Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep132 - Call Her Daddy

Episode Date: December 9, 2018

Barstool Sports has been synonymous with average sports talk for years. But they realized something was missing. And that something was apparently... skanks. Well, problem solved. Cros and Anndeee join the show this week to review a painful-to-listen-to d*ck tease show. We also update everyone on how terrible Stuttering John's career is going and, of course, hang out at Gebhard's with Opie and the gang.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. A podcast that I mentioned before the who are these podcasts. It's called Run by a guy called Carl. Cous! Couseru! Couseru! Slapperoonie! Who are these podcasts?

They do a show about shows. This is a podcasting expert. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-H-E-P-W-A-T-P Hello, bag slappers and cusser-roos and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show where the hosts are exactly right. I'm your host.

Call! And in my guest today, Andy. And I went up stooly gang. And also with us is Kroge! Sleperoonies! If you would like to support the show please buy our merchandise go to whoarethese.com Click the link to our We Have Merch.com page. You can also discuss the show now and our subreddit who are these podcasts.

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Why would there be so many enemies from last weeks? What was last week? It was Dex Shepard. Oh really? He was like that? He was like that. People want to go to bat for that chick? It's surprising.

That's surprising to me. I wouldn't have thought that would be one that would be controversial. Yeah. My wife falls asleep to that podcast. Oh yeah? Because it's so fun. I do too in the afternoon. After wildlife's so far. I do too, a two in the afternoon. Yeah.

After a while, I've been driving. I've had five hour energy. The fucking show sucks. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Call Her Daddy. This was a suggestion from Alicia, as well as our buddy, Adam, the guy who co-hosted last week from the Metal Hand of God podcast. We have all

listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with two female. Oh wow, that's a really good save. This is a show. Wow. I'm so annoyed with the Saber schedule this year. Already? Already. I'm so annoyed with that. Not even into the pancake. I'm gonna stop looking at the TV for a minute. This is a show with two female hosts. We have Alex Cooper and Sophia Franklin. And the purpose of this show is to be a giant cocktail.

Oh my God, it's so fucking sexy, you guys. My urethra is sore from all the fapping I've been doing. It's so hot. Yeah, this is a show that's on bar stool sports. They've been promoting the fuck out of it. And it's like a guy show for guys. Really stupid guy. He's really fucking stupid.

Let's get right into clips because there's so much to play. Kroge and you both have put together some clips from the show. Do you have one that you think best? I'd love to throw out my summary, my number one. This just summarizes everything. Let's do it. We're guys, like we said, you can stick your dick in a couch cushion and you can come and eat a lot more than that.

So our basic premise for this whole show is, you know, a guy could cut a hole in a watermelon or fuck it, or go on the dating scene. Okay, our basic premise for this whole show is you know a guy could cut a hole in a watermelon or fuck it or Go on the dating scene and that's just that's that's where we are here That's you got to accept that and once you buy into that premise. I have a similar clip But I did tag it guys you guys can stick your dick in a couch cushion Well done sir, all right, that's a pretty good summer. And do you look like you think sums up the show for us? My it's comes out later in the show clip five. All right. I'm not an expert. No shit

You they all this shit that they say is just a bunch of bullshit. Can I prove to that point real quick? Please. Because I listened to this episode that we listened to that was about three sums. And then I listened to the newest episode that's about facials. Mm. Good times. And I found this fascinating.

In the episode that we listened to about three sums, she's talking about her guy friend, that she talks about a lot. Her guy friend mentions that if you're a chicken, you're teasing your boyfriend about having a three-some, what you're never gonna do it, that's not cool. He said he doesn't go for the two girls because he said it is so annoying how often girls fuck around

and they tease you about a three-some and nasty shit like that. And they never follow three. Oh my God, I could see I'm being the most annoying thing. Girls never be that girl that teases a guy and is like oh my god babe like do you want a threesome like oh my god I'm down for that shit and then you know you're the girl that's never gonna pull track and you're never gonna follow through. Right. Absolutely be a little tease if you know you're about to get into the bedroom and do that shit but if you're gonna be a tease don't do that don't become the girl that's known for being

the annoying fucking bitch that's always telling the guy she's about to get down to never down. You guys remember that part of the show? Oh my god. I agree with that advice. Yeah. They say if you're not going to go through with a threesome, don't talk about it. It's annoying.

I agree. So now I fast forward a few episodes later. Is it there's different women doing this show? Because the one dummy Sophia says this. The whole threesome thing Alex and I were talking about this and like even if you'd never plan on having one, I feel like you can still use it during sex scene. Oh my god. It's not the exact thing they said not to do. And then Alex decides that she totally confirms this is the right thing to do.

He doesn't know. You can act like you're gonna do it one day, especially if three times. It's like, well babe, like we just haven't been able to find a third girl, it's not in my fall. Yeah, how amazing is that? So these are sex experts telling you the exact opposite things to do.

Yeah, I didn't realize we were doing the episode that we listened to, so I listened to one of the newer ones and I accident and I'm pretty sure one of them said, I've never had a threesome. So what the fuck do you know about it? Here are all things they laid out there. Here are all the rules to threesome. You gotta do this, you can't do that.

You gotta do this. Yeah. You gotta be fucking no. So can we talk about threesomes? My number 14 is that you'll always say yes to a threesome. Every single living male organism is going to say yes to a threesome with you and your friend. Except for any guy that's in a relationship

or with a woman that's not quite emotionally stable or You know if your friend is Gabrielle Cittabay I mean we got a lot of fucking things here Did you have to clip this the math about like if you're a seven into the seven and the guys attend then you out rank him and shut so Say there's a guy that's out of your league say he's a 10 and you may be a 7 and your friend is 7. Let me give you a couple numbers here girls. If you're a 7 and you're a 7 and your friend is a 7 7 plus 7 equals 14 he's a 10 boom it's done. Now you're out of his league, now you're his fantasy, and now you're about to be his best story

to his guy friends, goodbye done, best free time in the game. Oh, good lord. So they're smart, yeah, it's good. Well, what if a two and a three want to fuck me and I'm a five? Then we're five and a five. What do I do? Some idiot, please tell me.

Should I fuck these pigs? I don't know. I think the answer is yes, and we all know it. Don't I think you'd say no to that? My number 15 is that the way to get her to say yes is to never ask. I don't even have to play at the set of this. You really should never be the one to ask for a threesome. All right. Let your girl bring it up.

Because you do not be like, babe, I want to try a threesome. Yeah, fucking punch you in the face. I remember. Shut up. Well, so these are- the threesome experience is amazing and it can bring such heat to your relationship, but you should never talk about it because your girl will punch you in the fucking face.

Right. And there's a rightfully so bad away. And then we get into, and I mean this is maybe from listening to a lot of- If you want to sleep with other girls just cheat on your girlfriend like a normal adult, don't bring another girl into the bedroom with your girlfriend, she's gonna know you're sleeping with her. True. It's the easiest way to get caught.

Also, Carlos got the good relationship at Draco's. What the fuck? So it's to be like, I'm the expert! As you know, three sums have tons of rules. My number 16 is one of those, right? Probably the biggest thing. When you're fucking the other girl, look at your woman and make sure she knows you're thinking about it.

And while you're fucking this girl. So, when you're fucking the other girl, make sure that your girl knows that you're thinking of her when you're specifically not fucking her with her in the room looking at you fucking someone that's not her. Right. I'm thinking of you so much that you're naked next to me and I'm choosy to fuck the other person. Yeah.

