Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep147 - The Brighter Side

Episode Date: March 24, 2019

This week we explore the wits of half-wits. It's a show that sounds a lot like listening to your aunt and uncle play Cards Against Humanity with their stoner friends.  Adam joins the show from New Orleans to like add some like cajun spice. And I know there are some people who just scan this description looking for the word "Opie." Good news, we chat a lot about Opie Radio, there's an update on Sheamus, and a brand new Cringe of the Week. Cheers! Support our sponsor: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run By. A guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show.

Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Cause... Cause a Roo. Cause a Roo. Slapperoonie. A Drinky Pooh. Who are these podcasts?

They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I thought he was gonna break down what it's all about for it to turn new people onto an interesting podcast. It's an opposite. And he just mercilessly rips on people.

Some of this quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's hilarious the show is hilarious W-A-T-P W-L-T-P A-T-P! W-L-T-P! Hello, back slappers and cuss-a-rules. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that forgot we needed to write a throwaway line this week.

I'm your host, Carl. Back with me this week is previously of the Metal Hand of God Podcasts, it's Adam. What's up, dude? Welcome back to the show. Is this true that you are no longer on the Metal Hand of God podcast? It is true. They're still around. They're actually I almost think that they were listening to WTP

They started introducing all kinds of segments. Oh, they're that format now weird. Yeah It's formatting. I don't know if it's a clear format. I mean You probably went through the same thing when was Kevin was your original photos? Yeah. Yes. When he let, like, it's such a weird thing to have a podcast and like, all of a sudden your chemistry is broken

and you have to refigure things. Well, I don't want to sit here and talk about Metal Hand of God. That's not what we're here to do today. No, no, no, but I mean, you went through the same thing, right? I did. I did. There was a rough transition. And as people go back and listen to the back catalog, people are discovering the show now.

Send me notes all the time. We're, Carl, I discovered your show. Where do I start? I always tell them to start around episode 90 or so. I think that's where we kind of hit our groove because it wasn't weird transition. So it is always tough to get through that. If you'd like to support the show, we do have a PayPal account, watpshowatgmail.com.

You will get a link to episode 88 if you would like that. Thanks to Alex and Casey or David and Casey, I'm not really sure, and Mr. Killjoy for donations recently. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes, then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, Adam and I will be reviewing a podcast called The Brighter Side. This was a suggestion that came in from Adam.

We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast that's on the last podcast network, and it features hosts Ed Larson and Amber Nelson who are two certified grade A Cornballs and the episode that we listened to had guests Leah Rudic and Danny Solomon. And before we get into this I want to play a clip the really the reason why we're doing this show is because we reviewed last podcast on the left and there was a promo for the show in the first two minutes of

that show and I we clip the entire thing like what the fuck is going on here? It just sounded so terrible. So this was the teaser. This was a promo they put out on a much more popular podcast in order to get people to listen to their show. On our show on a regular basis we have this thing called it's a game we invented. It's called hupa go go no do do do. How would you say it? Hupa go do do do do do. There is no way to say it.

It's a game we made up and basically it's a rapid fire edition of finding the positivity in something negative. We're going to play a quick version for you right now so you see how it goes. Amber, because you give me something negative. We're gonna play a quick version for you right now, so you see how it goes. Amber, because you give me something negative. Something negative, horse manure. Horse manure, all right, you could throw it at a car. I mean, you shouldn't be throwing horse manure at cars. It's a bad thing to do, but it's probably fun to watch.

Heck yeah, and they gotta come and form, be in a car. What's your positive of horse manure? You can use it to feed plants that make the food that's right that's right manure makes food in that great that poo poo makes food for more poo poo oh that's so nice it's a circle of poo poo all right so this is i'm setting up their show and what they do on their show and i don't know who is gonna hear this and go, oh, I gotta listen to this. Sounds terrible.

Well, first of all, like just getting into it, the Hooper Nugu, whatever the fuck. Yeah. The show is called the brighter side. As near as I can tell, the whatever the fuck they say, it's just the show. That's not a segment.

But for some reason, they have this bit that they do. We're like, this is the game, this is the brighter side, this is the game we play, which makes no sense. And they act like, they treat it like it's a segment, but that's just the fucking show. I'm actually, I'll be honest, Adam, I couldn't bring myself to listen to multiple episodes of this, so I don't know. The one I listened to, they just did this game that they invented the entire time

for an hour, but I honestly don't know if they've had other things. This is- Well, that's what the promo seems to indicate, though. That is what the promo indicated. So, here's like so, two things. Number one, I actually think it's a good premise. And got and

I hate to give them any credit because this show is shit. Yeah. But I do appreciate that as it is in the comedy section of podcast, there are an attempt at jokes. Oh, God. The weakest attempts. Aver, let's get into this. I want to talk about they set up the game For everyone who's there playing so there's four of them and they're gonna play this game This is the setup for we invented on the show. Okay. This is your entire audience just fucking

ended this episode. Yeah, this sounds like a show for children. So right off the bat, I hear this and I'm like, oh, okay, this is a show for little kids because they're making weird noises and they're sing-song-e and it just sounds like ridiculous bullshit. And then you listen to the show

and it's fucking over the top dirty. Here's a quick compilation I put together. Listen to the disconnect between what's being said in this compilation and that intro that you just heard. You could probably put your dick in that asshole cause they'd have a big ol' Lucy flop. It's completely empty. We're dick in the shit.

Did he come on Horatio San? And then Louis C.K. could have duels with their dicks and coming on each other at the same time that she loves eating shit And he's just like I like fucking kids I had a homeless man coming my mouth once. We're like you gotta come on you Master baiting in front of your dad. You spread your pink pussy in front of your Mother. I mean it gets fucking crazy Um, I was not expecting that at all. There was a compilation I wanted to do because I listened to parts of two episodes.

Did you notice that there was like a fair number of kid fucking jokes? Yes, a lot of kid fucking jokes. Look, I'm totally down for a kid fucking every once in a while. Yeah. Every once in a while, right? Right. Like, these people seem to indicate that their minds never drift too far from fucking a three year old up the ass.

Well, the premise of the show is everyone writes down something they think is terrible. And then they fold it up, they put it in a bag or something. And then somebody draws that out of the bag, reads it, and everyone has 20 seconds to try to find the positive side of it. And they liken it to cards against humanity. They say, it's like a cards against humanity game. So we're basically at this stupid friend party

where these two couples are together playing the shitty card game where they're trying to make each other laugh. And you would think, oh, these people are comedians, there's a couple standups, there's people who are actors, they're in the entertainment community in some way, they'd be funnier than me and my friends, but they're not, they're not at all.

They play an example of what this show, what it's supposed to be and how it's supposed to go. And I can only assume that they consider this to be a prime example of how to make this funny. It's an example. So somebody wrote on a piece of paper, your date has bad taste in music. So everybody goes around and they try to find a positive side of that.

But the winner of that round said, the brighter side of your date having bad taste in music is they'll probably have sex with you. Because they're stupid. Domaz people eat CDs, bad taste in music is they'll probably have sex with you because they're stupid. Don't ask people eat CDs bad taste in music. All right. Oh, that fucking edelars and he thinks he's so funny. I dozey.

Yes. Dozey. Here's the thing. Holy shit. You know, you're right. They did like and it's a cards against humanity and they want to give you the impression. Oh, it's a party game. What this actually is, it's becomes clear very quickly. This is an improv through intro game, one of those exercises.

And everything, look, and I know you hate improv far more than I do. I'm a big fan of the original English, whose line is it anyway. I think improv can be done right, but bad improv is the worst. And these people are like, entry, you know, improv classes, you've got to pay to get on stage. These people are level one paying $300

for three people in the audience to watch their bullshit antics. Let's play some examples of this. And I do want to point out that poor Adam had some technical issues today. He had all these clips pulled. He was ready to go. And he wasn't able to get any of them to me. But it's probably the same clips you have on the floor. It's probably yes. So these are all clips that I pulled.

But this episode, like I said, it's an hour. So they go through a dozen or more of these, how do you find the brighter side of this thing? It just goes on and on and on. One of the early ones is they ask, they say, what about you shit the bed, your first time hooking up with your significant other? What's the brighter side of that?

And here comes the comedy. Okay, well I'll say it can't get any worse from there. You know, if you just started at 10, everything else from that is kind of cute. What if you like rip out a fart on a date? Not as bad as shit in the bed. If you cheat on them, not as bad as shit in the bed. You curse at their mother, not as bad as shit in the bed.

You know, if you start off, start at a 10. That's true. There's no laughs. What do you mean, I'm not? Speaking of shit in the bed, that's exactly what these people are doing every time they go in the air. Over and over again, it's terrible.

They never come with anything funny or witty and I will say this in their defense. They didn't help themselves out with these, I wanted to say questions, but whatever these things are that you have to react to, it makes it very difficult. Here's an example. Your mom stabs your eye out in your sleep. Your mom stabs your eye out in your sleep. Oh, let's find the hilarious angle on that. Your mom stabs your eye out in your sleep. What the fuck are we even talking about? This is a shitty game the execution of it is shitty these people suck it being funny

They're not funny people off the cuff at all You actually clipped one Like when you did the compilation there was one thing that kind of made me giggle yeah, they ruined it's uh It was the shooting the bad thing one of the girls says well, you might be able to fuck her in the ass Yes, that kind of made me giggle, but then everybody tagged it right and Ed Larson's Ed Larson's thing is Baby talk like that that shitty thing that people do to babies were like

Who but that kind of shit you'll start saying words and it'll break down to like who would do that's where the hoppa newgoo boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop that much saliva that it's constantly coding his teeth and tongue with every fucking word that he says. He's an obnoxious person. I have an example of Ed sucking at this game. They say, every time you smoke pot a butterfly dies, which is retarded. And then, all right, find the brighter side of that. Here you go, Ed. It's easier to deal with the dead butterfly

when you're already stoned. It's all I'm trying to say. You don't want to deal with that shit on a head full of straight brain. What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. These guys are not good at improv. They're actually very, very bad at it. And they shouldn't expose themselves with a show like this because it makes it obvious for the whole world to see this woman Leia who's on the show as a guest. And she I found her online.

