Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep149 - AFTERSHOCKXL

Episode Date: April 7, 2019

Former Howard Stern Show intern Steve Grillo used to suck at warming up a baked potato for Howard. But that was years ago. Nowadays he's sucking at so much more. Especially podcasting. This is a show ...where a bunch of people who used to work together in a restaurant talk about working together in a restaurant while a puppet interjects with completely unfunny quips. Hand to God. Cros and Kevin team up this week to talk about Sal Mannila, Opie Radio, Michael Rapaport, Yakov Smirnoff, Disgraceland, and more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:51 Who likes these partners, not W-A-T-P? Who likes these partners, not W-A-T-P? Who likes these partners, not W-A-T-P? Who likes these partners, not W-A-T-P? Who likes these partners, not W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Hello, bag slappers and cussle rues. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that has never mentioned, Jesse Smallet. Now, fuck, there goes that. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week
Starting point is 00:01:25 is fan favorite, Crohn! Hello! And come. Hey. Hey. Go to who are these.com to get our email address, voicemail number, link to our subreddit, and even our PayPal address.
Starting point is 00:01:37 If you'd like to donate to the show, big thanks to Decent Leo Larry, Shereeek Miles, and David for their contributions recently. We have merchandise again. I mentioned last week we finally put that saga to rest. Yeah. If you'd like to buy it and actually high quality shirt from us, you now can do that. I set up a few things in our store. There's a link from our website. We'll get more designs up there in the next week or two. The Bazinga boys on Twitter actually puts something together that I like a lot and I retweeted it this morning.
Starting point is 00:02:13 I don't know if you guys saw it. Yeah, just actually. All right, so. Oh, look at that. Yeah, I like that a lot. It's got kind of a 90s radio feel to it. And then there's this one. This shirt brought to you over a dad's dead body.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Okay. Okay. Kind of an inside joke, but we appreciate that. Bazinga boys. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on iTunes and shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast
Starting point is 00:02:43 that's called Aftershock XL. This is a suggestion from Top Shelf Licka. We have all listened to the podcast separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with host Steve Guerrillo and Kyle Mahoney. In the episode that we listened to, the most recent episode had guests Russ Bernelli, Jan
Starting point is 00:03:06 Leon, Pooleboy, and Debbie Capelli. And guys, if you know Steve Grillo is, I know he was an intern with Howard Stern. I don't know if you actually had a job on that show or not, but he's known as being an idiot. Yes. Well, he was famously in charge of Howard's fake potato. That was his main responsibility.
Starting point is 00:03:29 I think he fucked it up multiple times. He did, and that was his claim to fame. I mean, his claim to fame not only is the guy who makes a potato with the guy who does it badly. Right. So now he's doing a podcast, and if you read the description of the show, it's really about NYC.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Oh, can I read you just a little tiny bit of this? Please, please. Yes. Join him, the veteran intern of the renowned Howard Cern Show, which is a stupid fucking sentence in and of itself. Correct. As he once again mixes it up weekly with his long-time, famous, talented friends and acquaintances.
Starting point is 00:04:02 No, stay good. Just leave it at friends. Like, listen, I realize that most of you it. Good to sleep in a friend. Like, listen, I realize that most of you would actually talk to you about the side of this. Well, but they're not even longtime friends. They're longtime famous talented friends. And anyway, who together participate in discussing uniquely NYC themes, gripes,
Starting point is 00:04:17 grimes, and outrageous banter. My favorite part of this is gripes is capitalized. Okay. Grimes is capitalized and has a plural possessive apostrophe on it. Oops. And outrageous is spelled outrageous the plural. Outrage. It's got a typo in the show description.
Starting point is 00:04:34 And it's everywhere. It's on the website, it's on Twitter, it's on the iTunes thing. And he's famously an idiot. Yeah. But he's too stupid to know that he needs someone to prove free to shit before it goes live, you know? Yeah. I feel like that's how he pronounces it.
Starting point is 00:04:48 He's outrageous. Yeah. He sounds like an idiot. You guys have a clip of the show that you think sums up the show. I do my number one. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, six people on this show and he wants to do all of the talking. Oh, boy. I actually have since you played that. I put together a super cut. Of course, you know, yeah, this is just people talking over each other.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Okay, great. And this is a compilation. You'll notice that every time someone's talking over someone else, it's always grillo in the mix. Yeah. That, uh, putt to me and Kylie, give you a, I'll have a talk. That's gonna be a day.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I know what's coming on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Give you a Rush we have to explain we would GGA Tony Tony Russi so once in a while yeah, but you want to sing a Belly. Yeah, we all but you know so I go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,, this guy, Russ Brinnelli, used to own this place called Brinnelli's. And Grillo and these other Yokels worked there. Yeah, so and they're just talking about old times. You ever like you start dating someone and eventually they drag you to some work function and you end up at a bar with a table full of people you don't know and they're telling stories about people you don't know and talking about shit that you don't care about. That hell was wrapped into
Starting point is 00:07:08 this one hour podcast. You know what I mean? Exactly. And my number. Exactly. My number two is like a is some of the fascinating banter you get. Jessica, of course. Oh, absolutely. Jessica stopped working there right before Frankie Pestaway, which is two years ago. So about two years ago, a good six months before he passed away she was there for 20 years the same people Tommy it's like talking to that aunt that you don't that you see once every year or two it's like oh you remember Tommy she dated this guy oh my god oh fucking cares dude you have like you don't know Jessica as we all know Jessica after hearing this yeah I remember she's she's not working right before Oh my God, who fucking cares? Dude, you guys, you don't know Jessica, as we all know Jessica.
Starting point is 00:07:45 After hearing this, yeah, I remember. She thought working like a poor kid. God bless it. Yeah. That show is fucking ridiculous. Kevin, do you guys anything do you want to play? Well, actually, that was my number seven that clip you just played,
Starting point is 00:08:00 because I think that sums up the show that I make. Is it just... You couldn't put, you could have, like like not have said it any better than you did in terms of the exact feeling that you have. If you go somewhere where you don't know anybody and it's a bunch of fucking people that already already know each other. Yeah. That's the feeling of it.
Starting point is 00:08:21 And they're telling stories that everyone at the table knows the punchline too already. So you don't even get the satisfaction of here in the fucking story and it's exactly grillo's trying to make a seem like Well, this is a show for people in New York City. Yeah, you know what he restress. There are a New York City Yeah, more than it does Over a dozen Italian restaurants Most people have never been to Brunelli's and annoying you the fuck they're talking about and you can't go now It's been closed for years right and like so I was even thinking like oh maybe this is just the one-off show or whatever but my number four is fucking
Starting point is 00:08:52 wild yeah so everybody this is Russ Brunelli that I talk about pretty much every week I just just started segment on the on the show called all-road lead to Brunelli because at some point in every show some story comes up where it leads to something that happened at your restaurant. I'm surprised I'm saying this but if you're going to talk about past employment, talk about the Howard Stern show. You think you think that might be? Bernoulli! You think that might be a little more interesting than food service? I don't know. I've brought about a number of times I used to work at e-bows world on this show. I've never talked about, we're at the Sullivan's Char Royal.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I've never wanted my brought that up. I was there five fucking years, Kroch. Never comes up with conversation. Funny, all that work, say. This is amazing. So I tried to pour the shit out of people. Yeah. My number six, like, all right,
Starting point is 00:09:40 how many people do you think have at least worked at a restaurant once in their life? I mean, it isn't a doll. Most people have probably worked. They say like, isn't it like a third of people have worked at just McDonald's or something like that? It's something like a corner of Americans or a third of Americans.
Starting point is 00:09:56 My number six is, it's, he's just basically, they're talking, like it's some unique experience, but fucking everybody's done this. So, at number six. But, you know, but fucking everybody's done this. So number six. But you know, but the only thing here's the thing you got your ass handed to you on the battlefield. But once the battle went down and the nights
Starting point is 00:10:13 the lights went down, nobody talked about what happened on the battlefield. Everybody sat around and had a couple of drinks and we all fucking chilled out. And that was like the cool part of being working at for knowledge. Oh my god That's every restaurant job. Yeah, this place was weird. We'd have a dinner rush and he would get really busy
Starting point is 00:10:31 For a little while. Yeah, and then it would calm down. We could start cleaning really no way you don't say grill Oh and that's so funny Kevin I pull that exact same clip because if you describe your restaurant job as a battlefield You're an, you're an asshole. You're an idiot. You're an asshole. There's no two ways about that. Dude, I was down in the trenches with fucking mustard gas because it was fucking dinner rush. We had a special on fish. By the way, I'm sure that this place got very busy and I'm sure it was a lot of work at the time. But you've ever been to the mighty taco downtown Buffalo
Starting point is 00:11:05 at 4.30 a.m. Every bar let's out at four o'clock. These people are open until five. That's the worst restaurant. I know what it works there, it's time to podcast, I'll listen to it. And those folks can say battlefield. I give them.
Starting point is 00:11:19 You're right. They are literally, I think he's in a literally in the trenches. But that's really insulting. And mighty taco, there's a bullet hole in the menu. Yeah, that counts as a battlefield. Such regional jokes. Oh, sorry, Tucson.
Starting point is 00:11:34 You know, get our jokes over there, Tucson. You know, get our Mighty Taco, fucking humor. Jesus Christ. I think people can assume that it's a fast food restaurant and doubt that Buffalo. I think I made pretty- Hey, fucking guy. I did- I wanted also focus on- So another kind of big part of the show that stood out to me was there's a puppet on the show.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Yes, yes there is. We're burying the lead. Can we talk about Sal Manella? Yeah. There's a puppet on the show. Yes, yes, there is we're bearing the lead Can we talk about sell Manila? Yeah, yeah, sell Manila is the name of it and sell Manila if it's child Well, I guess there's no there well there must be a video version of this right which I did not watch so They said they had cameras in the room and Grillo said he might put it out someday But there is not a video version of this show. Okay, so play track one. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:30 And so what I want to introduce his friend, Mr. Sal. Yes. Sal Manila, a Fitzpatrick, is that his own? Sal Manila Fitzgerald. Oh, I got it wrong. I'm sorry, Sal. It's okay. You don't have any notes there.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Guys, I have to back up real quick because this puppet is being puppeteered by a guy named Kyle Mahoney. And I'm fascinated with Kyle Mahoney. This guy sucks. Real quick, this is when he introduces him. Yeah. And Grillo's terrible at podcasting.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I want to introduce a new character to the show. First, I want to introduce Kyle. Kyle to the show first. I want to introduce Kyle Kyle Say hello. Hello. Hello. Kyle. I met a couple months ago This is what I mean when I say grill wants to be the only one talking hmm He introduced the guy you say hello. Hello. Great. Okay. Now I talk again That's how you get fucking to do this again. Hey, what's going on? Thanks. I'm doing great things. You're having me that's's a natural conversation. Crochet, hello. Hi. Okay, so anyway, this is my show.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Oh, it's so funny. That's what it's like. That's what it's like. So this is, this guy Kyle has a puppet. Yeah. And the puppet's name, as we mentioned, is Sal. And Sal has this voice, it's like this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:41 It's the least creative voice possible. There's nothing interesting about it at all. And sale has the worst improv skills of any puppet I've ever seen in my entire life. Let's talk about that. I have about 28 clips. I'd sales improv skills. Yeah. I want to get started with Grillo talking to him about how the puppet has to talk to the microphone.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Tell the puppet to talk into the microphone. You have an image you didn't hear me. Yeah, that's not gonna look good on the cameras. That's a good comeback. This is sales in Probskills Part 2. So how long you been doing puppeteering? Not in your cell. Well, let's see, I've been controlling Kyle from, you know, the hand in for quite some time now.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Yeah, yeah. All of these clips are uncomfortable. I'm warning you in advance. None of them are fun. You want to jump in here, Crudge? You look anxious. I would love to. So, I know this is kind of a retry, but a number five he is introducing
Starting point is 00:14:46 Kyle and Sal to a new person, and it's like, I don't know, I was fascinated by this. We have Kyle, but he has a friend on his hand, and his name is Sal. Say hello to, say hello to Russ, another Italian. Hello to Russ, my name is Sal. And the one with the less greeting voice is Kyle. Hello, nice to meet you. Ah, there you go. So he's seamlessly transitioning to this mean these personalities. Because now I'm Kyle, but now I'm Sal. And he's doing it on the phone with this person, which is even weirder.
