Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep122 - How Cum

Episode Date: October 1, 2018

This week we review a show about polyamory. Wait, let me double check the spelling on that. Okay, yea, I got that right. This is not a topic that we spend a lot of time with but boy did we learn a lot today. Are you tired of committing to your partner and being a good person? We have the solution - polyamory.  Gavin joins the show to discuss how terrible Ryan and Charyn are at being humans. Then we check in on Opie and try to decide if he's a human being. All this and more on this week's WATP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cuzz, Cuzz a Roo, Cuzz a Roo. War these podcasts, they do a show about shows. It's hilarious, the show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-B. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that likes beer more than Brett Kavanaugh, I'm your host, Carl, with me this week is first time co-host, short time listener, Gavin from Buffalo. Hey, thank you, Carl. Welcome, Gavin.

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Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called How Come. This was a suggestion that came in from Johnny Russo. Gavin and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The premise of this show is New York City based comedian Remy Casimir has never had an orgasm. That's a tough one.

And she gets on this show in interviews people, she has a co-host Ryan Brombs who's also a comedian slash creep. Yeah more of a creep I would say. And so they have different guests on that try to help Rami with her problem of never being able to achieve an orgasm. So that's the promise of the show. Fun promise, right? Yeah. All right. I connected right away. Yeah, of course. Made perfect sense. So that's the premise of the show. Fun premise, right? Yeah. I connected right away. Yeah, of course. Made perfect sense. Now, the person that they have as the guest on the show

is this woman named Sharon Pfeiffer. Holy shit with this woman. Do you want to explain what her deal is? I don't know if I can explain what her deal is. But Sharon seems like someone who needs a lot of attention. Oh, she needs attention. She needs attention. In fact, as I'm listening to this podcast, I started thinking,

okay, how do I review this podcast? I've listened a little bit, I've seen your episode. Yeah. How am I going to deconstruct this podcast? I just deconstructed the guests. Yes. Okay. Yes. Because the guests were the whole podcast. I totally agree with you on that.

So I'm listening to them and just getting infuriated How long into like flirting with someone or something do you let them know that you are polyamorous? I let them know right away. Yeah, just because I mean it's in my Tinder profile It's I'm also honestry some app called field It's on there too And when I meet people I just I get it out of the way really quickly. It's kind of like you know I don't want to get married. I don't want to have kids and by the way I'm poly. Okay. She also

talks about how long she's been polyamorous. That's a good question. I think I think I've always been polyamorous since college Although I didn't really have the words to put to back then what I was actually doing I've got the words. Yeah So she explains that in college she suffers a lot of different people welcome the exclusive club of everybody That's exactly how you go through college. Can we stop and talk about one thing first? So her name is Sharon, right?

Oh, yeah. Her name is Sharon. How does she spell that? The most insufferable fucking way possible. Do you know who her dad is? Who's your dad? It's Boss. Yeah, it's Boss Spie!

But he's not Sharon. It's just a spell, her name right. And the woman, the host here has to spell it. At Sharon Fifer, CH-A-R-Y-N. That's how you spell Sharon. And I was looking at your clips and you spelled Sharon the correct way at all of yours. I had to.

I had to. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. And you know she's one of these people who changed the spelling of her name. I had that, I had that in my nose. You know this she is, because you can she's an insufferable asshole. So from listening to podcast, this is how Sharon started.

She went to school, normal Sharon, sharon. Yes. She didn't get the attention. She was around eight, nineth grade. She decided, I'm gonna get attention. I'm gonna change it to CH. Now I'm CH, Sharon. Everyone look at me.

Look at me. Guess what? They didn't look at her. So what she did was she started banging everybody. Yes. Bang everybody. Bang everybody. Which is fine. Yeah. It's the amount of pride she takes in the fact that she just foxes everybody all the time. Right. Is undeserving. Yeah.

She thinks that she is interesting because she has sex a lot. And the host very early on asked her a question if she was just born this way. Yeah, do you feel like it's something like within a person the way like being gay Is or being trans is like do you think they're you're just like a naturally polyamorous person like is that all right So she asked this question and of course Sharon's a smart person. She's gonna go oh no this isn't like being gay I wasn't born this way. This is just what I prefer this is how I prefer to live my life I mean everybody likes having sex with a lot of different people. This isn't something that you know is something I was born with so Sharon's gonna knife this one out of the park. I'm sure Does that make sense? Oh, oh great hard alert

Oh, that makes perfect sense. Oh, Ray Tartelert. Ray Tartelert class. She's explaining what every single guy has. This is not something you're bored with. Why, to sleep with everybody. And I also want to point out the fact that she's really just an asshole. That's what her identity is.

I do think it's part of my identity and who I am because anytime I have tried to fight it or be in monogamous relationships, I've ultimately royally fucked them up or cheated on the person or just it's, I'm doing some, in those situations I'm doing that for the other person and it's not what's natural for me. Yeah. Oh, so when you had to be a good person

because the other person who had their feelings be hurt, you couldn't handle that responsibility. That means you're an asshole. Then I looked at it, I redefined my life. I was born this way. Right. I'm born to fuck you over. Exactly.

It doesn't work that way. You can't just make up your own rules like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm really sorry I hurt you, but you have to understand something. I'm a dick. I was born like this. That's just how I am.

Finally, we're reviewing someone as a bigger asshole than we are. Everyone gets a label, right? It's not- There's no responsibility. Just give me a label. This was, I am polyamorous. And I don't give a shit. If you're polyamorous, it doesn't do anything to me.

But then when you get kids involved, it's fucking annoying. Kids are very forgiving and understanding, and they just don't really think too much of it. And recently I had a partner who's married with two small children, and he was kissing a family friend, and the child came out and saw it and said, hey, why are you kissing Lucy's mom? And my partner said, you know, because I, you know, I care about Lucy's mom too. And the kid said, does mommy know? And he said, yes, mommy know, because I, you know, I care about Lucy's mom too. And the kid said, just mommy know.

And he said, yes, mommy knows and it's okay. And it was like a blip. And now, you know, that person's over there like one night a week. The mom, you know, and everybody, people kind of come and go and spend the night and stay and like, the kids don't really think too much about it for. How the fuck would she know what the kids are thinking? She knows nothing about this. Do you know how much time they're gonna spend on fucking couches?

Explaining to professionals how they grew up? Oh well, it's cool. My mom slept with everyone, my dad slept with everyone, people were just coming and going all the time. They're making out with each other in front of us, and now I live a normal life. Yeah, and everything's fine. I'm totally well adjusted.

