Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep126 - The Purrrcast

Episode Date: October 28, 2018

Dick Masterson from the Dick Show joins us this week to talk about cat addicted cat hoarders. These people have obvious mental disorders that they aren't dealing with, and Dick breaks it down masterfully. (see what I did there?) We also chat about Maddox and his latest The Best Debate in the Universe. There's an update on Opie that includes our friends at the Anthony Cumia Show. Please visit and support: https://thedickshow.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thedickshow https://www.compoundmedia.com/ https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Dick, this is a show that's starring three women Sarah Ashley and Stephen. Yeah. It's so hard to listen to. I want to start off. So the hosts are Sarah Eier and Stephen Ray Morris. And they have this guest on Ashley, who's the youngest old cat lady on Instagram. But I want to start off talking about Stephen. I got to say I could smell the cat piss coming through this podcast.

Like, I've never had a smell reaction, but it stuck with me for days after listening to these crazy people talking about cats. My iPhone is worth less as a trade in now because it was so much cat piss. I had to plug in a bunch of, I had to just dump beer all over my house to get the smell like, ah, that must be beer, that's what I need.

Wait, and I still think I can detect the cat piss, the lingering cat piss. I'm gonna play a clip here, Dick. This is this guy, Steve. He says like a lot. Their guest advised that you take a shot every time, I think every time she said like, I did that, and I died.

I'm not the whole poison. Listening to this podcast made me realize how some people live. That they live with and their friends with people who speak in a way that's like taking an ice pick to the side of your head. We had to start playing clips because people don't know what we're talking about. You're exactly right and I can't wait to get into this. We had to we had to start play clips because people don't know what we're talking about You're exactly right and I can't wait to get into this. I want to start with talking about Stephen This is a sentence that he says he has 11 likes in 19 seconds. See if you can count him at home It was just it was like it almost like kind of hit me almost like oh Yeah, I'm so lucky to be able to like go home and like have a cat at home

Like have a pain lane to come home to And it's like even though it's not this thing where it's like, I love you. Right. It's like the fact that there's a so there's a good chance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, you're never going to be alone, you know?

Yeah. It's just like really nice. How sad is that? This guy's Stephen. Ding, ding, ding. This guy's Stephen, you know, it's great to have a cat. You'll never be alone. You know another way to not be alone?

Don't be an insufferable douche. You might have some friends. Pumped a brakes on the likes, man. Part of me thinks he's just doing it to fit in with the cat crowd that they won't accept you and they won't accept you as one of their own. They'll, you know, they'll throw you back into the wild. They'll be out littering your sentences with likes. I actually put together a light compilation,

Dick, this is something that when I have a lot of free time on my hands, I like to do. I went in and just pulled each time this guy said like and he does, he's not even the worst offender. He speaks the least out of any of the women on the show. Yeah. And yet his likes are out of control. Here's my life. Where to hear a man the show. Yeah. And yet his likes are out of control. Here's my like, where to hear a man do it. Yeah, exactly. You're a man for when women,

like when women talk, I just tune it out anyway. So I don't hear the likes, I don't hear anything. But we're in the course. Part of the course. It really throws me off. It's part of the course,

but yeah, when this guy does it, listen to this light compilation. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, count the number of likes, but I can't count that high. I have no idea how many of that was. You got to outsource it. Where do you live? We're up in Rochester, New York. Okay, so living in LA, I will tell you that you learn to adapt to that mode of speaking.

What I've noticed is anyone outside of LA, it sounds like an alien talking. I don't even want to use the word like, even as a simile. Right, right. You don't even want to use it correctly anymore. No, because you've got that much. But living in LA, that is part and parcel. It is, it's, you walk down the street

and there's a fog of likes coming out of every coffee shop. Well, I pick up on this a lot because I listen to podcasts. And my whole thing is, if you use that word over and over again when you're talking to people, all right, you're probably annoying, but I don't care. But when you do it on a show, you're supposed to be broadcast, you're supposed to be a broadcaster. It's supposed to be professional. Try to be a broadcaster. This is an example of Steven. He can't even talk. He can't even get a sentence out

Yeah, no that reminded me there's somebody on Twitter. I remember what it was, but it's like you know people's it's like You know people give cats a bad rap because they like or what people yeah because it's like cats will steal food What is going on there? I think they can't edit that to make them sound semi-coherent. What are they doing? There's got to be a podcasting app feature that just cuts likes. We have the technology to do that up here. That's a great thing. So that when you meet these hosts in real life, you think, where's all these likes come from? When my girlfriend will be around certain friends, I'll feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up because I hear them saying like and I know it's like a mind virus.

Like it'll get in there and infect her language and I think, oh, baby, you got to change front. You're hanging around with the wrong crowd. Now these like girls, you got to stop. I've caught myself in those situations. You're hanging out with certain people and you're like, wait, I don't talk like this. Why am I using these words that I'm using? Is that me at all? Yeah. You got to protect 80s girl from that. That's not cool. No, no, it's hard.

This is Steven again. I'm focusing on Steven. Then we'll move on. This is one of Steven's jokes. He has a lot of jokes on this show. I mean, it's like it's big dog, instead of big pharma, it's big dog. Yeah, doing that.

Yeah, yeah. I was thinking about big dogs. Yeah, also the big dog shirts, or what are those things? What the hell are you talking about? So Steven doesn't realize that big dogs are funny joke because big dog is a thing. We all know it a big dog is And then you just explain. I mean like big pharma. Okay, well then you lost me the joke did not land at all

I I did enjoy his puns He started out like Arnold Schwarzenegger as mr. Freeze. Yeah with ice puns with cat pun like it was emmy Yeah, with ice ponds with cat pond like it was emmy housing I think I have a couple of those I enjoyed that a lot. I wanted more of it to be honest Yeah, the here here's one of the cat ponds. What you'd expect from a show called the per cast here's Hilarious banter it's so dark and and the rainy and that we're like we need we need animals It's per capita. Yeah, yeah Yeah, there we go These are these these are these dummies one-up in each other with ridiculousness. Oh, yeah, you said per capita I say per cat

Per cat to put the fuck All right, here's what you were talking about here's Steven making another cat pun Taking all your data and then writing your thesis It's been over 10 years in seven in school Yes me too Yeah, too Who is listening to this for enjoyment? You know that that chick, the guest who is talking

about the llama farm and the cat that I had to pause it several times because her vocal fry was so bad it was going to send me into a coma. Like I don't know how much clonipin she's on. Oh my god. It was making my throat hurt, listening to her every

story. I'm like, oh, honey. I can't talk like that in real life. You tell me you don't talk like that. I wrote down and know so this woman Ashley, it's an amazing combination of vocal fry, upspeak and Valley girl. She has all three going for herself. I don't know how she pulls it off. It's gotta be exhausting. Yeah, you can tell. Just listen to her.

You can tell that she's exhausted from listening to herself. And by the way, she's a shitty friend too. I pulled this clip, which proves that. I drag my friends with me. They have no interesting cats and I'm like, we're going to the cat cafe. We're going, you know. They're like, fine, but we're only going for a few minutes.

I'm like, that's all I need. Oh, that was an L.A. thing to cat cafe. Yeah. Are you familiar with this? Absolutely disgusting. It's a place where you get food in beverages. And there's animals running around. How is this legal? No, I think they actually just, there's not real food or coffee. It's just all the crazy cat ladies like that. They pretend to drink. It's like a child's tea party. They have an empty glass and they,

they're not drinking pet the cats and they have a little silverware and they cut nothing, you know, like in a hook. That makes more sense. That makes more self-food. That makes me, that's what it actually, that's how they passed the health code. Either that or the health inspectors just said, you know what, fuck it. Let's just send them in here and, uh, if these people die off, I'm okay with that.

That's fine. They can get sick. I wanted to ask you about this because Ashley joins the show and, Dick, you interview people on your show every single week. You have people call in that you have to talk to. Could you imagine, this is the first thing out of somebody's mouth? Because I don't travel a lot,

but when I went to New York, it was all just cat stuff. It was like cat stuff and then vegan food. And that was it. Would you, how quickly would you pull the plug at this interview and fast how she started? I don't know if I had a sick fascination with this entire podcast.

I wanted to see, I wanted to, I may be interested in listening to all 160 episodes because I couldn't believe that people can talk about cats for an hour, let alone 160 hours. Can I tell you what the description of the show is? It's talking to cat people because we can't talk to their cats. I wanted to hear more about that. Like I wanted to hear full hog then bringing in a cat and interviewing a cat and then talking

about, I would listen. It was like a Bob Ross for insane people. Like, that's the feeling I got listening to this show, like that nice calming Bob Ross except they're explaining something soaked in cat. There was one part where they were talking about how their cats like to lay in their dirty clothes and to smell of it and I thought, am I listening to it? Like a furry diaper porn thing anymore or is this a cat pod?

I have that clip, I'll be playing that real quick. Arnoldis is doing laundry, and she dumped out her fresh laundry, and then went off to do something else, and she came back and Penny was just sitting on your pile of laundry. Oh, I love that story. There's a lot of the, woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo They get really excited about these stories. This is, so the big news that's going on here

is that Sarah, one of the hosts, has a new kitten called Tango. And Tango is, for the first time being let to walk around the apartment. And this is a story that dummy tells right off the bat. This is not the first time we recorded here since I got Tango, but the first time we recorded here since I've been letting him out. I know it's so nice Fun things like running around

When you went down to let our guest and he just like sat at the chair and he's like a little big man And he's like a little man and a big chair Well, post the picture, but he's a little man And a big chair, yeah, This show is bone or repellent. Yeah, it is. They do spend a lot of time describing pictures of cats too. Oh, yeah. And they also talk about what the cat is doing.