Starting point is 00:15:14 And the guy in the phone has no fucking clue that he's talking to an actual puppet. And at the beginning of the show, he's got all these people as guests from this restaurant. And at the point of the show is to tell these war stories from their days at the restaurant. And he's focusing it on the stupid fucking puppet. And the cover scene is going nowhere.
Starting point is 00:15:31 They have no chemistry whatsoever. Yeah, and the way that they do this, so they'll talk about Italian food, and then they'll go, hey, Sal, do you like Italian food? And then they'll talk about the world series, and they'll go, hey, Sal, do you like baseball? And they'll talk about something else. And it's like, he's trying to work him in so hard,
Starting point is 00:15:43 because he wants him to be this cool side character. Yeah, oh just come in with that fucking, you know, that home run at the end there. But even at the beginning when he's just talking to the puppet, even the puppet has to tell Grillo, hey, what's stopped talking? There are other guests here. Steve, who are these people? Okay, yeah, let's go. I want to thank you. There's a kind of, but he's going to be another fixture on the show. He's just gonna be he's gonna jump in and Sal's gonna come in and he's gonna have some remarks. So this is what you were just talking about, Crowshoek. Yeah, Grillo's sending this up. He goes, okay, so Sal's a fixture on the show now. This is the first time he's been on, he's a fixture on the show. Yeah, and he's gonna have remarks.
Starting point is 00:16:20 So Grillo's job is to shoehorn in this puppet into whatever fucking conversation they're having. As we've all discussed, he knows nothing about the people they're talking about, this restaurant, and he's just supposed to be able to come up with Whitty Banner. Things like this, when he asks Sal, what he thinks about Italians. It's fucking ridiculous. Do you like Italian food there, Sal? Yes, I do. Well, you like Italians in general. I think you got a problem with them. Oh, no, I love the Italians. My first girlfriend was Italian. How could you tell? Because she told me. Oh, that's the worst improv skills. Well, I don't think the
Starting point is 00:17:01 Kyle understands it was to treat his puppet and and him I think he answers the questions as him What do you want to tell you? It's I like Italian so I used to date one. I love him I love him. You know what I used to date one how to come how could you tell? Well cuz he was she was female in the last name ended in a vowel. I don't know I know we're gonna stupid question is that yeah, don't mean you're on a comedy podcast You're supposed to riff a little bit. Yeah, the comedic chemistry between Grillo and the puppet really is not going anywhere. So Grillo says how could you tell she was Italian? He goes, well, she told me and then Grillo shoots out the joke that he was supposed to tell him. Yeah. Oh,
Starting point is 00:17:37 Well, it wasn't the mustache. You have to listen to the women's DNA. Sure, it wasn't the mustache. She kept it nice and clean. So nice, yeah, to say it twice. Thank you. Yes, yeah, that joke was, it was worth coming around again. How did you know she was a tellin' wasn't her mustache? I love the interview skill suit.
Starting point is 00:17:59 And he's like, do you like Italian food? Yes. There are so many things like that. Like this is what they ask him if he likes Tony Bennett. He makes say to this, Tony is sitting on a sheet where he's watching his daughter. Do you like Tony Bennett's shell? Yes. Do I look like some kind of horrible monster? Yeah. This guy does not know how to riff on a comedy show. Hey, do you like Tony about it? Yeah, it's pretty good Yeah, well, it's dudes and then there's this old lady talking. Here's my number seven. Hey, do you find this old lady attractive? Yeah, don't you attract it to Debbie shelf? Oh, yes
Starting point is 00:18:37 Would you like to be in our nightstand Only she's in there with me. Oh, so you like being on bottom I know she's in there with me. Oh, so you like being on bottom? Oh yes. He's bad. Grille, I'm going to tell you this right now. If you want your show to be successful, first off, you shouldn't be on it. Secondly, Kyle should definitely not be on your show.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Kyle is terrible at podcasting. Yeah. He sucks at this. And this is going to be a TV show. Quarad, quote, unquote. Kevin, tell me you did some research into the After Shock XL TV show. I did. I did.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Check. Yeah, I can TV show. I couldn't find much about the show online. It doesn't have much of a... Crows. Not only can I not find anything about it online. In the show description, there's a wink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:22 That doesn't go anywhere. The show is supposed to watch tomorrow. Look, we have this TV show. It's gonna watch tomorrow. There's nothing about it anywhere on the internet. And there's more shit about the flat earth than there is about a TV show that supposedly exists. Yeah, I mean, so I tried, I Googled it
Starting point is 00:19:39 and there's, from what I can tell, a German firework called Aftershock XL. That's the whole first page of Google. And a German firework called Aftershock XL. That's the whole first page of Google. And then if you put in Aftershock XL podcasts, there's an Aftershock podcast. That's the whole first page. Google even says, did you mean Aftershock podcast? Even Google's like, nobody wants aftershock XL. I'm not even making that one off.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me, let me throw two more. Sal fucking zingers. Oh, yeah. Let me throw two more sal fucking zingers at you. Oh yeah, I got a bunch more. They're just making you go. When they bring the chef in, number 11 happens. Oh yeah, I got this one too. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Can you finger a chicken? Can you make chicken fingers? Yeah. I didn't think of that. That's a lot I'd say. Yes, I could, definitely. Okay. I make them free scratch.
Starting point is 00:20:24 But you finger a me chicken. Yeah. Okay. I made him feel the average. But you finger me chicken. Again, these people have bad jokes and they keep going back to them. Yeah, that might be the least funny thing that anyone's ever said. And if you don't mind me fast forward into the tail end of the show, at the, this is this big chance to finish strong.
Starting point is 00:20:41 This is the chance to button it up. This is number eight. Oh, you got something else to say there, so before we, uh, forward to the plugs. Sheep skin fish livers. I got it. I love it. That's what I wanted. So, uh, we have to, uh, you know, I had to leave this totally.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I had a feeling this would happen. I have all these same clips. Of course. Yeah. What the fuck did that mean? Yeah, I want this any of this mean. I was hoping one of you guys would know why that was funny No, I have no idea. I really don't yeah, I mean he's just he said you have any last words or whatever and that's the words that he came up with So He's always trying to play on the right side. Yeah, I mean guys wait you can do better. I mean it's pretty good for a puppet I mean at that point he had exhausted all his a material So they they talk about being in this restaurant for fucking forever
Starting point is 00:21:37 They just talk and talking talk and talk about it and it turns out the guys that runs a restaurant to dick And here's number 13 where we hear about the guys of dick and then we bring Sal and the conversation. My favorite is the chair's red. No it's blue. I said it's blue. It's blue. Yeah, it's blue. Yeah, it's blue.
Starting point is 00:21:54 It's blue. Yeah. I say it's blue. Sal, have you ever worked in anybody like that? Oh, is that the guy on your hand maybe? Yes. Well, yes, he is quite like that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, like they'll just like in the middle of a big rant I'll be like what do you think of that Barry uses it now? Oh, don't think so That's like he keeps throwing to the fucking puppet just like he does the Barry and then the puppet says nothing and then he hands Right up in a joke hey puppet. How about the guy would his head up your ass? And he's like
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah, I guess he is like that a little bit now that you mention like that a little bit now that you mentioned. It's brutal. They talk so grillo is talking about how all these gangsters were coming to this restaurant. And it's a big Italian joint gangsters. So he throws another softball over to Sal, who fucking fumbles it. By the way, Sal, I would be careful.
Starting point is 00:22:59 They all these people are hard-query-time. You may be in a fucking shoebox real soon. Now it's better than the packing crate that he leaves me Wow He's really smooth this puppet. It's better than the packing good Number five they talk about Sesame Street if you want to play number four and number five. Okay Do you want to be on six Sesame Street? There's a I would love to be about Sesame Street if you want to play number four and number five. Okay. Do you want to be on six Sesame Street? There's a I would love to be on Sesame Street, but I feel as though I would be banned very quickly. Yeah, I think you'd be kicked out of that gate of community like instantly It's pretty big a whips bag for a puppet. I just like how he goes. You want to be on the whole success?
Starting point is 00:23:44 Well, he's got a out of the house? Yeah, that's the sweet street. Well, he's got a whole Sesame Street story. Yeah. Why don't we play Kevin's number five and then we'll see where that goes? Yeah, go ahead. Because I think I have all these clips too. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Who would be the first puppet you'd go after? Yeah, I'd probably go after Oscar. He's probably the one who would understand me the most. And you could possibly hide in the trash can okay, who would you sexually harass first? You know, I maybe a lot of things but I am not a sexual harassment 2019 What I put my head put my butt hole up this young man's hand But I'm not harass anyone who does not want it. Oh my god. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:24:27 sexual harassment That is sexual harassment 2019 So what a stupid question that is if you were I say a cell the puppet if you are as a street Who would you sexually harass first first? Probably probably ask I mean ask is the one you'd want If you were S.S.M.E. street, who would you sexually harass first? First? Probably. Probably, Oscar. I mean, Oscar's the one you'd want.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I mean, you know, if you're going to put your fist up his ass, see? So my number 16 is the intro to this whole Sassamie street saga. Can you tell me how to get there? Oh, yeah. No. Sassamie street? No. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you.
Starting point is 00:25:16 I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you.
Starting point is 00:25:24 I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to hear how it's important to Grillo in his life story. So I was, I think I forgot, but it might have been though, I was, it wasn't the brave one, cause that was at, maybe it was the brave one. I don't know, it was like peeing on some type of thing and it was like a late night. Yes, but in a period, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:25:39 I did not edit any of that Grillo shit. That's a straight clip from his show. The punchline to this whole, we spent five minutes on Sesame Street, the punchline is on right team. Finally, I opened a bit door and I'm like, oh my god, there's the can, there's the stoop, there's grover and all of a sudden I look and the whole crew is shooting something and they're all staring at me. And I'm like, took up my phone and I'm like, could you, could you, could you, could you
Starting point is 00:26:03 buy? I'm like, I took out my phone, I'm like, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, bye. Yeah. So we spent five minutes on the story. The crux of the story is that he drunkenly wandered onto the Sesame Street stage for two seconds, took a picture and got thrown the fuck out. 20 seconds in his defense. 20 seconds he was there for. He made the exaggeration. It was a little life altering for him.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Oh, my God. I have to say, I went Gageesh with my phone my phone. I just have one more clip on the Sesame Street thing because after he asks who he's gonna sexually harass and the puppet says I'm not into that sort of thing. They get into more Sesame Street sex talk. Oh boy, which is always good. I put my head and put my butt hole up this young man's hand But I'm not harass anyone who does not want it. Okay. What if they want to like role play and they forget her ass like oh, you know Would you go for that? I don't know she's not on the show anymore. But Gina. I always love Gina was a very attractive human being
Starting point is 00:26:58 Oh, you go for the humans not even the puppets. So you would do that. Oh the puppets. So you would do that. All those puppets are kids. Oh, that's a great chemistry. Amazing fan to have these two have. She goes, you're a puppet. Don't you want to fuck another puppet? No, those are children puppets. What are you fucking weirdo?
