Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep142 - Chewed Gum

Episode Date: February 17, 2019

This week we don't talk about just one sh*tty podcast, we're reviewing three very, very sh*tty podcasts. Doug (from the Who's Right Podcast) and Cros (from right down the street) join us to discuss Chewed Gum, a show that supposedly provides critical reviews of TV shows and movies. It's about time someone did this! Chewed Gum might just be the most clippable podcast we've ever reviewed. It's wall-to-wall fails.  We also discuss Opie and his big interview with Bruce Willis, the Ron Burgundy podcast that shouldn't exist, and podcast feuds no one knew existed.  Buy some sweet merch: https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts Get 15% off your order on deepdiscount.com with promo code WATP15 http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was gonna start this podcast by saying yay Carl has One of my favorite podcasts ever who are these podcasts? It's called to run by a guy called Carl who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on who are these podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not Cuzz Cuzz a row. Cuz a row.

Slapperoonie. A drinky poof. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I thought he was going to break down what it's all about for to turn new people onto

dancing some podcasts. It's just mercilessly rip son people. Some of this quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. RAPBA-TAB, everybody. Resonant's a-has!

Hello, bag slavers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that will be performing live in Fortnite. I'm your host, Kuro, with me this week is Kuro. Hey, hey. And Doug from The Who's Right Podcast. Howdy, sirs. What is up, buddy? Good to have you back. If you'd like to support the show,

please buy our merchandise. You can go to whoarethese.com, click the link to our, we have merch.com page. Also on our website, you can find our voicemail number, our email, link to our subreddit, link to deepdiscount.com, all those fun things. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shittles,

all over us in the comments section. Some people have just been shitting out us and not getting to get five stars lately. Apparently the last podcasts on the left, those guys don't have a good sense of humor. Yeah, imagine that. The fans of that show. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Chude Gum. This was a suggestion that came in from our buddy Doug. You bastard. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

This is a podcast with host, Shamist McKillin. Shamist McKillin hosts this show and a few others as well that he talks about. But we- I think it's the rest of the iTunes library. Right. I saw, I was doing some the rest of the iTunes library. Right. I saw, I was doing some research and I saw there were 660,000 podcasts that are available right now.

If this guy weren't a podcaster, we'd be down to like 100,000 or so. Easily. Now, I have to say right off the bat, we have more clips than we've ever had for a show. So we got to get right into it. But I have to declare this podcast, the most clipable podcast in the history of podcasts.

Yeah. Holy fucking shit. There wasn't a thing this kid said that I wasn't like, I definitely have to talk about that. So let's get right into it. This is a movie or TV show review style show. It, to me, it's half a movie review and then half of him telling you how good he is at everything that it does. I've noticed that. He does like to talk about himself. Yeah.

Well, why don't we start off with that by talking about how he will be performing comedy, which everyone's very excited about. Now for the people that have been constantly listening to this podcast, listening to me, following along, being a friend on social media, I'm going to be doing stand-up comedy very soon, you guys. So if you are in the Northern Indiana, Chicago, Southern Michigan area, come out to the footlight theater on February 22nd, where I do my first open mic spot. Oh, open mic!

I had that exact same clip because there is, and I've said it with love and respect, there is nothing sadder than a comedy open mic night. That shit is really bad. I did a little bit of investigation on that one sentence there and everything that he said is it's like a 50 mile radius from the theater. Okay. Yeah. People are going to drive for an hour and a half to go see his open mic performance. Yeah. And I don't know if you picked up or not, but he has almost 10,000 downloads. He does talk about that a bunch. And he talks about it in

future episodes as well. But I, quick math tells me that, uh, and he also does a shout out for, you know, thank shout out to Illinois because you're the number one stage. Yes. Uh, so it's, it's like, if you're in the Willow Ridge area, right off of Pine Meadows, that's really close to a comedy club that I'll be performing at. And you are my top three downloads.

That's what I've gotten out of that. Big shout out to, uh, Illinois as well. I feel like you guys have you are my top three downloads. That's what I've gotten out of that. Big shout out to Illinois as well. I feel like you guys have been listening to all the shows. You've been enjoying it very much. You actually have became my number one listening area, which is pretty interesting just because I've never lived in Illinois. I've only been to Chicago twice.

What is that to do with anything? You have to live somewhere, I'm being able to hear your show in that area. I've only been to Chicago twice. And you know, I've being able to hear your show in that area. I'm a light-pitched Chicago twice, and you know, I've gotten 17 downloads from that city. It's amazing. Block it amazing. All right, Carl, when you started your show,

I know I did the same thing. When I started the show, I mentioned it to everybody that I knew, and like the first episode, all the downloads came from people that I talked to. Right. I think that he's living in a constant state of that. So if he sees a blip show up somewhere else that he's never lived, he's like, holy shit,

there's somebody else that's listening to me. Yeah, that's accurate because when I looked at his reviews on iTunes, they're all five star reviews. They're always friends. Yeah. There's no one who's stumbled upon the show and was like, this is an excellent podcast. There's no way that would happen.

Well, let's drill down into these downloads. Is there any chance you can hit my number five, Cole? I would love to. You know, I've been at this for almost a year. Got a couple more months before a year is up. Approaching 10,000 downloads. I think I'm at like 9,500 give or take. So that's pretty exciting.

That just means you guys are listening to it. You're enjoying it. And you're having as much fun, you know, participating in the show as I am myself. I'm sorry, that is incorrect, Shamest! That is not a good answer! If you play my number one, that's from the next episode. Okay. And if I didn't hit those numbers on every episode that I put out, I wouldn't have as many podcasts as I do. So it feels to me that I'm doing something correct because I've made it to nearly 10,000

downloads for this show alone. Yeah. He talks about on this show, he has strict numbers he has to hit. Because I have a strict set of numbers that I look forward to every month. He has a strict set of numbers that he has to hit every month. So I did some quick math on his 9,500 downloads with 11 months that he's been out and doing this. And he puts out, he's put out 40 shows or 39 shows where he's bragging about this. So the math works out to 243 downloads per episode. There are 124 million

people in the US who listen to podcasts. He is reaching point zero, zero, zero, two percent of podcasts listeners. And I guarantee nine percent of those people see the name of a popular movie in the podcast title, download it, listen to four seconds and they're fucking out. Good God. Never download again. They're God because why would anybody listen when the fucking intro music sounds like this? Oh, don't play it. It's the worst.

He's really proud of this by the way. What is going on here? Yeah. None of the music in this show makes any sense. And there's a lot of it. Yes. Is there any chance you can hit my number two? He describes the philosophy of the new music.

Okay. As you've seen, there's new music, new intro music. It might be a little bit longer than most people can handle, but I really enjoy it. It took me a while to create. I'm glad I have it though. Now, if Carl told me anything, it's that you should never cling to a mistake just because you've made a long time making the mistake. Which is why I dropped my kids off at the fire station last week and said goodbye to him. Smart.

Back to his reviews. When you were investigating, did you see that one of his five star reviews was from him? Yes. And the title of it was host question mark. And he says, hey guys, I'm the host of the show. I'm really glad everyone's enjoying it. Five stars. What the fuck? Uh, at least pretend you're somebody else.

I made it. I made a note because I wanted to try to force this joke in here, but I'm just going to say it now. But if it was something like, uh, with all these reviews going on, I think I uncovered like a podcast review swap conspiracy and it's just a circle jerk ending in a game of salty biscuit that no one will ever hear. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think it back real quick to him talking about how he's going to do an open mic for the first time and he's very comfortable with his material.

I'm pretty comfortable in my material right now already. I spent quite a, you know, probably about a week and a half just writing material. So he's been a whole week and a half right in this material. I mean, I've listened to like Bill Burr talking about putting together his material stuff and Bill usually says, if it takes you more than a week, you're doing it wrong, you know, but you're also just comp-de-like that. I remember George Carly says that all the time,

he'd say, spend at least a week and a half on your material before you do five minutes in an empty bar. And then, a week and a half. And then at the end of the show, he gives us a glimpse into his style of humor because there's nothing humorous about the show. There's no jokes. Until the end of the show, when he gets this one off and I'm like,

all right, I got to go to this open, Mike. And that's the point, right? Get more people listening. And then we can finally start that cult that we've all been looking forward to, right? I'm just kidding. Obviously. Oh, Zanger! That's a good life.

Play my number two and I can also tell you what kind of comedy it won't be. In the sense of like, oh, we're going be offensive. Why because you talk about eating asses Because you talk about you know swapping come what or having sex with your sister Hi, right. Whoa, Doug. I think I think we need to So I'm gonna close your Crozier. Yeah, I know you what you're he's talking about your show He's talking about your fucking show. In episode number 41, he explains that he's been kicked off

of his network. Let me play you this full explanation. It's a little bit longer, but you need to understand this context for the rest of the clips that we're gonna be playing. We kind of stood up for the fact that the new guys, Dürfen Deets, were actually kind of degrading us by saying that they didn't know anybody from drama city productions. So we kind of jumped on and was like, dude,

be a little bit more respectful to a network that you just joined. You just became a part of this network. You should be treating the people that are on this network a little better. Do the research. Find out who's on the network before you say something dumb. And so we go and attack him and tell the leader of the network,

like, man, this is a little fucked up. And apparently he lied, of course he lied. And so he asked everybody else on the network if I should stay or red should stay. And of course they kicked me out. What grade is he in again? He was on some silly podcast network. Well, I shouldn't say that.