He's bathing himself right now. He's looking his belly. Hmm. Who would want to, who would want to hear about that? I don't know. I don't know how, you know, the cat people are a strange bunch. You put up like a cat Instagram and it'll somehow organically get 30,000 followers like out of no.

I don't know what they're doing with their time other than like scouring the internet for new cat shit. I have to admit, my wife's Instagram is nothing but kittens. I look over her shoulder from time to time and it is just nothing but kittens playing with yarn or whatever bullshit they do. And I'm always disappointed. I'm like, is that what you're doing again?

Look at kittens. Ah, you know, sometimes I wish she was a white nationalist and she was out there spewing hate or something. You know, like, I was like, I was like, get into something. I was just thinking thinking that thank God these cat people don't get into politics. Right. Because they'll be having the cat ethno state, the me out no state in no time.

We got to clean this race of people who don't like cats. They committed to it. Yeah, I like that part. I mean, that's shamelessly, shamelessly. So even the, even the very, like, the addiction to collecting cats, they even, they are completely shameless in embracing. Dick, I want to ask you, this is the first time you've co-hosted the show with me. And what I have to do every week is listen to a podcast that I hate that sucks.

And you probably never do that. No, no. What was it like listening to the show knowing that it's an hour and a half? You know, it just goes on and on and on. There's no end in sight. I don't want to put words in your mouth. What was it like for you?

It's, it's always weird to me seeing what people put out there about themselves. I guess that's, you know, people probably say that about me too, but it's the fact that like being, being these cat freaks, like being the cat lady in the office They like they even talk about how they sit around at the office and they and constantly Check themselves to not talk about cats when they're at work. The woman says I'm boring at work

I'm like no, no, no, you're boring There's nothing to do with work Yeah, I I don't know. I don't know. I get it. They're very they're do it with work. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I get it. They're very secure with their catch yet. They're into it.

Here's a, you were talking about the Instagram thing. So this woman has an Instagram account with like 60,000 followers or something. It's the youngest, old, cat lady or something like that. This is their amazing interviewing skills between these two co-hosts. Yeah, that's all I was gonna say. When did you come up with, when did you decide to start the Instagram? Yeah, that was my question.

Really? They both wanted to ask her when she was gonna start an Instagram. Dick, everyone starts Instagrams all the time. That's not a compelling story to tell oh my god how did you decide to think pictures of cats and put on the internet I don't know it's been done it's not a new thing what was your inspiration well like you're not talking to Martin Luther King talking about issue has pictures of cats on Instagram and who's addicted to cats like a drug addict

is addicted to heroin. You think there's what shortly into the show, I thought I realized that these people are drug addicts, openly embracing this and enabling one another. Like they're literally talking about having cat withdrawals if they don't have access to fresh new cats to foster. That's a really good point. It's not healthy what these people are doing.

This woman Ashley is from Seattle. She's down in LA. You all right over there? Oh yeah. Do you just fall over? No, that was my absolutely disgusted. No, it's not healthy. Okay, cut.

This woman is down in LA. She has to fly back to Seattle and this is something that she talks about. I literally called Delta Airlines. I was like, hi, how many cats is legal to bring back on a flight? They're like, what's the like age? Do you want to put them in cargo?

And I'm like, no, like I want them on me in the plane. And they're like, okay, well, you could only have two kittens. And I'm like, that's ridiculous. I just absurd. This is absurd. She's not joking there. No, I know. This goes right to what you just said.

These people are so addicted to having kittens on their faces that they need it while they're flying from LA to Seattle. That's not a log flight. No, I need multiple kittens on my lap as I fly back to Seattle. Like really? Like they wanna mulch up kittens and inject them right into their veins.

It was too stupid. I'm gonna snore to kitten. Well, then they talk about, this is the craziest shit. They talk about how cats will eat you After you've died I do not remember that part. These are insane people. They're excited that cats will eat you after you die Come on with their cats

I just like I want to do is die and be by cats my cat's belly. I wanna end up in the litter box someday. All right, here's the clip. Well, again, it's like, oh, it's so horrifying to know that your cat's gonna eat you when you die, and you're like, good. Yeah, no, I think that's, good. That's so, I know.

I think that's so finely eaten in my all. And that's my darkest. And that's what an animal does. They're justifying that. I can finally give everything to my cat. My bot, all my money is gone, all my friends, my social life, all my relationships hate me and I've ruined all their clothes with my cats think and I can finally give them my own flesh. It is, it is a, it is a disease. That's preposterous. That's preposterous and they would say, I think it's great that cats eat people after they die

now that means they're shitty fucking beings that they would do that dogs don't do that dogs are are depressed about it uh... do you do you have a thing with them uh... here i i have a this uh... pet peeve with people who foster animals and take care animals versus human beings because like you walking through, especially these idiots are in LA, there's just there's people lying on the goddamn ground all over the place and these guys

will commit their entire lives like they're working for the army on saving a bunch of mongrel cats that are like it's like what is one tiny step above a rat to me? Like these are, these are animals. I don't give a fuck about saving animals and I don't understand how you can do it. Like, and I feel like a hypocrite saying it because I'll go waste money on booze or strippers or playing video games or whatever and I get it.

It's just intert, it's just like you have a weird sick obsession with hoarding and controlling animals who you think love you and you can invent like your own personalities for, but it still drives me crazy that they dedicate this much time and money to helping something that's alive and they've chosen an animal instead of a human.

You know what drives you crazy about a dick? It's how virtuous they feel they are. They put themselves in this light that look at me, I'm giving back, I'm so amazing. Instead of just admitting that they're addicted to this nonsense, like all of us do, I don't go around saying I've invested in another alcoholic beverage. I'm doing a great thing. I just drink a lot. I don't like. There's only homeless bottles of whiskey at the store

that I'm fostering. And I just give it my all. And sometimes I'm at work and I just fight myself because I want to talk about whiskey, but I know everyone's so sick of hearing about it. But I can't, my heart just breaks when I see these poor bottles at the store. I've got to give them a home. I mean, even tequila needs a home. He want you out to be a home

with it at liquor stores somewhere. No. It's the pit bulls of liquor is the tequila. Yeah. Yeah, like I imagine guys into classic cars talking about their cars like these fucking broads are talking about cats like they're weepingeping at every that yeah you're right that is what it always be about it I wouldn't mind if they admitted what was actually happening Beth Stern Howard Stern's wife she is this person who fosters kittens and has a non-profit and a shelter and it's all kittens all the time and you're exactly right these are multi-multimillionaires. And you think, Jesus, you can actually be helping

humanity with that money. Instead you're worried about fucking kittens. She's hosting the kitten bowl. Like, well, what the fuck? And it'd be fine if they didn't add like they were so self-righteous about it. Like, oh, look at what I'm doing for society. You're doing nothing.

And they ask you to sacrifice for it too. That's what drives me nuts. Like I want to have a big pile of half-alive cats on me for a plane flight and you're all going to suffer through it because I'm a fucking cat Jesus over here. All my clothes are stapled together cats that I walk around and because I'm a good person, nobody else does that with their addictions.

You got, like they hide them. They hide them in shame, like people should. But the cat people and the dog people, the foster people, they just don't. When I bring Coke on an airline, I don't call the airline ahead of time. Hey, by the way, I got a couple bags, that cool. I'm gonna use it the bathroom.

How much Coke I bring on your bag? That is not enough. I'm much more Coke. Yeah, this is like a three hour flight and I'm gonna need like a toilet blow for this. So I'm gonna talk, what didn't the guest bring up like out of nowhere, she brings up the dead committed suicide and she uses cats to get through it.

It's like, oh my goodness. Did you guys not notice that extreme tonal shift? Like, what the fuck? What are you talking about? Nobody's gonna mention that? Dick, I didn't clip it, but I did want to bring this up that these people are the worst interviewers in the world. She says, she says, I went that way to become a movie star.

It didn't work out. I was really depressed and moved back home. Then my killed himself and now I'm hoarding cats and there's like okay Movie on like that that's the thing to talk about that was the most interesting thing she said the whole time And he just moved right on from it right on through it like I'm sorry wait what you dad killed himself Why too many cats It was funny when when Jen from the jingles department suggested this podcast She sent me a tax and said you got to do per class and then she sent me another guy said Well never mind. I got too dark. Don't do it Because it just takes a weird awkward turn where all the sudden you're in this this poor girl's life

Now I say girl. She's a woman, she's 26 years old. She lives with her mom. She talks about her mommy all the time, nonstop. Well, my mom says this, my mom doesn't want me to do that. Like you're 26 years old. What's going on here? Not even Obamacans that just you were kidding that day. You're off, you're off your parents' health

insurance at that point. You can move on. Yeah, did you you did you have any clips of the product? They talked about a life alert bracelet like for animals. I do not think it was. They had a whole series of devices like stickers that

you put on your house to tell firemen that there's heads inside. So the firemen can save them. That was amazing. They talk about the fact that you put a sticker on your front door as there's two cats inside. So in case your house is on fire, they want a person to risk their life inside the fire. Fuck you. I don't care about the kids up and down with this fire out. I'd rather save. I don't want a fireman to ever risk even a hang nail to save your mother fucking pets.

