Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep123 - Killers, Cults, and Nutjobs

Episode Date: October 7, 2018

It's been a while since we reviewed an independent podcast that is this bad. It's a true crime show that checks all the boxes: The host reads a wikipedia page? Check. The cohost adds no value? Check. There's an endless rant on Hot Pockets? Yep. Cros is back as we run through a number of important topics including Chip Chipperson stealing my act, Rich Vos at a podcast festival, Opie foreshadowing, and the Howard Stern Show turning gay. We also revisit How Cum and learn why episode 29 was taken off the Internet.  The closing song is called Sexpionage from the album The Isotopes Play Surf Music, available on Spotify, iTunes, or wherever fine instrumental rock is sold.  http://theisotopes.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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585-612-1388 email the show, W-A-T-P show at Gmail. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shit all over us. When you write your comments, today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Killers, Colts and Nut Jobs. This was a suggestion that came in from Patrick from St. Louis. Croj and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.

We're gonna get into it in just a second. I also wanna tease that coming up later on the show. We even up to on the how come podcast. We mentioned last week the show that we reviewed got taken off the internet. Yeah. And Gavin and I were speculating on why that might be. Well, we get the answer.

Oh, boy. They come back and they re-recorded episode 29. Wow. Yeah, so we'll be playing that. We're going to go back in time with OP. We have a brand new original segment that we'll be bringing to the show today. We have some recent reviews to read. And also, I have a big surprise for

Crush. Oh no. So yeah, let's get into it. Killers, cults and nut jobs with hosts Scotty J and Phil. Two thirds of the bad boys are podcasting Carl. The bad podcasting boys would be a better term for them. Yeah. They kept saying that the bad boys are podcasting. I googled that all over the place. Yeah. Google the other search engine. I couldn't find anything about the bad boys of podcasting. I don't know what they're talking about. I actually they put out a bonus episode this week that was all behind the scenes. And if you think if you think this podcast is great when they're reading something you should hear it when they're not reading something Okay, well let's get into a crows Do you have a clip that sums up the show? I do this clip is six seconds and once you hear this six seconds

You can just hit stop on this episode of w a tp because it sums up the entire show is my number one perfect We have finally reached fall in Illinois Yep Well, that's the editorial iseg. Yes. It doesn't happen very often in the show. It's mostly just reading wiki-peated. Well, what I love about this is, like, the rhythm in the show, this one guy reads something poorly or something. Yeah.

And then there's this pregnant pause, one, two, three, and he's waiting for his body to chime in. And then the body finally chimes in and he goes, Yep. I have a clip out here that I call dynamite drop-in. And this is the main guy, a Scotty J. Yes. He's the one who's reading Wikipedia poorly.

Oh, yes. But his co-host, Phil. With two owls. Yes. With two owls. He's introduced as the legend. He's the legend of podcasting. And you can tell why when you hear things like this.

I'm gonna take the guest ad. There really is one of our killer nurses that we've covered. Could be. I don't mind drop in money. Broadcast school is really paid off. Holy shit. This show is so slow. Oh my god. It moves along at a snail's pace. I have another example of that. And this is, Scotty is just reading the Wikipedia page. He's trying to make it seem dramatic and interesting. He's not good at that.

He's not a good broadcaster. And then God bless Phil. He's terrible, but at least he tries to make a joke. Yeah. Scotty does not get it and just keeps going. Oh yeah. Her first victim was seven weeks old. Marinate on that one for a moment I

Can argue self-defense on that one right? Well, he was admitted into the ward for a chest infection which All right first of all, I love that and that's I mean the timing was atrocious, but it was almost a funny comic Married made on that for a moment! Now, he gets in that line. Please go with me on this. Yeah. It's number nine because it comes back. Yes.

She had attacked 13 children, four fatally, over a 59-day period. It was all self-defense. Right, self self defense. Right, self defense. Okay, so now we have to joke back again. Now I left all those pauses in because that's the rhythm we're going with. Correct. And then it comes back a third time and this really pulls a Kurt bag number 10. That's like on South Park at McCullough. Yeah.

He murdered all his children. It was in self defense. He did right. So this fucking joke is so good he tells it three times and then he's like, yeah, I got that on self-part. That was the best part because those clips you just played. I was gonna set the package the exact same way. Those clips are 9.5 minutes apart. Yes.

They go through a whole thing and then he comes back to it and he uses the self-defense joke again, which is a decent joke, but that he gives away the fact that he stole it. Why would you do that Phil? You don't have to do that But also the secrets of comedy is One two three timing they just they just don't fucking have it the first victim of this killer Mm-hmm Beverly Island Elliot is a seven-week-old as you heard. But this is the way that Scotty wants to set this one up. And this is exactly how if you're co-hosting a show and you know more information than your co-host, this is how you drag out a conversation.

But it's really fun to listen to. Yes. Liam Taylor was her first victim. Take a guess. Take a guess at how old Liam was. We're talking teenager. No way way younger than teen. Seven, eight, no. Five. Keep going lower. Two. Lower. Take one? Check my... Lower. Six months? Lower. Lower. Three months.

Lower. Two months. Ah! I can't fucking take it! Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? Thank you, Bonnie.

Right. What is the point of this? It's seven weeks, is the answer. Yes. He can't just say, no, it's not a five-year-old. Seven weeks after two gases. Let's just move on people. I took that same clip and I doubled it in speed because it was still fucking boring It was still boring at double speed. Can I just say something though real quick about this seven-week-old? Yes. I'm not impressed Really this guy. Oh think about that seven weeks. You ever heard the phrase taking candy from a baby? I have heard that. Is that what that means? Well, killing a seven-week old one? What I talk about it with my buddies, I'm always like, that's like murdering a newborn.

You know, it's like, it's that easy. You know, I have- It's not impressed by this. I have what you say that. Yeah, that's my phrase. All right, what do you got number four, your second victim? This makes me shudder because this was a boy with cerebral palsy Carl that was inappropriate. I don't think you should have that kind of humor on your show Do it that's how we taking that out in post Sadly I just searched around for the best Paris Hilton that's hot. That's what I spent my night doing last night So you're all well. You're well. I Loved I loved and in Gavin on the show last week.

It was the first time that he's co-hosted the show. Yeah, he was funny. Well, what's great about it was the anger that people go through, they don't realize it. They listen to the show, like, oh, I wouldn't do that. Sounds like it's fun. And then they have to listen to these garbage podcasts and they go, oh, fuck, you do this every single week.

