Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep148 - The Misfits Podcast

Episode Date: March 31, 2019

It's WATP vs. YouTube! Well, not really. It's just us talking about six guys who play video games better than average. Kaya from the Official Podcast joins us to talk about Apex Legends, Fortnite, and whatever.  We also get into The Dick Show ripping us off, Opie's Yelp reviews, Cringe of the Week, and voicemails. Wait, did I just promote voicemails? That's a typo.  Support Deep Discount: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh Carl has uh one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run By. A guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. That's a great show.

Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo. Cuzz a Roo. Slapper Rooney. A Drinky Pooh. Who are these podcasts?

They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to, especially when they go after someone. I think it's going to break down what it's all about for it to turn new people onto interesting podcasts. No, it's not. It's just mercilessly rips on people. Some of this is quite hilarious. It's hilarious.

The show is hilarious. It's hilarious the show is hilarious W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Hello back slabbers and cousin ruse what would would you another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that doesn't have hosts who discuss their masturbatory habits. I'm your host Carl. Back with me this week is our friend Kaya. Welcome Kaya. Hey man, thanks for having me. Not gonna say for years you've given Kevin shit for not caring enough about the podcast and not doing enough.

And every time we do this, I have to sit here and listen to myself, the heavy bass ear raping me on the intro from when you recorded my voice and you couldn't be bothered to fix it. I have to tell you that that segment right there, I hear about it from friends of mine all the time. They love it.

This guy called Carl is something that I hear repeated back to me nonstop. Please go to whoarethese.com to get our PayPal info email address, voicemail number, link to our subreddit, all the ways to get in touch with the show. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Misfits. This was a suggestion from at Charlie Fowler. It's been a suggestion a few times from a lot of different people. Kaya was the most recent to suggest it. So we both listened to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Yes. The Misfits podcast is a very big show. You have host Swagger Souls, McCrey Me, Toby on the tally, Fitz, Inautorious, and Zuckles. And of course, a lot of people, it's a zoo. It's a zoo. And these six gentlemen are also known as Eric Vivian Matthews, Jay, John on the radio, Cameron, just Matt Mason. It gets very confusing. I'm trying to figure out who each of these people are and what they do and why I should care. And I just, I'll tell you what, I'm going to set this up, Kai, I don't normally do this,

but I'm already apologizing. I listened to three whole episodes of this show. I went back and listened to episode one, the Poland story, which I was told was a great episode. I had a listen to that, which is an hour and 40 minutes long. I listened to episode 31, which I teased last week, and I listened to the latest episode of episode 34 that you said you were gonna listen to.

So I really wanted to get an understanding. Oh, also, I watched a YouTube video of them doing a show where the six of them are sitting around a table somewhere. And I really tried to understand what the fuck was going on with the show. I know this is a big show with a lot of fans or I didn't want to just listen to one episode and say, oh, they suck.

But I can't make Hattert have a lot of work to do with it. No, I don't get it either. You know, back when you reviewed our podcast, I asked you if I could come on to shit on ourselves. You did. It's kind of really eager to. I'm not much here. I'm not sure.

Say this is a very valid substitute. Okay, good. Very much like our podcast. And I think I want to get the positives out of the way. Okay, great. Just to get off on a good foot here, extend a branch of all of the misfits, fans listening right now

We're gonna shit on us later on in the iTunes reviews right. I think one the audio quality is immaculate Mm-hmm, right considering that there's like what 10 people on this fucking show Nobody ever talks over another person at least on the episode that I listened to they are clearly using decent equipment So that's good and And two, I think they do seem like decent people because they have a couple of opinions that I think you and I would agree on. Like, cancel culture is cancer. Firing people for shit they said on Twitter nine years ago

is retarded. All of that stuff I agreed with. And yeah, that's it. Let's fucking shit on them, though. Now that you said that, I have to start off with this. First off, I noticed that they came after you, your guy showed the official podcast. And when I listened to episode one,

yeah, because they're only on the episode 34 now. You guys have been around a lot longer. When I listened to episode one, the way they started off their show reminded me of something. Three, two, one. All right. Oh, perfect. Good.

Okay. Easy. Yeah. I'm going to get a first try. Yeah. Crazy. I'm autistic. Oh.

All right. Am I doing the intro again or we change it up every time? No, no, no, I got it. Welcome back to the misfits podcast. I'm your host Swagger cells. You're not the Okay, am I crazy? It sounded familiar to me. No all of it did. This was like looking in the mirror But it's scary because it was like looking in the mirror after a long night of drinking and the feeling shameful because this is the reality. This is what you see. It's not what you, the image you've had in your head, not that I've, you know, not that I was some delusion all the way to it, but still, was that your clip to set up the show

war? No, I just because you were talking about how it was very similar to you coming out and ripping out your show. I was like, yeah, I got that sense too. And I was listening to these guys. They even talk about playing video games with Jackson at one point. I'm like, wait a second. Is that the Jackson that I know? I'm guessing it is. I don't know. I know. I know. I know. Okay. I have no fucking clue. No. That's him or somebody else. But okay, so I think the one thing that I can claim as victory here is that we don't spend half an hour talking about fucking video

games in every episode. This was, I almost started to get into the show. It was okay. It's one of those shows where, you know, young people turn it on just to feel like they have friends. Yes. You know, like that's the thing. I got that stuff too. Yes. It's just a couple of bodies hanging out and then a couple of teenagers who listen to it, feeling like their world comes just back around noise. But then, just as I was getting into it and thinking, well, this isn't so bad, they just, they did a whole nose dive into fucking video games for 10, 15, 20, something minutes.

Okay. And then I realized this is all they really talk about. For instance, YouTube then it's video games. So play my clip 13 real quick. All right. Twitter tweets, Twitter tweets, Twitter. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Right, take talk, Twitch.

Twitch, Twitch. YouTube, YouTube, YouTubers, YouTubers, YouTubers, YouTubers. YouTubers, Shane Dawson, Ninja, Mr. Beast, anything for views. Always just on Overwatch. Logan Paul. Apex Legends. An Apex tournament Overwatch. Apex. A or anything for views. Always this on Overwatch. Logan Paul Apex Legends. An Apex tournament Overwatch.

Apex Apex. Apex Apex. Apex CSGO. Fortnite. Apex Apex. Apex. That is a brilliant summary, my friend. Yeah, that's every single, well not every single time, unfortunately.

That's what this podcast is throughout the thing. It's just peppered with references to youtubers and social media and these fucking video games and I hate shows that aren't self-contained right like your show is perfect every episode is self-contained I don't need to know who the fuck Kevin is I don't need to know who the fuck you are I can jump into any episode at the worst a podcast should be self-contained in its series, I guess, where if you started episode one, you know what the hell is going on. This show doesn't feel like that. Not this podcast. You have to know what Apex Legends is, who this YouTuber is,

who Shane Dawson is, what he does, who this other YouTuber is, who is Ninja. I don't know, I don't care. I'm not going to lie to you, Guy. I was googling this shit out of everything they were talking about. I got to figure out what they're talking about. I'm not gonna lie to you, Guy. I was Googling the shit on everything they were talking about. I gotta figure out what they're talking about because I've tried to review the show and they just throw these things out there. They're not in my world at all. I don't live this lifestyle.

I'm not a YouTuber replaced video games all day. So to me, this is a foreign language. And I'm glad you put together that cap. My clip that sums up the show for me is very short, but it's from the episode that you us do. Guys, we're taking into much time with nonsense. There was a lot of nonsense on the show, and they weren't talking about video game tournaments

and things like that. They got into this flat earth stuff, which you know I love. You and I have talked about this. Yeah, I love flat earths. I feel like I can have a conversation about the flat earth for eight hours straight. I'm all in. The problem is these dummies just think that they're being I feel like I can have a conversation about the flat earth for eight hours straight. Like I'm all in.

The problem is these dummies just think that they're being entertaining by saying ridiculous nonsense, horseshit. It's one thing if you wanna describe what flat earthers think and explain, like this is what these guys actually think. Like I love talking about that because there are people who legitimately think the earth is flat and have all these theories.

But these guys just start making up nonsense and they go off for like 25, 30 minutes on just nonsense about things nobody believes in. Oh yeah, you know, that the earth is hollow and it's actually two sides of a flat earth. You go from one side to the other and okay. Yeah. And nobody thinks this is just silly. The problem is even if this was entertaining. They put it after the video game conversation way after I zoneed out Way the fuck out. I'll let you in on a secret a friend did that cut compilation for me By the end I realized wait a minute it wouldn't be funny if I put all of those video game titles in a clip But I can't listen to this again. I can't do it. It was so difficult, even if the

conversation was interesting, you just, you lost me at Apex Legends 20 times. It doesn't work like that. Yeah. I have a, you were talking earlier and I hope I'm not stealing your thunder here, but you said they do discuss some things that we can agree with. For example, this culture where we're tattle-tailing on everyone, we want to get everybody in trouble. Here's the setup to that. I just hate the fucking trend of, let's just go back nine years and pick some shit some guys. Yeah, yeah. So many people now on Twitter doing that, they'll scroll through people's like DMs or like tweets

and stuff like that, like the guy that used to, like the head director at Marvel or something like that, he tweeted something like eight years ago that someone dug up and then he got fired up for it. Yeah, direct during. James gone. James gone. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay, I think you and I agree on that.

This is ridiculous that we're just trying to get. And especially it's people who are successful. Oh, you're gonna host the Oscars, well, then we're gonna look at your Twitter feed from nine years ago and complain about it. So, these guys have the right view until they get to what Kevin Hart actually tweeted. There was something about, oh, if his kid was gay, something, it was,

I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, actually, you know, the Kivenhawin was pretty questionable. It was a tweet where a joke heard. It was a tweet and it was something about his kid, if his kid was gay. See, this is where they lose me.

They say, you shouldn't just go back. I said, was Twitter for me from nine years ago and then try to call them out and take away their livelihood and then, wow, but Kevin Hart, what he said is wrong. No, that's the whole point of this. We're trying to get against. We're trying to work against that type of thinking, dummy. I at that part, they try to, it's not in in your clip but they go on to say, well, you know, even if he did mean it and it wasn't a joke, he had nine years to change his opinion.

I mean, he could be holding the politically corrective feeling right away. That's right! He tried far. No, that's not the point at all. It's not the point. You should say fucked up things without living, becoming a hobo. That's the point. Yeah, that was funny. And then

there I don't know if you looked up the whole Shane Dawson thing with the somebody claim this is a big youtuber from what I understand and somebody found a clip of him talking about fucking his cat and these guys were talking about that and They wanted to talk about how he used to be edgy, so play my clip three real quick, please. We'll be in like 2012, where Shane was in this peak edgy phase. Almost as edgy as us. Would you believe me?

