Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep150 - The Real Ass Podcast

Episode Date: April 21, 2019

For the first time ever, a podcast host threatened us with violence if we didn't review his show. That was motivating. Doug joins us to discuss one of Luis J. Gomez's shows. The one that's not very good. We also discuss Opie, Alex Jones talking about us, our appearance on the Dickheads Podcast, Boomer Guy vs. Kaya, and (unfortunately for Doug) much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Rumbi. A guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show.

Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Cuzz. Cuzz a Roo. Cuzz a Roo. Slapperoonie. A Drinky Pooh. Who are these podcasts?

They do a show about show I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to especially when they go after someone I thought he's gonna break down what it's all about for to turn new people onto Interesting podcasts is it yeah, I just mercilessly rip son people some of this quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious It's hilarious the show is hilarious at showtime W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Hello, back slappers and cousin ruse welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that makes you a judgmental and sufferable human being.

I'm your host, Carl, aka, the Western New York hyena, aka, the jerk who puts in the work, aka. HAAA! With me, this week is Doug from Who's Right. aka, Doug. What was that shit? I like to mimic the shows that we're reviewing and this Lewis J. Gomez has a lot of nicknames for himself, so I figured I'd make shit up. Go to WhoAreThese.com to get our email address, voice mail number, lead to our sub-roid,

lead to our merchandise, paypal address, anything you'd like is on there. We encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and I do is then shit all over us in the comments section coming up on today's show. Opie still sucks a podcasting. Alex Jones talks about me. Boomer guy leaves a voice belt and Kaya responds to Boomer guy. But, we'll be reviewing a podcast called the real ass podcast. This is a suggestion from Jonathan Cooney as well as Lewis Jay Gomez. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

Doug, first of all, I just wanted to address that we were supposed to have Chrissy Mayer on the show this week. And she dropped off. And I have a couple of theories of why this happened. I teased it a couple of weeks ago. We're going to have a comedian from New York on the show. Chrissy Mayer reached out to us and I want to be on your show. Great. Let's do it. And then I told her we were reviewing Louis J. Gomez's show and she said, oh yeah, I know that guy, whatever. And then I messaged her earlier in the week and said, here's the episode we're going to listen to if you want to pull

Chris Boa. So there's two theories of why she made up some story about she has a bridal shower or some nonsense. I have two theories how live this happened. The first one is Lewis Threatenter and said, you you're gonna fucking go on, who are these podcasts make fun of me? Oh, murder you, which is something that Lewis would do. My second theory, which is more likely, is that as soon as I messaged her and said, you have to prepare for the show, she's like, okay, fuck that. I don't want to do work. I just wanted to show up and talk for half an hour. It's kind of mixed signals though, because he threatened you if you don't do it.

So... Well, and the funniest part is, Chrissy Mayer gets brought up on his show. Think about that. That's a better angle anyway. Imagine you're the only chick sticking up for men. You're the one. You and Roseanne.

Yeah. Chrissy Mayer. I like Chrissy Mayer. Chrissy Mayer is a cool chick. I had a good time depending on whether yesterday, people hitting mayor of me. I like Chrissy mayor. Chrissy mayor is a cool check. I had a good time depending on whether yesterday people hit on that bitch too. Oh people definitely. I like Chrissy.

We make fun of people. I'm hating on her. Fuck her. She was going to do the show and then she dropped out at the last minute and thankfully Doug's desperate. So I got him to be on the show. But what the fuck? I would have ordered it differently, but whatever.

Chrissy Mayer, it's funny that she was gonna be on the show, and randomly I picked a show that talked about her, and then she didn't want to be on the show. Go figure. Anyway, Doug, it's not about Chrissy Mayer, it's about Doug from the Who's Right Podcast. Welcome back to the show, buddy. Let's get into the show with the real ass podcast hosted by Louis J. Gomez and Zach Amico, the guests on the show that we listen to were Caitlin Rupert and Graham Kay.

And this show is on Tim Dylan's network, highly impressed with how much prep work they put into the show, holy shit. We must not have listened to the same episode. Yeah, they did nothing. They just sit down and just start shooting the shit. They have nothing going on. Doug, you actually brought out ton of clips.

