Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep135 - This Could Get Awkward

Episode Date: December 30, 2018

This week Kevin and Janel's dad join us to discuss the likeyest, most vocal fryiest podcast we've ever heard. This show is the perfect example of everything wrong with podcasts and podcasters, and so is This Could Get Awkward. After listening to the word "like" 418 times, we check in on Opie going on the Brother Wease show, listen to Sam Roberts' response to WATP, and check in on some new voicemails from upstanding citizens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run by a guy called Carl. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo.

Cuzz a Roo. Slapper Rooney. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows. I thought he was going to break down what it's all about for it to turn new people on to. No. It just mercilessly rips on people. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious.

It's show time. W-ATP! W-ATP! Hello, back Slavers and Couser Rooes, and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show where Americans actively demonstrate their superiority over their Canadian neighbors. I'm your host, Carl, with me as always is Kevin. Hey, how you doing? Welcome back. If you'd like to support the show, please buy our merchandise.

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This was a suggestion from John John. Kevin and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with host Janelle and Sam, two Canadian women in their probably early to mid-twenties. Right. I'm glad that you pointed out that they're Canadian because I definitely noticed some weird accents going on. Well, I noticed that one of their show titles spelled like favorite or not favorite that wouldn't be a different spelling.

It was it was a color or some word that they spelled differently up north. Then we put like the you in there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love how I said favorite. That's how we do it too. I'm a fucking idiot. Yes, these are two women from Canada who fancy themselves comedians. Oh, keep fancy in girls. Did you pick that up and all of this? Anything funny about this show? No, I just, unfortunately I could not get past the vocal fry and all the other kind of crudchy things

that were going on in there. So once again, hypocrisy strikes from Kevin, as I point out all these shitty things that people do and then do them myself. But Kevin, these women are over the top. Let's get right into the vocal fry examples. I have a few that I pulled here. This is the first one.

The woman is talking about, and I can't tell which one's which, I'll probably screw this up, but one of the women, I think it's, no, I think it's Janelle, I don't know. It's talking about how she has to email kids on behalf of Santa Claus, and that's part of her job, but she's talking about sending back emails

to kids from Santa. Freaking email from Santa, like, you're emailing them back for sure. But only a couple of kids have. Vooff. Yeah. Now, one of the things I wanna point out, I couldn't figure out what these women do for a living.

They talk about their jobs in episode 37 quite a bit. John John said that one of the women is in radio. Hey. Wow, that's, that's what we said. That's why I don't guess that. Exactly. And I'm trying to think, what's... That would be so much. I would not have guessed that. Exactly. And I'm trying to think, what kind of job would you have?

Were you have to email kids back on behalf of Santa Claus? I'm guessing that would be like a intern at a radio station maybe? Or an elf at the North Pole? Possibly an albiet. What a Santa's helper is. That's a good point. Anything that it is Canada,

it wouldn't be that long of a is. That's a good point. I didn't think that it is Canada. It wouldn't be that long of a commute. That's a good point. The North Pole that Canada is the North Pole's Mexico. So yeah, that's true. It's just slightly south. Yeah, Santa goes there for vacation, but only to the nice part. Yeah, just like Mexico. Yeah, This is another example of vocal fry, where the one woman wants to know what the it toy is because this woman's reading all the notes to Santa. So like what's the it toy that everyone wants right now? Now in case you're not picking up on this vocal fry, this next track is that same one I just played, but I'm extending it out a little bit

so you can hear what happens after she asks that question. So like, what's the it toy that everyone wants right now? A lot of LOL surprise. Oh shit. It's so bad and so pronounced. I have a couple, you know, examples of of it too if you want to play number three. For example. For example. For example.

And then I have a number four too. This is a this is a festive one because we're just after the after Christmas now for recording this. Nothing says the holidays like some vocal fry. Happy early holidays to you. To you. Yeah. They talk about how, you know, that she has to write these kids back that are writing Santa. Yeah.

And I don't, I don't know if I totally, cause they, they dump on kids a lot, which is fine, because I don't particularly care for kids either. But they're like, I could kids like get on top of Santa's lap, he's a stranger and like, you know, your parents are forcing them to do that and stuff. Well, you know, that, that's fucking the way it is, you know.

I think I have that clip. Okay, all right, this is them talking about getting on Santa's lap, They have a real problem with it. And there are 13 likes in this conversation. 13, count them at home. And their parents are like making them do it. And like I saw so many kids like freak out about it. And their parents like force them onto his lap. And like are like stay there, stay there, stay there. Like, as their kids are like screaming and I'm like, why, like, why? Those are good instincts for your kid to have

to like not want to like sit on a strange man's lap. Yeah. So like, it's all so weird to me. It's very difficult to listen to the show. The vocal fry and the likes are over the top. I want to get more into this crutch with the word like, but before I do that, the last thing I'm vocal fry that I wanna point out, this woman is talking about

how something took two hours. Two hours. This is from episode 37, you didn't listen to, yeah. This vocal fry sounds crazy when it's isolated like that, but when I actually put this in context of the rest of the sentence, it's even more pronounced. It sounded bad just there, but it almost sounds different to your ears

when you hear it with regular speech, listen to this. They weren't able to get a truck up and running for two hours. It's a set. We're able to get a truck up and running for two hours Computer air There's yeah, there was like 17 syllables in the word hours Canadiens a little different they also say Zad instead of Z, or Zad. That's Zad. The fuck am I talking about?

They don't say Zad and Canada. Sure they do, Zad. Oh, shit. This is, I picked up on the fact that they say like a lot. And so I decided to give myself a task. I was going to clip every single like from episode 38. Kevin, this is my longest like compilation ever. Buckle M there are. I think a couple hundred likes in this compilation. This is insane. It almost gets your opus. This is my opus. It almost gets sing songy at some

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This is that exact same light compilation at 4X. So when anyone's already listed in this as Spent Out Speed, this should be interesting. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like It's like if you ask that that would be if you asked a computer to look something up for you. Yeah. Hey, computer, could you please search exactly what the two girls from this might get awkward look like.

Like that's how computers work. Yeah. There is a shit ton of likes as you said. I actually did something similar to what you've done. Okay. Um, which by the way, I was thinking as you're playing that the first time through, it sounds like you could make a song out of that. Yeah, it's very sing song if you times Yeah, yeah, you could be like like like like like like like like like like like like like like

Anyway, if you play my this is track one here and that I've given to you and it's the It's just one little, you know, grouping of likes. I think there's 13 or 14 in this little stretch here alone. All right. This is called lots of likes. I was talking to a coworker, like a new coworker of mine who, like, who's not planning on going home at all. Holy shit. Kevin, before I play that, I think I picked this exact same piece up.

play that. I think I picked this exact same piece up and I actually went ahead and put a little ding on every like I was talking to a coworker like a new coworker of mine who like he's not planning on going home at all which like to each their like own I just like I think that's wonderful that they're gonna do that because like that side of the family is like way more involved and Christmas and wants to be together for that time of the year, but I just like, I don't know, I just always think I'm on, man. If I forget to that point with my family

that I'm gonna blow my family off for this other new family that I'm becoming apart with, I'm like, that's sad. Obviously you and I both heard that section and that's not abnormal to this show. That's how this one talks. Yeah, and I mean, the show is called this, what, this might get awkward, right?