Starting point is 00:27:16 We're talking about puppet sex. It's fine. Pat Affiliate is not part of the equation here. This guy's taking it off so seriously. And he's fucking idiot because I think he's answering his Kyle We're talking to the pump it He's like I'm not gonna fuck a puppet. That's ridiculous that chick goes out the show's hot. No, it's not talking to you Kyle. Yeah It's guy is so stupid and by guy, I mean all of them. Every single one of them.
Starting point is 00:27:48 This is another one where Sal has a, well, he tries to shoot a line over to Sal to tell a joke and he can't even get a word in thank God. And wound up in like 27 years. 30. But never gave up anybody, kept his mouth wide. So he was revered by everybody. Shot guy did. He's something you don't see much anymore.
Starting point is 00:28:10 And he's like, I have a lot of issues. And he couldn't be an isolated man. Hey, they're talking about this guy named Gigi, who did 30 years in prison. Yeah. Because he wouldn't snitch on anyone. And why the fuck does Grille think the sales gonna have so high for this?
Starting point is 00:28:24 He hasn't had anything for anything. Yeah. Even normal situations, he can't come up with a fucking anecdote. And he goes, 30 years in prison, huh? Ever happened to you sell the puppet? What did you think was gonna happen with that? Ugh. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:28:37 I've done 30 years in a shoebox! Hey! Hey! Somebody had my hand up my ass, too! And then finally, sale decides that he's got a joke. He doesn't even need Grillo to introduce him or try to push it to him. He interrupts everybody.
Starting point is 00:28:53 There's a bunch of mirrors in the bathroom of this restaurant for some reason. And Sal's just like, oh, I got this one. Res, hold on. I can't imagine wanting, you having all those mirrors and then wanting to watch one self Go to the bath. I mean, you know, I get that everyone's into a lot of crazy shit these days But you know why would you want to just want you know who needs that many mirrors when you just when you're making? Guys who needs that many mirrors when you're making yeah Yeah. Oh, guys, who needs that many mirrors when you're making?
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah, they actually do a lot of reminiscing about the workplace bathroom, which I know is a topic near and dear to your hard car. I don't know if you heard the crowbar of clown car that was put in there. So number eight and then number nine are how many times they mentioned clown car in a 30 second period. And the joke is it's a very small bathroom We're talking about a restaurant man hat if anyone's ever been things are tend to be a little tight Okay Rest hold on.
Starting point is 00:30:05 I can't help you. I can't help you. It's a circus. Yeah, Russ has a throw in a cloak. There are five times if you were already said. Yeah. You have to qualify it at the end of the clock, you know, like at the circus, you know.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Like the circus. Well, there's a point in the phone call where the... He puts the microphone directly up his left nostril. But my number 25 is when they're talking about this Gigi character. Every celebrity goes there and Gigi was like regular there as much as Debbie was and Debbie was related to the guy Frankie Pellegrino and anybody knows him from Goodfellas, he was on the sopranos.
Starting point is 00:30:40 So um... I know it's so um Mmm drop God yeah, I have that Two million oh Yeah, I gotta pick up the fuck a couple go away. It's it said to her. Do you think this guy may be sleet on the CPAP machine? Is that possible? Holy shit. My CPAP machine smells like ham. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the cold cut trail. I'm just gonna feed you. You're sinifing. Oh, yes. I am.
Starting point is 00:31:28 There was so many parts of the show when it's just rust breathing heavily on the phone that I could have clipped. Yeah. I could have made a super cut of that. Oh my God. It was so obnoxious. And no one says the guy,
Starting point is 00:31:37 hey, the mic's a little up close to you. No one says that. Or because he talks about what a great studio they're in, non-stop, they don't maybe pan it down a little bit and post or something. Change the mix up a little bit. So I'm not hearing this guy fucking breathing into his smartphone. You're hearing the inside of his sinuses.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I mean, that's a good thing. Okay, I haven't breathed through a sinuses in 20 years. I fucking melt for you there. The obvious that one. They do give some good advice for all you restaurant workers out there. Number 15 is how to get it done. So if you have people like Shayla and Dorks,
Starting point is 00:32:15 who it's in their Italian and they're not exactly the legitimate businessmen and they won't leave or pay a tab, how do you get them to leave the restaurant? Well, you bring in a bunch of tranny. Yeah. It's time I go. Oh, what the fuck happened to Brunelli's over here? The girl's sitting on my lap. She got a dick. She don't got a dick. What the fuck am I doing here?
Starting point is 00:32:32 Grilla really working the room there. Yeah. I don't even know what to make in that clip. I just felt like I had to play it. All right. Well, since you played that in Grilla, certain to do in Prussians, I want to play it. Alright, why? Since you played that in Grillo's certain to-do impressions, I want to play Clip where they're talking about this waiter Gus. And Grillo tried to get Gus on the show, because we needed a seventh fucking person. Of course, yeah. And Gus wasn't able to come on.
Starting point is 00:32:55 So now they're telling stories about this other guy that no one's ever heard of, and Grillo doesn't impression of him. Gus, why didn't you start with a pinky? Giddle, you're right. I should start with pinky. Oh my god. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm doing so good. So Gus. gosh why didn't you start with a pinky needle you're right I should stop with pinky so gosh so grill does the impression the way they've been doing the impression
Starting point is 00:33:11 everyone hey what the fuck I'm never never did like the easiest thing and Debbie goes oh my god you do him so good that's a spot on us this fucking game is guss! Gets him every time! It's ridiculous. This is the... Oh, this is him talking about how the show's running long. But it doesn't matter because these stories are so great. So, okay, everybody, if anybody's got something to plug,
Starting point is 00:33:41 we gotta wrap it out, we're a little long, but I don't mind because the stories are great. No one's gonna tune out, we don't have any restrictions here. All wrap it out, we're a little long, but I don't mind because the story's great, no one's gonna tune out, we don't have any restrictions here. All right, Kevin, you can't see this, but, cause I'm gonna draw a line graph on what I think the retention rate was for the average listeners in the show, okay?
Starting point is 00:33:56 So you have here, this is 100% right here. Yeah, right? So everyone who's listening is listening, and this is about the one minute mark down here. Mm-hmm. All right, so this is gonna go like this Yeah, and then this is an asset to It just comes out forever in that direction. There's no way people are listening to the show We're the only ones who got to the end of the show and I haven't didn't even get to the end
Starting point is 00:34:17 No, I'm glad you worked in a visual a because that's really gonna help you plow But yeah, there's I can't even imagine who would listen to this show or why, I just don't. Well, the stories are so great, that everybody's listening to it. I also wanted to talk about the big story that they tell, the biggest story is, they have this thing with John Edwards, right? Is that the guy's name?
Starting point is 00:34:37 Oh, yeah, that was fucking awful. Yeah, so not the John Edwards, who cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer, not that one. Well, this guy could have two, but he missed true. We don't know. But there's another John Edward too, was a psychic medium in New York City and all these guys love John Edwards and a bunch of them were on the show. It was very meaningful to them and they tell this story and then after they tell this story and there was like crying
Starting point is 00:35:02 involved and you know, he told me this thing about my mom and my mom had just passed away and he knew my dad and they're like really heartfelt. Like this, Gavin, you know, there's that fucking really heartfelt Italian family moment thing that goes on. The fucking puppet decides this is a good time to shit all over mediums.
Starting point is 00:35:22 I've seen it, it's all horse shit. All right, so I'll start off by saying, Kyle and I, on that big believe is in the supernatural. It's just something you know, it was, I don't know, I believe in science and logic and reason and evidence. And so you know, a lot of what you were saying it seemed like John Edwards was being very General and then you just filled in the blank Okay, no I mean, you know, I don't want to you know take away anything You know, I know that you know he's helped give it another side
Starting point is 00:35:58 He's have given people out of closure and hell and that's wonderful That's great. I don't want to negate anybody's beliefs is just how I believe You're a fucking puppet. Yeah, there's no need for that Who's turning to the puppet for scientific reasoning? You know what I mean? That's the question and the woman Debbie even says oh I have a medium that I go to on a regular basis Yeah, this is a big part of my life. I really believe in this shit. Dude, you might want to just let that one go part of my life. I really believe in this shit. Dude, you might want to just let that one go. Like, let's all just be friends here. You know what's crazy about a medium? Is it? It's all horse shit? You're an idiot. Did you know that?
Starting point is 00:36:31 I think you're just never coming relief you idiots. You've been the one spot in the whole fucking fucking casket shit I've never put in. Yeah, but now he's edgy. Kevin, you're, you're fucking up again again man even through discord. What is the deal? I? Don't know oh now you're clear now you're clear. Oh, okay. Did you do something different on your end just and just now or I did nothing weird Yeah, it sounded like you were being sexually assaulted by a bee of some sort Did you fuck a bee Kevin? I fuck the bee guys B of some sort. Did you fuck a B, Kevin? During our show?
Starting point is 00:37:05 I fucked a B, guys! Ha ha ha ha! With my hand up my ace! Hey, Kevin, if you had a puppet, would the puppet like Connie from a B-Ive? Yes, they're mine. That was the right answer, yeah. Yes, both me and my puppeteer, like honey.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Yeah, we both enjoy very much with peanut butter. He even says when he's shitting on that medium, he goes, both Kyle and myself think that this is horseshit. I got an idea, Kyle. Rather than do that through your puppet, your fucking, by the way, I think we should all believe in science rant Maybe just say that as your normal person. Yeah, let the puppet just be a goofball. Well But think about this. He's always got a team listen Carl not only do I disagree with you, but my puppet disagrees with you as well
Starting point is 00:37:58 Isn't that right Kyle? Yes, that is right This is fascinating to me. This was amazing. I might go back and listen to future episodes of this show, just to hear where this fucking Sal character goes. I want him to lecture more people about how their belief system is wrong. That's why I want for my puppets from Nawa.
Starting point is 00:38:19 That's what Sesame Street should be. Did you know that Buna is bullshit? Paka waka! Hahaha! That's amazing. I got to Avenue Q part two. Yeah, it's gonna be shitty I never go into. This is Big Bird. Ella is stupid. Hahaha! I Praying to mecha
Starting point is 00:38:47 What a bunch of at-holes Coming up after the brain cookie monster's gonna draw a caricature of my hobbit stick around I got a few more things to talk about I you got a bunch more clips here crows anything that we didn't get to yet. No, that's all garbage. Okay, all garbage all the time. Fair enough, Cabin' Anything you want to hit? No, I'd have to have them good. Yeah, I think we all clipped the same shit, unfortunately. The last thing I wanted to talk about was his sponsors. Oh yeah!