She's been on TV shows on HBO. She does stand up. So she does things. She is the worst at this. The question was poised. What if God didn't like you and you found if God didn't like you? And you found out God doesn't like you personally. And this is...

This is on the show. Yeah, because they've heard your podcast. This is her answer to that. If I just knew that God didn't like me, there would be such freedom in that. I would just do whatever I wanted. I would light up building on fire. I would take a do whatever I wanted. You know, I would like light a light a light a building on fire. I would, you know, take a take a dump in the in the backyard.

Like whatever I wanted to. Holy shit. This woman cannot come up with anything witty. This is the opposite of quick-witted people. What if God didn't like you? I would don't let a building on fire. Or they'd take a dump in the backyard. What?

You know, Carl, I once took a dump in the back in my backyard. So we all have that might explain my life I guess God doesn't like me. I just don't understand why they've set themselves up to be this unfunny I'm a show that people might actually hear I know that I suck at saying things out the cuff That's why I have a soundboard. That's why I put all this work into the pre-production so that I don't set myself up to fail like these assholes have. Well Carl, like the greatest gift any artist can have is self-awareness, knowing where you are. Right. 70 to 80% of artists have no idea. Like especially when you're talking about like humor, I mean I work with comedians.

So I've seen people that have been doing it for years, no use the same bit over and over. And it never works. And they don't have the self awareness to know like, oh, this isn't working. And this whole show was an example of that. Like my question is, look, I've never listened to last podcast and love, but I understand it's very popular. How does a show like did Ed Larson like suck someone off?

Is there blackmail involved? Yeah, it's well documented that Ed Larson sucked a lot of people off in order to make this show possible. Is that why the saliva's there? It gives you a gummy. Oh, it's not just saliva. It's also the dude from the last podcast. I'm like, all right, I'm just saying

there's no rational reason why this would the last podcast on the way. All right. I'm just saying there's no rational reason why this would be a Podcast on the internet. This is another example of this lay a woman just Shitting the bed sort of speak. All right, Leah the Bible's real. It's all facts Okay, you know what just I'm just happy to I'm happy to know I'm happy to know. I'm happy to know the truth Yeah, I've been on the truth. It's just it's just simple Good, I'll just tell her truth. I've been in the truth. It's just it's just simple. That's right. Now it's power. And the show has reached a new low. I mean, she just at this point just sounds tired. Like she's tired of playing this game. She doesn't want I'm tired. Do I'm listening to it? I'm exhausted of this game. They have nothing to say.

We find out that every word in the Bible is true, is the setup, and she goes, well, that's great. Now, we know the answer. Okay. You know that this is a comedy podcast, right? Dummy, do you understand why we're all here? I'm, you know, not only are we all like bored with it,

I think everyone on the show except for Ed. Yes. Is like, Amber, the first thing he does is say You know how was your week and she goes into this drone about like it's been a hard week Is Amber gonna commit suicide? What's the brighter side of Amber killing herself? I have that clip This is ever talking about how she's working too much and this leads you with more more questions than answers. I've had a good week. I've been working a lot and

you know what? I feel like sometimes when you work a lot, you end up not making enough money because you you you you you you you Uber and you don't make your own food and then you like get some booze to make your soul feel better. Yeah. So you kind of lose money. When you work too much. No, I know, I work too much. I hate it. I want to know what job Amber has that it doesn't cover an Uber, some food at a restaurant, and a beer. She's losing money on working. What kind of job could that be?

Aren't there minimum wage laws in this country? What is she talking about? Is getting all the sweet advertising dollars? Oh, they do have the advertising too. The way he talks about quip toothbrushes, holy shit. It's a toothbrush. You know, when you have to sell something that hard, it makes me feel like maybe it's not that great.

Maybe it's not the great thing in the world. Going back to the thing where they talk about everything in the Bible is 100% accurate. It's all fact. And I think it's this guy Danny Solomon, which we'll get into more in a minute. But this clip starts off with our buddy Ed making up a word, which you know I always love. It's always cute. And then Danny throws out a line that cracks Ed the fuck up and I do not know why. It's all fact among those.

New Testament, Old Testament, Genesis, Revelations, The Whole Shabang Bang. Timothy. Timothy. That's one of the books. Well, Timothy's a book. He's out. Yeah, it's Timothy had a book.

There was one guy who felt really bad for us. Tomahe. Tomahe. That poor guy. That poor guy. He's a, you know, it's dimmathy at a book. There was one guy I felt really bad for. Tomathy. Tom. That poor guy. That poor guy. Adam, can you explain to me why that was a funny joke? Tomathy. I think I can.

I don't think that anyone but Ed knows the third on a podcast. I think this is a game that they play in his basement. And he just has, he has the whole room wired for shitty sound, not that I can talk at the moment. But yeah, Adam is at work, by the way, right now. He's pulling a Gavin from Buffalo on me and talking into his headset. Carl, let me ask you, do you have a clip of the first segment that they did, the Andy Dick one? I don't. We could talk about that though. I remember it very well. Oh, so this is why this show doesn't work. So the premise is you get abducted by aliens

and get stuck in an intergalactic zoo for the rest of the time with Andy Dick. Yes. Give me the brighter side of that. Right. Here's the thing. Granted, I'd probably have to like pop them in the mouth of a couple of my fists.

I should be clear. To let Andy know like you're not fucking me. But that's actually if you had to choose people to be stuck in a zoo with for the rest of the time, any dick would be pretty fucking entertaining. Whitney, I would take Joe Rogan or Dave Foley or really anywhere from news radio over Andy Dick. Excellent news radio drop but I yeah I agree look he's not my first choice I'm just saying I'd rather be stuck in an intergalactic zoo with Andy Dick for a thousand years than listen to this show for three hours. Well I think what you just brought up here sets up the point that I wanna make. And that is that when you play these hypothetical games

like this, you know, we do it all the time. Well, what would you rather do? This terrible thing or that terrible thing? You have to kind of rationalize it and figure it out. It's a way to pass time with your friends, have some laughs, drink it some beers, hanging out. It's not a fucking show.

There's nothing about this that is a show. It, I can see this being a segment. If you had witty comedians who are good at improv and can come up with shit off the cuff, I can see this being a segment. This is an entire show that does this with people who cannot do it. They're fucking terrible at it.

Do I wanna hear some more examples of that? I thought that's what you were gonna do, that's why I was quiet. Let's do this. I love the observational humor on this show. You know, it's not all just quick punchlines. There's also just some things that all of us can relate to. And they start talking about mayonnaise,

and this is gonna crack you up. I was at the grocery store picking us up mayonnaise, and just being this woman, we're staring at these piles of mayonnaise, and she's like, there's too much mayonnaise. And I was like, I know, there only needs to be two or three things to choose from. There was like, 20 different versions of mayonnaise. You really don't need that much?

You know, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, who the fuck was to listen to this? They get to do a whole rant about sandwiches. They go off a sandwich is for a while, it's not even part of the game. And that's like, what kind of sandwich do you like?

Um, my favorite sandwich? Yes, best one at the store. I like, I've been eating a lot of Italians from Jersey, Mike's lately. Oh yeah, well. That's good. And their turkey and provalone is good. They're provalone is good. We're gonna bread you get there. I mean I usually get the white bread but everything's good. White bread's really a great bread. Hey you know what guys? This right here, this rambling boring conversation. This could be a podcast.

You know, as soon as someone, if you're on a podcast, as soon as someone says something like, what kind of bread do you eat? Yeah. The podcast fucking ends. Or you fix it in posts. I mean, they obviously don't do no editing in post production because they left in every embarrassing thing that these people do.

For example, they're talking about football and no one on the show knows a damn thing about football. So it's not something they should have brought up. But the reason why they bring it up is because they're talking about your football team loses the NFC championship game and the curse goes on forever and they're specifically it's about this guy Danny who's from Kansas and the chiefs lost. Whatever, the point is, the one woman decides that she knows how to fix football because she's had this conversation. You know what somebody told me recently that might work?

They're like, get rid of the helmets and the pads because lacrosse has such fewer injuries and people are like, really throwing at each other because you know, they have all the pads and the helmets. Uh oh, ret-tart alert. Re-tart alert class. Adam, nobody corrects her. She says the problem with football is they're wearing all these pads and helmets.

They should be more like lacrosse. Holy f- I'm guessing you mean rugby. Fucking lacrosse. You had to pick the one sport where everyone's wearing helmets and cages and bands and they're being the shit out of each other and You know, I actually have a brighter side for that. Yeah, you know if my team gets cursed for the rest of the time I get to laugh at like pussy ass Saints fans who are crying about everything. Oh, are you not a Saints fan? I'm not a football fan I had to listen to like three weeks of saints fans crying

this past year. They did get screwed. Yeah. They definitely got screwed. That was a shit call. That's still most, most adults move on with their lives. That's true. What's this guy's named Annie Solomon. Kansas City chief. So there's a fuck. Yep. All right, well, this is the segment before that, the conversation right before that, where they set up this football scenario. All right, so the football team loses, and they keep losing forever. Well, you know what, maybe,

then they would stop playing football, and then maybe they wouldn't get so many concussions, and then like, be a lawyer, be a doctor. Go off and like, have a wonderful job, get a wife and kids, and don't just like pass out from a concussion. What a fucking idiot. Alright, the premise here is that if these people weren't playing football, they'd become doctors and lawyers.