Totally well adjusted. Fuck it assholes. She goes around thinking here that she's the fine. I'm totally well adjusted. Totally well adjusted. Fucking assholes. She goes around thinking here that she's the expert. That's what kills me. To your point about being polyramas or whatever the word is or what a call yourself. That's fine. That doesn't bother me.

Live your life, lifestyle choices. That's cool. That actually sounded kind of interesting. Sure. Don't pretend to be an expert when you're not. So play Track 5, I think. Okay. I'm going to put your relationship into a hierarchy. This is kind of how it goes.

Okay. So if you have, you would have a primary partner and that's kind of the person, you know, either you live with them, in which case that's called your nesting partner, or the person that you kind of devote the most amount of time with. And in some relationships, that person is given the priority on your time and, you know know resources and whatnot. And then other people can be you know secondary partners, there can be, it just kind of trickles down the line there. So I'm sorry, I love that part. I'm the expert here. I'm going to explain you what it is. It's a hierarchy, okay? It starts with me banging a lot of people, but I'm going to bang one. That's my's my nesting part. And let me explain the rest of it.

Then there's everybody else. Hi, Eric. And it's not, you're right. So I wasn't a hierarchy there. That's not a hierarchy. So there's this one person who I live with and we fuck. And then there's all other people I fuck. Those are the secondary.

But she tries to be an expert and explain the, here here comes, here comes. This wasn't an org chart, it would be very messy. You're like, well, there's this person, then there's everyone else out of, horizontal line, the step one, collect under a pen, step three. Hey.

Self-packed, rabbi, sorry for that. She explains the fact that you have these secondary partners, and I think there's tertiary partners too, I don't know how any of this shit works, but how would you not have problems come from that? How would there not be jealousy issues? They act like this is just this greatest thing and of course our buddy Ryan,

and we haven't talked to him, we'll get into Ryan. We'll get into Ryan. Ryan. It's not discounted, it's not a terrible thing. It sounds interesting, it's not for me. Well, Ryan is also poly, and so he explains

that everyone could be Polly. Ryan actually had his first Polly Amorous relationship last year. Yeah, what are you talking about? Right when I moved to the city. Yeah, right when you literally got, you were like, I have a new friend. Three days ago.

She's Polly Amorous, I am too now. Yeah, I feel like everybody has the ability to be. Check out the big brain on bread. You're a smart motherfucker, that's right. So this Sharon woman who is born this way and is an expert on this lifestyle, that's what Ryan just said, totally negates your entire identity as a person, right?

I think anyone can just sleep around a lot and just not care about it. Yeah, I think so too. Can we step back and deconstruct Ryan just a bit? Oh, I have a lot to talk about with Ryan. Because he's just listening that first clip and just reminds me of his voice and how creepy. First of all, he's creepy.

And then my first reaction, instinct, right? Trust your instinct. This guy sounds creepy, right? Put his name in a Google check them out. So it's going on or just start with this opening, right? Let's put that one. I have an opening for Ryan here. Um, I am sitting with Ryan Brombs. He's a comedian. I also know him from TLC's love at first kiss. Nope. He they explain that he's a comedian. Nope.

So I wanna have and looked up his standup. Did you watch it, he was standup? I did. Oh, you did, I did. This is just a quick clip. It's not easy to hear, but you'll get a sense of what his standup routine is like. Okay.

I have told him it was 14 years old. I thought I had to tell I was 14 years old, I thought I had two belly buttons. But I'm supposed to like, hit it. We're really missing the video with this one. He's a creepy looking dude. He's a very creepy looking guy. So he was fat growing up, he says. And so that joe, he does the first five minutes of his sentence, I'll self-deprecating things, like, oh, I was a loser, I was fat.

And he says, I was so fat, I thought I had two belly buttons, but then one of them was my dick, which I can't, I can't figure out how that's possibly funny on any level. It makes zero sense. Because then later in the show, he says this. I, you know, I used to be a stripper, I used to just, I used to be a stripper. I used to just... I used to be a stripper.

And then you were a fat guy with two belly buttons. And then you find his recent picture because I noticed that discrepancy as well, right? Yeah, right. Okay, I don't know any woman to go to the Astrich Club. Right! Then he says that! All right.

Yeah. And I judge about looks. What do you got, bro? Let's judge about content. Yeah, let's judge about his character. Okay. This guy's a fucking asshole. So, do the background unripe.

Yes. Okay, he is being sued for the first revenge porn law that came in New York City. Correct. He dated a woman. They're both poly, polyamorous. Whenever the word is. They're dating each other.

Then, you know, he talks about that, that opening clip, it might cut over to some of the ones that you're already played but go with my track nine. So yeah today we're gonna talk poly emery and you had your on tray into it like last year right yeah and are you still with your no I know that that ended quite horrendously it's been been in the news. What? Yeah. Why? She accused me of some stuff.

No way. Yeah, bad things that I didn't do. Obviously. But I get to see the state of New York, so. All right, well, we don't have to go into that because that is a legal matter. Yeah. That needs not be spoken about.

That was the opening. We buried the leader. That was the opening. This is really the interesting part of the show. And we didn't even mention this. I meant to say this upfront. The show no longer exists on the internet. This episode that we listen to is golf.

You know Ryan's lawyer got a hold of it. You did what? Dude said what? I don't know why it's been taking off the internet. Maybe sharing real life. She's an asshole. Maybe Ryan said shitty shit. He shouldn't have said.

But it's hilarious. Thank God we downloaded this last week Because you cannot find this show it is gone The lawyer told him hey, you know, you sound like a creep in an asshole. This isn't helping your kiss about helping your case Ryan The guys should WTP are definitely gonna think you're guilty. So this is what happened He's dating this girl. He made reference to oh, I became probably when I moved to the city as dating this girl Who's also poly which by the, this guy just does whatever he's controlled by other people. It's one of the things that I recognize. Anyway,

neither are they here nor there. So he's with this chick and he's like fucking a lot of other girls and stuff too. She doesn't like that because people don't like that, generally. I don't know what the big deal is. Sex was five different women in, generally. I don't know what the big deal is. Sex was five different women in one week. I don't know what the problem is. People don't like that. So she dumped some. So then he creates allegedly.

Allegedly. Creates fake accounts and posts pictures and videos of her naked and having sex that only he has access to. She said she's only sent it to him. Yes, it's all over his face. So he's like, I had nothing to do with any of this. But he's also like texting her jerk off videos.