You stupid idiot. The pet is a you eat we eat pets. That's what they're there for. That they're there for we have cats to keep rats away from feed. That's why we have their tools. The fireman is irreplaceable. dumb bitch the cat the cat isn't the cat is only replaceable how ridiculous that there was I'm gonna first responder these are people I just went to a hockey game the other day we're all standing up and saluting the first responders in the audience like these are the the you know quote unquote heroes and they're saying yeah fuck these assholes get my cat I got a kitten in there. Go find it. And it also, it struck me as funny that these are the kind of people who a bumper sticker about cats on their car is not enough. They put a bumper sticker on their

own about how many cats they have inside of their fucking as bestos ridden apartment cop. Like any fireman is yeah. Oh, I got a clip on here. So we played the clip where they were talking about the catchy dead people. Right after that, they're still talking about that. And then this shows how bad they are podcasting a motorcycle goes by. They get distracted and dick. I and poor you try to stay calm during this. There's a pregnant pause here.

It is so bad. Like I can't eating you, that's just part of the, I mean, motorcycle. They're going to the church. Yeah, it's motorcycle church. Even motorcycle church. No, I was gonna say, it's, you know,

we all sub-aliencing, you know, circle of life. Yeah, no, I was gonna say it's you know we all sub-alien king you know circle of life. Yeah. Yeah These are retarded people. Yeah, they saw a motorcycle and everything stopped They're in the middle of the conversation like well, there's a motorcycle like what the fuck? I think they are cats. I think they might be cats That's how fucking cats behave. Like they're around so many cats and not enough people. So they just start acting like it brain dead idiots, you know? Yeah. Well, Ashley though has a personality, as you know.

And she sets up the funniest story. Do you find it hard to think of names for the new groups as they come in? I do. I will tell you like the funniest thing because I only tell this to like people and they come to visit because it's so messed up but it's really funny. I told my mom I was like, are you all right over there dick? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She's putting me to sleep with the house. All right, so she sets up, she's got the funniest story. She only tells it to people who come over in her mom.

And so I can only imagine what this hilarious story is, right? You're ready for giggles at this point. All right, here is this hilarious story she has. I told my mom, I was like, we should have the serial killer kids. Oh yeah. And we're like, this is Gary Ridgeway.

And this is my mom's like, that's not going to apply. I don't know. I didn't think it was actually that funny. I mean, can't Daniela did that? Now he's going to prison. No, we know it's not funny. It's not funny. Yeah.

No, pork out day. Is he really going to prison for that? He says he's not paying the fine. His appeal got overturned and he says he's not paying it. If I was the government, I'd throw his ass in prison. I don't know. So he's the guy who trained his dog to salute Hitler to do the Nazi salute, which is unbelievable that the government would get

involved in a viral YouTube clip. Yeah. It was just a silly YouTube clip. That's the UK for you. Back to this show. I remember I had made some notes. Yeah. At one point they tell a story of doing it go fund me to buy an incubator, like to buy actual medical devices. And you know, and we've tried to raise money for humans who need dental work on the show and who have cancer, like who need dialysis and stuff like that, to hear these broads raise money in 24 hours

for an incubator. So they, I guess so they could cram more for cats into their, uh, into their squalorist shittles and what they live, uh, made me very much a rage. Oh, it's, it's infuriating when she starts talking about her resume and why she's so famous. Listen to this clip. This is Ashley going through her resume in Sporyl, or it is pathetic. You know, another thousand people are coming on and another thousand people, you know, it just kept growing.

And so, you know, we're at like 55,000 right now and people send me stuff all the time, like, oh, you're unread it again or whatever. And I've been added to, you know, different YouTube, like marketing groups that, you're unread it again or whatever. And I've been added to different YouTube marketing groups that I, my video was all the time and ship those around. I got a picture of a cat on the Ellen DeGeneres show. That was pretty exciting. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, fucking cares.

She had a picture of a cat on Ellen DeGeneres that you're playing to fame. And she tried to get a plug-in on that picture I remember. Yeah she didn't even say she didn't even say my Instagram handle. She said my real name I was so disappointed. The fuck. Ellen didn't buy into her branding. There's even Ellen knows it's crazy. Right although I don't know if that's true or not. knows it's crazy. Right. Although I don't know if that's true or not. Let's talk about more of their

hilarity and their silly banter. They go into this Gilligan's Island theme for cat names or something. This goes nowhere very fast. You know, something like that. Where's that theme? I was like, oh, Gilligan's Island cast. Oh yeah.

That'd be cute. Oh, because I was calling him from the skipper. Cue. Just for like a day. Oh, because I called Tango. Oh, no, I called Tango this. No, I called some of the skipper. Oh, and then I wanted to call Tango Gilligan.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! This is a tough one to get through. It's Rinson Repeat. This is their whole life is acquiring new animals and then naming them and building little personalities. What, like the Sims isn't good enough for these people,

they needed to be alive. Dick, I have a bunch more class, but I think we've covered this show. Yeah. I want, yeah, go ahead. You know what I love? I love at the end when I think it's their guest is telling a hilarious story

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well, I'm not a hoarder because the stuff that I have is important. You know, it gets an every hoarder thing. It's like, well, right, I have newspapers from the 70s, but those newspapers are worth something. It's important. Same thing with these fucking cat people.

They get it, they're kittens. Like, yeah, but still, it's the same shit. Oh, yeah. I do have to point this clip. Sarah was, actually wasn't always a cat person. She used to think the cat sucked, and she explains this, and Sarah lets out an audible gasp.

Listen for this. Kat's got such a bad rap. Yeah. They really do, because I remember before Foster Amy and me, like, cats are horrible little devils. Did you hear that? She was, cats are horrible little devils. Did you hear that she was, oh yeah,

cats are horrible little devils, you can't say that on the per cast. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Dick, I want to get into the best debate in the universe. But before that, there was a Titanic reference on the show. So you're dead.

Yeah, so I have to play you got to play this clip. And so I kept going through all the like, you know, typical matching names and then I got to like Jack and Rose from Titanic. and asshole. He can go fuck himself. All right, so that's the perfect segue. I do want to listen to some clips from the latest Maddox episode. I listen to episode 121,

is social media making us depressed. Is the name of this one. And before I do that, I put together a brand new Maddox singer. It's not great, but my band played a show last night. I had limited time today, but anyway, here's the Yastinger. ["The Yastinger"]

You're listening, too. ["The Yastinger"] I'm in postmatic. I love the year version of I didn't have very much time, but you've got like a utility belt. This is more organization than I've ever seen or been able to do. It's like when Doc Brown builds that model for the show. Yeah, I'm sorry.

I didn't have time to build it to build a disc pain and build a tail. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you really rushed all this. I put way too much fucking time into this podcast. It's ridiculous. That's funny. All right. This is

Madness gets on with this obviously he's got Ron Babcock. You familiar with Ron Babcock? Yeah, he's a he's a sad fat body depressive fuck who calls himself a comedian in LA. Yeah, so I'm familiar with him Okay, I actually went on YouTube and watched some of his stand-up because I didn't realize he was a stand-up comedian And I still don't realize that he's a stand up comedian. And then he had two guests on Camila Pava, who is a singer songwriter and this guy, Dreadmere. Yeah. Camila writes Millennial Elevator music. Yeah.

I'm going to call it. It's whispering ASMR auto tune stuck to fruity loops beats. She is a dime a dozen in LA rich men adopt her and foster girls like her as though they're hoarding cats and use them until they ship them back. Then they roll them down the hill into the valley where they fester for the rest of their miserable lives. So you're very familiar with this one, and I'm, I just can't because there's millions of them here.

I fuck, I fucking hate singer songwriters. And I hate that, that clone that we've got tons of in LA. Yes. And I will tell you, Dick, that, you know, sounds like you're being kind of a douche about it, but, you know, I know you used to be in a band. I heard you singing on a recent Dick show. You got some skills. Thank you. You actually have some band. I heard you singing at a recent Dick show. You got some skills.

Thank you. Thank you. You actually have some pipes. I was very impressed with your, what was it, the mustard song? The mustard song, I lost the song. I lost a mustard drinking competition to Peach Saliva. So I had to sing her a song in my podcast.

It was impressive. Thank you. I gotta tell you, I was surprised. It came out of nowhere. You're like, all right, I've been to sing the song. And I was like, yeah, that's pretty fucking good. So this is Maddox, he's gonna play a clip from this woman's latest single.

And this is him talking it up. Now I listened to the lyrics of the song, and it's like, it's a beautiful song. It's very melancholy, but the lyrics, it's so close to home. And if you guys listen to the full song, I highly recommend it. Look it up. It's called Stop Angeles, but here's a little clip. Listen to this.

So, so Maddox says this is a great song. It's Stop Angeles. Yeah, it's close to home. So according to Maddox, the song is about the fact that everyone in LA is a phony and they all are just trying to use you. And you know, it's very close to home for, for poor Maddox. Yeah, he's holding Caulfield now.

He's just so fucking insightful indeed. Right. So then they play a three and a half second clip of this woman's elevator music song. And he comes back from that and he's now trying to bond with Camilla and this is so funny at this clip. Amazing, that's so cool. I really like that song. It's like very smooth, really good sound.

