Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep146 - Talking Simpsons

Episode Date: March 17, 2019

This week we talk about people who are talking about the Simpsons. Well, they talk mostly about themselves, but they disguise it as a show about the Simpsons. Doug and Cros politely pretend to be interested in this week's podcast and then the real fun begins. We discuss the stand up set that was performed by Sheamus McKillian, the host of Chewed Gum. Doing stand up comedy for the first time is hard, but Sheamus (Todd) makes it seem impossible. We also play a clip from the roast battle that was plugged on last week's show. Oh, and I think we have new voicemails.  Buy cool stuff: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, you know a part of it is part of the draw is just that he thinks so little of himself You know, I just want to be there for him. I wish you would just about that self-esteem problem Cheer up Charlie All right, let's get this thing started Carl has One of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called run by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts?

And it's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Cause, cause a rule, cause a rule.

Slapperoonie. A drinky poof. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about show. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to especially when they go after someone I thought he's gonna break down what it's all about for to turn new people on to No podcasts is it yeah, I just mercilessly rip son people some of this quite hilarious. It's hilarious the shows hilarious It's hilarious, the show is hilarious. It's show time. H-E-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, back slavers and cousin ruse

and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that was able to convince you to listen to Alex Jones. I'm your host, Carl. Back with me this week is Croge. Hello, hello. And also, Doug from the Who's Right Podcasts. Hey, Doug.

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on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Talking Simpsons. This was a suggestion from Leftover 3 on our sub. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Bob Mackie and Henry Gilbert. We listened to an episode where they talk about the episode of The Simpsons, the features Pucci the Dog, and the guests on this episode were Rebecca Sugar, Ian Jones Quarty, and Toby Jones. And those guests are responsible for cartoons, Steven Universe, and okay, K.O. have I set this up enough guys?

Hey now. Holy shit. Yeah, are we done with it now? Information overload. It's everyone on the same page. Do you need me to go back to anything and repeat it? Yeah, it was on the last slide The last slide was the chart where I showed my ratings going way down There's a word people drop off of listening to our show and I explained every fucking guest who's out of fucking podcasts I was even heard before yeah, crotch. I'm gonna start things off for us today. Please do I mean I want to go to Doug with his four clips, but I figured we could save those for a minute. We'll table those for a second.

And I want to just, I want to clear the air first. The four clips that I sent over. Yes. And absolutely nothing to do with this podcast. Perfect. As a guy who's come on the show, at least a half dozen times, you're finally getting it. You're finally understanding what we do here.

Holy shit. All right, this first clip, I found this to be hilarious. They're talking about the Simpsons episode with itchy and scratchy where they bring on Pucci to save the show. And they criticize it for not being realistic. Also, yeah, any television clown, they would be playing like pre-1948 public domain cartoons. Like there's no way like a television clown would be playing, especially made cartoons.

First round cartoon. He has like curative control over what is in the cartoon. Yeah. All right, so they're already pointed out. That doesn't make sense. They're a cartoon, or I All right, so they're already pointing out that it doesn't make sense that a cartoon, or I'm sorry, a cloud on local TV would have a first run cartoon show. Wow.

Featured within his show. That's some hard-hitting commentary right there. And then later out of the show, they play a clip from the simpsons, making fun of people who point things like that out. Hi, question from Ms. Bellamy. In episode two of phone nine, when each of you play scratchy skeleton like a out. Hi, question from Ms. Bellamy. In episode two of phone nine, when he'd play scratchy skeleton like a xylophone,

he strikes the same rib twice in succession. Yeah, he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe at this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that, Blonder. So I found this to be entertaining because you have these people who are being made fun of on The Simpsons. And then they're the ones reviewing this episode of The Simpsons.

And the one guy even has regrets about questions that he's asked people at Comic-Con in the past. This makes me kind of break out of this way hearing this question from Doug too, because I don't. I have asked these questions at Comic Con's and of course my team. So I was the, I don't think it was to mean about her, saying somebody she had fired. But I was like, hey, why did Vertigo cancel this book?

Like I would ask that kind of question. Right. And now I see like, why, I could have been a little nicer to those people. I feel bad about that now. That's Henry Gilbert. And he feels bad about being such a nerd. Not so bad that he didn't quit his job to just do podcasts about cartoons full-time,

because him and Bob Mackie quit their jobs a couple years ago, and now only do this. Yes. Doug, did you happen to listen to Talking Simmsons as was the homework assignment? I misunderstood the homework assignment going into class. Okay. I mean I sent your mom an email too. It should have been clear. His dog ate his clips. It was it was also on our intranet. Anyway, so yeah, I did a little bit of prep for the show. I do know that they are together making a cool $11,000 a month doing this fucking piece of shit.

From an amazing amount. From 2046 patrons on Patreon. I hate America. This... I'm not... Capitalism doesn't work it turns out. Yeah. I have to tell you guys, I'm gonna throw this out here

early and then we'll not speak a bit again Yeah, I enjoyed listening to this podcast. Oh God. I was actually enjoying it I know and I feel weird saying that I think it's because I like the episode of the Sims and so much with Poochy And they're playing somebody clips from it. Yeah, I was kind of an idiot. I'm like, oh, yeah It is a funny scene. You're right. That is good. I did like when they played things that weren't part of their own show. Yes. Those are the best parts. Ha ha ha.

See, what was it? It was three hours long, right? Yes. It was on a 20 minute episode. Yeah. Well, could you like that? There's nothing that you can review that's 20 minutes long and take three hours doing it.

Well, I was fully prepared to do a two hour episode today on Todd's seven minute stand of comedy. We might actually do that. Yeah. I managed to go and grab my charger at some point. The one of the reasons why it takes them so long to get through this episode is because they had to talk about themselves a lot. Yeah. That was the first thing I was going to point out.

Okay. Why don't we go to you then, Crush? What do you got? Well, my summary is my number one. Okay. I moved during school years one time, like in fourth grade. And I had kind of BART's situation of discovering like this school teaches things different than my school and I'm kind of lost for a couple months here. So anyway, it turns out that every episode of the Simpsons coincidentally is about these two hosts and they're sad empty lonely childhoods.

Yeah, I believe that. Yeah, I mean Carl, I'd like to pay you a compliment if I could. Yeah, please. When you do a podcast about a topic, your show isn't about your sad childhood, or your terrible taste in music, or your retarded political views,

it's about the show that you're reviewing. Like you, you can focus. I see best stuff for band practice. Exactly. Ha, ha, ha. But wait, wait, wait. As the little bits and pieces of this podcast that I listened to, it did make me think

about my dad who loved Donuts and drank all the time. Which is a winning combination. And they even, it's really, really forced. My number four, it's a little on, but it's a compilation of all these like discussion topics that come from various Simpson's cues. Did your guys at school have websites? Was cursive, did you have to learn cursive in grade school? What was your first album you bought?

I really want to know this. So being embarrassed by parents in front of school chums, they didn't anybody else suffer through that in the childhood? Yeah, I didn't even ask like how much of a bond fan are people in this. I've watched a few, I'm not a mega fan of James Bond. Oh, fucking cares! Thank you, thank you so much, buddy! I'm not a mega fan of James Bond. Who? Fucking cares! Thank you, Carl.

Thank you so much, buddy. That's all I can think of was her voice in my head listening to these questions, like, who gives a fuck? And if you heard one of them, he couldn't even get out. He was like, does anyone like James Bond? I don't really like James Bond that much. It's like, don't come on, you fucking asshole. He doesn't want to ask a question.

He just wants to be talking. Okay, no, I want to ask you again, Carl. Yeah. Do you stand by what you said that you enjoyed this? I did and I felt weird about it I told my wife I said I don't know what I'm gonna do this weekend. I enjoyed listening to this fucking podcast It's bizarre. So can we talk about what these guys do for a living? Um, so the I think we already did. The Patreon benefits. So if you donate... Yes. My number two and three are the, what you get from Patreon.

Cool. And along with 13 episodes of Talking Futurama, you'll get all 23 episodes of Talking Critic. The entire first season of Talking Simpsons, monthly community podcasts, interviews with Simpsons writers, and so much more! Okay, so that was the first promo break in one of the episodes, and then here's the next promo break. I'm sorry to fuck up your flow. Yeah, but talking critic? No one even wants to watch the TV show the critic, but it looks like a podcast about it. All 26 episodes, Carl!

That's where we go through a different cartoon each week, in the same talking Simpson style. You could hear us talk about Steven Universe, King of the Hill, Batman, the animated series, and so much more. I mean, are they missing anything besides like Flintstones? Yeah. That's one thing that you're not talking about at all. Yeah. Oh, man. Did you see their $50 tier that if you do it and you, I think you have to do it for four months in a row and once you do that, you can give them a cartoon and they'll record a podcast based on your recommendation. Oh, is that what that is? It said it was sold out.

I saw the $50 and the $100 tier were both sold out. What? Oh, and I did the math on their patrons and the amount of money they're making. So they have $50 tiers, $100 tiers, they're averaging five bucks per patron. So the math doesn't check out here, out of the how these things are sold out. Nobody's spending more than five bucks out of this. It works out, you could only have one $10 or $150 tier, $1 100 tier. You think that was the selling outplay?

If one person doesn't have $50 bucks, we're good. Yeah, I mean, you don't want to commit to having to do this ever again. You know, also if you have a big rush of five people or 20 people that want you to do, I don't fucking know. Doug is seeing dollar signs right now. He's texting Anthony as we speak. I got an idea for a show. We will complain about anything you want us to complain about for just $2,000.

You just let us know. Well, actually, I'm going to throw that out there. You want us to review a podcast real bad? Are we being gnawing you? 2,000 bucks gets me talking. I wanted to ask you, I hate to stop the Simpsons talk, but... You're taking donations now. Yeah.

Don't you feel like a whore? Well, I want to ask you something because you're the ones who's buddies with my merch guy or my ex-emerge guy, Shiloh. What the fuck have with that guy? He got all fucking shitty with us, and Anthony said he was gonna open up his own merch store and all of a sudden started seeing tweets.

And he's like, well, fucking, go see Anthony for merchandise if you wanted them done. All right. So have you talked to him? Do you have like a phone number? He owes me a bunch of money. He's not getting back to me. I like that you think that's funny. Yeah, that's fucking great.

You're fucking asshole. He'll take care of you. Okay. All right. Well, now I feel better. There was something in the episode that I had to do is I like crores all over the map. Yeah, what's up? I got your cut actually and I I was the $50 patron for this Simpson thing You spent my t-shirt money on the fucking talking Simpson

That's the worst thing I've ever heard all I'm trying to do is sell shitty t-shirts to people who enjoy my show, and you're fucking doing that. There was one thing on this podcast that I was very surprised to hear. When I was unemployed in New York. Wait, watch! This guy unemployed? That's impossible. Kroes, what else you got, buddy?

I listen to a show where they had a very special guest. All right, this was number five. My name is Lexi, and I'm at a new show where they had a very special guest. All right. This was number five. Oh, my name is Lexi, and I'm in a band in San Francisco called The Why Axies. I'm a singer in that band. No, look, I know not every podcast can have the rhythm, guitarist from the isotopes as a thaw. But, you know, The Why Axies,

that sounds like a really fun band. But number six was her very unique contribution to the show she was on. In both those cases, story is second to guest stars. Daryl. Daryl. Daryl.