Can we talk about rules real quick? Because the other thing they talk about are if you're a guy, the rules to your insta page. Ooh. You can have solo shots of yourself, but there's very specific rules around this. This was news to me. When we said solo shot, we just met. First of all, you can't have a lot of them.

No, they have to be few and far between. Also, they can't look for. Yeah. That's fascinating. Please go on. If you go on vacation, if you go to Paris, even the beach, it is totally acceptable to pose and have someone take a picture of you

when you're out exploring the world. Well, that's retarded. So, I have to tell you guys, I'm on Instagram. I think you guys are as well. I don't have a single solo shot of me, and by the way, you're welcome. Yeah. Nobody wants to see you.

No, you're killing it, according to these. Yeah, exactly. We're doing it all right. Experts. Yeah, I was trying to figure out, I was like, these people, how do they get this show? You know, I actually know the answer to that. Oh, okay, well, I didn't, so,

but it turns out she's was like a vlogger Whatever that is and all this shit. It's this texting bullshit like how to fuck with your ex turn on your red receipts It's like all this high school. Oh, yeah, it's all high school rules base dating bullshit They talk about and then you get a show based on how many notches You have on you're like widdled down on your bedpups, so you should know why Alexandra Cooper is famous Do you know why she's famous? She was dating Noah's Indiguard these are shit

Starting picture in all star for the New York Bats. Do you never heard of this guy's got his Thor in the league anyway. They were in a mixed game making out with each other back in 2017. And that's why this woman's famous. So then she decided to start a vlog. Wow. And her vlog is so amazing. Let me play you what that sounds like.

This is, I didn't edit this. This is her own editing. This is episode number two of her vlog before she got the podcast. What's up, it is your- And I should mention, I'm not gonna- Oh man, they're not talking about sex at all.

It's just this blonde chick, actually like an asshole in front of her fucking iPhone. Nice. What's up? It is your girl, Alexander Cooper reporting live. Did you guys miss me? I missed you. It's been a full week.

I had so much going on with work. I'm stressed. I'm just emotional. I'm a wreck. And then I was like, wait, today is vlog number two. Baaaah! Going to be a little different than last week. I'm trying to be...

And I dare you guys to watch this. Yeah! I'm gonna join the channel. This goes on for five minutes. And this is an editing, she edited it. This is how she edits. What the fuck? I can just be in bed.

The rest of the day, we're gonna party it up in New York City. Folks, let's go! Cause it's New York Fashion Week baby. Let me read that. To the go! Because it's New York Fashion Week baby. Let me cut that one. Because it's New York Fashion Week baby. Alright that was an hop. Let me try again. This is a girl who's gotten a lot of attention.

Certainly. But I guarantee she acts like that, talks like that, and then says, and you know, these men never text me back. They're such jerks. Well you know it does text her back. The starting picture for the New York Month. Did I explain that to you guys yet? All star picture. All right. So she's like, nobody, this is unlistenable. Nobody's watching this shit. So what is the lowest common denominator

that we can possibly hit? Yes. And in vlog number 10, she goes on, I didn't clip it, but she goes out and explains, guess what everybody, you've been watching my vlog while I'm starting a podcast. Nope. And a podcast is all about sex, and we're gonna say anything that we want to say, and you know, it's gonna be shocking, you know, this shock, meh, you- They're in a panic, over a dick. Oh my god. They're all in a panic.

It's ridiculous. I actually have a fun clip on here that I think sums up the show. This isn't fun. I know it sounds like it's fun and it sounds sexy and skinny, but it's not. There you go. That's exactly right.

You nailed it. Now, I'd love to pay these ladies a compliment if I could. The one thing I noticed about the show and they break a lot of Carl's cardinal sins of pocket. I sure do. they keep it moving They come out here some personal stories big bang boom now. We're gonna talk about topic one Here's a couple things topic to some reader mail and then they're out like they're Their content is a trotious, but they keep it you can hear the edits though. Oh very obvious certainly, but oh

My god, I think that's a barstool thing. At least they understand like let's keep it a type 45. Yeah, and even though they're loose, let's keep it tight and just move it through. Well, when we listen to the RuPaul show, that was 45 minutes that felt like an eternity. Where this is I'm so listening to that 45 minutes. Yeah, I've got through it. Yeah, this at least was was over and if I can pay them another compliment with a pair of clips, they do have great taste and appearances. My number two, they know how many hot guys I know that are balls? Oh my god. All right, I'm listening

Can you hit my number three pretty please? I know I should do that for you, but I have to play After she says that she says the dumbest fucking thing. I have hooked up with balls guys before Yeah, I'm like you're so fucking hot. I love that story Whatever right so you fucked your your Logan we get it. I Yeah, I never three. I think almost most of the guys I hook up with they always have scrub I prefer scrub Hey, hey, I'm a no listen ladies, but I was to picture a crow's looks like yeah Ladies, I know I'm talking shit, but if you want to spend a hot evening discussing the recording techniques of Pink Floyd in the 1970s Give me call, you know what I'm saying? Like let's fucking party. You said it evening. That's a week for you

You can talk about that shit for a week. I'm talking about that since high school actually All right, let's get back to This the chemistry that these two have. Mm-hmm Yeah, they're the roommates. They mentioned that during the show. Yep, their bodies, their little horrors together, and you could tell with this type of chemistry. And you asked for it a couple more times. Yeah. Girls subconsciously, because I am a 100% girl for them. The woman's trying to finish the other woman's sentence, aside from the coast of what she was going to say. But then there are times when their chemistry is spot on, like this example.

You know, like the pussy dripping. What? Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, I see how you say pussy dripping. Everyone knows what. Now we sing. Yeah, it was tough to clip because they talk

over each other constantly. Oh, I know. It was so annoying. Can we talk about some of the amazing sex advice they give? I have a pair of clips here. Am I not good? Great. Wow. Let's do it.

Number one, okay, the coach gobbler, aka eating her out. Yeah. If you are making sure that you're being attentive to her clip, with your mouth, with your fingers, et cetera, before you get into the sex, your likelihood of making her come goes up 10 fold. I'm not gonna get a barrage point, get there. So if you're taking notes in there,

gobble that coach, girls like that. Here's my number 13. Guys, you love getting your dick sucked. Okay, great. Well, girls love to get eaten out because we need a certain amount of time to get in the mood. Wow, wow wow slow down again

All right, I got somebody started this podcast to let me know that girls like getting their clip linked or you got That whole premise on hey guys, you know how you like oral sex guess what women like it to And you know when you're thirsty sometimes you take a drink, you wouldn't like that too And Carl you know how you like to sit in your basement yell about podcasts. Well, well, I guess one would like I feel like there's like every five to ten years a show like this has to come along because Whatever 12-year-olds age into being sexually active so That there's always gonna be a market for this. Yeah, this is a show for children That was my sense of it when they were talking about like how taboo everything they're talking about and oh

Three sums oh two guys in a girl and yes, you could be sucking this while you're looking at I'm like this is for children right then pornography exists. I don't need this. It's a serious way to tell. It's so fucking, look at this boner, guys. I'm just, it's so bad. I have to tell you, there was, in the episode I was listening to about facials, again, they're talking about this guy friend. This, I think it's Alex, who's talking about our guy friend, who sleeps with lots of different girls,

like young girls, male, sleep with everybody. All right. This clip is about this guy friend, and I was actually, in this day and age in 2018, this is a new podcast, I am shocked that this is going out on Barstual Sports. Every time he is about to give a girl a facial, he pulls out his phone right when he's about to come,

and most of the time the girls know that he's gonna do this, and I'll get into that later of why how these girls are like, yeah, sure, go for it, film me. But so he films himself, the splooching all over their face, like the exact minute he starts recording it. And literally, that's not even the best part. He has about 50 times that he's done this to girls, he recording it. Beautiful. Literally, that's not even the best part. He has about 50 times that he's done this to girls,

he films it, he sends it to his group chat, and then his group chat takes the video, and he will make a boomerang of the com going onto their girl's face, and they pick their favorite part. Because how many different parts can you pick from a facial? Oh my God. It's coming out of the tip. It's coming out of the tip. It's like out of the tip like hitting her in the eyeballs like the knee, going into the mouth exactly.