And it's very much about the LA, kind of like what it's kind of like in Los Angeles and how people sometimes like stab you in the back and use you and abuse you and stuff like that. It seems like it comes from a place of a lot of experience. And I hate to say that because it's a horrible experience. Yeah, but that's something is that something is it has that been in your experience in Los Angeles? I'm not I mean So so basically you got the whole narrative figured out he's like, yeah, I mean obviously I connected with this song

It's about this and this and Camilla doesn't understand yes, ending in improv comedy. So she just goes, oh, no, that's not it at all. Because she wrote this on. So she knows what it is about. That is the same shit to me telling me what my comedy book lines are. I'm like, no, that's not what it means, buddy. I know you're really having, I know that you've been stabbed,

you think you've been stabbed in the back and fucked over in LA and that you're a moron that everyone walks over like a fucking doormat, but no, that's not what it's about. Dick, Maddox makes everything about him. His narcissism is through the roof and I talked about that when we reviewed his show a couple of months ago, but I have some more examples of that. When he even introduces this guest that he has, he has to talk about how he met her

and why that's important. I kind of indirectly reference to you because we met at a weed party that I popped into. Yeah, it was a secret party that I went to and that was like the first joint I ever smoked. All right, a couple of things here. First off, he met her at a weed party.

Have you ever been to a weed party? Dick, what is that? No, I've smoked a lot of weed. Yeah, I've never been to a weed party. I've smoked weed at a ton of parties. I've never been to a weed party. It's one of those weed parties you've got. I love you. You're going to have where you're rolling

on the weed and smoking your dubulators. That's within a secret weed party. Oh, we were listening to Floyd. It was a weed party. I drank a bunch of weed at the weed party. So he says, I met her at a weed party and he says it's a secret party. I don't know what your experience is in LA. Every party is like invite only. It's not a secret party. You just people are invited or they're not. You know, open up parties to anyone who wants to fucking show up. It's a party's work. Oh, you're having a around. So it looks like nothing's happening. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a... Maddox is the kind of guy where those stupid,

exclusive ads work on every time. Like, oh, it's a... This is a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a, it's, mathematics is the kind of guy where those stupid,

exclusive ads work on every time. Like, oh, it's a, this is a secret sale, sign me up for two. Yes. It's exact, you're right. The fact, I never even used the word secret party together before.

No, I didn't understand what that meant. I've never, I know why he's always bragging about that shit. Like, he's some kind of Hollywood insider. Oh, I was playing I don't know if you ever listen to our review of the best debate, but he's got this guest on and the guy talks about how he started getting some Traffic to his website through FARC and as soon as Maddox hears the word FARC He has to make it about him. He goes oh, I actually know the founder of FARC

And we were just hanging out and we just had dinner, it's like, whatever. What, yeah. Why does that matter? Who cares? No one gives a shit, man. No, no. He was talking about how, God, I think it was, I think you might have played this,

or I forget where I saw it, but he was talking about how Sargon's been on his show, like he's just listing people that have been on his show. Like that's some kind of accomplishment. Like buddy, it's not. It's not. Let's stick with the best seller. That's it, that's all you got.

You're not your secret weed party list. We also talked about how it was the first joint he ever smoked. And again, he makes everything about him. Like, oh, I actually partaked for the first joint he ever smoked. And again, he makes everything about him, like, oh, I actually partaked for the first time, like, okay, why would anyone be interested in that information? Who cares? Yeah, you're 27 years late on that, but I have friends who smoke weed every day.

I have friends who have never smoked weed. I don't give a shit. I don't know why there's a difference. No. All right, let's talk about Ron Babcock. So Ron Babcock early on in the show wants to get it on the action. He tells a joke because he's talking to this woman who's, I don't know, they're talking about how she has a music career, but she doesn't.

No. And we're talking about other artists who have music careers who don't. And Ron has this amazing joke. Yeah, I'm thinking of switching course from stand-up comedian to SoundCloud rapper. Oh, yeah. Little Babcock. Now, yeah. Just got to rap purely about hummus. He's going to rap purely about hummus, Dick. Did you, did you, uh, follow that? Yeah. I mean, that's UCB training. He's putting it all to use. Just random shit. You say random shit like you have Tourette's and then you die eventually. That's UCB comedy training and action.

I, I fucking hate improv comedy. I, you ever listened to, uh, Hollywood handbook, are you familiar with that show? No, no. It's a big podcast for some reason, and we reviewed it. We didn't care for it much. And I got blasted on their sub-ride it.

People were so pissed off because it's just, exactly like that, just nonsense improv comedy. Just say the most ridiculous thing that comes to your mind and that's funny. It's not. It's not. That's how that works. And then it's telling each other it's hilarious. Right. Oh yeah, it's definitely an echo chamber.

No, no, no, you guys are the funniest. No, no, you're the funniest. You're the funniest. No, no, that was the funniest. Yeah, and then I'll wrap about a PETA. We'll be PETA and hummus. Oh, no, no, no, but my rap is about broccoli. So I don't know. Yeah, I fit in two guys. Well, rap about shit. I heard that Ron Babcock stole a bit from 80s girl. My girlfriend actually, she, I heard, yeah, I heard that, all right, read on the site that he was reading news from South Pasadena. And I know, and I'm pretty sure that she told Maddox that a long time ago and they used to date how funny it was to read news from South Pasadena and the mother

fact her stole it and put it on the show. No shit. No shit. Fighting bits from 80s girl. Terrible. That's a new low. No, I don't know 80s girl, I'm sure she's an amazing comedian. This next part I want to play is again, Maddox making anything about himself that he can. He turns whatever conversation they're having into an uninteresting, unfunny anecdote. It reminds me the first time I ever went to a video game store and I had no idea about anything about Dragon Ball Z And I hadn't ever said the name of the show in out loud before so I went up to the guy the clerk and I like Yeah, so how's that Dragon Balls game? Poor Camilla has to act like that's funny. You could see that coming from a mile away. Yeah.

Because the set up was this person pronounced something wrong and so he's like, oh yeah, that reminds me of when I went to go get Dragon Ball Zing. I'm like, okay, I know where this is going. And he tells this unfunny joke. And then you would think that you'd let it die on the vine. No, no, no. They do another 60 seconds on this because

no. He's surrounded himself with Y yes men who all have to try to Pick up for him Hey, hey Tom how's that dragon balls? Yeah, and they both start laughing and pointing at me and just like how good fucking time even all the nerds are let He doesn't even know what dragon balls It's dragon balls. Yeah, I'm like well, how would you fucking know that if you've never seen it You've never heard it spoken out loud get it. I'm not the stupid one. You're the stupid It's like right on you did say hey house that dragon balls game

Dragon balls I lost my nerd quick I'd rather last listen to the cat podcast I'd rather listen to the cat podcast. Let's go back to the cat podcast. This is them talking about their Amazon link and a hilarious joke. But you can buy it on your link and we will get a small percentage and... Kitten size kit back, would you say? You might say that. This dude is fucking corny.

Alright, sorry. And for two minutes, by the way, but they're fucking Amazon page at the start of the No podcast god it was I thought that was gonna be the entire podcast How much talking about their Amazon affiliate link how much money could they possibly be making off of that? We're talking about pennies a month. What are we talking about? You know what maybe it's an ass load because all cat people do is buy cat shit for each other. That's true. That's a good point.

And bugs, cat shirts, cat tampons, cat, and anything that has a surface that you can put a cat on, they'll do it and then buy 10 of them for each other. There's a niche. You're right. I'm a marketing guy. Dick and you're right. I didn't even think of that. These people are probably raking in the money right now because they have a bunch of dummies like my wife. Listen, they got pins and needles. Oh, what did the cat do? It laid out its belly, what? I mean, I don't know, when the Jaguars,

when the NFL team, with the first NFL team, to just call themselves the cats, and have like one of those stupid cheesy pictures of the cat as their logo is gonna make a billion goddamn dollar. It should be a pink jersey with pink helmets and They you're exactly right. They will sell out of jerseys You could have Michael Vick on that team people wouldn't fucking care about I'm gonna get a victory because he plays for the the kitty cats

And I need to own that jersey. It's pink No, he'll be their superstar cuz fuck dogs It's big. No, he'll be their superstar because fuck dogs. I love how Maddox's like GameStop was basically his version of Cheers. At least in his mind it was. He's going there to shoot the shit about a game. He doesn't. Who has ever done that? We all grew up playing video games. Whoever walked into a video game store saw a game that had never seen before a new nothing about it. And he walks up to the counter with, well, that sounds like it.

This didn't, this totally didn't happen story. Oh, Maddox has a ton of stories that I'm pretty sure never happened. Yeah. This whole thing where he has to recount his life from, you know, back in wherever before he was famous, he was talking about when I was reviewed his show a couple of months ago, he was talking about eating a pineapple when he was a kid. And I'm like, man, most of the things you do are not interesting.