And you ever meet a football player? Yeah. You ever meet them before they got concussed? Like, I don't know, maybe junior high high school. I don't know, man. I don't know, man. Dehoud Sanders. I could definitely see him being the next Bernie Sanders. There's there's two ways you could go, Billy. You can either be the left tackle for our high school team or you can go into law school and become the greatest attorney. That's just not the way this girl is down. This woman does not know what she's talking about, plus she thinks that because a team loses

every year, everyone's going to stop playing football. There's always a team that loses. It doesn't stop football from happening. These people don't even understand the fucking premise on their own show. They're trying to make jokes around and they're not even trying to make jokes at the time. They just have like these political views. There's just one point where they're talking about shaving pussies and this woman is very against that.

She is all for having bush. I say I'll shave my vagina here off. And you know what? I'll then look like one of those little girls. And then I'll get a boyfriend and I'll be like, I want to be a baby. And I'll be, take me to the part of daddy. What a little girl with a washevy pussy.

Which is what it looks like when women shavings are pussy shaved and they're full grown women. I'm a full believer of bush and anybody who thinks that's gross then get the fuck out of you and go fuck a kid. That's fascinating. Please go on. Okay. A, again, another fuck a kid segment. Yep.

B, I do realize that when she starts doing the baby voice, it's a call back to like, correct, like a minute previously. But that said, there's also a lot of, like, there's this weirdness where there's both the kid fucking and the talking like in a baby voice. That's a constant thing with this fucking show and it gets when the baby voice in particular like I could take the kid fucking jokes for what it in take that however you want.

But the baby voices really start to great on you very quickly. It's bizarre that and that's why I wasn't sure who the audience was for this, because they seem to have these politically correct views on things, and they're trying to be cute and fun, and then there's like a lot of pedophilia humor, which I would expect to be at a more edgy show like come down, not on this like, oh we're bringing the Muku Gago Gigi Gigi Gigi Gigi game. You got to love this game, right? on this like mucca gg gg and then when twenty seconds is up when you're doing your answer

he has to buzz you up and go blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do blybby do to clip and once again fucked up. There's one segment that's like or opening that's like

uh you live next door to a cult. What's the brighter side of that? And one of the one of the guests says uh you get to you get to spy. You got spy time. You know so you're spying on them and you find out maybe they're not being nice to women or you know fucking a kid. And that's it like those are the two like not being nice to a woman and fucking a kid are somehow on the same level in their mind. Well, this is what I would ask. Did the woman or the kid deserve it? Because sometimes women are bitches

and sometimes kids dress it appropriately. Yeah, there's some hot kids out there. I'm not gonna lie, you know. As they'll come out and post, I have another clip that I want to play, the one woman goes off on a story, and she's telling this as an anecdote of something that really happened,

and I'm calling bullshit on this story. Like one time this guy gave me gumbo, and it was just water with beans floating around in it, and I was like, I'm gonna go check out the moon. And I went, and it's through it on the ground. And it was like, you drank that real quick and I was like, I sure did. That moon.

So I happen to know that that's not a true story. It's a really stupid anecdote. But the reason why I know that is because I downloaded this new software from info wars.com It can actually detect lies and There's a mechanism that points out when someone says something that is bullshit I'm not I want to play after I process that clip through the software what came out Like one time this guy gave me gumbo and it was just water with beans floating around

And I was like I'm gonna go check out the moon Through it on the ground It's like you drank that real quick He's like you get None of that story made at East out there's no that's true. Did you hear the very end there? I've got Just making fucking noises like a child that's kind of what he does though. That is what he does I'm trying to like how do we know how old Ed Larson is I Looked him up online. He's got to be in his

late 20s at the Youngest probably 30 thirty holy shit this guy's like twenty eight at the young guest I thought this guy was like a fifty five year old man he could be just at the age of like forty eight decided he was going to get into like the entertainment industry and live out his dreams it's possible because that's it that's the this the vibe I get off of him. He's like, ah, I'm the wacky uncle. And everybody, the worst thing in the world for people who try to get in comedy is it starts

with, you know, people always tell him, yes, you do stand up. Oh, shit. You're fucking awful. Shit. Why did you get into comedy? My buddies made me. They dragged me to the club. They're like, you're so funny.

That's never fucking happening in the history of friendship You're so fucking funny. You gotta get on stage. It's like it's fine. You're amusing from time to time It's fine get over this. This is a good Segway me mentioning to you. I did want to tell you. Yeah, I listened to last episode and I heard your your roast battle and Look, I'm not gonna like blow smoke up your ass like a couple of them are like ah but that's how roast battles go the Brody Stevens joke was killer yeah and you were definitely

funnier than the fat guy I I appreciate that I was surprised at how that went down to be honest with you I I thought it was a pretty easy target for me. So, oh wow, what are you gonna do? But thank you, I appreciate that. This is a clip of, they have this segment where they say, you find out that there is no God. Here's the setup to that. There's no God and death is forever.

All right, there's no God and death is forever. What is the brighter side of that? Listen to how stupid this person is. So now, do you mean death is rather like I'm floating through space? Like, whoa! Because that could be kind of cool for forever though. But then there is no time, so then you don't know. Well, that's retarded.

What is she talking about? Death is forever means you die and go nowhere. That's what death is forever means. She goes, does that mean I'm floating through space? No. Why would you think that? Are you a retard? What the fuck?

What was she thinking right there? Well, we do know that she's retarded because we've heard the show. In fact, my main summary of this show is what's the brighter side of being a retard? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, who wrote the question? Does it mean you're following through space? The guy goes, no, I mean, you're dead. Oh, okay. You know, I really wish the answer was that she wrote the question that it was her question and she actually did mean that.

There's no God any get to fly through space for all of eternity. Okay. I was surprised at how little effort these people put into this show. There's obviously no prep work done. Nothing done in postings of her popping in at doing commercial reads.

They think they're all very funny and can just sit down and make each other laugh and it's going to be entertaining for people. And it's sad because there are a lot of people who could pull this off. These four people are not them. I have advice for Ed and Amber for future episodes. If you hear this, Ed and Amber, maybe don't make the questions a surprise.

Maybe give your dad a little, what a prep a little bit. Yeah, like I'm, look, these people clearly aren't good at being off the cuff. No. That's fine. Look, I know, I work with comedians. I actually have a comedy show tonight

that I'm putting on. Woohoo, Latte, duh! It's not gonna help me because it's gonna be, this is coming out afterwards. But anyway, there's a lot of comedians that actually aren't funny off the cuff like they have to write material and do prep work Like look even like you mentioned like Joe Rogan and David telling all these guys in there Well, David tell actually is really good off the top. Yeah, but but

You just go on stage with a bit the perfect example of that is Jim Gaffigan I think Jim Gaffigan's a brilliant comedian comes up with great bits. You ever hear him on a talk show? It's a Trosius. He's not a funny person at all. I've, David tells my personal hero, but when I listen to one of podcast,

he just kind of sits there to be honest with you. He answers questions in like the most monotone, like matter of fact, you know, like an, and I know that he's wanting off the cuff when he wants to be. But just that's not how nobody's on all the time, period. Well, I was curious as to why we had these guests on here. And Danny Solomon was a mystery to me until the very end when they're doing the plugs and they say this. Also, I have a standup album. It's called Genius.

You can get it on Spotify. I tunes all that bullshit. I listen to it, it's great. I was like, wait a second. Danny does standup. I just listen to it for an hour, not say a single funny thing. I have to hear what this stand up is.

So I went ahead and did some research on this and Adam, this is a bit from Danny standup. I want you to observe the main punchline and how long it takes to get there and what that payoff actually is when we finally do. You mentioned David Tal. I've seen David Tal multiple times. The reason why he's the best stand up is because it's rapid fire. It's joke, joke, joke. You're still laughing at the last joke and you're just throwing out two more.

This guy, you have to write down notes to figure out where we're at in the story to figure out why this punchline's funny. Anyway, I've done enough setup on this. I don't go on Twitter anymore. So you guys, I don't. I mean, I do, of course, like every single day, but you set up on this. I don't go on Twitter anymore. So you guys said, I don't. I mean, I do, of course, like every single day, but you know what I mean?

I don't, though. And it's because you can't just do jokes on Twitter anymore, right? And I'm not saying that in a PC way. I'm just saying, like, there's literally no time because the world is getting so shitty, so quickly, to just be fun in between the,ceivable treasuries, right? And the worst is when you're trying to be silly,

but everyone else in the world is being serious about something. Like a couple of weeks ago, I was like out and about, you know, just like at a park, I don't remember, but I wasn't looking at the news. Big mistake. And I posted something on Twitter that I thought was funny. So it turns out that that day there was like a bombing in Egypt, right? So a lot of people died and it was very sad.

And everybody on my Twitter feed is like, you know, we stand with Egypt. Islam is a beautiful religion of peace, you know, love, harmony, brotherhood, togetherness. And then underneath all of that is just me going hey do they make a flesh like junior? All right here's why that's funny. That is the most amazing.

You know what I'm working tonight. My friend Jeff D is headlining and before he goes on, I'm going to tell Jeff after every bit, follow it up with, now here's why that's funny. I know. I could believe what I heard it. First of all, was this recorded on someone's fucking iPhone? It's like a multi camera shot. It was probably five cameras in a comedy club. It seemed very well produced, but it must've been recorded right next to this one chick

who was laughing at every setup. Oh, I thought that was a laugh track. I mean, maybe. I don't know what was funny about that. He finally gets to the punchline, the flush light junior joke. And at that point, we've talked about the problems with terrorism and this

atrocity in Egypt and I'm like holy shit dude you could have got to that way quicker I Can't appreciate the SJW lot and there was like you know in islam's a a beautiful religion. Like what, that really under in a flood, interrupts the flow of your joke, dude. Yeah, I know. Just so you know, I'm just Muslims. Just so you know, I'm woke.