Good lord. I think that's illegal. I guarantee that's illegal. Isn't there a revenge porn law in New York City that we learned about? That's also some serious sociopath behavior like that's and they're celebrating it. This is really the me to movement by 23 years. They're talking about it like this. Isn't this amazing? It's so hilarious. It's so hilarious that he films these girls. And then well, the other eyes closed. They're taking a load out of their face and the pests are out to all his buddies.

Isn't that amazing? I love it when he does it without their permission to. It's so hard. He usually gets there permission to use it. Well, to fill up the time. They don't always send it to the group chat. I usually guess they're permission to. Usually. Well, to fill up the tie. They don't know he sent it to the group chat. That's a little crazy thing. But yeah, I know you kind of touched that toxic masculinity in the last cruise episode. This feels like toxic femininity.

It's toxic. Hashtag not me. Hashtag team Harvey. Hashtag asking for it This then the woman Alex talks about her first facial average because she tells the story Listen for the weird edits in this song. I'm talking about how they edited it Yeah, you can hear these just very awkward cuts Finally, I'm like, okay babe like I want you to come on my face He is like you could tell he like, wait, what?

And then finally, he comes, yes, and it happens. That's not the best, it's not great. It wasn't great. Because guess what happened? What are you about to tell me? And he's sitting on the bed and he's like, babe, can I be honest with you? I'm like, yeah.

And I'm waiting for him to like, praise me. And he's like, and mind you, okay, my boyfriend was completely blind and he goes, I did not see any of that because I didn't even have my contacts in. Oh my fucking god. I wanted to die. Oh, good lord. Is that insane?

This woman, when she got her first facial, her boyfriend couldn't see it real well and she wanted to die. So she doesn't just tell this story. She also has advice for the ladies out there. That's why she tells the story. Good. You got to learn. Yeah. So here is Alex trying to impart wisdom.

So ladies, moral of the story is make sure if your man is blind before you offer him to fucking come all over your face, you offer that he puts on his glasses. Yeah. You offered that he puts on his glasses. Yeah. And next week, she'll be talking about negotiating your salary during the interview process. Yeah. She does a lot of public services for the ribbon out there. That's news you can use. Here is a clip that's another fun story.

Hey, I was fucking this guy and he was fucking me from behind and he, I told him like to come on my ass because he said I'm about to come where should I come and I said in on my ass and instead of coming on my ass he pulled out and he fucking shoved his dick into my ass and he came in my ass and I don't know where to this day where the come went because it never came out of my buttle. What a story Mark okay I'm so I know we're way into this. Who is listening to this? What the. What a story, Marry. Okay, I'm so, I know we're waiting. Who is listening to this? What the fuck on a story?

I was mean, man, it's so fucking hot. Yeah, I think we've established, this is for children. This looks like, it looks like the ground-round restaurant in here because of all the busted nuts. Ha ha ha ha. I don't even know what that means. I'm not even sure what you're saying. Yeah.

The most amazing Ironic thing that is set on this podcast is this clip right here. Don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute That's all these women do is station for the attention. Oh, I'm talking about a guy nutting on my face. Are they so hot? The way they talk to I find it's so annoying the way they pronounce certain words. It's mostly I Keep forgetting her name. What's her name? I couldn't tell it to her. It's mostly Sophia Here's just a real quick cop I put together of annoying pronunciations a real quick cop I put together of annoying pronunciations. Monster Bay, God new and finished.

Wee-N-E-R-E-S. Jesus. Oh, I'm not saying. Rob testing. It was real quick to hit my clip 6 for your board of that. Me, I've like done choking in the bedroom, but to the point where I see the guys about to fucking pop out. No, that's a thing, like guys will jack off and do it.

It's like a fixation. Right, you're right. Is it? I don't think so. That's a thing like guys will jack off and do it's like a fixation right you're right Yep, oh swinging a mess, you know, you know, most think that don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute You can't say that no, sir. Master, babe It doesn't make a lot of sense. Yeah, they touch on a topic that's near and dear to my heart car And that is nude. Yeah, my number four how to ask for news This is the best way guys. I think personally to ask for news indirectly So this is how you do it and here's number five and you make her believe like

You make her believe that you really just want to see her face tell her how much you love her make her believe you care So another endorsement of sociopathic behavior. No, this is actually a good advice when you're dealing with women pretend like you can And so you ask for some selfies, and then you asked for a second and a third, four. Here's number six. Once he's like the third time, like, babe, let me see that face, like sending a selfie, I naturally as a woman, want to top my last selfie,

and therefore, maybe my third selfie, I don't know. A little cleavage. Yeah, maybe there's a little cleavage. Yeah. And then the fourth one there I am with an ashaw in the mirror and holy shit. He thought he was getting a fucking face big and you see my goddamn thongamata. No fan. So no thank you.

Baby, can I see your face and then third time in some titties forth is some, I mean what the fuck is going on here? Well, I thought what was amazing in this whole asking for Nude's thing. Mm-hmm. And they're talking about setting up asking for Nude's and how guys do it. Mm-hmm. And they know me very well because this is my go-to. And some of you are fucking with a real savage. He might be like, okay, your tits are cute, but what about the video you bent over

with a toy in your ass and your fingers going in and out of your vagina? I mean, I actually have that on a notepad, so I just copy and paste it in because I type it so often. Yeah, you know, I'm wasting my time here. I'm just, what's it right in there? Yeah, I said I'm so typing. Yeah, I'm just completing for me. And she sounds really like sad and desperate in my clip too when she's talking about this I was talking to an older guy and I was joking around with him and I was like oh why I was gonna send you a nude and he Looked at me like I said I was gonna like kill someone. He was like, why would you do that? And I was like I he's like sweet. Why would you disrespect yourself like that? I'm like, I don't know.

I just wanted to fucking degrade myself. So you thought I was hot and you'd want to fuck me. It gets hysterical. Yeah, and that is, that is telling. That is peeling back the curtain and be like, I am telling. It's so fucking insecure. I am desperate to show you my body so that you'll like me.

It's the only thing that I have to offer anyone. It's certainly not my brain. Yeah, there's my tone of voice that's not fucking annoying. Yeah, there's no intellect, there's no conversation here. What's interesting to me about that clip is she says, older guys. What do you think she means? 28.

Yeah, 27, 28. Yeah, I would pin that. Like, lady, what are you doing? I'm real missing yourself. I'm real mature, 28 year old man. Yeah, with a man bond making fucking artisanal soap and Brooklyn. Fuck you. No shit.