And right? Wasn't that part of the suit? There's a lot going on here. Posting her picture professional profile next to these pictures. He's sending her masturbation videos. He's doing all this stuff. And now he's in the news.

And there's actually an article where he's complaining that he can't get a gig anymore. A job as a community. He can't get any shows. Yeah, I run that because of this slander that's going on. Yeah, because somebody Googles them and they watch his stand-up, sat there like, oh, you're not a comedian.

I'm not gonna hire you. Oh, no, I mean, they see the lost thing thing. So we got a fake expert at a creep. Yes, right telling us how They're poly and they're born this way and this is what the whole episode is about. It's amazing and and I I start to get Infuriated and I understand you know some of the comments are you know Carl starts getting angry starts yelling well if you Have to listen to these podcasts multiple time. Thank you! I really started getting pissed off. I think it was three times round. I had to hear this guy tell me it all this creepy voice.

It was just, it's rough, it's rough. And I want to point out, so now that you understand what's going on with this show, listen to the fucking disconnect with a theme song. You think you're watching a Nickelodeon cartoon. How come, how come? How come I care to see you? How come I care to see you?

What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show?

What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show?

What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? I didn't hear anything about Revengeport and those saw glaring. So yeah, so I did a little bit of research here. Oh, you did try to come prepared. Well, it's you. OK. I like it. So we're on what episode 29? Now, we have to admit we're picking one episode,

plucking it out, reviewing it. And there's just two terrible people on this episode. So we haven't even talked about the host. It's not Remi's fault. Well, it's kind of Remi's fault. Well, who runs this podcast, right? It's true. So the premise of the whole podcast is that she's

stand-up comedian. She has trouble orgasming. And she's trying to figure out a way and she's Essentially documenting this and she's got other people on so I actually did listen to a couple other episodes I do have to say oh you dead. Holy shit. Look at you. Yeah, one episode on the way here. Okay. Just try to figure out because I realize all the criticism about you Oh, be too. Oh god, dude. I owe you apology. I know, there's a lot of time spent. They could have had spent better ways. I owe you an apology. Wow.

But I think as a host, she did a decent, if you look at it from this episode, did a decent job, lobbying questions and running the episode. But the premise of the podcast, his sort of expired, I don't know. It's like, the show Prison Break, that was unfuxed.

Yeah, right. Exactly. The third episode in, they are out of prison. So it's so what now on that was called prison break and it's just a terrible show, right? So I think this part is I had to die there's a prison break reference on w a tp Yeah, I know I know what you mean it's It's lost it's luster when we listen to the guys we fucked podcast The promise of that show was the interview past ex-boyfriends. They've gotten so far away from that now that it's just nonsense. And we have a concept on this show that will last for fucking ever because I was a narcissist

and things they can do with their own show. So there will be infinite podcasts that we can make fun of. Here is them again, talking about how Polly Amory is natural. And essentially the conclusion of the episode is humans are not engineered to be monogamous. Our closest relatives are the Benobos, which are monkeys that fuck to say hello. They fuck to say goodbye. they fuck to say goodbye, they fuck everyone.

I'm not that judgeable. And that's what's more natural to us. Alright, so we're all over the board here because it's either natural or it's certain people and they're born that way, just sharing the expert. But what's interesting though is that as they're having these conversations, it turns out that this lifestyle never works out for anyone, and it sucks all the time. I have this compilation I put together

of all the terrible things that Pyamory leads to. And then I see messages from people and stuff like that. And that hurts. How come I was sick that night and you were talking to this dude about it in a way where it was like demeaning me so that he could tell you to come over and get fucked like. Right.

Although I've been in the past in a relationship where it was somebody who lived in Canada, and so I was having this back and forth once a month's relationship, and that turned out to be on his end. It was a doughnut, don't tell, with his other partners. Kind of scenario. And that really rubbed me the wrong way. I don't necessarily know if it was jealousy, but it just brought up a lot of really achy feelings. Yeah, I think that's valid.

She got a call from his apparent girlfriend today. And it was just thrown off. Oh, shit. Yeah, because that wasn't supposed to be the case. Oh, yeah, cool, cool, cool. And that's usually a lie. Like they're interested in trying it. But then as soon as you're hanging out

and you get a text message from the other person or other people or whatever, and they see that, this seat of jealousy is always kind of trickled in. And then I get home and I cry a little. Sorry, that's a long compilation. But it's ridiculous that they're saying, this is the way we're supposed to live. And then I get home and I cry a little. Ha ha ha ha ha miserable fucking asshole. I'm not a terrible person. I'm polyamorous I want to get into how Ryan is a loser. This is start with my 10 a. Oh, yeah, okay. It's just a short clip. Yeah, it's just it's Ryan I if you're a boy in Pennsylvania someone's been inside of you That's Ryan. If you're a boy in Pennsylvania, someone's been inside of you.

I don't remember that. It's just, you know, it is creepy voice. It's just, I think it's just, yeah, it stinks a little. This is when I was talking before about how Ryan is controlled by his partners. He's pretending that he has these own decisions he makes. I want to be poly. I want to be mine. Listen to this.

So are you, you're still being polyamorous now? From time to time. From time to time. I, from, because our relationship ended in January, well, November, really. And then in January, I ended up with somebody that wanted to just be with me. And I was like, you know what? All right, we'll give it a shot. And then like a month and a half, two months later, they no longer wanted to be in the

relationship. So I just went back to Open Is that his relationship with the revenge porn person the revenge porn person broke up in November or January? Not sure he says January because oh wait November because based on the court records That's what he told me they can't Dr. It's a really good point in his mind, they were still in a relationship.

I was still... I was still texting your mic, I think we were still in a relationship. I mean, she was telling me I'll call the cops if you keep doing this, but you know, we're both poly, so it's okay. It's all right. So then he says,

you know, I'm in and out of poly. I actually met a person who put up with my nonsense and bullshit and so we started dating. But then later on in the episode, he goes on to explain that you have to be upfront with people in that you're poly and they have to accept you for that. And it's going to be tough because you're going to be sitting in front of somebody that you have genuine feelings for.

Yeah. And you are going to be terrified of telling them that this is the lifestyle you live because you might lose that person. But there are billions of people in the world. And if they're not into it, you shouldn't have to change who you are in your core just to appease them for the time being because months down the road that's still going to come out of you. And you are still going to have an issue then instead of now.

