Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep138 - Citation Needed

Episode Date: January 20, 2019

Cornballs + uncontrollable laughter + piss troughs = Citation Needed. Cros walked 1.9 miles through a snowstorm (literally) to join us and discuss how god awful these atheists are at podcasting. We also had the debut of Chris the producer. It was a successful debut if the objective was to get the hosts drunk on tequila and make the second half of the show a slur-fest.  We also talk about Opie's Instagram video, Opie's podcast, we give everyone an update on the ladies from TCGA, and we play a ton of voicemails.  Purchase merchandise: https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts Support our sponsor: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Rum by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it?

I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo. Cuzz a Roo. Slapper Rooney. A Drinky Pooh. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about show. Kuzaru! Slapperoonie! A drinky poof. What are these podcasts?

They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I thought he was going to break down what it's all about to turn new people on to interesting podcasts. No, it's not. It's just mercilessly rips on people. Some of it is quite hilarious. It's hilarious.

The show is hilarious. It's hilarious the show's hilarious W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello, bag slappers and cusser-roos. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. It's the only show that is cured podcasters of Lycan Mouth Disease. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week is Crows! Hello!

Thanks for having me. Welcome back, Crows. Our producer Chris is here producing the show. Glad to have him here. If you'd like to support the show, please buy our merchandise. Go to whoarethese.com. Quick the link to our WeHaveMertz.com page. We're still running a special.

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before we do that, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Sitation Needed. This was a suggestion from Moonrocks. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Kroge, let's get into it. This is a show with hosts, Cecil, Ely, Heath, Noah and Tav. Oh my God, yes.

Five unfunny motherfuckers that are unfunny together. The killers of comedic timing. Mm-hmm. These guys, and I didn't realize this when moon rocks rode in and said we should do this show, I announced it as a teaser on last week's show and immediately got noticed by people saying, oh, these are the same guys from God Awful Movies,

which is a show that, General's Department and I did back on episode 75, which is September of 2017. I went back and listened to that show, and one of the big takeaways from that show was these guys just laughing each other's jokes non-stop. I have an entire board of just laughs from God off a moon. He's laughing.

He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. I've cut this out of the board for like two years. He's so over the top for just this moment. And ridiculous, here is a sample of what these guys do on their show. This is a joke that one guy says that makes people very happy.

Moment then went on to promote moderation with lower content alcoholic beverages and renouncing distilled spirits. Boo nerd, I'll drink 60-odd tools if I have to, I don't care. I'll switch to Nikewell and Cocaine, whatever the fuck it takes. There's a lot of isolated laughter, or one guy just loses his shit like you just heard that. Alright, let me back up and set up the show. These guys, these five guys get together. They read a single wikipediaedia page and they riff on it. Yeah.

But it's not really riffing. What they've done is they've each read the page and written a bunch of jokes after every sentence. Yeah. That they want to inject into the show. It seems rehearsed. There's no spontaneity. and these guys, anything you say, they will give you thunderous laughter. Yes. Is this a good assessment of what we listen to,

Crush? That's, yeah, I mean, that nails it. They literally read Wikipedia, then yell at each other and then just fucking crack up over shit that's not funny. They crack up. So, I listened to episode 92 pro-abition. I tried, I listened to that one as well. I was only able to get a single clip out of it because I like that one was brutal. That one was fucking brutal. You would promo the Carrie Nation. Yes, I listened to that from Carrie Nation.

Yes. And I decided that, and it's actually because when Jen and I did got off of movies, we clipped all the same parts. Yeah. So I decided, okay, rather than have a lot of overlap, I'll just do a totally different show. There you go. So that way, you have a bunch of clips, I have a bunch of clips that shouldn't be much overlap at all.

And why don't you play the clip that you think sums up the show? Yeah, my number one is the summary of the show. And after destroying everything that a rock could smash, so clearly all the glass and the scissors but no paper. Carrie found Dobson cowering in a back room. It's just got paper trying to cover. She's like, He's not me.

I just hit you to face the rock, okay. Oh my God. So some hot rock paper scissors humor there and then just cracking up over. The kids love it. What I've noticed about this show on this is an ongoing theme and that clip is perfect for this. Someone says a joke that's really not funny

and then everyone feels like they need to tag it. Yeah. There's a lot of tagging going on that doesn't help the bit anymore. It actually usually makes it worse. I have a number of examples of that. They do these bits throughout the show, these scripted bits.

There's this one that happens mid show in the Prohibition episode where they talk about this guy going to see his doctor about drinking a lot. And it's one thing if you write down a joke, you know, you're looking at the wiki page, you go, oh, when he says this, I'll make a rock paper scissors joke, people lose their shit over that. If you think that in your own head, all right, you're not very funny. But then to get another person in on the gag

and have them go, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. That's what blows me away by this scripted bit here. Question here for your intake. Format says you're here because you think you the vomited up your liver yesterday. Now, did you save it on ice? I did. Save it on ice.

Yep. But then I ran out of ice in my drink. So I guess I did. Of course. Of course. I already. Yeah. Exactly.

So I'm going to be okay though, right? That's. Oh, I have it. No, no, no. I can't believe you're still standing here talking to me. No, that's absolutely not. Oh, right. Right.

So you can tell that's a scripted bit because they're not funderously laughing over. Yeah. And every stop. And they go to that bit and then they come out of it and they have to tag that bit. Because it wasn't very funny. So the way that you get something

that wasn't funny to be funny is you tell more unfunny jokes related to that. That's always a good thing. Works every time. Yep, so this is the tag after that annoying bit. That was real audio of every doctor's visit in Heathen-Eyes hometown, Fun Fact. To put a ducky with a mic in it. Alright, a couple of things here.

You know that wasn't a funny tag because the guys laugh at the wrong part. He says, oh, that's actual audio from everything in our own hometown. And then he goes, fun fact. And then they laugh. Fun fact is not the punchline, if there is a punchline, which proves they're just fake laughing with each other.

But then there's another tag on top of that that I did not understand and Kro's are producer. Maybe you guys can help me out here. I'm gonna put a ducky with a mic in it. Ducky, huh? That's the tags tag. Put a ducky with a mic in it. Does anyone understand what they're talking about?

They're humor is at a level that I can't quite get to, I guess. Okay. It's funny, I guess. Okay. It's funny, I put that out. I'm not exactly fucking clad because it is so brutally unfunny. It's awkwardly scripted. You would think that they would just abandon that bet. They do a ton of out of thing. You could tell.

Yeah, yeah. They put this show together, it's highly produced. So when something stays in the show, I'm very curious about it. Why do they think this was okay? I have a good example of that. This is one of the guys goes for a joke and they bounce back and forth. They're in the 20s, talking about pro-obition, and then they try to relate it to jokes that would be funny today. And this guy talks about this recent incident with Kevin Hart going on Ellen DeGeneres this show.

And I have no idea what he's going for here. And women started to become a lot more politically active in this movement too. Sometimes staging prayer circles outside saloons and blocking doors in acts of civil disobedience. Okay. See, this is why Ellen DeGeneres has no business backing up Kevin Hart. Like it's not your thing. It's about men and drinking. Stay in your lane.

Boy ain't right. Wow. Yeah, that's confusing. What was he going for there? Why do they leave that in? Because it was the one time that even though they were fake laughing all over the place. Yeah. They had a hard time acknowledging that it's a good joke.

This happened immediately after that. Yeah. I think it means. I meant the good part. There was some good part in there. There's no good parts. There's no good parts. Yeah.

I think I even said it. Yes. At it. There were no good parts there. I let it come in art. I don't get it. I'm not following. Yeah, it makes no goddamn sense.

All right. Uh, can we meet our hosts? Yes. I got two clips where they introduce everybody. No, race two is the first one. So first up, I'm joined by someone with amazing coordination and a guy who will accept any denomination, Noah and Tom. compliment me all you want, Cecil. lot of still not kicking for the fucking bear. Oh, topical jokes. Yeah, not. You see that bears kicker missed the kick that would have won the game. Non-sequitur sports humor. That's right. Everyone loves that. And then

I want to introduce Kroge. Kroge, you play Goliath for the black ox. What's going on? Oh, yes, indeed. Number three, they introduced the rest of the gang. And also with us tonight, a guy so pale, you'd be sure it was X sang one nation. And a guy who takes area 51 is an alien nation. Heath and Eli. Yeah, I'm pretty pale. That's valid. I sent my DNA to 23 and me. They sent me back a bottle of sunscreen. It was kind of a bill for the operation. They said you can't just show up at a military base with a camera. Pa. That's what they want. Now the reason I was entertained by that, I actually enjoyed the 23 in me line. You're right. I thought that was funny. Okay. It's the one

thing they didn't all explode laughing at. Everything else that's incredibly unfunny They're fucking roll and I'm a floor slapping themselves one guy gets out a decent joke and one joke in 45 minutes and nobody laughs It is surprising when they don't respond to things. Yeah, because they lose their shit over jokes They can't possibly be funny and I love it when podcasters do this thing where they tell inside jokes Mm-hmm that only they will get that's always fun Seasel on a scale from one to heath. What kind of drinking bram when we talk We said no putting me in scales. We said that earlier. Okay on a scale from one to pre-divorce Tom. What are we talking about here?

You know that like two-month period that's fascinating. Please go on. Yeah Three divorce time humor gets. Please go on. Yeah, that three divorced ton humor gets me every fucking time. Yeah. Oh, we should have that two-month period. Tob was really just drinking a lot. Oh, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's a great start. That's a great start. There's actually one where they like they pull you aside and take you into their little inside world. This is number 12. Oh, good. What? Hi, confused podcast listener. That's a reference to the Pottermore Twitter feed. What? Hi, confused podcast listener. That's a reference to the Pottermore Twitter feed.

What? Huh? Hi, still confused podcast listener. Pottermore is what would happen if a Buzzfeed quiz, a 16 year old's fan fiction, and what JK Rowling deleted from her books, all had a threesome website baby. Ely just went down to doodly dudes. We're gonna need a ladder man or something. This is a bed. Sorry, sorry about that too.

Sorry, sorry. I mean, I don't want to hit this so many times that I wear it out, but this dude is fucking corny. These guys are so fucking corny. Yeah. And there's no amount of contacts that I could put around that that would have it make any more sense.