Are we at that peak edgy phase? You think it's gonna be fun? We're in a sort of kind of edgy than change. Shane was very much like sexual edgy. It was like shock. It was like very shock. We were more shock humor. No, YouTubers have never been R-NOT

to never will be edgy or shocking. None of them. YouTubers are the most domesticated animals on the planet, more so they're fucking dogs. You can tell a YouTuber you're going to demonetize this video and he will immediately change his entire vocabulary and look for you. It's so true. YouTuber, you ask him what the terms of service are for Twitch or YouTube. They can recite them verbatim

They don't every lie of that well section for says you can talk about jizzing on the cap But you can't show the cat and if the cat has jizz on it you can't you could just imply it okay Okay, yeah, that does it just doesn't happen this shit where they want to pretend They're so edgy because they say the word fuck every once in a while. Yeah Do you know George Carlin's seven dirty words, right? Of course. It was like shit piss, motherfucker, fuck and all that. And now fast forward to 2019, and we use those words

like punctuation every YouTuber does. And that's not being edgy. I dare you to go on your official YouTube channel and misgender somebody. Try it on Twitter, especially if you're in England. You're not edgy. Come on. You're not edgy. Come on. Yeah. Cool. Cut the shirt out. You can be edgy, but only within these strict parameters

and guidelines where edgy can exist. Well, that's the opposite of edgy. But it doesn't stop them from talking a lot about jacking off. I'm just aware that this new list is coming in all of a sudden. And so I just feel like say and like We're gonna be talking about jacking off for a good another 20 minutes and then back to the jack off So this is how the show that I listened to starts off episode 31 They're like we're gonna be talking about jacking off and when you never get six guys in a room together all talking That's the topic that you want to have come up. Let's all talk about jacking off. Yeah, again, they're ripping you guys off. So they say that in just like, oh yeah,

we're gonna have a jack up. And then they actually do talk about jacking off and they get into this shower wanking as they call it. And this is the discussion around that. Right when you're about to bust, you have to like make sure that you're like pointed right down to the drain. So that goes right into the drain. Because that actually gets on the floor and then you have to like kind of get

hands-patch every kick it and then it gets on your feet and it gets on the floor. It'll like get on your leg and you try to like get it off of so it's on your truck. Look, if you're a female listener listening to this, I just congratulations on still mailing here. It's like they're trying to give shower-wank hacks. They should do a TED Talk on shower-wanking. So that I can learn how to do this appropriately. Oh, so aim at the drain. Okay, that's a good idea.

Again, rip-offs. Come on, fund your own shit. I've come to terms with the fact that we're in the podcasting realm. You know, you have dignified people like Dan Carlin's hardcore history Sam Harrison like that and then there's the chips the fast food of podcasting which is what we do Which is entertain a bunch of shitheads. We are a bunch of shitheads We talk about stupid farts and dicks and cocks and retarded shit like that

about stupid farts and dicks and cocks and retarded shit like that. Fund your niche. This is our corner. Get out of our territory, Miss Fitz. I'm calling you out, especially like guys whose voice I recognize. I don't know any of their names, but I love it. I recognize like two of their voices. I wanted to back up now because I was wondering about this. You had mentioned that you were either going to go on their show or we were going to review

their show. And I figured that you knew these guys or at least hit some type of contact. No, see obviously because you can tell the shows are very similar. So the fan base is there's a huge overlap here. So I constantly get messages from people like, okay, you know, do you listen? Do you go on? Do you talk to the people from? Do you know about them? This and that, the misfits, the super mega cast, the whatever that spaz that you hated on Sleepy cast, whose name always eludes me. Yeah, I don't know. He has a podcast. I don't know either. I constantly get messages about these people doing a podcast

and we've had them on obviously. So I figured, hey, you know what? Why not shit on them? Right, I love it. You have the right mentality, my friend. Hey, you know, if they have any sense of humor that they will come on your show and they will shit back out, well, you've done us, but on somebody else passed the Olympic flame to another runner.

That's the whole point of this. If anybody is listening who we have shat on, please give it right back. That's the whole point of the roast. I want to talk about their live reads. And what they do is, I think this is their stick because I heard this on a couple of different episodes, is they put the live reads in in posts.

So they go, okay, we're gonna talk about our sponsor now and then they clip this in. It's jarring. It's jarring and listening to this person reads this wrong. I say this person because I don't know who's who. I've tried. I really did try. I can't figure it out.

See what it people. Let's just pretend it fits. So fits is talking about burrow.com. And there is a mistake made here that seems like if it gets back to the advertiser, and I don't know how you guys do this, but I have to send timestamps and make sure they go back and review these ads.

It seems like there would be an issue around this. Save $75 today by visiting burrow.com slash misfits that's burrow.com slash misfits to save 75% off your order. That's probably Zuckles. So he says you can save $75 off your order. That's probably Zuckles. So he says, you can save $75 off your order by going to this website. And then he says, save 75% off your order.

This is something that costs hundreds of dollars, if not thousands. Yeah. And he mistaken dollars for percentage. That's a huge difference. 75% off is way different than $75 off of something. And so I went to burrow.com slash misfits and that page no longer exists.

This episode is only a few weeks old. I'm guessing the client in this case said, all right, you guys are done. We're done here, you fucking idiots. You put it in a pose and wasn't even alive, read. They could have gotten it right. From my experience, I've done this for two years, it could be that the advertiser just pulled out because they didn't get enough clicks.

It could be that these guys just get a slap on the wrist where they say, hey, this is wrong. You need to remove it from the episode right now, even after it's been aired. Or, well, not or, but usually what happens when podcasts do the shit in post is you and your friends, you're sitting in a group chat and one of you says, hey, you do this, fits. And if it does it all by himself, he doesn't notice nobody else notices. Yeah, they're not listening.

They don't give shit. Not paying attention, right? Yeah. And nobody notices. That's what happens, really. That's exactly what happened, because after they do these reads that weren't lies, they put it in post They come back and one of the things they like to laugh about is like oh because they didn't actually read it

Oh, that was a great read and future Toby. Thank you for that wonderful ad rate. Yeah, that was a lit fucking ad Thanks man, I mean you really read the fuck out of that ad. Thanks Thanks dog And again just breaking down the fourth wall here, I don't know if that's funny for people. Wow, that was a lit ad read because they didn't happen on me. But the fact that they keep saying they have no idea what products or services they're endorsing and they really don't give a shit.

They just put it in in post and don't even read it right. They can't possibly be good for the advertisers. There's no advertisers, like, hey, if you can just dismiss our product, that'd be great. We'll throw you some money, just act like you don't give a fuck. Well, you know more about advertising than I do since you're literally in advertising. Right.

But from my experience, they must be taking a pay cuts because they're not doing the read live. That's a big thing, follow these podcasting advertisers who just spray pepper shots, shotgun to the wall, everything. Just they sponsor every podcast and all they want from the podcast is do this live. I don't want it edited in post. If you don't do it live, well, the rate changes, which is why we do it, even if we stumble over them, like drunk idiots, what's the fact that they do this in post

and they still fucked up this, you know funny, but they also, they earn less doing it, even though it's so easy. I hope they earn less doing it. It's really a bad sheet. There's another thing going on with this show, and maybe you can help me out with this. So Swagger Souls is a famous YouTuber.

I watch some of his videos. He does, he plays like VR games, and I don't know if this is the only thing he does, but he plays VR games and tries to have hilarious banter with the characters in the VR game. And it's fun, I enjoyed it. But he never shows his face. Even on videos of these guys, you never see his face.

He's like mysterious. And they talk about it. I think I'm the episode that you listen to, how there's all these people trying to face-docs him. Is that a word? They're trying to get his face out there. How is it possible that you're a YouTuber who doesn't show their face?

What does that even mean? What is the secret here? Do you understand this? Yeah, well, I mean, we have on the podcast the most famous person host on our podcast also didn't use to show his face for the longest time. He only started like two years ago. It's just a privacy thing. Usually these guys, they just, they don't want people to come up to them at Walmart every single day to ask her autographs or photographs. So I get that. But if you listen to the latest episode, you'll also notice that he's kind of salty about all the little kids. He keeps referencing the little kids,

I guess listen to the podcast. I was like, oh, you know, all these little children, all these stupid dumb children leaving all these dumb comments and the stupid kids, little 12 year olds listening to the podcast. Play my clip 10 real quick. People can just pretend to be me without a helmet on yeah with a shitty fucking voice Impression and then bam 40,000 fucking small children are fooled 40,000 small children you mean your audience all of them

What is the saltiness about little kid children those are the ones listening to you? It's not 40 year olds of PhDs What is this animosity you feel towards this people? Of course, they're gonna be curious I found that out too. They're paying on Twitch and listening to you guys are famous because you're playing video games Why are you shitting out the people who like to watch you will play video games? Doesn't make any sense to me They did this on purpose. Nice Yeah, get the part about shitting on, you know,

the ones who don't want to respect your privacy, but you can't use 12-year-old little shitheads as an insult when that's your entire fan base. By the way, we're definitely pissing off some tweens today, Kyle. We're going to get some shit from these tweens, I'm afraid. Isn't it odd though that this guy, Swagger Souls is wearing a helmet out in public when they go out,

because I listen to the whole Poland story show, they're out of the bar, and he has to get his shot of whiskey with a straw, because he can't drink through his helmet. This is really how this guy is living his life. And that's not a Photoshop? Well, he just explained that that's what he had and he was wearing a helmet.

I don't know. I took it to face value. I could be a rock. Oh, that's stupid. All right, what else do you have, buddy? Oh, God, I have a lot. We did the YouTubers are edgy thing. This is one of my pet peeves, which is YouTubers acting

like what they do is difficult, which always triggers the shit out of me like, play Clip 7, please. Okay. For so many kids, it's like, oh, you just start making videos. Oh, that's easy to do. Anyone can do that.

And that's really hard. And they see other people's success and they just want to bring them down and anything they can. Yeah. No, not yeah. No, it's not difficult. Speaking of somebody who is in the YouTube being business, the whole podcasting

on the social media stuff, shit. No, you're not coal miners. I hate this attitude that these assholes always have. And you know the trick here is, we talked about this before, remember with OP, when OP said that he spent so much time editing his podcast. Right.

It was just definitely not true. Definitely not true. Neither is it for these people. You hire somebody else to do your editing. You're just saying this so they go to your Patreon and they give you money. Instead of doing the honest thing, just say we create fun content. You will have to pay for it. There's no shame in it. You don't have to lie and act as if what you do is difficult.

You sleep 13 hours a day and you play video games for 10. Come on. Yeah, look at Kaya. He put together a compilation. He didn't even do it himself. He outsourced him. I like your honesty. I went on the official podcast. I was forced to be a guest on your show. And one of your hosts didn't even wake up and tied to record it. He came in an hour and he said, God, I just got up., what's going on guys? I got love that. That's great. Embrace it. Yeah, see exactly. Try that with a real job. Embrace it. That's great. I brought up the point that you shouldn't pay him for that episode. You guys like, no, no, no, no, it's fine. We'll pay him. Why? He didn't listen to me.