You've got that wrong every time. It's called this could get awkward. This could get awkward. Well, I mean, I obviously didn't pay attention. This could get awkward. So not to be not to be outdone by your dinghy. I've also redone it with, let's just say an ISO that represents the show. So number two, I was talking to a coworker, like a new coworker

of mine who's not planning on going home at all, which like, to each their like own his better half is here and her family and everything is here. And I just like, I think that's wonderful that they're gonna do that because like, that side of the family is like way more involved and like, Christmas and like, once you're like, be together for that time of the year, but I just like... That is, that is rather awkward that clip right there. Holy shit. You and I had the exact same idea we were listening to that.

We really did, yeah. It's almost like we used to host the show together. It's almost like that in a different life at a parallel universe. This is the very beginning of that conversation when she says she was talking to a new coworker. She's this. I was talking to a coworker, like a new coworker of mine,

who's not planning on going home at all, which like, to each their own. So when I pictured this in my head, this woman's at work, she's just got a new job. She's talking to a new coworker, and I thought, how would that go down? And I came up with this clip. Oh, saunter over to the boss's office.

Like it's four minutes to when our meeting's supposed to be. And then I awkwardly walked past his office. Oh. It a perfect world. That's how that would have gone down. Yeah, I thought you were going to have like footsteps. Like I walk to the office. Oh, something I think a lot of pride in. I think I'm very good at it.

And I went ahead and I thought, I have this audio of this show that is unlistenable. It's insufferable. It's one of the worst podcasts I've ever heard in my life. Can I turn this into something that's enjoyable to listen to? So I took the actual audio from Sam and Janelle's podcast and I think I've done just that. It's one of my best accomplishments. I think I've created a show that you and I would actually listen to.

All right. I mean, this is a lot of build-up. I'm setting myself up for failure here, but check this out. I think you'll agree. I'm a pretty fucking good audio engineer. Does it actually sound like I'm that drunk though? I'm just here and there. Okay, okay, good. So I've recently moved into a welcome to... It's gonna get awkward. I thought we could have bought like we just like... I know that I know Andy's brother Joe saw that one coming from my all the my. It's an only buddy goodie. Amazing. I was one of that sounded. It's great.

Yeah. Can we like build into the drums? Yeah, I got really good. Brilliant. I have a clip on here that I call the world's worst anecdote. So we talked about how they have these vocal crutches and this vocal fry. But even when they're just having a conversation, it is unlistenable. Listen to this story and the other woman's like giggling along for some reason.

This should not be out of podcast. And then I went into the bathroom and then there were a couple other women in there already and I was like, oh my god, I went to the, I went pee like 10 minutes ago. Like I don't have to go pee. So I walked into a stall and I just stood there for like three minutes. And then I flushed the toilet and then I walked out. A pretend pee. Yeah and I washed my hands. I, a pretend pee. Yeah, and I washed my hands. I did a pretend pee like. Are these women high?

Oh, I don't know. I think they might be drinking. I think they hint to that at some point in here that they're slurring and stuff, but regardless, it does not make an entertaining joke. No, it's terrible. They talk about at one point something that surprised the shit out of me, having listened to a couple of their episodes. You'll hear it when you edit this.

HADDED THIS! They're editing this show! What are they at? What can they possibly be editing out? They looked at the pretending to be in a stall story? What the fuck are they editing? They added it out the huge shit she took right after that that whole story. She took a shit and then she flushed the toilet after three minutes of standing there. That would have been way more

interesting. Yeah. I want to listen to that. I was shocked to hear that they're editing the show because these are two women who are awkwardly laughing at nonsense and telling boring story after boring story to each other. The one that we listened to was about what they were doing for the holidays and then the one when we get into what their mom and dad are doing for the holidays is if, and we can possibly give a shit. But even their, even her mom and dad don't give a shit. Right. They wouldn't even be, so disappointing.

So Sam, we, we don't give a fuck about your podcast. We just want you to come over for, for Christmas and, and spend the day with us. Keep your mouth shut This is from that episode 37 that you did not listen to I did pick up on an obvious edit See if you can hear this try to like repay parents or like maybe other people who are you know like who just like are trying to like All right, so there's an edit that's obvious because the co-host is giggling in the background and then just abruptly stops.

So you could tell that there was something cut out and then they picked it up again. I'm gonna zoom in on it so you can hear that exact moment. Maybe other people who are, you know, like who just like. When I find amazing and fascinating by this, I don't know why they needed to edit that part because all of it's garbage. But what's amazing is that where she comes back from the edit are the words you know

like who just like that's another part I would have left off if you're already editing shit out. The part where you go you know like who just like this that words that's not important that's not words, that's not important, that's not anything. You're not conveying a message with words like that. Well, you know, up in Canada, they spell edit with a U. So I mean, it's, you know, it goes, anything goes up there. Yeah, it's not the same rules set that we follow down here in the States. Fair enough. Fair enough.

I thought it was interesting that the one woman's talking about how Her and her boyfriend don't want gifts for Christmas She's almost a her friend. Yeah, yeah, good boy from Spencer Spencer. Yeah, it's very good Her and Spencer don't want gifts for Christmas. She says she says this It's just that like we don't need anything. What about speech pathology? What do you mean you don't need anything? You can't talk. You're not gonna talking.

You need help. It's what you need. We don't need anything. Trust me. You don't have it, I'll figure it out. General, this is your father. For this, for Christmas this year, we're gonna get you some speech lessons. So you stop saying the word like and I wasn't going to electrocute her every time she says like just a lecture shock therapy

stuff fucking like holy shit. That's too goddamn much. You know what's funny Kevin is that these women might listen to this show. They might not. They might listen to the show and not realize that you do Janelle's father on every episode. It just happens to work out this show that you're impressed of Janelle's father works, but you always do that. Yeah, I mean, I've done it so many times like, you know, there was that time where I'm like Janelle, you need to stop dressing up like a furry. Yeah, that was. Don't go to on the fur cast. That was on the fur cast episode that we did. And there was a time you were talking about my little pony with Janelle.

Yeah, I was like, Janelle, this is your father again. You need to take the cock out of your mouth, all right? And listen to me, straight here. It's the end of December. I feel like we're doing a greatest hits episode. Like, ah, these are all the best parts of earlier w-a-t-p's Stuttering John

This is Janelle's father Janelle's father, I'm sorry I was laughing there Janelle's father Stuttering John, you need to stop your podcast. You are not talented You are not someone who needs to be heard in any way and also stop wearing furry costumes. And also, the GI Joe is not a show that should be reviewed every week. This is, they get into, when did you figure out

this Santa wasn't real? And this is a big topic of conversation on their holiday episode. So the one host I'm going to guess it's Sam says that she was seven when she found out Santa was fake. When I think I was about like seven maybe. Okay. So she says that in the show early on. Then later the show, she asked the co-host, how old she was, and listen to what happens here. When did you realize Santa was bullshit?

Yeah, that's a good question. Because I want to say I was around like 10-ish. Well, that's way too late. Was it? Yeah. I hope it was earlier. Yeah. Yeah.

