Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep128 - Amy Schumer Presents 3 Girls 1 Keith

Episode Date: November 11, 2018

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Amy is the host along with Rachel Feinstein, Bridget Everett, and Keith Robinson. These are all comedians. Yeah, I gathered that. You gathered that. There are comedians who are not shy about being famous. Yeah. And think that people want to hear all about them and how important they are. I want to play this show set up because Kroger and I listened to some episodes from season two, their new season,

available only on Spotify. And I don't know if you listen, I sent you over all three episodes since they started the season. This is one from the most recent episode. And they're talking about their families. And it's all about getting back to the family. Listen to how pretentious this setup is. Today we were gonna talk about our families a little bit and how our families fueled us as artists. Ooh, yeah, oh, hey me. That's so funny. I pulled that exact same clip.

Because it was, I had flashbacks of the Adam Crowler show. It was like, I'm gonna talk about how my mom never supported me. And my dad never saw my comedy. And, oh boy. They fueled our artistry and why we're so amazing today is because though they're up speak on that We're talking about our families. Yeah, and how they became we became such amazing people. They reminded me of family guy Gonna go to compelling protagonist Yeah, good. Oh, good. Obstacle for him to overcome. Yeah.

The story brewing there working on I said narrative beginning middle and end some friends become enemies some enemies become friends Yeah, at the end your main character is a richer for the experience. Yeah. Yeah. All right What do you got? You got some some clips to talk about with this setup? The most recent episode, they start talking about families. They bring in some guy, I think his name was Kevin or something. And he starts telling horrific stories. Like stories about him and his siblings hiding under the bed

when their drunk and dad would come home. Yeah. Fire off my number three. This is they talk about the dad dying. My dad has been dead for a little over two years. I'm sorry for your loss. Thank you. So, uh, every time. Sorry for your loss. Sorry for your loss. Sorry for your loss. My dad's alive and I'm just like, what the fuck?

Yeah. You know. So I don't get that. I don't understand it. It actually comes up a couple times where they start chanting and shit. I have the exact same thing. Yeah. Amy starts this chant as she decides this is the funniest thing. It's strange. It's very strange.

I didn't understand it. And then, so, we continue on with more horrific childhood abuse stories and also we'll get an idea of like the production of the show. There's these weird like, you know, breakbeat drumbeats that come in. If for no reason here's my number four. My dad would tickle us. Oh, come on. He was drunk.

So he would just you'd tickle too hard. Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah, that's good times right there. That's a lot of fun for your comedy podcast. That is good. That is good good times. Well, then they try to make some comedy here. This is like, so they watch a video of the dad dying

and then they play a game around it. This is number five. All right, let me grab this because I have, again, the exact same clip, but I have the setup of, this is the special guest they have on this guy Cole. Okay. The other guy, Kevin, you were talking about, he was out there talking about his family. Yeah. He's the producer of the show.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, I couldn't make that. I know. They don't explain any of this shit. And I know you don't have to explain it. I know I got it. Come town. I know.

There's no rules around podcasting. I don't come town. I got it. But this guy Cole comes out. I've never heard of. No one's ever podcasting. I don't come down. I get it. But this guy Cole comes out of. I've never heard of. No one's ever heard of. They don't introduce him well. You don't know that he's a celebrity gastro. He's a celebrity.

I don't think he is. But he does talk about the fact that he has a video of his father on his deathbed. I do have a video of my dad on his deathbed. I'd like to see your dad dying. Can I check it out? Yeah. Yeah, let's see. This is so fucked up. Let's see. Here we go. Cole's dying dad. His mouth is kind of open. Oh, that was it. That was it. So pounded her past my dying dad. Do you wanna pound it? Or do you wanna pass?

Pass. Do you wanna pound it? Or do you wanna pass? Sound it. That was what you were talking about. Yeah, good time. So then they go around the table or they're gonna pound or pass on the dad.

Can I point something out here, this singing that they do on the intro and throughout their different bits that they do? Yeah. This is this woman Bridget Everett. Are you familiar with this woman? No, no, no. Okay. She made some appearances on Amy Schumer's show and comedy central and she's been in movies and things. She considers herself a cabaret performer and she loves singing.

She's a poem woman. Yeah. Yeah. I mean she's... She's substantial. She's round. Okay. In a lot of ways. Up here, yeah. She's shapely and there's just one shape. And she likes to get sexy and sing these songs. So that's what you're hearing with all this nonsense. So as Kroge mentioned, they have this game, pounded her past, we're gonna go around and come up with someone or something, and you just say whether you would have sex with that person or thing or not.

Yeah. That's the premise. All right, is this your... So, do my number six, this is the end of the pounded her past at the dying dad. I'm gonna pound his dad, I'm gonna pound his dad. That's the last key. I'm gonna pound his dad. I'm going to pound his dad. I'm going to pound his dad. I'm going to put some

temptations on. Papa was rolling stone. And I slowly rough tickle him. And then we're gonna go at it. That's beautiful. So there you go. I mean, that's that's where we're at. I don't I don't know that the music at the end is adding anything to the bit. I like he brought the you know, sometimes you got to come back around on the tickling abuse, but hey, the thing I didn't like about that bit and I like that they do bits. I like that they have things like, oh, this is the part of the show where we do this pounded or pass. Yeah. The problem is, because their comedians,

I'll try to be funny, the funny angle is always pounded. So all of them said they would fuck the guy's dead father. Yeah, of course. Because if you said, I actually don't enjoy sleeping with corpses, and even when he was alive, I wasn't attracted to him. That wouldn't be as funny, I guess. So instead, all of them are explaining how they would seduce this guy.

It's weird, right? It got a little weird there. Yeah. Alright. So Amy Schumer is talking about, they're talking about their families. And just like you said, Adam Crawl, perfect example. To even bring up your family and your upbringing, you're very pompous at this point. You're assuming people give a shit about you that much.

You're so important that we need to hear about how you grew up. And I call this track Boring Anichtof. Oh no, I tortured Kim, my little sister. God knows. I mean, weird little, like very specific things. Like I would make her listen to the soundtrack to Phantom of the Opera. And I was like, I'm the phantom.

And my mom would, Kim would be like, go in my mom's room, like I'm scared. And she'd be like, do you want to sleep with Amy? She's like, no, it's Amy, I'm scared and she'd like do you want to sleep with Amy? She's like no, it's Amy. I'm scared I was that silly it's boring. You're boring everybody Great boring everyone. That's the dumbest story I've ever heard of my life that sucked I would play the Phantom of the Opera for my sister and say I was the Phantom. Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, so Keith Robinson I like, I think is a funny guy,

he talks about his family, and he actually is a big fan of his family. He was off-put a little bit by everyone motherfucking their families, like I love my family, they come to my shows, and I enjoy them. What a weirdo. I know, what a weirdo,

but he does say this, which only comedians say this my grandfather was hysterical My brothers of both funny and I mean there's just funny It's the this fake modesty thing that comedians like to do. I've heard a lot of comedians say that they always do that Like wow, you know who's funny my my brother is the funniest guys way funnier than me and no other profession I've never seen an interview with Jimmy Page, where he goes, yeah, I had some good licks, but my half brother, he has guitar songs. He invented progressions that no one else heard.

I've never gone to a surgeon. He's like, all right, I'm gonna perform Heart Surgeon, your father. I want you to know that both my brother and my sister are way better heart surgeons than I am. I suck at heart surgery compared to these guys. What is this fake modesty that comes only from comedians? It's weird.

And then this is a clip where Cole, so this gas that they have on it, is talking about his alcoholic mother. Ooh, and his alcoholic mother goes out to the bar every single night. And he explains the certain time, the certain scenario. And this is a very weird reaction out of Amy. I don't know what she's going for here. And then one night she didn't come home. Where was she? She got in a car accident and then she had to go to rehab.

Was she? She got in a car accident and then she had to go to rehab. He asked me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, that, though, Amy does a lot of this stuff where she changes her voice in order to get a laugh. She does a little girl voice, or she puts vocal fry on. Here's an example of that. This is an Amy punchline with changing her voice. Yeah, and my parents were like, we're going to worst. I was like, okay, cool. Like more presence. The get.