It's an amazing podcast that works. Yeah, it's an amazing network. And, I shouldn't say that. It's an amazing podcast that works. Yeah, it's an amazing, it's an amazing network. And he got kicked off of that between episodes 40 and 41. And he starts off episode 41 complaining about all of these podcasters who are talking shit to him on social media. And, Kroge, you might hear a couple shows that you are, I sound familiar in this clip. So, oh, you're hurting hurting me who's right podcast? Poe boys, you know, oh you guys are fucking smart man, Brian. I don't give a fuck about any of you I've never listened to a single minute of your show. I never will and you will never listen to mine

We actually listen to quite a bit here show So ducks been starting to shit with this guy. Oh, how long would this buddy over at Poe Boys? And then he gets us involved, Croge. We have nothing to do with this. We're innocent bystanders. And now we're involved in this squabble. Indeed. So what's funny was the shit was going on.

And it really wasn't that big of a deal. I just took a quick jab at him on Twitter that was it any any block me and The next day is when you asked me to come on and if I had any ideas I'm like I sure do All right, well the reason why he was getting into arguments with people on Social medias because they weren't believing his amazing numbers You know they were attacking me because of what I said and what I said was a hundred percent fact on social media's because they weren't believing his amazing numbers. You know, they were attacking me because of what I said and what I said was a hundred percent fact. I have pictures on my social media right now that show you exactly what kind of downloads

I have for my main shows. I actually went and said, you know, I got to almost 10,000 downloads by myself without any help from the network. And of course, you had four or five different podcasts jumping on there trying to talk shit to me. And I don't do that, you guys, I really don't. I don't play that social media, let's talk shit. And you know, grab ass over social media

because I'm the kind of guy that's like, if you're really about that life, I can give you an address and we can figure this out like men. Whoa! Not about that, fuck. Whoa! That's not who I am. Dude, easy. Come on now. like men. Whoa! That's not about that fun. Whoa! That's not who I am.

Dude, easy! Come on now. Dagger, you gonna fight this guy? I know you just took my clip four and my clip five, so I gotta mark them off real quick. Oh shit, did I really? Now this dude gets a lot of validation from social media and downloads.

I mean, if you can't tell me why the nine clips we just play. Obviously. He's like a teenage girl waiting for those Instagram likes, you know, it's his fucking co-cats. And he's not even embarrassed to talk about it. At least a teenage girl wouldn't say all I did last night was see how many people liked my fucking picture.

Yeah. He talks about how ridiculous his numbers are. So the other podcast is just jealous. Yeah. Listen to this. Seeing ridiculous numbers on some of my brand new podcasts. You know what I'm saying? I have a podcast called American Crimes that's out there right now.

And I only have like five or six episodes out. The last episode I did was on January 18th before the latest Tony Carritz episode. And almost every episode is over 100, 100 downloads. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Because he had the word crime in the title they listen five seconds and they're gone But I have to play this a dog. I know I probably I'm probably tripling all over your clips But I have to play he extrapolates on this and talks about how would shit these numbers are and almost every episode is over a hundred a hundred downloads So they fucking with me, you know what I'm saying? I'm not worried about them. My numbers are legit You know I have photographs on social media get over there and check it out no bullshit I'm not worried about him. My numbers are legit. Now 100% legit. You can look at numbers. I can show you. You know, I have photographs on social media.

Get over there and check it out. No bullshit. Wow. But it's a big time. All right, so if you were a listener of this type of show. Yeah. And this kid spends 18 minutes talking about his legit numbers and he rides swiftly and he doesn't take no shit. Yeah.

Wouldn't you just bail? I mean, just based off of this, wouldn't you bail? Even if you were waiting for the next Venom reviewer order, the fuck he's talking about this one. Well, I almost agree with you, Doug, except that he is fascinating, and my clip number four proves that. I'm very interested in that.

I'm intrigued by it for the simple fact that when I am around, most people that I know in my life, I am kind of, this kind of attention, kind of on accident. But am around most people that I know in my life I am kind of this kind of attention, kind of on accident. But I think it's because I know a little bit about anything that anybody talks about, so I don't have something to say. By that annoying? Poshbag. Probably.

Yeah. There's even that little bit of self-awareness at the end where he says, I'm an actual douchebag. Speaking of self-awareness, he also says this. You know, I might sound like I'm coming off like an asshole a little bit, but I really don't care. This episode 41, Chros, you didn't listen to it. When we weren't assigned, it wasn't homework. Yeah. Is 20 minutes of him rambling about someone on social media was mean to me and I blocked them and I have a hundred downloads and fuck you.

I don't need to be on your stupid network. Your network doesn't mean anything to me. It's so sad and pathetic. It's, I guarantee it's what a table at high school sounds like right now. Yes. Unblade. He had said something about,

he had a couple of YouTube videos up where you could watch him talk for an hour live. Yeah, I was looking all over for those. I couldn't find it. I fucking find them. Dude, what the fuck? He goes, he goes, he goes, I was looking all over for those. I couldn't find it. I fucking find them. Dude, what the fuck? He goes, he goes, he goes, I'm up on YouTube doing live,

because I was like, oh, I have to see this. Doesn't exist. And he called it, what do they call it? Info pod or something? Info Mind's live is what he said, which to me seems like a, anything I could find, that network would have nothing to do with this cracker.

Yeah, I found, right. I found InfoMind's live and it had hundreds of thousands of subscribers and it was nothing to do with what this guy's talking about. But you can also find them on two days with Mary Grigio. Thank you, Crime and Movie's InfoMind's live, American Crime, and he's got 27 fucking podcasts. And he posted the pictures. I went to his Instagram and saw how many downloads each of these podcasts have their fucking legit dog

Doug you also podcast could you imagine getting 2700 downloads of a podcast? No, it's it's actually one of my stretch goals It's it's actually one of my stretch goals Did you realize that his name really isn't shamus McHillian? I did isn't he said his name is Patrick I think his real name is Todd. That's all the investigation. I did his name is actually Todd all right Well, here's a clip of him talking about how you guys calm down I just wait till Todd comes to Arkansas. You fucking douchebags. They keep calling me Todd, which I don't understand because I go by

Shamus. I'm not my real name's Patrick. I just want to buy a more ginger name as my podcast personality. So fuck him. I don't care. What do I care? What difference? Oh, Todd. Oh, good one. That's super smart. Who writes your comedy? Lafay Taffy's? That was my favorite bet.

Sick bird. Who writes your comedy? Lafay Taffy? You know he had that written down. This guy is the worst. His podcast personality. Yeah. That there's something, I think this guy is probably, at some point in the road, he was either going to become a serial killer who would wear skin in the moonlight or he was gonna create a host of podcasts. And it just so happened, he took the the right and now we have this but he's fucked in the head.

Yeah. The important thing is though guys because he was on this network called drama city productions. He got kicked off of it but he does not care that this happened to obviously. Yeah. I assumed you were going to put together a bunch of clips of all the times that he says he didn't care. Yeah. Well, I should have. a bunch of clips of all the times that he says he didn't care. I watched it off.

He mentioned he didn't care within the 20 minutes of talking about this at least 17 times. Todd, do you have any other insight into what's going on? I mean, you know the, the Poe Boyz guy. What was this? Because he's an Arkansas, right? Is that who he's referring to about going to Arkansas? So what, what I have for insight is there was another podcast. I think it's small,

small town mentality and fuck, I don't know. Um, but it was the person that was hosting that network. And this little beef started between these, these two indie podcasts that, I mean, nobody cares about any of us in all actuality, you know? And then he ended up, uh, shamus, totter, whatever the fuck, uh, ended up getting kicked off the network because he was talking shit about all the other podcasts. And then that's when he went on this rant on social media that he doesn't need anybody because he can achieve all these numbers without anybody. That's amazing. achieve all these numbers without anybody. That's amazing.

His show is so bad that if the last podcast on the lot for it to discuss it, they'd have to start with a disclaimer. They wouldn't want to think that they're could double-nick this. This podcast, this garbage, he has these ridiculous transitions that are just out of nowhere

they don't need to happen at all so when he starts reviewing the movie which is the only point of this fucking show from what I could tell Yeah He has this transition into that You know what time it is I know what time it is

Right It's one of your favorite parts of the show and mine Let's welcome Cinematio Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then he comes back and he says this. You probably already could have guessed, we're talking Venom. So it's another transition. He earned a transition into this bit. Venom came out in 28th.

And then he does. We're going to talk about Venom. And then he does another transition. And he says you guys probably could have guessed. It's the name of the episode. I don't have to guess. It's called Venom. But then he just proceeds to read the IMDB for the movie.

Yes. Poor, poorly very poorly And his all right his review has fascinated me because he loves everything he loves it Everything that happens. He loves now listen. I haven't seen venom. I will never see venom It's right now running at 29% on rotten tomatoes right and Richard Roper called it a tone death uneven and maddeningly dumb clunker. So this is the film we're talking about. Now this is the only fault that our buddy shame has found with the movie.

This is number eight. Okay. Oh, is this the wig thing? It's kind of sad to know that it's Michelle Williams. Like she's a very popular actress and yeah, what the fuck? She had to wear a wig and make it just look odd. I don't know that was one of my big downfalls about this movie.

So this ridiculously dull movie the only thing wrong with it was that the actors wore a wig. That was the first thing he said about it because we're gonna talk about venom. The thing I didn't like was that this woman was very short hair was wearing a wig to make her hair seem longer. That was the biggest problem you had with it. was that this woman was very short hair, was wearing a wig to make her hair seem longer. That was the biggest problem you had with it. Yeah. And then the pretentious fuck rated it four and a half gum wads out of five.