This episode is nothing as good as Daryl. I will say it is true. Very true. Yeah, it's just like people shouting Simpson's references over each other. So they're not realizing that they're guilty of all the same things they can play about. This is a second example of that that we've played out here. That's impressive. Oh, all that

and that's... It's impressive to be that unaware of what you're actually doing. And then a lot of just like second-gassing stuff. My number eight maybe is a good one. Yeah, I got some of these examples too. I assume that they were tempted to stick Trayma Clure into this video, but they're like, no, it's it wouldn't fit But it's like I feel like he's missing in some way So I think they were gonna do it this way, but then I think they decided well, that's probably not the way to do it So we'll go this up What the fuck are we talking about dude?

Making up more shit than This bracelet this bracelet. Oh, yeah, he's right in the rooms rooms he's he's right in the writer's room in these guys minds uh yeah let's let's talk about that were they tend to overanalyze shit they're talking about it's three hours long yes yes this is true they talk about how they're doing a focus group and the the kids have to pull a knob either positive or negative as they watch itchi and scratchy And there's just this quick throwaway line because rulf's an idiot and he's chewing on the knob Now you can tell a knob in front of you when you like what you see turn the knob to the right when you don't like what you see Turn it left

Please refrain from tasting the knob All right, so Ralph says my naffy's funny because Dennis mouth and he says please refrain from tasting the knob Seems pretty innocuous, right? There you go. Listen to the analysis of this I think this goes like the same way that you were just talking about I really appreciate the use of taste Tasting instead of bite of bite or eat. It's so much funnier. It implies a knowledge of why it was bitten in the twice. It's like a specific complaint towards Ralph.

You're not taste funny because you're not supposed to taste it. I feel like he's in a mode, this like sales mode where it's like, okay, I thought about this maybe a little too much. You know, there are everyone's feeling out their opinions on things. I feel like to taste the knob is to like appreciate the knob. No, you're right. It's like he's not there to evaluate the taste of the knob. He's there to evaluate the things he's watching.

Right, right, right. You're tasting the cartoon. What the hell are you talking about? 11,000 dollars a fucking month The reason why the joke was don't taste the nose cuz it says it tastes funny. Yeah, that was why he said it don't taste it Yeah, I'm giving you used to were tastes instead of bite like that was really brilliant It was it and I like the substance it wasn't that impressive of the line It didn't need a minute and a half long of analysis on it. Oh, and it just goes and goes. My number 10 is they've got this thing

happens. And was it an Albert books improvise the thing or did the writers write the thing? It got to think that was 100% Brooks. I don't want to take credit away from the writers if they were. But it just feels so stand up. Yeah. And of course with his established history of being an ad liver. And notice, no one knows what the fuck they're talking about. There is no answer to this question. Yeah. But let's just fucking pontificate. They said this one sentence.

Let's talk about it for fucking 10 minutes. And there's not even a resolution. There's no way to even know or care. Yeah, there's a, they listen to, so they watch the DVDs that have the producer commentary on it. Yes. And that's how they get a lot of this information that they talk about and try to sound smart.

This is an example of that. The guy tries to pretend he can figure out who a voice actor is based on a sneeze here. I'll be hearing it isolated in audio, do I? I really can tell that is aliteriraco sneezing as in this scene. Wow, yeah. Really sounds like it. I mean, it's obviously Alex Rocco who sneezing in that scene.

Is it? Okay. That was comic book guy himself. That one came to life. Holy shit. And they also go deep with every fucking cartoon because again, I found a Tom and Jerry tangent. I think it's in scratch. He because again I found a time and Jerry tangent I think it's you scratchy cartoons are more distinct than Tom and Jerry cartoons

And I love the pre chuck Jones time and Jerry's and the pre like filmation and everything that followed that but it's like I take it back dog. I don't know why I enjoyed this show the pre-filmation time and Jerry's really talking about You can't take it back. And it completely blows my mind that those words came out of your mouth. Dude, you can say that. You can say I can't take it back, but I can take it out and post. I have final say on this. I don't give a fuck. I heard it.

I don't care if anybody else knows. No one's gonna believe you. No one's gonna believe you. Tweet all you want, Doug. No one can hear you. No one can hear you. They do get off on some ridiculous bullshit. Yeah. As they're talking about this Comic Con thing,

and they're relating to themselves being a Comic Con's because this woman, Rebecca Sugar, now is one of these people who created the cartoon and she's answering questions to fans. She comes up with this theory about understanding how cartoons are made that is terrible. It makes zero sense.

When you let people know a lot about the process of how something is made, the magic disappears for them. I have a theory about that. They kind of have to give them both. Should I say my donut theory? Oh, yeah, yeah, the donut hole. Is this boring? I mean, it might... I think it theory about it. You kind of have to give them both. Should I say my donut theory? Oh yeah, yeah, the donut hole. Is this boring?

I mean, it might, I think it's really interesting. I think it's really interesting. OK, I have a theory. It's that it's like a donut, where if you're on the outside of the donut, and you don't know anything about animation, you can experience it fully. It'll wash over you, and you'll enjoy it. Once you start to learn a little more,

you're inside of the donut, where all of the sudden, you appreciate it less, because you know a little of how it's made But you don't know so much about it. Well, once you get all the way into the donut hole You know so much about animation that all the sudden all the limitations all the little issues that are being worked around like you can see All the problem solving and suddenly it's magic again What the fuck is she talking about? I guess follow that? I get what she's trying to say,

but it's a retarded point. It's a retarded point. Couldn't you not say donut and in her analogy, to say anything in its place like Popcan or Pizza or Car? Everything, what's a donut have to do with it? Everything would have made more sense than donut. When you're outside of the donut, and then you go through the donut,

and then you're in the middle of the donut, what are we talking about here? How does that, I know, Sigmund Freud used to bring up donuts a lot during his discussions of psychoanalysis. Thank God there was at least this drop in there. Is this boring? That's, it's a wildly boring.

If you have to second guess what you're about to say is boring or not? Chances are it's boring. Yeah. Yeah. She should have used female anatomy for her analogy. You know, like once you press through the vulva and you're fully I think Bob Mackie and Henry Gilbert would have been very confused if that was the analogy. Yeah. They understood donuts. I don't drive a ball ball. I have a pre-it. Let's talk about Rebecca Sugar real quick. I got a lot of notes from people who really dislike this woman. She created this show called Steven Universe.

Somebody sent me videos of people just ragging on Steven Universe for being the worst cartoon ever. I don't know. I never even know this. I don't give a shit. It's Universe for being the worst cartoon ever. I don't know. I've never seen it. I don't give a shit. It's a kids cartoon on the cartoon network. It's not for me, whatever.

But she does say something very, very retarded at the beginning of the episode. I don't know. I think about Springfield a lot. I've thought about it more since moving to LA. It never occurred to me that the Springfield sign was like the Hollywood sign. I just took it on complete face value. Like there'sfield sign was like the Hollywood sign. I just took it

on complete face value. Like there's a sign. Oh, Ray Tart Alert. Ray Tart Alert Class. Because there's so many other famous cities that have a white letter sign on a hill with the letter Stagg. What the fuck? Something you probably don't want to admit on a podcast. It was not a complicated thing that they pulled off there. The other thing about Rebecca, at the very end, they're talking about Steven Universe over and over and over again.

She gets way into making the cartoon and what they're doing. And then at the end, she pips it, they give her a chance to promote it, which you know, you do when you have guests on your show. But I just found this to be fascinating because we've been talking about Steven Universe for two hours and 43 minutes. And she has to explain that she's the creator of this show, we know. And then listen to how desperate she is. I'm Rebecca Sugar. You can find me. I'm Rebecca Sugar on Instagram.

I do a show called Steven Universe. Its past seasons are on Hulu. And you can find it when it's on on Cartoon Network. Please don't miss the next bunch of episodes. Please, we worked really hard on that. Wow. He he. I hope you guys enjoy this next episode of W-A-T-P-I. Worked really hard at it.

Please guys subscribe, please, please click that button and ring that bell. Guys, also if you could buy my shirts and just wear them to my comedy. Oh, fuck. I mean, I worked really hard on getting those shirts that I didn't make any money off of. So, I find those shirts. Jesus Christ. This is Rebecca making it about her, which she does quite a bit. I worry sometimes that I start, if I start to write about, as someone who's been working

on the show for seven years, I see myself starting to write about being tired, like deeply tired, and trying to continue to do this job. And because that's the fight that I know that's my daily life, and it has been for so long that I'm starting to make stories about it. And then I worry, I'm just like, is this to inside? She got brought on to this show to talk about an episode of The Simpsons that everybody knows.

Hey, you make cartoons come on this show, and then she's doing a deep dive into how she writes her show and what she's going through with her trauma internally. She's this fucking, yes, whatever, who cares? Save that for your fucking podcast, or else Steven Universe. How was't doing show with the Simpsons In a fucking factory in 16 hour days you'll be your cheat and wife and your fucking trailer try being a hard fucking life Try being a rougher in July you fucking idiot

It's so terrible. I have to write this cartoon that I came up with. That's my full-time job It's so terrible, I have to write this cartoon that I came up with. That's my full-time job. Waaah! Ha ha ha ha! Please, just watch it. Please. Uh, this is, once again, her talking about her show. And as soon as these guys start talking about OKKO and, and CB Universe, they can't

fucking stop themselves. Yeah, and OKKO, like, usually we've got several people there. Yeah, for us, usually, you know, we try to get the core main characters together. So, you know, we've got Courtney Taylor, his KO, and then Ashley Birch, who's in it, and then me as Rad, we try to get them all together, but, you know, it's tough sometimes, people have different schedules.

Ashley, you know, and me as a Rad, who are like talking about? You know, you need to kind of patch people, and you guys are pretty good with getting some of like the core characters. Yeah, I really like to have people be together. Yeah. Especially, I mean, if it's narratively important. One of my favorite times recording was

people were getting Charlie and Erica who were Ruby and Sapphire respectively. And Charlie was sort of having a tricky time like laughing on cue. And Erica was like, oh, just let all the air out of your lungs and it becomes easy. It's like, then laugh on cue and then she tried it and she didn't. And she's like, oh, just let all the air out of your lungs and it becomes easy. It's like, then laugh on cue and then she tried it and she did it and she's like, oh, it worked.

And I'm like, oh my god, I think Safar just taught Ruby how to laugh. It's boring. You're boring, everybody. Quaid boring, everyone. Thank you, Homer. What the fuck is she talking about? No one knows who's on the show.

From you doing a retrospective episode about how funny you were in a certain episode and what you chose to grab for you chose to that you chose. I remember going into the show that I was a little bit concerned about Kevin's preparation. So I grabbed more clips than usual. I should do a commentary track. Listen to how fucking I got to just go on and we're back a little bit longer. Listen how fucking proud she is of herself. Like, it would be so exciting if they would make something, because usually, especially, I think with Stephen fans, what we want, even though it's very sensitive when it comes close,

I think, like, I would like to, I would just, when I started the show, I really wanted to make people want to draw, and I think there's a lot of stories that haven't been told. And when people are like, this isn't quite me, this is almost me, but you didn't get it right. I'm like, oh my gosh, I really wanna know you. I really wanna meet you. I wanna see your thing. I think I'd really love it.

