Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep129 - Two Girls One Ghost

Episode Date: November 18, 2018

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Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. He doesn't create content, he just takes other people shouldn't share it. Cous! Couseru! Couseru! Slapparuni! Who are these podcasts?

They do a show about shows. This is a podcasting expert. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. Slabbers and Cuzzle Rooes and welcome to another episode of who are these podcasts. The only show that Body MacFarland is actually funny on. I'm your host, Cara. With me this week is Doug from the Who's Right Podcast. Hello, sir.

Welcome, Doug. Welcome back. Good to be here. I know that you've survived natural disasters. So we love that you're back on the show. Are you able to talk about the show that we listen to? Yes. And I went through both.

I said disasters, right? If you would like to support the show, please buy our merchandise, go to whoarethese.com, click the link to our we have merch.com page. You can also now discuss the show on our subreddit, who are these podcasts. It's a whole new way to shit on us. And actually, Doug, there is a poll right now. I don't know if you looked at our sub, but there's a poll right now to vote on your favorite co-host. Have you seen this? I, well, that, no. Okay. I don't follow you at all on anything. Okay. You're on, you're

on to see is is touching. I really appreciate it. So there's a, there's a poll right now and I'm looking at the results of a favorite co-host, not surprising the crojas in the lead at 31% of the votes. Second place, Jen from the Jingles department. She'll be excited about that. Doug, you are you're on here, man. You, you're at 8%. You're tied with Dick, Dick Masterson, who was a right in on this. You're tied with brother Wies, who has never co-hosted the show with me. And you're also tied with a right in that is they're all interchangeable. Jen from the whole department isn't bad, but being a woman excludes her from getting my vote. So Kevin's...

He's a redditor, great. Oh, dip to the worst people. but being a woman excludes her from getting my vote. So Kevin's. He's a redditor. Oh, it did the worst people. But yeah, please go on and vote for your favorite co-host. I like that Indian Joe, we're putting the exact same category either indistinguishable from each other. It's great. Please leave us a voicemail, 5A5612, 1380.

And I got a bunch of voicemails to play later in the show. We want to email the show where at WATP show at Gmail, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and iTunes, but then shit all over us in the comments section. I do have some new comments to read. I teased this last week and then we never got to it. I just totally forgot. So we got a bunch of comments to read through. But first we'll be reviewing a podcast called two girls, one goes.

This came in from Amanda. Doug and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is hosted by two women, Corinne and Sabrina. And these are two women who are besties. They make it a point to explain that they are bicostle.

One lives in Boston, the other lives in LA. Doug, what was your take on this podcast about ghosts? This was actually a really good podcast. This here is the reason why I'm not buying this for a second. Oh yeah, go ahead, yeah, you were saying? This this here is the reason why I'm not buying this for Oh, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, you were saying like it was like a good show like that I like really liked like It's unbelievable these women have a very popular show They even have they have four advertisers on this one episode that we listen to. This go set a total of 37 rotating sponsors. Holy shit. It's unbelievable.

And you would never even know they're sponsored because they're so subtle on the way they bring it in. I'll play an example of their segues. They do an amazing job of just seamlessly shifting from the conversation here they're talking about how ghost stories usually have bad news in them because someone must have died in order for it to be a ghost. And then they segway that into their fab fit fun read. Well, the beautiful thing is that we are alive. And in life, we get to enjoy fab fit fun.

That makes no sense. It's so shoe hard. Well, yeah, I know that it does suck that all those people died, but the beautiful thing is that you can get nonsense in the mail for 50 bucks a month. Wee! That's the worst fucking product, too. I've talked about that one before.

Random bullshit comes in a box that you have no control over what you get and you have to pay a monthly fee for that. This bad fit font, are you familiar with this product? Not at all. It's garbage. You're pretty much saying, I have no idea what I like. I can't go on Amazon and select products

that I'm actually interested in. Just send me shit and I'll figure it out. You know what, I hate money, but I like it. I exactly, I don't have enough quarter of my house, but I do have way too much money. So if you could help me out with that, that fit fun. I think you could go, if you go to their sponsor page

on the website, you could do an entire show on the all the shitty products that sponsor podcasts. Because they've got all of them. Cash per mattress is right there in the front. Well, listen to how this show starts off. And now this is the very, very beginning of the show. It starts off on a read and it's surprising. Do you get a lot of UTIs?

Because it turns out that UTIs are the second most common infection in the US and half of all women get UTIs and about one in five women struggle with recurring UTIs. That's for real, the show opener is bugging me out about UTIs. Ladies, it's front to back. It's not back to proxies.

It's front to back. And then they're even bad at it. You know that they're doing these reads, they can easily just record them separately and put them in, but this is a terrible UTI medicine read. Just mix it with water and drink it after intimacy or exercise or whenever you or whenever you think you might be at risk of a UTI. If you don't know what causes your UTIs, Yukora has you covered on a day-to-day basis too. And it wouldn't it wouldn't be that bad.

Doug, if they were good at broadcasting, had a quality show that was entertaining. After they do this read and then they play their shitty intro music, they start off the show. And this is the most unprofessional start. They're not even close to the microphone. I don't even understand if they're like walking across the room when they hit record. Welcome back to two girls. One of those two girls one ghost.

Oh, wait, shit. Two girls one ghost. Oh, that that Karen woman. All right. So there's these these two women on here. And they're in love with their voices, especially Korean. She goes into all these different voices. I think I played this as the teaser last week, but I have to play this.

This woman so excited about Halloween, you'd think she was seven years old. We're recording this on Halloween, and I've hit that point of day. It says Halloween. It says Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. But... Doug, I know that you like to do stuff like that with Anthony on Who's Right, where you just make silly voices and talk like a child. Yeah, that I really thought that they stole that bit from our show.

Right. They're big ovens, obviously. And I understand that they have a huge Listener ship there are people out there. There's a whole world of people who enjoy podcasts I don't even understand why they enjoy podcasts. I can't figure it out. I So actually it's funny. I when I was sitting there listening to this show I thought to myself now I understand why their spousal abuse That's like a turn. All right.

Yep. Move it on. Did it. What you really didn't expect that from me? Yeah. That's good point. I should know better. This is, I call this track dummy with a voice again.

This is more of Corinne. We saw a lot of costumes, but remember we saw that baby that was dressed like a scuba diver and the binky was a snorkel. Oh, good. Yeah. What is she doing? If I cared enough about this show to pull clips, I knew I wanted to pull it of one of them said amazing probably 47 times throughout the episode. I don't I don't think she understands what the meaning of that word is. I don't know. Well, they're amazing.

They're talking about the thing that's so amazing, Doug, it's so amazing is for Halloween, the woman Sabrina's visiting her friend, Karin in Boston, they go up to Salem, and they spend Halloween in Salem, and they're so excited about this. There's like this hocus, pocus, haunted house thing they went to

and everything they talked about with this Halloween adventure that these two adult women went on is punctuated with something like this. I know, so great. It was so great. So great. Who talks like that?

How is that a podcast? They're recounting this amazing time they had, acting like that. How is that a podcast? They're recounting this amazing time they had acting like children. They're talking about, yeah. I know you're going to end up getting into this, but when they get into the actual ghost stories, yeah. So I didn't do any, any investigating into it, but I'm assuming that they skimmed a Wikipedia page, made some bullet points, and then tell their fucked up shitty version of the story that they just read, which is the premise of their show. Yes. While the other one goes, don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. That's exactly right. Oh, that's some spooky. Oh, I actually, I did,

I didn't want to talk about their Halloween adventure. But since you brought that up, let me play you a clip that I call riveting ghost story. And whenever I think about someone telling a ghost story, this is the boring ass shit that usually comes up. Other doors and windows have been opened and closed by themselves. Objects will disappear and reappear in strange places. You don't say, really doors were opening and closing. Wow, it's obviously haunted.

Holy shit. What are we talking about? People love this shit. There's so many people who are obsessed with nonsense. Guys, and of course, I heard your teaser last week where you talked about their great use of a relevant topic in the name of their podcast. But that's all I was thinking of the whole time was, God, these people are so simple. And the people that are listening to them are so simple.

It's surprising to me, someone on our, not to keep bringing this up, but someone on our sub-write had tried to listen to the show and started a post and Spud's Cuckley decided to send us all of the different podcasts names that are taken from the Two Girls One Cup video. He got two girls one mic, two ghouls one grave, two ghouls one cup, two ghouls one book, two ghouls one joint, two ghouls one, two girls won't join, two girls won podcast, two guys won't book, two millennials won podcast, it just goes on and on and on. It's fucking no originality and all of it's, that's not actually relevant anymore. Two girls won't cup is not relevant anymore. What are we doing?