Yeah, yeah. It's not good. It's not healthy. it's not healthy. It's not a healthy endeavor that we go through. No, listen to these shows. Maddening. When this guy tries to read, and I pulled up the Wikipedia page about this case,

did you happen to do that? I did not. It was word for word. He was just reading just the Wikipedia page. Well, there was no, didn't go any further than that. He just dragged it out. There was no personality to it. I mean, the few true crying podcast that are actually good

have, they put some story to it. There's a story that they're telling. Oh, they dig in a little bit deeper and get into it a little bit. Or they're able to pronounce the words that are reading. This guy didn't know what he was talking about. So he's a terrible reader, and he's just reading a Wikipedia page, a short Wikipedia page. I'm a terrible reader. I would have taken about a minute, 15 to get through

this page. And this is 27 minutes this podcast. This is just an example of the stuttering prick who cannot pronounce words or read. Yeah. Due to her administered administer giving him insulin overdoses. He tries to say administering. He can't say it. It's been giving her. Yeah. Who does that remind you of? It reminds you of a very famous stutterer. That would be this guy, the world's most famous stutterer.

If we fall for, you know, a bunch of oaky-dok. All right. The world's favorite stuttering fool, Obama. All right. What do you got there, crush? You know, a bunch of... Oki-dok. Alright, there was... There was... World's favorite stuttering fool, O'Baba. Alright, what do you got there, crush? Uh, let's hear them pronounce the word... FACTICIOUS.

Okay, yeah, I got that one, dude. What number is it? That's number seven. Okay, great. According to one theory, she showed symptoms of fuccicious disorder, also known as... Munchaus and cis,

munch house and bi-proxies. Munch house and bi-proxies. And then the fucking dummy has to chime in. Yeah, that's how it's really said. Now listen, I'm not gonna pretend I knew the word fictitious before this, but it took me literally three seconds to figure it out.

To learn how to pronounce it. That was the thing that I had too. I'm not running around saying fictitious or munch house and disease. But if I was doing a show about these things, I would have done a little bit of prep work. Just a tiny bit. I had a time in the speaking of prep work and shit that I would not have known about. But you just have to do a little bit of reading to figure it out. He's talking about Beverly's parents. And this is the sentence that he's reading off of the

Wikipedia site. Now she had two sisters and a brother. Her father Richard worked as an off license, whatever that is. And her mother worked as a school cleaner. Whatever that is. All right, two things here. His mother worked, her mother worked as a school cleaner. Is that a janitor? I think a school cleaner.

I've never heard of that profession. That's what a regular person would call it. What's your major in college, Billy? Ah, school cleaning? It's a janitor. And then he says he worked as an off license. It was worked in an off license, and I didn't know what an off license was,

but all you do is click the link right within wiki media. And it showed you that in Great Britain, they had two places you could buy alcohol from. On premise. Okay. And one that you can take the alcohol off premise, which is an awful license. No shit.

Yeah, but you would go all the way to a library to find that. I'd, I wouldn't take it a lot of fucking work to figure that out and put a little bit of prep work into the show that you're doing. Can I play my favorite bit of reading? This is number five. All right. In 1999, Katie was awarded 2.125 million pounds by the Lincoln Shire Health Authority to pay for treatment and equipment for the rest of her life.

Now Lincoln Shire Health Authority to pay for the treatment and equipment for the rest are, they did not accept liability, but did acknowledge that Katie was entitled to be compensated. Oh my god. How can you follow this? He literally can't read, and that would have been so easy to take out on post. I started the same line again, and then I went to the right thing.

Anyway. There was no post-production done on this show, and it would have been so easy to do. And they're proud of that, and we'll get there. Okay, let's talk about what they do. When you listen to this show, you hear the production value sucks, they're not good, and reading, there's no entertainment value, but that doesn't stop them for asking for fucking money. The gall on these assholes.

Now, we got a great show for you today, and this show is brought to us by our Top Shelf Drinking Club members. If you would like to be a member of the Top Sh shelf club, just go to www.patrion.com-flashkillers and donate to the show. Carl, please tell me. You went to that site. Well, I did. Okay, I went twice. Did you? Last week when I pulled this show and this morning, I was pulling clips. Do you know what I noticed on that site? I noticed two things that were amazing. Okay. The first is that the header of the site has three layers of text directly on top of each other. Correct. And if I know one thing about graphics design, it's you want the text as hard to fucking decipher as possible. The second thing is that they had one patron at $4.

So this was amazing. When I looked at this last week, I looked at it right before we recorded it with Gavin on Sunday and I saw they had two patrons for $9. And I wrote that down and I was like, oh, I'm gonna fucking rip out these guys. Whoa. Whoa, it'd be whole, it's gotten worse. It was gotten worse.

Dude, here's a thing. Build up an audience first and then promote Patreon because it's embarrassing. It is. When no one listens to your show and you're promoting your Patreon. And they talk about their donors and they spent seven minutes at the end of the show reading name. How did they get? How did they get those people's names? Because they weren't Patreon donors. They only have one. It was like hearing someone who can't read

read the fucking phone book. Yes. And I tried, like dude I took and I put music on it. I tried the chipmunk thing. I tried to make something funny, how did that? Seven minutes of someone fucking up the phone book, it's unfuckin' book. Well, they're very proud of the fact that they have people listening to them all over the world, all over the world. According to these two guys, meanwhile,

their families don't want to listen to them talk. Yes. And they say this. And here, now we got people on the other side of the world who actually listen to us talk. Right. Through the side of the world who actually listen to us talk right Do the intervention of the internet we have an audience that likes to hear us what the hell are you talking about? Nobody is listening to you guys and by the way it's not an intervention of the internet I think you're talking about the invention of the internet

I think this isn't intervention. Stop podcasting. Yeah. It's embarrassing. You're embarrassing yourselves. Well, they did cover some pretty hot topics besides not telling us anything about this woman that murdered things. Yeah. If you can hit my number 14,

we get into some food reviews. Oh, shit. Okay. Just by the title of this, I want to tell you, I have this clip as well. Go ahead. And this is where the comedy comes in.

Yes. Okay. Yeah, this is good shit. People think that Jim Gaffigan put a nail in the coffin of hot pockets bits, like you're not gonna cope with another hot pockets bit. Jim Gaffigan covered that shit, we're good. These guys say, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's reopen that.

We wanna revisit it. Yeah, I took your last hot pocket. Wait, what flavor? That haven't cheese as nasty. Yeah. Croach, you're gonna get mad at me. I have to play the longer version. Yes, please do.

It goes on and on and on. But I need people to understand what we listen to. Yeah. This is what they think is an entertaining podcast. Ha ha ha ha. Ha, I took your last hot bucket. Ha ha ha ha. Wait, what flavor?

Uh, was that ham and cheese is nasty. Yeah. Uh, it was the barbecue. I'd get, I'd get this. Oh, the, uh, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I get this is the yeah the Pull poor part barbecue, but if it's a hammer cheese I'll let it slide Because I've had that hammer cheese and that's nasty even by my standards Yeah, they could have went better with the cheese. Oh, yeah, they could have done a hell lot better with it

I've seen memes where they're like Boyle in water with it. I've seen memes where they're like boiling water and it's just boiling water inside. What was one that I saw? Oh, it was one of those guys that live in their basement said, mom warm you up some hot pockets. I'm gonna be a badass on the internet. What was hot pocket, hot pocket? Yeah, it was just a bunch of small hot pockets and some hot pockets. Fuck dude, that's painful. That's so funny. This Farley was playing this character on SNL.