So let's get into it. Do you have a clip that sums up the show for you? I got two to sum up the show. I want to start with number 17. Okay. They could say nothing bad about this show. It's the greatest podcast in the world. There's no other podcast. It's more prestige. Yeah. I mean, that's true. Do you want a fucking bet?

I am somebody that comes on this show regularly and I never pull clips. This was something that I couldn't stop. It was, I think I sent you, it's an hour and 40 minute podcast and I sent you 76 minutes worth of clips, I think. Yeah, see a tire show, it just broken out into segments. Perfect.

This was interesting because they talked about us reviewing their show and I think that's where that segment came from. All right, what else do you have? What else do you want to play? The first one or the next one is it just title 18 minutes. And what that is is the first 18 minutes is all four people in that room getting

all their plugs out of the way. And then Lewis has got some word that he throws in every once in a while that I don't speak Spanish or whatever he's talking. So I don't know what it means, but it's in there somewhere. Fill her up. You are listening to the gas digital network.

Hey guys before we start. Be the boy. Be the boy. Be the boy. Be the boy. Be the boy. Be the boy. Be the boy. Get those titties out, Shannon. That's not.

It was, it was, he was plugging everything but Casper mattress. Yeah. The, the show starts off very slowly. It is, I looked at my time stamp, it was like, about 11 minutes in when they finally started the show. It was just talking to the guests about what they're doing. What do you want to plug? What do you got going on? And then Lewis says, well, here's what I have going on. And that's eight minutes of the show is the shit that Lewis is plugging for himself. Dude, if people listen to your show, they know about this.

It's fine. You don't have to talk about your fucking show at Hartford next week. And it's fine. We get it. They're, they're well aware of who you are. You're well aware of that. All right. I want to get into, I, I played a teaser last week on our show where Lewis left us a voicemail. I want to get into that real quick. They're on their show, this is last week,

and they start talking about how great their show is. It's that is also a future legend. That's the reality, okay? Zach, what we do here, first of all, in the real-est podcast, this is the number one underappreciated podcast, comedy podcast in the world. Number one underappreciated comedy podcast in the world. Number one under appreciated comedy podcast in the world.

First off, Zach Amiko's the co-host. I don't know if I heard him talk once. Did you hear Zach Amiko on this show at all? Is he the one that was autistic or the one that had a cut on his forehead? He's the one who had the cut on his forehead. The autistic one was Graham K. Oh, so yeah, he talked a little bit on the show, didn't he?

When he was talking about his cover for it. Like an hour in, they're like, oh, what are you up to, Zach? Oh, I was just an pro wrestling match. I looked up Zach Amiko and IMDB and it said, who? Right. I don't know who this fucking guy is. I don't know why he's on a show. I like, by the way, I should mention,

I like Lewis J. Gomez. I like his comedy. I have a fan of his. I've got a note way, I should mention, I like Lewis J. Gomez. I like his comedy. I'm a fan of his. I've got a note here and my note is, this is what happens when a funny guy surrounds himself by people who have no interest in entertaining others. That's brilliantly summed up. All right, so thanks a lot for coming on, Doug.

I appreciate you. Listen to who's right and have a good one, everybody. This is Lewis threatening us and he makes us review his podcast. There is a podcast that reviews podcasts called Who Are These Podcasts and I think I have to start taking shots at them because I want them to review our podcast. So find out their names of their podcasts. We're going to review them. Also docs them. Yeah, let's dox them and rate their girlfriends. So this is him talking about doxy guys, which has been done Rabia girl friends not so much. So that's a new

This is at least not as a bit for the show right. It's never been a bit for the show. That's a good point This is Lewis getting very pissed off that we've been ignoring him. Who are these podcasts guys? I want to know who they are because I want them to review this podcast. I'm sick of not being reviewed. I'm sick of it. The fuck, I gotta attack people now. Who are they? I have a phone number for them. It does. Call it right now. Call it right now in the fucking show. We're gonna get them on the fucking air. The ignore me. Are you fucking crazy? I don't know that they're ignoring you. They're

ignoring me. I have to know. You're 5.6 million podcasts there are. How dare they ignore Lewis? They've ignored me. That's true. You have three podcasts. I have very popular podcasts. Now, this is the least popular of them. So, look, they don't want to go to war with Legion. It's going to be why I'm that's crazy. Oh my god. What? They're on? No, they'd be crazy. It went to voicemail. Let me leave a voicemail. I love that they think they're gonna call me directly Oh, he's got a phone number on his website. Let's just call them Oh, what the voicemail it's our voicemail line dummy and of course it goes to voicemail