I mean, Anthony we're gonna rebrand into calling ourselves the last podcast on the right. That's a good idea. That's not a bad idea. That must exist, right? You wanted to talk about their Halloween. I do, I do. Yes, because they're very excited about it. In fact, they don't get into ghost stories

until over 20 minutes in. It's just them recounting this fabulous time they had together in Salem. And they start talking about the Sanderson sisters. I had to do a lot of research to figure out what the fuck they were talking about the Sanderson sisters. I had to do a lot of research to figure out what the fuck they were talking about. Can I say our really exciting part of the trip that has nothing to do with paranormal,

but is Witchie and fun? I don't know. I don't know if we were talking about. We went into the Hocus Pocus house. Oh my gosh. Which I've been to Max and Danny's house plenty of times, but this time we got so lucky. We pulled up and we parked and all of a sudden we see this whole crowd forming.

We're like, what's going on? And we saw these amazing people dressed up as the Sanderson sisters, these men in drag. We're dressed as the Sanderson sisters. pouring gives a shit who gives a fuck. Doug, do you know what the what they're talking about? Yes, they talked about Hocus Pocus House. Yes, I have a wife and daughter. So I'm familiar with the movie Hocus Pocus. I had no idea this movie says so there's this Disney movie from the 90s. Early 90s mid 90s and like that.

Starting bet middler and Sarah Jessica Parker and who knows who else and they are these witches, right? Am I getting this right so far? You sounds like you know more about it now after you did what I've retained. I just remember what it was vaguely about. I had no idea. They're talking about a hoax, poke his house and the sannerson sisters and they're so giddy and excited This is a movie for children. This is a like you said you have a daughter. That's why you know about this This is a child's movie that they're giddy about and I look at these are young women. They're in their 20s They're not far out of college, but That's surprising, right?

At some point, did you see what Bill Marr did last night? He pissed everybody off. He was talking about Stan Lee and he was talking about how, you know, it used to be that after you were an adult, you stopped caring about comic books because they're for children. And now our society is celebrating all things that are just for kids.

Like nobody wants to grow up anymore, and he caused a lot of controversy. People are pissing him. But I see where he's, I see where he's going with that. What are we doing here? Why are we still trying to celebrate something you enjoyed when you were 11? Have you not moved on?

I don't see anything wrong with that. I like the dukes of hazard growing up and I, I still like it now. Do you really? It's unwatchable. I've tried watching. I like that. So too. I've tried watching it. It's terrible. So let me, let me rephrase. I like the thought of it now. I won't sit down and watch an episode of the Duke's a hazard, but I still have fond memories of it.

Well, that's the whole thing. I have fond memories of Knight Rider, but that's an unwatchable show that's just a piece of shit. You try to watch it now, you're like, what was it? I was in the idiot. I was such a dumb little idiot watching this show as if this was entertainment. So then they talk about what they dress up as for Halloween because the fans are on pins and needles.

They cannot get enough of this information. Oh, shit, should I tell you what I'm gonna be next year, Carl? Or should I save it? Oh my God. Hold on, I have that clip too. I know a thing or two about radio teases, Doug. I've talked about this. You know, hey, by the way, coming up in the second hour,

we got this. This is playing the long game as far as the fucking radio teases. Oh God. And I know what I'm being next year. What can you say? No, because then we'll save it. Okay, we'll save it. But you know what it is.

Wow. We talked about it. Oh. Yeah. Even that's embarrassing that you know what you're going to be. You're that excited about it. That you know what you're going to be next year for Halloween. So then she reveals like, oh, should I reveal who I was this year for Halloween?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, do it. So this is a boring story. Should you wanna finally reveal what you were for Halloween? I was target lady, Kristen Wiggs, SNL character. That's fascinating, please go on. So this is a character that was popular 10 years ago. I don't know what you're saying.

I don't know what you're saying. It was just a reoccurring SNL character. The person, I know exactly, who even knows what we're talking about. And she's so excited about it. I went on her Instagram, she had a post a picture of what she looked like next to Kristen Wiggs character because it was so spot on. And then just to make it even more insufferable, I don't know how you feel about Halloween, Doug. I don't dress up for Halloween as you can probably guess. So I want to answer that question before we move on.

Yeah. All right, so I went out and spent a fuck ton on candy. Okay. So somebody came to the door, trick or treated. I gave my handful of candy. I waited about 10 minutes. The next person that came up, I went out, I dumped my entire bucket of candy in their bucket said congratulations went in shut the light off and locked the door. I like that you just declare a winner of how you you win how you're the winner. Get out of here.

So the dad came up to me and said thank you because we were the second house to the kid. It stopped at that. That's fun. That's funny. Wow, jackpot. I know I do the same thing. I buy candy. I wait for trick or treaters. I get none. My wife laughs at me.

That's pretty much my Halloween. That's how it goes down. But I hate the people who not only are adults who dress up, but then have to act out the character that they are. Is there anything more obnoxious? This is this woman talking about why she dress up as the target lady. But oh my gosh. But you're so good. I mean, the people you nail the voice. That's what helps since I can do the voice. A lot of people didn't know what I was because if they don't know the skit, they have no idea who I am. Right. But the people who did know, oh my gosh,

that is what made my costume because I loved seeing how hard they laughed. Yep, it was good. It was a good one. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. We can, is that what she's proud of? Some people like to come to, I see you got a crowbar company now. Yeah, right. Well, I don't understand this thing where they're recounting this magical thing where a couple of people like to cost him. Great.

Good. Good for you. Is someone snicker that you doing the voice? What the fuck? That's what makes me angry on on your show. Because here in the last six months or so, you've been focusing on more popular podcasts as opposed to just the indie ones. And the popular ones suck. I mean, all these show suck.

It's amazing. Making fun of a podcast for sucking is not a big deal because most podcasts suck. But then you're like, well, these people have thousands and thousands of fans. This show that we're listening to makes $900 a month on on Patreon. They have 170 patrons. Like, who are these fucking people? I don't know why this mattered to me, but there was somewhere in there they talked about how much they just enjoyed doing the podcast or whatever.

They have 37 sponsors, 62 different products with their logo for sale. Of course. And 170 patrons. Wow. But it's just for the sake of broadcasting or whatever. Well, let me point you this because I went to their Patreon page and they have a video on their explaining what it is they do. So I pulled it from that video because I found this fascinating.

And what our podcast is, is it say paranormal comedy podcast weird, so we don't take ourselves too seriously. Wait, wait, wait, not taking yourself seriously. Is that the definition of comedy? What are they talking about? What are they talking about? Is it comedy supposed to be a joke, sir? Something funny?

There's nothing funny on this. There's not a comedy show. They talk about how they're in the top 200 under the comedy genre in iTunes. I don't understand why this is a comedy show. It's because they talk like children, like this example, once again, explaining their Halloween festivities in Salem.

And they carried a pumpkin that was basically a keg down through the crowd and they ring a bell and it was like fog and it was super creepy and then they tapped the pumpkin and out came pumpkin beer and ceremoniously it was passed around and everyone drank the blood of the pumpkin and Xenon was in front of us and she kept being like Zeta, sloloopiness. Oh man, that was great. Time to quit talking. This is a comedy show. Is that what they're telling me?

Oh man, that was great. I think they hate the sound of each other's voice. I would imagine. So then they talk about another thing that I had no idea about and I had to look up. They start talking about how you should go to Salem during Halloween because it's like a real-life Halloween town. It's like a real-life Halloween town because even when we were at dinner we were sitting down at an Italian restaurant and like a witch walked in and put down her name and I was like,

this is Halloween town. I texted Nick and I was like, I can move to Salem. I really hope you do. Doug. I really hope you do. Doug. I really hope you do. Fuck off. Ugh. Doug, do you know what Halloween town is? Okay, again, I have a kiss. So I've never seen, I know it's,

I think it's nightmare before Christmas, but I have yet seen the movie. It is a movie called Halloween Town. Oh, then I thought it was in reference to night, whatever. No, I watched the trailer for this, this, this, the grandma comes to the, this, these people's homes and she's a good witch and she takes the kids to Halloween town where it's all witches all the time. Like, what are we talking about? If you guys are into paranormal shit, okay, great.

Let's talk about some weird occurrences that we can't explain and let's figure out what's going on. But why are we acting like we're six years old and we're excited about how a ween town, there's a witch who came in to a restaurant who wanted to get a table. What are we talking about? Right. So it's that odd that somebody dressed as a witch on Halloween in Salem went into

get something to eat. It sounds like I would predict that that would happen. Yeah, I mean, that seems all right. They get into this interesting story about this woman in the UK who's having sex with ghosts. This was news to me. A while back there was this woman who claimed that she was having sex with a ghost and she's from the UK. Yep, her fiance at the time caught her or her was a disabloit friend.