Starting point is 00:39:17 His sponsors are amazing. I was just trying to clip those, but I'm glad you brought this on. This is crazy. He starts off the show by going through a list of about four sponsors at the end of the show. He plugs them again. And this is the most niche product shit you've ever heard in your life. The first one is for this guy, Richard Prinzy,
Starting point is 00:39:38 who's a tax attorney, who specializes in for people in the entertainment industry. Way better than H&R Block. Because they will get you your proper refund, not like H&R Block. I went to them for years and they bit me over hard because they are not specialists. I was working in the entertainment business
Starting point is 00:39:56 and Richard Prinzy helped me do my taxes correctly because it's say everybody has different expenses, everybody has different lives and H&R Block doesn't do that for you. Richard Pringy does. Okay, so if you're in the entertainment business and you listen to the worst podcast ever made, that's a perfect advertisement for you. And then I realized that this idiot Steve Grillo doesn't know how the internet works or how email addresses work. You want to go to Richard at Pringy.com. You want to go to an email address? How would you wanna go to his email address?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Can you explain that to me? And then the next advertiser after that is this company called Brightshot. They rent out giant LED bulbs for video production shoots. Yeah, which everybody needs. And then we also have Brightshot. If you are filming a taping a TV show film anything you need an LED light For as far as like those big movie lights bright shot is the best on the market and they are cheaper than all the competition
Starting point is 00:40:53 And they are brighter than the competition. They have no heat. They're 3.8 amps They go any color any color temperature and if you need special effects if you're shooting something you need special effects like police lights TV lightning if you ever have to shoot a lightning scene in a movie How fucking bitches this if you need to shoot a lightning scene in a movie? Yeah, this is the only place to go to I knew there's a lot of competitors out there who say they have the best lightning effects for your movie But this one bright shot is the way to go Well, you know the background here because I did a little research on what Grillo's been doing for, I don't know how many fucking years he's been
Starting point is 00:41:29 off the Stern Show, but he owns a production lighting company. Oh, that's okay. He owns something. So this is what he does. And so basically he went to one of these things. He was like, hey, he wanted to be on my bad guess. He's just, would you? Would you sponsor my podcast? So he's just taking from his normal life something.
Starting point is 00:41:49 So it's like, it's like me going in there and being like, so Citrix, Citrix can do so much stuff for your computers or like Windows Server. It's like me just picking some bullshit that I work on. And that's what it sounds like because there's no way that this is an advertisement agreement that occurred in the real world.
Starting point is 00:42:09 It makes zero sense that they'd be like, we listen to Aftershock XL and our marketing department feels that this is the right partnership for our company. We need to partner with Steve Grillo. Can you please read about our Lightning Effect LED bulbs? It's very important that your audience know about this. Wow. Can you please read about our Lightning Effect LED bulbs? It's very important that your audience know about this. Your show is it trends really high with people who own lighting companies.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Yeah, well, the last week I got two hearts and one of those hearts was a guy that might need a flash bulb. So we got a, you know. And then it has this other sponsor, Vorshtiner Beer, just a German Pilsner, and Steve Carillo, you gotta love this endorsement that he says at the end of the show.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Now, every time I see Vorshtiner at a bar, I will have one, not just because they love my show, I actually enjoy drinking the beer. When you endorse a product, you don't wanna make it sound like you should be surprised by it. I actually enjoy this beer. I know it sounds crazy, that I would drink this hot garbage, but I actually enjoy it fucking idiot It's not how you do a plug
Starting point is 00:43:14 All right last thing I want to play it on this show the very very end Grillo promotes his own show that we all just listened to for the last hour and fifteen minutes. He says this. This is a great show after ShockXhell. He says this is a great show after ShockXhell. I just listened to the entire thing, Grillo. You can't lie to me. You didn't think it was great.
Starting point is 00:43:36 If you want to lie to someone, lie to them on Twitter, on Instagram, they haven't heard the show, they might believe it. You're not going to fool me. I just listened to that entire fucking episode. This is a great show. This show is terrible. And I don't know, and Kevin, I was just fucking with you before when I asked if you did any research on that.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I don't know what this aftershock XL TV show is. They promote it in the description, they talk about it on the show. What does TV show mean? What does that even mean? They don't talk about a network, they don they talk about it on the show, what does TV show mean? What does that even mean? They don't talk about a network, they don't talk about anything. I'm assuming they're gonna put up a YouTube video.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Yeah, right? Of people talking about the work they used to do years ago. I can't wait. Yeah, we're gonna have a lot more fascinating. I'm Russ Brunelli. She's fucking Christ. You can see, isn't it? I just wanna know what that puppet looks like. Oh, I looked it up. on Russ Brinnelly. He's fucking Christ. You could see as the other person.
Starting point is 00:44:25 I wanna know what that puppet looks like. Oh, I looked it up. I mean, I would highly recommend that everybody look up my buddy, Kyle Mahoney, and see what he's up to because that guy is fascinating. Yeah, I saw the, in one of the, the show description on the web, it had a link to all of the cast members personal Facebook page. Right. Like personal Facebook pages. Yeah, not even like their public
Starting point is 00:44:49 face or the. We're going to start a service or something. Yes. Weird. Actually, since we talked about that, this is the plug because you let everybody plug their stuff at the end. And nobody has anything to plug. Of course. The one woman's like, oh, I'm 10 bar. I swear to God, devies, oh, yeah, I'm, I. I swear to God, Debbie's, oh yeah, I'm 10 bar at this place. Oh yeah, what night's you there? Ah, I don't wanna say. What, what? So Kyle plugs his Instagram,
Starting point is 00:45:14 and I'm not encouraging people to follow Kyle, but if you wanted to, this is how you would do it. My only real social media for everybody out there is Instagram, K Mahoney Poney puppets just the letter K M-A-H-O-N-Y puppets as in more than one okay, I did sure that he is very good Uh, I try why follow him what he's he's a lot of fun to follow I thought he's a lot of fun to follow guys. Yeah, good. You can see all the pictures of all of us stupid fucking puppets K Mahoney going there as we speak K Mahoney puppets Kevin
Starting point is 00:45:41 fucking puppets. I'm going there as we speak. You came only puppets, Kevin. Highly recommend it. I'm not puppets. Yeah. All right, I want to get into some other things if we're good with Steve Guerrillo. All right, I think we were good an hour ago.
Starting point is 00:45:54 And his cast of characters. I have a clip on here. We've done the past few weeks, the, what were we called a cringe of the week? Yeah. Fail of the week? Yeah. Fail of the week, whatever it was. Michael Rappaport does a segment called Sick Fuck of the Week. Aw.
Starting point is 00:46:11 And I'm just gonna play Rapp Sick Fuck of the Week in place of our cringey of the week. Because it's big news that Alex Jones has come out and said that he's suffered from a psychosis. Yes. Because of this lawsuit now that's pending against him. I think he said media-induced psychosis is why he told those people to go harassed the San Diego people.
Starting point is 00:46:34 I believe that's correct. So here is my bloody rap's take on this situation. Multi-award-winning sick fuck. I believe this guy has won sick fuck of the week twice. This is an international sick fuck. You know Alex Jones, Mr. Infowars, Mr. Sandy Hook massacre. The guy who said that Sandy Hook massacre was fake and all that shit. Mr. Conspiracy theorist, Mr. I think on a different plane. This cock sucker came out and said,
Starting point is 00:47:09 he's saying now because no one will do business with him. He's off a social media, they kicked him off a Twitter. I believe they kicked him off a YouTube, they kicked him off a Facebook. This guy was going around saying that the Sandy Hook shootings at the elementary school in Newton, Connecticut was a giant hoax carried out by crisis actors and so forth that so on. Well, this piece of shit is now claiming that at the time
Starting point is 00:47:33 when he was saying these certain things and talking about these certain events, it was a form of psychosis. No shit asshole, too late. Sorry asshole, he said and I quote, and I can't stand quoting this freak. I have all, I've had a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged. Oh, dude, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Okay. I get that you're abundant and all that's, there's one thing to be abundant. And it's one thing to be're abundant and all that's it. There's one thing to be abundant. And it's one thing to be a cynical and all that stuff. You don't get that pass. Sorry asshole. Sorry. And if it was a form of psychosis,
Starting point is 00:48:16 let me see some doctor paperwork. And even if the doctor says that, don't matter, you're still a scumbag. That was great. All right. Let me see some doctor paperwork, not medical records. I thought that was great. What do we see some doctor paperwork? Not medical records. I love the way rap dogs. Yeah. I still think Alex Jones is minus moment. He once said under oath that he couldn't
Starting point is 00:48:35 remember something about his marriage because he had eaten a big bowl of Texas chili for lunch. And because of the Texas chili, he couldn't remember the answer to the question. He said that under oath to a fucking judge crows that's pretty odd in his defense if you had taxes chilly I had a lot of it my life it's fucking amazing there's three kinds of meat in there and no kinds of vegetables it's delicious that'll make you forget your wife that's so good goddamn right yeah god, goddamn mama forget your wife
Starting point is 00:49:12 All right with that we want to bring the show to our next segment, which is of course Oh We talked about it last week. Opie put out a couple of episodes where he's hanging out with this guy Matt Farah. And he is the host of the Smoking Tire Podcast. He's a car guy. Okay. He's really big into cars. He knows all about them.
Starting point is 00:49:41 And him and Opie and Carly Louise are hanging out at this Manhattan car club. It's a club where you can, as a member, rent out super high-end vehicles for like a weekend. Okay. If you wanted to have a Porsche and just cruise around for a weekend, you could do that. Huh. okay. It's Lamborghini, they have all the shit. So they're podcasting from this club in an area where all the cars are, which is great for podcasting because you know, you hear cars starting up, you hear people talking
Starting point is 00:50:17 they're horny, all this shit going on. That's exactly what you want. That's exactly what you want. What's great about this show, I listen episodes 94 and 95, which is a two-part series in this Manhattan Car Club extravaganza. And what's great about it is that you have Matt and Carl, who are both interesting people who know a lot of things and have interesting things to talk about. And then you have OP. And OP is never seemed more like the third wheel than he does on this show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:49 This is his show. That's awesome. Yeah. The OP radio podcast, by the way, he mentioned that he would be willing to rename it and our sub-radity cable was some good new names for. We'll get to that later, but this is the OP radio podcast and I just love the fact that they are paying him no mind.
Starting point is 00:51:07 It starts off with OP tries to tell a joke that literally goes nowhere, literally, there's nowhere. He can't figure out what the punchline is, and so Carl just starts talking again. Kid runs his mouth. I'm so yellowy. I'm pretty bad now that I look at him. I'm pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:51:24 It's cool guys. It matches the color of this hurricane. I thought he had I thought he had jauntus and then I realized he's still you know short short start clip notes. I thought he had jaundice and then I realized that he um that uh that was the joke that Opie told. And remember, this is the guy who says he spends hours editing his podcast. Yeah, in a show. The show is a nice spend hours together. I think this podcast, the craftsmanship really comes through.
Starting point is 00:51:54 The first time someone hears this podcast is when you upload it. That's the first time anyone's heard it. Opie has no control over his own show. He's trying to tell this really boring story about family shit. Cause Opie's go to his, oh, I grew up in a crazy family. You wouldn't believe my brother's,
Starting point is 00:52:12 oh my gosh, growing up, Matt and Carl do not care about this at all. And I can't look at half a Rolex lineup. Rolex is lined up anymore either, cause he ruined it for me. So let me get back to the, my brother's. Oh, sorry, sorry. No, sorry, there's just a lot of fun back to my brother's texture. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Sorry, there's just more fun beach rain. This is good. Well, I was going to have it. OK, OK, OK. So I'm trying to get my brother to help me out with these family stories, right?
Starting point is 00:52:34 So cement and fetching rocks. Someone just ate shit outside. What happened? So they're literally distracted by anything out the window. They don't, they were talking about something else. And we go, I was trying to tell you guys a story like, okay, all right, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Whatever, your brother texted you something once. What the fuck happened? And then as soon as he starts up, the guys like, whoa, we're gonna think out the window. Everything's gonna be like the little brothers like tugging your pant away. You know what? You wanna hear it out? I was telling you a story that is OP on this show gets to the point where curl we shows up with a sandwich that he's really
Starting point is 00:53:12 proud of and OP's jealous of the sandwich because it's getting too much attention the 9k layer of meat here there's there's more to dela there's Salami, two kinds of Salami, right? Capacola, Capacola, Bishu-Diti, Moose Fire, Extremely Fire. So fire. Can I punch it? What are you saying? We gotta stop giving OP beer. I think it's not going well. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:53:37 The guy has to say what she goes, can I punch it? Oh my God. And then they're talking about it as if he's grandpa? Yeah. What are we gonna do about the home star? Oh, he has a self-given OP beer. I, grandpa's that's in real weird. Maybe we should take him to the home.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Yeah. Oh my goodness. He seems like he's out of it. That sandwich ever, did that sandwich do nights in New York City? Was it on WNW? And then there's a part where Carl is talking to Matt about this product that he has. Ope is not understanding what's going on. He's totally not including the conversation, so he wants in.