Why are we telling the story right now? I mean, he doesn't talk about his secret marriage that he hid from every butler. He still hides from it. Like, that's interesting why would you hide the fact that you're fucking married what did your wife have to say about that what do you think now that it's out like that's interesting not that you ate a fucking pineapple and it was smoked a joint at a secret weed party. Remember that weed party we went to like uh what if I get

your exact right he actually has interesting things to talk about. Yeah, but he hasn't, he can't tell what they are. I think that's what made our show good. Is it he, he has them in there. You just got a drill for them. Um, I think he saw a dragon ball like he heard people talking about not knowing how to pronounce something. He thought dragon ball Z and then invented that whole story on the fly. Oh, definitely. That and it didn't even make them look cool or interesting. It was just a nothing story. It was just born. This is, so dreading me or I actually like a lot

on this show, but for some reason, he decides to start interviewing this musical artist, and this is not good. Okay, you are in the music industry. Is that crossover or is it mostly like social media? Do you have like? Yeah, mostly like social media You mean like like how I like mostly social media people soundcloud people or do you is it like more on the music side? I don't know what the fuck are you talking about?

What are they talking about? What kind of question was that? How do you even answer that question? So you you are an artist. Is that like social media? What are they talking about? What a question was that? How do you even answer that question? So you are an artist, is that like social media? What? What? What are you? Is this a trip? Is this, are you a cop?

What do you mean? Is this a social media? Are you my fucking grandma? I've heard more, I've heard more coaching questions about the internet from her than is this, oh music, huh? What is that? Some kind of a social media? Yeah, moron.

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Yeah, that was terrible. And then he gets right into setting up the debate. And this is Maddox, setting up their best debate in the universe. That's a good point. We should get to the debate this week, which is, is social media making us depressed? This is a big, big topic.

A lot of people are talking about this. And I think it's something everybody in this day and age has experience with. By the way, these debates, we've talked about this on your show. These debates are not fun or funny. He picks the worst topics to go over. You're not going to get anything out of this.

And he's a fucking thought leader. Right. And the thing that pisses me off is he sets up his show like Jay Waddle. And I don't know why he does this. I've never heard any other podcast or do this. He goes out and he goes, we got a big show for you today. It's going to be a great show. We're going to talk about this. We got this person like, all right, just put on a good

show consistently and I'll believe you. Yeah. Here, what are you fooling me into listening for an hour and a half? I'm just gonna do that with our ads too. And it's gonna be insane is like, oh man. Yeah, this is the cash per match. It's the best bed you'll ever have in your life. Right here. I only, I can only fuck on this bed now. I had cancer and I slept on this bed and I'm like, what are you talking about, man? Just read, just let me read the ad and then we'll move. I like, have you never seen an advertisement before?

You don't have to swear your life by it. But everything he ever does is the biggest and the, as he gets older and more of a failure, everything he does gets more and more spectacular. It seems disingenuous. Yeah. And people see through that shit very easily. I honestly don't know who's still listening to the show.

I went on his website to see the vote totals because you know, he has the vote totals as you're well aware. For each debate that he does, there's less than a hundred people voting on these shows now. I mean, how depressing is that? He's got 80 people voting yes or no as to whether social media is depressing or not. Yeah, I think your social media is depressing, Maddox, because everyone fucking hates you, because you're an asshole.

That's why social media sucks for you so much. Oh, let me skip ahead to this clip then, because this is amazing. Camilla just asked Maddox straight out, is social media making you depressed? Are you depressed? I mean, at times, I think depression hits all of us, doesn't it? But do you sincerely feel like sometimes,

like, you feel more depressed when you're like scrolling through your Instagram? Absolutely. That actually happens to you. Yeah, it happens to all of us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't have screenshots of me sexting with a chick on Reddit. It happens to you, not to all of us. I actually don't get depressed when I look at social media

because I'm living a very good life. I'm not an asshole. I'm following big, titty cosplayers on Instagram. I do not get depressed. Right. Like, I love that he can't even admit that it's the question was, do you get depressed? And he goes, well, we all do. Right.

We all do. Are you depressed? We all are. Yeah. It's kind of regrets about your career. We all, I mean, we all do. We all have, we all regret every single thing we've ever done for the last three years of our lives.

We all do, we all do. We all do. I'm you. God, fuck off, man. Just answer the fucking, for like, for one second, show that you see that you are you and not everybody. It's amazing. I thought this was so telling and perfect timing too,

because if anyone's depressed about social media, it's Maddox right now. I can't even imagine what it's like to be this guy. And for our audience, for the WATP audience, I'm acting like everybody knows, this guy sued you for $20 million. Yeah, he tried to sue me for $20 million and he's so incompetent that he ended up suing me for $380 million.

I think the fuck is right with this guy. So it got thrown out of court. It didn't even go to trial obviously. No, but it cost me 37 grand. It cost another co-defendant about 30 grand in legal fees just to defend ourselves And it cost him his job his like square real life job Astaria Astaria was working for a huge PR firm and after the whole lawsuit thing And did they were like all right, well you got to go yeah, that sucks

That sucks because that guy's fucking awesome. He's so funny. Yeah. And I feel for him. And here's this guy, Maddox, who he's so not genuine. When you have a podcast, and I make it a point not to talk about myself, I don't think that I'm a personality, we just review podcasts.

But he thinks of himself as like a personality. I'm Maddox, you know, you know me. I have the best page in the universe, and this is my whole thing. He doesn't talk about himself in realistic terms at all. He's got so much going on in his life, and he never explains any of it. It's got lawsuits going on, it's never brought it up once.

Yeah. You know, the Patreon shit, he's never brought any of this stuff up once. In fact, when he is only good thing that he did in his life was the biggest problem in the universe with Dick Master's sin and he decided to end the show without even mentioning that you were off the show. He just put out a couple of new episodes without you

and never even brought it up. Like, dude, you can't get away with that shit. People are paying attention to this. Yeah, like obsessively they would go through every episode and then you just kind of pull ahead in the sand. Oh, you're right. That's I never thought about that, but you're right. He is trying to live like this grandiose personality, except he never gives any details about his life other than his secret weed show like other than.

He rated it's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free.

He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free.

He's free. He's free. He's free. He's free. He's know what the deal was. He gave you guys so much content on that show. He was hilarious. He got the guy fucking fired. He ruined his life. He's never talked about a serious at a new show. You know, it's crazy.

If Maddox talked about his personal life as much as I did, like within the same detail and candor about the lawsuit and the breakup and him feeling betrayed, I would listen every fucking week. I would think everybody else betrayed. I would listen every fucking week. I would think everybody else would. I would subscribe to a show. What's stopping him from doing that? It's because he's embarrassed. Yeah.

He's embarrassed about the person he is. He's made a lot of bad decisions. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. There's no other answer for it. All right. Let's get into the debate real quick. So he throws out there.

He wants to talk about his social media making us depressed. And Camila is the first one to respond. And she gets it exactly right. Social media definitely makes some people depressed. At the end of the day, I think regardless of shit sucks on social media or not, it has more to do with the type of person you are. If I had 800 million people telling me terrible things, it might be a small part of me that maybe is a little offended,

but it's not gonna make me depressed. Ding, ding, ding, dick. I had somebody, I didn't even do this. They uploaded on YouTube one of our shows and it got tons of thousands of views and I made the mistake of going in and reading the YouTube comments. These people are mean.

They're not friendly people. It's not fun to listen to people talk about how shitty of a podcast host you are and how terrible your show is. But I didn't get depressed about it. I actually kind of thought it was pretty funny that people were spending the time to fucking right. This fucking guy's an asshole. Blah blah blah blah. Okay, whatever. It's also funny hearing her talk about like not 12 hours after that episode was launched, that Camille girl blocked me on Twitter for calling her fat face Instagram attention whore.

I'm running a little elevator music. So, I guess she's not so, she's not so zen about the whole social media negative feedback thing after all. Yeah, didn't she say 800 million? You're just one person. She's upset about what you said. Oh, come here. I mean, 100 million hate me.

So then, so then dreadmier, then answers the question also, and he's also 100% correct. Why don't I look like this person that worked their whole life to get to this point? Like, it's not the apps fault, it's not Twitter's fault, it's like, if you see something that you want, life to get to this point. Like, it's not the apps fault, it's not Twitter's fault, it's like, if you see something that you want,

you go get that, you don't say, why is in this handed to me? Like, oh God, all right, I knew it was gonna come down in this type of argument. All right, so Maddox dismisses this immediately. He thinks social media makes you depressed, obviously. And Maddox is one of those guys who thinks that everything just happens to him. He takes, I mean, zero responsibility. Can I say something about his hosting real quick? Like, if you have a guest that has a strong

opinion about something that, like, you mine it until there's nothing more to talk about and get the personal experience out of them, especially if they can speak, like, they don't have a mouthful of marbles, which these two clearly can. He just let them set, build a foundation for a great conversation and immediately kills it with a fucking sound effect. I got to tell you that's exactly, I wrote down a note on here. It's crazy that Matt has used to say the biggest problem was not a contest. And then on this new show, always trying to do is win the argument.

He's trying to be funny or entertaining. He just wants to win the argument all the time. Just like you said, this guy comes out in his first statement, he goes, eh, no, wrong, move it on. Like, what? It's like, you know, a lot of people probably wanted to hear that dissected, buddy.

Oh, Maddox then starts cracking himself up with a bunch of poop jokes in a row. And again, you'll hear that he surrounds himself with the S-Men. Dreadmare, I'm gonna... I'm gonna pick it up. Such a big dump on your own. It's coming, dude. Yeah, bring it. Yeah, let's go.