I listen to that episode and that makes as much sense as it's going to. Yeah, that's pretty much it. I Want to play a clip on here. I don't get this joke at all Again, they erupt in laughter. They're talking again about the fact that alcohol was banned in our country Hmm 100 years ago. Okay. All right. You can renounce my liquor cabinet, all that you want. You can call it names. You can insult its dubious, parental lineage, but the factory remains gentleman that I own, not one, but two globe bars. And no amount of vitriol will thin my good spirits. Yeah. I don't want to spoil anything. But hey What does that mean is he just putting random words together? Yeah, that's that's no amount of vitriol Well thin my good spirits. I had to look up vitriol my do I don't understand what that word means

We're talking about a law that was passed. Well, that's okay because I have two glow bars What what is that there you go? What is for credit? I don't know what that means. What does that mean? What is that there you go what is for credit? I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Fucking thing suck fucking think sucks. I don't know that means there's no words there It's plays out. Let me to play us out. That's a fucking idiot. Uh If we can get into their unique brand of humor here's number five also by the way just before we move on Why is it always raging alcoholic? It's never any other term before alcoholic. It's always raging. I just feel like that's offensive.

What's the deal with airplane food? Well, I can use alcoholics ranging. Oh, Jesus, fucking Christ. I have a joke out here that I call their observational humor. This whole fucking back and forth is just like the legislative version of like a little to the left. And this needs a little bit of setup. They're talking about how the 18th amendment banned alcohol sales. And then they passed an amendment, what was it 12 or 13 years later,

yeah, that then negated the 18th amendment. So this is just great observational comedy. I'm pretty sure that Seinfeld actually did this bit early on. This whole fucking back and forth is just like the legislative version of like a little to the left or more or too much put it back. Yes. Who can relate to that? Is that what happens when you're trying to figure out how to place something?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, right. Just don't even move it at all then. You move the two far to the left. Put it right back. Everyone can relate to that. Speaking of things, everyone can relate to. It's clear that the temperance movement was addressing very real problems, many of which were alleviated, not by banning alcohol, but by figuratively taking away America's PlayStation until we proved that we were mature

enough to have it banned. All right. So he says they didn't ban alcohol. They just had to put you in time out. Like that's the joke. And you think that that was just a one on thing. No, that was setting up a bigger joke that he has where he sets up a premise and then goes for four different payoffs.

Comedy Inception. What other national policies might we consider enacting? A, explaining to death row inmates that this will hurt us more than it hurts them. B, drawing a line through Texas and letting the immigrants have the left half if they keep it clean. See, making duplicitous politicians write their campaign promises on the board 50 times. Or D literally taking away America's PlayStation until we prove that we're mature enough to have. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not. I'm guilty of what this guy just did here.

I know exactly what this is. He's got a premise. He's like, what's the punchline to this premise? He says, this is a ridiculous law that we need to do. We're the kind of legislation that we're going to come up with. That's this ridiculous. If he had come up with one funny thing,

he would have said that, but he didn't. He came up with four unfunny things. So he says all four unfunny things. It's exhausting. And the three of us, I'll play in a band where we do jokes in between songs. Totally guilty of doing this. We'll just throw five punchlines on it because not one of them is all that funny. But more equals better.

More unfunny, must equal funny at some point, it must ramp up. I love the reaction to his third joke in there. D times. That's a lot of charity right there. That's brutal. So this guy has this huge build up and he's got these four punch lines.

And again, they do this thing where they feel like they have to save each other, like their buddies and the guy says something's not very funny. So you try to tag it and keep it going. And this is the worst way to do that. I'm going to go with a secret answer, e. We should all be spanked until we're sorry by British dominatrixes. I have no idea what that has to do to your question, but that's definitely the answer.

No, we know it's in his browser history. I didn't understand why he felt a need to fix that joke. Yeah. A lot of them have already failed at this point. You can just leave it. Never lay. It's fine. Let me jump in that grade with you. It never works out well on a podcast or at a bar or in any situation over dinner, or someone says over ridiculous and you try to save it by being more ridiculous. Like, does it? Let's just move on.

Yeah. Yeah. And they have a thing for this like multiple choice quiz at the end of their show. And one of them broke down. This is my number 13. Okay. The last sentence of your essay was, also she is rumored to have invented an airplane. A, what? I have no idea why that would concern you.

Eli, because that's the only line about that offered in the wiki. So that must be a self-contained fact, which requires no other explanation. Otherwise, why would they leave it like that? They may have invented an airplane. It's not like there's like evil magic. You can look stuff up. Like you won't get in trouble. So having forbid they actually figure out what the fuck they're even talking about when

they're presenting a topic. But yeah, the multiple choice thing got such laughter out of there, I was just scratching my head, like, what are we doing here? I don't get it. I don't get it. Back up again and say that this is a very popular podcast. Is it? They have a lot of patrons on Patreon.

They have over 1,000 five star reviews and iTunes, which is why Moonrock sent it to us in the first place. Wow, a lot of funnyunny folks out there. Yeah. Well, you know what it is? It is definitely the big bang theory phenomenon. Yeah. If a lot of people are laughing at everything all the time,

it must be funny. Yeah. We're all just laughing at someone's phone! Ha-ha-ha! Hey, Grooch! Look at that bass hat! Ah! All right. Unfun a believable yep, uh if you want to keep your in them do one funny shit. Here's my number six

I put some beer on the ribbon there she goes Like peanut butter on balls All right, I can't even get in taking that just I was so open you're just gonna get right through that top What no idea what you mean See so I did that back so it sounds like I also said fuck. A Gary began taking not just her agitations onto her, but also began to do the lecture stuff. What the fuck?

Right back to the wiki. Alright, well done. These guys have a lot of different podcasts they've done over the years. This is actually multiple shows that came together to do this show. Wow. We'd think they'd have some experience doing podcasts and be good at it No, they just pretend to crack each other up the entire fucking time Yeah, they even talk about if the end of the show I listen to the other shows that they're on and of course It's more zany comedy watch out everybody

Am right between now and then you can hear heath and eye on our fitness show waking up counts as a setup You can listen to no one see so long time on their show old guys with a cat I'm a fan of throw away lines as much as the next guy. Yeah, but you can't erupt in laughter over old guys with a cat Yeah, there's not it's not a laugh out loud line. Yeah, I guess we're not the demographic. Maybe brain damage people, I don't know. Maybe people in the ICU, the intensive cousin of Rue Unit would enjoy this podcast.

But I, sir, I'm not a fan. They do, they do hit it up. They bring in some topical video game humor. This is my number seven. But instead of breaking through the barricades, Kerry spoke calmly and it blanked the saloon owners, trying to get them to understand the toilet alcohol took on the lives of those drinking.

Oh, man, I was so sure she was about to launch herself at the bar with a slingshot like a fucking angry bird. I'm so nervous, man. I thought you could eat a power palette, like Pac-Man. I thought you could jump on a crocodile. Where should be Pitfall by the way. Yes, thank you for clearing that on Pitfall. That's my topical video game jokes.

She thought it was Frogger. It could also be Frogger. This is why Chris is here to produce the show. People thought I was making this up. Holy shit. And they left harder death than anything. Angry Birds! I played the game 12 years ago! Yeah! Good Lord. Alright. What else you got, Crush? BAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH throwing bar, opening up down the street from me next week. I'm so fucking excited. It's gonna be great what happened. But I really wish Carrie Nation walked into an ax bar like that.

Yeah. I don't know what it looks like over. Oh, it was like the first scene of fucking Kung Fu hustle and it backs out slowly like the cool-aid man. All right. All right, I don't even want to know what the fuck they're talking about there. Number 10 though is where they find the comedy gold of the ax bar.

Okay, wait, I'm sorry, I have to get to the bottom of this. Someone saw a mass alcohol consumption and thought to themselves, hey, this could use more projectile axes. What the fuck are you talking about? That's a real thing. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? Oh boy. In the number 11, they put some icing on that beautiful cake. As they always do, these guys know how to ice a cake.

Can I just wear like a bunch of ax body spray? Because it's like a regular bar fit, right? And that's what you do today. You can put it right the fucking Cecil. What the fuck? And the show has reached a new level. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little Speaking of really bad jokes, one of the jokes that I don't know if I was editing this podcast, I might have left out. Guys, have you seen the old timey pictures of the women in the 1800s? Like, just using beer goggles wasn't going to do the trick, although, oh, Jesus.

1.7 bottles of hard liquor. No one's going to do a lot of tricks on you. So root beer goggles don't do much now. This dude is fucking corny. You not charismatic. The guy says the chicks weren't very hot back then. Beer goggles are gonna be needed. And the other guy says, yeah, root beer goggles aren't gonna do it. Well, the first draft was birch beer,

but he had to, you know, correct it, make it a little more. You think he workshopped it a little bit? Yeah, probably had to run the breakfast table. Yeah. And he'd think this is funny, and then, you know, you got a joke's like that. You got a bad hat.

Yeah, I would think you'd go to the comedy club and do, you know, a couple of late night spots. Couple of walk-ons. Couple of walk-ons and just work through that a little bit until he figures out what the right type of beer is. Nine knockout, he's like, oh, duels! What about dual glasses? Because you gotta have the word beer in there.

Damn it, all right, I'll try again. There's a bit that they start off shows with. And this is, remember, we're talking about prohibition. So the show starts off at the very beginning with this skit, where they're in the prohibition time, and this guy has alcohol to sell. So of course, everyone's gonna be chopping at the bit for this alcohol that you can't buy legally.

And Heath, Scotch, outlawed today, buddy. How dare you, motherfucker! Yeah, don't worry. Don't know big deal I have this bottle of log of 116. I could sell you for what do you think 10k? Give me give me okay. I bought it. I bought it all right All right, I always love when you do sketch comedy and you have to explain to people what's happening that they can't see $10,000 here's $10,, sir. Oh, I bought it. Now I own this bottle of scotch that was $10,000 hilarious.

So this keeps going and this guy just bought this bottle of scotch. And what do you think he's gonna do with this bottle of scotch, I mean, $10,000. Yeah, James, thank you. You know, you don't want to waste that. Last bottle got to pace for myself and it's gone. Damn it. Okay, and Cecil. So he drank the entire bottle of scotch wall talking.

Yeah. Which is comedy gold. Not even good theater, though. No. No, terrible. So then he moves on to the next guy. And this is topical humor. You'll see what I mean.

Okay, and Cecil. Tom, I don't drink that much and I quit smoking years ago, so I don't know exactly what you're doing. But I had a band straws. No more. What the fuck, I love straws, God damn it. I could let, all right, so the other guy bought

scotch for $10,000. This guy doesn't care about drinking or smoking, he says, well, the straws are banned. And of course, it's a very natural reaction. So it would freak out about straws being banned. Now, they've already used the ridiculous amount of money in order to purchase such an item. So the kit, the kit, go down that avenue again.

So this is a different joke they come up with in order to exchange the straws. Damn it. I could let this box of bendy ones go for. Hmm. How about I never tell people about the, you know, these are yours. These are all yours. You can have these, these bendy straws because we're friends.

Yes. Two years. All right. So we're supposed to, as the listener, figure out that this guy's done something that would shame him and the other guy knows about it and he might tell other people if not presented with the bendy straws for free. And I'm just going to jump to the conclusion because they're leaving it up to us to figure this out. I'm going to go ahead and assume that this Tom guy was the person who arranged for child sex for Jared from Subway. Sounds about right.

And 14-year-olds. You joke, if I heard that? I would believe child sex for Jared from Subway. Sounds about right. And 14 year olds. You joke if I heard that? I would believe that. Just judging from these guys. That's true. They are very edgy these guys. I don't understand how any of this is comedy. And that's how they start the show off.

Yeah. With that boring nothingness. This is right after that, they start talking about, they're gonna, they're setting up, that we're gonna be talking about the 18th Amendment. You would think this is the first thing they're talking about from the Wikipedia page. He'd have some kind of joke, but no,

this is just one of those things that's, it's all delivery. You'd rather tell a piece of paper, it's not funny, but when he delivers it, it is comedy gold. Tell us, Heath, what person-place thing concept phenomenon or event will we be talking about today? All right, in honor of the centennial anniversary of the ratification of the, I don't even wanna talk about it,

but the 18th of men, we're gonna be talking about prohibition. You know, he paused there for a second because he was upset about that. Does he wanna talk about it? 100 years second, he was upset about that. Does he want to talk about it? 100 years ago, alcohol was bad. I can't even talk about it. These guys are fucking exhausting. It is exhausting.

They did a wrap around bit in the Kerry Nation episode. Yes. Where they talk about the podcasts that they don't like. And I took two clips from this. The first one was 14. Okay. So long, give more girls fan shows, which are just boring people who think they're funny,

saying what happened in each episode. So they don't like boring people who think they're funny, just reading off a page. You know shit, go figure. And then number 15 tells me if this sounds familiar to you. Okay, we got women who think they're funny, because they talk about porn. Okay.

I think they're on the caller daddy tip. Yeah, I did actually pick up on that and I appreciated that very much. That was exactly who they were talking about. And I agree that that show is hot garbage. And it's still in the top 10. On iTunes. Unfuckin' believe it. It's unfuckin believe it's on it's on fucking blueable I hate podcasts I hate podcasting

Even these guys One me over with making fun of call her daddy Yeah, and I still can't warm up to them because their show is just as bad in many different ways Yeah, they do a bit in the show that I listened to, which is the prohibition episode episode number 92. This is again, they cut away from laughing hysterically at each other's nonsense to do a prescripted read with each other. Gentlemen, thank you for coming to the first alcohol tobacco sex and gambling free meeting of the League of Gentlemen.

That was good. So so so though I um I just um never mind never mind. No what what? What? Nothing, I was just saying that you guys, you already know. Cool, cool, cool. Hmm. Hey, hey, hey, what about, nah. Nope, can't.

Not gonna. Guys wanna drink shoe polish? Shoes, I mean, I would like that. I'm gonna drink in it. It's done. Sorry. Alright, so this bit, what they're saying here, the social commentary, if I may be so bold, when guys get together and they can't have alcohol, tobacco, gambling or sex, there's

nothing else to do. They're just bored out of their minds and I'm like, whoa, take that cisgendered white man. Take that. So unfortunately they wrapped this around to the very end of the show where they come back to this bit again because they need to punch it up a little bit. You know, that wasn't very funny, but what's the other layer they can put on top of that premise? Guys guys, I think that shoe polish might actually be poison. I think it has poison in it.

Yeah. Yeah. You guys want to stop drinking it and talk about the weather? No, more, more shoe polish. No, no, no, no, no. I want to, I'll take seconds. I finished it. Damn it.

Oh, I'm sorry, it was the exact same joke I got. They didn't add anything. It wasn't funny the first time. There was no reason to revisit it. This is not good comedy. Is it bad that I was envisioning drinking poison during that entire clip that you played? Yeah, you're actually longing for poison.

Yeah, during that clip. I can hit the drugstore in the land. People can't see it at home. A crocher has a flat head in one of his ears. He's punctured his ear drum, it's bleeding out, but you gotta keep listening with your other ear. Yeah, I apologize.

This is the job that we have here on WATP. Indeed. It's not glorious, it's not fun. Speaking of not fun, this guy tries to make a joke about mad mothers against drunk driving, which I'm not sure in what context this is gonna be fun or funny. Ely cannot resist instinctively

siding with the militant schoolmars. Right? I'm gonna screw up and mothers against drug driving meetings. What can I say? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Thank you, Crosstie. So when Moonrocks presented this show to us, he did give us, as I mentioned last week,

four reasons why, and one of them was, the jokes are abysmal. They're trying to be super edgy edge lords, but come off like a bunch of overrehearsed jizz bags pretending to do bar banter. Why didn't he hear your call out? Sky's great. Yeah, actually Moonrocks, you're available. Why didn't you eat your cold? That sky's great. Yeah, actually moon rocks too available.

Can I give you a cold right now? I think this sums it up very well. They're really not. They're trying to do these edgy edgelords but at the same time they're just corny and the guys are like, oh yeah, you know, I grew up with a lot of mad beating so I get this. Well, those are probably moms

who their young children were killed by drunk drivers. That's why they join comedy gold. Mad. Yeah, good stuff. Well you know me, Carl, there's one thing I love in life and that is math jokes. Oh, dude, you do like a good math joke. I never stopped talking about it, but here's number eight Eli Eli what years are the 19th century name the years of the 19th century? 1900 no, no wait let me finish

Backwards he was gonna go backwards guys 18 I was thank you know what to 16 Thank you Adam Sandler what the fuck No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it's since you said that, I got this morning and I thought, all I gotta do is one 40-minute show. I'm gonna fly through this. It took me way longer than usual. There's nothing that you don't stop at, what the fuck are they talking about? Why did they do that? Why is this in a podcast?

Here's an example, this is a track that I call Drinking Problem and my notes on this are drinking problem. So I did not do a good job at documenting this for my future self. Wait, that's a problem for future Carl to figure out. Hopefully there's something to talk about here. But America did have something of a drinking problem. Ah, I don't know.

It sounds like drinking had an America problem if we're being fair. Yeah. Okay. That's another example of the punchline is coming gone and then they're like, oh, that's I got. We're laughing at that, right? That's what we've all decided that we're all going to laugh at shit.

This is, they talk about how there were states that banned alcohol before prohibition for the 18th Amendment. You're familiar with this. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. All absolutely. Yeah. All right. Good. Well, Maine was one of those states.

And so I mean, I can imagine your mind's racing right now with all these main jokes. Oh, yes. Yeah. So these guys are right on top of that. Maine Bandit in 1851, and it was dry for five years before the repeal of that law. Around that time, 12 other states followed suit. Yeah, they actually invented cold fusion for five years in Maine, but then they forgot how to do it.

Dynamite dropped in money, and broadcast school has really paid off. Did you get that one? They invented cold fusion. Nobody laughed. And then they forgot. And then they forgot about it after that Did they hold up fucking cards to each other are they like laugh cards that they have to hold up? Because how would you know that the joke is over? How would you know when the joke has been told I have no idea there's so much fucking tagging This is an example of everyone has to take it to the next level. It's just too many tags. I don't want to get all heat-freeze been on the land here, but I'm pretty sure letting

people put stuff in their bodies if they want to. It's morally superior. Okay. Okay. Well, if the listeners knew what you had in your rectum right now, they'd be slower than not along. That's fair. In my rectum.

My rectum being detained? Is it? Yeah. Mine is. Because Super Glue is a part of that equation. His rectum is being detained because Super Glue was a part of that equation. Fuck it, kill me.

This is their improv skills. Did somebody say something in my rectum? He pulls out his no pad. Ah, let me see. Ah, ah, rectium, okay, yeah, I gotta come on, Rexium, Jones. Yeah. Super glue.

That's a lot of them. Ah, j- Ha, ha, ha, ha. And then for, I don't know where, and I don't know if you picked up on this. These guys get very political from time to time. Mm-hmm. And I'm not joking.

They really do try to make social commentary and hold a political stance. The show gets real serious after they've been giggling over nonsense for 35 minutes, all of a sudden this guy says this. It's almost as if like, creating a black market for something that people have been doing for thousands of years

only serves the drive supply underground and create a more dangerous and less regulated environment for that self-same product. I'm glad we've learned this little history lesson. I want to repeat that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's it, it's 80.

What the fuck is this preaching that's going on? We had to preach to the choir. You know, it turns out that Banny alcohol didn't work out real well. You don't say. You don't say. Thanks for your take on it. Smarty, Mick Smarty fans. Here is them. Another hilarious joke. They're talking about when alcohol was banned, people didn't drink as much. And they go through all the statistics around that, because that's fun.

And they explained that what about all the children who were never conceived by mistake, because people weren't drunk? So this guy's comedic brain leaps to, there should be a museum. There should be like a prohibition museum with just like piles of tiny little shoes from the kids who never got conceived. Drunken acts are important.

Never forget. Alright. Home run, come here, home run. By the way, I don't even think that's true. I thought drinking was stable during all of the prohibition. I don't know what the answer is to that. It did seem like people were very excited about drinking in the 20s. Yeah, well it brought women into the drinking culture as well,

which they weren't part of before, but do you want to get serious? Yeah, let's get serious. Let's go on to discuss the real. We pull up the wikis, you and that, to say about it. I have some shit to say about the social implications of all this. Right. All right, what else you got? All right, this some shit to say about the social implications of all this. Right. All right, what else you got?

All right, this is my last clip. This is then being topical. Here's number four where they describe a picture of the subject of the episode, Carried Nation. Yeah, she looks like a sloppy pilgrim got arrested on cops. That was just like really good to have. So like George Soros dressed up as Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

This is like, Hey, it's topical person who looks like other topical person, right? It's like they threw a dart at a newspaper. Yeah. Like, oh, it's like a... Oh, fuck this shit. This is awful. I can't throw it on with these people.

I gotta get my work done so that I want to get to. They... When you think about jokes, they have to be based in some type of realism. They have to make a little bit of sense or it needs to be clever. There needs to be something that you're like, oh, shit, I never want to thought of that, that's funny. This checks none of those boxes.

You know, even though the temperance movement was a growing political force, there wasn't enough steam to actually enact prohibition. Right, because they wouldn't put any ethanol in their engines Do these guys not understand how engines work or alcohol or yeah, I don't know there wasn't enough steam Well, it's a cuss these guys were put up their gas tanks without the doll What I mean This is a clip that I call What? I mean, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nearly everyone wants illegal now. This will certainly make people not want it now.

Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing there? Nothing. I'm not doing anything. I feel like you're bootlegging right now. Are you bootlegging right now? No, I'm not. We're bootlegging right now.

While we're talking about it, you're bootlegging. I can see it's just I'm not. Yes you are. You're bootlegging right now. We just passed the law. This is like Hollywood handbook level. Yeah, improv Holy fuck wait a second. We just passed the law and you have Canadian club in your hand What's the bill with this people? It's gonna any club

There's jokes about pissed troughs like any good podcast would have It's always funny. So the setup for this is There's jokes about Pistrofs, like any good podcast would have. It's always funny. So the setup for this is, these guys are very well rehearsed. They have amazing delivery. They're just a well-oiled machine at this point. Remember, this is episode 92 when they came from other podcasts.

They did together. Good Lord. These saloons sound like a sausage party in the old-timey restroom at Rigley Field, the one with the piss trough. I'm gonna discuss. All right. Okay. So we're saying a a piss trough built into the side of the bar is a bad I you say first. Bad idea. Like I didn't know where he was going with that. And I love that they left it in the show because it shows how unfunny they are.

But then as always happens, somebody saves the day. So there is a piss-troph joke. That wasn't the one, but there's a guy who shows up and says, no, no, no, no, guys, I got this. I know what the hilarious piss-troph joke is. And that is this one. If you're ever in a place with a piss-troph, you come in and you go, oh, they have a slip-and-slide here.

Oh, God. You'll get a good laugh. You'll get a big. I don't believe him. I know, I was picturing this because I go to football games and they have a big pistrov there. And I was thinking, there's, I don't know, five dozen people. Yeah.

Madden, who have been drinking all day in this restroom. If I were to walk in there and just go, oh, there was slip-and-slide here! I guarantee I would get zero laughs and maybe punched in the face. Hopefully punched in the face. Probably pissed out. Yeah, Wickedly punched in the face.

Yeah, that's not a good joke. Although I'm gonna say Wikipedia pissed trough would be a great name for the show. They should rename it. So much fun. Thank you, fellas. Holy shit. Yeah, this is painful to listen to.

They crack each other up so much. When we announced this, we had somebody call into our voicemail who's actually a fan of this show. They know how to work a phone. And all of their their other shows too. This is our buddy Don from Buffalo Hey Carl down from Buffalo. I just was in the year latest episode and you guys are reviewing the location needed and I just want to remind you that you actually reviewed these guys before portion of the cast are members of the God of all the movies crew and

portion of the cast are members of the God of all the movie screw and while the episode you chose you know it was that week's episode I get it wasn't the best work they've ever done you should also look into you know skating atheist kept the craft satanated which is the other podcast that those guys do I wish are different but you know keep going like you know plug away at him. I'm gonna love him no matter what forever Yeah, some of the episode though, okay, and check out skating at you This is the guy who wishes to our show who says he's gonna love them forever either way. Yeah Well, did you I used to think that about Adam Krola until I had you on my show and you explained to me where that show sucks. And now I don't listen anymore.

Glad I could ruin that for you. I'm hoping that we're ruining this for Don. Did you notice his endorsement of the other show was, oh, that one's, it's different. Yeah. And I actually had to edit that. The pause during that voicem bell was about 13 seconds long. It's he's trying to think of the word. Mm-hmm.

And he realizes that we're going to hate it and he's, eh, it's different. Yeah. Yeah. You mean not good? Is that what you were looking for? Done? Not good. Yeah. I believe that. Yeah. Yeah. What did you think that man last night? Well, they were different. They were different. I mean, they were a band. Yeah. They had instruments. I noticed that. They started and stopped most of the songs at the same time. They were different. They were a band. Yeah. They had instruments. I noticed that. They started and stopped most of the songs at the same time. That was impressive.

They look like they're having a lot of fun up there. Anything else you want to hit from this? No, I never... I never want to think about Wikipedia Pistroff ever again in my whole life. Well, we have a lot of other things to talk about today, Crozier. But before we do that, I want to thank our sponsor, deepdiscount.com. Oh, that's right.

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Oh, beautiful. And you should just finish all your ads with it Okay, nobody can talk naturally when they're reading ad copy Turns everyone to do a fucking moron, doesn't it? Indeed all right, I Want to get to some voicemails. We're gonna talk about OP. There's a lot going on with OP lately, but...

Yeah, you know what? Fuck it. Let's get into OP. Let's get into OP. Let's get into OP. There's so much to talk about with our buddy, uh, OP. He did something that was always fun. He went on Instagram and just started recording a video live. Oh boy. And what he does is he has this Instagram thing where people are writing him and he's reading the chat room in real time. Which is always good for a guy like Opie who's who's

great at improv and off the cuff. Yeah. This is Opie reading a comment that comes through. And by the way, just to set the picture for you, he's just showing a street in Manhattan in the middle of January. This is from January 14th. He's just filming a street and talking. Anthony's funnier than you. I don't give a fuck. I guess I care because I just read your dumb fucking comment, but I

Was never supposed to be the funny guy you you idiot? Oh See this is I so be clear this off. Thankfully finally does this. Yeah dummy. I know it wasn't funny I had way funnier jokes in those guys did, but I wasn't supposed to be the funny one They told me don't be the funny one. Your job here is to ruin bits, go to commercial around a role, pick up the phone from some guy who has nothing to say, never ever be the funny one. He wasn't supposed to be the funny one, Kroge. Yeah. But it's too bad. He should have because he's funnier than both Anthony Kumia and Jim Norton. Let me just get rid of that guy.

That's so weird, like, I know Dan Well, I'm very funny. I know Dan Well at this point I'm funnier than Anthony and Jimmy. There's no doubt about that. But in the old days when that show was crushing, I was not supposed to be the funny guy in that scenario. It's so weird. It's so weird. The people didn't, I was not supposed to be the funny guy in that scenario. It's so weird, it's so weird that people didn't think I was very funny. I wasn't even trying to be funny. Obviously, I'm funnier now. Yeah.

I've read Twitter, people say that I'm funnier. I looked at the sub-write at once, people said I was funnier. So obviously, I'm funnier now. There's all these people trolling OP and telling him that he's good now. And he's falling for it, hook how glad it's taken so funny. What do you got? This is a sentence from the OPI radio podcast website. And this fucking sentence blows me the fuck away.

First of all, he's distancing himself from the funny. OPI has come a long way from his shock jock days. And his talent as a curator of captivating conversation is undeniable. Can you fucking imagine writing that sentence about anyone letting alone this fucking douchebag? That's like saying, talk soup is an amazing TV show

as it curates all the best parts from daytime talk shows. Oh, it's captivating. It's captivating. Uneniable how fucking captivating it is. He was never supposed to be the funny one. He knows he's funny. He's funnier than those guys now. Yeah.

Meanwhile, Jim Norton is a stand-up comedian. A professional comedian. His job is to be funny. Yeah. I've never heard of, we say, a funny joke once. I've listened to a thousand hours of this guy. Jim Norton, I've seen do five hours of stand-up over the years.

Yeah. Consistently funny, but he's obviously funnier than Jim Norton. And it's so weird, Crows. It's so weird. It's so weird that people are still bringing this up. I got my hits, I got a few homers, we got a few lofts out, but that wasn't my job. People are so fucking weird.

Let it go. The open anthesis you have, we haven't done a show in... I lost track. Push it five years. Go listen to something else. Who is he talking to himself? Is he looking at the mirror? Let it go!

It's so weird that we're still talking about the one thing that I'm famous for. Let it go, it's so weird. Him and that upper-right history. It's brutal. Yeah. He's not a great broadcaster. I don't know if people have pointed this out to him before. I mean, obviously he's very funny and a curator

of comedy. Captivating conversation. Captivating conversation. Curating, captivating conversation. This comedic character. Ha ha ha. You're ready to captivate a conversation. This comedic character. He doesn't understand why people can't just let it go. It's so weird, bro. I'm over the ONA days.

I'm doing the Oopi Radio podcast, which is fucking crushing. Do you should go check it out, okay? I know, I know. People like my god and let it go. Yes, that guy's got to let it go. I should have read his comment Just so fucking weird the obsession This is the guy who's obsessing about it. Yeah, say this is so weird. I want people let it go I mean I talk about it all the time every show I tell people let to go. I keep bringing it up. I used to be at Open Anthony where I wasn't funny.

We know, it's been commented on a few times. So just the last thing from this episode, not this episode, it's just an Instagram video. What am I talking about? He has to explain that there's not much funny or out there than his current podcast. Make sure you subscribe to the OP radio podcast. There's not much funnier out there these days.