He's talking about it. I'll even go one further. It turns out at the end of of that episode something fucked up during your recording or something where your Soundboard wasn't on the recording right right nobody could hear it. Yeah, and we just went at fine. It'll be fine I know This is not high stakes editing come on. I feel bad about that. Holy shit You're fucking play video games all day. This is not it's cool if that's what you do Just don't make pretenses about it. I don't get this if you're an entertainer who gets paid a lot For very little work that makes you a smart person right a bad one right you should take pride in that and I was saying I was having a conversation with my friend Kroze the other day and we were talking about how these

YouTubers they spend 12 hours a day playing video games and they're making all this money because people are watching it and you know, crows as a boomer so he was complaining about it. My thought was, and this is your probably be surprised by this, back in the day as we like to call it, there were program directors who decided this is the person who's going to be on the radio show or this is the person on the TV show that you're gonna watch. Now the cream of the crap rises you get to just put out your content and it catches on and people like it then you become a star. I actually like that a lot better where I know I can

start a YouTube channel and 99.9% of them go nowhere nobody gives a shit but that 0.1% rise up get a huge base, and put out shows that people enjoy. I think that's a better system. So I give them props, they should be proud of that, that they make money a very easy job. They're not putting it on a hard work into it. But good on that, man. It's not easy to get there, I guess, is my point. It's impressive.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, luck is a big part, but you're not allowed to say that luck is any part You know of it it has to be all over you sweat of my brow just like a coal miner Yeah, there's probably a little I'm fucking mom to remember like 10 years ago There was this whole thing where being a mother was the most difficult job in the world. No Oh, this is a fun one so yeah, you get a of shit, Carl, as it turns out, turns out that, you know, shitting on other podcasts, being the central theme of your podcast, it gets a lot of hate.

YouTube comments, sections, not YouTube, so iTunes and wherever else you want. Well, no, I've trust me. I've read some YouTube comments, actions that blast me for the hard. Okay. Well, that that too then. And Carl here has been for anybody who might not know, it hasn't caught up on those episodes. You also almost lost your job because of the Lynch mob.

You came after you because you made fun of some soccer mom with Sandin or vagina. So play my clip nine, which is these guys whining about their comments sections. Yeah, my comment section used toining about their comments sections. Yeah. My comment section used to be so great for the longest time. And then eventually it just became a bit circle jerkish. You know, you see one comment a little, a few minutes,

too many times, and it kind of just, it impacts your mood. And then you're like, yeah, I'm gonna, I know that reading the comments on our, um, misfits, misdew beefs log. Oh, yeah. I, I scroll down the comments until there was maybe like 500 comments, control F. Short. And God damn it. And it's heartbreaking it. That guy sounds like, uh, Seth McFarwood.

Yeah. I, I, I, I wed you crib that clip. I grabbed the same one because when you put yourself out there on the internet, especially these people who are getting praised for all this time and then all of a sudden the tide starts to turn, I think you've talked about this before you're like, wow, our sub-ride of sill likes us, it's amazing. You know, there's only a matter of time before everyone just turns at you and now you're in a shit storm. For me, I kind of went through that in the beginning, so I'm very used to people just shitting

all over me on the internet, but it's unnerving for a lot of people to have strangers hate them. It could be tough to go through. Yeah, but that's not even... You're giving them way more credit, too, because it's not everybody that hates them. It's true. When you have a fanbase that's as big as theirs or ours,

it's the fact that 99% of them love you, even if not all of them say this or leave a comment, and then the 1% who dislikes you, they're fervent enough to do leave a comment, but they're the vast minority. Yet, that bothers you. Some guy saying that you're stupid or retarded. Come on. That's a good point back when I used to get blasted. We have probably, as far as one-seller reviews are concerned on iTunes. We're probably number two behind Michael Rappaport. We have a ton of one-seller reviews and I used to get only one-seller reviews and I had to try to trick myself

into thinking, well, people who like us just aren't commenting, you know. But at least you guys can actually see that there are people who like you and you're still getting buttered over the assholes who don't appreciate it. Like, no, don't take it so seriously. It's the same thing I told Dina Marie from Twisted Philly on an episode that no one should ever listen to, where she was going after someone gave her a negative review on iTunes. She offered a hundred dollars to find their true identity to her fan base. If you, someone can figure out who this person is, I'll give you $100.

Dude, that's fucking crazy. If somebody doesn't like what you're doing, move on. Who cares? Who cares? Somebody wrote a shitty copy out of YouTube channel or YouTube video cares. It's a difference. Again, they care because they're domesticated dogs

because they know that if this doesn't take off, they're not getting a treat today. This is their livelihood. If their podcast doesn't have enough five-star reviews and maybe one of your listeners calls us an extra one-star review, well, maybe that ad-sense money is going to see a little hits, you know? That's the problem. That is the problem.

Which is also why they never do live podcasts, These ballless fucks, so play clip 11. All right. Someone asked me that the other day on stream, they said, would you ever do a live podcast? And I was asking them what they mean. Did I mean, I or I live on Twitch? And they said live on Twitch. And I was like, I just don't think we're good.

No, no. Live in a live in person would be okay. Like doing one live in person would be different, but like doing it like a live stream is, I don't know, I don't know how to feel about doing it. It would have to be so real special. I said that part of the reason we wouldn't do it is because on Twitch, you do have to sense yourself.

No, that's not the reason. We're not on Twitch and we're doing it. It works. I mean, these people, they, God, they just, they can't be fucking funny off script without being able to edit every single word that comes out of their mouths just, they can't be fucking funny off-script without being able to edit every single word that comes out of their mouths just so they, it's almost like a cult leader who only interacts with the higher ups. So the shit that the lower level people see is only the perfect stuff. It bothers me

because we do a podcast, we have guests and every single time it's just, oh, we can't do this live, I'm kind of uncomfortable doing that. Oh, you know, oh, you mean without like Adobe Premiere and QAs and Pro Tools without being able to edit the boring shit, which is the majority I assume. Well, you have guests that won't do your show in front of an audience. Yeah, all of them. No, this is this is one of the things that this is why we only do our guestless episodes and our bonuses, which have no guests. No shit. No shit.

In front of an audience, because most people will just turn it down. They're not comfortable doing it on Twitch YouTube, whatever, even Discord. They don't like it. Because they know they're gonna flub, they're gonna be boring, they're gonna be cringey. They don't do those things, they'd be better.

I'm actually really surprised, Kaya, that you're going after these guys as much as you are because I listened to the show, I thought it was pretty innocuous. Like, oh, that's not great, it's not bad. These guys are having a good time, I just sit around shooting the shit, but you're right that they're not funny guys.

They're jokes, I'll give you an example here. This is, they're talking about, well they're talking about masturbation, of course. And the one kid talks about, when I was a little kid, you get in the pool and that first time one of those jets in the pool hits your penis, you know, really liking that sensation. So they make this joke.

And you are considering transitioning, go to a public pool and put your dick up to a jet and it will invert it. It pretty much inverts your dick. That's crazy. This is what we're talking about. And I've watched some of these guys YouTube videos and you're right. If they conscripted ahead of time, they can edit it. It's entertaining. It's kind of fun. But when they just sit on a podcast

and tell jokes, hey, if you wanna transition, you could put your penis in one of those jets in the pool. Yeah. Is that how that works? Imagine all the shit they have to take out. Right. This is the problem, this is what nobody does, fucking show prep, nobody has any topics ever

that they wanna discuss, nobody has any plan or structure where they wanna discuss. Nobody has any plan or structure where they wanna direct the podcast, let alone have segues from topic to topic like a proper comedian. Playclip 12, I think that's actually exactly that. Yeah, but what's been going on boys? I've still getting over my sickness,

but I'm feeling better now. What's been happening with you? I want an APE. Well, no, actually I didn't. I did not. I was in an APEX tournament with Oasis on Overwatch. Oh, I actually have a fucking drop for this. I'm not a 16 year old nerd playing games to live out my overactive hormonal fantasies.

Oh God, fuck. Kyle, what's going on? This is a pinnacle moment right now at WATP history our guest has his own soundboard This is amazing. I just know remember. I had it. I'm sorry Yeah, I'm an honorary boomer now, but you get the point like these guys don't have anything to talk about so Hey, what do you want to talk about? I don't know you know I played a game this weekend oh the heavens all the time okay and they say hey did you ever get in a fight in high

school or they just they'll just like throw shit out there that because they're just trying to fill time why don't you have prep understand the topics you want to hit what did you do this week and oh I did this really cool thing cool let's talk about the for 20 minutes. Because they are talking about their lives, which I hate, but whatever, their celebrities, they can do that. But they have nothing to talk about.

I watched this YouTube video where they're all together. I think for the first time or the second time ever, and they're recording the show. And they're just eating adibles, drinking, and talking about nothing. I couldn't watch it all the way through, there was nothing going on. That's one of the reasons this was recommended to me,

actually, because people kept telling me, hey, this podcast, all they do is fucking make insight memes jokes about YouTube culture and drugs, drug talk. Yeah, what if I, it's one of the reasons I finally had to stop tuning into Joe Rogan, he has that problem too, you know, where he, every guest, no matter who it is, he has to bring it back to comedy and drugs.

Yeah. Doesn't matter. It could be the first person who landed on the moon going, you know, that's the story of how I landed on the moon. And Joe will be like, wow, that's fascinating. That's just like this one time I did DMT at the comedy show. No, it isn't. Jesus, like everything is about drugs with these people. It's boring. It's interesting. What are we? 14? Did you smoke too? The other problem with these guys is because there's six of them, whatever they're talking about, someone has a boring story to tell.

So here's an example of that, where they're getting into some really edgy material around burning ants. I burned ants with the magnifying glass. I was fucking hated ants. I watched people do that and I fucking laughed so hard. I was fucking answer it started Feelings man, yeah, I remember actually exactly what happened when I saw that like it was my neighbor Jake So this is a tangent of a tangent of a tangent the guy says yeah, I used to burn ants. The other guy goes, I saw someone do that once. And the other guy goes, oh yeah, yeah. I saw someone who was, it was my neighbor who was doing it.

Like, what the fuck are we talking about? You don't have to drop with every fucking boring anecdote that you can possibly think of. It's not, it's not an interesting story to tell. Yeah, remember though, YouTubers are super shocked. They're shocked. Yeah, yeah, a lot of shocking. The guy goes, I was burning ants. The other guy goes, ooh, that are super shocked their shock. Yeah, yeah a lot a lot of shocking The guy goes I was burning ants the other guy goes, oh, that's not cool, man

They have feelings like it's a fucking ant Gives a shit you do 20 trillion ants scares I was feeling silly because I clipped this one joke because I felt maybe they were being Ironic about it's but at this point. I feel like it was a genuine giggle from them. Plick my clip one. Okay. Guys, this is the misfits podcast. Rated 5 stars and iTunes by two. Well, maybe that's just a day that I was posted.

Yes, it is. Yeah, it's short for Tuesday. No, it's nice. I didn't understand that. I didn't get it. Two, two E.E. Yeah. You thought there was a name of the reviewer, but it turns out it's a day, Carl.

Holy shit. They start, yeah. Here's, they're talking about the fact that two of the guys have the same birthday. And this is something that is definitely a topic of discussion for your show. I just want to take this opportunity here to wish a wonderful happy birthday to Swagger and Matt.