Speaking of embarrassing themselves, this is a clip that I call embarrassing themselves. You and I, synchronize swimming. You're like okay and five, six, seven, eight, and come. Come on. Let's go one two. Here we come. Come on, let's go one, two, here we go. One, two, let's go. Here we go, babe, why aren't you coming? I'm coming, but I'm not coming, and let's go.

It's imperative that you come with me. Why aren't you coming? Shut up, shut up, shut up. Oh my God. So the multitude of do is that they have over to the apartment. Must just, I mean not to jump off the window Right, you can't pass me you're not you're not sticking around for a drink afterwards. Right. This is where they're talking about how they have to fake so many Orgasms because men are bad at sex or they're really bad at themselves off or whatever I had

Number three Who goes along with that? I'm a fake that I am fucking coming, and you're not working with me. And that is the worst. Don't seriously, is there anything worse when you as a woman, when you're big as a gem? Oh my god, how many times have you been there, Alex, and you do the whole like synchronized coming? And then it's like done and you're like, did you come? And you're like, no.

And you're like, okay, actually go fuck myself now. be know hold out all the stops and you are not fucking come no and I guess you're just bad at it. Yeah, do you guys ever listen to podcast sped up a little bit It's often yeah, I do too because I have to listen to a lot of shitty podcasts I just want to get through it. Yeah, what did they have this show sounds like it's at one and a half all the fucking time If you listen to this show sped up, it'll give you anxiety. Yeah, what did they have? This show sounds like it's at one and a half. Yeah. All the fucking time. If you listen to this show sped up, it'll give you anxiety. Yeah. It's a fucking problem.

I'm on medication now. From listening to the fucking show. Yeah. It gave me epilepsy. Hey, can I wrap up my series on Nudes? I'd want to do nothing else. These ladies don't even understand what's good about Nudes. Here's number 11.

Oh my god, I've seen my guy friends have shown me nudes and there have been girls that are doing the duck face. Oh my god. With their tits and it's like, like, a full blown, like, smiling you're on like the yearbook photo and you're like, Hi, like, tits and then a smile, like a full blown family portrait smile. It's so not cute at all I'm sorry ladies. I'm gonna have to agree to disagree on that You're just sitting around close-ups of body parts. There's no face like here's a disembodied tit that's gonna show up in your Message like what the fuck are we talking about? I don't want to see some decapitated

Naked woman except maybe these girls I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that.

I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to have to do that. I'm not going to If I take the opposite approach, I put makeup on before hand, get the lighting, then I take the shot, so I have to do less post. Do you understand? I understand. I don't know if this is even a real thing or even possible.

I actually did some googling around this to see if this is even a real thing. One time when my boyfriend was eating me out, I accidentally farted. This happened a different time also and he got pink eye and now he thinks from eating girls out, he's going to get that all the time and and he got pink guy and now he thinks from eating girls out He's gonna get that all the time and so he doesn't anymore Sweet mother of God This one would part of this guy's face because I guess he was eating her out backwards. Yeah, and he got pink guy Is that possibly a real thing maybe wipe your ass? I don't know You know there are some stories I would not tell in public, and if that happened to me, then I'm

one of those stories, man. This is a clip that I call bitches be crazy. Happy Thanksgiving, let's live in Turkey. So fuck us. All right, moving's doing. That's the show. In a nutshell, right there. Yeah, I think that's for the beginning, my clip one is, like, if the people that care

about you the most are telling you to stop, maybe you should. Or no. Okay, well my parents literally were so casually trying to be like, we're not gonna go to like the big family Thanksgiving this year. We're gonna keep it small. And I want. God damn well, I wanna be like mom, dad.

We're not going to the family Thanksgiving because your daughter has ruined the Cooper family name I talk about dick for a living now A cake it's hilarious yeah not only her parents, but her entire family and social circle. I'll think that she's a scary It's so funny they must go home and cry right I hope so and social circle, I'll think I had a, Jesus Christ. I had a threesome with my wife and her sister. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, he had a threesome with his sister? No, hold on. Wait, with his sister and his wife. No, listen, I like alcohol as much as the next guy. But that was not a hard story to follow. I followed that story very easily. She had a hard time with that. I want to talk about their fakeness

because a big part of this show is how they have to act like they're these crazy chicks who are just constantly masturbating and fucking fucking it's just non-stop. This is the setup to just bullshit. Okay, so I was having some bomb sex with my boyfriend, minding my own business in my room. My roommates then sent a text in the group chat with all of our friends and told me to stop moaning. They then ignored me for days because I was being disrespectful, they said, and they were mad at me. LOL, real or fake friends.

Like, aren't your friends supposed to support you and hype you up for the D? What's wrong here? So that was a question that they got from someone who wrote in. Yeah. And they say, oh, you know, I was just having such my boyfriend on my roommates thought I was being annoying because that's kind of disrespectful to just be obnoxiously having such your boyfriend. And then they used that to segue into a story that's definitely not true.

I think I've heard you before. Oh my God. I'm sure you've heard me. You've heard me. You know what, when I hear Alex, you know what I do? I take advantage of this situation. I'm like, I'm gonna get my Lou Bauer. And I'm gonna just be right there with her.

I'm gonna touch myself and finish. Let's go. It's like when we're about to come, you hear me singing, oh my God, babe, I'm about to come and stuff this. I'm like, oh, I know Alex, I know she's about to. You're like, guys, I'm coming with you guys. I'm coming with you over there.

Bullshit. So the story that they're telling is that their roommates, while one of those having sacks, the other ones just whack it at it. To the mones that they're hearing. There's no fucking way that's actually happening. Well, you know, they're trying to get all the listeners off, man. It's so sexy. And you have to believe it's true. And he's like, no, that was the one part of those. You sure. No, you can tie down an aircraft carrier with all the ropes I'm shooting from the star.

You know, same in Andy, reporting for duty at Rolkooper, man, the pink torpedoes. It's so fucking sexy. But they're not being super sexy and making you shoot ropes in your pants. They're scolding the audience, which, as a podcaster, as a professional podcast, I want to point out that one thing you don't want to do is scold the audience. This is great. Do you guys haven't listened to our other episodes?

A lot of people write in and ask questions. And they, I'm like, we've talked about that. So make sure you guys listen to our previous episodes. But. So they got a question from someone who wrote into them. They already addressed, like, fuck this asshole. We talked about that in episode three. What's wrong with them?

Where they would see to every single episode, everything we've ever said, it was out of my vlog. So I've already addressed that. Yeah. It's a whole end of the show, just deteriorate. I didn't clip any of it, but it's all made up fucking stories from like kids that never got laid.

There's just, yeah. It's just like, I don't know. Well, there's one that I pulled. My number 22, this is the type of viewer mail they get. He got so worked up emotionally that he started bawling his eyes out and then proceeded to whip out his dick and jerk off in front of me while still crying and bawling his eyes out.