That's the whole thing that he, yes, I'm gonna fight him to answer your question. I'm gonna. Thank you. Thank you. You're doing the world a service. I have to play that bit because there's something very funny about this rating. You know, we gotta give it a 4.5 out of 5.

Can't give a movie a 5.0 man. There's always growth. Especially when I didn't even see the last part where Carnage supposedly shows up. You know, you had to sit in the theater a little bit extra, I guess. He didn't see the end part of the movie, so I can't give it five stars, because I didn't watch it. That's the worst movie critic move I've ever seen in my life. It's not their fault, you didn't see that fucking part. Oh, it's not perfect. Technically, he said by his logic,

he's never going to rate anything of five. That's what he said. Or half is as high as it's gonna get. So he rated it a perfect score. That's a good point, there's always room for growth. Yeah. Well, he also, he provides a little insight in some of the other actors in the film. Here's my number 10. Okay. Now some of you might recognize him from, um, I think it's that movie

with Christina Applegate maybe. And, uh, oh yeah, that one. I can't think of other guys name. But either way, he's also in black mirror. So this guy, he was in the movie with that chick. I think it was that chick, but it might not have been that chick. But also the other guy, you know I'm talking about Doug, the guy with the guy with the hat. You know what I mean? Yeah, I only rated that one three come wads. Yeah. He goes, he's in the movie with Christina Applegate, could be anybody.

But he's also in black mirror. You guys ever seen Black Mirror? It's a different cast of people and every fucking episode. That's a billion people you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know who the fuck this guy is. No one knows who you're talking about.

Why not do a little bit of research before talking about the topic that you wanna talk about out of your show? Yeah. Well, he knows. It's because he knows a lot about everything. He does. He can speak on that.

He's always the center of attention. And he can do amazing impressions. Here's my number 11. Oh boy, I love this. Venom's line, eyes, lungs, pancreas, so many snacks, so little time. Actually come from amazing Spider-Man number three, 74. So it's actually from the comic book.

Wow. That's fascinating. Fucking high on Fucking hell, I'm surprised. Yeah, holy shit. I honestly can't fault him for that part of it because at least once in episode I find myself going, where's the trigger? Longs, pancreas, so many snacks, so little time. He was so excited about Venom's voice. He says, I'm not sure who did the voice,

but I had to be the guy from Transformers. The guy who does the voice for Venom is almost the same, it has to be the same guy that does the Transformers. Because that voice was way too close. So again, very little research done, I'm gonna say. If only there was a way you could find this information out. Then later in the show

He says besides portraying Eddie Brock Tom Hardy also provided the voice and physical stand-in for several scenes of venom All right, well, there's your answer. He provided the voice the actor playing the guy also provided the voice of him Yeah, I don't know who did it bus me the guy from Transformers. That's all I know. Oh boy. It's like it's like that Shameless things that the information that you were born with is the only thing you need to know for the rest of your life But you don't need to look anything up if you don't know it. It's not true. Well this this dude He's he's literally reading you IMDB pages that he has never seen before. He was zero zero crap into this If you guys don't mind me throwing a couple out, yeah. It's almost like my last appearance on this show.

I got a few of him just doing bad, easily IMDB page. Here's my number 13. It is called searching. searching Okay guys, so I'm realizing now that I called this man Henry Cho and I'm not really sure who that is Henry Cho, I don't know I might have just made that up, but his name's John Cho That's the actual actor's name. I don't know what I was thinking. Who is Henry Cho? That a person? I don't know either way The nervous laugh kills me now this dude clearly does a lot of editing. He puts in all those bits Right if you fuck up the guy's name go back and fix it don't spend ten minutes saying how you're a fucking idiot for not knowing the guy's name

Here's number 14. This is even worse butchery. It is directed by Anish Shagante and he is also or she I don't know. I'm not sure. Anish. I'm not sure Shagante and he is also or she I don't know I'm not sure a niche. I'm not sure Holy shit, but there was a way to find out if that was a matter of woman So I came from out this name or her name. I don't even fucking know what I'm doing here, but let's talk more about it Think of all those people in Illinois that are now misinformed. I know Fucking terrible Yeah, I see you have another bad read clip. Yeah, go for it. Number 15.

And the synopsis says a murder mystery set in a world where humans and puppets co-exist. 5.3 out of 10 stars at almost 10,000 votes. It stars Melissa McCarthy, Elizabeth Banks, Maya Rudolph, Leslie David, something or other, the guy from Stanley from the office. Joel McAill. You got the page open right and funny you and you can't fucking get the guy's name right. He's just the guy from the office and I left that other bit in because he literally is saying here's the synopsis and then he reads the two paragraph synopsis from my MBB. He reads the rating. He reads all this other shit. Right. He got into this movie called The Happy

Time Murders and I'd love to play some clips on it because I was fascinated Happy time murders is wanting a solid 22% at Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, we guess you loved it now Here's a clip from Peter Travers of Rolling Stone He says a few critics are calling it the worst movie of the year unfair This film has what it takes to be a contender for worst of the decade. Okay, so this movie's not very good. No, now here's a sentence you've never heard anyone say. Here's my number 16. Now, due to my infatuation with Melissa McCarthy, of course I had to watch this film. There's no way I was gonna skip over it. It was gonna get watched. I just didn't think I would talk

about it on the podcast because I didn't think it was going to be good. But here we are. So two things here. First of all, I've never heard anyone infatuated with movies in the car. Do you mean to say Jenny McCarthy? And maybe 1996 Jenny McCarthy. Yeah. I don't say. And the other thing he says is, if it was bad, I wouldn't talk about it on my show. So he only talks about movies that he loves, but he loves every terrible fucking film he's ever seen. It's a great entertainment critic right there. Yeah. Only talk about things you enjoy. Totally. Perfect. Yeah.

Our show would be better if we only talked about podcasts that we enjoyed. Then you'd get 10,000 downloads. Did your Tim Poole on Joe Rogan? That was fascinating, wasn't it? Move it on. Yeah. Oh, boy. Here's my number 18 where he uncovers who does the voice of one of the puppets in the film portrayed the character the main puppet Phil Phillips I know that that took a lot of people to make him move. I just I'm not sure who played his voice as far as I am

Do you be says it is Bill Beretta? That's what I fucking go with I have no idea I have no idea he says I have no idea I I have no idea! He says I have no idea! I just read it off the authority of the fucking movies but I don't know, it could be anybody! It could be the guy for Transformers His name was also in the credits and they did show that he was the voice of the Jefferson

But I don't know Yeah, it could be any possible It could be anybody It's guys like the Alex Jones in movie credits Now the director of this happy time movie his name was Henson and he deals with puppet So here's number 19 the director is Brian Henson. So that's pretty cool man Jim Henson's I would imagine Ken of some sort Now

Two minutes later he gets to number 20 the director Brian Henson the song. He's actually the son of Jim Henson Oh Brian Henson, he's actually the son of Jim Henson. Oh! Who famously can see you. This just did. I'm up a show in 1976. So this asshole just opens up. So that's proof that he has not read this page. He's just got a bunch of tabs open. And he's just going from tab to tab. He doesn't even know what's in the second tab when he's reading the first tab.

It's fucking ridiculous. Why are people reading the internet to me on podcasts? Oh my god. Well, I'll tell you how to read the internet. I'll tell you why, Carl, because there's fascinating easter eggs. You would not know otherwise. Oh, my number is 21 to 22. In the photograph of Detective Edward's apartment,

the tall man in the photo is director Brian Henson. So that's pretty interesting easter egg. So the guy you never heard of is the guy in the picture on the fucking desk drawer of this fucking movie that no one has seen. Yeah. So I'm guy you've never heard of on a picture that you can't see. Yeah. I'm telling you about it. You got a free screaming on the blue ray to be able to see it.

But when you do, man, it's all going to be worthwhile. Here's number 22 because he just discovers this as he's reading it. A principal photography on the film began in south end of the of Boston Massachusetts on September 14, 2017. Filming also took place on Lin Shored Drive in Lin, Massachusetts as well as Brant Rock, Massachusetts. So it was shot predominantly in Massachusetts. And then he says that's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy.

Man it's a choosets. What? He's good. He also does this thing where he is concerned about giving out a spoiler over. So seeing Tom Hardy lay it down and get one was fantastic because we already know that there's a second movie in the works. I'm sorry for the spoiler alerts. Oh, hey. You kind of knew what you were getting a second movie in the works. I'm sorry for the spoiler alerts. Oh, hey!

You kind of knew what you were getting into by listening to the show. Dude, that's not what a fucking spoiler alert is, you fucking retard! There's gonna be a sequel! There's gonna be a sequel to a superhero movie, you don't say! Who could have seen that come? Well, it did well at the box office, really? A simple... She's fucking right.

I was watching a movie called Anchorman, and it led me to believe that there's gonna be an anchor man to spoiler Don't tell everybody You fucking ruined it for all of our listeners and no point in watching it now Doug you should not do that because we have over a hundred listeners You just ruined it for all of those people! We have seven in California! There's a guy in Australia who enjoys the show! Holy shit. Alright, this is him talking about, he's very excited about Venom.

And he uses words that he doesn't understand what they mean. And Venom was one of my favorite villains. He was like a badass version of Spider-Man, you know, literally and figuratively. And then, what was he? He's literally and figuratively a badass version of Spider-Man. That's a terrible sentence.