80. I don't know how old we're like old were you you didn't told me she never told you Why am I listening if you don't have to listen this doesn't make it he said she told you earlier in this episode I even though That's your friend and I even know the answer to that So speaking of that one how old are you, Carl, when you found out that Santa was not real? I don't know. How old are you in like ninth grade? 14? Yeah, I think 14. You know, I found out as I was talking to Trump on the phone and uh... Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, it's not an interesting story though, so I'm not going to tell it. Oh, thank God. Thank you, Kevin. Yeah, exactly.

That's how I help this show out. I don't say anything about it. What Kevin just did, you know, on Sam is called a filter. He knew the information that he could have said, thought about it for a half a second, this will add nothing to the show. No entertainment value whatsoever. I'm not going to say it. Now, Kevin said that out loud, which is a little bit weird. I wouldn't have gone that route, but this is a very good lesson for you young podcasters out there. Not every thought the end is your head needs to be set into the microphone. Correct.

I will write a long and rambling post on Reddit. Yeah. And you guys can all read that. Yeah, you then you'll know exactly, you know, because I know people want to know now, you know, it's, I've teased it. Will you promise to add that to the, the thread on our sub? Of course they will.

All right, here is actually this is a nice segue into not having to say everything that comes into your head. Talk about a boring fucking anecdote. into not having to say everything that comes into your head. Talk about a boring fucking anecdote. This is, I think Sam explaining how she discovered Santa wasn't real. And again, there are 19 likes in this. My mom just had like horrible, like the worst hiding places. Like obviously the closet is where you're gonna look

for a first and foremost, right? Like under the bed or obviously the closet is where you're gonna look for first and foremost, right? Like under the bed or in the closet. Like those are like the two best hiding places. And I can remember going into my mom's closet and either finding presents that said like Tuchin'el, love Santa. Or like... All right, obviously this is Janelle and I say I'm gonna do it. Here we go. Tuchin'el, like whatever. And like I found it like way too early. And I can remember like confronting my mom about this and being like mom, what the hell?

Santa was already here like three weeks in advance. And my mom's just like, honey, he just has so many places to go on Christmas Eve that he has to deliver some of the presents early Like she was like she was like trying trying to keep it alive for me Kevin I'm not gonna lie it. I'm the longer in my 20s Well really yeah, all right. I think you're in the same boat as me. I Just I don't, I don't remember, I don't remember being a 20 something and talking about my mommy so much or about what my mommy said to me when I was six. I don't

understand. I'm hearing a lot of this on a lot of these podcasts. People in there, well, women I should say in their 20s. It's non-stop. Mom says I should do this and daddy came over and helped me move. What is going on? Do these kids ever grow up? Aren't you an adult now? You're still talking about your mommy all the time? Yeah. Well, it's the generation.

It's a generation. Yeah, I love saying that as an old man now. I could be like this fucking generation, but they're, uh, yeah, they're, they're very, uh, I don't know't know, home bodies, if you will. They like their family and they're very, you know, they'd love everything that happened in the past and everything is a glowing light in their past. I don't like these assholes with a good childhood.

Oh, I had a great upbringing. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fucking pragger. Exactly. This is, you were talking about how they're not fans of children. Well, they're talking about how,

they're talking about Alfa and the shelf. And they don't have kids yet, but they're not sure that they would do that with their kids. Alfa and the shelf sounds stupid, and I think I'm having a good interview. Is it at all? Is that the most ironic thing ever?

Elba the shelf sounds stupid. You sound stupid. You're the one who sounds stupid, dummy. Elba the shelf sounds stupid. Even Elba the shelf would be like, you guys say, wait, too many likes. Now you're doing your own on the shelf impression. This is the fucking greatest hit.

I hope you'll appreciate. This is the greatest hit episode of W-H-D. They're all coming out for the end of the year, everybody. This is amazing. You guys sound like stupid bitches. I'll be up here on the shelf. We all have this copy of Harry Potter, of the Starthorac Soul.

One of the things that these women do is at the end of each episode, they figure out a way for the audience to get involved. So this is their interactive portion of the show. So guess like happy early holidays to you and like tell us about your holiday woes. All right, so in this episode, tell us about your holiday woes. All right, so in this episode, tell us about your holiday woes. Hit us up on Twitter or our Facebook.

Kevin, I checked these places. Nobody has hit them up about their holiday woes. Nobody, there's no interaction going on. Nobody gives a shit. And they do it at the end of every episode. Hey, why don't you tell us about your blah, blah, blah. Nobody cares, nobody. Well, I mean, in fairness, did you look

out up on Canadian Twitter? Oh, there's a Canadian Twitter? Yeah, I mean, it's completely, it's completely different. I checked black Twitter, does that count? Well, it definitely won't be there. That's good point. Yeah. This is talking about painting the apartment

with their parents and every other word is like, it's as if they're trying to fuck with me. And of course it was like, you know, like, hey, I love you, like, let's catch up a little bit, but it was like, let's get this shit done. Like, we want you to have an incredible place to live, like, want you to be comfortable, like we want you to, blah, blah, blah. And so, like, my parents are just like the greatest people in the world and they just like went gunk hoe on it

and like I tried to like repay them. And you know what you try to like repay parents or like... Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Oh shit. Shut up! It's so difficult to listen.

The show is so difficult to listen to. Oh, Yeah, it really was. I know that headaches that often I had a headache last night. I was into this. It was it's bad and I you know, sometimes I've been accused in the past of When I was a regular co-host on the show. I'm not doing a lot of homework, let's say or putting in a lot of time and pulling clips But do you have something to say to Andy about that? Seriously. 25 minutes of a show, there really was not a lot that you could pull because it was all

fucking likes and nonsense that was going on in this. I was glad, though, when you gave me this show that it was only 25 minutes. I don't know if I could listen to any more of this and take less clips than I did. So this was a longer episode of theirs. Thank God, there's a little bit of mercy going on. Thank you, ladies, for not doing what every other podcast does and putting out an hour and a half long show. By the way, this show will definitely clock it at night

but it's some of the what the fuck I'm talking about. Here is starting a new job. You know, I've started a new job now, so that's interesting. I literally don't know what I'm doing every single day. So, I mean, what's interesting for it? Yeah, is it shocking to you that this dummy's bad at her job?

That doesn't surprise me at all. I have this new job, but I don't know how to do anything. This is another thing I picked up on, Kevin. Oh, God. Yeah, she got a new job. She now writes letters back from the Easter Bunny. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

Well, then I picked up on it that is she says the word literally. This is from episode 37. This is a literally comp that I put together. Everything is very literal to these two women. Yeah, because literally, my parents are literal champions. And they literally, just like literally anyone, and literally they came up here.

Like he literally told us, like I'm literally out of the country then. Like I literally had one job. I literally don't know what I'm literally out of the country then. Like I literally had one job. I literally like don't know what I'm doing. I think it's safe to say that the show was not good. This show is terrible. I would have heard a show this bad since Sammy Shitt bags rustling show that we

let's do last week. It's been a while. This is proof that these two assholes are definitely a couple of work shitters. That's gross. Do you have like a code that like you won't do number two in public places or like at other people's houses? No, I'll shit anywhere. I have to shit. I'm gonna shit. Of course you will. Oh fucking asshole. Stop shitting at work people. It's rude. That's very inconsiderate. There you have it everybody. Shit at work. Is that dorkles?