All right, so I don't... That's a great drop right there. Yeah. I wanna see your thing. I think I really love it. That was the only thing that my ears perked up when I did that. I don't know, I miss that. So I can't see your thing. I think I really love it So I can't relate to this I don't create a cartoon But I do have a podcast in a band and if somebody comes up to me and says I love your podcast or I love your band They say I have a podcast or I have a band. I don't give a fuck

Stop talking right that I don't care if you like I do great let's add the conversation Unless you want to talk more about what I do. Oh, you have a band, oh yeah, needs. What kind of music is it? Because of shit. What if they, what if their answer is we do shitty instrumentals to video game music? All right, then I'm listening.

And now I'm listening. These guys are so impressed with themselves. They want to be in the industry so bad. They think they're part of the thing. They're talking about this voice actor June Faray who passed away recently. She used to do Rocky and Bowling. Oh, yeah, yeah, and This is their this is the something they had to drop in there as talk while they were talking about her We've been lucky enough to be in the same room as her. A couple different times. Yeah, of course you have, you go to fucking Comic-Con!

You have no day job! Really, you're in the same room as a person who does cartoons? No shit! It's not impressive! It's not an impressive feat. All right, I've taken over. What do you got, Kroge? What do you got, Dog?

Any comments on the commentary? I've gotta ask you again. You've done nothing but last half hour about bitch about this podcast. You started by saying you liked it. I want to know you stand. Did you subscribe? No, no, I didn't subscribe to it. But it was weird because I listened to these podcasts and it's not a fun thing.

I have to force myself to do it. I'd rather be listening to other shows I enjoy. And this one, I was commuting to work and listening to do it rather be listening to other shows I enjoy and this one I was commuting to work and listening to the show my other side isn't that bad. I was feeling weird about it Why am I enjoying this so much? But over the course of three hours there's a lot of fucking bullshit Oh my god, yeah So what's the positive takeaway? Let's let's revamp WATP. Okay's the positive takeaway from this podcast from you?

I liked that they did a great job of going through the episode. I've heard these other shows at Good Times Great movies as a good example where they want to explain every scene to you. These guys actually play the clips from the show and they do so in a way that they play enough of it that everyone's on the same page. Okay, this is what happened in that scene. They kinda dissected a little bit,

they go through it. There's some decent analysis. A lot of it's bullshit, like Croge was pointing out. But some of it's decent, they've listened to the commentary and whatever behind the scenes, DVDs and shit. So they kinda know some stuff.

So that part I was enjoying, but these guests that they had on this episode were unlistenable. They were so proud of themselves. They do avoid that pitfall of other shows where it's like, and then Homer walked in the room, and then Homer said this, and then Mark looked at them, and then Mark said, where they're just watching like, it's like the reading that's scripted here. Most podcasts do that. They just read a wiki page or read their notes from watching a movie

or a TV show. So I mean, hey, is that the worst podcast ever heard of my life? But at this point, it'd be pretty fucking hard to do the worst podcast. I've ever heard of my life. Crush, what do you got, buddy? I had two other contenders for summary of the show. Number nine is just, I love it. We've watched them deleted scenes and I think like, would this be my favorite thing if it was that instead of this other scene And I know that's total fucking nonsense. That's nonsense But it definitely sums up the show like well we watch these other things and maybe that was my favorite thing But if this was in the show that would have been my other favorite thing

Which it doesn't make any sense, but they would spend like that's a 10 minute discussion for these guys I would call that neither here nor there. There you go. Thank you. I would describe that. All right. And my number 13 is this was right at the beginning of one of the episodes I listened to. I mean that Romeo plus Juliet was the cool. I think I'm only 14, I can't have these. So just as a trivia question here, what does the soundtrack to the 90s film Romeo and Juliet have to do with The Simpsons? Nothing. It was released the same week as a Simpsons episode

If you could even hear they're playing like the intro music to the show They're still on their way into the show. We're gonna talk about the Simpson episode But first let's talk about this fucking movie from 25 years ago But not really we'll talk about me as a teenager. They never saw because he's afraid of sex He's 14 years old. He's like, I don't get the storyline. These two what I have sacks, that's bullshit. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's weird.

My number 11 is them sacking the flow of the episode. I was sad we didn't get more sign gags like in Summer of Four Foot Two. There was only, the spend zone is the only sign that we see in that little downtown area. That might be the nerdy shit, Everly. Well, they put in this one joke, but I wish they would have had more jokes

of this flavor, not in this scene when we were driving down the street. That reminds me of something that happened here because remember, these guys are so inside, they know everything about cartoons. Yeah. This person is really excited about the sound design in this one scene.

The sound design of them running upstairs is one of my favorite things, especially the way that the door slams are lined up perfectly, so they're three in a row. There's no way they could have each gotten there at once, but you need to hear three door slams, and there they are, just one after another. He's really excited because

Homer and the kids run up stairs and they all slam their doors. Yeah. And you hear one, two, three doors slam? That's the only way you could do that. There's no other way to do that. And he's like, that was really impressive. You hear all three doors slam. There's three different benders.

What did you want it to do? Oh my God. In your research, did you figure out what these guys, what jobs they quit to do this? Yes, I did. They were in video games in Silicon Valley. And I don't know what they did, but they talked to this guy that I'm going to get into. Yeah, I can tell you they were programmers. Yeah, they don't need to learn the code. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to talk about Shivim, who

is a guest on one of the latest episodes that is talking about an op-hoo episode that they find to be problematic. Oh no. So I don't know if you wanna get into that now or if Kroes you wanna blow through with some of more of these, how many episodes did you listen to?

I listened to the Homer Pooh's one because it had a bunch of bands as guest stars. I remember that. So there would be some good music talk. And then I listened to you only move twice, which is maybe my all time favorite Simpson's episode. And for that one, they had, they were in another studio and they were with these two other hosts that host their own Simpson's podcast.

Yeah, okay. Wow. Cross over episode. And these two suck as well, but they, because there was four of them, they just kinda kept it moving, so it wasn't as bad as it was. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you say, Kroge, you liked this too?

It wasn't as bad an episode as when it's just them with some other miscellaneous person, like some musician they drank. Doug, did you hear that? It's not only Kroge enjoyed this episode. Oh, I loved it, to pieces. I appreciate you having me come on here,roge enjoyed this episode. I loved it. To pieces. I... I... But I appreciate you having me come on here, but I think this is probably my last time.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Alright, for those of you paying attention at home, Doug is here because we're gonna be talking about Todd stand up in a little bit. So, we're just trying to kill some time before we get to the real meat of this episode. Yes. Oh. Our buddy Todd. Oh, Phil or no killer. Yes, I do have a couple clips I'd love to throw out. Yeah, please if there's one thing I love on podcasts It's people talking music and if there's another thing I love on podcasts

It's people talking shit about bands of carland joys. Okay, so here's my number 14 So it's mashing pumpkins. I was a big smashing pumpkins fan at this time. I don't know about you guys I can still go back to this album, but the lyrics are embarrassing. Oh very much. Guess what guys? God is empty just like me. I'm in love with my own sadness. Yep. Now normally I would not endorse singing on a podcast unless you're making fun of Billy Cork and then I'm okay with that too. My number 15 just it sent shivers up and down my spine. I got one too. Yes, please.

I saw smashing pumpkins at the bridge school benefit a few years ago. Oh man, I've been to that before. Yeah, and I have to tell you I was hugely, hugely disappointed. Mm-hmm. Played mostly new stuff. Oh.

And brought out Josh Groban. Poo. Now, that sounds terrible. I don't believe there is a hell, but if there was an eternal damnation, it would be Billy Corgan and Josh Groban duetting until the end of time. I mean that has to be the worst thing that's ever happened. Not even old sogs or covers. Blue sh**.

Okay, new staging pumpkins, yeah. I have to disagree with you. Play my number one. Oh, okay, here we go. This is what would be worse than that in hell. Oh my god, what is this? This is shame. I thought so nice. Oh no! Oh No, he's putting his own spit on this tune All right, I gotta pause this so I gotta pause this what what the fuck is going on?

Did you tap into his karaoke app or what happened here? What happened here? Oh? No, let's just continue Yeah, what happened here? Oh, well done. No, let's just continue talking about the symptoms. This is better. Yes, King! Ah, that's a teaser for later out of the show, I guess. Yes.

Speaking of off-key singing, here's my last clip on Talking Sympsons. Here's my number 16. Did it was Kiss Me Son of God? I destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left and even looked me in the eye. Now I laugh and make a fortune off the same ones that I tortured and the world says, kiss me son of God. What's the name of the song though?

Yeah, sorry. Shut up! Why are you singing? Well because they're nerds. Oh God. That's what nerds do. They don't know any better. I guess not.

Yeah. Thank you. By the way, if you're going to talk about Billy Corgan, you have to talk about Billy Corgan. They don't know any better. I guess not. Yeah. Thank you. By the way, if you're gonna talk about Billy Corgan, you have to talk about the fact that he's seen shape shifters. Billy Corgan has seen shape shifters in real life. He told Howard's turn this. That's the one that I want to hear about now. I don't want to hear about Cherubrock. I don't want to hear about how he wrote today. I just want to hear about these fucking sheep chifters. Where were they? Who was it like an onopot? Like, what are we talking about?

Were they related to the clockwork at Alves? We need answers. We need answers here. I want Alex Jones with any Bravo and Billy Cork and getting to the bottom of the shit. I would pay. I would, I would pay Trionne up for that. I gotta say.

I love the fact that these dummies are so into the Simpsons that they're wondering what cartoon characters are thinking while they're taking a certain action. So do you guys think when they're giving him the slow clap, that they all know they're gonna just change the line later or do they think they mean it at one point and then they change their mind? So I think this is that Bob Mackie guy

who I'm told does not take kindly to criticism so Bob you're awesome. I love your show. He's explaining. He's explaining that after Homer does his whole big speech to try to say poochie, everyone who's working the cartoon, gives him a big standing ovation. Oh, that was great. And he's like, but what was their motivation? Because what were they really thinking? And their hands, nothing. It's a made up fucking cartoon!

Where you tricked? Where you tricked into thinking this was a reality show? I'm telling you. I don't know if you ever watched some of the Vannier Cuenant was on. I was actually a big fan of that show. But you go back and watch some of the old interviews and shit and it's very reminiscent

of this exact same thing. When you have a character, somebody that plays a character, talking about a scene that they did, and what they think that their character was thinking when they thought that this action was happening to them. Yeah. You know what he was thinking? You said what you said because somebody told you to say it, you fuck. You know what I was thinking?

I was thinking, what's my next line? That's what I was thinking. Because I see only thing they're thinking about. Yeah. When do I say my next line? And what is it? I've got six hookers in a trailer. I'm waiting to get the scene over with.

That's what I was thinking. Yes. All right, there is an episode I listen to that is called, I'm going to fuck this up, and I'm going to try it. The name of the sentence episode is, the two Nihosma Pima Patelons. There you go. Not even close.

Well, it's an odd one. Anyway, this is the episode where a poo has his arranged marriage. Oh! So these guys now a poo is a very controversial character. Yeah, it's 2019 or 18 or whatever year. This was controversial. So they have this guy, Shivam, who is... Well, I'll just go ahead and let him set this up.

