Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep130 - The Official Podcast

Episode Date: November 25, 2018

This week we listen to The Official Podcast and try to answer questions like "what are they even talking about?" and "does that make any sense?" After coming to zero conclusions on why this is a popular show, we chat about a recent Maddox episode and play a voicemail from a celebrity.  Kevin joins the show along with the guy who talks about ancient aliens on the History Channel and the drummer from Metallica. Yakov Smirnoff couldn't make it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello bag slappers and cussers and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts The only show that can't figure out what these people are even talking about I'm your host, Cara, with me as always is Kevin. Hey, hey, good. Always. Welcome back to the show, buddy. Hey, thank you for having me. If you would like to support the show, you can buy merchandise. Go to whoarethese.com and click the link to the WeHaveMurch.com page. You could discuss our show on our subreddit who are these podcasts. Kevin, did you see the poll that was in the subreddit for a favorite co-host? I did. I certainly did. And I may have had my wife vote for me.

No, one of those might be my wife. Well, you're, you're in third place kind of because it's tough. Well, because they have an other category. Yeah, the other, the other writing category killing me. So Kroge has got about 20% of the vote, Jen from the Jingles department and you are neck and neck there. And then a lot of writings for Dick Masterson. There was a writing for Bobcat for Philly, which cracked me up. I think I mentioned last week the brother weasers on here. Bonnie McFarlane was a write-in,

Cobra Commander, which I put that one on you. Wow. So that's another one. Another one, Jen is a whole, but also the worst, but at least she seems like she's actually in studio. At least specific, okay. At least specific. There's a few write-ins for Gavin,

which I'm assuming was Gavin. So yeah, if you haven't got on there to this, it's funny. There's two votes for Andy and or Joe. I wonder who those could have come from. So that is a lot of fun to get over to our subreddit and you can vote for your favorite co-host. Also, leave us a voicemail 5 585-612-1388. I do have a very exciting voicemail to play later in the show. Email the show, WATP show at Gmail.

You can give us a 5-star review on iTunes. We'd really appreciate that, but then go ahead and shitter all over us in the comments section. We do have some new iTunes reviews to read. Hopefully I won't forget this time. We'll get to that. But before we do all of those fun things, we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Official Podcast. This was a suggestion that came in from Fletcher Cummings. Kevin and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

We listened to episode number 102, entitled Microtondo, the Nice Guy. This is a podcast featuring four hosts, Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya. And they oftentimes will have a guest on, they get some celebrities that come on the show, or in the case that the episode we listened to, it was just the four guys shooting the shit. Yeah, which is, you know, always one of the most entertaining premises for a, for a podcast. Right. Yeah, just have no format, no direction, just get on and just start talking and see what happens. Yeah. I have a clip that I call this clip that sums up the show for me. This is exactly that. They're about 45 minutes into the show, and one of the hosts is just trying to figure out

something they can keep talking about so they can get all their live reads in and throws this one out there. That's an interesting topic. What's something you guys have is like a tradition like, oh, every year I watch this movie or every year I play this game or this and that. Do you think you guys have that? I used to when I was younger every year I'd watch Christmas vacation with my parents but we don't really watch it every year. That's a good movie though.

I used to do that too. Yeah. Hey you know what guys this right here this rambling boring conversation this could be a podcast. Oh boy. Yeah. I've said this before, I do prefer a show where the hosts have some type of format. Maybe there's some prep ahead of time. You know, all the things that we do here at WATP. This show is just all over the place. Yeah, I wasn't really sure where they're coming from on this. And then I got even more pissed off when I started to do research because they've raised over $10, from on this. And then I got even more pissed off when I started to do research because they've raised over $10,000 on Patreon. Yeah, yeah. They're in it. They have a big following for sure. They have a huge following and they had fucking David Cross on before. They did. They did. Did you go, did you go listen to the David Cross episode at all?

I didn't. I just saw it and I was like, what the fuck? All right, well since you brought that up, I have to play you the David Cross episode. The guy Andrew, one of the hosts, is so excited. He's star-struck to be talking to David Cross and it starts off in barricading. Here's how they intro the show. I'm gonna call him, oh my God, I'm fucking doing it boys.

All right, I'm calling him. Everyone, don't, don't see anything. I mean, that's how I feel when you call into the show, Kevin, but I try to act like I've been there done that before. It's a little bit. You do a slide whistle. It's a little bit embarrassing when you're that excited about the guests you're gonna have on your show for an hour. And you could tell he actually is really excited because he's trying to start the show off introducing David Cross and fails miserably. This is terrible. So, David, if we, you want to just jump right into questions,

we got to, at least some good things to talk about if that's all right or if you want to go ahead. All right, so, uh, Jesus. Let's alright or if you want to go ahead. All right, so Jesus look at the alternative. I don't know. Yeah, well, I'm saying we can also just say silence. Yeah, we can hang out. Be friends. Andrew's a bit star-struck. He's fucking fiddling with his dick right now and fumbling his words. Yeah. Epic fail. Wow. That was the very first thing that they get them on the phone. They're all connected and Andrew says, all right, so we're all gonna ask you some questions. If that's okay or we don't have to,

what do you wanna do? Dave Cross just like, okay, what are you guys talking about? You could tell immediately, Dave Cross is like, fuck, why did I commit to this? This is a waste of my time. His agent was fired immediately. Oh, you know it.

And then, so this all happened that the very start up of the show. And then David Cross realizes that, if I'm going to be spending an hour with these guys, I have an or multi task, this is, I believe the definition of phoning it in. Okay. I'll tell you what, you guys are going to get to be a part of though because of the scheduling

and everything that's going on is, I am, I've got no choice, but I'm going to have to be a part of the because of the scheduling and everything that's going on is I am I've got no choice but I'm going to have to walk my dog. I just need to walk. So we're going to we're going to do this. It's going to be great though. How fun is that? I'll do your show, but I can't be by the, I'll be running a load of laundry and I'm also going to be watching a movie and going gonna take the dog out for a walk. And you can hear the guy was just like, ah shit. I'm gonna pick up my dog shit.

Well, you guys try to make an entertaining podcast. Oh yeah, he even says, he even says my dog's name's Ollie. So if you hear me just yelling out Ollie randomly, it's because he's eating something he shouldn't be. It's like this is not a good interview. Just turn it down next time. I just don't want to, I guess I want to know how they got them.

You know, like, how, how is that facilitated? Do you know where these guys, like broadcast from? Are they in LA or something like that? They are, two guys are in the United States, and I believe that they get into the same room to broadcast. And then he got Jackson who's in Australia. And Kaya is Turkish, but I think he's in Germany when they're broadcasting.

I don't know what Kaya is, but he's fucking awesome. I know. Kaya's the best. Is his accent is everything I live for. Yes. I just put it that way. Just to get back up to the show that we live for. Yes. Just put it that way. Yeah. Just to get back into the show that we reviewed here.

Yeah. Yeah. The David stuff. They start the show talking about the wildfires in California. Correct. It had been ridiculous. There's been something like a hundred people confirmed, killed. I think even more at this point.

Yeah. But not for those guys, they just roll right into it. Like it's no big deal and joking around and stuff. I have a couple of clips where they kind of fuck up in the beginning. This is right when the fucking episode starts. So if you could play my number one fuck. Yeah, so California is about to be eradicated from the United States of America.

The emancipation proclamation has been signed by the wildfire, California's gone. Yeah, so we, I think anybody with a brain knows that that is incorrect. The emancipation. Proclamation and then they do correct themselves. Number two. It turns out the emancipation proclamation is about the ending of slavery.

So not applicable to the wildfire. Wait, you didn't actually know that. Whoops. Whoopsies. Yeah, and they just, I don't know. They just, it, it, it turned me off a lot because it's like, this is the first thing you hear about these guys in there, you know, they're,

they come right out of the gate talking about, Fuck Malibu and all these people's homes. Oh, I know that's like the ongoing joke that everybody has like Oh, it burned down one of your mansions. Wow These are real fucking people trying to get away from this fire that Anyway, I don't want to get too much into that But I did find it interesting that they start out the show by saying this about the fire. The Blaze has apparently already burned 83,000 acres of land. Yeah. I don't think many people realize how massive this fire is.

He doesn't think people realize how massive the fire is. It's all anyone has talked about for weeks. It's the only thing everyone's talking about. You can't get on the internet without seeing more information about how crazy this fucking fire has been. And this guy comes down and goes, I don't know if you guys heard about this, but there's this fire in California. And it's actually pretty bad.

It's spurred down a lot of light. Yeah, we know. And then, like, let's do some topical shit. They just don't want to see it. And we're like, I'm just a fire going on Well, and I don't know that this is a comedy show. I don't know if it's trying to be I'm not sure what it is. It sounds like it's a hang type of format This is them trying to make a joke out of the wildfire debacle

The one of the woman who is driving through the flames praying for her life No, I haven't seen no no,, no, I haven't seen that. What's her YouTube channel like Hot Mama 55? Be more funny. I didn't even understand that one. There's a video of a woman praying for her life trying to drive through a fire of the guys like, oh yeah, what's the name of the channel?

Is it hot mama? Maybe? I don't know. Wait, what? the fuck was that they do so many cringy things like I Have a clip to number three. I love how the firefighters and the footage still try to fight it It's like they're spraying a little bit of square inch of it. There's a whole ranging in Ferno tornado around them They're having a lot of fun with this Yeah, I mean, but what what else do you expect them to do? you can ferno tornado around them. They're having a lot of fun with this. Yeah, I mean, but what, what else do you expect them to do? I mean, stand around and be like, ah, this is too big.