Starting point is 00:54:16 And listen to Carl's reaction. When is the 2.0 knife coming out? The second knife. So let's say. Because I want the second knife. You're going to have the second knife so I want because I want the second you get the second I've even had the first night the first when you told me about the second knife and you're like in this point for opening boxes You guys explain sorry Talking again, oh, geez is this the beginning of the yet
Starting point is 00:54:43 Talking again. Oh jeez. Is this the beginning of the yet? Wow, oh because I'm not part of this car. What are you guys talking about? Yeah, all right? Let's back it up for this fucking dumb dumb explain it to the city This is another example. He actually calls out Carl for not paying attention to him Documentary me ill dude gross and then my and then my, my cleaning lady, right? I don't want to eat the sandwich. My cleaning lady, I'll talk to Matt. He's got his ADD kicking in. He goes, I'll talk to Matt and he's talking about Carl. He goes, he's got his ADD kicking in.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Because Carl is actually getting drunk at this point. Yeah. And he's just kind of shooting the shit. He doesn't care about what Opie's saying. Opie's talking about watching a documentary with his cleaning lady next to him or something. Not in sense. So it doesn't care about what OP is saying, OP is talking about watching a documentary with his cleaning lady next to him or something. None says. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Which we all can relate to. Of course. Who hasn't been there? Oh, there's this bit too, where they're around all of these amazing cars. Yeah. And Carl makes this observation that is such a slam on OP and it gets zero response. So it's not like we're just friends busting balls. It is a showstopper.
Starting point is 00:55:49 No one's gonna worry. If someone bitches about the Ferrari running in the background, they can go fuck themselves. OP, if we were cars, that car would be the complete opposite of you. Right? Whoa. Look at this Ferrari. They're all excited about it.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Car will go, if we were cars, that car would be the opposite of you. That car's amazing. It's not even funny, it's just like a fuck you kind of. And what point does he realize that this is not working? That's a good question. That's a good question. I know that their ranking is falling further and further down iTunes,
Starting point is 00:56:24 which would lead me to believe that less and less people are listening to this on purpose. Yeah. I think more people hear it through our show now. Yeah, no shit. And I'm listening to his show. It's too funny. I was actually looking for this. I put OP into the iTunes search.
Starting point is 00:56:46 W-H-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T I wonder what he gets paid. I do too. One of the sweet quit money is coming his way. Yeah, because he's got to have a lot of money left over. Right? Yeah. Yeah, he's making billions of dollars a year. I think he's probably pretty well off. Why? Why is he embarrassing himself? pretty well off. Why? Why is he embarrassing himself? Yeah, why do this? That is the question.
Starting point is 00:57:10 That's the question, Kevin. That is the fucking question. We're all tried to figure out what is going on here. And this is him still thinking he's out on the radio. So maybe part of it is that he thinks he's like making his comeback. Remember when Dice did this in the 2000s, he thought he was gonna get back to Madison Square Garden again. You're like Dice, your time is coming. I mean, it's cute. It's neat that you're writing jokes again, but your time is coming gone.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Opie goes to a commercial break. And then when they come back, remember this is a podcast. He has to reset everything that's going on. Hey. Hey. Oh, fuck. We're here with Matt Farrer from SmokingTire Podcast. Well, right. Well, who was dudes ever? And where are we again, sir?
Starting point is 00:57:54 We are at Classic Car Club Manhattan. Good job, good job. You fucking know all about this shit. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Only we know. You told us this already. Everyone's listening from the beginning No one's coming in halfway
Starting point is 00:58:12 Oh my god, I need that Alex don't drop as part of my life that is so far I finally found a place for it. I was so excited about this fucking know all about this shit I just wanted to shoot her in that drop and I'm so excited about it. Yeah, it certainly is not bullshit excited about it. It certainly is not bullshit. All right, before that he does the reset, because he thinks he's on the fucking radio still, they do a read for purple mattress. And there was this thing where Carl was talking about when they were doing a live read for purple mattress a couple episodes ago. Carl says, oh yeah, I haven't even opened it up yet. And he's like, why would you say that? Just pretend that you did it and that you like it. That's a whole point.
Starting point is 00:58:49 So now, Carol's coming around and talking about how, oh yeah, I'm using my problem mattress and I love it. And Carol actually has a joke that I thought was hilarious. Of course, they ruined it by laughing too hard, but this is a good joke. So the purple mattress is open. It's beautiful. Yeah. And I'm using, and I got to third base
Starting point is 00:59:08 on it. Ooh, is that the video? I got to third base and aggressive third base too. What's an aggressive third base? Means when you go straight to third base. Oh, so you hit the ball, run through the picture's mound, and just go to pick it, and slide into third base. A funny joke. Okay. I have aggressive third base.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I just want straight to third base. But they laughed a little bit too hard at it. And then later on in this story, we're talking about going to third base with this check during this commercial read. This fucking guy, Carl Ruiz I know your listening is trolling me so my third base took a little nappy poo and I went up I got up to have a siggy and it didn't wake her up come on man it's fucking ridiculous I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo.
Starting point is 01:00:08 I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo.
Starting point is 01:00:24 I'm not taking an ampie poo. So there's really no reason for this. But the producer Joey Chimes in and tells you what to think. This special BMWs don't really drive any different from the regular BMWs. And they cost a lot more money. Okay, even though I'm not a big car person, and I can't see a fucking thing that's going on, I'm intrigued. Matt, just dive in a little deeper. Carl bring us up this speed
Starting point is 01:00:50 So Joey feels the need cuz he realizes this is a terrible podcast Pointing at cars. I'm like, yeah, look at that thing over there And look at this thing and they're talking about shit that I have no idea Thousand horsepower no way. Yeah, so they're talking about the shit So Joey is a company to be like even though I don't care about cars and, no way. So they're talking about this shit. So Joey has to come in and be like, even though I don't care about cars, and I can't see what they're talking about, this is fascinating.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Yeah. Right, guys? Boy, I mean, tree. This is a show for fucking idiots. Even Steve and Carillo is like, ah, too smart for this. Just kidding. This next clip that I have here is,
Starting point is 01:01:22 this is just great. OP tries to make a joke and Matt realizes the OP is not figuring out what they're doing at all. Matt's going in depth about these cars and how they're made and why this one's better than that one and they're going back and looking at the guys working on the cars. And OP tries to be funny. No, come back here. I have to go in the back. Going in the back.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Porsche 911 idling here. Hey Matt, you think they'll give me an oil change while I'm here? No. Oh boy. Oh boy. So at this point, Matt realizes that OP is not understanding what they're doing at all.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Yeah. OP just sees guys out of the cars, he's like, hey, I get it all changed. He's like, no, you don't, do you not understand what's going on right now? No. So is this a Chiffy Lubarino? Ah.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Ah. Ah. Ah. So now that Matt fully understands where Opie's at, he decides, should we even be having this conversation? This is awesome, man. Is there anything you want to know about these cars you're looking at?
Starting point is 01:02:30 Do you care about that sort of thing? Or not really? I mean, for the audience, cost a quarter of a million dollars. Do you want me to explain what's going on here? Yeah, so listen, guy with microphone. Do you give a shit about any of this stuff? Or what do we do? What do we do? I know he's like, no I just want to make oil change jokes.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Yeah. Do more of the head. I mean I don't give a shit but my audience does. So maybe can you talk to them? And dump it down for them. Because my audience is stupid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we've done some demographic surveys and they not a single one has gone through high school. Yeah, so what can tell me about this BMW, but don't talk
Starting point is 01:03:13 anything about cars. Yeah, in general, I think you can really dump it down. Like are those wheels? Yeah, like is it cool or is it like sweet? Are there four wheels with that car? Yeah. All right. What is this thing that's open now?
Starting point is 01:03:27 Is this called a hood? Is this what it's called? Oh, it didn't ski. And then the car where we was just like, I got to the hood before even kissed her. Oh! No! No!
Starting point is 01:03:40 Oh, and then Oampi at one point starts bragging like a braggadocious braggar does. He's an amazing basketball player Do you know this Kevin you slussed on it? Do you know that he's a great basketball player? Yeah, yeah, so best you well you don't even know how good he is listen to us and I play basketball So I'm like look what I can do boom just cuz you say you play basketball I mean you play basketball as you because you're you play basketball. It would be a car. It would be a car. Because you're a fucking basketball. You're like, we just modern people identify themselves with different sexes.
Starting point is 01:04:07 You know, identify yourself as a basketball player. I'm a better three-point shooter than LeBron James. Where are you going with this? You are an idiot. You're a idiot. You're a good one down right quick. You better back pedal a fuck out of this. No.
Starting point is 01:04:20 No. I don't know if you guys ever heard of this guy named LeBron James. Yeah. He's not known for a as a three point shooter But he's still a million times better at taking three point shots than opias LeBron James. Oh my god What a fucking idiot. We're we're witnessing the mutiny of everyone on the show Yeah, you just they've totally like fuck this. Yeah, it's bound to happen. It happens to all everyone Yeah, it happens to everyone eventually and when OP starts bragging you're you've been talking to this guy
Starting point is 01:04:51 Who knows nothing about anything? He can't be part of the conversation and then when he says you know, I'm a basketball player like no You're not dude you're a 55 year old fucking white guy who lives in the upper west side. I hate more threes than LeBron Do you want to do an to apologize for what you just said to the African-American community? Because that's fucking ridiculous. All right, I saved the best for last year, guys. This is amazing.
Starting point is 01:05:16 So this is a little bit of a longer clip, but Matt makes a lot of sense right here. And he goes up on this rant because they're talking about electric cars and decreasing the carbon footprint and why that's a good thing. And Matt has a great take on this. If you really wanna do something for the environment,
Starting point is 01:05:37 really, by a 10 year old well maintained Japanese car and keep it on the road for another 10 years. Buy a car that's already here because the process of making a car creates way more emissions and waste than the process of driving a car. Like there are certain electric and hybrid cars where power trains or chassis or bodies have to be shipped across an ocean twice.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Shipping is completely unregulated. Shipping, aviation, commercial transport, causes like 70% of our greenhouse gas emissions. And the problem is the government and other lobbyists and whatever, it's in their interest to make people like you and I feel like we need to reduce our water, we need to reduce our emissions, we need to buy a new clean car.
Starting point is 01:06:25 And the truth is, there's four profit companies that are heavily invested in polluting and then making us feel like we need to change our lifestyle to fix the world. Let me, I gotta jump on that point. So, okay. So, he got a little bit too, like, you know what, man, you got a little pre-gain.
Starting point is 01:06:43 But, I liked his point. Yeah, that's really interesting. Very interesting. He talks about how actually manufacturing a car emits way more greenhouse gases than driving that car for the next 10 years. There's so much production that goes into this and that's really where the problem is.
Starting point is 01:07:00 You heard at the end, OP says, oh, I gotta jump in on this, I gotta point. And I'm thinking, oh boy. Yeah, like what's OP gonna say? This guy just made a pretty poignant point. Sounds like he knows what he's talking about. And then OP, he needs to jump on top of this topic. I gotta jump on that point.