So Shivam is back. He is our, I think I'll call him our cultural correspondent for some topics. All right, so Shivam's on the show because he's their cultural correspondent. They want to make sure they treat this correct. Do they have an Indian guy on to talk about the Indian character? Oh, it gets worse. He's not just an Indian guy on to talk about the Indian character. Oh, it gets worse. He's not just an Indian guy. Well, I mean, on the weekend, I'm a Hindu priest,

and I do Hindu religious ceremonies and rituals and cultural things, and I have done something like, let's just say 100-something Indian weddings in the past five or six years. Oh, no, that's a tokenism. A puget's married with a Hindu ceremonial Indian cultural whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. So this guy's on the show because they need to be fact checking this.

I want a lot of fact checking in this episode. Oh, there's fact checking. There will be facts that have been checked. You're going to fact check the silly sitcom cartoon show. I have to tell you that our policy here at WOTP is that we know fact check it. God damn right. Fucking fact checking.

This is the comedy cartoon. Their job is not to document the exact cultural rituals within India or Hinduism. Yeah, that's like when Sam Kennis used to say, I sincerely apologize because when I was going to medical school to learn how to write jokes, we didn't cover that. Ha ha ha.

All right, this is a great word that they use. They decide that the Simpsons is challenged. But no, so I was fond of it, and I'm still fond of it. It's good. It's just challenged and, you know, it's a product of its time, but... He's still thinkin' this is good, but it's challenged. It's problematic.

Yeah, well, I mean, in serens, the fact that Aapoo was clearly the hardest working character on the show, I mean, that was what a terrible, terrible stereotype. And the, remember when he introduced Lisa to vegetarianism, that was fucking awful. I can't believe they put this bullshit out in the air. Well, in this episode, they have this bachelor auction. Where all of the white guys in Springfield are undatable,

and Appu is the one guy that every chick wants to fuck. What a terrible terrible stereotype. What are they trying to say there? Fucking terrible look. So Shilam is upset because the symptoms are mangling his culture. On the weekends, like I said, I'm a Hindu priest, and that gives me a little bit of insight into watching the producers mangled my culture over and over again. Oh, fucking cares! Why is it important that an American comedy cartoon TV show

get the Indian culture exactly correct. Yeah. The fuck is this guy talking about? Uh, and what does that even mean? So if I'm watching a show and there's a white guy on there, and I don't feel like it was portrayed, you know, I'm a white guy and I don't do that, so they fucked up my culture.

You don't count. Yep. You don't count, Doug. You know the rules of this game. Ha ha ha. I wasn't gonna, I was pretending like I didn't know the rules. Here's a, these guys are all social justice warriors, which you'll see evident on these next couple clips that I have here. This episode is a difficult time, isn't it, in a modern view, I mean, I'm sorry, Henry. I want to think in a lot of cases and jokes in this episode

that the producers hearts were in the right place. I want to think that. Like the last podcast on the left with their disclaimers going on. Yes. Okay, you ready to stop? Here's what I wanna do. Let's scrape our couch cushions.

We'll put the gunner 50 bucks. Let's what I want to do. Let's let's let's scrape our couch cushions. We'll put the other 50 bucks Let's get these guys to review the World War II output of Disney and Warner Bros I love it All that crazy stereotypical German and Japanese caricatures and when pop-up I punched a hero hero back into fucking Japan. Oh, that's it. I want to hear them watch a two-minute scene and then apologize for an hour and a half. And be like, well, this was the 1940s. You have to understand the thing. I mean, I don't think they're hard to read the right place.

I mean, that's what they have. What about the old, haven't reviewed the old Dr. Su's cartoons? Oh, here we go. You're familiar with those, right? Well, how about where, you know, know bugs money goes to Africa and it turns out he doesn't write black people? I mean, you know, I'm gonna write that down. I'm we're recording our show right after this. I think I'll bend to that. I love it. I've got a black friend here with me, so it's okay to talk about. My friends are here too. so it's okay to talk about it. Yeah, of course, yeah. Oh, so my best friends are here too, so it's fine.

How patronizing is that? It's awful. Where this person is judging the producers of the Simpsons. Well, I hope that their heart was in the right place. Guess what, dummy? They're trying to make jokes that I comedy show and get people to laugh. Which by the way, this Indian gentleman admits that it was funny. I'm not gonna lie, I definitely laughed,

but there were a lot of parts where I was like pausing, and I had to just like walk away and come back in like 10 minutes, get them like, I can't skip it, because I have to talk about it. I've watched this, darn it. So he was, he thought it was funny, but then there were parts of it that he had to stop and walk away from.

Oh, it was whole day. Because of the stereotypes, political correctness will destroy comedy. Do you know that the Simpsons is nothing but exaggerations? It's nothing but cultural stereotypes. You got fucking Luigi with the pizza. Yeah. You get the C-Captain, you get the Bubble Be Man.

Well, even, why are we outraged about all these things? Even the, it turns out the lawyers are scumbag lawyers. Oh my gosh, how dare you that? And it turns out that Dr. Nick maybe isn't a very careful doctor. I mean, what, where does it at? Are doctors offended by this? Like, what are we, what are we doing here? If there was a word, like in the American language that we could create that would describe what kind of comedy this satire, that's what it is. Oh, my satire. Also, it actually doesn't hurt anybody. It's not real life. And we all know that it's a fucking cartoon.

You're looking in the street in the back of Spring life. And we all know that it's a fucking cartoon. Like you're looking in the street in the back of Springfield, and you see a Muslim kicking a human head down the street. You know, it's fine, it's funny. So this is, obviously, I don't know if this is Bob or the other asshole, but they are all in the white patriarchy ruining the world. This is kind of a bummer to watch now in retrospect to you because the two guest actresses

in this are two of my favorites. Like they're two like legends of sketch comedy. Andrea Martin in the late Jan Hooks, like they are on equal footing with their male co-stars from like SNL, SCTV. Even though they didn't have the huge exposure that a lot of their male co-stars had. So they're trying to solve every problem on this episode that they possibly can. Yeah, right.

Guys, cool it. It's okay, it's okay. We can just enjoy a cartoon show. It's too bad that this racist cartoon that gets the Indian culture wrong, also had Jan Hooks who, you know, didn't have as big a movie as Phil Hartman in the... That just doesn't make any sense to me.

It's, and then they use the word whitewash, which I know. I mean, I think the intent with this was, you know, let's flesh out a poo more like that last episode did. But at the expense of some very broad jokes and a lot of whitewashing, that's what we get in this episode. Oh, this guys are fucking great acorn balls. The expense of whitewashing. You guys are the best.

Thanks for being on the right side of history. You fucking dumb dumb. And then the Indian gentleman is complaining about the tropes that are used. But it also, those are two of the biggest tropes of just Indian men in pop culture, which is like, look at this sexless nerd, right? This guy who's got no idea how to touch a woman

or talk to a woman, oh my God, because there's some oppressed culture and they've never seen a woman that their mother wasn't holding onto and behind a veil in three walls or whatever. I mean, it's just so frustrating that an emasculating, that's what it does at the park. It's just one fucking cartoon character.

If you're being emasculated by Opu on the Simpsons, you're already emasculated. That seems like a you problem, that's a problem. Holy shit. But according to this guy, they have to change Opu's entire story arc in order to get it politically correct Where's the story of him actually saying hey, you know what I made it. I'm rich now I have a billion kids and a wife

I can use some of this stuff and maybe you know be something other than the quickie mark guy That's a different Gosh, there's so much promise with this character that they could have had and there's so much place They could go for funny and they just keep you know going for the cheap hit And it's like all right, so this fucking idiot explains that they're doing it wrong This could be a funnier character if you were to get a different job. What does this guy know about anything funny? This guy's never said anything funny and it's fucking life He's just complaining about entertainment that doesn't hurt anybody

Yeah, and he like I had to turn this shit. What they should do is turn him into a billionaire computer programmer who starts a tech company. Who gives a shit? Why is that funny? All right. Last thing I'm going to play on this, I don't want to go off too much on it. Oh, yeah.

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This has definitely happened. My grandparent for like this. My grandmother was something like 30 years younger than my grandfather was or something observed like that. Oh whoops! Oh wait, it was accurate. This is what happens in their culture whoops All right, that just ruins everything. All right. Wow. I really ended that segment out of fucking Whipper

Let's go to the bottom of the knife so I can strike out the rice Fuck me All right, I'm ready to move on. What else you got? Cros you got to cut more clips down here. That's it You're good. That's it. That's all. If you're good, I'm good. Before we move on to our buddy, Shamus and his awesome stand-up comedy that I cannot wait to get to, I do want to thank our loyal sponsor, DeepDiscount. It's an awesome website. We'll find thousands of movies and TV shows at incredible prices. If you click the link from our website, go to deepdiscount.com. That way they know that we sent you. DeepDiscount has movies and TV shows, but they also have vinyl, video games, apparel, books, electronics, toys and gifts.

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Yeah, how'd it go? Well, it turns out that my friend Lottie recorded it. Oh boy. So, I'll tell you what, guys, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna play it. Because, as Shemus has taught us, it's always good to record the first time you go on stage and start telling jokes. How could that be a bad thing, fuck? This is my roast battle.

We had four jokes a piece and the way that it works is a football coin, whoever wins the coin to us is decided they want to go first or second and I'm going up against this guy named Shannon Young before you. Yeah, I'm much time. Did you have looking at the person or what? You know, before you went up on stage, did you have any idea who it was? You were going to be talking about I had a week and a half. No. So they emailed me. Everyone who wanted to participate in this event had to put 10 facts about themselves in. So they sent me 10 facts about this guy.

With a picture or? No, I went on Instagram and fronted him and got to see some pictures. Okay. Which was important because Shannon is a 300-plus-pound man who has a handlebar mustache with a full beard. Ha ha, wow! He does open mics.

He just started comedy last summer. And so that's what I'm working with. Wow. When you, when you seen his first picture on Instagram, you start bouncing up and down your seat, like, ooh, this is great. Yeah. You know, like the saying, like they tossed you a softball, they put the ball out of tea for me. They just said, ooh this is great. Seriously. You know, like the saying, they tossed you a softball,

they put the ball out of T for me. They just said, go ahead, Kyle. Sliced for the fences. We took the outfield out, you're fine. And I gotta give Shannon a lot of credit. He told me that he's a clean comic, his standup is all clean. So I wasn't sure what to expect,

but I thought he brought it. He even jumped up on stage dressed as an isotope. Oh my god. He had a white button of shirt, green tie, pocket protector. So he went all in on. What a fucking nerd. Yeah, he did well. So here is a sad roast battle. Yeah, so my first or second, I will go first. Okay? Listen, I'm too evolved to call Shannon the girl because of his name. I'll call Shannon the girl because of his tits. She didn't use so bad,

even your face has love handles. Oh. Curls made a habit out of trashing more successful people. His podcast recently rosted and Karola RuPaul and his band is rune songs by Pink Floyd, Villa, you keep going, the ventures.

They're left because they've actually heard my band. They actually understand you're mid-side joke. Surprise. So Shannon is a father to four children. And in related news, he's gonna be the subject of a new podcast that's called, How did this get laid? It's multiple times.