Doug do you guys have a voicemail line for your show? Yeah, do you ever have people? Say call me back on your voicemail line. Yeah, do you ever have people say call me back on your voicemail line? Yeah, and Okay, I don't call my mom I don't get it people will leave me a voicemail. They'll talk like hey carboa anyway, come me back Well, you think I'm just gonna fucking call you back. Hey, it's car. Let's go out buddy What time your mind? So I know the people that listen to your show are much different than the type of people to listen to my show But the last voicemail I got was from some guy who is interested in anal gaping fetish. I'm not calling you back You're looking at listen to your voicemail. I'm not calling you back. I love that. I get it all the time

He'll say don't delete me, uh, two minute long voicemail. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Anyway, call me back. I'm pretty sure you told me everything that you want to tell me. I think we're good here. Conversation is officially over. So anyway, uh, Lewis, I think you should try it. Just call one of them back.

I should. I should. What's up? I should. Just to see what happens. You told me to call you back. What's going on? That all right. Here is a This is him actually leaving the voicemail which I played on our show But it was a shitty quality. It was the actual voicemail. This is him on his show. Hey What's going on? This is Louis J. Gomez the Puerto Rican rattlesnake your live on the realized podcast right now

Well, they're not live your live. No, they're. Technically on the podcast. I don't think they're live. They're not on the show. You guys are a bunch of fags and we're gonna jock you and rape your girlfriends and I'm gonna let you know that. That's a fact. It's not a joke. We're gonna rape your beard girlfriend. Yeah. You guys are fags. I appreciated this voice. I love it. The first thing that popped into Lewis's head is like we're gonna rape your girlfriends. Wait, what? Honestly, I've brought up Lewis on the show before because I played a clip of Legion of

Skanks talking about OP. You know, we like to make fun of OP on this show and Lewis was making fun of OP on his show, so we played it. I like Lewis and he goes, you guys haven't reviewed our show yet. I'm gonna open on his show, so we played it. I like Lewis, and he goes, you guys haven't reviewed our show yet. I'm gonna rape your girlfriends. And then they go on to explain that, that's not a joke. You can sell somebody gonna rape their girlfriend. We're joking.

Yeah, this is great. But I'm saying this, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, let me make this clear. Oh God, it's not a joke. You can tell someone you're gonna rape their girlfriend if it's a joke, but this is not a joke. So, I know my co-host Anthony, uh, Jody B from Poe Boy's podcast. They're both big fans of his. Yeah. To be honest, I just really wasn't aware of them. And I'm going to end up subscribing to the

podcast as long as he doesn't have anybody else on. If it's like a standup, which I've delved into because of getting ready for this, then I'd listen. Yeah, I like his standup. I don't like his guests. Yeah, if it continues to be like what I suffered through an hour and 48 minutes, then I'm fucking out. Yeah, it's very boring. Alright, let me just finish up with them talking

about us reviewing their show This is Lewis tell us a column back. So call us back What's the number here? 5 7 3 gasoline I'm just gonna ring my girlfriend 5 7 3 gas line you fucking call us back You do not ignore the Puerto Rico Ritalstane Whether real ass podcast. I'm sick of it. I see all the horseshit you guys fucking review You common fucking review our show or there's gonna be fucking problems

570 gas and if you guys want to fucking Conversation just where it starts. That's where that's we're opening with rape. Oh, man. Jesus Christ So again call us back now they do their show at 11 a.m On Monday and Wednesday. I'm shooting at work at that time. I don't have I can't call them back I'm in the shitter and then Lewis has never listened to our show. He doesn't know who the fuck we are. They know that I'm here I've arrived and if I don't get reviewed by who are these podcasts that that doesn't do it nothing will But how many people even listen to the review pod? I don't know, but you know what? I'm gonna blow them up now every one

They're there that just fucking them into watching 100% you're raping their girlfriend and making them review their podcast and your podcast is going to know who's girlfriend was raped. Yeah. I wasn't fucking chunky Mike or whatever his name is on the blog. This podcast. Do they have silly names I guarantee they do. We do have silly names. I love that it calls me chunky Mike. And I like that the guy that calls himself the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake says that they have to name. Yeah, no shit, this guy has t-shirts

where it's just two emojis with the Puerto Rican flag and a Rattlesnake. That's a stupid t-shirt idea. It's like, dubby, you're calling me Chucky Mike? Come on. So then one of the guys, the producer or something, does a little bit of research on the internet. It's just Carl with a K.

