Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep137 - SleepyCast

Episode Date: January 13, 2019

If you like shows where a bunch of dudes all yell over each other while discussing penetration with cartoon candy, you might want to skip this episode. Andy and I were not impressed.  After pushing through the audio assault that is the SleepyCabin Podcast, we hit on a number of other important topics. We find out what's new with Stuttering John, listen to some voicemails, find out that Opie is dumber than we thought, and give everyone an update on our budding relationship with Carl Ruiz.  Want to hear episode 88? Purchase some gear and send us a pic. https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run by a guy called Carl. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a rou.

Cuzz a rou. Slapper Rooney. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows. I thought he was going to break down what it's all about for it to turn new people on to 任cessing podcasts. It's just mercilessly rips on people.

It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. -♪ -♪ -♪ -♪ W-18PW-A-T-P-HELLO Bags, Slapers, and Couser Rooes in one to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that gives Michael Jackson a pass, but thanks Art Kelly isn't talented enough

to get away with fucking children. I'm your host. Call! And in my guess today, Andy. What up, big slappers. What's up, Andy? Welcome back to the show. If you'd like to support WATP, please go buy our merchandise.

Go to whoarethese.com, click the link to our We Have Merch.com page. We're still running a special. If you send me a pick of your W ATP merch, I'll give you episode 88, the missing episode. Also on our website, you can find our voicemail number, our email address, our link to our sub right to check all that stuff out. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes, but then shit all over some of the comments section. I have a bunch of new iTunes reviews to read for us later today. Always fun.

Yeah, that's a little teaser-oo. Today we'll be reviewing your podcast called The Sleepy Cabin Podcast, aka Sleepycast. This was a suggestion from Noah, aka Fuckerumpus. Andy and I both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. We listen to episode 27, which featured hosts, Chris O'Neill, Zach Adel, Mike Lauer, and Nile Murray. What'd you think about this show, Andy? In raging, I fucking actively hated this podcast.

Like normally we do this and it's mildly annoying, frustrating, you're just like, this isn't very good. How can we make fun of this show? It's like soul killing. As soon as it started, I was angry at fuckzilla for 20 for recommending it. Well fuckrope is did say in his voicemail that it's unlike any other show we've listened to and I think that's probably true I kind of felt like I was listening to the come town Worse, well, let me just play a clip that sums up the show for me, right? This is another clip that I want to our listeners to get into what we subjected ourselves to This is the level of maturity of this show. I think it's important to point that out

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What if you what if you- What have you been up to? I forgot I'm the punching bag. That's, I mean, I've strung some things together, but that happens all the time. Yeah! That's the normal pace of this show. There's a guy that you hear on there

who is just talking all the time. He's a little spaz and this guy is actually Zach who goes by psychic pebbles online. Yeah. Zach, it's funny because there's actually a guy part of this group. It wasn't on this show, but his name is Spazboy or SpazKid. This is not SpazKid, but this kid is a spaz. Oh yeah. Listen to this part of the show where he's just talking until he finally gets acknowledged. He's just yelling while other people are having a conversation. That's the reason.

That's the reason he was like, because the big part. I didn't make it up. Yo, did you see the meme of Kim Kardashian with Big Buff arms? Yeah. It was pretty good photo shot. I was fucking happy. I was like, was it epic? Was it epic? Was it epic? Was it epic? Was it epic? Was it epic? Yeah You see a picture of a hill is chimpanzee were they look like ripped?

Hey, you guys ever get you ever get you ever get you really what was that? Oh you guys you heard me Yeah, I'm here too. Yeah, and then when you finally say something and it's not funny. Was it really worth it? And I do want to point out that these guys are not bright. My wife was listening to me editing this this morning before she left for work. Yeah, she was holy shit, these guys are dumb. Here's an example of that. I hope that you're not getting edgification from these fine gents. When I was home over Christmas, my

Brings over her son's fiance who is an Indian lady living in Dutchland right and she's like I just say Dutchland Is that that's or Germany? No, no, what's the other one? The one where they wear the wooden shoes Denmark. Oh Denmark. Okay Oh Great hard alert She's from Dutch land. What the fuck is Dutch land? That's where the Dutch people are. Oh, you mean Denmark? Yeah Dutch land? The two are the Dutch people are, oh you mean Denmark? Yeah of course. That's what the Dutch people are.

Oh you sure? Oh you're not mispronouncing the Germany. Yeah I know. You know Dutch land you mean Germany? Yeah, I know. No, I'm not Dutch land. Okay, fucking idiot. Yeah there's a whole, it goes on for over five minutes where they're talking about shit.

That's why I was like, oh, this is just like, come town, cause they're- There is assholes talking about shit. I actually was thinking, it's kind of like, come town, if they discovered cocaine, but come town has discovered, okay, it's like come town, they discovered more cocaine. If somebody showed up with even more cocaine, this is what come town was all like.

Yeah, play my clip three. This is the, I scaled back the five minutes to it down to it. Just all the talk about shit at the beginning of the show. I remember this. No, I'll tell them about my big shit today. So a nice big, like, clear, classic. That was my fault. I'm sorry.

Yeah, that was bad as Chris's big, long shit. Toilet. Yeah, I was disgusting. I actually got grossed out by my own shit for the first time, like, 70 years. Shit. Oh, yeah, it was disgusting. I actually got grossed out by my own shit for the first time in like 70 years. Shit. Oh, yes, shit. In Deutschland, we have little platforms that you shit on

and you look at the shit. Instead of water, these have to spit the shit I do like liquid. They spit? 30 guys would take turns spitting on its disgust. That is, yeah. That little spares, guys is so excited about the shit talk to you he can't wait to talk about a shit and talk about I think you had

that in there but this is just a clip that I call spaz could very excited about his poop I was here when I came to mix up yeah recording this I had to think I was like I have to shit a little bit like what are there and I think I had a cartoon shit he knocked the door oh yeah I was disg think I was like I had to shit a little bit like what are there and I think I had a cartoon shit He knocked the door Oh it's like a coil though Yeah, it was disgusting I actually got grossed out by my own ship for the first time like 70 years That's like that

Like coiled up cone Yeah, it's like a little snake like sleeping Yeah Instead of a tube Fascinating Please go on I your compilation covered that I didn't just play with that at all

I gotta say that you are, you have a difficult job this week. Kaya came last week and crushed it. Yeah. Everybody loves Kaya. I kind of feel like this kid, if you put that kid and Kaya together, that's Lars Ulrich.

This is the other Lars. Oh, this is the other version of Lars. The exciting version of Lars. Yeah, sounds like a little bit doesn't it? Maybe I mean now I'm on this whole kick that Kaya is just the dude from ancient aliens I've got that's the last alarm thing If this kid had a Kaya's accent that you would have and played in Metallica and played in Metallica And was a mediocre drummer, right? He would be Lars all around. Yeah. I just, I appreciate you put together a compilation. I think the Kaya made it raise the bar

for all co-hosts going forward. I received so much praise from everybody. Oh really? Oh, he's the new favorite. Oh, well, he's got his own army of people that are his fans. Oh, so you see, a conspiracy is happening. All right, I had my own secret.

That's possible. That's possible. That's possible. That's possible. Speaking of how intelligent these gentlemen are, this clip I call history, Lassen. But the O'Neill is actually, they did rule Ireland. There was one guy called O'Neill. And he got killed in a sand pit.

I imagine I look a fat one. Did you really? No, I think he did get killed. I think something did happen with a rape, but I'm not sure. Rape? I can't remember anything. What the fuck? There was a bloodline. First of all, there was a sand pit.

Now there's a rape. I was joking about the sand pit. He fell ahead first and then asked me to think about it. I thought you were joking about the sand pit, but not the rape. I don't, maybe I'm wrong, I forget. Ooh. When I was listening to this history lesson,

I was thinking, am I listening to Dan Carlin right now? I couldn't really tell for a minute. thinking, am I listening to Dan Carlin right now? I couldn't really tell for a minute, so I figured I would do a little mashup to see what these guys would sound like if they were the hosts of Hardcore history. But the only other thing they did were in Ireland. There was each history, and he got killed in a sand pit.

I'd be a vence. I think something did happen with Rape, but I'm not sure. The drama. First of all, there was a sand pit, now there's a rape. It's hardcore history. I don't, maybe I'm wrong, I forget. Maybe that's not going to work. Maybe I just made it all up. I don't know. Was there a rape? I forget. What else you got? Well, you know, I'm a fan of pointing out the low hanging fruit. It's just like, oh, this is just the lowest possible effort that needs to go into making a joke. And that's my clip six.