But anyway, here's the tweet that I put out this one day. By the way, if you're explaining tweets that you put out, which OP does all the time, I'll get to that in a little bit. If you're still talking about a tweet that you put out, that's fucking retarded. Why is that part of your standup routine? If you think you came up with a funny joke, then we'll talk about the, then tell the joke.

Guys, you ever tell you about the time I tweeted this joke that got 17 likes? Let me tell you what that joke was. Well, examining the, like, is storytelling ability there. Yeah. Those jokes actually would be fine if it was just like he was hanging out on a podcast and like, drop, like, and they're just talking about Twitter or whatever. He's like, yeah, I don't check Twitter at all.

Well, you know, I'm like fucking every day, but, you know, not at all. Like, that's just like casually, like, it's not funny, but it's humorous, you know? Yeah. That's not something you get on stage and do. And it's certainly, I mean, let's just an open mic. Okay, open mic, if bomb, whatever. Why would you record that and then charge people? Yeah.

So watch it. He's been doing this for 10 years, too. He's been doing stand up for 10 years. And he doesn't know that you can have a set up that is 65 seconds long to get to a punch line that is flesh light junior. How does he not know that? I know that. I don't do standup. You got to get to that fucking joke asshole. I'm gonna figure it out. Cut out a couple details. I was in a park. Whatever. Move it along. This is also from Danny stand up and I find this to be very ironic.

Isn't that just the beauty of the internet? Is that like once you post something, there is no time limit on when someone can just come by and make you feel like a piece of shit. It can just happen anytime. Check out the big brain on bread. You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. I like that he said something mundane as if it was a punchline and people responded to it. Yeah. I don't understand what was possibly interesting about that, but it does work out very well considering what we're doing right now. Oh well, I don't know dude. Like, if I have him, Danny Solomon following up,

Shamus, whatever the fuck his name is. Yeah, Shamus McKillian. I'm sorry, like Danny, like, dude, it's not even the same weight class. No, I mean, this guy can actually stand up on stage and tell jokes, but you shouldn't ever compare anyone doing anything to Shamus McKillian. I have some updates on him later out in the show,

so we'll get into it. But real quick, I want to finish up on this podcast. I want to talk about Leah, and as they're doing the plugs at the end, Leah announces that she's doing a show, and this didn't make any sense to me. Leah, what's going on with you? Oh gosh.

You've got a big show coming up, don't you? I do have a show at the end of the month, January 29th at Barloobage. It's called the reunion. It's a really fun case. It's the best show I love doing. I didn't want time. You both have been on it and you both were super, super funny.

Do you believe that for a second, Adam? I don't think she believes it. They did a show that was super, super funny. These people did. That's the kind of line that you give somebody when they ask if they come to your house. And you're like, yeah, you know, like we should totally hang out. You should come over, yeah.

Yeah, remember that time we hung out together. I'm like, that was a super good time. Yeah, super, super good. Do you, oh, before we get off of this, do you have the clip of the 10 minutes of them discussing when they all met each other? And they're just bored to death talking about, like, oh, was it seven years?

I think it was eight years. We might have each other nine years. There's like five minutes of that. And I was trying my best, I get into this thing lately, where I have too many clips, and the show goes on too long. And I was restraining myself at every turn,

because the beginning of the show, I'm like, there's gonna be other things. I'm not gonna clip this. The beginning of the show, I'm like, there's gonna be other things. I'm not gonna clip this. The beginning of the show, they go, hey, this is Danny. Danny I've known since 2007, he's like, I think it was 2008. Oh yeah, there was that festival.

Well, right, right, right, but before that, there was that other thing. Oh, right. Well, give the flag fuck when you guys met. You guys would even know. What's the point of debating this? And they went through that with both of these assholes. And actually Danny Solomon quickly just goes, yeah, I'm sure your fans are really interested

in the math and he's like, yeah, math. Pupaku. Pupaku. Matthew, Matthew. Matthew. Equationino. Yeah, this guy is a fucking corn ball. This is Ed, the corn ball that we're talking about,

decides to go ahead and bash previous guests who have been on the show. And then you also have your other show that you host with Becky Yamamoto. Did our last hoop of googoo do do do do. Oh, did she? Yeah, she did. She win.

She was pretty bad. I mean, I love her, but the show's about positivity, but she really did not, I did not think she got it. That's pretty crazy to bash. I have to listen to that episode. If these people are the good guests, Becky must be like next level amazing. Is that bizarre?

This woman's friends with this other woman. Yeah, she was on our show last week. Oh yeah, how did she do? She was terrible. She wasn't funny at all. That's a bizarre thing to say on a podcast. I mean, listen. Well, that's, be honest.

Yeah. She's not going to listen to this show. That's true. No one's going to hear this. I mean, I haven't even talked about the fact that Doug was terrible last week and it's probably his last appearance over on WATP because that's so unprofessional to say that about someone who takes the time to be a guest at your show, even if you didn't put any prep work into it at all, I didn't even listen

to the fucking episode, we were reviewing, you know, even that, he still took a couple hours out of his day to record with Krojan, I had a very rude, he just be like, wow, that guy sucked. Even if it's completely true and not up for debate, it it's very rude to just be like, wow, that guy sucked. Even if it's completely true, and not up for debate, it's still very mean to say. I don't think you should do that. I'm just happy to know that Doug's not homeless anymore. It is nice to know that he lives in a really shitty town

that he hates. We got on the call with him last week. Hey Doug, what's going on? I just spent two hours in Walmart fucking miserable. Oh, where are you Walmart? It's the only thing we have in this fucking town. I'm like, okay, great. Seems like he's really enjoying life, Alan.

This is our buddy Ad Larsen for some reason. They talk about Alaska and he just has this senior moment where he has to explain, maybe it's not a senior moment, maybe it's a junior moment, where he has to explain maybe it's not a senior moment It's a junior moment where he has to it just cause the connection to his brain to bears and he has to explain how much he likes bears Yeah, you know what I like about Alaska bears big bear fat I love bears in Alaska. I've been watching a lot of Russian bear videos That reminded me of a very famous young zombie who once said, I like turtles. You're wearing a dead come from. Yeah. So anyway, Alaska, oh, you know what I like about

Alaska? There's bears there. Oh, okay. Neat. I'm getting some carrots. I mean, with the, the whole premise of the show is nonsense. So does it really matter at that point to him? Like it, I think Ed thinks that his job is just to say whatever's on his mind. Like, I don't know that he has, what's the part of your brain that filters out stupid shit? Oh, I wrote that down in my notes. There's nothing that comes into his head that he doesn't say. He has no filter whatsoever, and it's not a good thing. This is them talking about why you'd want,

well, at the very, very end of the show, because they're on the last podcast network, they're trying to promote the other shows on the network, and I don't think they've done a great job here. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com. Who the fuck wants to hear another shout the one we just listen to? That's not a good promotion for your network.

You mean you have more terrible improv comics, making little kid noises and talking about fucking children? Sign me up. How do I subscribe? Jesus. I don't know. If I found out I was dying today, I might listen to the further adventures of Pete and Pete that I heard

Avertile. Oh geez. That sounded fucking terrible too. I mean we could end up down this rabbit hole that is the last podcast network, but we got to get away from these people. This is terrible. Again, Ed Larson, if you're if you're listening to this, a little bit of prep work. Just fucking send the show notes, whatever. I don't know what to think about this, Adam. I felt like I was watching a Cohen Softball game where everybody struck out. It was not a pleasant experience. I don't know that reference you just made

sounds way more entertaining than we just experienced. It would go by quicker. That's the only good thing about watching a soft buggy where everyone strikes out. It's like sweet. We're in the bottom of the third. I feel like it will be here for a couple of minutes. This fucking show just drags on and on and on.

They're like, okay, this is round two. This is round three. This is round four. And then they're trying to have fun with the point system. All right, if you win this round, you get 750,000 points. It's like, all right, you guys are so fucking obnoxious. Yeah, I know.

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Nailed it. All right. Moving on. We got some other fun things to talk about. And last week we had a lot to talk about with Shamest McKillian. And because of that, we didn't get a chance to talk about one of my good buddies. Opie radio Opie radio podcast I listen to episode number 92 of Opie radio and it's him and Carl Ruiz in the westwood one studios just shooting the shit for an hour and 20 minutes and And am I forget, are you familiar with Opie at all? So in Louisiana, we briefly got O and A, but it was before they got good when they would have all those amazing comedians on. Yeah.

It was back when they were just two kind of regular shockjacks and they never quite caught on. Starting never did either. Okay. Did you come up with that bumper, or is that the actual OP radio like intro? I pulled things from the OP radio intro and also some other clips and piece it together. Okay. All right. Cause it sound like shit. And I was like,

I hope you really have that. That's not that's not the real intro to his show. Is it? Well, now the intro to his show, because it used to be that guy Joey going, it's the OP radio podcast or whatever the fuck. Now it's OP going, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, and they put like reverb on it or delay, and it's, I don't understand what they're going for.

I don't know where they think they're gonna be a year from now, what they're going for. I don't know where they think they're going to be a year from now, what they want to be when they grow up. The show seems to be devolving. It's a little surprising at how bad it is. I want to start off our OP segment by playing a quick clip from the Anthony Cumia show from this past Monday. Dave Landau, the co-host of the show, is talking about how a friend of his passed over the weekend, which is very sad.

And there is a Joker 2 made here that cracked me up. A friend of mine passed, unfortunately. Oh, no. This is a piece, my friend. Hopefully this is a piece. Oh, no. Now, you're at an age where you shouldn't have friends really doing that yet so many have and i can only guess it's because of the thing that's claiming a lot of people falling asleep are listening to a westwood one podcast

correct he uh... veered out of the alone he veered an oncoming traffic. Oh, it's shan't. Yeah, he crashed into a restaurant where somebody was recording. It's always good to hear that they like to slip at a few jokes about Opie's terrible show from time to

time. I want to talk about we were mentioning that Danny stand up was about a tweet that he put out and he had this whole minute and a half long bit about that. Opie, this is stand up was about a tweet that he put out and he had this whole minute and a half long bit about that. OP, this is right after St. Patrick's Day. OP put out a tweet and he needs a compliment for this tweet from Carl Ruiz.

