Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep144 - Fangasm

Episode Date: March 3, 2019

Do you like the podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno? Are you bummed because you're not one of the hosts? Well here's an idea, copy everything about it and put out your own rip-off version. The only problem is Fangasm already did that. Kevin and Andy join the show to discuss this trainwreck of a podcast as well as our recent appearance on Dick's show, Opie and Vic Henley hanging at Gebhard's, Sheamus's stand up, and the fail of the week.  Support our awesome sponsor: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it?

I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo. Cuzz a Roo. Slapperoonie. A drinky poof. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about show.

I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I thought he was gonna break down what it's all about for to turn new people on to interesting podcasts. Yeah, he just mercilessly rips on people. Some of this is quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's hilarious the show is hilarious

Everybody hello bag slappers and cousin ruse and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that, instead of listening to Joe Rogan interview Alex Jones, purposely listen to Opie get drunk with Vic Hadley. I am your host. Call! I am your host TOOOOO With me this week is former co-host co-worker, Commander Hello, everyone! Son of a bitch I'm back! And in my guest today, Andy

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we have new iTunes reviews to read later today. But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called FanGasm. This is a suggestion that came in from Joe Mouth. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Gentlemen, let's get into it. This is a show with hosts, Ellie LaFever, Lindsay Rush and Danny Chapman.

Yeah. Who? Who do you think? I have one clip. It's this whole show. Yeah. It's, it's mind as well, B. It's all garbage. It's all garbage. It's all clippable. Let me start off our conversation. I went and listened to the intro to the show. They did like a quick five minute. Hey, we have this new show.

This is what it is. So I'll let them explain, this is what it is. So I'll let them explain what fan gassam is. So first of all, the layland is that we read erotic pop culture fan fiction, and then we add our comedic commentary and sort of like sexy hilarious, I don't know if it's always sexy.

It's definitely not always hilarious. Wrong and wrong. Well, the first rule of podcasting is never say that you're hilarious. Don't announce that you're funny, right? Let other people say that, like, I don't know, Anthony Cumia or Dick Masterson. You know, if those guys want to see you're hilarious,

play it every intro, I don't give a shit. But don't say that you're hilarious. If it's just before you even done an episode, I think you've got to start doing a bed of, of chick giving a loud blowjob over all those sound bites in the beginning now. Okay, I like that. I can go along with that. I was actually, if I had more time, I was going to add a bunch more to that.

They start off the show because they used to do a podcast called The Potterotica Podcast, which was devoted only to Harry Potter fanfiction, but Orotica fanfiction. Yeah, okay. That kind of track, I have a clip that's starting to make more sense, but like my clip one is the, it sets up basically the whole point of the show.

Okay. Welcome to the podcast that no one asked for. Yeah. No, thank you. No one wants this. Just shut it down. Well, they do have a lot of fans. They do have a pretty active community. Did you hear what their Facebook group was called?

No. Gavin, you know the answer to this. Uh, the, the answer to this. The fan, I forgot. They're the Fanny Packs. Jesus. Everything here is so cute. And I love that they announced this at the very beginning, making sure that everyone feels comfortable with the show. We are looking for kind of the wackiest stuff out there. We're looking for a storyline that's sexy and steamy.

And we look for a few things that make this a incredibly safe environment to laugh and have fun in. So a few things that we look for is there is always consent in our stories. Everyone is legal. There is no violence. Boo! I'm gonna find out we're gonna have.

And by the way way these are made up Nonsense stories by idiots who just post this shit on the internet. They're not authors are not good at Right, yeah, and they have these rules around this made up shit has to have consent That's what's the difference. So yeah, I mean I should all these rules that they have in order to do a story That they're gonna do on the show and then they say this was just an obvious lie. We actually have never read these in advance. So, we are reading them for the first time live as we record. So, our reactions are as real and as raw as they are when you're hearing it. Bullshit artists!

Bullied, bullied, bullshit! I'm not buying that for a second, because they go through and explain all the rules that they have to have in order to get out the show. And then they explain, they've never, and this is all due to us. We're just reading for the first time, just hilarious. The other thing that these guys do,

which is actually the same thing, the same policy that we have here on WATP. However, we do look for an ask for author approval. We want these authors of these incredible works to be in on the joke. We want them to know that we are celebrating their work and laughing with them, not ever laughing at them. Yeah, I feel the same way.

You know, we got to all be in this together, guys. It's not fun just to point your finger and laugh as someone for sucking. Yeah, that's not fun, guys. Well, I did decide that I wasn't gonna shit on the content of the story, which is stupid. It's stupid. But that's what we're doing here. The shows that we were looking to were the TV show The Office. Yeah. It was erotic a fan fiction of the show The Office. Right. And it's

not good. It's not good. The thing that killed me about it is I was hoping it would get, I don't know, a more steamer or something. They really, whoever wrote it. It's wack it off to the shop. Well, they just, they wrote, you know, Pam and Jim, like, get into a situation. I want to know, I want to have, like, I don't know, Kelly Kapoor is 69 in Toby. You know, like, yeah, some look crazy, you know.

It's, yeah, it certainly was not over the top. So they didn't pick your submission, is that what you're saying Kevin? Exactly, I'm very, very upset. Do you want to read from your, you want to reach out to two from your book or? Reincrede got Ryan up on top of the desk and he penetrated him, a-le.

See, at least the way you're reading it, you're trying to make it sound a little sexy. Play by Clip 5. Listen to the way this woman tries to read Aratica. It's like somebody, like if you're in grade school and the teacher makes everybody take a turn reading out of a textbook. I love this track. It's called, could it be my sexy? All he could do in response was nod.

His body becoming noticeably colder as her fingers left to skin. She worked slowly, torturously, as she unhooked his bell, slid it off and locked eyes with him before she continued her work. His victory, like, I think is less sexy than like, work slacks. Oh, God. It's, I don't know if you can see from Arizona, Kevin, but I'm barely fully erect. It's just not hot at all.

I thought I saw something outside. Hey, uh, play number three, because the guy Danny would, yeah, he reads, this, he made this word sound so cringey to me. Didn't know you were into this kind of stuff, Beasley. Beasley. He's adding, adding stuff, Beasley. Beasley? He's adding syllables, Beasley. Beasley.

It was all, I just... Yeah. Can I point something out here that I think is glaringly obvious? This show is ripping off another show that's much more popular. Yeah. Even down to the four men of it. Right. And that show is, of course,, even down to the format of it. Right. And that show is of course my dad wrote a porno. Yes. This is what my dad wrote a porno does. Kevin and I reviewed this many years ago. It's a rare show that everyone actually likes. Yeah,

it's a fun show. It's a good show. And what they do is they will introduce what they're going to be doing for the show, what they're going to be talking about with you talked about last time, and then they'll get into it. They'll start reading a chapter from the book, but they always have this quick music segue into that. These guys just ripped that off. Should we find out if she gets grilled cheese? Yes, let's find out.

Okay, let's dive in. That's a rule. Yeah. You needed her breast through the fabric of the dress before letting his hand fall loosely down her front. He's not going to read her either. No, none of them are. So this is the exact same format.

That's totally necessary to do that. Let me just play a quick example. This is my dad wrote a porno. This is the exact same format. Ready? I've never been more ready in my life. And we should do this as quickly as possible because you look pretty good. Okay.

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and put it out as if it's their own. We spend the entire year pretty much goofing on and then for the month of October, we have Jacktober and we feature these people. It's all good, clean font. Clean font. We find happy people that are spending their days doing shitty radio shows and dismantle them for no reason. Right. How did I get out the board?

Who does that? My bad. I don't know when I was talking about anyone else you got. Again, like you can't right out of the gate. It's a total ripoff. My dad wrote a portal, has a disclaimer. And then these guys do one that is just the same thing, but not as funny, TRET 2. The following podcast is rated H for morning. Oh, is it? That's not a fucking rate. You can't just see me.

This is rated G for God awful, or are for really shitty. I'd rather fucking pop other people's pimples than listen to this shit It's fucking terrible. It's not a good show because these guys are not funny people They don't make funny jokes. They have this Quick example of their comedy at the end of every episode They go into the music bed to end and listen to the nonsense that goes on they place every episode. Oh, yeah Oh Sorry

I don't know what they're so proud of for that passage right there. The guy goes me out and then they're like, BAAA! Yeah, well it's... WHAAAA! It's last part of the left level of just like carrying on about how funny each other thinks about it. Yeah, here's another example of that.

This is them in the middle of the story that they're reading. And I call this laughing at nothing. Tell me if you can pick up anything that's funny, that they are just losing their minds over. For me, to take my juice in you. If the juice truce. I don't know, I'm selling it. I like it. Last week on the Anals, all of these fantasy conversations. We split the fine heart of juice, juicy juice.

Sounds like when you quit a juice cleanse early. That's kind of what they did. That's the common known yet. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? What is funny? What's funny about any of this? Nothing.

How high are these fucking people? Hey, do you remember the time when Rick Flair dropped by? Oh, right, right, right. In his defense, if you're a twin, you have to sleep in a twin bed. Woo! Woo! Oh shit, so you listened to the third episode, Kevin? I don't know, I listened to whatever fucking episode you told me

I said season 9 episode one It's fucking guy this guy's a words with homework. I started out you knew which episode that was I did you do it. I listen episode three so the setup on this is that the one girl is talking about her husband And when they first met ten years ago. He slept in a twin bed And he also happens to be a twin. So they turn this into how many fucking gold with all these twin jokes. In his defense, if you're a twin,

you have to sleep in a twin bed. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Every time that twin bed. Every twin, it's like a, it's like just a contract they signed. Right out of you, you're wrong.

Until you get married, that's the reason he married you. It's like the enchanted rose and beauty of the beast. The only way he could not sleep in a twin bed was to get married. And then his twin bed just like expanded and like got it, like popped up onto a bed screen. And he was like, how true love. I'm in a king bed now.

I'm a king. And then all of our pots and pans came to life and sang us a little bit. We'll see you all the dust. Shut up. It's so similar. That's not even a rare clip. Jesus.

That's what this show is. They just keep tagging, and tagging, and tagging. Yeah. It was not something we get with. Do all twins sleep on a twid bed? No, moving on. My clip three is just like, heck, heck, heck. It's come up with something very creative.

We think, oh, you're going to love. As we reflect back on previous episodes, we're going to call the blowdown. We're going to give a, oh, you're gonna love. As we reflect back on previous episodes, we're gonna call the blowdown. We're gonna give a blowdown, like the blowdown of. But blow. Do you get it? We almost did a hoe down, but that's been taken. Yeah.

Like, did it, did it, did it, did it. Get it? I don't got it. Get it. Everything is, oh, God, it's all just like, the lowest hanging fruit. I mean, the fruit's on the ground. You can pick it up and throw it in the garbage.

There's more tagging going on than a target stock boy. Yeah. This problem with the show is that their only form of comedy, quote unquote, is ponds. Right. Everything's a pond with these assholes. Right.

This is at the very beginning of the introduction to the show, the guy talks about how you might stumble upon it. You ask Alexa, play a jam band, and instead she put on fangasm. That's okay. You found a good spot. Instead, you found a clam band. Oh. Instead, you found a clam band.

So that's a pun. There's two things that happen in that clip that I want to point out. First is a terrible pun. You found a clam band. This doesn't even make any fucking sense. No, it doesn't. And then secondly, the guy tags it with the exact same fucking joke.