I want to hear this great... It's the patient of rhetoric. I have a fast up with you, right? It's gonna fucking up. I hope everybody learns something, something fun, right? And it's gonna fucking up up everybody. Please, everybody learn something, something, something. Right? Oh yeah, let's go. Let's get it.

Let's get it. You're way out of this. Let's do it. Oh, there we go. When the, I hate when he cracks himself up. You were like, yeah, you were in the studio with him. And even off the bat, you know, he'd say, the biggest problem from this to that

and every time. Can you believe I just said that? Like, dude, you wrote it down. You can't be still laughing at that. It's not funny. He's so uncomfortable. Is that what it is? Yeah. He's so uncomfortable. The time like you can sometimes you hear him say something and like he's so ashamed or uncomfortable, that he can barely say the entire thing anymore. He worked behind the keyboard because he could hide by it. And every time he brings, every time he brings that cancer space out, he ruins his image.

Oh, I talked about this. He used to say, he didn't write articles very often. He took a long time to write his books because he really spends a lot of time going back and rewriting and looking at everything he does. Why is he trying to do improv comedy on a podcast? It's not his strength. He's not good at off the cuff.

It's like how actors always want to be musicians and then they crank out these dog shit bands that nobody wants to hit like you'll see um you know you'll see oh it's Anthony Hopkins is it's it's his charcoal gallery on display this week only like yeah no one man put it in your garage nobody wants to see this shit I think Maddox has a weird relationship with writing. He takes criticism so personally, and he feels so much pressure to do it. I don't think he can handle it at all. So it was weird to see him try to write, think about writing, like the endless ways that he procrastinates, the obsessive control he had about everything, it was very, it was very weird.

It was weird to see the whole time we knew each other. It's still weird to see. You're exactly right about him taking everything so personally. And the, I listen to an episode that he did a while back. And the first thing he starts off with is complaining about a YouTube comment from the previous show. And I'm thinking, Maddox, you put yourself out there, you're a personality on the internet.

You're gonna like look into and scrutinize of specific YouTube comment? Where are you gonna go with that? That there's no end in sight. If that's what you're doing. Yeah, it's not a good road to go down. I don't know. I don't know why he stopped riding. I assume he's creatively bankrupt and has been for for some time. I think LA legitimately ruined him. He moved

out here. He tried, he tried to get break into entertainment and he got shot down so hard that I think it broke him and destroyed him and he never recovered from it. Like hearing how, hearing how much you can suck from a Hollywood executive, like hearing from a guy whose job it is is to eviscerate projects is very hard to handle. You know, guys like Randy, my manager who comes on the show all the time, they will go through and they like, they themselves have been chiseled out of these out of, they've been separated from these herd of Hollywood wannabes because they're the most vicious and they will put their entire creative intellect into destroying yours to make a better product.

Right. And Maddox just, he couldn't take it. It was everybody in Hollywood knew nothing except him. Hollywood was dying and people don't know shit. Like the guys, uh, he handled it, he handled poorly in it. I think it fucked him up forever. Well, the other thing is he was trying to, he was always a shock provocateur. And the reason why we liked him, we talked about this is, you know, your kids aren't sucks. Like, oh, okay, that's provocative, it's funny. And then he became the social justice warrior, it's very PC, and you can't have both. So he doesn't know how to deal with that now,

and he's not funny, he's not provocative. There's nothing that makes him unique anymore, and he can't deal with that. No, now he's all about like punching Nazis. Yeah, right, okay, yeah, good. All right, you're anti-final, Yeah, right. Okay, yeah, good. All right, you're anti-fodd now. Okay, we get it.

Good. hilarious. This is Maddox talking about why social media doesn't care about what people are viewing. The more time you spend on there, the more ads they can serve you. They don't give a fuck. What that content is,

what the quality of the content is. It can be political shit. It can be people, you know, abusing animals. There are videos of people who get outraged over, you know, dogs getting abused. But then they just spread that shit around, like fucking outraged. Yeah, bring abuse dogs into your argument.

That's a fair place. That's a shit that goes viral on Facebook. That does fucking Facebook. All right, so here's my comment on that, Dick, I happen to be a partner at a marketing firm. We have a term that's called brand safe. It's very important for advertisers that you advertise in a brand safe content,

brand safe context. And Mattis goes out and says, well, what Facebook is doing is there's spreading videos of animal torture because that's how it gets eyeballs. You're exactly wrong about that. You couldn't be more, and listen, I'm not a Facebook fan. I think they're doing everything they can to monetize the network and to get, you know, people hooked on it and to send them ads.

I get that, but it's not because they're fucking showing animal torture videos everywhere They can't you fucking moron No, it wouldn't be more wrong He's got a weird hatred of advertising. Yes, it always goes it always goes back to that and I've never understood it But it's weird I don't know if he's just easily duped so he he hates it. Like he thinks everyone's stupid when it comes to ads. And I mean, you know, we kind of are like some stuff just always, it works, but it's not like,

it's not this weird, it's not like a weird sorcery that's happening. Well, I thought we were talking on your show about, just put up some busted teeth banners. You know what I'm just not handy or forward that are worried about your content, you can just put up these advertisers. When I worked at eBOMS, what eBOMD did was he said, I'm going to own my own busted tees. And he just bought up a t-shirt company.

And then we sold our own product as an advertiser. So we were making money both ways. Like there's ways to monetize that aren't dubious. People are getting what they want. Everybody's happy. You have eyeballs and Manitius never saw that. He never understood. I have millions of people looking at my website.

How do I monetize this? Oh, I know. I'll write one good book and then disown it. Yeah, I'll make t-shirts about Dale Earnhardt's death. That's how I monetize this. Something that everyone can wear. Something that the stockbrokers reading my website can, you know, they can wear this to work.

That's what I need to really highly charged controversial political statements. That's how I'll monetize this huge, this huge, all-purpose audience, this huge general audience. All right. I have a clip that this is Maddox sneaking in a humble brag. So he's talking about social media. He just has to like put this in there to almost don't notice it. So that if you have a friend request from somebody you've never fucking met, which I just ignore,

because I don't want to delete them, so they can't keep like adding me and I don't want to block them, because then they'll know I've blocked them. So I just leave it in my fucking inbox forever. So I'm never gonna confirm them. Now Facebook is showing you notifications for how many people are outstanding.

Yeah, I know Facebook I have thousands of people who send me friend requests. I'm not gonna click on that. I'm never gonna click on that ever again. Motherfucker, you need a job. That will cure your needs. That will cure all of your concerns about your friend requests on Facebook. You need a fucking job. So you are busy for half of your waking hours. They were talking about this dopamine hit that when you get notifications and your social media. Dick, I don't know about you. I'm guessing you're the same way as I am. I dread that shit because now I got to respond and I got to keep in touch with everybody. I'm not excited about, oh, I got fucking eight more DMs.

Like fuck, I dread waiting emails back to people. I'm like, fuck, I gotta respond to everybody's email. It's a lot of work. Yeah, people are horrified when they see my unreads on my phone. Right. I got 23,642 unread. I got eight unread texts, 12 unanswered calls. I've never once listened to voicemail. I've got 12 of those I'll just either delete them or let them expire. No, I don't get that dopamine hit when I get a notification. Right

It's it's just it's only dreaded my phone is buzzing in my pocket and I'm doing something like fuck More shit that I got a fucking deal with at some point and I'm busy. I don't have time for this shit. I know it's weird because it'll happen and somebody will say, no, your phone, somebody sent your message and I'll go, okay, and like, well, you're not going to check it. No. Right. Yeah, no, I'm good. What I'm doing.

I'm not an app of the phone. The phone is mine. It's the other way around. The relationship with my phone is differently in this house. Actually, now that I've said that, I have to play a clip from your last show. You played a voice mail where somebody called me out. I don't know if you remember this. But this is hilarious. So this is going to be weird. It's going to be you talking, but it's not you talking to me. Hey, Dave, I got a rage. This motherfucker who says I shouldn't shit on the clock. First off, these institutions dictate over 50% of my fuss and waking life.

I'm going to steal my five bucks for them and take a shit when I get to words. So, are you fucking Vincent adult man? You got meetings to go to good for you pal I'll be sick Free guy good for you pal there good for you buddy with your meetings. Yeah, I'll be shit and Responsibilities that's his catchphrase it work. I'll be shit. Hey, we got a time. We got a meeting in 10 minutes Oh, yeah, yeah, always shit. This our conversation just out about me this because I got a message like a big shot like I kind of

want to shit going on and I get that the guys going, oh, this guy Scott meetings. Fuck this guy. You caused a lot of. I did a lot of people are very protective about their work sheds. I had no idea. There are so many people who have come back at me and said, you're an asshole, we all shit at work. And I find it to be offensive. It's rude to shit at work. You're ruining it for everybody else.

You're fucking shit up. Yeah, the bad terms at work should be for sleeping only not shitting. I was surprised to see so many people get so defensive over their workshits. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, come. You know, he's not proposing an ethno state here. He's talking about that he doesn't like it.

Shit, it worked. Well, fuck that. That guy's an idiot. Okay. There's so much that you put up the YouTube clip and every single person out of the YouTube comments It's like fuck this guy. Why does you think I can't shit at work? That's all I want to do is shit at work I go to work so I can shit like okay

Are we getting are we getting any work done? I guess not So hard had on and heads straight to the toilet some dick, here's my question. I know that with the laws HR, would you interview somebody for a job? You can't ask them what their age is. You can't ask them what their sexual orientation is. There's a lot of things you can't ask about someone. It's illegal. Yeah. I want to add a new question for every HR manager, do you shit at work?