We, uh, we firemen should just stand around and look at the fire. I mean, I do something. I think they would get bashed a little bit harder if they're just like, wow, I mean, we're no match for this thing. I, yeah, they got popcorn out. They're just watching it. Yeah, no, this is, uh, this is pretty impressive. This is, hey, guys, this is pretty impressive. This is

Hey guys, you want to have the fireman's barbecue over here? What's up? right? I mentioned before that I love kaya and he's the guy. He's the gentleman that to me sounds like The ancient aliens guy or or Mars Ulrich. It's definitely Lars Ulrich and it's not even Lars Ulrich. It's Jim Brewer doing an impression of Lars Ulrich. That's all I can think of when I was listening to this guy talking. I fucking love it because he even talks in that exaggerated way that when Jim Brewer does the impression.

Yeah. Do you have an example of that? You're fucking napsuck. Yeah. Um, number, number four, I call intro to Kai. This is him talking about how they hired inmates to help fight the fire. God, you can stay if you want, I guess. Did you hear about the felons they sprung from prison to fight the fire? Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, now and somebody was angry because apparently they're only getting paid two dollars per hour. And somebody was like, you know, these inmates are only getting paid two dollars per hour to fight those fires. And I'm thinking like, oh, you mean these felons? Well, get paid two dollars for Napster.

When Napster was trying to, they, they, they, they, they don't love the entire album and it wouldn't even cost them two dollars. You know, I think some of these fires Kevin. Well, I think it was actually ancient aliens that came to earth to start these fires. What I'm trying to say is two dollars is just not enough. He's got another some more stuff on inmates. Number five. At the same time, they're not going to What do you want like 20 bucks an hour?

For a killer and it's just it's your debt to society. You're still paying it. You're a thing. I mean, what do you want? You're an inmate mate Just would you be okay if they got time of their sentences in yeah, yeah, like reparation for it. Well, if they saved stuff of course for it. Well, if they saved stuff, of course. You know who else had lots of labor to build was the pyramids of Egypt. So they used slave labor, they meaning the aliens, came down and used the slave labor to make the pyramids, but they did not get paid like these firemen are trying to do. It sounds like a gay porn out here. No, I haven't got a chance to use that jiggle in a long time. I had a feeling when I heard the Lars Allerick that we'd get into it a little bit. Yeah, of course.

I do want to say that Flutter Cummings, who suggested that we review this show, he said, these guys are pretty large, very scattered, and one of the hosts, Kaya, mentioned that he was a fan of WATP. And Kaya tweeted that as earlier in the week asking if he could be on our show reviewing their show. And I mean, I'm not opposed to that, but I figured that might be a little bit awkward. So I told them to go ahead and call and leave a voice now. He opted not to. But hopefully we can connect with Kaya at some point because I think we've made it clear, Kevin, you and I are both fans of this guy.

Definitely. I would like to have a back and forth of them where I'm ancient alien guy. Yes. All right. So I'm going to tell you why I'm a huge fan of Kayah besides the fact that he talks hilariously. Also, he was a guest on the Dik show, a couple episodes before I went on the Dik show. They've had Dik Masterson on their show. And Kaye explained something that he did back when he was a teenager that I'm a huge fan of. I think you're you're going to like this. This is when he was on the DICK show. I used to dabble in coding. I mean, I started when I was in my teenage years

and only because I wanted to script Kitty together a couple of lines of code so I could make viruses, which then I would send to pedophiles on this German chat room, I really do. You really do that? But, I used to do that. Yeah.

I mean, I didn't catch any and send them to prison, but I got at least one guy beat up real bad by his father by wrecking his computer and his father's computer. It was a good time. All I would do is I would pose as a 12 year old online just like to catch a predator. And when they ask me for my nudes, I would just send them the virus and zip file over MSN messenger because, you know, kind of files are so fucking stupid, they will open it. I mean, they can't, they need it.

Right. They need it. So I thought that was awesome. This guy was just taking the law, do his own hands and fucking with pedophiles. Very well done. I'm like the Punisher for pedophiles. Very well done. I'm like the Punisher for pedophiles. Very, very well done. So later on in that show, and I will come back, I promise you,

but I just have to play this. Dick Masterson is talking to Kaya, who is in Germany at the time. And so these guys, I mentioned once in Australia, once in Germany, a couple of guys at the time. And so these guys I mentioned once in Australia, once in Germany, a couple of guys in the state. So a lot of different time zones going on here. And they have no show format. Dick Masterson came up with a show format

that they should use that I think is brilliant. I would listen to this show. So you know what? Europe. I could have, I could listen to a podcast all day where just guys call in from different parts of the world and talk about what time it is for them. If we got a new we got a caller from Singapore. Hey buddy, what time is it where you are?

Yeah, that's 11.30 p.m. Oh nice nighttime. Right. You ate you already ate dinner. Yeah, yeah, a while ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Late shows are coming on. Yeah, talk to them, you know, pertaining to what what they are doing around that time. Yeah, what time is it right now? All right, buddy. Thanks for the call. We got a guy calling in from, from Skokie, Illinois. Hey, buddy, what time is it? What time is it?

Barber shot quartet. Yeah, just 2 p.m. Yeah, I'm about to pick my kids up from school. Oh, nice, nice, nice. All right. And you never know where the hosts are. What time it is for them. I don't know, okay.

Would you listen to that show? You know what? I would only because I'm in a different fucking time zone than you are right now. Wait, wait, wait, what time is it there? It is 1228. Oh, 1228. No shit, okay.

Yeah, what are you doing? 1228. Gonna grab some lunch, maybe. Yeah, maybe, you know, it's, we'll see. I'm adjacent to the giant fucking fire in California. Maybe. Yeah, maybe, you know, it's, we'll see. I'm adjacent to the giant fucking fire in California. Yeah. I'm so, I think you're pretty safe. You got a little bit of desert

of between you and that fire. I have a feeling it's not gonna be a problem. Hey, oops. I haven't seen fires travel over deserts very often. Well, they talked about it and I'm traveling. They're like, couldn't they just consume the entire planet? They're like, well, I would have to go over water. That's how fire's actually spread.

I don't know. Yeah, sure, that's fine. That's exactly what's going to happen. And then I have a clip on here where Kaya admits to something. And I thought this was very interesting because on the show that we did last week, when we teased that we were doing this show, I played a clip of it, and Doug brilliantly said, what is this show called?

Two Downs and an Autistic, and it turns out he might have been right, because Kaya says this. I guess even though I'm not diagnosed, a lot of people think that in my childhood, I displayed a lot of autism. So there you have it. He wasn't too far off. I fucking love Kyle, he's the best. I love Kyle.

And the other thing that I love about this show are the terrible Segways they do to commercial reads. Oh, God, yes. There was a Segway, there was a segue on episode 44 where they dick master some of it. Listen to the entire show. It's a fine episode, you know, they get into the whole thing with dick and maddox and actually Kai has a connection with maddox

that we can talk about in a minute too. It's, I don't know, the podcasting role is weird, right? Everything's connected to each other somehow. But yeah, yeah. It's bizarre. Turns out that Maddox is accusing Kaya of being a stalker and all this shit. Anyway, this is what I call the worst segue ever.

You can't stick in Kaya mosaics on every area of her body. This is some obesity. Kaya, look, if I grab my labia you can talk Oh Just stop That's a yucky yucky picture. I Hope that labia is at least shaved with dollar shaved club Well, if you know if you want to shave my name into your labia,

there's no better tool than using all the shit. Very labia, have you seen a shave your labia? Yeah, who? They were talking about Dick Magistrate says, you know, when I first saw someone get a tattoo of my logo, I was born away by it. Somebody's way too into this thing that I'm doing. And then they started speculating like what have people got tattoos of Kaya

on them and then they get into like you know you move the labia and he starts talking. I mean I can't even picture what they're talking about. I wasn't following it at all. But then he's like well I got to get to this tower shave club read. So I'm gonna figure out how to shoe her there. Well they do it in this episode too. They're talking about the fire of course, which they spend a shit on a time on Yeah, you know multiple fatality fire. Yeah, which is comedy gold. They do this transition into a reheat. It's number six. I'm not wrong Everything burns Trust me. Yeah, especially if your junk is chafing. Yeah.

Which is why you should get some me on these. Oh, look. Oh, God. Do you guys ever just like shave your balls and then you red it to the moment you have to walk anywhere? Yeah, that was interesting. It's like, yeah, you know what else is is really it feels like it's on fire is your balls in underwear.

Okay, what? Which, let's, yeah, let's talk about that. Yeah, let's talk about that. All right. I've trimmed my area before. Yeah. It's never burned or shaved or been a problem. Hubble, brag.

Well, I mean, come on. Any guy out there, is that, is that an issue? I don't shave it down to the stub. So right, it's it's yeah, I'm with you on that. Oh shit. I'm not trying to look like there was a forest fire that happened just around my junk. That's not a good look. You mean like forest fire, like they're having in California right now? You just heard of the Yakow smeared off. What was that? having in California right now. You just turned into the Yakov smeardog. What was that?

And paper plates and cloth napkins. You can put out fire on crotch. So this is the, this is that their fault. This is just the, what they have to read for the, the meandis. This is just the ad copy that they have to read. But I have a lot of questions about this. And guess what?