Starting point is 01:07:17 So your carbon footprint, right? So a lot of people like to eat organically, or like to eat healthy. And they ignore the fact that what it took to get those vegetables and fruits from other countries because we're not growing them here maybe and what that does to the environment as well. What the hell are you talking about? So Opie says there are people who want to eat healthy organically. I'm guessing that they do that for their health.
Starting point is 01:07:45 It's not a climate change thing. If you're eating organic food, it's not because you're worried about carbon emissions. So are you saying it's not a good analogy to talk about a Toyota and a green bell pepper? You're saying those aren't equivalent? It doesn't make any sense at all! Okay. Always not understanding anything this guy just said. He just made all these very points.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Nobody goes, he has to, he shit guy just said. He just made all these very points. Hope he goes, he has to, he shit how do I need vegetables all day. What? No! There's nothing to do with me when we need vegetables all day. And the amazing thing is, Crone, has any doubles down his stupidity. Oh boy.
Starting point is 01:08:20 Because Matt brings it back to, yeah, maybe. Anyway, the point is, yeah, I'm a liberal, so I hate using the term virtue signaling when you're doing a good thing, but like buying a Tesla isn't fucking good for the environment. You made them build you a car. Building a car was dirty. Like buy a fucking car that's already here.
Starting point is 01:08:37 You know what I mean? It's like adopting a kid. That's art. And don't go to a, don't have a breeder breed you a dog. Get a dog that's already here. You're 100% right and I'll go back to my point because when people say I'm gonna eat healthy They have no idea what it takes to get that shit to America, which I'm not a dude on my daily driver What is he talking about? That's my boy right why would you go to a breeder when people say they want to eat healthy?
Starting point is 01:09:01 They don't know how it what it takes to get that vegetable. Yeah, to man Why are you going to the road she store to buy a new bell pepper? You should go to the dumpster and get a pepper and someone else already threw out! Well that would actually be a better point, Grote. If he would have said that, I wouldn't have clipped it. That makes you make sense. He's not understanding this problem at all. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:09:21 What a fucking dummy. He's so stupid. It's unbelievable. Wow, wow. And the crazy thing is that, I'm not an expert on organic living, vegan lifestyle, but it's a lot of farm to tableship that's going on right now. It's a lot of source locally.
Starting point is 01:09:41 Yeah. That's kind of the trend that's going on. We're trying to eat food that was grown on farms nearby. That's what a lot of people are doing. And OP is deciding that these fucking assholes who want to eat vegan, do they not know about climate change? Yeah. That's all right. That's the world.
Starting point is 01:10:02 I mean, that's, you know, organic carrots, they fly them over. One carrot in a time. one carrot in a time. Well, I'm carrying it in a day. That's how organic works. Ah. He's so stupid. He's a dumb dumb. All right. Carl crushes OP at his ego in this next clip.
Starting point is 01:10:19 One more highlight. One more highlight. Out of your... And out, let me just set the stage real quick. So the waitress comes over and I guess this woman's been serving them for a while and they're drinking, Carl's drinking Miller High Lives. And so the waitress comes over and talks to them and hope he makes it all about him.
Starting point is 01:10:36 One more highlight. One more highlight. One more highlight. And then we'll get out of here. And though I just got to side eye, I'm sorry. I'm just like, okay. I didn't give you the side-eye. I'm gonna be honest.
Starting point is 01:10:47 I could read people on the restaurant business. She gives zero fucks about you. You don't have to laugh that hard about that. You're the Opie was not having any fun with that. Yeah. Opie thought that he was a center of attention. He's like, yeah, I'm podcasting here in your establishment. Am I bothering you?
Starting point is 01:11:06 She goes, I didn't even notice you. What are you talking about? This guy ordered a drink. I'm gonna go get it for him. Yeah. I don't care about you, who cares? So Opie goes on Instagram a lot. He goes on Instagram live.
Starting point is 01:11:20 And he likes to just walk around Manhattan with his phone out and talking to people. Oh my god. As they chat at him. And Opie is having a hard time not being famous anymore. But man, I missed the days you did a radio show and then you walked in streets and everyone's like, all about it. I'll tell you something. Not as famous, yeah, YouTube is where it's at now. There you go, YouTube. I'm certainly not as famous as I used to be, but
Starting point is 01:11:54 there was a time late 90s, 2000, 2001, 2002, around there, even squeezing a little 2003, 2004. Can you name more years old? Well I walk the streets like I bothered all the time. And now I mean I'm not doing a high profile show obviously. Hot test is doing well but now I'm gonna get one or two a day tops. That's just the reality of it. That is so smooth. Why is he doing this publicly here? He's embarrassing himself. He is. And he's shitting on his whole terrible fucking career.
Starting point is 01:12:36 Why publicly though? Like if you're this ad about it, go to a therapist or even better yet, find something meaningful to do with your life. Right. Wandering this reason to your heart, babbling into your cell phone and fucking live for the world to come and laugh at your fucking misery, is no fucking way to get to life, buddy. Exactly. I just thought I just brought the show to a halt with that.
Starting point is 01:12:56 It's depressing, isn't it? It is! Do what I do! I really do, yeah. Have the decency to go get drunk alone. Yeah. Where no one can see you cry. You know what I'm saying, Opster, come on, buddy. And Opie took to Twitter.
Starting point is 01:13:09 So Lewis J Gomez, who is a comedian out of New York, he's the Puerto Rican rattlesnake. He actually tweeted at us. He's looking forward to us bashing one of his podcasts. Ooh, some days he said a message saying, I thought they would do this months ago, I've but waiting. So that's cool.
Starting point is 01:13:26 So Lewis tweeted, somebody asked him if he was going to go on OP show and he tweeted, I don't think he'd have me on. His eye for talent is slipping. And OP tweets at him and says, this is why I have no desire to have you on. This is a garbage tweet. Be better. Yeah, dude. I know. So our buddy's over at
Starting point is 01:13:50 Poe Boys, tweeted back at OP, he tried not podcasting in a bar. Yeah. And the, the, the ranching that went on after this is just fantastic. This whole thread is hilarious. He should have looped Melania Trump in and beat Baxter cyberbullying me. So OP on his last show or a few shows ago said he's totally willing to rename his podcast. It doesn't even have to have the word OP in it. I don't care. I want to rename it. So there was a thread in our subreddit of people. There was a contest. What should the new name be? Thread and our sub-reddit of people. There was a contest. What should the new name be? And I'll read the winner first. Oprah Roo's podcast Aruni. Oh, that's perfect. That's perfect. That was the number one. Number two was the Shitass Hobo thief show. Yeah. My submission was Karl Ruiz and Friends.
Starting point is 01:14:42 My submission was Karl Ruiz and Friends. Hehehehe. Your answer. Yeah. The Zoom Recorder Show. Hehehehe. This is what I like. It says, um, Nopey Gadio. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:54 I'm in. It's upon. I like it. Uh, the Destroyer Cast, Dopey Radio. And then, um, there's one from Jen from the Jingles Department tits McGee. He is known as tits as one of his nicknames. So there you go, Opie. Yes, some ideas from our listeners. Yeah, take that ball and remember that buddy. Take it. Croge. Yeah. Done with Opie. Oh, thank good. Let's get on to other terrible podcasts. All right. I believe you gave me a couple of
Starting point is 01:15:31 Clips here that we need to address. I did I did I did so this Graceland is my Opie I can't fucking get enough of the show. It is so bad. It's so bad and like I'm a big rock and roll guy And I love fucked up history and like the fucked up history of rock and roll would be the perfect show for me Except that this guy is fucking terrible, man. And can I back up real quick? So, just Grace Land has a show that we reviewed. Chris and I reviewed this on the podcast because Kroge had recommended it, not for us to review, I put to actually listen.
Starting point is 01:15:57 And since that's happened, this show has exploded. Yeah. It's winning awards, it's everywhere. You can't go on the internet without seeing something about disgrace land It's been picked up by I heart radio or one of those shitty networks. Yeah. Yeah So this guy's getting a fucking ego now. He's very proud of himself. I think he's the best. It's fucking awful And I know I was going on and on about this he put out an April fools episode. Oh, Jesus. That was the worst fucking thing I've ever heard and it's now April fool's episode. Oh, Jesus. That was the worst fucking thing I've ever heard.
Starting point is 01:16:25 And it's now disappeared from the internet. Oh, really? He put it out. He put it out for one day and then pulled it back and then put out a real episode. It was just for the fucking real OG originals to listen to. This fucking show and it was 42 minutes long about how Jim Morrison was the Zodiac killer. And he tells story after story after story about how Jim Morrison was the zodiac killer. And he tells story and for story and for story about how Jim Morrison recorded this vocal track and he was feeling a little itching a soul and he went out and he shot this young couple and it just goes on and on and on.
Starting point is 01:16:54 But the crazy part was it was, you couldn't tell the difference between this bullshit story and his regular episodes because all regular episodes are fucking complete bullshit. It's all made up nonsense. Oh, and then they were standing in the room together just the two of them and the one guy was thinking this and the other guy then reached down and then he's real. And then he flashed back to his childhood and he had a vivid memory of 1942. It's so fucking you. Anyway, I just pulled these two fucking clips out and I just I love them and I
Starting point is 01:17:22 you should just play with no context. Okay, When that didn't work she got to her feet. Grab the ice bucket on the room service tray with the empty bottle of champagne in it. It began paulming hands full of whatever un-melted cubes of ice you could find into her near-dead fiancins asshole. I was just talking about... Well you didn't know that Kevin? If you're near someone who's having a heroin overdose, shove ice up the ass.
Starting point is 01:17:47 I think it'd be a little bit of context. This is about Kirk Cobain. It is. Okay. That's the love with shoving ice cubes of Kirk Cobain's asshole. Apparently, where did he get a source for this? I really wanna see some citations.
Starting point is 01:17:59 You know what I'm saying? Where are the footnotes for this fucking story? I don't believe it. I watched the Francis Bean documentary. Yeah. Not one mention of an ice cube in an asshole anywhere. Oh, and it gets even worse. That fucking story just goes, it's fucking awful.
Starting point is 01:18:11 And then my number two, I just love it. I just love it. You want to ask me about my influences or what my thoughts are on grunge? My thoughts are it's a joke, just like you. And my influences are twofold. My inner labia and my outer labia those are my influences fuck off that fucking show is so terrible and I can't I can't not listen to it you know
Starting point is 01:18:37 to be in it comes up my feet it's like they're gonna talk about curtain Courtney I'm like all right I'm gonna listen and it's and then that that's what you get and it And it sucks. I don't even have a point to this fucking rant. I just really hate that guy. So the show is just made up stories about rock. But it's presented as a true crime podcast about rock and roll.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Right. And then like his most recent one was about Ike and Tina Turner. And he's like, oh, I'm gonna tell you all about them. But then he does it. He just tells some bullshit stories about some date they went on to a sex club or something. And it's all ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:19:10 Like here say bullshit. There's no way he could have any facts about any of this stuff. Right, right. What's the name of the host? Jake's on 10, Jake's right. It's Cormor. Yeah, thank you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:22 I just wanted to use that drop. I was very excited about it. Cormor. Oh boy. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I just wanted to use that drop. I was very excited about it. Cornball Boy Kevin you've been you've been sidelined a little bit and I feel like I need to bring you into the fold Somebody found a very important video that's near and dear to my heart and they posted it on our subreddit and I want to play a clip from said video There's a comedian from Russia He used to be very popular in the 80s. For the second part of his career, he went to Branson Missouri. And he started up a place there
Starting point is 01:20:10 called Yakov's Dinner Adventure. Nice. Yakolf's dinner adventure is a show where you have dinner between the other shows that you go to. You're familiar with Branson, Missouri, Grosch. Oh, of course. On every summer. So this is the four-minute long commercial for Yachtgolf's dinner adventure. I imagine this is the video that runs in the hotel rooms, you know, that channel that's up there,
Starting point is 01:20:28 and it just runs through all the shit they want you to do while you're in Branson. I'm guessing this is just set up loop in people's hotel rooms. Average age 92. Ha ha ha. Watching them talk about Yacchav's dinner adventure, and I'm not gonna play the entire four minute clip. The best part is what they're talking about the dinner. Because they talk about Yakov's dinner adventure and I'm not going to play the entire form in a clip. The best part is what they're talking about the dinner because they talk about the show and how amazing the show is, how patriotic it is and
Starting point is 01:20:51 it gets everyone in tears and shit. But when they talk about the fucking food, I love that people are blown away and they get served warm food. Anyway, I don't want to get too fired up, let's play the clip? I love what I do and when we created this show, we want to touch all five senses. And when I say five senses, I mean smell and taste too. Because when we serve our dinner... Hello, I second. Five senses. What about touch? I just started this now. Are you touching people?
