Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep125 - Good Times, Great Movies
Episode Date: October 21, 2018This week we review a podcast that was asking for it... literally. Every other week, Doug and Jamie watch a movie from the 80s then record a show explaining the movie scene by scene. It's like How Did... This Get Made minus the jokes, insights, celebrities, fanbase, and fun. We also check in on Stuttering John who, on Twitter, threatened to annihilate and destroy us. We hear some hottakes from Opie on the subjects of apple picking and pumpkin picking. Then we check out some voicemails... spoiler, Cros is taking a commanding lead. Perhaps Cobra Commander can mount a comeback. Support the show by purchasing our amazing merchandise: https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We'll be reviewing a podcast called good times great movies. This came in from Doug
Yeah, the co-host of the show wanted us to review
Jen and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand
Let's get into it. We have two hosts Doug Doug McAmbridge and Jamie Lorello,
and what they do is every other week,
they watch a movie from the 80s,
and then they talk about it.
They do talk about it.
They sure do.
And we went ahead and did the episode
that was based on Can't Stop the Music.
I love that movie so much.
I was so excited.
As do I. Which is why we picked that one specifically.
But it was definitely not their best episode.
Now, so you went and listened to multiple episodes of this podcast?
I did listen to multiple episodes.
Do you like the show?
Um, I don't dislike the show.
I don't dislike the show means I like the show. Um, I don't dislike the show. I don't dislike the show means I like the show.
Um, I don't love the show.
Okay, I like the show.
You can't pick it this out, can you?
I can't even do a real hard time.
I did have a really hard time with this one.
I really did because, especially with can't stop the music,
because I have seen that movie easily three or four times before this. I thought you were gonna throw out a dozen,
20 times you go, I watch it easily twice.
Three or four times.
It's a two hour plus movie.
It's a ridiculous movie.
It starts the village people
Steve Bloomberg, Bruce Jenner.
I have a clip that I wanna play that.
I think sums up the show for me.
This is Jamie talking and Jamie's just explaining
A part of the movie that happens which is pretty much what this show is but now after seeing it in action
She's convinced. No, you're right. You can be a star. Don't worry. Mama's got connection. She tells them. Mm-hmm
She's got an ex-boyfriend. That's a record exact or record producer some kind. Oh, this is then when okay
So she convinces him no, I can help you you know
You're good and I've got these connections with my x-boyfriend and I don't I'm not passed going back to him and making things happen
All she's doing is explaining every single thing that happens in this movie. Well, yeah. These guys do a book report.
Well, it's funny to me.
Is what this is?
It is, and I was a little disappointed there were no clips.
Zero clips?
None.
They talk about the music.
Oh my gosh, this musical number, that musical number,
not a single fucking clip.
I know, so you, if you play two.
All right.
From my back.
I just want to dump in a jingle bell sound throughout the entire podcast
So if people didn't watch this movie they know what it's like to listen to it
But they didn't they didn't do that at all they didn't do that at all and I thought it was odd
The way that they describe this movie. I don't know who the audience is right. I don't know if it's for people who like us
Who've watched the movie and enjoyed it,
we will never seen the movie and need them to explain.
And it shows an hour and 20 minutes.
Yeah.
They explain every single part of the fucking movie.
You had conversations with people about this movie.
Oh, yeah.
Because you enjoy it.
And you tell people about it.
Yeah.
Do you ever go through every single scene?
And then what happens is Steve Gutenberg hooks up with this woman who used to be a model and then he goes to her house
And then the village people come over and then it's so fucking boring
It was who'd want to listen to that it was long and involved and when I saw how long the podcast actually was
Yeah, I mean they did do a little bit of add many types stuff towards the end other different things but
It was
Almost the length of the movie.
Right, it's just them going through,
they must have written down extensive notes,
including specific quotes and everything.
Right.
And they go through, now this is a musical,
it stars the village people, it's a ridiculous fucking movie.
Well, the other thing was at the end,
so they do announce the thing they're gonna do next.
Yes, I actually have that.
Okay.
Next episode.
Jamie's back to school time.
Oh yeah.
We're going back to school.
So we're gonna do a movie about school-ish.
And we're gonna do Grace.
Two.
All of a sudden they're playing music from the movie.
The whole thing.
Well, yeah, they obviously just played a YouTube trailer.
Oh, it's a beautiful year, Blaine.
I almost clipped this too, but I didn't know how to clip it, but now that we're talking
over it, it doesn't really matter.
I was so confused by this, because all I'm thinking this entire show is you guys are laughing
about reminiscing about
these songs in this movie play the fucking songs you can actually add some entertainment value
to your show they talk about this mill but then it was blew my mind they thought they must have
like a copyright concern or something like that and then they play everything from grease too
right so it doesn't make any sense I don't think it's a copyright thing either. No, it's not. Because I listened to their episode that did say no
most fire. Okay. Their episode that did risky business. All right. And I did
half a valley girl because I that one I didn't care about that movie as much.
But at the end of the podcast, they'll play music from the movie that they
just talked about. Like play it before or during or even something.
Well, because they reference shit so often. So here's a clip where they're talking about the milkshake song.
Right.
And when we just started listening flavors, the Noah, Chalky, Strawberry, what?
What about the song about Samantha? It just says, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss to this. They're just explaining what happened. Jamie, I think she's a good broadcaster. She speaks very
well. She actually sounds like she could be on a legit show. Yeah, that's right. I said, this is not
a legit show. She sounds like she could be on a legit show, but she has no musical talent whatsoever.
That song that she was just trying to sing is supposed to sound like a this. I love that song so much.
I had a look up the lyrics of these songs.
It sounds like he's saying, I love it when you sit on my face.
That's what I thought he'd just said. But is it soap on my face?
No, it's your golden braids feel like, what does he say? It's a ridiculous thing known
whenever I say in real life. It's not about her hair feels like silk on his face. It's so stupid.
But I love that chorus because of the stuttering a stuttering chorus is always gold
This is just one chorus just putting all the stutters together
I mean that's a go for it right I want to give you another example of this woman Jamie
Unable to sing a single note correctly.
She's not grasping melody whatsoever.
So this is them getting very excited about the song.
I love you to death.
When he fussed into this whole song, is it I love you to death?
Is that the song?
I love you to death.
Yeah.
People, please watch that. Is that the song? I love you to death. Yeah.
People, please watch that movie. Please, we can't do these musical numbers justice.
No, because I can't at this point,
like when you're watching it, I'm like, it's, and again.
So he's telling people to watch the movie,
but they're explaining every single part of the movie.
