Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep140 - The Mike O'Meara Show

Episode Date: February 3, 2019

This week Vinnie joins us to reminisce about the Don and Mike Show. We both remember it being a good show but after listening to what Mike O'Meara and Robb Spewak are doing now, it seems implausible. Wacky voices, fake laughter, boring anecdotes, the mailbag - this show has it all... wrong. Opie tells, and then explains, the worst joke he’s ever attempted. We also hear from Scorch, Dorkles, Boomer Guy, and Steve Martin. Get 15% off your purchase at Deep Discount with code: WATP15 http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Purchase WATP merchandise: https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Rum by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it?

I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo. Cuzz a Roo. Slapper Rooney. A Drinky Pooh. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows.

I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I thought he was gonna break down what it's all about for it to turn new people onto interesting podcasts. It's just mercilessly rips on people. Some of this is quite hilarious. It's hilarious! The show is hilarious. It's hilarious the show is hilarious W-A-T-V-W-A-T-V

Hello back slavers and cousin ruse and and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. It's the only show that has a bunch of filler clips before it gets to the part that everyone loves. Listener voicemails. I'm your host, Cara, with me this week is Vinny Paul Nino. Oh, so glad to be back. Vinny, thanks so much for coming over. It's been a while, buddy. Uh, it feels like forever. If you'd like to support the show, please purchase our merchandise. You can go to the whoarethese.com and click the link to our We Have Merch.com page.

Also, on our website, you can find our voicemail number, our email address, the link to our subreddit, all the ways that you can participate in the show. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and iTunes and then shit all over us in the comment section. We have some new ones to read today. Before that, we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Mike O'Mara show. This was a suggestion from dumb guzzler on Twitter. Vinnie and I both listen to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show featuring hosts, Mike O'Mara, Rob Spewak, at Oscar Santana. Who the hell thought I would ever hear the name Rob Spewak had gotten in my life? Rob Spewak, so Vinnie and I were both fans of the Dodd and Mike show back in the 90s, probably.

It had to be 90s, maybe early 2000s. They used to have a syndicated radio show out of Washington, DC that was on an AM station here in Rochester. It was on a Hot Talk 1280. Hot Talk 1280. And we, I listened to that show all the time. It was the best thing that was out in the afternoon.

It was. It really was. Great bits. They played off of each other, a lot of interaction. They were very entertaining compared to the reactions. I doubt it's aged 12. We went back and listened to those old dotted mic shows.

It probably sounds a little bit like this Michael Marishow sounds like. I asked myself this question after listening to it. How bad was Radio? Right. Like that. How bad was it? It had to be fucking terrible because this guy, Michael Marishow,

so Don retired. So Michael Marishow and, Michael Mara, so Don retired. So Michael Mara started the Michael Mara show and then the radio station changed their format and it became a podcast. Right. So now we have a podcast where thing, right, it was in 2009. Right. It was around the time Adam Corolla was getting fired

from radio and starting podcasts. Sure. Michael Mara, you pioneer. He's a pioneer, Michael Mara. So he started up this podcast and it's pretty much the radio show. It's a thousand percent the radio show. The funny thing is is that it's not a radio show. It's not played on the radio anywhere. It's only a podcast. You wouldn't think that to listen to that. No, you would not because everything they do is radio ask. Even down to them,

bleeping swear words out. Yeah, yeah. Here's an example where they go in and post and they bleep the word asshole of all words. He's safe. He had a few bites of safe. He's safe. He's a bull.

That was on a downloaded podcast. This is on a downloaded podcast. This is on a downloaded podcast. They had a bleep asshole. And what's amazing about this show is that every episode is 80 minutes long. And they go to breaks that aren't actually breaks. They've created a format for a show that could be on the radio,

but nobody has picked it up nor will they. It's really brutal. Depressing. And the thing that bothers me about it, and it doesn't really bother me, but the thing that makes it incredibly weird to me is the fact that there are so many episodes every week. Oh, they put out like five weeks. They put out like five a week, and so you say to me, hey, we're going to do the Michael

Marishow, and I subscribe, and I'm like, oh, what episode are we gonna do? And since then, there's been like four or five. And I'm just, every day my phone is a new Michael Marishow. I didn't do a good job of communicating to Vinnie what we're reviewing today. I pretty much at the beginning of the week said, whatever the new episode is.

Yeah, which is something different every day. Yeah, I went to the best of episode. I decided to go straight to best of. Well, getting back to that break thing, I just wanna the best of episode. I decided to go straight to best of. Well, getting back to that break thing, I just want to play a quick clip. This is them going to the break and there is no break, but they need to do that because they're pros, they're radio pros.

They like to do the break cliff hanger. Are you familiar with this concept? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, it's very important. You want to keep people like, oh, I got to, I got to sit through this commercial. It's really important for drive time podcasting. I don't know what they're going for here So this is I'm giving you that awesome transition into the break

Uh, if you are worried Mike when we come back let's you and me sing songs from the nutcracker Thanks, thanks so much It's the my co-marish show You can listen to the Michael Marisho at www.micomarisho.com much less. 90s it's literally love promo yes and then right back to them it's just drop after drop after drop it'd be like if our show is just That's fascinating please go on This is this is what their show is I love it. It's just somebody hitting drop after drop after drop and then when they come back from Commercial they're back from the break it ready to go. Now from his office chair here's Mike.

We are live from the podcast village studios at a nation's capital Washington DC. This is the Mike O'Mara show. Whoa whoa whoa. The Mike O'Mara show or TMOs to our friends is a worldwide podcast and radio show with a family of listeners who are unrivaled in their love and Support for their program if you're a first-timer sit-back relax and prepare to be entertained. I want to point out he comes back from the break And there are so many lies that are happening in just that quick segment. I Recreated me. I recreated that segment. You're gonna hear a buzzer every time they're lying. Okay, we are live

DC To our friends is a worldwide podcast and radio show with a family and listeners who are unrivaled in their love and Support for their program if you're a first-timer sit back relax and prepare to be entertained There was no entertainment earlier. How was that a lie? It was a command. He said sit back and relax, prepare to be entertained. It wasn't a lie.

But there was no entertainment that's going out here. What is with podcasts? You say, hey, we're live from Carl's basement. You're not live, asshole. I like it whenever a podcast claims to be worldwide. Tip shit, it's on the internet. Yeah, it's worldwide. That's how that works right literally how it works I've had a couple of downloads in China. I Had one worldwide. I had one that was in Africa the other day and I almost bought a cake

I was so happy the country of Africa. That's amazing from the continent of Africa That's the downshree. I know what do you what do you put words in my mouth? Well, I was the one who said, China, that you said, I don't know. What do you have for me? Dude, so anyway, the Western Hemisphere was downloading our podcasts. The FDA. Yes.

Amazing. I'm big in the Western Hemisphere. Right. Right. Vinnie, you got a bunch of clips on here. What do you want to, what do you want to do? Oh my God. Okay, so listen, let's play a little game.

All right. I just want to go back and point out that the things that I liked about the Don and Mike show, yeah, are none of the things they really still do. So you were saying that it's like it's the same show, it's not, but it is to your point exactly like a radio show. So why don't you hit clip one in here. I want you to do me a favor.

Okay. This is them setting up their mail bag. And I want you to tell me what's thing in here is the lie. Two statements in here, you go ahead. There's two statements, one of them is a lie. Yes. Mailbag day, your cards and letters have been pouring in and we like to share it with our vast listening audience.

Okay, I believe they do want to share them. I don't think they've been pouring in. Okay, the lie. I am going to go with the opposite because the more I listen to this best of it and literally the best. I am gonna go with the opposite. Because the more I listen to this best of, and literally the best of episode, was them doing the mailbag. I just want that to be pointed out.

But when you listen to this mailbag, it is very revealing as to who the audience is and who they're trying to reach. Okay, so why don't you... I'm curious about that. See, now check this out. He starts reading some of these, but I think that they're almost like commercials

for himself, for his old show, are the all the mailbag things. So I want you to play clip two for me. I greatly enjoy the podcast. My only wish is for more of the same. Okay, when it came time to consider re-upping with another paid podcast, I considered how much more I like TMOs than the other one.

And the decision was made, and I guess the decision was made. Also, Ponyboy made it easy with the work he did on the bonus show RSS feed. Way to go, Pony, does it? Okay. Satisfied playing. Ponyboy was my 57th birthday, I would love. It's a 57 year old guy who's debating if he can afford to subscribe to podcast. That's depressing.

And the other thing about that was he goes, he didn't read it. Like he glanced over like the guy goes, uh, between your show and the, and he just goes the other. Like I'm wondering what the other is here. What is the omission? What are the omits? Like the other being my wife's diabetes medicine. We had to decide between what we're going to do.

It's so ridiculous. Well, that's a good point that I didn't bring up. This show comes out five times a week, 80 minutes. It's free to download, but they have bonus shows to come out maybe once a week. I'm not sure what the cadence is on it. Yeah. But these shows, you have to either pay for one by one

or you can subscribe for seven bucks a month. Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. $70 for the year. $70. And these shows, I've read in the descriptions of these shows that we had to pay while, they saw it through the exact same show that these guys are old men.

They don't have a lot to talk about. I think radio to sum up radio in the late 90s, 2000s, was everybody was trying to be your cool uncle. Right. And that's really what this says, but now our cool uncles are just creepy and they don't hold up well. But to go back to my point real quick, because you're going to enjoy this next clip, is about the people who listen.

So I just want you to listen to this email. I broke it up into a couple of different clips, so it's more digestible for everyone. This is who's listens to this show. And when I first heard it, I thought this was a fake one that he wrote. then the way it ends I realized nope this is who's listening please play clip 3. Dear Mike Robb Oscar pony in the gang I began listening back during the power line up on WJFK the junkies bigo and dukes and the micro-marish show I was devastated when you left the air and eagerly awaited your return, I am a recovering alcoholic who has been in rehab for the past 18 months. Whoa!

I'm in a rehab for 18 months! There's not even a loud! Don't they had some point go dude! I'm outta here! We were all, I was listening to this guy and he wrote this. He had to wrote this, who's ready about the sour drapes about this guy getting fired in 2008? And put a joke, he was a rehab for 18 months, of course.

Play clip 4, can't keep going, this is the same email. This is in 3.5, this is clip 4. This is clip 4, now listen, but listen, my point here with this is, he didn't read these either, he's just reading because he likes hearing compliments about his show. Okay. Good for you, sir. Up to that point, I listened to every podcast daily and also subscribed to the bonus show.

One of the worst things about my stay was the inability to listen to you guys. You are an amazing team of hosts with more charisma and chemistry than any of these I have ever heard. You are truly talented and bring the funny brilliantly. I have missed it. I have finally worked my way up in a halfway house program and have been allowed to resume working. What the fuck? What's the pressing?

The way this music in the background? Everybody's like, happy and excited about this. I thought it was fake. I swear to god. Click five. Finish it off. Okay. You guys, once again, occupy my ears throughout my work day swear to God. Please. Uh, clip five. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You guys, once again, occupy my ears throughout my work day and it feels great to laugh out loud

at my desk again. I have been fighting for my life throughout this recovery process. God bless you. And I am trying to get back to the little things that bring me true joy. You fellas are certainly one of those things. Thanks for all you put into your show. It is appreciated. warmest regards from, I'm not gonna say Katie, I'm not gonna give it up.

Okay, it's a lady. And Katie, thank you. I appreciate that. There's the midnight shot, La Trist. It's a lady. It's so depressing. That's insane. So this is the audience.

Is what you're talking about. That's my point. And like, here's another good one one. Real fast super fast clip. Yeah. Also another part of what they do for the show clip number six. Granteig greetings to Dave Kent of Churchville, New York. He will enter his double douchebag 60s this weekend. Oh no Oh no, I'm sure it's a little to the 60th guy in churchville. Dude, this is the podcast. This is a boomer cast for sure. But can I also, I want to point out, this is the most important part of every clip that you,

that I have prepared came from the best of. This is the best of episode. Us reading an email where somebody is losing their shit and can't get their life together. So I was like, okay, this is the beginning So I was like, okay, this is the beginning, I was like, okay, this is the beginning of a show, but it sounds like just the beginning of every other regular mediocre show.

