Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep145 - Funemployment Radio

Episode Date: March 10, 2019

This week we listened to a show out of Portland that thinks it's on the radio. It is not. But good news for them, they have listeners in multiple countries and Indianapolis.  Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show to chat about Greg and Sarah, Opie and Carl, and Joe and Alex. There might even be other things, who knows. Visit DeepDiscount.com: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run By. A guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show.

Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo. Cuzz a Roo. Slapperoonie. A Drinky Pooh. Who are these podcasts?

They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I thought he was gonna break down what it's all about for to turn new people onto an interesting podcast. It's a, yeah, he just mercilessly rips on people. Some of this quite hilarious.

It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's hilarious the show is hilarious Showtime W-A-T-E W-A-T-E Hello, bag slavers and cousin ruse and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that ditches balls in your food, you know, tip enough. I'm your host, Karra, with me as always is Jen from the Jiggles Department. Hello, I'm so happy to be here on this hilarious show!

Welcome back, Jen. If you'd like to support our show, we finally did it. We have a PayPal account now. Nice suckers. W-A-T-P show at gmail.com. If you'd like to support the show, and or get a link to our episode 88, I wanna thank Nicholas, Donnie, and Randall for all contributing already.

I usually say by our merchandise, we don't have merchandise right now. No. Our merch guy went out of the business and owes me for both January and February We didn't pay you and I'm not gonna response us for emails now So it's kind of fucked up. So we have merch.com Is kind of fucking us over right now. He's on the lamb

We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and I teams and then show them over us in the comments section today We'll be reviewing a podcast called fun employment radio. This is a suggestion from Brandon Renninger. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it, Jen. This is a show hosted by Sarah X Dylan and Greg Nibbler. It is out of Portland, Oregon, which they talk about quite a bit. It's pretty much a local radio show that hasn't been hired by a local radio station. Is that true? I tried to research this. And there's more than one fun employment podcast.

There's two. Yes. And the one that really came up mostly was not this one. That's the definition of more than one The one that I found was not this one. All right. I went ahead and did some research and I found They had a local news Station reported on fun employment because they've been around for almost 10 years now

Oh, and I have clips from this local newscast talking about them. This is great. This is, they're sitting in their studio with the TV reporter. And you can just listen to all the fake laughter and awkwardness of this. These are supposedly seasoned podcaster radio personalities. Couldn't be more awkward talking to the local news reporter. We're recording in the fun employment radio network studios in Southeast Portland, Greg and Sarah, it's so good to be here in your studio.

It is nice to have you here in our studio. In our space, we like it. And we're plugged into your sound system right now. That's why I have headphones on for this interview. Yes, absolutely. And you guys are sitting right here. How do they feel? How do they feel weird wearing them?

It does feel weird, but I like it. I know. What are they giggling about? I don't know what they're talking about. No, they're just filling time, which I've noticed about this show, is mostly just trying to fill time. If people are talking, it means there's a show going on. We'll just keep talking about shit. I want to get through these clips real quick and then we'll get into their

actual show. Okay. But this news report was about four minutes long and they, you know, it's a deep dive in with them talking about where they came from, how this podcast came about. And this will answer your question, Jen. Okay. So how did fun employment get started? You guys are going on what? Almost a decade now. Almost a decade. Yeah, you want to tell the story of how? Sure. Yeah, so we both actually worked in terrestrial radio, commercial radio here in Portland. Oh, really? These two are from terrestrial radio. All right, I'm a little looking into it, but first I want to play, they talk about how they used to work at this radio station, and Exodus jockeys cannot stop themselves from getting very excited about their call

letters. So, what's that excited Greg is about the call letters of the station and then immediately was like, hey, we got fired. It just takes a quick turn. What was it? Rock 101 KUFO. Rock 101 KUFO. Oh, yes. Where we were laid off along with the majority

of the honors staff at that point. And when we were like, oh, Greg and I kind of decided that we weren't done talking on the microphone. Rock 101 KUFO, and then we got fired. Wow. Whoops. RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP R, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, wh hours. They gotta do a five o'clock, a 10 o'clock, and up. So they're just trying to find shit to fill the time, which is also what this podcast does,

or it's a marriage made in heaven. But this is, this news reporter is impressed that people outside of Portland have heard this podcast. That is what's so incredible to me. You guys are both from the Pacific Northwest. You grew up in Oregon, you grew up in Washington, you're local, but what? People in countries, several different countries

are tuning in every day to hear you guys. Yeah. Oh, several different countries. Several. Does she understand how the internet works? This is amazing. So you guys both live in Portland, right? Yeah, yeah, we're right here at our house right now with you. Okay. So you live in Portland.

And you're telling me that people in several different countries have heard your show. Yes. Wow. It's amazing. Wow. All right, Jen, I've been hogging the board. Let's get into it. What do you got? Well, this podcast was hard for me to actually clip because while I wasn't crazy about it, there wasn't anything really wrong with it. No, it's just boring. It was just super boring. It sounds exactly like a mid-afternoon local radio show. Right.

It reminded me very much of local radio shows we have here in Rochester that their only job is to fill time. Exactly. And it was to fill time. Exactly. And it was mercifully short. Yeah. Which I appreciated. They didn't jam a ton of stuff in. It wasn't two hours long.

No offense. Yeah. It wasn't Michael. Oh, I see you did there. I was thinking of Michael Barrow and he's like, oh wait, I see what she's talking about. Okay. But, you know, it wasn't interesting to me either. And the only thing I could really clip

it was mostly about the comic that they had on, which I can't remember his name. I will tell you what his name was. It was Shane Torres. Shane. Shane Torres was on the show. He got booked to be on the show because he was doing stand-up at Helium in Portland that way.

Right. And what these guys do is they like a morning radio show, the local comedy club gets all the comedians on their show. Right. Which I don't, I mean, that's what Vinny does too. It's, it's fine. Okay, so this, play clip one. Okay.

I have a feeling, just because it's called hat. Yes. I think I have the same club. You probably do. Come in here, it's such a presence. I had no idea that I was underneath pull up an arrest you old pickup. There is something different though. I don't think I've ever seen you wear a hat. Who cares? Yeah. I picked up on this too. So these people

feel like their bodies with this comedian. I think Shane is from Portland originally and always loving in New York. Oh, yeah. I mean, they wouldn't stop talking about that. They're very excited about that. And I have the same clip, but I think I have a little bit more of it. This is three minutes into the interview. So they could be talking to this guy about anything. Right. And you can tell that Sarah X Dylan is terrible at her job

because they already are out of things to talk about. They start talking about his physical appearance, which is always an amazing discussion to have on a media show or podcast. There is something different though. I don't think I've ever seen you wear a hat. Well, we have pressed early today. Yeah.

And I was cast. I got in, I was in for like two hours, did the shows, had dinner, went to sleep and then I was back up. I didn't scrub up. It's what I'm trying to say. So I was like, this is'm trying to say like just through the ball cap. No, it looks nice I just I've never seen you wear a ball cap before yeah, I just that's weird you can say it gives a shit who gives a fuck I really who does give I'm sparing you that conversation goes on for two and a half minutes You didn't spare me. I listen to about his hat. I'm talking to you

Talking to you who's listening to the show right now. Do you not understand what this works? You're looking at my eyes. That's true. I'm sparing you the listener. That goes over two and a half minutes talking about his fucking hat. I know. And this was early on, it's like they've read out a shit to talk about.

This is one of the first things they talk about. And then this guy shames a fucking idiot because he doesn't understand what the term make ends meet means. I followed my dream and now I no longer make ends meet. Yeah. Congratulations. Ends meet. What a, that's an interesting phrase. It's kind of strange.

Yeah. What do you think that means? What ends are you trying to meet? Oh. Like the certain of life. Is that what it, like your dad's? I thought it was like the end of a piece of meat. Like a, like a, like actual, like, like,

like, yeah, shut up, definitely. Like, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, it was like, it was like, cause like you're still like, well, you need meat, you gotta eat, like, you gotta move your feet, you gotta work, you jerk. Oh wow, that's a whole different take on this that I didn't expect to have to be. I'm just realizing how fucking dumb I am.

Yeah, I'm just realizing it too. I had that same clip because I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Well, none of them understood what make ends meet even means. Well, Sarah. Circle of life? Well, Sarah did, she made the ends meet. That's the best thing that meet. Well, it's about being on the pay your bills. It's about making enough money to sustain yourself and the way you live your life.

Right. That's what making ends meet means. This guy thinks it was meet with an A. Is it the ends of meet or delicious, right? That... I don't know what the guy looks like. I don't know what he's big. I don't know what his comedy style is,

but I'm guessing it's like doing Dr. Sioux style rhyming because he went right into, I gotta eat meat at the street before I repeat. What the fuck? What the fuck? Or do you think he was doing shots during the show? Cause I felt like from the beginning to the end, he got drunk.

That's interesting. I don't know when they recorded this show. I assumed it was like a morning thing. I didn't know what time of day it was, but he started out kind of like, I just woke up and then by the end he's like hammered. Interesting. It's only 30 minutes.

No, I know. Do they remember this guy? Yeah, hammered that quick. Doesn't take long, I guess. Well, it's funny because again, as we're talking about the making ends meet thing and how this guy didn't understand how that works, this goes on for minutes and it gets into this discussion and there's just a clip of the other here that I thought was perfect.

And those are my ends. Yeah, the means, the bills. Okay. And the ends, or the ends is the bills and the meat is the work. Like, maybe. I like to put you on one of these surprise. How long is the American how long it's going great It's always good if you have a guest tell you goes how long is this fucking show?

Oh my god and he was barely into it at that point and Sarah's like no no no it's going great We people are really engaged in this conversation. Oh, I don't know. I'm not sure if that's true All right, I probably have more of your clips. So let's get back to your cousin before I steal more of your shit. Oh, I don't care. That's fine. Yeah.

Well, I also wanted to note that this comic had terrible analogies, this track three. It's weird that you won't shake my hand, but you think it's okay to just video. To take that back. Right, yeah. Yeah. And I don't give a shit, but I was like,

but you're in the green room. You't give a shit, but I was like, but you're in the green room. You're not supposed to, unless you're told, you're supposed to be safe in there. That's not right, but it's just one of, and she's just like some lady. I mean, she's not a jerk or anything, but it was just one of those things I was like,

you're disconnect from like, you know, like like if I said, you know, like, I don't understand like where her, her social lines are. I get, maybe I'm like, I don't understand like where her social lines are. I get maybe I'm wrong, but probably not. You're not wrong. But like, but like she might, like if I say, hey, I'm going to go play baseball. Do you want to play baseball? She's like, yeah, I'll bring my glove and then she just brought like mittens.

So that was long. I, I didn't really know the fuck is he talking about? I don't know. He's promoting his stand up. Yes. I don't not want to fuck is he talking about? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's the loading his standup Yes, I don't not want to see this standup. Right. I don't want to see his standup But this is the thing this episode. I haven't listened to other episodes But thankfully this guy was on it because the other two are so Milk toast milk toast benign. Yes benign to to great word. They didn't really bring a lot.

Greg and Sarah bring nothing to the table. They bring nothing. They are doing a show. Podcasting is not about filling time. We're not trying to fill someone's commute because they're tuning into whatever station you're on. You have to download the show and purposely play it. You want to bring something to the table. These guys bring nothing.