You get some shit, who gets a phone. Boys. Now that you're closer to death. Yes, yes. Now it's an intro for a brain real. It's absolutely fucking wild that you guys share the same birthday. Oh, fucking cares! So there's six guys, two of them have the same birthday, they're like, it's fucking wild!

But you guys have the same birthday, what are the chances? Two of you guys have the exact same birthday, so you would think that someone would say, yeah, whatever, who cares, moving on, we're guys. First of all, we're fucking guys from a birthdays, and then the other guy goes, here's the story of how I found out that we shared a birthday, so I'm thinking, well, this is gotta be some crazy story. Nope. Did you ever tell the story about how you found that out?

I was at my acting class in college, just back when I was still in college. I was like, 27 or something. I was like, yeah, my birthday was rolling around. It was maybe like two days, it was like the 22nd. And no, it was like the 23rd, it was like the day before. You know, I own my birthday tomorrow. Like you said that on Twitter.

And I was like, huh? And so I fucking went and fucking messaged you. I was like, do before you know I on my birthday tomorrow like you said that on Twitter and I was like Huh, and so I fucking went and fucking message. I was like do my birthday's on the 24th of February as well And you're like no fucking way What kind of story was that guy cares Born everybody Yeah, that was mine, I borrowed it. I love it. Yep, oh my god, just the beginning of that book would have suffice. Could you have told the story of how you found out?

And then you think like, what is the story? Like we're both in a strip club, we were fucking the same stripper, high-fiving? No, the story was, you tweeted that tomorrow's your birthday, and I DMed you, it's that my birthday's tomorrow too. Who'll get the shits? It's not a good story. Oh my God, it's like two girls saying, oh, you're Leo too?

Yes! No, why do we get a log so hour, but Leo's. Yeah, God, it's just, again, everything they talking about so boring, play clip for. From page of Reddit. You ever like see that YouTuber is who? Oh, geez. No.

No. What is this a conversation about? Usually when I go on the front page of Reddit, I see the YouTuber's cares. Well, this is the only way they live their lives is through screens. So the only thing they really had to talk about are their adventures on the internet, except for the fact that they all went to Europe together. So let me get

into this real quick. Do you know about the Poland story? No, you're not familiar with that. One of it all when somebody suggested that we do this show, they said, you have to listen to the Poland story. It's episode one, but they haven't have something before. That's like an introduction to the podcast. So this is the Poland story. And I'm going to run through this real quick. It starts off with them explaining that they were, they were all traveling to Europe and they make this faux pas. So today, we're going to be telling the tales of our time in Europe when we all went and traveled around the beautiful nation. So, Kay, are you happy to live in Europe?

Is Europe a nation? No. That's not right. No. That's beautiful. I'll give them that so, you know, 50% there. 50% there. They're talking about, they all had to meet up in France

because they were playing this video game and they were at something doing a video game there. Of course. Oh, I know. And then, they explain the story, they say we got this amazing story, you guys are going to love it. And they talk about going from Holland to Germany. And the story is, they took a train in the wrong direction, got off of that train, and then someone in a van drove them back to Germany where they were supposed to go. And

this story took them 26 and a half minutes to tell. This is at the 2630 mark of the show they say this. All right. Well, let's get ahead because this isn't even the crazy part of the story. Yeah, it's pretty much just the introduction. Oh boy, it's never a good sign when it takes them that long to explain and then I discovered we were on the wrong train. Whatever cares. They do mention that as they're in this van driving for eight hours to Germany, that the guys in the back started pretending to do a podcast.

I was just chatting, shooting zuckles, like it was a podcast format, and we were just talking, we talked for like half an hour, 45 minutes, and then I think... The funny thing is, you guys were killing it too. Oh, it was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was very like impressive. That's such an OP thing.

We got to go, we were doing a podcast in the back. What's that? It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good.

It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good.

It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. And you talk to your friend about the time you were high That's all they talked about too and it's so funny because open used to say this back when I was doing the series I'm show we'd get done with the show and then go on the sidewalk and do another hour on the sidewalk That's not a show you guys just shooting the shit is not a show. There's no format There's nothing interesting about it. Yeah, we're in the back of this van just doing a podcast

No, it's chatting. Just chat. What does it mean? You were killing it. Oh, you mean your friend is entertaining? Isn't that why your friends? What are you talking about? Yes. Oh, God. Okay. That just hurts me. I do love that. I think we can round this up on it with a clip from their podcast, which is describes their audience perfectly and I guess ours as well. So play clip six, which will be my last. If you're listening to this right now, there's probably a 25% chance you're a retard. I actually did that. That's pretty funny. I give credit for that because I didn't know that the

R word was thrown around by YouTubers. I thought that was off the table. So I was, I was going to mention that. Yeah. I didn't want to set the bar solo, but when I set the... At this point, my bar solo that when I listen to a YouTuber, I look for certain words. Like, do they censor the arse-slaur, which is what idiots call it these days, do they, or do they not. So when they do, you know, it's something at least.

Give it, we'll give it that. Where credit is due. I'm also gonna give it now. What credit is do? I'm also gonna give him a little more credit. So I listened to this Poland story, and it's not terrible. Like I said, it's an hour and 40 minutes. It was compelling enough that I listened through. Basically, the story is this.

They go to France, play video games, they go to Holland, they go the wrong way to Germany. From Germany, they go to Poland. The first night they're in Germany, they go to Poland. The first night they're in Poland, they get rip-roaring drunk in a bar where people puke and they barely make it back to the hotel room. The second night in Poland, they end up in a strip joint where people get really drunk and puke and barely make it back to the hotel room.

This is this amazing story they have. So there's a couple of things in here that I thought were kind of funny. One of them is they're taking a cab back from the bar the first night and there's a Zuckles is in the back seat very drunk and talks about things that are probably inappropriate when you're in Poland. And it's this Polish dude who doesn't speak, he spoke all right English but you know and then swagger and Zuckles in the back and we started driving and Zuckles just starts talking about the holocaust and and and

and and and and and and and and

and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and And then and he was laughing about it. He's like he's like, he's like, he was going incinerated here.

I could see that being a cringy moment. If you're drunk friends in the backseat, giggling about the Holocaust while you're driving around a bullet, that's pretty ridiculous. Yeah, a little bit. And then they're in the strip club the next night and they're getting, they're going back to the private rooms. And the one guy, the strippers in Poland, I haven't experienced this, but apparently they take

your clothes off instead of taking their clothes off. The guy is explaining that this woman took off his pants, took his belt off, and it gets into this. She looks at the belt. She picks up the belt and she puts it in her hands, folds it in half, and just kind of smiles at me and does this thing with her hips, and then she just goes like this.

She just goes, she snaps him. And I'm like, yeah, you know, and then, and then she just comes over and she just fucking Wax me across the leg I just go what the fuck are you doing? Oh, I thought you were into BDSM. I'm like who the fuck told you that so that's kind of interesting You know, I'm sure you've gotten into the private room before Kaya and Mike's, no, I'm not a strip club guy,

but in my experience, there's a lot of rules back there. Like you can't touch anything, don't look a certain way. You just kind of sit there and just let them take money out of your wallet pretty consistently. So this woman comes back, grabs its balance, it's so terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. It's not, I don't know why people like it, it's not fun at all. This woman takes its balance, starts whipping him with it.

And I thought that was funny because his friend actually set him up and here's the kicker to that story. The kicker was at the table when me and Swag was sitting next to each other, we had the strippers next to us. And that is when I told him to do the same thing. He is actually an asshole. I'm not fucking an asshole. I'm just gonna give him credit. That's pretty funny. Just mention and know that a stripper is listening.

Oh yeah, he's in the BDSM. Yeah, yeah, that's his thing. And then he has some getting smashedacked with his belt. It's funny. That all that really tells me is that I'm never going to strip club and pull into all places. Oh, I don't get the appeal to begin with where you just pay money to be teased, but if I'm the one who also has to do the undressing, that's just terrible. It sounds like a nightmare, but in Poland, apparently apparently it's not all just teasing because this guy Ryan who I guess is one of their manager or something Tells this story. Yeah, so I was in my room and these girls are eye-enough the bus because the bus was obviously pissed off And as he was doing patrols

They'd eye off when he was like out of sight and they literally went my dick out and take turns sucking my dick in this private group. So it went from zero hundred really fucking quick and I'm like holy shit, this is the reason happening. So this guy was getting sucked off by two strippers as a strip club sounds like a success story and just the payoff to that story is when they check their bank accounts the next day and this happens. So my bank story is a bit worse than Swagged's one. So I go to pay for something the next day.

I think it was a lunch or something and my card declined and I'm like, oh, oh. So the day before I transferred 10 grand into my account and my card was declining and I was like, oh no, this isn't good. I call them and I'm unhold for like three hours and then I finally get back in. Look at my bank account, negative eight and a half brand. Oh my God. Thank you Ryan.

Oh my God. And that's for you and Sam. Hey, best, best eight grand double blow job in my life. Oh my God. So I thought that was kind of funny because this guy put 10 grand into his bank account and was down 8500 the next day. This is what this strip club in Poland is up to.

There is no, there is no blow job worth $18,000. Let's go throw that out there. And it sounds like a shady place to begin with. You strip and then you get lost. Right. I can get that anywhere in any back alley, fuck that. I just have a couple quick clips to play and then we can move on.

This is a clip of one of the guys explaining something that happened to him in high school and he doesn't want to use the guy's real name. There's always the one kid, yeah. The one kid. There's always the one kid. Right. This kid was I'm not gonna, I'm not even gonna mention this. The one kid that what though? Let's just one kid. Let's just, let's just cool in, let's just melvin. No, no, I can't. Carl. Why? Why is it always Carl? Why isn't it all that kind of kid you mean Carl fuck

Every fucking time man That's also great because they spent like 20 minutes not deciding on a name one of them even says the kid without the name Who did what like just get to the story fine? Oh, it's fine. Oh, what's called Carl alright? This is a quick ISO that I pulled that I think is pretty funny. This guy's talking about when he was very drunk in Poland, I went to the bathroom. And then like I was just looking at my dick

and being like, oh, that's cool, dicks are cool. I feel like that might stay out of the board for a little bit. And the last clip that I have out here is also just a ridiculous ISO. Dude, 0% chance her hymen's intact. So let's take it out of Caddx,

but I thought that was, it was fun. Oh, all right. Oh, do you know what's the other thing I wanted to talk about with this show? So I was trying to research the shit out of it because I don't know anything about these guys or what's going on. And I went

to Wikipedia, which is a resource that I often peruse when I'm trying to learn about either podcasts or what the fuck the podcasters are talking about. And I found it in a wrong place. Yeah, I know. No, I was gonna say to from now on, YouTubers have their own Wikipedia. Okay. It's like to Vicki, Vicki, tober, something on, YouTubers have their own Wikipedia. Okay. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's podcast, it's a draft. It's not officially on the site. It hasn't been reviewed, but somebody wrote this up.

And I just thought this was really funny. It starts with, the misfits podcast was an adult podcast that first started in June of 2018. It's an adult podcast. Is there any evidence that this podcast is for adults? Did you hear any evidence of that. Again, that's what I hate about these shows because there was use the word fucking shit.