I like. Hacksaw Ridge was Mel Gibson. I thought that was Clint Eastwood. There was a lot of Gibson. That's the movie where he hacks off his foot. Yeah, throws off a ridge. And then there was a guy with the joke Remastered and he's like died playing game This show is so chaotic. I think that's how they like it. They have this classical music playing in the background It's a hang Carl. There's this weird music band going on. Yeah, and these guys are all just talking over each other And trying to make jokes and that's a hacky joke And these guys are all just talking over each other and trying to make jokes. And that's a hacky joke. Sorry.

I don't know. That's my, say it's a hacky joke, it's a hacky joke. A hack so rich joke. Yeah, super hack. It was hack. It was hack as it gets. But there were times when there was actually funny jokes

and it's lost in all the chaos. This is a clip that I have that I call, Spass has a funny moment. Zach actually triggered me there because I remember once you say the end work Literally says you would have all I exp what's it at no stage? I have no state what the hell is that about? What the fuck you talking about you know they get their own There could be some fun banter here, but it's mixed up with just a lot of everyone needing to shout something. A couple of times. Mm-hmm. I listened to an episode. So I got a note from, let me look at my note here.

I got a note from a guy on the Twitter who is a fan of this show. And said, I should check out, this is from Action Jerk. Said, we had to check out the lost episode, the Green Eminem. From season one. So I checked out this episode, the Green Eminem from season one. So I checked out this episode the Green Eminem and the level of passion on this show it's even crazier how much they're screaming. This is a guy setting this up they're talking about when Eminem's had a contest to decide what the new color was gonna be. Right.

This guy talks about how when he was in middle school or high school, they voted out in his class. He's very excited about this. Okay. We actually did a ballot in class in school. Really? For what color did the next M&M should be? Oh, fuck.

When I was in school. That's awesome. In English class. Was this the same in school where the lady told you about heaven is fact and I voted for purple that's fascinating please go on I like turtles yeah the purple and you were wrong look at possibly give a fuck why would I care about that yeah for as crazy as it is though they do put some production value they do a some production value. They do

a lot of like segments and the one guy I guess is a voiceover actor. So they pepper in a lot of like fake commercials. My clip one is an example I think of the end. All right. Alright. You've been working hard all night. Ah. Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t So in vital amount to the rancid red bokeh Right when they put some effort into it it can be interesting right and you got this one guy who has some kind of you know He's born with a good voice so He has a chance to maybe have a voice over career But he's shooting himself in the foot by hanging out with a bunch of total shithead.

Alright, I just want to speak up for WATP. That was Andy talking. I know that these people are all successful in what they do. That was all Andy. Yeah, now he's so successful I never heard of him until today. In a world with one guy might have a successful career. Nothing could stay to this way, except for his horse-shitting Philadelphia friends.

This is another example of them. Punching things up in post. It's crazy to me that there's editing going on. They actually give a credit for who edits each show. Which is surprising. I mean, it sounds like they put a music bed in in post, probably. But they do a little bit more in post too.

They'll add like sound effects and shit like this. And then I wake you myself. Bring, bring, bring, bring. Hello. This is the Friends of the End of America. Tsk. Tsk. Ah.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. It's all in French. It's all in French,'s all defense, it's history folks. You can handle it. So that gunshot and the phone ringing was put in in post.

Their laughter was in real time. I don't know if that's the appropriate amount of laughter for that. It seemed a little over the top. I do want to stick up for these guys. One of my least favorite things in the world is censorship. I hate what's going on on YouTube and Patreon right now and they talk about one of their videos being taken down by YouTube. Oh by the way one of our episodes got taken down. I saw it. So what are we gonna do but do we still have that file? It's still available on SoundCloud.

The pointography I was gonna take it down. No, I'm trying to. And I'll try and take it up. You know why? That really fucking pisses me off that this fucking Google corporation decides that they're gonna be the sensor of the world Determined what I can and can't watch. I'd like to know why they thought they could take that down So the title is pornography hour that's the only tags the tags that stamper added were Gang bang Okay Never mind There we go, right? That's all we have about me and ass. Okay, well, actually that makes sense. Never mind, it's probably a good thing

to take off on YouTube. Good, I thought I had a comic. Well, I mean, you can say whatever you want, but people can also disagree with you and figure a total asshole. I really appreciate the fact that this show is not PC. Well, yeah. They throw out the gay f-word all the fucking time.

Did you know that they are, they have a job interview for Disney. Okay. It's that they get really excited that they're gonna maybe have a meeting with Disney and then I sweetened it with all the reasons why you'll never work with Disney. Number four.

Disney edition, because we met this fucking girl at Starbucks. That's true, yeah, one of the ladies. That's really nice. And by the way, she named you up to you. What the lady, I met named you up to you, but she made a great job. We got a Disney edition.

Yeah, there's some voices for Disney. Fuck the fuck the baggy. You make that. You make buck teeth and fucking baggy. Yeah, there's some voices for Disney's Fuck the faggot Faggot, you mean that? You big buck teeth and faggot That fucking the president or a miracle faggot You guys are you talking about that faggot car too? You guys, you all That's just what Disney is what looking for, right?

Life action Aladdin featuring this guy Joppy, I mean, everybody knows that You can't fuck it, you need a grownup to tell you that you can't say that anymore? That's where it is not fuck now. Everybody could say fuck. You can't say that. So that's up going on a podcast and torpedoing your own fucking career with this shit. In their defense, they're just having a private conversation with their buddies.

Yeah, it's not like Disney could Google their name and find this on the internet. I thought it was odd that these guys were so hyper, it didn't sound like I was listening to the podcast at regular speed. I actually had a double check. Yeah, because I do listen to podcasts a little sped up from time to time. Oh, yeah, when I listen to it the second time

through to do my clips, I listen to it like time and a half. And I can't. I was I was missing it like trying to do that with this. Yeah, it goes so fast. It's too fucking much. Yeah. And I think one of the reasons is they have this fucking clown that shows up. Dr. Rocks. Oh, the rock and roll clown. I too cook me! Yeah, we get it. You guys enjoy cocaid a lot. I too cook me! Yes, I know. So it is like, come town. It is a lot like, come town, but the problem with this show is that... What you think you might have had a little too much cocaid.

Yeah. Alright, this is getting back to the Green Eminem Wast episode. This is, this has been a lot of jokes made about Eminem's over the years, Andy. I mean, I'm sure you've heard all your favorites do George Carlin, David, tell them they all have their Eminem joke. Green and Spakie Horny.

Yeah, good one. This is the greatest Eminem joke of all time. The brown one makes no sense. It's like an inside- greatest Eminem joke of all time. The brown one makes no sense. It's like an inside-out Eminem. Like it's like the inside of the Eminem is brown. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Yeah! LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Maybe with Mitch Hattberg's delivery, that would have been better. All right, so you mentioned the green Eminem makes you horny.

That's the premise of this entire show. They start off the one guy asked this question and listen to how fucking passionate they are about this nonsense question. Would you fuck the green eminem? Yeah, fuck it! I'll totally fuck the dude eminem. You see that big peeler skin? That's what I was about to say. Mickey should have picked you if we're like removing your fucking skin. Have you ever been in the conversation where you were that excited about fucking a piece of candy?

No, I've never watched a commercial for candy and wanted to fuck an animated M&M. Well, let me tell you, Andy, if you would listen to this episode, they dissect this in every single way possible. They never get off this topic. For 35 minutes, all they talk about is fucking M&Ms. And this is the kind of healthy debate that that sparks.

Wherever you put your dick, Brown is gonna come out of it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, whatever you put your dick in a put, Brown is gonna come out of it. No, it's not. And also, that's, um, well-researched. Yeah, I would say. Here's more examples of the passion that they have about this.

I would say that this subject is in all caps. Is it happening? Where the fuck can pussy in a bite? Okay. Only shit's guys assaulting me. Don't need to scream that ever. And then they do get a decent line in here that I thought was funny.

But again, even when there's funny jokes, and listen, I'm a boomer. What the fuck do I know? I can't keep up with these kids. Even when there's a decent joke, there's no way to fucking wrap your head around it. It's so chaotic, but see if you can decipher this. How is an M&M hot?

Do! Look at at her you kid me If that armchair that you're sitting on had a big eyeball the big luscious lips would you fucking yes It's a good joke It's a good joke if there's fucking music going out everyone screaming about fucking candy It's so chaotic and it gives you a splitting headache, this show. I don't know how you felt about it, but I was on edge.

I watched Bird Box went to bed right away. I listened to this fucking podcast and I was up for three days. Ah, fuck! That's crazy. So they're talking about, because they're talking about fucking evidence, they get into all the things that they jerk off to.