I will stand by that. Listen for yourself, make your own decision. That's your job. That is my job! OPIRADIO My job. Opie radio. I'm glad he recognizes it is my job. I get paid to talk about it, listen to Opie radio. Yeah, there you have it. Croch, did you listen to the latest episode from Opie?

I did. I pulled a bunch of clips from it, they're the ones that start with, oh, for, oh,ch, did you listen to the latest episode from OP? Did I pull the bunch of clips from it that they're the ones that start with, oh, for, oh, fuck, why am I listening to this? Are you sure it's not, oh, for Greg? Yeah, maybe that was it. I have very beginning of the show before OP comes on. They love to do this thing where they play voicemails.

And these voicemails are not entertaining. They're not interesting, They're not interesting. They're not funny. It was just pathetic. It's put this. It's pathetic. Can you read what this is called? It's called pathetic voicemail.

Yeah. We're on the exact same page. This is a guy who calls in and this is embarrassing. A, I wouldn't want to be this caller. And B, if I was the podcaster, there's no way I would play this out of the air. It pretty much admits that what Opie's doing now is not very good.

And I don't know why this got passed everybody at Westwood One. And I think I'm one of the few people that actually get your podcast and your old radio show, how let's just get everybody around. And I felt like I wasn't alone. and I felt like I had friends there and I felt like I was a part of the conversation you and I'd have to say you know years later buddy it's probably a good hand and a good chance that you carol vick you know even the old school ONA and and everything I see on YouTube and whatnot as Got me to where I am now and things are a lot better in life and things are looking up and you know I even say to my wife lay on late

So I have friends help me along the way and you know He tells his wife he had friends help him a lot of time going through what you're doing But you know you'll have your fan. We're here for you He just said I'm sorry you're going through what you're doing Well, he's like this is the best thing I've ever done so you'll be radio podcasts I'm really sorry that you're going through what you're doing hopefully you land on your feet. All right back Back to the vice-fell and I know that you're there for me and you know like I sent you that message John Now a PlayStation long time ago. I owe you some money

Because I sent a long time with him on YouTube and never really was a subscriber. So, you know, let me know your PayPal and I'll send you 20 bucks. That's all I got here. But hey, listen dude, keep it up. I love everything that you got going on. And keep it up, buddy.

Tom, what a great call. What a great call! Great call. Give me your AOP, multi-millionaire, Elizabeth, and give me your PayPal, I'llP. Multimiliner, Liz and Manhattan. Give me your PayPal, I'll send you 20 bucks, that's all I got. Didn't he just say the things you're looking up for?

And it was all sunny skies? Yeah, this place into your hypotheses that the audience for this show is sad, lonely losers with crippling depression. That's exactly who these people are, and you could hear it right there. The guy goes, you were my friends.

Yeah. I felt like I was part of the crew. I was all alone in the world. I was telling my wife how I got through my life because of my friends. How pathetic is that? Could you imagine? I don't know how the crew

because they're playing as fucking voicemail. Could you imagine talking to another human being about people you listen on the radio and refer to them as your friends? That's sad. That's beyond said. That's rough. Yeah, so there's this guy named eB guitar man And I know about this guy because he's on Twitter constantly Sucking on Opie's balls his tape sometimes he gets around to the asshole with his tongue. He doesn't go all the way in, that's gross. Yeah. But oh, that's gay.

He'll touch the rim. Yeah. Yeah, it's, oh yeah, dude, if you put your tongue in Opie's ass, that's gay. That's gay. But if you touch the rim, it's because you're a fan. Yeah. So Ebig a tarman does the show intro, and it's interesting that Opie doesn't do O&A anymore. He's moved on. he's doing something different.

Meanwhile, this is the exact music that they use to open OP&A after the every single morning. Hey, E.B. guitar man. Hey, what's up Joey? Let's do a little bass and guitar jam for Greg. How about that X to C if gold you do so well? Oh, you got it brother All right, I like that play a little while and I'll tell you why. Should we cover that? The isotopes, that song's fucking awesome.

It did occur. That song's pretty sweet. That'd be pretty epic opener for us. I actually like 20-EV guitar band was laying down right there. It's not bad. Alright, moving on. I can tell that we need to have this conversation outside of our podcast in order to confirm whether or not we're going to do that.

I close. I want to get into your clip. Let me just set up the guest that he has on his show. So this is episode 74 and his guest is Carill, who's also known as the slut whisperer on Instagram. And this is a guy, and maybe you can help me out with this. This guy is famous for partying with partiers, taking pictures of people partying,

taking videos of people partying. He coined the champagne facial. So this is a thing, I went on his Instagram, I was checking this out. He's got 1.2 or 1.3 million followers because he gets these girls to like pull their tops up and then he pours champagne all over them and it's a drunken orgy social media.

And OP sits down with this guy. OP knows him from a documentary, he saw. This is the set up to that. He's in a documentary called The American Meam. And that's where I was turned on to Carill. All right, so OP knows Carill from this documentary, The American Meam. So OP sets up the conversation

and starts talking to this guy as if he created the documentary. He did not. Yeah. He's just in it. He was featured in it. And he hasn't even seen the whole thing from what he talks about later. But go ahead.

Right. So this is OP setting up the conversation with a couple swings and misses right off the back. I love documentaries. I do too. It's the only thing I actually watched these days. I can't be bothered with regular movies for the most part. So I got turned on to the American meme, the documentary you're in, and I'm sitting there going, man, I don't know if I want to watch this. I'm not going to lie to you.

I've seen half of it. Oh really? Yeah. So Opie says, I know that you're famous for this documentary. I didn't even know if I wanted to watch it. I think I go, well, that's not even what I'm famous for. I was in that documentary because I was already famous. I haven't even watched that documentary. I watched the part that I was in. And Opie doesn't even understand this to get out. He can think of it to a terrible start. Yeah. And then again, Opie is talking about this documentary and he's misreading the room drastically. You get a bottle, was it Tequila or Vod?

Yeah, it's a little like a mini-patron bottle. It was a pretty... It's like the smaller version of the normal one that you see in stores. And then you walk out of the liquor store, you take it out of its packaging and you chug the whole fucking thing on the streets in New York City.

I sit to myself, I'm in. Yeah, not my proudest moment. Not my proudest moment. Oh really? Yeah, I mean, I've done it like twice in my life and it was just not. It's like fun for everyone but the person doing it. Yeah.

So, Opie is trying to relate to this guy. He's like, I've seen your work. I love it. I'm all in. And the guy goes, I really wish I hadn't done that. That was not the thing that defines my career or me as a person. Yeah. It was stupid.

He explained the documentary he had it all set up, and it was all fake. You didn't even want to do any of the shit. So right up the bat, this is going terribly wrong. I love it when OP's interviewing someone. Crows, you got, you want to jump in on this? I just have a bunch of random shit that I pull. Oh, okay. I don't know if you want to hear it,. I love it when people talk rock and roll. I especially love it when people

talk about how much guns and roses sucks. So here's my number one, you father fucker. All those I saw guns and roses and he was like out of breath the entire time. I know that. I'm as she like last year. Yeah. He was running off stage for like 10 minutes and then coming back out like the band was just doing all these jam sessions. He was probably doing an oxygen or something just to try to get through the show. Yeah. You can't be that chubby and being Guns and Roses. No.

Okay. Now, of course you took that. Of course I did. Opie calling out people's physique is fucking hilarious. This guy is fucking tits. And never forget that Guns and Roses are proud white supremacists and they sing about it in their music.

Number two is all I need to know that this person is a dummy. Because I think he's like one of the most talented human beings. I love Marilyn Manson. Now look, if you're 12 and the current year is 1995, I will let you say that you love Marilyn Manson and I won't judge you. Any age and any time period after that, you're fucking idiot. That music is fucking terrible and you suck. Go come on, I wanna grow up, I wanna be a rocket roll shot.

You don't like that? Buddy has great taste in comedy, here's number three. Well, I do like Dane Cook, he's in the movie. All right, you're a fucking idiot, dude. Nobody likes Dane Cook. Nobody likes Dane. Not even Dane Cook likes Dane Cook. Yeah, No shit. This is a well-documented. Oh shit I love the fact that opi has to now interview he sent out this guy for two hours. Yeah, and interview them

So opi has to be prepared to talk to someone he hasn't met before for two hours, and you know how he does that? He prepared. Oh You know you have a moment, you're like, I wanna kill myself or something like that. I wrote it down, what was the exact quote? You wrote, hold on, give me a second here. Look at all the notes I wrote for you. Oh, you, this is how a real podcast is.

No. Like ours, we don't prepare. I mean, this is, you know. Well, you're decades of radio for you. You're opian Anthony, 1.0. Oh yeah. Now that I've moved on, I'm actually trying to prepare. Like, most of radio for your your opian Anthony one point. Oh, yeah, now that I've moved on, I'm actually trying to prepare like most of the years of the opian Anthony show, I just, I just went in cold and just went with it, but now I feel like I should prepare a little bit.

Opie says things that he really should not say. Yeah, he's not doing himself any favors. Let me interpret what just happened here. Opie used to be on a show with Jim Norton and Anthony Kumia, and he let those two guys make the show good. He didn't prepare. It's well documented that Ray Leona came in, and he sat there with nothing to say to Ray Leona, an a-list celebrity. He didn't know anything to say to this fucking guy.

Anthony and Jim had a steer of the conversation the entire time. So OP interprets this as his own fucking crazy mind as I'm so good at radio, I didn't even fucking bring notes, I didn't read the people's books, who came in, I never watched their movies, it didn't matter, of course it didn't matter, Anthony could be a talented, you fucking idiot,

and now he goes, so now I'm doing this new thing where I'm preparing. Well, I would hope so, it's only you talking to a guest for two hours. Yeah. You might want to know what this person does and have a couple questions right at the guy. Yeah. Holy shit.

And he puts it out there like people are just dumb like that fucking collar. And they're not going to pick up on the fact that the reason why you're preparing now is because you were a shit broadcaster for 20 years. I don't be an Anthony Yeah, you're the worst part of that show Well, he actually I can't get you right on up he goes he goes further into First of all not obsessing over on a buddy

He discusses the secrets of their success and I got two clips on this is here's number five This is the secrets of their success, and I got two clips on this. Here's number five. This is the main thing to do with Dr. Dirty. I don't know. We were like, whip him out Wednesday. We knew just if girls show their tits, we were gonna become very famous.