Three times softer than cotton. Mm hmm. So this materials Three times softer than cotton. So this material is three times softer than cotton, which implies that there is a measurement for softness. There's a quantifiable metric that can be expressed in the form of an integer that determines softness. Is this even possible? Well, I think we've proven now that it is. I mean, it's three times softer. What scale are we using there? What do you mean three times? It's so specific of how much softer something is.

If you rub your labia on it, the shaved labia? The shaved labia, rub's on the cotton. It can be pleasurable, but also painful if you're not using meandies. I see you have another meandies clip on here. Should we play that before we move on? Yeah, I don't even know what this one was. I'm at number seven. Yeah, let's see what this is.

You can't wear boxers after you shave your junk. It just, it feels terrible. It's sheen us, shaving, but you know what? You can get some meandies in any shape or form you like. And guess what? Three times softer than cotton. Mm-hmm. Okay, so a little bit of overlap there. Yeah, a little bit.

Oh boy. You're still just, yeah, you're just impressed with this guy's voice. I love the voice. I, I, I, from the moment I heard it. I'm like, holy, holy shit. This is a, a Jan aliens dude and or and or Lars Ulrich. But I have way more material if I'm doing a Jan aliens guy. Gotcha. All right.

That makes sense. I can only do a large if he's talking about Metallica and his, uh, no, Psoc. I don't know. The problem with this show, they have a lot of advertisers on there and they try to do these smooth segues into the ads. And when you have advertisements on your entertainment show, it just doesn't make it as good,

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plug, right? Yeah. How do we end it? Thank you deep discount. Oh, yes. You should know that. Thank you deep discount. I had a whole compilation of all the segues they do to their advertisers, but you've kind of, you've kind of covered that. I want to talk about when they had another guest on the show, Wheeler Walker Jr. This was another episode that I checked out. You familiar with Wheeler Walker Jr.? That name is very, very familiar. I don't know where I've heard it before then.

He's the country artist who has that song, Eatin' Pussy and Kickin' Ass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a bunch of ridiculous parody-type country songs. And even Wheeler has to justify the fact that he's doing a podcast. People feel so, like David Cross did. People feel so like David Cross did. People feel so uncomfortable doing the show.

Well, I'm honored to be here. So I appreciate it. You know what? If it happens, it happens quite a bit, you know, because, you know, because I'm banned from the radio, banned from Walmart, banned from TV, it's like, when people call up, most of these artists, you know, YouTube, whatever podcasts, you know, they keep them away. It's like, I love talking to artists, you know, YouTube, whatever podcasts, you know, they keep

them away. It's like, I love talking to everybody, you know. So he says, you know, you know, some people wouldn't even go on a podcast, but you know, I'll do it. And then he further insults these guys by saying this. People don't understand going on these type of things. This is big. These things that I'm just bigger than, you know, you know, doing that. Like I did last call with Carson daily. Like three people saw that. That's NBC. Yeah.

Yeah. For the most. For the most. Yeah. He says, he says these things add up, which is so rude to say here. These guys are hosting a very large podcast. They have a lot of people who enjoy the show for some reason. And Wheeler Walker is like, no, no, I don't mind doing podcasts. I mean, they add up. If you do a lot of people who enjoy the show for some reason.

And Wheeler Walker is like, no, no, I don't mind doing podcasts. I mean, they add up. If you do 1,000 of them, you get at least 900 listeners out. That's good. And then they had Tom Papa on. Oh, this is a longer clip, but again,

this, and I don't know, these agents must say, look, we're not connecting with the younger demo. You gotta do this show, the kids love it, the hosts are all in their mid-20s. We're gonna finally hit that other demo, because like Tom Papa, if you're 22 years old, you have no idea who this guy is, right? Right, right.

So Tom Papa says, all right, all right, I'll do this podcast show that, you know, everybody likes so much. And again, these guys are just so good at having guests on the show. What do you have a PhD in? I, uh, I left school with a bachelor's degree and, uh, I don't think that was supposed to be a cliffhanger. I think this cord cut them off. Was there more to that sentence, Tom? You stopped at end. I said, I never went back.

Fuck. I don't know if the audio's working. No, God damn it. It was so, ugh. We're so close. I'm here. Oh, Jesus. Well, I saw the pay okay and Skype I'm adding Tom to the call quick. Is this working? You Skype, okay. Yes, yes, Andrew. Yeah, it's soundly fucking shit. Oh my lord my mic's got really fucked up

Hello, hey, I'm on Skype That's all shit that could have been added out so easily. Yeah, why wasn't that close? I don't know. Apparently the guy Jackson is the editor of the show. Jackson, you're fired. That's all the shit you got to take out of the show and post, man. What are you editing? If you're believing all that, and you hear all the shitty quality of the noises

and everything that's going on. I don't understand. I'm just literally I'm on their Patreon page right now. I just keep seeing this $10,000 standing in the face and I'm like, what? Why? I don't get it. I really do not fucking get it. I will tell you though that that clip gave me an awesome

I sell from Tom Papa. Hey, I'm on Skype. Hey, I'm on Skype. This is, this is an example of, they're just make a lot of noise for no reason. Just right next to the microphone. Oh, no, I just love going on Reddit and the entire front page being nothing but everybody's freak out. Shit. Loser might be irrational freak out. I have a what? There's, There's coughing, there's thuds, people are opening up cans of soda. Guys, get your shit together.

It's not like, Kevin, it's not like you come on the show and I just decided to pour myself an ice soda over some ice cubes and I'm just pouring a soda as we're doing the show. That would be ridiculous. Who would want to listen to that? Who would possibly want to listen to that? I don't know, somebody getting a phone call or something. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't be professional. No, not at all. I mean, it's like, I don't know,

somebody getting a like a phone call or something like in the middle of the episode or something like that, like that. That kind of shit, it's just not, it's not professional and I, okay, have you got to take that? Oh, yeah, hold on, let me, no, just, you know what? I'll say, I don't need, I don't need to get that right now. Oh, okay, great. I'll just leave all of this in because that'll be entertaining for people. Yeah, I figured, you know, just, just leave it in.

It's, you know, it's just a hang. We're just hanging. It's just hanging, you know, let's pretend the mics aren't even on and we're not even recording. Dude, if you go to their sub-right ated, the official podcast sub-routed, which by the way, I think you alerted me to the fact that they are onto us. They know we're reviewing their show.

Right. Did you see that? Yeah, there's a threat in here about the fact that we'll be reviewing their show. But did you see the rules that are in their sub-routed? I did not, but I would look at them right now. Take a look at this. So the first rule is do not make a question submission

thread, which is fine, whatever. Rule number two is no shit posts. Rule number three is don't be Dicks. And rule number three. Yeah, and rule number four is only post the official podcast relevant things. I don't think that these guys understand how to use Reddit. Like, they want it to be on point,

and there's no shit talking with the fucks the point of that. Right, right. I've never been part of the subreddit to have those rules before. That sounds really boring. Is there rules in the WATP? There are definitely not. I've already been doxed. There are obviously...

I have, I have not told the mods any rules for our sub Reddit. So we'll see it's funny because I'm sure that five episodes from now I'll be talking about the rules to our sub Reddit. No, listen guys. It's not cool. Okay. We've got sponsors. Yeah, what's up. Should shooting at the sponsors in the sub-reddit, please guys. Oh, boy. Now we've really fucking done it now. Well, that's great. I want to get back to them talking about these wildfires.

And one of the guys, I can't keep them all straight. The Australian is pretty easy to tell. The Turks pretty easy to tell. the Turks pretty easy to tell, but the other guys I can't really tell them apart, there's a political joke made here that is a terrible. Well, the fire is getting so large that I think it could form its own third party in the governmental race. This could be a new fucking leader in the 2020 election.

What in the hell are you talking about? That was like Hollywood handbook bad. Tell bad that joke was. And by the way, that was y'all struggling up. I got to the witch guy this is, like, that's a durer. Obviously Jackson, my bad. All right, here's a clip that, you know, we talked about the fact that they're on to us.

Kaya might be a fan of our show. I really, really hope that they don't address the fact that we've reviewed their show on their show because of this. It's kind of like that Simpsons effect. You know how it's like Simpsons did it first. If you correlate the things we talk about to when they died, there's like a direct correlation

that we mention it and it dies very soon after. Oh boy, that's not good. Yeah, I know I'm under contract. I gotta get a bunch more episodes out. Can't have them. They do something that were they talk they they skip around topics once they got the fucking fire discussion. They they go all over the place and not one of the things that they talk about, I don't know if you've seen the ads or whatever for this, but there's a new Pokemon movie that's coming out. And they want to talk about this apparently, but I don't know, this was weird to me. Just play at number eight.

Pokemon are getting movies. Oh, it looks good. Pokemon looks weird. It looks so weird though. It's, the Pokemon CGI looks really off putting to me. It looks uncanny valley almost. Okay. So let me nerd out a little bit here.

Please. Okay. Do you know what uncanny valley is? I definitely do not. Okay. So the uncanny valley, according to a Google, which is a search engine you can not. Okay. So the Oncanny Valley, according to a Google, which is a search engine you can use. You got it.

For the time. It's a common unsettling feeling people experience when androids and audio visual simulations closely resemble humans in many aspects but are not quite convincingly real. So you hear this trotted out a lot with CGI. Yep. Where there's just something that isn't quite right where you don't believe it.