But now there's months of your life that you've devoted, that you've lost to it. This guy does not practice what he preaches. So he just said, oh yeah, I've gotten to do this relationship because the girl wanted us to be monogamous and then she dumped him after a month. This guy's got to be impossible to fucking deal with. And then later on he goes on to talk about,

and I love this, this is something that ass assholes say there's billions of people in the world Billions of people okay, okay, technically yeah, that is true. How many Hundreds of millions you're planning on going through can you just be a nice person? It may be gonna Maybe some close friends that you can continue to hang out with this guy's like if, if they don't like you, fuck them, there's billions of other people. They'd not just be like them. I'm going to have to shine a fuck you guys. Exactly! What's the next stop?

India? I don't understand what the endgame is here. Right up front, I'm going to tell you, hey, I'm a big asshole. I'm not going to live up to expectations. I'm going to go around and fuck people if you don't like it, fuck off. And the worst part is, he's also a needy asshole. What's into this? Actually, it's what makes Polyamory a more desirable lifestyle

because then you're not locked into one person and relying on them for every ounce of affection you need when you need it. Right. Because sometimes you have a bad day and you need someone to talk to, but if you're a waiter and you get out of work at midnight and your partner works on Wall Street at 9 a.m.

Something like that. It's a very New York City thing. You know, you can't go home and ruin their night and expect that not to cause some kind of resentment. Right. Nobody is a waiter because he's not funny. Yeah, he's not a comedian. Just about how he works all the time. He's a waiter in a restaurant. Yeah. And not for nothing. I'm going to pay your lawyer fees. If you have a, that's true. If you have a bad job, that's a good point. That's why he says, I have no life.

I'm working all the time. I'm working all the time. I got some legal expenses. He's probably got some serious legal expenses. The girl who broke up with it in January, November. November. November. Well, we broke up in March, January, November, 2016.

Yeah. So this guy explains that he has a bad day at work. He needs to go talk to someone about it. Get over it. Just fucking get over it. You're a waiter. You're gonna have bad days. Move on.

You got to fucking bother someone with your fucking bullshit. Who cares? He makes a reference. I don't have to click. He makes a reference about how he's, you know, somebody works all day and he says something about, you know, they work like 36 hours for a week and then they don't have to worry.

Oh no, he did 36 hours. have 30 what is working 36 hours working hard Working generally is 40 hours. Yeah, I mean he's below that wow. He's got to be under the table You know got to get can't have 40 hours a little we have to be in benefits Ah, sorry. I have a lot more to talk about on Ryan. He is terrible as a human being but also really bad at comedy. This is just what I call a failed joke. I don't think that's reasonable at all. I'm always looking for the one every single day of the week. Really?

Yeah. So wait, have you gone back? Do you think Timonogamy after you? No, no, no, no. I mean, a new one every single day single day because that's I fall in love daily Epic fail Wow, so we're gonna miss but did a joke? He was just trying to be funny, but yeah, that is such a fucking creep right I said before about missing to it multiple times His voice now is just like just gets in my head

So this guy Ryan and this woman, Sharon, are both selfish assholes. Can we agree on that? Yes. It's just like, whatever I want is what I want. And everyone else can go fuck themselves. Because that's how my world works. That's how I think about life.

I'm living free. I'm living poly. Right. And then they have the fucking balls to talk. The setup on this is that if you're a chick and you're fucking lots of different guys and you get pregnant, all of those guys should act like they're the father.

And it's a totally Western thing to just only want to care for your kid and the thing that you, I don't know, quite selfish. Selfish? That's what selfish is! The only one that they care for your kids! Hey, this sloth that I'm fucking is now pregnant with some other guys' kid, and I'm going to be the father.

There's so much of this enlightenness here that we're enlightened, and it's a very Western way of... Yeah, I know. Very Western way! And man, constructed marriage. Yeah! And all this whole shit like no we constructed roads and Normal standard things that people live by and that's what most of the people are living that way Yeah, and it works out pretty well and it's not like we're trying to control people

It's just convenient it works well. Maybe marriage wasn't you know animals don't get married But we're not we've elevated well, they also can't sign their name on paper Animals don't get married, but we've elevated. Well, they also can't sign their name on paper. Here is a quick history lesson with our friend, Ryan, who is also a brainiac. I don't know if I've pointed that out. Yeah, well, I mean, like, though, you know, like I feel like, obviously,

men started the hierarchy aspect of when you look at, like, Romans and everything, like that, or even Egyptians, and they just had all these women underneath them. And remember that we are not descended from fearful men. It's hardcore history are not descended from a fearful man. It's hardcore history. We're not a fearful man.

Maybe like the Romans and the Egyptians or whatever. You know, some of the grusks on the time periods. Fuck an idiot. Do you want to get into the head of the penis saga? I have that as a clip. I just, you know, we're just Ryan does it himself. He just says things that make you hate him make you realize that he's not bright. Correct. I but fully believe that he's stalking this woman. He's just creepy. He's not he's not intelligent. Yeah, go ahead and play that one.

Thank you, and it's a dried up and it cracked and because I didn't realize I was like, oh, maybe there's come on under something I peeled it off, but oh my god, I legit emit skin. I don't realize I was like, oh, maybe there's come on under something. I peeled it off But oh my god, I legit emit skin. I don't think it's skin I think it's it's whatever the fuck the head's made out of skin. It's made of bone. I don't know if that's skin. Is that skin? Yeah And my dick's made out of bone. So Ryan's side with the first time you ever jerked off He used this lotion that he was allergic to at the head of his penis Started cracking and he doesn't

know what it's made out of. So he explains that it's not skin and the two women are like, well no, it's skin. It's skin. It's really, it's trust me. It's a bit of skin. And that clip that you have, I had that one too, but I have another clip. They continue to talk about that. There's like skin around the shaft,

but then you've got the head. The head's not skinned. It's skinned. What is it? What is it that? I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out. Maybe I'm wrong, and there's just two different levels

of skin, but like my body's not pink. No, no, I think it's a much, I think it's like baby skin. Like it's skin that hasn't seen sunlight. Baby's going to be there. They are pink, you're wrong. I'm gonna see, I've gone tanning and that thing has not changed colors. B, nose, fat, chicken. This fucking moron.

Does it realize this skin can be different colors? I'm not pink. Does he know about races? Has he ever heard of that term before? He can, there's no way it's skin, it's pink. It's pink. That's pink. Fuckin' it, yeah. I just to know what the next option is what what's after skin if you eliminate me and out of this answer pool what's number two this guy is the dumbest

person I've ever heard on a podcast it's number two is also close with Kevin no that was that was surprising oh because he goes on for a while. Oh, good. And I have a clip on here that's called, Ryan on Pugamy, and this is him explaining the difference between Pugamy and Polly Amory. Am I getting any of this right? You know, I have a section of my nose called Terminology. Thank you. I should have had that.