Now Carl Ruiz is a chef, so when OP has a hot take on food, he needs vindication from his buddy carl so is it so uh... did he like my corn beef and hash thing or what what's your problem with corn beef i know not corn beef and hash corn beef and cabbage what's your problem with it i said on twitter like with the bad rude i was cocky and then you approved me and then you disapproved me why does your disapproved me this is a crazy back and forth between Opie and his co-host. I put out this tweet and you liked it and then you said you didn't like it. Like, what's up with that, brah?

You don't like my tweet anymore. So this is Opie explaining what his tweet was and get ready for hilarity. If you put out this tweet, you would also want to repeat it on your podcast, everyone to know about it. No one actually likes corn, beef, and cabbage. We make believe it every St. Paddy's day. Because if we liked it, we'd be eating it all year long.

I learned this stuff from you, Carl Ruiz. That's a hot take right there. You know this thing that we eat during this holiday? It's actually not that good. And you know how I know that? Because we don't eat it the rest of the year. Everything Opie says comes off like he's almost clinically insecure.

Like he has some sort of disorder. Like you didn't respond to my tweet, Matt. Like are you fucking eat? He's so insecure. And their curl throws in something here and I don't know if he meant this on purpose or not But they're talking about other people on Twitter and Carl points out people's insecurities Some asshole and tour goes, oh, you actually lose because it's corn

Beef and cabbage not corn beef and cabbage People are so insecure Are they are they. People are so insecure. Are they? Are they? Yes! People are so insecure. And then Opie's talking about another tweet that he put out and he wants to know

if he can get Carl stamp of approval on that one. He needs it really bad. Did I blow it with my cabbage fun fact? About the swollen breasts? That's when I approved you because it was just about titties approved. Cout, you and I have both been on Twitter. Yeah.

To some degree or another. I actually had to get off eventually. Is there anything sadder than a man in what his 50s talking about his tweets and what got responded to on the radio. There is nothing sadder than this. When he was explaining that he put out a tweet and I didn't clip all of this because this segment went on for a long time, but he goes, and I was waiting for you to respond, Carl. I didn't know if you were going to be on the same page as me or not.

And then you didn't respond to that. And I put on another tweet, but then you didn't respond to that tweet, but then you didn't respond to my other tweet. And I wasn't sure if you were, so, Opie, this is not healthy. I can't believe this is the way you live your life. It's so sad. There's a thing. If you're a professional person in the entertainment industry, if you put out a tweet and it starts some sort of controversy and somebody starts like a hilarious fight with you Where they you know, they're inept or they they're ignorant or whatever it is you want to talk about it fun fair enough

If you're on stage or on the radio Internet whatever and you're just talking about like oh, you know like I put out this to eat this morning It was really interesting or I took a picture of my food like you need to fucking stop Yes, like it's it's it's it's it's mundane. It's not interesting. No one's no one wants to hear a conversation about your tweets Oh, and this conversation goes out of that. This is OP about 10 minutes later still talking about this tweet But anyway, as I was waiting for you to approve my my corn beef thing then it's not as great as people think No one's eating it today the day after St. Paddy's day as we record a lot of people are eating. Oh, yeah, cuz it's leftovers. You're right I wonder that what opi's hot take is an egg nag. You got something on that. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. This dude is fucking corny

Let's talk about Carl Ruiz's decides to explain to OP why corn beef exists on St. Patrick's Day. This is ridiculous because it gets very real for some reason and they even decide to put in some post-production in this. Corn beef has a long history

with Ireland, but it's not what you think. In the 1700s, that party Europe learned how to industrialize meat production. The reason they call it corned beef is because back then the nitrates and the salts that they used to use to cure the meat was looked like corn. That's what they call the corned beef. Wow, that's fascinating. Please go on.

I really liked the amazing sound design of that segment that they just put together. That was a callback to talking Simpsons. Anyway, did you, did you just quote one of the clips that you use regularly? Yes, I did. I should have maybe, maybe I'll paste that in on top of me in bust. I have a question. So you must have the ONA radio, or not it's not ONA, the OAPI radio all the time. More than I'd like to, yes. I got the impression that Scott Carl Ruiz is a fairly

reasonable person. He seems to have a friendly chat with you even though you should all over him. Yep. What do you think is in his for Carl? Like is he just bored? Is he that loyal to OAPI that he? Like is he just bored? Is he that loyal to OP that he, like is he has a career, right?

Like is he like a well, pretty well to do, chef? Yeah, he's on the food network. He's on television regularly. I'm sure he makes very good money from that. I think I know he's owned restaurants in the past. I think he's opening a restaurant now. I don't know if he has loyalty to Opie because Opie was the one who started putting him

on serious XM and getting his name out there in the comedy community. But that's a great question, man. I'd love to talk to Carl at some point after he's decided that Opie's the worst person he's ever worked with and have that conversation to find out what the dealio is. I think Anthony at the same thing where Anthony was this blue-coward guy, Opie gave him his

start in radio and he was just grateful for many, many years until he got to the point where he's just like, fuck this guy, get, take it. Kara will go through that same story arc, I'm sure, at some point. Well technically, that didn't even happen. Like Anthony got fired from Syria as an opi just let him go, like didn't fight for. That's true. That's true. Anthony would have hung on until the bitter end.

You're right. That's a good point. Although they did have their issues. This is opi talking about again, elaborating on his tweet that had a lot of controversy around he's very proud of himself. I'm talking about the engorged breasts when they're lactating.

It's in a, it's, that is really hot to see. And I want to point out that I got this quick ISO from this episode of OP saying this. But I'm not a psycho. And if you have to say that in that inflection with that voice, chances are you're not correct. But I'm not a psycho. Oh, holy shit.

Okay. Is that the mom from throw mom off the train? I think so. I'm not a psycho. All right, this is an example of Opie and Carl have been doing this show for a long time there on Series XM for years. This is episode 92 of Opie Radio.

So you know they're gonna have great chemistry at this point, but anyway, we'll do that on a future episode. But it was awesome, and I mean, I had a good time. You know what's great about fighting, but go ahead. Well, I was gonna, no go ahead you go. No, so I was saying what's cool about fighting is is And this is the second time we've ever had a conversation We're not even in the same state and somehow we have better chemistry than these two assholes. That's terrible

All right, the other thing that Opie does on this show that I found fascinating, and I have a little bit of a package here that I want to get into, is OPE is teasing what's coming up in the podcast, and it's non-stop. This is the thing we're gonna do later on in the show, and it starts with this tease. We're gonna get one re-weezing by the end of this podcast.

What do you mean? We got a couple things that you're gonna tell us that are one is a good thing and one is a bad thing. How about that for a little tease? At the end of the fucking podcast. Alright, so hope he says at the end of the podcast, we're gonna get into some reweeasing and it's named after Carl Reweez and he goes, what does that mean? So we're gonna do one good thing and one bad thing. And Karla goes, okay, that's cool.

It's a 33 minute mark. He teases this once again. He's teasing what's coming up in the shop. Hey, I wanna talk about Beto to keep it fair because I loved your observation, but give me a second. And we're supposed to do yell per views today, but we're already, I don't know if we're gonna get to yell per views, but we're gonna try.

We're gonna tease. And then we're gonna do Carl's re-weezing thing. We're gonna, I don't know if we're gonna get to Yelp reviews, but we're gonna try. And then we're gonna do Carl's Reweezing thing. We're gonna do that one that's approved and one that's rejected. I like it. Okay, but we're gonna do the reads finally in show. All right, so there's a couple of things going on here. So he's teasing this conversation they're gonna have,

he goes back to the reweezing things. He's also talking about this new segment they're gonna do, this new bit called Yelp Yelp reviews and they talk about this quite a bit We did a podcast review months ago. It was called worst meatball sandwich ever And what these guys did I thought the premise was great. They read people's Yelp reviews and made fun of them I mean they could have done a better job their execution suck because they just made silly voices. But it's a great premise. People write ridiculous things on Yelp

to the point you're like, really dude, what did you expect? You're at a burger king. And you know, it's gonna be a shitty hamburger. I don't know what to tell you. So, Opie's very excited about this segment. This is gonna be this big thing that they're gonna do. To the point where at the 40 minute mark,

he teases it yet again. I'm fine, anyway. You wanna do Yelp reviews? How much time we got? Why you wanna do something else? No, we'll do whatever you want. Well, we teased the Yelp reviews, remember? Okay.

With the mellow yellow and all that? Oh, that was fun. Okay, so, now we're 40 minutes into the show. Is it good? You wanna do the Yelp reviews thing? He's like, oh, that was fun. That was fun. Yeah. We got to do this Yelp reviews thing. So now I'm going to play.

This is near the end of the show. And they never got around to talking about Yelp reviews. We're not going to do better than that. So this is what I'm going to do. We are going to promise you that we're going to do really bad yell reviews on the next episode of the OP radio podcast with Car Ruiz. Okay, we're getting organized. We're going to go right into yell reviews.

You'll see. And also we're going to do a cut, maybe not a feature, but it made sense today where we're going to do one approved through weezing. Perfect. And one rejectedezing. Perfect. And one rejected reweezing. Perfect. All right, you wanna give people an example? No, we'll just do it on the next podcast.

Perfect. So they never got to the reweezing, they never got to the Yelp reviews. It was the shit that he was teasing the entire episode. Well, we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this, they never do it. And then at the very end they go, okay, we'll do it next episode.