That's not how tagging works. I don't understand. I have another example of that where the guy talks about a cock tease and then the woman goes, more like a cock please, he tags it with the zig-zag, say fucking joke. I want the cock tease to be more cock and less tease. Okay, cock please.

I want a little more cock please. I'm speaking his mouth. I'm speaking his mouth. Honey, it's more of a cock please, more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please.

I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. I want a little more cock please. And so I'll say it, then you say it, then I'll say it again, and we'll just say it in a stupider voice, and that's comedy. So this is the comedic process that they go through, and it's all about the ponds. What's it called when Dwight Shrewt masturbates?

Beat eng off. Beat. And then I said, wait, master beater. Don't worry, I'll open the episode with this gem. Wait, with this gym help, I'll gym provide. She just said help, Perne. Help, Perne. Perne, oh my gosh.

And then Danes said, oh, let's reschedule. And I said, I'm no premature. I'm Scott and bothered. Like Michael Scott, get it? Ugh. More like Dwight's shoot, a load, down. I don't know. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding on the fun, I guess. And he's gonna make a guess host on the show. More like the orifice, right? I get it. All right, so they're excited. Hey, this is a good show. I just realized it. They're excited because they're writing a song

about the office. And they're writing a song about the office. And they're already teasing us about what some of the lyrics might be. Well, I was even thinking when I started writing the song last night, I wrote the Darryl with customer service in Kelly. I was like, there's a lot of steamy, like, butter loading zone. Oh, yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot of steamy, smokey-fotter. Loading zone. Oh yeah, there's a ton to be had. You people are idiots. All right, so this is going to be awesome.

I will come back to this show and find this song once they post it, because it can't be anything, but amazing. Yeah. What is this song? Because I clipped a song. It's number five at the end. Is there something that they do in every episode?

song because I clipped a song it's number five at the end is there something that they do an every episode? When the episode ends check your underpants. Are you? Yeah, they do do that at the end of every episode because I clip that too and the answer is always down Way down Well, even when they do that stupid song that they do it every episode so this is like a bit that they do. An ongoing bit. They even have to start tagging that and going on with all this fucking nonsense because Kevin that episode there's more to it than just that song. They have to keep it going. Yeah. When the episode ends check your underpants. Are you pulling up or down?

Don't that quiet yet. Wait, can you hit the note for me? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Patrons they have or patrons they have on patreon? Well, how many can't ladies are there in the world? thousands Thousands there are so that's how many patreon they have they have 341 patrons. That's on patreon I thought it would be more honestly really. I don't know. It's too many. That's way too fucking many And they're looking for $10 a month. That's the lowest you can buy in it. Ooh. So I'm gonna do the quick math.

That's more than $20 a month that they're making on this show. If I lived anything from Shoot Gum, it's that over 100 is a lot of numbers. Yeah, true. That shoot gum guy was gonna go over 100 downloads in episode. So it's fucking pathetic. What's the thing's in perspective? All right, here is a clip that I call Stupid Nonsense Part One. And this is Danny.

He makes a horrible suggestion. So you played that blow down thing, Kevin? Yeah. Or Andy. Right. He has an idea. He wants to change that name. He thinks he's got a funnier bit to go with.

I'd like to motion to change the blowdown to the Anals. No. All in favor, say Anals. All opposed, say, Nay. Nay. The Anals have it. So that's incredibly awkward because these women who laugh Naaaay! Daniel's having it! Daniel's having it! Daniel's having it! Daniel's having it!

So that's incredibly awkward because these women who laugh at every fucking thing that anyone says are like, uh, nooo... Daniel's having too much for that! Daniel's having it too much for that! Daniel's having it too much for that! Daniel's having it too much for that! Yeah, and then, and then, and then they go, Naaaay, and then they're all laughing. So here's proof that this show is nothing but fake laughing because it turns out this

guy already suggested that they make that change and was shot down before they even recorded the show. Okay, that blowed out. You should have heard how many times Danny suggested that and it was just a crickets fan. And he's being like the analyst. The analyst, what we put on is an analyst, analyst. We're gonna peel back the curtain dummy.

So this is what's going on with their show. This guy is making terrible suggestions. They say no and they's like, I'm saying it anyway, I'm gonna going on with their show. This guy is making terrible suggestions. They say no, and they's like, fucking, I'm saying it anyway. I'm saying it on the show. I don't give a fuck. Guys, you don't have to say everything that comes into your mind. That's all they do.

That's all they do. It makes sense. All right, this is Stupid Nonsense Part 3. And again, it just goes back to everything has to be a fucking pun. I do think we could just have a podcast all about like brainstorms of us coming up with meaningless puns for things and arguing about it. All right, two things here. A, do they think that they're not doing that show now?

That's exactly what just happened. And I was like, I want to change blowdown to Adel. No, that's stupid. You know, be a fun show. That's arguing about puns. That's what you're just doing. I want to change blowdown to Adel. No, that's stupid. You'll be a fun show. That's arguing about puns. That's what you're just doing. And also, that would not make a great show.

It's terrible. The whole show is scripted. They had all that written down. That's the sad part. Is that's probably true. Ali looks at Danny and says, Hey, remember before the show, when you suggested that we

change it to annals? Pause for laughter. Do you have more nonsense? Because I have some nonsense. I do. Let me just get this out of the way. I know I played part three. I don't have a part four.

I have part seven thousand. Oh, okay. Let's go to your clips. Like you said before, apparently they used to do Harry Potter things. Yeah. And it was so funny that they can't let it go. And they start, uh, children, by the way, the Harry Potter books. Yeah.

We're doing some go-orotic. That's really weird to me. These characters are supposed to be children that breaks the rules, doesn't it? I think so. But anyway, they start conflating the Harry Potter shit that they used to do with the office shit that they're currently doing to everyone's confusion. This is my clip for where it's just like,

who knows what the fuck is going on in this? Like in Moning Mertle Form, but it's Kevin. Hey. Hi guys. Hi guys. What are you doing? Fuck is going on in this. Like in moaning, mortal form, but it's Kevin. Hey! Hi guys! Hi guys! What are you doing? Hey! Like, loading above the stall.

Hey, Jim, I heard you had ice cream. Cuing Kevin? Yeah! So translucent. It just translucent, like hiding in the toilet. I dress like a ghost for you guys I'm in here. Oh, you guys. Oh, you guys.

Moding R at all is a ghost and Harry Potter guys, okay? Oh, thank you. What the good thing you fucking told me? I'm glad you explained that. I was fucking lost. Yeah! What is going on here? I'm fine.

And who cares? What the fuck? All right, this is a clip that I want to play because they come up with a very catchy title. And I have something that we haven't pointed out yet that we need to talk about. He touched her clip. Yeah. You can't clip, you can't clip.

He couldn't, he couldn't, he couldn't, he couldn't. He couldn't, he couldn't, he couldn't. You cannot clip it, he couldn't, he couldn't. He couldn't, he couldn't, he couldn't. Quit it, you cannot quit it, I quit it. Oh. Oh. Does Danny sound like a guy who understands anything about touching a Clint? Do you think he's ever touched a Clint?

Maybe once at his birthday, he sounded like Morty. And except if Morty was into Jesse, it sounded Jessica. Oh. You can't get another liquid in it? Oh. into Jesse instead of Jessica. Oh, yeah, I'm not a liquid. Oh, so they go from this clit and clit idea.

And now the one woman has to write that down because it's such an amazing joke they came up with. Apparently rhymes are just the funniest thing ever. Yeah, wait, what's wrong, Ellie? She's got a right tongue clit and clit and squint it as soon as possible before she... I don't know what's happening. Before's got a right tongue clotted and quit it as soon as possible before she Before she wets it and forgets it

What does that even fucking mean? What's it and forgets it? Not the fuckingly talking about is this woman peeing? Cuz that I'm listening What's it? So then we get to listen to what else rhymes fucking suck. I wonder if they knew that What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about about because when you think about the most lame overdone joke there ever has been and the office points this out all the time, these people still think it's funny.

But you're in our feelings of embarrassment and regret aside, she was determined to come out on top in more ways than one. Oh, she will. You guys I did realize that we didn't say once in the last two episodes, that's what she said. I know. We... Oh, wow. She was gonna come out on top. That's what she said. That's what she said.

This dude is fucking corny. That doesn't even make sense. She was gonna come on top, that's what she said. But if you're doing a show that's supposed to be like an erotic fiction thing, that's a little too on the nose to just say, that's what she said. You're talking about science.

They're actually fucking. They're talking about fucking. Hey guess what guys, that's what she said. You know who else has never said that I'm their show before? We have never said that our show before. It's not fucking fun. Right.

The point is that it's not funny. That was the whole point in the office. Right, not fucking funny. And then they go, oh yeah, let's do that joke. Ah, ah, ah, do that joke. Ah! All right, I got it back up real quick. So they were talking about this, could it, could it, and could it, you know, she forgets and wets

and whatever the fuck, then we had to listen to, then I'm trying to go with puns in real time. So you can hear the brain power. How is she gonna top that? Dude, dude, dude, dude. What does it like, wink it and walk away? What? What is it like, Wankett and walk away? What's the equivalent of like, quit it and quit it, Wankett and peanut. Cause you know, like, it's gotta be a male part, you know?

Dick and Dash. Wankett and... Dick and Dash. Dick and Dash. Yes. All right, don't do your shitty pun brainstorming and fucking real time on your're show guys. It's embarrassing You could it be like peanut and

I seen it or could it be thick and like It's a fucking they do it. Let me get out my thsaurus and start figuring this out I'm gonna be funnier if they started with the same letter or should it rhyme? It's not funny either fucking way, the phone. It's gonna be funnier if they started with the same letter or should it rhyme? It's not funny, you're the fucking lame, Dobby's. It's not funny. No one's having fun with this. No.

And by the way, I'm looking at their Patreon page right now on a extracting, because they have a stack of books in this cartoony drawing they have. Oh yeah. And guess what the book titles are? Twattlight, Shurcock,

say by the balls, the watt Light, Shurcock, Sabed by the balls, the Wanking Dead, Stranger Thongs, Dr. Hoor, and the Hung Games. Tch. Hilarious. I kinda like Dr. Hoor.

I think they should do a bunch of different shows, like old shows, like Hogan's Heroes or something like Hogan's I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. See Arnold's caress the Dudley's pants It rates itself For the first time on the show they get speechless. I don't know what the fucking I don't know what to say right now. What's going on? It was total control. We bring it up there like a Gims Island Alright guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna run to the store. I'll be back in a half hour

Hope you guys get this out of your fucking system by them Three's company with a you It's an over yet I think so This people don't know there's been the movie Goodfellas and the Godfather. And I get the fact that they're both mafia movies, but this is a weird fuck-up to make. She took the assadaff.

What was it? Goodfellas, a Godfather? You took the sad horse head. Yeah. And put it under his comforter. She got right to work. Right to work. Hey, Jim, notice anything in your bed? Hey, she took the horse and put it in a jello mold.

Bloody horse. Home run, go me a home run. They just riffed on anything anyone said so much. Just because we'll say I think in good fellows where they saw off the horse had okay, I got to get to show. I don't think anyone said so much as we'll say a thing in good fellows where they saw off the the horse had oh okay good show Oh It's in that movie good fathers remember that one. Oh look what they talking about do they think they put cocaine in the horse And why would it be good fellows? Does he make any fucking sense?