It's tough. They're just words. They're just like, I remember what the hell the labels are. What the fuck are they talking about? We're sluts. We bang people. Right. We're standard people.

We bang partners. Right. And that's it. We don't need all these words of campurnouts. I mean, I used to call it fuckbodies. Isn't that what this, it is? Oh, I got a couple of fuckbodies. I'm out in the relationship right now. That's what this is. Spec I got a couple fuck bodies I'm out of relationship right now That's what this is specify that they're women though right?

Mostly okay usually okay Yeah, and plus like if you look at the just the basis of the words polyamory means love like multiple love yeah polygamy I don't know what is good But I knew this like three years ago. I had this discussion with somebody and I said polygamy is like polyamory without the love. That's how you know someone's stupid with their like I have no idea what I'm talking about but three years ago I had a conversation with someone and he thought I was smart. Yep. I was able to fool that person. So again we're beating up on the guest but you got you got Sharon or Charin or whatever you want to call her. Right. She's telling me about a hierarchy. She tries to explain it Yeah, then he's tried to tell the difference between two terms

Think of what is the the Gamy in polygamy so they start googling at no and I have to listen to the fucking research you don't at real time I just smashing my head at that point. It's marriage. It's marriage It's I! It's marriage! It's marriage! It's marriage! I'm not figuring it out. All right this is what I call just the embarrassing clip of the day. Interesting. Well I learned about asexuality from plants and then I learned that people can be that too. Totally. Yeah. I learned about asexuality from plants and then I learned that people can do that too. We're new on heat sexuality from plants and then where the people can do that too. Yep, that makes sense.

This is the same woman who gets really excited about her fans. Not that. And Ravi does a nice job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is pretty funny. Let's let's be fair here. We've destroyed the guess. Let's let's talk about that.

Let's talk about Ravi a little bit. So, Remy got on some show that's on Netflix. She had a 16 second segment where they showed her and talked about her podcast. And she's very excited about this. Yeah, I just, I, so for my fans who don't already know this, I was just featured on this show on Netflix called Explained. Yeah, it's a show called Explained. They're trying to explain how this woman is possibly famous because she is not. Nobody knows who this woman is. No one's ever heard of this podcast.

Gaven, what else you got? I know how you feel about improv. I don't know that I'm always with you but I hear it come up in your podcast a lot. A couple of times. So, Revy has an improv background. I'm surprised you, you know, I didn't hear you pick up on that yet. I didn't.

That's a little bit, you know. I don't just despise it maybe as much as you are. I've gone with some of those second city shows. And it had a good time. Oh, you're one of those. It wasn't terrible. All right. Maybe I'm not as cultured as the W-A-Z.

All right, so what's rampant up? Jordan is again next week because it might be the episode. Yeah, and I won't be here. Going to clip 13. 13. How do you deal with the jealousy thing? Because I'm a jealous fucking bitch. Like the other day, my boyfriend was scrolling through his phone photos

and he like scrolled past this ugly bitch. And I was like, who the fuck is that ugly bitch? And then turns out the ugly bitch was me This felt it felt hard. Yeah, you know she had that one ready to go that was not improv. Yeah, that was she penned She's like, oh, I got a good one. I'm gonna work this one into conversation very naturally the dropped hard It yeah, I was not good. Let's talk about sad Ryan is I have this clip is just called right is a sad dude Yeah, if you want to friend me on Facebook you can too. I'm pretty lonely

That's the that's the whole thing I work a lot I smile at people all day to a point where it actually hurts to not smile And then I get home and I cry a little. Mm, I feel like, play Tennessee. Tennessee. Because I've fallen asleep on a lot of people. Oh, no. Not in a lot of people though, right? No, actually recently.

You fall in asleep in a woman? Yeah. Oh, man Ryan. He's so sad. He is a fucking, he is a depressed motherfucker. His whole lifestyle, he's preaching to me about how to live my life. Oh yeah.

I have a lot better life than you do Ryan. Don't tell me what to do. You bang a lot of people. You can have a lawsuit and work as a waiter. Yeah. It's just your host of podcasts. They haven't ripped off the internet because you're so creepy this poor woman too

She wants nothing to do with any of this. Oh, why would she just be falsely accusing this guy of trying to ruin her life She just wants to be done with them. She's just trying to move on and this fucking guy's created not one But two different accounts in order to put out revenge porn and try to smear this woman's reputation and ruin her. He's not a good dude. He's not a good person. The only other thing that I have on this Gavin, we have a lot of clips on this show because everything was clipable.

It was one of those shows. There's shows I listen to and I'm like, I don't even know what I'm going to say about this. This one, like every single part, like these people are insane. These are idiots talking about this. This one, like every single part, like these people are insane. This is, these are idiots talking about nonsense. But the other clip that I have is that theme song I play, the Nickelodeon cartoon theme song. At the end of the show, they have an extended version of that.

Oh no. With more lyrics and information coming out. More extended than the old WATP theme song. Well, it's not that long. But it's pretty long. That was horrendous. Oh, stop it. It's not Darian. I had to get that in there. Oh, just from the general department but it's pretty like that was horrendous. Oh stop it's how dare you had to get that in there Oh, just from the general department is not gonna be happy with you long

Fair enough All right, we fixed it shorter now When you go all the way from a right down to oh Oh I think that I have got to know. What does any of that mean? I don't know. From A right down to O, O, O, No, I'm sick of this.

I gotta go. Who's writing these lyrics? Just random rhymes. Like, little kid bullshit. Like I said before, this is for a Nickelodeon cartoon. It makes zero sense in the context. She asked your friend to write a theme song. He gave it to Rami and Rami. I hope she thought, well, that's horrible. But I don't know what her is feeling. Yeah, I make play.

Oh, it's not good. No. That's all I have. What else do you have? Anything else you want to play about our friends? The clips buried somewhere, but there's a term in here. Again, for me, it was a terminology in the labels, and I said this already, but Sharon talks about,

you know, she lived a very heteronormative life. Yeah, right. And I just cringed. I cringed hard when I heard that. And other than that, no, I think we've exhausted how terrible these people are. I tried to Google this Sharon woman because they give her her resume.