They think, oh, this is adults. This is, this is explicit. This is not for little kids. No, it is. Come on, this is for kids. It is for children. This is for high schoolers at most. Come on.

If you, if you go to the youth to it, you're an entertainer, you're a party clown. There's nothing wrong with that. It's fine. It's fine. If you go to the YouTube video of them doing this poem story, every comment underneath that is like, holy shit, the story's amazing.

This should be made into a movie. This is so crazy. I can't believe it. Guys, getting drunk at a strip club is not that amazing. Or even you need... You're just a hangover. Yeah, right, it's the movie The Hangover. We've all been there.

It was, trust me, it was a long show. It was compelling enough that I listened through to it. I couldn't listen to all of episode 34. I was boring as shit. I wasn't the whole show that pullin' story, but it wasn't so amazing and unique. This is something that most guys who get into their late 20s, early 30s have stories like this. Again, I think you're giving them far more credit. You're making this podcast look far better

than it is, I think because people listen to your show. Yeah, they're going to get the impression that that's the majority of this podcast when the majority is them reading Apex Legends change logs and about how much damage this weapon got since Fortnite and Minecraft. You're gonna zone the fuck out unless you're participating in one of the game podcasts. That's a good point, Kaya. I'm glad that you're here to keep this show grounded because I'm being, you're right. No, you're right. I'm being way too nice. I went back to people suggesting this show and they said, oh, I can, listen to this episode. I'm like, okay, I'll do that.

But the episodes that I was listening to before that were just fucking random nonsense for two hours between episode 31 and 34. They don't talk about anything interesting or compelling or anything I care about. There's no funny jokes. And I went back and listened to their peak performance show that they're probably trying to recreate

in every episode now. And I'm going, yeah, it's not that bad. No, you're right, it does suck. There ain't nothing to talk about, there's no format. They're not talking about fucking anything. They're boring people who are bored. You're right, Kai.

I'm sorry. Fuck. But that's because you do your due diligence. This is the process we've been waiting for. We had you on and you said you listened to like two or three of our episodes. And I was thinking like, how the, how could you even? And now, you know, you're telling me that you listened to three of their episodes of the Misfits podcast.

You went, not only on Wikipedia, but you even checked the pages that aren't even public yet. It's pages. You're going there, YouTube, there, Twitter, and all that. I'm watching there fucking YouTube videos. I mean, Kay, I got up earlier than I wanted to today. It's ridiculous. I told them, this fits the fans.

We're gonna say that we have no idea what we're talking about and all that kind of shit. No, come on, the research has been done. I just want to announce guys that my life is very hard. This work that we do is very difficult All right, with that said I do want to talk about a very Well, oh god last time I was on your show you water boarded me with a bunch of fucking clips by Hannah Gadsby Yes, I did never since Unluckily for you last week Amy Schumer released her special car. Oh fuck guess what I did no This is fucked up because you didn't even send me these clips you have your own soundboard This is fucked up. I do

This fucked up So this is gonna be a bunch of clips of Amy Schumer just being all singing. This is fucked up. I do. Oh, man. This fucked up. So this is going to be a bunch of clips of Amy Schumer just being all singing. This is a terrible special. Love her. I had difficult time clipping anything out of this. It's so bad. You can't even make fun of it. It's just boring.

But here's some news. Because I'm fucking pregnant. That's how she starts out. What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they special. What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking?

What are they asking? Okay, I see this is set to play all the ones. Sorry about that. That's all right. I mean, some of our difficulty to control, I understand. God damn it. What is wrong with her? Why is she embracing her shitting us so much?

She used to be one of singing. She used to be one of singing. She used to be one of singing. She loves doing that. Yeah, yeah. Thing. If I were Megan, I would answer everything she asked with eels queen. Y'all.

God, she's so terrible. She's terrible. She's fucking awful. I saw her do stand-up. I hope you're enjoying this. So we went to, we went to Toronto to this funnier die stand-up festival. And they had, I don't know, a dozen really funny comedians

and then the headlines were Amy Schumer and Aziz, I'm sorry. And my wife and I just walked out. We just laughed because you can't follow good comedians with these fucking hacks who are just famous. Amy Schumer is terrible. All right, anyway, keep going. I'm sorry, yeah.

I'm screwed on. I'm still going to make you smoke all of these clips until you learn your lesson. This is more singing song you bullshit. I'm pretty sure the guy who got me pregnant is my husband because he got married. Yay! To the luckiest boy in the world!

You do not have a singing voice. Why do you do this? Who is this fool? To the luckiest boy in the world. You do not have a singing voice. Why do you do this? Who is this for? Who is the audience for this? Her girlfriends? It's like she's talking to her girlfriends. There was the, I guess she is.

I mean, the audience has to be with the sad people, just very sad people. I mean, this whole special is basically just what we're talking about. She got married late and it wasn't the typical princess story where he got on his knees. The whole special is about how her husband is autistic and didn't do all of that and he doesn't really respond to romantic things like all the other men do. She sounds kind of salty about it, to be honest. Of course, it wasn't like a princess story. She's a pig. There is no She is a Disney story where the prince marries the pig. Yeah. Ha-ha- get bigger, I heard. Woo!

Can't wait, take up more space, lean in! It's already grown, it just grows over the years. I know because I mean, when I was younger, I could put like a tick-tack in there and then just walk around all day. At night, I swear it would still be in the same place. Just, whoop. Now, the five-a-eastern faction, which I do.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, and then she goes on for five minutes about the eastern faction. I'm going to go get something up here right back. Holy shit. I don't wanna pitch your Amy Schumer's 40-year-old yeast infection vagina. Ah, but that's her comedy, you know.

And as it turns out, I don't know if you have kids Carl, but being pregnant is difficult and nobody knew. Yeah, but I didn't know that being pregnant could be really hard. Like, women don't tell you how hard it is. I should have Googled it. I should have Googled being pregnant. Yeah, no woman has ever talked about pregnancy.

Yeah. Being difficult, kind of sucking, you know. This is kind of hacky. This is kind of hacky. Isn't that kind of hacky? She's a veteran stand up. You want to know hacky? What's the first the hackiest joke about men having sexes? Them not being able to find the whole, right? Okay. Here we go. That's when you know because there's a whole

population of men who once they get back there behind you, they'll kneel back there and just wait. Who, where? Dick in the wind. She fucking children, who are you? What is she talking about? And you're up here like... Uh, we're rolling. All I hear are laughing.

Who can relate to these jokes? I've never had sex with someone where I just sit there waiting for him to back up. What are you talking about? That's not the problem. I have no idea who she's fucking. I can't even imagine that whatever. This will be my last one. I'll spare you. I have a couple more.

Hold on. Oh my God. I gotta stop you real quick. The clip you played before that clip, she says my vagina is getting bigger. And she says lean in. What was that joke? What does that mean?

Lean in. What's the, why am I laughing at that? What's the, I don't get it. The man, he can't find the hole. He doesn't know what to do once he's back there. That's the joke. She's not, she's not, she's not living in the real world anymore and her comedy is suffering from that. She's not telling stories that anyone can relate to.

I mean, there's a lot of fat pigs out there. Her setup might as well be, so I don't know about you guys, but when I'm writing a huge movie that John Apatow is producing, I sometimes get a little bit anxious. Like what kind of set, what are we talking about? What? Alright, anyway, keep going. She sucks. Okay, I'm, as you know, you're a fan of your name being a pun. So I figured you'd enjoy this.

She's talking about how men can flaunt their erections, but women have to be ashamed of their periods. And she figured, you know, why don't we just show everybody our periods? Oh my god. Call a coworker into your office, Carl. No, bro. No, bro. Jesus fucking Christ. Come in here, close the door.

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Kay, I got to ask you about the setup that you just gave to that clip. You said that guys flaunt their erections, but women can't talk about their period first off. Guys don't flaunt their erections. Secondly, those are two very different things. Having a direction and having your period couldn't be more polar opposites from each other. What did you talk about? You know, tell your to the audience who's just having a good time

listening to this fat pig on stage. Jesus Christ. God, she's just honestly horrible. Where is this available on Netflix? Yeah, it's on Netflix is called Growing. You know what I say, Kaya? I say fuck Netflix. Fuck all these streaming services because you

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No, but it's been on my list. I know what it's about. It's on my West too long. Christian Bale. Yes. Christian Bale, they have a star-studded cast, and it's about Dick Cheney. And it's about when Dick Cheney was the vice president

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Every single network is putting out their own service. You have to subscribe to it for 10 bucks a month. It just adds up. So how do you watch all these shows? Do you have FX? Can you watch the service? No, it's like, no, fuck it. This is something I really enjoy.

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There's a few other things I want to get into. Do you want to torch me with any more Amy Schumer or we move it on? No, I had more clips, but I didn't think that I would get tired of it to be honest, to be completely honest with you. I deserve it. I had to sit through this goddamn garbage

just with this. I'm okay. I deserve it because I did, you do. I did railroad you. When you were on last side, that was rough. I want to talk real quick about, you're a fan of the Dick Show as am I.

I'm on this past week's episode of the Dick Show at the very end, they had this guy from the Dick Hats podcast talking to the guy from, not for human consumption. And they were going at it quite a bit. And there was something that happened in the show that I was taking a back by it a little bit. Let me play the set up to this. And Alan was like, oh, I need a super clip

of super cut of all of his lips max. And that started the whole thing, like feeling like I started off because they always been on the lips max. Yeah, do you have any? Like that? On lips snacks everywhere. So he's talking about putting together a super cut

of lip smacking, which apparently set the other podcast off and now they're feuding, they're in a war, and of course Dick wants to hear this. All right, fuck, we gotta hear that lip smacking. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. But we gotta put it in here so everybody can hear it. Okay, so then they finally find it and they play

the lip smacking comp. And this is just a very small portion of that. Is this the same one? Like, I don't see you two. Look at how long it goes. It's got a bunch of reverb on it too. Yeah. Like. Did you hear this guy when they I don't know how long it goes. A bunch of reverb on it too. Yeah.

Like, did you hear this guy when they were playing this? No, well, this is the first time I haven't watched that episode. Okay, so they're talking about this Lipsmanking thing and they're all laughing and all this is the greatest thing. And the guy who put it together is even taking credit for how much time I took to put together I think it was 187 lips max that I counted that I had to pull it took me hours to make that fucking super clip I love it. It's very embarrassing Listen, I'm just gonna say it. This is a straight W-A-T-P ripoff. I was the first one to put together a list of that compilation I did this for the Joon Joe episode back in April of 2016 was the first time

Was just let's do a podcast and said well this guy's making a lot of mouth noises I need to put together a super cut of that and I did that and now they're putting this shit together Without giving any credit I'm the founder of this shit and this guy's just going on the dip show and it's like he came up with this idea It's fucking bullshit. Now you're being ripped off too Inmitation is the highest form of flattery. That's true. It's a good point. I shouldn't be too upset All right, I just wanted to point that out I thought I kind of fucked up. We do have this new segment.