It's in the past. Scottie's wife is in a 80s hair metal cover band. There's Carl. It's fine, it's fine, Scottie's fine. Oh, they do songs from bands like Poison and White Snake, right? They do, yeah. Apparently, desperate, washed up husbands are her jam. snake right? They do apparently desperate wash-nope hazbens are her jam.

Oh! That would have gone up for a lot better if I had go-go dancers. Oh! You've been... Shannon, listen Shannon, I've seen your stand up and it's bad. It's bad. I think you should do what Brody Stevens did Right funny jokes The comedians in the room got that one. Yeah We have three right now I think. You're ready the third one. Alright. When he's not making fun of autistic abducted girls,

Carl's actually a nice guy. He's progressive and generous. In fact, he's a large contributor to the gay and trans community with his charitable dollars. I'm sorry, his chatterbait dollars. All you guys are being quiet, so your wives don't ask you what chatterbait is. Where's those dollars going? Last joke. Alright, so, Shannon is a big guy. He's on the keto diet and this is true.

This is true. This is true. Shannon takes shit so big, yes to wipe his legs. I sent the photos to Carl's. Carl and his wife have been married five years with no kids and it's not because Carol shooting blanks It's because she's biologically incapable of breeding with a troll That must have she's gonna have the goodness comes off All right, that was the rose battle between Shannon and myself. And it came down to an audience vote and I lost.

Oh, no, shit. Yeah, I don't know how to feel. It sounded like I lost, but apparently. It's like for him. I'm afraid, yeah. You know what it was, and I'm not making excuses because Shannon was great if I did an excellent job. Yeah.

But the people before us, there was this woman who used the word victim shaming, and I was like, whoa, what the fuck just happened to this roast battle? It got real serious for a second, real weird and creepy. So I come up and I ran a lot of five fat jokes and I don't know if people like fuck this guy. Yeah. You said, you know what went wrong?

I was thinking you did it at a Weight Watchers convention. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You had some solid material in there. Oh, thanks, buddy. I was thinking you did it at a weight watchers You had some solid solid material in there. Oh, thanks buddy. It was it was fun glad I did it But fuck coming at the car. I'll say they can I'll go fuck this All right, let's talk about our buddy Todd doing stand up for the first time. He got a similar reaction. I Think right lots of laughs Lots of how many people you think were in the room for Shamus's stand up? Well, it's weird is at the tail end with everybody claps when he's done. And that's when you hear people. Yeah. You

know what I mean? It sounds like there's I thought there were 70 people in the room. And then you hear 30 people clap when he gets up. Oh, there were 30 or 40 people there. Yeah, there were 30 or 40 people there. Yeah, because he was getting water to polite chuckles every five jokes. And I was thinking about this and Doug, I want to hear your take on it. There's two ways we can go about it. Kroge put together some clips of jokes. I have a few clips of jokes. Or we just play the whole thing straight through with seven minutes and just talk about each one. I mean, I don't know what the best way to go about it is. I think honestly this the

Listen into the whole thing is tough. It's tough. I mean it's a fun. Yes, it's not a good time I try to take really short clips because It just illustrates what the fuck is going on and this guy's at. Okay. But I left in all the awkward ums and us. Why would you not? Yeah. There isn't software invented that could take out all of the awkward ums and us. Yeah. The visual is fantastic too because he's got this deck of index cards and he's staring

directly at the cards. And he says it's a terrible joke and he mumbles and he fucks up and then there's one little polite chocolate in the back of the room and then he's really, ah, he flips to the next card and he stares intensely at the card like there's no command of the stage, there's no personality, you're literally watching a guy read these bad jokes off cards. It's like a high school presentation that's really poorly done. Even in high school, that's not a good way to present to people. Yeah. I'll tell you, my view of it is, I would have voted to listen to the whole thing, only if your audience didn't hear it already. But

the beauty of it is he laughs, that uncomfortable laugh noise that he makes after better. And that's where you know that's where you know that he thought the punchline was. There are a number of times when either he does that awkward laugh or he starts the next setup and you go, oh, that was that was the joke. That was the joke. That was the joke. That's what I mean. That's where you know that he thought the punchline was. Oh, look. I wouldn't be surprised if on his note card it says pause for laughter. I will play you an example of that.

This is his Netflix joke. Well, when you walk forward, guys, I feel like you can only Netflix and chill and say a free trial runs out. You would think that that was the setup. You can only Netflix and chill until your free trial runs out. Then you have to, you know, I don't know, something. That was it.

That was the setup and the punchline. Crows, what do you got out of this, buddy? I know you're chopping it the bit over there. Yeah, well, he's going for like a one liner thing. Like there's no stories, there's nothing that's evolving or developing. It's just, here's a set developing it's just here's a set up In a punchline here's a set up in a punchline. Here's a and it's not a good. No, it makes sense. Here's a set up

Yeah, pretty much yeah, it was lucky in punchlines I don't know if I have my number one I forget what it even is. They really walk a one. Oh, yes I know this because it's called Willie and this is my favorite joke of the entire thing because I think I think it's hard to the right place Yeah, he's talking about there's a specific senior Willie Walker that he must have just seen when he wrote this joke But nobody else has had the same pages him so then he has to explain it after the punchline We're trying to like what this you guys think the really walko was Married I got him I gotta be be honest I think he was divorced because somebody

literally took half of a shit I guess remember that scene oh half of that oh that's up yeah I love that he doesn't even wait cuz so it's like I'm a shit uh you guys remember that scene right I want to break this out I need to break this out he goes please do you guys think Willy Wonka was married? I think he was divorced. Okay, why is that? Because someone took half of his shit. Well, he's got a whole chocolate factor. What are you talking about?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Remember that one scene where he's got on like that weird quirky thing that's like half wall paper is up? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Also, he lost the other half in the divorce. What about the chocolate factory? She wanted the wallpaper? She wanted the head?

Doesn't make any fucking sense. So this is what it would sound like if talking Simpson's You know, go over and listen to his. I invite both Bob Mackie and Henry Gilbert To go ahead and listen to this guy stand up and do their own commentary on it. I think that's it. Yeah, absolutely. I think every podcast should do a commentary on this guy stand up. So I, I, I, in all honesty, I thought what we were going to do today up until the last minute was, what last minute was, I think 10 days ago, was break down all his jokes. Yep. So I didn't point a clips because I figured that all the,

you know, we were going to do the joke and then the talk and then the joke and the talk. So whatever, I'm a piece of shit. Did you pull the one where he forgot what he was talking about and he's, hold on, let me read it. Yes. Yeah, I got it. I thought you had got it. We both got it.

Uh, what number is it on here? Because that one's a great one. My number three, and this I thought was, because this is the, his device of social commentary This is where he takes on the me two movement. Yeah But I think all these sections conduct cases say one thing that you can be Let me read it Rich and powerful, but if you're ugly one of that matters you can still die long

How he's doing a staircase? He's like, wait, let me read it. That's all we're doing at 20 feet of reading, that's all. And what was this point? And what was, what was that? Was that supposed to be an exaggeration? Was it supposed to be a sad to... I mean, what the fuck are we doing here?

He wasn't making good social commentary. Like, I was during the whole Apu rant. It's right. a little while ago precisely All right, this one's a little longer But he tells a series of jokes about his girlfriend that I found very fascinating. This is my number four love it My girlfriend actually has a drinking problem that she can't ever seem to get in her mouth She actually does have the worst balance of anybody that I know. You say don't slip and she falls.

You say be careful and she crashes her car into a cell in the living. I'm cutting off where he just goes. Yeah, I'll write it in the next one. So into the next joke. What was that? I'm guessing that the first joke was stolen for a airplane. Yeah. Yeah. And then the second joke,

she probably did drive her car into a 7-o-11, which would be funny to not her, not anyone that knows her and not anyone that doesn't know about this incident. So the circle of people with this joke is funny to is completely empty. It's an empty circle. I looked at it differently than you guys. I thought this was a perfect example of dark humor as well as the comedy rule of threes Except he left off the dark humor and he only did the first two setups and did he get to the third good one? There that's a good point He goes I tell her to be careful. She drives her car to a 7-11

He could have done something a lot softer than that next and What am I? I have to replay that first joke to hold on so yes Did he think he came up with that guys? I got all original material coming up This is all something I thought of you're gonna love it I spent a week and a half writing these jokes. And then he says, my girlfriend has a tricky problem. She can't get in there mouth.

Yeah. What a fucking hack. And thanks to Mitch Hedberg for the other joke that I stole from him as well. Yep, here's the Mitch Hedberg joke. I just put on my head and run around the house and pretend to be a power agent. I still do, what I used to.

The eee. How does he think he's going to get away with that? Everyone knows the Mitch Hedberg joke. I used to be. He's going to get away with it because eight people were going to watch this. Right. I wasn't even explained this. He put this up on YouTube. He's the one who uploaded this. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. All right, so how much did you guys get into Shamest McKillian in the last week? I got a couple more clips that were staying up

and then I had to get some clips of this music. I had to. I had to because it's not. I haven't done any of this. I was too busy making fat jokes. Yeah, I have. I've got a lot of music stuff and that all the clips that I sent over had to do with music and I made a little game out of it. So, oh, great. Nice. Let's do it. Let's play the game. You ready to go now? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, so we've already used one of my clips. So,

don't threaten me with it, man. I've only got three left. Okay. So, I want one of you to pick Carl you pick the clip the next clip number number two. Okay, okay, goes you are gonna tell him 15 seconds 30 seconds or 45 seconds and what I want you to do is just start playing that clip at that moment just so it it's very clear to everybody that's listening that this wasn't just picking shoes on a clip to make him sound to make, shame, it sound like shit. He's got like 95 songs on YouTube. Oh shit. Are you kidding me? And they're all fucked, but I just wanted to be clear that these are the whole songs that I sent over and these were the best of what I could find. This is his good shit. Okay. Gotcha. So I'm not understanding the game completely.

So I'm giving Carl a starting point. I was just trying to figure out a way to crowbar in this music thing, man. There you go. Can I just play it then? Just play something I don't care Oh no, oh my god wonder I would say whatever now that I'm a douman this forever and now they know I was 17. Oh my this is not three minutes fucking walk. Is this what this is? Yeah, you can just stop it. It's important to point out that he didn't make any of the beats for these. No.

Like the part that actually sounds like his musical. He had nothing to do with. Okay. He's just singing over a beat that he downloaded. Yeah, that that song he there he likened that to He said when he heard it it reminded him of 21 pilots You know, it's the best selling band of all time It's so funny because I Saw that clip on YouTube and it had it. I'm not exaggerating three views And I said to myself. I wonder who the other two views are and it turns out both of them are done. Number 10 is his mumble wrapping. I'm never been so uncomfortable on my show before I hate this the one thing I really like about that song car, Oh, I hate it! Is that it and you one side and then boom come on the other side get the other hook

Here's my number 11 I can tell I've never heard someone was off key with a beat before how is that even possible? There's no notes You still don't know they still off key So he's saying no, it doesn't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, need to vote another series of episodes. I'm just gonna talk about it. And this is the problem with this new self-esteem movement where every fucking kid gets a trophy and then they grow up to have 15 fucking podcasts and music careers. This has nothing to do with that.