He wouldn't be able to go over the top enough with how dumb these guys are. But I also wanna say that describing memes to people. Describing me, what was that meme on the internet that I saw? Do you remember that? Well, you know the one with SpongeBob, right? But it's SpongeBob, but he's opening a chest and then inside it's like just stop, just fucking stop.

All right, I have a clip on here, how they get into the whole hot pocket. Yeah. Hilarity. I call this clip joke time. Oh yeah. And this is where they get done reading the Wikipedia page. It's like, okay, here come the jokes.

And I do acknowledge when a joke doesn't quite land, just FYI. Hmm. We used to call it Needy Bitch Syndrome. Do you have a cure? Okay, just, so the people are following along. Yeah, you know, we used to call that Needy Bitch Syndrome. Do we have a cure in the game? It's a slapping noise. Yeah. So they're talking about slapping women. This is the premise of this hilarious. Well, it's theater

of the mind, Carly. This is this hilarious banter that we're about to go through. So this might need his belief. Stop attracting attention. I'll give you something to us. Don't cry, I'll give you something to cry about. Turn your head something to cry about. Now you have something more to cry about. Now you've got something better to cry about. See, I'm giving you options. You're right. We have options in this family.

Ha ha ha ha ha. It's like a multiple choice test. It's like a multiple choice test. Reasons to cry. Check off one of the following. Go for it left. I ate your food. Okay. I took your last hot bucket.

Good lord. Good Lord. Good Lord. Wow. Wow. Well, they did crack some good jokes though, Carl. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're going to want to contact.

Oh, okay. If you can play my number 13, I think you'll agree. Sure. Sure. On the 7th, 2007, Mr. Justice Stanley Burnton, sitting in the high court of justice in London Sounds like superheroes there, man. That's the hall of justice. Meanwhile at the high court of justice Yeah, good times. Maybe I was wrong about that. Maybe that wasn't that I didn't think that that was all that funny I gotta be honest with you. Yeah, I'm certain half-second thoughts. I'm I'm certain to think that maybe these guys aren't funny at all

Yeah, well there was they did get into some interesting shit though if you don't might hit my number 16 back food reviews. Oh, I tried a new pizza all the other night Pepparoni and bacon. Oh, oh, that was good Carl I've known you a long time. We've been through some some shit together. Yeah I'm asking you a personal favor right now in front of this microphone. Okay. If I ever ever say the words to you I tried a new pizza roll last night. Please don't let me finish the sentence. Take a pillow. Wherever we are put it over my face and put me out of my misery dude. You'd be making the world a better place. I can't imagine a sadder conversation to have with someone than I tried a new fucking pizza all last night.

And there's a microphone involved. Yes. There's a microphone. They're putting this on the internet for their international listeners all over the world. That takes them seven minutes and seven seconds to read all of their names. When they do get to the end of their show

and they're like, okay, we gotta read every name, every fucking person who acknowledges that we exist. I don't even know how this happens. I would love to figure out how to get on this list of names that they read. So, 30% of their show, I did the math. 30% is this guy reading a list of names. And the way they transition to it,

we talked about how there's no editing in post. Yeah, that they have. Even when they do edit and post they edit it wrong So That further do here is our drinking club and Here we are with the killers cults and nut jobs drinking club We start off the live with that. So the Agostino You just said all right

I'm gonna read the drink cup and here we go the drinking club Dude you could have easily edited that better. I want to give you a quick example of these names that are coming in Yeah, my guest crows is that these are Richard Christie's who are out there just trying to fuck with the sky I come with the most ridiculous names. He could never possibly pronounce. Here's open. Yeah, listen to these examples of some of these names And again, this is seven minutes of him just reading names. That's all that's going on. Cordella Gross Chandel, Becca Angus, Mary Stewie, Sam, Annie Sheik, Candice Contraeus, Berlin Game. I can't do it. We'll do it live.

We'll do it live. Fuck it. We'll do it live We'll do it live fucking Do it live I can blow right it and we'll do it live Fucking things sucks I can't read it. There's no words on words there. Oh, what does that mean play us out and No joke seven minutes of that but those names are fucking ridiculous Yeah, there's no way those are real names. And the way he's butchering them, and he's a paladins people,

is there really a person that lonely that they're sitting and listening to this guy waiting for their name to be read off? Mm. Don't they know there's a new OP radio out, they could be listening to it, and I get it, gap hard with the guys. What's wrong with these fucking people?

Oh my God. I want to talk about the legend. The legend is Phil. You know, I might even have this clip where they introduce him. We are two thirds of the bad boys of podcasting. No, I guess not. This is the legend Phil, and when he does start to talk, and it's not very often, he really makes them great points.

This is very true. I mean, you know, you know, there's always something, you know, a deeper involved. He's not a point there, Carl. I mean, doesn't he? You know, I mean, I mean, this is more a fill saying you know that saying, and this is not a saying anyone else. It was transferred to another hospital where he recovered. You know, you know what I'm saying? I want to go somewhere better. Right.

Becky Phillips was two months old. Do you know that saying, Cruz? I want to go somewhere better. I use that all the time. Is that a saying? Oh, in my everyday life. Yeah.

Okay. Well, listen, dude, you can pick on Phil with 12s all you want. But what I'm gonna lay this down for you right now is that you describe the art of podcasting, like no one I've ever heard. Okay. If you don't mind playing number 22, but like really listen to him,

I want you to be enlightened by this. Our podcast is more of a, having a conversation with someone or listening to a conversation of two people that aren't in the same room but you still get to hear them. Right. What? I don't remember what I'm saying. I don't remember what I'm saying. From the same episode I listened to. That was from the behind the curtain episode. Holy shit. Where he says that podcasting. Well, I mean you can listen to the clip Wow Oh my god, I wish I knew about this behind the scenes episode. I want I'll see we learn from that crochet dog

I'm fascinated with this and here's the thing I tried to pull clips of it Yeah, a lot of it was really boring what I learned learned was, first of all, they think they're very good at this. Oh, yeah. They spent a minute and a half describing the name. This is how we came up with the name of our amazing show. Okay. Here's how they got into True Crime. This is number 19. Person at the time suggested we tried to true crime because that's where the audience is. Yes. So we were heading up to Naperville to the Civil War days that year. Now, first oferville to the Civil War days that year Now first of all their civil war reenactors, and I'm just gonna let that stand right where it is And that's explains the costumes on the

Other thing is and they reiterate this two or three times they do true crime because that's where the Audiences that make sense that they don't seem interested in anything. They're talking They're not and then they talk about what they are interested in. The one guy is going to school for history, the other guy is going to some other school. They don't give a fine fuck about true crime. Oh, good. They do this podcast because that's where the audience is. That's where people are.