We'll talk about the Yelp reviews. We'll do the reweezing. And Carol goes, yeah, so what's an example of this reweezing thing? Oh, we say, whatever. We'll do it next, okay, bear it up. And then later on, they tease it yet again. Okay, so on the next episode,

we're gonna go right into bad Yelp reviews. Let's do that. And the reweezing thing, okay. Anything you wanna promote? Nope. I don't understand what he thinks he's teasing here. As if it's this amazing segment, we're going to read shitty health reviews. Then do it. I don't care either way. But teasing it, Howard Stern just wrote a book and it's coming out in May. And now every fucking second of the Howard Stern show is him talking about how his book is going to come out. Is this fucking

second of the Howard Stern Show, as I'm talking about how his book is gonna come out, is this fucking long tease of, I got this crazy thing that I'm gonna say in my book and you're gonna find out about all this shit, that's so fucking annoying, but at least it's a book. OP is doing this with a fucking bit that they haven't even done yet.

We're gonna do bad, the help reviews. Then just do it! How long are we gonna fucking tease this for I I like the idea that an opi's mind. He's got like this captive audience of like you know five people We're just like fuck opi man. Dude. We were I was so excited for the yell for views And you just like dude. I mean you kept talking about you're like, man They're gonna get to do their they're gonna do it. They're gonna do it right. Oh dude. He's gonna do yell for views Oh, he's not doing until next episode

Dude you killed me. Oh, man. I was fucking sitting there. I Missed my kids recital. I was sitting in the car waiting for the Yelp reviews segment You didn't even get to a damn it. It's all I've lived for Car last night I was fucking my girlfriend and I couldn't fucking concentrate on fucking here because I was thinking like what is reweezing? What is reweezing? So wait, there's gonna be one good reweezing and one bad reweezing? What? I gotta know what this is. The thing that interests me out is if like, and you know, I talked earlier about artists being self-aware. If O.B. was self-aware, this would actually be an amazing thing to do for episodes. It's just just like if he was purposely just teasing shit

that he never got to just to fuck with his audience, that would actually be, you couldn't do it forever, but it would be a brilliant comedy bit. There's a lot of things that OP does by mistake that if he did them on purpose, could be funny. I agree with you on that. If he was a smarter person who was aware of what they were doing, he could take advantage of the audience that he once had and turn it

into a funny show. I have a great clip on here where OP says something and then reacts to it and then immediately regrets it. I've used this word a few times, but not in the way that OP has. We have supported those people. Right. I say those people, because I don't know why word you're a lot of use these days. Uh. Special needs, is that good? I think that's a handy, capable wish.

But what's the real term? I don't even know. I call him second gear, because I can get out of second gear. Because I come from the world, we just call them retarded. So. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. the second gear. Cause I come from the world, we just call them retarded. I'm out. I'm not left.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left.

I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left.

I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. I'm left. We embarrass himself right there, because he just called mentally handicapped people retarded. And then he gets into backpettling mode. And I hope people understand what I was just, the point I was making and the point is, I find it ridiculous how much change has gone on in my life. And most of it I agree with, to be honest with you, but we came from a fucking dark evil place with this stuff. Oh yeah, I mean, I can't believe the people would talk like that. I would never talk like that.

I was just saying it to let everybody know how terrible that is to use that word. That's not me saying that. So then because they're talking about this, Carl thinks up a story that goes back to his days of owning a restaurant and dealing with the people building the restaurant and then the inspectors coming in and he has this anecdote. One of the building inspectors from the city, she comes and we're looking at the handicap access and there's Frank. Frank goes, who's this fucking inspector? I got it. I said, Frank, I got it.

He goes, you're a chef. What are you going to hit over with French fry? I got it. So he goes up to his, yeah, we, you want to check the grade on this, uh, on the ramp for the jelly legs? I call my God. So he calls people who are unable to walk jelly legs in that bit. And I gotta tell you that I didn't find that funny at all. I disown even enjoying anything that has to do with saying things like that, very offensive.

Here's the thing about comedy. You can go as dark as you want. Would it better be fucking funny? Mm-hmm. Like jelly legs, is that really? So they just got themselves into this very awkward conversation that they couldn't get themselves out of because they were saying things that they knew

they shouldn't be saying, and then they were also reacting in a positive way to those things, and then trying to backtrack and say that they weren't reacting in that way, and it wasn't funny and It was interesting to listen to you would think that OP would be better at this at this point because he was a shock jack For a couple of decades on the radio and he'll even tell you that he was the best and And I went to a SUNY school and I beat out everybody that went to all the big name schools like

And I beat out everybody that went to all the big name schools like Boston University was a biggie and Syracuse was a biggie and I think temple down there in Pennsylvania Biggie in the broadcasting field I fucking was better than all of them So I didn't need a parent that was trying to get me into one of these prestigious schools. I did it on my own bitches I love I love cocky Opie. He says I didn't need any of that shit. I did it on my own bitches. I love cocky. He says, I didn't need any that shit. I did it all on my own. Well, except for the fact that you've admitted that you copied brother wee and that's your entire radio personality is copying the same stick that brother wee did. So well, except for that part, you did it all on your own, Opie. Great job. Very impressive. Yeah, I, uh, going just a second back, like, which you were saying, like, him

apologizing. That's the other thing is if you're going to do our dark humor, yeah, there's nothing less funny than somebody like, uh, you know, I mean, uh, you know, I mean, I'm not trying to hurt anybody's feel, you know, you gotta go all in. Right. You gotta go. You can't have it both ways. You have to, if you're going to do humor, you got to commit to your jokes. You can't say, you can't have it both ways. You have to, if you're gonna do humor, you gotta commit to your jokes. You can't say the shock, jock thing, and then also pull it back immediately. It's one of the other.

I do love that OP explains, they're talking about this whole controversy over the celebrities, buying their kids way into Ivy League schools. And OP has his angle on it. I love just trying to find the funny and the stuff. Does he? I'm glad that he enjoys it

because it hasn't happened yet, but he's still looking for the funny in this stuff. This is as they're talking about these celebrities who feel they're so entitled, they deserve all this stuff. OP says this, which is unbelievable. But I see the entitled people. I never go through my life thinking I'm entitled. Trust me on that.

So OP is a multimillionaire. He lives in a huge apartment on the Upper West side of Manhattan. And this really nice neighborhood. And he says, I don't, I'm not that way. I'm not entitled. His kids go to private school, whatever. I'm not an entitled. I'm not like that.

Let's go back in time. If you remember last summer, I was playing OP radio. He was at a podcast convention in Philadelphia. And they were on the floor of this podcast convention and Opie was a little upset that people didn't recognize that he was the big star there. Oh, yeah, of course, take a picture. We're the big stars here, ma'am. Do you realize that? Turn around. Look, excuse me, take a picture of us. Yeah, thank you. We're big stars. Sure. Yeah, all right. Thank you.

So remember, and then OP is not entitled. He went to a podcast and came out here with his peers and just wanted to blend in with the rest of them and just be one of the guys. This guy is so entitled. He thinks Joe Rogan owes him phone calls. Yes. Thank you. I should have pulled that example.

He's like, I don't go through life entitled. Meanwhile, he's putting up YouTube videos. Joe's like I don't go through life entitled meanwhile He's putting up YouTube videos Joe. What's up, man? He didn't get back to me. Joe Rogan doesn't want anything to do with you Hopi. He's a much bigger celebrity than you are you idiots? Again from the same podcast convention. Oh, right now they're doing shout outs. That's great I don't know why my podcast is taking on you. I'm followers. I just simply don't understand. This is a giant participation trophy. I haven't seen one of these podcasters turn anything on. What are you doing here?

Alright, one more thing that I want to play. the very end of the show. They're talking about their pod squad and this is their new Facebook group. And the pod squad, what's great about this, Adam, is that they keep things positive. These are all fans of OPs and Carl and they just enjoy the show and enjoy each other. Just have a rip-roar and good time. So they're all in on this pod squad. I'm following the pod squad now. Get on the pod squad on Facebook. We're having a good time there, man.

People are... I'm starting to respond and stuff. Yeah, it's fun in there. We're keeping it light and easy. You can do all that hate and negativity everywhere else. Just go within, have fun with us. That's all the haters. What do they hate?

What do they hate? I don't know at this point. They don't know what we hate. And did I do a good enough job outlining that today? Did I explain that all right? Can we make a rule that if you're over 40 and you're not like a rapper, you should probably shouldn't be rhyming things.

The pod squad. The pod squad. That was the best, that was the best that the great OP could come up with the pod squad. It's so sad. It's so sad when these guys are up to, oh, but why can't we just keep it positive and just have fun? OP, you spent your entire career stomping on homeless people's cakes. Are you fucking crazy?

You know what the show should actually be this should be a mockumentary TV show about a disc jockey down on his luck slowly descending into madness and alcoholism I don't know why it is said I mean I'd watch this if it was like on vh1 if this was a behind the music this would be amazing like just playing clips of him teasing things and jerking off to the pod squad on Twitter. Judd Appetale, if you are listening, I know that you are. This could be your next HBO hit. Let's just follow Opie around all day long and watch him to send into madness and just splice in clips of him being one of the biggest radio hosts in the world in between what he's doing now trying to organize live shows at Gebhards or whatever the fuck he's doing.

And since we know OP listens to this, there's a good chance in like within the week he's gonna be making calls to make this happen. Yes, John, let's do it baby. Let's get it out of the air. I will be happy to be a producer. I don't have to be an executive producer. I I will be happy to be a producer. I don't have to be an executive producer. I'll just, I'll be happy to be a producer of it. I just want to be at the premiere.