Holy shit and these people they talk about sex all the time, but they're so uncomfortable with it. Yeah. At least the fine folks over my dad wrote a porno seem to be having a good time with it. They enjoy it. These guys are just uncomfortable. He dipped inside her panties, a greedy wetness greeting him as he stroked her clit.

Talk about a fun dip. Oh. You lick the dick. Wow. Thanks. Shock shock. Wow. Let the dick. Wow. Like, shock shock. Wow. Let's all star.

Wow. Danny, I think your jokes are rubbing off on Lindsay from the first episode. Look at that stiff, dip those fingers. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, tight testicles. Ha. The fuck is going on?

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A terrible podcast. I did the thing that you have. They're talking about. They're talking about the fact that people are putting memes up on their Facebook page and all relating to the office. And they're talking about how quotes from the office hold up. Unlike movie quotes that stop being funny. I feel like the office quotes are the only ones that repeated are still semi-sort of funny.

I feel like movie quotes when people do like... I'll be back. Oh, just click that one. Nope, that one that one. I feel like movie quotes like when people do like I'll be back I'll be back was never meant to be funny. Yeah, why are they like that's a funny quote? Well that one's good But the other movie quotes I'll suck. I'll be back. It's not even that's not a meme That's not a meme. It's not supposed to be funny. No one's having fun with that. What the fuck are they talking about? That's it famous meme from the Godfather. Remember when the Godfather tells the Godfather to help me back and he's like, I'll be back.

At the wedding. At the horse head. You know, it's Kroger would say, that would make sense if you've never watched a movie. I'm still in Crosier jokes now, I'm so fucking desperate. I have a clip on here where they make a reference to something that I can't possibly know what the fuck they're talking about. And they pretend that it's really funny even though nobody there thinks this is funny. Or she could just woof him. Yes.

It took me a second to remember. I don't get it. What was the app that Ryan invented that pinged every single one of your platforms? Like Twitter, Facebook, my space, email, text message. To get a hold of you. Very, very well done. Okay. Now that you've explained it to me for hold of you very very well. Okay. And now that you've explained it to me for 10 minutes, it's hilarious. Kevin, do you know what the fuck they're talking about there?

Unfortunately, I do. I here's my take on the office. It's now like it's our this generation. It's their sign fell. It's on too much. Right. Yeah. I certainly wouldn't be able to pull that reference from my head and then recognize

it and then say it on a podcast for other people. Well, you can tell nobody knew what he was talking about. And they go, oh yeah, oh yeah, that was a good reference. Oh yeah, no, I get it. Oh, that's funny. Hi. And then the fucking asshole has to pause his phone or something and play the audio clip to show everyone the reference he's talking about. Oh, that's a great comeback, do you?

Hi, rock. Setting up your... Yeah, accounts. Ha ha ha. You're right, we play that really quick. And your first friends on WIFT, Doctor. Setting up your... I swear to god, I don't...

Come town has better production values than shit. What's this guy doing? They're playing a TV in the other room. And I was supposed to fucking be listening to that. It's terrible. You know what, it sounds like you never been, you know, you're out at a bar or something and people are fucking talking about like whatever,

like a TV show for example. And then they're like, yeah, I remember them, they do that fucking thing with their like, woof. And then they have to pull out their fucking phone and play it for you and you're like, I'm on I don't need to hear it. So wait you were sitting next to OP and Carl Ruiz in a bar. Yeah, pretty much Sounds as good as my voice mail sound effects At least thank God I got this I sell from that. I don't get it. Yeah I got this I sell from that. I don't get it.

Yeah. That was the best. All right. Man, I'm running out of shit. What else is going on? What else is going on? All right, well, I mean, the one thing that this show does right is that all the episodes are pretty short.

Yes. So I listen to Carl's suggested we listen to one, and I listened to the one after it, because I felt like that we'd all clip the same things. Yeah. But so this is from the follow up one where they start talking about at a bridal shower, they play a game about like what article of clothing your significant other would get rid of. So that's the setup to this clip five.

You guys know when okay tell me if this is just something I've been stupid at like a bridal shower, they asked the bride and the groom those questions of like, if you could get rid of one item, or the person like, what would it be? And they video them their responses. I'm not married, but I think about that all the time about like, what someone would get rid of of mine. I think they would get rid of the person wearing that clothing. Let's lose that personality, Tuts.

How about that? Can we leave that behind? No, what it was. She says that. And I listen to that episode too. She says that. I can't listen to this whole. I can't listen to that.

That's what I do. All right. Yeah. She says that. And then they go, oh, what would you think someone will watch you get rid of? She goes, I don't know. Yeah. Why didn't you bring it up?

I didn't bring it up. You brought it up. And the same thing happens with this fucking Danny guy. I'm sorry to cut you off. Yeah. So he has this Danny guy where he sets himself up for a joke and then he's got fucking nothing. You know, per our last conversation.

Oh, yeah. I wonder who you're guilty of that line. Like how sexually passive aggressive. You know, it was like yesterday you left, I've got nothing right now. But. Her last finger bang. Her last finger bang. I, uh, that's how you know all these jokes are written out because they're not coming up with anything off the cuff. There's no way they've written anything. I don't know. They've not even worked at all. No, I swear they

have all these like Viagra falls instead of Niagara falls things That's the fucking low-hanging fruit you were talking about That's what everybody says my agra falls. It's not clever. Exactly. I'm not pressed by full point What is your point? Other dummy starts to say her article of clothing that she would get rid of No, it was these pants I got my first week of college and they were lounge pants and they had holes that ran from like the knee all the way up through the crotch down. Oh my god, I love them.

I love them and they were so comfy and he's like, I think that enough is enough. It was so sad. How gross is this chick of her boyfriend? Doesn't want to wear pants with a hole in the crotch. Time to retire the pants that you stole from a homeless man. It sounds fucking disgusting. Yeah, I don't know. A girl shows up with pants with a hole in the crotch.

I'm not complaining. You better put on some fucking snow pants and a ski suit. Right now, I wanted to add something. Yes, go for Commander. When I was in my heyday, I had a helmet with a big fucking mirror on the front of it. And then someone said you should get rid of that. And then I went to a cloth over my face. Yeah, that's right. Was that what you got? That's all I have. I don't have anything else. I didn't write anything else down. Well, interject your helmet used to look like a cock. Yes, I'm trying to keep on theme.

I'm a weird cock. GI Joe, Aronica. What? Maybe Joe on Joe is switched to that. Would you go back and listen to his show again? Maybe Joe on Joe is switched to that. Would you go back and listen to his show again? And Roadblock rode up on his motorcycle. Okay. Gungo fucked Roadblock. Uh, and Scarlett was there. Getting a mustache ride from Grunt. I don't know.

Ha, ha, ha. This is all hotter than this podcast. We listen to this. Yeah, sure is. Guys, I gotta put my boner away. Do you have any more clips that you wanna play from this show? Okay, but I see you got a few more on the board here, buddy. It just, there's one where Danny sounds like a gay wizard.

That's number four. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I thought that was interesting What a guy who can make that sound out of his face talks about clits I don't need to hear your fucking conversation about clits. I'm pretty sure you know nothing about this All right, well this was not a good show now And I'm not real thrilled with our buddy Joe Malfe for telling us to listen to it. And actually, I was going back to suggestions to figure out what we're going to do next week. And I saw that he also recommended months ago

that we do that Padaratica podcast. They're their previous fucking show. So these are just all shows that weren't horny enough for him I Actively searching out a rotted podcast and these are the rejects that didn't make the cut apparently all right Well, we're gonna talk about a few things coming up here. I have on the board Discussion about my appearance on the Dixiel last week We have to talk about Opie radio cuz Opie's back in Gapards. I Dixiel last week. We have to talk about OP radio,

because OP is back at Gephard's IT's that last week's episode that our buddy, Shamest McKillian, was doing stand up at an open mic, right? And that the entire set was posted on YouTube. So we have to talk about that. But first, I'm gonna play a little audio bed here. Oh, this is nice. Little isotopes music.

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Thank you. Come on. You got a couple of these later on. Don't lie to me. I literally have one and it's Cobra Commander. Well, maybe you post it on Instagram every other week. So I thought you had a bunch more than that. They got a Dr. Robotnik.

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That's perfect right there. I don't know why I do that to myself. You know, a lot of shows put the audio bed underneath the live reads. And they, I don't know why they do that. I guess it's to separate it from the rest of the show. But it makes it very hard for me to edit out things that I fuck up why they do that. I guess it's to separate it from the rest of the show, but it makes it very hard for me to edit out things that I fuck up when I do that.

Yeah, it's gonna sound like the song just skips. So I'd have heard it somewhere. It's an editing. Who cares? So just so you guys know, my band, they still, we write parts and sides that just skip ahead. Yeah. That was totally natural.

It's just how the song goes. It's swear to God. All right. I do want to talk about real quick. I was on the DICK show last week and checking out episode 143 of the DICK show. We did a really long segment, talked all about the saga with the vanished.

Yeah. And everything that happened and all the back and forth and threatening legal action and getting Apple and Libson involved, all that fun stuff. And I just have a quick clip that I want to play from that show of Dick talking about WATP. Okay, thank you, Carl. Who are these.com? Where they try to find out who are these podcasts?

Right. It's hilarious. Some podcasts don't want to be found out. Well, because Carl's like Emperor Palpatine, like he just enjoys being bad so much. Yeah. And ripping on these people mercilessly, I have her understanding their side. Gotcha. So yeah, like aggressively, aggressively turning down the, because I'm more intrigued.

I call in and I'm eager to shit on them, but I try to have like a, and then I'll hear him do it. I'm like, oh my God, you're such a pussy. You're trying to balance it and understand this side and that's how he's just, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. It's great. So that's our, our point of view.

Yeah, I mean, that's the point of the show. What are we gonna do? Like tell you everything that we liked about fangasm Now that would be when I was on the show. Yeah I think Kevin's hoping to join fangasm. I think this was a audition tape for that Alright, if you haven't listened to episode one for you through the Dix show

I definitely recommend it. There's also a YouTube clip of the appearance that's been floating around but enough about W-A-T-P in the Dixho and how awesome everybody is It's right. It's time to get back to what we love here and that is terrible podcasting Hopi radio Terrible podcast. Yeah. Opie radio. The Opie radio podcast. This is a podcast where Opie's back at Gebharts. Now, Gebharts is this bar in Manhattan that they hang out in. Yeah. Now, I've mentioned many times on this show,

the Carro Ruiz is the comic relief of OP radio. Yep. This episode has no Carro Ruiz. They got Vic Henley. No, it's the worst. They have Sharad Small, who he might be good on his show. He's terrible on OP show. Yeah.

And then they have Jim Foran team. Jim Foran team is very funny. Okay. I'm a fan of Jim Foran team slum in it. What you'll notice on this show is as they're all giggling with each other with their jokes, Jim Foran team has a very distinct voice. He does not giggle at any of their shitty jokes.

So I'm pointing that out ahead of time. So as you listen to these clips, notice that Jim standing right there and is giving them nothing, which is awesome. Because I can only imagine what he's fucking thinking and has had this whole time like, what the fuck? Let me give you an example. They're talking about how Jim Forrantine's son is so cool.