I should I think you have a clip on this of all the reasons why you would know who this woman is. I don't know if we want to listen to that. It's terrible. We're going to get on the phone, Sharon Fyfer. Sharon is a feminist writer and sex educator who practices polyamory and open relationship styles. She got her start in journalism 20 years ago running the Personals and Promotions Department at the Philadelphia Weekly. Since then her work has appeared in more than 100 publications including AARP Bravo TV, Brides the Globe, Kinkley, Marie Claire,

Playboy, Refinery29, She-Nose, Thrillist, and The Washington Post. She also writes a regular column on the business of sex at Forbes.com. So she's a blogger. Do you think that like those credits are because she commented on an article on those? Yeah, I mean, let's, in this day and age,

let's not act like she's employed by all of these different things. She's a blogger. And we've already discredited- A-R-P linked to it once. We already discredited her expertise in this area. Well, right. I mean, I Googled this woman and Google said,

are you sure you didn't mean anybody else? Because who would be looking for this person? She's a nobody. But anyway, that's enough about Sharon. We beat her to the ground. I wanna know why this show was taken down. Do you think it's because of Ryan's loss? Yes, yes, absolutely.

Because he didn't really say that much about it, but he did make the comment about when they broke up. And he put timestamps. He put timestamps in his head. Yeah, you're right, and he alluded to her a couple times. And he probably just went, oh, oh, I just got a call for my attorney. Remy, I really fucked up. Can you just take that down? Oh, He's sent a lot of creepy things and it's public domain. It's out there

I don't know, but isn't he the co-host of the show? He wasn't a guest. No, no, no, guess she does this on her own She's got other Yeah, yeah at the end at the end of the review we figure this out Yeah, yeah Interesting so that's why like going back to how we feel about- This guy is so fucking dumb. How do we feel about the podcast? Again, for the two boneheads she has on there, I think she did a good job asking questions,

blogging it back and forth. Yeah. But you're going to get shit if you ask these horrible people these questions about, explain your point of view. Speaking of having horrible people on your podcast with you, it's time for... OPIRADIO! The OPIRADIO podcast! Alright, we listened to OPIRADIO.

There was an episode that came out where they went back to Gebards in New York City, do you know what this is, Geb? I did. Yeah. It was two and a half hours. Two and a half hours of these guys just shooting the shit at the bar. I made it about an hour, 15 minutes. I didn't make it much further.

No, yeah. It's, well, it gets to the point where you're just wondering if you even value your own time anymore. And I got to that thing where I'm going, I'm doing this on purpose right now. What am I doing? I have other things I can be doing. Like silence. That would be much better.

Oh my god. Silence would be good. So they're back at Gebards and Opie explains. And that's mainly because he's got enough guests where they can't fit in his cube. I can't write like the studio. So we're back at Gebards because I got three people here. Because Vic only even says I was gonna go do the show with you and your studio might have heard you only have three microphones.

There's always three microphones in his cubicle. So this is them and OP is explaining that he's made Geparts a fucking happening place. Man, a lot of the people that like the podcast come to Geparts now, this place I'm telling you is happening Yeah, whatever We such like that. I never believe them Do you think the people showed up at this bar and what do they do? They put their bar sales over there wherever they're sitting and they sit there and they why they drink their beer and stare out of

Why they talk no, do you think they they just walked in they're like looking over their shoulder? It's like what what's those guys do? Who those old guys do it over there? Whatever and they drink their beer., what's, what's those guys do? What those old guys do over there, eh, whatever, and they drink their beer? I think that's what's happening. Well, no, when OP's explaining those, people just show up at this bar,

even when they're not recording, because they've heard about it, and we gotta go to that famous place and OP hangs out at it. So all of the bar of success is due to OP. Yes. Can you show me which stool Vic Henley was sitting on? I need to know. And then you can tell that he's lying

because he starts over-sselling how great this place is. And they got good choices on the beer, and the moon shine, and the bourbons, and the smile in the ear to ear. The music is cool. And the bours are awesome. I love you. Yeah, the last of them is.

Jesus Christ. I wasn't gonna go until he said the music is cool. The music is cool. When you have to explain every single thing that every single bargain restaurant in New York City has, and you have to say, oh, I mean, they have beer, they have bourbon, the music's good, there's a burger, you've got windows.

They got windows. They got windows over there. They can't, oh, be, none of these things are impressive. Nothing that you just said is impressive. It's busy because I'm here. Oh, be, wants to be a charismatic broadcaster so badly. And when he's on with his buds and they're shooting the shit, you know, he's like, hey, you know,

I'm just staring the conversation. But then when he has to do his commercial reads, buy himself, it's so fucking painful. Listen to how you're picking up out of that affective voice and how he's trying to be like, it's cool. Cause a root. Listen to this nonsense. That's no good. There's a better way. You don't need to deal with that pain or stress that's keeping you up at night anymore. The pain obviously from a bad mattress. I've been waking up with a stiff neck and back pain

or I spend way too much on a mattress and still don't get a good night's sleep. Wrong! You not charismatic. He sounds like an amateur. That's how an amateur would read that. That's terrible. I like the voice of someone, you know that. He does that a lot, right? Like, oh my backers went get out wrong.

What is wrong with this fucking guy? What a loser. He's terrible at this. Did I mention that Vic Henley is a hack? He is the worst comedian. I don't know why this guy Is on anybody's show Listen to this joke that he pulls out. He's like I'll have one of those. He didn't even know what it was He's like that's easy. They'll remember it. Yeah, I didn't know that's not worse. That's not best There's a lot of knock worst And he says that's not worst.

That's not best. Oh, God. Like, that doesn't make sense at any level. It's not clever. It's not interesting. I honestly didn't know it was a joke. When I listen to that, I didn't even know I should have it.

You're right. It's just, you're right. It's the conversation that goes on, which is just kind of nonsense. It's like, hey, we're doing a podcast, and we're going to talk. But they're, yeah. So they started talking about Vic Henley's uncle was a preacher.