So what do they want people to do? Because if I'm gonna go watch the movie, I don't explaining every single part of the movie. So what do they want people to do?
Because if I'm gonna go watch the movie, I don't need to listen to their podcast.
They don't add any behind-the-scenes information.
They just explain the movie they watch.
Exactly.
And that's what they do in all the podcasts, actually.
It's so weird.
I don't know who the audience is.
It's like these people want to have a show.
They want to be able to talk about something.
So they picked this topic.
Well, watch movies, and then we'll talk about it, because I need to hear my voice.
Right. When I was listening to St. Amos Fire, I actually was enjoying that somewhat because
I was driving in my car and running errands, and it was like a book on tape.
Right.
I haven't seen this movie in a while.
Oh, now they're telling me the movie.
Right.
But it's weird.
There wasn't a ton of insight into it and there was no research done about
what was going on at that time, what was happening with the directors, was there any kind of drama on the set?
Yeah.
All things that you could probably figure out, but I want to get back to this,
I love you to death thing.
So Doug gets very excited about that song and he says,
we can't even do this justice, well, right, because you're not even playing it.
And yes, that scene is ridiculous.
You do have to watch that scene. You should watch the whole movie is what you should do.
Right, that's seen specifically. And so again, our friend Jamie tries to sing it and she's so off.
It's just basically it's the same line over and over again. I love you. I love you to death.
Ooh, that's not even close. It sounds like she wore like this.
I love you to death. I love you to death. I love you to death. Oh, thank you, man.
Woo!
That's something, man. I love you to death. I love you to death. I love you. I love you to death.
I want to watch this again right now.
So, the genius department is going nuts right now.
She's dancing around the studio having so much fun.
So the point that this woman, Jamie, is making about this song is that it's just the same
thing over and over and over again.
She elaborates on that and she's trying to remember how the melody goes.
It's basically the same line over and over again.
I love you, I love you, you're death over and over again.
Till you're dead, I love you.
Okay.
So this is how she remembers the song.
It's just that chorus over and over again.
Incorrect. Right. There are she remembers the song. It's just that chorus over and over again. Incorrect!
Right.
There are verses in this song.
Let me tell you what a verse sounds like.
When your lips get close to my heart, I know.
This is the construction worker.
I know.
This is the concern.
He sings like a weirdo.
What kind of vocal style is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, move all over you
Those lyrics are ridiculous that singing style is silly
Well, you should see his outfit and his outfit and the women in that video are like biting his bicep It's the greatest see it. We should just talk about this movie not this podcast because the movie was actually good
That was the promos having pulling clips because,
I wanted to pull clips of the movie,
I don't know how to do that,
but you did it, so I don't have to.
Yeah, no worries, we got you covered.
You just write the signals,
you leave the pulling clips of the movie to us.
I don't know how to do that.
We got it for you.
So this is the extent of the behind the scenes talk,
because at one point, they actually do talk about the director of the behind the scenes talk because at one point, they actually do talk
about the director of the movie,
which are things that a lot of movie podcasts talk about,
like who the director was.
Yeah, you'd think that these people would be into that.
They're not.
You could have yelled at any point in this.
Nancy Walker, by the way, Nancy Walker directing this.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She's responsible for Roda. I think she like
Yeah, I don't know if she was like the lead director of Roda or something like that
But she's got her hands in all sorts of stuff around stuff. Yeah, yeah, answer and stuff
I clip that exact same thing. Tell me what her hands were in. Yeah, I was it in? That was the extent of the information about the director.
I think she did that other movie and she's doing lots of stuff, right?
Yeah, okay.
Moving on.
She was also in paper towel commercial.
She was a quicker picker upper lady.
She was in tons of 70 shows.
I think she was probably guessing on like Barney Miller and the love boat a bunch.
I know who she is.
It seems to me like you're the expert, mom.
I am not the expert, but I do know.
Check out the big brain one, man.
Oh, man.
That's right.
So, but how old are these two?
Do we know how old they are?
They said at one point, they talked about going, oh, they talked about going back to school
and the one guy goes, I haven't been to school in 10 years.
So I'm going to guess to 32 years old.
Okay, because.
That's my guess. If you play clip one for me. Okay.
I was so, because I was when they busted into a locker room. Oh, that YMCA C that whole thing. First of all, it's a male only YMCA.
YMCA.
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Yeah.
Drop the C, drop the M.
Yeah, that makes sense.
So now it's just the Y.
But it used to be a place where say you moved in from out of town
or you were like down on your luck,
they had to like, cuts that you stayed in, they would feed you.
It used to be more of a center where you could go for help.
Yes.
Now it's a gym.
Can we talk about the reason why you have seen this movie? Yeah.
It's because how did this get made? Reviewed it. Yes it is. How did this get made is a similar podcast
where they only focus on shitty movies. Right. And then they talk about them. Yeah. I felt like this would be,
how did this get made would do
if Jason Manzooka wasn't on there?
And it was just Paul and June.
Right.
Because that's what Paul and June want to do.
They just want to talk about what they saw.
Right.
Yeah, this was the movie.
Then you need someone to be funny.
These people need someone to be funny.
They need someone to be the Jason of the group.
Yes.
They might want to ask Jason to join their show.
They should.
Yeah, cause I did not understand what it is they were trying
to do at a certain point.
I was listening to this last night
and then I was listening to it again this morning.
I felt like I was wasting my time.
That's so mean.
It was like, oh waste of my time.
I've seen this movie.
I don't need these people to explain to me what happened.
Right, when I had to-
It tells you to go watch the movies.
He goes, turn off the podcast, go watch the movie,
I'm like, okay.
Why would I turn it back out and get after that?
It's true, because there is no other insights into said movie.
No.
Like I said already, but it's just-
Doug does crack himself up though, I tell you.
He's a gigopus in this podcast.
Sure is. Here's the chuckle head
Now here's a clip of that the ladies even like oh this is gonna sell tons of milk like to
Everybody's gonna look at this and be like oh, I guess milk turns my kids gay when they grow
Oh my god
Oh also the Indian is a waiter at this club.
Oh yeah, he's.
Everything is hilarious, it's okay.
I give them credit on this.
I could talk about this movie for 15 minutes max.
These guys keep up the same energy level
for an hour and 20 minutes talking about this movie.
It's impressive, because I think at some point,
I would've been like, yeah,
and then they have this big concert at the end.
And it was fun, I don't know.
What else is going on?
This guy is all already so excited.
And then he thinks the most random shit is so important.