He's the coolest cat. Okay. He's got to cool his eight-year-old in the middleond Z. No. He's born with long hair and sunglasses. Flops over, bam. Yeah, here's the jukebox. It keeps right in there. He's a good time. Right. That's a description of something the fans did once. This is an eight-year-old. In 2019, he's kicking a jute box and it turns right on every time. Vic, what's the joke? What do you go for there? He's so cool. And then Vic loves to tell other people's jokes, not that he doesn't give them credit. What I love about this clip

is that he tells somebody else's joke. It's not funny. And then he also explains it. I remember that. That's Leo Von's best joke. Theo Von is from some tiny little town in Louisiana and he goes pistol paint marriage from there and so is Lee Harvey Oswald, which tells you that they're both good from downtown. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I See us See us From the title of the there's two people from there. Oh God this guy's fucking horrible. What is he talking about?

So there's a basketball player and Lee Arby Oswald. He says they're both good from downtown. That's not a good joke You know that's not an impressive joke. I wouldn't repeat that and then over and over again Say the comedian that he got it from. The comedian's he was like, I don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, I didn't write that. I don't want to be in so serious. I don't want to be in so serious.

I don't want to be in so serious. So I listened a little bit to this episode too. And did you catch when OBE does his shack impression? They were talking about Charles Barkley and Shaq and how they get after it during the comment and when they're commenting in these games But yeah, I should have picked up on the fact that he was doing a Shaq in freshen Well, he did it and then he because he immediately did the same exact Aden's in voice again. What's it got a laugh? I mean, that's the black face of radio right there

I mean, that's the blackface of radio right there. I was just gonna say, that's like, what the fuck are you doing? I listened to this entire episode and I tried to pull clips that were interesting. There were tons of things that I could have pulled that I didn't, but I was really keying in on Vic Hanley this episode. He's so unfunny and untalented and I know he's a stand up and I assume that his routine is palatable. I'm guessing that it's okay because he opens for Ron White. Okay.

You know, maybe Midwesterners think he's clever. I don't know. But listen to that. They're talking about John Wayne Bobbitt and- Timely. Right. Oh, dude, nothing they talk about. I have more examples.

Nothing they talk about is timely at all. This might as well be 1987, as far as I'm concerned, this conversation. They're talking about when the NBA and the ABA came together. I'm like, wait, what? What are we talking about? So this is John Wayne Bobbitt. Listen to Vic Henley, start to do this joke and lose confidence. And he just trails off so funny how quiet he gets as he's saying this joke.

Dick, now, Joey, what a woman's hand. I'm gonna fool go. I asked the man I knew. So John Wayne Bobbitt was, so he's going steak, now I've been a woman's hand. Half the man, I guess. He got real quiet He was talking he wanted to just be the background doing that and then he was always like half the man Nobody knows when you're talking about but he thought that was a hilarious joke because John Wayne Bob it

I don't know if you know this he got his penis cut off. He what what? So in Vic Henley's comedic mind he thinks oh there's that So in Vic Henley's comedic mind he thinks oh there's that STP song where he says I'm half the man I used to be oh and instead of take time with a wounded hand. He says steak knife I don't even know that I that went straight over my head right well good Good because eight and a half minutes later. He revisits it. No, he decides he's gonna run this joke I'm playing it now. He's gonna run this joke again. He's gonna run this joke again, because it worked so well the first time. You know what he says? Don't hit the girl. Like, you're dickin' cut off.

I'm more of a part. I'm more of a part. You don't need a message. I keep your message at the end. You don't need a message. You don't need a scroll at the end. We got it. We get it.

His dick's in the field. Message sit. Have a man I used to be. Top step on it we get it i should have hit over like it nobody hit it all because like bitch it's dick i could all right did you hear that he was keep trying to work in these guys are talking they're

riffing yeah and he's going staggna man oh he's way at the man he's waiting for something staggna dude right not a good joke they heard you the first time i'm gonna zoom in on that because this is incredible. This is like an annoying friend that you don't want to be hanging out with. There's never funny and he's trying to be funny.

You're like, you just want to shoot him look like, all right, we got it. We heard you. This is a big headline. His dick's in the field. Message sit. Ta-da, man, I used to be. Top step on it. We get it.

You shoulda hit it over like a- I don't want nobody hit it over because on it, we did it. You should have hit over like this. I don't want nobody hitting or be, it's like bitch, it's dick I could off. Oh my god, it's enraging. Yeah. This guy's not on anyone else's show. No one knows who Vic Henley is. Only OP knows who this fucking guy is.

There's a reason for that. Yeah. He tries to do a, a back joke later in the show. Fails fucking miserably. Sharad small feels bad for him and helps him out with that. But this is not a funny joke and I don't know what the fuck anyone's laughing about. Yeah, back.

That's gonna go with that bitch. Extravelvita cheese. That's a back song. I got two. I got two sickle songs. Sorry. I was trying to do two turns. I was behind him. Where were they making work. Sorry. I was trying to do two turns to him in high number.

We're like, I can't make it work. Tiggles on it. I'm a Casaro. How was that funny in any world? And he couldn't even spit it out. Two stiggles on a Kaiser roll. You couldn't fucking sing that to the goddamn back melody, really? Oh, my first of all, that makes me hungry. Second of all, I gotta tell you that some guys,

I think like some comedians, they just, they're not good off the cuff. Obviously. Maybe Vic Henley is good at standup, but when shit's written out and memorized, but he's fighting for fucking laughs. Yeah. On this shitty show.

You just gave me an idea. I think that we have to do a full analysis of Vic kind of stand up. Cause this guy's a fucking hat. That is so stupid. Even OP goes, yeah, we got it. We know what you're doing there. I want to think of repeating bits.

OPEN. Right. You know because yeah, for a fucking laugh. This is, they're talking about some song and Jim Forrantine. Notice you have an Jim Forrantine at all, and I know these things. Sharot Small's losing his mind.

Everyone's giggling and laughing and Jim's just, he's gotta be exhausted with this conversation. He's getting a beer. This is, Jim is talking to Vic about some song and then Vic kind of start singing it and Jim forging still doesn't know he's talking about but immediately goes yeah, okay, I got it. Just shut some down. Does that want to hear this fucking asshole sing?

You know, yeah, you know, it's one of the kind of fun like 72. Yeah, some 72. It was huge. 14 days since I don't know. Okay, all right. Yeah, days since I don't know. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I was, man.

You can tell exagerated dynamic is there. Oh yeah. Okay, okay, I got it. I love that song, I love that song. Get out of the car right now. Just listen to it. Yeah, okay, go ahead, move it on. You may remember we did a whole deep-ditch count-ed

where we talked about a lot of bands and music. Not one of us started singing any of the fucking songs. No. Cause it's fucking stupid. It's obnoxious, it's not fun. The other thing that Vic kindly does, he gets really excited if he knows what people are talking about. I've documented this before.

He freaks out, this is, Opie starts telling a story and Vic knows this story. And he makes it very clear that he knows the story Can I be the bus kill? I had one girl do that to me? He'd jazz though. I know the story Yeah, all right, so I picked those one girl. I only had one. I didn't really enjoy it and then the next day I know where he's going and the next day she calls me right and It's an old punchline, but a goodie And the next day she calls me. Right. And I think I do know the story. No, you know it.

I think it's an old punchline but a goodie. It's true. It's true. He ain't making it. It's nothing's not making it. Jesus. Why is it so much? It's a punchline.

Why is he so excited about that? They're talking about Jim Faurine is talking about this chick used to eat his ass, which is something that Jim Faurteen is talking about this chick used to eat his ass, which is something that Jim Fourteen talks about. Time to time. And Opie goes, I've only had one girl do that. And they say, I know this story. I know this story. I know the punchline.

I know the in-between part. I know the aftermath. Whatever. Let him fucking tell the story. It's such a weird, nothing crushing. I know it. It goes like this. So I ate my ass

Nothing crutches a punchline harder than when you over-hype it It's just like even if it was mildly funny. It's not funny at all now because you you hyped it up I'll tell you what the payoff was I counted off because it was mildly funny, it's not funny at all now because you hyped it up. I'll tell you what the payoff was. I caught it off because it was so interesting. Opie says this chick ate my ass. I didn't really enjoy it. The next day she called me and said I could still taste you. Yeah.

That was the thing that Vic was like, I know this. I got this. Oh, okay. Whatever. You have a heinous asshole. We could have guessed. Yeah. That we all know that old vaudeville Joe Shit tasty. Yeah, and then speaking of jokes, they're talking about Greg Geraldos remember this park heaven No, I didn't get that far. Yeah, this is pretty far in the in the show

Vic loses his fucking mind as they're trying to figure out this Greg Gerardo joke that he used to tell. I'm raising my hand. He got it. It was Gerardo's homeless bit. Yes, I said to this song. Oh, like well, I'm gonna he's gonna use it on drugs alcohol, but I'm gonna use it on that. I'm telling you that joke. What were people like trying to figure out if they should give a homeless guy? Yeah, he's like, if you got to give a tomb, he's gonna use it on drugs alcohol, but then I think 68-year-old man, well, I think that's what it is. I think he's excited that he doesn't have all timers yet I remember something I know this story. I know this story. I don't

correct your own. I've heard of that. I don't get glen. Don't stuff me into an old folks home yet. So unlistenable too. It's just they're just talking over each other trying like who could remember the fucking punchline to someone else's bit. Yeah. They could get a fucking laugh on it. Oh, it's cringey. Remember this song? Remember that song? Remember this guy's bit? Remember that guy's bit?

Yeah, that's all this show is. This is big, handling, telling a fucking Brett Kavanaugh joke. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Going back to the whole thing with John Wayne Bobbitt. Guys, please, if I'm off on this, explain to me how this reference makes any fucking sense in this context. John Wayne Bobbitt ends up having sex after that with that same fucking thing.

And they show it cut off. I was amazing. I saw that. It was like good sex. That man's name is Brett Kavanaugh, Supreme Courage. They show the... What? So they're talking about how John Wayne Bobbitt made a porn after he got his penis sold back on it with a guy that was Brett Kavanaugh No, it was with a woman. What is Brett?

So what the fuck is he talking about? He was literally looking around the room and saw a newspaper. Yeah, the brick Avenue. Yeah There's a TV on in the corner and that was that what was on, who he just spouted it out. What the fuck is he talking about? Oh, fuck you. Who is hanging out with this guy? No one. Why?

Oh, God. I just think he's always at Gepards, right? Maybe he's just there, he's like, oh, fuck. Fuckin' A, VIX here. No, the problem is, is that compared to OP, Vick is actually a good conversationalist. That's the problem. So OP explains they're talking about this NBA-A-B-A thing, and OP explains that he remembers the front cover of Sports Illustrated.

But he does it! I remember the Sports Illustrated cover. I believe it was Dr. J. Who's on the other side? I want to say was it bird? I think it's bird. I think it's bird where they were bringing the leaks to Yes, was it not one bird? No, who was it? You mean earlier than it. Yeah, yeah, it was Dr. J It was a very famous cover. I'm gonna have to look it up. He started it up by saying I remember this thing Could you imagine if you're listening to Dan Carlin and he goes now you have the access powers which was Germany It was Italy was uh, uh, fuck what was the other?

What was the other access power? It was definitely Germany and Italy Asian I think The fuck you don't remember the cover O.B. You obviously do not yeah, what why just prove that you don't remember it Okay, I'm surprised Vic Henry didn't pipe in a go. Oh captain Morgan Reck Avenue anything he sees in the park I said, Kevin, all anything he sees in the park. I love to, they come, they stop and they go to commercial. And then they come back and OP still thinks he's doing a radio show. So they come back to the show and OP has to reintroduce everyone who's on the show

as if you're just joining now. And he does something that Kevin, you listen to one of ONA back in the day. This is such an opi as him right here. Big Ken Lee, Sharot Small and Jim Florentine who's just been killing it. Mr. Jim Florent. Mr. Jim Florentine to you, that's right. Jim Florentine's been killing it.