Carl? That's it. It's an a variety of co-hosts. Oh, and then he just brings on different people. Can I be the co-host of that show? Yes. I'll leave gas digital right now to go be the co- or why don't we bring him on gas digital?

No. No, I will not be on gas digital. Remember the fuck that is. But I love that they start, you know, telling everyone they're gonna rape our girlfriends and dox us. And then the female who's on the show at that time decides that maybe they're just normal guys

who are just like podcasts. He's probably not like us. Like, I can't really see you. No one only a normal guy who just likes podcasts. Let me show this. And then some of you guys are in the girl friend. He's going about his life with the unraved girlfriend. If he doesn't think that's funny,

he doesn't deserve to have a podcast. I thought that was hilarious. He's probably just a normal guy who likes podcasts. Nope, not even close. But I actually do line up with his way of thinking. If you don't think that's funny, you shouldn't have a podcast. I agree with that as well.

Because they talk a lot about how it's illegal to threaten someone out of voicemail. And yeah, we're not gonna call the cops. It's fine. We do think that that's pretty funny. I would hate for you to come up vanished though, Carl. Oh, seriously, what happened to this podcast, sir Carl, he disappeared.

What's interview as family and find out? All right, that's an advantage. That's an advantage. Have you thought about home security? Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, he should. People disappear all the time. And you know how to prevent that is Casper mattress. All right, this is Lewis J Gomez is on the episode you and I

listen to that we're supposed to be reviewing brings up the fact that W ATP will be reviewing their show. We on Monday on the show, we talked about a podcast called Who Are These Podcasts and they review people's podcasts, but they basically shit on the podcast. Yeah. No, not yet. I was upset because it was like, what do I got a fucking due to get reviewed by who are these podcasts? You know what I'm saying? They reviewed Opio Radio.

They reviewed Anthony Cumia, Cometown. You know, the fucking, the who's who? All right, first off, Lewis, you have to be relevant to be reviewed by who are these podcasts. That's the first thing. Secondly, we did not review Anthony Cumia. We were on Anthony Cubia. That's very different than reviewing. Then he doubles down on threatening rape. So we may have gotten into a little bit, we took a little bit far. So they have a hotline,

and we called their hotline, and we threatened to dox and rape their girlfriends on their hotline. Wow. It was a little bit much. It was a little far. I mean if they if they don't review you can you can Legit it me Lee go to jail for that I love it. It's this reaction that I guess yep. Yeah, no, I know we talked about this. We I get it And then the last thing I want to talk about is them again And then the last thing I want to talk about is them again discussing having the cops call out of them for this if they call the cops They are gay Doug do you agree with that if we call the cops that we we are gay men? Oh 100% if you if you would have called the cops or

Anybody because of that then you deserve to get fucked in the ass Understood then the cops should take me to prison. This is the last thing that they say, the woman, what's her name, and we look this up, Kaitlyn asks this question. They wrote me a private message on Twitter, and they said,

hey bud, we received your message and it's on. Our next show is coming on on 421, and we're app will be the target. Dot, dot, dot, I mean subject. So that's it. Are they funny when they go after? Yes. I never listen, but I'm sure they are.

I'm sure it's good. Yes, it's very funny. It's very good. The message with the grain of salt. That's a good sign. Maybe who knows? Maybe it's like, when they say it's on, maybe they mean the indictment.

Yes. Who knows what's going to happen? Yes, so we'll see what happens. I'm excited to see the review of the Real S podcast. As you should be. She asked, are they funny? I was reviewed by a review podcast this past week. Dog, did you know this?