That's gotta be legal, right? That they ask, well, yeah, in your estimation, we're gonna call your former boss and ask how much you shit at work. What are they gonna say? Right, we're planning on making you an offer, but before we do, I want to know, do you plan on shitting at work?

And I want to hear what people's responses to that because I Garrett fucking teed you in that interview. I should at home, sir I would never ever come to work just to shit and yet these assholes are fucking galloping around Oh, I do shit at work. I'm the past is shitting Why is this I don't understand why they're so proud of themselves No, they're really getting one over. They're so giddy about it. That's the head tapping meme.

Like, can't work if you're shitting at work. Like, all right buddy. You're really duped to the list. That's some there. I don't pay taxes. I send in shit. I send in pictures of me shit to be a bullet point on my resume if i ever have to make one uh...

again it's gonna be shits at home only i want to uh... uh... progaming knows knows microsoft word knows excel and pivot tables shits at home calculated fields no problem also shit at home Co-created fields no problem also shit at home. I got it One more clip I have from Maddox's show and this is dreadmier owning Maddox and All the the only reason they're doing that they're not doing it for your benefit. They're doing it for their benefit Oh, she's evil a big evil corporate, taking advantage of the little guy once again.

Oh, so Maddox thinks that Facebook is doing things for their own benefit? No shit, sir, rock. No shit. No shit, sir, rock. No fucking shit, sir, rock. What a, what a, what a, so naive that guy. Yeah.

It was there any research at all into what they're talking about. Like the Maddox is the last person in the world who's got any marketing experience, like real, you know, any race, any kind of studies. Like I know Facebook experiments with sentiment analysis and trying to push people toward like feeling uneasy and like they A B test for mood to see what ads work. I'm sure they're up to that. But throwing them, throwing Facebook under the bus for doing things for them is not a robust argument.

It's insane. Oh, you know, this car company, they want to get you an Elise so that when you're leases up, you have to get another one of their cars. What an evil corporation that is. Like, that's what I'm talking about. That's how that works. Holy shit. Anyway, that's a tough show to listen to. I don't know who's still listening to that show.

That's what I hear. I think only the mentally deranged your listening to that show. Like based on, based on the comments. Yeah, a kid convicted child and put a phone, convicted bed of vows, yeah. Dick, you had a rage on your show last week about the lottery and I just cannot agree more. I hate the fucking lottery.

It's like legalized gambling for the state. There's no other gambling that's allowed to happen. But for some reason, we can put this tax on poor people and get them to buy these scratch-offs. My biggest problem with the lottery, and I don't know how it is in LA, but in New York, there's 30 different scratch-off games. And I'm standing behind this guy who's picking them out one by one. Like just, there should be as many scratch off games as there are prices of scratch off games.

There's a $1 or $2 or $5 or $10. Like, what are we doing? Do you guys think the odds are different if you play the crossword one versus the price is right one? They're all just fucking scratch off games. You 40% of the money goes back to the person who's gambling on it. It's a shitty rig system. It's so weird.

Like the idea behind it is so weird. The fact that the government has created like a monopoly pricing scheme for different levels of moron who are buying these scratch offs. Exactly. We found in our research that some morons, they feel poor when they get the $1 scratchers, they want a $10 scratcher. So, it's the whole, I don't understand it at all. I think it is just to take their money back so they don't spend it on something stupid

so we can give it back again to them. And Maddox brought this up on the Is Marketing Evil show. He starts talking about the lottery. And he says, is the lottery evil, even though we're talking about marketing, is no, he's just trying to win an argument. He's no idea what he's talking about. So he asks his guess is the lottery evil. And the guest goes, well, no, they do pay out the winner.

And everyone knows they have a very slim chance of winning. Yeah. It's not evil. The part that's evil about it is that you can't set up a fucking casino unless you have Native American blood for some reason, which makes zero sense. Yeah. But the state can go ahead and just rip money out of people's pockets. No problem.

Nobody bats an eye. Oh, it's going to schools. Is it? Because the school system sucks? I'm not even understanding what the end game is there and they don't they don't give it to schools in a way that can be tracked Either because it's random the amount that comes in so they just give it as discretionary income It's like why did why do you got you guys know that people have a problem with this Why would it would be like if only the government was allowed to sell heroin, which I guess they

are. And it is a huge, like, opioids is a huge fucking problem for this reason. All right. We're getting too political. Yeah. All right. I want to, real quick, do you have a few minutes here still, Dick? I'm keeping you up. Yeah.

I got all the time. I'm a little familiar with O with OP from OP and Anthony? I am. I'm not, I hear that he's the Maddocks in that split. So is. I got a quick package I want to play for you. I'm going to play my OP singer real quick. OP radio. All right.

Anthony Cumia, who is the Anthony from Opie and Anthony. He has a show with Dave Landau. And he, uh, once again earlier this week, talked about who are these podcasts. So this is my, uh, my clip just to do my, my, my, my, my victory lap clip. So, Opie is at Westwood, one he's doing a podcast over there. He tapes a podcast, uh, does twice a week. I think sometimes he tapes one and then makes it a two-parter,

an exciting two-parter. Toon in next week for the exciting conclusion of Greg Opie-Use. I can't imagine like what would need two parts. Stuttering John, I think. Stuttering John was a two-parter. I heard that on Who Are These Podcasts. Yes. They did another one.

It's actually how I knew. That's the only way I know. With John, I love it. Go to Who Are These Podcasts. It's John that's the only way I know with John. I love it go to who are these podcasts And and you got to see what they do with the opi show They actually tag like every show they do now about other podcasts They give a little Greg opi use update at the end and it's fucking brilliant Like again, I just listen to this guy and go oh my god. knows me. This guy knows everything I fucking went through.

It's pretty dead. I don't know how he gets all the info right, but he does. All right, so that's, I have to play that. Anthony Cumia talking about the fact that we nail it when we talk about Greg Opie Hughes. The reason. The little man, Joey's listening to the show.

That's fucking great. So I get made fun of him. I talk about this a lot I went on an anti kumi a show back in August. He had me on as a guest and I did an hour on the show and it was amazing He was like a rabid fan about W a D. P. He was just that's fucking cool. He's gushing over it very very cool So the reason why they're talking about it this time is because Very cool. So, the reason why they're talking about it this time is because Opia set up a new rant line. And this is Anthony setting up this bit

that they're gonna talk about. Opia's new rant line. Anyway, Opia's doing, I think it will help him out a little bit. He's doing a Opia radio rant line. Now, I would think this is just him repackaging the FU line. We used to have the FU line on the O&A show. And people could call up at any time. It was a number we would put out there.

And then we would play some of the clips of people just getting shit off their chest. All right, so that's him setting this up. What ended up happening was, Opi's show put out a six minute long podcast of their producer Joey talking about this new rant line that they have. Okay. So you have a wide people who can call when they leave a voicemail?

Yeah, I do too. I don't put out a special podcast explaining all the rules to it. No. This show, this rant line has so many fucking rules. And I, I implore people to go on and check out this OP radio podcast, six minutes long talking about how the rant line works. Here's a, I'm starting to see why people call them the Maddox.

And dude, it's the parallel's instructions. The parallels are unbelievable. I don't even understand how this is possible, but opium ads are the same fucking person. He's called the boys male in advance, write it out. That helps me. That's the whole lot to read. That's exactly right.

All right, so this is setting up this call to action as Joey calls it. And listen to this shitty morning zoo shit. They have to splice in there. For now, we want to add a new feature to our podcast, so we've hooked up the O.T. radio ran line for you. This initial call to actions only going out to our core subscribers. It will be first come, first served.

First burp on the new podcast. There you go, right that one there. So when you call your name, where you're from, and then don't shit the bed for goodness sake. All right, Tim, Jesus. And I gotta tell you, Maddox is doing a lot of that morning zoo shit with this production, do you heard that?

I hate it, I've heard a little bit of it. He would always try to do that shit on the oil. The guy had four sound effects and he could never hit the right one. Like, you know, it edited the shit out of it. And you can hear it when you listen to the uncooked ones. You can hear them fumble like every single time. Baby winding, baby winding, poop sound. Oh, no, there were there was the sound of Becky looking for. Um, is this a, it sounds like a scam, this voicemail line. I've never, like, why is it exc- it sounds like a secret party? Well, it's a secret party. Exclusively.

If you want to smoke weed in our secret party, call the voice. So listen to this part. This is amazing, Dick. They, for some reason, talk about the fact that only call in if you're a fan of the show, if you're not a fan. So they have a ton of haters. And I'm not joking with you, Dick.

I'm taking full credit. I think that this part of this promotion is about me. Listen to this. Well, actually two minutes is the limit. And if you go that long, you better be worth our service space. Well, you won't be blocked. And speaking of blocked, I have the ability to do just that, so if you're not looking to help our show be better, and I'll take great pleasure in doing it. We only want true fans of OP radio,

but that's not to say that we won't take criticism. It just better be constructive. We're a family, a community, and it's all about giving you a unique podcast that evolves in a way that makes us all satisfied. What the fuck is that? He hasn't even get out the number yet. This is three minutes in. He hasn't even told you what the number is he's going.