They're going to make $4 a month on Patreon, just by talking about true crime. That's a winning formula right there. These guys figured it out. Yeah, I mean, and they go on and on. They talk about how they break the formula They talk about how their show is just like people have in conversations because this is how they really talk Can I play those clips I see these clips I have to hear this I'm fascinated by it That's yeah, this is what by the way, I don't think we've said this. This is the one of worst podcasts never heard my life

It's I've listened to every shitty podcast ever made. This is one of the worst. This is bottom five I've listened to every shitty podcast ever made. This is one of the worst. This is bottom five Podcasts is terrible on every fucking possible level these guys fucking up. Yeah, I got tired of hearing here in the same Formula that I heard on like Three different shows I was listening to at the time you'd be reading the internet that formula that I pitched about many times. All these true grab shows just read the fucking internet. I was looking at their reviews on their iTunes page. You're amazing. People even call out the fact that they're just reading the internet.

I was amazing. People saying, I went to Wikipedia. That's all this guy is doing his reading Wikipedia. Well, Carl, they defend in my clip 24 that they, this is the type of research that they do. This is on purpose. This is a plan. Carl, you're just missing it. So, you know, we, I mean, we do a research on our shows. Dude, something. Right, and I mean, you guys love it. So, hey, we'll keep doing it this way because you guys enjoy it.

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She was charged with four counts of murder 11 counts of attempted murder and 11 counts of causing grievous bodily harm Uh-oh, retarded alert It's not grievous bodily harm. It's grievous bodily harm There's there's not three syllables in that word There's two syllables in that word This guy cannot fucking read and then when he's not reading they start editorializing Mm-hmm, and this is she the worst part of this show. Yeah, she entered a plea of not guilty to all charges You know they were going to

You know they were going to you're talking about her legal team now He's done nothing to explain who this person is anything about her background You know anything about what's in her head why she had the motivation to Harm all these children and then he's like and then you know she said she wasn't guilty I knew that was gonna happen. What? Based on what information that I know that was gonna happen? What? Based on what information that I know that was gonna happen? They talk about the fact that the first victim

is a seven-week-old. When you say that, it kind of loses its lustre when you then go on to talk about children who are older than that. You lose the shock value, but dummy over here thinks that this is still really interesting. Then we have Kaylee Desmond, who was one year old.

Okay? Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Her first victim was seven weeks old. And he's like, yeah, and then the next one was one. Okay, well, I don't know, that's not as impressive. If he was stabbing a fetus, as I was coming out of the mother,

that might be interesting, but- Some good podcast. From seven weeks. Crows, what else you got? That's a head man. All right, let me play you for a real quick. I put together a stuttering compilation. Oh, beautiful.

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Yeah. Nobody wants to hear a list of fucking names going on. Can I play you the best part of the show? I would love that. There is a part of the show that I enjoyed. And I'm not being sarcastic. All right. I actually thought this was good.

Oh! This is so damn good. Is this original music? Is this something that I should know? We couldn't tell. It's not that like 80's sitcom feel to it. 80's sitcom, I don't hear that. It sounds more 60's or something to me. Like a 60's spy thing. Yeah, it's that drum machine though, you know? Yeah, the drum machines are rough.

So they book out the show with that. And then I actually enjoyed our band, isotops have a song called sex being I'd yes available off our new album. I'm gonna put that at the very end of the show cool. It's got a similar vibe to a similar feel And so I wanted to put away better drum machine. Oh, we better drum machine our album then on that fucking piece of shit Wow Wow, all right. I have a brand new segment that I want to do cruise You can't wait this has never been done in the history of podcasting. I'm really excited to bring this to you.

We gave our opinion on their show. Yes, but there's other people have a different opinion really and so I call this segment Second opinion. Oh, yes, I am going to read five set reviews from their iTunes page to find out the people who like them What do they like about this show because yeah, it's terrible in every single way. Yeah, I missed it. So for the first time ever in a podcast, we have a segment called Second Opinion and the first one is from Z Woman 48 who says, these guys are funny, five stars. Wow. Oh my goodness people, white and up. These guys aren't trying to be serious professionals. They're just trying to have fun and I enjoy them.

I deleted last podcast on the left a while ago, but I won't be deleting this one. Wow, how about this one from Turn of Frazes podcast says, the boys are out of the game, five stars. A humorous look and a non humorous topic. Did you get that sense that this was a humorous look? Oh yeah. At the topic, I mean, they did go out that whole hot pocket rant,

which is hilarious. Well, when describing hot pocket memes is one of my favorite types of humorous, you know. Blue-eyed devil says, I'm digging it, five stars. Wow. He says, or she says, I'm picking up with these cats are putting down. Strong praise.

Here's one in all caps. Give this one a try, five stars. The hosts are a little rough and crude sometimes, but that isn't keeping with their subject matter. I enjoy the humor and even the mispronunciations which occur occasionally. Give it a try. Not stuffy or pretentious. Well, they got the last part sort of right? It's not pretentious. Well, except for when they talk about the behind the scenes and how

fucking genius they are, it's fucking Foddy. I wish I would have known about that. And then this is my favorite one from Wheeler Dealer. This person says, Way more fun than reading the article myself. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, maybe it's not for everybody, but just give it a try. It's rated explicit for a reason, but you might really enjoy it. Yeah, there you go. So they got their friends and family to go on iTunes and God bless them for that.

Yeah, that's a really small percentage though. It's like they have 2% five star reviews and it's 50% one stars. I've noticed that. If I were to be a fan of me, I'd have to show up with a 2% five star reviews and it's 50% one stars. I've noticed that. For me, if it were me to shut up with a lot of one star reviews. Yeah, indeed. But they seem a little bit lobsighted. Ha, ha, ha. Croge, I do wanna talk about what happened with how calm.

Oh yes, yeah. If you remember last week, we listened to a podcast with this guy named Ryan Bromes. And Ryan Bromes gets on the show and just casually says at the very beginning. And are you still with your nose? I don't know. That ended quite horrendously.

It's been in the news. What? Yeah. Why? She accused me of some stuff. No way. Yeah, bad things that I didn't do. All right, so this guy gets on the show,

right? They're very, very beginning. Yeah. He says, oh, I broke up with my ex. It's actually, it's been in the news. Yeah. He accused me of like really terrible things, but which is always a good time.

I didn't do it. And then Remy the host says, obviously. But I get to see the state of New York, so. Obviously, he didn't do it. Now, Remy obviously host says obviously, but I get to see the state of New York. So obviously he didn't do it. Now let me obviously did zero research on who her guest was going to be. Because one Google search of this guy's name pulls up that he was indicated in the very first ever revenge porn case in the city of New York. A new law that was put on the books that said, if you want to post pictures and videos of your acts

in compromising positions and you're trying to ruin their name by doing that, you're kind of an asshole. I agree with that law. I think that's very true. That makes sense. So what happened was, this wasn't as we speculated, Ryan's lawyer saying, we gotta take that show down. That's not good.