I won't, I won't do it. All right, let's move on from OP. Couple of things I want to talk about. Let's start with the cringe of the week. The cringe of the week comes to us this week from our buddy, Jodie B B over the Poe Boys podcast. This is a podcast called the conversation, axe podcast, they talk about the 90s. So I guess these are gen axers who are talking about the 90s. And for

whatever reason, they are spending their time on this particular episode, doing nothing but eating and drinking, they sound like they're maybe sucking down soup without a spoon, this is disgusting. Are already swollen. You gotta think about it like this, it's like eating a steak. I mean, it really is, it's very filling,

but it is, think about it, it's like, I mean, just really going for it. But they taste so good, I can drink them fast enough to get three, four of them in. I'm good on one, and then I need, that is hot. I'm probably gonna have a little heartburn this 40 ounces of water right here Like a 16 ounces a one I Mean that is They fucking broke every rule I've talked about within 23 seconds. How do they even pull that off?

Wait is that in post or is that actually happening? That's all that all really happened on the show. They're opening kids. They're all going to the background like whispering slowly like oh that's hot like is he jerking off? I don't know what's going on. Like if you just isolated the different tracks like those are completely different emotional states. It's terrible to listen to. original states. It's terrible to listen to. It's not a good podcast, ladies and gents, not good. So that's the cringe of the week. Thanks to Jody B. Jody B. And also John, John also sent in some suggestions from other shameless podcasts that I'd love to play and get into. I can't devote that much time to him, but I do want to talk about his recent tweets. So, Shamus blocked on, yeah. You're above the age of 35 and you're going

to talk about your tweets, not my tweets. Well, somebody's tweeting. Come on, this is fascinating. Everyone wants to know about this because because this guy, Shamus, my car, I'll tell you now. Listen, he says things like everybody wants to know about this. The reason why I'm talking about his tweets is because this was brought to my attention. Shamus is well aware that we've been making fun of his podcast and his stand up and everything else.

He brought me on Twitter, even though I don't even follow him. I've never looked at his Twitter account. But these are the latest tweets that came in. Keep talking about my shows and leaving unintelligent shitty reviews, but you'll always be the B team with a crying emoji. And he's got hashtags like 10,000 downloads is a hashtag. I can't believe he's leaning in so hard on 10,000 downloads over a year's time. It's really not impressive. He's got... Maybe Shamus is like the Banksy of the podcasting world.

Oh, you think this is all an art piece? Fuck no, but it would be awesome if it was. He's got the hashtag weedabast hashtag boss hashtag Legion of Indy Pods. On the next tweet, he says, Elmer Fudd from Phoenix is exactly what they sound like, disgusting inside and out. Hashtag, great review hashtag hashtag idiots. Hashtag Hulk smash. And then there's this one. If you've mentioned shameless chewed gum, Todd Patrick or anything else related to me, I thank you for caring so much. I never realized how important I was in your lives. Thank you. Hashtag dumb. Agreed. I don't know. I actually have grown to appreciate James.

I don't even, I'm not even on Twitter anymore. Yeah. And frankly, I was a little pissed at you for doing that segment last week because I have to follow that shit up. The segment we reviewed is stand up. That was amazing. And by the way, I'm not going to say what it is on this show. I'll I'll pull a opi and tease it

Yeah, but that gave me an amazing idea for a show involving stand-ups. Oh, all right We're when we gonna find out about this next week's episode I mean it was an opi thing so you'll never find out This is the last one I'm gonna read he says isn, is it weird how much I hate the name Kevin? I've never met a Kevin or Carl that I enjoyed as a person. Seen to be pretty greasy dudes. Make sense. Hashtag who is Kevin? Hashtag funny.

So this guy, I don't know what he knows about us. He thinks Kevin's still a co-host, which is not accurate. He thinks Carl is a greasy person, which is semi-accurate. But it's just nice to know that she, which is very excited that he's getting so much attention from us in the podcast world. That was a fun episode last week. I was really excited.

I listened to a stand-up a couple times through, and I just thought I can listen to this whole thing on the show and break down every joke and then Kro's and Doug bringing in his music career shit. It's like, whoa, I had no idea this was going on. I also got shit from people for me thinking that his scream-o stuff was even close to decent. I got an email from a guy who sings and bands,

who said that he used reverb, which is cheating, and I forget, someone else gave me shit somewhere else. I was fuck off, you fucking metal. No, I know. I deal with metal people all the time, and hey man, that's fine, it's your deal man, but metal people are such fucking nerds about their bullshit. Like, you know what?

I thought it sounded like fucking decent metal too. Well, I think the thing that threw me for a loop was how bad the rap stuff was. And then I heard that and I said, well that sounds like I wouldn't know this guy was doing it. And I'm still not sure that he was because it didn't seem right.

I didn't think it was good. I wasn't impressed. I was just surprised that Shabius McKillian, the guy who sucks at everything he tries, seemed like he was pulling that off to a point where it would fool me. So that was the only point I was trying to make. All right, we've done a lot here today, Adam. I'm glad you didn't have any clips because holy fuck, I got other things to do today. Like I said, we would have just gotten the same shit. I think so. I think we made our points, right?

It was pretty, you know, we had done the fucking Dak Shepherd one last time. That was a lot of sparse clips, whereas brighter side was pretty front-loaded. There was a lot to get into with only like 20 minutes of the episode. Yeah, and I'm glad that you picked up on that because when we played those bits in our last podcast episode, I recognize right away like this podcast is very reviewable sounding. And I don't think I would have revisited it if you hadn't reached out inside. We should do this. I'm glad you did because that show is a shit show. It is terrible. But hey, man, like, look, whatever the fuck,

what is the guy's name again? Ad Larsen. Hey, look, if you can make it happen, I'm happy to give it a second shot, but this, as it is, great premise, actually, you'll never do it, never mind. No, it's terrible. And stop podcasting, It's bad and it's barely cut out the hop a new good

Dude, oh shit Well, you know what what time it is right now and it was everybody's favorite part of the show. It's the teaser Reno That's what it is. The teaser. That's what it is. The teaser. The teaser. That's what it is. This is the part of the show where we play a clip

from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week on WATP next week. We'll be back with a brand new episode and we'll be talking about a very popular podcast. This will be something that people might not want to tweet publicly on Twitter. True, okay. Here's my question. When you guys jacked off for the first time, I don't want to know how old you were. Actually, when you're jacked off for the first time, were you shooting blanks or was there semen right from the get go leaking blanks? Do you know what this is, Adam?

No. This is a podcast called The Misfits Podcast. Episode 31, School Is Cringe from March 3rd, 2019. This is a huge show. I guess there's five or six YouTubers who got together and started this podcast. I've listened to a few minutes of it. I'm not sure what to make of it just yet.

Is it as awful as it sounds from that teaser? I would imagine, but it's very popular. People seem to like it. And this suggestion came in from our buddy, Kaya, from the official podcast. Kaya will be back on the show next week and we'll be breaking down the misfits podcast. Wait, it isn't his show, the same premise. It's a bunch of YouTubers who got together.

So I think maybe he's jealous. I think it's the problem. Why are we the YouTubers? Everybody's listening to, why are they listening to these YouTubers? You know, it's interesting though, like how different the top ten in comedy is from where it was like even five years ago yeah there's a lot of shows that you're like who the fuck is this in the top ten and they there's certain ones like the the the English people by dad is a porn or whatever the fuck it is that they like it's a premise that you like I understand but there's just a lot of random shows from these shitty SJW improvvers or hot chicks

who think like just because people look at their tits and laugh, you know what I'm saying? Like there's, but it used to be like Adam Corolla sucks now, but it used to be people like him that you at least knew who they were. The pressing part and you just said it is, call her daddy is up there with Joe Rogan. I said, Joe Rogan and then call her daddy

and then deck shepherd. It's like the top three, but what the fuck is going on? A, that is not a comedy podcast. I don't know why it's categorized as such. And B, that's a sad statement for America that that's what people are listening to in the US are these two eights talking about swallowing jizz.

Fucking hey guys come on. Hey, hey, Carl, you know, I discovered this great thing called porno where if I want to see hot chicks, and I can actually watch it. I'm not just listening to them tell stories about all the loads they've swallowed. I can actually see it. It's a may, dude, you should check it out. I did. You just reminded me of a review.

I haven't read reviews recently. There have been a bunch that are kind of back. I'll get to them. But there's one that I want to read from Alison, 818 on March 11th. And she said, I literally stopped listening to two podcasts, Adam Corolla and Hollywood Handbook because of this show. I came for the intrigue and stayed for the OP. And I have to say, I loved that somebody wrote that,

Doug made the point, if we review a podcast on this show, it's not gonna stop him from listening to it. People are fans of the show, it's the fans of, but it happened to me too. I stopped listening to Adam Korola after Krojen, I did that show, I went,

yeah, this does suck. I have gonna stop listening to this. And I'm very happy to hear that we stopped, at least one person from listening to Hollywood Handbook, because that show is hot garbage. It's the exact category that you were just talking about these young zoomers trying to do this shitty improv nonsense. That's not funny or ironic or interesting in any way.

It's just a bit that's going on way too long. Absolutely. There's my rant on that. All right, well, Ed, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show, anything that you want to plug my friend. Hey, I've got one episode of one of my YouTube's up. It's called Voyager of the Damned, which is I've only done one episode so far, but it's basically me reviewing Star Trek Voyager and

Explaining why it's an amazing premise that turned into a shit show. Okay. Do you play clips from the actual show on your YouTube video? No, it's one of it's kind of kind of like, fuck, what is it called? The Jason Manzuga show, how did this get made? Yes. Where like, look, I don't have that kind of editing skill. Go watch the episode. Okay.

If you can see through an entire episode of Star Trek Voyager. I most certainly cannot, sir, but that sounds awesome. I encourage everyone to go check that out. Thank you so much for your time. I'm sorry that we had issues with getting clips pulled and transferred and all those things. And I'm sorry that your audio sounded like shit today because you're at work, but we'll get this figured out.