Oh no, right. And so the setup to this is that, this goes by quick, so I'll just say, this guy talks about jerking off to cartoons of Bart fucking Marge. Bart fucking Marge is the worst I've done in, like I don't like Hentai, but I really like the art, and I know that sounds like, oh yeah, of course everyone says it. Ha ha ha ha ha! That's in real time, that's so quickly this guy talks. Yeah.

All right, so as far as jerking off to the bar, fucking his mom and the simsers, but anyway, the reason why I do this, because I really like the art, and I'm not like a creep, I'm an artist, and that's what I'm, I'm passionate about art. Yeah, okay. If you say so.

Uh, I actually have a theory, Andy, that maybe, maybe it isn't Coke, maybe it isn't math. Mm-hmm. Maybe these guys are drunk out of their minds. Mm-hmm. And then they speed up the conversation and post like they used to do with the chipmunks. Yeah. They would talk very slow, and then they would turn it to Chris. Chris. So this is... I was able to find this on the internet on the Dark Web. I found before the post production, this is what the show sounds like. It's like Jesus.

Oh my god, you lived here up like a fucker. Yeah, you're a pro. You're a pro. You're a pro. You're a pro. And let me... Fuck yeah You dropped her on the camera You're gonna play snapper And let me Then afterwards Samper, let me put it this way

And if you let your snapper You're eating chocolate That's how these guys are actually conversing each other and then through the magic of Computers it sounds like this like she is oh my god, you can lift her up like a fucking Afterwards, let me put it this way if you think it's ever you're eating chocolate There's not big way more sense cuz people wouldn't have a conversation like that for real. No, they'd have to be Blackout drunk right and talking much slower and very stupid Blackout

Right like fucker up this was when he suggested it And by the way, I got more voicemails from fucker up is And I just want to play this voicemail real quick because remember what the offer was for us to review Sleepycast, who's gonna give his Ted Buck. Yes! Yeah. What's it doing, Marina got that.

Yeah, what the fuck. Also this, so he backtracks on that, but I also want to point out that there's a very important public service announcement in this voicemail. Due to the fact that I was, oh it's full grumbish here by the way, but due to the fact that I was heavily intoxicated, I have not obligated to pay you shit. But I do appreciate you reviewing it next week. Really do. Fuck you. Everybody who drinks too much, don't drink too much. You want them calling them the shitty podcast

and making shitty voice notes. Shitty podcast. And that'll lead to shitty life decisions. Next thing you know, you'll be shooting a pair one in a bitch. So don't do it. It's bad. Don't drink too much. Because you might listen to shitty podcasts like W-A-T-P.

Thanks, fuck Rob. That should be a nice, it's BAM. BAM. Well, you just fucked up because we almost set the precedent where if you just paid us, we do the podcast you wanted to hear. And now we don't have to do that. And I regret doing this one. And I regret.

Carl asked me what podcast we should do. I could have picked anything. And I said, oh, let's do that one, that fucking idiot suggested. Yup. And I regret that. And we're not even splitting ten bucks. Right. I thought at least I'd give you a sweet $5 million. You want to get rid of the Benjamin?

Wait, who's on the $5? I'll win you. That's not Benjamin. Oh, shit. You want to get rid of the cool here, but no. Andy, what else you got about this show? Let's see. They start talking about all of it gets real sad. They start talking about everything they've achieved in the one year that they've lived in LA. Yes. And before you get into that, I do want to play a clip. This took me by surprise.

The first time, so I listened through the show the whole way through And I'll make mental notes, but sometimes I'll write down notes So when I go back and listen to what I know to pull something. Yeah, this was the first note I took listening to the show It was about 18 minutes in and all of a sudden I didn't know where They started having a normal conversation and everyone shut the fuck up for a second and let someone talk it in normal pace and Ask a question and it was jarring. This is what this sounded like. Wait, wait, okay Mick you've been in LA for how long a little over a year and the Zick how long have you been here the same time it came here a little Over you. Okay. I've been here for a little over a year too. Now, when did you get here? Hollows Eve. Okay, so what have we all achieved in this time?

Okay, so that's the setup to what you have. That's right. Blue me was like, yeah, you guys just rational adults all of a sudden. What's happening? What just happened? Yeah, it'll be a little overlap at the beginning, but okay. It goes into that trick seven. Okay, I've been here for a little over your two though. Now, when did you get here? Hollows Eve. Okay, so what have we all achieved in this time? I will tell you what, tell us your achievements. So since since getting here, it's been a little bit over a year I was able to get an agent. I'm actually rep by Abrams, which is a really great group of people and they have a ton of great opportunities I haven't done a whole lot with those opportunities.

Oh, fantastic. I've achieved nothing. It's the same as saying, well, I did lay in an Uber to get over here. So I had a driver. Yeah, that was good. I downloaded the app. I didn't call Uber. I just downloaded the app. I'm't call Uber. I just downloaded the app.

You can afford it. $8.15? Fuck it. I'll hit you. I thought some of the other guys get into the nothing that they've done or all the promises of the nothing that they will do. I'll do a lot of stuff that you'll hopefully see this year, very soon this year of working very well.

As with the old session. Well I'm sure everybody will be entertained follow the vagueness. Yeah, you guys we took the Hollywood hacks We do a little four-minute pilot. Yeah, it'll be out in five years or never No In these guys defense because I don't really get one shit for this I spent I used to work in e-bombs world, I was very aware of all the content being created over new grounds, I enjoyed it very much, I know these guys have created a lot of awesome cartoons and content over the years.

Maybe this is not working out for them in Hollywood, but as far as uploading shit to a website, they were able to accomplish that. For the listeners, the look on my face is, I don't believe you. It's true. It's true. Well, let's play the little bit about Hellbenders. My last clip is, is nine. Okay. Do we need to set this up at all? Okay. So the guy down the show,

this is going to be the set up, yeah. Okay, you did up with it. It's already out there. But some guy, it was like 15 minutes. Some fucking snuggling. Autists. I did. I did. Into an incomprehensible plot that made no sense. It's like, go ahead. He took five minutes. I took a third of it out. Yeah. Just pointless parts to that made no sense to take out. They were like jokes. I had people, people commented on the 50 minute one. After they say the 10 minute one, because 10 minute one didn't would viral did well And but people come into the 15 minute one so it's gonna make sense that with all these years and I

I mean I Think I found the episode I did talking about you too with a 15 minute long pilot of Hellbender right right psychic pebbles is talking about yeah, and you know to your point I alright they create a lot of things. Art is in the eye of the holder. Okay. You're out of couching this, I want it. What I be held was not good.

It was derivative of, let's say, the kids look like Timmy from South Park, sound like Cartman from South Park, rip off Redd and Stimpy. Yeah, I was gonna say, it's Redd and Stimpy. It from South Park, rip off Redden Stimpy. Yeah, I was gonna say, it's Redden Stimpy. It's early 90s, Redden Stimpy kind of invented that close-up look

where you can see all the grotesque-ness of the face. They do a lot of that in the cartoon. It's stupid looking out-of-shape, filthy kids, so I assume it's bright what you know, you know? Yeah, well, their names are exact and crisp, which are the two guys who created the show. Two losers. So that's right.

I have two losers. And, that's what I'm talking about. And so it's like 15 minutes longer. They're like, oh, the 15 minute one was a, and some dick cut it down to 10 minutes. You know when I stopped watching it, less than 10 minutes.

And they were right to cut it out. Well, the guy says they cut out jokes. And there aren't really jokes in the show. They're sight gags. It's, but there aren't really jokes. There was one joke that I pulled out that I want to play for you. That was funny. Okay. This, this made me laugh. This was about five and a half, six minutes into the show. So about a third of it through the show, they landed joke. There's, they're sitting in, they're sitting in their kitchen, these two boys, and the old lady neighbor walks over to the window. Oh, it's all Mrs. Posey wrinkles. Of course, you can have some sugar.

That's not my name. Here you go. I love that one. It's funny. I remember that part. And she backs her rascal up over the fence to leave. That was. Oh, you're gushing about it. But, all right. Now, my real point is that you're watching it. And then there's finished shit. And then it'll cut to just like black and white, not animated shit. Right. And it- I think that's what he was saying though. They never finished it.

But no, they were like, oh, this shit needs to be in there. We gotta add all this unfinished shit back in. Oh, God. Can you imagine if you spent $12 to go see Avengers Infinity War? Yeah. And it was just Tony Stark and Peter Parker standing there and green leotards on a green screen just their heads talking to each other and nothing is fucking happening on the screen. They're like, oh, this has to be in there and it's just unfinished.