By the way, if you're a dick, we'll block you, fuck you, we'll all will come and rip your mom we don't like you like it sounds like he's actually trying to talk to you like okay okay you guys got us can you just stop being mean please I'll block you I'll I'll enjoy doing it we're a family don't mess up our family picnic is that weird? This is the guy from Open Anthony, which is the meanest fan base to ever exist. Yeah.

These are just, I reviewed Compton. Those people are fucking mean. They hate people. But Open Anthony are the meanest fucking people. So this is Dave Landau, who's Anthony's co-host, him and Ann talk about threatening this fucking call to commit life crisis. That's instructions.

Right, listen, this is these guys, riffing on how threatening that is. Yeah, just too long and it's too long. We're gonna block you and all this shit, please. It's threatening. And the whole thing is like, we want to be a community. Like they want, it's the FU line, but the nice FU line. First of all, it happened to him. It's massively insecure.

Yes, it's insecure to sing and to block you. And the other part is, it's the ONA universe. I've been in it for five months. There's not a lot of camaraderie, motherfucker. Welcome. You're not a community here. Oh my God. He's just Christ. You're not a community here. Oh my God.

Jesus Christ. We're not a community. I've also been listening for 15 years. I can count on my hand. One hand, I'm in terms of, it's something nice. Nice. Right. So they do a better job of explaining that than I do.

If you're not trying, if you're not gonna support the show, then we don't, it's like an angry mom. Like, you know, it's like getting yelled at by, like getting yelled at by your mom versus your dad, like, okay, mom, you know, I can see that you're losing it already. It just by just by yelling at me, like I can see you're getting unfrained. You know that feeling when you're exactly that's the feeling I get listening to the OP instruction threatening voicemails of being a good listen asshole I know you

think you're gonna prank this line you your buddies are gonna have a lot of fun fuck that shit it's not going down okay I'd be with three days until you said it you've done you've done it you've done it you've finally done it you've got so many so many negative people who don't wanna support the show that that's it. I'm blocking you. I'm blocking you. And if your father ever comes home, then you're gonna really hear it.

You just wait. You just wait, mister. This is gonna be a problem. Yeah, I set up a voicemail line and I told my wife, I'm like, yeah, we have a voicemail line now and we have a lot of haters on the show. She goes, oh, why would you do that?

I don't fucking care. People can call it and say whatever the fuck they want. I've never once said, all right, here's our voicemail line. Please tell me how great I am. I only want a year. The show's going really well and it keeps getting better. What the fuck, what is that? I don't even understand.

It's so weird. It's such a weird way to look at people. Like this is a message that will resonate with no one. Right? Exactly. Especially the O and A audience. So I want to take credit for this too. Anthony is critiquing Opie's podcast

and he got this from us because this is what we're making fun of him for. Buy yourself a microphone. By the way, I should set this up. He calls into the Opie's hotline. So on his show, he gives out the number dollar his fans. It says, don't, don't use this number, but here's the number. And then he calls in. And this is some of what he says on, on Opie's voice now. By yourself a microphone. I heard you had like, you had three guests and you didn't have enough microphones. Why a microphone? We made a few bucks. You're a millionaire. Open that wallet up. Jesus Christ, Greggy. We did a show where we reviewed Opie's show and he had Stuttering John and Jackie the joke man from Howard Stern.

And then he has this guy, Carl Ruiz, who's his, and by the way, it's pronounced Ruiz. Someone tried to correct me on Twitter. It's Ruiz. It's notewind, it's not Rewind. Anyway, so we had those guys on, and they only had three microphones for four people, and two chairs. It's the Westwood One podcast. Is it not in a building?

It's in a building. It's in a building. It's been described, I haven't seen a picture of it because he hasn't put that out there. It's been described as a cubicle. It's an up building. It's an up building. He's it's been described. I haven't seen a picture of it because he hasn't put that out there It's been described as a cubicle It's his new studio. I put together a podcast with enough microphones and enough chairs It in the middle of the desert in Abu Dhabi right. I think you can show a little more respect for your guests than that microphones are not expensive at this point. No

than that. Microphones are not expensive at this point. No. Anyway, last clip I want to play from Anthony Cumia show from this past Tuesday. He picks up a call and the caller is excited about. Jacktober. Are you familiar with Jacktober? No. So opening Anthony used to do this bit and it's kind of what WATP is based on.

They would listen to other morning shows and just rip them apart. And it was the funniest thing. Yeah. And Anthony once again gives us kudos. So of course, I have to play that Chris from Tampa Florida. What's up, Chris? They Anthony, I'm listening to that six minute intro. The Opie thing and you guys riffing on it and always having flashbacks of joktober. Yeah, it is October.

That was almost a joktobering of opius, which you know is kind of an homage to a bit we used to do on the ONA show, the joktober. Every day during October, we would pick another radio show and pretty much just tear the shit out of it because there's so much bad radio out there. We should do October's for some podcasts, but what are these podcasts are really doing

that? That's, they're doing a very good job of it. Every, every week I guess they put out a new one and it's, it's terrific. I couldn't be happier that someone's taken the ball and run with shitting on other people's work. Guy. Fuck it out. Oh, that's fantastic. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a big success, which means I have to play our favorite jingle here. It's a lot, big, three, laugh. Call us take it off, big, three, laugh. This is two of the shows that you tell you why you go. Sit back, it's taking a big, three, laugh. All right. All right. Dick, this has been a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. I really enjoyed when you called into my show, too.

That was a blast. I appreciate that. I enjoyed that. I'd love to have you on the show again. If you're interested, I've taken up a lot of fun. I really enjoyed when you called into my show too. That was a blast. I appreciate that. I enjoyed that. I'd love to have you on the show again. If you're interested, I've taken up a lot of your time today. But absolutely. Absolutely. You know, I didn't even get to tell the story

of when I took 80s girl to this place called Cat House on a Hill. Oh, please, please do. We were driving to Yosemite and she really, she's like, oh yeah, let's just stop at this little place called the, it's got cat, cat house on a hill. It's no big deal. Really, it really means a lot to me.

It was a cat, it was a, like a three acre farm with foster kittens, with like a, I think it was 850 cats. It was the most disgusting experience of my life and listening to that podcast brought like there was a cloud like pig pen on the entire on the entire things. These cats had literally taken over a house and a farm. Um, I've watched, I've watched hoarders where these people have like 30 cats. Like they will take over, they will destroy everything.

Yeah. I love, I love, I love animal hoarder so much. I get some kind of sick cynical orgasm watching that. Yeah, you you fucking cry. You bitch. I'm sitting there beating off with one hand. I'll rewind it when they break them. You know, Oh, one more one more. Come on.

Ah, will they find the dead cat underneath the sofa? It's been there for three years. Are like, is this your cat, ma'am? Oh my god. You're exactly right for three years. They're like, is this your cat, ma'am? Oh my God, you're exactly right. They're remote in one hand, like putting in slow motion. The other hand just totally going to sound.

That's great. Yeah, I love this show. All right, yeah, man, it's been a pleasure. You are doing a great job here. Oh, you know what? Real quick, Dick, I got to read a couple of reviews of the best debate in the universe. Okay.

I found these online, so you know that because of you, he had to change his iTunes feed? Oh, yeah, because I stole. Tare, because I stole back the old one, yeah. That was so amazing. That was one of the best things I've ever heard of my life. So because of you, we had to put up the best debate in the universe, parentheses again.

And so his new feed has nothing but negative reviews. And there's so fun. I just want to read a couple of them to you. This is one from August 19th called, the title is Poopcast, One Star. And it says, if a dog took a poop, ate that poop, and then pooped it out again, I would rather consume that than this podcast. Here's another one. It's just awful. One star. and then pooped it out again, I would rather consume that than this podcast. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's what is, where do the biggest problem go? One star. This show is much worse.

Bring back the old co-hosts who originally appeared on number 113. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. I don't know if you saw that one or not, but that was fucking hilarious. Oh, that's it. Oh, I just love the cleverness that the that Dick show fans put into their cruelty. It's delicious. I read more so delicious.

Like the way the Marquis de Saad describes eating excrement. Every piece is so succulent. I read the Reddit all the time. And I've always said that you know a show is good when the Reddit is just mean. Yeah. And your Reddit is so fucking mean. I love it. So great. Well, this is the time we normally be playing a teaser for next week. I didn't have time to figure out what show we're doing next week. So there will be no teaser. And so with that,

I say, please join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone I'm gonna get you a little bit more. Think about it, once you finish the internship, I'm gonna be listening to you. Fuckin' things suck! This dude is fuckin' corned! All of it's bad, none of it's good. That's bad, please go on.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Dick hey, man, you're really good at this. Did you crush you cross? How do you move it so fast? But it's like I feel like I'm on old-style radio like bam bam Clips clips clip thank you. That can't even keep my voice mails straight But you're really on top of it. It's incredible. That is my claim to fame.

I've had other podcasts host come on and call us with me. And that's the one compliment I get, not that I'm quick-witted or interesting. But they're like, you move the show log very well. I don't want anything to be boring. It's just like, keep going. What's the next? What else is going on?

Yeah, it really puts me on my, like I was doing the Ralph Retort where it's three hours. Guys getting progressively more and more shit faced than this is like, oh yeah, okay, okay, I gotta be here to play. Good, good, that's what I like to hear. That's actually the best compliment I can get.