She lived with her fiance. Okay, so he caught her and they broke up. All right, having sex with a ghost. Do you know what that's called, Doug? It's called masturbating. I've been caught having sex with ghosts before. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, you come home and your fiance

is having sex with a ghost. It's masturbating. Yeah, there's no, so this woman explains, and I looked her up. I saw an interview with her on some show in the UK. She explains how she sleeps with lots of different ghosts and the reason is, is that she wants to have like a ghost baby.

Right. So when she was being interviewed, she had said that she had sexual relationships with over 20 ghosts and that she was looking into having these sort of like phantom, half phantom, half child babies. What in the hell are you talking about? I'm not gonna pretend that even close to understand how this works. I mean, I'm not a genius on reproduction,

but a half of a fucking ghost baby. Does that make any goddamn sense? Yeah, yes. I want a fan to baby. The fuck are they talking about? Which makes less sense to you. Somebody having a half-fan-um-baby ghost thing or like the woman that married the bridge.

At least the bridge is there. The bridge is there. The bridge is there and if you run up against it in the right way, yeah, I'm going to go with the phantom, the phantom fucker of this one. It would be the one that makes zero sense to me. This is a clip that I call, these women are dumb. These are just dumb women talking. They don't know what they're talking about.

No, it's fine. I mean... And I should mention this is finally them setting up. The whole show is about ghost stories that involve planes. So they have multiple ghost stories that involve planes. So they're setting that up. No, it's fine. I mean, they say you're safer in a plane than you are in your home.

I think I need them up. Okay, well, if this... No, that doesn't make... Why was I about to give that example? Nevermind. What were you gonna say? It doesn't make any sense. I was like, I was gonna say this past mega-millions,

you were more likely to get in like a plane crash and then get struck by lightning and then get struck by lightning again and then get attacked by a shark or like all these things. Then when the lottery, and that is the opposite of what I wanted to say. You're stupid. Holy shit. There's so much retarded talk right there. I couldn't keep up with it.

Did that was at the lead up to the the ghost maintenance man story? Is that what that was? Yes. Oh, fuck. Eastern Airlines. So they start talking about what the promise of the show is that they each do research, and then they come in with a story, a ghost story,

that they're gonna tell each other. But of course, there's also a ton of just gibberish that goes on a lot too, but that's the main point of the show. And so on this clip, they talk about doing prep for the show, and I had to admit something after I played this clip. Isn't it the best when you learn something that's so fascinating to you and you just can't stop telling people? So she's explaining this. She read all about this crash that turned into these maintenance ghosts who Haunt these different flights and things like that

But I was thinking I've actually done this before and it was with you back in January We did an episode about flat earthers Yeah, it was episode number 89 of WATP. It's back Back a few months ago. And I was so fascinated with what I learned about people who believed that the earth is flat. I was telling everyone, I couldn't shut off of it. You could not shut me up about flat earth theories,

flat earth conspiracies. It was the most amazing thing I'd ever learned about. But didn't, I'm assuming that all your conversation started with, can you fucking believe there are people that think? Yeah, blah blah. Yes every conversation was Whistled out how retarded these people are they think that North Pole is in the middle of the flat earth Holy shit. I learned so much that that week, but I don't know how much she actually learned about The this specific plane crash or

anything that happened. Listen to this clip. Does this sound like even remotely? Like, this is an intelligent person having a conversation about an airplane crash? And then it maintained its altitude for a few more minutes and then it gradually started to decline. And the belief is that, and the way the controls were, was that it was switched on to a certain sort of autopilot setting where whatever kind of like the shift, like the gear was on in terms of altitude, it was meant to like maintain it.

So the belief is that the captain and all the chaos and in all of the conversation they were having with the crew about the landing gear and like they're timing and everything. They believe the captain accidentally nudged the control for altitude when he had turned to start talking to the crew members and that he had not noticed. Is it FFA? Is that who investigates crashes? Yeah, probably.

I think she works for them. She must because she does a little bit too much, man She was like in that cockpap. You imagine her writing up that fucking report You know, you know that gear that keeps your airplane in the air they shifted that gear what's it the gear-shifty thing He'd be pumped in all the chaos. Yeah, so yeah There was some hysterical in the back so the guy hit his elbow on a thing that that's called plane crash There's a funny Plane crash button. There's this fun. It's right there. I don't even know why it's there

But you just get you know you do a little bit. It's fucking you're done This my opinion of this show is yeah If I was to ever hear a podcast where I thought they were literally phoning it in where they were just doing it for the sponsors of patrons. It's this show. Yes. I don't think that they retain anything moving on. Like I could ask you about the flat earth shit. And that's because you actually did some investigating and you retain some of it. I don't believe that these two women retain anything because they're just going on to the next bullshit Wikipedia ghost story page.

Well, you say you say retain. They don't understand it in the first place. And it's blatantly obvious. They have no idea what they're talking about. Listen to this piece. So they're explaining why this plane crash in the Everglades. And this is so confusing to me. So you're like, okay, well, aren't there other devices on the plane that warn you when you get too low?

Yes, there is an altitude warning and it actually chimed, but the person who is in charge of hearing that chime and sitting next to that device is the engineer and the flight engineer repo was below deck. Or what do you say on a plane? I don't know. There's a person in charge of hearing an alarm. The alarm went off, but that guy wasn't there. It's like, I hear that alarm, but no one's telling me it's going off.

So I guess we're fine. Does that make any sense? I actually just submitted my resume to a couple airlines. You want to be the guy who just listens for an alarm to go off? Yeah, I will not vacate my post and go under deck for whatever the fuck should have. I'm going to the basement of the plane.

They were at the Lino deck when, yeah, she doesn't know idea how an airplane is configured. She doesn't understand how they work at all and she's explaining how an airplane crashed in 1972. It's, it's not a good idea to explain things you know nothing about on a podcast. Oh, shit, that's going to get clipped. People will definitely use me saying that. And then she doesn't even understand how the earth works.

Holy the plane split across the Everglades. The Everglades are made of like grass and in wetland marsh. They're made of grass. Is that how you say that? So I'm looking out the window right now at the Everglades here. Is it made of grass? You know what you don't want to run your airplane into? Is it true? Because that's made of wood. So that's going to be a problem too. Should be safe. What the fuck? So they're talking about this, this airline company that I have to admit, I've never heard of Eastern Airlines.

I guess they went bankrupt in 1991. So they haven't been a company for a while. But the point of the story that they tell is that the pilots of this aircraft who died in this crash were then haunting other airplanes for eastern airlines Key piece of information that's because eastern airline took all the salvageable pieces from the crashed airplane Holy shit, dog. Was that the dumbest thing you heard? airplane holy shit Doug was that the dumbest thing you heard here's the clip of that it was rumored that some of These planes that they appeared on actually had parts that were from the plane that bob and don were flying that day They reused part of the plane. So this is the thing. It's the room and the airline is like we didn't do that

But we think they did oh Retard alert Retard alert class. Doug, does that make any sense to you? This place. You imagine that search party when they're taking the bodies and shit and dragging them off. Hey, we got an oven over here.

Looks like we can salvage it. Yeah, right. They're trying to salvage parts from a fucking airplane. And I've seen, I saw pictures of this, of the wreckage. This thing is destroyed They're gonna go in there and try to figure out like hey, can we reuse that seat right there? Yeah, let's pop that into this thing by the way Just so these dummies know if they ever listen to the art show. I want to explain this to them

The airlines don't build airplanes. They buy the airplanes from airplane manufacturers They're not the ones going hey, I think we could use some of these parts and build another plane over here. That's not how that works. That's how the 20 bolt over here. Threads look good. I put it in the keep bag. Geez, do you think it might be haunted? No, I doubt it. Let's just use it. None of the story makes any sense. And then they explained that Eastern Airlines had a deny that their airplanes were haunted. So Eastern Airlines says that the stories, the haunted stories are absolute bogus, but those who have experienced it say it's definitely not. It's real.

It's real. So here's what I want to know Doug. Did Eastern Airlines really say that their airplanes are not haunted? Was there a question that came up that the spokesperson or the PR agency had a come out and say, that's a great question. Our airplanes are not haunted. We deny that there are ghosts on our planes.

I doubt that's even possible that that question came up. I was going to take a different approach. I realized this is from what 20 years ago or whatever. But that's the problem with where we're at as a country, is that a company just can't come out and say, that's a stupid fucking question. I'm sure they did. I would hope so.