Man boys would love that. You know if it's there would be subreddits for days, but how awesome and courageous that was. They did that. All right, this is, you talked about how they have voiceover talent on the show. And these guys are animators, they also do the writing, they also do the voices, so they have a lot of different talents

and it really comes through here with this Trump impression Did you guys know that a spider crawled onto the nuclear launch codes and Trump tried picking it off But he accidentally entered the codes while he was doing it said pesky pesky thing pesky thing he was poking the person you do it There's pesky spider won't leave me alone Honestly, there are too many spiders invading the country. Who the hell knows what they're gonna do He sounds more like is a saw from jerky boys. I Felt down in my shoes fell off. I was very hurtful. He's got the sniff down

He said he said things to me that were're very hurtful and the big shoes fell off This is something that I thought was inappropriate. You know who I'd rate All right, please don't finish that said all right I'm gonna let it yourself don't finish going to admit that when Mick mixed said that and We've been told that we take things out of context from time to time but this time I was instructed to you know who I'd rate Twitter chip someone is gonna use that I don't mind if I do

someone is gonna use that out of context this is a clip that I call shit talking. Spaz freaks out out of this clip. More shit. Spaz good. Everybody psychic pebbles. Boy, I love it.

Yeah, you love it. That's what you haven't gone once. Oh, fuck. Oh my gosh. They're making every mundane conversation they're trying to amp it up. It's this crazy thing that they're doing. And I guess the people are falling for it.

I guess. Because they have a shit ton of fans. Really? Who likes this? Yes. I don't understand that personally, but people are into it. I love when the guy starts telling, they're talking about some kid, and then he asked if he ever told this story,

and it doesn't even matter what the answer is, because he's just gonna push through. Did I ever tell this story about the kid in my school who I made a video of? No. That was the same kid. Did I ever tell you this story about this kid? No, you didn't. That was the same kid! Hey, I'm from the story I never told you! It's not helpful at all. You're not helping anybody with that. So I don't know now and I didn't know then.

Go on. Yeah, perfect. Now that you've set the stage here, and I understand the contacts, shoot. Go, go for it. Let's hear it. This is a clip that I call more history lessons. That was literally what fucking the president of America

was saying over the monophones. Kill yourself, faggot. It's hardcore history. Alright. Alright. Yikes. Alright. Andy, you got anything else on this show you want to talk about?

Well, one of the guys has like a backup plan, so that's the track five. I'm going to kill myself. It's going to happen. Regardless of what that happens or not. I'm going kill myself. It's gonna happen regardless of what happens We're not gonna run head first. We're just gonna do it. You plan it for next week. Yeah, I'm doing it Please tweet at me not to do it or don't I did not I did it either I tweeted at him to do it Oh, no you do I look at that reaction it's like when Howard dumps the records on the The other thing that I love that podcast do is they just start googling something Yeah, and then responding to what they're seeing on their computer screen that nobody else can see because we're listening to the show

Yeah, you know Google type in green. I'm in him and everything you will see will make you warning Okay, I'm gonna do it right now live on this fucking podcast. Okay, okay green M and M are done M. Alright done. Oops, yeah, oh my god dude. This picture's over. Okay. Holy shit. Well there she is zipping down. Look, look at that.

It's so, it is 40. Look at that, shit. Look, look, she's fucking gang-battling. Can you tell me just because she's a female, she's, oh, she's fucking hot. What about that one? What about that one, Corey? She's on a skateboard looking like a retard.

That's a guy on em in account I I'm listening to them in real time look at Google image search I can't see what you're seeing I don't care It's not funny you don't reach hard I got really bummed out because they talk the voice over dude talks about where he did a job with the guy TURN BOOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It is the cobrick commander, but Charlie Adler. I wrote this down, because I was so excited. Like, Starscream obviously is also cobrick commander. But it wasn't Starscream. He was wrong about that. He's right about it.

He was Starscream in the movies. Oh, but he wasn't cobrick commander. He was not, he never said cobrick commander. I know. We made that connection on our own, huh? Yeah. Unsubstantiated fantasy. Lies, lies, lies. And by the way, we're not, we don't put this shit in it Fantasy

By the way, we're not we don't put this shit in it posts like these adventures Yeah, right. This is our life when we when we drop drops. We're just like Oh, copper command. I know I was so excited when he's met Charlie Adler I was at the guy. Yeah, it's not it's a it's a guy who's actually more successful Than that asshole still working will ever be yeah still working Is that the guy? Yeah, it's not. It's a guy who's actually more successful, right? Right. Than that asshole. Still working. Well, ever be, yeah, still working. Still live, probably.

I don't know. Probably. Let's see. What else do I want to talk about? I think that covers it. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, the last time I was on, we did that of color daddy.

Yeah. The host did by the catcher that dated the Met's picture. Yeah. And at least that's for somebody, you know, like it's for lonely jerk offs. Yeah. This, I mean, I don't know. I don't know who this is. I guess they have their own fans. They do.

For me, man. They have a big fan base of people who like their Animation, but if you're in this fan base and you one star our podcast because Well, you're admitting you're a bad person if you one star this Get the shit we're gonna get a lot more wasn't he can't even said it when I when he played the clip last week Kagan's old boy get ready for a lot more one star reviews I welcome I welcome onestar reviews from those people. We're the kings of one-star reviews. It's fine. It's fine, run listable, we get it.

No, the show is for fans of these animators and these guys who make video games and videos and stuff. And our racist misogynist, yeah. They're out there. It's different. It's different. I get in credit there. Continuing on this internet culture

that was popular in the early 2000s and they're like, yep, we're still doing that. All right. Those people who still want to do that. That's cool. I thought the most entertaining, what took the most work and production was actually the show intro. There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet, unavoidable to sense.

A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight. Lies a quint little cabin. So you're here in this and you're going, oh, this could be a good show. It's, well, produced. There's a good voice over talent. And they immediately squash any hope that you have. This is gonna be a quality podcast.

I did that, cabin. It's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshit. I think make sure you do the honors of interviews. You should get really I put on that But you got eyes bullshit guys And he was talking about these voicemails that have been coming at this week. Oh cool. There's another one from fuck rompis and

he's getting full of himself and now suggesting more podcast like everything He says we're just gonna do now wrong. You fucked that up. So yeah, I know never again. I play this voicemail It's kind of near the end of it because he's suggesting another show, but I there's something out here I wanted to point out. It's absolute nonsense horrible trash and i think you might enjoy reviewing you want to listen to it but you'll enjoy reviewing

fuck rumpus signing out i fuck rumpus is so side off now fuck rumpus signing out he's more cares about it than half the co-hosts I have on this show. What the fuck is going on here? I'm sure that it's gonna be his next phone call. Oh, oh, close, if you would.

Well, if he keeps leaving me these voicemails, he's pretty much a fucking boss. You're his voice more than you hear. I'll pay you 10 bucks if you let me come out of the show. Yeah, not fall for that one again. Fool me once. Shave out you fool between us. We'll get fooled again.

This is another voicemail from another character. And I think this person is up voicemails before. He starts off by just motherfucking us. Calling me a boomerer which is always fun Hey Carl you Boomer fuck hey, I just wanted to leave you a quick voicemail before I leave you other voicemails and fucking rag on your shit Because you're that kind of guy you get really upset whenever I mention about you not liking cats and all that's other fucking stupid bullshit you Boomer anyway I just wanted to say is that you should, a little fun thing to know about,

or a little thing to put in your back pocket about the H3H3, I guess, podcast or whatever the fuck. These guys actually scammed thousands of dollars, tens of thousands, I want to say close to almost like $100,000, out of their fans and other YouTubers, thousands of dollars ten thousand i want to say close to almost like a hundred thousand dollars out of their fans and other youtubers it was a huge fucking scam that um... that happened and if you look it up it was like some guy uh... they court

quote got sued by some guy on the internet right so this voice about goes out of the time these talks about this h3 scandal whatever the fuck's going on. He then calls back four more tires, leaves me four more voice messages. That was in the morning and then there's four more later that evening. You have to know about it. I know. And then, so he brought up this lawsuit and this whole thing and then he says this hey Carl and whatever fuck they see as an audience or whatever his co-host is hey I don't have to ever listen to this shit just wanted to say I called in earlier about h3 h3 and I didn't fucking listen to

the rest of y'all's episode or I didn't at the time I just finished and I realized that you guys kind of talked about the lawsuit. I just wanted to clarify because I left a long ass voicemail and I'm kind of long-winded with being from LA. You don't say. Anyway, I just wanted to fucking tell you that, um, yeah, I know that there's that lawsuit, but you gotta look into the Fair Youth Protection Act or that flush fund. He got it. No, I don't. All right, let me explain something. First off, if you're gonna call or email or tweet

to critique our show, listen to the entire episode. Yeah. This guy's like, you know what? This thing with the H3, then he comes back. All right, so you talked about that thing. Yeah, that's me covered it, but what pisses me off is this idea that I need to go into people's backstories and history.