Kind of like Princess Leia at the end of Rogue One, where it's just kind of, I don't know, it doesn't look quite right. That's uncanny valley. So they're, they're using that for a fucking cartoon. So the CGI fucking Pikachu doesn't look apparently as good as the 2D rendering. Yeah, as you say, like that's based on a cartoon, it's only a cartoon. And actually, yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense. Does it? Because I watched that trailer. I don't know anything about Pokemon, but I thought that the movie looked interesting. I've never understood the Pokemon thing ever, and I think it's just, I think it's our age.

I think we missed that generation or that whole fucking thing. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either because my brother's older than me and he won't stop playing fucking Pokemon go. We were discussing this over Thanksgiving about what his fucking technique is. I'm like, we're still playing this game. What's going on right now? I don't understand the appeal. I really don't. All right. So you're talking about, yeah, God.

Well, I mean, I think, you know, we had our own shit. You know, I mean, people probably don't understand our obsession with GI Joe and fucking E-man and shit either, but, you know, those are the toys that we had growing up. And some scary hate and fantasy lies, lies, lies. Yeah. We liked, we liked our cartoons villains to yell at us. It's shout. And that's what we had.

We had Starscream, Colbert Commander and fucking. Colbert Commander was not a dynamic character. There was not a dynamic to this guy. Yeah, you know, he doesn't want to just hang it out. He was just like, Hey, are you guys doing it? Yeah, you know, it's always just like if they had a beach not gum into the fucking. That was a deep polar.

I was beach. There was a beach not gum advertisement. I'm going to roll into That they're one of the new sponsors. Yes Beach nut gum hasn't been around in 28 years Order sub today the fuck you talking about fucking fruit stripes The gum that lasts uh 20 seconds Holy shit. Are we turning into the fucking show that we're reviewing? We're just going to start talking about random nonsense. Hey, Kevin, do you remember toys when you

are a kid? Yeah. So they were talking about this Carrie Fisher thing because the way they got on to it was they were talking about Stan Lee passing away. And they said, are they going to start putting Stan Lee? Because he always does a cameo in every Marvel movie. Are they going to start putting him in like a CG version of Stan Lee? And they equated to Princess Leia showing up at the end of Rogue One. And so this is them talking about that. I still really do think that once his film cameos run out, they're going to start doing digital actor cameos.

I guarantee. I the way to which backlash for that. cameos run out they're going to start doing digital actor cameos I guarantee I The the way to which backlash for that I would feel they will definitely use photos. They did that yeah no they did Yeah, they did it for a care. I would assume they did it for Carrie Fisher No, you're wrong. Look it up. All right, Carrie Fisher was not dead at the time that they Made the movie Rogue One. It wasn't a, it wasn't the word for that? Postimus.

It wasn't a posthumous rendering of somebody. And it wasn't a cameo. The whole point of that was it was tying in Rogue One to episode four, and I'm nerding out now for a second. Because one of the guys says something that really pissed me off. What was the piece of shit useless garbage Star Wars film that everyone already forgot about? The one that doesn't need to be broken too.

Road one, remember at the very end of Road One? She just goes hope and she shows up and that's it for like half a scene. And she's a digital actress. Yeah. Kevin, what is he talking about? The piece of shit Star Wars movie that everybody forgot about? Isn't that the one movie that every Star Wars fan likes that Disney's made so far?

Rogue one? I don't know, I don't keep up. I would assume I liked it. I thought it was good. I'm pretty sure this guy's trolling me now. He's trying to get me outraged by this because I happen to follow the Star Wars thing kind of closely and I'm pretty sure that every die-hard Star Wars fan like Rogue One's a good movie.

These other fucking movies are pieces of shit that have all been disneyified and are trying to push some kind of political agenda, but Rogue One, everyone dies in the end, it's an adult movie, people like that one. And this guy goes, oh, what's that, piece of shit movie? Are you thinking of solo or maybe the last Jedi? Cause those are pieces of shit movies that everyone has tried to forget about. And he's comparing that scene to a Stanley cameo. Stanley, when he shows up in these movies,

they always like this little fucking wink at the audience. Okay, look at me guys. I'm in the spider man movie. Like, we get it Stanley Stanley you're in every fucking movie But this was way different than that. This was one of the main characters of the original trilogy showing up in order to tie it back to the beginning scene of Fucking a new hope episode four. What is he talking? But they're not even quote and this all they talk about is movies You would think they would know this shit

So then they bring up something and they're talking about the Stanley thing some more and they bring up a term I've never heard before. They're just gonna find new ways to fan service him with it. What is fan service? Remember we did that show and they said fanwank? Was that Bronyville or what was the show that we reviewed? And they were talking about fan

wanking? That very, I've never heard fan wank and I've heard fans service. Okay, so explain fan service to me. What is that? It's really just doing something in the plot or whatever purely for the fans. That's fan service. So like you, you know, in his, I guess his example here is that they included the tie back to a new hope as a fan service thing. It didn't really need to be there, but they put it in there

because it was kind of cool and people would geek out. So it has nothing to do with blow jobs. Well, that's, that's different. If you ask a band, what? Well, that's that's different if you ask a band would Probably a different answer, but They talk about Stan Lee quite a bit and I have to admit that this is actually a very good Stanley impression I was impressed even in even in the fucking spider-man game It was completely shoehorn where they're at the diner and he goes you two were always a cute couple That's pretty spot on Stanley It's not bad.

And then they start talking about James Bond forever. Most of the show is talking about how the new James Bond should be a fat gamer whose 300 pounds, and they turn into a bunch of chuckleheads. I'm like, yeah, and then James Bond, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Who's 300 pounds and they're all just they turn into a bunch of chuckle hats And then and then the segment just comes to a fucking thud when this guy tries to get it on the action and just makes the worst joke I think it's zero reaction. I think this might be your greatest invention yet Bond Dorito resistant mouse My Dorito resistant mouse. No dust for a mile. No dust for a mile. Oh, you know it's a bad joke when everyone tries to tag it to keep it alive.

Like, oh, yeah, yeah, no dust. I get it. I get your joke. No one gets your joke. Yeah, they were a bunch around the neckbeard thing. And I don't understand like that's actually actually why this episode is named what it is, right? Because that was like their whole premises for having like this neck-beard James Bond. Yeah, they're going to have a nice guy, the name of the new James Bond film,

be the nice guy. And they were saying, uh, micro-tando from the plain white teas, the bass player from that band would be, uh, the star. Oh, that's a real, I said, I just thought they made it up. I didn't know that was a real fucking. It's not a real, oh, it's a real person, but they did make up that he would be starring in the next movie. Right. So you think they came up with someone's full name just as a goof that wasn't a real person? Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, these guys are ultra creative.

So I figured that they probably would have come up with it. I'm just, I can see my poll numbers falling further behind. So you can't think about that. Don't imagine what people will say on the sub-routed as you're doing the show. It will not go well for you. There's a reason this fucker left after few episodes. Oh my God.

I played a voice mail last week to crushed you and Gavin. So fucking hard. And I think the guy, I don't know what is dealing. I was at Bob Gaffer Fillet, I think that was so funny. And Gavin said, he's like, fuck that guy. Fuck you. I'm never doing your show again.

Oh, I think, you know what, you played it last week, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think it was like, he was holding you back. I'm like, yeah, I kind of was. Holy shit. I'm holding him back. Well, you didn't know the fucking tagline for the deep discount read, so that doesn't help things.

No, it certainly doesn't. No, it doesn't. It's weird. It's weird coming back to the show like after after it had been being gone. And it's like now it's a completely different thing. It's like going back to your high school, you're an adult. And it's just like, oh, I got another. Everything's all different. There's a bunch of live reads and It's like your high school reunion. You have to fucking do a live read. Like I never did this in high school. Yeah, why are we doing it now? It's so weird like coming back, you know the only thing that's the same is that I'm drunk in my high school. So that's the only thing that No, it's just like you walk around you're like these lockers are way smaller than I thought

Yeah, in this live read goes on for fucking ever. I don't remember that. Everything's different. He's metal detector was what you heard before. Yeah, it's just it's weird coming back and the popularity of the show growing to where it is. And I'm happy to say that I have gone on and done nothing. I've been telling all of your shows. That's not true. That's not true. I saw a tweet you put out a couple of months ago that was very funny. So you got that going for it.

I did work on that for months. So that was a very, that was a big deal. Yeah, I know you collaborated with a few other people on that. That was good. Yeah, yeah, I had to I collaborated with You ever heard of a man's sia Help me that German guy. Yeah, he's good Yeah

Kevin got any other clips of the show that you want to play before we move on? Well, we might as well just end it out with Kaya. He gets really mad about the last airbender or avatar. It's like avatar of the last. I don't fucking know. Yes. Some anime or shit, but he gets real pissed about it. Right. Number 12. Oh, you guys were they were because that was the only problem with the other movie. Yeah, just yes, we were all pissed off that you cast pasty white children and the roles of like fire lords and such, but that was far from the only problem. How come you're not mentioning the shitty camera work, the shitty CGI, the shitty writing, the shitty acting,

everything that is wrong with the fact that you changed the whole story. How come you're not mentioning that? How come it's just this virtue signaling bullshit about skin color again? Fuck you. Yeah, he's very mad at M. Night Shyamalan, specifically who apparently directed this movie that I've never seen and will never see. And the other guy goes, well, I hope I'm not stealing your clip here, but the other guy goes, well, don't you like M. Night Shyamalan now? Like his new movie split was pretty good. And Kayah fucking loses his shit, or he's like, no, fuck that, I'm never gonna like that guy. He was so pissed. You're redeemable.