I, I didn't. I don't keep up with your universe. It's expanding. Of course, of course you don't. There's some podcast. I forget the name of it, but it reviewed our show and they said I was mean spirited. Well, no shit. It's called the opposite. It's called the no shit Sherlock show. They go, they go, because they review podcasts and they like podcasts. So they are oh, I like this show and the review dark show they're like well, I like the show

But the guy comes off as kind of mean spirited Jesus fucking Christ guys really All right dog. I'm I'm hogging the spotlight here. What else you got buddy? Oh I've got we can just go down the line if you want let's do it all right So the first thing just go to number two that's that's the I think it was the most annoying part of the show for me today I think you go oh yeah Lewis these guys are just fucking maybe it's their funny They're like Like harming anybody anywhere away

No, it's this Puerto Rican accent. You gotta think it over there. That's not rolling the R, is that? Top on the edges. All right, let's keep going. All right, ah, number one, that's easy. That's just crutch words, they're everywhere. Hipster chicks that are moving in are dumb as fuck because they'll be not wearing a bra

and then have a white tank top on and like titties out and I'm like that's uh why and I'm like and then they're like and that's like I've got it a lot of my clips are the autistic one trying to struggle through a story or a sentence and it's either long pauses or just a string of words that shouldn't go together because they don't make coherent sense. I don't know how you want to jump around. I don't know what you got. I don't know what you want to do.

I have a lot of things to talk about, but I like this idea of zooming in on Graham K. And when we say the autistic one, he does a podcast about autism. Yeah, so that's my number four. All right. Let me, let's talk about this for a second. You do an autism podcast. Yes. Do you think there's a link between autism and vaccines?

No. Nice. I think there's a link between autism and, or there's a link between people not have. Fuck it, spit it out, dummy. And that's just fucking idiots. Yeah, I had that same clip where, do you think there's a link?

He's like, no, I think that if you think that you're an idiot. Oh, sweet, hot take, man. Well, Don, a lot of this is is is Lewis trying to set up his guess for a decent conversation or a comeback or something. Yeah. And it just keeps falling flat over and over and over. Yes. It's an epic fail.

And at some point, I don't even know if I grabbed it or not, but at some point, somebody says, oh, yeah, she says later on, I don't even know where we're at. And you can hear him under his breath, say, yeah, with this show, I understand. And Lewis is a funny guy. He has this joke that I thought was very funny. I would prefer small tiddies sometimes, it just depends on what I have.

Like, was there ever the opposite of my girlfriend is? That's what I like when I'm, because you used to something for too long. I love that take, whatever the opposite of my girlfriend is. That's what I like when I'm, because you used to something for too long. I love that take. Whatever the opposite of my girlfriend is, that's what I like. It's perfect. He's very Vince Vonish. If that makes sense. Okay. Like Vince Von's characters and comedies. Yeah. His cadence, his delivery, his, even the sound of his voice. He does have a terrible joke, which I'll highlight in this little clip right here. If you don't watch it, then you can listen to our bonus episode with Sean. Pony episode Jesus Christ.

Moving on. Yeah. And then he declares that he's a top 100 comedian. I was a top 100 comedians in the country on the last comic-sounding season seven, I think. I love that story. I was a top 100 comedian on season seven of something that was odd.

Neat. Sorry. I think another way of saying that is, I was one of the contestants out of a hundred on the seventh time around Of a show nobody watched nobody's ever watched that show I've never talked to anyone in any circumstance and they said you've watched last comic standing No one's ever said that to me ever I've got my own Hulu special coming out. Nobody ever said that. I know it ever since that All right, what else you got here? I've got my own Hulu special coming out. Nobody ever said that. I know whatever it says that.

All right, what else you got here, Doug? Ah, well, go down the line. Number five. And that, you know, that's your prerogative. You know what I mean? But there's the, it's just... This is the idiot Graham trying to talk. This guy hosts a podcast. He's a guest at a podcast. He has nothing to say.