This is a clear case of somebody being a fucking cycle path. Yeah. Speaking of which, did you get any of the screamo clips? No, I couldn't hack it. I could take it. I think it's my number four, I think. Oh, fuck. So he's in every genre of that. That's what you're talking about. Well, just like he's, he does stand up and he does podcasts and he does singing. And it's true crime podcast, but he also does critical podcast and pop culture. Of course. He's a he's a modern day same age junior. He's just got it all man singing dancing you got it. Oh the ever popular fade in in trail the fuck is that?

Oh, this is another rap. Are there videos that go along with the shit? Or is it just... Wait, wait, what? Yes. Holy shit. I-I-I-I-I'm telling you, I've spent... For-okay, try-try the number two. I want to get that scream-o thing in there.

It's-it's definitely worth it. We gotta at least let them get to the rapping part of the song So he mentions in his standup that he's a stay-at-home dad that he's unemployed. He does mention that and I want to I Truly believe he's on employable Oh, but there's no way this guy can get it. This guy plus free time equals WATP for the next 30 years This is amazing. Yeah, I mean I don't know that we should ever do anything else Who opi who what are we talking about? We should ever do anything else Who opi who what are we talking about? Yeah, bye opi. Hello.

Yes, this is amazing. This is a find and I have to think well do I have to think Doug for this find I think I think Doug was the one who found you gum So before you move, I don't know what where you're planning on going, but I actually dug I was just I was about to go into a business deal with you since you found this guy Do you want some of that sweet deep discount money? You want it on this 25% of your t-shirt money. How's it? You got 20% of zero Fucking we have merch You don't you don't get any of my emails guy come on I

Know you I know you're fucking listening. Seriously. So I've been doing, I've been balls deep and shameless for the last thing I've been. I'm taking that, I saw. Oh yeah. Oh, I don't care. Talks to her.

Here is a list of his bands that are on YouTube. Oh, but no. Kevin? Yup. Oh, that's the name of the band. Yup. An Kevin. Yep. Oh, that's the name of the band. Yep. Animal. Yep.

We're up to our existence. Hank, Camarducas. That goes in the grove. Hey, no. Grickety cricket. Animal, Animal Crosley. And then now Todd. Yeah.

So I remember him saying that he was in a band. He was in line of them. On that podcast. He was like, I have no problem being on stage because I've been in a band before. What does he he was in a band. He was in line of them. On that podcast, he's like, I have no problem being on stage because I've been in a band before. What does he actually do in the bands? Are there other members of these bands? Like, what are we talking about here?

I need to know what we're talking about. I know in Corrupt Our Existence, he is the drummer and it just says featuring animal. And it's featuring animal because it's two guys in a basement and the other guys run in the camera. Holy shit, I have to see this. Should we stop recording right now

so I can just spend the next five hours binging on, Shamus? You wanna, how do you wanna share this YouTube channel? Because all these videos are, I'm telling you, there's fuckin' 100 fuckin' videos of him. Are you familiar with Hollywood and Dead? Yes.

You know the mask that they wear? Yeah. There's him bouncing around in the basement with a strobe light and one of those masks and he's screaming. Oh, no, no, no, no but that went to shit. So yeah, you're sure dead. I don't know what you were thinking. You tell him what place to put it in the song. Yeah, it's all bad. We get it. All of it's bad. None of it's good. Funny in my head, man. Fuck you. All of it's bad. None of it's good. It's right, buddy. All right. Number two.

It's very body. Alright, number two. Is he playing the piano? Wanderer. Wanderer. Is the same thing we already played. Yeah, we did. Alright, here's number three. All right, here's number three He's about to spit fire I can feel it. Oh, yeah Yeah Come on, Davis

You the Come on Come on I'm gonna have to do it again. Oh, come on. Woo! Come on. Good. Every single word that is me to a tea I promise this my versibility to leave you bleeding I may track all right. I almost like that clip cuz I love he he tries to rhyme the letter T With the word respond stability. Oh Jesus and I fucking love it. That's timing open is so bad that it's what you're trying to say This guy's not very good. What I'm saying is it's like Edward.'s so terrible that it actually becomes good. Okay, I know I believe that yeah

I just sent you over that link to what I was oh good. Oh, maybe I didn't pull it But I figure you could play it this way. Yeah, and you can watch it. Let's do that Okay All right, I have this ready. Oh wow, Cros you gotta see the visual on this All right, so Doug just sent us over a link to a video and this is called The Art is got a lot of stuff. I'm the boy who's got a lot of stuff. Yeah, there's no way to say it. Maybe to sing along.

Right? I mean... Is that a hair? Or is he looks like a hair? It's not the both of the super classic Oh my god, it's my favorite thing he's done so far. It's actually not bad. Is he really doing that? Then light about the top is clip we played to listen to so far today Really say it's on how many views he got I like 31 I like that he says just me doing live vocals to rain of darkness Yeah, it's just me just doing what I do just hanging out

It's just me just doing what I do just hanging out Can I get back into a stand-up though please do we've got off at this tangent now This is shame is talking about how he is. Stay at home dad and he turns us into comedy gold I keep a fan on my house like background music or something and I grown to hate it more after I saw my girlfriend Get birthed to my first son and she didn't make a sound Yeah, that was I'm waiting for it to kill me my sleep honestly, but I It is it is a true thing. I was terrified of it. I'm actually still home dad So that was a really good example of nobody knew there were punch lines going on there because what he said doesn't make any science He goes I don't like silence

So I have a fan that runs and The reason why I don't like silences because when my girlfriend gave birth to my kid she didn't make a sound And so now I'm scared so now he's scared. I'm scared. I'll kill me and my sleep You could mine for comedy in that right there. I think that you could come up with a solid joke about stillborn. Oh, geez. Whoa. This is shamus on horror movies and he just comes up with a whole various gag here.

I'm actually so fed up with horror movies these days. You know, why don't you really find we finally see seven friends part in the woods? Great topical I love that every setup is I'm actually I'm actually a stay-at-home dad. I'm actually Mad at horror movies. Yeah, I'm actually Terrified to be on stage right now. It's funny. You mention that my number five is him actually being terrified I'm actually pretty worried that the statue of Liberty is going to come alive. I'm not sure why. But it's true.

I'm actually terrified of like, large things. There's to be this huge statue when I was a kid. I couldn't walk by it because it was right by the door to the store. But I got away in the car. But um, it's just like the 6-foot tall Mickey Mouse at Disneyland. I'm supposed to believe that to kids' friend. That thing is terrifying. So just to review, because I know it's a that to kids friend. Yeah. That thing is terrifying up. So just to review, because I know it's a little hard to hear.

Just starting to get funny. He's afraid the statue of liberty will come to life. He doesn't know why, but he is. There used to be a statue he could not walk by. And he doesn't like the Six-foot-Tall Mickey Mouse. I think he's just ready to get his diary. I think he brought the wrong book with him. I mean, I have a crush on my sister.

I actually jerked out to my sister while I'm showering. Why am I reading this? I mean, I actually worry the panties right now that I would like to get into the joke. Don't fucking he talking about? All right. I honestly listen to the standup. I don't want to say standup count.

The standup talking routine that he did. Yeah. Stand up reading. Stand up embarrassment. And it just dawned on me. How many times he says, I, me, I'm, yeah, he's a fucking psychopath. He thinks he's fascinating. That's the problem with all of this.

For some reason, he thinks that everything that he does is better than what other people could do, which is so incorrect. It's not even close to reality. I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you, Carl. Oh, okay, because my number six is gonna prove to you that the thoughts in his head are amazing That was the hell the joke right there deactivated his Facebook for three years, you know what how about this shameless? Not everything has to be based on a true story

You know what? How about this, Shamus? Not everything has to be based on a true story. Not every setup has to be. So my girlfriend is actually sleeping with other guys. And actually... But I film it. She lets me film it every other weekend. Oh, now you're saying it is a cock. You're hurting here. Proge to say the Shamus is a cock. No, I'm saying that his number seven is a fantastic joke. Now guys, what is like a box of chocolates? You say the shame is the cock. No, I'm saying that his number seven is a fantastic joke.

Now guys, a boy just like a boxer chocolate. Chocolate. What do we tell his eye? That's, that's not about it. Now, what I love about that is that he doesn't even fuck up the word chocolate, but he says it twice. And then as soon as the joke bombs, he's like, well, that's all I got for that one.

What I love about that is that was, that's early out in this routine. And he's expecting these big laugh breaks. So early out in the routine, he said something like that. If life is a box of chocolates, when he tells the diabetics, and he's just sitting there waiting. Yeah. And it doesn't happen.

And then later on, it's just rapid fire. He's already into the setup before he's finished the punchline. Yeah. And what setups they are, I got two more. My number eight is him discussing the nature of comedy. People say that laughter is the best medicine, right? What do we, how can we explain Robin Williams, Chris Farty, Andy Kaufman?

There's no joke to that, is? I want to know. Oh my God. Oh, that's, let's talk about that one. Let's talk about that one. Let's talk about that one. Let's talk about that one. Let's talk about that one. This guy is doing a stand-up routine.

He's talking about people who either committed suicide on purpose or just had drug overdoses because they couldn't deal with themselves. Confidence that cancer? Oh, well, or thank you. I forgot all the people he listed there. Yeah. So he's just talking about people dying who are funny. And he goes, there's no joke there.

Yeah, there's no joke. Why did you, why did you funny and he goes there's no joke there. Yeah, there's no Why did you why did you free that up? There's no joke? I really like talking about people who die on Holy shit, what's wrong with this fucking guy now the one? I know we've had a lot of fun. I say it was his expense I know we have the one thing and more to come The one thing we comedy and I know comedian so you can tell me if I'm wrong Yeah, you got a close with a big one You know what I mean when you you got a close with a joke that just fuck it max of dad You know like something like wiping your legs after you shit

That's a crazy right there And everyone can identify with it and everybody's on board and you walk off, you leave them one more. Number 9 is how he closes his set. But I'd love to leave you guys with something to think about rather than a joke or call back. And this really goes for the adults, of course, in the room. What if you put on a porn movie and I have to be kidding, it's said based on a true

story. Thanks guys. And I know it was really hard to hear, but he says, what if you put on a porn, and it said based on a true story, and then he says, thanks guys, and he walks off stage. So that's his closer. I might drop.

That's his fucking closer. I like the way he set up his closer. He goes, I know a lot of comedians like to tell a funny joke, maybe you have a call back. Yeah. So you're aware, this is what you should be doing. That makes it worse. If you're aware of this and you're still telling the worst joke possible, it's not even

close to funny or interesting. The fuck is wrong with you. So it's weird that you say that. And it's actually weird that you played this clip. I mean, we typically start off our show, me and Anthony, with we know a lot of podcasters try to entertain people. We're taking a different route. That's a good point. He's on the cutting edge of a new style of comedy. Yeah. Where he's the only one not in on the joke. A lot of people like the audience to laugh with them, not me. I have a brand new style of work, you got.

I think we have to move on from Shamus. Yeah, I think it's time for the cringe of the week. Woo-hoo. Or whatever we're calling this segment. I'm still waiting on the Jingles department to come up with some type of jingle. Tick-tick. That's what that department does.