You're fucking sad, dude. That's a sad fucking statement right there. That's sad. Oh, he says in this episode, I went and saw John Vellby in Boston. Yeah, and that's Dr. Dirty. Oh yeah, yes. I saw him back in the day. Me too. And he says, I couldn't believe it. He got these girls to come up on stage and show

their tits. Yeah. And that was when he had this epiphany. Boom. If we can get girls to show their tits, we can become famous dish. Yeah. We'll see. That's the hook, Carl. Here's number six. And that was the secret of the O'B'n'Anthini show. Here's tits out front for you But if you come on in hopefully you're gonna laugh and really go wow those guys are kind of funny man Good Lord And you know, I'm a heterosexual man. I can appreciate looking at the female form But listening to it on the radio not as exciting. I mean, maybe I'm a heterosexual man. I can appreciate looking at the female form. But listening to it on the radio, not as exciting. I mean, maybe I'm alone in that.

But like, well, boy, those tits sounded great, didn't they? Well, it's interesting that OPI not only did he come up with the way that they'd become famous by girls taking their top off, he also invented a whole genre of radio. Did you know that? I did not. And I got introduced to you guys by Patrick from Crencumer. He also invented a whole genre of radio. Did you know that? I did not. I got introduced to you guys by Patrick from Crinchumer.

Like that was my first. I didn't know. All right, you have a connection. I went to, I was in school at William Patterson University, just trying to figure my life out, wanted to be a Disney animator my whole life. And I'm just sitting there and I discovered Crinchumer. And I was like, I don't know any of these comedians.

You know what? I got that concept from, right? From you guys, probably. You should look in real good. Yeah, there you go. I mean, it was the same guy he was promoting, it was the same guy you got on the radio. I came up with a concept called cringe radio and then it's a say to cringe humor

and then he took it around with it and God bless him. I love, so this guy is an OP Anthony fan. Yeah. I love when OP has a guest on on who's a fan of his mm-hmm because Then nothing stops him. He'll say fucking anything. Yeah He goes out of that about how he invented cringe radio and then Edra invented cringe radio guys like Bill Burr and Rich Voss They took that yeah, and they took they started their careers in comedy but that was something I invented. Yeah, of course.

They got people going in that direction. Opie, are you listening to yourself? Did you say you sit with Joey at Westwood one for hours and edit these shows before they come out? That's fucking embarrassing, dude. It is. Don't let they go out on the fucking air and their whole knock on Howard was that Howard claimed he invented everything

Oh, no, oh he is Howard 2.0 Oh good lord and he's also robbing 2.0 because then he fucking admits that he wasn't actually Greg Hughes on the radio He was playing a character. Oh People always would ask me do you feel guilty with some of the stuff you were doing on the air and I'm like no because I'm like This is like being an actor. This is not me. I don't do this shit with the mics or off. I'm actually kind of a,

there I say a nice person that you would like to hang out with, but I'm not gonna be walking around New York going, show me your tints. Ah, I don't realize the cringe radio thing that he was talking about. Yeah, cringe podcast that he does do. I took a tiny little clip of that, my number seven. Oh, shit.

Well, I'm actually kind of a dare I say a nice person that you would like to hang out with. I'm sorry, dude, you couldn't fucking pay me. You couldn't pay me. Nobody says that. I love that he says that person on the radio heard all over all those years. That's not me at all

I was just playing a character when you say that You have zero credibility. Yeah, cuz what's to say you're not playing a character now? Yeah, the people who are Famous for being radio personalities are kind of being authentic. That's yeah, but you agree that's what's compelling That's what's compelling about it. They say things. They don't have their guard up. Yeah, they did you agree that's what's compelling about that's what's compelling about it They say things they're not they're guard up. Yeah, they're being real and that's why Jim Norton and Anthony Kumya and even Howard Stern Yeah, a number of these guys Made careers for themselves because they weren't playing a character Oh, it becomes out and he goes well, you know that guy who wasn't funny. I was just playing a character I'm actually a nice guy who's hilarious in real life.

Yeah. And then he goes on to say, as I've mentioned many times, that this new version of Opie is Opie reinventing himself to be the nice, friendly, I'm your buddy guy. Why are you scared to- I'm going to do a setup real quick on this. He's talking about a Conversation you have with his dad years ago when he was playing the OP character. I know being Anthony Why are you scared to show the people your another side of you and you know this other stuff You being a nice guy that cares for people and all that and unfortunately it took you know

Ten years after we died to finally start like letting some of that out guy that cares for people and all that. And unfortunately it took, you know, 10 years after we died to finally start like letting some of that out. Mostly with this podcast. I decided it was finally time to be like more personal, more personal. Like it's okay to show, you know, a niceness. Oh, he's dead said, you're a great guy. My dad said it. You know what? I gotta be true. My mom says it on handsome. Your mom is totally wrong about that. I know.

Well, here's the thing, the, I love that OP has got this idea that I'm doing this new thing now, what's actually me. We're all buddies, we're all having fun, it's all good times. Yeah. Meanwhile, every ex-co-worker, because they've reached out to me personally,

I'm DMing with E-rock about the shit every co-worker hates this fucking guy He worked for the four years the real Greg Hughes not the Opie character Greg Hughes asshole Yeah across the board every single person thinks it's a fucking asshole, but his dad was like you're a nice guy Greg Oh, thanks pops am I? I'm sorry I cut you out, but only because I want to play a clip from next week's episode. I was able to get, and most people don't have this, but I'm in the fan club. So I was able to get a clip from Opie Radio the next episode. I love you. You love me. We're rare happy family with her.

I guess we get the fight. That's fucking horrible. All right, Kros. What do you got, Kros? This is my last OP clip. I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but I, number four, I think I'm on to something here. I met Mitch Hebberg the night before he died.

Wow. And I never had him on the show. And as you know, from the old days, we had pretty much everyone on. And I always wanted Mitch Hedberg on. I went and saw him at this club. And then I went to the green room. And I met him in Ihogom.

And we exchanged numbers. And I was going to have him on the show the next couple days, I believe. And he died a few hours later. Now Mitch had Berg one of the funniest comedians in the last 20 years. He was going places. He had great shit going on in his life. He spent five minutes with Greg Opie. He was in he fucking killed them. They explained that he bought bad drugs out this owner. This dude was doing drugs for 25 years straight. It wasn't because he bought bad drugs out this owner. This dude was doing drugs for 25 years straight.

It wasn't because he bought bad drugs. It's because he met Greg Opie here. Indeed. Hey, I want to have you on my show. You want to come on the show? Oh, yeah, man, that'd be... Exactly. Exactly.

That's all there is to it, man. I love that Opie hates Amy Schumer for a way different reason than the rest of us hate Amy Schumer. I found this to be hilarious. A.U. Schumer was always very, very nice and she became friends with my wife. And so I got to love A.U. Schumer because then when she blew up, blew up,

she blew off my wife. Oh really? My wife didn't do anything to her. So I do love her because she was never in a mean to me or were nasty or anything like that, but I'm like, what is that about, man? And she would continue to come in and go, oh, by the way, say hi to your wife.

Say hi to, I don't really say her name on the podcast. And I'm like, why don't you fucking text her? And then she unfollowed her on all of the social media. I'm like, what the hell, Amy Schumer? So just a thought, just gonna throw this out there. Maybe your wife is not a likable person, just like you aren't. And maybe Amy doesn't wanna be friends with her.

He tries to set it up as she became famous so she stopped hanging out with my wife. Yeah. Your wife is the wife of Greg Opie Hughes. Yeah. It's kind of a celebrity. It's not as if she's abandoning your high school friends. Yeah.

This is just an acquaintance she has. She decided to no longer hang out with. And it's probably because your wife sucks. I'm just gonna guess, and I don't usually stick up for Amy Schumer. I'm just gonna throw that out there, that there might be other factors involved, besides the fact that I'm too famous

to hang out with Greg's wife anymore. It's like, it's probably just a shitty friend. And I love that Greg always thinks that in order to not be friends anymore, you have to do something wrong. We shouldn't even do anything to her. Yeah. And then she never got a text again. That's not how relationships work, Greg.

I know that all of your relationships have fallen apart because you've been an asshole to those people. Yeah. But usually, you just get to a point where you're like, we're not compatible and I don't want to spend time with this person anymore. Nobody did anything to anyone. It's not a thing where you can point at and say, well, on September 14th, 2008, you did this thing.

It's like, no, no, no, no. Your wife's just not that interesting. Amy Schumer hangs out with comedians who are probably way more interesting than your boring fucking wife, fucked bad amount of Jera I Have another clip on here. It is That he's talking about he wants interviewed Paris Hilton when he was on opian Anthony and I remember this episode because they walked Paris

Paris was giving them nothing. Yeah. And they were trying to be nice. They were trying to get an interview out of her. Yeah. And Jim Norton was like, hey, you know, trying to talk to her. She's like, eh, I'm outta here. She was like, what the fuck did we do?

It was so weird. But Opie decides because this guy he's talking to is friends with Paris. He wants another shot at it. So he says, oh, I'd love to get another shot of talking to Paris. True. I mean, I would like another shot at it. So he says, oh, I'd love to get another shot of talking to Paris. True. I mean, I would like another shot at it. I would like to sit down and talk with her. Oh, God, in a second. Let's do it. She's bringing her in. You know, you got her number. Yeah, let's call her up right now. She might be in New

York right now. Call her up. Oh, my God. This is the good stuff though. Put her on speaker. Actually, put her on speaker at the very least. I've never had a phone call with her in my life. Oh really? Just text. That's good.

Well, no one really uses their phone for phone calls. I don't see. I can't even hold on. That would be amazing. Hold on, let me say. Let me get her. She changes her numbers so much. Hold on.