One of these days. And that's almost like you're waiting for me to actually give those a apology. Well, since you didn't, somebody's gonna do it. So please, thank you for having me call. Join us again next week because it might be a nice time when we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show you... Master, baby. Mm, okay. Great show you? Monster being here. Hmm. OK. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. Good day, everyone. Good day, everyone. Good day, everyone. Good day, everyone. Good day, everyone. Good day, everyone.

Good day, everyone. It's boring as kids. You fucking know all about this shit. Bull shit. Good day, everyone. You're wearing a shirt You fucking know all about this shit Bullshit Your white head but giant spitches in her That's Fucking thing Oh Fucking cares

You know are these things? Oh, cuss. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Welcome to the after show of who are these pockets the wrap-up show if you will Who are these pockets? The wrap-up show, if you will, second half of show. As some kind of... Is this a real thing? Yeah, we're gonna run through some voicemails. That's cool. It's amazing to me.

People tweet at me and say, I saw on the show description that you have voicemails, I'm not going to listen to that show. People fucking hate the voicemail segment. So we bury it. We bury it at the end. A lot of people probably think, oh, the show's over.

I'm hearing a music, Pat. It's probably all done. And if you fell asleep and you're waking back up again, good news, we have more show. And it's a much shorter segment than it was last week. I promise you that. Does your audience not know that they can skip ahead? I don't know.

That's what's so weird to me. They hate the voice about something so much that they say, I'm not gonna listen to all the other parts that I like because at some point I might have to pause it or switch to a different show because you do voice sounds. Like, guys, it's not that hard. We can figure this out.

They don't call our mag because they don't eat ass. I think that's the problem. They don't wanna have to answer that question, answer to that question. Do you eat ass? Like, I don't want to answer as I do not. You do not? No, I'm not gonna get a shit from it

because I have some younger friends. And apparently, if you're not eating ass, you got to step your game up. Apparently everybody's eating ass and I'm sorry. Shit comes out of there. Like I'll stick a finger at my own ass if I'm feeling squirrely, but that's never a tongue. That's disgusting. That's a bottle of weed should ask people.

Do you finger your own ass when you're feeling squirrely? Answer the question answer me All right, I have some Some clips to get through here and since we're talking about bottle of web. We might as well start there. This guy is not a fan Hey, it's Daniel. I left the no substance of voicemail last week Suggesting your favorite band sucks. I figured I'd leave another no substance voicemail this week for you guys. I might not be able to pronounce controversy, but at least I can say exactly correctly. I also want to hop on the anti-butthole weab bandwagon.

I'll honestly admit to watching the anime, but if you build your entire personality around a hobby like that, you really need to get a life. I have to stick out for Bottle Weeb on this. So I know that his personality is based on watching anime, but it's not just that. It's also asking people if they eat ass. Yeah, I was gonna say that's one of layers there. If you got to pick just two things and those are your things, eat and ask, and well, I guess it's not even eating us.

It's just asking people about eating us, and Naruto, that's not bad. He doesn't even eat us. He is against it, but he wants to know if other people do, and I kind of do too now. I never wanted to know that, and now all of a sudden, I meet somebody for the first time, and I'm like you too now. I never wanted to know that and now all of a sudden I meet somebody for the first time and I'm like, I know this is inappropriate to ask at this point,

especially since this is a very important business meeting that we're in, but do you eat ass? Turns out I actually steal that from him and just do that myself. Turns out it's not an appropriate question. So I was talking about how somebody wrote me an email explaining how Shameless is scream-o-stuff sucked. This is a voicemail that also agrees with that premise.

Yeah, this is Nick from Oklahoma. I don't have any weird names like a Bothole Wheat and Boomer Guy. But, you know, you were really a fan of that Shameless death-core kind of round round he did that's a pretty embarrassing bro I'm gonna stop you right there because you know how no this is a fucking metal nerd Yeah, because he specifically outlined that it was death core. Yeah, I've never even heard of death core And I have a lot of friends who listen to metal. And you wouldn't unless you got into it,

but there's like 3000 subgenres of metal. Yes. Yeah, no, it's only noticeable if you actually really love Metal. Nothing against it, but there can't be that many subgenres of any type of music, no matter what it is. They just can't.

The problem with having that many subgenres and I'm a musician, so this pisses me off, is there's all these rules that are placed on it. Like, well, we're the type of metal band that has double kick drums, but we have a growl singer and not a scream singer, and we only do palm muted downstroking. So therefore, we do this style. It's like, what the fuck? Why not just write songs that are good?

Why does it have to be within these all these parameters in order to make it a specific subgenre? Anyway, let's move on. This is a, Shamus McKillian himself called us. This is very exciting. What? Shamus. How dare you, Carl, it's me, Shamus McKillian. Don't think front of me stand up and don't think front of me one hundred downloads.

Goodbye. Don't make fun of me stand up. I think that really was the real shabeless. I fell for that. I actually thought that was shabeless for like a quarter of a second. I think that was. That was the real shabeless McIllian. We also had Deepak Chopra call into the show.

Let's play that. Hey, Carl. This is Deepak Chopra and this is how I talk. Just calling in, you know, you have me on your show once before, all when I was on the wrong burger deep podcast. And you know, you kind of took a piss out of me. And you know, I was all right. I wasn't going to call in the motherfuck you over that. I mean I am a highly spiritual motherfucker over here but then you started talking about the Indian

culture on your most recent episode and how the Simpsons were totally fine and being hysterical and you know I just thought that was a really shitty thing to do you know I was over here meditating shit and I just thought I had to call up and you know I just thought that was a really shitty thing to do you know I was over here meditating shit and I just thought I'd call up and you know let Carl know to stop being specific but uh yeah keep up the good work uh wait wait which isn't all right I guess I've learned my lesson deep out I I took something away from that that that bit where he says that I'm this is deep out Joker and this is how I it's made me laugh hysterically partially because I once heard on a podcast of famous impressionists say like he he talked to Dana Carvey and asked him man how do you do like such amazing impressions and he says well I don't I just

tell them what I'm doing and it takes them half the way there it's true and true you wasn't a data carbie. I only want that he was Deepak Chopra there. I'm gonna start doing that myself. If you wasn't a data carbie, just don't anything like George Bush CDer. It's not even close. But he tells you that's what he's doing.

He's like, I buy it. This is a voicemail from Clay Early, who is not a fan of Butthole weeb, those two go back and forth on Twitter and through our voicemail. Clay left the voicemail last week that sounded like shit, so I didn't play it. And then he left one this week that is way too long, so don't worry, I've edited this down for everybody, but this did make me laugh. Hey Kyle, yo, it's your buddy Clay everybody.

I hope this messifies you well and all that garbage, whatever. Sorry it took me, you know, while to get back in. I was, I don't know, I've been reading a bunch of dillver comics that actually... Oh my god! Those are actually funny. I don't know. You tried out. You tried out.

I think you could get some inspiration. They're good, buddy. They're good! Anyway. I hate you. I hate you. You don't see my views behind this, Adam. He's cracking up over Dillver comics.

You're not finding that music I'm confused what I have to do with but oh we boy Ah he gets it there you go You know fucking foot fetish weep over here talking about your bullshit like a faggot like the two like a bag it like you like to do you have a killer buddy your your your show going well this is the pinnacle this is the zenith you're okay the zeniths I think you were saying zenith like zenith

yeah zenith I think you were saying zen up like zen up. Yeah, I think. I got to admit, when I listened to that, I was laughing my ass off. He's cracking up over Dilbert comics as you do. I do have to play the Boomer guy, but just one voice mail from boomer guy and he asks a great question. Hey Carl because you know you totally give advice. I just wanted to say I'm about to go on a date with this chick that I haven't seen in like over a year and like I remember her being hot, but I forgot what she fucking looks like. I was like this abstract remember, you know, memory of it. So I've asked her her Instagram.

She has like no social media. So what would you, what would you advise for a person in that, in that predicament? A meter or two hours. I'm not sure what the fuck she looks like. I remember her being a short skinny Latina. That was it. Fuck. I would text her and ask her if she eats ass, and if she does, definitely go for it. So I have this one Adam. I have the answer to this. It's a great question.

You're going out with a girl, you don't know how attractive she is. What do you do? This is easy math. You have to get to 10 is the answer. So if the chick is a 10, then you don't have to do anything. Perfect, you can just fuck her.

If she's a five, well then you got to have five drinks. If she's a two, you got to have eight drinks. I think you understand where I'm going with this. You just have to get to 10 and everything else is golden. You're good to go. Carl, that sounds like a lot of math for this guy. It might be a little bit tough for him. Hopefully, I didn't get to him this advice in time. Hopefully it worked out for him. But that's the answer to this. It's just be ready to drink early and often. And when I say the girls of two you need eight drinks, I mean eight drinks within about a 45 minute

span. We're not talking about over the course of an evening. We got to get this, we got to get this going very quickly because a two is a lot to overcome. This is a brand new color to the show. It's the last voice that we're gonna play, but I'm excited about future calls from this new character we have. Hey, Carl, this is the Boomer Weeb. I have a massive need for attention and acceptance. So I'm just gonna call in and leave

in any voice mail about things that I think are edgy like saying packet or talking about eating ass I'm gonna keep calling in every week and leave like 40 voicemails each one about two minutes long So look forward to that and everyone's really gonna hate me and I'm gonna think it's great because I'm such an edge lord So yeah get ready to hear a lot more of me buddy Fucking boomer weave the new character out of the show. But you know, this is turning into a wrestling show. Now Boomer and we are going to get together become the new tag team champs and beat Boomer. We yeah, it's clay early at Boomer. We don't build team up. I like it. It makes a lot of sense. All right. I'm exhausted. I got to go. But thanks again, Adam,

for your time today. I think you're Carl. I think it worked out all right. All things considered. It's just what the help of level later, we should all be all right. I'll get at it. All right. Kisses. You've sag it. Kill yourself. I'll get at it. Alright, kisses, you faggot. Kill yourself.

Mhmm.