They don't. But it wasn't, like I said, it wasn't something that bothered me. It wasn't offended by it. I just, I mean, it's the kind of thing where it would be on and I would not even hear it. Right. I wasn't offended either. Except for when they started talking about how Luke Perry passed away, which I'm going to do an hour on later on in the show, stick around. Oh, great. No, I'm not going to talk about Luke Perry. I'm going to talk about Joe Rogan with Alex Jones. And I do have a lot to talk about with Opie because episode 88 of Opie was amazing But before we get into any of that nonsense Jen. Yes. I gotta I gotta say on track here This has been a been a long weekend. It sure was. I mean, I'm I'm at the ends of my wits ends of your meets

I'm at the ends of my meets. They're talking about Luke Perry passed away And so Sarah being the boring idiot that she is, is going back and rewatching 90210. And then she needs to tell us all about it. Man, let me tell you, between like, there's a girl at high school that had a baby. Oh my gosh. And there's also, yeah.

And then there's also, you know, AIDS. And like, it is so, it's such a time capsule. It's incredible. Like this whole last episode, one of the characters was trying to get MC Hammer to come and perform at their prom. Hammer show up on this? No, but Debbie Gibson did. Who?

Fucking cares! I didn't care about it. Talking about a TV show that was had 25 years ago. I show that I didn't care about then. I mean, I was 10. But why is she talking about this? You were not 10. No, I didn't even do the math.

And then look at your face, I could tell. You were exaggerating quite a bit. You know how I know this person's boring? Because anyone who talks about what they're going to dress up for for Halloween long before Halloween I don't like adult to dress up for Halloween in the first place, but then talking about you're gonna dress up for for Halloween and getting excited about it means you're a boring fucking person. So the setup here is that they're talking about these people used to be on local

commercials for an electronics store, Tom Pearson and Gloria. Now remember, this is a Portland-based podcast, all about Portland all the time. Greg. What? Why have we never dressed as them for Halloween? Oh, that's pretty good Halloween costume. Holy shit.

I think we just came up with our Halloween costume. I'm not, I'm not getting a crew, Greg. You can get a ball set. I'd have to get a, yeah. We can make it work. Yeah, I'd have to get something like costume. I'm not, I'm not getting a crew guy. You can get a ball set. I'd have to get a, yeah. We can make it work. Yeah, I'd have to get someone like that. I'm not going to get the vintage. Calling it, calling it right now.

We're going as Tom Peterson and Gloria. Oh my fuck, that is the best idea I've had in a long time. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, we're doing it. All right, all right. All right, next. Tom Peterson and Gloria. And Gloria.

I'm Tom Peterson. I'm going to follow you around. Just be like, and Gloria's too. Over and glorious. I'm talking to follow you around just like and glorious too. Over and over. Oh, we have our Halloween costumes. That's pretty good one. Oh my god. We cannot forget this. Oh, I can't wait. I'm gonna start looking for outfits. Who are they talking about? They're talking about people who used to be on television commercials in Portland years ago. And this woman gets so fucking excited that they're gonna dress up and this is the worst part of a Halloween. Not even just dressing up but then acting out the costume that you're in. She's like, oh I'm gonna be like

I'm glory. I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- That's embarrassing. It's embarrassing if I saw you do that but being excited about possibly doing that is even more embarrassing. It's embarrassing if I saw you do that, but being excited about possibly doing that is even more embarrassing. Well, and I would understand if this was still terrestrial radio and still a local show. Yeah, it's not. Several countries have listened to that. It's not.

They got fired. They got fired from radio. And the best part is, so they're talking to this comedian Erika Rhodes. Have you ever heard of her? No. Nobody has. They're talking to this comedian Erica Rhodes, you ever heard of her? No. Nobody has. They're talking this comedian Erica Rhodes. You used to be on some radio show back in the day.

And so they immediately bombed. They're like, oh, we got started in radio, too. Listen to how embarrassed they are about their radio careers. This is great. Well, you mentioned that you've been doing comedy, you know, not 20 years, but you started it off in radio. We started off in radio as well. That's where we came.

That's what our background is. Oh, cool. What radio? But not in like theater. Like, yeah, not in theater. Not your amazing high quality radio. We did a lot of, I worked with some morning shock jocks, also did some talk radio, which was super fun.

Yeah, but it all makes it, it all makes it all. Commercial radio. Yeah. It's the same kind of thing. How funny is that? We used to be in radio too. Oh yeah, what'd you do? Wow, I mean, it was, it wasn't like good.

It wasn't good. It wasn't good radio. I was a call screener for a show that's talking about the traffic. I was a truck driver and I was on a CB radio. This guy Greg, he said, this is a research item. He got his start in ad sales,

or not ad sales. He was a sales person for uniforms or something a uniform shop and the most exciting sales. Oh my God. You got to look at his wiki page. I don't want to. I forgot to pull that up. I got to pull that up. He's got a wiki page that talks all about everything he's ever done in life and it has to be written by him because nobody else is interested in what the fuck this guy does. That's funny because I got on his wiki page and the biography was blank. Yes. Yes. All right. You sound the same what I did. Yeah, there was nothing really on it All right, give me one second. I got to find this because there's something in here that's so fucking funny

What's his name Greg Nibbler? Nibbler American television actor No He's not all right This is, this is the best part. You know what my favorite actor is? Greg Nibbler. Yeah, everyone loves Greg Nibbler. Alright, so he's got his career, fun employment radio, bands, and acting.

Alright, the different categories on his wiki page. I love his bands thing. Since moving to Portland, Greg has been a part of the rock music scene playing bass and singing in such bands as Princess of Parliament, distracted, freelance terrorists, and most notably, Courage. After releasing three albums and one music video for rock and roll rodeo, Courage stopped touring regularly a few years ago. However, they do frequently reunite for reunion shows. Doesn't everybody in Portland play bass? Yes. Yeah, bands. Like, isn't it just bass bands?

I don't think that playing bass in a band means that you're a musician. I'm pretty sure anyone could do that. It's not impressive. But I just love the fact that whoever wrote this is like, well, courage actually broke up, but there're still playing shows from time to time. You definitely want to check that out. Most notably Courage. No one's ever heard of any of these fucking bands. I'll never heard of them.

He recorded three albums in one music video. It's not even one of those bands who are like, oh, I wish I would have thought of that name for my band. It's not even that. And then acting is great. Greg has acted in a variety of formats from television to industrials.

Uh-huh. He also makes frequent appearances as a technology review for digital trends, traveling to cover the consumer electronics show in Las Vegas. Digital trends is the company that they started. Oh, okay. That's what this show is on.

Wow. He was a writer and actor along with someone and so and so and so and so and so for a sketch comedy television show empty Noggin moving from largely an online presence to actual television presence 2006 empty Noggin television aired concurrently on Comcast local 37 and Comcast on demand after one season It moved to Portland CW for a half season before we're finishingcast on the Man. After one season, it moved to Portland, CW, for half season, before we're finishing out on the second season on Fox 49. Recently, on his radio show, he has employed these

involving the development of an untitled Pixar film. Do you know what just happened just now? What just happened? UBKB podcast is reading from a wiki page. I know, I was thinking about that. Shit. I'm glad I was thinking about that shit I'm glad I was here for it, but you did damn it But I just thought that was hilarious. He's talking about this shitty sketch comedy show no one's ever seen

It's like hey, we were an internet show and then we got picked up by the CW Which is nothing right and then it says at the very end of that that he's involved in the development of an upcoming Pixar film. That's a pretty far leap, right? Well, what Pixar film? If it's a Pixar film, that's impressive. I would think. You would think. I'm sure they have a lot of tiny little things on the side though you don't know about.

Yeah? I bet just one of those. All right. All right. We've uh, we've gotten off the beaten bath here. Well, this is a hard podcast. I was a little bit upset because I was looking for something really, really terrible, but it was just really, really boring. Yes, it was really boring. They're talking to this woman, Erica, who's a standout. And is doing- What episode did you listen to?

Not one. I was doing a bunch episode. Okay, not the one I listened to. I did. I listened to the one you listened to with Shane Torres. Yes. Obviously, because I already played clips from that. Yeah.

Fucking idiot. But also, let's do a bunch of other episodes too. I just wasn't sure if I dozed off. I'm not gonna say it. I'm very nervous. So talking to this woman, so this is the next week, they're talking to Erica Rhodes. And Erica is doing stand up at Helium,

and she's her voice is crazy. Wait a minute, here it was. And she's also recording the show, because she's gonna put out an album. She's gonna put out her stand up special. So they're talking to her, like she's a mainstream standup comedian. Once you're done recording the album, do you think you're, is this gonna be like, all right,

goodbye to those jokes and you're gonna just say, it's starting to make you... I mean, I don't think I can completely do it because if I'm still headlining, I'm like, you know, I need it. People like those jokes. I need an hour. So Sarah thinks she's talking to Bill Burr. Like, okay, so when you're doing this special, are you just gonna scrap that and do it a whole new hour? She's like, well no,

No one's ever heard these jokes before. I'm not a well-known stand-up. I'm gonna continue to do these jokes for as long as I Possibly can this isn't a Netflix special and everyone's going to watch What is what do you want to say? I think she's talking to you. You're just gonna scrap your hour or do a new one You know long it takes to put together a fucking hour of standup? Well, maybe it's not. You might be small potatoes compared to what Sarah's used to. How do we know? That's true. I mean, she had shame in there.

So then, they're talking about how sometimes they can sense that because Erick is talking about her standup. As she says, sometimes I can sense 10 minutes in, and Sarah totally relates to this. When sometimes when we're doing our show, I can tell about like 10, 15 minutes and like, it's fine. We're doing five minutes. This isn't one that we're knocking at. It's not going in the best of.

It's funny they say that. I feel the same way because about 10 or 15 minutes and I can tell that their show sucked too. Oh, I thought you were going to say right now. Yeah, that was a good idea. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going they say that I feel the same way because about 10 or 15 minutes I can tell that their show suck too. Oh, I thought you were gonna say right now Yeah, that was a misdirect oh, what they call that They did a lot of plugging for a live show they have coming up

They're doing a live St. Patrick's Day show from some bar somewhere and they're selling tickets for it Oh on St. Patrick's Day. That's a great idea. Yes. They're selling tickets for it. Oh, on St. Patrick's Day, that's a great idea. Yes, they're selling tickets for it. They're very excited about it. Was it up either? Oh, I could only help. I would fly to Portland tomorrow. If I could watch OP with Greg and dummy do their show.

So this is them pimping their live show. Very, very hard. Listen to them trying to tell their seven listeners to get their friends who don't listen to their show to come to their show. So what we would really love is for you to go to funemploymentready.com, click on the link. We've got a banner ad right there. Pick yourself up a ticket, pick a ticket up for your couple of your friends, and come down and hang out with us for this live show. Especially, yeah, if you're a fan of ours and you're just like, hey, you know what?

My buddy Jim's never, never really heard a fun employment radio. I kind of want to show him how cool my friends Greg and Sarah are. Boom. So why not just buy a pair of tickets and go and see them do their thing live? That is such a radio thing.

So this woman thinks that their listeners are their friends. Right. I want to show my friend how cool my friends are that I listen to on this podcast. I hope to God that nobody thinks that way. I hope that nobody is bringing their friend and saying, you guys gotta come check out my friends, Greg and Sarah.

Oh, do you know those people? No, no, I listen to their podcasts every day. Oof. That's embarrassing. That's lonely. That's very lonely. But I have good news. They have a lot of high jinks.

It's gonna be a really fun show. Great. I listened to an episode that was titled St. Patrick's Day. It's their episode 2,173. Where they talk about what they're going to do at this live St. Patrick's Day show. And if I haven't explained enough, this is morning radio bullshit, this will sub it

up for you. Oh, I've missed everybody's faces. Well, we've got a lot, we've got a lot planned for this. It's going to be fun. And Greg has told me, he's actually promised me that he's probably most likely going to address like a leprechaun. I am not going to address like a leprechaun. That is absolutely not that simple.

Or I'm thinking that maybe there has to be some sort of bet that happens between now and then, so that it does happen to happen that Greg has to be dressed like a leprechaun. It's not going to happen to happen because I'm not going to dress like a leprechaun. But, you may get a little bit of my Irish accent. Oh, don't do that.