I'm so waiting for the Jingles department to come up with a jingle for this. But we do a new segment that's cringed up the week. And this is where people send me in, things they heard on a podcast that just is terrible. And I'm loving this segment because rather than dissecting an entire podcast and trying to figure out what the angle is.

We have dozens and dozens of podcasts that have been suggested and I don't know where to begin. If someone just says, dude listen to this part of this one podcast, it's terrible. It's great. We can just play that and then move on. This is a podcast that is called, Do By Friday. This was a suggestion that came in from Jeff M and these are the people who created cards against humanity apparently. So they have a podcast and this is how the latest episode starts off. We were recording. Please say we're recording now. Good. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Oh, gosh. I know. It's upsetting. Okay. I got to do a bigger one than that now. That's a challenge. Merlin's not here. So Alex and I are having a dominance display at the airport. Who can belch louder into the microphone? Can I hear myself?

Can I hear? Now I can't in one year. Now I can hear in one year. Oh, my God, Alex. I brought this all down top. It's all done top. Now I can't hear it. Come on. It's all done top.

No, Z. Z. Can I hear, nope. That entire seat is extremely cursed. That's the one that's locked me up. Why did you have me sit here then? Because I thought it'd be funny, because this is normally where Max sits.

Oh, nice. I'm getting cocked here. You are such a cock. You need to be fixed. They're all broken. He's, no, is that one broken? Yes, it's a cool expensive studio. You have to.

Oh, these burps are going to be somewhat better. Are we recording now? My goose is losing. When does it end, Carl? That's because this morning you're going to be doing it. It never ends. I'm just going to play their podcast. It came out and I was like, hey, everybody, welcome to the US. It's all the morning, I'm just gonna play their podcast. Came out and I was like,

Hey, everybody, welcome to the U.S. Hi, everybody. It's America's number one challenge podcast. Oh, hosted by Jeff Probst. Oh, I can't. I'm running out. Come on in, guys. Come on into the bear pass.

This is how this show starts off. How, how was anyone else seen to this podcast? They're celebrating the fact that it's random nonsense and burping and making mouth noises. What the fuck? This is why people don't listen to podcasts. This is the problem. It's funny for like two seconds.

It's fine if you wanna do the behind the scenes thing, I guess, but not for, what what was that a minute and a half? Yeah, it was actually three hours. It was three hours. I don't know if you noticed that I went to the bathroom twice during that Sorry, I should have actually given you ads up. I didn't know where to stop clicking it there that I heard yes I didn't know where to stop clipping it. That was the funny thing guy. It's funny You said like it what is this and because I had it short and I'm like oh wait Then they burp again. Oh wait, then they do that. I just kept extending it like fucking alright. I'll just listen all of this

All right, I want to talk about the latest in our merchandise saga Okay, oh yeah What's going on with our merchandise? Yeah, actually I did catch up with all of your episodes now on Spotify, so you got fucked over by your merch retailer, I guess? I don't know, he wasn't paying you, that's what I- Yeah, so this is how it works. I put together this very loose agreement because like whatever, you want to sell some merch, that's fine.

And basically, at the end of every month, we square up. So he says, all right, you sold this much, and then he paypels me whatever it was. The last time he paid me was the beginning of January for December. Now, in January, I started this promotion where I said, if you wanna listen to episode 88, buy a t-shirt, buy a sticker, send me a picture, I'll give you the episode.

So that got a lot of people buying our merchandise, which was great. January went by, never got any payment. February went by, never got any payment. I finally hear from our merch guy, he says, oh, I'm not gonna do this anymore, I'm done. Okay, great. I never got the payment for January or February, right?

See back. Yeah, yeah, I won't get that squared away. You know, you did pretty well, blah, blah. So they just stopped hearing from him. I send them point emails every week or two and just say, let's check it in, what's going on. So on St. Patrick's Day, I tax Doug from who's right, because he knows the guy better than I do.

And just say, man, if you could reach out to your boy, I don't know what's going on, he's not getting back to me anymore. So Doug writes me back, says, oh yeah, Carl, no problem. I talked to him, he's gonna get, he's traveling, but tomorrow he'll get you squared away. So another week goes by, nothing. I finally, finally, sent him an email that was a little bit shitty.

And just said, dude, what the the fuck are you really just stealing from me Is this what's happening right now? I did all this to promote your your stupid website and our stupid whatever So I finally get an email back from the guy and he did pay me. So I want to say that the saga is over. It's all all good But he writes me the shittiest fucking email back possible Now I can't stress it's enough. I know that everyone makes themselves the hero of their story But he writes me the shittiest fucking email back possible. Now, I can't stress this enough. I know that everyone makes themselves the hero of their story, but I can't stress this enough.

I was only polite. We didn't have a real stringent agreement together. It wasn't a contract. I just said, hey man, I haven't gotten paid in a couple of months. I know we've been selling merch. I've been seeing the images come through. And can we just square up? You know, it's fine that you're not doing this.

So I finally said, and no, dude, what the the fuck are you stealing from me? Rashi back. Oh Sorry, Carl. I'm sorry to get back to you. I was watching my dad die of a brain tumor over the past few months And I've been very busy with that. But Jesus Christ. This is my problem. I got sorry about your fucking dad But just respond to an email. All you have to do is right back is say, dude, go on through some shit, I'll get back with you. And I would have been fine. We would have been good. He wasn't fucking responding to emails and then when he does respond, all right asshole, here's your fucking money by the way my dad's dead. Okay? Gee, that's your fault. Yeah. Professional, We all have problems. I don't get it. You don't have problems.

I don't have problems. I'm still here. Oh, so fucking annoying. Sorry, why? Why don't you, why didn't you even go with him? Why didn't you just use T-spring like a normal person? I know. Because I'm an idiot. I can't stress this enough.

I'm not doing anything right. T-springs, I want to show you. On the upside. I can't stress this enough. I'm not doing anything right. Oh, tea springs. On the upside. Yeah, I mean, I guess I think that's what most people use these days if they don't want to sell their own merch because you own the account and then you just sell by yourself. You don't have to have a middleman, you fucking boomer. I'm glad that I didn't buy anything.

I was considering buying one of the mugs with the one star reviews that says something like go kill yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I did eventually get the money. So it's all good. And I'll have a new merchandise spot. I was looking at Spreadsure, but I will get T Spring too.

That's cool. I wrote a note. Not promoting them. They might both be good. I don't know where we are selling our merch right now. But it's always good when you are the one owning the account and uploading the PNGs and selling the shit instead of going through some dude with a dad who has cancer so I've learned, so I figured out eventually.

Holy shit, alright, we've got on too long, it's time for my favorite segment, my favorite segment. Opie radio. Yes. Yeah. The Opie radio podcast. Yeah. I'm not gonna spend a lot of time with Opie this week, but there are a few things that I need to call out here.

First off. That's okay. All right, good things that I need to call out here. First off. That's okay. All right, good. I've got your onboard of this. First off, episode 90. This guy Matt brought to my attention that when they go to the sponsor reads, the guy Joey, the producer of the show, uses a word that, again, I think they're trolling me. Greg, couple sponsor runies.

Let's talk about GetQuip.com slash Opie a couple spots or uneas There's a shoe-horning this shit in now. There's no way. They're not listening to my show. I'm going. Let's fuck with this guy Carl. Let's sponsor Ruins You know, I will say that I was trying to also clip Opie I figured oh yeah, I'm say that I was trying to also clip OP I figured oh yeah, I'm gonna tune in as a nice as a millennial who's never listened to any of the Antony and OP shit Yeah, I'm gonna tune in and see what this is I ran out of time I I allocated my time terribly so I only got like 10 minutes into the show. I There's so much noise in the show. Yeah, so much shitty noise everything They were I listened to the last one for 10 minutes.

It's unbelievable. For something, something. It's unbelievable, right? You can't breathe. This is a real podcast. Yeah. It's noise. It's nothing but noise.

And then he's proud of the noise. I don't know if you've listened to that part, but he's like, he's revving a car engine. They're all screaming, hooting and hollering, yelling at somebody on the sidewalk. And then all he's like, you know, there's the noise for the show. And he sounds so disgusting, he sounds so putrid.

I don't know what it is about his voice. If I'm just used to the squeaky clean YouTuber, podcaster voices, but he sounds like he's not cigarette ashes. He sounds disgusting. I'm a, I'm a hundred and eighty pound Turkish man and I felt molested by this man's voice. Kids run away from him. I can't ask for him being a, he, he doesn't only sound like

there, he walks like a homeless man on top of it. It's not good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He sounds like a surly hobo with piss riding down his pants too. It just, yeah. He sounds like the stereotypical drunk dad

in every movie like, yeah, why don't you come suit on daddy's lap, little girl. Oh, it's so gross. I love your perspective on it because you didn't grow up with Obyn-Anthony, like I did, where I'm a fan who's disappointed in what's going on, you're just listening to him going,

this is terrible for a lot of reasons. I have to say, yesterday in our sub, Don and Mike's show posted, in Opie's latest podcast, Karol Ruiz is so drunk, Karol and his friend talk shit on Opie, the whole show, Opie never fights back, and then gets all quiet and barely talks on his own show. I can't, this is the one that you listen to.

I cannot wait to listen to this podcast. I have not listened to it yet. I haven't gotten around to it. I promise you next week, we'll get into that because I can't wait to hear but heard OP on his own show. That's gonna be exciting. But first, I wanna talk about last week,

we were playing them teasing this Yelp review thing that they were all excited about. They're still fucking teasing it. Come the next episode. Yes, please. Because I also promised Yelp reviews, and we can't go off on a tangent, focus, and let's just do the Yelp reviews finally.

Did you use the play spin the bottle? No. I didn't edit that. Oopie says, all right, we were talking about Yelp reviews, we never got around to it. We're gonna do that right now. We're not gonna go off on tangents, and Carl goes, you were playing spin the bottle,

and then they talk about spin the bottle for like five minutes. And they go up with seven more tangents. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Who's enjoying this? If you really did think that this Yelp review segment was gonna be so great, and you obviously do you've been talking about it for hours. Just fucking get to it.

I don't think there ever will. This is... Again, he's the one... He brags about being the one who edits his podcast, I think. I know Yeah, no, you don't you could edit that car noise out all you have to do is For anybody who doesn't know anything about auditing. It's not that difficult You record two seconds of the car and then you basically do a Substraction just like a math where you take the car noise out of your dialogue. That's it

It's noise reduction. No, no, it has, it triggered me a lot, Carly. I had 10 minutes before we started. And I know I hate OP 2. OP is a professional broadcaster. He does this for a living. What you just described, which is something that I've done many times because my refrigerator makes noise or whatever's going on is not difficult. I guarantee he knows nothing about what you just said. I guarantee he's never heard of this. He used as a shitty, like you said, he used a Zoom recorder, which I guess he just puts

on a table or on the dashboard of his car, recording everything, the engine, the horn, instead of, I don't know, this guy's supposed to be a millionaire, you could get a little lapel mic for everybody with a short range or low sensitivity, so at least some of the noises recorded when you're in a restaurant. Kyle, you hear the waiter taking people's orders? No, this is the thing that I think Anthony said this and it made so much sense to me. OP is purposely not doing the professional thing because if he did, he'd be held to higher standards. So he's purposely putting on a show with background noise and there's someone eating breakfast

next to him and order up and you hear all this bullshit and he's out on the street and there's a car horn going by. It's so that he can say like, oh I'm just piecing this shit together, I'm not trying hard. If you were actually trying hard, trying to kind of show everyone know he sucked at broadcasting and they could call him out. I think that's it.