I mean, seriously, I was too hot because it's my... 16 nights motherfucker. Right. Is that her way of telling the people on the show because it's my... 16 nights motherfucker. Is that her way of telling the people on the show to laugh at her joke? I get the sense that she's surrounded by yes man on the show.

Yeah. And they're all just laughing at whatever she has to say. Yeah, there was a bit of that, a bit of the force laughter. There was a bunch of the people talking over each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was very unstructured, even though they had like bits that came in and out.

Can we talk about the fact that it's only available on Spotify? That's, yeah. Do you know why that is? I do not. Amy Schumer signed a million dollar deal with Spotify to have the exclusive rights to her podcast on only that streaming network. Really?

Yes. No, she's Spotify now thinks they're fucking right and checks like they're Netflix. Yeah, what the fuck? That's short-sighted right there. Yeah. Podcasts are a dime a dozen. Amy Schumer is, I understand she's very popular. She has a lot of fans.

Yeah. In the world that I live in, everyone hates her now. So I don't's very popular. She has a lot of fans. Yeah. In the world that I live in, everyone hates her now, so I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what her fan base looks like. I know she's a movie star. In fact, they announced that she has a new film coming out. Hey, do you hear about this? She did. Do you hear about this new film? She's gonna be the lead role in George Orwell's Animal Farm.

Yeah. Do you hear about that, grush? No shit. So they'll pay Taylor Swift a tenth of a tenth of a tenth of a penny, but they'll pay Amy Schumer's real $1,000. That's fucking wild, man. Good point. This is a clip that I call the inception of dumb jokes.

Oh, here we go. This guy Cole was a gay man, and he's talking about the fact that he was having sex with his partner, and they were doing a father-son scenario. Ooh, do you remember this? No, I might have blocked the sound. I know. I can tell by looking at you, you're like,

what podcast are you listening to? Yeah, I don't know. They were role-playing in a father-son scenario. And a couple of guys tried to make jokes, and this is, I'm impressed by how bad this is. Yeah, I recently did speaking of families. I did father-son role-play. I was the dad.

You did not, you were not the dad. You put two socks on and, I don't understand. Tell us some dumb jokes. Yeah. I was like, Amy Schumer says, so you were the dad,

did you tell some dumb jokes? She said, tell dumb jokes, that's a dumb joke, that's like an inception dumb joke. I didn't know how you pulled that off. Joke within a joke. Norm McDial would be proud

of how terrible that is. Hey, so here's an example of be proud of how terrible that is. Hey, so here's an example of what I thought was a good line. Here's number 14. Okay. Yeah, no, that's a bunch of bullshit. I never cared for a museum. I've named one thing that you've ever seen in a museum. I can't raise your heart for like, nice things.

This is a quote from Rachel Feinstein. This museum is dog shit and she slammed the door to Anne Frank's house and never looked back. Never looked back. I like lies, lies, lies. Fake news, Anne. All right, so I'm giving her that one. Too many tags at it, but I agree.

And that was a funny one. A shit ton of people talking over each other. Right. But there is like, they are professional comedians. You know what I mean? There is something going on. Well, one of the episodes we listen to mm-hmm head David Talon yeah, and I tried pulling some clips from that I didn't pull a ton of clests because it was funny because it was very funny

I mean David Tal has got to be one of the greatest He's my favorite said he's fucking hilarious and Him and the gang and there were real like natural like as soon as he came in they were everybody was just kind of chill They were telling comedy stories it was pretty cool I have a clip of that I called this a funny joke from David's out what is you drink when you drank a whiskey and I was gonna say that nobody really drinks whiskey whiskey anymore it's all has to be like flavored or like

you know a rescue dog peed on it, a little something extra to it. I, I heard that, and I thought, you know, Tommy Brunette, are you listening? You, you could have like, rattlesnake Rosie, put her underwear in the barrel and let it soak or something. There's something you could do, it's a good gimmick. Ah, that's a very local joke. Yeah, that's, that's all I can't write there. That was a Rochester joke.

Inside Drunken Baseball. Yes. But yeah, David Tell, I didn't pull a lot of clips from that because that was mostly funny stuff. And then Amy on that episode, because they're talking about drinking. Yes. And David Tell says, you know,

you should have your own line of alcoholic, George Clooney does with Casamigos, and Amy says something that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. If I can make enough money doing it, I'll sell my underwear Hard pass That's not that one holy shit. All right. What else you got crush?

So well here's David's help coming in I thought this was like a rocky introduction, but here's number seven Thank you. This is this is This was like a rocky introduction, but here's number seven. Thank you. This is, this is, it's real laugh right in here, huh? Rachel is hung over. I'll good for you. Anyway, so he comes in, everybody's sitting there all hung over.

He doesn't drink anymore. They did get some funny shit going there. I don't know why I pulled this clip, but here's number nine. They discussed the first penis they ever saw. It's a teachable moment. Well, you know, the first dick I ever saw was in Schindler's list. I swear to God. I swear to God.

I swear to God. I swear to God. I was crying for very different reasons. Schindler's. There was. There were a bunch of, you know, people in concentration camps. elderly. That was my intro to the mail-in enemy was seeing these people carted off to the showers. It really didn't, it took me a while to want to see a dick again. You know what I mean? Well, I showed, what was your Hanukkah life?

No. The first Hanukkah, he stepped up. I'm a stepper. You're gonna try to top that shit in his list, but? We went all eight nights. I don't know why. We just, we kept going. Eight nights, four inches.

That's what the hell I'm asking. So I don't know why I bowed that, eight nights eight nights four inches So I don't know why I pulled that but I gotta talk a lot about it. All right good. I was enjoying that episode Yeah, I think David Tell could make this show fog. Yeah, that's how good that guy's a tall order. It is Here, let me play one. This is called great Song Terrible Bit. This is number 15. Okay. I think it's time for a segment we like to call, okay, now I'm horny. And that's where we talk about stuff that's basically making us horny. Oh, okay. Now I'm horny. Oh, you got it.

You're good. You're good. Doppin'. Somebody asks, oh, what kind of drinks do you like? I say, how much time... Hold on, can I just pause? I'm like,in'. Somebody asks, oh, what kind of drinks do you like? I say how much time? Hold on, can I just pause? I'm like, look at that. I know what this woman looks like.

She talks about being drip drip party or something. Just like, oh! Oh, this is my, this is it. I get the slide whistle. I'm very excited about it. Okay, getting back to your cliff here. What makes them horny?

Yes. Because we both love a battery shard and eggs. Just an oaky, oak oak oak chardonnay. But hey, I'll drink mostly any red wine, tequila drinks, kettle and martinis. I love scotch. I really like salsa hornitos.

Oh, now I'm hornitos. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hi. Hi. Cross these piss off at all of our clips.

Yeah, really. That's funny. That's it. It goes on forever, though. Right. Here's what makes us horny, and then they name every type of alcohol that exists. I don't, I don't, yeah. Sorry.

Okay. Later on in that episode, Amy is setting up a scenario that happened with her when she used to drink too much. I think it's not a surprise to anyone in here that I one time came out of a blackout while a stranger was going down on me. Didn't remember meeting this man. And I was like, I was like tapping him

to try to get a look at him to see if his face rang a bell. All right, so we have an exclusive here on WATP. Amy came to from a blackout. There was a guy going down him. She didn't know who that guy was. I happen to know who that guy was. No kidding. Yeah. Andy. That's out of the bag now, Andy. No, everybody knows.

So he got to be the goat? That's right. Here's more Amy doing a weird voice. I can't make Heather Heather Taylor's of what the fuck she's saying here. I'm hoping you can help me out. But I remember telling you, Amy, I was like, my parents are coming they're bringing all the way around and you're just like, it's just as bad as you think it's gonna be.

You just get over it. Yeah, like, there's no like, maybe in a mean, a mean, a mean, a mean, a mean. No, it's hell. Ugh, all right, I zoomed in on that. Yeah. Listen to this again. Maybe in a mean by night.

What is that? What did she say there? I'm gonna go with, maybe it'll be a fun night. Maybe it'll be a fun, I honestly have no idea on that. We'll try this again. Maybe in a mean by night. All right, nice job. You speak that fucking like it.

Seriously, that's a big bimbo. Look at this, right? That is seriously impressive. I never would have guessed that. At the end of the podcast, they do a credits reel. And there are certain podcasts that do this. I'm always surprised it takes that many people to put together a show with a bunch of people just talking and then they edit in some drum loops

in the post. But this is the credit reel. Three girls one Keith is a Spotify original podcast. Our executive producers are me, Amy Schumer and Kevin Kane. Our executive producers at Spotify are Natalie Tulla and Robin Hopkins. Three girls one Keith is produced in collaboration with the team at Gilded Audio Design, Andrew Chug, Whitney Donaldson and Dan Rosato. That just seems like a lot. And I decided I should have my own credits. Yeah.

Here on WATP. Of course. It's what we've been missing. And I do have to give a little bit of credits to Chris for planning the seed, but this is our, for the end of the show now, we're going to start playing our own WATP credits. Who are these podcasts? It's a show for jerks? It's produced by Carl, with executive producer Carl, and associate executive producer Carl. WATP's social media is managed by Carl. The website is updated from time to time by Carl.

The host of Who Are These Podcasts is Carl Carl and the co-host is whichever of Carl's friends responds to his late-night text. Special thanks to all the people who make this show happen in alphabetical order. Carl! All right, it's beautiful. It is beautiful. Now we know. Now we know how this all happens. When I heard that Amy Schumer had a podcast, I used to listen to her on Open Anthony years ago and she would tell these stories. She was a compelling guest on those shows because she would tell these stories about getting into a cab and letting the cab driver finger on the way home. She's just a dirty girl who just kind of lets it all out there and this is a story

that is what you would expect from Amy Schumer. I one time had an indiscretion with a, uh, a workout instructor. Meaning I went home with him and he was at the ceiling hoarder and he ate me out on a, um, sheetless mattress while I made eye contact with his rot wiler. Now. I have to say there's a promo video on YouTube for their show being on Spotify now. It's a cheesy one minute video where they're all going,

what's my line? What do I say here? So I was reading the comments underneath there and somebody wrote, looking forward to hearing more about Amy's vagina, which is pretty much her stick, right? Just talking about her vagina most of the time. And how much fun her vagina used to have. Let's get a listen to her sex life nowadays.

This is number 16. Yeah, okay. At this point, if like my husband like threw me against the wall or you know, like pulled my hair a little or so, I'd be be like what are you doing? Relax. We have to watch 90 day fiance in a minute so simmer down. So let that be a lesson to all you younger gentlemen listening out there.

Yeah right. Amy Schumer is known for doing vagina jokes and self deprecating. Even her movie, her big movie was her being a slot and just sleeping around and then finally settling down it. That seems to be her thing. The first episode of the new season, they have this woman on, this Korean American, Harvard educated, Nobel Peace Prize nominated, perfect person in every way, guest.

And dummy here, this Amy Schumer, tries to get political, which is so obnoxious. This is where she loses me. This is what I call dummy gets political. Yeah, that's awesome. And this year is so important, like so important to vote. You know, it's all about setting up for the next 5, 10, 20 years with people that we're electing now. So, you know, you hear Jerry, uh, Jerry, Jerry meandering.

Jerry meandering. Jerry meandering. Jerry meandering. That's the most critical. Jerry meandering. Yeah. That's what it's called. Jerry meandering. Oh, man. You could have pulled that out and bust. Oh, she had no idea what you're talking about. Amy's become a very political person. I don't know if you see her tweets or anything, but you know, between her and her uncle, Chuck Schumer there, it's a lot of politics going on. She obviously doesn't even understand what's going on. She doesn't know about gerrymandering, and then she also explains that this election is all about the next five, ten, and twenty years. And listen, I don't know what the right,

I don't know how long you said, and every governorship around the country, but I'm pretty sure it's like two, four, and six, is usually the, how long we're electing people for, right? Am I crazy to say that? Am I an idiot? Yeah, that's, I've never heard five, 10, and 20. Crash, but I had some straws there.

And then she explains why your local election I never heard 510-20. Graspin' at some straws there. And then she explains why your local election really, really matters. And you know that she means it because you put the vocal fry on so fake. So a lot of people care about congressional races, but it's the representatives and senators that are in the state house that determine this. So your local elections really matter. It really, really matter. Ugh. Ugh.

Ugh. So while they're talking to this guest, they try to do the balancing act of like, let's talk about a serious topic. Yeah. But let's also make it, make some jokes and keep it light. And I feel like they fail in both counts. This is number 10.

OK. First of all, rape cases are mainly adjudicated in state courts, which is why rise has to keep on passing the sexual assault by the offense. And adjudicated is when you have abut mitzvah? Yeah, no, it's basically that cases can only be tried in state courts. Yeah, so they go in a long jag about the difficulty that victims of sexual violence. I've found that to be nothing but fought. I don't know what you're talking about, Krause. Yeah, well we they going a long Jag about the difficulty that victims of sexual violence I found that to be nothing but fun. I don't know what you're talking about They keep trying to throw some jokes in there

I was just a little off it just cuz Ron let me play this one and let me put out of warning if we got any 14 year olds on Mushroom's listening. Yeah, you're gonna have your mind blown. This is number 13. And we're good. I love that space can make us feel, at least me makes me feel both so humbled, but also so special at the same time, right? When you look in the sky and you see all those lights, you're looking at the past. The photon from that star has traveled billions of years to reach your eye.

And the probability, have you heard of the Fermi paradox? Of course. Of course, yeah. Originally originated the Fermi paradox? Of course. Of course. Yeah. Originally originated of the Fermi paradox. Not totally. Was it off the hook? It was.

Ladies say it at the bar. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's the segment called talking astrophysics to dummies. Yes. It's embarrassing when they're having this conversation with this woman. It's very well educated. Yeah very well spoken

She is training to become an astronaut She knows a lot of shit and she's talking to idiots. Yeah, and it's embarrassing and she's not enjoying it all that much by the sound of it The other thing that and this is just outside of my World view so I apologize that people think this is cool outside of my world view. So I apologize that people think this is cool. Their guest Amanda explains how she writes laws and this is celebrated. Okay so do me favor and just kind of brag. Yeah just so I have written 19 laws. Yes, yes. How many of the past I'm all of them Who gives a shit who gives a fuck what is what is this thing guys?

Do we know have enough laws in this country is that the problem I break I've broken 17 laws today. Yeah, we don't have enough laws in this country. Yeah, you're writing more laws Oh good the government interfered on lines. Yeah, we don't have enough laws in this country. Like, yeah, you're writing more laws. Oh, good, the government get her fear to our lives. Yeah, fuck you. What is the celebration that we're doing? I don't understand it. I'm not a fan of this whole idea that we're celebrating this woman.

And she hates men. Yeah. They get into this whole hating man thing. Yeah. That she explains the whole hating man thing. Yeah. She explains the thing that she hates the most in life is this. You're so brilliant and patient. What pisses you off? Like what triggers you where you might lash out at someone?

Talks sick male masculinity. Okay, so the thing that she hates the most is toxic male masculinity. Oh, good times. I had to look this up, Crush. Did you know? Yeah, well, it's a lot different than toxic female masculinity, which I'm sure you found in your research.

But please, I don't have a lot of conversations about toxic male masculinity, because I'm not woke. Because it's made up or be, oh, right. Oh, go ahead. Well, do you know what it is? Because I did look it up to figure out

what's going on with this conversation. No, you got to enlighten me, because I've tried it up to figure out what's going on with this conversation. No, you got in light because I've tried to understand. Okay. So the toxic male masculinity or toxic masculinity is violent, it's acts of violence. Wow. Which is not masculinity, that's violence. Yeah. So they've taken this thing that males have called masculinity and they made it a bad thing.

Because violent males are bad. I agree with that. A thousand percent. The very idea of male-ness is wrong. Correct. In some of these circles. Yes. But also you have to go with that females never commit violent acts or violent crimes. Which I mean, if you guys have seen a newspaper, it's cool. It's very possible.