Yeah. But I asked the listeners to send us in just a terrible part of any podcast that they're listening to. And this week, we got, you know what, dude, which is a podcast hosted by Robert Kelly. He's got his usual crew, which is like 18 people, along with Lewis J. Gomez and Rich Voss. And they start talking about this scene from the movie,

Misery. You guys familiar with Misery? Certainly, yeah. 29 year old movie. A lot of people have seen it. If you're younger, you have not. There were some younger people in the room who had not seen it.

So Robert Kelly decides he has to pull this up so they can watch it. Now what I want you to notice in this clip is you're listening to people watch something. There is a video cast version of the show. I watched it. They're not even showing the video on the video cast. They're showing the people watch the video on the video cast. They don't even have the video miced up.

You're hearing the audio of the video through their microphones None of this should ever happen out of podcast. This is not entertaining for anyone to listen to Shazam here we go Come on just get to it I need the fucking see his dramatic pauses. He's so he's such a good actor. Yeah, so he's strapped in. My little ceramic penguin in the study always made himself. Oh, Mr. Mr.

I don't know what you're talking about. It's a ceramic penguin. Oh God. Oh boy. Oh boy. I know you've been out twice, Paul. First I couldn't figure out how you did it. Let's get to it.

Let me just get to it. Let me see. Her scene is great. Right there. I'm sure they could never run away. The operation was called hobbling. There we go. Four by four.

Yes. Rare our time. At least 800 pounds. Fuck it, idiot. I wish you were tied to one. What a hobble, you teeth. Oh. A fat chick had barely lift up the sledgehammer.

She'd be out of breath just picking it up. Not a chick from main Colorado. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Let's see it again. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Let's see it again. That was fucking atrocious. What is this show? That's my buddy, Robert Kelly. Oh. And you know what, dude,

with professional comedians watching a clip from a movie. Yeah. For a while. They couldn't even get the clip they wanted to see. And then they reacted to the scene where she bashes his ankles. Good God. With a 2x4. You know, I hear clips like that and I'm like,

maybe whose right is a good podcast? Fuck you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The other thing that I want to talk about is our buddy, butthole weeb. Do you know what his stick is, Kroge, if you're familiar with this guy? Yeah, he was on last week, right? Well, do you know what he does though? You know what he's known for? Go for it.

He asks people if they watch anime. Okay. And he also asks if they eat ass. Fuck yeah, well, if people are eating ass and watching anime. Can you do the two simultaneously or is it like you can only focus on one of the, I think it's one of the time in his world,

but he might get better. This is a super chat with a show called The Tomorrow Show, which is on the Not Sam Network, which is Sam Roberts Network. And Budholl, we asked them a question that they read on the air. Cav so a lot of support in the chat but also we have a a super chat to care if you want to take it. Sure I'll take it. Uh, Landon Micken James for $2.

Says, do you guys listen to Sam Roberts? W-A-T-P, who are these podcasts is better. Okay. And Sam Roberts. Let's go back to the people being happy for you. W-T-P is better. Then Sam Roberts. Yes.

Wow. It's true. Thanks, but, hold on, we appreciate you getting us mentioned on that show that no one's ever heard of and no one's listening to or watching. And he paid two bucks for the privilege. Yes, he did. Wow. Amazing. Yes, he did. And you know what? If you don't want to go on this super chat,

you can just go to our PayPal accounts. As Doug will tell you, don't you? Isn't it amazing that you're, you have people that do things for you like that? It is. I appreciate it quite a bit. That's why I played on the show. I don't know how long I will. I don why I played on the show. I don't know how long I

Don't patronize me motherfucker You know, we have you know John from what used to be brand X right so he started his own his own pod cat Another pod Philly fanatic as I we come over here. Yeah, so he started another podcast called unbelievably stupid and The dumb fucker when he started it. he bought unbelievably stupid.me instead of .com. Yeah, that's smart. And listener of one of our shows bought it, bought that URL and redirected it to ours. That's awesome.

That's amazing. Yeah, I love it. I mean, it'd be great if anyone heard John show and then tried to Google it, which will never happen, but I do like the gesture though. Yeah, I just think it's great that there's people out there listening to us and, you know, they go out of their way to try to make us happy. I like that. I would call it surprising. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a lot here today. We've accomplished a lot, so I think it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play Clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode of WATP, and here is said Clip. But welcome, thank you so much for coming on board. So you all like ever gone online and like felt depressed after a while?

yeah I don't know if it's the same app but my thing tells me how long I spend on each different kind of app and I do a lot on Twitter it's almost like my bulletin board for writing so I'm kind of constantly on there and I'll have days where it's like you spent 10 hours on social media. I'm like how is that fucking possible? Like crazy. Alright, this is a podcast called The Brighter Side. Wow! And you might be familiar with this if you're a W-A-T-P fan because I played clips of the promo to this show and we did the last podcast on the left. They're on the last podcast on the left network Okay, and our buddy Adam previously of the Metal Hand of God podcast reached out and said

We need to talk about the brighter side. We need to dig into the show Because what these guys do is they take something that might not be all that positive Okay, like say manure. Yeah, and they try to find the positive spin on it. If you remember that promo that we played few weeks back, yeah I'm gonna block that on my memory. Yeah, it's probably terrible. Fucking promise.

It's a terrible promise. It's going to be a terrible show. And I'm hoping that we can just get through it quickly so I can get back to Todd's music and his fandom. Cause that's, I'm just renaming the show. We're in a rebranding phase right now. Yeah. I had no idea this was all going on

until Doug opened our eyes to it. I'm surrounding myself with shitty people. So if you need one, I'm terrible. I've noticed that. You fucking turn me out of the, we have merch guy. This fucking Todd dude. I fucking fight it. How did I turn you on to him? I don't know.

So please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's it for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Great show. Good job, show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. What's up, what? I'm the show has which one you'll know. Bring that cousin out.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I know I know you're not so excited. I'm gonna go sell you out again. You're on! You're on! I know you're on! You know, who are these?

Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. All right, time to start show number two of the day. Doug, you want to plug Who's right while we're here? Sure, head over to who'srightpodcast.com. I can never predict what Doug's gonna do.

He gets me every time. I expect you to say, nah, I'm gonna fuck about that. You know, we're eight hours in on the show, you're probably thinking, oh, let's see, you're like, yeah, check out the show. Me and my buddy Anthony have a great time every week. So you've made it a point to know to think that you know What I'm gonna do you always say that stick. I don't have a stick. I'm just you don't you're unpredictable

I want to play for you guys Boomer guys best call ever. Oh boy. I'm gonna start off our voice feels segment. I mean, oh boy We're guys best call ever and you set the bar pretty high. Yeah, but this is best call ever Hey you boomer fuck That was pretty good. I would say that is the blueprint. That's it for a good voice mail into Watt TV that was that was well done. That was his best one. Yeah, this one's not as good But he has shames right in your fucking jokes now Jesus he has he has some words to say about the people on our reddit fuck rumpus and all of reddit are all a bunch of faggots kill yourself all right

but there's the meanest thing you've ever said to be done I don't know that I could ever forgive you for what you just said. It's fucked up. We had a celebrity call in to our voicemail and unfortunately we're booked up with guest host for the next few weeks but maybe we'll make this happen. Oh, oh, hey Carl, this is Adam Seller and I love to be on your podcast and do really cookie voices I wouldn't I don't know I mean maybe I'd have Adam Sam around as a co-host I think it'd be too corny though And maybe I'd had Adam Sandler out of the couch. I think it'd be too corny though.

This is a guy who would like a better t-shirt than what we have available. We just obviously know shirts right now, but we'll figure it out at some point. Because as Doug knows, I just want to monetize everything I can. Oh holy shit, did I make it? Did I get through Carl? What's up? I just wanted to leave a message and let you know, I want to support the show and buy your t-shirts,

but I like a t-shirt that doesn't have a shitty garbage can with fucking headphones wrapped around it to display for everyone. So maybe you could make a better fucking t-shirt for me and then I'll wear it. Thanks. And this guy calls back again. After that he felt bad about motherfuckers. He wasn't supporting the show. I mean, if you think about what he's really saying there, is that he wants to buy a t-shirt, they just tell suck. Yeah. So then he feels bad about it. He calls

back to apologize and then they I actually get so much worse what's up Carl this is rich again just wanted to apologize for the earlier voicemail I might have been rude I just wanted to make it clear that I'm not ever going to walk around wearing a fucking shirt that has a trash can on it with headphones. All right. I love you guys. You have a, you have the best show.

I love you. Love Jen from the Jingles department. Oh, Jen, you're in love. But it's going to take a lot to walk around with a fucking green trash can with fucking headphones on a goddamn shirt and display that for everyone. All right. That's the first thing to say then. Carl.

Yeah. All right. I think you should know about this. Yeah, I should. Like, was that your fucking idea? Like, yeah, this is a good good marketing thing We'll do a we'll fucking make make a green trash can I think that was Kevin's idea I think Kevin did our design. That was beautiful.

No, he called. And to tell you that your logo is shit. That's all, you know, he could have said, you know, I love your show, but your logo is shit, so I'm not gonna buy a shirt. No. But he motherfucked you. And then he hangs up.

I don't know what the time was between when he hung up and when he called back. But then he called back and apologized, but then just went, they were shy now. I love that. It was perfect. This next one is a typical podcast fan.

This is what when I think about these shows that are out there, we're just somebody talking about themselves or about nonsense. This is who their audience is. Hey, guys, buddy. I was just, I just wasn't to the podcast, you know, hanging out with my, my good friends and, you know, I went over my, uh, my family's house and we, we were talking and I said, yeah, I was hanging out

with my friend Carl the other day and my girlfriend, Jen, from the Jingle Department came over. Um, we were all hanging out and having fun. You guys should meet them. They're really cool. And then this guy, my other friend, Closure came over and their friend Dick, and we had a lot of fun. So lonely. LAUGHTER

Fucking nailed it. Oh, that is beautiful. That's the problem. Is that there's so many lonely people that Opie thinks he has a fucking audience because he's entertaining. This is, all right, mention Opie finally. Yeah, they're out.

This is a voicemail from a guy who works for Amazon. Surprisingly enough, Amazon called us up. And well, they have an opinion on Jen from the Jingle supplier, and let's just put it that way. Hey, this is John from Amazon calling about your order of Minigun Bullets, chewing tobacco and messing on records. Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to fill your order. It looks like your man card has been declined. Something about you letting your wife ruin an episode of a podcast. So you're

welcome to explore any of our other other inventory ofapolis chaps or ball gags. Unfortunately I can't fill the items that you requested so thank you for shopping and have a good day. I think I think he's rough as a gen from the Jingle Safari but there's a rumor on the internet that we are married that's a long way to go for that job that's a long way to go this next one's confusing the guy either thinks he's saying jen from the jingles department or he thinks and he is cute i can't tell

think i was calling to say i think the reason that so many people should on and because she never really has a controversial thought But she sounds pretty cute and pretty well spoken so I keep her around Well, I'm not sure what to make of that that or we know I think that story just holds up Yeah, it's either that or we've been assuming Annie's gender wrong this whole time It's possible. I'm calling my brother-in-law way off of that. Hahaha. Cro, you're gonna like this next voicemail.