I have. Do you know what the name of that podcast is? No, I probably I can't complete a sentence. We're talking about autism eventually. We spit it out eventually. Yeah, my number six. I've got it marked as an uninteresting dad story. Louis Louis struggling to make it interesting Where should I bring my son you have a great relationship with your dad still right? Yeah, I do now it wasn't always good Got better like when I was like 25. Okay. Yeah, what happened? He got older and I got older yeah, and I you know, we got both you really was a young dad no no No, oh my god. I must have fallen asleep during that part. I don't even remember that. It's so boring You can tell he's trying to probe he's trying to get something out of somebody and they're and they're trying to fucking cock block him

Yeah, like no, no, I'm not gonna be this an interesting interesting conversation. There's no way in hell I'm gonna make this interesting. Sorry. Like, what are you doing? Why are you on a podcast that? This is Lewis talking about his father. My mom told me that he was a welder, which was just like a non-existent job in Patterson, New Jersey in 1987.

Oh, no, there was a lot of welders. Yeah, wasn't a welder. Yeah, but I mean, that's the thing. There was a lot. So like, he was a welder because he was just welding heroin into a pipe. Yeah, exactly Benning a spoon is not welding It's so uncomfortable. Yeah, that wasn't that funny. I mean no, it wasn't funny at all So Lewis says this is day was a heroin dealer, and then he says, when my mom said he was a welder,

which there weren't welding jobs, and these idiots who don't know how to fucking podcast go, oh no, no, no, there actually were welders in New Jersey in the 80s. Like, yeah, no shit. He's trying to be fucking compelling and interesting, you idiot. And then he says, oh yeah, yeah, he was welding a spoon

because he's a heroin guy. And they're like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm comfortable. I'm very comfortable with this conversation. Ha ha ha ha. Fucking dubbies. I got another example of that. Number seven, toothpaste story.

Lewis struggling again. I got to point this out, Daga. You wabled your clips with three digits. toothpaste story, Lewis struggling again. I gotta point this out, Daga. You wabled your clips with three digits. So this is 007, 007. It's as if you thought you were gonna get to 100. Like, why do you need two zeros? It's automatic label and shit on Reaper, you cock suckers.

Okay, fair enough. So I finally frickin bring clips and you're gonna... I know, I know know it's never good enough All right, here we go, you know, were you trying to fight him when you say you fought your dad were you trying to fight him or he just fuck you up? No, he attacked me because I wouldn't clean toothpaste out of the this thing cuz it was dirty It sounds like it's infuriating. That's really gross. Yeah Every time he but he had how many times he asked you like a few times Yeah, but I was like my OCD was like it's like germaphobia is. I couldn't touch it. Yeah, but you didn't understand what's going on

And his like son was like super autistic You're the one that was autistic Don't shit I have an example of these idiots Everyone's confused. They're they're talking about something and no one knows what they're talking about and it's very obvious I think you can how do you get a can you get a little get it from mosquito? I thought you just get lime No, that's ticks no Malaria is mosquitoes and they're trying to eliminate there's a species of mosquitoes

They carry like a third of the malaria in the world They're trying to see if they can their scientists do and test see if they can remove this one species of mosquito from They're gonna try to make it extinct playing God who really are fucking weird and awful. Let's say there's no evidence Epschitos or other Insects there is no evidence that mosquitoes or other insects can transmit Ebola. Damn it. I'm wrong again Sometimes I like to pollake had the Ebola outbreak, right? Yeah, I think it's like eating. No, that was a dysentery Which is is a is a is a side effect of Ebola. I think that was E. coli.

They couldn't be more often everything they're talking about. They thought that Ebola was a problem with Chipotle? What fucking newspaper are they reading? To possibly think that. These people are so stupid and then because of that conversation, Lewis makes a joke that he thinks is gold and nobody gets it. to possibly think that. These people are so stupid, and then because of that conversation, Lewis makes a joke that he thinks is gold, and nobody gets it.

No, you're thinking of Burrito Ebola. Yeah. Burrito Ebola. That's Burrito Ebola. Yeah, it's only transferred by burritos. Burritos, so what are you talking about? No, that's when you're going low-carb. We're talking about science.

Burrito Ebola. Have you guys read a science article lately? Yeah, every day. Yeah, I you guys read a science article lately? Yeah. Every day. Yeah, I just like hold on. So retarded. It was great joke. Everyone missed my Ebola.