I hate celebrities. I do that I've had the same numbers since high school good for you Opia Hates with celebrities changed their number. Yeah, did you guys know that? I do that, you know why? Cuz he made a YouTube video to Joe Rogan Why did you text me back man? Hey Joe? I say say your text. I said I like your show I wanted to have you up my show. It's why you text me back cuz he changed his number. Oh, me You know, Hedgehog Roku summer you guys are fucking friends. I hate what celebrity's James third up

Yeah, cuz they don't tell you what third-o-dumber is that's why you hate that Hmm fucking idiot. I love me. He said shit. He doesn't realize he's saying it. It looks so bad This guy And I love that he says this on his podcast which I said the podcast is a little frustrating. Oh It's a little frustrating Let me zoom out and provide some context. Opie is talking about He could have gone into doing TV deals, but he decided not to, and this is the reason why.

The podcast is a little frustrating because sometimes we wait a few days to get him out. Like I want this out tomorrow, but it's okay because there was a time that I was looking at TV and this and that, and I'm like, wait, so you filmed something and it comes out maybe like six months later, a year later if it's a movie, I'm like, yeah, I don't know how people do that. Ha ha ha ha.

I was looking at some TV deals, but then I'm like, well, how quick are you gonna do this to air? That's why you're being concerned. And then he even throws out there for a movie. It's a year. Nobody's looking for you to be in a movie. Oh, no, nobody's looking for that. In for you to be in a movie Hopi nobody's looking for that in fact he was in a movie. I think it was oh

Shit who was the Chris Rock? Did a movie about disc jockeys and they filmed some of it at serious exam. Oh no shit back when those guys with nobody saw this movie But yeah, I think I think open Anthony were in the movie. And then when shut up about it, they were so excited about being in this fucking movie. They had a three second part. And Opie's now pretending that, I mean, I was in talks with Universal, Sony, Disney. And I'm like, I need this movie to come out like the next day.

Can you guys speed up the editing process? That's not why you don't do movies to TV. It's cause no one wants you. It's cause no one can possibly want to see your stupid face. But, Opie does know Hollywood. I love what he said shit like this. Like, what are you talking about?

I was like, I'll take any exposure. You're explaining Hollywood perfectly. They get these great ideas for shows and then they just fucking can't leave it alone There's one thing to the guy from Rochester radio who then went to Buffalo and then Boston and then New York knows It's Hollywood this guy knows the ins and outs of fucking Hollywood. What a fucking idiot I just want to leave you with one last clip that I have out here from this OP show that was pure gold I couldn't be happier about this episode. Yeah, it was amazing. Remember that OP's podcast sucks,

it's not fun to listen to, but he is a professional broadcaster. He comes from radio. He's not like us. We're just podcasters. Yeah, we're not professional in any way. This guy is a pro. Any proves it. Yeah, it's been professional in any way. This guy is a pro, and he proves it. Yeah, it's been a 10 year overnight. I know, I know, I know. I hate what people say that, so I apologize. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It really was.

But I mean, your career, your career, your career, uh, project that, wow, Joey. Wow. Your career angle. Wow. Wow. I'm not gonna try again. I think he was trying to say trajectory.

Yeah, but he started with a PR for some reason. Yeah, projective projective protractor. Yeah. Yeah. Crouch. Yo, we've been getting some voicemails. Oh, have we now? We have.

People are excited to call into the show. They want to participate. There's this guy you might have heard of. His name is Fuckerumpus. Oh boy. My hero. And he called into the show. This was, I love this guy, because he emails me during the day and it's very rational.

And he has thoughts and information he wants to get across. And then after midnight, he calls. So drug version of this guy is, I gotta call this guy. Silver version is, oh, composer note. This is drug version. This came in after midnight on Sunday night. Hey, I ain't fucking corny. It's a fucker on this. Or Noah. Whatever the fuck you wanna call me.

And he's done. That's a good podcast, the out of review. I hate promising you no money because I'm fucking broke. What? Fucker up, this is broke. That's hard to believe. Yeah, I mean, that doesn't add up. This guy who was wasted at 1 a.m. on a Sunday night

doesn't have enough money to pay me to do anti-data. He's been calling me non-stop to do this fucking anti-data show which is some Australian sketch comedy, I don't know. I haven't wasn't doing it yet But I love this guy. It's a collar. It's endlessly entertaining. It's so fucking funny So this guy, you know, this is the guy and we back up a little bit who offered us $10 to do sleepycast and then renec-dodd Renaked never gave us the $10 that was promised. Anyway, this is, fuck Rob, but he left us a bunch of voicemails,

but I just thought this was funny. He tries to do this saying and gets it backwards. I make a dollar, boss makes it dime. That's why I shit on company time. Nope. Yeah, that's the opposite. I love it because this guy When he calls me he's usually blackout drunk and then when he's hearing these on our show It's the first time he's hearing himself say this stuff I thought he said boss, which is gotta be weird boss boss makes it a dive boss Boss makes a dive. He does sound like someone who shits on company time though that story checks out if he had a job

I'm sure he would it's probably on his resume So what did you accomplish over your 10 years at Eastern Corp? I did a lot of shitting a lot of shitting in the toilets there Here's my other favorite voice male collar. It's the guy who calls me a boomer. Hey bro, you boomer. Glad to finally listen to it in that episode where you actually have to listen to what I say and say that if I can spurgin out on me on other people's shows going on about your shitting habits or that you don't like cats but coincidentally

yeah you do have a cat anyways way to go we're viewing a fucking dead podcast made by a bunch of fucking speds who are basically starving for work right now anyway go fuck yourself and keep up the great work. Sorry, you guys stuck. So this is pointed out to me multiple times. We did Sleepycast last week. It was an episode from March of 2018, which was the last episode they did. And then the previous episode was a year before that.

So the episode that we did, I mean, I just did it because somebody wrote in. Yeah. And so we should do it and gave us some good reasons for it. I didn't realize at the show. But I don't care. It was a difference. Yeah. I don't do all fucking topical shows. We can do some old shows, right? One of the rules. I gotta read rules of a hero. The fuck. All right, this is the fuck. Alright, this is um, Cro's, you're gonna like this? I'm sure. This is our buddy, the boomer guy talking about some of our co-hosts that we've had on the show. Hey, Carl, me again, you know, your favorite guy, you know, I know you're not used to people leaving you multiple voice messages because, you know, it'd be better than just the you know usual nurse that hits up hits you up and checks on checks on you at the

hospice that you stay at anyways I just wanted to say yeah actually keep up the great work I do actually enjoy your shit but i i will say that can you fucking get rid of your deep discount shit like uh... uh... anyways also stop putting on your fucking uh... your brother-in-law and your fucking wife

on the show they're not funny as long as it is much as you try to recall a rename them as jen from the jingles department old jingles you know i'm not gonna fall for it you're fucking wise and and uh... you're a little uh... brother-in-law or whatever the thought he's uh... instead just have crochet on that guy's actually funny or uh... actually person has talent like that was it that super high 64 kid from Perky or Dick? You know, which I don't know how the hell you find you funny. You only have like three good episodes. Keep on taking on those fucking autistic retards because

Jesus Christ is that good content rather than just these boring us podcasts uh... go fuck yourself and uh... hey uh... stay warm up there in uh... whatever the fuck uh... midwestern state you were in that is a phenomenal voice mail aside from shooting at our sponsor we love you deep discount dot com all the movies and tv shows all night all near obsession i I love that he declares that Andy's my brother and mom. Jeffer the Jigles Department is my wife. He's got it all figured out. He knows everything that's going on here. And he

doesn't understand why Dick would like our show. He thinks Super Kai 64 is a great addition. This guy is, I got it, I'll figure it out. So he mentioned, Jen from the Jingles department who hasn't really been pulling her weight recently. Yeah, I haven't heard a lot coming out of the Jingles department. Where are these Jingles I keep hearing about?

So I sent a inner office memo to the JINGLE's department, and I said, guys, let's produce something. It's been a while. And they came back with something. We have a new jingle. Oh boy. We're debuting a brand new jingle. But I want to set this up.

I was hoping it'd be wacky and fun and funny. This actually is sincere and riveting emotional. Oh boy. Yeah. I'm getting my hanky ready. Your heartstrings will be tugged on here. You might wanna see a physician. This is not a good setup.

All right. This is the brand new jingle coming from Jen and the rest of the Jingles department. Oh, that was like a spiritual awakening right there. Marvelous. Felt that one deep in my boner. All right, they're back out and I'm so happy to see that the Jingle's department is re-engaged. Let's go back to our voicemails and again, our friend who calls me a boomer.

Fucking weirdo. Hey, Carl, you fucking boomer, Fox. Hey, just, uh, God, gotta, uh, just remember something about this recent episode you fucking did with your brother-in-law slash church buddy who doesn't like the date. I don't know if I could say it, but you got forward? Yeah. which was so fucking scary, you know, that baguette can't say the F word. I just, I don't know. I don't know what, what's so long with that baguette saying the F word, I can totally understand it's really, really scary for a baguette to say the F word, you know. But you just can't say it on the podcast, you know, we're two faggot that are just going over how much of a faggot they are and how they just can't say the F word. I totally understand.

I think Andy's point was not so much that he couldn't say faggot. Yeah. He was saying that they were trying to get jobs in Hollywood and saying faggot 80 times that are all on the internet. Is that a great way to get yourself noticed in Hollywood? Yeah. They will shun you for that type of behavior. No, if you tweeted that word in 2007, they'll fucking fire you for that.

You will be kicked off of hosting the fucking Oscars now. For that word, that was the point that Andy was trying to make. All right, we get it. We get it. You could say that word a lot of times in a row. Here's another voicemail. Give you all the five stars that you need. And this is later in this same call.