Yeah. He sucked to when he was trying out. I don't know. I don't know if he was really trying hard then too. I feel like it was everybody else cleaning up after him, even then. Yes. Here's the magic working with this asshole.

I mean, even when he was doing Anthony and Opie and Anthony, that he must have been sipping all the time, smacking his lips, coughing, leaving in the middle of it. And everybody else had to clean up the audio. I'm not joking with you, Kaya. I got notes from multiple people who used to work with him. When I first reviewed his show saying,

thank you, this guy is a fucking asshole. I hated working with this guy. I couldn't believe it. I wasn't expecting that. Oh my god. I just don't enjoy him. I don't think he's very talented. And I was like, no, he's actually an asshole. Who knew? This is a clip of him cracking himself up. And you're going to hear, he reacts to his own joke in an unnatural way. start how much it's like it's gonna be with labor you know the parts the parts are only uh twenty eight cents but with the labor it's gonna be two thousand dollars exactly what's that fuck man

how do they get away with that they do what they want you not charismatic Wait, wait, that's what he do whatever they want. You not carers, Matt. Yeah, it's cracking himself up. He sounds drunk. He's not drunk there. I don't even know if that's a real laugh or if he's doing the rickshaw race phase where you just laugh and giggle at your own jokes

so other people start giggling along with you. That's what I think they're having a good time. I was gonna say that's exactly what he's doing. I'm gonna say that's precisely what he's doing, Gaya. You're precisely right. He's just giggling so that Carl starts giggling and then he starts giggling more. All he was talking about was the fact that when you take your car in, they charge you a lot for labor.

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Let's read that. Okay, we did it a few episodes ago, but basically Carl came in hot with this Yelp Review, and then we got the idea we really got to do bad yelp reviews. So it started with this one. I'll just redo it really fast. Food was good but a little pricey. Service was not good. Wait staff, do not understand me.

Oh boy. I asked for Mountain Dew and they gave me BELLOW YELLOW. Yeah. So this is this. Yeah. Didn't you review a whole show that was about reading Yelp through reviews? I did. Yeah.

Worse meatball sandwich ever. It's a good premise. It's just a rip off of that. It's a good premise. It's what I mean, people write ridiculous things on Yelp. It's just that Opie doesn't capture it in the right way at all. And here is him going off on Mellow Yellow jokes, which are always hilarious in 2019.

Let's see, yeah. So I asked for Mountain Dew in the game, he Mellow Yellow, without telling me, they are not interchangeable, he's yelling. You can't change what you can do in Mellow Yellow, but imagine he's in a Chinese restaurant. Imagine thesellow yellow, but imagine these are the Chinese restaurant. Imagine these two things, what they taste like with Chinese food. What ketchup saucer they're using down here.

I don't know. They must be a nightmare. I don't know. When I pointed this out, they did not offer to take the mellow yellow off the bill. The receipt even said Mountain Dew! This is what we've been teasing for an entire episode and a half. There's Yelp reviews, segment they're gonna do, and the whole thing is just Opie going, this guy wanted more yellow!

Okay. I'm surprised there are an actual and an actually silence environments for this one. I feel like he prepared in his own OP way. Right. You know what, this is a special we've been teasing this for episodes. So let's go to anywhere besides the restaurant or our car. They're actually in a studio recording this episode. They have a prepared segment, a prepared bit ready to go. And this is the last example I'm going to play.

It's just OP reading a pretty standard, pretty tame review and then laughing hysterically for no reason. All right, the next slide that you're gonna love. This place is loud! And then it goes, I guarantee this is a guy. Be ready to use your outside voice. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. What is this? Jesus, they just slayed him. Yeah, that's a pretty innocuous, I use that word twice now, shit. That's a pretty innocuous third time drink.

Thing that you would say in a Yelp review, if you think about with Yelp reviews, the things that people say are ridiculous. And this is what they've been gearing up for all this time. And that's what they're gonna read. I have to play you. It's funny to this idiot because he's always talking with his outside voice.

Yeah. And yelling and, and it's voice. Ha, ha, ha. So I have to play you real quick. A voicemail. Somebody was talking about the fact that OP is really excited about this new segment. He has the help reviews. Carl, you got to look up Jim Florence. He's comedy metal midgets because he does awful, yelp reviews and has been for years. I can't believe that Kent Opie decided it was his job to try and steal it from one of his long-time quote unquote friends. See you later, Couserou.

Oh, fuck you for making me say that. So I think it's interesting that again, you mentioned we already reviewed a show called worst people say much ever that was the entire premise but I forgot that this is what Jim Forrantine does and Jim Forrantine has been an opi show multiple times so opi says oh we got this new segment you guys are gonna love it this shitty Yelp reviews meanwhile this has been done I got some quick examples of how Jim Forrantine does this which is by the way way better

Jim Forrantine's by himself and he just goes on and reads the up reviews and then he comments on them This is the setup to that where he's reading a shitty review without a hello a welcome or even eye contact He said to us come this way We again looked at each other and said, we're all set. I told the man that if he couldn't bother to even greet us, we'd be leaving. His response, I was busy. Okay, so this is, he's reading a review,

and by the way, these people want to friendlies, and you're probably not familiar with friendlies, but it's a shitty chain restaurant that serves ice cream. They want to. I'm familiar with. I'm familiar with having a microphone that sounded much better. Right. It actually sounded like a podcast.

Do you know Jim Faurin is my agent? No, I don't. He's a stand up. He's not really well known, but he's a very funny stand up. And he does this show where he'll read people's Facebook posts. So he'll read Yelp reviews. And it's funny, just goofs on people for being, just the worst of being humans, which is when you go on these networks,

that's what you find. So he reads that she'd review. So I'm gonna want to a friendlies on a Sunday morning. And then this is his response to it, which I just wanna compare this to what OP just did. OP read the review and then giggled. Jim Fortune actually riffs on it for a little bit. 10, 15 on a Sunday, it's gonna be super busy.

Somebody probably called out at work. This guy's running around, sorry, that he looked a little disheveled. I didn't know that was a fucking deciding factor. If you're gonna breakfast or not, if the guy's hair was a little at a place, if maybe the guy's fucking button, top button was open a little.

And his collar was a little fucked up because he's running around like a maniac trying to get everybody seated to kiss everybody's ass. Sorry, because that's what I look at when I get a hostess station. I go, this guy better be fucking neat looking. Let me go look in the window. I don't even want to open the door. Can you see?

Look at that hostess. His hair combed. Look at him. He doesn't even have a tie on. Let's go. Let's not even walk in. I can't believe the de-sheveled manager and grumpy came up to the man and grabbed a menu and said,

this way, I don't know what other thing he should say. Follow me this way, that's what they say when they're gonna seat you. Okay, come this way, and you're fucking follow him or you just hope you get a good table. And just one more real quick clip. He's still going off on this woman's y'all preview. Well, again, wow, we again looked at each other

and said, really, you guys look at each other a lot. For a couple of fucking married, who she seems like a real pain in the ass, a complainer, is the husband really looking at her that much? Or is he mumbling on there is breath there she goes again What is she bitching about now? So this is how you read a Yelp review and then comment on it You kind of figure out what the psyche is of this asshole that's to spend a half an hour typing into Yelp

I didn't have a good experience at brunch gives a shit You're an asshole fuck yourself, but I'll be just reason it goes That's our Yelp review segment a lot go. Oh, Christ, that just yeah, OP thinks when he's laughing. That's funny right left at its or at the very least I'm fainting Laughter at it. So it's funny, right? Yeah, we're gonna do another hour out of the sidewalk. Read a Yelp Reviews. You guys, all right, one last thing that I wanna play. At the very beginning of episode number 93,

the funny Yelp Reviews podcast from Opie, they talk about how they might wanna rename the show. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What's a gig of live from New York? It's the Boo podcast! We should rename the podcast! What do you think we should call it? The Boo podcast! This podcast sucks. I meant to be able to listen to it. If you just wrote this podcast sucks.

This podcast sucks! That's millennials love honesty. Right. We should rename the podcast. I'm actually open for that. All right. podcast sucks this podcast sucks that's the lineos love honesty right we should rename the podcast I'm actually open for that all right I really am cuz opi radio is kind of boring I don't I don't need it to be even called opi I don't give a crap all right I'm gonna put this out there everybody I want to know what opi should rename his podcast tweet itweet it, email it, WTP show it, Gmail, Facebook, whatever you got to do. I want to see, and let's give Opie some suggestions on what he could rename his podcast to.

Again, he sounds so putrid. He sounds like he's drowning in alcohol and too, normal annual is listening to him. None. Nobody knows who he is. Come on, you only reason I know who this guy is is because of your show. Right, that's why most people know who he is. He thinks because he's doing a podcast

that he's reaching a new audience. He's not. You're still talking to the same 15 year old trucker that you were talking to 15 years ago, OP. And by the way, that guy doesn't have to serenign taste. I hate to break it to you If you knew there are other options out there He probably the problem with the OP show because he doesn't have some listeners. I'll go out and say it our show is ranked higher than his Whatever it's not a big deal, but yes

So yes, so was there's out there the problem is is that these people who still listen to hopey show Probably wouldn't trucked out the misfits podcast. I'm okay now the sucks too. I'm just gonna go back to opi If they had gotten about a good show Maybe they would have moved out from this, but they didn't know See how I tied it back to the misfits there guys because I'm up a professional Yeah, it's another thing too like if you offered the sky to come on any other podcast, he probably would decline. Yes.

The misfits offered him to come on. He thinks he's too good for it too. That's the problem. But you just reminded me, I worked on this idiot's Twitter just to see what he's up to. Yeah. He has like 200,000 followers. Yeah.

Right now he's looking to trying to animate his podcast. Oh, no, that's amazing. Oh, man. Who wants to see this? Nobody's watching it. He said, like, I really would love to get a few of those stories from my podcast animated. What stories are you sitting in a car, revving the engine?

I guess you see this. This will never happen. Somebody replied with, you should start a go fund me. car, revving the engine. I have to see this. This will never happen. Somebody replied with you should start a go fund me. And he immediately he gets offended because he's rich. No, I have money. I'm just looking for animators that want to fool around with it. See where it goes.

The trash can. Where do you think it's gonna go? Fucking Netflix. You think comedy. You think comedy Central's gonna pick you up You fucking retard, 40-year-old dumbass hobo God you have alcohol soaked urine on your breath You sound like a homeless person. You're not getting an animation job. It's not going anywhere

I'm glad you brought up that on his Twitter is 200,000 followers Look at the response he gets from his tweets. He gets about eight likes, one retweet, two comments. Those followers are not real people. They're all bots. Yeah, no, it's an immediate, it's a sign of some Indian troll farm following him. That's it.