This guy also tells me I got to check out Stefan Malanoo and in his podcast because he's got the scutchy past. I'm not reviewing people's pasts. Yeah, we're reviewing the podcast. And I did mention a couple times because I have a feeling we're gonna get some shit for it. The sleepy cabin boys are talented and other things. They suck in podcasts. That's what Andy and I are here to review.

The podcast. If H3 scanned YouTubers out of money, I could give two flight fucks about that. That's nothing to do with me. It's neither here nor there. And those guys know that they're bad at podcasting. That's why they only do it once a year. That's like a holiday.

They're per- The sleepycast guys. Yeah, yeah. If like stick your tongue out and cross your eyes and doing the jerk off motion in front of your dick was a holiday, that's their podcast. So anyway, my point is, I know a head time to research every fucking thing there is to know about every show that we do. We put these out every week.

Yeah. They think because you've done it for like two or three episodes where you did like a deep dive. I've done deep dive in a certain show. He doesn't wanna do deep dives. I can't. I can't. So anyway, H3, okay, there's a bunch of other shit going on. Whatever, it's fine.

Well, if you have anybody wants to look that up, pick and look that up. This guy, like I said, left me a lot of different voicemails and I just wanted to play this little clip right here that started off one of those voicemails. Hey Carl or as I want to say I want to be Anthony Kimia. Fuck I fucked that up whatever. So we get a miss. Typically I don't make fun of voice mailers and we appreciate everyone calling into the show and contributing to our content but they have fucking guys. If you're gonna, yeah. If you're gonna call Bill, hey you boomer fucking boomer. You're gonna fucking stuff you fucking boomer fucking motherfucker.

You're gonna take up 40 minutes of my day with these voice mailers. Oh boy. Your brother reached out to me yesterday. Do you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know I don't blame you. Yeah, I don't blame you. He's very obsessed with this shitting at work thing. It's a big concern of his. Anyone who's just catching up to the show now, I am anti-shitting at work, and I am in the minority on this day.

You're right, very much so. So Joe sent me a clip of a comedian that he thought, I would learn something from, I think. And this is my costaving advice to young people. Shit out. You shit everywhere except your house. I don't know why people wait to shit at home. That's just wasteful.

Well, why put your ass with a dollar bill taking a shit at home? You got to shit at home. That's just wasteful. My as well wipe your ass with a dollar bill taking a shit at home. You gotta go to work, you gotta go to school, shit there, it's why they got a bathroom. You're gonna get a coffee in the morning, take a shit at Tim Hortons. Wait for that hitchhiker to stop taking a bath in the sink, and then go in there and take your shit.

That's just courtesy. That's how you save money. You eat in and you shit out. That's gross. All right, so according to Joe, if you're a little kid and poor, you should shit in public places. I agree. For the rest of us who have a job

and can afford toilet paper, I'll be shitting at home before work. I like it a doll. Hey, I don't, I can't control when I have to go. If I have to go at home, I go at home, if I have to go at work, I go. That's the fucking problem, train yourself! Get your sp-be-fatter! Potally function, I don't know. The biggest thing you have- I was just placing up your ass. I don't place things up my ass. What-

What's the biggest thing you've ever had up your ass? That's a- Yes! A shit. Fucking hell. I don't know, it was going to be a nice- Shit. It was a shit-

Yeah, that's a big thing. No, I'll tell them about my big shit today. Oh my god, I just realized we just turned into the fucking sleepycast. You and I are talking about our shit now. Common ground was found. I've never claimed, I've never claimed that we weren't hypocrites on this show. I think I've made that a point. Oh, 100%.

Many, many times. I mean, they're a bad show, we're a bad show. We're talking about shit. Andy, we have other segments to get to. Yeah I noticed that you sent me over a bunch of clips this morning. Yeah this is something that the doose turned me on too. Okay. And it's another podcast called juicy scoop hosted by a woman named Heather Mc Heather McDonald who is famous for being like did she have a farm? She's a snow. Yes, she's old.

But she is like a writer on Chelsea lately. I think she's best known for. And now she turns up on like those real housewives show is like in the background when they have those parties where they get all dressed up and they're the only ones there and she's in the background. And you're actually watching the show ever in my life. I've never seen a real housewives episode.

I know you're forced to watch it by proxy. That's what we wanted to do. I'm just telling you. You know that part in the show? No. I have no idea. It's the setup. I'm setting it up for you.

All right, the listeners at home. So, she usually talks about real housewives bullshit, but when it's out of season or whatever she has had guests and the guest, what? Let's see if you can guess who it is with the clip 7. That's 100. With 7. you know, I have no talent You know, I'd be nothing without him you know, I'm a loser. I'm not fit to be a father This is a juicy school

This was the guest at juicy school It's amazing that I've heard him say those exact same things on his podcast. He only has like four things that he says. Carl, this is like one of those dollars you just pulled the string. This is a family-fuged style game. Yes! About the... Milledos is a broken man and he's a broken record.

So you are going to guess Tap five five to one. Oh sweet. What are the things that John Stuttering John talked about on this podcast Bout the back now we're doing the same fucking sleepy Guess one Carl what was your first guest about, like, what he talked about on the pack? Oh, okay, so I have to guess five things that he brought up. Yep, in conversation.

Okay, so Stuttering John is going to talk about his book. Play Clip 3. All right. I had to job on Chris Jenner in the book. You know, I talk about it on my book. Yeah, and I say it in the book is that to promote this book, don't forget, I trash Jimmy about it in my book. Yeah, and I say it in the book is that to promote this book, don't forget I Tress Jimmy Kimmel in this book and I like I talk about in the book

I'll tell you something else just not in the book And I just another true juicy thing in the book weird like I don't think I put this in the book so like I I equate it in the book and I talk about it in the book. Oh This fucking book! I even read a book! You've already said everything that there is and every fucking show here! Dude, it's the fucking same interview

over and over again. So what do you think the next thing? So there's five things he talks about. You went right down the middle. That was the third most popular. That was the third most popular. That's the third most popular. Okay. The other one is going to be the real Howard Stern, all the things that we don't know about behind the scenes with Howard Stern and the Howard Stern show. That is clip, even though I will say, I decided at the end that this is the number two thing.

So, but it's clip one. Okay And then I go to work for Howard and it seems was a big problem with Howard But he Gary go to Howard and even though Howard's not beating you up physically My Howard is like Howard to Now cut to Howard Stern now Howard is nice to quit with Paltrow, soldier of Howard. That's how I offer some money. Howard doesn't get me dying. And Howard says, you know, you know, you know, you're not allowed to speak to me.

Because Howard doesn't allow any of his staff members to approach him in the whole way. No one's allowed to speak to him after the show. Downstairs, he's not on the same floor as Howard. Okay, so there's a lot of Howard. Yeah, yeah, they get longer the higher up the list. Okay, so there's a lot of Howard's out. Yeah, yeah. They get longer the higher up the list. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.

So that was number two. So I've gotten two and three. What else does Scytherin John talk about? It has to be that he was the announcer on the tonight show, but not just an announcer. He was a writer. Yeah, I'm the night show. Number one is Jay Leno.

All right. You know, prop J up. Jay Leno and Jay is like, Jay Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay Ving Jay out for Jimmy Fallon. Jay's contract wasn't up until September. Jay was, Jay was like, all right, I'll tell you what, I got six figures because I was a writer. Jay Leno, from Jay Leno, he met Jay.

Jay was probably always, you know, sweet to you, right? I mean, no, Jay, he was, yeah, he's a, he's a, he's a consummate professionally really is and that's how the whole place is Jay and with Jay we're coming back from a Jay walking you know that I wrote whatever I'm not ready okay all right so Southern Jack has one book talks about how he talks about Jay now do I get three buzzers yeah you get family

feud rules so you get three strikes but you Yeah, you get family feud rules. So you get three strikes. But you only have to get two more. So you're I, you're a hazard in your favor. Yes, I got you know what well, I'm gonna take I'm gonna think of Stab it this I'm gonna say the fact that he was the head writer on the cream of dual Jibbar roast. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Oh, fuck, he loves bringing that up. Okay, all right, all right. I know that he recently was hired by this new podcast network that talks about weed. He's talking about his new job being in the host of a show

talking about weed. That does come up on the show, but that is not on the list. No. Oh, maybe I'm thinking too deep here. Well, maybe I'm getting too deep with my thoughts about Suthering John. Yeah. He's gonna talk about glory days. I don't know how you fuck this up.