Instead, this was Remi's call. This is how she starts off the new episode 29 that she put out after taking down the original episode 29. So we have recorded this episode before. Yeah, I had to pull the first version because there was a person on it that we interviewed that it turns out

got accused of some pretty heinous sex crimes. I kind of wanted to, I didn't want to pull it because I wanted to cover my ass. I wanted to pull it because I didn't really want to give him a voice. You don't want to give him, she pulled it because you don't want to give him a voice. He sounded like a creepy loser. If you think this guy is guilty of what they're saying, he's guilty of, I would have left it up on the internet because that was evidence that could be entered into this case.

Listen to how this guy is talking. He's a creep. Yeah. That sounds immediately. What's in the hell this guy is talking? He's a creep. Yeah. That sounds familiar, she's protecting him. And then she talks about this. Like he said something to me at the beginning of the episode about it, and he was like, yeah, she accused me of a bunch of stuff, and I had this knee jerk reaction of,

okay, cool, let's move on. Great. Which isn't great. But we are recording this episode right after Dr. Ford has just testified against Kavanaugh. And I was thinking, like, as much as we all talk about believing women, I'm a woman and my knee jerk reaction was, I'm going gonna believe this guy sitting in front of me? Which is terrible all right Remi in your defense you were not tasked with the verdict of determining Who was guilty and who was innocent?

Right this is not her job to determine if this guy was lying or if he wasn't. One person says one thing and other person says another thing. I don't know why we're supposed to take one person side and decide, well, okay, we have to believe this one person. In fact, Kroge, I actually know how you operate in these scenarios. Because I've seen this firsthand. When one person says this happened, the other person says the other thing happened. You assume both are assholes and neither should be trusted.

Absolutely, right? Oh, absolutely. So in my opinion is this guy Ryan Brahms, a creep who probably used revenge porn to get back in his acts. Yes. Yeah. Is this acts probably also a shoot-hat? Definitely. Everyone in this scenario sucks at life. Alright, that's true. Here's another clip, and this, so happy to hear this. Yeah, and yeah, so I'm sorry for anybody who listened to that episode. Yes, thank you! Finally!

That's all I ever wanted to hear from you podcast! I'm sorry you had to listen to that episode! Thank you! I'm sorry too had to listen to that episode. Thank you. I'm sorry too. That was terrible. I'm really hoping that these killers call to nut jobs guys Also issue a personal apology to me seriously like Remi did Thank you and our killers close guys have been at it for two years carl two years They've been doing all their veterans of this. Yes, they've been doing it. Oh, they're veterans of this? Yes. They've been doing this for a while.

That what we heard was then with two years of sharpening their podcasting swords. So they've gotten up to one patron making $4 a month. Where do they start from? Well, you know, they've really grown in the audience over that time. You know what they should do is go out and have the Kool-Aid show,

because that will get you to audience. But what do I know? All right, here's the last clip I want to play from the new episode 29 of the How Come Podcast. We're back to talking to Sharon, who, if you remember, Gavin and I did not think was all that bright or really brought any type of point of view that was important. But, Remi thinks differently.

But I do want wanna give you a platform because you are so knowledgeable and it would be remiss of me not to give our listeners your experiences again. So. Sharon is not an expert on anything. She's just a bad human being. And I wanna rehast this whole thing.

Yeah. And let's have the same conversation we had last week. But again, needless to say, I didn't listen to any more of that episode. You must have. Yeah. So I think that was that was enough. So that's the update on how come I know what the big question is. That's not everybody's mind. The Jim and Sam show, the end of their contract was in September. Oh no kidding. Yeah. So now we're in October and The big question is are they still on to they do they resign? with with serious ex-I'm and

Byte McFarrow and our gym and sand. Do they still have a show? Cares all right. Yeah, good point. All right. Move it on Let's talk about I love the fact that I now have people who are listening to old OP&A Anthony shows, sending me clips of things that I can pull from. There was a guy, Steven Tate in the UK, who sent me a note to let me know that, hey, I'm listening to this old clip of OPEN Anthony

and it just fits in perfectly OP talking about podcast conventions. All right, so first of all, let me remind everybody that OP went to a podcast convention not too long ago in Philadelphia. He sure did. And here's a clip of that. Do you hear a lot of people just babbling?

This has to be your worst nightmare. Hipster convention with a bunch of backpacks. I'm confused in a lot of ways because I really love doing this. Okay, so that's OP at the podcast convention talking about how he really loves doing this. This is OP back when he was on the radio on a show called The OP and Anthony Show, talking to Rich Voss of all people and making fun of Rich Voss for going to a podcast and adventure.

We did a live podcast in LA. We did a podcast festival. Ah, and what? Why don't you do a podcast festival? I don't, because it was fun. It was a lot. Horrible. I'm sorry.

So, I hope you just so dismissive of that. Wow. Why would you do that? Sounds horrible. And then OP tries to rip out and more and get it right back, which is great. We've been doing radio together 20 years. We never went to a radio festival. Because nobody likes you there.

Why would you go? Why would you go? Why would you go? You're never gonna find it. That's right. Alright, and that's just the icing on the cake. Knowing where OP is ended up in his life, this is just so funny. I like a lot of podcasts, but I can't imagine going to a podcast first. Oh, yeah, we do.

You said out of panel, OP, you were featured on a panel and a podcast. It could vajit. You fucking loser. Um, what's up? What's looking on, on Vos and Bonnie? Yeah, how they doing? Yeah, how are they doing? What's going on with those guys? I checked out episode number 326. I think it's called wrap it up. They started the show off with this. I'm not worried. You're this. I'm not worried.

You're worried. I'm not worried. You're very worried. All right, let's get started. People don't want to hear this kind of bullshit. They want to hear real stuff. So let's do real stuff. What real stuff do you have?

Well, I was thinking we should do a podcast today. Our podcast should be on things we're not good at. So what's a podcast at podcasting? Is be on things we're not good at. So what's a podcast that podcasting? Is that what you're telling me, buddy? What's talking about things we're not good at? Yes, what? I can chime in on this one, guys.

You wanna let me Skype in on this conversation. I'd be happy to discuss this with you. You're both terrible at podcasting. Just kidding, buddy. You're the boss. You have an open invitation to join WATP anytime you want. We love you, Bonnie. All right, moving on.

We're moving quick. We have a lot to get to here, Kroge. We got shit to do today. Hey, big boom. Boom, boom, boom. I want to talk about Chip Chipperson. Oh, boy. Chip Chipperson is stealing my act.

Oh, shit. So Chip recently had a show where he had a whole bunch of guests on. I think it was called Too Many Guests was the name of the episode. And he wrote out a script that he handed out to everybody and they all had to read their parts of the script. Okay, so that's the setup of what you're about to hear. but listen to how he steals my entire bit. My entire being. I believe I do anything to get back in your good graces. By the way, I actually mentioned that the chick who is reading this is a stripper and a porn star. Oh cool. Yeah, and she's mildly attractive. I was watching this. I knew to.