It's a little bit of dorkles in there. Yeah. Oh, I everybody. Dorkles look loud here. I just want to let you guys know that it's totally fine. It takes shits at work. That's what the toilets are for. That's gross. Yeah, well, you could go fuck yourself, Genelle and Orsaiya. Yeah, there's a couple ice-sills in here that were just perfect. Besides, that's girls. There's also this one. I want to like blow my brains out. Yeah. That's the one that sums up the show for me. That's the clip right there. There's this weird ADD moment they have. I don't know who could possibly be listening to the show for real.

The one woman's talking about her new job, and then you'll hear that they change the subject to where she lives, and then they talk about moving, and then they change it to a fourth topic all within 20 seconds. And I have no idea who anyone is. I'm just like walking into work and I'm like, everyone's probably thinking, like, are you even allowed to be in here? Because you have secret passes

or we have like certain codes and everything like that to get into the doors and I'm like, oh, everyone probably thinks, like, who the hell is this girl? And I'm like, I keep forgetting that you live or you live and I'm so excited every time I remember I'm like I don't know what she's talking about. I'm gonna be there so much So moving fun can I tell you about my friends poop? I didn't edit that

That's how this show comes out That's how they release this show with their fucking nonsense I bought my friends poop That's how they release this show with that fucking nonsense. Tell you about my friends, poop. That's gross. That's gross, that's my friends, poopy. Did you pick up on the fact that these women laugh at everything? I love women like that.

Oh, Jesus, fuck it. Of course you do. You're a standout. Yeah, I love it. You're like, bring your friends to the show. This will be great. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, you get to go up there and be like how about this air-wide food huh people and everyone's cracking up yeah that's that's the type of people you want at your show let me tell you well cabinet put together a

compilation that sounds the opposite of one of your stand-up shows. This is a laugh copulation from these two women. No idea. I think. It's just like, it's a stocking, so... To be honest. And... Children... Which... It's so... Aww...

You're... It's all... To be honest. Like... Like, it was this... No. What? Get it?

And then we're like... What was What? What? Geppe? And then we're like, what is that? Um... Because... Yeah... Like... ...treat?

Treat? Treat? Hahaha Merry Christmas! I just want that on a loop. So anytime I say anything, it just that's what I hear in the background. All you have to do is pull your pants down. Do you want to hear that? Oh, that's another singer from Is there true

Yeah It is awkward this show this show is awkward that they are right on with I do you know what I'll say that I do like their logo I do, you know what, I'll say that I do like their logo. On their website. I love it. This is something that I'm watching all. Kevin's a very kindhearted person. He's very different than I am. He doesn't like making fun of people. And you do always find something.

Well, I mean, yeah, they're showing terrible and they sound like inseparable cons, but that logo they put together not bad man that's not just like a fought you find and downloads that this is hand drawn it's you know as an amateur graphic artist yeah it is not a bad uh logo but I will put it that way I know logo is spelled with a U and an E right Canada, but it is a good logo. And it's pronounced logo. Oh, oh, oh a fuck. All of my grandparents have passed away. So, like, my parents just like,

they either do Christmas, like, with their own children and grandchildren, or they're just like, with friends. And I was like, it's boring as shit. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this?

And I wish people would think about that when they're putting on a show. Oh, whether or not it's boring or not. Yeah, whether someone want to listen to what you're saying. This is a genel. Genel. Yeah. This is your father. Yeah, yeah, dad. What's up? This is your this is my genel impression. Yeah, like like dad like what's like what's up? Stop saying like first off. I'm sorry dad. You're mom and I this Christmas. We're not getting together with family, okay? We are we are going to have a key party with our friends You know how to elaborate I know the key party is Okay, that's what we're gonna be doing. Mm-hmm.

This year, so I think you and Spencer, uh, might want to maybe go to, uh, uh, Toronto for the weekend. Yaaaay! Thank you, Gilbert, for snapping me out of my shitty impression. Oh! fucking cares! Ah, thank you. I might stop talking and just use my board and just put drops of the rest of the time.

So, yeah, that's all we... I don't know, do you have any more to talk about with this show? I feel like I'm moving the show along it. I don't need to be doing that It is your show. No, what do you think? Kevin? This is this is our amazing chemistry that we have It's the thing the opus always talking about This chemistry that you and I have that no one else This is the last clip I want to play and I don't even have anything to say about it. I think it speaks for itself You know exact to it what you're getting yourself into

when you hear this show intro. It's not cute, it's not fun, it's not funny. This could get awkward. Wait, those are wrong words. Did you hear that? This could get... Oh, I did it wrong already. No, it sounds stupid.

Everybody. This could get awkward. I think that was perfect. I think that was perfect. All right, so they're both terrible at podcasting, but at least it's not as bad as not Sam rustling. at podcasting, but at least it's not as bad as not Sam wrestling. I gotta give huge props to ButtholeWeeb on Twitter. Sam Roberts, what? You don't want to give huge props to ButtholeWeeb? What's your problem? Sam Roberts does this YouTube this YouTube show where he takes questions. People will type in questions and it'll respond to them as they come in.

And but whole we've asked him if he had heard W ATP. And this is Sammy Brandmuffin's response to that. And landed. Kim James says, I'm sorry that this audio was garbage. This is how it came through. So deal with the audio. Listen to the response Landon Kim James says how do you feel about WATP shitting on you? What is WATP? Tell me what WATP is and I will

Address that Lee Benz. Oh, Landon who are these podcasts? Yeah, um, I Don't know. I don't mind them shitting on me. I feel like if I, who are these podcasts as a podcast, I don't listen to it, but they just shit on other podcasts, which it's tough for me to be upset about a podcast that I feel like was inspired by J.O.K.T.O.B.ctober which was a bit that I kind of had a lot to do with on the old opian anthony show like if I had that much to do with joctober and then got upset that

somebody was shitting on something I was doing it would make me a tremendous hypocrite so uh... I can't I can't really be mad at him you know I don't like it when people say bad things about me. So I'm not gonna listen because I'm not a massacist. Wow. Props to Sam for totally understanding

where this is all coming from. Yeah, if only, you know, some others like Suddaring John could take a page out of this book, out of the Sam book. It's amazing how comedians have no sense of humor. I quote unquote, comedians have no sense of humor. One of those people who has no sense of humor about what we're doing is a man named Brother Weez. And I bring that up because our friend Opie

took a road trip to Rochester in order to be on the brother we show. And Gavin, you know what that means. It's time for... OPRADIO! So this is a weird thing that they did. Did you listen to OP's most recent episode? Yes, I listened to as much as I could stomach of him going to Rochester and the fun that ensued with going up to see Brother Weas.

Last week I played clips from the road trip episode where it's him and Carl in the car, and this guy Rob, in the car, driving to Rochester. In this episode, it starts off with them getting up in the morning, getting back in the car again, driving to Weas' studio, and then the entire episode is the actual brother Wies show. They just took the audio from the brother Wies show, the exact audio and put it out as their own show.

Who would do something like that? Just taking an appearance from someone else's show and putting that out as your own show. Who would possibly ever, anyway. I didn't pull a lot of clips from that because I kind of have a weird rule on this show. I, I always say I don't have rules. I do. I have one rule.

I don't shoot on local shows. I should have been a little bit. I should have a little bit. But I, I don't clip local shows and talk about them. It's just not something we do here. I don't know why. All right, everyone needs to have a line, I guess. I'm not even sure why, I'm not even sure why.