I yep, yep. And he's talking about the fact that when he was a preacher, it turns out he was cheating on Vic's aunt. Yep. And so Vic's aunt stepped in and said, you can't do this anymore, and he started working at a restaurant So this is this is the setup to that conversation Well, and he only made it into in the food and I want to mention that

They're just talking about the fact that he was a preacher sleeping with a lot of girls and she's like you can't do this anymore And nobody doesn't understand this conversation at all because listen to what he comes in with And open doesn't understand this conversation at all because listen to what he comes in with Well, and he only made it into in the food world for about five years and he went back to preach and he's been preaching again now for 27 years. I always been back to him. All right, I guess he is. I don't know. Yeah, I haven't checked. He's 82 and cute. We call that the Holy Spirit. When I'm a reverence they get a lot of pussy these guys all of it. All of it. Whenever you're gonna have a private meeting in the back. Oh, absolutely. No, that's something going on. Yes. That's why I got to let those priests marry man Oh, that's not a one you gotta get it done. You gotta get it done I mean that'll that's the only thing that'll stop that shit or slow it down

Wait, oh, you have a different conversation They're talking about a reverent and how these reverence get a lot of tail. And then Opie Church did to the problem with raping children within the Catholic Church, with Catholicism. That's nothing to do with what they're talking about, Opie. And with his solution, he seems to be okay with just slowing it down. Yeah, we just slowed it down, but we just get married. It will slow it down. Well, what the fuck is he even talking about there?

So, they go from talking about there so they go from talking about preachers a lot of pussy and now obi is just onto this it he thinks that they were talking about raping children I guess or he thinks it's the same thing so that's my point that Catholicism happens a lot is it happening in I don't know I'm sure every that's why my sector has it's own that's why my theory is so it turns us into yeah every that's why my sector has its own That's why my theory is So I hope he turns this into yeah, man, that's the fucking promise probably happening a lot of religious We're not talking about reaping children and they go out of that and then hope be the brainiac that he is Is the one who tries to figure out how they're even talking about this in the first place?

We're talking about that we went off on that time What were you talking about this in the first place. I'm always talking about that. We were all off on that time. What were you talking about? Vic had to be talking about his uncle was cheating at his hand. You're the one who started talking about reaping children for no fucking reason. And nothing to do with that. Vic had to be does this thing where he laughs at himself.

And he cries at himself. I mean, you've heard this before. He just, if you're a predator, and you're choosing to use the church as your highway into predation. I do understand that. I mean, you've heard this before you just uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh who has to prove that he's a human being. Okay. He says this multiple times. I'm sure I'm a human being. And to show that I'm a human being, like multiple times in the show. Guys, I just need to show you that I'm a human being.

I just got to be. I'm so famous. I'm real. Yeah. Exactly. It's so famous. I put my pants out one like at a time and then I'm a multi-millionaire after that.

Okay, we got it. And this is again, why when you have a podcast at a bar or a restaurant, it's always a terrible idea to do that, because there's background noise and there's distractions. But then when you lean into it, and you start talking to people who are way off mic, then no one could possibly fucking care about that's where we haven't seen Dave and while he was he was the original

hook up here and then we fell in love with Matt as well as a place okay but Dave had a kid his daughter's three months old and she already had chicken parks. Yeah and a badass stomach virus that made her you can shit at about two weeks later. That's a lot to deal with. Who? Fucking cares! Thank you, buddy.

Why would I care about this guy Dave, who works at this bar and will give a shit about and his kids that had an illness? How is that possible you're interested for anyone? It's mind-numbing. I have no idea. The other thing these guys do because you know It's a hang They're just they're just there to hang out shoot the shit. They love talking over each other

I Realize and I'm pulling this out of context, but try to make head your tails or what the fuck is going on here? My best friend's wedding I'm sweating. It's a brand. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating.

All right. There you go. It's great waiting on you. Say anything. Say anything. I'm going to give you the whole spirit. That's right. Think about it.

Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? Sorry. I'm a broken rocker now, with all of you. I don't have any clips, but the one part that made me laugh hysterically was they took a break So they're sitting at the bar. He says, okay, let's take a break. Let's take a break Someone's gonna smoke someone's in his bathroom. Yeah, all of the other guys sitting around the table

We're like wrap it up. We're done right we're done. Yeah, they wanted the excitement excitement that they thought that they were done with the podcast I didn't pull that clip either 30 30 40 minutes minutes in. Which would have been probably a reasonable podcast time for especially that they weren't talking about anything. Right. Oh, it's like, oh, wrap it up. Wrap it up. No, no. And all I know is that, you know, on my phone, I could see there was another hour and 45 minutes. Right, after that.

They were right. Wrap it up. So they talked to this guy, Joey, who does the post-production. And Joey has to go in and actually listen to all of these shows. Oh God I hope he's getting paid a lot and Joey has to go in and put in the commercial reads and whatever else he has to do to the show he doesn't do any editing unfortunately but he pops other things in so they say all

right Joey I need you to put a song on because we're gonna go take a break real quick which by the way in podcasting it's not radio you don't have to fill the time. You don't have to play a song. You can just get paused and pick right up. No one's even gonna fucking know because you're not, you just talk about random bullshit anyway. So they say, okay, yeah, we're gonna take a break here and you're so right, Kyle was like,

rap it up, rap it up, we're done, we're done, we're gonna, let's go to the teddy bar. He just wants to get the fuck away from this. It's not doing anyone any favors that they're recording this conversation. Sharad Smoll has not never on the microphone. This entire conversation that I heard. Sharad's over here talking, he's like,

oh yeah, you know, I was at the comedy club last time. How would you, I don't know what their setup looks like. I do, I've seen pictures of it. Why the fuck do they think that this is good enough for Westwood one podcast thing? All right, this is my favorite part. They're talking about this chick who is in from out of town. Carro was hooked up with her.

And she has to stay in Koreatown. Koreatown around 33rd Street, 32nd Street. And it's apparently not the nicest hotel in that area. According to that, I don't know. What do I know? So this is the riff they do when they say, that. I don't know what I know. Yep. So This is the riff they do when they say oh she was staying in Korea down So she's like in little Korea, right? Yeah, literally like she smells like soy sauce So go is usually funny says her hair smells like soy sauce

That's Chinese yeah, and then hope he goes wasabi which is Japanese has nothing to do with Korea And I have to zoom in on this. This is the funniest market thing What why would you say wasabi? That's a big any sense. There's nothing funny about that It doesn't make any sense. We don't know. There's nothing funny about that. This, uh, this chickish, she was staying in, uh,

Kriota wasabi! I gotta jump for that! You made me jump. Anyway, um, that's all I have on, on OP this week. I think, um, It's pretty terrible. It's really not a good show.

But we're not saying you think new that it's terrible. No, there wasn't anything new There wasn't like a bombshell like a cuz cuz every Cuzz a row cuz a row. All right, let's read some recent reviews on our iTunes page We have one that just came in worst restaurant ever this place stinks food is awful and my waiter Carl kept talking incessantly about podcasts. Dude, I don't go fuck about Opie. Just bringing my grapefruit beer, one star. Did he help change their website? That was a five star review. Oh good. They were going for something. They had an angle there. I like that. This is one from Pro Rhymes who says, it is good enough, I suppose. Carl is a bit of a meathead, but he is supremely adequate as a podcast host.