I believe I do anything to get back in your good graces. I put my hand in a meat grinder or eat a pile of shit I even go as far as to listen to ten minutes of OP's podcast. Oh my god There is a stun silence followed by a weeping and a sound of self-inflicted gunshot All right, so you heard Anthony Kumi out there Start to laugh because he said I would do anything shut my hand my hand on the me, Krain or even listen to OP for 10 minutes. And then Chip, who loves OP, also known as the Destroyer, Chimes in with this.

The Destroyer has the best damn podcast out there. It's funny and it's free. Why just last week they sat in the back of a foot-rockers and talked about jalapeno, poppers and craft beers for six and a half hours. Hahaha. Fucking amazing. That shit was outdone me. That's beautiful.

I should mention too that OP his thing because Jimin Samarang's here a six time which I just subscribed to and Anthony's show is behind a paywall. Yeah. So OP's big thing is like check out my show. It's free. Like that's the big selling point. Value. So, Opie's big thing is like, check out my show, it's free! Like that's the big selling point. Value. You do get what you pay for in life.

But unfortunately, Chip Chipperson did a better job of ripping on Opie than I can. So I thought, Kroge, this week we're gonna change it up. You never listen to Opie Anthony, you're never a fan of that show. No. You gave it a shot, bud. You gave it a shot, it wasn't for you.

So I'm not gonna go through a whole Opie segment segment like I usually do and so we're gonna do something that I'm very excited about I'm gonna surprise you with a Howard Stern segment We gotta revisit what's going on in Howard Sternland because I Happened to just be listening to this show because I still listen from time to time. And I was like, holy shit, is this really going on? Yeah. This is an amazing segment that we're going to break down for you. Oh boy. This is, do you know Brent?

Yeah. The show, the former Boba producer, right? Correct. And now he joined the Stern Show back office somehow. Correct. So Brent Hattley is now on the Stern Show. He's a 47 year old bald man. And I don't judge guy's appearances,

but he is unattractive as you can get as a human being. Okay, I don't think I'm going off on a limb there. They're talking to Brent's wife, Kaitlyn. They do an interview, actually Chris Wilde, the gay guy on the show, doesn't interview. And I say that because there is a reason that that's relevant. It doesn't interview with this guy's wife and how we're going to do a whole segment on the interview with this guy's wife. So here's the setup to that.

Wait, wait, wait, do you hear their whole life? It's a very sexual and I got to tell you something. I started listening to this interview and about the seventh clip in, I had to go look up a picture of her. And I'll tell you she's hot. She is beautiful. And she sexed up like no woman I know on this planet. All right. You got that premise? All right. So here's the thing. Brent's wife, Kaitlyn, is hot. She's not. And she sexed up like no woman on this planet. So this is Howard getting back into old school, Howard's turn stuff, right? See the talk about this hot chick and how she likes sex

and we're gonna get into it. Okay. Yeah. So right away, we can't start talking about sex without getting a 68 year old man involved. Oh, of course. All right. Then Chris asked Caitlin if there was a couple she'd like to swing with on the staff. I feel like the only other people who are really openly asexual as us and really express

that is Ronnie and Stephanie. So I don't... I love Ronnie. I think he's awesome. I love hanging out with him. I love talking to him. I'm not necessarily sexually attracted to him, but because he's up for so much and because he's into so much, that's what makes me attracted to him.

You'd be okay with Ronnie fucking you? If they were down for it, I wouldn't mind hooking up was 70 first and then maybe fucking Ronnie. Like I wouldn't mind that. You'd blow Ronnie? Yeah, I would probably blow Ronnie. I wouldn't need his asshole. Oh, he's an angry senior citizen. Why are we talking about blowing an angry senior citizen? How much, how much you pay for your serious subscription?

I'm so excited to play this for you because you're gonna get so angry If you think that's a terrible setup to a bit right till you hear where this goes. Oh boy They're interviewing this woman who's unattractive who's old and married to this other unattractive guy and then asking her if she would have sex with a super old unattractive guy who happens to be Howard's limo driver And when they talk about Stephanie, that's Ronnie's fiance, is Stephanie. So you got these two couples. So Howard hears that and he's like,

oh, I think she just said she wants to fuck Ronnie. I got to bring Ronnie in and get his reaction. So he's super excited about this. He's ready for this to turn into a whole thing. Ronnie, you're on a mad tear with these girls. You hear what she just said? Yeah. What do you think?

Pretty cool. She's very hot. So that's that the reaction Howard was hoping for. He thought Ronnie would already be driving to her house. Yeah. He'd make the Simpson's thing, we just hear the tires screeching. Like he's gone.

Yeah. These are two co-workers who are 21 years apart in age. Brent's 47 Ronnie's 68. Yeah, and The promises they're gonna start wife swapping now. Oh boy based on this interview they did So Howard brings in Ronnie's all excited and Ronnie's like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's great sounds sounds pretty sweet Yeah, she's not Howard. So yeah, so then they ask you know, what if you could fuck Brent's wife? Do you want Brent with Stephanie? No. Okay. But what if you could fuck his wife? Nah, no, no, I don't think so. That's the right answer. That's exactly the right answer. They're

like, Roddy, you can let Brent fuck your fiance, but then you could fuck her wife and he's like, well, no. That doesn't sound like a great idea, but you'd think it would end there. It did not. No. They're trying to figure out the scenario where they can get these two women together so that somehow we can get Brent and Roddy

in the same room in some type of sexual scenario. Oh boy. This is a great clip. I love Robin's reaction to this. This is not edited anyway. You'd watch the two of them together. Would you jerk off in the same room with Brent while you watch the two girls go down on each other?

What? Thank you Robin. Why are we talking about these two old guys jerking up in the same room? What is that about? Oh my why is that the ankle they're going out? Oh, if you if you heard what Caitlin said she goes They go would you sleep with Ronnie? She's like, ah, I like him, but I'm not trying to do him I would like to get with his fiance though. Yeah, I think it was get with Stephanie. That's the angle to take. If you're gonna take an angle. Yeah.