But what Opie did was when they weren't on the show, he pulled out a Zoom recorder and was recording the conversations they were having, either going up the elevator or talking to Wee's during the commercial break. So it was the actual show and then all the banter that goes on in between. And one of the things that happens in between during the commercial break, Wee's is talking about his father. And this is the set up to a joke, Opie Tellers, where Wies is talking about how his father liked black women.

My father preferred women of color. Really? Yeah. Good for him. Okay, so Wies says, my father preferred women of color. And Wies is a, how old is he? 70-something, 80-something, I don't know. Yeah, he got it.

71, I think. Yeah. I mean, that's not the way you and I would say that But that's how we set it to OP and OP being adult Get set in his head and then makes a joke that even Carl Ruiz is like, oh come on man Marvin who knows of your run into used to pick him up and take him for blow jobs. I wasn't doing that.

Wow. He would take him out of the home in his 80s to go get blow jobs. He loved the color girl. It was a great life. And the color girls go to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, Oh geez. He was sick.

Did you get to that part? No, I didn't. He started singing Lou Reed from the 60s. Like, we don't, we don't say colored girls anymore, Opie. And that's not a funny joke or reference. This guy's so fucking out of it. Oh, God. I just, I love the fact that he thinks

that this off-air stuff is worthy of being on the air. Like, that's the whole thing. Like, the hang bro. That's the whole thing, like the hang bro. That's the whole premise and I don't fucking understand why he thinks that that is gold. It's not, in fact, let's do this mundane conversation. This is, they get up in the morning, curable weasers out all night, so he's tired

and Opie's all perky and ready to go, oh, go to the Wii show, Wii! It's not that impressive. Kevin and I have been out the Wii show. It's not that impressive. If they're gonna have us, anyway. So this is just the mundane conversation. They went to Jeremiah's the night before.

And OP says this. That's a great story, brah. Yeah, we're getting into the car to drive over to Brother Wies. Let me get my coat. No, but the wing into the car to drive over to, uh, Brother Wee's. Let me get my coat. No, but the Wings over there work awesome, man. And we tweeted out, like, one tweet that we're going to be at Jeremiah's and how many people showed up for real, like 25, 30 people.

25, 30 people. Right? Opie says, they tweeted out, they're going to be at Jeremiah's. 25, 30 people showed up. They went to Jeremiah's on Sunday at 5 30 The middle of football games the four o'clock games. There's gonna be 30 people in Jeremiah's Regardless of whether fucking dopey and Carl are there. That's fucking idiot thinks it's like whoa This place is packed holy shit look at me. I'm fucking I'm a big deal People watch the Steelers game over here. So the fuck up no one gives a shit

No, it's a shit So then Opie This is just such a great clip because This is Opie in his typical radio guy mode Where everything's the best and amazing and remember his best friend at this point is Karl Ruiz who's this chef who knows everything about food and the food network and Opie says this. Oh the oh I Jeremiah's right what happened I forgot a lot. The best bar food I've ever had in my life. The tater tots are awesome.

What do they do with those tater tots? I'll put angel wings in them. Fucking awesome. Bacon, blue cheese, pump cheese. Awesome. It was amazing. It was. I could honestly say that it could have been the best thing I've ever eaten in my life. Okay.

This is a boy who cries wolf scenario right here. I can't believe anything that Opie says. The best thing he ever ate in his life were Tater tots from Jeremiah's. I lived down the street from Jeremiah's cabin. I've been there many times. I've actually eaten Tater tots there before. He's full of fucking shit. They come in frozen in a giant bag, they deep fry them, and then it's on the table next thing you know. And Tater tots are amazing. Don't get me wrong. They're great. I love Tater tots. What the fuck is he talking about?

The best thing he ever ate are Tater tots from Jeremiah's. This is a classic and not to dump on wheeze at all. This is a classic wheeze move. It is. He got this right from his book, John Tutu Leo got this from wheeze. Not to get too fucking inside Rochester. But it's all the same shit. They have to talk about whatever place

hooked them up with free food. They have to talk about it like it was the greatest thing that ever happened in their lives. Exactly. It's exactly the same story from anybody who's kind of been a disciple of Brother Weasen Seven. And not to his fall, because Brother Weasen has obviously built

a very successful career. Right. You know, not on the back of promoting places like that, but that's just his thing. That's how he is. You hear about a lot of restaurants that way. I've heard about a lot of restaurants that way. When I lived in Rochester, just due to the fact that we's like them. So, I mean, it is successful on that grounds, But if you're a, a podcaster, not from this area, you plugging Jeremiah's does absolutely nothing for anyone else who's listening to your fucking podcast. Well, it does, it does worse than nothing because think about it. This is a guy who goes to Gebhard's, he wore his Gebhard's hat onto the Wii show, talked about Gebhard's again on the

Wii show. He non-stop, go to Gebhard's, tell Opie Centru, they have the best food there. And then he goes to a place called Jeremiah's by the way, there's five locations of Jeremiah's in Rochester. It's not like this amazing place that you get to go to once a century. This is a fucking mundane sports bar.

He Opie goes in and says, the best bar food he ever ate in his life. Meanwhile, he's going to Gebhard's to go, this place has the best bar food he ever ate in his life. Meanwhile, he's going to get hard to go. This place is the best burger. I'm not believing any of this. And the same thing with Wies. When he talks about a place or a janitili or something, they're talking about all we went to this fucking restaurant last night. It was slamming. It was so great. I'm not believing a fucking word of it. Nobody else should be either. You're a fucking adult if you're believing these things. Well, you know, I was just thinking too.

Doesn't Opie have a brother that owns a sports bar? That's a good point. Yes. So apparently, Jeremiah's is his better food overall and his brother's bar. Why can't his brother figure out how to cook tater tots? Come on. I don't. He's brother. You can do. He named off a bunch of cheeses. What the fuck was the last cheese that he Say I think pump. I think Carl. We was fucking with him

At this point Carl who I think is a funny guy is on four hours of sleep and Opie is all perky like hey, we're ready to do the show. We're doing a podcast right now And Carl's just like yeah food is fucking amazing dude whatever. Like he wanted nothing to do with that conversation. Yeah. And then OP tries to get them all talking about something fun for his podcast. He's asking everyone in the car what their favorite porn category is.

So he asks Robert the driver what's his favorite porn category. And then OP lands a joke that makes zero sense, but that doesn't stop him from laughing as Asaf, at his own joke as usual. But we're kinda pouring you watch, CBW doors. Six on one.

They can make it. So awesome. Robert, we clicked on those porn categories where the computer talks back to you and just goes, really? So, here's how jokes work. Kevin, I'm explaining this to you. It has to have some type of realism to it so people can relate to the joke and maybe it's far-fetched or sarcastic, but it has to be something baked in a real experience

people have had in order for it to be funny. Opie says this guy clicks on porn categories where the computer goes really. That's not how computers work, that's not how porn sites work. There's nothing funny about that, that's just made up nonsense, that's stupid. Yeah, that makes absolutely zero sense at all.

I don't know what he was going for there, but you know, it's OP and he's famous. So he's very famous. Yeah, he's, he loves his Tater tots and fuck. He, uh, he's not just Tater tots, Jeremiah's Tater tots. Jeremiah's is the best bar food. You're gonna find, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, by his food to anyone, let alone on a show with tens of people listening. This is going back to episode 61, John Warren on Twitter hit us up and he said, you got to pull this clip.