Yeah. Then it goes into the best of actual clips of like what they're trying to do. Okay. Now here's what he does. This is the setup for what he thinks is a best of clip. Okay. Let's start with number seven here. All right. And

there was a a bumper sticker on a car that may be the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen. And it was brilliant in its comedy, brilliant in its simplicity. Okay. Okay. Funniest bumper sticker you ever saw. Now hold on. I want to point this out This is what he does next a four minute Explanations of what was going on in his life. I didn't quit this for you people because I liked the listeners of W ATK. Thank you. We appreciate that He basically talks about how he has a five year old son and this is a man in his mid 60s Five year old son, right who he's complaining about is just And his he says his wife is head back. him in the front seat, as this goes out,

and he sees this bumper sticker. So, before I play this guy, tell you my favorite bumper sticker of all time. Yeah, please do. Tennis is my racket. All right, what do we got? Okay. You brought this up earlier,

but I cupped this too real quick. Yeah. Eight, real fast. This is what he says, what he's about to tell what the, what the bumper sticker is just to put out how Full of crap the sky is gone and it said I can use the word. It's a podcast. Okay, I want to bleep it out, but I don't think you have to He doesn't know what a podcast is

FCC see you gonna hear about this. This is I'm going to find Yeah, this must be a crazy thing like I'm guessing the word Contest thrown around a few times right clip night is the reveal clip Ted is the reaction from the studio okay go ahead and lit it in blue a blue background with white letters as big as you could see I masturbate all right so probably everyone said why did why did you build that up so much? That's not that funny Right here's the reaction. Oh, let's I just I couldn't help I couldn't help myself I started let you can't ignore it. No, that's great. That's great Mike. Oh boy. That's so good Mike these fucking anecd are the worst, and can I just talk about the over-the-top laughter It everything that goes on, I pull a bunch of clips and just people fucking laughing their balls off.

Tell me that any of these sound real. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha out that the listeners are all in their 60s and their alcoholics or other types of losers who can't get the shit together. Can't pay for the wise diabetes matters. Because my kids is 70 bucks. I did notice that this show is for boomers. Listen to this gag. Hi, this is Tom Rorgral. I like to get my news anywhere I can.

That's why I love to listen to the Microwemarish show and my favorite way to consume it is on Spotify because Spotify is young and cool and I'm young and cool just like Chuck Todd. So go to Spotify and search the Microwemarish show. It's the best, the Michael Mary Show. It's the best, even better than a transistor radio or a full of TMOS on Spotify. I'm Tom Brokaw and I'm old. So they had that bit where it's the shitty Tom Brokaw impression. Nothing's funny, but they come back after that and they're going It's my least favorite thing in all of broadcasting is they do the the cutaway bit and they come back to people in the studio This happens on Fox NFL all the fucking times Chocolates are all sitting in there and they do see all of CTE dude

They don't know what's going on. No idea what's going on. They do this shitty bitch. Terry Bradshaw skull is calcified, man. He doesn't know what's going on. They come back to you, Bradshaw, James Brown to each other, like, ah! Ah! Ah! That's not funny.

And if it was funny, you would have laughed at the joke at the time. That's how laughter works. You don't laugh after the whole thing's done and then go, oh, it's done now. Ah! It's fucking retarded. Well, I 100% agree with you,

but I also want to make sure the WATP listeners know how angry you look describing that. It's a big deal. You look so mad. Well, okay, let me explain how terrible this show is. These are three guys. You got Big O from the Big O Induct Show, Oscar Santana. You got, I had no idea who the hell that was.

Yeah, he's a big deal in Washington, DC, apparently. You got, by the way, the very first show I think you ever did on WTP was the Big O' and Duke show. I did? Yes, you came over, we had Kevin on Skype, and we reviewed the Big O and Duke show. Oh my God. And was that guy?

Yeah, well, he wasn't on it. It was just the Chad Duke's guy who was like freaking out because everything was breaking and he couldn't get anything going. Well, it seems to me that your podcast it has flawed that if you picked the episode without Big O. Right, we picked the exact wrong episode to do because Big O is obviously hilarious. You can tell by jokes like this,

this is, I would say typical of the type of humor that goes on on this show. See, but there's an anchor store, right? Every, whether it's a, well, in a See, but there's an anchor store, right? Every, there's the, whether it's a, if it's the, well, in a shopping center, there's an anchor. But there's an anchor, I would say, business in this building, and it's what's on the first floor. Wouldn't it be great if it was West Marine

because they literally sell anchors in Anchor's store? Well, that's retarded. Wow. This is a level of comedy that we have. At the very beginning of every show, they say, coming up on the Michael Barrow show, and they play these little clips of jokes that are gonna be on the show later on.

Yes they do. To highlight what's gonna, the hilarity that's about to ensue. This is from yesterday's show February 1st. This is the very beginning of the show and how they start things off. Today on the Michael Barrow show, what they start things off. Today, a non-micro-marrow show. What I loved about Arizona is that, for whatever reason,

and I kid you not, and they might have a lot of this in Florida and I just don't realize it. So you maybe give us a window into that world, Mike. Now it's a basket town down here. It's just a joke. So, hey, where you live? Gap into Arizona. I don't want to go through what I went through back at Lego land. When I got back from Lego land know those Hawaiian rolls, these side rolls.

You have the orange packaging. You walk by them at the grocery store, you're like, no, that's too rich. No, you know, you're bought by, you say those are fantastic. Right. Aloha, taste. All that and more. The Michael Melagio starts now.

So the big joke out there was a poop joke about Legos, where they said, oh, the brown Legos, they don't stick together, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. And then right immediately have to have that. Which is absolutely wrong, because they're easy to smush together. I would agree.

And then immediately after that, they go into just the cheesiest radio sound effects. MichaelMeraShow.com. What more can we do for you? It's the MichaelMeraShow. Remember, this is a podcast. And my mistake is that the same guy who did the voiceover for the Don and Michael has to be.

It's the same guy. Yeah, it sounds like it. I was looking up, what was the guy buzz? Burbank. Buzz Burbank. How is it to the news? Was the news guy. He quit I looked it up on my computer. Yeah, I was reading about that

He was on the micro mirror show for a while. He's even older than these guys. Yeah, so it kind of makes sense I don't be quit or just retired anyway. They talk about Amusement park rides and they start riffing and if you want to know how to riff You know this is improv. we're just gonna get together, we're gonna chat, we're gonna call it with jokes on the fly, this is how you do it. Ah, all right. Good to know.

They're talking about, my body is like, and then they're comparing it to an amusement park ride, and let the fun begin. It's a weird ride to compare it to. I mean, a Ferris wheel? Feeding your body like a Ferris wheel. Yeah, but that's like such a slow, gradual board. I mean, how are you doing it?

I mean, like a roller coaster. What amusement park ride would you choose, Tony? A roller coaster or the Tilted Whirl? Teacups. Tilted Whirl. Tilted Whirl. Mr. Toads Wild Ride. It won't move.

You could not. Ah. Ah wild ride. You could... Get him a doctor. That's it we have our winner. If you're treating your body like a log flume. You agree Santana? Yes you do. No one. They're not going to get a log.

They need to medicate that guy. Can I tell you that joke was so hilarious, it's the name of the episode is Long Flume. Ah, that's how funny that joke was. My, I dream I might like a roller coaster. Oh yeah, I'm telling you, oh yeah, Long Flume. Blah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! He's fucking assholes, man. I am uncomfortable at how angry you are right now It's disturbing. Yeah, and it's because Michael Mera I remember him as being a guy that I enjoyed listening to and I go back and listen to this I'm like was I an asshole. I think so I think I know we had a problem We definitely had a problem listen to this part where for no reason Michael Mara just puts on this weird accent and apparently that's supposed to be funny for some reason

Oh, you know what, before I do that, because that's actually part of a bigger package that I have. Okay. But I do want to get into. I played for you that intro at the beginning where they talked about Hawaiian bread. Yeah.

All right, so here's the big joke because they had to play that clip at the beginning to show you how funny this episode is gonna be. Here's how this plays out. I had Hawaiian butter rolls. You know, those Hawaiian rolls, these are. You walk by them at the grocery store. You're like, no, that's too rich. No, you know, you're bought by you say those are fantastic. Right. Aloha. Taste. So it's Hawaiian rolls. The guy goes, oh, tastes.

Because that's hilarious. You know, that's a word that they would use in Hawaii. Sure. It is the most basic level of comedy ever. It's just an associate, a loose association with no punchline or no actual humor to any of it. No, it's what we like to call here low hanging fruit. It's the low hanging fruit.

And then not 30 seconds later. It's all hanging pineapple, you know, because it's so white. I get it, that's good. All right, Vity, your job here is done, but you can take off. Thanks for coming over. Oh, you still look so angry.

Now, 30 seconds later, this same asshole, I believe it's Rob's B-iewak doing this. This same asshole comes up with another joke that is just hilarious. Public's Dalcene Delay, Jay. I would say the like frozen yogurt. What is it? Doolce de leche. Doolce de leche.

I say Dalcene. I say caramel. Doolce, all right, we got to break. So he's trying to pronounce this type of frozen yogurt mm-hmm And he's not doing a great job of it so Ross V. I go I said Camel Yes, he does and you know what that everybody me up. I say Camel. I like turtles Retired a little bit. I think this guy is retarded. He always they always joke about it I had a very large head if I recall

Big this guy is retarded. He always joked about how he had a very large head. If I recall, that was always the joke on him. Yeah, well him and Michael Mera are both very large people. Sure. And then they take a break and they get off topic and then they come back to this frozen yogurt conversation again because it was so good bowing. They got to bring that back.

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from Fatso bit. Oh, I don't hear that. I thought it was Ray Romano. I thought like, that bro! All right, I'm going to get the ice cream. Oh, God, what go to publics? Or like Teddy for a boss burger. Which you also said. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, here we go. So listen, here's the problem. Here's the problem that we've already devastated here. All of his impressions are outdated or of people that nobody gives a fly and fuck about. Now, he got an email. This was part of the email thing that in the best of episode, okay?

This was a listener requested bit that he claimed. Okay, quick number 11 for him, he real fast. This is what the guy is. May I ask Charlie Warren? Please talk up Michael Blueblaze, Blueblaze, rendition of you and I. So the bit is a listener asked him to do an imitation of I had to look up who Charlie Warren was. Who is Charlie Warren? He is a Saturday morning DJ in Manassas, Virginia. Oh, a damn Charlie Warren. Yes, now I feel like an idiot, of course. Of course, everybody goes to the great Charlie Warren.

Right. And Mike's Charlie Warren is spot on. And let me tell you something, his improv on making this just a great bit. Yeah. It's so terrible even he acknowledges it. Even he has to acknowledge it clip number 12 Charlie Warren shows Saturday morning WML how you doing Charlie Warren you

seen a good bumper sticker yesterday Mrs. Warren and I were out on the belt way and happened to catch one right before we get to the silver spring exit big blue letters I masturbate Michael Bubley WML Michael Bublew, WML. Yeah. I'm not tired of them. Oh no! That is an accurate Charlie Whirlpool style. And those two soldiers come and go, no, my God, that was good. It's so pathetic. Okay. This is the best of episodes, still?

This is still the best episode. Jesus Christ. Hold on. The same thing as that it is the best of. Now, here's the thing. He can't let this bit die. He goes over and he does this one thing with the call back to his bumper sticker.

Now I'm going to give him the only credit I'm going to give him. He did want, he made one of these, another little Charlie Warren bet that made me smirk. Okay, I smirk. Rob Schbewak almost choked out his fucking tag. Saturday morning, Charlie Warren, WML, hi you doing, sad day, WML Studios. Right after I get out of here today,

we'll be heading out to the Jackson River funeral. So sorry, thanks for your cards and letters. There's nothing from Michael Booblay, WML. Respect to. It's getting better. It's getting better, he goes. So not just letting it go, like maybe you got a little something,

which I have to laugh like the guy doing, like, I'm headed to the funeral home after this. That's the radio. It's got, it would make me laugh. If I heard another radio. Yeah. The following, I'm going to the halfway house and I'm a big fan of your show, right?

Yeah, you're gonna be going autographs signing it to the halfway house. So 14 was his final, another rule of three is this a big thing in comedy. Sure. People sometimes you don't have to go all the way, but Mike felt like go to number three. And I'm going to say it right now. Rob Spiewak, I hope he's paying him very well because this guy is a soldier. He is out there, defended and laughing at every fucking stupid, unfunny thing that comes out of his mouth. This to me was an attempt at a humor that was so ungod damn funny.