Yeah. He's really killing it on the show today. You're hanging on to the bar. Having a conversation and I love it, and he goes, hey, all right. Welcome back. We got Sharad. We got Vic I've been listening since the fucking beginning. I know No one opens up a podcast and goes to the 42nd minute. I Thought he was gonna go into like, you know, he's been killing it across the country He's at you know funny bone this weekend. No, I thought he was doing a plug there. Nope, but that's where he was going.

No, he was just telling you since you're probably just tuning in that quarantine's out and he's killing it today. Yeah, a lot of fun stories to tell. Fick Henley's killing it. He's brooding the show. He's literally 14 past the hour and 87 degrees outside. He's literally 14 past the hour and 87 degrees outside. Oh, and the fucking gap hearts thing. He's plugging gap hearts all the time. He's talking about how a lot of things the podcast are now coming down to gap hearts.

This is like the cool place to hang out. And then at the end of the show, he's already plugged them a few times. The end of the show, he has to plug them one more time. And this seems like a really bad idea. Why don't we get out of here? We got a couple things Matt from Get Parts. Thanks once again. This is a great joint. We're gonna start opening it up to the podcast audience. Next time we do one of these, we'll get now to the head of time and a whole bunch of people show up here. It's a great beer joint man on the upper side. It's called Get Parts. Itvere culture beer culture. We're gonna have cameras though that night

We're cultures. I mean we have it, but yeah, we can do cameras on cameras. This is amazing Opie's going to announce when they're there so the fans of the podcast can come and watch them We're fucking going. I am there. I cannot wait for this. This is gonna be amazing Where you go and do a w a tp Well, I don't exactly I was gonna say the same I bring my super card. Yeah, it'll be great We're gonna in deception this podcast killing zoom recorders But all I'm picturing though is the scorch videos of him in the restaurant where he's pretending to be doing a TV show

Yeah, it's just in a restaurant somewhere. There's like people just dining and talking. He's like, hey, welcome to the score. She's like, this is what Opie is doing now. Oh, fuck. He's gonna bring cameras in and tell people he's doing a show. Yeah, we fucked up. We never should have said that we wanted to do this because now this is gonna get back to him

and he won't do it. Fuck. Cause if they do that, we are fucking going. Oh, yeah. I'll definitely go down for that. Yeah. And you're right that they will hear that we said this? And won't do it. Because they're trolling us.

Yeah. Because they opened up the show with Joey the producer saying this. When we last heard from Greg, he was at Get Parts, Beer Culture, in New York City, with Big Kenley, Sharad Small, and Jim Florentine, and they were about to take a little drinky poo. Fucking thing sucks! Fucking, even Joey's talking about drinky poo now. Ha ha ha ha! They're just, they're just holding it their middle finger to me.

Like, oh, we know. We know you're listening to this asshole. Fuck you! So you're right. They probably hear that we're excited that they're gonna do a live show, that they're gonna announce the hat of time, and abandon the entire idea, because that's a terrible idea. Yeah.

The amount of people who hate less than this fucking show, we'll be listening to this download number, she's like, woo, nice. Yeah. We're doing really well. Meanwhile, everyone's listening to this show. Next, they're, woo.

I want to listen to the show. It's just sending me timestamps. Yeah. Carl, you got to play this clip. Because I think we should just go do it episode at Gap Hearts anyway. That's true. We should.

Yeah. But if we can do it while OPs there, that'll be a trifecta. I love that there are just guys hanging out in a bar. And 30 minutes into this show, that's an hour and 20 minutes, this happens. What are we doing? What are we doing?

I'm freezing. Are you cold? I'm gonna put my coat on. No, it's over here. All right. I'm gonna have a cold. I'm gonna have a shot and have a smoke with him. All right, what's, yeah.

How do we take a little break? You guys want to continue? Try and you win for a little break you guys want to continue? What kind of podcast is this edit this out? This guys who are hanging out and Opie's acting like they're doing a show do you guys want to continue? It's like I got places to go. I got no this sucks If ever station was meaningless It was all over the fucking place June 14th born, born out of his fucking mind, and they went on for another 50 minutes after. Oh my god.

Why? I just want that. I want them to announce it so that we can go so I can walk over to Opie and go, could you keep it down? We're trying to do a podcast over here. That would be amazing. Alright, and then they go to the commercial break. And OP does a live read.

He's terrible at this. I guess it's not a live read because they could have cleaned this up in any way they wanted to. But there's a couple of rules they break here. First off, they always tell you when you're reading copy, you want to keep it positive and you want to act like you enjoy the product. So apparently, whoever OP is talking to you or to not get the memo.

I love the Robin Hood, man. I've been fooling around with it, Mikey. Have you tried the Robin Hood app yet? Not yet, not yet. What is wrong with you? You got to try it for real. You know how you fool around with some investing there, Mikey. You don't have to go too crazy with it.

I'll say this much about the Robin Hood app. It's very, very easy to use, Mikey. You really gotta give it a try. All right, a couple of things going on here. OP has never used this app. No, obviously. Do you guys know what the Robinhood app is? I've heard of other products.

It's like a testing thing, right? Right, you can just stock, you can just trade stocks with it. OP says, you gotta fool around with this thing. It's a stock trading app. You gotta fool around with it? You're gonna throw your money away a little bit. Yeah, why aren't you fooling around with this Mikey? That makes sense.

That's what you do that app for, fooling around. What the fuck is he talking about? I don't have millions of dollars. I'm fucking fooling away like you do. Bro, you don't? You didn't sign multi-million dollar contracts. It's serious like Sam. Why did you play with this Mikey? Hey.

It's fucking. It's fucking lying. There's no way he has that even loaned out his phone. No. He's never even seen the fucking user interface. It's not a fun, man. You can out there. You fool around a little bit. Kopey, what are you talking about? What are you investing in? Do you have any advice of what our approach might be? Our strategy for investing?

Yeah. No, you just fool around a little bit. What are you doing? You can not, there's our fooling around. Tell him, I'll be such a... Go on Robin Hood, just look up Geb Hearts. Just investing Geb Hearts. Publicly traded stock Gap Hearts. Just investing Gap Hearts. Publicly traded stock, Gap Hearts.

Beer culture. All right, this is Opie having a hard time of Izzy a shot jox till. Izzy a dad doing his fond my little pony show. Oh no. He's having a really hard time transitioning. This is him talking about his six-year-old daughter. They went to Disney. And guess what, Kevin? His six-year-old daughter. They went to Disney.

And guess what, Kevin? His six-year-old daughter, the coolest. We did the Princess Breakfast. See? And she was like, tell him, you know, my wife, she ain't wearing that fucking tiara, and she ain't doing the fucking parade. See you want to do that. Oh, she, oh really? She's like me. She's like, what's going on? She liked it to a point. I was like, I ain't wearing that fucking tiara. Fucking bullshit. Right. And then she wanted to wear blue and the other little She's like me fucking like the to a point like I And then she wanted to wear blue and the other little snobby bitches We're like mommy. Why is that little girl wearing And I'm like you wear fucking blue He's talking about a six-year-old girl

And so my nose is my fuck you I do that bullshit You fucking suck my clip about a six-year-old girl. Yeah. And so my nose says, my fuck you, I do that bullshit. And you fucking suck my clip. And my wife's like, oh, that's cool, whatever you want to do. I know that this ever happened. This is all made up. That story that parents tell about their children.

I love this ice home that I got from Opie on this show. I'm not stupid. I'm not stupid. I'm not stupid. Okay, well that's gonna say I'm the board for a while. All right, then one more thing I wanna hit on is Opie, Sherrod brings up this Walt Disney documentary he watched. Okay. So Sherrod brought this up and Opie asked some, oh cool man, so what did you learn from this documentary?

Because that's what documentaries do, they teach you things. So let's do this answer, this is amazing. What else about the Walt Disney documentary? I just like the, you know, all the information in it. I just found out a lot of information about that motherfucker that I didn't know. Yeah. That's what he's gonna give a book report and a book you didn't read. I thought the story was compelling.

I liked all the characters it is. The characters were good. There was a protagonist. There was an antagonist. It was great. I don't know what else to tell you. The only thing I learned was that he hated Jews and that he could draw mice. It was a great documentary. I had no idea. He was frozen. I had no idea. My favorite part of these shoes is that they cover my feet.

What the fuck? It's not a review. My favorite part of the documentary was all the information I learned. It's literally what he said. It's literally what he said. That's literally what he just said. You just want to be like, you didn't watch the documentary, did you?

No, I didn't. Nice house, Carl. It really keeps me inside. Sharad, do you even have Netflix? I don't. I do not have Netflix. It's 12 bucks a month. That's, that's too much. don't. I do not have that flex. It's it's 12 bucks a month. It's so super mud. My book report I read a catcher in the ride. I just want to say that

he was a good catcher. He used a glove and lots of rye was thrown at him. Thank you. He caught so much rye. He caught so much rye. And he used the word fuck a couple times. Wait, it sounds like he runs a book. You know little too much over there, Kevin. I have one more clip that I want to play. And this is just, Jim 14 is actually a funny person. And he gets out a very funny wine here. He's talking about the Me Too movement

and what that's done to his sex life. Yeah, no, it's, it's me too shit is fucking me up. I don't know. Yeah, it's like the dead ball era. My numbers are down. It's a dead ball era. They did something that a baseball and they fucking fuck with the stitching.

That's the only funny part of this hour and 20 minute long podcast and I listen to, like, thank God, at least for it, you got a good joke out. Yeah. Oh, the shit. Anything else we want to talk about with Opie's eats good, right? Oh, God. I mean, it's an endless, you know, torrent of bullshit. I'm not stupid.

They'll be plenty more to talk about next week. That's true. So before we wrap things up, there's a few things that I want to talk about. And one of them is this new segment we're doing on the show, The Fail of the Week. I don't know if that's the right name for it. I said this last week too. I don't know how to call it. But I love this idea that there's always podcasts people are listening to and you hear

something just like holy shit, that's terrible. I want you to send me the note and tell me, this show, this is the time that it happens, it'd be great for you to play. I played one last week. This one came in from Johnny is Canadian, at Johnny is Canadian on Twitter. This is a show called Behind the Bastards

and this is part one about our Kelly. And the reason why he sent this in is just listening to the co-host try to to put a joke in here that fails miserably and makes everyone uncomfortable. This is great. We're back. We're talking about Aliaah and Arkelli's very short-lived and super illegal man. Literally, she was short-lived. Well, yeah. Yeah, she died in the plane crash when she was like 20-something. Anyway, I don't know what this show is, but it seems like what she just said was not the tone is are going for You know what else a short lift oh yeah

Waka Waka What the fuck It seemed like there was a little heavy For this show She was short livedlived. Like my SIDS baby. Jesus. Oh, fuck. God.

Alright, so guys, keep listening for Crazy Clips in Podcast. I'm sure I'll get a few submissions for Shethan Alex Jones is saying on Joe Rogan's podcast. Only fuck. Starting to listen to that show a little bit. That's amazing. Really? That might be the greatest podcast ever be recorded. I'm calling it right now.