That could happen. That could happen after you're a little bit of total. Seriously, if you are, I think that we should do some sort of bet. Greg, the people does. No, I am not dressing like a leprechaun. The people deserve it. The people do not deserve that.

They absolutely, so you're saying that they're not good enough to deserve you dressed like a leprechaun. They do deserve it if they're going there. What kind of chemistry is this? You need a dress like a leprechaun. I don't want a dress like a leprechaun. That's stupid. Is Nibbler an Irish name?

I don't like Nibbler since real name. Greg Nibbler. He's like, I'll bust out my Irish actions. He's like, I don't want to hear that. I do want you to dress like an uppercone. This is not an interesting. There's a lot wrong with that. First of all, because it's just audio. So, he she wants this is the live show. This is the live show job

I'm a dozen people there to see if dressing a leopard They're broadcasting. I'd rather hear him do an Irish accent than hear about him dressed as a leopard con I don't want to hear any of these Well, I don't want to hear any of it either. Why are we listening to it? Why are we listening to this? Yeah, no who's who who recommended it? Brandon. Brandon, you asshole. Mother fucker. I hate you.

Uh, this is in that same show, the big thing they're talking about is Sarah gets a pamphlet or a direct mail piece that talks about there's a Bible prophecy conference coming to Portland. So Greg immediately determines that this is like a cult leader convention. This is where you make up your own crazy horse shit that you get people to follow you. And Greg decides that he can riff on that all day long. So he goes on this long riff.

He's like, well, the moon is made of ice. And he goes on this long riff about how the moon is made of ice. And he goes on this long riff about how the moon is made of ice. And Sarah's like, okay, yeah, that's fine. And then he decides that he's gonna do, he's like, I can riff on this, I'll do another one. So then he does another one, and there's a little bit of a longer clip,

but just listen to how terrible he is at doing this and be how disinterested Sarah is in the fact that he's doing this. I mean, these guys are over 2,000 episodes in. They must hate each other at this point. I would imagine. I mean, I could go off like, I could do that for hours. Oh, yeah. Give me another one.

Well, I don't know. I was really proud of the whole moon made device. I know, right off on it. I need somebody, I need something else. Okay, give me a second. I can build a whole conspiracy. What about Cheetos or mine control devices? Well, I mean, a lot on it. I need something else. Okay, give me a second. I can build a whole conspiracy. What about Cheetos or Mind Control devices? Well, I mean, a lot of people have said that before

because what do they want you to do? You know, they want you to be complacent, you know, they do. It's just your Cheeto effect. They want you to be complacent. They want you to go along with the flow. They want you to chill out, man. You know, they want you to relax.

But that's really not what you should be doing. It was relaxing and chilling out is, they want you to chill out, man. You know, they want you to relax, but that's really not what you should be doing. It was relaxing and chilling out is how they get you. And that's what they have been doing all along. So they give us, you know, these different kinds of snacks and things like that, things like Cheetos. I mean, Cheetos right there, let's analyze the word. Chi-E-Tos. Chi-E-Tos. So, think about that. Can you set that up for me? Chi-ee-toes.

So toes. What keeps us grounded on this earth? What keeps us there safely walking the path of our Lord? Our toes. When we're on that beach and there's only one set of footprints, what do you see? You see the footprints of the toes. The toes are what they're trying to cheat us out of. That's fascinating, please go on. Is he an acid? I don't know who would be interested in this conversation. This is terrible. You're not a provocative person, you're not interesting.

But they're also not like a religious show either. That was just very strange. You're not charismatic. Yeah. It's wildly uninteresting. You not charismatic. Yeah. It's wildly uninteresting. I don't know why this guy thinks he's a personality. He's not. He's just a corn ball.

This guy's a great A corn ball. He's a Cheeto. Yeah. And I love that. I love that he's similar to our buddy, Shavis, and Jude Gumb, who's become my new favorite person. I have fucking love, Shavis. I actually do too, and I feel so bad for him.

Well, he's turning into Shavis because they have that guy, Shane Torres, on their show, and they ask him, what's your least favorite city to go to? Because this guy's a traveling comedian. And he says Indianapolis, and fucking dummy here, thinks that he's a celebrity comedian. And he says Indianapolis. And fucking dummy here thinks that he's a celebrity there. Tell you what doesn't stay in Dallas. Yeah, that too. Indianapolis.

I mean, I guess it stays like that because I said it first, but it's, it's, but not a good way. Poor. Indianapolis. It's just that I don't know. We've got some listeners in Indianapolis. Yeah, you do. Oh, yeah.

Do you? I love this guy goes've got some listers in Indianapolis. Yeah, you do? Oh, yeah. Do you? I love this guy goes, do you have listers in Indianapolis? Because why? Why would they list a deer show? I know. In Indianapolis, you guys talk about local commercials in Portland, and then you talk about what you're going to dress up for for Halloween seven months from now. Who the fuck is listening to you assholes in Indianapolis?

I'm curious to know what happened to this guy in Indianapolis because if you play my clip five. Yes. I don't know. That's not my answer. It's just not me, I guess. You know what I mean? I don't know how to dog these people out, but fuck you.

Like, Indianapolis, like I just, that should be where we put our garbage. I, sounds a fucking dump And if you got a problem with it stay where you're at you fucking Hillbilly's I He really hates it there. I mean that's at least interesting at least he's saying something that might be provocative or interesting I wasn't tell I yeah, he's guys had nothing. At least he's saying something that might be provocative or interesting, I'll listen to.

I, yeah. These guys had nothing to it. They're just like, whoa, whoa. I don't want to offend our seven listeners in Indianapolis. So take what you can get. I mean, honestly, I don't blame them. I'll be the first podcaster to say,

fuck in Indianapolis. I don't give a shit. If so provocative. I mean, I've already won the fight, Canada. I've won the fuck in Indianapolis. I'll put it all out there. I mean, I've already motherfucked Canada! I'm one of the fucking Indianapolis! I'll put it all out there. I don't care. I don't care anymore.

You are a rebel? Deep Disgot might not like it, but fucking Indianapolis! If you wanna buy a blue-ray Indianapolis, you're gonna Amazon! I don't even give a shit! You're fired. Oh fuck, that could be a problem. Don't tell me what I said What else do you have from the show Jeff? Okay, tracks X tracks X

Check out Shane tonight. You're getting a text on your Windows phone 730 and done be at me Liam comedy tomorrow as well Friday at Saturday It'll be a blast. I'll be a blast. I've got a project I'm working on. Oh, God damn it. What are they laughing about? That's a good question. I have no idea. No idea, nothing. Are they all getting drunk?

Well, so that was like the very tail end of the show. Yeah. And the beginning was a little bit rough start. Yeah, like Dr. Mott has had. Yeah. Right. That was the end of the show. And there was nothing really that changed.

Can I talk about how they introduced the conversation with Shane? They did this thing where they did a two minute preamble to introduce. It's like going to introduce this guy. And I don't understand why podcasts do this. This is the intro to the intro. Okay. Where they talk about their show and then go to a bit where they talk about their show again.

And we roll in, the reason I brought up the lotion thing is because I just came from, I came from downtown and there was some samples of like some fancy skin lotion stuff and I brought it out. And so that's what we're talking about when we roll into it and then that was my end doing from there. All right, well, it's good into it. Here it is.

It's Shay Torres on Funimplant Radio. Dicom. Well, everyone, this is Funimplant Radio. I'm Greg Nevecurez. That's a good point actually. They're all good. Thank you so much for doing it. And however you found us, we are joined now by Shayne Torres.

Why not just do the intro with Shayne there? Like they did. But I didn't understand that at all. They do two minutes or a guy. We're today, we're gonna be talking to Shane Torres. This is fun employment radio. I had lotion. And then, all right, let's go do it. Hey, you're on fun employment radio.

This is Shane. Okay. What's the, what's the, should I do multiple intro to this show? Oh my God, please do not do that. Do they think we're idiots? I think they do. I'm pretty sure they do.

All right, last thing I had to play on this show is going back to the episode with Erica Rhodes. Erica used to be on the radio, as she mentioned. And when she was on the radio, she interviewed a lot of celebrities. And this is her talking about all of the celebrities that she interviewed. I think for me, now it's just,

because I have the recording of all these interviews. I've interviewed some really great people. Like I interviewed John Cryer, I interviewed Bill Praiti, who created Big Bang Theory. I interviewed, I don't know, like a Danny Zooker who worked on Modern Family. I want the name drop me there because he goes John Crier and there's

a huge drop on after that. And if you're John Crier there was an intern you see a coffee for the first time on your family. I interviewed this guy who did a podcast on a Portland once. Wow and Big Big Bang Theory, I mean, come on. The funniest show on television. That show is hilarious. I mean, we could all agree on that. Okay, the funniest laugh track on Network TV. This podcast is just a big ball of nothing.

There's nothing going on. It's not interesting. They don't bring any type of format. They don't, I listen to multiple episodes. There's just nothing going on. It sounds to me exactly like two radio hosts who have to get together every single day and fill three hours of time.

What are we gonna talk about today? I saw a YouTube video, oh you did, I was talking about that for 20 minutes. That's what this show is. It's people filling fucking time and two Greg Nibbler and Sarah X Dylan. Guys come up with something interesting to talk about and put out fewer shows. You don't have to be on every fucking day. They're on every day. Oh, with a podcast. It's every day. Because they're

radio people. They think they're doing a radio show. They think they're filming dead. There's, I don't hear a single fucking sponsor. I don't know how they're making any money. They're begging people to buy tickets to their fucking live show at some bar. Guys, what are you doing? You've been doing this for 10 years.

And the way thing is, is that they've been awarded the best podcast in Portland multiple times because they started this in 2009. They were the only podcast in Portland multiple times because they started this in 2009. They were the only podcast in Portland. I'm not impressed. I'm not either. They got fired from radio. It's pretty much the Adam Corolla story.

Except Adam Corolla actually had a fan base. They got fired from radio so they started the podcast. Well, and other things that were real. Somebody else wrote his wiki page. Yeah, right. He did it to read his own wiki page. And I hear the Adam Kruel's working on a Pixar film, maybe it's possible.

You need to call me a liar? Sure. Oh, holy shit. I'm mad at myself for reading that wiki page. I'm mad at you for doing that. I feel like our show took a really hard left at that point. I'm gonna go back and post and maybe just take that all out. I mean, you should, you're gonna catch so much shit for that.

Oh, nobody gives me shit for what we do here. Everybody just says, everything you do is perfect. We love it. All right. That's all I hear. Jen, anything else you wanna play? You have a couple more clips on the board. No.

You know what I'm talking about bird box? I don't know. I mean, I was just pulling clips. Yeah, just to pull clips. To pull clips because I didn't know what to do. There wasn't anything to pull and there was everything to pull. Yeah, no, it's a boring show. There's really nothing going on.

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you fucking talk about deep discount called me out about oh they have uh... all this anime stuff and blah blah blah about a lot of shit well you doing that basically called me in to check that and yeah, you're pretty fucking right. I got on there and usually N-Made DVDs cost like if you want to get some rare shit, like $200. Some of those of you guys out there probably aren't weeds, but they, I found hot-sadaku, Mao-sama, I said I do not kiss and Kimba the white lion, which is by the way what

What's that fucking Disney film called? Possibly Something lion Kimba a white lion, it ripped it off. I basically got on there and found that you could get it for like 80 fucking dollars. And with your blood carl, I'm probably going to have to take you up all that. Nice. I feel like that's shitty of you because you fucking bullet pointed me on having to go on there and look at animation and yeah, it is a pretty good fucking deal.