I didn't even know what to think of this. So, go ahead. Well, wait a second. So you're setting this up as if Rob's B-Wack fake laughs at it, but I bet the Ross Peeer says, hey Mike, you could do better. Let's just hit that one again. Okay, I challenge you to identify the punchline in this.

Go ahead. I don't know why, but now I'm addicted. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no, it's right. Three, the number one voice in Washington. Charlie Warren, Saturday morning WMAL. If you got a curio or an end table,

you might not want to keep around the house. Wanna put it in the garage or put it up for sale. I'm on Trinio, a WMAL. That'll be coming up 15 minutes from now. I'm Charlie Warren, FMLWMAL. Yeah. Yeah.L. Yeah. Yeah. Are they laughing because of the song that came on?

I don't know. What was funny about that? I don't know. You can buy and sell things on tradeo. I told you to identify the punchline, and they just lost their shit. Again, you know what's really sad about this is that they introduce and this episode I listened to were Oscar doesn't show up. They introduce this segment where

Michael Mera records his son, you mentioned he has like a five year old son, he records his son which is always comedy gold. I gotta be honest with you Mike, you want to but you want to hide some of that evidence This is the craziest thing they actually Identify that there are such things as hack bits in radio. So this is a this is our newest edition of moments with Michael This is don't call it that now you make the moments with that that is so hack jive don't do that all right All right really wait there this segment has no name Did he say hack jive? Don't do that, alright? Alright. Really? This segment has no name. Did he say hack jive?

It's so hack jive. Michael Mara says, I'm going to play this clip. I was recording my son earlier today and Ron Spier was like, hey it's Moments with Michael and Michael Mara says, oh that's kind of hack. You think? You think Mike? I think that's a little bit fucking hack? Cause you know the name is the problem, Mike.

Yeah that's the problem with the segment. He called it, Moblish with Michael. Nothing with the listen to some fucking five-year-old now talking. Who would want to listen to this shit? This is... Now, son, I'm gonna have you on the show, but I haven't eleed your $7 a month.

Just come it out of your allowance. This is a clip where Mike's wife tells his son that Mike his father ate his key lime pie and Rob erupts with laughter. Well, it's a very sweet loving moment with my son and then my wife comes in and informs him that I ate some of his key lime pie. And he has... I haven't left that hard at anything in my life. Nope.

That guy, Robin Quivers needs to call Rob Spear- Yeah, and take lessons. Because- How do I cheerlead even more? I gotta talk to Rob Spear- Yeah. All right, so now we get into the segment where Mike decides to start playing these bits with his son. And this is just torturous. Uh, my son, a few moments with Michael is Rob called.

Oh no, no, I've been in a son. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. The Darth Vader March. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Level okay? Yeah, sounds great. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun you doing this morning. Gun. Did you hear Rob's feedback? He had done Vanderbarn! He said clapping! Yeah! You're the best boss in overhand boss!

I gotta say, boss, you're a hilarious boss! To go back and use a 90s reference that Michael Marrow would get, Rob's spewak has the credibility of Millie Vanilley. Like, he's just, no one's buying this. No one. This stick. So now we go on to listen to

Kid nonsense and for some reason This is part of their show and listen should have named the kid You heard a kid rack opening up his kid nonsense and I understand they're putting out 80 minutes a day And they live boring lives as six-year-old men. There isn't a lot to talk about. But is this really what these people are doing? You're thinking he had this kid so that he could try to stay current and relevant with the new generation. I think he was a marketing move. It's possible. It's very possible. I think he had this

kid because he married a chick who's way out of his league who wanted a kid. Yeah. Would be my guess. Okay. I don't think he has a lot of say. It'll keep me young. I don't think he's a lot of his league, who wanted a kid? Yeah. Would be my guess. Okay. I don't think he has a lot of say. It'll keep me young. I don't think he's a lot of say in that relationship. Hey honey, I'm going to pull out, don't pull out. I mean, that's fine. Here we go.

This one, he's in Rob's home. He gets on the back. Don't pull out. Don't pull out. Don't pull out. There's especially rock in that that you pour water into and you will win until it stops fizzling and then when it stops hosing and will reveal the treasure.

And then you have to put the bones in the nice clean water and then dry it and try to get all the dirt off and then you put the wet in it as hand and then you put the wet in his hand and then There he is Well, that's a wonderful wonderful story think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? It's boring as shit That's body McFarland making a little bit of sense there. Yeah, yeah This is not something that people want to listen to.

A five year old spouting out about the toy that they play with. And if anyone knows what listening to absolutely boring hack stuff is like. It's body. It's body. Body's been through it. She's been through the ringer. This is the last clip I'm going to play of Michael O'Mara, Mike Sun. Kid Nonsense, AKA Kid Nonsense.

They start singing the Nutcracker and listen this clip because Mike even embarrasses himself. You had that clip earlier. We're gonna catch themself and he goes, ah, that was tight. Listen to him, listening back to what he recorded going, oh, I wish I would have shut the fuck up.

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When the episode that I listened to there was a guy on Twitter who turned me on to this Oh, not just a guy. It was actually dumb guzzler who sent me this episode They're all concerned because Oscar is not there and this is the the setup to Oscar is late to the show So hilarity and so what's the best way to get somebody to go down to his house and call us on the show? Tony? I think we could either send an intern or myself down there. I think let's send Pony because the intern out of here. Go down and check on him. He's never met the intern. That would be okay if our new internages. That could be a problem. You know, I didn't

edit that. That's how the show sound. What were the guns for? I don't know. And yeah, I didn't get that at all. So the the premise is we texted Oscar yesterday. He never responded. He's not here. What's going on with this guy? We're gonna send someone to his home to figure out what's going on. Later on in the show, we do all this nonsense with the kid and the fucking singing nutcracker and all that bullshit. Well, you know that they left you on the cliffhanger. Yes. So they come back and there's a lot of concern about Oscar.

Is he all right? And Rob Spiewak has, he's been doing radio for decades. Sure. He's got that, that chemistry, he knows how to take a situation and bring it to the next level and not derail it at all with some nonsense. Sure. I'm getting mildly freaked out about this and not be, not about the show, but about the, the human being. What the, is going on? I know. I know. This is, this is weird. We are, let's call pony on your speaker right now. So I can get an update as to what's going on. Absolutely.

While I was doing it, we were talking about it. I've known you for a long time. Have you ever written in cursive? I didn't know that. Michael Barrett is saying, listen, I'm not mad that he's not here. I'm concerned. He's not been answering. Calls, texts. We got a fear of what's going on. Yeah, listen, I'm not mad that he's not here. I'm concerned, he's not been answering. Calls, texts, we got a fear what's going on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do. By the way, you ever write cursive? Look, that's wacky, right? You ever see cursive? That's insane. You know what Mike's really annoyed at? He's like if Oscar was here, my moments with Michael Pitt would have gone over.

Yeah, Oscar would have sold it. I think you're right. Russ B. Wack is a fucking hack, holy shit. So now finally, Oscar wakes up or whatever happens and Mike finally gets a talk to Oscar and voiced this genuine concern he had about him being absent. But no, let me tell you, if you go back and I urge you to listen to the first half hour of the show,

and you're not gonna hear anything other than true genuine concern of friends so much so that we sent pony down to your house because it's like, did something happened. So true genuine concern. Let me just remind everybody what that true genuine concern was at the beginning of the show when Oscar wasn't there. Absolutely. While I was doing it, we were talking about it. I've known you for a long time.

Have you ever written in cursive? Genuine concern for their friend who's not there. Well, for the ransom note that I left for Oscar, I did write in cursive to throw the caps off. They, yeah. How could you talk? I don't know. I've had even had the highest cursive involved.

I know, no. Because they're old men who have nothing to talk about. They have nothing to talk about. They're not interesting people who live interesting lives. This is, so they determine that they can't email this guy, they can't call him, they can't text him to get the communication across. So what are they gonna do?

This is hilarious. I don't know. What do we send carrier pigeon? Is that what we supposed to do? Some get it on bird? Yeah. All right. What do we send carrier pigeon is that what we supposed to do? Some you know bird yeah, all right. What do we send carrier pigeon? Some sort of bird Yeah, let's send blue jays or a card no what do you mean some sort of you're not tagging the joke with that?

Don't you that's not oh god I think to the jokes, that's a fucking hack. Oh. All right, I'm trying to be his hack as um, all right, here is a pre-recorded hack. It's hard to be that hack, it's really hard. It's hard, this is a super corny, pre-recorded bit. I'm gonna point out all of the terrible jokes, but first listen to them.

This is by the way a promotion for, you can buy shit on their website. Do you have holes in your colon? Yes, you miss the Florida theme parts with your niece and nephew over the holidays. for you can buy shit on this promo. My prescription is to treat yo so through the TMOS Shopping Center. Now stock with three great retailers to shop through. Mm. I fucking hate this radio shit where they just like, well,

throw a reverb on his voice here and then we'll put a music bed in and then this will have a delay effect on it. Why? We have some real high production on our podcast. Yeah, great. Sounds amazing. So here are the great jokes.

Do you have holes in your colon? Okay. Did you miss the four to theme parks over the holidays? Did your plan for a mustache not go as planned? What does that fucking mean? What does that mean? It means you grew a bad mustache and it didn't go the way you wanted. Oh, I get it now.

It's self-explanatory, Carl. And then I'm not a doctor, but I'm playing one on this promo. That's a good one. I've never heard that before. That's a good one. Jesus fucking Christ. He's just pretended to be one. So that's why the advice was so ridiculous.

Is that why? Yeah. All right. And then they have the goal to say that they're over serving their listeners at this point. You know what, we truly, you are customers as much as anybody. I love listeners. Of course. And we over served them.

And that's probably why, with this tiny little enterprise, we have been able to survive it because we do value the people that consume our product. And it hasn't always been that way. I mean back in the terrestrial radio days there wasn't any of that. I'm confused. You are thankful for the listeners now because you don't deserve any. That's a good point. That's why you're thankful for them now. You were not thankful for them then because you were just unscindicated radio and it didn't matter.

And you didn't have to try it, sorry. And now that you're on this fucking shitty podcast and you are, as you say, over-serving your podcast clientele and charging them to listen to the same garbage. We're putting out shitty podcasts that only cost $7 a month. We're doing you guys a favor.

Plus they have live reads, they have all these sponsors on there. They have the mattress where you put a fucking number in and then you sleep better for some reason. You know the shit going on. And then they're saying that, that take it all. We didn't always care about those nerves. Like what? At some point, Mike O'Mara, because they don't have a lot

going on in their lives, he wants to talk about going out to dinner with these new friends that him and his wife have. Sit down with people that you've not met before and you haven't socialized with who are interesting and they are interested in you. And what do they say, Mike? They say this. Make new friends, but keep the old.

One is silver, the other gold. All right. All right, thank you. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not. This is what I call old guy talk. The guy says, it was great.

We wanted to dinner with these new people. They were interesting. They were interested in what I had to say. This is what Michael Marrizaux said to them about. They're really, really, really good. Finally, he subbed interested in Rob. They're excited about what I had to say in the fucking Ross P.

where that dynamite fucking drop in. Can I tell you that Rob was probably sitting there very angry. He was like, we made you make a new friend. Yeah, well, I wasn't really invited to dinner. What's going on? So finally, at the end of the show, he gets back to this dinner he had with his friends,

and he has possibly the worst anecdote I ever heard. This is him talking about how funny he was, because apparently this dinner date went very well. Oh, Jesus Christ. Because he was a card and everyone was just laughing their asses off at what he had to say. I was doing it by Charlie Warren. Yeah, you guys should have heard us, you were this fake talk up to a Michael Bubley song. was just laughing their asses off. And what he had to say. I was doing it by Charlie Warren. Yeah.

You guys should have heard us do this fake talk up to a Michael Bubley song. Do you guys know what the radio is? It's night at dinner with this wonderful couple that we were having dinner with. The funniest moment that I had was we were showing her this gentleman's wife a picture of my son and she was looking, she's fascinated.