What was your Ebola joke? It's a burrito Ebola. It's like a burrito bowl. I didn't get it. Oh, I didn't get that at all. Nobody got it. You guys honestly, this is why you guys are building up. And I was like, one puff and I'm that high. Nobody was with you on that. Yeah, nobody was with him on that So same thing happened to me. I I don't remember any of that. Yeah

I sent it to the fucking episode This was a whole conversation they were having and I was like I don't know pressing guitar or something else I'll see you too. I was barely paying attention And then I just took a, I just stopped doing, what the fuck are they talking about? No one knows what they're talking about. There are Spodial facts that are incorrect. And then Lewis makes a joke that goes over everybody's head

to stop funny and has to stop the show and explain that that was a joke. Which is by the way, the worst way to do a joke is to stop the show and explain that you just told a joke. So all the show that you've had me come on. Yeah. So the only one that I've listened to 100% from start to finish was chewed gum.

And this one came comes in a close second. This one, the only part that I skipped was when the guy that wasn't a doctor called to give medical advice to the guy that's not a wrestler. That's probably a good place to skip. Yeah, it was like what, 35 minutes long of some fuck. So at one point, they talk about another show that they're doing. And this is the way they describe it. That's what Ari does a podcast. We have to do it this year.

I don't know where he's at right now, but we've done it a couple of years on the road. It's, um, I thought it was happy booby day, but somebody said it's a different name now. But it's basically we just walk around the streets with a portable MP3 player and sexually harass women. So you mean the OP show? You walk around the streets of New York

and talk to people. That's the OP show, dummy. But a portable MP3 player, isn't that a high pot? Yeah, I know that's a funny thing Dude is that Lewis doesn't even understand what a recording device is he calls it a portable MP3 player I even heard those words used since 2001 a portable MP3 player the fucking talking about We're gonna walk around listening to a bon Jovi and call women horse That I would listen to him! Oh fuck, I have a couple more clips down here that I want to play. This is Graham actually gets out a pretty funny joke.

They're talking about this Facebook group that is female comedians. Do you ever get shit for coming on this show? A little bit. Who gives you shit? Tell on this show? Uh, a little bit. Who gives you shit? Tell me an answer. Not telling you shins. I'm gonna fuck the door. I don't remember. We're gonna dock time.

Unlike the woman's comedy Facebook. Is that group a great place to go when you're sick of people posting jokes online? I thought that was a funny joke. This is just a quick ISO of Lewis being puttically incorrect. I still call him Rick. And what's the one soon? Oh, it's like you're just trying to get through this. I want to go back to your guitar. What? I got shit to do today, man. This isn't post. Doug, I'm out of it, man. I can you tell? I'm so fucking out of it

today. You want me to take the lead here or what? Yeah, I kind of do. Can you take over? I'm gonna take a nap. I'm gonna take a nappy poo. Can you take over? All right, we'll switch places every once in a while. I just want you to say autistic

and then everything will be as it should be. Yeah, this couldn't have been a better show for me to listen to because I think seven of my notes still left say autistic in there somewhere. You know how much I love that word. Let's get into it buddy. What else you got to play? Well, we'll go with number eight. We'll just go down the line. I'm about as smooth that this is you are, but you and your dad did.

Yeah. Crazy shit. Crazy shit, Graham. He hit me in the face because I ate, I ate my leftover birthday cake. What's your name, friend? What's your name, friend? I was like, Tan. Nope, he hit you in the face because he hates autistic kids. Yeah, it's something to do with you eating birthday cake. Right before that, he talks about how nobody showed up to his 10th birthday.

And that was the birthday where I invited everybody. This was a big birthday, 10. And no one... And I forgot to remind everybody. And it was like, I gave everyone a birthday card, like a week before. Give everyone else birthday cards. And then I'd never reminded anybody. And then we had a birthday.

And nobody showed up. He thinks no one showed up to his birthday, because he didn't remind that. Yeah, I don't know how old he is now, but nobody's coming to his next one either. Yeah, you just don't have friends. That's how that works. No one shows you a birthday party

because they don't like you. They literally don't like you. Can you come up with a show quite a bit or is this his first time on the show? Do you know? How would anyone know that? No one's ever listened to this show before. The real ass podcast, it barely exists on the internet

Who the fuck even knows about this show? I know I don't know. Don't start fucking attacking me, cock sucker. Hahaha. There's plenty of material here in front of us. We don't have to turn on each other quite yet. Who's right has more listeners than the real-ass podcasts? That's over there at who'srightpodcast.com. That's right. Alright, let's podcast.com. That's right. All right,

done. Let's keep going down the line number nine. So this one, it's kind of important the way I have a label, I believe it's a scabies aides homeless foot. And then in parentheses, flamboyant, faggot background autistic guy. Scabies aides homeless foot. There we go. Oh, my. So what is that? What does that say? Stick with me. I just looked up homeless person and says swollen foot sack photos. No.