Dude! They got some fucking listeners on this Every story ends with like I came so hard like it's like I was fucking this chick with that epilepsy Cheetah Caesar and I came so hard I was fucking this guy and he had his hand amputated and he stuck his stump in my bed came and I came so hard Work for work talk slower It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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Let me do the- my last one from this show. Please. Just because it's just random shit. Here's number 17. Tell me what the fuck they're talking about. Please. I don't know. Is it a DP though if it's in mouth's in mouth Ann but I know DP. What about mouth and just be cancel out the butt Can't stop the butt Why would you never forget the butt? Oh? I'm unbelievably abused

Kind of book I like it, but I don't know what the fuck they're talking about You're forgetting what the D-V's This is old my head guys. I'm sorry. I want to talk about that vlog that I was The best part about it are the comments underneath it the Top comment and the nice thing about YouTube now is that people can vote up and down comments like it's a reddit She's really pretty, but I can't stand obnoxious hyper people Wow, this is written so poorly when I try to read these things out of the show and I realize is that written correct I think I'm fucking it up. Yeah. Yeah, she's really pretty, but I can't say I'm not just hyper people like looks like trying too hard

I'm an older married guy with kids if I had to engage with what passes for women today. I might turn gay Yeah, I genuinely hate you since catter hunter. That's yeah, let me watch myself have a skyscraper Let me watch myself have a skyscraper. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, what else we got to talk about with our friends here, Alex and Sophia. You could just skip to, like, two minutes anywhere, like, start from one point and skip two minutes ahead and maybe saying some fucking nonsense. Yes, it's true. Everything was called- All my clips were like two minutes apart. Yeah, anything you want to play, you got to get more clips here on the board here.

Um, Andy. I think there's one more. I think there's a couple. You got, you got your number four, you're number seven. You got more clips here on the board here. Um, Andy, I think is there one more? Like there's a couple. You got you got your number four, your number seven. You got your fours, your sevens. Oh yeah. Seven we kind of covered. Play four.

Don't throw your head back. Like you just got like jolted on a rollercoaster. Like ease that shit back. Like, you know, make it believable but also ease into it. And then, as it's about to happen, happen you guys you need to be like out of breath Every guy all they want to do is see you come so if you can try to make them believe I think it's a cool thing to come together. This is I Think more than watching somebody pretend to come I was more

Concerned with me coming That's what I most want to see happen. Not you pretend to fake it badly. They talk about the chick that was to hang out with their boyfriend while he's playing video games. Yeah. Which I agree with this. Wait, I can see there are so many girls that think like, oh my god, he's going to play

video games and all massage his back Nobody wants you massaging shit. You let yourself out through the window and that's it This is Alex says When a sign for the boyfriend to play video games get the fuck out out the window and I thought that was a decent line But of course Sophia sucks at podcasting and she has no idea how to react to that, so she repeats the joke. You let yourself out through the window, and that's it. Okay? You let yourself out through the window.

I agree, the whole monologue. She's a fucking idiot. I hope that she's high on drugs. Yeah, because she's not... You let yourself out through the window, and it's perfect. No, and meanwhile, I guarantee these chicks are on their phones 26 hours a day. It was, my boyfriend picked up his PlayStation controller.

Can you believe that asshole? That's a really good point. I was watching the convince blog this morning. Look at the hate myself. And I got Sophia in the background. The whole time, he was just staring at her followers. The lighting of Sophia's face is nothing but iPhone screen.

And that's what it would look like if you were on a date with her. If you were on a date with her. That's just what she looks like. That's exactly right. Fuck. Are we moving on from... Yes, please. No more.

No more. That show was not good. If I had to sum that show up in one word, insufferable. Yeah. I was angry. I was new the other night. And I even did my favorite thing in the role. I made a trick to the wicker store.

And I got it in my ear buds. And I'm angry at the wicker store. They're telling me I wasn't this show. This show could ruin a car ride, could ruin a fucking blowjob, could ruin a workout. Anytime this show is playing, whatever you do is wrong. And move me on. I want to talk about my buddy, Mick Denotto. Mick Denotto has a show. And he talked about W-A-T-P recently. Hmm. Do you tell? All right, this this guy, you're gonna probably notice

that he's from the New England area when I start playing a show for you. He has a 12 year old as his producer, who's also on Mike quite a bit. This is the setup to him talking about W-A-T-P. In the thing that Carl, Kyle, was on, you know, on these guys about, was the... He's talking about we reviewed the Perkass, Dick Masterson and I. Yeah.

Talked about that show, the Perkass. Yeah. Wow. So he wants to talk about us talking about the Perkass. Okay. And he's telling his sidekick there, the 12 year old kid, about our show. Go out Kyle. The thing that Carl Kyle was was on, you know, on these guys about was they use the wood like. Danny, you know what you say, like this, like,

it's like this, you know, yeah, I've heard a ton of people say that. So they were onto that. So Danny, bring up that first clip. This is Kyle talking about the ladies on the podcast and how they overuse, particularly this one lady, the, the, the wood like. So to bring that up and listen to Danny. No, not that clip, Danny. Danny, sorry, but Danny, the second one. This one. Now the other one, Danny. Oh, sorry. Danny, the second one. This one?

No, the other one. Danny, this one? Yes. Okay, sorry. Oh my God. I actually put together a white compilation. This is something that when I have a lot of free time on my hands, I like to do. This is a video show.

Yeah. And he messaged us through Facebook and said, hey, we reviewed your show. So you can watch him yell at his son, yeah, cripple his future, relationships with adults. The best part is video. The best part is it's his buddy's kid. Oh, it's not even his son.

Oh my God. This Danny kid is not even his son. So he sets up the fact that we did a light compilation on our show, and this is what that sounds like. Listen to this light compilation. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, like, like. So Mickey's and Otto plays the clip from my show where we put together a light compilator. Okay. This is crazy, cause it's a show playing a clip of a show that's like a clip of a show. Yes. Yeah, I know.

It's a good podcast. The script's very confusing. I do appreciate that. We're back live right now, but I'm just not a clip now. This is just talking a lot. All right, now here's another clip. I will clip this for a future show.

I'll talk to you about a clip of a clip of a clip. So you might know where this is going. After five minutes of Nick setting up his big bit that he's put together. So he talks about who are these podcasts. They review of the shows. I like the show. They do the show per cast. They talk about they say like a lot. I just want to stay on this now. He plays us. Saying the like appellation. So you could probably figure out this is what

he's going to say. And I want to tell you, this was five minutes of setup. I had to cut five minutes out in between him saying, they talk about these hosts and how much they say like, to finally get into the punchline. Yeah. This is the podcast, who are these podcasts? Kyle and his friend Dick, the Danny Bulldog. Go ahead and play it.

All right. Here you go. There's got to be a psych... It's like, it'll get in there and infect people and you're like, wait, I don't talk like that's right. It was coma, I'm like, oh, honey. I had a sick fascination. Like, I wanted to hear, that's the feeling I got

like a cat Instagram, out of no, I don't like scouring the internet. You know, I could go, like the addiction, like being, I'm like, no, no, no, you're boring. Like, you're not talking to Martin Luther King Really like they want to mulch up kittens and like like you like and I All right, so I

Get the point Kyle Car whatever you name I don't I get the point That people who use like you know that they're ignoring but we all do it Yeah, we do sometimes you sure I do it. You listen to these podcasts. I'm sure I did it a bunch of times, but You know don't crap on people You have to find limits of this build up is he's done his own clip-poing. He's put the other's own compilation or all that. His takeaway is don't crap on me after you. Mac, that's what I'm showing!

And that's what you just did to Kyle! We crap! We crap on people! At Jimmy Fair, that was mostly dick. It was mostly dick and to be fair to dick, he said it's a plague out in LA. You can't help it. It's in the fucking ethos.