Starting point is 01:21:22 Hey. It shouldn't be five. It should never be five senses. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm gonna get back to it. Not only our performers will be dancing, but your taste buds will too. I like the food. It was hot and fresh.
Starting point is 01:21:36 The food was fun. I cleaned my play. It was much better and I expected, and it was nice and hot. I don't know how you did it. Ah! But it was great. This is a delicious gourmet meal.
Starting point is 01:21:47 You get beef brisket, chicken, creamy mashed potatoes, green beans, almeidean, a roll, and delicious soup. This delicious mouthwatering meal is served to you on the golden platter with linen napkin, real silverware, and the fake candle. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all come stand there adventure, it will blow you away. God, Lord, this is one of the greatest videos to ever surface out the internet. I fucking love it. I fucking love it.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Boy, you know, I thought this food was to be hot fucking garbage, but believe it or not, I can actually cough it down. They spent as much time talking about the napkin and the silverware as they do talking about the foods at their service. Yeah. Locally sourced napkins. Greated on loom. Made out of chicken bone. You know when you normally go to your shitty old
Starting point is 01:22:48 country buffet or golden corral food sometimes cold. Not here because we serve it to you on a gold platter that's been sitting inside the radio active Russian dishwasher Straight from Chernobyl right from Chernobyl only in Russia There was another video that I haven't seen in a while we talked about how the plates on magnets So it doesn't fall off the tray This thing is so fucking ridiculous And you got to think about the target audience for this
Starting point is 01:23:28 Because the target audience is just thinking oh Fuck as a food and I can even eat. I don't have teeth Creamy mashed potatoes and soup. All right. Yeah, I can do that They mashed potatoes still have any chunks at all in them. No staples, no Fuller at all, not like would you get at the home? All right fuck that place These show is so entertaining you will hop up in your seat But don't worry about spilling warm food all over floor, cause all of them have magnets on it. All right, so that's a lot of fun.
Starting point is 01:24:11 And I do enjoy our subreddit. They still like us for now. And I do want to give a shout out to DigiBro, who put a video up on YouTube praising WATP. DigiBro is a YouTuber in a regular on the DIC show, and I think we're going to work out a way to have my art show at some point. Cool. I also want to talk about, all right, I didn't know if I wanted to talk about this or not,
Starting point is 01:24:37 but I'm going to throw it out there. If anyone's following, who are these podcasts on Instagram? That is not us. Someone created an Instagram page for us. And it's not just any someone. It's specific people who have made it their life mission to fuck with us. Yeah. We have these couple of kids up north
Starting point is 01:24:59 who are very, very buttered that we did not enjoy their podcasts. They got nothing nothing with time. And they have so much fucking, do you know about this, Crows? You know about this Instagram page? I did, somebody linked to like some Instagram something and I clicked on it and I'm like,
Starting point is 01:25:14 oh, there's a hashtag and I click on that and this whole world of WATP on Instagram opened up. Yes. But it was some weird alternate dimension shit. And it, once I clicked on it, I'm like, oh, it's those fucking idiots from that flash. It's those fucking idiots from that fucking show. And it's pathetic.
Starting point is 01:25:29 These losers have so much fucking free time. I thought they were just on their Twitter, talking about us every day, which is pathetic enough. Yeah. But no, it's worse than that. They've gone and fronted every single one of my real friends in real life. And they've created an Instagram page with over a thousand followers.
Starting point is 01:25:49 Which are all bought. I don't know. It's gotta be. There's a way. There's a way. I mean, whtp has some fans. I mean, what the fuck, dude? You're like, well, you don't promote it here.
Starting point is 01:25:58 I've never talked about it. I've never been out of existence. It's not linked for many of you. You're on the media. It's not. It's not. If you want to know what's officially endorsed by WTP, you can find the links on our website.
Starting point is 01:26:09 This Instagram page, I mean, it's fine. It's not hurting us, but what's weird about it is these shit heads post nothing but Simpson's references and Howard Stern photos in between inspirational quotes. So weird. It's bizarre. Yeah. And what bugs me about is that there are people
Starting point is 01:26:30 on there liking these things. I see people liking inspirational quotes or pictures of Howard Stern as if I'm fucking doing that. I'm not doing that. I have nothing to do with this Instagram page. It's wildly pathetic. It's so weird. It's so weird.
Starting point is 01:26:44 Very sad. And I never even knew this was happening. It's so weird. It's so weird. Very sad. I never even knew this was happening. I didn't either. If you're following us on Instagram, you are not following us on Instagram. Yeah. Because we're a podcast. What am I going to post pictures of? What the fuck? I have one photo of me standing next to Anthony. That's pretty much it. You can find it at our Twitter. Yeah, there you go. Anyway, I just find these kids to be weird, they're like weirdos. That's so sad, it's so sad.
Starting point is 01:27:14 This guy sets up the bad about us, so let's dedicate the rest of our natural born life to spreading not even negative shit on the internet, just shit, just straight up shit post and all the time. And that's why I feel bad about even saying this, because I think they wanna be part of the conversation so badly. And now we're making them part of the conversation.
Starting point is 01:27:31 Yeah, so they want. I guess. This is their victory left. I guess, but it's not cool. There's nothing they should be proud of. No. Yeah, you gotta take a long, hard look in the mirror, fellas. Maybe I'll take all of this out and post. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I love that they think you're like Midwest or whatever and One of my favorite things that people do on there is try to spell crows
Starting point is 01:28:14 Fuck it's up to like 14 letters. I love it. Yeah Yeah, if you get spell crows less than 10 letters here in India Should only take 10 letters. I am not going to play a teaser this week. What? I know. It's just weird. You invited me here under false pre-tests. It's true. And everyone who downloaded this episode
Starting point is 01:28:32 probably assumes there's a teaser. Yeah, that's the only reason I download. Damn. Everyone's favorite part of the show is now part of the show this week. I'll tell you why. I can't unsubscribe fast enough. I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 01:28:43 I'm gonna leave a nasty comment on Instagram Yeah, you should probably DM the Instagram account So no teaser we're gonna be taking off next week Because the isotose of performing at comedy at the Carlson woohoo. So instead of that we'll post something old and Carlson. Woohoo! So instead of that, we'll post something old and we'll be back for Easter weekend. And we're gonna have a first time co-host, a female comedian. Ooh. We'll be on. It'll be the first time there was actually a funny woman on the show. And yes, we play Body MacFarland every single week. And this is the first time a funny one, and we'll be on the show.
Starting point is 01:29:25 So that's gonna be a special surprise for next week's episode. Kevin, anything you need to plug, my friend. Citrix or Microsoft Server? Nope, I'm good. Okay, Kroge, anything you wanna plug? I'm gonna be on the sub-right later. My name is Real Silverware.
Starting point is 01:29:43 Come join me. I'm sure Kroof andabka's a lot of common. I think you have to say. All right, well please join us again in two weeks because it might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis
Starting point is 01:29:59 of Morning Radio. Get out and show these old podcast. Slapperoonies. Okay. Great show. Good job now the show is over. Slapperoonie. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.
Starting point is 01:30:09 How's the room? How's the room? Yeah. And so. Fuck you. That's why today will not be a great show. Fuckin' things start! You gotta have those. Well, never turn it.
Starting point is 01:30:42 That's faster, please call. I, you know, who are these people? Oh, casts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Let's talk about voicemails, because I've gotten a lot of feedback on this, and one of the things I've been hearing is
Starting point is 01:31:05 I play every single voicemail that comes in. I shouldn't do that. Carl, you don't have to play every single voicemail. Just select a few and it's not true. Yeah. I don't play every single voicemail that comes in. You've shown me the voicemail list. It's fucking bonkers.
Starting point is 01:31:19 Right. So I don't play every single voicemail. You should have received something in the mail about your car's extended warranty. Since we have not gotten a response from you. We are giving you one final courtesy call. Okay, all right, maybe I do play every single fucking voicemail that comes up.
Starting point is 01:31:35 God damn it. All right, our buddy, Boomer Guy, does not love Kaya. What the fuck's wrong? They're all, it's your boy Sikker guy, otherwise known as boomer guy who has fucking strep throat Anyway, it's already good. I'm just listening to the podcast. I just want to say to Super Kai 64. Yeah, it's funny how he's telling the truth about how YouTubers act like this. Oh, they got such a rough fucking life.
Starting point is 01:32:14 I work a hard job of commenting on video games and seeing other people's fucking footage for video games and commenting on it. They say, shoot and touch and all that. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Starting point is 01:32:32 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, fucking time and instead of a stupid podcast in order to think that you could go as well with charlie on refusial podcast. I hope he says that to his face. I hope he said the trick to critical dumb like depressed looking in a perma depressed looking at space.
Starting point is 01:32:55 You know, to his little now nourished no fucking muscle ass to his face and says, Hey, critical. You are one of those places I'm talking about. You are one of those little bitchy ass like youtubers I'm talking about I hope Super Kai 64 grows a pair and fucking says that to him cuz you know what I find it funny and I find it during that he really does believe that so you know what go fuck yourself super Kai I'm really sick I'm not making clear thoughts, but yeah dude. I just find it funny that you have this viewpoint.
Starting point is 01:33:28 All you did, your whole money, your whole life is built around sucking some of you, you could drop it. Pop boomer guy. I know, that was a very long. You know, Carl, you don't have to play every voice man because it. The boomer guy's Donald Trump Jr.
Starting point is 01:33:45 It's possible. Yeah, he just calls it. There's a lot of controversy going on right now with Kaya's take on YouTubers. The one thing Kaya is not is too faced. Yeah, he fucking puts it out there. He has an opinion and he makes it well known. I get him a ton of credit for that.
Starting point is 01:34:04 He has called out guests. makes it well known. I get him a ton of credit for that. He has called out guests He's hand on his show. So again, it's fucking person sucks. I don't care about that. That's impressive That is good. I don't know a lot of hosts who do that. So boomer guy if you want to call out superkite 64 whatever you call him I don't know that you're right about that and I I think he knows that he's in this world of youtubers and He's got a pretty good sense of humor about it. Yeah, also maybe get a life for a hobby and don't get well soon.
Starting point is 01:34:33 But sorry, what were you saying, Garth? I have a couple more voice mails here. If you remember from last week, a guy called in and called out Boomer guy saying that anytime someone talks shit about it on the sub-reddit, he reports them. Do you remember this? I remember that, is that true? That's so funny.