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Yeah, go buy the lion something. Go buy there something lion from Disney. Oh shit. So anyway, I thought that was impressive. But oh, thanks for doing our live read this week. And Jen and I both want to say, thank you, deep discount. All right, moving on, I have to play the latest version of Carl versus Carl from the Bazinga boys on Twitter. Are you familiar with this

Carl versus Carl thing? I am not. All right, these guys find out that I say things on earlier podcasts that I then say the opposite of on later podcasts. You've been known to do that. Yeah I mean, I don't want to change my position. I think I mean you did today with the wiki page. That's true Thank you. That could be a curl versus curl. So here's an example of that car versus car The influx of voicemails recently made me think back to episode 112

I could tell you that with our new hotline if you call in and say I'm so drunk of VoiceMales recently made me think back to episode 112. I could tell you that with our new hotline, if you call in and say, I'm so drunk, I don't even know where I am. I will not play it on the show and then laugh hysterically at that. It's not funny. That's not interesting. It's not good content. Which is weird, because I made this compilation of the last couple of weeks.

Very, very drunk. And this was the first voice mail that he said to him. Uh, I'm kind of drunk. One minute give you a fucking... One minute give you a... Shit, a great drunk again. A mortal animal is fucking awesome. I had to get appropriately drunk to do this.

Obviously. You can hear him pass out at the end of this car. It's pretty amazing. Did he hear that? I have no drunk in every trip. Why does everyone have to be drunk? Loving the show, Carl, Especially watching you grow as a person. And we do ever shifting positions on things.

You're this generation's Joe Rogan. Can't wait to see what you feel strongly about next week. So thank you to the Bazinga boys for continuing to call me out. Much appreciated. Jeff from the Junkals Department loves that. I do. That's amazing. It's amazing. And I also had to talk about Butthole Weeb again because what Butthole Weeb does is he does the super chat thing.

There's a show called the Tomorrow Show. It's on the Natsam Network. Are you familiar with Natsam? I am. Sam Roberts. No, I know who it is. Open Anthony. No, I cried.

Let's see your spelling. It's X7. I know. So this show, the tomorrow show, is on the Nostatam Network and what they do is they have a video cast with a super chat. So if you pay money, they'll read your question and answer it on the air. Oh, okay. So but hold on, we've asked them about WATP.

Oh. And they're not even else spent. It's And, yeah, not even a little sped. It's what he was sped. So we appreciate this. We got some love already in the super chats. And I give it a hallelujah. Yeah. $5 from Landon Micken James says,

what's up, Kazarouz? Do you guys ever watch other podcasts? WATP is really good like your guys podcast. Have a good day. What is W-A-T-S? I think it's who are these podcasts? Is the name of the podcast. Who are these podcasts?

Is the name of the podcast. Is the name of the podcast. I believe that's what he's talking about. And Rox, have you heard of this? Yes, have you? Yes, that's why I believe that. So what do they do? They kind of attack and critique podcast.

They kind of attack do they kind of attack We kind of attack yeah, I think they give their feedback on other people's podcasts. Let me look at it It's it says a Carl and a rotating guest of hosts give their opinions and honest feedback on popular and not so popular Podcasts. Yeah, yeah, they I'm looking at their site right now. They covered my dad wrote a porno The doctor Phil and Dick Masterson. I, I, let me throw this out there. They know the one for T. I was, I was looking through producer podcast. So, I love that a couple of people on the show knew who we were.

Right. And we're talking about it. The other one was just like, yeah, I'm looking at their website right now. And Dick Masterson and Dr. Phil, like, all right, even no idea what you're talking about. Were they calling them podcasts? Possibly. Because that would be a good podcast. A podcast? A podcast. Yeah, we can get Stuttering John to host it. Sounds like a great idea, John. She's stressed. Um, you'll take that on post though, right? What you saying podcast?

Yeah, well that's what they were saying. Why would I take that on post? I think about that one. Why would I take that out? I think that's hilarious. Everyone's gonna love that. No one's gonna love it. So thank you very much to Budhollweeb, our buddy,

who is helping us out. Also, Matt Lewinsky sent us a screenshot of Shamus bragging about 10,200 downloads of Chewd gum. He posted an Instagram pic of the screen grab that showed he had over 10,000 downloads. So this guy, I don't know if he hasn't heard our show or doesn't care, he is still very impressed with himself. Which I'm excited to tell you we'll be talking about much more next week. Oh good. Sheamus, sheamus is going to be front and center next week.

Ah, I'm very excited about that. But before we get into any of that kind of stuff, we have to talk about... Opie radio. ["Opie radio"] Somebody clue me in a clip from a very old Opie and Anthony episode. This is from the October 2005. And it's interesting, Patrice on Niela's in studio. Oh, Patrice. This is from the October 2005. And it's interesting. Patrice on Niel is in studio. Oh, Patrice. Patrice. Rest in peace.

Rest in peace. Patrice is in studio. Sans Jimmy Norton. And they talk about how they were just riffing before the show started. And now they have to try to recreate that. And Anthony comes up with an idea that I think Opie stole and made his podcast. Gotta say hi to Patrice O'Neill sitting in for Jimmy Norton today. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good to have you. And now we gotta do the whole show we did in the office for everybody else. So much stuff came out in the office today. We just had your little discussion. We just should have microphones in the office and the and if it works then that's how we should just start the show maybe we should have mics on us all the time

uh... and we never have to leave the house we just send in a debt tape of everything we talk about and they could play it and i could sit at home and i think that i was like holy shit i'm gonna write that down so you're saying that just walk around with my friends Go to bars or hang out on the street and send that in and that's the show. This could be a Love it. I love that yeah. All right. Let's talk about episode 88 of all be radio because it's fucking amazing He's have 88 episodes. It's OP with our friend Carl where we, Chef Carl. Okay. The man Cuban. Those two guys are just in the quote unquote studio.

Which is what this week? Well, the studio is... This is actual studio. It's not an actual studio. A tiny shoe box thing. They're at Westwood one. Oh, okay, I guess. In some building in Manhattan, but they're in a cubicle.

Right. So the studio is a cubicle that they're in. And it's just OP and Carl Ruiz. Is that the place where you had like Gary Bucy or what was your name was? Yes. It's the same place as that. That's small.

Yeah, I've seen the video. It's not an impressive. It's not impressive at all. There's lots of pillows though. There's a couple pillows. You have to move those out of your way if you want to sit down. Gary Busy was very afraid of that.

I know that I am schizophrenic and I understand that I think people are talking at me when they're not or to me. And people on the radio and the television are all talking to me. So I understand that. I'm gonna let you know. I'm aware of this. But please tell me that I'm wrong. That OP is not directing this conversation directly to me. You take dumps out of your house? I'm like, yes! I think the people that don't dump at work and in public, they're the weird ones. Yes!

I'm just talking about shit to get work. I know. And he says that people who don't shit at work are the weird ones. Well, I mean, he does seem to have your number. He seems to have my number. I think that they're listening to my show more than I'm listening to their show. Frankly, if I'm wrong about this. Seems like you have a mutual admiration for each other.

Possibly, possibly. So they go on and talk about shitting at work and OP does not understand this whole idea that people wouldn't shit while they're working. Exactly. So I'm at the gym with the toilet thing, right? I explained that yeah, I could actually go to the bathroom outside my house. I think it's weird that that people can't do that.

They hold it in all day at work, I guess. No, Opie, here's the thing. It's called a routine. I'm not advocating for people to hold their shit in it work. I'm advocating that you shit before you go to work. There's a phrase called shit shower and shave. It's what you do in it work. I'm advocating that you shit before you go to work. There's a phrase called, shit shower and shave. It's what you do in the morning.

It's what I do every morning. I shit, I shower and I shave. And then I go to work. Right. I'm not asking people to hold in their diarrhea. I'm just asking that you try to regimen your lifestyle so you're not shitting while you're working. I once, when I was in school, heard a man explain to another man

that was a student in my dorm or whatever, the order in which shit shower and shave should be and why. Good, I agree with that. It actually is shit, then shower, then shave. That is the correct order. You shit, then you shower That is the correct order. You shit Then you shower to wash the shit off and then you shave. Yes. Because you're beard is softened. Yes There is a reason that's very true

Let's see exact routine that you should have it's not a shower shave go to work shit Nobody ever says that that's how to phrase that people use. It's gonna be my new phrase this is opi talking about if the seat on the toilet is wet. Do you know what he does? You do know what he does. I do know what he does because I've heard this before. I only have one rule about taking a dump in public. What's that?

If the seat is wet, I'll either, well, I do that at home. I obviously, I use my sock, my sock feet to clean the bowl at home. It does a little... That's a fucking gross. Some drops, wait a sec. If there's some drops in the bowl. Yes.

Oh, that's disgusting, bro. I call it my piss sock. That is so disgusting. Oh, Opie is known for wiping the seat with his sock. Well, I know because I used to listen to Opie in Anthony, and I remember he was so proud of himself about that. So, Adam and about that. The other thing that Opie talks about is shitting in the ocean.

Well, yeah, I've heard him say it. Talk about that too. He talks about that. Is it that's a thing that people want to do? So then he tells the story, which is made up bullshit. I'm calling it right now. There's no way this is true his brother-in-law In the lake and this is there's no way this is true. This is a true story

So we're treading water over our heads having a good time drinking beers party a little bit You know nice summer day and all sudden people are like getting away from my run law really quickly. He dropped a couple logs, man, in front of his girl and everything. In the water? And they were floating. They were floaters? They were floaters. For round I told her. And giggling like a like a school girl and I'm laughing my ass off too while everyone else has disgusted. Yeah, the two's the shit patrol. Hey man, when you got a girl, you got a girl. He's treading water and he obviously dropped his bait and suit down and let a log out. He loved it.

Of course I love that. He's here at Feacle Freak. No, I'm not Jesus. He has a Feacle Freak. He is and he's really in the poop. He's really in the poop and it's not natural. You're getting very uncomfortable. Well, no, I'm not uncomfortable.

I'm just... No, you are, I can tell. I'm really grossed out. It's disgusting. That's never happened. He's trying to make, he's trying to rationalize his behavior by saying, oh yeah, I was saying, oh, there's other guy and he was shitting in the water.

And his logs were floating next to him. That's not a true story. That's never happened. Let me tell you something. If a log? Shit. Right. Floated past Opie's face. Are you kidding me? He's giggling about it. He's like, oh, good one, dude. He's high-fiving this guy. There's no way. He's gonna end up with a stomach bug. There's no way. That's disgusting. I actually happen to know that Opie is a hoidy, toy-ty, upper west side man, Hatton guy, who can't even fucking relate to people

who are just the norms in society. He doesn't even have toilet paper next to his toilet. He has socks. Yeah. I thought you were gonna say it on Bade. But now he's socks. It makes more sense. This is him talking about,

he went into the subway the other day and some trains weren't running and it wasn't how he relates to the little people. This is some embarrassing. But I decided to go ghetto and relate so I'm like, what's the problem today? Brothers and sisters. Did you say brothers and sisters? I said bros. Maybe they just let you're crazy. And then the lady's like, Sisters did you say brothers and sisters? I said bros They lost power in Brooklyn we're gonna be here for a while and I'm like I am gonna be here for a while I'm gonna go uber this mother vucker All right, so in the past, I felt sorry for him. And now I just really can't get out of his own way.

Oh, B, you embarrassed yourself in the subway. Don't repeat it at your podcasts. What are you doing? In his defense in New York City. I can't wait to hear what you want to say. It is to fans. Come on.

I was just going to say nobody knows who he is. They probably just think he's a homeless guy, right? Oh, of course. He looks like a homeless person. He looks like a fucking loser. So he can get away with walking through undetected most places. No, he's not trying to get undetected. No, I know. He's trying to relate to the the little people and he's trying to get all ghetto.