That's fucking, who's asking that question? And where do these women get their news from? Are they reading the New York Times? Is the New York Times talking about haunted airplanes? Yeah, you know, there was that crash out in San Diego. And now the whole area underneath that airplane crash is haunted. What? Where are you getting this information from? This is them talking about, again, Eastern Airlines just refusing to acknowledge that there's ghosts on their planes. Gosh, what a terrible corporation.

The VP saw the ghosts, but Eastern Airlines still refuses to comment on the activity and refuses to cooperate with paranormal investigators. Put new on blast, Eastern Airlines. Colin, you out. Refuses to cooperate with paranormal investigators. Is there something a corporation is supposed to do? I'm supposed to have paranormal investigators heck about it. Let's check it out. What is there to come on in and check out? I don't know. It's all fucking bullshit.

This is all fake stuff guys. I know you like your little ghost stories, but this is not real. There's not really haunted airplanes. Holy shit. They're like, oh, we're putting you on blast each and all that. You better let these paranormal investigators in. What is this? A fucking shitty discovery channel TV show? What are we talking about? Why?

I don't know, I'll die. I live in this thing called the real world. Yeah, you should use it at a corporation. And, you know, we demand to be let in and investigate these ghosts that are taking over your whatever. They're like, you're not coming in here, you're a fucking crazy person, get the fuck out. Yeah, no shit. By the way, I refuse to play along. So by the way, paranormal investigators, is that a branch of the government that I'm not aware of? Is that an agency that I'm

not aware of? Like, who, what authority do these people have? They just put a fucking shitty badge out there, crappy t-shirt and decided they fucking investigate paranormal activity. We're not talking about the ghost fusters here, right? So here's a clip that I was talking about where the other woman has a story about this airplane that there was like a mid-air collision and everybody on the airplanes died.

And apparently the way that ghosts work is they fall onto the sky and land on the airplanes died. And apparently the way that ghosts work is they fall onto the sky and land on the ground or whatever they land, that's where they haunt. It's really sad. It's the deadliest airplane accident in the history of California with the total number of deaths reaching 144 people so everyone on the planes died. Remarkably, no one on the ground was killed,

but that area is now very haunted by spirits. Yeah, that story checks out. That makes sense. Just very haunted. That area is very haunted. Sure, that makes sense. It's great how people that propagate this bullshit pick and choose the way that ghosts work.

Yes. Some ghosts are attached to airplane parts. Some ghosts are attached to other people. Some ghosts are attached to property. Well, that's the best part. That's what makes zero sense. This airplane crash happened in mid-air. And so now the area underneath that it's haunted,

but then they talk about Amelia Earhart goes back to Purdue University. Now, this is a woman who died off the coast of Hawaii. I don't even fucking know, in the Pacific somewhere. And now she's at Purdue University haunting people like, how does ghosting work? It doesn't make any sense. Where are you gonna haunt? Like, when you pass away, are you gonna... Probably some Jack Shack somewhere? Ha ha ha.

Fair enough. This is a clip that I just call weird edit. And it's bizarre because they don't do a good job of editing it and I don't know why they edited where they did. Interesting that there are so many ghosts on a plane. There's a movie, there are plenty of movies about ghost on a plane. It's a movie, there are plenty of movies about ghosts on a plane.

It reminds me of that listener story we read about the plane crash and the. So she says, oh yeah, there's tons of story. It's tons of movies about ghosts on a plane. And then it clips to something else. Are there movies about ghosts on plane? I think she's thinking of snakes, right? There's a snake sound planes. I think I could probably fill in the blank if you want to play that clip again and then pause it where that edit is I know what was said.

Okay yeah yeah give me just a half a second here because as usual I just rip shit off the board. Okay here we go. Interesting that there are so many go sound a plane there's a movie there are plenty of movies about go sound a plane. Like I hate your voice, you ignorant cunt. I don't wanna do this podcast with you anymore. That weren't the edited bad outs. I think so. That makes sense.

I'll go log with that. Then they get into another read and they're talking about this company called Robinhood, which is a stocking investing platform to can app in a website where you can buy and trade stocks, which is bizarre for this show. And I thought this read was was interesting. These people should not be dealing with the stock market at all. And the Robinhood web platform also lets you view stock collections, like 100 most

popular sectors or entertainment and social media and curated categories like female CEOs and endless ratings of buy hold sell for every stock. I was actually just going on it earlier right before we recorded and I was checking out the stocks because it shows that certain ones are down and certain ones are up and it's just like what's one do I choose? What? So they suddenly didn't know anything about the stock market? I got one of them works for the FFA,

the other one is the stock broker. Yeah, obviously. I liked it with this app. You get these curated lists and one of them that they pointed out, they pointed this out. I'm not, is female CEOs. This is how they're grouping these companies together. I'm sure female CEOs are

awesome at their job. But why would you pick a bunch of companies based on the gender of the CEO? That's not how you buy stock. That makes zero fucking sense. That's not a good strategy for the stock market. You know, it almost makes me think that they're just taking on sponsors, not because they like the product, but just because they're trying to get something out of it. You don't think she's actually looking at her portfolio

using a robin hood? Oh my God, like some of them are up and some of them are down. There's this graph, do you know what a graph is? It's like this line that goes up and down and it's all around. I don't know what it is. And then they had the balls to explain that smart people listen to their show. I know, smart people listen to us. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz know what they're talking about and they're making up nonsense stories. You can tell that the people that donate to their patron are fucking stupid or they can

you imagine paying for this? I'm mad that we wasted our time listening to it, let alone forking out money that would be insane. Here's an example of their dynamite conversation. When they get off script, they really have rapport. They went to college together. They had this back and forth that's just very comfortable and and very riveting, engaging, I would say. I have a question for you Sabrina because you're a vegetarian. Okay. And I just watched a drift with Shailene Wuddly. Would you in order to survive, eat meat? I'd have to. I'm in order to survive, eat meat?

I'd have to. I'm not going to just starve today. Okay. Great conversation. Way to go. So you know what this is because both girls are attractive. Yes. Exactly right. Some guy at one point just said, yeah, you guys have an engaging conversation. You should create a podcast. You know, it's no different than how girls are always funny. It's the same concept.

I could tell, I'm listening to the show. So my band recorded in Album, we're driving back from the studio yesterday. So I got all the guys in my car, I'm like, fuck you guys, you got to deal with my homework right now. So we're listening to this podcast. And I, we're listening to, I don't know what these women right now. So we're listening to this podcast.

And I, we're listening to, I don't know what these women look like. I don't know anything about them. Just listen to it the first time. And I declared, I said, these must be attractive women. You can always tell because when they talk like children, when they put on these voices, when they say nonsense, and they have confidence behind it, like, oh, no one's ever put these people in their place. They're all trying to sleep with them and that's why they get away with this shit. I will say Sabrina, very attractive woman, Corinne is attractive to, but Corinne is single

and Corinne explains why she doesn't need a man. And this is the worst anecdote of all time. Yeah, it's okay, I'm not sensitive about it. I'm not like, well, I don't know, I have a boyfriend. Good, because you're a strong and independent woman and you don't need a man to make you happy. My roommate was laughing the other day. She was like, are you kidding me?

Because I couldn't reach my mac and cheese box on the top shelf. So I grabbed the little the tongs and I used the tongs to reach it. I did it so seamlessly and so quickly. Oh, and she was like, are you kidding? And I was like, see, I don't need a man. I can reach my own mac and cheese. Doug, I can't tell if the anecdote was boring or pathetic. Can you help me with this? tell if they anecdote was boring or pathetic. Can you help me with this? I actually focused in on the the affect, I guess, that she had on her voice when she said it like she was in blackface. Yes. I have a quick comp, very quick of Corinne. She does a lot of upspeak. She has a lot of affects on her voice, as as you mentioned and it's super obnoxious.

Start it to decline, maintain it to the crew members, was out froggy gang who did survive. Like where to place it, isn't it? Hello, and hello, and. This woman is insufferable. I can't believe that's the single one. I know, surprising, right? And then the other one. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, know, I know. These people have a successful podcast. They must

feel very good about themselves and they shouldn't. They shouldn't. So I mentioned that they mentioned that they're a comedy show and this is just a weird comment. I've never heard someone say this before. If I did not just shave all my body. Yeah. It would be standing up on its edge right now. I did not just shave all my body here off. It would be standing up on its edge right now. All right. She's furry. I guess so. They talk about their intro music

and they're very excited because whatever band recorded that for them. How much body hair do you think she has that she has to, when to say I shaved off all my body hair? Yeah, that was the part that was weird to me. You could say you shaved your legs, your armpits. Like, I, you know, I've been around a little while. I know it wasn't shaved, but all of your body hair,

like, are there nipples involved? What are we talking about? Where is all this body hair? Typically, you would just say, I think, armpits, vaginal area and legs. Yeah. Maybe the asshole if you just got a bleach and you want to show it off, I could see that.

Okay, fair enough. But saying I shaved off all my body hair, I instinctively thought she's got back hair. Yeah, I think it might be right about that. And by the way, ladies, with your back hair, I'm just gonna put this out as a PSA. Don't shave it, wax it. Because when you shave it,

then it's just the way it grows back in. It's very distracting for us. We have a hard time with you, and I would do shave it. Make sure you try true botanicals because you shouldn't have to choose between skin care that's safe and skin care that works. You're good at this. I am. So they talk about their theme song. They have this theme song and apparently the person who created the theme song is going to put out a full length version of it. Actually let me play it for you real quick. This is their intro music. Oh yeah! Very spooky.

Just, you know, I didn't add that hiss in to this. I don't know what brand of cassette player they recorded that on, but that sounds like shit. That's recorded very poorly. You're a musician. I am, yes. So if I was to come to you and say, hey, could you create me a shitty version of something that is similar to the rooster and the true blood theme song? Yes, that's what you would shit out. I think that's exactly what I would shit out and I would do the exact same thing This guy did recorded on

Device from 1982 just to make sure that it sounds like complete garbage and handed over to you like there you go enjoy that and It's funny. You say that the rooster. I didn't pick up on that. You're right. There is definitely that kind of vibe going. I actually thought there was kind of a queen to the Stone Age vibe going to it, which I dig. I thought that was cool, but I'm not jonesing to hear the full length version of that music. They explain they're very excited that they're going to put out the full length of this song. They're going to post a video of it, like, I think it's a music video that they did.

So, oh my god, I'm gonna have to stay up late so I can watch it. I know. So, okay, well, so all of our listeners who have been like dying to get a full version of the Arms A Kimo intro song, we will make sure to post on all of our social media and you can binge, listen to it on YouTube.

Yeah. All right. That's how binge work. That's how bingeing. We have a single song. I'm gonna binge it. No, you just need to listen to a single song. A binging means there's whatever. It's like hours and hours of content in order to make that happen. But I went and I checked and I'm like, okay, let's hear what the song sounds like. They never posted shit. I know I

think they rely to us. Yeah,, I think they were alike to us. Yeah, that's what I like about you. You focus on the one or two words in a sentence that makes zero sense. Yeah, I do. I can't. And I didn't even pick up on that. What I was focused on was that they think

there are people waiting around for a full length reason of the shitty song. And they'reeling for this. And they're just waiting by their Twitter feed so they can play it over and over and over again. That's fucking amazing. That's a ridiculous thing to say. All right. This is the way they sign off their show.

And it's not good. And we will. And we will. And we will. See you on the other side. I think I'm already dead. This dude is fucking corny. Sabrina's got to be so annoyed with Karen at this point because Karen's always doing the whispery talk and the baby talk and the little kid shit.

Sabrina's too good for this, right? No, I don't think either one of them are pooping. I like that I'm pooping. I like that I'm picking sides. I did pull this ISO that I think sums it up. Oh my God. Oh my God. I hate this.

Yes, that's how I would sum up this show for sure. I want to do a segment, Doug, and this is a segment that is done on no other shows where the only ones who do this, I call it second opinion because you heard our opinion on this show, but they have a lot of five star reviews on iTunes. So I want to read some of those reviews to give you a second opinion. This is from Zucati who says, so good. Been looking for a paranormal podcast that didn't feel scripted or overrehearsed. This scratches the itch for spooky stories without taking itself too seriously. Didn't

didn't feel scripted or overrehearsed. I'll give give him that I was gonna say that that is a fair review That's a fair review. I don't know that's so good with an exclamation point makes sense, but but I didn't pick up on the on the Punctuation but yeah, I do know there is nothing in that Review that would make me want to listen to the show so I think that it's true Scratches the itch for spooky stories. Do you ever sit around and go, man, I wish there were some spooky stories I could listen to right now. I just I don't even understand this genre. I wish that there were some couple empty headed broads that knew nothing that could repass.

I read a wiki pdf. Could you bullet point out a wiki pdf page, but actually I don't want to read it. Can you read it to me? This is from not not even read it to me just fuck it up Yeah Take it and fuck it up and then regurgitate that out and explain these things to me as if they were written by an actual Reporter as if I should be believing anything they are telling me. Yeah, you know this plane crash and now the area is haunted Okay anything they are telling me. Yeah, you know, this plane crash and now the area is haunted. Okay. Bonus points, if you fancy yourself a vocal artist with no talent. Yeah.

All right, this is what it comes in from Brittany Rivera. On November 16th, just a little while ago, was that today, right? The best five stars. I love Sabrina and Corinne. I'm guessing Brittany is either Sabrina or Karin, but I love Sabrina and Karin. I feel like they're my best friends and I've never even met them before. I'm gonna stop right there.

This again is something that's going on with podcasts and Doug, maybe you've realized this too. There are a lot of lonely people and they've all gravitated towards podcasts. They love, they're like, oh, my friends talking to me. They're not hanging up the phone or not texting me back. I actually had a friend. So the show that I'm on, as you know,

I talk a lot, I tell a lot of stories about my personal life. Yeah. Just things that happen that I think are funny. And that translates to people reaching out to me and trying to connect based on something that I said. Yeah. Yeah, this is fucking weird because in my head, I think who the fuck listens to this and then can relate to it. I told a story today about how I ended up with a bunch of my own shit on my hand. And that was the same thing that Anthony was talking about.

And you think people were relate to this? I know they will. And I know they listen. I just know I don't want to meet them in real life. Right. That's the thing. If these people come on here and they put a review on your show that says I feel like I'm best friends with these people, you never want to meet that person. That's not going to go down while. Alright, let me get back to this. So she says we're best friends with Never You Met him. They're hilarious and their podcast is so spooky. I've been listening since the beginning and should have left a review much sooner. Sorry, ladies. I love you. Please never stop. This, they're hilarious and their podcast is so spooky. I only listen to one episode. It's all I could stomach, but does any of that check out?

Do you, do you know how many episodes they put out? I didn't bother to look. They're up to 67, 68 something like that. Fuck, 60. Yeah, they put up, they brought two a week. 37 fucking sponsors. I know. It's all about the topic. I'm telling you, Doug, you gotta just talk about paranormal activity. Just sprinkle it in,

say your paranormal show. You guys will, you'll increase your listenership from 17 to 34 overnight. I wonder if we can get it up to 40 if I can get Anthony to do them stupid fucking voices. This is Halloween. This is Halloween.

You gotta make Anthony do that. It sucks. I know he's never gonna listen to this. He's never gonna hear, all right. This last one I want to read, best podcast ever. This is on Halloween, somebody wrote this, Ellie, the giraffe specifically. I love this podcast so much.

It is so spooky. What? What are these people listening to? Okay? You know, for $50 a month, if you give them $50 a month on their Patreon, you can have a phone call with them. Oh, I saw that they had a $50 a month, if you give them $50 a month on their Patreon, you can have a phone call with them. Oh, I saw that they had a $50 level.

Is that for a phone call? That's Alison Rosen had the same kind of thing on her Patreon. That's so pathetic. I want to pay the $50 box. How long does the phone call last? What does it tell you? It probably only lasts about eight seconds. Yeah, I would imagine.

I mean, I wouldn't mind calling up this Sabrina girl and just going, oh! Sorry, I just want to occur to my side with so. I just want to see her in that. I would ask her if she could whisper in her ghost voice while I fuck a ghost. Ah!

Hey, I just happen to be fucking a ghost right now. Mind if I call in. It might be worth 50 bucks. Dog, if you want to record that conversation, we can reimbursed you. I might do it. We can re we would reimburse you here. I'm W ATV because that would be amazing. Speaking of spooky, and everyone's talking about spooky, the show is,

I want to play a voicemail that I got from a listener this is our buddy GB Dave and This is the voicemail that I got this week Well, I can't promise not to be corny, but this is GB Dave on Twitter. I'm a recent fan of yours You can thank Anthony for that. I would really like both by the way I should introduce myself even further. I live over in Greece not too far from you. I would love to come over and co-host your podcast one night.