I probably wouldn't like to show any more if I listened from the beginning, because the other host with the Copacomander Impression in the early episodes was more likeable. Nevertheless, WATP should join the CU Next Tuesday Podcasts Network. Sounds like a good plan. I like the way he thinks you're a meathead. I know, that's hilarious. This is a great one. This one is subject is Couserino Five stars from Lamar Chipperson. I absolutely love your hate by the way

Have you ever been on kumi a show? I've never heard you mention it if you have you sock cucka This is another one that came in says good, but who gives a shit who gives a fuck five star review from John Williams saying we also got a one star review just bad Rotating cast of uninteresting guys in their 40s here. I am can't make their own content So they try their best to tear down people who do When somebody says guys in their 40s, that's a younger person, right? Yeah, yeah.

Like, oh, you fucking guys, you're 40s, you're gonna podcast. Go fuck yourselves. And so that's probably a Hollywood handbook fan. There's those people do not like us very much. They're the fans of, oh, they're the fans of you. Dude, there is a posting in the sub-red of the show,

holy shit. These people do not like me. Oh, they are not famous I'm gonna go see that I'll show you to you after the bills lose All right, then we have this one this my favorite right here Very mean is the subject line. This is by Cuzz Cuzzaroo and it says this podcast hurt my feelings sincerely Cuzz Cuzzaroo So thank you cuz a roux. How many stars was that was a five star? Yeah, so I just did to that guys want to say us Cuz a row cuz a row cuz cuz a row Definitely appreciate that so keep giving us the five star reviews and

Shitting on us. We do appreciate that. I have to tell you, it's getting weird. We used to be very lopsided. One star to five star reviews. We still have more one star reviews than I think just about any other podcast. My gorepteports got me beat by about I don't know 100 times the number of one star reviews. But 323, that's pretty impressive. Pretty good. That's super good. That's a lot of people to be so upset with either like I I'm gonna try to get it so that other people don't find this podcast because they're gonna see that doesn't have a good View and then I'm gonna give it a chance That's how I'm gonna get back in this person for making fun of my ship Starting to be pretty good, but we're starting to creep up on the fight so we're gonna get to a point where it's balanced Whoa two and a half huh, I know I know

What you ever know what is the average now? I tune so so nice they make it look like it's two and a half All right, well Gavin we've done it all What did you think this is your first time on the show it hurt everything you thought it would be? It was great. It was amazing. My mind's blown. Yeah, man. I feel like I open up I actually the food is good the beer is delicious Yeah man, I feel like I opened up. I actually, the food is good, the beer is delicious. Generally our relationship is, you know, we kinda like, I hate you.

I like to make fun of you, right? But now I'm actually more angry at you for the number of hours I spent preparing for this and I know I didn't do a good job, but I just spent so much time listening to all this. And so now it's not even like comical anger, it's just real anger. Right.

It sounds being fun. Yeah, no, it wasn't fun at all. It's not fun at all. No. And you have to listen to fucking in my wife hates me. Oh, it could have been worse. Oh, try listening to Rich Voss for 50 minutes at a clip. I listened to your friend Vinny that you had on last week.

Yes. His podcast, which by the way, I'll plug that because I thought it was really good. Come here to Carl's and cast. Yeah, there you go. Listen to Gilbert Godfrey. I did too. But I listened to Rich Voss one Yeah, I know you've referenced it before

Yeah, but man that was awesome. He's coming back up over and over again Like that's all bosses thinking about this fucking guy. He pretended that he had no idea right? You've already been through this I get this I know it's good. He had no idea like you didn't really pay attention You but it's just your name was mentioned you could I really enjoyed that I Well, pretty sure my friend Carl. Yeah, yeah, I know the parking side about my friend girl does that show yeah, yeah Uh, so flotty that was good. All right, so We've done it all we popped your cherry

We've talked about What was the name of that show? How come yeah, how come how come you mean the name of that episode was come. Yeah, how come how come you mean the name of that episode was uh uh polyamory in and out episode 29. No longer available. No longer available on the internet. So I have a copy of it. I might just put it up at our feed. If anybody wants that I wouldn't do that dear Ryan. Good luck in your good luck in your legal battles, buddy. Good luck in your lawsuit. I just want to say I just want to say that all the views that we've expressed were just for comedic purposes. We actually think Ryan's a great guy

and very funny comedian. Don't mean anything that we just said. Do I have to agree to that too? I don't know, he has a lawyer. He has a lawyer. Oh, no, no, no, no. He probably has a team of attorneys at this point. I agree with everything he said.

I restate those words. He works 36 hours a week, so he's probably got a sweet legal team and a lot of time on his head. So you know what it means Gavin it means it's time for if you might ever this part of this you know this is where you try to get me to devote more time to listen to you. Yes. It's exactly right.

I am familiar. Oh, listen to these shows that we have to prepare for are terrible, but then the payoff is you have to listen to WOTP, you're a part of it. Oh. That's the fun stuff, right? Oh, I'm so excited. So, this is the part of the show.

We play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week. And the reason why I do this is because people get really stoked about it. It's all I get on Twitter. It's just like, oh, we should I can't wait for next week's episode. Something's gonna be amazing. I'm like, I know. I actually have a response. I just copy and paste. Anyway, I just can't type that much. And then you delete all those tweets. It's because I was trying to read it left. I want to delete them. I don't know. Maybe they were taken down by Ryan's attorney team. Oh, you just said team because he can't afford a team. He's got one of those half-lawyer guys who works at the restaurant with him and does

love the same thing. Yeah, definitely. All right, so here is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week. It's that time of year here in Illinois when you don't know what the weather's gonna be from hour to hour, but it's great no matter what. We have finally reached fall in Illinois. Yep. Alright, I had to pull that clip. That's nothing to do with what this show is. That's so funny. That was so slow.

That's so stupid. He's telling, that was what the show started. He's gonna be a fucking weather report. Oh, okay. This is a show called Killers, Cult, and Nut Jobs. It was a suggestion from Patrick from St. Louis, who gave us a bunch of suggestions, but this one seems interesting.

We're gonna listen to an episode called Beverly, Beverly Alit from September 27th of 2018. This is another one of those shows where two guys read Wikipedia and tell you about some horrendous thing that happened. It's thrilling. Yeah, wow. I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.

So excited. I am too. I am too. So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out what's in for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody.

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