What's happening, bros? I could picture the shit, by the way. And later on in the episode, OP and Mids to his racism, which I don't like to throw that around. I don't like to call people racist, but this is fucking nuts. Carl was talking about this Chicky losses virginity too.

Okay. And talking about her skin tone. And then OP says something that is crazy. She was the color of, you know, when you eat chocolate cereal, the milk at the end, that's where she was just perfect. That type of chocolate, bro. Oh, yes. Honey almond chocolate.

I love like dark chocolate, but I don't want my women to be dark chocolate. You don't like black women? What the fuck was he thinking there? So, Karo Ruiz is trying to explain this woman's skin tone. He says, he's not like a chocolate cereal, the milk afterwards. I know. Okay, I can picture that.

I haven't even exhaled yet. And the Opie says, I know you're so you're so you're ass over so clutched up. So you're watching the Michael Jackson. I'm at your. I'm so much. Stop. And then he stuck his tongue in the little boys. But like oh my god. This is pretty much Opie is I mean, I've been doing this like cringe of the week thing. Like Opie wins it every fucking week. He goes, he doesn't understand what Crowe was saying.

He goes, Crowe, Crowe is trying to explain what this woman's skin tone was. And OP says, I like dark chocolate, meaning like actual dark chocolate. Right? Fuck an idiot. No one's talking about actual food. We're not talking about cereal, you idiot.

We're talking about this chickie bang And it comes and and Opie goes I like dark chocolate, but dude I don't want women who have that's car skin gross Oh This is got to be his new stick, right? Is he that stupid? You think his new stick is being the stupidest broadcast?

Yes! Because I love it. I want to listen to the stupidest broadcast. That would be a great moniker for him. Oh, be radiant featuring the stupid broadcast, and everyone will have. Oh my gosh, I just can't imagine what else

he would be thinking. Maybe he's like, maybe I'll corner the market. No one's done this. No one's been this stupid before. All right, speaking of stupid, we have documented that art show that OP was fired from Series XM for what, Jen? Video taping someone taking a shit.

Yes, Roland was pooping in a stall at Series XM and Opie threw his phone over the top and video taped it. And then he's stupid enough to say this as they're talking about pooping on the show. Do you remember the bathrooms at Series XM? Yes, I do. And how fucking disgusting they were. And I used to take pictures of, you know,

the stalls. Oh, we know. We know. To know. I love Garo. Garo's a guy, yeah. It's well-documented that you took pictures. We know. We know. We know.

Oh, be, oh, be. What are you doing? You got fired for that. Remember, stop taking credit for it. That's not a good thing. Why is Carl Wies hanging around with that guy? That's a great question. I don't know how much longer it's gonna last. But I love that

He's got Vic Henley Who was supposed to be on the show He had a call in sick So he explains that Vic called in sick to the show and that in the past that would have bugged Oby but he's changed buddy. I don't feel too good. I woke up. I don't feel too good But you got Carl you got this I think there's a little guilt in his tax like he knew you know he probably shouldn't be telling me last minute that he's not gonna do the podcast it's okay what am I gonna do I'm way more zen these days I don't

do I fucking said that would have made you oh Oh my. This is what I talk about when people give me shit. Oh, you're railing on OP so much. OP was a shitty human being. He admits it all the time. The fact that he says this guy felt really guilty about calling and sick to my podcast

that he makes no money from. You put people in that situation. That's how calling and sick works. You don he makes no money from. Like you put people in that situation. That's how calling and sick works. You don't feel good that day. You let someone know you can't be there. Right. Oh, he felt bad. He didn't give me more notice on this.

That's how that works. And he even says like, ah, there was a time when I would have been really pissed about that. And even Carl, and Carl, and Riz has an even no no no for that long. He's like, yeah, dude, you would have been really pissed about that. And even Carl, and Carl, and Carl, and he's like, and Carl, he's hasn't even known. I'll be that long. He's like, yeah, dude, you would have fucking lost your shit over it. And then I'll be, oh, he's still a shitty person though. He's still a shitty person. But the one thing about Obi, you can't

deny is that he knows radio chemistry. Oh, he explains, he explains that he's the expert at this. He's talking about how he used to message the Cuban car Ruiz back when he's on serious exam and he needed Carl to come on and fix the show. When you didn't think the lineup was right at serious exam, they get like you didn't like it. You call me up. Coups.

I know this stuff really well. You always knew I was automatic, like I wish if I could, I'd be there. I was always mixing a match of people. And sometimes I knew the chemistry wouldn't be good. And I knew like adding you to the mix would absolutely help that chemistry. All right, I just wanna point this out.

I'm gonna be very calm about this. OP understands chemistry really well. The last show we talked about was OP with Vic Henley, Sherat, Small, and Jim Forantine. Well, I listened. At Gap Heards, it was terrible. They did three hours of podcasting, where no one was on the same page.

They were talking over each other. There wasn't a funny anecdote to be had. But OP knows chemistry. I know this shit. I got this. I got this down. I'm going to grab a hillbilly from Alabama, my only black friend, this one comedian who's actually funny. We're all going to get together and drink and see if that works. It doesn't. Opie, it does not work. No. You know what would work better with the chemistry if you weren't there? Well, he's notorious for squelching jokes and ruining chemistry.

So maybe he does understand chemistry. It's pretty well known. I understand chemistry. He ruins jokes. How to step all over it. This is an interesting thing that OP said to show. So they're talking about, Curly's talking about how his mom used to get naked.

All the time and walk on the house. They're cute, but I don't know what their culture is. Maybe that's normal. So OP thinks credit for this. I've never been naked in front of my kids. All right. I remember what OP was talking about Chris Rock's bit to Mike Bushatty and he goes, oh Chris Rock got this great bit.

That's exactly what that bit is. You know what I'm saying credit for not being naked in front of your kids. I never get naked in front of my kids. You're not supposed to. That's normal. That's not something you take credit for. And then Opie being the shock shot that he is has to talk about his mom.

My mom once leaned down at the time I shoes and I saw her boobs. She had a nice set, you know. Oh my God. Err. All right. What is wrong with him? I love that Opie thinks people want him to write a book about his life about radio

Oh, I'd rather actually read about his life because I know his life. Oh, he addresses that. It's crazy He addresses that in this next clip. See, everyone wants me to write a dumb book about radio I want to write a book about my operation. I think it's I mean the radio stories would be amazing obviously, but the The grown-up stories are just not and and there's a ton of them. I don't even remember anymore. Oh Definitely right about that. There'll be a great book. There's so many things happening in life I don't remember them. I should write a book Hey, fucking asshole. Not for nothing. People who write books know what they're writing about! I mean, I can't even make this shit out that he's saying this stuff on a radio show!

Chapter 1, blank. Chapter 2, blank page. Chapter 1, the early years. Don't remember. Chapter 2. Let me think. Fuck. This is, um, I'll be talking about them running out of things to talk about. I think we ran out of things to talk about. Yeah, I agree. It was episode five.

Can you put that as, you should put that on your soundboard? I'm gonna keep that. It was, it was episode five where you ran out of things to talk about and yet here we are an episode 88 here We are listening to your show and this episode was a little bit weird because Opie came in with things to talk about specifically like most of these episodes They just start shooting the shit about the sports illustrated cover from 1982 and right whatever they just saw Netflix tonight Before it's just fucking nonsense. But they actually came in with things to talk about and this was to OP weird.

It's weird when you prepare stuff for a show. Oh man, that was great. That was shit. I thought you were going to bring out that little journal again with the pictures. I'll tell you the tampon story next time. Ah, OP says, yeah, it's weird when you prepare for your show. And I have to bring this up because this makes me a rage

as Dick Masterson would say. There was a tweet that came in to Opie from Tom Kelly who says, how do you not have video? The virginity discussion was great, and it'd be awesome to see you guys reacting to each other's crazy shit. Reminds me of Rogan's podcast. Huh?

So, Opie says, thanks, but my podcast with Carl is better than Joe Rogan. Oh, okay. Opie declared, he's not being funny. He's talking about how his show is so great. He says that he's better than Joe Rogan, which this was brought to my attention by a listener a little while back. It was Joe Fitzpatrick who wrote me and said, are you familiar with the Dunning Krueger

effect? Do you know what the Dunning Krueger effect is? I have no idea. All right. It's a cognitive bias in which people with low ability mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. Well, you know, I was just, I was processing what you just said. Yes. About that Twitter thing.

I wish I had that kind of confidence. Right. That misguided confidence. This guy who just proclaimed that he actually prepared for a show which he never does says he's better than Joe Rogan who has amazing guests sound that he's wildly prepared for. He spends three plus hours with scientists and talks about their field of work. Right. Multiple times a week. And this fucking asshole goes to a bar with idiots like Vic Hadley, it says,

my podcast is better than their podcast. You're a fucking dope, Opie, that's insane. That's fucking insanity. It is insane. And yet I strive to be that confident. I mean, I wish, right? Don't you wanna be so confident? Without self-awareness, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their competence

or incompetence according to the Dunning Kruger effect. I don't know, I know ignorance is bliss, I know what you're saying, Jen. I don't know that I want to be this person. But you don't want to be that person. I'm going to feel like that person. It's crazy. I know I'm heavy for, I'm gonna feel like that person It's crazy I know I'm happy for I'm happy that he's come to a point in his life Where you think he can just fucking ramble on about nonsense or or shitting at work and think that that's a fucking show I was gonna say this is a guy who many times has talked about shitting in the ocean wiping a toilet seat with a sock and walking around his house and It's fine with himself

He is fine with himself the problem is his up his show Head millions of listeners because of Anthony Cumie and Jim Norton Oh, I know and he does not recognize that he thinks for a fact that he's the reason why people listen to a show Opie your show is garbage! It's hot fucking garbage! You're a mess! Do you think he really thinks that though? Or is it all an act? Do you think he's smarter than he's pretending to be?

I think he's dubber. There's no way we would even eat it's all an act! Well, I'm just, it's almost unfathomable that somebody could be that far gone. Agreed. Agreed. unfathomable that somebody could be agreed that far gone agreed agreed and that much in touch with people right because people are tweeting at him all the time calling him what a fucking asshole is he I think he's got a good job of figuring out how to block people and only read the positive

interactions that come into him hmm this guy is so bad at broadcasting, which is surprising, because he's been doing it for 25 years. He gets into a commercial read. And I know that in the past, I've talked about his commercial read for Quip. He's in a bathroom, but it's a toothbrush read, so I kind of understand it.

But that wasn't the thing. I thought it was giving the benefit't the thing, I thought it was giving the benefit of the doubt. I thought that was the thing. He's talking about ondeck.com. Where is he broadcasting from? They could be this fucking echoey. He owns a million dollar apartment in Manhattan.

Why can't he find a room that he could actually record from? Can you picture Carl in those Zumba pants or the Zika ever reaches? I kinda miss Marigoran and Chess King. Hey Greg, we have a new sponsor. Let's bring them on board. Oh yeah, I wanna welcome a new sponsor to the OP radio podcast. We're talking on deck.com slash OP. He's so awkward in reading these spots.

But he also is broadcasting from a fucking tunnel. Why? Well, is he broadcasting while he's recording Roland taking a shit in the bathroom here? It sounds like it. He's like Roland's dropping a dos and also on Deck.com. Yeah. Which is, by the way, again, a terrible sponsor for this guy. It's for small business owners to take loans out.