That's impressive. That guy's a cop. So he arrests people literally and figuratively. He talks about apparently, and I don't know a lot about Vettom. I haven't seen the movie either, but apparently his nemesis is this super villain called Carnage. Oh boy. He was also part of the Spider-Man universe. And what our buddy, Shamus, or Todd, or Patrick, whatever his of it. What do you like to do in his free time is do movie casting and he talks

about how he was actively campaigning for a specific actor to get the role of carnage. And when this movie at first came out first, you know, the trailer at first popped out, I started campaigning myself to get you know to try and guess people in To who I wanted to play Carnage why I thought your job board. It's not your fucking job Let's cast him there are people who literally do that as their job Tom hoggleason Now some of you might recognize him from

All right, that's where he talks about the movie with Christy to advocate. Yeah. So he's talking about how I really wanted to get this actor or this actor and I was on social media and I was promoting this. And then he realizes that Woody Harrelson got the job. But that doesn't slow him down. It's like I saw that when the trailer came out that somebody had said, you know Woody Harrelson's gonna play Carnage And I go, okay, all right I'm still gonna try and campaign and see what people think about it And I'll see what people think about my ideas. Why?

Who gives a shit? What exactly doesn't mean when he campaigns for something? I think he's mistaken the word campaign for the word tweet. I really think that's what I said. I was campaigning all night last night about my download numbers. What a hero's doing. I had diarrhea, so I spent a half hour campaigning on my phone. He also mentions the review of Venom could not be more superficial and boring.

He doesn't actually give his own opinion just because I really liked it. And then he reads the IMDB page. Yeah. But he starts the IMDB page. Yeah. But he starts the podcast by telling us this. And it's gonna be a pretty long episode, man. It's gonna be detailed. It wasn't long.

It was like 22 minutes. Yeah. There was no detail involved at all. Yeah. I really didn't get anything out of it. And he's even reading press releases. Sony Pictures, I think, put this out. This is something that you would read in a press release.

Tom Hardy considers Venom the coolest Marvel hero because he has a brazen swagger and a zero-fox try attitude. Zero-fox try. Obviously, you know, when the offer came up, he was on board. Yeah. Tom Hardy is not actually a fan of Venom. And know how I know that he's a successful adult You know time to comment bucks is how your Zankar. Yeah, did you think baby when he got the role? He's like, oh, yeah, I love this guy's the bus. It's cold fucking PR you idiots It probably went something like this. We would like you to play a character named Venom I've never heard of him. What's it? What is it's from comic books. I'm really not interested. We'll pay you 40 million dollars. I am in. Yep.

Well, you know, there's a thing a lot of people. He's got zero fox trot. I'm in. Ah, that's right. Can you please say he has zero fox trot at a great swagger? Yes, I can... Well, there's a thing a lot of people forget about Tom Hardy. This is my number nine. Well, there's this thing a lot of people forget about Tom Hardy. This is my number nine. But in reality, Tom Hardy's not that way anyways. He's an actor. People forget that. I'm being an actor, you portray a role, you know, based on that character's attributes. When he says people to see me, he forgets that. I don't know. Because I don't ever forget that.

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He's an actor, a lot of people forget that. He is Dick Cheney. Oh, I saw that one. And Kevin Smith can actually talk. And we wish he couldn't, man, holy shit that guy. Sorry, go ahead. Hey. So this guy is also selling merchandise that you can purchase.

So if you really love this podcast, you're probably gonna wanna wear a shirt. But where would you wear a chewed gum shirt? Well, I'll give you a clue. Get that merchandise, man. Rock that merchandise. If you buy the merchandise, wear it to my comedy. Ha ha ha ha. Wear it to my comedy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha minutes of the open mic. Did you know that this guy shamed his mom's gonna be there wearing a tube gum? Sure.

You're fucking. Thanks for wearing that to my comedy, mom. After your comedy, you get home. The street lights have been out for 10 minutes. Is your comedy almost done? This is how come you haven't talked about come swapping with your sister like you said you were going to.

Oh, yeah, he explains that he's got original jokes and fresh material. But I'm excited about doing the jokes, man. I got some really fresh material, some stuff that nobody's ever said before. That is literally the only rule of state of comedy, so that's still other people's jokes. It is going to be really exciting. I have fresh material no one's ever said before That's the that's the fucking bear minimum thing that you have to do I've got some jokes from George Lopez

No, it's not offensive either. I saw him going for these are just jokes that are coming from me as a person my child So he's not talking about comes who Iig with his sister, because it's not offensive, don't you? Yeah, he's not gonna have an issue with this, because he was a musician for 16 years. Oh yeah. Being on stage is not new, it's just being on stage and having all the lights on you, and only you. And I kinda like that. Yeah, you think? Yeah.

He's got 18 podcasts. He's got 18 podcasts and tweets about his fucking down love numbers. Do you think he's got 18 podcasts. He's got 18 podcasts and tweets about his fucking download numbers Do you think he likes the spotlight? I think you might But the funny part is is that he thinks he's everywhere. I've never heard of fucking shameless And I never would have enough for fucking dog From who's right? Fucking bastard But what's in this?

I don't know, it really isn't a spotlight, it's more like a pen light, I think Yeah But it's more like a I don't know, it really isn't a spotlight. It's more like a pen light, I think. Yeah. But it's more like a flashlight. But what's in this guy? He explains that you could find him everywhere. What was the podcast that I run? Tuesdays with Mary is brand new. Great job.

Thank you, is brand new. Crime and movies has got some new stuff. You know I'm all over the map, man. You like Shameless McKillian. You can find me pretty much anywhere. I, you can't find this guy anywhere. What's he talking about? What the fuck is he talking about?

It's making a hundred podcasts, I want to listen to you, it doesn't make you a hundred times more famous. Yeah. If you made one podcast, that's how it gave a shit about you'd be way more famous than having a hundred podcasts. No one's ever heard or will ever hear. She's- I have never had so much motivation to try to round up as much material about one person

as I have leading up to this conversation. And I couldn't find shit about this fucking guy. He doesn't exist! He told me he was on YouTube and he's not! I looked all over! Oh fuck, his entire show could be summed up with this line. Okay, and we didn't need to know that. Thank you.

Nothing he told me it was important. Nothing at all. I do love though this transition out of the segment where he explains to us that it's important for us to not just listen to his opinion. Give it a try yourself. You know, it's important. People's opinions opinions are good, but you gotta create your own opinion yourself for a film like this But that has been Cinemania So according to this fucking idiot, it's important for me to form my own opinion about a superhero movie Yeah, it is not that is not important thing at all, Shavis. It really doesn't fucking matter

And then he has another segment called Things to Watch. This is great. This is him introducing a brand new segment with also has music. Now we actually are introducing a new segment, something I've never done before in the show, and I'm excited to do it, man. It's actually a segment where I'm going to tell you guys

some things that I think you should watch, as well as some things that I would like to watch myself. It is called simply things to watch. What's in this music? Hey, gotta get started. It makes zero sense. Did you have more of that music? My number 23 is a very brief clip of that.

Okay, let's do that. One. Thanks to Watch. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Now, on the... On the older episode that I listened to, his things to watch, he's reading things that he hasn't seen yet.

Yeah, he's... He said, thanks to Watch, or things that I've seen and liked, or things I listen to his things to watch he's reading things that he hasn't seen yet. Yeah, he's so you said Thanks to watch or things that I've seen and liked or things I want to watch He can't go up his Netflix you he's like dude these are the next three things I'm gonna watch when I'm sitting home I'm like fucking the predator the house is Jack built in the Clovage killer man. Those are my things to watch Yeah This is guy never heard a podcast before is he think this is what people want to listen to this guy telling me what he watched recently? Or he's going to watch tomorrow Come on over to

Doug Listen to Doug read his grocery list We about as entertaining Holy shit. So when I suggested this to you, you went and checked it out. You see, and I think it was 26 minutes for that episode. Yeah. You didn't think there was going to be this much content, did you? Oh my God.

I thought, okay, Doug's being lazy. He picked the shortest podcast he could find. He still pisses me for the flat earth podcast we did. That was three hours. And then I listened to this and I couldn't Fucking believe it the guys talking about specific download numbers within the first seven minutes of the show We've had 95 hundred downloads. I've listened to hundreds and hundreds of podcasts I've never had anyone brag about their fucking download numbers that weren't in the millions Yeah, well, would you get to a million, you might start talking about it.

Those downloads are meaningful, Carl. My number six tells you the meaning behind it. Oh, okay, good. Because not a lot of podcasts are doing those kind of numbers. In their first year, there's just no way. So it kind of makes me feel special like I'm actually doing something useful. I am sorry, Shamus. That is incorrect. He goes, he goes, that is incorrect. He goes, there's just no way that there's podcasts

that are doing those kinds of numbers. Shamus, let me explain something to you. There's 124 million people in the US who listen to podcasts and they subscribe to multiple podcasts to put out multiple episodes every single week. I'm downloading way more podcast episodes than that just in my one phone. Yeah. And there's no way other people are doing those guys and numbers. Yeah. It's actually highly

likely. Now patrons on the other hand, that that's a different conversation. That's fucking a great. All right. So let's talk about that. So he's on Patreon. He tells you to support the show on Patreon. You go to that page, there's one patron, four dollars a month. That has to be shameless, right? Well, I was thinking it was shameless's mom. Shameless is much like, I better get a t-shirt. Well, I already got the other one. A dollar a week for this kind of content is a very small price to pay. This is um this is terrible this show. Yeah. But he does explain that uh episode 41 hold on to your seat. And today we have a doozy of an episode as we usually do. I try to let you guys down in that aspect. He does? He's trying not to let us down? Yeah. Oh shit. So what

he it was like an ESPN show or something he did right yeah 30 for 30 I didn't get that far I just listen to a talk should about dog Move down Good stuff dog anything else you want to talk about with this guy? No, I think we've pretty much covered it I put together a chute gum game. Oh, I would love to play with you Now listen this is a this is a lightning wrong game just the first thing I feel we need to have like music for this segment or something Oh you got it okay

These are all in order one through way hit my number one. Here's the opening theme you guys want to know who my true Bactors of the film are Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Here's number two, here's the question. I'm sorry, I know we want to go quickly through this. What the fuck's the chewed actor? It's the chewed actor of the film, Carl Pay attention! Jesus fucking Christ! So this is to Doug, here's number two. Okay, so first, we had the searching film, starring John Cho. Okay, searching, starring John Cho. Doug, who is the chewed actor of the film?