It's all anybody does is say the word like over and over again. Not that in the funny dick. He did say like a lot and I was cringing quite a bit because I was talking about. We were saying like, wait too much. This is just the wrap up after they talk about it. It's like an over 10 minute long segment where that's the big payoff Too many people say

My mom says it all the time. Yeah, whatever. All right, so moving on Before we do that though, who are these podcasts go to who are these? Dotcom. It's a great show. Yeah, it doesn't mean we're on. I love the show And I hope they watch this show It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show.

It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show.

It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a bit, if it's a bit it's brilliant. It's pretty brilliant. You make it. It's not a big deal.

I'm not a dot cop. If you want to check out that show of a guy with a very thick boss to that side. Talking very slow. Did you watch any of the rest of that show? Oh, I don't know. How much time do you think I have? I think exactly about a time is everybody. I, aren't you about to talk about... Is this your punishment? I am going to do another 40 minutes on OP now.

No. I'm going to do another 40 minutes on OP in a minute. Okay. First, I was talking about Stuttering John. No. Yes! All right, let's talk about Stuttering John before we get into OP because he did talk about WATP.

He's talking about this guy, Sianzie, who's talked about us too. He's kind of a troll, he's got a YouTube show or Twitch or something. And he likes to talk about anything that's going on in the OP and Anthony universe. So Stuttering John's talking about him and then we get brought up. He's trying to get fame by goofing on me. It's like this other fucking site. Who are these podcasts? I hate to give them any fucking publicity. It's working for them right now. Yeah, all they do is just goof on people's podcasts, but they love to goof on mine. Right. You know, saying it's a fucking train wreck, you know what? We

get more fucking way more downloads than you. We're a much better podcast than you. No, shut the fuck up. And you know what what don't hide behind who are these podcasts Say you fucking name so I can mention them and get my fucking trolls on you you fucking douche bags So John You're gonna say my name it's um call I have to tell you, Stuttering John addresses us as, who are these podcasts? I've been trolling us.

He said that on his show that came out on Tuesday. I looked at our download numbers on Tuesday and Wednesday. They were lower than the previous Tuesday and Wednesday. His show has nothing going on. No one's listening to it. If I was out on a show that people listen to, like the official podcast, where we saw our numbers go up at a show that people listen to, like the official podcast, where we saw our numbers go up quite a bit

because people listen to that show, I would know it. Nobody's listening to Stuttering John show. So great job, John. You're the boss. Later on, just a couple of minutes later, he talks about he has a big announcement. Ooh, and I would be listening to this

when he talked about us, and now I am. So John has been contracted to do his own talk show for Green Bee Life Media which is a brand new cannabis-driven network launching in 2019. This is a great done. This is a guy who's trying to get a radio gig. I've documented this. He's trying to get out a radio program. He's been hired by a podcast network that doesn't exist yet. And he's announcing it with all this fanfare. Look at me! I'm gonna be the host of a cannabis show!

I don't know, it's ever heard of! Woo-hoo! Fucking amazing. And he's definitely the guy who should be talking about marijuana, because he's synonymous. I mean, Stuttering John Melendez is synonymous with Alka. I mean, Marijuana. Yeah, but you're gonna be like a brand ambassador

talking about the positive side effects of cannabis. Yeah, which is great, because I like to dabble in weed. And when I was going to be Senator, I was all in favor of him. But I don't think we should be cutting down trees for any other reason, especially not to make paper. So I am an advocate of pot, so hopefully we'll have a lot of pot smoking guests on.

You're the worst of all. You're never going to be a senator. What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? What the fuck is he thinking? And hopefully I'll have a lot of guests that are smoking weed. What's on the ring, John? But what does? Oh my God. What the fuck does he think? And hopefully I'll have a lot of guests that are smoking weed. That's not a good recipe for talk show success.

No, it's not. Opie had Doug Bentonon recently. That would be the best guest you could get on a weed show. That's the best. Yeah. Maybe Woody Harrel said, but that's the best you could do.

On a weed show, it just goes way down. Yeah, from there Harrel said, but that's the BAST you can do! And a weed show just goes way down from there. So anyway, Stuttering John, we love you buddy and keep up the terrible work. Alright, at this time, Chrona, I think you gave me a music bath. Fuck yeah, I did! Come on, a weed! Alright. I want to talk about our newest sponsor, DeepDiscount.com. I want to thank these guys for sponsoring WATP.

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Yeah, all right, very good. It's time, it's that time in our show where we play a voicemail. You thought it was gonna be a lot of fun, didn't you? No, we got a voicemail that came through that I thought was pretty funny. It wasn't as good as May our mom have a happy first day. You are my mom. Happy first day. Oh, sweet it. Happy first day. You are my house, my mom? Happy birthday

How's my mom? Please tell me that's sour shoes. It was recently my boss birthday I don't know who these people are They know that that's also the last thing you hear with the sack over your head Roll quite around your neck man. That's fair. I mean Yeah, yeah sure was so please leave us a voice 612 13 to 88 we do appreciate when you guys leave his voice bells Wow, wow, we're doing a lot here. Crows. You have a lot more. I, I had the board. I had three things I wanted to play for you. Just, just, all the shits and giggles.

I love it. I mean, I've had the pleasure of hearing you say, crazy shit once a week for years, Carl. Yeah, I'm back at it. And now you do it. But now you do it into a microphone. So I can clip it and play it back to you later. Okay.

So here's a WATP on WATP. Here's number 23. All right. I don't listen to any podcast to talk about how good their podcast is on their podcast like that. Sincerely saying, this podcast is pretty good. We're doing a good job here. That's just embarrassing.

Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. This is a podcasting expert. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. Oh, I'm so, I accidentally paced it some of the hold on, asshole, hold on, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so,. I didn't do it again though on number 24, I definitely didn't. Opie does the worst reads in the history of podcasting. I want to thank our new sponsor, deepdiscount.com.

A great website to find amazing gifts. And incredible prices. My parents love an issue. They are not people who are staining movies. My parents I what I pasted was what the audience heard when you did last week's five and a half minute I'm so glad the podcast has gone to that level now So I can press the skip 30 second button three times like every other podcast Shit what's next we're're gonna start writing our Patreon. They're in Trump. I vodka Trump. The Jandbrainie one. Nobody gives a shit about

Trump. I hear's my last one. This there's a fucking excellent podcast out there. It's called your favorite band sucks. Last week they did Stone-Touble Pilots and it was fucking hilarious. There's no 25. They should get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just because they had a hit song called Vaseline where the guitar riff was literally ee of dollars by doing that on a guitar Which okay, which it kind of actually sounds like a slow down version of dead and bloated if you could be one of the biggest rock bands of the fucking planet with this guitar riff what are we doing? Rising the bass so lean we are so I just want to say your favorite band socks you guys are totally right and Carl

I humbly accept your apology I'm gonna be sure what that's a reference to you. You just play another podcast you like on the podcast I am I think you guys both agreed that that band sucks. We did we disagreed with disagree with the worst song We disagreed on their worst song. Oh Is that what that is? Oh, how many episodes back do you go in? I said it was plush, right? Is there worse on? Do plush is fucking terrible.

Plush is a terrible song, but it's not even the worst song on that side of the tape. And honestly, in the end, as far as I, hey, that's what it was really a span. And as far as plush goes, can he start me down on his walk or? It's a band from 93. Plush is a tape. Plush is one of Pearl Jam's better songs.

I'm not even fuck with you dude. If you put that song in Pearl Jam's song list, it would be near the top. Right? I mean, I'm not making that up. That's, that's so dumb. Well, Well, Alright, Crush.