Are there small business owners that who see the OP radio? I'm pretty sure it's just truck drivers. I don't know if there's- No, then he gets truck drivers, but they're not going to on deck.com. Is anybody listening besides you? No, but he's listening besides me, and the people who write me all the time

is saying you have to listen to an OP set this week. Man. There's a lot of people listening for all the wrong reasons. I want to talk about Joey the producer He's got a new album out what yeah Joey is a musician and he put out a new album and so Opie is part of his live reads Does a commercial for Joey's new album? And he says something here that makes me

Totally uninterested in this in this music. It's Joey Salvia on all the instruments and vocals. A singer-songwriter throwback with 11 songs. He wrote and produced it on the same gear he helps produce this podcast on. Oh yeah, you know what I promote that? You're my guest, I was like fucking garbage. He goes, hey, if you want to listen to this musician who records on the same thing that this is recorded on, think you're echoing like you're in a tunnel.

Oh my God. I don't want to hear that. He's got the garage band app and he made a record. He recorded the drums from the subway station. It's gonna sound like, it's gonna sound terrible. I don't understand why that is a selling point. The same equipment that he uses to produce this podcast Your podcast sounds terrible. Oh, P. There's background noise. You're in a bar. You're in your bathroom

You're in Roland's bathroom. It sounds terrible. He's got a pickle bucket and a dream And by the way the way they start this episode is crazy. They think they're Casey Casey They're doing a dedication to a listener. Before we go to our Westwood One podcast network studio lounge, a long distance dedication. Hi, Opie. My name is Adrian, and I'm a 17-year-old student. I'm reaching out at you because it's my dad's birthday, and he's going to be 50. He's been living in France for more than 20 years now, and has always been a huge fan of be 50. He's been living in France for more than 20 years now. And has always been a huge fan of the show.

He's now having a pretty tough time and going through depression. I'm wondering if during one of your podcasts, you could possibly give him a shout out. For his birthday, that would be a huge gesture for him. Hold on a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this kid's 17 but his dad's been living in France for 20 years? Oh, that's a good point. I didn't even think of that. That's even the oldest guy. I know. I saw the guy at once. None of this makes any sense. He goes, he's going through depression, which is not like a thing that he'd go through. And he says, it'd be great if he'd give

him a shout out. This is a made up story I got. Now I feel like I'm taking acid. Because that was a weird thing I've ever heard. But this is how they start the show with this, you know, it's like Casey Gays of a goddamn death dedication. Going to do an upbeat number. Two, why are they starting the show? With this guy going, my dance depressed, but he likes your show, but he doesn't friends.

So then Joey decides that he's going to use this to in all of his shitty, trusty, radio stick. Oh boy. This is only produced and terrible. It's so dripping with reverb. I can't... Oh, it's terrible. You're gonna hate those. Okay. First chance for this guinea from Brooklyn living in Texas to speak French. Thank you.

living in Texas to speak French. Thank you. Joya Anniversa, Mizu O'Charlie. Well Charles, you're in France. That means you got good cognac and you can get a Cuban cigar. We all love you here at Opi Radio and obviously your son loves you too. So snap out of it brother. What the fuck? That's how this show starts. That's how OP radio starts. And no one is telling him that his show is terrible and and embarrassing. Well, I guess I am. I guess I know one.

I mean, no one other than me. It's telling you this moment. This show was fucking embarrassing. And the fact that he would fucking post on Twitter that his show is better than Joe Rogan's show is crazy. This guy is living in fucking crazy town. I think we've established that he's in nut, right? All right, I have to get on to our next bit,

our next thing that we're doing, Jen. Oh, boy. Which is the crazy clip of the week. What am I calling it? Oh, why are you calling it? Gringe clip of the week. Oh, yes. Gringe of the week.

Gringe of the week. Oh, yeah. Could the Jingle Department call with a jingle for this? Maybe, so I can have something. Let me get out my garage band app and work on it. All right, I love it. I got a note that came in from James Pasky and James said, this is the cringe clip of the week. This is from the podcast I've been talking a lot about. Joe Rogad with Alex Jones.

And this is a great clip. There's this this show was almost five hours. There's a lot to talk about here. But this was a great clip because Alex Joseph talking about his credit standing. And he sells a lot of snake oil to people. Not Alex Jones. Yeah, seriously, I'm not joking. He sells a bunch of bullshit. No, okay. He sells a bunch of bullshit to go up with people.

So he's talking about how he has a great credit score with his company and the reason for it. So Joe Rogan asked some of the question and watch out Alex Jones just glosses over it and moves on. I had an A plus plus rating with my shopping cart and bank accounts that I had for 22 years. And banks looked at it and said, we've quite frankly never seen anybody with a credit rating this high, because you never even do chargebacks with our shopping cart. People do that. What does that mean? Chargebacks. Point is, we have the best credit. Okay.

Joe, how can I go? What is a chargeback? A chargeback means you give someone their money back when they're dissatisfied with your product. And Alex Jones just admitted that this is like all sales vital. There will be no returns accepted. Sorry. He just admitted that on Joe Rogan's show. We don't do any chargebacks. What is the chargeback? I have the point that this at the point. The point is we're doing really well. Like, dummy, charge bags are necessary. Even people who sell great products have to give people their money back if they're dissatisfied with the product that they get.

You're selling garbage bullshit to dummies. I'm guessing there are a few people who have said, your super mail, vitality, pills are not working for me. And I would like my money refunded. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. All sales final. I know little to nothing about Alex Jones.

Yeah. All I do know about him is that he is super annoying to me. Oh, well, get ready for this because I have a bunch of clutches from this episode. Oh, great. I know. I couldn't help it. This show was so great.

Even Andy, I was talking to him on the show last week. And I said, you have to listen to Joe Rogan with Alex Jones. And he's like, oh, it's five hours, I can't do it. He texted me during the week, he's like, thank God, I listened to the show. Oh, really? It is so entertaining. This is one of the best podcasts to ever come out ever.

I recommend it to everybody to listen to it. I'm gonna play some clips on why you should listen to the show. It's amazing. Okay, first off, I'm gonna play this clips on why you should listen to the show. It's amazing. Okay, first off, I'm gonna play this quick clip from Alex Jones. This is the most perfect comeback. This would be written into a comedy movie.

It's just perfectly executed. I always thought I was smart because I got to analyze politics and history. I was kind of socially retarded. And so... I don't think you'll have to say that anymore. Exactly. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha favorite thing ever and then later on in the show this is like hours later because you remember this is a long fucking show hours later he does it again and Joe Rogan lose this fucking shit look here's my fine listen I'll be honest with you

I'm kind of retarded in that no no no that's gonna be a sound bite. Jorogun is like, oh my god, I did it again. I don't know what to do. The reason why this episode is amazing is because Joe Rogan is a mainstream podcaster. He is basically the biggest podcaster in the world. If you go on Joe Rogan's show, you are famous immediately from going on his show. He's a highly intelligent person. He's highly intelligent, but I want to point something out to everyone else's podcasting out there.

This is the reason why Joe Rogan is successful. He has a guy like Alex Jones on his show and everybody else would feel the need to discredit Alex Jones or push back on the things that he's saying Joe Rogan this this clip sums up this show to me Joe Rogan just agrees with everything he has to say and it leads to Fascinating dialogue. I'm sure they tried to recruit my dad to a DARPA program. I believe that. In college, I think when he was a dentist, I believe that.

I believe that they will take all sorts of liberties in gray areas when it comes to scientific research. I definitely believe that. This is why Joe Rogan is a genius. I'm saying it right now. You just go, yeah, I know, I know. I agree, you're right. Did you know that there's intergalactic aliens

trying to rape our brains again? I do know that, yep, they're exactly right. This is why Joe Rogas podcast is successful and people listen to it. And I thought I knew Alex Jones' whole spiel. I thought I understood a stick, but then I'm listening to the show. And you know, Alex Jones has been de-platformed. No one hears him anymore. So he's kind of like ratcheting it up a little

bit to try to get even more Alex Jonesy. I didn't realize that this is where we've gotten to. Aliens are real. They're creating human animal hybrids that are a new creature never here on Earth. It's alien. So the aliens are already here. See, this is why this show is amazing. I want us to listen to that. Alex Jones comes down and says, aliens are real. This is all happening. I have proof. And Joe Rogan's response is, yeah, I believe that. Well, I know. I love it. I love it. It's so funny to me because I am one of the biggest news radio fans that show from the

90s or whatever that there ever has been. And Joe Rogan was on that show and who would have ever thought that guy is going to be this guy. He's these come along with his career. Although I will say he still kind of have that sort of vibe on the show even back then. So the trailblazer. So this is Alex Jones is talking about now the thing that everyone knows about Joe Romain is a big fan of drug use. He really likes psychoactive drugs. Okay. So, Alex Jones talks about how the government is currently in contact with aliens in San Francisco. And it's unbelievable because I mean they 100% in San Francisco is the main project site.

Literally have an alien base and they are literally communicating and they've got like astronaut level people taking super hardcore levels of drugs and going into meetings with these things and making intergalactic deals. Whoah! How are you? So sick about that, think about that. That sounds crazy. He's saying that people are taking LSD and then going into meetings with aliens to make deals.

And Joe Rogan's response is fucking brilliant. He actually reiterates what he just said and sums it up much better than how Alex Jones said it. Okay. So what you're saying is essentially that they're using psychedelic drugs to communicate with interdimensional beings. All right. And Joe Rogan's like, all right, I get it. Yep, you're right. This is exactly what's happening. I understand exactly what you're saying. Alex Jones at some point, Alex Jones is Alex Jones. You know how Carl Rees talks about reweezing?

Yes. This is Alex Jonesing. You asked why I slipped out and got mad at you? That's it right there. You every time I bring up a fucking subject, you know all about it. I don't know all about you You fucking know all about this shit. I love that and my favorite is us bullshit Bull shit I love it Alex Jones crushing it I'm Joe Rogan

I have a couple more things to play because what happens is the first hour and a half or so It's just Joe and Alex talking and then any bravo shows up because they invited any bravo to be. You know who that is? I don't know who that is. He's this martial arts. He's famous for being very good at fighting. Okay. But he's also I'm not describing this well. I wasn't prepared for this. I don't have to prepare to talk about who Eddie Bravo is. That's okay. He's also this crazy conspiracy theorist. Okay. That's okay. He's also this crazy conspiracy theorist. Okay, okay, okay. He's a flat-earther.

So Joe Rogan gets up to go use, I know, it shows the basic. Joe Rogan gets up to use the bathroom. I think this happens. You are someone that I could talk to about the flat-earth conspiracy. And you believe in so many crazy things about the government.

You don't believe in flat earth, but you can kind of understand where I'm coming from. What the fuck is he talking about? It's amazing. It's amazing. So Alex shows us talking about talking about interdimensional aliens by using DMT. And then this guy goes out and goes, yeah, but you know what else is going on

Is the earth is flat and god god bless those guys cuz those shows goes GPS is real. I know pilots They fly over earth. It is around. Everyone knows that but all right Whatever we'll play a lot with that fucking ridiculous horse shit. Holy shit. John, if you don't listen to this episode, you have to listen to this episode. I haven't listened to this episode. It's amazing. I don't know. I get endorse it more. I know. Well, you've been talking about it. I've been talking about it. They talk about the governor from Virginia. Now, this is a big part, this this Ralph Northam guy. The governor of Virginia came out and said on a show that they will do post-birth abortions based on the new law on Virginia. This is true. Post-birth.

Post-birth abortions. How can that be an abortion? Correct. Correct. That's called murder. Right. And they're saying that they will perform that based on this new law in Virginia. In Virginia. And that it's up to the doctor and the woman to decide whether to do that or not. Is this it's like the baby is so severely unhealthy? I don't know. Because that's really fucked up. It's crazy. This is real. I don't know. Because that's really fucked up. It's crazy.

This is real. I am. This is where Alex Jones, like, starts talking about shit and you're like, well, that is real. That's a real thing. I am 100% pro choice. Just to get it off. Of course.