This is amazing. And he did some hunting for us. So I really appreciate that. They're doing this read for this mattress and it's OP and Carl doing this live read together and They're talking about Carl's mattress. You know, he lives in that cabin in the woods in New Jersey He's talking about how Carl's mattress sucks and Carl makes a joke about his mattress not being good for when he has girls over and this is a joke It's pretty good like every girl that wakes up in my place

has like an awful net cramp or her, she gets cauliflower ear like a wrestler. That may not be for the match, but it's just, she gets cauliflower ear like a wrestler. It's a very funny joke, because you could picture what's going, wrestlers are getting their heads like shoved into the mat and I went to a high school where

it was a very prominent wrestling school. I think you did too. I did. So I have friends with California. We're here. It was a thing. And that's a funny joke. Immediately after he says that, OP has to repeat the joke, but in a way that makes zero sense. This is not even a thing.

That may not be for the match, but it's just, you know, she wakes up with MMA years. Oh, yeah, exactly. Boo! What is wrong with this guy? Carl lands a decent joke off the cuff and this fucking dummy says She wakes up with MMA ears And you know Carl again, I don't know how long he's gonna last on the show goes yeah, exactly Right, that's it. This is the one clip I pulled from the brother we show OP

Noses place and again, he goes back and forth on this kind of stuff. This is him talking about Carro Rees's cabin. Carro Rees lives in a cabin in the woods and they're talking about that and the guy listens to OP's podcast. He brings this up. Yeah. I think you do the first podcast from him. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Westwood one wasn't happy with me. They wanted me to have this big splash and then do a podcast in front of a lot of. But I

honestly know my place these days. I didn't think I had the audience to pull that off. And I said, I want to do it my way. So I did it from his creepy cabin. So Oby has told us that it was crazy. got fired from serious exam. They're putting up big numbers. His show would never been better. He had decently on their short small to hilarious gentleman. So then he says when I debuted my podcast, here it will be hasn't been heard of, heard from for 10 months, I debuted my podcast.

Westwood one wanted me to put on a big show But I knew that I couldn't get anyone to come out to the show so I just did it from Carlos Cabin in the woods Which fucking is it Opie? You can't have it both ways all the time. He always wants it in both ways all the fucking time Yeah, it's a very good point. I Just think he you know, he's he's used to that spotlighter or whatever perceived spotlight that he had when his show was at the height of popularity, you know, an opian ethnicity was huge. It was huge.

It was huge. And it has fallen very far. Opia's fallen, I mean, everyone on that show is falling pretty far, but Opia, especially Yeah, well, you know, people are gonna jump all over your ass now because they're like he laps up Anthony's balls. That's what everyone says on the reddit board I've noticed that they said on Twitter too, and also in my email on my voice mail I get that a lot, but did they just say they've all fallen far did I just say that? I mean, I could have sort of just had that.

That kind of shit doesn't last forever. That kind of fame does not sustain itself for it. Well, that was a time when OP was being real. He said, Westwood won't run me part on this big show. I knew I couldn't draw. Do you know why he knows that? In the time between him getting fired and starting the podcast, he was doing these pop-up live shows on Facebook live from Carl's restaurant, from different places. And there would be four or five people who would show up to these things wearing OPT shirts.

It was the saddest, most pathetic thing you've ever seen. There may be 60 people watching it live on Facebook at a time. He had fallen so far in just a couple of years since Anthony left. I don't know, anyone who kept listening to that show after that. It got terrible. Yeah, I remember, God, this is quite a few years ago.

I was still living in Rochester and Jim Norton had come through and was performing at the local comedy club. And he used to come up, OBS to come up when, when Jim would be performing in Rochester. I was there. The one in Webster, you're talking about, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So he would come up and would stand by Jim, so after the show, Jim would come out and sign autographs or whatever. And I take pictures with people. You know, that's a lot of the comedians do that. And Opie would stand near Jim, but not try and advertise that he was Opie. And he wanted to be recognized. Yeah, it's such an arsesistic move to do some shit like that. Where it's clearly everyone is there to see Jim Norton. No one really gives you shit about it. No, I mean, no one really ever gave a shit about OP to begin with. But to try and glam on to that, that's that's kind of the point I'm sort of trying to make here is that he hangs

around with very funny people and then through osmosis is trying to be funny himself. And then that's gross. Yeah, osmosis is gross. There's there's an ice I pulled from OP and I earlier clip that I played that I will be playing non-sap on this show. That's a great story, brah. I have a couple of clips that are very carlsentric. Oh good. Yeah, there's two of them I think there. Alright, that is the definition of a couple.

This is the one that I already played and I meant to play this on our intro. I meant to say I'm your host. I forgot. There's too much shit going on. I can only write so many notes. I'm a high pet. But yeah, this is OP once again talking to Carl where we just way over the top. Bringing way too much energy for 7am. Alright, let's listen to this other ice cell that you pull and I don't have this. Good for you, Carl. To the wall. I'm gonna get it.

Is that the elevator or the lobby? I think that was the elevator ride up, but I want you to keep that one and just put on your phone because it's a good it's uplifting anytime You text me. I'll make sure that that's my I'll wear it for you cool. Yeah good for you Carl. I'll hear that twice a year I want to point out I want to point out that when this episode started this episode 68 with opian wises show it starts off with Joey playing voicemails because they love their voicemail line that they have. Yeah. This is such a fucking downer. It's such a weird way to start off this whoa bro! We're hanging out with the weeds bro kind of morning show

listen to that. Hey Opie this is a JW on Twitter from Greenville South Carolina just want to thank you and Carl and Joey and the rest of the crew. I had one of the most interesting years of my life. I've got breast cancer. Mother has stroke and now has kidney and heart failure and all this stuff's going on all the same time. Like your show and it's been, I don't know, like a break for me. I appreciate it. I've listened to it and I see you with mom when Julie was going through her stuff. So it's, it's appreciated man. So this is a ringing endorsement for OPi. It's purred for the ICU

Jesus fucking Christ What got a way to start a show is that? The intensive cusseroo unit You know what I want to do with the ICU is I want to have a drinky pooh Ha ha ha! You know what I want to do with the ICU is I want to have a drinky poo. Jesus Christ. So Joey has to respond to every voicemail for some reason. So listen to his response to this guy who said every bad thing happened to him possible. Thank you. God bless you JW. We appreciate your support. Ice sympathize or even empathize when you're going through I've gone through some hard times myself. But remember some JW, this too shall pass.

God bless brother, have a happy new year. It's hard as that's gonna be. Let's go to Greg. Good morning everybody, it's nice and early in Rochester, New York. Is that a weird fucking segue? The guy went through every bad thing that could happen, and then Joy comes on and goes, I got empathy for you, I had a similar thing, and then this super over the top cheesy 90s radio sound effect of someone getting in a car crash and flying through the windshield

or some shit. What the fuck was that? There's a total disconnect in what's going on on this show. They don't know what they're trying to do. They don't know what they're trying to be. Are they trying to be a let's all hug it out. We're all buddy show. Are they trying to be a fucking 90s morning zoo?