And it's great, because I'm looking around him like,
wait, those two guys are dancing together
Yeah, yeah, kind of girl two guys and a girl dancing together. You see it all in this movie
Is that all that's all that's all I didn't see a spaceship I didn't see it alien
There was guys dancing with guys guys dancing girls everything well
That's everything to him. I Well, that's everything to him.
I guess so.
That's everything to Doug.
I'm not being fair.
There were some hilarious comments and commentary
that came out of Doug.
Here's an example of that.
And he has a cake in his hand for some reason?
I don't know why he's got a cake.
I'm very.
And the lady.
He's almost like they were filming this. Like, Bruce Jan is here.
Well, why is he here?
He's delivering a cake.
Why is he cake deliveryman?
No, he's a tax lawyer.
What?
Why?
Boo!
You're not charismatic.
Why did I still not understand what we're doing here?
I know.
I'm not following, I'm not picking up
what they're putting down, Jen.
I wasn't either.
I was, I a little disappointed. I was a little disappointed.
I have to be honest.
They seem likeable enough.
They seem very likeable.
Is nothing personal against them?
My, my band played the show at Daryl Lake once
and the marketing manager at Daryl Lake
sent us a card to thank us for doing the show.
And he hand wrote in it,
it seems like you guys were having a lot of fun.
Which is so mean.
It is mean.
Because what it means is I didn't enjoy it at all,
but you guys were enjoying yourselves.
And that's what this show is.
They're having a lot of fun with each other.
They seem to be,
whatever they're doing, they're both all in.
They seem to think that they're doing a good thing.
The way that they crack up reminiscing about a movie
that they saw, I didn't laugh this hard at this movie
when I watched it the first time.
The way that they just go on and on about it,
it's really impressive.
This is Doug talking about Bruce Jenner
and then just losing his shit.
No, isn't he at the Y?
Because he's, he's like doing some of the Y? Because he's he's that's on.
He's like doing some of the
diving and some of the
dancing and
you know, that's what he,
ball.
He's
a
that's what he,
so he fully embraces
this new village lifestyle
and he's in the
half shirt.
That's what I texted you
as watching the movie.
I'm like, what is happening?
Now he's in a half shirt because he's a lawyer. So he's what I texted you. It's watching the movie. I'm like, what is happening? Now he's in a half shirt.
He's a lawyer.
So in the beginning, he's wearing suits.
He's all like respectable.
And then all of a sudden, he quits his lawyer job
and he's like, in short shorts and a half shirt.
And he's like, let's make this band happen.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
How could you be laughing that hard for real about that?
So, what do you think?
Do you think Doug enjoyed this movie?
I think he might have enjoyed it a little bit.
I loved it.
I loved it.
Oh yeah!
Everybody loves it.
I love it.
You don't say.
I love it in the beginning that you throw out some PC apologies.
Right.
Hey. I will, and I've prefaced some shows throw out some PC apologies. Right. I will.
And I've I've prefaced some shows by saying things like this.
I will use the term Indian.
Sorry, but it's what they use throughout the entire movie.
And it's a lot easier.
And I will use the term Bruce Jenner because he made.
Oh, yeah, he was sure that this I know.
I did appreciate that they did that because you did
Call me in the end of Bruce Jenner. Oh, yeah, not that they apologize for the fact that they did go forth and use those words
Because I said yeah, cuz that's what it was in the movie. That's what it is. It's the end who cares
Well Jamie goes on she has the uncomfortable with this so she goes on to further explain it
Yeah, I wrote Bruce down because he's not Caitlyn yet
Jamie, I don't think you're woke my friend
Bruce was always Caitlyn
Right, that's why she's a hero right because she made the transition to who she always was to say it anyway
I can't ever tell you because she made the transition to who she always was to say it anyway. I like it.
I can't even try to say that.
Speaking of subsets, I did get on the Wikipedia page
just to refresh myself with some of the stuff.
And clicking all through that wiki, boy,
does that bring you some places?
Oh yeah.
Oh boy.
Bring the right to Caitlin.
She looks amazing.
Does she?
Looks better than Bruce did in the movie, I think.
Oh, I'm pretty of Bruce's fucking mask.
I'll give you that.
What else do you have on the board here?
I only have one more.
Like I said, I had trouble with this podcast.
It was hard, so five.
I had a hard time clipping it as well,
because like I said, it's really one-day explaining
what the movie was.
It's the same all the way through.
There's nothing really discerning from part to part. No, there is not.
So it just would have been a more of the same. So it just goes and goes. I did what I did.
I hope I want to go back and I want to find, I didn't do a whole lot of research. I don't say
interviews of people that had anything to do with this movie. I want to find an interview with
Steve Gutenberg because I can't imagine that anyone was not
having the time of their lives while making this.
It looks like the most fun thing anyone could ever make.
They did no research.
Yeah, right.
And that's because I wish I would have researched like, yeah, be too.
I wish you would have done research.
Actually, I do know a little something from listening to How Did This Get Made that people
were not having a whole lot of fun making this movie. Nancy Walker and Samantha, the after-the-pace method.
Right.
They couldn't even be in the same room together towards the end.
There was a lot of it.
That would be an interesting story to tell, rather than just do your book report on, uh,
last week, I watched this movie.
This movie stars this person.
This person's name in the movie is this name.
Yes. I know.
So.
It's funny though that he says,
I wish I would have done research.
So did I.
Wish he would have done research.
I wish I could create a good podcast
that people enjoy.
Then what are you doing?
Just doing the research.
They do this bi-weekly.
They've got a lot of time.
They have time.
They could figure it out.
Yeah.
I assume they also have an internet connection.
So if they wanted to figure it out,
this is just being a nitpicky,
but here is Doug talking about a scene
from the very beginning.
And the beginning scene in this movie is awesome.
Steve Gutenberg is horse skating, Don Manhattan,
and he's having the time of his life.
He just quit his job and he's having the time of his life.
It's over the top.
This would be for Steve Gutenberg a star. And he is,
I don't know how he ever got work after this movie. He's a ridiculous human being in this.
There's a quick little throwaway part where there's these women who are roller skating
also, and they have shirts on one of San, one of his friends, one of Cisco, and Steve Gutenberg
spins them around and puts them in the right order,
which is a great cake.
And this is Doug talking about that.
I don't think there's that much thought went into this.
I think it was just fun shirts and they were like,
eh, yeah.
What city has three syllables?
And that's what they came up with.
You gotta stupid.
I picked up that too.
Sanford Cisco has three syllables, Doug.
It doesn't, but it doesn't.
This is gonna make me sound really stupid,
which I guess it's not that tough to do,
but I was like, well, there's New York City.
That's also not the result.