I am pro choice. Yes. That's fucked up. It's fucked up. So he's talking about how this governor came out on a show and said that they would would based on this new law allow this to happen. And they actually play the clip of it on the show and it's real.

This governor said that. Now this is the same governor who had that image of him in black face come out. Uh huh. So he sounds like a stand up guy. So Alex Jones says this is the reason why this guy was elected because they had dirt on him. And if he fucked up, they could take him out anytime they wanted to. So this was all part of the bigger plan.

So we're gonna get this guy in here. He's gonna legalize killing babies. And if he says something that's not what we want to be said, we could take him out because we have this dirt on him. We can blackmail him. And then Alex Jones talks about fraternity rituals and why they do fraternity rituals. I just thought this was fucking hilarious. He's in a picture with a guy that KKK outfit in blackface.

They elected him because he's blackmailed. They had that shit. And when he messed up and said we keep him alive to get their fucking organs, they'd use that to deactivate him. Jeez. Why do you think fraternities have you screw sheep in all this and, you know, give guys blow jobs? That's why they're rejoining them. Because they want to come back.

Come back, come back, come back. What? He goes, why do you think fraternities have you screw sheep and give blow jobs? No, I'm just going to go out there and say, you don't want to say screw sheep and give blow jobs. No, I'm just gonna go out there and say you don't want to say screw sheep and give blow to give you guys blow jobs is not equated to screwing sheep. He's saying. But also what could have happened? Did he go through a college?

That's so hilarious. I went to college. Fraternity's heavy screw sheep and be gay. And that's how they're gonna blackmail you. Like, be gay is that against the law? Scruing sheep is very much against the law. Ooh. So this show is five hours long and at four hours in, less than four hours in, less than four hours in, Alex Jones kind of wraps up his whole thing. He says, all right, this is what I'm here to talk about.

And Joe Rogan recognizes that like, good, we're good. Let's move on. Alex Jones will not let the show stop. You've been put in all of this us put into a simulation to basically test us And that's the big thing I'm trying to get across to people damn Alex Jones Let's wrap this motherfucker up Let's eat man, let me ask this question. Okay, go ahead And then it goes out for another fucking hour. I'm hungry. There's 63 more minutes after that. It's like, all right, cool man.

Let's wrap it up. Let's go get something to eat. All right, but hold on a second. Before we do that, I just want to talk about intergalactic aliens who have rigged children named Michael Jackson. Let's talk about that for now. Isn't Alex Jones though kicked off

of most platforms these days? Yes, this is one chance of talks to. Oh, I understand. I understand why he's doing it. If I was on Joe Rogan's show, I would want to stretch it out for as long as possible. You're talking to millions of people. It's your only chance to do that. It makes sense, but it's embarrassing.

Alex Jones. What a lunatic. It's great. It's a great show. Hey, you're one degree of separation from Alex Jones. What a lunatic. It's great. It's a great show. It's a great show. Hey, you're one degree of separation from Alex Jones. I was on Anthony Coomius show right after Alex Jones. I was afraid you were gonna get bumped

because of Alex Jones. I was not bumped because of Alex Jones. They were like, Alex, let's move it along. We got Carl from WATP coming in. What else you have to say about getting deep platform because we got other things going on today. That's crazy. I'm pretty sure that's what Dave Landau said.

All right, let's move into log Alex. We got more important things to get to. Gotta love Dave Landau. I do want Dave Landau. All right, Jen. He should do your show. He should do the show. I should reach out to him.

We should have Dave on the show. I talked about the fact that we have a PayPal account now. People can donate to the show. I just want to read a couple of notes from people who have donated to the show like Donnie. Take this tip. I'll send more when I happen to find some gainful employment, which should be in a week. Not entirely sure which week, but it will definitely happen in a week. Not entirely sure which week, but it will definitely happen in a week. Anyway, hate the show and I've never felt worse than when I'm listening to W-A-T-P-E-5 stars. And Randall says, hey Carl, go fuck yourself from Australia. Found your show through the DICK show after listening to the biggest debate episode.

I'm working my way through every episode, laughing my arse off in the process. I fucking lose it every time I hear the offspring clip in the teaser jingle. It's such an accurate piss-take of shitty morning zoo jingles. Saw your comment on WATP subreddit regarding PayPal and Thaid sends them cash your way. If you ever saw a patreon, you've got a guaranteed five bucks every month from me. And then he wanted episode 88. So we'll never have a Patreon. And I'm sure this will be a future Carl versus Carl.

We'll never have a Patreon. I can hardly wait. But we would love if anybody wants to hear episode 88, are they want to just donate to the show and help support us and everything that we're doing with shitting on OP and Maddox and everyone else that we're shitting on we do have a PayPal WATP show at Gmail. You know they seem like jerks but they're actually very nice people your fans. Hey no it's weird all I do is put out hate filled rants and people say like hey love the show great show, great job. I'm getting that's weird. Oh, the other thing I wanted to talk about,

if you live in the Rochester area, so we're in Rochester, New York. For Rochester? Yeah, if you live in the Rochester area, there's a thing going on in the company at the Carlson, there's a roast battle competition, and I'm in it. I know.

So this bird, Friday, is that March 15th. That beats me. What's this Friday? Let me look at my. It's the 15th because. Let me look at my counter. Yes, March 15th. This Friday, March 15th, I will be participating in a roast battle. If you want to come down and support WATP, I'll be making fun of someone I've never met before. Which is what I do every week. So it makes sense. You'll be good fun of someone I've never met before Which is what I do every week You'll be good at this the last thing I want to say is Well, I guess you want to talk about is next week's

Next week show we got a big week plan for us We're gonna have Doug and Kroge back up. Oh, that's a good chemistry everyone loved Doug and Kroge back. Oh, that's a good chemist. Everyone loved Doug and Kroge on the show. And now that Shamus has put out his stand-up routine, I said, well, we got to get these guys back on the show to talk about that. I can't wait to hear Doug's take on it. Oh, I'm looking forward to it. He's going to be so kind.

Yeah, I think he'll be understanding that it was his first time doing standup and yet to you have to like figure it out for a little while. I think it'll be very understanding of that. But that's not the only thing we'll be talking about next week. Okay, there's other things we talking about, including a podcast. And what I like to do is tease is about the podcast. That's right, this is the part of the show where we play a clip of the show that we'll be reviewing next week. Hold on a minute.

The T-Series explain that again? So what we do, I know it's weird. What we do is we play it just a quick clip of the show that will be like are you trying to prolong this? Don't you want to get the fuck out of here? I feel like I've gotten past that point Okay, and now I just want to live this forever. Yeah, you're turning into Alex Jellies on Joe Ruler We're trying to make the show longer. I just got one more question for you Carl This is a clip from the show that Croge, Doug, and I will be reviewing on next week's WITP. So let's talk to our newest gas Rebecca, sugar Rebecca.

I want to assume that everybody listening knows who you are, but in case they're people living in what a cave in Mars with their fingers. You're a rock cave on Mars. Can you explain who you are and your connection with The Simpsons? Oh sure. I'm the creator and you explain who you are and your connection with The Simpsons? Oh, sure. I'm the creator and showrunner of Stephen Universe. And I'm a huge Simpsons fan. I have been for as long as I can remember.

And I think of all the episodes I'm constantly remembering. This is the one. I am remembering the most. And for our listeners, Stephen Universe is a cartoon. So this shows all about running a cartoon. This is an episode of Talking Simpsons from October 17, 2018, called The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochy Show,

with Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones, Quarty and Toby Jones. This is a suggestion that came in on the subreddit from Left Over 3. I am very excited to be talking about talking Simpsons. I can already tell you this is gonna be a fun show because they introduce Rebecca Sugar and they say, if you don't know who this person is,

which I don't, which nobody does. If you don't know who this person is, she's responsible for this thing. And if you don't know what that is, that's this other thing. Nobody to lay this shit as, Dobby. I thought for a second that she was gonna be like, what, cherry chava, private dumb wrong?

You know that person that's on Family Guy? Or I actually just looked her up the other day or I was like, what does she do? What are you talking about? I thought maybe she was like a writer or a creator on the Simpsons. Yeah, that's what I thought too. If you don't know who this is, I mean, you should.

She's the show runner for the Simpsons. Yeah, that's what I thought too. If you don't know who this is, I mean, you should. She's the show runner for the Simpsons in season 19. No, no, no, no. She just happens to do another show on related to the Simpsons. And that's a cartoon. And so is the Simpsons. So that's why she's at our show. Okay.

Hey, talking about Bob Joby today is Carl from the Isotovs. Big Y, who gives a shit? Oh boy. So this is a podcast about The Simpsons and they're talking specifically about the Poochy episode, which is one of the best episodes. Okay.

The problem is, and I've already apologized to Kroge and Doug, this is like a three hour log podcast. Oh, that's what we need. Talking about a 22 minute log, I'm fucking happy out of the set of sets. And she sounds super excited. Oh, I can't imagine, I haven't listened to it yet. I can't imagine how fucking pretentious it's gonna be.

Yes you can. I'm having immediate regret. Too bad, you already put it out there. So that's what we're doing next week on WATP. Enjoy. You know, this week was a filler show. But next week, thanks a lot. Next week's gonna be a good episode. Oh, he's used the whole. That's right. So please, join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out who are these podcasts sleep well every pony

okay great show good job everybody good job everyone What the fuck? This dude is fucking coy Uh oh, great hard to learn Great hard to learn, clap I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Bullshit! Jen! What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Bullshit Jen what did you know that we've had some voice mouse come in recently? No, I would just like time is isn't Monday. Oh my god. He lost an hour as it is

I know I hate the spring forward bullshit If you don't live in the United States, do they, they have that another place? Is that a good question? I have no idea. It's stupid. They just changed the time and everybody, which is annoying. I haven't changed my watch yet. You don't just fascinating. That's fascinating. Please go on.

I haven't changed my watch yet. The earth is round. Not according to any problem. Well, according to me. Jiu Jitsu. That's what any problem does. Jiu Jitsu. Oh, good. That'd be finally got to that.

I couldn't think of that word. God, Jiu Jitsu. I think it's Jiu Jitsu. No, it is. Fuck. I was talking to Dick Masterson about how sometimes people send in songs and the intros are really long. And we were I was goofing at it because my own intro to a jingle that I made was long. Yes. And my room records left us a voice now. And I love these guys. These guys write a lot of great song parodies that Dick plays.

Carl, this is Ben from My Room Records. One of the musicians who called it a big show regularly. And I would like to say a hardy don't fuck yourself. My intro are never long. The only time I've ever written a long intro for the show musically was because Dick made a joke about long intro. Whereby the long intro was the joke. So anyway, maybe, maybe just maybe, that whatever. Hey, well I love people who try to rant and they just lose it.

Like, I'm actually upset about it. I don't know the time. That's fine. So I know that I am a schizophrenic who thinks everyone's talking about them. I wasn't talking about you, Ben. This wasn't directed to you specifically. I promise you that. I was just noticing as I was playing the song

to Dick, the intro went on too long. That's all. All right, here's another voicemail from someone who wants to give us money. So I'm feeding on a toilet here and I'm listening to your podcast. I'm just wondering, why do you guys have a sponsor and merchant ship?

Why don't you just get on Patreon so I can give you a straight cash money to feed my addiction? Yes! I website? It's a straight cash money feedback. Yes. Yeah. I don't just give a straight cash money. You now can wear on paypal. Am I matching that? Yeah.