Oh. Oh. This is... Okay. Oh. Maybe this bit should get a buzzer I let everyone down. All right. What did I miss the the the trump call? Oh Of course how can you

The truck all how did I forget that that's the biggest thing the fame since being on the tonight flip five Trump I did the worst thing of accent, like Sean Moore. I say, oh, who I go. Sean Moore has inculneries. Moore is in Roger. Oh my god. He tells it the same way every time, too. I might name myself.

So, what's the biggest action? So, Lindsay Lowe and the parent trap. It's Trump. And I have a five minute conversation with Trump. Oh, this guy said, what? I'm like, I'm on the phone with the president. You know what I'm saying? I've hung out with Donald.

I've had lunch with Donald. I've dinner with with Donald I've I've been a phone with him New person with the other one is is it possibly about him Supposed to be on the Anthony Kumia show Is there anything like the Kumia or opium? No, no offense will just get through this now The other thing he relentlessly talks about money that he made or money that is excellent to him. Just money. Like normally people who are successful,

yeah, demure when the subject of money comes up, not John. Not John. He made six figures. Whenever I went to that job, I know all about it. I walked away with 120,000 from that. Okay. I got two pensions, you know, millions of a year any content with my motorcycle. I own my place I mean I'm 85,000 so can I make 50,000 and I was making 42,000?

Since when do you give a shit about me? How much I'm getting paid? Oh my god Talked about it so much. I should have known that one. It's embarrassing. I know exactly what a salary wasn't Howard's turn showing $90,000 a year. Right, because he tells you what he did. And then what he made at J.L.I. I'll show $450,000 a year. And why he had to take that job. I've never heard, that's a really good point.

I've never had any other guests on a show talk about their salary specifically to someone. If you're a celebrity, even if you're just a carpenter, I never would anyone explain their sale or anything at all. It's so bad. And the last clip, not part of the game. I just kind of, like obviously, just play the clip, six. Great side of the book.

Yeah, look, talk about it. Scott the engineer, a man who has worked for him for 30 years, loyal, loyal servant, the guy who supplied him with my audition tapes so that where I say, you know, page and Pamela Randerson, I was mispronounced and they had a bleeding endless case. Maybe stop telling people that, oh I mispronounced it where I said the N word, like, you know, just run around saying it. It's one of the funniest clips though. Oh, it's a funny clip on the show because it's just shows like what an idiot he is,

but don't wear it like a badge of honor so that you get beeped out of another podcast. Good stuff, Amy. I feel like I should have easily nailed that one. You should feel bad you missed that Trump thing. I do feel bad about that. And that's so obvious. It's always times my, he wasn't doing his podcast. That's so obvious. It's all he talks about. He wants to do his podcast.

The very beginning of it is just all news clips. A comedian thought that that'll Trump, because it's a slow news day. He's a shit. The best part. Get a phone call conversation with the president and they said nothing important or interesting. Who gives a shit?

I forgot to clip it, but right at the end of that episode, they realize that they're both gonna be the host and John Realized they're gonna be in Vegas at the same time and John tries to say oh she gets together what we're there I'm hanging out with some nobody in Andrew Dice Clay and Heather's like yeah She like comes right out. She's like yeah probably not but I love maybe I'll call you It gets away from it so fast, it's the best part. I'm guessing she hangs out at different places in Vegas that's stuttering John does.

John's like, you don't want the bus buffets. You know, you're, we gotta go, we gotta go and ask Caleb, oh, it sounds weird, but the buffets the bus. KWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW That's fucking funny. Yeah. All right, Andy. I think this is the hardest I've ever worked on this podcast. I'm impressed. You have come with bits in the past. Yeah. They're usually duds.

I think it's probably a duds. You make the do's to it. So it's very different. I did all this. We've covered a lot today. We've covered Sleepycast. SleepyCab and podcast. We talked about voicemails. We talked covered Sleepy Cast, Sleepy Cab and Podcast. We talked about voice mails, we talked about comedy bit, your brother found interesting. We talked

about stuttering John, so you know what that means, it must be time for... The O.B. radio podcast. Mmm. Mmm. O.B. was in Rochester. They put out five podcasts. Oh, they five podcasts. They come to one visit. From the one visit in Rochester. Jesus, they really making a meal out of this.

I'm moving on. Yeah. I listened up with some 72, called Darks out of the Moon. They're back in the studio at Westwood one Okay, and it's OP With their producer guy and car always you're moving on from the Rochester stuff I mean I'm moving on to shitty got OP. I might come back to it, but I Don't know I'm just not that interested. I guess

I don't know. I'm just not that interested, I guess. Listen to Opie hang out with Wee and a Christmas party. Doesn't sound like it's gonna be the most exciting thing. So I'm listening to episode 72, Dark Side of the Moon, and the thing that Opie is doing now is he's starting off every episode with voice-mails. And I know I've gotten shit for playing voice males of people licking our balls here. Yeah. Today was not one of those days, obviously. But just listen to how obnoxious this is. This is how he starts his show with just a nobody saying nothing.

Hey, open guys. My name is Paul. I live in Atlanta, Georgia. I used to live up in Rochester. Been following Open Anci from long time. Big fan of Brother Weasel. orange I used to live up in Rochester and follow up in Anzhi for a long time big fan of Brother Weez loves it we some podcasts when I lived in Rochester I worked for a place called X-Day Myers work with Billy and Mishuchi and I

remember I went to Joe Carbone's Dr. Joe Carbone back to her party we're talking to Layla with the MC and the brother we used just like rock jack over my shoulder not too well for that What would this be interesting to you? You're gonna listen to it. I love it. Paul. Thank you for the kind words. Ah! I can't fucking take it So one of the things they play right up the bat on this podcast that we says has hundreds of thousands of listeners maybe it does. The first thing they play on this show is some guy going,

I used to live in Rochester. I once saw Wee's playing Blackjack. That's not content for a show. No, I've got like this show to tell you about something that has nothing to do with this show. That has nothing to do with Opie. I used to live in Rochester neat. I still do cares. Why would they play that? Why would they play that? Why would they play that? They're trying to trick people into thinking

that there's fans of this show. That's all I can figure. Yeah. Why do they need? Why do they feel a need to reinforce the fact that people are enjoying the show? Every voice smell they play is someone going, love the show. I mean, I see you right, love the show. I'm in the ICU right now. The only way I'm gonna get through this. I just get a traumatic brain injury. So I think this is good. I can order this one. Everybody else doesn't agree.

I just had a little bottomy. They went into the eye socket. Now I think your show is great. Every fucking voice mail is like that. The show is not good. No one's enjoying the show. Yeah, I don't know. Hey.

All right, so this episode, this episode, OP is back from a long hiatus because they came to Rochester before Christmas. This is the first show they're putting out since Christmas. So they've had, you would think they're in fucking college. They have like a month off or whatever reason. And I picked up on something that casual listeners to OP wouldn't have picked up on.

I've listened to them for so many years now and I understand this guy so well. I think that maybe he's been ill over this time when they were off. Here's the clip that, that, include me in on this. I just wanna say the flu sucks! I would get it, that, include me in on this. Uh, I just want to say the flu sucks! Alright, we get it, Alfie.

You're not feeling well. I thought he took a month off because they were renewing his contract, so he thought that would be a good time to not work. Well, they're going to miss me so bad. Why don't we job anymore? What? I just have enough shit. Alright, that sucks. This is a clip where this is the Cuban,

Carl Ruiz, and OP, and they're just being cute with each other. I just love it with two pounds, it just being cute. You call me lamb chop and cubes. Right, I like calling you cubes. Coupes. That's my favorite pet name for Carl Ruiz. He puts a fucking flat tire at the end of every fucking week Just they're just so cute. It's fun show. Yeah

There this show is the equivalent of like grabbing your body putting a hat like a give it a minigame You know, I think this entire show is an hour and forty that minute to just fun noogie time Come here sport Come on, Chip. He he he. All right, this is, they start talking about Twitter haters, which is a fun topic. And Opie's talking about all the haters on Twitter. And he, you know, there's no reason to combat these trolls.