I can't figure out what fuck to do it. I sympathize, I empathize. I even jazzer size. With your, with your plight button. Is that Joey or Janelle's dad? I can't tell. That this is whatever that asshole was at the beginning of the OP podcast show right there. I sympathize with ya bro. So was it the beginning of the olby podcast show right there? I Sympathized with your bro. I thought that was a really awkward voicemail play typically what they do is

They play voicemails that just kiss their balls Just people saying, oh your show's so amazing. I can't get enough of it Which is super annoying by the way people have thus voicemails and Here's one that I enjoyed. I was a huge Howard fan when he first went on serious with Arty and then got tired of a show so became a huge open empty fan long story short. I saw you were going for the Fenn Roberts wrestling podcast today which I can't stand wrestling anyway, and I have mixed feelings about Sam Roberts and You become my new Howard Stern show even though it's once a week So that's why getting through this voicemail if I get none of Howard Stern

I can voice now like it's my favorite show and I'm obsessed with radio Where's favorite show, Kevin? You're the new Howard Stern. That's what I've been telling all my friends. No one will listen to me, but that's what I've been saying. Non-stop. You're so humble. I'm actually insufferable at this point.

Let's play another voicemail from the same person who then called back to tell me that Sam Roberts knows that his podcast sucks. I think his keynote is wrestling podcast just for a little kid. That's why he acts like one. I think he's smarter. I think that you might give him credit for a movie, but you're the man, dude. So I wouldn't fuck with you.

I'm not calling on your tells anyway. Fast forward noise. I cannot hear it. I got so much that I'd like to say. I'm gonna end it now. Thanks for the fucking great show, man. The I just look forward to it every week. I just it should be the number one show. Obviously fucking ridiculous. All right. Have a good one. I feel the same way this guy does. It should be the number one show. It's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, this is not the number one show. Joe Rogan, who the fuck is that? I should be the number one show. All right, this guy left me a few voicemails. This is the

last one I'm going to play from him. And I have a couple of comments about this particular section of the voicemail. So when you guys ripped me last time, put this in context. He looked at the voicemail before that we played and I guess we analyzed that he might have depression or something. So that's what this is about. So when you guys ripped me last time, I didn't even want to tell my sister about it because her, my girlfriend, because you guys nailed me so bad about being the person you guys had me write on and sit to dissect someone that quickly. I don't know how you don't analyze yourself all day

and just, and that didn't fix you saying because it's something called self confidence. It's a bullshit like that, but you're fucking amazing at fucking psychoanalyzing people. You're enjoying this, Kevin. I mean, it's so, you know, 90% of the country is depressed. So I mean, the odds, I guess it wasn't that hard, you know, right. Well, two things that I want to say, first off, he says, I didn't want to tell my sister, and then takes two beats to say, I mean my girlfriend, which I find disturbing.

Don't get me wrong, I watched that video this morning, but that is a weird thing to mess up. I've never once been talking about my wife and used my sister's name. So when you watched that video earlier, did you click on the category that said, really, really, Carl, you want to watch sister porn really? Oh, good one. The other thing I want to say about that part is he says, how do you not go around

analyzing yourself all day? And maybe it's because you have self confidence. This is not the case. I actually analyze myself all day long and it fucking sucks. It's gotten to the point, Kevin, where people at work listen to the show, and they start picking up on things that I say in meetings and telling me, well, Carl, you sure do say this a lot. And all I have in my head all the time is don't say exactly right.

Don't say interesting to note. There are certain things that people have told me I say over and over again. And I'm constantly, it's not easy. It's not a fun thing. It's not easy being Carl, is that what you're saying? Well, the problem is, is that I go out there and I say, this cut says like a lot. And then, of course, people are gonna say,

yeah, but you say this and you say that and you suck too. I'm like, well, yeah, okay. I understand that's people's response to it. It doesn't make sense. But don't think that I'm just like gliding by without even thinking about this shit. I am, I'm well aware. I'm overly aware.

Alright, so then we got a voicemail from another gentleman and when I say a voicemail, I mean four voicemails over seven minutes time. I'm not gonna play you all of it, but this is our friend Noah requesting a specific show. Hey, review Sleepy cast. I think it's called Leranthed Red Boca. It's cringy, it's funny. I fuck another and I think you will enjoy shitting on it.

So both. So we're a view of that shit. Probably I'm drunk and I cannot. Pop pop pop. This guy is very drunk and he very much wants us to review Sleepycast, which he also calls Sleepy Cab in a few times. He calls back a few times at a row. In this next call, he talks about paying us to review the show.

I'm calling you again because I really, really, really fucking want you guys to review. Sleepycast, the episode, the Lairanza Redboka. Specifically. I understand him drunk and I found him, but fucking review it, please, please, please, please, please. That'd be the best content I ever saw. And I'll fucking pay you for it. That'd be the best content he ever saw. Yeah, that's a little bit of a deal. And he will pay us for it That'd be the best God that he ever saw

And he will pay us for it. So then my ears perk up like oh, what are we talking about? Well, he gets into that I miss next clip I get a tin book. Oh Paper all of that book you that shit Me you that shit. Okay. I found reasonable. Yeah. Okay. At least for me. Please review. We've been counting. I'm in hang on and pay you. Do it. But he's working out. Do it. He's working out terms. I'll pay a net 30.

On my mother's grade. Well, at least he probably has mother's grades. I have to do a credit check out him. Carl, if you do this show, pay 10 bucks for me a paypal. grave, so I have to do a credit check out him. Carl, if you do the show, pay 10 bucks for me to pay a pal, and I'm not going to pay until you do it, but I will pay. And then I got to thinking about this because Kevin, between you and me, 10 bucks is not really worth the time.

I put it to one of these shows. Yeah. I mean, that would work out to a way less than minimum wage, even in the 70s. If I were to do that. But then I started to think, could I do some kind of auction-based system to determine which show we'll do next? Like, hey, this guy wants to do CBCATs for $10.

Do I hear $20? Does anybody have $20? Do you have $30? Who's got $30? What do you want to hear? Do you want to hear the $30? All right, this is him calling back again

admitting that He has a drinking problem Yeah, listen to review it make a podcast about it. Please, please, please It says Fuck I need to stop drinking. God damn Fuck I need to stop drinking. God damn. Fuck I need to sell drinking. So that was Noah who called in and requested sleepy. Oh shit you know what I actually have one more track from him. All right last track from him. All right, last track from Noah. Look, can I guess what it is? What? Hey, is you guys review Sleepy Cat podcast?

Oh, fuck it. So drunk. It, when you do it, I'll pay you $10 for it. it I'll pay you ten dollars for it. It's so be so good if you all right. I gotta stop fucking drinking is let's find out. Here we go. Here's the final clip do not put my full email name in call me fuck rampus that's a good name yeah fuck rampus that's what you you should come oh did I say Noah I mean I don't know who this guy is it must be fuck Rumpus. Thank you fuck Rumpus Fuck Rumpus on us multiple emails as well and did explain that he was blackout drunk when he left those voice-mails Which I find interesting because he'll be hearing those for the first time when he listens to WATP

Think about that. We're now We're not logging people's memories. It's official. It's official. Yeah. Speaking of official, Kevin, you and I did the official podcast. That is true. We reviewed that and then they reviewed us. And then I went on their show as a guest and Dick and I talked about this.