Yeah, he's very redeemable. Yeah, actually, 13, I just made an ISO for it. I figured you could probably use this going forward. Awesome. Such a shit show. Yes, perfect. There's another ISO I grab from these guys that I will be using, especially for the second half

of our show when we talk about Maddox. Definitely got to throw this in there. Also to cover us from litigation, everything we just said is a parody. And it's a very, very, very, very, very, very, you can't sue us there. It's all fair use. Perfect. It's all fair use. Such a shit show. Kevin, anything else you want to talk about with these guys? I don't think so. I mean, I'm shocked and amazed that they are as popular as they

are. Yeah. Then again, you know, there's a lot of really shitty shows, I think, that are hugely popular. I think Kaya is, I mean, I don't think he's necessarily a funny gentleman, but I love his voice. Just like people seem to want to rip on WATP for being Midwesterns. Right. I don't understand at all. But anyway, yeah, no, I think I'm good. There's just a couple of the things that I wanted to hit on. I wanted to like this show because of the connection with the dick show and just looking at how many fans these guys have and and all the love for them going through their subreddit. Like this has got to be a good show, right? And so I didn't just listen to one episode.

I listened to multiple episodes. I listened to ones where they had celebrity's on and different times where there's a mixing it up. I listened to an episode 95 where they should on Maddox for a while, which is awesome. I'm an American, listen to that kind of stuff all day. And I just don't get it.

It's not a funny show. I don't know if it's trying to be funny. At one point, they're talking about Elon Musk and the fact that, you know, Elon Musk was smoking weed on YouTube on Joe Rogan's show and they have this setup where they say, weed is a gateway drug to anime. Because I guess Elon Musk has been tweeting about anime or something. I don't know. I'm probably getting all of this wrong. And the one guy goes off like he thinks he's got a hilarious banter and gets zero reaction, which is always one of my favorite things on a podcast. I used to be a normal man like everyone. I had kids. I had a job, I was a happy man. I mean, I smoked some weed and now I'm a stupid guy,

Jin and Baka. I watch all my anime's on Crunchyroll. It's a tragedy. Don't run, come here, home run. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right. Again, I Wanted to like the show didn't understand what the appeal was, but it's probably us, right? It's probably We're just not understanding it. It's always us. It's always us. We're the problem and This week Kevin I didn't want to talk about OP. He was on vacation So curl or ease was doing the show

By himself, I think, I don't know, I didn't even listen to it. I thought it might make more sense for us to revisit our body since Kaya is a stalker, a maedict. I thought we should revisit the best debate in the universe. You're listening to... I'm gonna post mad at you. Can we talk about this episode that we listen to, what's the best way to fix politics is there best to be in the universe? This was fucking really rough.

What? I gotta tell ya, I don't know shit about Maddox or Dick or any of these guys. It's, it's was kind of outside of my scope of knowledge. This is what I could tell you. I think I remember of what Maddox was. Okay. Is. Yep. I vaguely remember something like Maddox.x mission. Yep. Got something, right? Okay. So I kind of remember, I remember is something to do with pirates. Yes. Okay. All right. I remember that. But I don't, that's all I seem to remember. Like he was in these,

you know, the something, something offals and the, the E-bombs' worldly key was kind of around during that spike in, in, in the internet, as far as entertainment is concerned. I never knew that he was like a podcast or radio guy or is he, I don't really understand at this point. Right, he started as a blogger. He was kind of like a Tucker Maxx kind of guy popular for his blog website and put up articles from time to time, people go read them.

And then he's transitioned himself into this multi-media non-star. He's really fallen far, but he did have the podcast with Dick Master Sin, the biggest problem in the universe, which was a phenomenal podcast. I recommend it. I went back and listened every episode. And since Maddox and Dick have gone their separate ways, Maddox's new show is terrible. It's supposedly a comedy show. Okay. There's no comedy to be had. And this was, I picked this show for us to review because I love it when Maddox talks politics. He tries to be so intellectual and smart, and he's such a fucking idiot. He talks about going into a bookstore,

and when he walks into a bookstore, he likes to go over to the humor section. Wait, I want to comment on the repulmigral quick because I was at a bookstore not too long ago, and every now and then I'll go into the humor section to see what books there are Yeah, you know what he's doing. He's checking to see if his book is there Exactly I go to the humor section to see what books are there. Yeah, that makes sense You just walk in and randomly look around. Oh, yeah, I wonder if

You know Garfield's out. Yeah, exactly So he goes in there. He wants to to read books and he talks about how, now this is a bookstore in another library, he's picking up random books and none of them are funny. So I was looking for a funny book. The reason I mentioned this with regards to Plato's Republic is I went to the humor section and nothing was funny. I was just like picking these books up and you know kind of going through all the stuff and nothing was making me laugh.

Then I picked up Plato's Republic and it is so fucking funny. I was just like picking these books up and, you know, kind of going through all the stuff and nothing was making me laugh. Then I picked up Plato's Republic and it is so fucking funny. All right. Are you believing this story at all? No. Does it make any sense? Plato's Republic. So this is a like a political pseudo-political book. Is that correct? Right. It's written by the philosopher Plato. And he says, yeah,

somehow that's adjacent to the humor section in the Barnes and Noble or wherever he is. This fictitious bookstore that he's in. Well, I, let's say that that book is there. He's going in and just, he's just grabbing random books, reading them and deciding they're not funny, which is not how humor books work per se. I mean, was it supposed to be fucking knock, knock jokes? You're just supposed to be fucking bald over as soon as you open it up.

You know, there's like contacts and things have to like build, but whatever. So he's not loving it, but then he picks up this Play-Doh book and this is where I definitely call bullshit. Play-Doh is so fucking clever in this, like he's setting up jokes that he starts and then three pages later you get the setup. or I definitely call bullshit. Plato is so fucking clever in this, like he's setting up jokes that he starts

and then three pages later you get the setup. Like he, the setup pays off, like three pages later. Because he'll go in there and he's so cleverly insulting the Republic. So he says this book is so clever, he'll set something up that the punchline isn't for three more pages. Are you standing in a bookstore reading a book that takes fucking three pages to pay off a fucking set up? No, no one's doing that and kick you out like sir, you have to buy that. You can't read a cover to cover it here. Don't you have a home?

What are you doing here? He's actually like he's a homeless person. He's in this fucking bookstore and by the way I'm playing those a genius whatever. I'm pretty sure that when you have a set up that takes three fucking pages It's not a good joke. I Hate that shit You know like when you're fucking uncle traps you and oh, I gotta hear this joke You do a comedy show. I'll tell you this joke that I heard and you're by the time You get to the end you're like, I'm sorry. I don't remember where the three guys in the bar Wait, one of them was a woman. Right. Okay. I'm sorry. I was an important juice

Yeah, how many Jews were there because I was that important to the alright now I know that it's very funny It's very very funny and then Maddox goes ahead and tries to recount what's funny about this one specific thing that Plato writes about in the book. And he does a terrible job recounting it. It's not funny at all, but he does that thing that I hate where he does the fake laughter as if it's just so funny that can you believe it? And no other sign of your intelligence then by taking council with me and Realize like he's just fucking with them. Oh

He tries to sell this so hard He doesn't tell it right. He doesn't tell it well. It's not good delivery But he's not chocolate and go. Can you guys believe it? This play-doh guy. And he's all in just trying to sound smart. Everything that he says, he just wants to sound like he's a smart guy. He talks about how the humor section is the smallest section of the bookstore. There just aren't a lot of humor books. And that's fine. You can just say that, but no, yes to because it's a narcissist, he has to make it all about him. And now he has to talk about this one time when he was in France and he has to make it all about him. And now he has to talk about this one time

when he was in France and he had a conversation with some random person. I remember I went to France a long time ago and I met this guy and I gave him a copy of one of my books and he said, oh wow, you know, it's really interesting to meet a humor writer because he said all the humor books in the world can be fit on one shelf. I'm like, what?

How's that possible? Because you always think it's such a big genre. He's right, you go to a bookstore. It's really just like one big shelf of humor books. And then the rest are kind of like toilet books that are also kind of lumped in with humor. And like, you know, crossword puzzles and things like that. Like, oh my god, he's right. Humor, nobody right, humor. What was the point of that? I was in France once. I gave this guy this book. This guy said to me that there aren't a lot of books like this. Okay, is that even a real story? I doubt it. That sounds so fucking retarded.

Yeah, it's so random. We were in a bookstore and now they had a whole bunch of books on cheese in Paris, but not only the one section of a crossword and toilet humor books. Who cares? Yeah. Who could possibly give a fuck about that? I was, uh, sanitizing myself with a French bag at. Oh, really? Fucking cares!

It's boring as shit. All right. So they go on to talk about how are they going to fix the political system in America, which I definitely want to hear these Brainiacs figure out how to fix this political system that we have, right? Maddox comes up with stupid ideas that are so quickly dismissed by the co-host of the show. It's hilarious.

This is a little bit of a longer clip, but I think it's worth it just to hear how quickly they tear this idea apart. Okay, so whatever the popular parties are in the country, by say, you know, you have at least a 10% margin. By law, they should have every branch of government have a certain number of people representing that party so that we no longer have to dump money into pushing a political candidate or political ideology to be represented because in the legislative, well, this only works in legislative and judicial can't be executive obviously, but you can to an extent because the cabinet members, what are you saying? So let's say right now just for the sake of argument, America is split into 50% conservative

50% liberal. So you say by law, Senate has to be 50, 50, 50 for conservatives and liberal. The judicial has to be 50, 50, conservative judges and liberal judges. And the president's cabinet, the executive cabinet has to be 50, 50 liberals and conservatives. No, why do we have this false economy of only two choices?