There's nothing he can do about it. He's learned that over the years. And Carl says, the quality of these trolls has gone way down. They used to be funny Now they're just dummies and they just suck at trolling people and he makes a joke that opi does not get at all A lot of fake accounts, but where they were coming from and I got a lesson Boy did I get a lesson? Well, wherever they're coming from they're not coming from the funny fucking camp I'll tell you that much. Geez. Who's the funny camp? He was just talking about having a funny anymore. There's nothing good going on and he goes all right

Well, wherever they're coming from they're not coming from the funny camp. Why who's that? Who's the funny? Yeah, he's no he thinks it's a real bad thing. He can go to to learn how to be funny. That's why he wanted to know how much is this funny camp. Sign me up, I was just off for a month. I could have been at this funny camp. Yeah. You're just bringing this up now. Oh, god.

So then OP is talking about his time, hanging out this pop up, Brother Weeze. And he's all excited about this Bond Jovey story that Wee's told him. I think this was on I haven't listened to all the shows from Rochester I'll be honest. I can't do it. I want to be better but I can't. He's talking about this thing I think that they talked about on the Mamasine episode of the OP radio show and they're about on the Momma's Sign episode of the OP radio show and they're hanging out at Momma's Signs having lunch. So Momma's

Signs is a Vietnamese restaurant here in Rochester. He's talking about how the owner of Momma's Signs came here 40 years ago from Vietnam. She has a family now and he says, oh I got this amazing Bon Jovi story. Oh my gosh, this is Bon Jovi story. Talking about, oh, I got this amazing Bon Jovi story. Oh, my gosh, this Bon Jovi story. Talking about, oh, now that you bring up Mama Sounds, I gotta tell you the Bon Jovi story. This car wasn't at, I'm interested. Yeah, this is amazing. This is the Mama Sound Bon Jovi story.

Carole Ruiz has not heard this yet. He's like, oh, you didn't hear this shit. Oh, dude, I gotta tell you this. Ruiz told me this story, this is amazing. But anyway, so her daughter back in the day went to a Bon Jovi show show with Brother Wee's, I think she was 13-14. And Bond Jovey, she didn't look 13-14, I got to protect my old friend Bond Jovey, but

he was hitting on her. He was hitting on Mama Sans daughter up there, Rochester, and then... He's don't lie, man. Well then, we said something like, hey Brian she's she's farting and then then then Bon Jovi you know absolutely backed off. What a story Mark. How was that a story? There was this hot Vietnamese girl Bon Jovi was talking to her. We we told him that she's only 14 and then my jib was at all, okay, and walked away. Nothing happened.

Nothing happened. That's how to get started. Somebody took something out of context, and then nothing happened. And meanwhile, I was a performer in this contest at Loving Cup called The Choice. It was a take-off on the voice that's on NBC. Right.

And I was the musician and I had a singer that I was coaching for the whole equal. But as performing with them on stage, Brother Wee's was a celebrity judge for the finals for this. Yep. There was a Michael Jackson song played. Wee's had never heard it before.

Yeah. And he goes, Bra, I did a lot of drugs. I don't know that song. And I was supposed to believe this fucking mundane story from a Bond Joby concert in 83, that weez is telling, I don't believe anything this guy is talking about. He doesn't know fucking Michael Jackson.

He's been a disc check at the rate of a 47 year, and he doesn't know Michael Jackson songs. He probably wasn't even really John Bon Jovi. It was probably like a poster of John Bon Jovi. Is that guy high balling you? I'll change 14 poster. I'll tell you what's for. Get that fat head off my wall. But we don't bash anyone from Rochester here.

Okay. That's not something that we do. That's a policy we have. Yeah. This is a fun story. Opia's talking about he's they're driving back from Rochester back to New York and Carl starts playing in these YouTube videos that will blow your mouth. We're driving home from Rochester. He's showing me YouTube videos about religion that'll blow your mouth That was crazy about basically all religions exactly the same is just simply based on the fact that they were worshiping the sun because they wanted

Their dim crops to grow and that's it. That's it man turn it all into all that other horse shit shit. No shit, sir! No shit! Really open, you didn't know that? You didn't know that all of these religions are made up by people. This is news to you. It blew my mind! It turns out people used to be really dumb and they invented all this fucking nonsense

and we still believe it today. Yeah. No shit. So he's all excited about this and he's talking about I've been watching all this YouTube lately because curl turned me out of this thing. in that sense and we still believe it today. Yeah. No. Shit. So he's all excited about this and he's talking about, I've been watching all this YouTube lately because Curl turned me on this thing called YouTube or there's videos and YouTube.

I was watching Hellbenders. I was watching Hellbenders on YouTube. The hilarious joke about Mrs. Pussy Wrinkle. I thought it was great. That's not my name. I did like that joke. And then so this this clip kind of overlaps with that one. He explains how Carl showing him these videos and he says this. Man turn it all into all that other horse shit. So I go to Carl man, you know a lot of stuff.

So Carl showing him YouTube videos and open some words like, wow, how do you know that? He was just showing you a video. He was the same thing. He watched. He'd already watched that video, OP. That's how he knows that. And me one thing if I was founding up about something I saw in a documentary, and I'd be like, I was just a knowledgeable prick. But he's showing him the exact source of his knowledge. How do you know of this shit? I don't know. I searched religion as bullshit on YouTube. And it popped up. But I do get information from OP

that I would only know if I listened to OP radio. They talk about electricity. Obviously we had Edison and Tesla, both pioneers of using electricity in our day-to-day lives. These electromagnetic coils, that Tesla invented. Tesla was a genius for real. You don't say. You don't say, oh, maybe this guy's been watching YouTube videos.

He understands that Tesla was a smart guy. Being known for. Oh Being known for being intelligent. Did you know that that guy Tesla was a genius? What about yes? Have you ever heard of this guy, Albert Einstein? Einstein? That guy? Genius for real.

And for real. Genius. Relativity, you heard of it? For real. Holy shit. And then opian mitt something that is So depressing I can't believe he doesn't know this they kept the long tongs on one side They're talking about the great wall of China and Kara Ruiz is making jokes about it. Okay They kept the long tongs on one side and the fucking egg rolls on another I don't know what the fuck the wall was for, but I'm just like,

Thank you! I'm like, still there. Everyone says, oh, you can see it from space and all that. I'm like, good for you, but why did they build this thing? He doesn't know why they built the Grey Wall of China! Come on! He was, he was, thank you! Meanwhile, Crew, we just make him joke. Yeah, why did they build this for the long tongs? Yeah, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and and, and and, and, and, and, and, and and, and and, and, and and, and, and, and and, and and and, and and, and and, and, and and, and and and, and and and and and, and and and and and and and, and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and And I'm going to go, thank you! Right! I did think they built that!

You haven't heard of Mongolia, Opie, Genghis Khan! Have you heard of this thing? They were trying to keep the Mongolians out of China? You were under a 10. You never heard this before? You think they just built a wall of vanity projects? Hey guys, someday we're going to have space exploration

and I want people in space to be able to see a wall that we build. That's why they built an OP fucking idiot. Listeners, he's flossing. He's doing a slow lazy floss. Well, he's telling us this. He's trolling me. OP is trolling me. All right, so I do want to mention something very cool happened this week. We've never had any contact back and forth between the OP radio show and WATP. Okay, they've never acknowledged us. No, we don't tweet at them. I don't even follow these fucking people. Right. And I'm Facebook or Twitter or anything like that. Caruwees sent us a tweet, and I have to read it for you, because it's fucking awesome.

Karuwees sent us a tweet. He says, and who are these pod? I'm not here for me or OPE. I'm here to defend the honor of Tater Tots. He has a picture of the tater tots from Jeremiah. Oh, yeah. Right on there.

Okay. He says, one, tots always come frozen, because I was making fun of the fact that they're gushing about these tots from Jeremiah's like they're just frozen in a bag and you dump them in the fryer, it's not a big deal. So he says, one, tots always come frozen. Two, Jeremiah's makes one of the best appetizers I've ever had with Tato's. Blue cheese, buffalo sauce, pump cheese bacon. And he says, keep doing what you guys are doing.

So very cool. I love Carl. Yeah, now he's a cool guy. He gets a, we definitely make no mistake that Carl is the talented one on that show. Carl is the talented one on that show. Carl is the talented one on that show. And remember, this was deep into our podcast that we were even talking about this shit.

So I didn't even know if somebody maybe let him know that we were talking about him or Jeremiah's. I don't know how this even came out, but very cool that he sent us that note on Twitter. And we do a question. It's just funny that he would go to bat for that. Out of all the shit that we've sent out. He's like, guys, keep doing what you're doing.

It's all good. But leave the Tater tots alone. Leave the Tater tots alone because it's really good. That's great. Somebody commented underneath that and they're like, oh, fuck those guys. They're just trying to get a gig at compound media. First off, I make more money now

than I can ever make working for Anthony Cooper. I just don't want to get into compound media. I promise you that. Secondly, all the shows on compound media are video shows. Yeah. I should not be out of video shows at any point in my life. We're going to keep this a podcast. Yeah.