Come swapping sisters. Pit number three? My obvious choice has to be John Chote. I'm sorry that is that's the impact, Doug. Now Carl this was you. Here's number four. Okay. For the second film, the happy time murders starring Melissa McCarthy and a bunch of puppets. Okay, it's the puppets. Hit number five. Overall, you got to go Melissa McCarthy. Oh, sorry. I'm just kidding. Doug, this one's over to you, your chance to steal number six Okay

And lastly, for the equalizer two, man, what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to not pick Denzel Washington? Oh, so equalizer two starring Denzel Washington, Doug, go ahead Denzel Washington, number seven My two-backed for this film is Denzel Washington Oh, fuck the whim! Hit the rim, that's our closing theme All right, wow, this was quick And that's our two backters of the film guys

So that's an older episode so that's why he's so impressed with this music now because it used to just be mouth noises I guess all well that picked a light battle with it with it with a with a theme that nice you got to play it twice So he created a sick got a tube actor something yes And it's the best actor in the film and it's always the star of the move. It's always the star of the film So I actually I was gonna create my own game for this Carl Who do you think is the best guitar player in the Jimmy Hendrix experience? That's a tough one. I know Hold on, hold on. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr All of this guy talks about how he's trying to put on a great show and he wants to put on a great show And he's so thankful for his listeners

So it kind of makes me feel special like I'm actually doing something useful And I thank you guys for listeners. You're the reason that it makes all you know, it makes doing this worth it Wow, he cannot talk for a podcaster. He's very bad at talking doing doing what exactly? You're doing on the mic. He reads IMDB, he brags about his comedy, and then he says thank you and good night. Yeah. Well, this, the one guy in front of a microphone format, that's Toffman.

It is. You got to be good to pull that off and he ain't. You didn't like this, y'all? I did not. How many gumwads would you say that? I only gave it one and a half gumwads. Okay. So it has room for improvement. That's a positive thing though. You can get better of course

Yeah, I think he needs more music and transition beds and more downloads That would help more downloads if he told me at 20,000 dollars in first year I'd be like all right I'm listening Sky must be out of something Holy shit I'll do something. Holy shit. All right, guys, let me take a moment to talk about a very loyal sponsor to WATP.

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We don't have any money if there are. But are willing to steal from their parents. Are willing to steal from their parents' money on dickrolls. All right. Well, we've had a lot of fun with our friends deep discount, but I think it's time to move along to everybody's favorite live read king, Opie, who was on the Facebook live recently. Oh boy. Which is always fun.

And he's reading comments and he's reading questions that are coming in in real time. And our buddy Brian Mitchell asked Opie a question about his numbers. I'll just talk about download numbers. This was a fascinating answer. Can you show us some podcast numbers? I know the pod is crushing.

Brian Mitchell, no, I will not be doing that for the simple reason No matter what I show you somebody out there will be like Compiling argument Brian thank you for doing this, but this is so funny. OP then goes out to explain how well the podcast is doing. And remember, this is not his podcast. This is like, he's filming New York City from his window of his million dollar apartment and just talking. We're slowly but surely building this thing.

Every week the subscribers go up just a hair. It's almost frustrating like I get I get less than I don't want to over represent this but I get less than like 30 new subscribers a week but every week I get that so fast forward a month and all of a sudden it's like oh there you go. All right there you go. That's nice So he says I get less than 30 a week but fast forward a month I can do the quick math so 100 is that how many you get in a month is that yeah, wow good job, Opie You should have shaman show him how to get downloads. Yeah, I was just gonna I was just gonna say that Opie is a worst broadcaster than Shamus. Somehow, it's amazing, but I think it's time for...

OP radio. The OP radio podcast. I was listening to an episode recently where Opie decides that he is going to take Edibles and then go to a dinosaur museum. Oh boy. But before he does that he goes to a diner with a guy named Mike Boshetti. Hmm. Do you guys know who Mike Boshetti is? A comedian, right? Kind of. I've heard his name. think, on this show. He was on the Arty Lang podcast. Okay, there we go. There's like Arty's sidekick on there.

But he's not right mentally. And I can play a quick example of that where Opie's talking about online harassment. Mike Bischetti makes the exact opposite point to himself within 20 seconds. doesn't get harassed online. But like, it depends on you all. Like, Louis Anderson probably don't get harassed online. His fans are milled. I think Louis Anderson gets harassed online. Yeah.

As soon as you realize everyone gets harassed online, it's a little easier to take. A little easier. Yeah, but who do you think is doesn't get harassed? I don't think anybody in my right or wrong, right? Did you follow that conversation at all? No, and that audio is distracting. It's so distracting.

It's a microphone in the center of a diner table. That's fucked. Yes, and you hear OP in his full OP glory doing a terrible broadcast. Can't edit anything out. They're having a nonsensical conversation. He's talking about his ethnicity here. And listen to how ridiculous Opie is not even

being fun or cute with this. I'm like, I'm a little of everything. Oh, no, it's you. I even got a little black in me. Who catch? 0.01 sub-Saharan. I think, I guess we're that blood wet. No, I'm serious, I got a big piece.

What? What? He says, no, no, I'm serious. I got a big piece What we says no, no, I'm serious. I got a big piece. Good lord and Mike but sheddy goes like nervous laughter And then listen to how we transitions out of this conversation How the dinosaurs when she has how that goes This is really on a podcast This is really on a podcast. Oh, he goes, I got a huge dick. And Mike, we should, he goes, oh, so we're gonna see Terry Dac does later today. He's an overdoing.

And he's, I don't know the guy that is with him, but he's got that whistle when he talks at like false teeth whistle or dac your whistle or that's annoying as shit. That's a good observation. This guy is probably 60 years old. Yeah, it sounds like he's barely clinging to life He's not in good health. I think he had a heart attack recently All right, so the big thing that happened on this podcast guys. This is what we're getting to here is they're in this diner in New York City and they spot

Bruce Willis and Immediately opi a star struck and start to whisper I think so. What do you think? I told you Bruce Willis and immediately opiate starstruck and start to whisper it. I think so. What do you think? I told you Bruce Willis comes here You're in shock. I told you. I know I'm in total shock My heart just stopped. Pretend I could... Holy crap, what are the odds? It's like, yeah, pulls or is that really good? What was...

Alright, so remember, this is OPE from OPE and Anthony. They used to have movie stars on their show every single day. Promoting whatever movie was coming out. It was a satellite radio morning show that rivaled Howard Stern. He just saw Bruce Willis and a diner, and they were like, oh my God, that's Bruce Willis. Holy shit, Mike Boshetti can't talk.

They're so star struck by this. So OP being the king of cringe decides he's gonna go over and talk to Bruce Willis and get him on the podcast. Oh, fuck. I bet you can guess this goes and talk to Bruce Willis and get him on the podcast. Oh fuck But you guessed this goes very well Bruce Willis Can you say hi? We're doing a podcast. He doesn't believe it's you Just say hi. He doesn't believe it's you. You don't believe Told you

Shard, Shard, buddy told you. Shard, shard about it. Sorry about you. Turn that off. Okay, we're going back here. Okay. You just want to be involved. No, I don't blame him.

Alright. So this is the entire interaction with Bruce Willis. They walk over to him with his fucking Zoom recorder and says, hey, this guy doesn't believe you're Bruce Willis. Do you want to be one of my podcasts? He's like, no, turn it off. Yeah. Go away.

This is all we did. He bagged him for a it off. Yeah. Go away. This is OP! Did he beg him for a selfie afterwards? I mean, what are we fucking doing here? Good Lord. He should have told him that he knows Anthony Kumiya. Right! Oh yeah! I was out of show yesterday. That's cool. So, then OP decides because of that interaction with Bruce Willis,

that Bruce Willis was on his show. I just tried to have a little conversation with him. I could have officially labeled this podcast Bruce Willis, because he was on his show. I just tried to have a little conversation with him. I could officially label this podcast Bruce Willis because he was on the pod. I guess I could too now. Yeah. Bruce Willis was now also on my podcast. So this is the Bruce Willis episode of WATP.

All right, I want to point something out. They see Bruce Willis. They go over and talk to him. He blows them off. And now OP is accusing Mike of being star struck and freaked out. Meanwhile, listen to him, he blows them off. And now, Opie is accusing Mike of being star struck and freaked out. Meanwhile, listen to how Opie's demeanor changed. Remember how I was playing those clips before when he's in the diner just talking? Yeah, man. You know, I found out I got some black at me. But this is now Opie knows that Bruce Willis is there. You never know

where you're. Bruce Willis freaked out and now you can't tell what's going on. Get your head back together. If they didn't watch a gamble, you can make him lose pancakes. Now he's whispering on a podcast in a noisy dieter. It doesn't even sound real because this guy's like yelling out orders in the background. It sounds like one of those things you would get

that would be like, if you want to sound like you're in a dieter, don't know this today. in the background. It sounds like one of those things you would get that would be like, if you want to sound like you're in a diner, don't know this today. Some things that Opie does that I really just love. It makes me so happy. He is talking to Mike Bischetti about his favorite comedians and he says Chris Rock. And Mike Bischetti goes,

you know, I've never seen Chris Rock. I know, which is weird. So Opie decides he's gonna tell him one of his favorite Chris Rock bands. Oh, we should not be doing Chris Rock bands. I'm just gonna throw that out there, but check this out. I never listen to Rock believe in it or not. It's bad, that's a challenge.