What if the, what if both, what if both, like conservatives are back? Well, that's what I said, you have every political party that has more than it's going to take a test to find out if you're conservative or liberal. That well, then then they, they would identify as this is just voting. Isn't this why we have voting? Doesn't voting do this? Holy shit, that's a fucking

dumb idea. There's either cobrale. Yeah, it makes this world. It's like all black and white. There's good guys and bad guys if we get 50 50 I want to battle it out. That's how politics should work Destro one That's a stupid it's idea and I love that I don't know if that was Ron badcock or the guest that he has Kirk Wilcox But I love that I don't know if that was Ron Babcock or the guest that he has Kirk Wilcox, but I love that he says Is it that way we have voting in order to have a mixture of different fucking types of people in these branches of government? It makes like no no no no no no you don't understand here you guys are fucking getting it We're gonna just assign people to these things and that's hilarious too because you have to you have to go out and say I am

Liberal or I am a conservative and then it's like okay well then because you're that we're gonna position you here I can see this is totally being like a WWE thing where they just I rip off your shirt I was actually a conservative oh my god no we have a majority there's nothing you could do about it it's a fucking stupidest thing. Just set up some tables and fucking ladders. The, of course, the go to dumb argument that everyone who wants to sound smart talking about politics always goes to is the electoral college and Jerry Mandarin. That's what's destroying our whole political system. The problem with our current voting system and this is, why everything's kind of fucked right now.

Jerry Mandering, and they're putting things, they're doing things like putting their thumbs on the scale. The electoral college is fucking with our voting as well. So, the problem with the system, Kevin, is the electoral college. Now, granted, that was written into the Constitution. It's how our forefathers wanted us to decide who would become the president, but that's the problem with our country. You know what the real problem is though?

What's the real problem? It's this guy, Jerry Mandry. This guy won't fucking get out of the way. Oh, I'm so sorry. My name's Jerry Mandry. No. I'm so sorry. My name is Jerry Mandarin. I'm ruining politics. Is Jerry Mandarin Jewish?

Jerry Mandarin Burke. I'm from Staten Island. You were very hurtful. No, you were talking about Jerry Mandarin. And you be very hurtful. No, you were talking about gerrymandering and you said very hurtful things. Oh, the way I cut off a district. Let me tell you. Oh, I don't know. I don't know why any of this needs to be said. No, it's so fucking boring. This is, this is supposed to be said. I know. I know. It's so fucking boring. This is supposed to be a comedy show.

I have a clip on here, Kevin. I have to play for you. Ron Babcock is the co-host of the show. And as Dick Mashzen says, he's a failing stand-up comedian out in LA. This is, here comes the comedy portion of the show. I'm always about having ideas that make things a little bit better. And you know what would make the whole system a little bit better

is if when we had our television debates, there was no fucking audience in the room. Because that colors for the sponsor, the people watching at home, and I don't know if he the fuck is in that audience. I don't know if that's a clear sampling of an haircut. It should just be the moderator and the two people running for president.

I mean, that sounds fair. That was a lot of experience with no people being in the room. You think it should be one of my stand-up specials or should be nobody in the room, no reactions of any type as people are talking. There's just no harmony to be found on this show. I don't know who this is for. It's not people who are astute, political, what would be the word experts. These aren't people that I want to hear

their opinion about politics. They talk about everything. The poop jokes and now I'm going to hear them talk about Jerry Mandarin. I'd rather listen to Amy Schumer talk about Jerry Mandarin. She can't even pronounce that word. Oh, she cannot pronounce it. No. I, this is, you know, like my kind of politics now, because I don't know Jack shit about politics, which is why

I don't talk about it. So listening to this was like, oh, let's, I don't, I don't know what the fuck is going on because I don't understand half the shit that they're saying because I'm not a smart man. Right. So it's, it just sounds like a bunch of dudes like at a bar got on the topic of talking about politics. Yeah. And we're all just the other people like, listen to these fucking assholes at the end. They start talking to little too loud. You're like, oh, Jesus Christ, what did that guy just say? I think I'll put on fucking the jukebox or something. That's what it sounds like to me. Like, yes. Like, they just learned the word gerrymandering. They're like, oh, I got a fucking crowbar at bitch in there. Right. So then this Ron Babcock explains that the way to fix the political system is you

shouldn't report on who's leading an election before all of the votes are tailored. And he says this. They do exit polls and they report on them before the post clause. We have a country that's full of different time zones. So you will learn about the results in Pennsylvania and Florida before the polls close in California. That colors the outcome. So I just want to point this out. He says that exit polls are the problem. When they're showing you who they determine is going to win a state or who's going to win the election

It's because there's a percentage of votes that have already been tallyed. They'll say 60% of votes are in it's 58% to 40% We are determining that Statistically, it'd be very difficult for the person to catch up So we're determining they're going to win. We're going to count the rest of those votes, but statistically 58 to 40, this person going to win. Dummy here on Babcock says, Oh, it's all this exit polls is the reason why the reason why they do exit polling is to get demographic information that they can say a white women voted for Trump at this percentage versus Hillary.

They want to understand how someone won or lost what base they, they really connected with. It's not about predicting the election on the day of the election. They're counting the fucking votes as they go, dummy. This is not, it's not an exit polling issue. So you can collect your exit poll data. You can do all that, but you can't report it on it until all the polls close in every 50 states. So yeah, and that's what it causes in that's when they called Florida in a recent election between Bush and Gore, and then they reneged on it. We shouldn't just allow people to call states until the polls close.

Yeah, that that was not what it was at all. The whole fucking thing, it wasn't about exit polls. The whole thing was the hanging chat issue that they had in Florida. I mean, how many times have we talked about the hanging chat issue in Florida in the 2000 election? I mean, it's not like a broken record, but it wasn't an exit poll issue.

Fuck it. We've had so many conversations about the hanging chat. I mean, go back to any of our earlier episodes. It's all we can talk about. Yeah, I don't want to rehash it. It's always interesting to be because like America, we're very, this is being political now. Yeah, here we go.

This is going to be good. So we're very impatient as a society. We're very, we want answers right away. So that makes why, you know, that I understand why they project these things. So some people want a fucking no before they go to bed on voting night, you know, like for a little fucks winning. You know, it's, it's the same thing like a football game

or something like that, you know, like there's a point in the game where it's just, it's the same thing like a, like a football game or something like that. You know, like there, there's a point in the game where it's just, it's impossible for the fucking other team to come back. Right. So people kind of start to check out. They leave the fucking stadium for the bills. It's called the first quarter. Yeah. Yes.

So I mean, it's just, it's just the way shit is here. Like we want immediate fucking access to what's going on. And it's, it's just the way shit is. I mean, I'm making a really fucking real here, but I live in Arizona as you know. Yeah. And we had a fucking crazy close race for a Senate. Yeah, did you guys just elect a really attractive set in there?

We did. Yeah, it was between a shit uh, Martha McSally. Congratulations. By the way. Yeah. Yeah. And uh, Kristen Sonema, who was the Democratic choice, but they had McSally leading for a while. And everyone was like, fuck.

But uh, yeah, Sonema pulled it out. She, uh, she whipped it out, if you will. She sure did. So, uh, yeah, we have an attractive senator now in an office. Yeah. And I don't want to get into politics, but isn't she also a bisexual, uh, triathlete? Is that a politics for some reason? It matters.

Yeah. And yes, I think that's correct. Congratulations to Arizona. This is just one more clip from Maddox's show that I think sums up his show perfectly. It's about a fucking stupidness. It's about dumb. It's about, it's about, but it's nothing. Yep.

You nailed it there Ron. It is about nothing. Hey, should I do wanna play the quick intro for Kirk Wilcox? Because this is embarrassing. I don't think Maddox is very good at this kind of thing. The way that he introduces this guy, it sounds like they're trying too hard

to make it seem like he's something. I should also introduce our guest as we Kirk Wilcox. Welcome back to the show. Kirk is a comedian. Yes. Writer, YouTuber. YouTuber, that's right.

Yeah, I'm all over the place. Yeah, really funny guy. And you're a satirist. You write a lot of satire. Yes, I do Carnegie Times, which I need to update. Again, I'm mainly on YouTube and I make memes on Twitter. I do stand up, I do it all. That's right, and I gotta say, I think a few of your articles have gone viral, haven't they?

Ugh, so depressing. One of his resume items was he makes memes on Twitter. They're really scraping the bottom of what you got to say that. And he goes, yeah, has it like one of your articles gone viral whenever the fuck that means? I looked at his YouTube channel and I don't have a problem with Kirk. He seems like a funny guy. But I looked at his YouTube channel and he says, I'm a with Kirk. It seems like a funny guy, but I looked at his YouTube channel and he says I'm a YouTuber mostly. His videos have fewer views than us playing Frankenstein at the Waterstreet Music Hall.

It's not impressive. This is one of Max's great jokes. Yeah, are you propane or conane? Um, I Again, he tries to sell everything he says with that fake laughter So annoying Was the boo real or fake is the question in that the boo is that a sample has a he has a sound board with four fucking sounds on it. Well, he says at one point in the show that his sound board is down. Right. I so the sound board with the buzzers that he uses for the debate part was down, but he has that other thing where it's

four different things. He's got a bell. He's got like the shitty applause. He's got the buoying and one other thing, it's just non-safeter out the show. Oh, okay. He doesn't have a fucking kickass soundboard like we do. And you know why he doesn't have an awesome soundboard is because... You're not charismatic. Kevin, I want to talk about a correction that I need to make that people called me out on last week.