It's fine.
But they are in...
It's the same as San Francisco, so...
That's funny.
But I caught myself before I actually said it for realsos.
So your thought is one of the winners is going to have a shirt out that just says City.
Yeah.
One person is going to say new, one person is going to say City and they're just going
to walk around with a shirt like that.
What does their shirt say San, Fran, Cisco?
Cisco's not even the whole word.
Yeah, that's a good point.
All right, you got me there.
Thank you.
I went ahead and listened to the episode
where they did Peewee's Big Adventure.
Oh, I should've listened to that one.
You should've.
Well, not really.
It didn't do.
I mean, it's the same thing.
They just go on and I love Peewee's Big Adventure.
One of my favorite movies, a whole two.
It's a phenomenal movie.
So I thought, all right, let's see what they do with this.
And it's just them explaining jokes,
explaining word-for-word scenes.
Here's an example of them swaxing on about
how great this part was.
Brad, I love it when he's like, oh, PV,
I remember the first time I saw your bike,
you brought it down and he was like,
I love that story
I love what he tells him to come on Pee we listen to reason
Love it. Love it. This is when the the whole I know you read it would have mad
I think go back and forth with that. Who is this show for?
That they would want to listen to people talking about a movie
and explaining the pit,
it reminded me of this old bit on SNL.
Hey, remember when you were in the Beatles,
and you did that album, Abbey Road,
and at the very end of the song, the song goes, and in the
end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
You remember that?
Yes.
Basically, what these two are doing.
And then Pee Wee says this funny thing and then
There's this next part. That's really funny
Then he gets one of the best lives in the movie. He gets the quote wrong
He stumbles onto a bar and he goes inside to make another call and as he's trying to make the
I love when he's making the call and say excuse me
I'm trying to make the call. I love when you say the call. He's like, excuse me. I'm trying to make a phone call here.
Excuse me, I'm trying to make a phone call here.
That would not have been a funny line.
Excuse me, I'm trying to make a phone call here. funny. Which is one of the funniest funny things
in any movie ever, especially the facial expression
he's making like, what the fuck with these assholes?
Can't they see him on the...
All right, let's talk more about how these people
are really dumb.
For some reason, they start analyzing the actions
that the Peewee character is taking in the movie
as if it's a real person. Yes. And I don't think they understand
what movies are when they do this. But she reminds him she gives an encouraging words
the police officer tells him to retrace the steps and that's when all of a sudden he goes
Francis like it could be that Francis is in on this bike being gone. First of all, that should be your first
person. I don't know how many people there.
This long to realize Francis probably took your bike.
Right, Francis is on the do with it. He offered you money for just this morning and that's what comes across.
And then he threatened you.
Yeah, yeah.
So they're explaining that Peewee's character should have known that Frances was suspect number one from the beginning.
No shit, you're a-
And then that dumb! Peewee Herman is a ridiculous made-of-fictional character! That's how movies go!
Well, their analysis leaves a bit to be desired.
You think? Yeah.
And then they talk about the Jan Hooks part, where Jan Hooks is taking them through the Alamo. The Alamo. Which is a great part of the moon. I mean,
all these parts are great. Yeah. But they just tell every joke
the Jan Hux tells. Right. And she is so into it and so happy.
And just the little thing she says, like, do we have any Mexican
America? And today, who will win us?
What is the can you say Adobe? What happens with us today? Who will win us these? Winner's D.
Can you say Adobe?
Adobe, this is a tortilla.
Do I hear someone stomach-growing?
There are thousands of things you can do with corn
and they're gonna talk about you.
Okay, those are all good parts.
When Jan Hooks does that.
Yeah.
These guys are great sports.
I really appreciate the fact that they want us to review their show.
I'd love to know from their fans why they listen.
I am curious too.
What's the reasoning behind it?
Do you listen to the ones where the movies you don't know or do you listen to the ones
where the movies you do know and why I either are count.
I guess it would be my question.
I made the mistake of listening to all movies that I did know, and in fact had seen several
times and felt kind of passionate about like risky business.
Back in the day before we had cable at our house, my dad would rent movies, and then we'd
tape it from the VHS to the beta, and then we had a video library, and that was one of
those movies. We're so, I mean, what's interesting for it? I was saying God.
I'm so distracting.
I'm so distracting.
I'm so distracting.
I'm so distracting.
Anyway, you were saying?
I was saying that.
I've seen that movie.
I've seen that movie.
This right here, this rambling, boring conversation, this could be a podcast.
So you didn't have cable in your dad would record movies.
You were so irritating.
Never mind, I don't want to talk to a story anymore.
No, no, no, no.
We were talking about the fact that
do you listen to the show because you've seen the movie
and you like it?
Well, I have seen the movie and I did like these movies
and I felt like the way they saw the movie
because they claim they'd never seen risky business before.
Okay.
They did not understand that movie either.
Oh, really?
You didn't understand that?
I don't think that they really got the movie at all.
So that's why I was wondering how old they were,
because there's a lot of 80s movies that are like that,
that are sort of, I mean, maybe they were four hours long,
they had to cut them down to 90 minutes or whatever they did,
but like the Breakfast Club, I just watched that not too long ago.
Garbage movie.
Oh, it's a classic.
It's a classic.
You have to be from that generation to even capri-hand with the fuck is going out of that movie. It's terrible. I It's a classic. You have to be from that generation
to even capri-hand with the fuck is going out of that movie.
It's terrible.
I still really never did.
It's the worst movie.
And you know, risky business?
Not a terrific movie, really.
But I love it.
I don't know.
There are analysis on that one actually kind of got me angry.
My analysis on good times great movies.
It stinks.
But it seemed like really nice people though. Sorry, some that up. My analysis on good times great movies. It stinks.
But it seemed like really nice people though.
Sorry, some that up, but they're good sports.
They are.
And we do appreciate that.
Anything else you want to talk about with Doug and Jamie?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, in that case, I want to bring up the fact that we did a show last week, we reviewed
OP, talking to Stuttering John and Jackie the Joker.
And on Twitter we get these people who want to stir up shit and get things going.
It's not something I'm a huge fan of, but somebody messaged Stuttering John and OP that,
hey these guys are talking shit about you. So Stuttering John tweeted out, I think
talking about me, he needs attention. So my next podcast will be annihilating these idiots
personally. And then some guy named Asshole writes, these nobody's trying to get famous
from you guys. And then Stuttering John replies, I know, but I know about their lives and
criminal records. I will destroy them. So? So he's throwing it out there,
that he's gonna talk about us on the next podcast
and annihilate us and destroy us.