I don't really know his work. That's amazing. It does a whole thing on the end word. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but but but champ ends versus ends is better than oh Jesus fucking Fuck you that this is unlistening for this is horrible Can you can you imagine sitting next to a guy? It as Opia's, trying to explain a Chris Rockbit? He has to pick the one with the Edward.

There's so many other bits. Opia. You know, I know you never listen to George Carlin, but he does this great bit about the seven dirty words. Yeah. So there's S, there's F, there's T, there's A. The MF word is also in there. You got to hear this bit.

It's amazing. Unfuckin' believable. The other thing that I noticed while this whole podcast is going on is you have two dumb people talking to each other. And the thing about Opie was he always had Jim Norton and Anthony there who were the smart people who could keep a conversation going These two idiots are in different conversations as they go. Oh, yeah Friends one the greatest bits ever

I know between a couple between yourself and a couple of other people. I know people with friends with Sam Kenneson. John Melendez, right? Stutter and John was good friends with him. Yeah. So Opie explains the Chris Rock band, he goes, I know people who were friends with Sam Kenneson. Wow! Like Stuttering John, which I'm sure Opie wants to talk all about the cast and characters from the Howard Sturge show.

It's exactly what he wants to be talking about. And then Opie being the brilliant Podcast that he has of course is gonna prepare when he has a guest town like Mike Bachetti Mike Bachetti has a book out Yeah, you might have done that somebody has a book out there promoting Yeah, you might have done that. Somebody has a book out there promoting. Sometimes you read that book so you can talk about it intelligently with that person. All right, I want to bring it back to this Bruce Willis talk

because it's riveting, okay? They're so excited. This goes on for about 45, 50 minutes. Where they're either in the dinner with Bruce Willis or they're talking about how he was there. At one point. This is Bruce Willis getting a muffin. This willis just walked by as he saw me when I just leave him. He just picked out a muffin. And the owner of this place just gave him a muffin for free. I think he hit a fourth muffin. I can't believe I don't know how high it works that way, the more money you get, the more free stuff you get.

This is a guy who had multi-million dollar contracts. He doesn't understand why people who are famous get free things. Is that possibly true? Now, Carl, I went over to the seat, he was sitting in, and he was still warm. I felt Bruce Willis' ass groove. Can you believe that? Dude, you would think that he wouldn't give off body heat with how much money he has. I also give him a body. What the fuck? So I'll be so excited. He thinks that he made Bruce leave. Yeah, but you think he actually made Bruce leave? When you, do you think we made Bruce Willis? Yeah, he's enough of it. I got to ask our waiter. We made Bruce Willis leave because he was sitting there and next thing you know, he's enough of it. I gotta ask our waiter if he made Bruce Will's lead because he was sitting there and next

thing you know, he took his food to go and he got a free muffin. I didn't even think that he was really loud in his bag in the distance because he was like, I think he's passive aggressive. He's like, he's making water to save some more shit to us. So now I hope he's inventing this story. The Bruce Willis gives a fuck about those two guys sitting in a diner he's like dude this guy's passive across if you wanted to see some shit to us and then he has to ask the

server if it's possible that they're the reason why he left. Brody Bruce Willis sleep because us. For real? I told you. No, no, just kidding. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you. No, no, just kidding. Are you just kidding? No, but, no, no, no, no, no. No, but, thing is, I go to church with my mate, with the bottom one edge, right? So, Opie in his mind, it's controlling everything that's going on in this place.

Bruce Willis comes in and now he has to leave because Opie's there and he's asking the server, do he leave because of course he's like, no, of course not. Bruce Willis is a busy guy. Yeah, who the fuck are you? And Opie has decided that this, that you heard that interaction. That was the only interaction that he had with them.

Now he's decided that Bruce was being a tough guy. I said I picked this place because sometimes Bruce Willis comes and sits right there. That's a fool. He made me, we were sitting in his booth, how great would that have been. And then he was trying to be a tough guy with me and he goes turn that thing off. But he seemed to, I don't know if he had a bad day or that show he was all the time, he's always like that. Hope he goes, be the tough guy to turn that thing off. That's how he set it off.

The fucking guys just trying to get some food and you come in with this stupid fucking recorder and your toothless friend and you come in with this stupid fucking recorder and your Toothless friend and you get the fuck away from me. Yeah, and Obi looks homeless his whole demeanor now with his long beard and the shitty clothes He looks like a homeless guy walk into Bruce Willis with a fucking recorder Yeah, I don't want to be in your podcast man turn it off and now he's going this fucking guy's always like this Man, he's just a dick. Everyone knows that so let me ask the the owner of the place for someone who works there about Bruce Willis and gets the exact opposite opinion I don't know what kind of you know what I mean I never see him in person that's what it is you know it's kind of weird is he

nice to you very nice yeah I was hoping it was gonna be nice to me but I don't want to bother me you know it's quite good because he doesn't want to be bad. I just said hi. Was he mad at us? He said hi? Nothing, so. I don't want to bother people like that because he even bought him more than long. Yeah. No, you know, he's down to us like... Yeah.

You're sitting there trying to eat your breakfast or whatever and you hear these two schmucks behind you It's N.I.G.G.E.R. versus Could you imagine how creepy that is everyone's just in their normal talking and now these guys are whispering because you're sitting there You have to speculate that all they're doing is talking about you. It's very uncomfortable Which of course they were and OP mentions that he would actually swap lies with Bruce Willis Yeah, you know what yet that that's very true my right I mean people annoying while they were sure But it's a hell of a life I would take that life life. Oh, yeah I'm a podcasting after my great radio

Well, imagine that open would rather be Bruce Willis no kidding. Yeah, go fix it Do I want a save knock it? Tell me plaza or get 30 subscribers next week? Less than 30 subscribers each week. But it adds up, Doug. Yeah. It adds up. So this is, he needs, open needs validation from a retard who does comedy

with Arty Lang. Did he talk to you? We should have him now. No. Why? He doesn't know who I am. Nobody knows who I am at this point. Why are you shanning at the people knowing forever? What? He doesn't know who I am. Nobody knows who I am at this point. Why are you shane at the people knowing forever?

Really? Millions of people still know you. Million. Yeah. You ready to get out of here? Yeah. So there's no jokes in that or anything. He's not pretending to be humble.

He just depressed at this point. He's just depressed. He's like, yeah, nobody knows who I am. Bruce Willis didn't recognize me. Nobody knows. Like, he's like, yeah, nobody knows who I am. Bruce Willis didn't recognize me. Nobody knows And like she's like no millions of people know who you are. So not always talking to their server And he has to throw out have you ever met Opie? Never meet Opie

Hands up Puppy yeah, you ever meet Opie? Yeah, I know here. Let me pick for this mic. I'm gonna pay for breakfast, okay? I told you Mike What is he doing? It's just embarrassing himself It's not his podcast. It's not even me on my podcast embarrassing him. This is him on his podcast embarrassing himself Yeah, he talked to you about how he would love to take a picture with a fan if you could ever meet one Me I would take a picture at a time I just hope I can get I Should he just get a t-shirt that says I used to be famous

What he walked around who would do something like that? This is a fun clip where Mike cuts off OP while he's telling some story. These guys are not having separate conversations Yeah, and OP gets very annoyed. I felt bad for great. I would let them have it tremendously, right? I guess the rest of my story was Didn't really matter. That's okay. No, I'm so sure. No, I'm it's Yep, I told it on a pass pocket so they could they could try to search through like the episodes to find it. Yeah, it's all right That's some passive aggressive bullshit That's the problem with having two idiots talking to each other see curl Ruiz is off in LA filming TV shows Oh, so he hasn't been on the show in a while and hope he is struggling without Carl there

It's it's rough for him. He at this point, he gets goes into the bathroom and has to talk about Bruce Willis again and now he's communicating with his producer Joey. That was so much fun so far. Joey, what a good time man. Well it's not every morning you get blown off by Bruce Willis. Uh I didn't stop to picture Bruce Willis because now people are gonna be like that wasn't Bruce Willis bullshit. Maybe you'll recognize the voice I don't know. No one's gonna stop believing them.

They're- who would think that that wasn't Bruce Willis? They were both star-struck the guy blew him off And then they had a whisper about it for the next 45 minutes. I totally believe that that was Bruce Willis Just the idea of him like going into a bathroom stall to talk to himself is so fucking sad It's weird. It's just going to mirror. It's okay. I'll be you can do this Don't forget you're the guy that met Bruce Wilson a diner. It's right. Oh fuck. You got 30 new downloads last week, buddy. It's gonna be all right.

I was talking to my buddy Chris last night and he listened to the latest episode of OP and Carl Ruiz is back, which is why OP declared. I was gonna start this podcast by saying yay Carlin's back and Chris I haven't listened to the show yet, but Chris pointed out that they have a new word that they use that will Have to be added to our repertoire. I took a little napby I can Tom I'm losing everybody in the room here. This, both you, Kroge and you, Doug, neither of you guys are all being Anthony fans.