Once again, you've taken over the show to make your point. Damn right. And I do appreciate that And important one too. We've talked about everything that we wanted to talk about now. Let's talk about something that nobody wants to talk about Opie radio I got a kiss! I got a kiss! I got a kiss! I got a kiss! Anthony Cumi was on the Joe Rogan experience recently. Yeah, I heard that. Did you listen to the episode where he just heard that he was out?

No, I did listen to it. I heard Chip shitting on him about it. Oh, right. I got it in here though. It was good. But of course, he said something that really bought me out. But honestly, if it was not for you and your show, live from the Compon end for Opie and Anthony.

Oh, hilarious. Because Opie and Anthony was the first radio show that I really, whatever, I ever realized, you don't really have to have a format. Yeah. You could just talk. Yeah, it was just kind of a talk thing. It was a hang.

It was a hang. Anthony didn't want to say it was a hang. He stopped himself. It was a hang. Anthony didn't want to say it was a hang. He stopped himself. It was a talk thing. Joey goes, it was a hang, like, oh, fuck. Opie and Anthony was a hang. I hate that shit. I like when you coined the hang style.

Oh, I hate it! The hang! So I listened to Opie radio. They're back at GapHeards. And this is their producer, Joey, setting up what we're about to listen to Joey Salvee here to tell you wow We got a big episode for you right now to two part or by the way we had to do it that way

Otherwise, it'd be nearly four hours we have Greg with car OEs Sharad small and Vic Henley at Gabbards in New York City So you have these four assholes in a bar for four hours, and they're gonna proud two podcasts. And they say Get Parts like it's Madison Square Garden. Right. Live it. Get Parts.

It's fucking Die Bar and a fucking corner. I mean, it happens somewhere. Holy shit. How would anybody want to listen to this, the way he set that up. We got this amazing thing. It's four hours of these fucking assholes who aren't funny. Can't say anything off the cop except for car always. And we're gonna listen to that now. This was amazing to me. OP is talking about how I mentioned, I think it was last week before we didn't do OP because he

was on vacation. He went to Disney World with his family. He's talking about getting together with Joey to edit shows. I'm sorry. He took a vacation from hanging out at a bar and bolting with people. He knew it was a wild dessert. Okay, all right. I'm sorry. Was it a wild dessert vacation?

Please go ahead, I'm sorry. This is him talking about how he kind of mailed it in because he had a vacation. I tapped out because I was on my way to Disney. I'm like, that's good enough because I usually go through these podcasts like with Joey for hours on him, but I had a whole trip to Disney and I was on my way. He just said, and I couldn't believe it. I had to rewind it a few times. He just said that he goes through the podcast with Joey the guy does the final mix. Yeah for hours

What are they taking out that's no that's what he's going through with Joey? Are they making them leave it in he's making Joey? Joey's like let's cut this let's cut this let's cut this He's spending shit. Yeah, a dead, wow. He's spending hours with this guy. That's insane. You can't make a worse product. What, Joey, let's just see what happens.

Do it without him. Let's just see what happens. The one thing I like about the OP shit, when I listen to it is when Joey, like, just like drops in, I don't know where, like they're talking, and then you just hear Joey go, no, no. Like, it cuts himself in like, no, you're wrong. That would be good except for,

always probably tell them to do that. There's plenty of hours. That can't possibly be true. No, maybe the idea that that is what the podcast sounds like after quality control is not a zero sense. There's no way. There's no way. He's the opposite of quality control.

One of the things that Opie loves to do is exploit people with mental illness. And when you're hanging out in New York City at Gapards, it's very easy to do that. He sees a guy walking by and he can't wait to get him on the podcast and make fun of him. This guy is nuts. Come on in. I put him on video all the time. Come on in. All right, so he says, I put this guy on video all the time. Come on in. So he's just filming people on his phone. Oh, yeah. Which is embarrassing. It's not something I would say. Wow. Yeah. Opie's proud of the fact that he does that. And he's talking to, now this homeless guy who's walked into the bar. I just want to say hi to you. I've talked to you. We're neighbors. I've seen you on the streets many, many times.

All right, so Opie doesn't know what this guy is, but he's seen him on the streets because he's a homeless person who's begging for money. Yeah. And Opie wants to use that for his own financial gain, which is very noble. Yeah. Deplurables have probably a better word than noble.

If I wanted to be realistic about it He starts talking to this guy and this guy turns out to be very patriotic What's your name, sir Jim Jim? I've seen you walk up and down 70 second straight here with a giant American flag That's your thing right absolutely and what do you do with that? I just Displayed probably yeah, so other people see the American flag in this neighborhood Right, you got one I came here thirty two years ago. Yeah, there was little American flags in these windows Right, you don't see them no more. No, you don't see the American flag in this neighborhood. No This is the anti-American neighborhood

All right, so I'm kind of digging this guy He's walking out of the giant American flag and we say this neighborhood's changed the anti-American neighborhood. All right, so I'm kind of digging this guy. He's walking out of the giant American flag and we say this name, but it's changed. Yeah, they used to love this country. I got no coral with this guy. Now they seem to not like they ate it. Not anymore, right? And he's pretty well spoken and pretty normal.

Just for the rock and I'm bracing myself. Yeah. I know this guy's taking a turn. No, it's OP. He takes the turn. Right. It's not this guy. I think OP mistaken, mistaken who this guy is for somebody else.

Because he accuses this guy of doing something this guy's like, I've never done that. And the other thing I've seen you yelling and screaming about pedophilia in the neighborhood, with signs or something like about 13 not being legal. What's up with that, Greg? No, I don't have a sign like that. I got a video of you doing something like that. You don't want to make that many signs. Oh yeah, he works his signs in the neighborhood too.

But a little kid touches. No, he was... No, he was... No, you're not the wrong one. No, you make one kid touch it. No, on your side you were making it clear that, you know, this is wrong. One sign I had, we got a lot of giggles at was we're not born stupid right we become stupid So Opie thinks this guy is somebody totally different

Like you're the guy who hates pedophiles. Yeah, yeah guy goes no No, I carry American flag on the patriotic guy. I don't care about 13 year olds Yeah, it's a Opie drops it because that conversation was going nowhere But as soon as the guy walks away opian cyst that he was correct The sign he talks about underage shit Well, he said he'd be not a giant sign. I guess maybe he's trying to block in the merchant machine He knows that he knows what he's even when bamboo He seemed to be familiar with it

I'll show you a video that I took of the video I love the kind of goals. I believe that's fine. You don't show you a video that I took. I believe you. I love the kind of goals. I believe you. It's fine. You don't show me a video. Greg, it's a barricade. You're on your podcast. You were completely wrong about this. This guy wants something to do with you.

But whatever. We believe you. Let's just move on. Let's just go. Later on in the show. So they move on from this guy. And it's funny because all we think these putting people on the radio like you used to do.

And people will be excited about that. I'm on the radio. This guy says, all right, well I gotta go. I'm gonna go grab an ice cream color or something. This guy lost nothing to do with Opie and walks away. So now we're back to... That makes five of us. We're back to Carlywees. Vic Hadley and Opie just shooting the shit. God. And you know comedy gold always comes out of that. Vic Hadley and Opie just shooting the shit. And you know comedy gold always comes out of that.