Yeah. It's Kevin, have you listened to that, though? I know I haven't yet. I haven't really been to, though. Well, so Joe Rogan has been killing it lately. So he has Alex Jones out. And those guys have been feuding with each other outside of their shows makes sense

So they come back together and they do almost five hours. I was I was gonna make a joke that it was five hours It's five hours dude. That's too much podcasting. I don't know if that's true This is the greatest fucking thing you've ever heard Alex Jones is I don't know what the fuck is going out of this world He's decided fuck it. I'm just gonna say every crazy thing I've ever said as quickly as possible and it's great. It's really definitely worthlessy too. But then Joe Rogan turns around like, how do you fucking top that?

David Lee Roth is the next fucking guest. DLR is now on. I mean, I'm convinced. I'm listening to two podcasts at least. Yeah, DLR is another three hours You got eight hours of Joe Rogan in your future, man. All right. What was I why was they talking about that? Oh, it's talking about Send me your your clips for the podcast fail of the week last week We listen to give a McGinnis him and his co-host were just pissing we listened to, gave him a Guinness, him and his co-hosts, we're just pissing.

Yeah, in the bathroom. Well, they're podcasting. Speaking of Epic Fails, our buddy, Shamus McKillian did some stand up. He was promoting, all right, so we reviewed the show called Shoot God. And Croge was here and we had Doug from who's right. And we were talking about this Shoot God podcast.

You guys, you guys know what I'm talking about? I listened to the episode. That's all I know. Okay. So this guy didn't seem like he was a compelling person. He didn't seem like he was talented. He has all the confidence anybody could want. And that's about it.

Could not deliver. Yeah. That's the impression that I got. At all. But he promoted on that show. there's gonna be a standup. And he was telling people from a 50 mile radius to come and see his standup, which was a seven minute open mic. He's right.

Ooh. And then I got notifications last weekend that this has been uploaded to YouTube. And lo and behold he uploaded to YouTube. He did it. He's how he asked for this. I think he's asking for this. He uploaded it to YouTube. Okay. He wanted us to find this. Now here's a thing. It's seven minutes long and I want to listen to every single second of it on WATP. But I'm not going to do that today. I want to listen to every single second of it, on W-A-T-P, but I'm not going to do that today.

Okay. Because I think that that would be disrespectful to Crosion Doug, who really crushed it when we talked about chewed gum. I want to get them back on the show at some point and really analyze this guy's standout. Oh, fair enough. Because it's worth it.

I agree. But I have a couple of clips and I want to play just a teaser, yeah, Kevin. Is this his first time on stage? Yes, yes, it is. Oh God. Why would you fucking do this? Yeah? Why would you why would you a promote it? He said so Kevin. I'm guessing you had you didn't hear the the podcast He says guys. I've been working on my stand up. I put a week and a half into it. I got some really good jokes They're really fresh. They're really good

Gotta come down and see me. He's told people to buy T-shirts of his podcasts and wear them to his comedy. Oh He also has like four podcasts that he does all by himself. Oh, there were more than four. There's more than four Yeah, he does podcasts all the time. He brags about his numbers where he gets over a hundred dollars. Oh, his tens of down loads, not even listeners, just downloads. Kevin, you got to go back and listen to this shoot. God, that was so amazing.

It's so amazing. So, I guarantee if this dude is on Facebook that his profile picture is now him in front of a brick wall. Yes. He's now a stand up. Yeah. He's now a stand up. Yeah. Now he's a stand up works at stand up comedian. So buddy, I think it was dog who photoshopped.

Cause I've seen what this guy looks like. They photoshopped this guy wearing a W ATP t-shirts. All right. So so delusional. So this guy decides I'm going to do stand up, and I'm already, I already know I'm awesome. I've worked up my, my set for a week and a half. It's all fresh material.

It's all stuff you've never heard before. So I just want to play you a couple jokes. Just to give everybody an idea of what we're talking about here. Boy, all right. This is one of the first jokes, and again, you know that he wrote this because it's about his life. And by the way, I should mention that Shamish McKillian is his podcasting name.

His name in real life, I think, is Patrick Michael, because that's his name on YouTube. Okay. But he's also been known as Todd. So I don't know, there's a lot of, I don't. It's a lot of possibilities. So this is Todd Todd talking about growing up with red hair in the crowd. I'm sorry. Oh. Woof. Sorry.

Kevin, Kevin has done Stano. Sorry to feel like you'd have a hard time with us. I know you don't want to make fun of someone because it's tough. You go out there, you're trying. He says, I dyed my hair blonde because I'd rather be an albino than a ginger. That was the punchline. That was the setup in the punchline. That was the set up in the punchline. That was a joke to be wrote.

I think he was hoping that the tag of, that usually works better when there's albinos in the crowd would be the thing that got people laughing. But why? Why is that funny? Well, it isn't, but I think everyone was just like, and that was polite, gofaws to move on to the next bit.

What's amazing is when you listen to the reaction from the crowd, it sounds like there's maybe five or six people there. At the end of his set, there's the polite applause for the next comedian. There's 30 people there. All of a sudden you're like, holy shit, what are all these fucking,

all these clapping hands come from. Alright, I just have one more joke that I want to play from this because it really is fascinating. We have to break this whole thing down. I actually drove in a trailer park and it didn't seem so strange. You know, you kind of seem normal until you realize when you get older that you were the family that had that raccoon. Yeah, you were those family that had that back home It's true you actually got a park in that documentary movie that Eddie Murphy documentary movie where all the animals talk

Oh Oh that hurt oh God How uncomfortable is that? I've maybe got movies like 22 years old. Everyone's like, what the fuck is he talking about? Oh, that movie that no one remembers. I have to have come up this show now. I just realized I love your reaction to this. Oh, that was fucking bad. The only people that are laughing are the other open micers that are like, please laugh at what I say,

what I'm not funny. Those are the people that are laughing at this shit. Unbelievable. He goes, I grew up in a trailer park. That's a true story. grew up in a trailer park. We were, you know, you're in a trailer park when you have a pet raccoon. I

Know Carly heard the clip. What the fuck you do? I had a pet raccoon when I was growing up. I was I was that family Yeah, I'm an analyzing this For a week now. I'm really excited about this. No, I've disappointed that we're not doing this now It like I know we were gonna do it. I was very much looking for you He had index cards. Yeah, no He said it is yeah index cards. He reads the joke. He's very nervous He reads the joke. He has terrible delivery. He goes. Yeah, you know that documentary that any Murphy was And then he like clips the card he goes to the next show

He puts it back in his pockets. He keep it. The next time he does it. Instead of throwing it in the garbage where it belongs. Yeah, I picture him like Jackie Martin. Oh, I still have all those jokes. I'm a joke, I've wrote. Oh, yeah. That's a terrible Jackie Martin. The fuck am I doing?

God, I'm just like, I have a wave of like pity watching over me now. Like, I don't feel like this isn't fun anymore. It's just like, I feel sad for this guy. So what I'm excited about is you heard how rapid fire his punchlines come out. Yeah. So this seven minutes, there's probably 40 jokes, 50 jokes. So there's a lot to analyze here.

I spent a whole week and a half, working as a... It's been a whole week and a half, but you know, typically when you do a stand-up set, you would maybe build a story. Yeah. Start throwing some quips in there with your story. Not this asshole. He thinks he's Mitch Headburg. He's just like son of jokes. Son of jokes. Next thing, next thing, next thing, and nothing lands. It's amazing. It's amazing. Oh Raccoon one

Shit You kind of went with anything that would have been better at the end there like uh Yeah, when the raccoon died we made him into a hat Like there's just a million ways that you could have gone with it It would have been even slightly more humorous than Dr. than Dr. Little Dr. Whole

I thought you were talking about Madagascar see how Jesus He couldn't have had a gasker Guardians of the galaxy joke I mean there's a million fucking things you could do with a you know the trash panda's yeah Worther raccoons and Madagascar. I don't remember That was the thing I could think of that was like Eddie. I don't even know if Eddie Murphy was in that I don't take No, I well, I don't think so, but also dr. Do little is there was a movie that was a dr. Do little movie before Eddie Murphy This I'd even like sure it was not even a one-to-one. Yeah

God holy shit So convoluted no one gets that all right these these WATP opposites are going on way too long Yeah, you know it's a third Seth Rogen Joe Rogan doesn't think so yeah Joe Joe Rogan's like you're just getting started right Joe Rogan doesn't think so yeah Joe Rogan's like you're just getting started right? Yeah, five hours All right, Seth Rogan doesn't care Seth Rogan doesn't give a shit. All right, we talked about OP What else do we talk about fangasm? The show that was rated age for horny So depressing Three-to-die We talk give a fuck. We talked about deep discount.com. We talked about the dick show

Opie we talked about the podcast failed a week. So you know what that means it must be time for Next week we're to do a show. It'll be a brand new show. A whole new episode of WOTP will be reviewing yet another podcast. But before we do that, we want to tease everyone. We want to play a clip of that show that we'll be reviewing next week. Is everyone following us? Kevin, you still there, buddy?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think I got it. All right. Okay. All right. Here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week. I shouldn't know when that was coming. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. What was I thinking walking in here with lotion? Your way too fancy. Yeah, I know. You wore your fancy pants when you should have wore your your Shane pants. I had my fancy pants taken away from me too. Yeah. It's always. Your fancy pants were beaten. Savagely.

God damn it. Hello everyone. This is Fun Appointment Radio. I'm Greg Nibbler. Here was there. I still didn't thank you so much for turning in today. Wherever you listen to this. It's so fantastic that you do so.

Yeah. This is a podcast called fun employment radio. Oh, okay. This is a suggestion that came in from Brandon Reddinger and Brandon says that this is a morning zoo style podcast. They seem to put it out pretty much daily. So it is. So this is like, I mean, people that aren't from Rochester

don't know Kimberlyberley and Beck, but they are terrible. And that sounds just like this. These guys are from Portland, Oregon. Okay. Kevin's old stopping, Ros, did I pronounce that right, Kevin? Portland? Yes.

Portland, Oregon. Yeah. We're going to listen to episode 2170 from March 1st, 2019. That would be yesterday's show. So this is the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week. It's another morning zoo style show. You know, Dick kept talking about how I'm like a radio guy. And I like time traveled here to 2019.

I'm nothing compared to these assholes who are still pretending they're doing a radio show for morning drive time. And since sounds like what I imagine Opie's asshole tastes like. And on that note, I'd like to. Please join us once again next week because it might be them so we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well well every pony Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Uh oh, great hard to learn. Great hard to learn, you laugh. That's why today will not be a great show. You white-headed genius, this is it! Who are these thought-yots? But Chinese bitches in here! Wow, thanks, Paul Knox! That's cool, bro! You know, who are these? Podcasts!

I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute. Masterbay? We have some, we have some new voicemails that came out of the guys. Oh my god, I did the lucky voicemails. I know. Before I do that though, I do want to read some new reviews that came in because we've had a lot of activity on the iTunes page.

There is from February 26th, Asteroos, but canos, wrote garbage. I'd rather stick an ice pick through my ears than ever listen to this again. That's a five-star review. Thank you very much. Asteroos. And then this next one, for February 25th, Khalid's Ghost says, Ellen Page.

I mean, I get all the swear words, the Howard Stern sound bites, the low brow humor, the overmodulated force midwestern laughter. But these guys made fun of Ellen Page on their last episode. And then it's something I cannot forgive or forehand. Can you talk to me good work, Harold Five's Dice. I can have for give or forehand. What is everybody think?