And God damn it, Janet worked.
I wasn't even fucking podcast.
He got me.
Such a sucker.
I am such an idiot.
I want to hear more about your criminal record.
I know, wow.
We'll save that for another day.
So I listened to the show. It starts off
with Stuttering John setting up the show. We're talking to this guy, AJ Benza. And at the end,
he's going to be answering questions from Twitter. So I listen to the beginning and I listen
to the end thinking that this thing might get brought up because this is his next show.
This is the first tweet that he reads at the end.
I'm gonna just read a few tweets,
and then we'll get out of here.
Trump's butthole at butt trumps.
What do you think Trump's butthole looks like?
An exported balloon or a ripped up piece of liver?
I don't, you know what?
I don't wanna think about what Trump's butthole looks like.
Why did you read the question?
That's a stupid question.
How many tweets is a guy looking at?
He's picking from from I'm guessing four
in order to read three questions.
Why would he even, like fuck,
I thought he was actually gonna be talking about things.
You're talking about a tweet from Trump's butthole.
In the beginning, I know, so disappointing.
He doesn't even know how to be compelling.
There's no idea how to make himself interesting.
He talks about how he's excited to have AJ Benz on the show.
And he pulls a total opi with this one.
I will start the show that to say that I'm gonna have my old buddy,
my old Slapper Rooney.
Oh my god, what is a Slapper Rooney?
Slapper Rooney.
Yeah.
That's a Rooney.
Oh, I got the new ice out here on the board.
Slap Arunni.
For all the Cousarrus and Slap Arunis out there.
Cous!
Cousarrus!
Slap Arunni.
Cousarrus!
Slap Arunni.
That's great.
Oh, shit.
Alright.
So, I'm listening to Stuttering John's podcast.
I'm one of the few people in the world who can say that they've done this.
The last time I listened to his show was back in June with Kevin. When we reviewed his
show and it was just him and he was going on and on about all his accomplishments.
This was back in chicken. It's now October. I'm listening to his show again. Holy shit.
He's still fucking talking about it. It's unbelievable.
And I worked on this tonight show. I made it to the last day of Jalenos 10,
you're 10 years.
You know, I produced, you know,
Stephanie Milchow, I worked in this place.
I was head right up at the crib of Little Jabarros.
He still gets sick, I'm even real Jabarr.
He hasn't not been working on that.
You could not say that word.
And this is interesting too.
Starting, John, because there's himself a comedian.
He does?
Yes, he's a stand-up.
And he tries to make a joke.
He doesn't like Trump.
He's a big anti-Trump guy.
He tries to make a joke here about Trump.
And then he ripped Avonati and Stormy Daniels
and called Stormy Daniels a horse face.
And if anybody knows about horses and Stuttle Trump's, he's a horse's ass.
And could you believe, I mean, don't run, call me a home run.
That's kind of like a bobo joke.
Yeah, exactly.
The joke was not funny, but also terrible delivery because he's stuttering and he's
stammering.
You know, Trump should know about who the horse is because and then he has the fucking balls
Later on in the same episode to say this about Arty lag
Brian and Doug this team both told me that they saw me and they saw already and I blow already away and I do
Artic am barely talking this point, but
You're coming out Arty lag, but I've been on a talk the talk you started retarded. Oh, that's unbelievable. That is that is
Balzi. That is Balzi. And then because
Southern John is so hilarious, he has to read tweets that he put out that were
hilarious to remind you how hilarious he is. This is him throwing the first lady.
You know what I tweeted was like, here, you know,
I said, hey, Melania, how's that anti-bullying campaign
doing after your husband just called the woman a horse face?
I mean, really, what is Melania?
She's gone.
I mean, good one.
He's so uncomfortable when he ends his punchline.
He has to immediately start talking again
because he knows it landed flat.
You notice that every single time because he's a horse's ass but you know, but I'm glad
you listened to these so I don't have to.
Seriously, it's ridiculous.
He talks about how his book is being delayed, which we covered on the last show that we
did.
Yes.
I'm just going to tell you a couple of other things about this show.
I don't want to get too deep into this but it's
funny because he's booked a book release party event thing. Where? Out in
California. Oh okay. He lives out in LA so I think. So he booked this event and
this is very telling they're talking about getting celebrities to come to it
and whoever the co-host is on the show
Speaks up and talks about how oh, I actually happen to see some of the DMs that were
Going back and forth with some of the celebrities that you asked I saw that you were like you know talking to some people on Twitter
Yeah, like off like on the DMs. Yeah, and like it's amazing some of the responses people give you what like what?
I don't know if you want me to put people on blast But it's just like yeah, man. Sorry can't make it exclamation mark. It's like you sound way too excited about
Well, well it wasn't at least he responded that's hilarious
Listen, at least he responded. That's hilarious.
So Pantino's fault, right back he goes,
can't make it dude, big explanation point.
It's like, fuck you, I don't give a shit
about Stony John.
And Stony John goes, well, at least he responded.
All the other celebrities that he reached out to,
I'm sure he shook all of these people's hands
when he was on the tonight show.
They don't care about John.
Oh.
John's not a celebrity anymore.
He's not important in any way.
No.
So he talks about why his book was delayed.
And, you know, he and I, we had a lot of editing to do because we had to take some stuff out.
The lawyers came back with stuff to take out, with to change names. And then, you know, when guy
removed one section, he accidentally removed the whole Trump phone call section.
Why would I want to buy this book? He's explaining, as he's promoting the book,
the lawyer's got it, we had to take all this shit out,
I had to change people's names.
Why would I possibly, but guess what part is in it?
The Trump phone call, holy fuck, I know about the Trump phone call.
John, we all know about your Trump phone call.
Well, I was gonna ask if you were gonna go get his book,
but now I think I know the answer to that.
I'm not gonna get his book.
Ha ha ha ha. How many pages do you think it's gonna be like seven? I was gonna ask if you were gonna go get his book, but now I think I know the answer to that. I'm not gonna get his book!
How many pages do you think it's gonna be like seven?
Well, if he writes the way he talks, it's gonna be 362 pages!
Listen to this, I don't even understand why this is possible that an author would be the one responsible for editing their own book.
It was we all collectively
screwed up. I didn't read it close enough to catch a few
spelling errors and grammatical errors.
I know that guy and his proofreaders did
and he had two other people,
but when I went into do the audio book,
there was like tons of mistakes.
He was supposed to catch his own spelling errors.
That's not how writing a book goes.
No, you're supposed to have an editor do that.
And there's do the editor.
Whatever company he's working with is.
Perfreeders.
Not doing a great job.
Oh, all right.
Last clip I want to play.
This is just how delusional John is.
This is for real.
John thinks this is true in his head.
What do you consider your best bit in the stereo?
There was a lot, but I vote for the Jennifer Flowers press
conference.
That goes up there because I think I singlehandedly saved Bill Clinton's election because I made
a mockery of Jennifer Flowers.
And I'm telling you, that was an even in the papers, they said that.
He is so delusional, that is so scary.
That's crazy.
That isn't Google crazy.
Who was Bill Clinton running against that election?
Try my Bob Dole.
Maybe.
There was either Bob Dole or it was George W or George Bush senior.
There was no way Clinton wasn't going to win that election.
Is he fucking retarded?
I mean, he is.
He had it in the bag that guy.
He thought for sure that he's the reason why, it's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
And he's still going out about how we used to know Trump
and going on and on with his Trump stories.
I used to like Donald Trump.
Sure.
I mean, Donald Trump was a nice guy to me.
And he gave me real estate advice.
And he took me out to lunch and a flow on his helicopter. ["Helicopter"]
Holy shit.
You know what I've heard all of that before?
Where?
Every other place John talks on any other show.
It's all he talks about.
It's like we get it, John.
He also needs to back off the mic a little.
That slushy thing in my ear just now was a little nauseating.
Oh, speaking of that, that's actually a really good segue for a little part of the show
that we like to call...
OPIRADIO!
Let's check it on OP. In his episode titled Fall Sox, where he's talking to his buddy Carl Ruaz.
It's just him and Carl talking.
Where are they?
I don't think they're in the studio because he's using his Zoom recorder again.
Terrific.
Yes.
He's got the Zoom recorder out.
And the reason why I know that is because Greg fucks up and has it overmodulating. What are you doing?
I'm turning down the volume. We were pinning the needle. Sorry Joey. Come on guys.
Well, when I have this zoom in my back pocket it kind of attends to mess with the volume.
Well, thanks for letting us know we're all listening through your ass. Thanks Greg.
Hello. Oh, that is some morning zoo shit.
Whatever Joey's doing, stop it man.
You are turning this into the cheesiest,
early 90s morning zoo crap.
Oh yeah, it's a dress fart noise.
Oh, hello.
What was it?
Who is it, joying that?
He's making with the walka walka.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, why would he have it in his back pocket?
Chadden. I don't know. I own that exact same place. I know. The zoom H4 is not that small. It's not that small.
She's just putting it in a bag. I carry it to places to record like my band and stuff. I just I just put it in a bag.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. But the name of the show is Fall Sucks.
And OP has an agenda.
It's just him and Carl.
And he has a specific topic that he wants to talk about.
Oh boy!
Apple picking sauce!
Yeah!
Do you have to eat that tweed?
It's a tweet apple picking
All right, so this is gonna key this is gonna be an edgy episode where Opie is railing on apple picking Oh, man, he cannot wait to talk about it
right after that
Carl asked him if he has to go apple picking because you know is Mary. He's got kids and this is Opie's response
Fall sucks.
Fall I like fall.
Well I like fall but I don't like all the bullshit that is associated with fall which
is going upstate and going apple picking.
I gotta do all that I thought you.
We'll do the pumpkin picking.
I don't mind the pumpkin picking.
What's up with your friends?
Who cares?
He's so upset about apple picking and then he goes yeah but if we gotta go pick up some I don't mind the pumpkin picking. What? What's? Who cares?
He's so upset about Apple picking.
And then he goes, yeah, but if we got to pick up some apples, some publicants for a couple
hours, that would be fine.
And Carl, no wonder Jim Norton just sat there and gave him nothing.
What's Carl supposed to do with that?
Nothing.
There's nothing to be done.
It's so ridiculous.
So they're having a conversation just the two of them and Throughout this show for the first 25 minutes, we'll be just keeps trying to sear it back to I want to talk about apple picking and
Pumpkin picking and I went straw berry picking listen to how many times he tries to steer the conversation by saying so anyway
And then this is a compilation I put together. Okay, and then
And then this is a capillation I point to you. Okay.
And then, but anyway, with the pumpkin,
so you're invested in this time at the dumb farm
with the pumpkin picking with your kids in the wheel barrow.
But anyway, anyway, so this started
because you tweeted an article about apple picking.
But anyway, so back to the apple picking,
but anyway, the 13 things to hate about apple picking
made me laugh my ass off because over the summer we did the strawberry picking
And it was the same shit that was in this article because over the summer we went strawberry picking and then we went raspberry picking on the same day
So he got some hot takes and he could now wait to get out
And every time Carl would go on about his ex wife and hanging out with her and going to the pumpkin patches or whatever
He was doing what we said, but anyway anyway. This article about Apple picket.
I got some hot takes on that.
Holy mackerel.
Speaking of Greg Hughes hot takes.
What about Apple cider donuts, though?
Take them or leave them.
No, Apple cider donuts, I'm-
Oh, they're too dry.
Are the shit?
Oh, are the shit?
I don't know why you do this to yourself. Apple cider goes to the shit!
Apple cider goes to the shit!
I just...
I have nothing for you for this.
What are you supposed to say?
I think we should rename the show Hot Takes with Greg Hughes.
All right.
And then we can find out things like
Apple cider donuts are the shit.
They are the shit.
That's the one thing I agree with.
You agree with them on that?
I do.
Well, let me ask you about corn mases.
Because Greg feels very strongly about these corn mases.
He doesn't think that they're difficult enough.
You don't want them to be so difficult to kink it out of them.
Oh, Greg does.
I actually would like to go to a real corn maze where it's hard as fuck.
Oh, you gotta go to Pennsylvania. Corn Maze where it's hard as fuck. Oh, you got to go to Pennsylvania
Hard as fuck and they don't they don't play think about it. Would this be interesting to you?
What do you listen to this? Thank you, Bonnie? What are they talking about? I don't know
He introduces this thing about fall socks
All this shit you got to do in the fall and then he goes, but I would like to go to a really cool corn maze.
What a be 12.
He doesn't want to do any of this stuff,
but he's doing all of that stuff.
Right, obviously.
And he wants to talk about it on his podcast.
He only puts out two a week,
and this is the topic, Dizure, for him and Carl to,
so at one point, Carl gets distracted
with a texty poo, and this is just the worst type of
podcasting imaginable where someone gets distracted and then they start
talking about someone that nobody else knows what the fuck they're talking about.
Well we went strawberry picking over the summer.
Right.
What are you looking at?
A little text from somebody.
Oh let me see what you got there.
You don't want to see this, let me see what you got there. You don't wanna see this. Oh, let me see what you got.
Don't say that loud.
Uh, wait, huh?
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha ha!
That's my life.
Are you insane?
Let's move on.
Can I say what I just saw?
No!
What the fuck?
I like this crazy.
Then you said you were to have whatever. Anyway. What the fuck? I like this crazy. Did you say you heard it? Yeah, whatever. Anyway.
What? That's the worst. Who's enjoying that? Well, I'm not because I want to know what's on the text.
I don't even care. And Obi's blowing up his buddy's spot, although Carl's asking for it because he's
showing it to him. But I'm sure Carl's got a couple different chicks that he's talking to. I'm sure.
And he goes, oh, look at what this chick just wrote.
So if you're one of the chicks
who didn't just texted the other day,
you're like, oh, what the fuck?
Right.
Anyway, who cares?
But they probably don't listen Opie's podcast.
That's a good point.
The good news is I got this ISO from Opie finally,
coming to grips with this fact.
I'm a sick person.
Yes. Yes. You got it up. Yeah. You got it.
The end. The end.
Jen, you are, you work at the JINGLE's department here at WATP. I do. You actually had it up. Yeah.
I mean, we don't talk about titles a lot around here, but you're the head of the JINGLE's department.
I am. I'm not the type to brag though. Well, we had a person named Kilma Landlord
claim that he broke into said Jingles department. I thought something looked off.
Yeah. And Kilma Landlord said that he found a new jingle. And I don't know if you're
responsible for this or one of your people in the department, but he did send this into me so that we could check it out
Work place traps work place traps Carl raises on work place traps take your shit from
Do it on your own time watch out Carl need to work place traps
Do it on your own time, watch out. Carly to workplace press.
This has sparked a lot of controversy.
Sure has.
This talk about shooting at work, do you shit at work?
I do not.
You don't?
No.
So you're self-employed.
Well, I don't have to go into work till 1030.
But when I'm also self-employed, but that's nothing to do with when you take a shit
or a fight.
That seems to be what everybody thinks though.
I'm getting a lot of pushback on my stance.
I'm shooting at work because everybody says,
boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I shoot on a company time.
It's this whole thing of you should be shooting at work
and maximizing the income that you make
from going number two.
I don't know, I don't get it.
I don't, I never really thought about it that much.
It's hotly debated.
I can tell you that the Dixho put out a YouTube video
of us talking about this topic.
That I've also promoted on our Twitter page
and who are these pod as well as our Facebook page.
You can check out that video
and the comments that are coming in on it,
everybody likes to shoot at work.
I had no idea.
I find it rude.
I do too.
I find it rude for everybody else who you work with.
Like, don't do that.
You're shooting at work, come on.
Well, and if you are having a problem,
maybe you shouldn't be at work in the first place.
Like, stay home, keep your hands washed.
I would agree.
All right, well, thanks, thanks, Kilma Landlord.
You're getting a promotion.
Yes, all right, Komae landlord has a job.
Yeah.
And then we got some voicemails.
I want to play those for you real quick.
Just wanted to thank you guys for doing the Lauren's work
with the Hopi Bashing.
One point, I don't think you guys have mentioned.
The whole Opie and Howard's turn to you
seeing when Opie was in Boston with Anthony, and they did a bit called Minority Jeopardy.
So in actuality, they did actually rip Howard off and you guys are way better than OP in
case of doing all that.
Yeah, and the other thing, OP and Anthony were around when Howard Stern was still big in stations. We're just looking for Howard Stern rip offs and clones.
OP is no different than Nantow, Lumberblood Spons, all those other shit shows.
Keep up the good work and hopefully we'll drive OP to suicide.
Take it easy, Mike.
No, no, no, no.
I agree with everything you set up until the end there. We are not trying to drive OP to suicide. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, point about them finding every radio station was just looking for like who's the Howard Stern, the inexpensive Howard Stern that we could put on to fill time in the afternoon
or late morning or something like that.
And Anthony coo me himself even said that Opie was obsessed with Howard Stern and wanted
to be him so bad.
He was, it's 100% obsessed.
He talked about it all the time on his own show.
Right.
Here's another voicemail and
Jan if you need to use the bathroom now might be a good time to walk away from your headphones
Wow
Roo
Kala Roo
Guys are doing great with the podcast
Love the constant opi radio bashing you said you didn't listen to O.P. radio on serious. You would talk even when Voss was on Voss was on one of his favorite
podcasts that you love was My Wife Hase Me. So you got to keep hammering both of
them together. That's great. Where the fuck is Copa Commander? You got to get
him back on. At least here they are. Can we meet the Ikea gift card? You got to do
something for the guy.
Get him back on.
But please keep off the channel from the JINGLE's department.
Please, she's radio podcast deaf.
You know, Christmas Christmas JINGLE is probably going to be a great wet Andy, but, nah.
And I love Croche too, so.
He would not be able to sing for Howard.
He hasn't been funny in years.
Keep passion him as well.
And I love the extended format of the podcast now,
an hour, 40 minutes.
Sounds good.
Keep up the good work.
Cuzeroo.
Tommy Grayson.
Ha ha ha ha.
This dude's crying.
Oh man.
I can't please everyone.
So is that true?
Do you give a good wet hand job?
Well, he'll never know.
All right. I guess I guess no one will ever know.
Again, a vote for Croche.
Yeah.
A vote for Kevin.
I hope Kevin you're listening.
They want you back on the show.
Let's get Cooper Commander back on the show.
Why don't you just do a show with Cooper Commander?
Oh my God, I wish you would.
That would be interesting.
You should.
All right.
I like that idea.
I think we should try to book copper commander pretty soon.
Yeah.
Let's read.
That would be wonderful, actually.
That would be fantastic.
Let's read some recent reviews that have come in on the iTunes page.
Okay.
We encourage people to give us five stars
and then shit all over us.
And we have botflies on my nut sack on October 19th wrote Listeneroo. Worst idea for
a podcast ever. Every day when I listen to it five times I get ice cream headaches, five stars.
And then we have this one from The Don and Mike Show. and October 17th says, I enjoyed the first OP episode.
This is a one star review.
All right, we don't like that.
We don't like the one star review.
So we have a lot of them.
We have enough, we're good.
Yeah, we have a lifetime supply.
We have a lifetime supply of one star.
So this person says,
the second full OP episode was bad.
The partner he has now is worse than OP's cohorts.
The main guy's fake laughing is unauthentic.
Is that the right word?
Unauthentic?
Yeah, authentic.
I think so.
The format now with all these secondary drops is not good.
Also, Jackie was a stellar when he wrote all Howard's lines way back when he wrote all
that stuff himself and he didn't real time.
Do these guys actually listen to Howard?
A couple things real quick. I just want to point out. First up, if you liked our
first version of our OP bashing, why do we get a one-star review and you don't
like the second one? Could it be a three? Could you meet us in the middle?
Oh, no, it's a guy. Seriously, what the fuck? Secondly, what I was talking about
with Jackie the joke man is that he was discovered because he was a stand-up and he still does stand-up shows to this day.
His stand-up shows are all recycled jokes.
Yeah.
He does not write these stupid, hacky jokes that he tells.
Yes, he was a writer on the Stern Show.
I know that.
But actually, it has an age to well.
If you go back, I know there were some bits with Billy West
that you still want.
I did love that.
That was my favorite era.
I understand, but if you go back to those days
of the late 80s, early 90s Howard Stern show,
it does not hold up.
I know it was good at the time.
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, Jen.
I know it was good at the time, but oh fuck.
All right, here's one that's complete garbage,
complete garbage, five stars.
Next one is W-A-T-P, more like G-F-Y.
This is a fur-runner who says,
if you like claseless trashy podcasts, this is for you.
If you like podcasts without ads for blue apron,
Madison Reed, Squarespace, and Mian Di's,
this is also for you.
Great idea for a podcast, Terrible Execution.
Actually, if there was an execution of one of these unfunny jealous, talentless hacks,
I'd be all for it.
It would be their best episode.
If these guys vanished, nobody would ever complain.
The world would be better with this douche Carl morissing from the earth. Oh boy.
There's a five star review.
Marissing.
Nice.
I stumbled on that one.
That's a tough word to say.
That is.
All right.
I will not be morissing from the earth anytime soon.
Which is too bad because if I did, I could be an episode out that show.
You could.
Don't mention it.
All right.
Um, OP's Thorn, Five Stars.
Thank you.
This one is, makes me want to stick needles in my ears.
After listening to Bob Kelly's podcast, I thought I'd never hear anything worse.
Then I heard OP Radio's podcast that made me wish I didn't understand English.
I'd rather hang out with my mother-in-law than listen to OP Radio.
Just when I thought it could not get worse, I came across W-A-T-P.
The pain from listening to W-A-T-P wanted me to stick needles in my eardrums because it
would have hurt less.
I had to stop myself from jumping out of my second story window ahead first.
Keep up the great work, 5 stars.
He knows how to do it.
OP blows, 5 stars. Another slam dunk by Carl and the boys, 5 stars. Thank. He knows how to do it. Oh, he blows five stars.
Another slammed up by Carl and the boys, five stars.
Thank you very much.
Here's another one.
Podcast leeches.
An irrelevant jackass and a rotating band of replaceables
complain about the imperfections of podcasts
vastly superior to their own.
Those who can't do teach
and those who cannot be compelling and original on their own
simply leech off of the success of others
Abisantly unfoddy meandering and hopeless which is bizarre because I look forward to this podcast every week and never miss an episode. I love that story
Okay
Jen
What have we done so far? I couldn't really tell you you don't know no, I'll tell you
We reviewed a show called good Times Great Movies. Right.
Which shorts. Which should be called Bad Times Great Movies. Yeah. From what I could tell. We talked about Stuttering John,
threatening to out us as criminals. Did not happen. He didn't. John, I'm not going to listen to Catman, so you had your chance.
We listen to a little bit of OP, not a lot.
I've got to open out.
It's tough.
It is tough.
It's tough.
Voice mail is 5-8-5, 612-13-88.
Keep those coming in.
And at this point, I think it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The teaser.
The teaser. The teaser. The part of the show. The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
This is the part of the show, Jen from the Jinguist Department.
Where we listen to a clip of the show, we'll be listening to you next week in reviewing.
In order to tease our audience, you get them excited.
Hot digitty.
Right?
You're excited about this.
This reads my eyebrows a bunch.
I know.
Well, you should be excited about this because I think this show is one that's been on your
radar.
So as always, thanks for listening.
And now back to the cats.
Ah!
Three, four. I'm going to sing a song.
Tango, quiet on the set.
Tango, okay.
Welcome to the Perk cast.
You're just going to hear that in the background for a while.
Yeah, Tango's really into this packing paper.
This is a show called The Perk cast.
Yeah.
And it's important to note that it's per with three hours because there's another show
called The Perk cast, which is per with two hours because there's another show called the Per cast,
which is per with two hours.
I like that.
I almost got confused.
I didn't know that.
This is a suggestion that came in from Jen
from the Jingles department.
These are people who talk about their cast
as if they're people.
And this is a show all about cats.
Right.
We're gonna listen to episode 165 called
Youngest Old Cat Lady Motorcycle Church
from October 17th, 2018.
Did you listen to some of this, Jen?
I listened to the majority of it.
Did you really?
I really did.
Yeah, what's your assessment on it?
Is this going to be a good one?
Well, I think it will be.
Yeah.
I mean, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I love cats.
I love people who foster cats.
I think they're doing great work.
This podcast is bizarre though.
Oh, you think?
So weird.
Because not to give too much away.
I have a cat.
I have an obsessive relationship with my cat.
I keep it inside.
I keep it in the house.
Right. I don't. Do you, though? I'd like to think that I my cat. I keep it inside. I keep it in the house. Right.
I don't.
Do you know?
I'd like to think that I do, but I probably don't.
Right.
I should probably be on this podcast, but.
Okay.
But I look forward to what you think about it.
All right, cool.
I want to thank everybody for listening
and tell them to tune in next week
because it might be the episode we find out what's
it for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody.
Party in the mush, bitch.
Of Morning Radio.
Get out and show these clothes right now.
Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
This dude is fucking corn.
You white fat, but giant shit is in her.
Fuck you!
Uh oh, Ray Park Alert.
Ray Park Alert last!
Oh! Fucking cares!
In-ding!
Who gets a shit, who gets a fuck?
You know, who are these?
Pod casts! I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Who gets a shit, who gets a fuck? You know, who are these? Podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
Victory lap, victory lap.
Call us take it off, victory lap.
Lessons to all the shows.
Then you tell you why you go sit back.
It's taking a big laugh.
Oh, gross. That was so close to my face.
I know. I think you might have eaten some of that.
Oh, it's now...
Oh, it's a most of the sound post.
Great.
Got my work cut out for me, Thwara.
Oh, Thwara was going to be a... Slapperoonie.
Uh-oh.
I am not looking forward to that.
I'm a sick person.