No. So you've no idea why we're even listening to this garbage podcast. Like, yeah, it's terrible. We got it. What are we doing? So let's move on. Let's talk about the biggest podcast

in the comedy section of iTunes right now. Number one podcast, most downloads. What do you think it is, Doug? I'm gonna have to go. You threw me a softball here. I know what it is. Yeah. The Ron Burgundy shit, right?

Oh no, it's actually chewed gum. It got a hundred downloads yesterday. No, no, it is the Ron Burgundy. So some asshole on the sub-reddit posted a link to this Ron Burgundy, they put out a teaser clip and I went and listened to it and Ron Burgundy was a funny character in one movie 15 years ago. Wildly unfunny in the sequel. Unbelievably.

Unbelievably unfunny. And now they're going to take that character and turn it into a podcast. Oh, did you listen to this, Doug? I tried in the spirit of the show. I made it about five minutes, ten minutes, and it was my impression of it is, it's like deleted scenes from Anchorman to on replay.

That's what it felt like. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was like the terrible bit they played 10 minutes before the end of Saturday night live, but you're stuck there for all eternity. It's like a black mirror episode. You're just, you're locked into this time loop

with this awful fucking comedy. Didn't he do some car commercials in that character a while back and they were they were horrible. That sounds about me. I remember that. Yeah, I forgot all about that. He is milking this fucking stupid local newscaster character for everything that it's worth. And there's one joke in this show. It goes after what 48 minutes or something like that.

Yeah. There's one single joke in the show is that Ron Burgundy is a dummy and is very confused. And everyone around him has to react to that, which is exactly like the sketch at the end of SNL. Yeah. So what he's annoying and everyone else is annoyed by the annoying person, except it goes on for a fucking hour. It's terrible. And Will Ferrell is a great comedic actor. A star... You could be doing better better thing a star of TV and film

Right why he is doing this I have no fucking clue there can't be any paycheck break enough to be like just Fuck your reputation with this fucking awful comedy. He's one of the writers of this that's this writing is Atrocious there's nothing fun. There's not even a chuckle to come from this fucking podcast. Oh, it's terrible. Because you have clips. I do not. Doug does not. I got it. I got it. I get a few. Let's just power through just a few of these. Okay, my number one is the show opening. This is where we get introduced to Ron Burgundy comma podcaster. Microphone check. One, two, one, two, two. Micronesia, Micronesia Micronesia

Philodendrom Philodendrom One two one two one two How are the levels? Are we getting good levels? Just just tell me when we're ready, okay? Tell me That's a good apple. Now I know I let that run long, but that's the intro to the show. After the toilet paper commercial, that's what you get. And there is a toilet paper commercial to start the show. That's him introducing himself. And then let's meet the producer, Carolina, who is the straight man to the bit.

Did you like your time at Sarah Lawrence? Oh, yeah, no, it was so fascinating. I studied American literature in the 19th century and Then I got actually into internship at NPR and from then on I Moved to is there a Tom Jones University? No So he's an idiot she's an idiot and she, I'm a lot. I don't know if I pointed that out well enough in the clip. I noticed that. Holy fuck. Which is, it's totally scripted so they're trying to make it seem like this is a natural conversation. Yeah. But it does not.

No. And like, all right. So here's, they get the first episode is a true crime episode. Okay. They get in some forensics like colleges or some bullshit. Here's the hard-hitting question, number six. Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you? Who wrote that? Faulkner? I can almost guarantee that it wasn't Faulkner.

I'm not sure who... So, Ron Burgundy's character is that he's an idiot. And he doesn't know anything. And the goof is mainly based on the fact that he was an increment in the 70s, so he wouldn't know what the internet is or a podcast is. But then he also asks ridiculously stupid questions like, you're a doctor.

So does that mean you can perform heart surgery? Like I said, well, I'm not a medical doctor. Is this really a joke that we're still using? Did we don't know the difference between people if they're fucking doctorate degree and things other than medicine? This is what these jokes are in the show. And it's an hour of this. It's an hour of hour of this. Well, he does dip into some internet human. Here's my number seven. It was so fascinating before you got here, we stumbled across the fact that I had no idea that the zodiac killer was Senator Ted Cruz.

Well, that's, I don't know about that information. That's a popular, to my understanding, that's a really popular meme or area of humor in the community right now, but I'm not really, I'm not even sure the ages would really match up. So we're really going to sit and explain memes from three fucking years ago. Is that where we're at? Jesus fucking Christ. So don't, don't you think that this says a lot about our country, that it is deed number one ranked podcast comedy podcast in the country.

I'm just a lot about podcasting in my opinion. Yeah. And I've said this forever, if you're a celebrity, you're automatically in the top 100 deck shepherds fucking podcast is terrible. Yeah. There's no redeeming quality to it. It's not interesting at all. Meanwhile, I see this fuck had in the top of the fucking charts every time. Why yeah, who is listening to this fucking guy?

So you could just be a character and fucking be number one and what little I listen to the Ron Burgundy shit now Once did he ever talk about eating asses or swapping cumbersome? Which would have made a way better would have been a huge fucking improvement. Well, he starts cracking, Joel. Tears my number four. Carolina, let's go ahead and take a call. Oh, no. We can't take a call.

I told you. Christ, Carolina, do you pay these producers to say no? I get that for free at home with my wife. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this dog I'm wondering who this is for brain dead people brain dead people who would be like oh my wife says no at home Great fucking joke. Well, and then they yeah the tag. Oh, but you don't really have a wife So episode one is all about true crime There's a bunch more clips that will skip because it's just it's an hour of that. It's an hour of the same fucking thing So episode two they have on Deepak Chopra, okay, and

I couldn't tell what where the jokes ended and where the realness begins I don't even fucking know so my number 11 is there's a little bonus vocal fry in it and then we start talking about human constructs our physically our fact is that Los Angeles is a human construct What the fuck time is a human construct money is a human construct in the city of Los Angeles You say you're in Los Angeles, but you're not actually in Los Angeles because that's just a human construct man Does he know what show he's on?

so number 12 we get Construct man, does he know what show he's on? so number 12 we get We learn how to find out about the human condition. Do you have any TV shows? Do you have any favorite TV shows? Do you like down to nabby? I used to watch candid camera. Oh, right? Alan front me Alan front yeah and i wish the world would watch stuff like that then they wouldn't be so

nationalistic and angry and you know they don't understand the human condition a little more so the problem with modern man is that he doesn't understand the human condition he's too nationalistic he's too angry because he's not watching candid camera and not even one from a couple years ago, that I think they're talking about the one from the 50s or 60s or whatever.

I mean, what the fuck we even talking about here? I didn't listen to the second episode of this. This is already off the rails. They already don't know what the fuck they're doing on this show. Now, most of the interview with Depak Chopra, who's, I believe in international, author he talks about spirituality, he talks about meditation, they get him, well, number 13 is the set up to

a five minute bit. Okay. Deepak, if you would honor us and lead us in a bit of a meditation here, we would love to go along with you here. Sure. So wherever you are, if you can, unless you're driving, wherever you are, just sit quietly. So there's the setup to a painfully long bit where D-Pack is gonna lead us on a meditation.

14 is the payoff. Is this real? Is this really what's going on, other shell? Go on. Did you make this yourself just to fuck with us? I'm doing all the impressions myself. Yeah This can't be a real bug. So here's the meditation meditation image feeling a thought to come to And now just feel your body

Feel the sensations in your body All right, I have a theory. This might sound crazy. Go ahead. I don't think that this episode actually exists. I think you created this to fuck with Doug and me. And I don't think this chewed gun podcast is a real podcast. I think Doug invented that to fuck with me. I think he planted this... because it started in March of last year and Doug was pissed at me back then. So he's like, I, this is playing the log game, he's like, I'm gonna fucking get this podcast created. It's the worst piece of garbage anyone's ever heard. And I make Carl fucking listen to multiple episodes of it.

You fucking guys. Oh, Doug, he's on to us. Shit, plain B, plain B. Yeah, the jigs up. But anyway, so for five minutes, he goes on this meditation and Ron Burger, the producer just make a shit ton of noise over it And then episode goes on for a half hour dude. It's unfuckin' bearable

And then I had a bunch of clips of commercials. I didn't even bother bringing them but they They he starts like reading into these commercials and it's all for auto insurance and toilet paper and bullshit It's unbelievable how fucking bad this show show so this show is just a cash grab it's unreal it's unfuckable making that much money and it's it's I heart radio and how stuff works so it's like a I guess you know so established in the podcast world right I will say there's one redeemable quality of this podcast and that is that it's enjoyable in two second increments I I tossed two ISOs on there okay I'm afraid you're gonna use against me someday, but here we go.

Okay. This episode has been fascinating. Which is incorrect, but there you go. Fair enough, and then you also have. How about you let me pick the topic since it's my fucking podcast. Oh boy. Ha ha ha.

I would enjoy that except where I listen to that whole show and it's just so unhoney. The writing on it is so predictable and boring. If we had written that, there's no way we could get our buddies to go along with it. They'd be like, I'm not going to read this script. This is stupid. It's just, you're making jokes about how I'm not a medical doctor, Carl. You could do better than I'm not doing this. Somehow they got these fucking celebrities actually do it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Unfuckably well I was I was shocked at how bad this show was and I've listened to a lot of bad podcasts because Holy shit all right, which one was worse? Chute gum or the Ron Burgundy. Oh, that's a tough call. They're they're both so terrible and so different. No, no, I have a very different, I have, I have the answer to this. Ron Burgundy's way worse. There's nothing entertaining about it or fun about it all. Chude gum, I was so excited about this fucking show. I can't believe this asshole is saying these things that are podcast. I can't wait to clip it. I can't wait to talk about it.