It's the Midwest. I don't know. I don't know, I like it though. Well, it started with Comdown. Yeah, we can. They called me and Andy Midwestern dance. Yeah, Fargo Downs. We do it the hard A, we got the, We can they call it me and Andy midwestern dance. Yeah far far go down We do the hard a we got that it's like somewhere between Chicago and Boston which it is that's what we sound like yeah, that's true

Let's see here. Let's make fun of bad shows by doing what they do Exactly what is this? So you start the show, the first 30 minutes is the intro, which is made up of clips of other people talking about the show, then a guitar riff. He then quickly speaks about other shows, but 90% of his review is made up of playing clips of the shows. You could basically just listen to the other show. This would work the same if it was just a list of the shows and I could just listen to that myself. After the brief reviews, you get another 45 minutes of a guy saying teaser, teaser, teaser!

That will that part, he's got it. Before he plays the intro of the next show, I guess the joke is he's making a bad show about other bad shows, but I could just listen to them instead. Complete waste of time for the creators and the listeners. That's a five-star interview. That's a big ass thing. This next one from February 24th from Meet Had 812 says, garbage. I'd rather use a cactus as a butt plug. And I'll honestly, I'm glad someone still has the balls to roast people in this overly PC world.

Cute, the good work, Carl, it's a five star review. There's another one. One of the worst. Don't bother. This one, this was one of the worst podcasts I've ever heard. They banished other podcasts for the same content. They put out themselves. They wished their crap was half as popular as the people they bash. And I gotta say at your today's episode, I think that's true. You guys fucking took that pun thing and just started running with it.

We do make fun of the shit and then we do it ourselves. That's a one star. Oh, and that's the whole show is. I know. That's a one star. And the user name is HedgeTag's Shamest Todd. Yeah. Shamest Todd Patrick Michael.

Did not like our show. Hashtag Triller Park Raccoon. This next one is from February 23rd from Narfer 23rd. Says, I think they were trying to spell trash, but that's a tough one. It says Tash. And the description is Stupid People trying to sound smart by bad-mouthing people. Far more talented than they will ever be. Whoa, I never said I was smart.

And he spells THEN. Far more talented than they will ever be. That's a one-star review. Well done dummy. You got typos over the fucking place and you're calling us stupid people. Good work. Upper Belkini says you are saying, doing God's work. Oh, that's actually just nice. Five stars. Thank you. Amazing the show is good. Cured my crippling loneliness. Oh, that must be a boomer guy. Before I used to sit staring at my TV while crying because I had no friends. Now I sit at the TV crying from laughter. Thank you for the gift from God podcast.

I think they wrote this out the wrong fucking podcast. Yes, sir. Yes. I think I wrote the one. What's the one-star count? Oh, our one-star count is up to 418 Okay, one star reviews that I could enough for you Andy. I know I you want more I just like to know I think I read this one last week, but it's um it says funny shows always been funny

But they made fun of the mentally gifted a little hard sometimes Chewd gum was an hour of laughing at the short bus I don't know if I wrote that last week or not. Chude gum was an hour of laughing at the short bus. I don't know if I wrote that last week or not. I think you did. Poor Shamus. Poor Shamus. What do they do to deserve all of us?

Well, he acts like what he's doing is good. And it's not so. So just being bullies. Here, we just have to make sure that you know that. It's not. Boomer guy left about 20 boys. Oh my inclination is just a straight talk over this so then I know I just want I don't want this guy to get what he want but I know that you've put in work so I'm

gonna let it play out of respect for Carl I didn't say I was playing Boomer guy I just said he left 20 fucking voicemail all right now play but I do want to say that this clip from a voicemail could be our new outro. I'm gonna test this out. Kevin, tell me what you think. All right. Kisses. You sag it. Kill yourself. I mean, it's pretty good. That is a good sign off. It's pretty. It's pretty good. Oh, that is a good sign off. It's pretty it's pretty good.

I'm gonna need my example and not call the voicemail anymore. Everybody should stop calling it. So anyone from voicemailer to host and he's got a few going with boomer guy. And boomer guy had a question for you, buddy. Yeah, is Andy really mad at me? Oh, yeah. Hey, uh, yeah is any really mad at me oh yeah hey uh... by the way carl have me on your fucking show man i bet you i don't know a whole lot more life no you're fucking show then uh... then drugged up dick

uh... kaya who highly altific and uh... i guess the occasional crows you know whenever he's not having a shitty choice in the fucking podcast or uh... whatever that that fuck what ever other fuck what that it thinks that they're funny is on your show having on your show man let's get together

you know what murk bring any to bring you little boy to be rich and he as well i want to fucking meet that motherfucker I bet you he stands at a pretty tall four foot 11 and I could cream that little bag it anyways Go fuck yourself bag it No, I have you I think booboo guys funny. There's a lot of rivalry carls That is like the school of of don't feed the trolls and has a thick skin.

I'm aware of you're trying to troll a troll show and I'm gonna shit out you. But it's funny shit. Well, I think it's funny that you've called in calling out BoobooGa and you started this little feud that's going on. There's a whole other feud that's going on that I was not even aware of. Really?

But apparently there's this guy who doesn't like Butthole Weeb is a guy who writes into other people's shows. He bashes Sam Roberts. And he also asks people if they eat ass. And if they like, and that's kind of his shit. It's butthole W. Spell it. W-E-E-B. E-E butthole Weeb.

Weeb. Oh, I thought it was butthole Weeb, like, whole wheat bread. but oh I thought it was but whole wheat like whole wheat bread I thought that was funny. It's now you know now you've clarified it and it's less funny But all wheat is hilarious Well, maybe but we will call it next week. I don't know but this is what we have a new subreddit name This guy this guy likes to call him to shows and just talk about eating ass and he he called in last week to ask Dick Masterson to eat ass and so this guy calls in he's not a fan of Bohobe Let's let's hear what his point of view is yo

fucking butthole buttholeweeb I Saw this you called in here Yeah, that's right. that's fucking saw ya. Fucking dip shit. Try to get away. I'm fucking next by the way. I see you, I see you, but I'll leave.

Anyway, I had to get appropriately drunk to do this. Obviously. Do this. Super chat. Drink. Everyone fucking drink. And Craig, Craig or Mike, or... I can't remember. I think it's Craig. It's Carl.

I'm not sure if it's Craig your It's actually car. I like your show. It's Craig or Mike You know what Craig or Mike you sound like you've got to go to I just want to let you know Definitely got to go to you no matter whether you're a Craig or I'm'm like you got a go team for sure Right take it easy boys Check out So this this nice thing about to play you guys is amazing that was delightful I've never played that voice-bound the show before just came in this week But hold weaves are really responding to that voice-bound

Buttholeweeb is already responding to that voicemail. What? They're apparently having some Twitter feud or something. So now buttholeweeb has a voicemail for this guy. Hey guys, this is buttholeeb. Shit, I'm pretty drunk again. One on the street is a fallen Twitter. My boy clearly, I guess, and then that fucking voicemail talking shit about me talking about eating ass. That's fine at all.

But as I also saw on Twitter, he wants to start a fucking meme more. Hey, Clay, early, if your fucking voice check is played, I'm just going to let you know. I'll keep calling in to fucking WAPP just to make a weekly meme more. I will fucking straight up do that. If you want to fucking challenge my ass eatery, it's not going to happen, man. My ass eatery is fucking supreme. It's gonna stay at the top. And also, I saw on Twitter you called a fucking Carl Greg. Is that what you fucking DM me? You didn't know his name? It's fucking Carl. It's Carl, man. It's not Carl. Yeah. Not Greg. Maybe he should pay support,

Titchett. Also, we'll mean more of this, man, trust me, your ass eatery will not reign supreme. Anyways, everybody, go talk about eating ass, even though I don't, and also watching anime. Go fuck yourself. So, butthole, we doesn't eat ass, for the least to talk about eating ass, apparently. This is, I just want to point out that these are the people that will be ruling our country

This is what we have this is the greatest generation. This is what George Carlin talks about garbage in garbage out Kevin I also received voice mail. I haven't even listened to you yet from our friend Dorkels. Oh Yeah, did you know that? received voice mail. I haven't even listened to you yet from our friend Dorkles. Oh, yeah. Did you know that? No. Yeah. So Dorkles called the show. And if you guys remember, Dorkles has appeared on W ATP before he recently got into

Reddit. And I don't think it's good for him. I don't have to get excited because people would write it like him. But I don't think you should be spending a lot of time now. Let's see what he's up to. because people would write it like him, but I don't think you should be spending a lot of time there. Let's see what he's up to. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh while I sit here in my bathroom on this phone, lizards are infiltrating our bodies.

It's one of the biggest conspiracies in modern history. And the only way to stop it is to not vaccinate your children. Well, that and we need to make sure we all move to Antarctica because lizard bastards hate cold weather. Anyways, I got a good going Carl. 99 keep your butthole tight. Dorka, Dorka, Dorka is less fun than he used to be. He's an anti-vaxer now. He's an anti-vaxer.

Yeah, he's really in a conspiracy now. Oh, shit. I don't even want to know what this voice is about. Hey Carl, it's Dorkles. Did you know my pubes are made of spiders? Nine and nine. Keep your mouth hold tight. Wow.

Holy shit. Who am I more afraid of right now? Butthole, we Boomer Guy or Dorkels? Dorkels is calling more than Boomer Guy now. Holy shit. I'm not the deep end. I'm worried about him. Yeah.

He was tripping out. So do you guys know who Asterio's coconut says? He was the host for a manics. That took over for dick. He took over for dick in episode 77 of the biggest problem in the universe. Dick and I were talking about a mess. I'm a fan of Asterios. We had a voicemailer Colin who's also a fan. But I am no drunk in the rich rich. So why does everyone have to be drunk? I know. I keep getting drunk dialed. The area is on the Gordon's ground chest.

It's like a stereo system. We talked about them on the last episode a lot. We did. So like you like a stereo. You get a stereo zone. And that's it. I'm working as a friend of you because apparently you have enough representation of the net right, which I know is wrong.

Or like, just get him on, man. Service is fucking great. And your podcast is fucking good. And I think you'd be great. Yes. All right. I love this. Yeah. I mean, the only guy that's rocker than a stereo is was. I know. Was that a stereo? Maybe. So listen, I don't know a stereo. No, no, the guy. So it's not like I could just get him on the show. We'll just call him up. You know, that is number, right? I will say, I will say I do have a list of people I'd rather have on the show. We'll just call him up. You don't have his number, right? I will say, I will say I do have a list of people

I'd rather have on the show before a stereo body McFarlane is filled up with body for listening. We watch out the show. Jim Faurantine would be a good one. I mean, him and Vinnie know each other. That seems doable. I'd love to talk to Jim Faurantine about going on OP radio with Vic Hadley.

Jim, if you're listening, that would be a lot of fun. Brother Wee's would be a good guest to have on the show, but a stereo's would be great too. So I'm serious if you want. If you want to add them to the long list of phone numbers you don't have. Yeah, I'm gonna do a YouTube video be circular around on the street, Manhattan,

Asturios. What's up, man? I DM you! You should get Joe Rogan on your show too, man. Yeah, why not? I'll just get on that, Joe Rogan. He wants to come on. I can't podcast for four and a half hours.

Sorry, Joe. I'm going to have to pass on that. Are you sure? What's the time to stand for on this episode? That's true. It's getting close. We're out to take a lot of time. I'm pretty sure you can probably get dorkles.