The not only Vashobi, but there's two other podcasts. Over on Ryakast, I have been heat listening to the video game outsiders. And also, I don't know if you know Carl Ruiz and Ovi's friend does reviews. It's OMG Carl's food, something or other. I can send you the link. Like I said, I would really like to come over there and kill those who podcast and shit on OP a little bit. And if you don't, if you don't believe my sincerity, if you don't answer me, I will go over to the Charlotte Pier and I will call you out

OP style walking down the pier at Charlotte. Like I said, should be Dave on Twitter, hit me up there and I can give my personal information. So you can see that I'm not creeped. I'm better now, I'm dedicated. What was that? What was that sound effects in the background? Was he playing something? No, I put that in a post.

All right. It was GBA. I'm looking forward to your video. I'm the Charlotte Pier calling me out. We'll definitely make that happen. That would be fantastic. He was talking about Carover Weez and Opie. And I think you know what that means, Doug.

I'm out. Nope. You're in, baby. You're in for this. You're in for this... Opie radio. The Opie radio podcast. It's time to talk about Opie radio and all the things going on over there. Doug, do you listen to Opie radio?

I do not. You don't. But it's such a popular podcast. Everybody loves it. Carry on. Did you happen to hear our episode last week, where we played the video of Opie calling out Joe Rogan? I, uh, yeah, but I don't remember that part, I guess. Opie put a video up on YouTube YouTube where he called out Joe Rogan because OP had texted him and DMed him

and Joe Rogan didn't get back to him. And it was embarrassing. And we talked about that for a while. Well, it turns out that they decided to take that embarrassing audio and put it on OP's show. They started episode number 54 with this Joe Rogan YouTube pathetic video. And then they react to it afterwards.

So I just want to play the very tail end of that video and how they spend this. And so maybe you could explain why you didn't DM me back or text me back when I asked you to do the Operinial podcast. All right, all right. I do love you and I do miss you. Just one explanation, please. Say it ain't so, Joe.

Give Greg a call and leave a message on the Opie-Raniel Rantline, 888-505-6743. How pathetic is that? He's calling out- I'm not wrapped up in that whole university. I know. I know. I know you know all about him, but is he even relevant at all? No.

Joe Rogan is the biggest podcasting star in the world, not to mention. He's a celebrity for many other reasons. It's got a Netflix specialty does all the UFC matches. And this fucking asshole, Joey is telling him to call when to his shitty fucking hotline. Hey Joe Rogan, why don't you call our shitty hotline to tell us how about you like OP radio? No, that's not that's that's for losers. That's not for Joe Rogan. It's so sad. There's probably quite a few people that would disagree with me, but I happen to believe that Joe Rogan is one of the intellectual leaders of our time.

He is, he's fucking brilliant in my mind. I think he's an interesting person and he's just, he's, he's interested in the world and it makes him interesting. Uh, and I also know, as you said, he has the most popular podcast going on. Correct. How many times do you think that he, how many DMs do you think he gets or, or notifications people saying, Hey, Joe, come on my podcast. It has to be infinite.

I can't imagine it ever stops. Everybody wants him on their show or wants to do his show. Do you think Opie knows that he is no longer relevant? Well, that's, that's the pathetic part of this is that Opie gets on YouTube is just like, dude, you didn't even respond to my DM. What's going on? It's like, Opie, you're not on serious XM anymore. Your show is a blip on the radar.

He has the biggest show. Why would he go on your show? How did that help him in any way? It's not like you guys are friends. Did, did, uh, Joe Rogan ever go on Opie and Anthony or something? Was there a connection there? Yes, in fact, Joe Rogan has said that he started his podcast based on Opie and Anthony, the way they ran their show.

It's how he based his podcast and he, I think they used to play his show on serious exam on the Opie and Anthony channel before it became like the biggest podcast in the world. So I think there was a lot of working together on that kind of thing. And it's funny because Joe Rogan came to New York City, ignored OP, but went on Anthony Kumia's show and then hung out with Anthony at the UFC event. So it might be something to the fact that he likes Anthony and you and Anthony don't get along very well. So he wants nothing to do with you. I don't know. Just throwing that out there. Well, or if they were tied enough, he could call Joe and not send him a DM on a fucking social media plan. Exactly. And then call him out with a YouTube video and then

put that shitty YouTube video on your podcast. It's crazy. So I then I listened to episode number 57 featuring Anthony Scare a moochie the mooch was the guest but before the mooch comes on the show Carl Ruiz is in studio and They finally addressed this thing. I've been calling him Carl Ruiz because that's what OP says That's what Joey on the show says. He's over over again. Carl Ruiz. Carl Ruiz. There are OP and Carl are supposedly buddies and OP didn't know how to pronounce his last name.

Carl finally calls him out out. Boo. Boo. No. Come on, man. Do like, uh, roozing or something. What's roozing? It's reeezing. Oh. Reweasing. Oh, now you're finally going to tell me how- how- how to pronounce your last name. Oh, because roozing sounds fucking dirty. Hehehehe. It kind of does. Hehehehe. Alright, we'll go with, uh, reeezing.

And so that means your last name is Carl Wauiz. Not Louise. I said, Ruiz. Ruiz. Yes. Yeah. That's my name. This is unbelievable. This is episode 57. These guys do a show together and

Opie's just learning how to pronounce his fucking name. How is that even possible? I don't know. Carl asked burgers. It's just something that It's crazy that I didn't think I was gonna be able to drag that back out again. I like it. It's crazy because Carl and Opie go back years on the series like, Sam's show and people were called me out because I kept calling him Carl. Where was I'm no, no, no, that's how he pronounces his name. Cause I figured Opie knew how to pronounce his buddy's name, but he never did. All right.

This is a clip where this is surprising. The truth always wants to come out. Carl is talking to Opie about something. He's talking about Opie's jokes and he's trying to say one thing but a whole different thing comes out. I remember when Opie said, what did I say now? You know I said that you fucking say jokes that hurt like hurt later Yeah, did you catch that? He goes you Know I say that you say jokes that hurt later. Yeah, so that's what he was trying to say you you say jokes and the hurting later But what he actually said was you say jokes that bought I you know jokes that hurt later

He was gonna say jokes that bomb in fact. I'm gonna get I've zoomed in on it here. You fucking say jokes that button You fucking say jokes that button. So that wasn't even his thought process his thought process was You say jokes and then they end up hurting you later, but he says jokes that bomb because that's what the reality is That's the truth of it. I remember when you said the reality is that's the truth of it. I remember when Obi said, what did I say now? You know, I said that you fucking say jokes that hurt later. There's no way he was going to say anything on the bomb right there.

And co-ruis is the guest man on the show. He thinks Obi's alluding to take like we all do, but whatever, it's good for him. So he's keeping this thing going. So he explains that, oh, Opie, you told this joke once and man, it really hurt later and then fucking stupid Opie has to go on and explain the joke that he told

and listen to the reaction that he gets because he got a little bit of positive reinforcement, stupid Opie, thanks. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm funny. I'll tell you exactly what that joke was. But then the top half of his body is in the normal range. So I said, do you think his mom is drinking during the pregnancy and then realized, you know,

with three months left, like, oh, shit, I gotta be responsible and stop the drinking. And thus then, Mike isn't a little person. Oh, you see? She stopped that shit. Mid pregnancy. then Mike isn't a little person. Oh, you see? He stopped that shit. Oh, mid pregnancy. Did you hear those pauses?

Where he thought he was going to get a laugh again. It actually, this is one of them shows that it makes me uncomfortable to listen to. And I think it's because I try to figure out like, what's in this guy's head? Yeah. Does he not know that he's not funny? Or, and then why are these people hanging around him? Is it because he still has some semblance of fame and they're trying to use it to go up? I think you're yelling at every point there.

I mean, Doug, I know that you're not a guy who listen to open Anthony. You don't have familiarity with the backstory, but I think you're nelling it That's exactly right. I mean OP is so unaware And he pretends to be aware, you know, I know I'm not the funny guy You know, I know I've had my faults, but he's not aware at all He still thinks that he's he's at all. He still thinks that he's tweeted that his show was consistently the funniest podcast. I dare you to find a more consistently funny podcast is what he tweeted. Did you watch wrestling when you were a kid? Of course. Okay, so you're familiar with Brutus to Barbara Beefcake. I don't know why I'm picking that name, but just he's still alive.

That's why I'm picking his name. Okay. So let's just say that you have the opportunity to you run into him and you guys hit it off. In your mind, you're hanging out with a legend of wrestling that you looked up to as a kid or at least we're very familiar with as a kid. And everybody else is looking at you like, yeah, that he was popular 40 years ago, but nobody gives a fuck now. Right. And I think that's what these people that are hanging out with Opie think is that, hey, I'm on the radio with Opie. Where in reality, I'm recording a shitty podcast with somebody that nobody cares about.