If you're gonna take an angle, I don't wanna hear about any of this shit. Yeah, no shit. But if you're gonna take an angle, that's the angle to take. Instead, they have to get into this whole thing with these guys jerking off in the same room together. Oh, good content. It turns it to, these are two heterosexual males in committed relationships. And all they wanna talk about is these two guys jerky golf

So then Brent comes in the studio. Oh, of course to carry on this conversation. I just love your face right now I can't fucking take this Brant what's going on here? I sound like it sounds like a hook up is gonna be happening Yeah, man What are you up for watching the two girls and then jerking off in the same room with Ronnie? Yeah, I mean I'd be up for that. Why? What? So how is whole thing is we're gonna get these two girls in a cop so that you guys can jerk

off in the same room together and we need to get Howard TV in there and I want to get then Gary chimed in and this is uncharacteristic of Gary Delabate. For some reason he comes in with a question that is totally ridiculous. Ron, your head spinning from any of this? A little bit. What are we thinking? What can we get going here? Nothing. Nothing because he's not fucking Stephanie. I say, I'll do the threesome with the two of them right Yeah, so it's branches that he's into group sex. Yeah, so that would mean all for you and then at once Yeah, okay, so if all for you were a bit at once and you were fucking around and also you felt the finger go up your ass But it was Ronnie's would you stop that? Yeah, of course

Thank you cobra commander what the fuck was that? Gary Del Baté is thinking about the scenario where there's all these old gross people fucking and the first thing he thought of was One of Rony shows one of his six-year-old figures in your ass. Oh, Jesus. Why are we talking about this? It's saved! Oh, God. And you asked me how much I paid for serious weight you watch. Yeah, the answer is weight too much

I have Spotify. I don't need the music. What am I doing? All right, so then Caitlin is being interviewed and she goes on to talk about more gay stuff. I don't know what their obsession is with gay sex at the show. Oh, it's But yeah, she wants to see you blow a guy. Me Me yeah, I don't know if that's ever gonna happen. I'm just not attracted to men I don't have any problem with gay people or gay sex, but I'm just not attracted to men Mm-hmm. Are you okay with jerking off in front of Ronnie? Yeah I'm a blow guy but I jerk off with this old man. Sure. Why not? What's weird about that? Why would that be weird?

So now they're talking about this scenario that Howard is cooked up where these two women are going at it and these guys are in the room jerky golf. Yeah. And you know, as one does. And listen to what Howard is concentrating on. What if Bren accidentally comes on like your leg or something? I'm not going to be that close.

Yeah, you're going to be that close. Yeah, you're gonna be that close. You're gonna be kind of like other sides of the batter. You better get far away, because this guy can come like a- Are you standing or sitting? Yeah. Well, you're standing if you're jerking and the girls are on the bed,

you're watching standing. You can't get a good view if you're sitting. Oh, you're gonna stand? I was picturing you guys sitting. Yeah. So how was talking about this lesbian sex scenario, which how was the king of the lesbians. And what he was picturing was the two guys sitting in jerky golf.

And that's not what I'm picturing in this scenario, Howard. What is that? What is that? God. What's he doing? What happened to him? Yeah, that's a good question. What is he doing? He's still with me? No, I might lose my breakfast on your floor here, dude.

Stay with me. Stay with me. You work clips to get through here. Because the whole way this thing turns out is that Ronnie's the asshole. Howard is shocked that Ronnie isn't super stoked to go jerk off of this coworker. Let's go to this clip. I wonder what's going off of this cohort. Because of this clip. I wonder what's gonna happen this weekend. No, it's not happening this weekend.

Why? Because I got shit going on this weekend. He's going out to check out a hospital, okay? Yeah, right. What the fuck would you have going on that you would make room for this on your schedule? Honestly. Why, it doesn't have to, it has to be this weekend.

What's going on with you? I got things to do. do in the hand, dude Burn in the hand dude you can be jerking off with this fucking weird old bridge Why don't you wait for you're not gonna clear your schedule to jerk off with some dude Yeah, what's your problem? What is wrong with you? So then Howard just starts ripping on Ronnie for not wanting to do this and clearing a schedule off You don't want to watch her and Stephanie go down on each other and you guys jerk off

And who knows what's gonna happen after that? I'm Well, how can we fit this into your skin? You're telling me you're so busy you haven't you? Yes, that is a fucking like you believe this guy. I Would clear my schedule. Yeah, okay. You'll clear your I would clear all my decks Howard says he would clear his schedule Now I don't want to sound like the radio gunk people who just rip on Howard for everything. Yeah, but this is absurd Yeah, in an earlier episode the day before a couple days before.

Uh-huh. They're yelling at Ronnie because he went over the speed limit one. Ronnie you're a crazy person. This speed limit in Manhattan is 25. You're going 27? What are you nuts? You're gonna kill everyone. You're a maniac. The shit that they focus on is so ridiculous and then Howard goes, oh you don't want to jerk off of your collar guy? I want to clear it up my schedule. Howard you're so uptight. Howard goes up take a, he still wears a condom with his wife. He's never been obsessed with his wife with those condom on and he's explaining that you're not gonna clear your schedule to jerk off with Fred? What's your problem? Well here's a dude who probably wouldn't clear his schedule for his best friend's wedding. Correct! His co-workers anniversary. He can't be bothered with anything,

and guess what he's doing in his schedule? Painting. In his room by himself. Or watching the bachelor. We're watching the bachelor on his DVR. No. This is what this guy is doing, and he's ripping on Ronnie for not doing

something that is ridiculous. Nobody should ever be interested in doing. And now they get into this whole thing where Ronnie's just uptight. I'm not big shit in the afternoon. You're not big shit in the afternoon? No, I'm not big shit in the afternoon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no't we've got stuff scheduled to yeah, yeah, he's busy to Got a schedule stuff now that you've been rejected me favorite. No, I'm not sure. Don't even do it. Yeah, he's acting all weird now I'm acting weird. We've gotten too sexual for Ronnie

Finally sex tips Believable we found uptight Ronnie fine. Yeah, uptight. I don't want to do that shit. I gotta say, good Lord. Ronnie is the one who's writing this one. Yeah, for once? For once. Ronnie's like, no, this is ridiculous.

And then how we're trying to take it away from like, well, you guys shouldn't even do it then. Don't even jerk off on his life because he's not into it. I mean, I'm gonna take it, first I give it then I take it away. You will not be having any gang sucks with bread head only as far as I can serve. Oh, God. Oh, dude, did they run out of shit to talk about 10 years ago or what? Yes.

There's not the day that already laying stops calling in from rehab. They ran out of shit to talk about. Yeah. They would go on for an hour and 20 minutes about already sleeping in the studio. Yeah. They had nothing else in the studio. Yeah. They had nothing else in their mouth. Look at how he's snoring.

Probably got heroin. It's just fun. They've nothing to talk about. Yeah. Oh my God. Even if this wasn't the premise of this bit, or what wasn't supposed to be the premise of this bit, this bit was all about we're going to interview this unattractive woman

who's married to a super unattractive man. They're both up there in age. And this is is gonna get every all of our listeners really excited. I told him, I promise you I said to him, you can money shot me. Money shot is when you come in your eye, like on your eye. I don't care. You can come on my face, you can come on my eye, you can come on my stomach, you can come on my ass. I do not care. But he loves fucking my pussy so much and this is what he tells me he says that it's that good

Who's this reminds me of like the break room or something in Rochester? This is the worst morning radio shit It's so shocking this woman who's married to this guy, it has sex with her, but it's attracted. Oh, man. This is... I mean, I don't know why anyone wanted to listen to this. No. Here. They have so much anal. They don't use lube anymore. I have done. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I cannot listen used Lou Benny. All right, I'm done. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out. I gotta go. I'm done. I cannot listen to this nonsense.

I think my mom's calling me anymore. I want to apologize to my mother-in-law, listen to the show. I want to apologize to all the cousin Ru and bag slappers out there. This is what's going on in Howard Stern's show right now. This is what they're doing. You know what? It makes me miss the days when he brought kids in to studio Well, I can't just shit on how we're sir. That's what the radio gunk people do. Yeah, they go this guy is so terrible

He doesn't do anything right. I have to play you one of the most brilliant bits that they've done in a while Okay, somebody with trade-o of course Trade-o is a radio show that happens. I believe in the South where people call in and they say I got something for sale and they want to sell it. It's swap and shop. It's a similar thing. You want to try to connect people to sell goods and trade with each other. So their premise is Alex Jones has been de-platformed and he's got a lot of products to sell. Yeah. So this is Alex Jones, colleague of the Traderia.

This is an awesome break. Here is Alex Jones. He's been kicked off of social media. And by the way, I just wanna say, I'd never do this. I'm just playing another bit, I think it's funny. I'm just stealing his bit. And just playing it.

This is not, again, this is a day of first. First, we had second opinion. Yeah. Now we're just stealing someone else's funny. I'm just stealing its bent. And just playing it. This is not, again, this is a day of first. First, we had second opinion. Yeah. Now we're just stealing someone else's bent. Just playing it for our own listeners. Well, you're doing a public service because you spent two hours with old people having anal sex in order to get to this.

So you're picking the diamond out. I was pitching you guys sitting down on each other's laps and jerking off. You're gonna be standing. Can someone sketch this for me, Robin? Robin, I need someone to sketch this. I want to see how big is your penis again? Can you explain it to me? All right, this is why Howard Stern is from time to time. Still funny. Here is Alex Jones. He's been kicked off of social media. Here is Alex Jones. Calling tradeo, trying to get his product heard on there.

It's time for the off and the imitated never do located. Good morning, Teddy of hands and listeners are welcome to trade you on the radio. And what that said here we go with our first call. Good morning, your tradeio. Thank you for allowing me to join your global transmission and sell my products this morning. You're a true patriot and a true info warrior. Okay. How can it help today? I'm selling super shield fusion eggs.

A bit of sink and sewage runoff and a lot of body fat bacteria. Here's cancer. Build your gut by home. Make it more ticklish. I'm going right now. I'll go right now. I appreciate you calling in this morning. Yeah, great day Okay, good morning on tradeio

Everybody loves the a survival shield 12 Sorry about that all right the kitchen table with some chairs go with it and a lawn spreader like seed spreader for a lot of spreader, whatever. Good morning, yo'l trade you. Good morning. I'm interested in buying the kitchen table and the seed spreader. Okay. You want the number?

And I'm also selling bio-shield cardboard. Ha ha ha ha! Good morning, yo're on JDM. Oh yes, hi. I'm looking to buy the super X floor out shield The what the super X floor out shield I Don't know what that is do Oh, I got if anybody has not heard the wiferees that Alex Jones does, this is not far off. Yeah.

Literally this DNA survival shield is made from a spastic. It's gonna make your gut healthy. It's gonna make it skinny. It's gonna give you an erection. The products that he sells are so sick oil and nonsense. Oh, it's fucking funny. Who's doing that in brush? I don't know, but it's the best part of the show right now.

Yeah, that's good. It's really funny. All right, Kroch, I want to read some recent reviews that have come in on our iTunes page. All right. We've gotten some positive reviews that aren't funny, so I'm not going to read those. Fuck's wrong with these.

I know, but I appreciate it. I appreciate that guys. Fish Wimbledon and Moffango 316. Thank you very much. And then we have one from GT GM cast and they say garbage. All right. Hey Carl, ONA was never all that good. Anyway, screw you in the show and your guest host and your drops. Unless to review my show, Good Times Great Movies. If you do that, we're cool, man. Also, does everyone in upstate New York have a Midwestern accent, or is it just you?

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Your show bites, and I love every moment of it, don't change. But review my podcast, man, we need the promotion. So five stars, and that comes from Good Times Great Movies. And there's your promotion about an hour and a half into WATP episode 120. Yeah, there you go, enjoy that plug. And then Toddi 659 says he loves this, thanks very much.

And then we have this one, this is great. Jim Pasch says WATP stands for the worst podcast ever made. That's exactly right, Jim. Five stars, thanks, buddy. All right. So continue to give us those five star reviews and and shit all over us. We do appreciate that. So Crozier. Yeah. What have we accomplished today? Not much to be honest with you. That's true. That's true. We should probably just cut our losses. Yeah, seriously. And get right to the business at hand. And the

business at hand is the most important part of the show. The reason I get up in the morning. It's the reason why people get up in the morning. It's why you brush your teeth. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. All right, I'm tired. This, this, this show is why I wait too long these days. It's too much.

Yeah. It's too much to get to. Crosier, this is the part of the show where we talk about the show. We'll be reviewing next week. What a concept. And I am gonna tell you, flat out, I don't have a clip. Oh, all righty then. And there's a reason why I don't have a clip.

Okay. The show that we'll be reviewing next weekend and I'm super excited about this, hasn't been put out yet. It's been recorded, but it drops on Monday from what I've heard. It doesn't even exist. It doesn't even exist on the internet yet.

That's the next step in WATP. Right? Podcasts don't exist. So listen to this. Okay. OP radio hosted by Greg Hughes. Yeah. Has guest stuttering John Melendez.

Oh. And Jackie, the joke man, Markling. No fucking way. And it's coming out on Monday. And we are going to devote an entire WATP. It's the OP radio revisited. I can't make that just a segment, just a bit. Oh, that's...

We have to focus on this. This is important. That might be the three worst people ever assembled in one room. I hope Foss calls in or he's walking past them on the street or something. Seriously. This is gonna be amazing. That's a fucking nightmare man. It's a nightmare! It's a nightmare scenario. I had so many people and I say this all the time people tweet me but this is real. Yeah. So he, and you'll say, holy shit, I'll be just a doubt. You got Suddory John in the show. You have to do this.

Like, yes. Ah. Yes, cause a rou. Cause a rou. Nice. So please, Jordan's again next week because it might be the episode we find out what's in for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the muskis. Of morning radio. Did you make anything to plug, Crush? Not a goddamn thing. You have to plug anything? No. You guys don't say we're shoving up.

Probably. Party in the muskis. Of morning radio. And now the show is moved by now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone.

Fuckin' things up! This dude is fucking corn. He's back in jail. What is this garbage? How did they have a podcast? This is bullshit. Uh oh, great hard to learn. Great hard to learn, fly a hard cue. No, I'll be spotty.

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