It makes sense if you don't think about it. I don't know exactly. Yeah, I thought that was interesting. This woman is celebrated. She's so amazing. And it's like, so what is it that bothers you about the world? Oh, half the population.

Oh, okay, great. Yeah, good to know. Good times. Let's talk more about how this episode starts off with this Nobel Peace Prize nominee. It starts off with Vagina jokes. It's Puss Nasty tonight. Oh, are we getting Puss Nasty?

Right at night, am I bad, just don't fight ya. It's right at night, am I bad, just don't fight ya. This is what the show is. This, like you said, this balancing act between, we gotta get the vote out, we gotta vote. It's politics, it's cherrymandering. And then, oh, my push is on fire. Yeah.

This nonsense around that. So they bring in this woman and they explain that she's nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and then they throw it to Keith to make a joke. So we went at the women's march. It kept in touch. Through time's up we reconnected and you know got to talking. You're amazing. Thank you. You are nominated for something right now. What are you nominated for? The Nobel Peace Prize. Okay, so Keith, what have you been nominated for? Well, I was the best wrestler in fifth grade.

I mean, in keys to fads, that's tough. I don't know how you're going to make fun out of that. Yeah, that's a tough one. And then this just goes into talking to Rachel Feinstein. And now she tries to come up with her own thing of why, you know, oh, no ball piece prize. Well, I got you beat. I was actually nominated to be knighted

to be the queen of getting post-mastic. Oh, shit! OK. OK. All righty, then. Apparently you don't have to make any sense at all if you say just say, what's nasty? It's funny and entertaining.

Yeah. I'm this show. I had no idea. Hey, I got one left if you want to hear the worst minute of podcasting ever. I would love to. They, well, they're wrapping up a show. Yes. One of the comedians takes a phone call and they don't edit it out, but they do bleep out the names and locations.

This is number 19. Okay. This is an agent call. Yeah, go ahead. Are you able to talk to her? Yes. Okay. This is so fun.

This is when you're eating. Hello. Oh hey, Julie. How's it going? Good. How are you? So they came back and said, okay, she needs to work. And I'm like, no, she's not working.

She'll be in winter on tario. I'm like, this was all cleared. So then they came back and said, okay, now we're going to move. So we've been looking at the flight from Detroit to LA We're gonna move. We're gonna move. We're gonna move. We're gonna destroy two LA and what time they could get you here. I can't because then I have to be a linch bear Virginia. Oh, you're going to knock down that monument. Okay, we're gonna find out. I'm gonna psychoanate right back.

I do. right back. I'll be back. I do it. I do it. One million dollars for this podcast, Chris. Brilliant production, my friend. Well done. Yeah, what the fuck was that?

We're going to take all the interesting elements out of this phone call. Yeah. So you have no idea what they're talking about, but we'll play the whole phone call. Yeah, yeah, baffling. Anything you'd want to know has been redacted. I think Keith Robinson says the best what he says. That's his terrible. That's how you know that something is not funny. When instead of laughing, somebody says that's hysterical.

Yeah, in that exact voice and manner, that's hysterical. I want to go back real quick to that guy, Cole. That's a steric all. Yeah. In that exact voice and manner, that's a steric all. I want to go back real quick to that guy, Cole, who was the guest on the show we listened to. They were talking about their families. And Cole is, I'm not sure what he does. Did you pick up on that? They didn't do a good job explaining what his name right.

Yeah. I was Googling him. I couldn't figure out who he was. They didn't do a good job explaining who he was or what he does and he talks about his family seeing his act. And now with performing like, does your family ever see you? No, no one's ever seen him. No one knows who this guy is. Has your family ever seen you?

No! No one's ever seen this guy perform. He sees nothing. It's not a thing. No one knows who this guy is. Oh. Gross, you have anything else you want to play from your clips? No, I don't have to.

You got a bunch of clips here. You don't want to talk about the intro or anything like that. No, not a dumb with three girls. You're the good thing. You're the good thing with three girls forever. All right, well, you sent me over some other clips here. I did. What are we talking about here?

I like that you take over the show from time to time. You know, and make it your own. I sometimes you got to do what you got to do, Carl. I like it. So a couple months ago, I drunkenly mentioned to our mutual friend, Chris. Hey, there's this podcast coming out. They got like two episodes out. And they talked about weird shit and rock and roll and whatever.

Anyway, so you guys turned around and you did. Who are these podcasts, episode 105? The title was Discreased Land Sox and Crojas and Asshole. And you were right about cows. I'm not. I can't say. Discreased Land. episode 105 the title was disgrace land socks and crojas and asshole And you're right about cowards. I'm not Disgrace led was a fucking garbage podcast so so got awful so but I For reasons I can't explain I've hung with it and the all the complaints that you guys had about it have multiplied oh wow and It's gotten way fucking worse and it's up for an award. So I saw that. Go ahead and hit number one. Let's let's hear what we're dealing with here.

All right. Discrets land. My little independent podcast was nominated for an I Heart Radio podcast award for Best Music Podcast. Oh no. Now seriously. Best Music Podcast. You're gonna hear some clips from this show like real clips that I actually pulled that are really from the show. And that, I mean, you'll get to hear what's up. And number two, he tells you how to vote for the show. Can I just ask a quick question, please? And I wanna let you go on this.

Of course. This is an amazing epiphany you're having. I come to Jesus, I love this. So what you're telling me is that, because you did recommend that we listen to Discrease Land. What you're telling me is that this is not a good show? I've come around to this. So I was right all along. Is that what you're telling me?

Alright, good to know. Alright, good bye to your clip. You're talking about voting, right? Yeah. To vote for Discrease Land, you can vote up to five times a day. I'm going to love it. All right, good match to your clip. You talk about voting, right? Yeah. To vote for this great thing. You can vote up to five times a day. What?

Now that's democracy in action, motherfucker. How about the five times a day? Five times a day. Jesus, fucking Christ. Oh, that's good shit. So, even American Idol has stricter standards than that. What do we talk, Kikapag? There you go.

Fucking I Heart Radio Awards. There you go. So, about? There you go. Fucking I Heart Radio Awards. There you go. So is that what he said, the I Heart Radio Awards? Yeah. I don't want them involved in podcasting. It's part of it. I don't want those fucking assholes involved. You renamed your company, was it at Archon before that

or which company was? Oh yeah, it was Clear Channel. Clear Channel, by the time. Yeah, they renamed themselves to I Heart Radio. So the worst fucking company name ever. I wish the stock would have plummeted that first second that happened. It has plummeted. But Jesus Christ these companies can't get out of the fucking way. Another doing podcast awards to this Graceland. All right, keep going. Well, I mean podcasts are killing off radio, but not podcasts like like disgrace land. So we get into we're covering

Spade Cooley who was a country music legend 30s and 40s emerges as wife. Here we're going to find Spade Cooley on the stand and because of the host's fucking magical powers he's going to take you inside the mind of Spade Cooley. Here's number three. If anyone's heard us do this show, this is what this guy is the best at. Spade's mind wandered back to this day in 1945, on the stand in 1961, on trial for his life at age 54, for the murder of his 36 year old wife, Ella May Cooley. Why his mind did this? He had no idea.

Ever since his dick got hard, he had this thing where certain women from his life, some in consequential, others very consequential, would just pop into his head out of nowhere. First of all, there's no way you could know that. Second of all, have you ever heard anyone talk like that? I can't make sense of what he just said. Ever since his dick got hard, dot, dot, dot, dot, are we talking about today's erection? Are we talking about when he was a small trial? Why am I thinking about this guy's erection in the fucking first place? There was a bizarre sentence. I don't know what he was talking about. There was like 64 and 45 and this chick and that thing. And it was part of this long soliloquy of him on the stand,

but he's thinking about this other shit. Anyway, now our next edition of Who Talks Like This, this is number four. Those are the days. Spade hadn't quite gripped life by the balls full-fistedly yet, but he was well on his way to tightening his grip. Who talks like this? Yeah, see, this is who talks like this. This is the problem with this guy.

He saw up his own ass, he's so pretentious. Oh boy. In the way that he fucking broadcasts. And you're exactly right. The problem I have with that is he's just making up a story. This is totally fucking made up. Yeah, no meanwhile. No, this is a reality at all.

A trial is a fascinating narrative device because there's so much going on, there's evidence, there's transcripts, there's all this stuff you can say. But instead, we're gonna talk about a sexual fantasy that he's having in his mind while he's on the witness stand. Let's get into some of the sexual experiences. Here's number five. And before anything even happened,

she felt the shame swell within her. Speed felt this dick start to chub up. Oh, Jesus Christ We really isn't the show what the fuck so now we've got Let's go out of here the rations and the victim of whatever the fuck now we're inside her mind You're right now. Let's get back inside spades wine. Well, he thinks about his ex-wife. Here's number six. No guy. And right now, one of them was back home in Fresno, filling his ex-wife with what Spade suspected was a very sizable small town cock. What? A sizable small town cock?

Who talks like that? I don't know. And why is this, why is this fantasy planted in this character's mind? And why are we talking about it? Anyway, this is a music podcast! They're dominated for the top music podcast. And since you mentioned that, Carl, let's get back to the music, play number seven. She can feel his penis now hard and pressing up against her belly.

She was repulsed, relieved at its size, or locked thereof. What the f***? What? Am I listening to my dad wrote a portal? This sounds like my dad wrote a portal. It's gotta be better than that, right? I mean yeah, it's actually way better. But this is a music podcast. It is it is. Oh shit So and here's there's also great fully work and I know are you still listening to this? I know you love great

I do a fully work. So let's play number eight. I consider myself a pretty good foli artist. She was one of the few sexual conquests that went unconquered. And because of this, she occupied a special place in Spade's memory bank. He fantasized about her frequently, not having sex with him, instead,

having sex with Ned Rasmussen. And the thought of the two of them going at it, it got spades blood pumping fast. His heart, if that was indeed a heart, beat like a Jean Coupa snare. Wow. Oh, Jesus Christ. This guy is fucking exhausting.

This guy's fucking lost his mind. It's exhausting. And again, we're still... Everyone who's petting this guy in a back is an asshole. Don't encourage this fucking behavior. And this is all foolish. The Sabers just tied it up. Wow, there you go.

I know, this is very, I'm very distressed, it's the day we get. I don't like that the fucking hockey schedule has hockey games on during my podcast. It's two weeks in a row now. Yeah, they really got to do something about that. Fucking this up. All right, go ahead, Crush. I've break up your full iPod, Jess. Yeah, what the fuck? do something about that fucking the South. All right, go ahead crush. I've break up your full eye podcast Yeah, what the fuck Sabers?

Thank you God Let's get a little bit. Let's do a little bit more sex. Here's number nine He could no longer see the defense attorney pitching softball questions I know just Ned Russ Musin with his perfectly quaffed hair leering down at him from behind Peggy Sue as he thrust his ample cock into the beautiful young virgin who had denied him. Speak cool, the king of Weston's wing. Oh, dude, oh my god. I don't want to hear ample cock on any podcast I listen to. And there's a music documentary.

Right. This is like, this is, you know, this is true crime plus music documentary. Oh my god. Can I just tell you that I hate this? I hate this. This is terrible. Come on. This clip is gonna turn it all around for you, little Carl.

Okay. In this clip, he uses a cool, like, mougues synthesizer sound. Yeah. I've heard that before from this guy. To accentuate a point. And I think this one, you're gonna like this. This is number 10. When did you stop calling him daddy?

When he killed my mother. Oh, he always used that stupid fucking thing. I don't know what that is, I don't know why it's there. So dramatic. And then just in my fucking, last time I was in, I had to listen to Howard Stern talk and the senior citizens jerking off. Yeah, so I'm out grossing you this time.

Oh shit. This is the last clip from Discretslain. Here's number 11. OK. He rubbed his shoulder and then mashed his slimy lips and his daughters. He crammed his tongue down his throat. All he could think about were the football players

at his school, with their broad shoulders and their big cocks wanting in on what was rightfully his, his daughter. Now I'm ho- N- N- N- N- N-

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There are there are no groups that will have me We shit all over this art form or whatever the fuck you want to call it and for good god damn reason Because anyone can have a podcast as proven by this Jamaican disgrace land. That's terrible. It's awful. It's an awful show. All right. It's very often that we revisit podcasts that we've talked about before. Oh wait, that's not true. Opie radio.

The Opie radio podcast. Okay. Okay, gross. We have a lot to discuss when it comes to OP radio. Big news happened this week and the only thing that's disappointing is that we're so late to get to it because this all went down I believe on Monday and you know we're recording on Saturday, this will come out on Sunday, so we're almost a week behind, but OP put out a video on YouTube. Did he ever? And this is amazing. I'm just gonna play it, it's a minute long.

I'm just gonna play the entire video. Yep, absolutely. And then we have much to discuss. Yo, Joe Rogan, I got a question for you. I saw that you were coming to New York City for. You, I can't do it. I can't just play the whole video. Let me set this up. Yeah.

He's walking down a street in Manhattan and he's got his phone up. He's talking into his phone. He's doing this video. He's spinning around with his phone. It's almost like a YouTube video from the 90s. Yeah. You can see the background's moving but his face stays right there

And he's just kind of walking down the street and he's talking to Joe Rogan. Yeah of all people who's not on the other end of the phone Who is nowhere near OP? Joe Rogan, I got a question for you. I saw that you were coming to New York City for The U.S.C. I mean people have to watch this video. Yeah, the visual. I can't do it justice. The visual is, Opie looks like a homeless man.

He's got the long shitty beard. It's not well managed or maintained. He's got his wool cap on. That's an off brand. And he's just walking down the street, ranting like a lunatic. Yeah, the audio's heartbreakingly sad, but the video just makes it that much sad.

Okay, all right, I'm gonna go play this time. Yo, Joe Rogan, I got a question for you. I saw that you were coming to New York City for the UFC, and I got excited, haven't seen you in a while. Sorry, DMG, and I also texted you saying, hey man Why don't you do the opi radio podcast it'd be great. I also said no pressure if you can't Also said congrats on the Netflix special, which was awesome

also said congrats on all the continued success no pressure but would love to have you on my podcast. And he never wrote me back. Huh? So right there, this is the most amazing part of the video. He says, I sent you this note. You never responded to my note. And he makes his face like, what are you fucking crazy? What are you nuts? Huh? It's like when the World Series champ, as Rural Cham is getting voted into the White House, and they're like,

nah, I'm not like, what? That's insane. This face that he makes is so telling with the psyche that is Greg Opie here. Huh? What's that about? I know damn well there was nothing I've done to you that would make you not even respond so maybe you could explain why you didn't DM me back or text me back when I actually do the OP radio podcast. Alright?

Alright. I do love you. And I do miss you. I just want an explanation. Peace. Okay. So that's the video. This video is up on YouTube.

OP posted to himself. Yeah. Why? That was the first question was, why would you publish this? Why would you possibly do that? It's crazy to see that OPI doesn't know he's not famous anymore. Yeah.

That's the sad part for people who are watching this and just reacting to it. And there's been a ton of reactions to this video. Yeah. None of them are favorable for OPI. Dude. But it's that sad thing. And I remember listening to Howard Stern with Rosie O'Donnell.

And Rosie O'Donnell, and this was years ago, she got back on the view and got herself back in the spotlight again, but for a little while there became unfamous. Yeah. And she was explaining how tough it is to go from being famous and not being famous. She said she went to the Super Bowl and she was sitting in the 300 section with all of the fucking jerk-offs who go to the Super Bowl. Yeah. And she had like her kids with her and she goes, I need a coach to

explain to me how to not be famous again. Open needs someone to explain to them that you don't have a platform Joe Rogan gives a fuck about. Yeah. Joe Rogan's podcast is the biggest podcasts in the world. Your podcast is made fun of by a jerk off in Rochester every week. Yeah, no shot a good show. I'm nobody cares about it.

Yeah, now I actually took the video, puts a music to it. I saw it on number, I don't know if you want to play that. I call it like, I would love to. All right. Here's Joe Rogan. I wrote you what you still ain't called me. I left myself.

GM. And my home phone is at bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn You must not have got it. They probably was a problem in the post office or something Sometimes I scribble the dresses too sloppy when I got them But anyways, what's been up, man? How's it? UFC my girlfriend's pregnant too. I'm not to be a father. If I have a daughter, yes, but I'm a caller. I'm a name. Joe Rogan What's that about?

That is well done. Nice work, my friend. That's great. It's so pathetic. This is Anthony Cumia talked about this of course, which is great and this is quick just Anthony's impression of Opie in that video. Joe, what happened? I texted you You didn't get back to me. I'm just sitting here spinning around. You spin me right around. If you're right around, like a record player, right around. The sad thing about this video is OBS to explain all the things that he said to Joe Rogan.

Yeah. He goes, hey, what's up, Joe? Just wanna let you know know I messaged you. I DMed you. I told you that your stand-up special was good. I congratulated you on all your success. Yeah. Like this is a weird thing.

I think he's trying to manipulate people to feel bad for him and turn on Joe like, Joe, this guy reshows to you and said, Oh, great, you are. You didn't respond to him. Is that what he was thinking and his head of that was gonna go down that way? The people were gonna be pissed off at Joe Rogan. Yeah, well, the whole thing of you owe me an actual nation, I found really troubling. Oh, it's amazing.

If I tax you, and then I hit the up and so's your media, and then I don't hear back from you, the medium is the message. That's everything I need to know about the situation this is a the kumi of talking about that specifically who were you to think anyone owes you an explanation for

for not getting back to you promptly so it was now it isn't even like he's saying hey get back to me about doing the show now it isn't even like he's saying, hey, get back to me about doing the show. Now it's, get back to me and explain to me why you didn't get back to me. That's psychotic. Yeah. Holy fuck. It's so embarrassing.

Oh, we put this out there. I love this. I didn't least talking about it. And what happened was Joe Rogan came into New York to do this UFC thing he went on Anthony's show and Anthony tweeted it out or he doesn't tweet but the show tweeted it out and they put it out there that they had Joe Rogan in studio And I think that oldbie saw that and got real but heard about it and so he made this video as a response

This is how Anthony found out Joe Rogan texted Anthony like what the fuck is your buddy doing what's this I get a text from Joe and he's like what is this like he's like what and it's a video I won't say the rest of the text or anything I don't want to tell tales at school but we had a little conversation about it. And he had sent me this video of Opie in the streets doing one of his videos where apparently he thinks he's got to spin around. So the background, but everything's got to be moving man. It's got to look cool and young and hip. So it's so funny to me that he put this out there for Joe Rogan to see obviously. Yeah.

And Joe Rogan does see it. Yeah. And immediately message Anthony, it says, dude, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Why would he do this? And this is Anthony immediately assumes it's because OP was feeling upset that he would Joe Rogan would go on Anthony show and not hope you and I assume And I'm only assuming but this is based on 20 years of knowing the guy that he saw that We had done an interview with Joe the pictures were out there and everything ever was posting them

We were posting stuff from UFC. So I'm sure he knew that we were hanging out so he then goes on from UFC, so I'm sure he knew that we were hanging out. So he then goes on YouTube on his account and posts a video of him which can only be described as a scorned boyfriend, like a scorned teen boyfriend. Yeah. Sending a video to his now ex-girlfriend asking what happened. I even gave it the benefit of the doubt because I felt so bad.

I felt bad. It is so pathetic. It is. It's so pathetic. A Dave Landau is on there and he's going, I tried my best to sugarcoat this and come up with an explanation on, on why maybe Joe would do our show and not, you know, they have land on this is the coho sound Anthony Kumio show, he says, why he would do our show and not do OP show

and he has an explanation for that. You know, maybe, and I was really trying to be nice. I was really trying to just give him the benefit of like, well, you know, he's busy and we have a very, just drop into some gin mill on the upper west side And it's a one-man operation versus an actual studio with the actual yeah with a schedule and I this is a nice Microphones

Oh It's on record that you have people show up to your show, you have to have microphones for them. You want the biggest podcast celebrity in the world to call you when he comes to New York, your show is garbage. You're hanging out at Gebhard's at the bar talking to Vic Hadley. Show working with us, nothing to do with that. No one wants anything to do with that, you fucking idiot. And then this is them talking about this whole idea that opi says you know i reached out to you no pressure no pressure

you do the show you cannot do the show no big deal no pressure and then he goes on youtube and calls them out that's no pressure no pressure is the text if he gets back to you then you think it's about if he doesn't then you'd leave alone no pressure this is pressure that's it alone, no pressure in there You fucking idiot and Dave Landau calls out how ridiculous it is that they would put this up on YouTube

The best place to put this I think is YouTube with a comment section We'll get to the comment for a guy who really takes that to heart. No the Comment even Joe. Oh, he goes look the comments to their brutal I'm like I can't it's bad. Oh, how sad is that even Joe Rogan who this video is for is reading to the comments I go out to what the fuck is right here. So we read some of these comments from Kevin Cav says Joe he's just not that into you, Rogan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. The reason you did this video is the exact reason

why he didn't want to do your podcast. Yeah, yeah. Sad to see him unraveling like this. It's pretty straightforward. You aren't worth his time. Sorry, bud. Jesus, dude. Baggy isn't becoming of anyone. Yeah.

Explanation. Why would Joe owe you something? What the fuck? What a needy person. And the comments just go on and on and on. It's, it's, I don't know what Opie thought was gonna happen. Yeah. By putting this together, it's depressing. Yeah, I mean, why make it public? Why let people comment? It's, yeah, it's b. Yeah, I mean why make it public why let people comment? It's yeah, it's baffling. I don't get it. Well, it's it's not a good look. In fact, Legion of Skanks talked about this too

Legion of Skanks. Yeah, the Legion of Skanks. So this is Louis J Gomez. It's Dave Smith and Big J. Oakerson. Okay, who we went and saw in Buffalo. Yeah, great. Yeah, so those three guys have a show called Leesion of Skanks. And they even talk about the fact that if you reached out to Joe Rogan and he didn't respond, you want to keep that on the DL. Oh shit.

This doesn't make you look great to be like, Joe, you're not returning my messages now. I'm telling everyone, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know Joe won't return your calls You know you never contact him It's very weird Joe you don't even write back to me at all Ten I go down to El Malino for dinner

These are my reservations to cancel It's like what's up with that I try to use easy pass lane Keep saying insufficient funds. So, what does he? Yeah, it's not a thing he wanted to bring up, and this guy's making a public on purpose, which is the dumbest thing ever. This is Legion of Skanks setting up this whole thing with the video.

So he puts this video out, because I guess we're going to get back to him. So he puts this video out because I guess we're gonna get back to him So he puts this video out publicly. This isn't a fucking nobody nobody broken to his phone and to cloud install this video And this is just on his Instagram. So we gotta play this right This the funniest part about it. This isn't the fapeting. This isn't someone else doing this video Like you believe this guy actually sent this out loud This isn't someone that's stealing this video. Like, you believe this guy actually sent this out loud? He sent it out loud and then uploaded it to YouTube on purpose. So Louis J. Gomez was on Anthony Cumia's show.

A couple days after Anthony talked about this video and they do bring it up again. Apparently, Louis J. Gomez, the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, and Opie don't really have a relationship. He never used to go on the Opiean Anthony show. There really isn't very much they have in common. The only thing that he's related to is he used to be on compound media, which is Anthony's company

after Anthony got fired. Okay, but this is him explaining how ridiculous Opie is because he saw him on the street. Opie had his three-year-old with him, Louis had his toddler, and Opia just confronted him. It's a real as move to just fucking say, alright dude, I don't like you and I'm gonna fucking say something. Don't say hi to me.

I want to know why you're talking shit about me. But point is you're just sort of fucking thin skinned in a little out of touch with the reality because of what's really going on. He's nothing that was out of, yeah. And that's the thing that is so important to point out here is Opie's thin skinness. Is that a term thin skinness? It is now. Okay. Why is he so thin skinned? This is a guy who's known as the destroyer. This show WTP is based on Jack Tober, which was a thing where all they would do is make fun of disc jockeys and and morning DJs across the country.

And now if you say any fucking thing or if you don't even get back to him, he gets all but hurt about it. So it was a temperate thing. He's a fucking cry baby about it. All right, getting back to lesion of skanks and then talking about it, they're talking about how it's really weird that you would just walk down the street and talk into your phone because you're in Manhattan. There's people around.

They see you doing this. I think it's so weird. And Lewis, you're not on the things we do, you do the same thing. To me, watching these people walk by him, I'm like, you're just doing this weird thing in the street. Like, what people, I just thought,

I don't, I keep it going. Everyone's going with my life like that. I feel like it went a few days. But that's everybody now. I just do it video, I just don't like that in the street. It was just walking by, going, why is Brett far of recording If you've seen the video you're not your sad that that's a pretty funny joke. So crows what if this became the norm I

Shoot you a text. Hey, man. Meet me on I'm gonna grab some wings. I don't hear back from you I take to YouTube to fucking call you out. What's up, Groesh? Thanks for being here. Wanted to grab some wings, bro? Yeah. So this is that I'm explaining. One of this became the new norr.

I called you twice. I'm trying to get a hold of you dog. What's up? DM me, hit me up, son. I'm gonna play some guitar hero. I'm calling you out. YouTube style. But what a bizarre thing if your friends with somebody, why would you do that?

Yeah, exactly. That's what makes him look so pathetic, is that he supposedly friends with Joe Rogan. And they do know each other. He's been on, they've been on each other's shows before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If the guy doesn't get back to you, this is the worst way to try to mend this relationship.

Yeah, no shit. And one of the reasons why OP is doing things like this now is he feels empowered by the fans. Huh? The subreddit has flipped. The subreddit trashed OP for years. Yeah. And now they're trashing Jim and Anthony and they're like, Oh, Opie is the best. Huh, but it's ironic. It's irony. It's not real. I don't think Opie realizes that. And these legion of Skates guys point this out.

They've turned. Now, I think 90% of them have ironically turned. They're all like, what do you mean? They're the best now. They all like Opie now, okay? All on the sub right at Twitter. But I think it's all like, most of them are ironically doing it. But I think some of them don't know that it's ironic.

I'm there. They're like, no, really hope he's great. But I don't think he understands that it's ironic. I think he's like, yeah, dude, that's right. I'm back. Fuck you, Joe Rogan. I got the fans on my side. I get his head.

I totally agree with that. The whole fact that he says, you know, Joe, I told you, your specials, Gray, I wish you luck and success in your career. He thinks people are gonna get on his side on this. It's totally backfired. As soon as I saw that video, someone sent it to me on Monday. I downloaded it right away. Yeah.

Because there's no way this is gonna be up on YouTube in an hour when alone comes Saturday when I record. Of course. Yeah, you gotta come to a senses. It's so fucking there! This guy is not realizing how dumb a boom this was. I did a show yesterday. I went on hate this podcast, which is another Rochester-based podcast.

And the guy Todd, one of the hosts there who's also done our show, he is very much in the ONA subreddit world. And he was explaining to me like, oh no, Opie's cool now. Like do you fucking idiot? Opie is not cool now. You're 542.

This is the goof, that's the goof. I love Anthony Cumia talks about how painful it is to watch this video. Yeah. Because it is pathetic. It is, it's hurtful. so Anthony being a comedian does the bit What would you rather watch? What would you rather watch then what we just watch? My god

Remember when ISIS put those guys in cages and lit them on fire I would rather watch that It's less painful. Alright, so everyone, everyone's scoring off of Opie. This week, which is a lot of fun for us, of course. And I have to just play one more clip here, Crouch. Please. Stuttering John. Oh, you heard of him.

Our hero. Stuttering John is Tim Sabian on his show. Really? Yes. Wow. Tim Sabian comes on Stuttering John. That's a call and it's not a big deal. Okay. He calls him to the show and now Tim Sabian is OP's boss.

Tim Sabian is executive at Westwood One. He hired OP to do the OP radio show as a podcast on Westwood One. Prior to that, he ran the Howard Stern show. After that, he ran OP and Anthony on Series XM. He to that, he ran the Howard Stern show. After that, he ran Open Anthony on Series XM. He's got a long history with all these guys. So, Southern John now, this is from this week talking to Tim Sabian, brings up this specific thing that we're talking about. Oh boy. Yeah. Someone tweeted me a question and saying,

what's with the OP and Joe Rogan Wars? Is there a war between OP and Joe Rogan? Honestly, I don't think there is at all. I don't know where that came from. From my perspective, I don't think that there'd be any rip because OP was literally the guy that started, you know, in help or was one of the contributors to the Joe Rogan experience.

I didn't know that, but yeah, now some, you know, look, look, again the contributors to the Joe Rogan experience. I didn't know that but yeah No, some you know look look again. This is people on Twitter Tim. I don't know about it great fucking job, Chad You got Tim Savion ad you get the stick that's going on someone even a word as you tune on Twitter And he doesn't fucking get it right is there something going on between him and Joe Rogan? I don't know anything about it Yeah, I mean either okay move it on you fucking more. There's a whole thing going on You could have taken advantage of this you had to save you and on the phone Judd Suddery Jack can't get out of his own way. I put that on Twitter and

He blasted us he tweeted us back and blasted us a bit. I was hoping he would bring that up But he didn't instead he's just oblivious to the things that he could actually be talking to someone about he has no idea That's that's Suddering John for you. The guy fucking sucks at his job. Oh, he's really bad at this job. Yeah. There's an OP tweet that went out this week that I have to read to you. Ooh. Somebody tweeted at him and said, is the podcast free or you got to subscribe via membership? And he writes this uh, this Kevin guy back and says, it's free,

but because of its success, getting pressure to go subscription based, uh, we all have to pay for too much of our content. So I will try to keep it free. Oh, fighting for the little guy. So Opie says, yeah, my show is free, but because it's so popular, we're probably gonna have to go to subscription based. You know what else is free as a podcast? The Joe Rogan Experience, the number one podcast, this show has millions and millions of listeners every single week, go to any YouTube video, millions of views,

totally free. I don't understand what I'll be talking about. Why would there be a business model where it's like, wow, as soon as we get a certain level of popularity, I all of a sudden have to start charging you money for it. No, you idiot. You're trying to sell that shitty quip toothbrush to people. Remember?

Oh, man. You have teeth. You gotta brush your teeth by a quip. Remember? Do I have to explain to you what your business model is? You fucking retard. Holy shit. Oh, boy. Moving on from Opie. We ready to move on. We didn't talk about his actual show at all because that video was too fascinating. Oh man. There was too much

going on there. Dick Masterson got a voicemail that he played on his show. So Dick Masterson co-hosted the show with us. We did a podcast called Perkast. Yeah, he was fantastic. He was fantastic. This was a couple of weeks ago. He came on and we made fun of these crazy cat people. And then he took a voice-mow on the most recent episode on the Dic show. And we apparently pissed somebody off who's a big fan of cats.

Okay, here we go. Hey, dedication. Yes. This is me. Slent saying things that make me rage is, uh, fucking listen to podcasts and, uh, one of your favorite podcasts guys talked about how they, uh, hate cast a lot.

And, uh, and just like the dude bullshit, I understand you're fucking trying to be funny with this unfunny fucking podcast call that, you know, who are there? Who are call that, you know, who are there? Who are these podcasts, you know, and not funny fucking boomership? Hosted by a minister, fuck, he doesn't have a fucking stick. Who's this? Anyway, who's he talking about?

He's talking about Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. I was on his show, by the way, I was talking about that pet sticker thing on his show. Yeah, yeah. Who are these podcasts? He's very funny. He has a good show. Yeah. Except the premise of his show is ripping on other podcasts.