Starting point is 01:34:50 It's crazy. So this was a serious accusation that was made. And Boomer Guy, when he left that voice mail, hadn't listened to the entire episode yet. Oh boy. And at this voice mail, now he has. Oh boy. And he's feeling better.
Starting point is 01:35:02 Oh good, I doubt it. Hey Carll this is boomer guy on my way to a job interview listening to the uh... well podcast hey by way uh... just heard this fucking massive drop of uh... huge fake news
Starting point is 01:35:17 uh... no i'm not being sarcastic at all uh... i'm being fucking honest uh... this guy is saying that i'm reporting people. Okay, first off let's nail something. I don't know how to work reddit He's got Google Maps gone look I know he's on this I don't know how to fucking work it. I know that I may think like the VHP reddit just to see what you guys have to say because there is no face with group or anything like that
Starting point is 01:35:48 sorry but no like i'm not on reddit so your moderator is an artistic fucking retard so yeah but it's on the fucking podcast i don't care if it was even with the the google map as well let them here that i'm on my way to my fucking interview uh... if we saw the fucking podcast i don't care if it was even with the the google map as well let them here that i'm on my way to my pocket interview let them know that the mother fuckers are so fucking retarded
Starting point is 01:36:13 you know that you fucking retards i know that oh yeah and if anybody does create the name boomer-gye and read it it's not me you've done pieces of shit there's only one person who knows who I who I really am and I'm a bad the
Starting point is 01:36:31 show okay that's who you are the show and uh... don't say my name and just you can capture me i'm not on the fucking reddit holy fuck wow i have to say i've never got
Starting point is 01:36:44 job interviews in my life. When I do on my way to the job interviews, I think about what are three strengths for a three-weekness is. Remember a time when you solved a problem, I'm like going through those things in my head. This guy's calling a podcast, and having a war with somebody
Starting point is 01:36:58 to see who the fuck he is. Didn't he call a couple of weeks ago and say he was going on a date or something? Yeah, I said, this girl that he used to fuck to the camera when she looks like. Yeah, I actually I asked Alex Jones about that and he said, Bullshit! I always don't believe you. You fucking know all about this shit.
Starting point is 01:37:16 Oh, I gotta bring that dropped to band-frag as that. That's a blast. I love it. So after that voice mail, Bo's a bash. I love it. So after that voice mail, Boomer guy called me eight more times. Of course. And it was him going through the same thing over and over again.
Starting point is 01:37:33 That's not me. I don't do that. Hey, whatever. I personally don't even give a fuck. Yeah, who cares? So I'm not going to play that for you, but this is something he says in just this last bet where he's freaking out. It's kind of funny. The reason I'm just gonna play that for you, but this is something he says in just this last bit where he's freaking out. It's kind of funny
Starting point is 01:37:46 I the reason I'm just kind of freaking out is that I I don't like people Saying shit in my own name and everything. I guess it's not my literal name But I I want to have someone of reputation. I'm kind of like apparently Guy as you probably have seen in my other Voice mail so you kind of I hope you know that I'm fucking serious like I'm paranoid Fuck fuck fuck no like I that's not me on the fucking subreddit, okay? Like oh my god. I for fuck sake man
Starting point is 01:38:19 I just want to take this opportunity to come out publicly and say that boomer guy touched me inappropriately And he peed in my ice cube trays dude. That's not true. I'm not gonna 18-bit voicemails Prochets I'm pissing it as I straight I never even pissed anyone's I'm straight. Well, baby twice in college But I got a college with Groge And I found some fecal matter in my mailbox. I'm pretty sure it was him that probably was it. Yeah And definitely call Carl about this don't bother me with it. Okay. I Love that he is he's got like mental issues or he's admit me that he's got, you know anxiety issues He's known as fucking calling a thousand times. Yeah
Starting point is 01:39:02 You guys are bet you ain't all this bullshit. I am this might come as a surprise, but I'm paranoid about things I'm not surprised Sounds about right Boomer guy, we love you buddy Yes, we love you Thanks for being at least 12% of WATP Every single week Oh boy, oh you know what we haven't done in a long time
Starting point is 01:39:24 Alright one last thing I want to do what we haven't done in a long time? All right, one last thing I wanna do. We haven't read our iTunes reviews in a while. So let's do it. Yeah. Let's get to it. This is a review that came in on April 3rd. It's called Clownery. And the person says,
Starting point is 01:39:38 why are other reviews of this podcast that are obviously negative? One set reviews. Five stars. They're probably changing the ratings because that's the only way their podcast has three stars. Or maybe the podcast app pitties them. And that is a one-star review from not so photogenic.
Starting point is 01:40:00 He is on the you car. Oh my God. Because that's how it works. That's how it works. That's how it works. So if you rub your iPhone with a magnet, just right, it'll change the reviews and itos. Oh, is that true? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:12 Oh, sweet. I gotta work on that. Now Apple was like, you know, looking at the show and going, oh, they should, you know, what, we'll change these for the. Yeah, they deserve another star. Yeah, that's what Tim Cook is doing. Tim Apple. Yeah, that's what Tim Cook is doing. Tim Apple. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:26 So, Cobra Hawk, our buddy Cobra Hawk wrote a review the next day and it says, dear, not so photogenic. I'll take a moment and try to answer the question that you asked in your comment. The reason there are five star reviews with a rather negative or pointy comment is pretty simple. It's a term you might not be familiar with known as a joke. I encourage you to Google the word comedy and see what comes up. It may brighten your day. Yeah. This podcast is described as such which is why you might be confused. Also, I'm not a podcaster but I'm pretty sure that you're not able to alter the ratings of your own podcast It seems like that would sort of defeat the purpose have a nice day
Starting point is 01:41:11 Thank you very much, Cobrehawk also from April 4th the subject line is it's and the comment is all right All right, I'm sorry view from chewy the-star review from Chewy the Third. There you go. And we have another one, keep doing what you're doing. Not gonna lie, I found you guys completely accidentally. And I love this podcast from Investigator 82. How else would you find us? Purposely?
Starting point is 01:41:40 I purposely discovered your podcast. I didn't know about you before. And then I purposely discovered it. I was didn't know about you before, and then I purposely discovered it. I was looking for podcasts with tons of shitty, snottin' those reviews. And that's the I-mongers. This next one is a long one. So bear with me everybody.
Starting point is 01:41:54 All right. Fuck a lot. This is from Natural Death on April 1st. It's like the 90s but worse. Ha ha ha ha ha. You actually said worse, but I corrected it for him. Remember the 90s when a bunch of New York shock-jocks was playing on every radio? It's like that except worse.
Starting point is 01:42:12 The host of the show, Chris or something like that, is a pop-ass arrogant idiot who so wants to be on the radio that he pretends like he is. It's like some cut rate morning zoo that includes a wacky soundboard, useless intro music, and a cast of characters, the awful voicemails. Chris always has a co-host. Most make him seem like he has some charisma.
Starting point is 01:42:38 I don't know where he finds these people, but they offer nothing. They have bad minds, they have no insight, they don't prepare. The show might be a little less annoying without these clowns. Just when you think the show is ended, the host comes back and plays voice bells from his drunken followers. For another 45 minutes. They all sound awful, and it's a weird latent homosexual vibe I get from all of them. Ooh. Hey, now. You could tell if all the colors were in the same room together
Starting point is 01:43:07 and maybe they are, that it would just be one big dude orgy. Here's hoping, I mean what? Natural death. Cannot come fast enough for the people involved in this show. And that is a five-star review. Aye. That's how you do it right there. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:43:23 Piss. Yeah. There's no way any of your co-hosts are going to die. Natural death is there? Well, what? I see a lot of overdoses and homicides in the future for WATP. But I mean, what do I know? That's what John Edwards told me. Sorry, go ahead. Croes is just saying that because there's three empties in front of me. His garbage is the subject of this next one by Pimp X Juice. This show is awesome, but that kayak kid is awful. As soon as I hear his monotone bag of marbles in his mouth,
Starting point is 01:43:52 sounding voice, I instantly turn it off. He's got awful, and in no way shape or form funny, that kid is an absolute fruit. Good job on the show though. It's a five-star review. Wow. I know, kayak. If I didn... If I didn't know it even better, I'd think that Kai had something personal against Kai. Eh, it's possible. Then Christopher Rance on March 31st says, a boring show. A boring show that trashes other boring shows.
Starting point is 01:44:16 One style. Ha ha ha ha. It was a one-star review. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. The sex one is from Geo Geo Mooda, insufferparable. The show is basically a bunch of unfunny boomers making fun of other people's hard work. That's a five star. Nice. Faking.
Starting point is 01:44:34 Love it. Kevin doesn't take offense to the unfunny part, just the boomer part. Yeah, I'm an unfunny child, actually. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, I was born in 77. Yeah. Um, absolutely awful says, bail in 114737963. Yeah, let's just put your phone number in your fucking.
Starting point is 01:44:57 Anyway, from March 24th, absolutely awful, a terrible show hosted by an irrelevant, unfunny, skimmy-the-earth kind of guy. If I wanted to listen to some boomer complaining, I'd turn on Fox News. It's a five star review. Boom! Alright. I love Lady Die back on March 23rd wrote Skin of Evil. It's a quote from something else. A cast consisting of profound inequity surpassed only by unfalatable, spiteful cruelty.
Starting point is 01:45:27 Those who, they and their brood, possess no redeeming qualities and, as a result, should be destroyed. Which is some quote from some fucking thing. I have no idea. Yeah, that's from art. It's from art of the deal. And then he adds it with, I this pot too much to write anything bad about it. Even if I don't mean it. So thank you very much. I love Lady Die. March 22nd,
Starting point is 01:45:52 D street and row, uh, unlike these guys, I actually listened to more than one episode of their podcast before making a judgment. They are funny. I can give them that, but they totally misrepresent so many podcasts. They choose episode of podcasts that happen to be boring, and then make the generalization that all of the episodes are exactly the same. Did I say that right? Exactly the same. Fuck me. They are also incredibly misogynistic. What? They also hate any shred of authenticity or transparency on any podcast. What? we fucking love broads and bitches in Home and transparency. We ain't no massage. Just put on a seat through bra
Starting point is 01:46:36 These radio guys need to learn the podcast and talk radio are not the same thing one star That hurts. Ouch. Great show. Thank you. Oh, this next one is Terrible by Brad the Chad Lad. A podcast hosted by some talentless nobody from Rochester with a bunch of other talentless nobody's who can't see there a bunch of losers, who are only liked by the only people. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-P is awesome! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha! I love doing! Ooh! And I wrote this one on a podcast recently, but I have to read it again because Croge is here.
Starting point is 01:47:31 I literally stopped listening to two podcasts, Adam Corolla and Hollywood Handbook, because of the show. I came for the intrigue and stayed for the OP. And Croge, I think that you're a big part of turning people off to these shows. All I can say is you're welcome you are Correct on that
Starting point is 01:47:48 Opie living rent-free in their heads. I used to enjoy Opie radio until I discovered the shameless show Jeremy Tater-tat five stars and And then I maybe were Maybe we're caught up by that I don't know Jeremiah Tater-tat it's like an awesome. That's a deep pull right there Yeah, deep right that might be cool. It might be car release. Yeah, no shit. Holy shit Is that car we really read them again? Who else would be Jeremiah Tater dot Opie living rent free in their heads. I used to like Opie until he filmed me in the bathroom
Starting point is 01:48:21 I used to enjoy Opie radio until I became a co-host Is that what it says? Oh, shit. All right guys, we've done it all. All right, kisses, you've sag it. Kill yourself. Awesome. All right, thanks guys. you

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