That's not a real fan. That's not a real fan, it's so depressing. This guy used to be a very big deal. I can't stress that enough for all the more deals out there. OP was a very big deal on the radio. And now it's come to this. And I love it, it makes me so happy. I don't know why, it shouldn't.

All right, it's Kaya, we've done it all, buddy. Well, we've almost done it all. We haven't gotten to everyone's favorite segment. Everyone's favorite segment. You don't we're talking about. Oh, geez. Yes. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is theSeries. The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the episode that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. And we do this just like Opie does with his Yelp review thing.

We want to tease people, get them excited about what's going to come up in next week's show. So here's a clip from the podcast that we will be reviewing. That song, I got a room full of amazing people. I'm gonna get to them very shortly. This is my Alison Steele, Niper and the voice. I'm Steve Grillo and you're listening to Aftershock XL. I'm trying to be mellow today. I'm always so hyper. So I smoked a little night and I want to thank everybody for listening today to aftershock XL. This is where we're getting every day is getting closer to April 7th, which

is going to be our debut show. We're going to have a lot of special guests, a lot of call-ins, a lot of cool things are going to happen on April 7th. This is a show called After Shock XL with host Steve Grillo. Steve Grillo was a member of the Howard Stern Show many, many years ago. And now he has his own podcast. This is it came in as a suggestion from Top Shelf Licka who sent that in through our form on our website. I listened to the very beginning of season one episode 28 from March 25th. That's possibly the show we'll be reviewing. I don't even know. It sounds like it's going to be a train rock. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah. I mean, the first thing I noticed as a, as somebody who pays attention to audio noise,

is a lot of noise, not edited out, that could have been edited out. Is this a one-man podcast? I don't know, it seems like it. Okay, you don't know yet. I don't know yet. He talked about having special guests, so there's that. All these Howard Stern guys, by the way,

you know, we talked about Stuttering John, we talked about Jackie Martling, and these guys used to be on the Howard Stern Show back in the 80s and 90s. They get these shows on, and they say, oh, we got a great show, we got all these special guests, and then it's some other ex-employee of the Howard Stern Show that you used to work with in the 90s.

You're like, I don't care about that person. That's not a special guest, I wouldn't listen to their show or your show. You guys coming together is not anything. There's no synergy there. I'm not impressed. Oh wow. Kaya, I have to thank you for bringing it today.

You brought a lot of clips. You brought a sound board. I have to thank you for bringing it today. You brought a lot of clips, you brought a soundboard, you brought Amy Schumer, you did it all. I'm sorry for that. You did it all, my friend, you did not disappoint. And I know there's high expectations when you're on the show, you are a fan favorite. So I wanna thank you, and if you wanna plug the official podcast, which you never do,

but I want to give you that opportunity. Nah, if you're listening to the, you know, who are these podcasts, go to their iTunes, leave Carl a five star review with your worst death threats. Yes, please insults and all that sort of shit. I know you get fucked over by all of these fan bases. You review. I'm sure the misfits fans will not be very happy. At least of all with me, I imagine because we've had apparently one of them on our show.

So it has gonna be a feud here, but go to Carl's iTunes and leave him a good review, please. At what point do you start pissing off your co-hosts when you're starting this shit? Because they're happy go lucky guys. They're having fun. They don't want to get into like these Podcast wars with the misfits. Is this gonna be a problem for you at any point? No, it's usually a point with our guests where I'm not allowed to pick controversial guests who are gonna be misogynists or use the f-word or the R word.

This is well documented. But this should be fine, I don't care. Swagger Souls, you can suck my dick. Come on Carl's showin' hosts. Who roasts another podcast if you're so bothered? Swagger Souls, that's the one guy that was a mystery to me. I'm like this guy's not a, oh wow, no one's on to see his face. So I had to check out. That's the one guy's was a mystery to me. I'm like, this guy's not a, oh wow, no one's on his face.

So I had to check out. That's the one guy's YouTube channel. The only person whose name I recognized, I saw it, whose voice I recognized. Okay. I was listening, I was going, well, this sounds kind of familiar that we have him as a guest in terms that we did.

So Swagger, Souls, and you know, don't be a little baby. Come on Carl's show, Roast some other idiots. Plenty to go around. The invitation is now out there. Very cool. I don't know if we've said this on the show yet, but this is the first time that we're recording live

on Discord for, I think it's your channel. I don't have a chat, just my chat here. Just your chat, so that's fun. It's your channel. Uh, Kyle. I don't have a channel. Just my, just my chats here. Just your chat. So, uh, that's fun. It's been exciting. I can't wait to go back and see what a shitty job that I did. And, uh, with that, I want to say, please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the muskets of morning radio. What's up, what? He's full, right here. Doesn't make me sit right? Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Bullshit! You fucking know all about this shit!

Fucking things suck! You! This dude is fucking corny! Wooo! Up! I Is you know who are these odd casts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Kaya, please tell me you have voiceicemails. Of course we have voicemails. It's voicemail time. We did a show last week called The Brighter Side.

Did you hear that podcast? I think I did. This was a show. And somebody pointed this out, I think in our subreddit, I forgot all about this. And Krola used to do a segment called Mr. Brightside and it was the exact same premise. Say something that's really shitty and figure out what the good angle on it is or the positive spin. And so, oh, that fuck. Yes. So you got all of these improv jerks who couldn't improv to save their fucking lives on there talking about, hey, here's a scenario. God doesn't exist and when you die, you're dead forever. And the woman's like, oh, so I'm floating through space.

Wait, what? So I got a lot of reviews. People thought that was one of the worst podcasts they ever heard, not our show, but the show that we reviewed. And here's a person who felt that way. Hey Carl, this is FJ. So I'm just driving home from work,

listening to the latest episodes, the brighter side, and holy shit. Whose time is so invaluable that they actually listen to that hot smoking garbage pile of fucking whank podcasts? I've never heard anything so bad in my life. Who listens to this fucking shit? This is why podcasts aren't taking off the way they should be because anyone can put anything out and this is the kind of hot fucking garbage that actually gets listened to. I love the guys passion. I feel it man. I'm with you. It pisses me off, dude. Why is there no floor for podcasts? And this is a show

that's on the West Podcast Network. A network that should have some type of idea of what good or only bring on shows, people might enjoy it unless it do. It sucks. No, they don't. Any network really just had hunts for any podcast they can find that it does enough sponsored you's yet, so they can just slap literally anything on it. But it's just like you said, with YouTubers, where, you know, if you're kind of sort of funny enough for a bunch of 12-year-olds, you will rise to the top. But

podcasting doesn't have that filter really. So that's what you were doing. That's your job here. That's right. You put on the ones that aren't worth the time. You're the great arbiter. We're doing the work that iTunes should be doing, making sure that only good podcasts get online. All right, this is a voicemail from somebody who is auditioning to be a co-host on our show, Kaya. So as a co-host, maybe you could help me figure out if this is someone that we want to bring through to a second interview or not. Well, hey, Carl, I heard that you were having co-host auditions or whatever for your show. No. Because you get so many requests for co-hosts as one that's entered in my interview. I have had a word experience of not really anything. Uh, well... Hold on.

Sure, wrote this down. It's fucking... Alright, so this guy calls in. He's got this whole sh-tick. He wants to go through this whole thing and he goes, oh, should I- should I- should I write this down? So then he calls back again and leaves like a two-minute log voicemail where he wrote down all the things he wanted to say. And it wasn't much better. So you're not gonna be a co-host anytime soon,

but thanks for trying. Yeah. Kaya, this next voicemailer, this next voicemailer you'll love because he takes it to the next level. You're familiar with Butthole Weave. This guy takes it to the next level. He's also a big fan of yours hey girl this is the true ass eater calling

in just to say fuck butthole weed he still bitch for not actually nass and then lastly I just wanted to say I'm so fucking happy that Kai is gonna be on the show yeah that's the gonna be on the show. Yeah. That's the shit. That is the shit. Thank you, true ass eater. Yes, thank you, true ass eater. I'm also an ass man. I don't know if you answered it. When you were on Dixero, did you answer if you were a tip man or an ass man?

He never asked me that. Oh, oh, wow. Why? I don't know. He also never asked me if I pee through the fly or over the top. Over the, yeah. Yeah. Well, tell us now.

All right, the answer is ask man and through the zipper. Okay. Correct answers, unless you're wearing sweatpants. Oh, please. Unless you're wearing sweatpants, I do not wear sweatpants because I'm in a dump. No, yeah. Well, at home, come on, when you were wearing pajamas,

you know, you're pajamas don't have fucking swag. So, Kayan, this is something that we don't do on our show. We don't talk about personal things, because I assume no one gives a fuck. I know. But I have to ask this then, because this guy is saying that he's an ass eater, and you just said you're an ass man.

Very different things, in my opinion. Does that mean you're an ass eater? Oh, I'm a big ass eater. Oh, right. Women's ass, I just, oh, it's a pudding. No! Like a lollipop. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't care if you're judging me. That's awesome. Here is a voicemail that I forgot to write down

what it is or who it's from. So your guess is as good as mine. I'm gonna piss your frances. Oh. I don't know if you picked up on that. What did he say? He says I'm gonna piss in your sinuses. Listen to this again.

I'm gonna piss your frances. It's very threatening, very obvious. Alright, last thing I'm gonna play, last voicemail, this is, it's not Boomer guy, but it's about Boomer guy. This is a big report right here. This is breaking news, and this could change everything about W-A-T-P, the information you're about to hear. Okay. Carl, hey, it's Lusos, calling in from the subreddit. Yeah, but I just want to say Boomeray suck dick, and it's not just because he's an unfunny

baguette. It's because that moderator tools I can see every time someone posts something that's funny about him, he reports them for a legal content. So, if you're in Collins' already a show, when that's in fact, they're standing fucking pussy. Keep it up, let the show. Okay. So a mod from our sub is saying that

anytime someone posts anything shitty about Boomer guy, he's reporting them to Reddit. Those are big claims. Those are big claims. Those are big claims, guys. Call in. Those are big claims right there, and I gotta say that that's true. If that is true, and I have no reason to believe otherwise, that's fucked up.

That's not cool, man. You can't be a shitster, and then also a tattletail. It doesn't work that way. It's one or the other. And also, how do you get offended at things when you're perpetually drunk? Either. You're supposed to have a good time when you're drunk. Boomer guy leaves me 80 hours of voicemails a week, which I just still down to six and a half seconds. People still hate him. And then he gets mad and people shit on him in the

summer. And I like the Boomer guy. What do you want? What do you think is gonna happen here? This is a volatile show. This is not a fucking my little pony show. We're not all friends here. It's how this works Holy shit. All right, Kai. I've kept you way too long my friend But thanks again for joining the show. Can't wait to have you back again soon. I hope oh Yeah, all right. Hell yeah. Oh yeah, all right, I like it. With that. I'll be here.

Awesome. With that, I have our fun intro or outro now. All right, Q.S. as you've sagged, kill yourself. Mm-hmm. All right. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Good bumper.

Good bumper. He's a bumper.