I was talking about Legion of Skanks. I was talking about the fact that their show was talking about OP and OP's video. Wait, was that last week or the week before? I don't know. Maybe the week before. And I pronounced Lewis J Gomez, his name, Louis J Gomez. And I don't know why I did that. I have no idea. I said it multiple times. It's Louis J Gomez, not Louis. I'm an idiot. I'm glad that's what you had to do. Just correct the first name. I'm glad that it was not only pointed out to me, but also to Louis J Gomez who then got on Twitter

and said, well, these guys were talking about me. Lewis J Gomez, who then got on Twitter and said, well, these guys were talking about me. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We received a voicemail that I'm gonna play to you. It's a long voicemail. I broke it up into different parts, but this is very exciting. I'm just gonna go ahead and start this off. What's up, motherfucker? I, truthfully, I skimmed through your piecast. I don't even know who, who all the characters on the show are.

Maybe if you guys, you know, on your Twitter account, had, you know, links to your individual account so I can you know follow to know who the fuck I'm real listening to but if you're having guests already it's the irrelevant Pakistani Mr. Imran Khan lives with his dad and mom. Holy shit, Kevin. This is Hansi from the Howard Search Show. So, okay. Why does it sound like he has a fucking mouthful of hot lava

when he talks? Oh my God. He's gargling gravel. I know, it's so disappointing. The sound quality is terrible. I had to try to crank it up so it sounds even worse. But it's really about when it comes to handsy, it's really more about the content and not so much about the sound quality. So if we can all get past the sound quality, let's listen to what handsy has to say because this is very exciting stuff. I hear you guys talking about me,

okay, I'm like, you know, I'm your vanilla ice, right? Who said I'm their vanilla ice? That was me who said that. Word, really? I'm a better rapper than vanilla ice. Everyone is. Second, fuck you motherfuckers for calling me irrelevant. Okay, yeah, yeah, fine, it's true.

I am kind of irrelevant. I get it. But maybe because I didn't did join the illuminati or or or maybe because i didn't sell my soul and maybe because you know how already know kind of blacklisted me lucky blacklisted a lot of people maybe i would be more relevant maybe i compromise myself sexual yourself

cavern might be self sexually that's interesting i didn't see that one coming he'd be more relevant if you want to compromise himself sexually. That's interesting. I didn't see that one coming. He'd be more relevant if you want to compromise himself sexually. I wonder if there was an offer made that he turned down. You need to blow high pitch here. Who's high pitch? Kevin. This is very exciting to me. If people don't know, this is handsy who used to be a regular color on the Howard Stern show and has been barred from the show. Blacklisted, as he says, because he did bring

up Marcy Turk on air and that is a no-no in the new world of Howard Stern. So he is no longer a part of that show. And which is fine. Nobody listens to Howard Stern except for me and one other guy. I know anyway. So I don't know that it makes a difference. It doesn't need to be on the show anymore. Uh, shit. You know, you need to get as a fan of WATP is Hamhands Bill. Yeah.

Hamhands. I thought you were going to say sour shoes. Sour shoes. If you're listening, I want you to co-host. I want Bonnie McFarland and then sour shoes Shuse to co-host the show with me. Alright, let's keep going with, with hands together. I love this guy. He's endlessly fascinating.

But yeah, you guys still, I mean your show is pretty good sometimes. So, even though I don't think it's that good, as good as it could be, you guys are already compromised because you went on the Anthony Kamea show and not one have you guys done an episode on his show. So this is actually criticism I get quite a bit, Kevin. I've seen this. Yeah, so I've seen this quite a bit, especially even recently, I don't know why, but a lot of tweets coming in that I don't think the way Hanley says they were compromised

Because we have not made part of Anthony Kumia. Here's the deal guys. Kumia. Yeah, Kumia. Here's the deal. It is not my job to provide balance to WATP. Well, if you do help me show that you also have to do a athlete show and if you do a athlete show Then you also have to do a riot cast like I don't have to do anything. I can do whatever the fuck I want and I can have a Bias opinion about things I can have an agenda. It's my fucking show. I don't like this whole thing You're compromised. I have to think it could be a funny guy go fuck yourself. I don't give a shit I don't understand why I have to I have to provide equal time I don't understand why I have to, I have to provide equal time. Well, you know, you don't like Opie, but you know, Anthony shows sucks too.

Great, whatever. All right, more, more handsy. And hopefully, what are you, I just took through it for the whole fucking one hour that I'm gonna need to voice. Oh, so, and Hensy says that he's gonna, he's just gonna ramp on for an hour. And thankfully, the way that this works is in a cut you off at three minutes.

But here he's talking about hoping that I have to listen this for an hour. And hopefully one of you either sit through it for the whole fucking one hour that I'm gonna leave the voicemail and go, will he get to the point now? I probably won't get to the point. I believe that. So then it cuts him off and then he calls back again. He's like, oh shit, I thought I could just talk forever, but I can't. And he goes on a little bit more. And I'm sure you guys will like edit it or splice it together where I'm saying something more stupid.

But I mean, you don't have to because what i'm saying naturally is sound stupid he had to home run and he had to love this guy uh... and then this is that the last clip i have of his voice mail this is why i love this guy i don't even know why fucking called but whatever

this will probably like have the guy who said i'm like it to know i start getting off this like he probably go he'll turn down pussy so he could fucking jerk off to my fucking voice because he's such a fan boy at mine I get it anyways take it easy yeah well hands I did not jerk off to this but the night is young as they say so who knows gonna turn down some pussy for Hansi's voice. I must not have clipped it. He had another point in there where he was saying

that if we don't play the voicemail, it's probably because we're agents of Howard in the Illuminati and Howard told us that we couldn't play it. And I'm like, God damn, and I wish I could be an agent of Howard in the Illuminati. I've never gotten that phone call. And I'll be honest with you, I don't read every email

that comes in, so it's possible. I just fucked up. Can I just miss that? That you missed your invitation to the Illuminati? Yes, yeah. It's possible, right? They do, they send e-vites. I think they, they're the only people still using them

as antiquated e-vites. I saw, yeah, I saw Facebook event. I'm like, I don't remember how he's swearing in ceremony. No thanks. I'm washing my hair that day. Kevin. Yes. What else are we talking about today?

I don't know. It's been good to be back. It's been a while. Yeah. It's been great to have you. Thanks for doing it. Yeah, thanks. We'll see if my polling goes up. I'm guessing it's not going to, but we'll find out.

We'll see how the audience receives me now after being gone for a long, long time. And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of why is this guy trying to do impressions and stuff, which is fine. I get it. Did you hear the review that I read on our iTunes page where the guy says that we're just hypocrites.

Everything we make fun of, we also actually do. We're like, why is this guy trying to do an impression and then we do Copa Commander for 20 minutes. I know it. It's we we should just call it who are these hypocrites. Right. It's actually be the name of the show. I am well aware of the fact that we break every rule that we say the podcast should have. Can I read some of our recent reviews that have come in? This is one. Yeah, this is one that came in on November 20th from Jamo, Jamo, Jamo. And the title is terrible. And Jamo, Jamo, Jamo says, terrible idea for a podcast, terrible execution of set idea. Try again. And that is a one star

review. I think we heard somebody's feelings. Yeah, that's too bad. There's not too many one stars. So that's, yeah, there's only three hundred and thirty seven one stars. It's weird that we would get one of those. Yeah. So bizarre. The sex was also November 20th that came in from T-bone Rick and T-bone Rick says quit and then says quit yelling when you get excited. Your levels are clipping and it hurts my ears. Also, let's see if you can do a show without saying what are you talking about and doesn't make any sense 50 times. Love the show five stars and I've noticed this. It's been pointed out. I do say these things. I think I've said it three or four times today. What are we talking about?

Doesn't make any sense. I probably should throw in a couple of other things when I'm analyzing other people shows. I love, I love the fucking comments. I really do. Me too. This next one, this next one gave it a November 19thth from Moon Shiner Bob, slightly better than getting cancer. Is the title. Bob says, If you enjoy abusing yourself and don't have the budget for being abused in a Turkish prison,

then listening to this podcast might scratch that itch for masochism. Plus, you get updates throughout the episode of what the sabers or the bills are doing, which is an added benefit, like getting AIDS in that Turkish prison. Five stars. That had to be Kaya. He's talking about Turkish stuff. I know. I think that was Kaya. Kaya's probably a big sabers fans. Yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome. Updates on the Buffalo Sabers, please. Are they still in overtime? Why won't you talk about overtime? This last one I wanna review is why is the subject line and then the body of this says,

why does this exist? And that is a one-star review from JHD 7, JHD Z88. I don't know why I pronounced a Z7. Kevin, these shows go way longer than they used to man. I get tired. Really? I'm in bed right now. You're like done with your day.

Yeah. You're brushing your don't with your day. Yeah. You're brushing your teeth or the third segment. Yeah. I just, I see these kinds of reviews where they don't put a lot of effort into it. Why does this exist? Well, why doesn't it exist?

I don't know. That's a crazy question. So I click on this guy's username to see what other things that he's reviewed. To see like, what does he like like and when I click into it I see that this guy loves the Walmart shopping app. Five stars to the Walmart shopping app. Five stars to Ben Shapiro, the Ben Shapiro show. But who are these podcast? What the fuck is this stupid thing? All right. Five stars to Herpie's tracker.