She was schoolteacher. So she was fascinated with looking at him and looking at Carla and me and she's like, oh, she's got, he's got your brow. And he, he's, he's got your cheekbones as well. And let me see your ear. Let me, let me see your ears, Carla pulls back her hair to show her beautiful little ear. And she says, oh, he's got ear ears. I said, oh, you and the police get charred as to why don't you? I love how he thinks his wife is like Betho. Yeah. She's got a super bottle. She's just out of your league. There's just lovely ears. Did you hear that anecdote? He stopped everything they were talking about. I had to tell you about this thing that happened at dinner the other night.

So I had this hilarious joke. He has to set it up. That set up is fucking ridiculous. And what eyes you have little boy, what the fuck are you doing? I've done nothing. And I all I can think of was this. You know everything is not an anecdote.

You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle. These boys have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. That's how I feel about Michael Mara. I just fucking anecdotes. Interesting fact.

That's actually a clip from Steve Martin's masterclass on comedy. I believe it. $250, they just play that for you. I believe it. It's good advice. They have this other hack bit where they're talking about going to the barber. And this is a topic of conversation between Ross B. Beck was bald and Mike O'Mara who has a third of his hair at this point.

So they have this whole conversation and then for some reason. And I don't know what's going on here. You hear a door opening sound effect and Micomera is now a woman or a girl. Oh, that's what he always does when everybody changes voices and do a character. Okay, so this is this is the thing. This is this is. I don't remember this. Okay, this is stick.

This is hilarious stick. Julia baby sits for her daughter. So a't remember this. Okay, this is stick. This is hilarious stick. Julia baby sits for her daughter. So a lot of it's done by trade. Which actually, what did you say? What did you say her name was again? Jennifer. Oh. Oh.

Hey, hello. Hi, Jen. Hey Jen, what do you got like the Lairn Giants? Hi, Rob. Hi, Jennifer. How are you? I'm good. I just thought I'd come in now that I'm coming back

Who does who does your hair? I do it myself really? Floobie Okay, a fucking flow bee joke a Fucking flow bee. Just it surprised you there was a two-minute Brocott There was a two-minute cab brocott. I mean, the front of the steak. Oh, where is this show? We got that brocott. Talk about flowy. The fuck is going on?

What are you gonna do? Rip on the chia pad snacks. I love how these imitation of the babysitter sounds like a malfunctioning Android. Yeah, like, so he's putting his voice through a voice processing unit that's not working. He dialed it wrong or something. I went out to the base and low end.

So he's not even doing an impression. Honestly, that door thing is the equivalent of like, uh, when Kevin Pollock would like turn around and stick his hair back. You've lost your hair back. That's a good call. That's a good call. So now you hear the amazing chemistry between Rob and Mike because he's pretending to be this Jennifer woman and Rob's going to set him up for Hoverity and just Rob set up cracks Rob up because he's like, oh, this is gonna be good You I know you cut your own hair. Do you do any other of your own personal grooming? What the hell does that mean like have you ever taken a pedicure to you do your own toenails? Rob thought he was gonna set this whole thing up.

One other type of personal grooming, yeah, are you doing? Well, you know, I shaved my pussy, Rob. Yeah, is that what he wanted? I plucked the hairs out of my ass, oh, oh, dude, you're shit. My ass was cleaner than a whistle. My ass was cleaner than a-

No. That's crazy. That's crazy. Thank you for sending me up for that. I felt like I was at a time machine. So I mentioned that they do live res, My ass looks clear that- No! That's great, you know. That's great, you know. I felt like I was at a time machine. So I mentioned that they do live res, they have sponsors on their show. This is a... A diet app.

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If I wanted to lose weight, I'd listen to Oprah before I'd listen to Michael Merrow. This is a fat fucking guy. I mean, he's a fat fuck all of his life. And he's telling me about a dining app. Are you kidding me? And him and Rob both. I believe that you should, you know, only have the, you know, sponsorships, the things, you know, that's like with my show, we've got like a beer company.

That's right. We had to. I got all your soul whiskey. Right. It makes sense. Right. And I don't have fucking weight watchers. I'm gonna be amazing if you did.

Listen guys, it's really this new point system that I can't really is working for me. It's always fun to have a sound effect. I'll queue up to tell a story. So, Michael Marrow has to talk about breaking his iPhone and he's got this hilarious sound effect right at the go. And when I did that, I extended the footrest on the chair, and when I did that, this is the sound that I heard.

That's what I knew I was in trouble, and then it all began. But if I hear that motherfucker laugh one more time, I'm gonna hold you responsible for it. I just want you to know that, because that funky laugh is actually just got under my skin at the end of that. If I am able to get this podcast up, please call the police.

No, he is not getting it. Oh my God. You're gonna hear this laugh again, my friend. I apologize. I mean, oh my God. And it was this noise. Oh, how cheesy is that? Who's laughing at that?

Rob. Rob. Dancer's Rob. So that segues into, I to go to the Genius Bar at Apple to get my phone fixed and you know who's hanging out at the Genius Bar. Rob, he just happened to be there because he's everywhere, right? Every time, everywhere I go, I turn around and there's Rob casting. No, it's blue hairs. You don't get technology. You beat your vans. You listeners. This is hilarious because they all are on different conversations because they can't wait to riff on this genius bar

Set up. It is the blue hair land of the confused Where all these people because they're not in there getting nice one too down there. I've been to it It's a nice one that they the questions, you know, and it maybe you know what when I wasn't going to talk about this coming, my grandson on face, and you know, they really shouldn't call it a bar because there's almost no alcohol there. And I call Tammy and Tommy at the same time. Thank you. And I'm going and they go in for classes. Tammy doesn't answer, but Timmy does. I've seen the, they're like, and some of them they sit on like those yoga balls for, for iPhone class. Right. Right. They're all in some of them they sit on like those yoga balls for for iPhone class right right they're all they're all down here Sure, they're all down here and

The fuck is going on how many needs layers apparently this guy's ripping on yoga balls This guy's saying it's all blue hairs and they're all laughing at their own jokes right under the bus You're gonna go you sit on a yoga ball mother fucker nobody's listening to anyone else on this show They're all just talking and laughing at themselves. Oh Holy shit, but it does get funny after that because I'm not even sure which asshole this is But one of them tries to do a midwestern accent which just kills I was watching Fargo the other night. Uh-huh That that's a little too over the top. Yeah.

This is more of the subtle Midwestern accent that we all love. Um, I do also don't speak with a flat Midwestern A. When did you get B.A. When did you get B.A. It's 55 degrees video zero. You get B.A. You get B.A. You get B.A.

Yeah, it's really more of a Baltimore. Fucking thing sucks. It's definitely not a Midwestern accent! Yeah, no it is not! There's no one who talks like that! Nope! No one's relating to that joke! No one understands the fuck you're talking about? That's one of the worst things I've ever heard!

It's terrible! And the saddest thing about this show is that they're not funny when the show is recording. So someone says something funny before they start recording, they have to talk about it. And I'm gonna go ahead and say that I didn't even think that this was funny. But the thing that was funny was, you didn't have a funny in the opening before the show started,

which was what was it teamwork to... Oh, teamwork makes the dream work. Teamwork makes the dream work. That's funny because it rhymes. This dude is fucking corny. What are they talking about? Rhymes are funny. This show is terrible.

Really bad. It's really fucking bad. It's not good at all. And you know, I was thinking earlier. The show is so bad. Like Don and Mike, like we said, the question was, how bad was Radio in the 90s? Yeah.

Probably pretty bad, but at least I could think back to it, finally. Like, this makes me like the Force Awakens, Carl. This really does. This is like, oh man. This is a worse reboot than anything I could think of. If I had to spend time and waste time on something, I'd rather watch, well, Force Awakens is probably better

than what was the fucking first movie that episode won against me? Phantom Madness, I'll take Michael Marisho. It's a big, I think I'm over Fan of Madness. This is an example of really poor listening that's going on on the show. They're not even listening to each other or it's bad comprehension.

Listen to this story, it's very simple. He tells a quick story. Good, back to bad. One of the, well, but if you have to do a whole day it's got to remember my senior year of high school. One of the first times I pulled an all-nighter, my first period class was physics, and our experiment the day after my first all-nighter

was counting the swings of a pendulum. Literally what you would go to a hypnotist to make you go to sleep. So he says, I pulled an all-nighter, I had to go to my physics class and watch a pendulum swing. Listen to the follow up questions here. Everything was addressed in that story.

Yes. And I had to sit there and do that. It was murder. So yeah, what was the class? Physics, because it was a physics. Oh god, I'd never take a bit. You were smarter than I was. Well, I had, it was required.

Oh, physics was required at VCU? No, no, this was a high school. He sent both of those things. He was my first period class in high school and it was physics. He was waiting a second. Which class was this? I'm sorry, I'm trying to unglue my eyes on the rolling. They rolled into the back of my head. So, the fact that he brought up physics,

what I love about these guys, they can turn anything into comedy gold. They continue to talk about physics and they just start rolling. This is hilarious. Gravity, as you know, accelerates 9.8 meters per second per second, but- He means as I know, I don't know that.

Most of the things about this- That's a statistic in physics, but- It's a given, everybody knows that. In idiot physics, they say, we're just gonna let gravity equal 10. Not 9.8. Round up?

Yeah, they round it up because they said, because you said, because you know, then the multiplication's easier. I would have been grateful for that. I would have been grateful 9.8. Well, 10. And that's why, you know, that's why we landed on the moon first, because, you know, we just let gravity equal 10.

I like to see him balance a checkbook. You see, there's decimal points in it. Yeah, at night point, who could possibly figure that out? Anyone? Do you have a phone in your pocket? It's not difficult. Oh shit. No one.

No one. You couldn't keep that rot spread open, Mike. And why is that so fucking funny? There is someone losing their shit in the background. Because it's... We asked this question over and over again. Why isn't funny? It's funny because of the fact that in radio it's a rule They are obligated to do this because they are married to a format that is dead and for the love of God on glad it's dead and

Thankfully most of the listeners are too. There's a few that are still hanging out. That one guy's only 57, he's like a young. He's a young buck, he's like, I barely get the top broker at reference, I get it, but I barely get it. See, he's got to get these guys, like hooked into the subscription before their social security starts. This is, again, they go into these breaks

that makes zero sense because there are no breaks. And it's very important, Vinnie, in this format as you talk about, you wanna go out with a big laugh. You wanna get everybody laughing. Oh my God. And so it's suck, it's suck. And now I'm gonna reel depression after this. Oh no, how's your son?

How's the early aptitude, math? Uh, you know, it asks his mother. Thank you very much, Shred. It's the Michael Marishow. You can listen to the Michael Marishow. You're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud.

And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud.

And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. And you're so loud. goes, how's your son doing at math? Ask his mom. Baaah! So you don't even pay attention. Oh, that's hilarious. Meanwhile, I would hold the kids, try to do math problems that he's just going, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Oh, we gotta move on. It's so bad. You can't keep listening to this. I'm getting angry. So I'm gonna tell you something. You listen to two full episodes. I did. I listened to the half a one and I was out. So you sir, are listening to this. I'm getting angry. So I'm gonna tell you something you listen to two full episodes I did I listened to the half a one and I was out so you sir are a trooper. I am I don't think people realize What you do to yourself?

This is a joke about a few Neuropatators And I don't even remember Sorry, right notes for myself, Benny so that one you know you've seen this you know when I go through here I'm about my numbers and I have like things I want to talk about this just says So I write notes for myself, Vinnie, so that one, you know, you've seen this, you know, when I go through here. I have all my numbers, I have like things that I want to talk about. This just says, number 33 funeral potatoes. And I like to cover my board,

and it's called funeral potatoes. I have no idea why I clip this. It probably won't be just like it all. I'll just take it out and post. Let's give it a shot. They have actually, and you can see it in packaging for the Midwest, it's called funeral potatoes because it is so commonly I'm like when someone dies. This is a great say that it's on the package. Yeah, funeral potatoes

Well, I don't think it's because they're served a funeral So I think it's because if you eat enough of them you will be having your own funeral in a very in a very short period of time Wow, that's good. That's good one. Who would have saw that coming? There'll be dead if you had too many potatoes. Yeah, you know what they call it that. Uh, uh, uh. Leave a toe of merit in all potatoes. Fucking omera.

Stan, do you want him all doing anything these days? Can we listen to his show? I don't know, he's probably still mourning. His wife was killing a car crash. Yeah, a bad driver. Yeah, I mean, a lot of them are. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's dead.