But thank you for thinking that that's my motivation in life. All right. The other thing that happened on Twitter that happened 20 minutes before you got over to my house today. Yeah. Is John John, the guy who turned us on to, this could get awkward. Yeah.

Says a note and said, holy shit, this could get awkward no longer says like on their podcast. So I started listening to it at the same time. Oh, and then I'll use the word like at all. It went from 232 times per 20 minutes to zero likes. Wow. They totally come around. That's terrific that they would take yes, constructive criticism and turn it into quality content. Not quality content. But they take a hit. They hit God, they fixed it. They listened, they took note, they changed it up for the better. That's great.

And that we do a service here at WAD people. People think that we're just assholes who shit on people. Yeah. That could be partly true. Well, yeah, partly. Right. But we're also helping people out.

Yes. I just thought that was amazing. That they went from a million percent to zero. Well, that, do you think they're editing it? They must be because it's really hard to not just say it. It's an unconscious thing that people do. And they were clearly doing it unconsciously. Correct. You know, so to be able to cut it out completely. Andy, that's exactly right. Yeah. I've got to say that people do. Exactly.

Exactly. Fuck me. I thought that was really impressive. Good for them, you know. And John, John, still listening to their show for some reason. Let's get into it. That's crazy. How would we even know that they fixed their show if it weren't for him?

So we appreciate that. We've got a lot of reviews on our show recently and I'd like to I'd like to read some to you. I want to hear some awesome. This one came in from true two droopy balls on January 9th Like listening to grandma Yodel I am partially deaf in one ear and considering jamming an ice pick in the other ear Just so I never have to be subjected to this concofanie of dribble ever again. Seriously, Carl, take some lithium and calm down your battling-shaped A-B.

OP rules, so more and more of him, please. That's a five-star review from two droopy balls. This is from Keri B31, Honka Roo. Carl's upstate pronunciation of words with an oh in them makes my ears bleed That's a five star review. Thank you Carrie B And this one just says one of my favorites if not my favorite and it's all very nice So one star That's from enuch, Cherenach, 83.

We definitely appreciate that. That would be great if it was all complimentary shit and then one star. Yeah, I've seen that. They have been one time. We didn't say all the way around. Fuck. Jellicy podcast. A salty boomer crying about how he'll never be as much of an alpha as OP.

I bet he wishes OP would I rape him or call his story of sexual harassment hot. Get a life, Carl. That's from Creepycress, that's a five star review. Remarks 83 good stuff, five stars. Thank you. And then we have this one that came in that is the spoken version of a Cleveland steamer. This podcast is a train wreck. As soon as fuck Rumpus gets his go-fun me money and starts the drunk dial in cast, this oral stool sample of a cast will be flushed. That's a five-star review. It should have said an audio hot car. It's had a Cleveland steamer. That would have made more sense. Yeah. Have you given us a review? Maybe you should do that.

This is a reaction channel as a podcast. This is from Bad Blood, Janitor on January 7th. Two women complained about people who are more creative than them, and are jealous and bewildered that people enjoy things in life. I imagine that they are junky man bimbos whose lives are a soggy amalgam of vapid spoiled NPC relationships, spiritually subhuman.

That's a one star review. Yeah, you can tell. Because they're all kind of the same. Well, that was a one star. The other ones are five stars. The one stars though. They're always like, oh, they're not as good as the people they're reviewing. I know you get because.

You know that they're a fan of another show we reviewed when they say that. Yeah. They're not even as good as the show that are reviewing it. I know you get because. You know that they're a fan of another show we reviewed when they say that. They're not even as good as the show that they're reviewing. Yeah. Oh, we're not. Okay. Whenever haters from John, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,

it's funny how you guys literally have nothing to contribute to the world. So you attempt to pew, pew people and podcasts that are infinitely more successful than you will ever be. You guys are the definition of haters five stars. Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. This one is garbage all caps. This the entire thing is all caps. So he's shouting. Okay, first off, I just want to say that Carl says first off like a lot. And second, what are they even talking about here?

This is garbage. Who is this for? And third, nobody thinks the way you do, Carl. What kind of world are you living in here? Nobody stars as that. That was the five stars. Thank you. I'm the five stars you from from dirty Z 914 on January 7th. January 6th, we got a review that says, that's gonna be a yikes for me. Listen to the handbook episode

and the entire premise went over their heads. That paired with the overwhelming amount of jealousy oozing out of the hosts, sad. One star review. It's not over my head. No, that's a bad handbook. It's terrible. They're not funny. We get it. It's that's a funny way. In book is terrible. They're not funny.

We get it. It's supposed to be not funny. Right. It's all comedy. The alternative to comedy. Yeah. Old comedy. Comedy, funny. The alternative, not funny. We get it. It's not funny.

It's all we were saying. It's not funny. Pretending to be a Hollywood douchebag in Hollywood is almost the same as just being a Hollywood douchebag. Alright, I mean, listen, I like the province of the show, it's just really poorly executed. And then great podcast, fucking love this show, that being said, I would only like to hear them review OP show every week. The other shows that nobody cares about are, eh, this is the person who gives five stars. When 92% of our content is about should the ethics is eh.

I guess the OP stuff is that good. Yeah. He just can't get enough of it. God damn why do I save it to the end when I've had a few beers to try to read these things. So bad at it. All right. Andy. Yeah. We gotta get the fuck out of here. I got a friend coming over who's been calling me not stop because he doesn't realize that we're doing a podcast right now This is fucking idiot. So that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show You know I'm talking about I forget The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show, and we teased the episode that we'll be reviewing next week. Next week, we'll be back. Oh! W-A-T-P brand new episode. We're doing a whole other podcast.

Yeah. We're going to move on. These new grounds, guys. They're going to be pissed at us for a little while. They're going to give us one sour of use. There, now some of them might find our sob right at it, mention that I suck at this. But that won't move on.

Yeah, we'll do a whole other show and everybody will forget about it, the dust will settle. It'll be like when we did, what was that show that we did? It was about missing persons. Yeah. And the host was really unhappy with us, but then I just kind of like, they just let it go.

Yeah, they just let it go. It doesn't come up. Yeah, we just, we just, we just, I'll just move, Dad. Oh, fuck. All right, so this is a clip of the show that we'll be reviewing next week. To get people excited about next week's W-A-T-P episode. And that, and that, and that.

Guys, guys, what are you, oh, we don't know that. Heatelton, I'm Pod, Podcast Cracker. What? And I'm Mike O'Ruffo. Oh. Why are you smashing a pile of microphones and soundboards here? Well, this and here episode subject gave me an idea. Carrie A. Nation was the mighty hand prohibition,

and I figured we could serve that service for podcasts. Okay. This is a podcast called Cytace should needed. Listen to episode 91. This is a recommendation that came over from Moonrocks. Moonrocks sent us an email suggesting that we do this show. And he or she did something that I want to encourage other listeners who want a show reviewed. This person listed out six reasons why we should review this show.

Very detailed. Why the show sucks. What will hate about it and I've assaulted? Yeah. All right. I got it. I mean, I can hear the C minus UCB money that was spent like in that clip.

It's just like, oh. Let me read the description from the... I didn't make it onto a Harold team. Let's make a podcast. Let me read the description from you. I did it make it onto a Harold team. Let's make a podcast. Let me read the description from their website. Hey, my name is Mike Crophone. Ha ha ha ha. Got it?

We got it. All right, this is the description from their website. Every week we choose a subject, read one Wikipedia article on it, and pretend we're experts. Hey, woo. Watch out. Because this is the internet, and that's how it works now. Oh

This is gonna be fun. It doesn't have to work that way. Oh, there are a lot of shells that I like that. Anyway, this is citation needed. We'll be back next week to talk about it. Andy, anything you need to plug any.... Sure, yeah. Outplug, LouBega that washed up has been. It's coming out with Mambo number six in 2019. It's the same as Mambo number five, except it's all dudes names. Oh, okay. I like one through four by the way.

Yeah, a little bit of Gary in your mouth, a little bit of Larry way down south, a little bit of Barry all night long, a little bit of Barry. All night long, a little bit of Harry 12-inch dong. I'm really sorry I asked. Mavo number six, it's a trumpet! I will never ask a co-host ever again if they have anything to flag. So please, join us again next week because it might be them, so we find out what's it for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone This dude is fucking corny. Your wife has a Chinese kid designer! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Slapper Rooney And so Oh Oh boy forgot about rape jokes You never know what you're gonna find out for a kid. Never forget rape jokes

All right Yeah, rape jokes. Uh, all right.