That's exactly true. That's a good point. I don't know that he's brewed us the biker beef cake irrelevant, but he's getting prettier relevant. What's amazing to me is Opie has been calling out Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia, his two co-hosts from the ONA days. And one of the things that he calls them out for is not preparing for shows. And then Anthony has said very blatantly that Opie never had any prep work done for interviews and things.

So now they got Anthony's Scareamuchi coming in. And this is Opie explaining these actually preparing for guests. And today we got Anthony's Scareamuchi. The Mouch. The Mouch. Oh, you got notes and everything. Oh, I got notes all right. I actually like prepare for these things nowadays, which is really strange to me.

So he, I'll be loves to say two different things all the time. These guys don't prepare, I put on a great show, and then he admits like, yeah, I never used to do any prep work. I'm actually writing notes down for interviews now. Yeah, good. Especially when you have a guy like the Mootchan,

you should probably know a little bit of backstory there So then he he does have some self-awareness if if he's doing something different than what he used to correct He's definitely trying to reinvent himself, and I've I've thrown it out there that he's trying to turn it into the my little pony podcast Where everybody's friends and we're all friends unless just be friends and be friendly It's a show for lonely people who don't have friends. And when they play these calls they get in on their hotline, whatever they're calling that, it's all people saying, oh, O.B, I love listening to you when I'm driving into work, and then when I go home and I'm by myself, I'm listening to you, and then when I go to bed,

and there's no one else in the bed, I'm listening to you, it's all just pathetic losers who are listening to the show. Same thing. I've had some interactions with people on Twitter that are like vanilla ice for instance I've had some interactions with him on Twitter. Robert Van Winkle. Yeah, you I get a kick out of it because at one point of my life He was as relevant as you could be in pop culture. Yeah. And then now, not so much, but it's still, you still have that like nostalgia effect as far as interacting with somebody. And OP and Anthony used to be very, very relevant. Now, one of them is, one of them is it, but you still are glomming on to that that attachment

or that nostalgia factor by getting Opie to interact with you on a Oh yeah, oh yeah for sure these people who are who are calling in and they have their voicemail played on his show are like yeah look at me. It's like the set up in Anthony anymore. There are three million listeners to the show. This is very different now. You're being heard by you know, 2200 people. And half of them are are hateless thing. So talking to Stuttering John 15 years ago, versus talking to him now, probably has a different effect on your career. I have to admit, when you talked about Interact with Vanilla ice on Twitter, one of the things that I'm very proud of is that

Hansi from the Howard Stern Show, are you familiar with Hansi at all? Yes. Okay. Hansi actually listens to our show. He tweets at us from time to time. And I always tweet him back because I fucking love Hansi. And the fact that he hates us because we've sent some things that he disagrees with. But the fact that he's listening to our show makes me so happy. And it's such a weird thing because who the fuck is handsy? He hasn't been a role.

He's not, he's never been a role. But he's especially not a role in the last few years. He doesn't even get on Howard anymore, but it just makes me so happy. I guess, you know, when you say that about Vidal Eyes, I was just thinking the same thing. All right, that's my Vidal Eyes is, is handsy. Take that, take that in the spirit in which it was a touch. And please, sir, I'm Ron Com. All right so this is Opie

explain that he actually has notes and Carl Ruiz is like well well you actually have notes and he goes yeah man I'm writing notes down and the he's talking about his journal. So he has this journal that he carries in with all of his notes written in there and I got a couple things I want to point out on this little clip. Oh, that's the bill burst off that podcast was fucking good man Little burst people really really liked that one so They really liked us up front in that one. Yeah, we crushed before Bill even came in man And the people said god damn where you guys funny. I'm gonna pause it right there

So the first thing he has to do, he's going through his journal and he's looking back at his notes from the Bill Burr interview. And he's like, oh yeah, we just had Bill Burr and people love that episode. They loved us, we were really funny. I mean, Doug, I don't listen every one of your episodes.

Have you ever explained how great you were at podcasting? Shouldn't people just figure that out for themselves? I think you're asking the wrong guy. I find this so pathetic to the S. to go on and say, by the way, we did a great show, got a ton of great feedback from everybody loves us. Oh, dude, it's embarrassing. Don't do that. We have never done that or would we ever, if we did, it would be tongue in cheek. But yeah, the name is the word

Escaping right now, but turning everything on to you, you know, even talking about a great guy like Bill Bird to have on your show, but still making about you and how funny you are before he even got there. Right! That's the most amazing part. He gets Bill Burr, who I love. He's one of my favorite comedians. He gets Bill Burr on, and he goes, yeah, people really like that episode, because of the stuff that we were doing before Bill Burr got out of the show. Jesus Christ, Opie, are you kidding me?

All right, so this is resuming on that clip right here. Oh, there you go. Sean Michaels had the greatest mallet of all time. That's actually in there. So then he explained to the also uses this journal to write down these hack standup premises. And the one that he says, you know, Sean Michaels the greatest mullet of all time,

then they start cracking up as if that's a punchline. That's a, I mean, I can see that being a premise to a bit, that's not a punchline. It's not even a premise to a bit anymore Seriously, who are we talking about? But that this is OP's journal and Carl Ruiz. Holy shit. This guy's fucking working overtime. He's like Boy, it's rough. So the mooch comes on the show and the saddest thing that OP ever does is try to talk politics. He's not good at it. He has no self-confidence when he's

talking politics and he always says the most generic shit. He'll always say things like, I don't like either party man. They're, they're just, how do we find a guy who's actually in it for the people, you know, and you're like, I don't know. I don't know. I'll be really, is that the conversation we're having? So this is, uh, OP trying to talk politics with, uh, Anthony Scaremucci, super generic political rant. And you could tell the mooch it's just like yeah okay you made a great point about politicians which drives me nuts no one wants to go for the long-term fix they just want to survive their term in office so

they don't want to make the tough decisions yeah 100% so yeah that was fucking enlightening yeah great conversation O. Keep it up with the politics. That's working out really well for you. I listened, I was listening to, I was laying in bed this morning and I'm listening to this interview with the Mooch and it couldn't have been less enlightening. Opie kept talking about this documentary that I have not seen.

But he just keeps talking about, yeah, and the documentary you did this and the documentary you did that. I'm like, then I'll just go watch the documentary. You're interviewing this guy. Why is he on your show if you're just going to talk to him about the documentary you watched? I didn't pull any more clips from that show. And I ran out of time. I'll be honest with you. There was probably more to talk about, but I do want to play some recent voicemails that have come over. This is our buddy Bobcat from Philly. Carl, what's up?

Bobcat from Philly. Caught your podcast after the OB radio and soon saw it in the ready forums, went back and listen to all of it. Love the show. Actually, don't like the old ones with Kevin. I think he held you back. I like the fact that you're taking over the show now I actually don't like the old ones with Kevin. I think he held you back. I like the fact that you're taking over the show now. I love where it's going.

I want to point out that Crojan and you're good. I like them on the show. We got it sucked. Kevin sucks a big fat one. He sucks a pile of dicks. He's microphone sucks. And he brings up to the show. You're going to have that clown on.

Happily on. I have a real microphone. And I can bring you to the table. So bring it on. Hit it be out. Bobcat for Billy. And I'll be on I have a real microphone and I can reach into the table so bring it call hit it be out Bobcat's Billy and I'll be on the show and I'll show you the Gavin sucks a big one later. I kind of want to have Bobcat on just to talk about how much Gavin sucks. It's hilarious. Ah for Gavin. It poor Kevin too. By the way Kevin will be joining us again next weekend when we do W ATP. We have him lined up to come back. But yeah, wow, Gavin and Kevin both taken some shots from Bobcat right there. I think

I like Bobcat. I like that guy's to meet her. I just I like people have a point of view. You know, I don't want you to be wishy washy. If you fucking hate Gavin, then you really hate Gavin all the way. I like that. Alright, this is a voicemail that came over with suggestion for a podcast to listen to. Hey, just listen to the Amy Schumer one. You guys are ripping on Opie. That was fucking excellent. Anyway, I had a suggestion for a podcast review called Worst Episode Ever. As a great premise, they review new shitty Simpsons episodes. They're Simpsons Super fans and they review the new episodes that are just fucking terrible. I like the sound of that.