The show's, the show died right after. Nobody told Mike. Did he write? Nobody told Rob or Mike that this is done. We were all moving on. Buzz was like, I picture Buzz Burbank when he quit. Like William Shatter that sat at a live thing where he's just yelling at the Star Trek fans.

My God, man, get a life. But that was a show 10 years ago. Move on. Buzz Burbank was the true professional on the show. And he probably just got sick of everybody with this hack laughter going on. Nine stop. Could you imagine that being your living? No. how could you look your children in the eyes? Like to look at your kids go I make a good living. I work hard. I cackle everything that fat guy says

Has he ever said anything funny? No, not yet, but I'm waiting here watch this watch this son I'll show you like you have to take your daddy to work, daddy? He's like, take him to this class. And he's right. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? funeral potatoes. Just. Bwaah! Here's the last thing I'm gonna play from this show. They watch a video, which is always good for a podcast. No, it's not.

Oh, it's not? People watching a video? It's really not. It's an audio medium, Carl. They watch this video, and it's from China, and I went and watched the video. This kid has sparklers in his hands, and he's holding them over like a manhole, and there's enough gas that's built up in this manhole that it explodes.

And this kid runs away just in time, but he's on the sidewalk, like in front of a storefront. Okay, so that's great that you could describe it, but what does it sound like, Carl? What does it sound like? Well, not only does the video sound like nothing, you have no idea what's going on, but wait until the joke that comes out at the end of this anyway here's a little boy okay

so that store was an inconvenience store So that store was an inconvenience store. I think that was the same sound effect from the iPhone break aid. That's a terrible joke. He obviously wrote that down. He had it ready to go. Yes, he did. This kid wasn't even in a store.

He was on the side. I watched the video. That's an inconvenience store. That's an inconvenience store. Sure. First of all, it's not called a convenience store Not in that in China Fuck it. I rob oh rob so bad

So bad all right. Well, bitty that that was that was terrible It was terrible. Can I give you want my final clip? Yeah, close the side on it was a summation There's just one more from Oscar He summed up the show perfectly in one sentence and it not only sums up the show but it also explains what's wrong with it. No good. There are times where I feel like we're just doing the show for us. I know. But I think that's when it's absolute best.

Oh. Not good. It sums it up and tells you exactly what's wrong with it. Yeah, I think that's that spot on. Maybe Oscar is worthwhile. We got a lot of other things to talk about here Vinny. We have of course our buddy Opie. Tell us the opster. We got some new voice smells to get to. But before we do that that I want to tell you about a sponsor to our show deepdiscount.com they make it all happen for us deep discount it's a great website where you'll find thousands of movies and TV shows at incredible prices and Vinnie I'm excited to say that we now have a promo code where you can get an

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I've heard he won awards. He's winning awards currently, probably more to come. Very convincing, not an easy role to play. I will tell you, the movie is worth it for the live concert footage scenes. When they're playing live aid or they're playing in Montreal, I don't know how they do it, but it looks like it's those guys playing in Queen.

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Oh no, I will never forget this. I love the Scorch. Honestly, Scorch is a less successful bike obera. Yeah, pretty much. Let's get into it. OPIRADIO There are people who don't know anything about OP except for from our show. There are a lot of people who say, oh, I don't know who this OP guy. I never heard about him But I hate him now listening to your show and I think what people have done them a disservice Carl Why is that because okay great guys?

Oh, all right, so you just always crap and on the opposite point full full disclosure Vinnie's a good body of Greg Hughes. Oh, this is best friend. Those guys are besties. Did you hang with them at all? When he was a pastor recently? No.

Weezed in college. No. To go hang with those guys? No. You wasn't on your podcast. You wasn't on the company at the Carlson Castle. No, I wonder if it has anything to do with this show. Didn't have them on.

I wonder. I wonder if my last appearance is on this show. I will tell you that people think that were the assholes, that were the bullies making fun of OP. They don't realize that OP invented this shit. OP is really should have, if this was a television show, he would have created by credit at the end of it.

This is true. We'd have to give him credit for this. We'd have to. We'd have to. Otherwise, we'd be disingenuous. This is true. We'd have to give him credit for this. We'd have to. We'd have to. Otherwise, we'd be disingenuous. Yes. This is the old open Anthony show.

So you got Jim Norton, Anthony Kumia, Greg Hughes. They're watching this Scorch PFG TV video and they're doing the old Jacktober treatment to it. And it's hilarious because they're making fun of the fact that Scorch is broadcasting from a pub Oh no Oh no Jessica introduces what's coming up tonight on pfg TV right?

Oh no Oh no Oh no at Michael's pub in Tingborough It's television Wow Yeah Wow

It's television center at Michael's pub in Ping's borough What are you doing? We're every go as he said What was, it's like a restaurant hub. Yeah. So they're ripping out this guy because he's doing this show for the restaurant. Who would do something like that? And this week I find myself in the neighborhood, the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

I'm on 72nd Street and one of my favorite beer joints that's called get parts and I got the owner of get parts in front of me Matt hello, I love your joint brother. Thank you. It's so funny. This man. I love your joint brother You're gonna pick up this tab right man. We just plugged your place pretty nice Show 2011 they're ripping on scores because scorch was was a disc jacket. He was in Syracuse I think that Opie Anthony worked with them in Boston not even 10 years Not even a decade got by an opi has become Scorch And all of these used to make fun of him for it's so amazing and I love this comment that Opie makes while they're watching Scorch Suck it broadcasting. Oh man, what the Scorch is P-F-G-T-V to all of the viewers in the whole P-F-G-T-V network?

See, we can't even say this station or this station anymore because we're... I love that he has no idea that this is not working. He's not thinking about this. In his mind, he is as big as fucking Conan O'Brien. It's fucking happening. Leto and the rest of them. And he's like, look, this is too big for me to even name the affiliates anymore. Opie loves the, has no idea this isn't a work egg. Hey Joe Rogan! What's up man? You gonna come up my podcast?

How can we not have my podcast Joe? It's weird this one would have no idea this isn't a work egg. And not be aware of what's going on. My heart hurts. And I just want to say, for the people who think that obviously, Opie used to sick his listeners on other people. That is very true. I have never done, I've never encouraged people to go after

podcasts review, we don't even tag them in tweets. This is just a quick roast and then we move on But listen to what Opie says for scorch is doing these live appearances. God. We got to know when he does these tapings So maybe some of our listeners to stay Tuesday's at 7 p.m. Oh Where? Mike's bar. All right, Penny. Thank you Yeah, we got we got to figure this out so maybe some of our listeners can go check it out He's doing the yeah, hey, this out. So maybe some of our listeners can go check it out. He's doing the yeah, hey

Let's let's get some of our listeners Yeah, yeah, because he knows that that's gonna do too well They weaponize the fan base and away that no other radio should have Howard wish he could do it to the level like Howard's fans were like reasonable Compared to Opie and Anthony's one of the best things about Jack Tober was they would start making fun of a morning radio show and whatever market who knows? Sure Rochester Terry Clifford. Give me thrown out of the radio station. I Remember that was one of the ones that they would pick on and the fans would immediately go to the Facebook page

And just start posting the most ridiculous shit all of this a page and we go in stages First they would like shut down any fan interaction and then the page would just disappear. Yeah. They had to take the page off of Facebook because of how brutal it was. It'll be like, he didn't come out for that. God forbid you had a listener line. Oh yeah, that was never a good thing. And they wouldn't come out and say you guys should do that.

But they also didn't discourage it. They did too. They go attack. They would too. Would somebody would. Attack, they went too. When somebody would dare, like they would do a jactober. And if somebody would dare, like, oh, what are these open answers? They're on X-Shim. Nobody listens to that.

We got more listeners than they do. If you did anything to kick back. If you did anything to kick back. It's like, you know how dogs, like when they grab you by, like a dog grab something by the neck and if it kicks, they just shake it harder. Yeah. OPE absolutely would be like, well, PASS, you know what to do. PASS.

Yes. He did it all the time. I loved it when it worked for him. He was OPE the destroyer. He got all the people on his side. And then he got everyone whipped up into a frenzy. It's actually, and this is gonna be sound weird, but I listen to hardcore history with Dan Carlin,

he talked about the Mongolians and Genghis Khan, and the reason why this is... Jenghis Khan. He sounds Jenghis Khan, very good. The reason why that society broke down is because they were so busy raping and pillaging that they started doing it to themselves. They couldn't, they didn't know how to turn it off.

Opie ignited this fan base, and then they all turned against him, and did the same thing to him that he was having them do to everybody else and he couldn't control it anymore. He's gonna end up like Mussolini. He's just gonna be hanging in a square. Yeah, tell a square. So this is another clip of them talking about Scorch, and listen to them laughing about how he's broadcasting

from a pub and is annoyed that people are making noise in the background. The reason I pull this is not because it's not an in by the way this is Sam Roberts another podcast or who you're not a great shitster. Yeah. The reason I pull this is not because it's not an interesting clip but you have to listen closely because you can hear the few people in the bar just milling about and talking well Why aren't they paying attention and read it applaud so loudly like they have been in in the past and the visual that goes along with this is Scorch for some reason they left the full body shot of Scorch on as opposed to switching to a different camera angle and you can see his hand

Waving people say stop stop talking stop talking people say stop stop talking stop talking So opi is laughing about that. He's like oh this fucking loser. He's sitting up bar And he's worried about background noise because he's broadcasting from a bond now the music's on we can't podcast anymore I'm joking Yeah, we got shut the music off Just for a couple more minutes Yeah, we got shit to music off Just for a couple more minutes For eight years Jesus burn it down Fast forward eight years

Hope he's not just waving his hand to people. He's yelling at them turns the music of a podcasting year Dude, you're in a bar. You fucking dummy. I've met Hopey once in my life. Yeah, I was so nice to me. Oh, I'm sure you're gonna have that. And so it's like, I feel bad. But honestly, you did it to yourself too. Oh, he said himself up. He did it to yourself. He said himself up. I love when they talk about how Scorch is wildly blissfully unaware of how pathetic he is. We got Scorch's talking about how great his new venue is, which is this crappy bar. Yeah You know, you said that he always tends to look on the positive. Oh boy. Does he?

He practiced learn from Scorch as far as looking at the positive I think that's one of those guys who practices the secret and power positive thinking. Yeah, things like that and put himself where he won't he visualized himself in this pub. Oh yeah. So, Opie's side, we can learn from this guy and the power of positive thinking and I think that's what gets him through things like when he shows up to a bar and the TVs are too loud. Have a beer, bro. Let's go. Let's see. It's it. I know where it is. I took it from the kitchen.

Ah, well, OK. It happens. It's about some cheese. I see. It's about a church. Nothing but the best for us today. The best to the best. TV's really loud.

I don't think we can tell these guys that turn the TV down. They'll fucking kill us. Full circle. Always look on the bright side of life. turn the TV down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, call me about this anymore. No, he's over. Is everybody over it now? I hope so. Nobody's gonna call me about it. Nobody's gonna call me about anything.

And if they do, I'm just gonna say dude, we made jokes. It's jokes. Speaking of jokes, this is them goofing on Scorch for his sponsor, Livereads, that he does on his show. I might have done some doctrine to this, I'll be honest. At Scorch doesn't take commercial breaks because his sponsors are like part of the family. Right, so it's not a commercial break.

No, and it's also because it's paid programming, so there wouldn't be any commercial breaks. Why would there be? It couldn't be. Here comes the comedy in three, two, one. It looks cool. It has no charger. It's really nice and compact and so You're like oh, it's time to change my brush head on my quip. Oh, I love my quip Even scorches in that bad at doing live reads see he didn't record that in a bar He recorded that in his bathroom. Yes, like standing in front of the mirror on his phone. Oh, be oh shit. It's so bad

When I say this you can get the movies a TV you love a deep discount discount.com w ATP 15 Something that I hate about Opie when he first started this podcast He was very unsure of what he was doing and he's like, you know, serious X7 told me by surprise They fired me. I didn't know I didn't know where I was. I know what to do. It took me 10 months to figure out what I want to do next Listen to all fucking confident this dumb bad has gotten down his show. That's right. It's podcast time. Oh yeah! Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh Oh, yeah, he's a rip-off. Oh, he's a talk to rich boss You're in a podcast convention. What are you fucking loser? You're a potter you're a podcast They're getting so and I Many I hesitate to say this because it sounds like I'm being a little pompous and this is probably not true

But I feel that they might be trolling me This opi radio show. What show? OP radio. Okay, the trolling you particularly. I think they are because episode 76, the last sentence in the description of the show is we hope you enjoy this cinematic episode in full-blast stereo sound or runie, which I'm pretty sure is just fucking with me.

Maybe your paranoid, but you do bring up the Couseru a lot. I don't think you say Couseruni, do you say Couseruni? Uh, no, but I do say... Drinky poo. And they also say... It's having a... So I have a feeling that this is fucking me. Oh, those both hurt me.

I think they're fucking with me at this point. The episode that I listened to was episode number 75. Did you ever acknowledge you on that show? Yeah. You've just gone fuck that guy. The episode that I listened to was episode number 75. Hey, see, I ever acknowledged you on that show is you don't just gone fuck that guy. The smartest thing Opie has ever done is never acknowledge me. Carl Ruiz now has tweeted at us. We're buddies. Okay. But Opie has never acknowledged me, which is brilliant. So how many awkward conversations do you think Carl's had to have with Opie after those tweets?

I'm curious about that. I wonder what what Carl's role is with Opie. They just have a business relationship because it's an awkward friendship if it's a real friendship. It's very bizarre. Yeah, yeah. If I was like if you were just relentlessly arresting my best friend online, yeah, I would not be tweeting pleasantries at you. I would just probably ignore you as well. Well, part of it is that OP is a public figure. Sure. He's a celebrity.

Sure. Celebrities are used to people shitting on them, especially ones that suck at their job. So I think part of it just kind of comes with that whole thing. It's not like I'm just picking some random ass all like a Vinnie Paulino and just mother fucking on. How dare you. This is episode 75, OP is talking to Vic Henley.

And I picked this episode because I find Vic Henley to be so unfunny in every single way. They're driving together through Harlem to get to some gig where Vic is opening for a run-white. I have to imagine there's probably a lot of editing of what Vic has to say riding through Harlem. Poor Joey's going through, he's like, oh, don't want to put that on, don't put that on. This is what I call boring anecdote number one. The setup to this is this comedian William Stevenson just passed away recently.

I don't know if you know who that is. I don't know William Stevenson. I didn't know him. I know Kevin Barnett, RIP. RIP, Kevin Barnett. William Stevenson passed away and I guess he was a regular at the comedy seller. So he tells this anecdote about how he used to play poker with this guy and this couldn't be more boring. So he was one of these guys that really had a good time besides being a really funny comic. He brought a lot of you guys together with the poker game and the funk night. Yeah, absolutely. He was a founding member of the poker game. He brought two new decks of cards every week. We always had to play with brand new decks of cards when his rules.

Every week he goes, why? why you started you started with cars it was worried that people were gonna be cheating at the parking lot but that's just you know for six dollars a week he felt you know just start with a brand new deck of cards he didn't like it if your cards got all bent up all right this was one of the first things he talks about of this comedian that he remembers that he brought new cards to every poker game. To be fair, that was in the obituary. Oh, okay, fair enough. It was a very big card of his life.

Sure. But I fucking buy new cards every time I play poker. That's not a big deal. And I was like, whoa, what? He brought new cards every time. That's what people do. I don't think OP has friends. Do you know how long?

Like, do you think OP gets invited to a poker game? Like, then he would know that people, like you know what I'm saying? That's a good point. Like he hears that and he immediately is like, whoa that's something interesting I can react to. Yeah. Without having any actual stuff. Not interesting, nothing to react to at all.

That's so that people can't cheat. No, that's nothing to, why would that have anything to do with cheating? People don't like to have shitty cards, they have new cards. Right. When you play poker. Exactly. Holy shit. So this is boring anecdote number two. It's a little bit longer.

You would have thought we's what had taught on that. Oh, weas and his fucking poker stories used to drive me... I used to. I saw it on a lesson in the weas. But when I worked in e-bombs world, weas was like a consultant and he was there once a week. So I would listen to weas and show. So when he came in, I knew to talk to him about.

And back then, I was as into poker as everybody else was. And he would tell these fucking poker stories. And I like poker. I'm like, who the fuck would wanna listen to this? He's explaining every fucking card that he had who was on the flop, he stared at the sky across the table. One hour! So, bro, Johnny sees upset because his old lady's been

has a little more day. I got a two, a six, and another two, right? Right, brah? The other one has got to answer to this man. I don't know the time. We here at WTP love all Rochester broadcasters except for the folks at Attercom because I'm not allowed in the building. I had a count of Jacktober. Wait, what did you have to do with Jacktober, though? I told you this story.

W ATP listeners, Jacktober got me barred from an entire radio company forever because I was with quarantine. And we were sitting in the lobby of anarchon radio and Rochester and tears. Anarchon. Anercomb is the one. It's the one that was down by high falls. Yeah. Down by high falls.

So I was working for a club and I used to have to drive all the comics there in the morning. And we were in there and Jim knows everybody, no, or for him, he knows everybody. And his phone was dead. And we saw this Terry Clifford bench that was in the lobby. Now, if you're a, a, a, a, a October fan, you know who Terry Clifford is. She was in the lobby. Now, if you're a Jacktober fan, you know who Terry Clifford is. She was working 10 feet away.

There was a big window into her tank. She's not a small woman. Right, got it, whatever. So this bench was in title. There was a platter on it that said flat Terry Clifford, which is what Anthony used to fucking call her. He used to refer to his flat Terry. And they named this bench this and it's sitting in the lobby of the place. And

four to he was like, Oh my God, that's so Foddy brawl. That's so Foddy. Hey, tweet that to opiate, uh, Jimmy, those guys, yeah, like whatever. I took a picture of it. And I said, Oh, what a here's a picture of the flat Terry Clifford bench in Rochester, New York. Sent seven hours later, I get a phone call from the club I worked at. What did you do? What did you do? Something about a bench? Did you shit out a bench in the lobby?

What did you do? I know, I took a picture of it. I took a shower. No, what did you say? What did you do? Wait, like they're not going to let us advertise on the radio anymore. And I go, I just tweeted. Here's the, I showed up the tree and they're like, that's all.

But apparently they were so open Anthony were so under the skin of everybody in that place that there was anyone in the building who tweeted. I was barred and that was in 2013. So good six years. I've not put a lot of the building. They still have your picture up over there. I don't have a picture. This asshole tweeted.

Yeah, probably. Probably in the building. Yeah. Somebody actually called me and asked me to do their show over there. And I was like, oh, well, you might want to check with someone. Yeah. And I got a call back later. They go, yeah, you can't come in.

Are you serious? 100%. You're still bad from that building. Yeah, 100%. They went every shithead in that building, by the way. Not this one. I've been in that building many times. I should not be allowed in any buildings.

Well, that's very true. It's very true. It's very true. But yeah, I am a persona non grata. So this is, Opie is hanging with Vic, Vic's reminiscing about this guy's poker games, and Opie says, oh, you got that Louis C.K. story. You gotta tell that Louis C.K. story.

So Louis and I were in a row, but he was like, do you mind if I just... No, we did a good story. This story fucking sucks. And I'm gonna tell you that this is a longer clip, but I didn't want wanna take any of this out because this is how Vic Henley operates. This man is so fucking devoid of anything interesting

or comedic in anything that he says. Yes, tell the Louis CK story that he told me the other night. Oh God, he, uh, when one of their famous, the closet to leave Eddie Brill's apartment is right by the front door both doors look exactly the same And many of tipsy make tipsy person, you know Opened up the thinking they were leaving opened up the closet door and almost walked into the closet But it's a New York City smaller apartment. So it's not a big deep closet

So you're about to take a step in you're oh god, I'm just closet Other door we don't get all the door, you know? And so, one night, Louis, who had lost all of his money, he got up and... Kind of like now. Yeah. And he walked all the way in the closet. By accident, he closed the door.

And so, now having made the only time anyone's ever done this was him everybody else would always case themselves I mean people made the mistake now he's inside and he's gonna do the classic what any coming we do how long do you stay in there before you come back out you can't just walk right back out immediately like I fucked up I'm an idiot you know so he stays in there and so we we put a few more hands and we're all like how long is he gonna stay in there? Who'd have a mumbling to ourselves? And he stood in there not 15 minutes but somewhere over 10 minutes. He stayed in there and didn't say a god damn thing We just kept playing poker and never acknowledge that he was in there and all of a sudden he just swings it or open

He said something like, uh, if you want to come visit your money sometimes suckers come by my house because you don't have any arm on you'd love to have chords so many left and then he left then he went out the right door and actually a good day of arm that's awesome is it when he was that awesome no and by the way you know when you're when you're telling these little stories here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener. $250 masterclass. There's no reason why you would tell that story. It's not funny or interesting. You were playing poker with Louis CK and you just wanted to say that. Yeah, you just wanted to say, by the way, I'm Vic Henley. No one knows who I am, but back when Louis C. K.

wasn't very famous, I played poker with him. Great. Congratulations. What do you mean not know who Vic Henley is? Nobody knows who Vic Henley is. Oh, come on. Everybody was listed as serious, like, one o'clock to four o'clock in the fall of 2016.

I agree. Everybody was. A Howard 100, Howard 100 Howard 101 Roddog Roddog this is talking about How the death of this comedian gives other comedians an opportunity and Opie Embarrasses himself by telling a story that he told previously that he thought was funny or telling a joke I think he thinks it says that he thought was funny or telling a joke. I think he thinks it says that he thought was funny

and then tells it to Vic to get Vic to say, oh yeah dude, you're hilarious. I mean a lot of those guys are going, you know what, I think I move up a slot. Oh that's true, I guarantee you some I'm trying to go in. Oh, some host spots just for opening up at the seller in the village undercrowding. Oh you guys are out of this.

Somewhere already few cry and we'll still venture just jumping up and down with joy on the last podcast I obviously had no a lot of you guys I described the the state of comedian as a crab in a bucket pulling all the other crabs down to the top of the bucket that's's pretty good. Thank you. It's seafood analogy. Well, nothing wrong with a good seafood. No, it's perfect. We are all bottom feeders. That fits in crab.

We walk sideways. We talk sideways. I have a seafood analogy. The OP podcast is like a fish because it stinks. There's your seafood analogy. He goes, convenience are like crabs in a bucket. They'll walk on each other's trying to get to the top. And they kind of goes, good seafood analogy.

What's wrong with these guys? They're so stupid. All right, this is a track right here where this story is not interesting or funny and there's way too much laughter over this non-story. So he was sitting there and Ben walks up DC and he's like, you're late. His first thing he said was, you're late and Ben goes, I'm five minutes early. And when we look at his watch and sees that Ben's right, he is exactly five minutes early. And William's eating French fries. So he put the napkin over his French fries

because he had to go down and bring on the next tag. He goes, you're late. I'm five minutes early. No, you're not. Oh, yeah, you are. Don't fuck my French fries. Put his napkin over him. And so as soon as he's walked away,

naturally, Ben goes, he moves the napkin and started eating his French fries. He's feeding his French fries Speedy a french fries Vic really has a way with the story doesn't he really paints a picture I To know I to now don't I tried to listen I don't care I don't care He the other guy has to walk away from his plate and guy, even though he was told not to eat his french fries, eats his french fries. Is that amazing?

Is that hilarious? All right. I got a couple more. This is OP with possibly the worst joke he's ever tried to tell. Nobody gets it. Nobody's following him on this one at all. It's one of the most important jokes. I'm going to give OP a piece of advice before he does any another episode.

Okay. Call down to Virginia. Higher speedwack. Oh, you need to speedwack. Joe, much better his show would be if Speedwack was on it. That's a good call. Okay, so I'm gonna play this clip. I'm gonna play it the way that it came out.

So you know how terrible it is. Right. And then I'm gonna go back to it and put some Speedwack laughter in the back. Perfect. I'll see if that fixes it. Oh some speedwack laughter in the back. Perfect. See if that fixes it. Oh, just a bash up of awful. Yeah, okay, this is perfect.

All right, here we go. This is, and I'm not overstating this. This is OP's worst joke ever, which is worse than the worst joke ever. It's like, it's like, it's like, three in the middle of the night dark up in Harlem. Yeah.

Yeah, totally. Where I grew up, it was new. Yeah, because this part, where I grew up, it was new. Yeah, because of course the darkness goes. Well, there's street latches just not I'll never work. There were always that. No, I'm talking about the color of people scared. Sorry. I was talking about the light. You still left my joke. See, middle of the night dark, because see, yeah, then, because I'm really white noon Anyway, oh Ritard alert

Ritard alert glass I kick it over the fact that he has no fucking clue that none of this is working and what's great is it? No, I'm not that's the brilliant of this whole thing. Oh That was can you can you believe that jokie says up here in Harlem, it's like three in the morning dark and Vic goes, yeah, this street lights, they stop working. No one fixes them. There's no other, no, I'm saying my other black people. Uh, uh.

What? All right, let's try that again. Let's try that again. Let's see what Rob's be like. Things about this joke. It's like, it's like, it's like three in the middle of the night dark up in Harlem. Yeah.

Yeah. I grew up, it was new. It's like three in the middle of the night dark up in Harlem I grew up in was new I'm Tell me about the color of people scared See middle of the night dark See middle of the night dark because See it. Yeah, then because I'm really white And anyway Yeah, I think he'd he's your husband you act

Think that would help I have one more. And it's really It's pretty bad. Number one, really that's what you're gonna say That's gonna be like number one, don't fucking say that stupid Do you realize what year it is? Yeah.

I mean, I know it's a podcast, but don't be completely stupid. Yeah, it's just stupid. It's not funny to anyone. And it's not even funny. Yeah. And what's crazy about this is that Opie has said in the past that he spends hours with the sky Joey at Westwood One going through these podcasts

and editing them before they go out. Why wouldn't you take that out? You just told a joke that was, I mean, I don't care about insensitivity or whatever I don't give a shit, but it wasn't funny. It didn't land. Victor didn't get it. You then explained it Which is the worst thing you could do just move out just pretend you didn't say it keep going He then explains why he said the joke take over that out take it all out And the double down on it is what made me laugh. The double down on it is brutal.

This guy does not know how to fucking podcast. This is the last guy that I want to play. My soul is ripped out of me. Keep in mind that OP doesn't just go to a studio or someone's home in podcasts. He likes to do other things like drive around Harlem while podcasting. You know, Vixen is bummed out.

I told him it was William Stevens and I didn't know you guys had a conversation before that. And I think this is the way to go, right? Yeah, the Henry Henson drive to hard to podcast and work my way around Harlem. I'm not up here often. Anyway, getting close. So. Um, anyway, um, getting close. So... Oby says it's hard for him to podcast and drive.

I went to Opie and it's hard for him to podcast and podcast. He should just focus on one thing and that's maybe podcast. Just put a little effort into your show, Opser. You don't really... Like, what are you adding to the proceedings by driving around in the car with someone to talk to them? You're not fucking sign-failed. I can't get over the fact that he has no fucking clue that none of this is working.

It's not like, it's unbelievable. Like every now and again, a live album is great. Yeah. But you're not Sabbath. You're not like some great stand-up performer where you have to have the audience at the back or whatever. You're just doing it out in places.

I don't even know why. It sounds like he has a studio somewhere. Why is he just going around and doing this? He's trying to get people to subscribe. I've seen videos. I've seen videos of his studio that he has at Westwood One. It's a cubicle that has a futon in it. Oh, that's why.

Because it's garbage. So it's so sad. If you ever saw a video of their studio at Sirius XM, where there's TVs all the way around the perimeter and it's immaculate, they have all this space on these people coming in. And now he's at a cubicle with a futon. And he's like handing a mic to Nick Nulti.

Here, here, take this mic. Is it Nick Nulti? I don't know. I'm a pooper. Oh, here, take this mic. Is it Nick Nalti? I don't know. Who cares? Oh yeah, Gary Bucy. Gary Bucy, I get the whole thing. Almost the same person. I'm the same person, right?

Yeah, it was just a little very degrees of traumatic brain injury. So I guess that's why he decides that I'm gonna pick up my least funny friend in the world, Vic Henley. And I'm gonna have the Zoom recorder on it. We'll just record a podcast, so we drive to a gig It's unbelievable. I just wish

Like putting out good audio in a podcast is hard. Yeah, there's times when my show I haven't been happy with how it turns out and I get it But like wouldn't you just try to maximize that like do the best you can? Opie is fucking clueless when it comes to putting out a good show. And I think that I am too, because we're about to go to everyone's least favorite segment, the voicemail segment. Oh boy!

Of the show. On the subreddit, there's been a lot of controversy over the voicemails that we play. Okay. There are some people who really dislike it. And then there are other people who think that the voice about saying when it's fun So it's one of those. Yeah, it's one of those things where it's a it's a podcast. Okay, you don't have to listen to it, but Also, there was this threat on our sub-reddit where they were wondering what would a good show be if Carl couldn't be there Which co-host would you get together? Well, I'm honored. Thank you and Vinnie was not brought up at all, but ah

co-hosts would you get together? Well, I'm honored, thank you. And Vinny was not brought up at all, but, ah! Dorkles the Cloud was brought up quite a bit. Darkos! And I don't know why, but he got Dorkles very excited. And all of a sudden, Dorkles has this huge ego going on. I once and even had the conversation at Dorkles the Cloud. Dorkles had a lot more mentions than you did.

I'm not gonna say you weren't in the conversation. Oh, Jesus Christ, I have to read this nonsense. Dorkles got a lot more love than you did. I'm not gonna say you weren't the conversation. Oh Jesus Christ, I have to read this nonsense. Dorkles got a lot more love than you did. And then, so Dorkles, who I haven't spoken to in a year or two, went ahead and left us a voicemail. Whoa, well hi Carl, this is Dorkles the Cloud. Whoa, I just wanted to say that I've been spending a lot of time on the who are these podcasts

subreddit, and I feel really super duper about all the fans supporting me. I also discovered some other fascinating things on that reddit site too. Like, did you know that we'd never landed on the moon? It was all a hoax filmed by Hollywood movie director Stanley Cooper. Oh, that's so cool. Anyways, I messed up being going, but before I leave, remember, Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams. Alright, Carl, nutty-nty night keep your butthole time

I know I needed dorkles was a conspiracy Right now circles I'm good with darkles fuck you all all right, so dorkles in kaya will be the new show that we put out on w ATP they seem to be the fan favorite somehow. Fucking dorkles. Alright, I do want to play some voice mails. I'm gonna get through this as quickly as possible, Benny. Alright. You ready for this? Yep. This starts off with a guy who points out that a show that our co-host, Croge, who everybody loves over here. There's a show that Croge likes a lot. This guy thinks it sucks. Hey Carl,, just got to call in to recommend a podcast that one of your co-hosts recommended.

The your favorite band sucks podcast is unlistenable. Please give that a listen. They're constant edits that they just jam together so that it feels like there's no breath. Too crows will love that. it feels like there's no breath to crochet a lot of the show in the middle of sentences their points are inane they're just awful I don't know who would recommend that or why I don't know who any of your podcast hosts are that maybe Dick who's awesome but Dick is awesome

I'd love to hear you wait I said anyway you're doing a great job man awesome podcast he loved the great work love you see so apparently that's it. Anyway, you're doing a great job man. Awesome podcast. Keep up the great work. Love ya. So apparently, that's a podcast that Croge thinks is awesome. And Croge also thinks that App Play for Destruction is a terrible album. Maybe Croge isn't in yet. Just might be. Is that possible? I'm gonna put it on the rail.

I'm gonna put it on the list to possibilities. Yes. Alright, this wouldn't be a voicemail segment if we didn't play some voicemails from Boomer Guy. And just for all the people who think that I play, be a voicemail segment if we didn't play some voice about some boomer guy and just for all the people think that I play every fucking voicemail that we get trust me I am only playing about 5% of the voicemails this guy has left me over the last couple of weeks but I thought this was kind of funny he's not a fan of how close I get to the microphone you know I find it funny that you're not your tagline is don't be

like don't be fucking corny on this shit uh... yet buddy um... because your fucking show is like corne at shit like this corny at fuck that i'm telling you also uh... hey whenever you fucking play audio clip or uh... voicemail move that might even closer your mouth that i'd want to fucking here you open

fucking closer mouth and smack all the fucking time. I also want to hear you tap on your little gay ass like apple fucking computer that your brother-in-law bought you that bought for you. And yeah, so keep up with those really shitty edits because you're so autistic that you keep on like fucking pointing out whenever a person clicks their fingernails or says the word like in the background but yeah like yeah let's fucking take on that shit while you fucking are like a swab fucking you know

ah water your dried mouth from years and years of fucking grimacing and spitting on the fucking floor and or in the like a little spatoon or whatever the fuck y'all had in back in the 1800s anyways car oh by the way, I'm fucking job. Vini, you're fucking a drunk on a, a, like a fucking drunk on a drink. This guy thinks I'm a boomer. That's why you call him a boomer, guy.

He thinks you're a boomer? He thinks I'm a boomer. Oh, and Saber's fucking sucky. Whoa, whoa, actually that's true. The Sabers do fucking suck. They do, but you're not a boomer. I'm not a boomer. I'm a boomer.

Yeah, this guy calls me a boomer. So his joke when I was born in the 1880s, or... Sure. Well, because that's how that works. Right. You were put the gold boomer. Uh, boomer guy really likes closure, but is not a fan of the producer. Now, if you heard our show from a couple of weeks ago, Chris was here as our producer, which really didn't produce shit. He just hung out and drank. He brought us drinks too, which is nice.

Where is he today? He actually was supposed to come and then drop down. But Boomer guy is not a fan of Chris. Yeah, hey, I'm actually glad to hear an episode where you actually have Krochon, a funny guy. And it did break my heart that you do like throwing in that you're uh... throwing in your producer uh... yeah i guess like that that's what you call your fucking landlord uh...

you know standing in the hallway asking for rent you know while y'all are recording your fucking little like that right and like that because she's as crisis a fucking echo that i don't want to have to hear him your quote-quote producer giving in the shittiest little input and while he has no fucking Mike if he's gonna talk put him on a fucking mic I agree otherwise tell him to shut the fuck up. I agree. He was just yelling for across the room here I think you fucking did this shit. I think I made fun of it many times I'm gonna do this whole oh, I know how to do marketing. Oh, I know how to

Produce this shit now you have to have a producer come on man come on who's just a hang around is not really a producer unravelling slowly that we're gonna find out what that's what we work at what uh... what your little gay boy toy uh... fucking brother-in-law that uh...

and you're whatever the fuck is namens you know that will find out that genna is from the jing's department is not your wife after all, but she's your Fag Hag. Yeah, that's right. I can't, I'm onto you. I'm onto you. Boomer guy's got it all figured out. Yeah, man. He's starting up all the rumors, getting the rumor mill going. I'm like, shouldn't be allowed in how nice of a house you have here. And like, you're barely invited over here. I know. It's like, in fact, I'm sure you're welcome by now. In my opinion. All right, here is another voicemail from Boomer guys.

The last one I'm gonna play. He hates the new jingle. I think this is the minority opinion, I'm hoping. Carl, what the fuck, man? Listen here, I am just driving back. Okay, I had to relisten. What happened to use christ is my voice sexiest talk uh... i think i can't use voice

and uh... man boy was a boner killer whenever your fucking wife came on and does this shitty as jingle you know what the fuck is what the fuck was that the joe's non-fucking distant you know what the fuck is what the fuck was that the jokes non-fucking existent you know what like i don't know i don't know what made you fucking think it was a good idea

it like it's taking your stay at home fucking wife and putting her in the office you know i hope the god are fucking cooking better but because jesus christ or fucking jingles uh... works sucks ass holy shit man i mean you should be better be a good fucking lay man cuz fuck Carl like you have bad dick choice though like that or bad like pussy choice

man like this holy fuck was that unfunny and was that just that was just shitty man shitty jingle all right everyone's a critic boomer get it not like the latest jingle I'm offended for Jack from the jingles right now, now general of the jingles department is a professional. Agreed. So, she will not be upset by this, she'll take it and stride, and quite frankly she should because this is a fucking masterpiece. So Boomer Guy had a boner listening to his own voice and then we ruined it by playing General the Geo's Department once again. Sorry, I'm crying.

This next voicemail is from Johnny Steen on our subreddit. He is not a fan of voicemails. Hey Carl, it's Jenny Schien. I know you guys are so excited to finally have voicemails after hawking the number for what, like, four months and not getting anything, but maybe you don't have to play every single one you get. Just aside. Anyways, my stars keep up the good work. Well, I didn't help my cause there by playing that. This is a voicemail that this person's not a fan of my voice. Ah, I was gonna guess you just had like a wrong number on there. You were gonna play because that's all you do is play all of everything you get.

Yeah, this is someone who wanted to sell the insurance. This is, which I do get. Hi Carl, this is your doctor's office. So yeah Carl, I just wanted to say that I think you have aspir aspirators and your voice makes me want to stab my fucking eardrums I mean it is so fucking annoying, but I love the show still funny and Opie sucks for the Wii's fucking blows and is a hack and yeah big fan go fuck yourself One last voicemail that I want to play, this is a suggestion that's been coming in quite a bit and I want to know if any of you know about this podcast.

Hey, Carl, Joey here. I'd like to recommend a podcast for you. I highly recommend you check out the Nispitz podcast. A bunch of YouTube video gamers, I think you know, a video games are they have those in your time. Anyway, they've got a little podcast, a handful of Americans and a few Australian. You know, they thought millennial humor and stuff so I know you'll appreciate it I highly recommend you check out episode one the Poland story

this is podcast check it out thanks Carl I've gotten this request a bunch of times now this misfits podcast yeah they didn't make it to episode two because Jerry only sued me and the misfits go back a little ways. That was different. There's nothing to ban the misfits. Yeah, you don't want to go down the remission trod with Carl. That's not a good thing. I did not have a good experience.

I forgot that was you. Oh my god. I haven't experienced it with those guys. But this is a different podcast. Apparently it's much of YouTubers or video gamers. And they have this show called The Misfits. And I was like, oh, I never heard of this I clicked over to it. It has hundreds of thousands of listeners. It's a huge show. Really?

Yeah, so you haven't heard of it either. No, it's because we're boomers. It's what we don't know about sure. That's why that's why he's listen I this whole generation. This is gonna make me sound old. I'm in my mid 30s. Okay This whole generation wants to talk about fucking video games and watch each other play video games. And you can have a celebrity if you're good at video games. So bizarre. I love to see that shit flying 89. I want to read a couple of reviews that have come in recently on our iTunes page and also I just want to mention that we got this note from this JD character who sent us an email

and they said, 20 minutes into the citation needed and I've never been more angry. I'm a long time listener and I of course understand the point of your show but fuck you, you piece of shit. How dare you be listening to these cackling cock suckers. It's the single most infuriating thing I've ever heard. Zero stars and fuck you die. So certainly JD.

And then he sent me another email, seven minutes later, and said, holy fuck it shit, I just googled this show and they get $2,677 per podcast on patreon. What the fuck? This is how angry I get to I understand JD. I'm standing here. I told you I just shaking angry that does bother This was another person Terry to grand. Oh, yeah, they make 3000 an episode 2 grand? Oh yeah, they make 3,000 in an episode. Their show is terror. There isn't a joke to be found, but like Michael Merrow, there's a lot of laughter. A lot of fucking laughter. Alright, this is a sky Terry who wrote into the show and he tried to leave us a review on iTunes,

but he couldn't get it to work because apparently that's a very difficult system to use. but he couldn't get it to work because apparently that's a very difficult system to use. That I didn't share. Sure. It's where he says, my nod can't seem to get it. Right. So he says, this is what I would have left.

Yeah, Rich Voss also had a hard time with it. So I told you I understand. He says, this is what I would have left for you from Stake Joe. It says, who would listen to this garbage? Unless you're some bag slapper on account somewhere, from Stake Joe, it says, who would listen to this garbage? Unless you're some bag slapper on a couch somewhere, looking for reviews of Tater-Tot Quizzine or the relative hotness of abusive nuns, don't bother.

These guys are awful. Well, except for Kevin, Kevin is awesome. And Kaiya is amazing. And Jen and Crosier and Fargo Downs, Andy and Joe and Dick and Doug and Chris and the other Jen, Cooper Commander, Maynard, the fuck Rumpus guy, Bonnie, and even that dad from the Midwest, they've got on there. He's exactly right on a lot of the time, but oh wow, that OP guy, he has got to go five stars. It's funny. That is good. That's pretty funny. He left you off though.

Well, you know, he's pulling out fucking references of body. Has everybody been out of the show? I got another note on here that I wanted to talk about. This Paul Rorks sent me a note. I played a clip from OP show where he talked about he was with Mitch Hedberg hours before he died. OP was? OP was.

He claimed to OP. Okay. He was at Caroline's and Mitch Hedberg was there Ope was. He claimed to Ope. According to Ope. Okay. He was at Caroline's and Mitch Hedberg was there and he was with them and then he learned the next day that he had passed away. So Paul sends me a note. He says, Hedberg didn't die the day after a show. It was a few days later.

Because Ope said, no, he was doing the show and then he died. Didn't he lock himself away for a couple of days or something like that before he died? Well, I was going to say, I don't think he was performing. Yeah, people didn't see him doing the show and then he died. Didn't he like lock himself away for a couple of days or something before he died? Well, I was gonna say, I don't think he was performing. Yeah, people didn't see him an hour or two before he died. No. Opie claimed that he did. This guy says, oh, an A-round vacation when his death was announced.

Mitch was not mentioned on the next four shows they did. He said, I went back and skimmed through them and then never even acknowledged his death. If Opie was hanging around with him the day before he died or even at that last show I think he would have mentioned it So thank you I would tend to believe a listener because the listeners that show like we've noticed are very fanatic and they pay attention to every detail They do pay attention we Appreciate the sleuth thing on that one. Here's a review that came in on January 28th, worth an OP radio garbage. I would rather listen to every episode of that

dumpster fire known as OP radio podcast, then subject myself to one episode of this insufferable pile of crap. The host Carl is garbage and WATP is garbage garbage! Five stars. Yeah. Thank you very much Dan. This is, oh Sith Lords as I love the show Five Stars. Thank you very much, Dan. This is, oh, Sith Lords, as I love the show, five stars. Thank you very much. This one says, you are all honestly so annoying. I couldn't get past five minutes before turning this off. Why not talk about actual stuff instead of other podcasts?

Ha ha, delete this. Ah. That's a one-star review. That'll teach you. That's it. Yeah, that will teach me. Nuke Dukeham from January 27 says W A T P. Probably the funniest podcast ever listened to. I literally burst out laughing at work.

Lebbababla Bla five stars. Thank you very much. Nuke Dukeum. This next one says editing. And he has quotes around this. I'll take that out and post because I actually edit this show. Screams Carl. Really? Why do they just hear that? Not sure Carl does. I think this whole podcast is based on Carl's misinteresting of the mechanics of podcasting. That is a fun story.

Very well could be. That could be. I mean Dick Rogers said I'm a podcasting expert, so that must be the truth. Oh. So fun stuff there. Yeah man. I do, I mean Dick Rogers said I'm a podcasting expert so that must be the truth. Oh, so fun stuff there. Yeah, man. Yeah, go ahead. I love that you get like the five star reviews are just shit talk. Oh, I love it too. It's my favorite because the most confused people don't know the show. Right. Exactly. Like this show is fucking garbage. Five stars.

Hey, what? People don't know how to use the idea to reviews. Well, they must be like JD. They have no idea how to use the identity reviews. Well, they'll have to be like JD. They have no idea how to use this thing. Right. I think like JD was thought he was said to do like instant messaging things. You should you e-bales every couple of minutes.

Vinnie. What? We've done it all, buddy. We've done it all. Thank Christ. We've talked about OP. We talked about Scorch. We talked about Micomera and Rob Spiwak.

And Big O! Oscar Santana. We listen to voice mails, we read some reviews, so you know what that means. It must be time for... The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is everyone's favorite part of the show, Vinnie.

The ending? Even more so than when I play Boomer Guy's voice bells. Uh-huh. They love, love, love the teaser. And do you know why they love it so much? No. Endless possibilities. That makes sense.

Who knows what's going to happen next week. We don't know. But we have a tease. But we do have a clue now. And here is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. I'm not a monster. I don't know.

I'm not on a slur number monster. So I think I can just calm like this. On today's episode and the next couple of episodes, we're covering a dude. He is me, perhaps the worst person in the world, one of them top five. We'll give him top five. Top five.

Uh, we're going to talk about Joseph Mangala and, um, it is going to be hard to, uh, to deal with it some parts, but we're going to get you the information you need to know. Mangalo. I love that show. Actually, I have a fan. Right, the cop. He's not a bad person. Vinnie, you look excited. I love that show actually, I have a fan. Okay, I had a feeling the way you reacted just now. This is the last podcast on the left.

Yeah. This is a huge show. It is. It's been around for a long time. I am gonna be reviewing this show with our friend Kaya from the official podcast, gonna come on. And we're gonna talk last podcast on the left well have fun What do you think you think is a good show? You know, I think you're gonna pick it the fuck apart

But I enjoy it's great like if you like if you like Dan Carlin's hardcore history I do these guys are just more a very irreverent Dan Carlin type show and they mainly focus on atrocities So if you have a you have a good stomach on you, you can laugh at dark shit. Yeah, there you go. Well, I'm looking forward to that. I listened to this show probably seven years ago. Okay.

Six years ago, I thought it was decent and I know it's changed a lot and it's blown the fuck up. It's always been pretty popular. It feels like it really has blown up. It's huge. It's like one of the biggest shows feels like it really has grown up. It's huge. It's like one of the biggest shows. Yeah, it's fun for like car trips, you know,

if you like a little history. Okay, and you like to, you know, laugh. Well, these guys giggle a lot. Yeah, they do. You can tell by that little clip right there. They make each other laugh to no end. And you like that. You didn't like it when it was about speedwax.

But when they're, but Rob, do you want to speedwax? Wasn't said they're talking about genocide and stuff? You know, the stuff that makes me giggle. If Michael Marrow was talking about genocide, we probably would have gotten down with that, y'all. And if Michael Marrow had a conversation with his son about Auschwitz,

like they're having about Mangala, then there he goes. Is that new in the fucking Darth Vader march? They can't be talking about Auschwitz. Me and Lil Michael are gonna sit down and watch the new Netflix Ted Bundy tapes. Yeah, it's. You know. Actually, that is the latest episode

from Westpac, I said the best. But it's not in the official episode. Is it really? Yeah, they talk about the Ted Bundy tapes. Oh, gotta look at that. Yeah, so you gotta check that out. The last one I listened to that really was Komi's, they did a three-parter about Rasputin.

And that was fucking hysterical. I left a lot of that. I heard all about Rasputin from Dan Carlin. So I imagine that these guys have a different take on it. Maybe I didn't hear Dan Carlin's. So Vinnie, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. Vinnie is the host of Comedy at the Carlson Cast, where you interview the comedians that are coming through Rochester.

I do. Each and every week. I do. What do you got coming up, buddy? Well, coming up. We got Bob Sagitt. Nice. J-more. Nice.

The last few weeks, I had some of my favorite episodes the last few weeks. I got some interesting stories. We had Felipe as bars on and we discussed how you smoked crack the wrong way. Okay. Vicki Barbala. Would that be with the buttocks?

No. Is that the wrong way? Okay. No, just wrong paraphernalia. Okay. Like he didn't know what he was doing when he first decided to try crack. So I know he tried to help people, you know, figure out how to do it right

if you're gonna do it. Okay, good. Vicki Barbala, I told us some great stories about how she worked in her parents, Carpet Sarnai, she used to fuck the guy who would give them deals on wholesale carpet. No shit, that's a good story. And Moses Storm, we had on this week,

he tours around with Conan, and his parents started a cult, and he had to tour around the country with them. So we got some... Moreminism? No, weird mixture of Judaism and Catholicism. Oh, that is weird. Yeah, that they invented apparently,

and the whole thing ended up in a trial. Over what? Yeah, I have to listen to Fide Out. That's a tea! That's a tea, that's a tea. Comedy at the comedy at the time it was a murder of children all right comedy at the Carlson cast with your host Vinnie Paulina a great show definitely check that out and again thank you so much for coming over always thanks for that I know this was a marathon session and I know you're not a huge fan I'm talking

should about Opie because every now and then you run on the weeds and you have to fucking explain I will never explain you I don't though. What happens is I get phone calls about you. That's true So please Jordan's again next week because it might be the show where we find out what's it for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony In the must-vis of Morning Radio You're not Carries Man Hmm, okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone Fuckin' face Fuck

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