I was on a bonus episode. In fact, bonus episode number 22. And most people probably have not heard that because it's behind a paywall. So I thought I'd just pull a couple of quick clips from my time on the official podcast. And this is a good show. It's well worth listening to. There's a lot going on here. But this is just the very beginning when they're introducing me and what's cool is that Kaya

asked me to be on the show and wanted it to be a surprise to his other co-host. They had no idea that I was going to be the guest on the show. But anyway, this is how it started off. Carl has reviewed our podcast and well, didn't give us a very favorable review. Now did you? Listen guys, I apologize. I have to walk my dog during this. Is that cool?

Can't school with that. So that was a, uh, throwback to the David Cross interview that we talked about. So they opened up the show saying, girl, you reviewed our show and you didn't like it very much. So I had to put this in context for them. To be honest, if you've listened to WATP, I think Kai as a fan, you guys got one of the more favorable reviews on our show. Really?

We tend to find podcasts to be mostly insufferable. Which was the case today. I think that Kevin you and I were actually pretty good to the official podcast. Yeah, I think so. I mean, because it wasn't totally fucking horrible. And I love Kai as voice. Right. Shit. This is awesome.

So well, speaking of Kai as voice, I am the segue fucking master today. I can't help it. I don't like to tease guests who will be on the show because I did that one time with MarketPolidone. Fucking bailed on me at the last second. But next week on WATP next weekend, we have Kai coming on to guest host with us on WATP. I know I Super stoked about this and Kaya now will be reviewing a podcast and here is a Section of our show that everybody loves it's known as

This is a clip from the podcast that Kaya and I will be reviewing. It sounds a little something like this. When we got to the sixth episode, the finale, we realized if we took away the intro outro and ran them as one movie, it actually played the best. So yeah, we think of it in a lot of different ways. It's an album, it's a TV show, it's a movie. It could be a Broadway play. It could, it is, right? Yeah, well the live show is very rock opera-esque

presentation of the... Oh, that's very awesome. Yeah, that sounds super fun. Yeah, yeah. Now, they can maybe want up in, you know, Bruce Springsteen's on Broadway Right now do Nisho. I don't think he has any Magic, yeah, he's the old singer songwriter

Kevin do you know whose voice that was you just heard I do yeah didn't take me too long to figure it out But that does sound like yeah, can I reveal it or do you want to please please do? It sounds like, uh, Tenacious D. That was Jack Black and Kyle gas. From Tenacious D, we're going to be reviewing a podcast called the H3 podcast. And I picked up a so 97 because I find Jack Black to be very douchey. Sorry, I thought that'd be a follow on. Yeah, to review.

This was a suggestion that came in from Samurai Blues on Twitter. The H3 podcast. Are you familiar with this show, Kevin? I, it sounds kind of familiar, but it's lighten me. It's a huge show. This guy has, this guy, I think it's a guy in a girl. I don't know. I haven't listened to it. They have these huge guests on every single week. They have big celebrities on.

And then from time to time, shitty celebrities like Tinesha St single week. They have big celebrities on. And then from time to time, shitty celebrities like Tanesha's D, but they have big celebrities on. And Kay and I are very excited to listen to the show and figure out what's going on here. Why is this such a big show? I just want to say one last thing. Before we can wrap up here.

Yeah, sure. So, I think the plug cover, do you want to promote anything? No, no. But I was wondering, like, what So I think the plug cavity on it for one anything. No, no, but I was wondering like what do you think the The over under is for this is about OPs podcast right so we listen to what episode 68 right So next week is 69 what is the over under on whether or not there will be a 69 joke in that episode when he announces it? I happen to know for a fact, I thought this would be out by now. He puts out two episodes a week. I thought for sure, I know that they were hanging out at Max's at Eastman Place and recording a show with Wee's and OP and Carl. There is a hundred percent chancee's and OP and Carl.

There is a hundred percent chance that they make a 69 joke. Now, the question that I pose to you, Kevin, is what are the chances they dip into that well seven times? Will they make seven 69 jokes at episode number 69? Eesh, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with like four times. Okay, so you're taking the under on the, because I've set the over under at seven. You're saying so.

Yeah, I'm gonna say under. All right, in that case, I will take the over at a seven-week push, if it goes eight or more, you owe me $10 via PayPal. Okay, okay. Yeah. And if it goes under, then I will pay you $10 net 60 terms via PayPal. All right.

Or maybe Venmo. Venmo. Yeah, I prefer Venmo or Apple Pay, but okay. Fair enough. Wow, we've covered a lot here, Kevin. We sure have. We've covered a lot. Well, I don't think I have anything else to say. This show was sponsored by our merchandise. If you go to Podcast Row under We Have Merch, because our show started the W, which wasn't a great idea

and retrospect, we don't show up on the list of podcasts. We don't show up on the list of podcasts. because our show started the W, which wasn't a great idea and retrospect. We don't show up on the list of podcasts and you can't even scroll down far enough to get to us. Can we can we rename the show, our dark presents? What are these podcasts? It's the A1 podcast show. Sorry, your friend, Carol. Anyway, if you go to our merchandise page, we have lots of funny

new shirts and sweatshirts and girl shirts that have actual reviews of our show on them. And I can I can read you an example or two. This one says, nothing worse than a dumb nerd. But my favorite one is, it has a one-star review that says, this is horrible. Mays do you want to listen to Opie? And I hate Opie. That's a fun one. It's the two were just shit sandwich. So we have a lot of new shirts with our one-star reviews. And that is the one thing I didn't segue into well But I am now let's read some of our new reviews on items. I wish you would end up the way the segue That's pretty good. All right, this is from December 28th, Jerry Too Scary says, In response to the Sam Roberts show,

As a fan of wrestling and WATP, You guys come off as pretty ignorant of course, But Sam's show is really the bottom of the barrel when it comes to wrestling podcasts. It's easily the most boring, droning show I've ever heard, Besides yours. Five stars. That's awesome. This one is, I can't believe this crap.

How could a podcast exist that has no appreciable format and the misinformed hosts talk over each other constantly? Can't believe the host evaluate podcasts that are way better than theirs and judge them on parts of one episode It's obviously total jealousy Can't believe Opie from ONA is actually a part-time host on the show Well, give this a listen and you'll see it's like slowly going down to look at an accident. It's total garbage

PS keep up the good work, Carl, five stars. That's awesome. So that's from Hey Chris, and December 28th, thank you for that. All right, Kevin. I feel like we're again sprinting a marathon here together. We've ended the show 20 times now. We've covered a lot. I got six more

voicemails and then we got a con quits. We've covered more than Peter North and one movie. Joe! Joe! Kevin, I have to get the fuck out of here because... Because the savers are playing tonight, and that means I need to make a trip to... To have an ooch. To watch the game, but thank you so much for joining us on the show today. It's been a blast.

Co-hosting with you yet again? Thank you, thank you for having me. Please join us again next week, because it might be be the episode we fight out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Party in the must-vis. Of morning radio. And now the show is called for you.

Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. You're not a resmed. This dude is fucking corn. AHHHHH! I can't fucking take it! Fucking things suck! Thanks a lot, Carl.

To us! Thanks a lot Carl. Truss! Uh oh! Great part of lard! Great part of lard glass! There have been no laughs! You know, from the arties! Pod cuss! I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. There's been no laughs! You know, are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. Masterbay? Don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute.