Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep141 - The Last Podcast on the Left

Episode Date: February 10, 2019

Three guys make jokes about Nazis then immediately get uncomfortable about it and talk about 90s sitcom Home Improvement instead. As I type this, this show ranks as the 8th most popular comedy show on iTunes (177 places higher than the Official Podcast). Kaya joins the show to discuss Nazis, edgelords, Hannah Gadsby (the Opie of standups), Boomer Guy, and more.  Support the show (if you feel inclined): https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it?

I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo. Cuzz a Roo. Slapper Rooney. A Drinky Pooh. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows.

I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I thought he was going to break down what it's all about for it to turn new people onto interesting podcasts. It's just mercilessly rips on people. Some of it's quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's hilarious the show is hilarious

W-A-T-P Are you sneakily inserting more and more clips into the intro? It's not so sneaky, yes. It's getting longer and larger, did you take a nap during that? It's just so awkward to sit here and silence while it's playing. A little back slappers and customers who want to know another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that thinks it's perfectly normal to kiss dudes on the lips

after winning the Super Bowl. I'm your host, Carl. With me as always is Kaya. Hello. Do you really? No. No, no more clicking. The top phrase of fruit. Are you kidding? It's a fucking problem. Kaya from the official podcast joins us once again. Thank you very much. Great to talk to you. If you'd like to support the show, please go buy our merchandise. You can go to whoarethese.com, click the link to our wehavemerch.com page.

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our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. We have some new comments to read later today. But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Last Podcast on the Left. This was a suggestion that came in from everyone. We've been really yeah I've been getting this note for years to review this show to big show. I mean, Kaya and I both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with three hosts Henry Zabrowski, Ben Kissel and Marcus Parks and Kaya you being an official podcast guy must be familiar

with the show. Yeah, I'll know. You weren't. No, I had no idea who these people are. And as you may recall, I recommended the last episode. Yeah, the last podcast that I was on here, the H3 podcast. So I figured, you know what, I don't want Carl to think of me as a picky eater. So I'm going to let him choose this time.

Yep. Thank you. Boy was that him steak. Holy shit, Carl. This was so boring. Really? So we listened to, we listened to episodes about Joseph Mangala. And they did a three part series on Mangala by the time that we started listening to it,

they only had parts one and two out. So did you listen to both parts one and two, Kaya? I made it only through the first. I'm sorry. Oh, that's right. I'm going to have to channel my inner Kevin here and be a little all left. I'll be honest, you might have to carry this episode. I did not enjoy this podcast in the least. I was falling asleep towards the end.

I mean, only clicked the first half of the first part actually. This is what we call the sophomore slump. And it happens to the best of them. You're coming on the first episode, you're over-prepared, you kill it. Everyone's like, holy shit, guy is the best co-host ever. And then you get real comfortable. You're like, oh, I got this.

You say, let's do a podcast like this is boring. Anyone, let's do it, don't care. And then you show real comfortable. You're like, oh, I got this. You say, let's do a podcast like this is boring. Anyone, let's do it. Don't care. And then you show up with four clips. And you're like, I got out of that. I got nothing. No, to be fair, I wasn't like, oh, I got this. It was simply, I looked at the topic and I was thinking,

oh, Nazi song, well, that's fun. Oh, yeah, that's never been talked about. Well, Jesus. Well, let me back up real quick. If you're not familiar with this show, last podcast on the left, it is a true crime style show, but they also get into UFOs and supernatural things.

And it's these three guys. One of them kind of tells the story. They do a lot of research. One of them kind of tells the story and then the other guy is kind of chiming with jokes and trying to keep it fun and upbeat. Very difficult to do with the subject matter of Joseph Mangala. And they're talking about Auschwitz, which was not a fun place.

Yeah, not the four, it's a fun place. But the jokes, the things, most of the jokes aren't even on topic and even then this show is extremely edited. Yes. It's painfully edited. There's not a single moment of silence. I don't think I've seen any more than maybe a second and a half of silence where nobody was talking.

It goes and goes. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, it's exhausting to listen to this. Just no, it's not natural. I don't know. It's just I had no fun with this whatsoever. It's funny. Say that I picked up on the same thing.

I think that I'm going to throw this out right at the beginning. I think this is one of the better podcasts out there because there are so many bad podcasts. If you just listen to this show, you go, okay, well, these guys know what they're doing. They're putting out. They're putting out. Yeah, it's well made. To the point where I think it's almost too well made, because when I listen to these jokes,

you can kind of tell that none of these are just, at the top of their heads, like in the moment's jokes, everything feels scripted, like they rehearsed an episode and then they recorded it and then they removed anything that might make them seem human down to the breaths. I thought the exact same thing. It didn't feel like a natural conversation between these three guys and I know they do live

shows and I was trying to watch some videos of them doing live shows and it didn't seem like it was scripted but it feels like it's scripted when you listen to the show that they at least have notes that they're going to, like some things are gonna punch on as the guys going through his story. Anyway, let's get into some clips. I got a bunch of clips here on the board. The first one I wanna talk about is,

this is a sensitive subject. It's not something you can have a lot of jokes and laughs about. And they covered this early and often. This is a disclaimer that comes in that I'm not really sure why they felt I need to do this. We'll say also about this episode. I don't know if this is like a crack, a beer episode.

I don't know if this is a fucking skittles. I finally got some skittles from the Duky Brothers, which I've been talking about quite a bit. Oh, I don't know if it's that kind of shit. I don't know if it blazing yourself into a stupor is going to help, but I think this is really important to really, because we're handling Dr. Mangala like he's a fucking serial killer because he is. Right.

So we're now going through the weapons and his crimes as detailed as possible as we would with any other serial killer. So he has to explain that they're going to be talking about these atrocious acts that were done by this guy, but also by Nazis in this concentration camp. And it's almost as if if they didn't say that we'd think they were condoning it, like nobody think you're covering history, this should have happened.

They overdid that. Okay, so here's my clip that sums up the show for you is I don't need to set this up even. Clip 2 and then I'll explain. I don't know what is worse. Honestly, we've just go going through the the the atrocious crimes of Yosef Mangelah as I've heard several documents. Oh, I don't know. But unfortunately, since the very beginning and I don't know why this happened But in my brain started playing every single time I saw Mangala was this to Right this is the last podcast on the left. I am Ben Kessel with Mark is parks with the guy who always has music in his head

And Rosa Browski as well. It's a good way of putting it. I'm not a monster. I don't know. I was in a store in a monster. So that little bit at the beginning of the first episode, the mangle apart, they set the tone for the show for people like me. I suppose we've never listened before where it's, oh, we're going to talk about this sad historical thing, but also, you know, we're going to make fun of it, make light of it, and have fun with it, which is cool.

I like dark comedy, but it's not, dark comedy isn't good if you then have to explain that you are being an edge lord. Like, yes! You're giggling to yourself being like, oh, look at what a naughty boy I am. I'm not a monster, you know? It's just for shits and giggles.

No, you, if you want to make a dark joke, you make the dark joke, and you have to do it nonchalantly. You can't just do this. And then this podcast has this weird back and forth where they will make fun of it a lot, a lot. Everybody is giggling and cackling. And on all of a Sunday, try to almost swing the pendulum back and be all serious and

the mirror about it. Like, oh, this is this is true evil yes Yes, these Nazis they were truly evil. They were so bad you guys like yeah, we know you don't Like they feel bad that they're making fun of it. I had a thought about that too I was talking to Chris the other night who listened to this show. We're kind of working through what what is one of those guys What are these guys all about? It sounds like they're trying to be,

do you ever see the movie Pineapple Express? No. Pineapple Express is this supposed to be like a stoner comedy that turns into this action movie that wants to be than a thriller. It's like trying to be all these different genres and all these things all at once. And it's a big movie, people like it.

And people like this show, to me, it doesn't work because you can't be super serious about super serious subject matter. These guys take themselves very seriously at a few points in this show, especially in the second installment in part two. They talk about how without understanding history, without these guys telling us about this history, we're doomed to repeat it. And it is extremely graphic. I know for those listening, it's really hard to hear that stuff, but it is important

to hear what it was like because otherwise, we can't forget the history. We're going to be destined to repeat it as that old cliche goes, but it's a cliche for a reason. It's very true. This is where it ends. Yeah, this is where the shit leads to. All right, so they've said we have to be the ones to tell you guys this, or else, obviously, there's gonna be another Holocaust.

So thank God for the last podcast on the left. We need you to point out how bad Nazi's was. Like every few moments I have to break this I know we got good Wave with the jokes and at some points. I was even giggling at some of the jokes, but then they have to like put it And to a false like a nanny school marming themselves going no well, you know you guys this is actually they're gonna This is really fucked up. This is really evil. Yes. I have to play you this clip kind of this sums it up perfectly these guys are I they're like you said that they want to be ads lords so when they try to be serious they're terrible at it the vast majority people suffered under the uh the Nazis and that's

why we have to always remember uh the you know comedians and truth tellers or whatever like that's why they're important even if you disagree with whatever, but you we just can't lose sight of that. And I want to tell you, I wrote down what this guy just said. I want to read it to you for bait them. And that's why we have to always remember that you know, comedians and truth tellers or whatever, like that's why they're important. Even if you disagree with like whatever, but we just can't lose sight of that. Great fucking point, Dabby.

His heart wasn't the right point. It was, I know what he was trying to do, but guys, it's fine, we all think that the Nazis were evil assholes, it's okay. No one thinks you're good don't against. This is great, I'm glad you noticed this too. Speaking of taking themselves too seriously, it's a running theme with these guys, but at the same time Quickly play my clip 13, please. All right as a true crime paranormal fucking all things macabre podcasts

We're gonna keep coming back to the Nazis every once in a while for a couple of years because it's almost like your force to back to the Nazis every once in a while for a couple of years, because it's almost like your force to. Oh boy. No, you're not forced to. You don't have to cover the Nazis every single goddamn month. So I heard this because I didn't check out any of the other episodes, so the episode names are any of that stuff. So I'm just listening to this and then I scrolled down after I heard this.

And yeah, they cover paranormal events, a true crime shit. Like, okay, so paranormal true crime that eventually always leads back to Nazi. You're the history channel. Right. There's no connection there at all. You're not, you're not Dan Carlin. We don't need you to cover that fucking Nazis. You're, you're ancient aliens with laughter. That's all it is. You're taking yourself so seriously. And then this, you said, okay, you don't have to teach us about Nazism, right, Carl? You said that's the point you made. But Blake, clip 15 real quick. Now for those of you who don't know, the SS for the most

ardent of Hitler's Nazis, they were the true believers who enforced his racial policies in Germany and the occupied countries, in addition to being the fiercest of his soldiers on the battlefield, and worst of all, the ones who ran the concentration camps. These people are frickin' terrified. So I heard this, and I was initially gonna give them shit for it,

because I was thinking, who the fuck doesn't know who the SS is? Why are you explaining this? But then I remember this article I read the other day in the Washington Post and I pulled it up It says two thirds of American millennials surveyed in a recent poll. Don't know what Auschwitz is Dude dick masters. It was just talking about this that what was it? 20% of millennials Have never heard of the Holocaust. The Holocaust.

Yeah. What the fuck? I don't know what it is. How is that possible? I want to give these guys shit for explaining this shit as if people are hearing this for the first time. They've got them Nazis. But then the millennials don't even know what the Holocaust is.

The millennials, the group that is most likely to go around calling people Nazis. That's true. Don't even know what holocaust is. And that's the upsetting part, right? People are learning from these guys. They're tuning into podcasts like this, the learning about the holocaust. And the problem is that this is a podcast that lumps in the holocaust into shit like UFO sightings and big food.

Yeah. As these guys making shits and giggles of, oh, yeah, Joseph Mangalino with so evil and cost into shit like UFO sightings and Bigfoot. Yeah. As if these guys making shits and giggles of, oh yeah, Joseph Mangalino was so evil and so terrible. It was a sad time in Auschwitz. It truly was evil. And tuning next week, where we inspect the Chupacabra. It's a brilliant point.

Yeah, it's brilliant. I want to circle back to these guys having to make it seem like it's such a heavy, it is a heavy topic, but no one's going to the last podcast on the left to get the whole breath and depth of the Holocaust or Nazi occupation. But this is just these guys tripping over themselves to talk about how terrible this all was. I mean, absolutely, it's just fucking dis... I mean, it's disgusting. But this is just the beginning of it. And then, again, explaining how horrible this all was. So the sweaters were actually from universities in the university. In Michigan. In Michigan.

In Michigan. Interesting. They got through where they were from the university in Michigan. Oh, my God. This is, yeah. This is honestly maybe the hardest episode we've ever done, or the least, and I don't know. That is really...

Oh, it's... That is really something horrible. All right, the first part is probably confusing. I'll circle back to why they were talking about sweaters from Michigan. But is that, I don't listen to a lot of true crime stuff. They're like surprised by the story. They're going, oh my God, that is so horrible.

Yeah, it is, but are we really surprised by what we're learning about right now? Has this not been well documented? Yeah, like I said, it's this covering their own ass as almost as the people we're gonna accuse them of being Nazi sympathizers just we're talking about it. So they have to, every other moment, they have to remind us how evil the Nazis are,

this group of people that literally nobody else likes either. Who is this for? We know, the Nazis are bad. I guess it's for the fucking millennial too, don't know. Well, I'm not asking you. Yeah, Jesus. Again, it's just this overacting of how horrified they are. Oh my God.

How are you doing? You know? Oh my God. And then this is super intense. Oh my God, how are we? Oh, right. You know? Oh my God. And then this is super intense. And this is, it's obviously a very intense story. And it is, it's a lot of horrible grizzly details. But I think a part of that is facing it.

Yeah, we know. Yeah. We know. Yeah. All right, let me start going back to that thing where they're talking about the Michigan sweaters. In the beginning of part two, they say, this is going to be really gut-ranging.

This is going to be rough. So they have an idea of how they're going to be able to whiten things up because it's going to be hard to make jokes about torturing people. This is going to be one of our most brutal gut-rinshine episodes ever, truly the shiniest of gold stars.

So in an attempt to try to lighten it up even the tiniest bit, after certain particularly horrible bits of information, we're gonna be providing, did you know facts about 90s sitcom home improvement? Okay. See, it's important for you to remember how much lore that is in home improvement. Yeah. Okay. Are you familiar with the show, Home Improved Man?

I know you grew up in Germany. Yeah. Okay. Okay, good. This is an example of, they're talking about something super heinous and they're like, oh, wait in the mood. We'll talk about some behind the scenes thing from the sitcom home improvement.

And some of these people actually survived the initial shot and spent days conscious and dying under a mountain of corpses. By the end of October, the Einsatzgruppen just that one, just that one battalion who'd committed that massacre. They claimed a further 70,000 Jewish lives in just three months. Jesus. This is honestly, once again, I'm getting close to a home improvement fact here. This is getting pretty brutal.

Colleges in universities in Michigan would send Tim Allen sweaters and t-shirts to wear during tapings of home improvement. Oh, hold on. And and he did. Okay. So I always wear them.. Oh, hold on a second. And he did. Oh, that's how I knew it was always weirdo. So Tim Allen's doing that. Tim Allen sweaters were sent from university. How are they having that much fun with that?

That's just fair. I don't know. These guys can't. They don't have the balls to commit to either one. They don't have the balls to commit to dark comedy, but they also don't have the balls to just commit to being serious. So they have to keep going back and forth, but the segues are terrible. They're terrible.

Here's another example real quick, and then we'll move on, but this is again, they're leaning so hard into this home improvement, and it's just an ongoing joke to them. In one episode of home improvement, it said that Tim Taylor is three years older than his wife Jill. Okay. But in real life, Patricia Richardson is two years older than Tim Allen. I think you should apologize. I think that Tim Allen should apologize for this kind of lying.

This is what I'm going to be lied to. I'm a home improvement fucking junkie. I'm a I'm I'm a Improvis and I don't know this kind of shit. Really I'm a tool timer show within the show Fucking cares They are leaving into the so hard Speaking of random ramblings then yeah play my clip 10 This is just this is one of their jokes,

but it's just random, garbled nonsense to relieve the awkwardness in the room that is entirely created by themselves, by the way, because there's nothing awkward about this. You don't have to be joking or make it, just play clip 10, you look like, I love your son about this, all right. That's like if you go to a little vacation town where it's like, you know

Maybe the KKK is in the forest, but instead of maybe it being the KKK It's the KKK, but they believe they are descended from the wizards of white people that are from down deep inside the centers of mountains and shit right scary What the fuck are you talking about? They're trying to snub it down for the layman. I'm tired, am I not getting the punchline here? What is funny about this? Just a random string of words.

That doesn't make any sense, Rick. Yeah, that's a good shit. There's a lot of that, too. Real quick before we move on, I'd also like to quickly play this clip, which is, so like you said, these guys, they just have to Cover their asses so much. Yeah, I have some insurance that they're oh, yeah, we have make jokes, but this is truly evil, but at the same time Play clip nine real quick the more I read about the Nazis. It's true. The less I understand the more I'm at this sort of very intense intersection of just going like why why why why they get like this

Why I get like this, I mean you can kind of see I mean obviously there are I know that there are historical reasons why and there are the things that led up to it, but it's just more of being like wow they all just really let themselves throw this this Idriven hate filled temper tantrum that they were all a part of in one go Yeah, that's not fast-cycle or anything. This is what we were talking about. These guys aren't actually historians. They're not really knowledgeable on this subject. This is like what, three millennial sitting down to talk about, bullshit, true crime,

paranormal, horse shit, so they can sell you, you know, home security systems which might sound familiar to you. I've heard shows like that before. This guy just doesn't get why bad things happen. You know, how could the Nazis do something so evil? I don't get it. How could this happen? I did so much research on this.

And the more I learned about it, the less I understand it. What does he want to stay in the ovation? That's right, there's nothing to understand here. This is... Jesus, yeah, that's the thing. It's gonna happen. It's in our species's DNA. There are some people who, if they can get away

with killing people, they're gonna kill people. This isn't, it's not a mystery. You don't have to shrug your arms about it. Wow. I have to tell you, the one thing I notice about these guys is they almost did too much research for this episode. I'm not even sure how that's possible but in part two if you had listened to it they don't even talk about

Joseph Mangler that much. They go off for like 25 minutes they're just talking about Auschwitz and what was going on there and they give this disclaimer early on in the show. Yes, and of course, there's a lot of information on Auschwitz out there. We're not gonna do, it's a total cover of Auschwitz, but we're gonna have a lot of information that's new to all of us,

specifically, it was really new to me. So, but if you want more information, you can find it, you know that. Oh, okay, so, so, Kay, they're not gonna tell you everything that ever happened in Auschwitz in the next two hours Okay, and by if you want to learn about that you can find it for yourself Yeah, all right, we get it just stay on topic the problem with these guys is that they did so much research that they just wanted to spit out Everything they learned over the last couple days reading the wiki pages

This is an example of them giving me fucking homework because they're like, holy shit, there's all this other stuff that you can be learning about. But yeah, humor at the Holocaust is a very interesting phenomenon that you can do some research on yourself. It's fascinating. Oh, okay, yeah, let me just do that. I'm listening to your show, but let me stop it

and do my own fucking research. Here's another example of them telling me to go read a book. Yeah, and a me closest book, it's just called Auschwitz. It's the only first hand written account we have of what the Sunder commando actually had to do. Honestly, if you really want to ruin a fucking Sunday, read that book. I, it is, it is, it is very, it is important.

And it is, you get to important read. Oh, I got it. I'm taking it way too seriously. This is an important read. You got to read Auschwitz again. You're still going to be talking about fucking Joseph Mengele. This is on W-A-T-P and I'm glad that you're following this rule this week, Kaya. Don't do too much research because it ruins the show.

That's why we listen to one fucking episode. We make fun of it. We move on Because these guys are so all in on this topic that they can't stay on task Listen to this clip where they're just getting off on shit that there's supposed to be talking about Joseph Mangala That's the point of this. Yeah, and all the shit was done on a scale so vast that we'd have to add a whole other episode Just to cover the medical experiments outside of what Just Mangala was doing. Yeah, right. Exactly. That's the point. Nobody is asking you to do a thorough investigation into the atrocities of the German concentration camps. That's not what the task was here. Stay on task, guys. It's just no balls of bullshit where they have to stop themselves. They have

to cut their little book report about Joseph Mingola and half Yeah, and take a pause just to talk about oh by the way you guys Shwitz real bad I had a clip about that too. Okay, I need to need to order these better. What the fuck am I doing? Yeah. Oh, clip eight. Okay. We're going to get into it fully on the second episode,

but there isn't going to be any myth-busting here. Auschwitz really does deserve its reputation as the worst place in human history that we know of. Oh, Jesus Christ. What myth? Myth-busting. What are Busting. I mean, there might be some countries in the Middle East where there's confusion about this, but I don't think there's a lot of myths going on.

There's I guess when you know, 20% of the population doesn't fucking know what the Holocaust is, but holy shit. That's amazing. I have a great clip out here because again, they're doing so much research that they're reading books and watching videos on YouTube, and they get to a point where the guys arguing with YouTube commenters, these are comments that nobody else has seen,

and there's really no reason to argue with people on YouTube. It's a terrible decision to make. What would you do in that situation? Because there's a lot of people in the comment section of these videos being like, I would never. I would never, whatever it is. No, you have no clue.

You have no clue what these people are dealing with. Because he was there with his wife and his daughter. Right. Yeah, take that random YouTube commenters. Yeah, wonderful. Fucking dovey's. It's odd to me that these guys lack any type of focus. They've been on a show for so long.

They have a specific topic that they're trying to get to and they can't help themselves, but to talk about all these other things that are going on in World War Two and a concentration camps. And don't get me wrong, it's fascinating stuff. But it would be like if I was reviewing OP radio and all I talked about was how unfunny and stupid,

vick-henly, oh wait, all right, never mind. Even towards the second half of the first episode about this Joseph Mangalagai, they just stop talking about him, which is interesting and start talking about Auschwitz, which yes, I get it, it was bad. You don't have to explain to me what happened at Auschwitz. I'm not the target audience for this, It's just plus the whole, again, stopping your joke to explain that this was all bad. It's like if comedian made a rape joke

and then he stopped this entire bit, his whole show to explain that rape is actually bad. You know, I think we're gonna do that point actually. You're saying that like it wouldn't happen, but it probably will. Yeah, I guess probably will. Yeah. I guess I guess so. And these people like this are the part of the problem.

And with you have to apologize and hedge your bets against the some sort of an online mob. I kind of get it because they would get shit for, oh, are you normalizing Naziism and all that sort of retarded nonsense. They would get on Twitter, I suppose,, but you know turn off your notifications asshole. They even and I thought I had the clip I don't at the end of the part two. They get real serious and they start talking about Listen guys the Holocaust actually happened. This isn't some misinformation. You know there's a lot of misinformation out there, but this is real. This really happened. It's like who's accusing you of lying right now?

I don't understand where this is coming from. The Lady Duff protest too much me thinks. You know, it's like, why do you think that people are calling you? This isn't an Alex Jones episode. You're talking about the Holocaust. It's pretty well documented. There's fucking video footage on it for Christ's sake.

Yeah, it's just this people giving too much credence a helicopter. It's pretty well documented. There's fucking video footage of it for Christ's sake. Yeah, it's just as people giving too much credence to people who deny this sort of stuff, I guess, the Holocaust deniers. There aren't that many of them, man. There aren't. It's pretty well documented. Since this is an episode of Nazis and they go into eugenics a lot, and it just tickled my fancy that they had certain advertisers.

And to be fair, I shifted the advertising around to be more on point in this clip, but I did not edit their actual words or the ad. So please play my clip 11. All right. When they married, Mangalow was required to submit Irene's family history to the central office for race and resettlement to ensure that there was no trace of Jewish blood in her family. Thanks to 23 and me for supporting today's last podcast on the left.

23 and me allows you to go beyond ancestry to access more personalized insights based on your DNA. In case you want to make sure that your future wife is never not in two. Got a 23 and me. That's funny. I feel like they should have maybe given the company a heads up like, hey, you guys, you know, you might want to stay out of this one.

No, they're going to take the money. Oh, yeah, they're going to take the money. That's a well done speaking of advertisements. Part two starts off with a promo. And I think all their shows do. They promote other podcasts that are on their network. And this is a podcast called Brighter Side. I just, I have to play this promo for you, Kaya,

because it's ridiculous. Who would want to listen to this show? ["Promo for Uchaya"] Hey, everyone. How you doing? This is Ed Larson from the Ryle Tableau gentlemen. How you do it baby? I miss you too, but you don't got to miss me too much because I got another show with Miss Amber Nelson called the brighter side. It's a cynics look at optimism. And we all need positivity in our life because if you're all negative, it's going to globby gloop in your stomach and you're gonna be a miserable nasty person.

Nobody wants to be with the miserable nasties. They're bad, skipping away from everyone else. Back, back. This is how the show opens. That's the very first thing that you hear when the show opens. This woman saying,

oh, you're gonna get some globity goop in your stomach by being negative, like what? Is so that's their network? That advertising? I guess. It's-they say- Because yeah, I noticed that too. I actually clipped the-the ad they have on the first episode as well, so playclip one please. We're here to tell you about the wizard and the bruiser, a podcast that uncovers the truth behind how your favorite superheroes, anime series, and video games became the pop culture juggernauts that we rely on to forget the pain of existence.

We're not saying that this is the most informative key history podcast ever, but I will promise you that you will learn enough to impress your one really weird cousin who always wears the Naruto headband. And if you are that weird cousin, let me just say, I got to Ootaku Simpai. That was that chick. Acceptably racist. Top on the way way back machine is we take you to 1992 when Mortal Kombat ruled the arcades and kids were clamoring for the newest issue of spawn.

Or just sit back and relax as two ageing comedians try to understand how the hell Minecraft managed to conquer the minds of our nation's chubby as children. Oh, really? Do we really need another Nerf culture podcast series? I can't imagine this is adding any listeners to their show. If their show is any good, I wouldn't know it. That's a terrible promotion. It isn't.

Of course it isn't. There is a million videos on YouTube already discussing the history of each and every single video game and whatever fucking nerd came up with it. Who gives a shit about Mortal Kombat? We're gonna talk about why Minecraft became popular with kids. It's a video game. Kids like video games, mystery solve, one is there to talk about this.

Holy shit, I hate his goddamn shoes, where I don't know a few light games, I don't know if your friends like games, but to me there's something unsettling about these 30-something-year-old man children who are still obsessed with like... It was shit like music, that is just just eight bits beeps and boobs. Oh, and he fuck we did a whole episode about that There's a video game music podcast where these guys were going fucking ape shit over video game music from the 90s

And it's terrible. This music was programmed by some guy in Japan making, I don't know, maybe 40 bucks for each composition that he submits. They're just trying to get as much music done as possible as quickly as possible to get in the stupid video games so they can move on. And if these guys are like analyzing it like, whoa, listen to this part. It's fucking garbage. It's not good music. I cut them some slack if it was a unique idea, but you can go on YouTube type in literally any video game and at the word history or you have no facts. And you'll get a thousand videos explaining to you what blood type the creator of that video game has down to the smallest detail.

We don't need you. We don't need this. Grow up at some point you need to get new hobbies, man. You don't even have to change the fucking genre. I feel like shooting video games, go, go to a fucking gun range. If you're like role playing games, fucking role play with your girlfriends,

just do you really have to like shit at 30 that you did at 13 still? It is, it's a weird phenomenon that we have where people don't want to grow up and they're excited about it. They're prideful. They want to shout it from the mountain tops Hey, look at me. I'm still acting like an immature tween like okay You're boasting that

They're proud of their worthless knowledge Well, I'm so you know, yeah, I'm the best. I have so much white matter in my brain being shot away and You know, I'm the best. I have so much white matter in my brain being shot away and just bullshit. And you know what? These people probably always existed. But now with the internet, we know about them. That's the problem. I used to be those of the people just were in front of us. So you didn't have to hear these conversations. No, the internet, they're competitive too. Like I know more worthless knowledge than you do. Carl. Well, that might be true. I want to go back to this brighter side promotion. So this goes on for two minutes at the beginning of the show. And this is the next part

where they introduced the game they play on their podcast. And you can just tell how much fun these two are having. On our show on a regular basis, we have this thing called it's a game we invented it's called hupa go go no do do do how would you say it there is no way to say it it's a game we made up and basically it's a rapid fire addition of finding the positivity in something negative we're gonna play a quick version for you right now so you see how it goes amber because you give me something negative something negative negative, horse manure. Horse manure, all right. You could throw it at a car.

I mean, you shouldn't be throwing horse manure at cars. It's a bad thing to do, but it's probably fun to watch. Heck yeah, and they got to come and form, be in a car at home. What's your positive of horse manure? You can use it to feed plants. That makes the food. That's right. That's right.

Minuver makes food. Isn't that great that poo poo makes food for more poo poo? Oh, that's so nice. This is circle of poo poo. This is where it's hard to show has to be. Both that ad, the show that ad is for at the fucking left side of the podcast where the fuck it's called, it has to be for children.

That's the message. It's for children, they're like, all right, we're gonna say something that's not good And then you got to figure out what's good about it horse manure and by the way, this is the promos This must be like the best that they can come up with yeah horse manure He can throw it in a car or you could use it to fertilize plants Neat move it on what else you got? It's a shit. It's not negative. It's manure The animal produces manure. why is it all my-

So, no, no, no, I don't care. I thought they were gonna say something like, oh, you know, bone cancer and children. Right! No, listen, I got another clip from this. They do another game. And it's the same game, but now they have another topic of a bad thing. I want to say, Amber, what is the brighter side of dirty blankets? Dirty blankets. You can put in a barn and keep a dog warm. You're such a nice person.

I'm gonna say, I like doing laundry. I'm gonna clean the blankets. Are you like doing laundry? I enjoy laundry. It's zenz me out. It makes me peaceful, fold it, nice, put it in the cabinet. You got to clean blanket for when guests come over

or when it gets chilly What I'm trying to say is listen to the brighter side. It's a cynics-looking optimism And it's on the last podcast network and also clean your sheets at least two weeks because you need to sleep in a clean blanket Be good to yourself, baby Fucking thing sucks! What? What kind of promotion is that? I got a couple of things to talk about here This is trying to promote this game. They play where they say something negative and find the bright side of it and

This fucking asshole goes dirty sheets and oh, you know what I like about dirty sheets. You can clean them Okay, fucking hot take asshole Like there's some cynic listening to those, like, oh, you're right, I could do a lot of it. And then this dummy, this woman says, clean your sheets at least two weeks, which is not even a complete sentence. It makes zero, you could have fucking edited that. This is a promo that you're putting out.

And they're shot of a can in the roll excited, oh, you're gonna listen to her show, it's so great. We're talking about bleb it. So anyway, Kay, my point is, the reason why I'm playing these cuss for you is because I wanted to think, what if I submitted WATP, a promo to the last podcast of the left network? Do you think they would play this?

This is my promo I'm submitting to their show. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Hey, this is Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. And I hope you'll check out our episode right here on the last podcast network. We do a hilarious show every single week.

We do crazy things like listen to OP, giant to podcast. Nothing but the best for us today. The best to the best. TV's really loud. I don't sit over there. Oh, she's helping. That's why you're supposed to podcast. I'm a podcast, six studio.

You can still eat goose. We also do a lot of fun things I play voice mails from people's favorite call or boomer guy. You know what? Fuck my fucking cock. You fucking pieces of shit that don't like the fucking voice mails. The voice mails are the best fucking part of the show now haha that's right boomer guy so please make sure you check us out we're having so much fun over here

haha you think they'll play that before one of their episodes or it wasn't long enough it needs to be too many that's but yeah I have no idea I don't actually remember do these guys curse I didn't oh that's a good point I didn't notice that either. Because what I was gonna say, you used the word kaga. I thought you were gonna play the Boomer guy saying faggot and such, but I don't know if these guys even said fuck. I didn't even pick up on that. You're probably right. They're very mainstream. In fact,

one of the jokes doesn't make any sense to me at all. They say this at the beginning of part two. Because I would just open up images of Auschwitz to look at so I could have more visual references of it. And man, it is worse than a cup of coffee. Oh yeah. Like it's just, it's just the, I don't know what the opposite, I don't know what the soul drenching

version of a cup of coffee is, but it is that I don't know what the soul drenching version of a cup of coffee is, but it is that. I was worse than a cup of coffee was the joke. Yeah, what is that? What does that mean? I'm telling you, it's a fucking podcast with children who doesn't like coffee. It's kids. It's little kids who've never had coffee or beer or anything that tastes bitter. What the fuck are you talking about?

He says, I don't know, I don't know what the soul drenching version of a couple of coffee is I know neither I have no idea what you're talking about And I got to take it English is my first language coffee. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it at all They also go off on on leaderhosen and they got a bunch of jokes for this So the setup is they're making fun of Germans for thinking that they're the master race. And of course, like, how could that be? They wear a leader hose and then that sets off all these hilarious jokes. You ever worn real later hosings? Oh, yeah, buddy. My mom, of course, my father, my parents, they guarantee embarrassment.

I was in six, I was six years old, my whole family wore later hosings, and my mom thought it was going to make us the coolest kids in kindergarten. And it did not work, believe it or not. But when it comes to later, Hosen, they're incredibly uncomfortable. They're just sweat bags. No, they're just made to give you a camel toe. And then somehow they've tried, this is the amazing marketing of the German people. They've tried to make it sexy.

I know what's going on, St. Paulie Girl. Nothing sexy about what's happening under that sweat box. These guys are the later hosen jokes what Jim Gaffigan is the hot pockets like they just have so many hot takes they can't get them all in Anything anything to take the pressure off of them Talking about the holocaust. Yeah. Oh my god speaking of them sending this whole whole shit up I forgot this clip. I want to chew on this in here real quick, even though it's a terrible segue. Play my clip for please where they're being exceptionally redundant. Well, Mangala was what you would call

the perfect Nazi. He took orders without question. he believed wholeheartedly in the mission of Adolf Hitler he was a virulent anti-Semite. Wow really? He was anti-Semite. Wow. I'm glad they clarified that Carl I wouldn't have known that the angel of death at Auschwitz did like Jews. Holy fuck.

I have to play a clip that they say this and I don't even know if this is true. I've never heard this before. It sounds like revisionist history to me. And then at the end of this, the punchline is they have a hilarious non-sacritor joke. But listen to what they say here. And Mangala did it with no compunction whatsoever. Because his belief was that there were two gifted races in the world Germans and Jews and so once the Jews were completely and totally annihilated the Germans would be on top and the rest of the world

would eventually just capitulate to the will of the German people and Grota love pickles By when it comes dynamite drop in money So that's very counter to what you just played. They said that Joseph Mangula thought the two major races in the world were Germans and Jews, and that's why the Germans had to get rid of the Jews. Has anyone ever said the Nazis were fond of the Jewish people and thought that they were a rival? Is that? I've never heard that before.

As far as I know, they just thought that the Jews were these sneaky people, like shifty they know how to manipulate others. Yeah. You know, if you don't keep them in check, it's, it's, I don't know, I could be true, it could not be true. I've never heard that before. I've never heard of a grotto though. What the fuck was that?

Everything, everything has to end in some sort of a nonsensical relief. It's like their verbal crutch. They don't have verbal crutches that you pay attention to, like, you know, and all that sort of stuff, but their crutch is making a complete, unrelated joke just to relieve the pressure in the room a little bit. I have an example of that. They're talking about they had brothels or they had a brothel in Auschwitz, which was news to me,

but they're talking about this brothel that they actually let the prisoners use. Yeah, I mean, to make it even worse, like you'd think like even, okay, maybe, maybe they could commiserate. They're both prisoners, to make it even worse, like you'd think like even, okay, maybe, maybe they could commiserate. They're both prisoners. Maybe they could talk to each other. Nope, because there was always an SS officer watching everything in the puff through a peephole to make sure that nobody did anything except the missionary position. Oh my, this is extremely

German. He said, yeah, what does that, what does that mean? He said they had a, they had a fuck using the missionary position. They goes, well, that's very German. He said yeah, what is that what what was that what does that mean? He said they had a they had a fuck using the missionary position They got well that's very German are the Germans know for yeah, they don't for being proved What is he talking about? No, no for scat porn that's not at all German the missionary position are you nuts? What is he talking about? But that's the kind of randomness that they have to just like throw shit out there They're like oh yeah, and then the guys we would watch through a But that's the kind of randomness that they have to just like throw shit out there. They're like, oh yeah, yeah. And then the guys, they would watch through a people.

That's so fucking German. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, what? Doesn't even make sense. This is a great clip where they're talking about how obviously the concentration camps were state run. So the dude compares that to, do you guys have DMVs in Germany the Department of Motor Vehicles We have plenty of bureaucracy problems here. He equates concentration camps to DMVs

I mean, it's a government facility. Yeah, you know, it's the a billion times worse than a DMV experience And you just imagine feeling like trash when you go there. Now you have this situation Now I can relate. Thank you. I didn't know how bad it was. Now I get it. I'll actually give them some kudos on that. Yeah.

Because it must have taken them great restraints, not to force snarky references to current politics on a show about Nazis. It's true. So that's a good job at least every other word wasn't, oh, you know, where it's just like these guys today. Okay, that's good. It does when you hear about current political leaders and you hear them called Nazis or compared to Nazis, when you do actually you do actually okay sorry there wasn't any

in the first episode don't let no no no no they didn't at all no I agree with you okay but when people do that and you hear it all the time it when you when you actually break down what the Nazis were up to it does make that seem fucking ridiculous yeah no shit like I said these guys don't even know what the fucking Holocaust was but if you ask them literally every one is Hitler Not seism. Yes. This is a second holocaust. You don't know what the holocaust is Tell me what I'll show you. Tell me where I'll show it was Asshole with middle line you'll Fucking dumb ass dipshit who doesn't even drink coffee apparently. What are these?

So this is what pisses me off that at the end of the day this is just a podcast for a bunch of by a bunch of douchebags who in their own words this is they're making fun of paranormal activities and macabre autities and true crime all to sell you shitty home security kits making fun of the Holocaust but if you ask them oh they're educating the masses you know they're just this is serious business you guys they were evil and also he's 23 and me. Fuck you. I do think that we might affect the wrong episode. I don't think this is a good representation of the show because of the way they're constantly doubling back and saying this is guys just so you know.

doubling back and saying, this is guys just so you know, we're giggling about home improvement, but this is really terrible. I don't think that's what the show normally is because a lot of people actually like this show. I heard from a lot of people. I don't give a fuck. Who is wrong? Who were excited about it like video last week.

I don't give a shit. If you're gonna be a comedian, you don't get to have some sort of an off topic like a touching topic word. Oh, I don't get to have some sort of an off topic like a touching topic where oh I can't joke about this. I agree. I agree. And by the way, as enough time not passed at this point, I'm not saying that we should be

laughing about what happened in concentration camps, not even in the slightest, but when you hear shit like this, you don't find this a little bit amusing. He became so enthusiastic about working with the Nazis that he'd carry around a tobacco pouch that he'd made from the scrotum of a Jewish prisoner that they had sterilized. And it's show it to the other Jewish prisoners. Now, listen, I think that that, I mean, listen, that's a terrible thing. But you don't find that amusing at all. The guy took a scrotive and turned it to a tobacco pouch that he carried around. Like I said, you can absolutely, I love calm. You can make this funny and I'm gonna

laugh what I don't like is the hypocrisy. Right. What I don't like is them joking about it and then backtracking, back paddling and oh, you know, I'm like, it's totally, we're not making light of this, it's evil. I did get an idea. Just make fun of it. Right. You're just making jokes. Well, that's the thing.

Like, keep it consistent. If you're not making jokes about this, but then you are making jokes about a serial killer, does that mean you don't care about those victims? Like, just keep it fucking consistent. We're trying to lighten things up a little bit. We're not the ones who started World War 2. If we could go back in history, we would have made sure it didn't happen. But it did, and we're trying to lighten up. Here's a voicemail that we got. Someone who was excited that we were going to be

talking about last podcast on the left. Hey, this is Lata, and I am so glad that you guys are covering last podcast on the left. I do not understand the appeal of that show I guess it appeals to you if you think the term ball deep is absolutely hilarious that guy Henry Oh my god, he's about as funny as a yeast infection or cancer. I'll step it up to cancer But yeah, keep up the good work. Hi, this could be our next co-host, I think. I'm the carekeeper of the girl of the award. It's a daily show. And if you, well, whatever, man, I might do what you want to do.

What am I doing telling you what to do? Look forward next week. I do. So this is someone who also agrees that this is not a great show. Look, I'm completely willing to accept that this might otherwise be a great show and we've just caught a boring episode or something, but at the same time, you get the point of this show.

The point is to be a pedantic asshole. So don't just go on the fucking core of these podcasts, subreddit to whine about how we didn't get the points or the comedy or the whatever the show. Well, I can tell you anyone who can play it about us on the subreddit will have to defend this clip and explain to me why this is funny. This is the funny accent, funny Midwestern accent jokes. I would believe if Jeffrey Demmer had a roommate in his apartment, I would believe that he had less of an idea. Of what was going on. Like the whole thing is

that it's a puts going. You're making some kind of Sasha's stew here. What is? Oh, these are the funniest looking sausages I've ever ever seen. Wait a second. Are these? Are these penises? And it's one of those things, Kaya, and it's a tough line when we do WATP, listen to these shows, well this isn't that bad, but when you hear the way that they're going about the topic and then they lose their shit over something that's not that funny, like that would be fine if it were in a show that the rest of it was also good.

But there's so much nonsense going on and then this doesn't Midwestern accent, I was like, ah! Ah! Ah! All right. I don't know. It's a mixture of that.

It's a mixture of how scripted it all feels. Yeah. Like that joke, too, where you think, okay, he wrote this before the show even started. Yes. And that they just have to laugh at themselves at their own jokes. Where you think, oh, this is, you know,

it was a good joke, but you should have just the delivery isn't, I'm not gonna have fun if you were laughing at it. Like, who am I not great? No. This is an example of their style of humor. One of the aspects of their humor is the exaggeration. You know, that's one of the things that's always funny. If you say something that's so exaggerated.

And these people were still forced to work a well-extremely sick. I have to say, if I have a sneeze on a Monday, I'm not working until Wednesday. And he really had a whole wind up for that too. If I have a sneeze on a Monday, it's like, all right, Lewis Black. We got this is what again, who's this for?

I don't know. Little babies, you know, when I sneeze, I can't work for weeks. You know, at one time, I drank coffee and I had a new rhythm. You ever drink two beers at the same night? It's crazy. Yeah. There's another clip that I want to play where they get into a very specific story of something that they're trying to demonstrate how terrible a person, Joseph Mangula was,

and this is a very specific story about something that happened one day. The children hid. So Mangula, since he had a relationship with the children, personally combed the blocks looking for them, rooting them out of hiding spots. Then, once he found them, he drove them to the gas chamber in his own car. And when one child pleaded with Uncle Mangala not to be sent away, he gave a casual wave of his hand without even looking at her to signal a Nazi capo to deal with it. And so the capo grabbed the little girl and flung her against the wheel of a transport

truck so hard that her skull shattered. All right. I don't think the news media gets stories right that happened yesterday. I'm sure shit not believing this one specific story that happened where you're talking about his facial expression and what gesture he made. Like, do you guys really think that this is exactly how things went down? I mean, I don't know. I think there's a lot of exaggeration because this guy was a terrible person. But then they get into story. They get into story. Yeah, no shit.

Then they get into stories like this, and you're like, all right, I don't story. They get in the story. Yeah, no shit. They get the stories like this, and you're like, all right, I don't know. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. There are some of these things like I, it just, it can't, I can't believe it. They said that he stood on pregnant women's stomachs until the fetuses were expelled, and it's even said to have dissected a one year old infant while the childuses were expelled. And it's even said to dissect it a one-year-old infant while the child was still alive. Like it doesn't, it doesn't even make sense.

He's stepping on pregnant women's topics. And just like popping a zit. I mean, maybe you did, but maybe this is the topic they chose. Nobody forced this on you with a gun to your head or something, but if you're gonna cover it's covered, you don't have to do this. Oh God, it was so disgusting. Ugh, I know.

I know, and then the one dummy is confused as to why the Nazis would want to get rid of all the evidence of the things that they did. This is what I have this eternal question, and I like, because obviously I'm only barely, I can, the more I read about it The less I understand and we're doing our best to go through his crimes piece by piece and talking about them But my my question for historians that there's anything out there that knows far more than me of obviously

Like if the Nazis felt that they were right. Why did they want to erase the evidence? Why do they want to erase the evidence listen the nuts are bad guys but they weren't stupid why would they want to erase the evidence that's the book oh Jesus Christ I get well you know if a serial killer thinks he has the right to kill people why is he hiding it yeah why is he just doing it broad daylight he thinks it's okay because he's not a fucking idiot that's why holy shit What else you got Kaya That's pretty much all it man. It's um

Yeah, I only have one clip left which is I don't even know if it's worth playing can take this out I guess but it's them going on this pop psychology bullshit about how Mangale must have had a shitty childhood that's clip 6. Hey guys, let's talk new. Oh, I have 14 left for you on the board. I don't have a six. Yeah. 14. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, that's just their ad for the home security kid. Oh, I'm gonna make a joke about you and oh, did I trample that? I'm sorry. I was gonna make a joke about you and... Oh, did I trample that? I'm sorry. No, no, it's fine. I thought it would maybe come up in somehow and I wanted to have it as a back-up in case, you know.

Maybe there would be a bit about mangale raping retarded kids or something. You can't say that! You can't say that on the show! You know that! People try to get me fired! What do you say that kind of stuff? Oh, shit. I mean, I have two more clips, and I guess I might as well play them. I don't know if it's worth it or not,

but this is them explaining to us, this is a controversial stance. They explain that the Nazis were bad guys. There is no point in which the Nazis fail to beat the bad guy. They always, always succeed. Okay, well that's good to know. I had no idea. Yeah.

And then this last clip, this last clip is so fucking funny. I don't know what you're dummy, this is. But they talk about how Joseph Mangula looks like Dracula. And he's wondering if that's on purpose. Right. So he carried it out with such a vicious glee that one survivor said that after that day, whenever he sees a picture of Dracula, he thinks of Joseph Mingola. They look similar. They do very much. Do. But wonder if that's on purpose or if

that's just a coincidence. Uh oh, Ray Tart alert. Ray Tart alert class. So if he thinks it's on purpose, which guy does he think purposely looks like the other guy, the fictional 19th century vampire, or the Nazi who had no say in what his appearance was? Which guy do you think made that decision? So fucking dumb. Did you happen to hear in the part one they mentioned Joseph Mangula's father? Did you hear what his name was?

Oh, it's Carl. Carl! That's right. I take a lot of pride in that. All right. I'm ready to move on if you are, Kaya. Oh, yeah, for sure. Cool.

There's a listener, Doug, who reached out and wanted to help the show and participate in the show. And what he did was that stand-up special you talked about last time you were on the show, Nennet. Y'all, yeah. I'm gonna start. Starting, quote unquote, comedian, Hannah Gadsby. Mm-hmm. So this guy, this guy, Doug,

watched the entire stand-up smash. He's like, I know Kaya was talking about this. I'm sorry. He watched the entire smash. He's so pretty. And then he sent me a bunch of timestamps for me to clip so that we could talk about it. Oh, well, no, that's not fair. You have to watch it yourself and experience the root

canal. Dude, I watched a lot of it. I didn't watch the whole thing, but I watched a lot of it. And you couldn't make it good. Yeah. No, dude, it's uncomfortable. Me, a friend and I actually have an ongoing argument about which is worse, Amy Schumer's last special in the net. That's my good money. So this is, let me just start off by setting the stage that she says straight people are the problem. I don't identify as transgender. And I should mention that if you don't know who Hannah Gadsby is.

So she has a Netflix special. It's over an hour long, stand a special. She's Australian, she's in a theater in Australia. She is a lesbian. She is a butch lesbian. If you can say that, I don't know if that's a loud or not, but she's very, very proud of this fact. They're allowed to say that. But let's let's say the

stage Hannah can't be is so fucking unfunny. Yes. That even the people who wanted to defend her had to come up with this whole new genre of comedy called post comedy. Yes. Where apparently the point is that a comedy isn't really about laughter. It's about educating the masses. That's like, that's a comedy at all. No, of course it's not fucking comedy. I'm not laughing.

This isn't funny. So to give you an idea, all this bitch does is talk about how comedy is supposed to, it's basically the propaganda is what she's trying to say. It is. Oh, you know, if you have a progressive idea, it's more important to get that across than to make people laugh because laughter, you know, it's not that important in comedy. It's kind of the point, bitch.

And Hannah, that's B2. This is also important because we're only going to play clips on this audio show now. If you watch her special, which is on Netflix called Nanette, her stage presence is literally just her standing in the middle of the stage in front of a mic with her arms to her side like a fucking soldier not moving an inch. I don't know if you watched the car. I didn't. I was watching it. No one's having fun. No, nobody's having fun, including her. If you watch real comedy like, nobody's having fun, including her. If you watch real comedy like, I don't know, Bill Burr.

Bill Burr has stage presence. He has this really clever way of incorporating the mic and the mic stand into his bits as props and he uses the mic in this clever way to make sound effects like he'll pull it away from his mouth and then closer while making helicopter noises and all that shit. Hannah has none of that.

She's rooted to her ground like somebody used super glue to put her in the middle of the stage. She's moving, she's just standing there with her shaky voice like she's in some sort of a rapes survivor meeting, going, oh yeah, you know. Yes. And I told my mom I was gay. And then somebody edits in sitcom laughter for two seconds that has a man, you know, insane.2 second attack and point two seconds

release. All right. I'm going to support everything you just said with these clips. The guy dog who sent this and he says, she is like a real life version of Pat from SNL. If you remember that character, she's frumpy and it's amazing that for some reason, one of the camera angles they use in the special is from behind her, looking out at the audience. It's not a flattering shot. She's not in good shape at all.

So she starts off the show by trying to be lighthearted and fun, and then it gets very serious and depressing. But when we just start by playing a clip where she explains that, really, it's all the straight people who are the problem. I don't identify as transgender. I don't. I mean, I'm clearly gender not the problem. I don't identify as transgender. I don't. I mean, I'm clearly gender not normal, but I don't think even lesbian is the right identity fit for me.

I really don't. I may as well come out now. I identify as tired. It's just tired. I really pump up the laughter and applause. It sounds like she's in a comedy club. This is a theater. There is too much hysteria around gender from you gender normals

You're the weirdos. You're a bit hysterical that you're a bit weird. You're a bit up top. You need to get a you know your gender normal's pulp Seriously calm down gender normals Get a grip. No, I'm in an address. That's weird. Now it's not. You know, it's weird pink headbands on bold babies. That's weird. So her joke there was a man in the dress isn't weird.

A headband on a baby is weird. And everyone, a Wilson laughter. No, I'm weird. The gender norms, the, oh, you were born a guy and you like tits while that's weird. Yeah, you fucking weirdo. You're the problem, asshole. Only percent of the human race is weird.

Jesus, but you get what I mean though, right? You can laugh. Yeah, because that's one of my pet peeves. Just, it's, ha, ha, ha, ha, laughter because that's one of my pet peeves. Just it's Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and then it dies down. It sounds like that's not natural. It sounds like everybody in the audience left at this bitch. Right. It sounds like everyone in the audience was given a microphone.

They're all holding onto sheer 58s and they're right up to their faces because how else would you have that much noise coming from this audience? It doesn't make any sense. She, she sets up that she used to do gay jokes in her act. Now remember, she used to do gay jokes. When I first started the comedy over a decade ago, always, nothing but nothing but lesbian content. All the wall, my first ever show,

was classic New Gay comic, 101, a coming out story. I told a lot of cool jokes about homophobia, really solved that problem. Tick. Okay, so she says I used to do jokes about that. And then, like, three minutes later, she starts telling the story of coming out. The main part of that show, the cent piece of that show, was coming out to my family, and particularly my mum. Because my mum is very funny.

She lives a comedy better than I could ever write it. Because her response to me coming out, when I first told her that I was a little bit lesbian baby steps, her response, her response was this, she's just gone, oh, hang up. Oh, man. All right, so that's that's the kind of comedy that we're talking about. It is so bad. It doesn't even do justice how bad it is. These clips, these clips don't do justice. Well, hold on. I have a few more.

I have more. I mean, we'll get to it because this show is impossible to sit through, especially if you're like me and Kaya, who enjoy good comedy and don't think that we're the problem. We're not out there punching people in the face because of who they sleep with. We don't care. That's how fucking gay people are.

Nobody fucking cares. Nobody cares until you make it my problem. It's not my fucking problem, I don't care. Her comedy is a TED talk about how Straight people are weird and Literally gay people are dying in a holocaust right now. What what the fuck are you talking about? Funny. How is you coming out of that story? Do you know what times we live in if you Go on Twitter right now and make a joke about gay people you are unemployed. Yes, it's later

Yes, what are you talking about? You're winning. You're winning if there's a game going on You're fine take the win You're being a poor winner right now. This is her talking about how she's not a manhater Which is hilarious when I start playing some of these other bits here I'm not a manhater, but I'm afraid of men. If I'm the only woman in a room full of men, I'm afraid, and if you think that's unusual, you're not speaking to the women in your life. I don't hate men, but I wonder how a man would feel if they'd have lived my life.

Because it was a man who sexually abused me when I was a child. It was a man who beat the shit out of me when I was seven. I was a man who was a man who was a man who sexually abused me when I was a child. It was a man who beat the shit out of me when I was 17. Where are you? It was two men who raped me when I was barely in my 20s. Tell me why is that okay? Why was it okay to pick me off the pack like that

and do that to me? It would have been more humane to just take me out to the back paddock and put a bullet in my head if it is that much of a crime to be different. All right, so she's explained to you. She was in her audience. I would be laughing at this point that I'm here awkwardness.

I know. It's so awkward. It's so weird. Hanging with somebody and they start telling you like their most secret things. Oh my god, I don't want to be here. This is so embarrassing. Second hand embarrassment. She explains that she's not a manhater and then explains that however men are the problem and have ruined my life time and time again. And I equate this to Adam Crowley used to talk about this all the time, that if he were black,

he would assume his neighbor was a racist because he treats him like, shit, I have a neighbor, a Hispanic couple, right next door to us. They're the biggest dicks to us. They're not friendly people at all. If I were black, I would think that the guy was a racist. You would have to think that. This woman thinks that because she's a lesbian, that all these guys hate gay people.

No, they just dislike you. It's, you're the problem. Is that who you identify with? It's you specifically. It's different. Yeah, you're an asshole. So she's no surprise. Right.

Because you just sold me a ticket for a gott knows how many dollars, like $100. And now I have to sit here and hold huge theater. Listen to your story about how you were raped. I came here to laugh. Cunt. No. What are we talking about?

Jesus. Yeah. Exactly. Like I said, these clips don't do it justice. Everybody listening to the Sester check out this dumb ass is, I shouldn't say that either because I don't want her getting good views on Netflix so I don't renew her show, but oh my god. Well, don't worry.

It's just so dumb. Don't worry that she is going to be quitting comedy. And I built a career out of self-deprecating humor. That's what I've built my career on. And I don't want to do that anymore. Because do you understand? Oh my god. It's going to understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already

exists in the margins. Oh, have a touch of humor. It's not humility. It's humiliation. Okay. I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore, not to myself or anybody who identifies as me. Oh, everyone. Oh my God, culture. Yeah. I'm turtling you. Oh my comedy career is over then so beat.

All right, I'm for one. What a career. I'm for one of OK with that. How could you take yourself more seriously than this woman? She takes herself so fucking seriously. She thinks she's speaking for an entire group of people. And oh, I was making jokes that were self-deprecating and I was putting down an entire group

and I was like no have a sense of fucking humor about yourself it's okay you can go find yourself you're not perfect people aren't like a bird I mean this is what I mean if you're listening to this go to the who are these podcasts subreddit and tell us who who you think is worst because I think at least Amy Schumer is trying at least she's stealing jokes and trying to make you laugh. This bitch is just here to have a, oh, poor me, applaud me for being so brave, for being alive and existing, kind of a show, which, you know, people are gonna be listening

to these clips thinking, did they say this was a comedy? Show the sounds like a TED talk or something. Sounds like a talk, a university talk on YouTube. I mean, this is supposed to be comedy. This talk at a university talk on YouTube. I'm in it. This is supposed to be comedy. This isn't the comedy section on Netflix. I'm going to throw in a third option here. It's not just Amy Schumer or Hannah Getsby.

What about Azizan? Sorry. I want to know who is the least funny out of those three. Because then it gets interesting. This is so she mentioned that she doesn't hate all men. But then she says this, which is very telling, this isn't near the end of her special. Donald Trump, Pablo Picasso, Harvey Weinstein,

Bill Cosby, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, these men are not exceptions, they are the rule. So she mentions people who are known rapists like Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski. And then she says, that's not the exception, that's the rule. The all men are just our awful rapists. I'm like, oh, well, if that's what you think, what you're wrong about, obviously. If that's what you think, well, then of course you hate Madden.

What are we doing now? What's there to discuss? We get it. You don't understand how the world works, and this is the view that you have for your show. Holy shit that it just... This is what you get when you give somebody who is really really salty about something that happened to them. Yes. The microphone, if you had somebody who is really racist and you give them a microphone, he tells you the story about how this one time he was mugged by three black

men and now he really hates them black people. Yeah, no shit you do, asshole. You're fucking it. Yeah, no shit. You're judging the whole race by one person and this woman is just on stage talking about how men are evil. Straight people are evil. White people are evil. That cisgender. I fucking hate this with cisgender. Yeah, I know. You hear that Liam. You hear that Liam. Lisa. Bad. This is giving me flashbacks when I watch this. I love it.

It's, do you make it because I made it 33 minutes, I think. I timed it. Oh, okay. Well, good. Then, then I have something that you didn't even hear. This is her telling a story very early out in the show. She's talking about she was hitting on a girl, and this story makes no sense. It's a little bit longer, but bear with me. I told a story about the time this young man had almost beaten me up because he thought...

I mean, he thought I was cracking onto his girlfriend. Actually, that bet was true, got that right, but... There was a twist. It happened late at night It was a the bus stop, you know the pub had closed. It was the last bus I was meeting at the bus stop and I was talking to a girl and You know you could say could say flirting and But I don't know where he just comes up and starts shoving me gone fuck off

Yeah fucking flag it and he goes keep away from my girlfriend, you fucking freak. And she's just stepping on, whoa, stop it, it's a girl. And he's going, whoa, sorry. He said, sorry, oh, I'm sorry, sorry. Oh, don't hit women, he said, what a guy. I don't need women. Ha, ha, women. Have that you don't need anyone. Good rule of thumb. You guys, sorry.

I got confused. He said, although you're a fucking fucker, trying to crack onto my girlfriend. So according to this story, there was this couple. She was talking to the girlfriend. The guy was going to beat her up because he thought that she was a he and also that he was gay, but also hitting on his girlfriend.

So that makes zero sense. This is not a true story. Right. This is half of comedy is talking about how she gets, you know, misgendered, how somebody should serve to her. Like, oh, you know, misgendered. How somebody should serve to her. Like, oh, you know, who's at the comic club? And then, so, you know, the barista said,

what do you want, sir? Uh-huh. Oh my god, if you dress like that, yeah, they're gonna think you're a man. What the fuck do you want? Especially if you're trying to flirt up their girlfriends, which again, yeah, like you said, this is the problem. So, it happens.

So, this is the sin to happen, but later out of the show, so she talks about this in the first 10 minutes, you've probably heard that part. Now, let's go fast forward to an hour into the show. She does something that a lot of comedians do. It's always a good idea, the callback, right? The callback is this thing where 45 minutes later, you reference the thing that you were talking about before, and it always gets people like, oh, he's shit, this guy. So this is this guy, see what I just did there.

This is Hannah doing the callback, this is hilarious. I couldn't tell the part of the story where that man realized his mistake and he came back and he said, oh no, I get it. You're a ladyfaggot. I'm allowed to beat the shit out of yous and he did. He beat the shit out of me and nobody stopped him. And I didn't report that to the police and I did not take my stuff to hospital and I should have. And you know why I did that? Oh to hospital and I should have. And you know why I did- Oh my god it keeps going. I thought that is all I was worth.

This is a set of special adnab flex. This is comedy, no, this is comedy, I'm worked out now, my fucking blood pressure. I have a goddamn cardiologist appointment on Tuesday and you really, you're fucking, she has a work cut out for her, girl. Thanks to you. Holy shit. Oh my God, could you make up more nonsense?

It's such bullshit. So this is, she's telling us that we need to lighten up. So this is her dressing all the straight men. Learn to develop, you know, try and develop a sense of humor about it. Or you need to lighten up. So this is her addressing all the straight men. Learn to develop, you know, try and develop a sense of humor about it or you need to lighten up. Learn to tell you what we want to help. How about a good dicking? Get a cock up, you drink some gizz! You got a laugh! She says that us straight men need to lighten up. And the way that we could do that is by drinking some jizz, great joke, hilarious. This is like when Stalin fell out of a friendship

and he started photoshopping people out of photos with him. Yeah, you know that? Yes. This is them, like the strength of propaganda, this unfunny woman, but somebody edited in laughter, so it gets to be a comedy special on Netflix. Well speaking, this is not natural, this is very contrived.

Oh, by the way, when she gets real serious, and she's talking about getting raped and beaten to death and all this stuff, they never show the audience. When she's telling jokes, you can see the audience a little bit, it must have been so fucking uncomfortable in there. I can't even imagine the squirming that was going on.

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At the core of why I'm questioning comedy. She said to me, the thing I regret, is that I raised you as if you were straight. I didn't know any different. I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. I knew well before you did that your life was going to be so hard. I knew that and I wanted more than anything in the world, not to be the case. Right now, no, I made it worse. I made it worse because I wanted you to change because I knew the world wouldn't.

Oh, shit. I mean, no. This is is a comedy special by the way. Could it get any fucking heavier? She's talking about conversations with her mom about how tougher life was gonna be. So then this woman has the balls get it to explain how punchlines work. Punchlines need trauma. What is she called? What the fuck? Need attention. How would she know anything about punchlines? Punchlines need trauma. What is your outline?

What the fuck? Need attention. How would she know anything about punchlines? Trauma. Oh, how did you say I'm having this grand heart? I'm a con woman. I know. Not intellectually.

Right there. I still have shame. You learn from the part of the story you focus on. I need to tell my story properly. She's all over the place, still. Because the closet for me was no easy thing to come out of. As she asks, she's so fucking suppressed. I wonder who's suppressing her so badly that she has her own fucking hour long Netflix special as your life really that terrible

You're an unbunded community. Oh my god. What she's talking as if she's like a Fucking black person in the 1940s Talking or she was a Jew in Poland in 1942 Your wife is that fucking terrible dummy? You're having Netflix special. Your wife is in that fucking terrible dummy. You're having Netflix special. You're not in a concentration camp. There's a big fucking difference. You fucking dumb cunt.

Like, if I go on social media and talk shit about this woman and she goes on social media and talks shit about me, guess who gets banned. Oh, you heard. You're off Twitter. You're off Twitter. If somebody is talking Twitter jail and just got it wouldn't be the upsetting if this was categorized as comedy.

I would be right. I don't I still couldn't fucking bear to listen to this garbage, but if it was at least on the Ted website. Yeah. Ted.com is a Ted talk. You'd go yeah, whatever they also had like 500 pound woman to talk about how being more than your beast isn't unhealthy. The people are just judgmental.

So whatever, you know what, it fits in with the theme, but this is a comedy. She's talking about being raped and all this sort of dumb shit with made up story. I don't even believe she was raped. I don't believe anything this woman shit says. It doesn't make any sense. But fortunately, I can tell you that she is a comedian because she declares that she's a funny fucker in this clip. Do you know why I'm such a funny fucker?

Do you know? It's because I, you know, I've been learning the art of tension diffusion since I was a children. She declares that she's a funny fucker, which by the way, I've seen a lot of stand-ups, and that's something that David Telle does all the time. He's like which by the way, I've seen a lot of stand-ups. And that's something that David Tell does all the time. He's like, by the way, I tell really funny jokes. My jokes are really funny. I wrote them myself, because I'm funny.

It's always good to tell people that you're funny. Don't just write funny jokes on people to say for themselves. Tell people you're a funny fucker, this dumb idiot. She also has a hot take on Picasso for some reason. I had no idea that this dude was suppressing her. Because Picasso, you know, he sold to us is this... By the way, she does like 15 minutes at Picasso in this special. It's ridiculous. Because Picasso, you know, he sold to us is this passionate Viral, tormented, genius,

manned, bullsack, right? There's no room in that story for is that that no there's a rhetorical but there's a but he did suffer a mental illness Picasso did he suffered badly and it got worse as he got older Picasso suffered the mental illness of Miss Sojiny. Oh boy, take that Picasso. I have a hard time coming back from that, huh? What fight is she fighting? What is this battle?

What is this crusade that she's on? I don't understand. Who bought tickets to this? A lot of disappointed people. Oh my god. I had to be so uncomfortable to be in that place. It's almost worth watching just because when she gets real fucking...

Like the first 20, 25 minutes, she's doing hack comedy that's just like obvious punchlines. Really generic, I'm gay, self-deprecating stuff. And then she gets into this, I was beaten, I am ashamed of myself, my mom told me to have a tough life, I was raped, you're like, what the fuck just happened? Why are you doing this? To what? No, it's not self-deprecating, it's a fucking trick. This is what they do is they tell these sad stories about how they were listening to that. Oh, you know, I'm gay, so I'm kind of a, you know, low life.

It's all people ever told me is that I'm a fucking... No, you're looking for a pause. You're bragging. It's a form of humble bragging. Holy shit. As a stand-up comedian, I would say that she is the opi of stand-up comedians. It's a very important kind of thing I mention OP in every single episode. If I tell people, get very upset. Alright, I don't want to play anymore clips of that.

That got you fired up, and I know you have an appointment with your cardiologist, so I think that brings us to everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we go ahead and play a clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode of WATP. Rasmata's what's going on everybody. I hope you have had a productive month beginning of 2019 as well. You know it's an interesting year. Interesting start and we're gonna continue to grow. As you've seen there's new music, new intro music it might be a little bit longer than most people can handle but I really enjoy it. It took me a while to create. I'm glad I have it though. There's going to be all new music throughout the show, throughout most of the podcasts that I run.

Tuesdays with Mary is brand new. Great job. Thank you. As brand new. Crime and movies has got some new stuff. You know I'm all over the map, man. You like Shamest McKinley and you can find me pretty much anywhere. This is a podcast called Chewed Gum starring Sheamus McKillian. And this is a suggestion that came in from Doug from the Who's Right Podcast, different Doug than the guy who helped us out. I know him. You know, Doug, he's going to be on the show with us next week. And he suggested that. This show, I'm excited about it because you know, we do these shows like last podcast on the left and call her daddy. These shows that are always up at the top of iTunes and all the charts.

This show I went to their Patreon page, it has four dollars a month that it's making on Patreon. Okay. That's a softball dog head with an easy job. He loves these types of shows. He loves the indie shows and no one's listening to. And who can play them? You know, it's like, why not?

Why not? Yeah. If you ever had me on again, give me a show like this. I don't want this fucking glass podcast on the left shit. Done and done, buddy. You're definitely, you have an open invitation at this point. You're a fan favorite. I know that you've seen.

I know. And the, well, until now, right? I mean, you should have just gone one and done. You would have been a legend, but instead, you came back again. Yeah, to this point. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Like the girlfriend who comes back with a hand job that doesn't make you calm.

Right, but you still give her another chance, right? You're just like that. We'll give you another chance. This is Kaya, if you haven't been following our subreddit, is beloved by the WATP subreddit. But when your subreddit talks about you appear at our show, it's a little bit of a mixed bag. If you notice that, not everyone's a fan of your appearances with us. Yeah, so there's a difference in the demographics because your show is, you know, if how many episodes

is this now, what episode is this, what number? 141. Yeah, like, I mean, if you've been following this show for over two years, you know that what this show is, you know, it's a fucking roast, right? Yes. Whereas so yeah, so your show has fans that know what the fuck the point is, it's a roast. Whereas literally any other podcast show who will only ever hear a view because you talk shit about their favorite Yeah, internet celebrity You know, there these young guys who idolize these e-salebrities, which I hate also it used to be one of those young kids would idolize, I don't know, soccer stars

they're soccer players, other sports players, and these days it's e-salebrities So now when you review a show like it's e-celebrities. So now when you review a show like the sleepy cast, I checked out their subreddits. Yeah. It's obviously these guys who just can't take a fucking joke about their favorite e-celebrity. They're idols and I hate this idol called culture of people who just, you know, you make one joke about somebody they love and all of a sudden you must be this edge lord douchebag and neckbeard in cell fucking loser who just is so full of hate. I will say Vinnie on our last episode was on here and he was talking about how this generation is so into fucking video games it's weird if you're good at video games or you like people who are good at video games

and it's just, it's non-stop celebrity around being good at video games. So it's not just video games, it's simply the young, look, some of these shows that you review is, they have a very young audience and when you're young, you idolize these people. Maybe if I was 14 years old and you talked shit about George Carlin, I would leave you a mean comment about how you just don't get it. George Carlin is a genius. You're not. But now that I'm older, I really hate this. There's no winning. With I get shit weekly on my own podcast for talking shit about this or that person. I got shit for like two weeks for making fun of jack black

You were not I'm saying There was no winning with these things Think that the only valic criticism you're ever allowed to have about a person is to say oh, it's not for me That's the most racy thing you're about you're allowed to say about somebody's it's not for me. That's the most racy thing you're about, you're allowed to say about somebody's, it's not for me, maybe, because if you make fun of somebody who's less popular than you, then you're a bully, right? And if you make fun of somebody who's more popular than you, then I'll send you jealous. And all of these comments, they have this one thing in common, where it's just, oh, you're just making fun of people who are better and way more popular than you are. All right. This is a perfect asshole.

It's called punching up. Yeah. What is your problem? It's I'm making fun of somebody who has more power and more renowned than I do. What is what's down side here? That's a perfect transition to the recent reviews we've got at iTunes. We are up to, and I'm proud to say, Kaya, that today's the day we have 400 on the nose one-star reviews.

We've reached the 400 mark. How many of those are since the sleepycast episode? Because that caused a lot of butter. Oh, it definitely did. But you know what? That show hasn't, they've been putting out new episodes for a year. I think if we would have done that a year or two ago, it would have been hundreds of people, but most people kind of checked out anyway, so I don't think it was a huge deal.

But I haven't even looked at their sub-rette. I didn't know they were talking to me. I'll check that out. Okay, cool. So this is a review that came in from Rory C on February 8th. Better luck next time, boys. This podcast has an interesting premise. Too bad it's executed by a couple of unfunny blowhard D-bags.

And that is a two-star review. I'm guessing that the extra star is because the premise is good. I'll take it. This one is from I own saver. It says one of the least bad podcasts. A good idea for a show with a pretty huge problem. Since the host is just an unfunny douche with no personality of his own, he is stuck only reacting to other people's content. That is, however, the only place creatively a manilla folder of a human could succeed.

So I guess he's playing to his strengths. Every guest without fail, out shines him in entertainment value and creativity of insults. Also his voice resembles a chain smoking woodchipper. Would definitely recommend five stars and subbed from Lorenzo. Thank you, buddy.

That's a five-star review. This one is more Hamlock. Carl, if I donate money, will you get Botox on your saliva glands and a bigger windshield on your mic? Keep belting out the venom, five stars. Salveri glands, I guess is the right term, not saliva glands, I don't know what the

fuck I'm talking about. This one, this one says, good job. It's a three star review from Matt Damon 69 420 and this guy actually emailed us to, good job, more kaya please, is his review and it's three stars. What the fuck, man, David? I got, we got Kaya. Can you go back and update that? Jesus, fucking Christ. Yeah, you get an extra star for every show I'm on. Yes, all right. Good. Please update that. More Kaya, we will deliver. This next one came in from double O George on February 4th, made me wish I didn't speak English. And George says,

Just listen to the two girls one ghost episode, and now thanks to these A-holes, I had that stupid Halloween song from Nightbook Before Christmas, stuck in my head. Not the towerable movie version, but the version from the annoying, no talent, harpy from the ghost podcast. If not for Carl, this never would have happened. I hope you get explosive diarrhea. That is a five star review. Thank you, double old George.

And then we have another one on here. Old school, New York ball busting from fish pockets. Gives us a five star review. And it's mostly nice things, so I don't want to read through that. But I wish people could be more concise with expressing their thoughts, or just plain not share with me some severely boring story. Thanks, Carl, Krojan, Andy, you are doing a service. Well, thank you, sir. We appreciate that. That is nice, yeah. That is nice. Yeah.

It's always nice to get a to get feedback from people who get it. Right? No matter the show that you're doing is just, okay, this person isn't but heard. He gets that this is just a roast. I could tell you, Kaya, that for the first two, two and a half years of our show, the only feedback we got was negative. Everyone, everyone who reviewed us hated us. I mean, there were some exceptions, but it was just all negative feedback, which is fine. I don't care, I'm putting it out there.

And then all of a sudden, the OP and Anthony fans and the Dic show fans and some other groups started learning about the show, who understand this style of of show and it's amazing that I now see people are like yeah fuck those assholes is on a podcast like yes that's life is saying oh god I'm not the only one. I didn't finish them. It doesn't matter who you're making fun of they're not going anywhere. No, they're not.

Right you're a zero influence on anything they're doing. It's just for good fun, but fuck, fuck fanboys, holy shit. Kay, I couldn't have less influence in the world. There would be no way for me to have less influence into any show or anything that's going out of the world right now. All right, well, before we, uh, before we call it quits, I do want to plug the official podcast, which I know doesn't need a plug for me.

I know, I know you're gonna say that. Doesn't need a plug for me. Your guys show us huge. You guys do an awesome job. And is there anything that people should check out? Any shows coming up, any recent episodes you put out that you're proud of, anything you wanna plug? Proud of, God no, no.

Oh, stop it. But go to the WATBI tunes and leave them a five star roast. All right. I don't care. I mean, if you stuck this far with this episode and you know, I share when I'm on issue, I shared on my Snapchat and such. So if you stuck this far, leave Carly comments. Come on, he deserves it.

All right. And then also go to patreon.com slash the official podcast and donate to the show that supports Kaya's lifestyle. It's very important that we keep Kaya happy. So he keeps coming back on the show. My lifestyle drunk juggling. It's amazing. We love it. Wonderful. Okay, thank you so much. Once again for joining the show. Can't wait to have you back again soon. And we'll definitely pick a show that is more fun to make fun of. This was still good. I mean,

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Carl, this is what dick the guy's on his show. I'm totally, I'm totally ripping off dick. Yes. Yeah, two thirds into a show. He ends the show, but then there's another hour of audio. You don't know what the fuck it is. Yeah, he's like, I see next Tuesday that and you're looking at your app, there's an hour and still to go.

That's great. This is a voicemailer who is not a fan of the Boomer guy. I think there's a lot of people who feel this way. Hey Carl, is it possible that you could reduce the number of voicemails from this bored, bloomer-bitch listener for keeping leaving voicemails every fucking week? My math to be off on estimating is leading twat calls you 7 to 10 times a day. That's about it. That's fucking misery.

That the people in this slapping these lights have to be experiencing this, fucking a pin your literally every fucking thing was a junior fucking program director fuck them i've had a listen to the scryce land on an endless loop in that doosh the greatest land with netwood crozier's favorite yes and now he loves is your favorite band stuff podcast i love korea with tasting podcast make me think

they have to be breathing through a spuck them out. I know. That's great. I do like the shit stirring that's going on. This guy calls up says boomer guys an asshole and by the way, crojas are picking up podcast sucks and it's a good. All right. Let's get some shit going.

But not to be outdone. Boomer guy did call me 18 times this week. And I, wow, it's probably more than that. But I, I only just pulled a couple of things I thought was funny. First off, Boomer guy likes Vinny. Vinny Palino getting a, a thumbs up from our most important listener. By the way, your co-host was pretty fucking good.

Keep him on and let him fight a crotch to the battle of the death, man, because there can only be one funny guy on your show. And I guess since you're not going to let me be your fucking co-host, but we'll talk about that later. I'll call you again. Bye, Faggot. They can only be one funny guy on the show, so it's not me.

It's either Kroge or Vinnie apparently, because in this next voice mail, Boomer guy declares that he is not a fan of Dorkles of the Clown or our subreddit. Carl, who the fuck is that? Bozill the Clown reject. What the fuck is that? What's that shit? I hope to God. That was just like fucking you and some stupid boomer fucking joke to like the Reddit people because I've seen that reddit

Maybe once or twice. I don't have an account because you know, I don't have autism But like I seen that reddit once or twice and honestly is the least active fucking thing I've ever seen All they do is just like talk about opi and then conviction moan about fucking voicemails and shit uh... while listening to the bucket editors there are a bunch of baggots i'd that you they're all and they're like mid-forties it felt like early little teens and everything and they think they're all little edgelord

and uh... the only found your show like how i found your show through fucking dick you know a guy who has actual talent Anyways, keep up the great work Carl love you men Everyone And the the picture of the guy who actually has talent Whenever somebody uses the word edge Lord, they're being salty. Yeah. They are butter. And they just want to dismiss everything you have to say. By the way, you like the f word, huh?

Oh, yeah, which is hilarious because when you look at the transcript that comes over from Google voice, it can't possibly transcribe that word. It has to do like the dash dash dash. And it's just nothing. When that guy calls, it's just nothing but aff dash dash dash. Wow, it's a look, I get it's a fun word, but it's not that fun if you use it every sentence. Oh, I'm not saying this guy's a talent. I maybe you're mistaken why I'm playing these calls.

It's not the showcase how intelligent our listeners are. That's what you think. It's not the showcase how intelligent our listeners are That's what you think By the way, so he called out the subreddit and I just want to point out that some fucking asshole on there decided to pull this clip and and post it Dick is awesome. I New as soon as I said that That would get pulled. All right. This is As soon as I said that, that would get pulled. All right, this is, so boomer guy,

that was boomer guy versus Dorkels in the sun reddit. This is boomer guy versus Kaya. Ooh, watch out buddy. Anyway, go fuck yourself, fuck you clown fuck. Kaya is like, it sounds like a depressing fucking like a Turkish version of like EOR. So he can go fuck himself as well. He's only popular for sucking critical's cock and then somehow getting popular and then Yeah, and then guy who doesn't like fucking voice knows as old all the other reddit little baguette autists

Go fuck yourselves. I can go Do so much better than all of y'all little fucks. Anyway, fuck yourself, Faggot. He really loves the F word. Yeah, he does. Kaya, any response to that? You got hit with that one. No, I'm not used to this. We don't do voicemail, so I don't.

I can't even imagine somebody caring that much about a fucking show to call in this much. Yeah, I am your I don't know what to say about that. All right. Well, I'll tell you what Think about your rebuttal and then call our voice about I know I'll play it next week. Yeah, If you people will love that. All right, what last thing I want to play is he also has an opinion on Andy. Anyway, it's also a tell Andy to go fucking kill himself. He's a fucking on funny fuck. You think he uses the effort a lot? I don't know what you mean. I'm already talking about. Oh, you shit. Alright, that's all I got.