I sure am. Because this person suggested podcasts, I believe you are a fan of. So I wanna get your take on this. Hello, my name is Daniel. I just want to say, I really appreciate you guys work, put out a great show every week. Believe I found you guys through the Dixiel and just since then, I've been enjoying a lot of the episodes that you guys work, put out a great show every week. Believe I found you guys through the Dixiel

and just since then I've been enjoying a lot of the episode that you guys put out. So I wanna throw out a quick suggestion for an episode for a podcast that you guys should cover. It's called Your Favorite Band Sucks. They go through popular bands, singers, or rappers. And on each episode, they kinda trash each of them talking about why they suck.

Those are the time they are popular which gained a lot of controversy from fans of those fans. I got pretty similar to you guys as premise, you know, just really hating on podcasts, talking about why they suck and then the fans of those podcasts coming after you guys. But yeah, you guys should totally cover your favorite band sex. I enjoy him But I'm sure there's plenty of things you guys can trash on about them. Thanks. Is that the one that you've suggested in the past? Yes, and your colors can give me shit for it again if they like they can all go fuck themselves right that show makes me laugh Dude, that's one of the few shows around these days that I really think is funny It's not well organized

It's a well organized. It's a couple of drunks just yelling about what they hate about Metallica. And to me, it's the funniest fucking thing you can possibly do with your time. There was, I did give up with people to tell me that that show sucks. What's that, Doug?

I got a question. So why did, you know, you don't have to play every voicemail you get, right? It's true. And I don't believe it or not. Believe it or not. I mean, that, because that, did you play that just because it was relevant to

Crow's liking that show? Is that the one we've played it? Yeah, yeah. I wanted to get his take out. Because I've had people, you could have just said, hey, you know, somebody asked the three, yeah. You're right. There wasn't any subsistence to that.

That's a good point. Don't you want to be a producer of WATP? I can obviously use help. I'm already in for 25% good point. Tell me, do you want to be a producer of WATP? I can obviously use help. I'm already in for 25% of your t-shirt money. Can I get another 25% for a production?

What is that? 35% total? Yeah, that's fine. I'm not going to map. Doug, I'll be the accountant as well then. Doug, I know that for you,

it's easy. You get zero voicemails. You know exactly how to do that. For me, I have to figure out what's one you get zero voicemails. You don't exactly how to do that for me I have to figure out what's the one you play and what's that So we we play zero voicemails unless they are funny. Yeah, it's smart. We don't just play everything that everybody throws at us It's a good point. All right. Well in that case, let me play you this just a clip from a voicemail that is a head scratcher If you leave a voicemail, you're a fucking retard. Alright.

Make sense of that one. That's a conundrum. I mean, it holds up. Yeah. I can see the logic behind it. It makes sense. Alright, this next one, Doug, you're gonna love. You're gonna know why we're playing this one.

This guy's got a joke and the set up, the execution, flawless. Hey, Carl, I missed it your show for a cooking podcast. Because it seems that you roast anything you get your hands on. Five stars. Our fans are not funny. This is, uh, this is someone who actually likes Jen from the Jingles Department. I shouldn't say actually. I saw like she missed out. I'm actually a guy who likes Jen from the jingles department i shouldn't say actually i saw excuse me stop i'm actually a guy who likes Jen from the jingles department

uh... shit anyway this person is a fan hey carl i gotta tell you i would get rid of andy and put Jen from the jingles department in as a co-host kronja's not in his head right. So much better than all of your other co-hosts. And I think she's actually your wife. So I mean you should at least give her a co-hosty spot. I mean all the other things she's got to do for you like watch your dirty underwear and peace for God's sake have sex with you. You should only let our co-hosts to show. Get ready, Andy. Keep Jen from the Jingles department.

Didn't you already play that one? No. Would that make Jen your brother-in-law in that case, too? I think so. Or I've lost the chain there. Andy's a woman. So maybe I should marry Andy and then have Jen from the Jingles department co-hosts.

Now we're getting somewhere. That'll be episode 200. Are we losing you over there, Doug? We lost them hours ago. We gotta be fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha want it only. Do you know what he's in tune? We go way back me and but hold me. Do you know with this guy's in two crush? Well about it. He likes to ask people if they eat ass. And also fan sure. Yeah. He does. Very cool. I just want to talk about this fucking butthole we do for just like a second. Like he's going around asking everybody if they eat ass, but he doesn't eat ass. He's judging people for not answering his question when he doesn't even fucking eat

ass. Fuck this dude. Fuck his poser bullshit. And fuck Boomer guy. So just because one doesn't eat ass, that makes one ineligible to ask others if they eat ass is that what is this guy saying? I mean I asked people if they have their master's degree I would never do that bullshit but it's a fair question. Yeah seriously. I mean that this is but we've oh we can answer. Last week Carl I got a fucking address this. I've got like four fucking DMs from people who are like oh you've got to watch the Lion King it's the way better than

every anime. There's no way that it's true. No I'm gonna be the... He's saying if you remember this goes of our show or DMing him to tell him to watch the video with Maddox and that lore. There's no way to the war. That's me with Bay. All right, I got a bell on that one. Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about there, but he does it before I got a better idea. I'll just be the voicemail screener.

Oh, okay, that'll work. So not a producer per se. Carole Moon messages again this week. I'm not unhappy. Doug, this message is again this week. I don't know how that happened. Doug, this is a question for you, buddy. Okay. ButtholeWeeb, New Year, we're going to be on the show this week. And this is a dress directly to you.

Hey guys, this is the whole Weeb kind of drunk. Again, I heard Carl, you're having a Doug Doug from Who Bestank on this week. Please ask for me, Doug from Who Bestank. Can you have Kim? This is very important. And listen to me very, very, very hard. Does Doug be asked? And then also ask him another very important question. What is his favorite anime? This is important because if he answers wrong, if he denies that,

then he can't come on your show anymore. That's the Buh-Hoo Weeds' perspective. It's the rule ofle Weeks perspective. So it's the rule. So I hit an ass in that and yeah. All right, Doug, you're on the spot, buddy. Yeah, so anime is for faggots and I eat ass like it's groceries. Perfect. Perfect answer. I think he answered that correctly, but all we, Doug is allowed to be on the show.

Yeah. And it's amazing to me that everyone thinks they can do this. I know that I have a lot of different guest hosts on and every week, there's a different guest host. Everyone listens to the show. Thanks. Oh, I could be a guest host on this show. They all want in, including a very drunk butthole weep. Also, hey, this is butthole weep. I thought fucking clay early, that dumb mother fucker who has been doing the quote unquote rivalry with me every week.

He calls in drunk like a stupid dumbass. And he said that I have a foot finish or some shit. Clay, dude, you have no room to talk shit. I got a lot of shit to talk about you. Clay, early is the guy who calls it and calls me Chris Orion. I guess most of your fucking voicemails. How do I even even exhausted. I know It's a lot We're almost to a dog. Drug boys males are funny, but for you for you. No

You seem like you have a cock in your mouth So go fuck yourself Also Carl, let me call in dude. I Can be sober and I would love to call into your show. Just, just fucking, just give me an episode like you do Dick Masterson where he- Like, I do Dick Masterson! To the podcast you were talking about, I had plenty of time to answer your, and listen to the podcast that you put out.

He has plenty of time. I'm not surprised by that. Yeah. Fuck. He's on employable as well. I liked that he was grossed out by foot fetish. Yeah. He said that I have a foot fetish that's disgusting. Now, back to anal English, Carl. So, but all we've said is I should get of show, just like you have dick out of show.

Now I just watched the latest bonus episode from Dick Masterson. He sold a cartoon to Fox that he produced three episodes of, that he played on his show. What are your credentials, Bottle Weep? I'm just curious. It's the why I would have you on the show. He's better than not to have that one. Do you play Basin the Isotopes? Is there anything about you? It's interesting to me That would allow you to be on the show clear. We did leave a voice out, but it sounded like shit

So I'm not gonna play that he did mother fuck but hold we have to keep that rivalry going There's some other guy who wants to co-host the show and I'm a little nervous about what he says here. A piece of the constructive criticism for you. One I was thinking you know it might be great if you were like you know said something nice about the podcast once in a while that you're criticizing. I do that to that. I'd really like to come on to your show and be a guest host. Everyone thinks I could do it. Just do uh, do your show, you know, rip it apart. And just, uh, yeah, get back to me. This is grant-ly-he, and I think it could be a really good project.

I'll start with a Patreon for you, and I'm doing pretty well. What? What? I could, uh, get in on that. Just let me know. I would like to get in on that. You started the patreon for me That legal Can you do that? Doug selling about whtp t-shirts this guy's got a patreon for me. How's Anthony's t-shirt store doing?

He has yet to open it up. Okay, what what may have been an offhanded joke spiraled out of control rather quickly Obviously, but we got some laughs out of it. That's really all we were going for. So everyone thinks they can co-host and this guy is now making money off of WATP. I'm assuming he's rolling and dull because everybody wants to donate to the, the Patreon. All right. I'm sorry, guys.

Very last voicemail. This is Boomer Guy versus butthole weeb Hey boomer guy, I'm here to call out that baggy butthole weeb man Shut the fuck off you unfunny fucking asshole dude You're not fucking funny. Oh boy you eat ass. Yeah, that's great the fucking joke of the fucking week Yeah, and we all know that you're the generate mother fucker who's like what like 500 fucking pounds probably's never seen a posting his whole fucking life outside of the Being drawn or something like that. Yeah Little bag it dude you think you're so funny. Oh, I'm gonna call in. Oh, I'm gonna

Write a word of w-h-e-p. Oh, I'm so cool. I'm blowing. Oh, we Go fuck yourself, baggy. Like seriously, man, what a fucking beta bitch, man. I bet you're fucking what? Like a big old five foot two, maybe like 600 fucking, no, I'm sorry. Let me be, let me be a fossil. Like 320 fucking pounds.

It's like fucking hell. It's like fucking like fucking hell you're a palis your parents are just just a little bit tired of you not because you're not fucking working because you're smell yeah that's why he's called gullible wheat

because he fucking smells like a butthole anyways hey uh... butthole wheat kill yourself faggot boy now there were ever was a case of the pot calling the kettle an obese homosexual this was Doug what time he's supposed to start your podcast are we making you late for anything?

I just a half hour ago don't worry Maybe we can do one of those crossover shows where you're recording your show at the same time we're recording our show You used to run a tight 60 minutes man right now. What the fuck happened? It's spiraling out of control I didn't even get to a bit the closure brought in. Oh be thankful that we haven't even got to Do you want to play these clips? You're done everyone's tapping out. All right. Well dog. Thank you So much for joining us on the show today Let's wrap it out. All right, well, Doug, thank you so much for joining us on the show today. You're welcome.

You're the best, man. I apologize for keeping you so long in a Saturday, crows. No, I don't care about any of that. In all honesty, if you do want to have me come on again sometime, Yeah. Just please don't make it a fucking three hour episode. Yeah, that wasn't long when I apologized for that. Crowded it didn't even listen to it.

So apparently that's what you should have done is just listen to different episodes. Crowded anything to plug? Yeah, I'll be on the subreddit later. Come join me. I'm the obese homeless actual. All right. And I'll see you there.

Dog anything to plug. Check me out at Hoopistank.com. I'll check me out at the play case for Hoopestank. All right, kisses. You've sag it. Kill yourself.