If you want to. Dorkles would take a lot of time. I'm pretty sure you can probably get dorkles if you Dorkles would be a fun host to have on here. Maybe we can do a review of Alex Jones on Joe Rogga Dursby like oh, he's right Got it again I Feel like you could do an offshoot where I'd be like who are these conspiracies and it just all dorkals all the time That's all he does is review this I mean I'm just waiting for the dorkals Kai spin-off podcast. Oh, I'd be amazing I'm trying to slowly phase myself out of it. I just want this sweet sweet deep discount money. I don't want to do all the work sweet, sweet, deep discount money. I don't want to actually do all the work.

That's the other conspiracy that goes around, is if this whole deep discount thing is just a gag. It's been like an utter running, outgoing joke. That's not really a real sponsor, right? He's just doing that. Have you heard, speaking of Alex Jones before, there's a conspiracy theory that Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. Correct.

They've been saying that for years. Oh yeah, they've been talking about that for years. What? Yeah, it's, yeah. There's photos of Alex Jones. Well, he looks like Bill Hicks. They look very similar. Oh really?

Yeah, they kind of do, but I guess I just don't know what Bill Hicks looks like. Yeah, they do look similar. It's a ridiculous premise because Alex Jones is not an old man. He's like 45 or something. Bill Hicks would be, I mean, he was in his 30s in the 90s, right?

I guess, I just got to see a side by side because I do know what Bill Hicks looks like. Alex Jones is a fat Bill Hicks. Is that okay? Yeah, he put us away. Okay. You know dying will do that All right, I got another voicemail here from butthole we oh my god But we've had to complain about our show also Carl. Let me give you a fucking also curl one me give you a fucking uh...

one of your fucking like extreme head point right here uh... you need to stop showing us so many shitty podcast because i know the meme is that i should not say all the time but you give me so many that i want to mean on shun so hard fuck literally the last ten podcasts I've sent to you.

I'm hoping this will at least become a legendary as Boomer guys. Oh, I'm always kind of lost to be them because I will never get to so many podcasts and spend so much fucking money to shit on them. You guys review so much shit that you make me check out it kind of pisses me off because I listen to them once sitting there at work. Why would you do that? We just don't have to that's the whole point. Kind of right at this point. He's upset that we're listening to shitty podcasts the whole promise of the

show. Fucking frustrating that I just want to fucking grab my dick and rip it off Don't know how to break it up. It made me so fucking mad and also If I clearly is fucking Voice now get split on your show I'm gonna go to war with that motherfucker. Hey, how big the meme is? The meme will fucking happen. I'm gonna meme in my jeans. Everybody just talk about you can ask because it's funny and Anime is fucking awesome.

And I guarantee you a lot of the people who've called my blogs also watching and I I'm gonna have to go. Anyway, I'm so proud of you. I love you, buddy. Thank you for playing me on the last episode. Hopefully I get to play again. Thank you. And just... Keep just talking about it. It's funny.

It's funny. I don't personally do it myself, but it's funny. That's what the Baha'uib does. The Baha'uib is gonna become a legend. Fuck you guys Dave dropping himself I know Yeah

Who fuck you who cares? Yeah I'm not even trying to depression at the end No, I'm not kidding me By Joe, we're just doing that We're in a wrap today Who fucking cares? Drop

But who webe is a legend in his own mind right now What are these people vying to be like Who fucking cares? Draw! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haail guys are the like when the millennium fucking flies into the worm Yeah, the shit bats that are sticking to the ship That's the voicemail guys. They're gonna be the shit bats No, I think he's I think he's spot on parasites. I think he's spot on cuz think about it They were in a part of Strikes Back, they got a movie credit. Like why would you want to be a fucking shit band? That's amazing.

You can show it to your family for decades to come. Check this out, I'm in this movie. Fuck the boomer guy, shit band. I would have been a putt whole weeb shit band. There's a guy named Doug who hosts a show called Good Times Great Movies. This is a show that Doug Benson. Not Doug Benson.

This is a show that Jen from the Jingles department and I reviewed. Oh, going back a few months now, they talked about can't stop the music. Oh, right. Okay, I remember this. And Doug is coming up on his 100th episode. He left us this voice now. Hey, Carl this is Doug from Good Times Great movies. I don't know if you remember covering our show. It was a while back. But I remember once again, we appreciate you having done that. It was super fun. Every other goddamn show you covered needs to get a fucking sense of humor. But the reason I'm calling is this.

We are coming up on a 100th episode. And I would love to have some sort of sound bite from you, some sort of drop to play it that will pop on our show. Who wouldn't want that? You're about as big time as we get. We don't have Anthony Cumie to leave us anything. But if you could just say that we are

maybe slightly better than that shitty Ron Bergenley podcast maybe a hundred times better than Dr. Phil I don't know you know what you're the comedian man think of what to say I would love to have something from you to play at the top of the episode also that tube gum podcast you so much. I have never ever listened to any other show you have ever covered No offense to all those shitty shows That chute gum thing is a train wreck. I love it. I love it. It's amazing so much. I hope you play this at the end of the episode Where I guess you're gonna play his stand-up. I can't wait. Can't wait can't we to hear it and thanks a lot fuck boomer guy

everybody else listen to good times great movies yeah that's awesome yeah Doug's a good guy we reviewed his show and then he mailed me a copy of cast after music he sent me a DVD in the mail probably from deep discop dot com I'm guessing yeah because we're all you by awesome DVDs and Blu-Res. That's fantastic. I love when people get on board with this show. Me too. Shout out to Maynard and Taylor.

Maynard, and like, let's not forget. Never forget. Never forget our friend at Maynard. But I just want to let Doug know that I contacted you from the Jiggles Department about this request. We're in. we'll get you something that you can play at the top of your show that talks about how fucking terrible your show is.

I like the suggestions are, you can see that we're better than this show or that we're way better than that show. That's not what I'm gonna say at all. We're gonna say you're worse than all these other shit. I'm gonna tell you that your show is hot garbage and no one should listen to it. Because that's what we do.

But Doug, we do appreciate you. Whatever your co-host's name was. I remember her sounding very professional. She sounded like a good broadcaster. I didn't like anything she said, but I remember her being professional. That's all I remember. All right, we have 17 more voicemails.

Amen. Oh my God. Oh my God. And then we're gonna call it. It's people right now are looking at their app. 17 more voicemails And then we're gonna call it It's people worry about looking at their app again. How much time is lots of this fucking show? All right, this is a fun one. Hey Carl Um, hey It's your boy

Fuck you You're actually doing good work. I'm really proud of you man. Oh, I can just grow sure You'll break that curse of being an old Boomer fuck. You doesn't know how to create good content. Boomer guy getting on board. I think you liked Dick Masterson on the show. Oh, right. Well, yeah. You said you only found the show because it did.

So he enjoyed that. If there's one thing I know about Boomer guy, it's that he loves Dick. This is true. Boomer guy, I think he's starting, I think he's coming back at you Andy, because you were a voicemailer who gave him some shit. Anyway, Carl, it's your boy. Yeah, I'm glad, and glad there's more people leaving voicemails.

Hey, to that fucking faggot, you left me that voicemail saying, go fuck myself and shit, you know what, motherfucker, you know what? I love you too. And keep up the great work. Anyways, yeah, Carl, go kill yourself. Kisses, boobery guy. I hope boobery guy is like like he works at a call center on his lunch break. He just goes into the lunch room and like you know in the corner makes these phone calls. Yeah. I can only imagine because when I get voicemails from Boomer guy, they happen about two minutes

apart and they happen for about 45 minutes straight. All of this is like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So it's the voicemail cutting them off and calling right back. No, sometimes they're short, but usually they're really fucking long. And it's just over and over and over again. And I see them coming in and I just get up earlier on Saturday so I can go through all these fucking voicemails. And God forbid you do it. No. Preparation prior to Saturday. get up earlier on Saturday so I can go through all these fucking voicemails and got forbidden you do it in preparation prior to Saturday. I'm just one man Andy. I'd

one thing I do know is that the subreddit loves when you play voicemails. They're huge fans of that. They're huge fans of that. They love the voicemail segment. I'm gonna start starting the show with just voicemails. W-A-T-V. Oh, who are the voicemails? The ATVM. You know, in the beginning, I have the clips of people talking about our show. And it happens to be like John C. DeVorek and Kai and Dick Maston, all these people who I'm very fond of.

I'm thinking about just cramming that with Boomer guy. So everyone has to listen to Boer guy every episode right up front. Let's just see how that happy responded All right one last voice man. We have here. Hey Carl There's like a fucking bug and on my Spotify or whatever the fuck that For some reason wants me to play For some reason, it wants me to play episode 43 of your fucking podcast. I have no idea. Crime by cocktails. I guess, but at least something paused long enough, it fucking places that.

I'm just telling you this, because I listen to this episode. It's not you, it's a host. No. You as a guest. It's Kevin. What's going on? Who's this Kevin? Who's this Kevin guy? I didn't really listen to it all. I just started, hey. It's Kevin. What? What's going on? Who's this Kevin? Who's this Kevin guy?

I didn't really listen to it all. I just heard, hey, I'm Kevin. And oh, yeah, here's Carl. And he's like on a phone or something like that. So Carl, he got some explaining to do, man. What the fuck is this shit? You're a big fan. Yeah, I know.

It's not a conspiracy. Kevin used to run the show. We were co-hosts. It's not a conspiracy. Kevin used to run the show. We were co-hosts. It's funny, Kevin. I got a tweet that came in today or yesterday that said, I'm going back and listening to the back catalog, and you sound like a saint in the earlier episodes. I was like, I'm Kevin, and I'm Carl.

Hey. We're just like, this like fun, happy, go walkie-talkie show. Yeah. And I was just turning to be spinning on people as I'm screaming about I'm pissed off. I have a fun. And it really it really did take a turn and I was thinking about this like bad way back when I I was just like listening to you guys guys that I've known for years. Yeah, be idiots on the internet and I was like, I you know, sometimes I'd have a third chair and I'd wanna come in. And then I finally was like, I wanna do that too.

And then I forced Carl to let me be on the show. And then Kevin promptly quit. Like the second I got to be on the show was the minute Kevin quit. And then it took a hard turn. It took a hard turn. It was no longer fun. Hey, let's get together and shoot the shit about Star Wars and stuff

One could say I got way better Most would say that's my opinion on it, but what do I know? I'm just the host of this to the showrunner and the producer and Editor, I think there's a jingle about it. Whatever producer and editor. I think there's a jingle about it. Whatever. All right. Well, Kevin, I want to thank you, buddy, so much for taking the time to pull six whole clips and join us on the show this week. Sure. It's been a lot of fun talking to you again. How's how are things out in Arizona? Oh, they're great. Hopefully I didn't just do it. Yeah, it's great. Kevin and Arizona now, we're going to know exactly who you are.

Yeah. Watch out. Andy, another one in the books. Thanks for coming on the show. Yeah. Thanks for coming over. Yeah, you actually brought your own beer this time. It's the first time ever.

Usually just drink my beer, which is fine. It was in place. It was by one get one. So I drank one in the movies and then I Brought one with the a bogo beers How poor are you looking for bogo beers? It's happy to be a bogo just happy to be it's had to be my favorite brand. There was also by one get one now really slits is your favorite brand See we really don't know how to end these now.

Oh, no, no, I know exactly how to end them now. All right, kiss as you sag it, kill yourself.