This is a hilarious joke about a new dating app. They turned my, my Instagram into a dating site. Was that disgusting? Wait, it should charge them or something. But that's what I'm saying, right? Thank you, man. Help me work out, get a little taste. Sounds more fun than Christian Mingle

It's worse. I don't know why do you not go on Carl Mingle? Carl Mingle? Carl Mingle? Start the app. I was praying for a big headly dud. That was it. I know. That was it big headly. Well, you guys have heard of Christian Mingle right?

I got it. So Carl is the guy Carl Ruiz is our friend who we're talking about. Instead of Christian Mingle, we'll start to the sea. I got it. Alright, so Carl is the guy Carl Ruiz is our friend here that we're talking about. Instead of Christian Mangle, what's starts with the C? What if it was Carl Mangle? Watch out! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! If only Opie had a soundboard he could make a big, heavily entertaining. This is the epitome of old guys talking.

This is the conversation you expect old guys to be having. They're talking about this 27 year old girl who Vic Hemley is talking to. And she was, she just had to be standing in front of me. And I said, I go, that was just an off month. And she goes, who? I go dust and off month, the actor. She goes, I don't know who that is.

I go, you know, Rainman? And she goes, I've heard of that. I go, she's only about 27-28. Oh my God. And she says that had come up earlier because she was bragging on how young and stupid she was. And she was 100% right? Yeah.

She was. She was an advertiser. Yeah, so I went straight into the Rainman Tut. I started naming, you know. Vic Henley's just getting angry. Yeah. As pretty as she was, Vic Henley's like, Carl, which, I'm just advertising. I went straight into the rain man to see, I started naming Vic and he's just getting angry. As pretty as she was, Vic and he's like, Carl, I'm making this into your decorating. I don't give a fuck.

He wandered over and he goes, what are y'all talking about? I'm like, you need to start talking to her right now. She's making me so mad, I've gotta go outside. I've gotta go outside right now. I cannot tolerate this level of idiocy. What is something that idiocy? It is.

Time has made her negative attract. She didn't care one bitch. What? Listen or painting attention. Good Lord. This is what we're listening to. Yeah, I know that was an extended clip But I just wanted to put it all in contact. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're making fun of this girl for not knowing a movie It's over 40 years old. Oh my goodness. Wouldn't that be kind of normal to not know doesn't often is or give a shit? Yeah, yeah, 27 years old. Yes, and big headly offended by it. This fucking idiot doesn't know about rainman Go back and watch rainman again. It's pretty fucking slow. Yeah, no thanks. It doesn't really hold up. No, it's not Something that you would say you have to go back and watch this.

No, that would not. Not even anything but seeds ever done. It's what we're talking about. So about 38 minutes into the show, Sharad Small finally shows up. And of course, they're all excited, even though they know he's gonna be there. Go use your Uber and send her to the wing.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Fuck your story. That's your story. I'm gonna end up it. I said send her to Queen's and you walked in. They were hanging out with a girl, 27, doesn't know who doesn't Hoffman is. Jesus, oh, OBS3CAP, what the cop, the riveted conversation, Ophe says, hey,

Sharon, guess what you missed? This girl who's too young to know who doesn't help, and who doesn't not, if I was Sharon, at that exact moment, I just want to say, all right, great, I'm gonna go, I'll see you guys later. There's nothing going on here. I love that Ophe recaps. He walks in he uses the N word, he gets you away from a boring story, and then you gotta bring it right back to the boring story. I love that OBS to recap what they're talking about. You're talking about nothing. Yeah. Is what you're talking about. What Shorod say something funny? Yeah. They had Doug Benson on the week before the episode before this. So they tricked Doug Benson onto the show somehow.

And I know Kroge makes fun of me for playing Dick Masterson saying the show is good or Anthony Kumya say the show is good. But again, I don't know any other podcaster who says this. Opie has to rehash how great his episode was Doug Benson. So before we get to your night with Carl so we're at the Hardland Murray. And we're having a couple beers, we have a nice podcast with Doug Benson, which is doing very, very well. Who says it's doing very, very well. Wait, so what episode of a podcast is doing well?

Yes, one episode ago, it's doing very, very well. Oh, he says. What is this guy? He says, own PR machine. What does that mean? What does that mean? Did he see a positive comment on? Reddit that, yeah,

we're down those downloads. Five percent higher than usual. What is he talking about? Doing well. It's doing very, very well. Oh my God. It good this fucking guy there was something that happened in the call her daddy show at the very end of the episode I listened to about facials where they start talking about Cuckolds okay, they say this the what is it? Cuckolding? Yeah, I feel like a lot of girl

I read that a lot, that like guys are into that watching their girl get fucked by another guy. That is not gay. Speaking of Cuckolding and watching your girl get fucked by another guy, it is time for... The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. I'm the teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

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No big deal. No big deal. Yeah, it's a what? Wait, airline surcharges got the most votes? Yeah. Airline surcharges. Huh. Yeah, why, huh? What do you got there, Dick? It reminds me of something. Yeah? Yeah, airline surcharges. Huh. Yeah, why, why huh? What do you got there, Dick?

It reminds me of something. Yeah, yeah, it reminds me of a song that I heard. Oh, okay. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?

Next week we'll be reviewing the biggest problem in the universe, one of my favorite shows of all time. I'm very excited about this. We're gonna have an extra special co-host on the show to break down. Is it Dick? Possibly. I don't like to jinx things.

But we're gonna have a very special co-host to talk about the biggest problem in the universe. They show this now to FUNC that was hosted by Maddox and Dick Masterson. There were 107 episodes total and we're gonna be going back in time to review that show. I don't know what it is.

Sounds good. Yes, it'll be a lot of fun. Excited. I'm excited too, thanks Andy. I love this show. All right, any closing remarks, anything you guys wanna plug before we get out of here? Hey, watch God friended me

It that looks like it's gonna be cancelled any second Holy shit. They push this show so hard during football games and I'm sitting around with all my friends Who the fuck is watching this show? Watching that shit. This guy meets God on a social network. Is that the premise? Oh, no, I don't watch it Oh stop it you watch the pilot No, I didn't know no, I don't watch it. Oh, stop it. You watched the pilot. No, I didn't. No, no, no. I just think it looks stupid as fuck.

Yeah. It's so stupid. It's not even available on deep discount. Yeah. Because I only have the bus TV shows. You all be on the sub-ride at my username is IP and Carl Sokdor. And I'll be making one on the show.

Come join me. Who is I shit and Carl's toilets? Is that one of you guys? Neither of you guys is I shit girls toilets? What are you guys? Neither of you guys know that guy. All right, I like that guy too. All right. Well, please join us again next week because It actually might be the episode we fight out want to for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone of morning radio. Hey, now the show is called right now. Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. Ha ha ha! Yeah! This is making me sex with. Yaaaah! You're not carrot-man. Ah! I can't fucking take it! You're not carrot man.

Ah! I can't fucking take it! Uh oh, free tart alert. Free tart alert blast. Oh! FunkyKING CARES! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Slapparuni.

Yeah! Who are these podcasts to show for jerks? It's produced by Carl. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah! Who are these podcasts to show for jerks? It's produced by Carl, with executive producer Carl and associate executive producer Carl. WATP's social media is managed by Carl. The website is updated from time to time by Carl.

The host of Who Are These Podcasts is Carl, and the co-host is whichever of Carl's friends responds to his late-night text. Special thanks to all the people who make this show happen in alphabetical order. Carl!