Yeah. It's tracker app. Time for a flare up. Clip it on your balls. Yeah. I wanted to talk a little bit about the, who are these podcasts? We're subreddit.

Oh yeah, yeah, let's try that. There's a good thread on there. I'm going list of podcasts that WATP has defeated. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. By a member called pro Aka. Yep. Um, that's his handle or whatever. But uh, it's interesting. Some of these things, I didn't know some of these things were ended like, uh, uh, Bronieville. Yeah, bronyville. Yeah, bronyville. Yeah. Did you see I responded to them like, fuck, now,

bronyville, that was a great show. Yeah. I'm surprised apparently the morning show. Yeah, man cow's done. That's too bad. Yeah. Cocktails and centars. Apparently the guys from bronyville put a statement out why they ended the show. We've been doing the show for over five years

and kind of burned out on pony. We still think the show is nice, but we're nowhere near as hardcore as we were. So rather than slog out till we're bitter and just quit, we decided to wrap it up on our terms. So I'm glad to hear that, that these adult men, at some point weren't as excited about my little pony as they once were.

That's good news. That's very good news. So stupid. I was about to put out a statement about how we're no longer that into my little ponies. I know what they had like who wrote that for that wasn't their publicist. Here's how we they had a meeting about it. Here's how we should approach this gentleman.

We don't want to want a backlash on the pony community. There's a press conference. Oh God. That is just they also point out that the show we did called popped and did right after we reviewed it. And popped is maybe our worst episode ever. We tried something different when we just let the whole episode run and we kind of talked over it. Didn't work, but that was a pathetic show because this was a guy who did the show with his daughter and then his daughter left the show and he kept doing it by himself. It was so sad. He lost custody. So fucking sad. I'm glad that ended. I like that Joe on Joe is still going. Oh, dude, that guy reached out to me, by the way.

Did I tell you about this? No, no. So Joe on Joe is still going. I think he's kind of evolved the concept. Because remember when you and I reviewed it, he was just explaining the entire plot line of an episode. Right, which I thought made zero sense of it. I'll just go watch the episode on that interest in it.

He wasn't offering any insights or analysis just, yeah, and then this happens and that happens. So this guy apparently started googling himself recently in the past few months, found our show and sent us a very angry Facebook message. About like, oh, I never even heard of you guys. I wonder why, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, all right, it's fine.

We're not a big show, but what the fuck, dude? Do you do a show about G.I. Joe? Do you read a adult mail? You're making fun of me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. In the in the Reddit here, it says that he has a Patreon 16 donors, 90 dollars a mile.

Yeah, that's what he's bringing in. So hats off to Zartan with, my name is, well, we were going to do co-brose. Yes, I've gotten requests, I've got requests for us to start that up. Hey, co-brose. It's just all GI Joe talk all the time. I think we, we were talking about that before we discovered that there was a GI Joe podcast already out there. That could be. Yeah, I don't recall.

I guess what I'm getting at is I love that the subreddit exists at this point. After this episode, I'm not going to like that the subreddit exists. But I think that it gives a whole fucking new dimension to WATP. So hats off or whatever. It will not be kind to you. I can tell you that Doug was sending, was texting me screen grabs of people shitting out of me. He's like, man, right? It's mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how that works. I know I'm not going to get a long fast. I need to change my, you know, my fucking flair to be like, don't hurt me or something. I don't know. I love that somebody wrote in here.

I didn't like this week's co-host. He sounds like you should be shitting at work somewhere, talking about Doug. Yeah, it's fun stuff. I encourage, you know, even people, if you don't use Reddit, you never heard of Reddit, check it out. We linked to it from our website. It's a fun place to go and learn about all the things

that you should have hated about our show. You didn't even pick up on. You're like, oh yeah, I guess that's like, we did suck, I didn't even realize. Kevin, what have we done today? We talked about the official podcast. By the way, we never even brought up the fact that that show is very popular. They, you know, they have over a hundred episodes, but even early on they were getting pretty big guests and things.

I think these guys were all kind of famous YouTubers who started the show together. So they already had fan bases built up when they started the show. Did you do any research on the history or how this all came together? I did not, no, I didn't go that deep. I tried to. I want, I actually, I was, you know, we had some days off

for Thanksgiving this week. I was trying to put an extra work to figure out what was going on, but they don't have like a wiki pdf page. They didn't have information out there to explain how this all came together. And it's surprising to me based on the content of the show. These guys just kind of rambling or not being good at interviewing people. It's surprising to me. It's as big as it is.

I don't know why it's surprising to me. I should know this by now. Podcasts are mostly terrible. Yeah, yeah. It's a briefly world out there. Anyone can fucking be famous or whatever. It's very interesting. Very interesting. Yeah.

So we talked about the official podcast. We talked about deepdiscount.com, Lewis J Gomez, the best debate in the universe featuring our buddy, Maddox. Oh, I should play this real quick. Hey, Maddox, I just want to point out also to cover us from litigation. Everything we just said is a parody. And it's a very fair use. You can't sue us there. It's all fair use. And it's all fair use. Fair use, fair use. You can't sue us there.

It's all fair use. Yeah, this guy is so happy. He has sued a lot of people for a lot of money. So I should point out that's fair use slash parity slash whatever. Get ready to wire up, Kevin. Oh, great. Yeah, just what I need.

Just what you need. What else do we do? We read some recent reviews reviews we talked about the sub right we did a lot So I guess that means it must be time for Cavern you familiar with this part of the show buddy Kevin, are you familiar with this part of the show, buddy? A little bit, yeah. Do you want to explain to new listeners what we're doing here? Because we're going to have a lot of new listeners who come over from the official podcast. I want to see what these guys are all about.

They're not going to get this far into the show, obviously. They're going to turn it off by now. They're actually probably by now writing shitty things about it on our iTunes page. But let's say that someone passed out, fell asleep, just woke back up. They're still listening to this. Explain to that person. What is that we're doing right now and why in 17 words or less go? This is this time where we tease the episode we're going to listen to next week. I think that's 17.

I think you did it. I think you got it under 17. Yes. We do this to get people excited, to get them moist, to get them ready for next week's episode because we put out a new WTP episode every single week. And again, we don't have to do that. We're not obligated to do that. Every week is a lot.

It's a lot of fucking work. Anyway, I'm excited to do a very popular show next week. Yeah, let's unpack this whole thing because you should first know that my most hated fucking thing in life is putting people out to a fault. I will not ask for help. This is a big problem of mine, right? Preventing me from getting sober for a long time, right?

I just can't receive help, right? Yeah. So for me to ask you to do the podcast, I know that you probably get asked and nonstop. I also know that you're a fucking lead of a TV show. I know you have your own podcast. So for me to send you the initial email saying, I would love for you to do my podcast. I'll leave it on TV show. I'll wait a little bit more. We'll just say for those who aren't listening. It's Mark

Maren presents below. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm already feeling vulnerable sending you that. Oh, yeah. So then you don't respond, right? You don't respond, right? Kevin, you know what this is, buddy? I'm gonna guess. This is just a wild guess. Okay. Chris D'Alea or whatever? No, we did a show though.

Oh, okay, okay. We've already done Chris D'Alea. No, close. This is armchair expert with deck shepherd. Oh, this is one of the biggest podcasts in the world right now. This is a big, big show. It's always in the top five, probably top three in the comedy section of iTunes.

And we're gonna be listening to an episode, episode number 18 from May 21, 2018 with Mark Marin. This was a suggestion that came in from Adam Releasing and he is a co-host of the show Metal Hand of God. He's a big fan of W ATP and we're going to have him co-host the show with us next week. Nice. Yes. So Adam will be co-hosting the show and we'll be talking about armchair expert. Are you familiar with Dex Shepern? I am because he's married to a very attractive woman. I think that's what everybody says. Right. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, I know that guy is his wife is Kristen Bell. Like, yeah, that's who that guy is. Not that he was in movies or TV shows, just like, oh yeah, he's married to that hot chick.

That's really funny. He was an idiotocracy, which is one of my favorites. That's a good one. He was in that. There you go. But he was also in without a paddle, which was another shitty movie, or chips. Have you seen the new version of chips?

I never did watch that because I just don't hate myself that much. Yeah, I do. And I watched it. How was it? And it was, it was not good. Yeah. It was not a good movie. However, Kristen Bell is in it. And I don't know if she had, well, there's some impressive scenes with her. No, got let's just put it that way. Yeah. I was if you like her. I was a big fan of the TV show chest, but just because of Eric Astrada. If you I was a big fan of the TV show, Chess, but just because of Eric Astrada. If you take Eric Astrada out of the equation, I'm not watching that show.

Yeah, it's a horrible movie. It's not good at all. I think it's currently on HBO if you have it. So if you want to check it out, check it out just for Kristen Bell getting out of a pool, I think, or an inter-around pool, if I remember correctly. Kevin, this conversation is exactly the official podcast at this point. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just speculating on things we barely know about.

We're talking about scenes from a movie. Oh, shit, we got to wrap it up. You know what this means? It's time to wrap it up, baby. Thank you so much for joining us, Kevin. Anything you want to plug your Twitter handle, anything else? No, no, I don't want to plug anything. You know what I'm talking about?

Anonymous as I can stay right now with perfect. We'll see. Perfect. All right. Well, please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, are we, Pony? It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone

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