This guy left like 80 voicemails. Oh, boy. Later in the same call. Give you all the five stars that you need. I'll give you all the validation so you can be at your quote unquote marketing job. Sure, don't worry, Carl. You don't have to lie about you sending up at your quote unquote marketing job. Sure. You don't worry, Carl. You don't have to lie about you signing up some displays in the grocery store until

K Carl. It's okay. Anyways, keep up the great show. I like that he thinks you're sober enough to stack up cans on a shelf. Do you think they let me actually on the store floor? Are you kidding me? Yeah, right. You mentioned I was in front of customers? Oh, Lord, yeah, disaster. This is another voicemailer who came in who hates Carl Ruiz. He left me multiple voices. I want to ask whole car. Oh, really? Yes. Well, oh, yeah. And listen, you talked about maybe like Carl is getting to you with Sam Blake and that you are not

going to you're gonna lay off in that you are not going to You're in a layoff the OP show. I gotta be honest with you, dude. I like you. You do a good show But I literally every single time check the notes and make sure that OPs cover I scroll up and listen to What you talk about OPs or maybe like Southern John because everything else is horrible I'm not being like this, but it's just not interesting because I'm not interested in any of the podcasts. You know, I love hitting on shows. I actually get this a lot. I hear people who say, love the show. I only listen to the OP psychrids. Yeah. I don't care about anything else., I understand you like it that we were about to open. Yeah, and I understand that you don't know the other shows

That's the whole point. We can do she do these shows. We explain where they suck. It's fun. I don't know these shows either I spent a couple days with that and then we talk about the suck It's interesting. I have the people who tell me why do you keep fucking talking about Opie? Yeah, I don't want to hear another fucking thing about Opie And then I have this other group people who say I only want to listen to Opie I'll not listen to any other thing if I hear you do anything in the Opie I will skip ahead Yeah, let's see what's this next one? This is this the same guy this might be the same guy. Let's find out I'm the woman

Yeah, this is the same guy this guy is a big fan of Jen from the Jingo department. Oh the woman honestly I mean she's not perfect because something doesn't really know but the co-host that you have the female is the best co-host you have. Nope that's the last one from today's show you can go okay a little bit too excited. All right. So Andy was too excited and Jen from the

J.O. Department is the boss. If you're keeping score at home, the woman, woman getting some points. That's what you need to know. All right. This is another voice now that we receive this week. All right. And don't leave me look like you need on the show if you do end up playing my calls because I don't like me looking like an idiot on the show if you do end up playing my calls because I don't like that talk, but I do like to write in the text. It was time.

All right. I'm recording that for my thanks to my friend. I promise I'll never make anyone look like an idiot. I'll let them speak for themselves. Yeah. Not on these airwaves, Buster. Yeah. For sure.

This is the last voicemail I want to play. This is a guy who is a big sleepycast fan who does not like us. Hmm. I want to let us know that we got that wrong. Hey, what's up guys? And yeah, if you're wondering, yes, I did leave a one-star review on your podcast because of the sleepycast episode. BASTARD!

And just like how you're listening to the sleepycast podcast and getting immediate headache, I got the same effect listening to you. Wow. How about that? It's crazy So here's an idea for your podcast actually Why don't you actually make original content instead of taking other people's really hard work and Shitting on it. Yeah, you guys are like less players. Shitting shitty annoying people making horrible jokes with other people's hard work Right in content and you're acting like you're doing something important in the world. Don't you dare come back with, oh we work hard on our podcast, we fly our sun effects alive, we're seven in New York,

why does that even matter, why is it so big about that, it sounds like shit anyway when it's like that. But whatever teaches their own, we're the kings of one stars as you quote maybe there's a reason for that unlike the podcast that you talked about that are way more Like than yours, but it's whatever it's whatever nothing I'm saying you can change your mind And I don't want to take up more of your time you keep doing your putered waste of time And I was just filled by my day no hard feelings. Love you guys. Bye All right, we did piss off a lot of sleepycast fans. I got a lot of notes from people who didn't like our review of their show But what this guy just said We're ripping people to do a lot of really hard work hard work sleepycast

There was zero work put into that show they admit it That's part of their fucking show is that they don't put any work into it They put a lot of work into their animations Yeah, they put a lot of time and effort into the other things they do artistically their podcast was zero work I like that he thinks that you view yourself as a very important. Yes That was the other thing. I know you're gonna come back and say you're a very important podcast I don't think we're an important podcast at all. Nobody thinks that Nobody's ever mistaken us for an important podcast

No, nobody thinks that. Nobody's ever mistaken us for an important podcast. Oh, shit, but we did accomplish one thing in our three years that we've been running. Yeah. We accomplished something that I'm very excited about. This is something that I want on my tombstone someday in the near future. This is a podcast we reviewed recently. It's called this could

get awkward. Yeah. And I pointed this out on the show last week. We made fun of these women, these Canadian women because they said the word alike. Oh, my God. Yeah. That was brutal. They said it a lot. Let me remind everyone, here's a clip from the show that we reviewed of them saying the word like, a lot. And their parents are like making them do it. And I saw so many kids freak out about it. And their parents forced them onto his lap

and are like, stay there, stay there, stay there. As their kids are screaming. And I'm like, why? Why? Those are good instincts for your kid to have to like not want to like sit on a strange man's lap. Yeah. So like, it's all so weird to me.

That was an episode from one month ago where that woman said 13 likes in about three sentences. Yeah. Fast forward, we made fun of them. We put together a light compilation, we told them that's terrible podcasting, and listen to the change in their show. This is episode 41, it's a new episode

from this could get awkward. Yeah, okay, so we kind of wanted to talk for the majority of the episode about awkward encounters, featuring blasts from our pasts. So I had one today. Okay, at work, we partner with this other organization that does a lot of incredible things. And they're fantastic.

I haven't had a lot to do with them yet because that hasn't really been the role that I've been playing, but I've been part of conversations and included in email threads and that sort of a thing. And one of the main people who kind of liaises with this organization is someone whose name I immediately recognized because we used to play basketball when we were little. Think in elementary and junior high. Wow. There's some hard editing going on in there dude. You can hear those fucking stitches everywhere. I have made their podcast so much more difficult to produce.

Yeah, you should. You haven't learned how to not say the word like. I haven't forbidden. But they have figured out that they should edit all of the likes out. Yes. Because assholes like me will go in and let them know that they suck at podcasting. Yeah. So.

They're still boring as fuck, but at least they're headed up. There's nothing. No, it sounds like it. Any entertainment value, but at least they fixed the one thing that was the worst thing. Yeah. Now there's 80 other things that have to fix,

but we'll get them at one at a time. Yeah, yeah. One at a time. We'll just, that's checking them off the list. That's gotta take hours. You can hear every single plot job. It's so obvious.

I love that. I'm so glad you, you can hear every single pot job. It's so obvious, I love that. I'm so glad you picked up on that. All right, we have some reviews that have come in. Recently, this is a review from our Stitcher page, which I don't talk about very often. Stitcher, huh? Yeah, but this is funny. Really needed a laugh from Kuders Garage.

This was recently this week. I recently came out of a dark time of my life as I watched my 93-year-old grandmother slip further into the icy grips of dementia where she would spend most times not recognizing me or any other members of my family. I needed a laugh and gave your podcast a try. I honestly wish I had another grandmother

to watch Dwindle Away as opposed to listening to another show. That's a five star review. From Cooters Garage. Thank you Cooters Garage. That is a well done. Alright, let's skip over to the iTunes page. Let's see what's going on over there. Garbage says Sir Jim Jam, 1, 2, 3.

On a scale of 1 to 5 stars, this podcast is garbage. That's a five-star review. Thank you very much. This one came in on January 17th from Sith Lord 49. Tap dance. Please listen to episode 41 of where these podcasts. One of the co-hosts, Kevin, dances around and around issues for no reason, while saying nothing very slowly

afraid of offending everyone one star dude that's fucking weird his problem with our show is that a show that we did two and a half years ago yeah with our ex co-host was afraid of offending people that came out of fucking no way that right I'm assuming that this is the host of whatever show 41 is, I don't even know. Yeah, I should look that up. I know Kevin is the one decent human being in the whole WATP. There's no one person that one complains about. But the Sith Lord 49.

All right, one more is from January 15th. This came in from corn fed thug. Don't believe the sour plus bad reviews. Somebody's got to call out the foolishness out there. This PC has potential to be a great resource for all podcast fans, good stuff. Why did I read that? That was all positive.

Yeah, the podcast was supposed to do here. All right, well thank you. Thank you for the five set reviews. We do appreciate that. And encourage it. Encourage all the five-star reviews. Grozier, what have we done today? We talked about citation needed, right?

We did. We commented on that show. We listened to OP radio and Instagram video. We put up. We had a new jingle from Jen from the Jingles department. We listened to OP radio and Instagram video he put up. We had a new jingle from Jen from the Jingles department. We listened to voice mails, we wrote reviews. We drank tequila. We did.

Our producer Chris, who's no longer with us, was pouring us to Kila. So I guess what does that mean? What else do we have to talk about today? I can't even imagine. Nothing. What could come next? Nothing is the answer. I'll tell you why.

Next week we're taking off. Oh, beautiful. Grozen, I played a bank called the Ice Hotel. It's going to be performing in Buffalo at the Flying Bison Brewing Company. We have a show that's going to be celebrating Groundhogs days. The sixth annual Buffalo Groundhog Day celebration at the Flying Bison Brewing Company, which is on Celica Street in Buffalo.

I know we have fans in Buffalo, so come down. Check us out. We're playing at four o'clock. The isotopes will be down there. They have a tent set up that will be heated. Thank God. It's Buffalo in January. Good Lord.

I better be heated. We'll be playing in a tent and it's all for raising money, for charities and good causes, but don't worry, we're going to get paid. And lots of fun events going on. We played down there a few months ago and the beer was fantastic. Yeah. The place was very cool. The people there were cool, you know, surprising considering it's Buffalo, but we had a good time. Indeed. So we're not going to be doing a new show next week. So I don't have a teaser for you, but let's just say that it's going to be the Michael

Mera show. Yeah, there you go. Right? It might be. Sure. Who knows? Yeah. Because we will be back the next week, which is Super Bowl weekend.

We'll be back with a brand new episode. But until then we'll be wishing you a duke, Roge, anything you want to plug. Two things there is a new single by the Isatokes. It's on Spotify. It's on all your favorite stream. You platforms give it a lesson. And it's a call. It is called Short Side of the Moon. It is the entire Dark Side of the Moon album and less than four minutes and you're going to fucking love it. Instrumental. That's right. It is called Short Side of the Moon. It is the entire Dark Side of the Moon album, and less than four minutes, and you're gonna fucking love it. It's your medal. That's right.

And also, I'm gonna be in the sub-routed later. Um, might- Thank you, Elbe. My username is Wikipedia Pistroff, and I'll see you there. To please, you're gonna see good next week, because it might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, Re-Poning.

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