Yes. You did. All right. You can, you can give us money on paypal. You can find the link and who are these dot cons? Also link cash money. Also link to our subreddit page and our email and our voice mail and all the things that you might wanna do

when you get on there. Boomer guy, I'm only gonna play one quick clip, even though he left me many voice mails. Boomer guy, I know. Just the ones. Just the ones that I was suppressing. Aww. Boomer guy is not a fan of Andy,

so he's giving Andy some shit here. Hey, I was just listening to recent podcast and I like to hear that Landy, well, Andy is becoming a little big man. Yeah, he seems like a cool little guy. And yeah, also, does his little wife know that he's drinking beer? I mean, I guess that's like something's like okay with him on the Sabbath or whatever the fuck, you know, because he's this little church little baguette, but, uh, yeah, no, he, he sounds, uh, just hope that he doesn't get in trouble with his fucking wife and, uh, her, uh, and her boyfriend, you know. Uh, hopefully they don't ground them too long and take

away a switch and shit. Unfortunately, you probably won't see your brother in law for a while, if that's the case. Anyways, wish you luck Andy. I hope you get out of time out and I hope you do enjoy those fine adult beverages for the first time in your life. Anyway, it's go fuck yourself. And love you too. So this feud between Boomer Guy and Andy continues. Wow. I will tell you, I am sparing people. He helped me four voice vowels about Andy specifically. I've only played that one.

Are you gonna play the rest from next week when Andy's here? No. Andy's here next week. All right, right. Frozen Doug. Frozen Doug. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Andy's here next week. All right. Frozen Doug. Right. Sorry. Frozen Doug. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. It's fine. I know. There's a lot to it. It's a lot to keep track of. I understand. I also lose track of the shit.

Too much. There's too much going on. This is a listener, Alan, who doesn't like that I've copied Dick Masterson's format. Hey, Carl, it's Alan. It's pretty cute that you're so far up Dick Masterson's format. Hey, it's Carl with Valentine. It's pretty cute that you're so far up Dick Masterson's ass that you got to change your show this format to match it. But now you play your outro music on Van Du Bois now, just like Edo's on his show.

Pretty cool bro. Good job. Fuck yourself. I just have to say the interview dude, the interview don't. Well, I used to play the voice-host before the outro, I got a lot of shit for it. Now I do it after the outro and people are pissed at that. I don't know, what am I supposed to do voice-mails?

You can't please everyone. This is the equivalent to taking callers out of a radio show. It usually sucks, I get it. I know. We're trying to, other people participate in the show. This is what I say to everyone. Don't listen. Don't listen to it. You don't have to listen to it. Turn it off. Turn it off right now. Chad, what the fuck? Don't say that.

Why? That's the opposite of the messes I'm trying to get across to people. We want everyone to listen to until they're friends. Well, listen to it. Tell your friends if you like it. And if you don't, shut the fuck up and turn it off. So what? So, Andy was talking about Butthole Weeb last week. Uh-huh. Was it last week? I think so.

I don't remember. And he thought Butthole Weeb was Butthole Weeb? Oh, yes. So Butthole Weeb called him. Hey, my name is Butthole Weeb. Just calling in to let you know that I only eat the ass of the bread. And I'll pull back next week for the recurring guests to let you know that I prefer to throw a roll.

Which one will it be? So I love the Butthol Wheat happen to be listening and then also I wanted to participate in the show. And speaking of Butthol Wheat, he wanted to get in the show. And speaking of Butthole Weeb, he wanted to get any sort of shit. So he's got Boomer guy, he got some. He's also got Butthole Weeb against some. Hey Carl, this is a Butthole Weeb

calling in for the first time. Not extremely drunk, just kind of buzzing. What was the name that Allen guy you said that I might call him in reply to? That dude who sounds like a Canadian autistic Elmo that that motherfucker who says uh... butthole wheat would be more funnier than butthole wheat and that's not funny

um... first off he's not funny I can see why Boomer guy shit on this guy because he can go fuck himself and calm down you've made it I'm just gonna say weren't they feuding before? there would be no point in like what is a but hold we The gimmick is Talking about eating ass and watching anime so first off Why the fuck didn't he know the name of the but hold web and also why does he think but whole wheat would be fun here

I don't I don't understand what but we did Anyways, nobody should I'm gonna drink more that guy can can go fuck himself. If you never have him as a guest again I'd be sad because then I can't voice no one's showing. All right. I'm already sworn. See you guys. So I think the titties I think I'm just See you guys titties So Andy good news people why you are the show so they can call in and shit out to you. So you'll have future guest spots here on WATP. Here's another caller who thinks Andy should go fuck himself.

Hey Carl, I was just calling to tell Andy to go fuck himself. Thanks, bye. That's a perfect voicemail for those listening at home. Oh man. Who want to know how to voicemail for those listening at home. Oh man. Who want to know how to voicemail? Here's another guy who likes Steve Langford. Oh, this dude's fucking corny. Hey, great show, Carl.

And who gives a shit who gives a fuck? I should use that as my drop. You should. Going forward. Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? I don't care what people say. I think people on Reddit, in the internet, are just kind people that leave voice-mills that you don't know. They're usually really

nice guys. I see the sarcasm. This is somebody who actually likes Andy. Hey, Carl, listen to some of your old, it's me again, by the way. I was listening to some of your old episodes and how you're like intro song was the same as your outro and the same as your current outro. And I was like confused because I don't know if that's supposed to be a good song. Like I know that you put songs that you're fucking band plays on there. So I can't tell if that's supposed to be like a good one. Because the keyboard sounds like a fucking cheap ass since like i have a cheap ass piano that has a same fucking sound on that for that

and then originally the fucking guitar came and keep up with the fucking since it cuts out randomly like it's completely off but it could just be purposely shitty but i don't know that's the problem with what you do this ironic shit Anyways, also because listen to your older episode first I didn't like Andy cuz he sounded like fucking normal voice

He'll delivered Godpreed but uh now listen to him more like I think Andy's pretty fucking cool Yeah, anyways Fuck Hope you enjoy your night Thanks thanks guy wow Uh, fuck. Hope you enjoy your night. Thanks. Thanks, guy. Wow. Uh, that's the very first time someone has given Andy a positive review.

So I want to point that out. The guy goes, I want to see your other episodes. Andy's all right. I want to know what it is about Andy that rubs people the wrong way. I don't know. He's such a nice guy. I don't get it. I do want to point out he was calling out the music.

That's Pat T-Han playing those keyboard parts. Uh-huh. The people are saying socks. No, I know Pat. Yeah, you know Pat. And that music is, the I still have a theme song with lyrics. What we did is that we re-recorded it as an instrumental and we played on guitar and keyboards the vocal melody and it's not meant to be good or bad or anything. It's not meant for anything

and then I used it as our show music because Kevin and I recorded that together. Right. And we are the hosts of the show so I thought it would make sense. If I had my brothers, I would have recorded music specifically for WATP, which would sound exactly like that. So it's just happenstance that all came together. So it all makes sense. Yeah. I don't know why I'm explaining this. I know.

So did anyone care? I mean, I already know. So. Oh, okay. Uh, this is my buddy muse Called in he loves the podcast. He wants dick and kaya to say w-a-t-p when they caused what up Carl? It's your boy muse. Just one of the say love the cop the podcast man You know great job keep it up also

You're doing a great job. Keep it up. Also, two more boys, Dick and Tya. Please do the fucking intro. It's really not hard. You know, the W-A-T-P. You never fucking do it. And you two are my favorites. And every time you don't, I feel like you're shooting on me.

You're supposed to represent me in my like, Ugh, whatever, anyway. I love you. Uh, uh, I mean, you're gonna react like that. Beauty. Muse, I love you, buddy. Please continue to call into the show and send us emails. We love it. He called back at a whole lot of minute before you move on.

What you should do is clip his W-A-G-P. Yeah. And if you ever have Kaia or Jic on again, make him say it. I think the Kaia says it. I got to think to do it once. He didn't do it last time. I don't know that it's important. Yeah, but you should put him on it and make him do it. I'm sure. That's a good idea. Let me just do it. That's a good idea. Well, all right, Muse, tell you what, buddy, I apologize that we're playing your voice fail, fail, but we will use you doing WATP on a future intro. Yeah. He called back to the show because he felt bad about how he kind of dropped the ball of

that call. Hey, Carl, we should boy Muse again. That last voice mill was very shitty and I apologize for it. Well, I'm a very nervous boy. Anyway, I love you. He's a very nervous. I'm a very nervous boy. Yeah.

I needed love that. All right. This is a guy who talks about. Joe Mouth was the guy who recommended that we do Fangasm last week. Oh yeah. So Joe Mouth, some guy calls in to say that Joe Mouth loves Erotica.

Hey Kyle, I fucking, uh, Plow and Joe Mouth, you love Erotica. He probably told you that's it he's like a love that he reads it every day told us it's bullshit it's just a little bit of a problem you know the fact that you're right

so that's not yes yes you love the rata so arguing with somebody i think so two guy calls in and says that Joe Mouth loves Erotica. I got an email from Joe Mouth saying, I've been getting a ton of shit about my new fun love for Erotica podcast.

Aside from the Harry Potter show, I do not actively seek out and enjoy Erotica. I do have a passion for writing, which brings me to my next sentence. Erotica? And then he sent us fangs and fonts.com because I don't like Erotica. So I just love that, I don't know. Why would you argue whether or not you like Erotica? Who cares?

It's just funny to me that I get a voicemail and an email in the same week of people arguing with each other. I'm guessing it's the same people, I don't know. It's... I don't think I'd argue against that. Loving erotica. Yeah. Well, not loving it. This is a guy who couldn't figure out. I think sex. It's gross. You, you're bumping ugly's Why would you defend yourself against that? Well, well a fan fiction erotica is garbage Well, I've used garbage way too many times today. I'm gonna get shit for it

Drink Carlson garbage Carlson exactly right drink. Oh, I was gonna say that during the show too. Drake. Exactly. Exactly. Where's my t-shirt? This is exactly on the front of it. Yeah, I gotta get a new fucking t-shirt store now.

I'm working on it. Hey guy, where's his money? This is a person who couldn't figure out how to use iTunes. So it gave us a review on our voicemail instead. I'm calling in to leave my five store review where I shit on your podcast They titled the review is oh god, there's shit everywhere and the review is Hey Carl, I hope you have a well-paid house cleaner because all you do is shit on everything and shit just

everywhere. That's the end? Yeah. And shit just everywhere. The description of the show. Carl at a rotating list of gussos, shit on everyone and just shit on everywhere. Oh man, oh my god. I'm losing my mind.

I am too. Just taking too long. I just have one more to play. This is Butthole Weeb's nemesis coming back into the show. They're keeping this feud alive. Listen Chris or Ryan, I think it's Chris right? It's Carl. Oh, it's Carl. Fucker. Butthole Weeb is full of absolute shit.

Why do you guys even play as... Jesus Christ. The guy doesn't even eat bottles. He's going back bottle-leaves. What a fucking reed card. You should call him something more appropriate like foot fetish weed. That's the new thing. You'll foot fetish weed. He's the new thing. You'll put baddest weed. You've got to fit. Oh you fucking fucking scat loving put baddest bitch. Alright, I have a good show right? I love your show.

It's a good show. Right. I can, I could do a let's go, T. But it's a good show. This guy says I have a go T and my name is Chris Orion. And you could do a let's go T. Yeah, I know. It's caro. I'm loving this rivalry between butthole weave. And whoever this guy is who thinks butthole weave has a foot fetish.

I don't know. Gosh. I'm just a spectator in this. I'm just enjoying it. You know. I'm not know. Gosh. I'm just a spectator of this. I'm just enjoying it. You know what? I'm not enjoying it. I'm not farting at it. It's not my thing.

Well, I know. I'm just sitting back and watching. This is the gift that keeps on giving. Oh my god, Jim. What else are we talking about here? Do you want to talk about the Michael Jackson documentary? No. All right, kisses.

You've sagged. Kill yourself. That's one of my favorites. documentary no all right kisses you sag it kill yourself that's one of my favorites