So you know what the takeaway is from what just occurred? What's that? In Shamest's mind, he was told on who are these podcasts that he is better than the number one podcast in the country. This is true, and I'm sure he'll be talking about that. Rasmus has. Rasmus has.

Oh, fuck. So yeah, the... Jody from... Poe Boys. I believe so. Jody B... decided to do a quick rendition of a song that Jen from the Jingle's apartment put together.

And he's duetting with his son. This is a... quite moving. Get ready, get your Kleenex ready. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney.

Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney.

Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. Slap a Rooney. That's child abuse, isn't it? Jen, your job is hanging by a thread here. You better be able to pull your weight because that's impressive right there. What else do we have to talk about gentlemen?

I think it's time for the teaser. We talk! The teaser. That's right, it's everybody's favorite part of the show, it's the part where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. And I have to tell you guys I'm on TV? Dr. Phil, they can't see you. It's audio, remember? Oh, yeah, that's right. That's LaFern Q-Sack that you're hearing by the way. She's gonna be here doing this with me, so you'll be hearing her as well.

Trust me, she got a lot of opinions. I sure do, and don't get me started, Dr. Phil. That's the same thing as the Ron Burgundy bit. It's the same fucking thing. It sounds like it, you're right. Yeah, wow. Except for Dr. Phil is actually that person. He's not playing a character. It's actually Dr. Phil.

So the real one. You from the guy that brought you to catch me outside, girl. Fuck. And she has a successful music career now. I don't know if you know that, but. Successful? Fuck. She sells a lot more records than we do. That's for sure. And she has a successful music career now. I don't know if you know that, but successful. Fuck.

She sells a lot more records than we do. That's for sure. We, I believe that. I know that we got attacked for calling her a cunt. Yeah. Well, that's offensive, Doug. Come on. Come on.

Anyway, so next week we're doing fill in the blanks. The Dr. Phil show. we're bringing back Dick Masterson on the show. Hey, oh. Dick Masterson was on the Dr. Phil show. Really? Yes. No shit.

He was on there because he wrote a book called Men Are Better Than Women. And Dr. Phil had a amount. I think he was on like five episodes of his show or something like that. No shit. So we thought it would make perfect sense to bring Dick on to talk about Dr. Phil's new podcast,

which is Brand Spank and new. That's great. Yeah, it's, uh, should be a good time. Really looking forward to that. Doug, I've tortured you enough, my friend. You have. Holy shit. I feel bad.

Thank you so much for joining us. What's going on at the Who's Right podcast? Ah, same shit. Same shit. Certain trouble, certain fights with other podcasters. You've got me worse. So wore down this episode. I don't even want to plug ours. It's fine. Nobody's less to get this point. Cros, anything to plug? Yeah, I'm gonna be mixing it up on the subreddit, Layler.

My, uh, my screen name is is OP spells the N word. I'm confining. I love that. I love that. Both versions of the animal. I'm gonna buy that URL. I need that domain right now. Well Doug, thank you so much for joining us, buddy. It was great to have you again. Yeah, good to be on with both you. Oh cool Thank you. Please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out what's it for all? Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony

Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone. What is this garbage? How did they have a podcast? This is bullshit. Uh oh, great hard alert. Great hard alert, clap. You're not carried back. Fucking face suck. Fuckin' face up! Oh, fucking cares! This is making me stretch right here. Who gets a shit, who are these podcasts? I don't know I don't get it makes no sense You guys wouldn't believe this but

Boomer guy left us a couple voice about no shit since the last episode surprise to hear that I know I know I know I know you were when you said you guys aren't gonna Believe this I thought you were gonna tell me I didn't record it. I was We're starting over it So I put all the clothes back on the board. Let's do an exact thing. We just did Rasmus hands everybody. Oh, it's a marathon. All right real quick. This is Boomer guy starting a fight with our subreddit. Anyway, go fuck yourself reddit, you fucking bunch of faggot. I know I'm getting underneath your skin, you motherfuckers.

And you know what, if you got a fucking problem with it, meet me motherfuckers, meet me. Anyways, see you later, virgin. There's a lot of talk about taking things offline. Yeah, telephone, telephone,? Yeah, time to fight. Telephone tough guys, everybody look. You know who is not a fan of the Boomer Guy? Is my brother-in-law Andy? Hey Carl, it's your brother-in-law. I wanted to call on to the Boomer Guy.

Doesn't really think I'm very good at podcasting. I think that I should kill myself. So I guess you guys can consider this my suicide note. Oh, okay. Oh, that's the right answer. Let's try this out. Nope. Oh, well, I guess I'm not very good at that either.

Fucking Boomer guy. Each shit. I mean, you finally did say something funny that you're gonna host the show with Carl. Yeah. Well, you're a fucking one note joke that's not very good. You're fucking clowns. You fuck off. Andy has gotten from co-host to Archie Nemesis, a Boomer guy.

I'm the voicemail. Well, he's been promoted to Angry Caller. That's the way he got to look at it. It's a lateral move here at W-18. Holy shit. There's this someone who also was not a fan of the NANET special. Did you guys hear Kay and I talking about that Netflix special, hasn't it? Did I ever? Doug, you familiar with this person, how do Hannah Gansby?

I am. I watched a little bit of the Netflix special. It's not what I would call comedy, but I don't think that's how it's being promoted no i think it is i think it's a sad of special yeah anyway well here's a caller who also agrees with all of us must must be that we're all really smart hey cow i'm a singer i just wanted to call

to uh introduce my new style of singing to you uh uh I'm gonna introduce my new style of singing to you. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! If you get into normatives who want us to keep in touch and town and tempo, but you're the ones that's wrong, this is how singing is. This is how singing is called. You better get used to it for your homophob. This guy's an honor something.

Well, guy or girl. Okay, they are honor something. Let's be careful. What's one of the ZG? G is really honor something. Oh shit. This is, that person sounded like they had an accent. This is actually someone from Australia

who makes a very good point. I'm sure you guys will both agree a car born here from australia i don't want to know what you and your guest while you're sitting there during your obnoxiously long out trope you just look at each other is a low-end don't leave yet don't leave it it's just that

while we wait and i think i can pass every time let's feel bad for you guys cut it down I can only speak for me master mate. I don't know about dog or anybody else, but you finished twice There yeah, that's a new personal best. I've been working on it So what I do is I hit a bunch of drops on the board so I don't make eye contact with that They like it gives me a chance to just look at the screen Now to worry about how awkward that is. We're playing the obnoxiously.

And also the intro's gotten obnoxiously wrong too. Oh boy. We all have to just sit here and listen to fucking people talking about WATP for an hour and a half. It'll be 50% of the show next week. Ha ha ha ha ha. And I'll see why it wouldn't be. All right, this is two more voice males

that I want to play real quick. This is Boomer guy trying to be helpful. Hey Carl, you need to fix like, you can call you as fucking volume levels or something like that. At times he sounds like he's on the phone, and at other times he sounds, at least sounds perfect.

So I don't know what the fuck is going on in your fucking audio man, but I fix it. See ya. Very out of but I fix it. Yeah. Very out of character for the sky. Yeah. See the level headed there? Yeah, Carl, if you could just implement intercontinental real-time chat system, that'd

be great, buddy. Do we are using Skyblast? We could fucking suck. We had to reconnect four or five times during that show. So Kaya, who is a professional, was recording his audio on his end and sent it to me. So, I was able to take when he really fucked up, I was able to take his Just, hey, by the way, Carl, there's not much you know.

A little constructive criticism. Yeah, a little inconsistent in the audio quality there. Fuck you, you fucking fuck, you fucking Boomer fuck. Fucking fangin' fuck fuck. Fuck you, you gotta snap out of it for a second. And then last thing I want to play is that Boomer guy needs to set the record straight. Oh great.

I notice that you won't tell the fucking truth, Carl. You won't fucking tell the truth of how many voicemails I leave. Yeah, let me put this out here. I do not leave 18 fucking voicemails a week. I may leave like three, four, a fucking week, or maybe like six at the very most. This motherfucker doesn't check his goddamn voice mills and so the thing is that like there's probably 18 residual over the past like three, four fucking weeks

over a second ago so yeah I don't call that much so go fuck yourself I don't call that fucking lying fuck fuck you man I don't have a fucking problem you do anyways love you what the fuck right Fuck you, man. I don't have a fucking problem. You do anyways. Love you I love you Boomer guy. I hope you get the dose of dry at an ear medication soon. Oh poor guy

He's He's really clogging up our good box. I'm not gonna lie to you When I go in to look at the voicemails and he's right I went to love right before the show and Listen through holy shit. It's like fucking oh fuck from Australia. Thank God. Thank you Oh, you'll show sucks Carl. All right, whatever. He's not bluer All right, last thing I want to point out is that opi is so dumb He does not know who Sam Simon is but one person I did in Maya you are really loved and I met him a couple of times with Sam Simon. The creator of The Simpsons.

I wanted to create it. I thought you might have met him. That guy saying Sam Simon created The Simpsons was one of the most annoying things I've ever heard. That was cruel. This is for an hour out of podcast. They're sitting in a diner sometimes whispering. Quieter than the background fucking noise. And other times telling you Bruce Willis' movements,

oh he just moved his head. He just moved his head to the right. Is he picking a boss? Is he talking about me? Is he texting about me? He's doing his wife right now. Holy shit. All right.

Well, maybe we should wrap it up since we already wrapped it up. Ha ha ha ha ha. Don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute. Good advice. All right, well, maybe we should wrap it up since we already wrapped it up. Don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute. Good advice. All right.