So everybody hates him. Oh, because those people and those fans will find him and he'll just tear into them every week. Like the reviews on his show or what a what a unfunny asshole. Sure, because he's because he's just machine gunning every fun. Yeah, he's good at it. He's really good at it. Really shun on cats pretty hard and I get like crazy cat fuck thinking I'll go fuck a dick like if you're crazy about them,

fuck them with the same thing with dog people. But like do you cats aren't there fucking bad? All you do is just feed them and keep giving one to live in. They're like, they're gonna live in a plant. They're gonna stay in a plant. They's like a living house plant. They extension. Yes, can't really play with him. Fucking dog, they need all this fucking maintenance, and so really if anything like fucking cash rock, man. Cash rock, if you don't have anything on your fucking

schedule, dude. You have like nothing really much planned. If you're a fucking crazy person, then you're a fucking crazy person, fucking kill yourself. But I mean, like, Jesus. Hey, dog, fucking fucking suck, dude. It's so much upkeep. Fuck them, they.

Anyways, there's just something slight rage. Not really much of rage. I don't know. Yeah, it's what I call it. So I think when you tell people to kill yourself, it's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really nervous. So props to my buddy Dick, thank you so much for sticking up for us there. It is true. We do get shit out quite a bit because of the stances that we take here on WATP. Yeah. But I just want to point something out, Kroger, and you heard that episode. You said that you listened to it. I did.

Did it sound like I hate cats? Or did I just hate these people who were addicted to cats? You even talked about the cats that you have in your house. Corrupt. I've lived with a cat for like seven years now. It feels like an eternity, but I think it's been seven years. I don't fucking hate cats, dummy. I just thought that these people who are addicted to having kittens on their laps and all fucking times were crazy.

It's so to dick. And then after that call, dick wraps it up very nicely ties the bow Tivocal cat lover. Oh god. Can't stop talking about cats So I very much appreciate Dick's stick it up for us on the dick show and talking about that All right Crosh we've talked about a lot of things we have have. We've covered a lot, Amy Schumer, the other dummies on her show, Opie, Disgraceland.

What's that host's name, Endus Graceland? Oh, cheese. Okay. Yeah, sorry. No, it's okay. I'm glad you don't know that. It's nice and proud of you right now. We talked about Dick's show, we talked about Stuttering John,

Louis J. Gomez made his first appearance at WATP, the Legion of Skanks. We've been around the world. We've been around the world, so you know what that means. It must be time for... The teaser. The teaser.

We actually took the teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the time teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the time in the show, where we play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing

next week because what we do on WTP is we put out a brand new episode every single week. Hmm. Every single week there's a brand new episode of WTP. That's value. For you to download, maybe subscribe, maybe it shows up on your phone on Sunday afternoon or Monday morning. You don't have to do anything. It's just there, oh, what I do to deserve this. Ha ha ha ha ha.

How did this happen? Who is this? I'm mission God that makes this happen. Thanks a lot, Carl. Yes, you're welcome. All right, so anyway, this is the show that we'll be reviewing next week. And I'm happy to say that next week we have Doug coming back.

Doug from the Who's Right Podcast, whose house was destroyed by that shitty hurricane that came through and he had to relocate poor guy. So we'll be talking with him next week and we'll be reviewing this show. Truthfully, I'm in a little bit of a, we're recording this on Halloween, and I've hit that point of day.

This is Halloween, it saves you Halloween. Halloween, Halloween. But I've reached that point of the holiday where I'm very sad, and I feel like it's such a long way to the next one. Halloween is still going on in my mind until the clock strikes 12. I am going to enjoy watching all the children

run around in their costumes. Hocus Pocus is playing on repeat. I'm talking to you, my spooky ghost gal, and I'll just start brainstorming ideas for next year. That's true. All right. What the fuck is that? This is a podcast called Two Girls One Ghost.

What? Now remember that we just did today, Amy Shea represents three girls one Keith. Yeah. This is two girls one ghost. Remember that video that came out that was two girls one cop that was a big thing. Oh sure. 12 and a half years ago. Yeah.

People are still pretending that that's a relevant and are naming their shows after that meme. Yeah. This is two girls one goes. This is a suggestion that came in from Amanda, who's a local fan here in the Rochester area. Thank you, Amanda. And we're gonna listen to episode number 63 called Ghosts on a Plane.

It's from November 5th, 2018. Crows this show, you just heard that where the ones are going, how do I hate that? And this is what it goes, this show is 1,661 five star reviews on iTunes. What? This is a pot.

And this is what I'm telling people. If you want to start a podcast, I'm not giving you any information you didn't already know. Talk about ghosts or true crime paranormal activity. You will have a million listeners day one. That's all people want to listen to. You don't have to be good at your job.

No, it's not. You don't have to be compelling or interesting. You could be terrible at broadcasting. You could have terrible stories and people will listen. I'm not saying this show is bad. I have a hunch. I got a feeling. It might not be great.

But anyway, two girls, one ghosts, we'll be back to talk about this show with Doug from Who's Right. So we're very excited about that. Crush, anything you want to plug, my friend? Yeah, my reddit handle is OP Rules. Carl's a big fag. And I'll be, that's you. Yeah, my reddit handle is OP rules. Carl's a big fag. And I'll be, that's you.

Yeah, sorry. I'll be posting some nasty shit on there later. Have you subscribed to our subreddit yet? Yeah, sure. I saw Andy's brother Joe out there. I saw Andy's brother Joe out there. I don't know if they see actual Andy's brother Joe. I don't know who'd want to pretend they were that person.

I don't know. Anyway, yeah, please get on our sub-reddit and let us know how much we fucked this up because people were excited about us bashing this OP video. And I mean, what do we spend three and a half hours out of that? I feel like we did it justice, right? Please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

Get out and show these clothes for you. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. It's boring as shit. Ooh, fucking cares. Let's think about it. every buddy. Great job everyone. This dude is fucking corner. I don't know how you're gonna say that. I'm just waiting to know what that is.

Uh oh, great hard alert. Great hard alert, class. Fuck you. That's fast enough. Please go on. You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. Who are these podcasts to show for jerks? It's produced by Carl, with executive producer Carl, and associate executive producer Carl. W-A-T-P's social media is managed by Carl. The website is updated from time to time by Carl. The host of who are these podcasts is Carl,

and the co-host is whichever of Carl's friends responds to his late-night text. Special thanks to all the people who make this show happen in alphabetical order. Carl! I got a slide with it so. I'm so excited about it. All right, the only thing I didn't remember to talk about today, Crush. Yeah.

Don't think those had faults off yet. What I've done yet. G Moody is off of I am Rappaport. Really? Yes. G Moody is off doing his own thing now. Okay. He's got his own podcast.

He's got like four episodes out. I was listening to a couple of them. Yeah. I love G-Moodie. Does he still rhyme with Doody? His last name rhymes with Doody. Oh, sure. But nobody points that out anymore.

Ah. I think he's gonna forget where he came from. Yeah, it's his last. And his roots, it sucks. And the big controversy is, because I've been trying to do a lot of research around why do you leave leave what's going on No one's talking about it and apparently rapper port has an episode where he does discuss it But it's behind a paywall or some shit. So I got to pay to find out what pissed G moody off Apparently they've have time good terms G moody's wanted to do his own thing. He's got his own podcast now

I liked it. It's about a half an hour long. It doesn't seem to be about sports very much. So this G Moody podcast I'm excited about. Good to see you. You can't beat rap though. Yeah, he's he's funny. He's the man. It's I like those two guys together. So that's depressing. I did have one other thing that I wanted to play. I didn't play it because you played something that was similar. This was that Amanda Nobel Prize Harvard graduate. This was her talking about what makes her happy in life. Oh, and some rocket launches. Oh, yeah.

Are my happy plays. I tell people that you haven't really met me until you've seen me at a rocket launch, because my go-bezzar, yeah. My friends just, that's what she was most nasty. Yeah, I'm like, what's that? Yeah, like when that countdown starts, I'm just like, yeah. I can't fucking take it. She is insufferable.

Yeah, that, she's exhausting now. She is exhausting. That was a terrible guess to have on the show. All right, Kroch. crush Saber's one a shootout That was distracting Holy fuck let's never do that again over podcast thing That was difficult to get through I know I know you were glued to the TV Oh, of course as I was pointed to you. By the way the TV's out over here and

The Sabers are they were done three to one with two minutes ago and they tied it up a seven to over time and then one of the she'd out, that's impressive, that doesn't happen very often. That's wild. Yeah, that's good stuff.