They had a few great episodes. I used to listen, but the two guys that do it, occasionally three. They're just not fucking funny and they try to shoehorn in these terrible fucking jokes and bits. And like it's good when they're insightful about the symptoms episodes, it's moderately interesting to listen to, but then these guys try to do comedy and it's fucking terrible. So I would true of most podcasts. I would say ever Might even be a good episode. They're very hit or miss But might be where it was in two. Thanks guys. So dog are you assumptions fan of them? I haven't watched it in several years, but yeah, I

I'd consider myself a fan. I think that's how most people are so my band is called the isotopes It's named after the baseball team and the Simpson so you know I'm a fan and the guys in the band are fans. We throw out references all the time. I really like that premise, the idea of that show that they make fun of the newer episodes of the Simpsons. But then he doesn't sell me while on it when he says some of them are good, some are bad. Like, okay, I don't know what to do with that. Am I supposed to be listening to this and think, oh, this is gonna be a good show, I'm gonna enjoy it. What if I end up finding an episode that's good

and I say this is a great show and then it turns out most of them suck? So that's always a tough one on me, I don't know. Well, I think you wasted enough time in your life listening to shitty podcasts that just checking one out in the hopes that I like it. Good point.

That's a good point. Let's do that. All right. One more voicemail I want to get to. I've been saying for a while that I want Bonnie McFarland to co-host the show and Bonnie actually called it a lot to the voicemail. So fingers crossed. Let's see.

Hey, this is Bonnie McFarland. I heard about the request to come on a show. And I'm answering the call. I'd love to not be on the show. I'm not collecting losers over here. You should on our pod and my husband wants to fight you. What do I stand to gain from doing this? Certainly not listeners. I'm going to do a shitty pod about shitty pods while creating my own shitty pod. That's a turducking stuff with a dirty diaper. Three things that fucking stings.

At least let me plug that show that at the tickle parlor on the November 31 and February 30th that are canceled because February 30th. That's a real comedy club and those aren't real dates. I guess that's what I get for letting Rich book my gigs fuck you later. Alright, Bonnie, thanks for calling in. Much appreciate. All right, we always ask our listeners to go as five stars on iTunes, Doug.

Because I don't know, I guess that helps or something, I don't know if it does. But we don't want people to be overly nice because that's boring. So we like to read the reviews of people who shit on us. And I have a few here that are new that I want to read the reviews of people who shit on us. And I have a few here that are new that I want to read. This one is hot garbage from demon mayor. I can't find Greg sterling interviews anywhere. So I listen to it here and scrub through the rest inefficient but effective five stars. This one

is one of my favorites from frank one Stallone. He says, I'm dumping a batch in your mom's cousin Roo. And then underneath where you can write out the description, it just says, see above. So thank you, Franco, that's fun. Fucking wordsmith, man. Yeah, yeah, definitely. See Reeves gives us five stars, but it's actually very nice. So thank you for that. This is a great one. So this is coming in from Jeff Com. On November 9th, Midwestern hypocrites is the title. And it says, favorite part of every episode is when the host to everything they crap on others for doing. No one wants to hear your crappy impressions followed by 10 minutes

of timely cover commander impersonating. That is such a morning zoo stuff followed by I have a stinger, a teaser, an intro, an outro, four drops, I still from Howard, two jingles, a song I made up, and I'm in a fight with a local DJ who doesn't get our show, it has no ratings. No morning zoo here. Can you believe? Yeah, go ahead. I think they actually came to your house and took your outline for your show. Can you believe OP is giving his audience this much homework followed by fight us on Twitter. Visit our sub right it. Leave us a five star review, but crap on us in the comments.

Leave me a voicemail. Grab some merchandise. What is the go fund me going up? This stunning lack of self-awareness, keeps me coming back every week, love the show. Just get rid of Andy and deliver up the people demand more closure, five stars. And that was submitted by Crosher.

I must've been. Good feedback there. We do, we are hit Midwestern hypocrites. This next one. Yeah, assume when that person got done type and they were fucking hungry. I know. I had it over to Hello fresh,

where you can get a fresh meal kit delivered. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Dude, I I cannot wait to start doing live reads on the show. It's gonna be exciting. It's all about the segue. It's all about transitioning it, making it seem natural, right? Yeah, I'm not trying to plug our show. I'm not doing that bit this week. You can. Go ahead.

We picked up one of the sponsors that every other podcast has picked up with it, which is a biobaday. So they sent you a bidet, you know, and. I was listening to this. You said you hadn't wiped your ass with toilet paper in a long time. Yeah, but that's what I was gonna say is, you pick up something and then you try to figure out a way to talk about it on the show. At least these girls here have 37 products to pick from.

Or as, I've got to talk about shit in every week. Which, by the way, is seamless. I will say on your show, when you start talking about shitty, I'm like, I think that's what he was going to do anyway. That seems about right. It works. It works well. This is a review that just noise. My ears are bleeding from awesomeness. Keep up the good work guys. And that that is five stars from 23 user. This podcast gave me cerebral palsy. Carl, you are choked, get raped. And that is from

that's from Wayne Pena Steen. And that's a five star review. I am now a fan of Wayne Pena. That's like a great. And then a lack 64 gave us five stars. Fantastic. And then, Isagal, you wanted the best. You got the best five stars. These people are being too nice to us.

I can't read these reviews. But we appreciate that very much. We appreciate the five star reviews coming in. And people are shooting on us. Always fun. You know, just recently, we got a one star review and it was based on my appearance from your show that you pulled. Oh, really?

Yeah. It comes up. No shit. How do people even find out about that anymore? I don't know. You set me up for failure. I did. That's what I do best.

All right. Doug, what have we done today? Wasted about an hour and 36 minutes of my life. Who's counting? We talked about Karen and Sabrina. We commented on their level of attractiveness. We looked at OP, we listened to some voice mails, we read some reviews. So you know what that means. It must be time for... The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Dog, everyone's favorite part of the show. We get to listen to a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week on WATP. And as I already mentioned, the return of

Cobra Commander next week, which is very exciting. And it's Thanksgiving weekend, which is by the way, I know I don't talk about myself, but far and away, my favorite holiday. There's nothing not to love about Thanksgiving. It's on a Thursday. I hate any holidays on a Sunday. Fuck that holiday. I don't like holidays on a Sunday. I already have that day off. I need Thursday holidays with an extra built-in day off. It's the perfect, I don't have to buy presents for anybody. I get to watch football. Is there anything not to love about Thanksgiving?

You know, I wish I would have talked to you several years ago because I always thought it was a waste. But I appreciate Thanksgiving now more than ever. It's a man's holiday. It's the only man's holiday. Every other holiday is like, you gotta do shit, you're obligated to go places. Anyway, next weekend, we'll be listening to a podcast.

And one more thing. Yeah. And then podcast is gonna sound like oh this oh my god California is doomed It's it's just done. There is nothing else to happen. I don't know how you even stop it. I don't know what you do Oh my god Everything's just fine. I'm looking at the Google Google map of the fire and it looks like they've set up a little boundary so that the

fire doesn't overlap and take over where is it? Jack's a little bit. Sorry, God. All right. Is that called two downs in a narcastic? I like that you had that. You're that ready to go. This is a podcast called the official

podcast. Are you familiar with this show at all? Not even a little. Okay. Episode 102 called Mike Rotando, the nice guy from November 15, 2018. This is a suggestion that came in from a listener, Flutcher Cummings. I was unaware of this show. I'm told that there are fans of WATP, I don't know if that's true or not, but I will tell you that this is, again, a big show. They do over 10 grand a month on Patreon. Motherfuckin'.

I know, these four guys, they shoot the shit it sounds like. I don't know if they have any format or anything like that, but it's a big show. They have tons of reviews, all positive. So maybe it'll be great. I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I listened to the first three minutes. That's all I know. I think the Hatreon should be taken down. We could be like Maddox and sue them for $20 million. Oh, no, I didn't work out real well. Doug, let's talk about who's right. You and Anthony do a show every week, put out a brand new episode.

What's going on with the podcast? Get our listeners up the speed of the heaven and pain attention. God, just head over there and listen to it. There's, you've listened to this show, you know there's nothing I can say to bring you up to speed. Yeah, I know. I'm like, it's a soap opera. So tell me what the limits development are.

So that when we listen, we know exactly what, basically, basically to get everyone up to speed, Doug doesn't wipe his ass anymore, and that's the topic of conversation. If you're lonely and you want to hear two introverts talk about never leaving the house, except to go to work, head on over to who's right podcast.com.

That's not one of your better promotions. I'll be honest with you. And you know what, I made a choice. I didn't want to come on here and try to promote our show. I just wanted to come on and have a good time. I hope you did. I did. And I always like coming on here. Awesome. Well, thanks so much have a good time. I hope you did. I did. I always like coming on here.

Awesome. Well, thanks so much for doing it. We always love having you. And please, join us again next week because it might be the episode we've had out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show these clothes with you. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

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