Oh, put that away. I'm going to puke. It's swear it's diabetes. Yeah, fight. It's just somebody struggling for a tension. Yes. That would be a good name. No. Fuck off. That'd be a good name. No, no.

Fuck off. That'd be a good name for this podcast. People struggling for attention. I like that. Let's keep going. Number 10. Yeah, this is, I think it was Graham. I think this is just me bashing Graham for how much time we have left.

Good. He's trying to tell a story about how he heard his foot and it couldn't be more uninteresting the way he presented it. By the way, I'm fine with this bashing Graham. I think he sucks. The co-hosts of this guy, Zach Amiko, have you heard his voice once on our show yet?

He doesn't talk. It's just this idiot Graham. All that. How did you hurt your foot? I played basketball. I jumped up. All that. How did you hurt your foot? I played basketball. I jumped up really high. I don't remember this at all. Oh fuck. Graham is so boring. He's so fucking boring. All right, let's keep talking. I want you to play my number 17 again as a reminder. Can you pull it up real quick or do you already dump it?

They can say nothing bad about this show. It's the greatest podcast in the world. There's no other podcast. Just games that's more prestige. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. All right, I got 37 more to go. We'll go to number.

This was their Lewis's great transition to get to more plugs in the middle of the show for no fucking reason number 11 Like you fuck yourself up to ice hockey is the most dangerous. Oh, yeah All right guys really quick let's take a moment and talk about infinite CBD, which is such an incredible company. I love That's not a shoe or a transition at all. Totally natural. Totally natural and conversation. What were them girls that it was two or three that I was on, two or three shows ago that I was on

where they had like 47 companies that they wedged in there throughout the show? What was that show? I don't even remember. Some about Halloween town or something, but. Yes. Like that's what what reminded me of, except he just is not very good at it.

He's terrible at it. They have a lot of sponsors, and he talks about, he wants his listeners to take a survey. Hey guys, before we start today's show, I want you to do me a quick favor and go to gasdigitalnetwork.com slash survey. We are always looking for new products and

businesses to work with and get you discounts for those products, and this will be a great way for us to find some things that you guys will actually love. It's just a quick survey and it'll help us get you some promo codes and discounts. It'll take just a couple minutes and it's super easy to fill out so once again go to gasdigitalnetwork.com slash survey. Does Lewis G Gomez think I'm a fucking idiot? Hey guys, take the survey so we can give you promo codes.

No, no, no. It's so you can sell advertising, you fucking moron. I understand what the survey is for. You want to know who your audience is, so you can mess up with advertisers products. Alright, so everyone knows the WATP. Go to that link, take the survey, say your household income is $20,000.

His advertising will dry up overnight. Just say you have no spending power whatsoever. You're a homeless person, you love Lewis Jacob as. He goes, hey guys, take the service so I can give you promo codes, give you free stuff. Debbie, I'm not an idiot. I know what this is for. This is so-

I think you should take the opposite approach. I think you should get everybody there and give him some fucking guidance as to what What to sell because he's trying to sell everything all at once is right gonna approach something's gonna stick He should just be selling the greatest website the world deep discount. I can't everyone knows that All right, it's probably too late for we have merch. I think that's off the internet now, but that would have been a great place for that Dude here your boy over we have merch. I think that's off the internet now, but that would have been a great place for that dude Here your boy over we have merch. What a fucking episode that was This is just a yet another swing and a miss

It's pretty crazy. Yeah, wow Yeah, those are the souls of all the Puerto Ricans that died in the hurricane. Is that why no one works? It's Puerto Rico nice again now. There's a hurricane damage still fucking with people's lives. It's probably so shitty. I went to downtown San Juan. I believe how you say it.

And it's nice. They cleaned it up. It's very nice. Did you hear that gap in there after he, anyway, after the San Juan thing, he was waiting, he left a space in there for people to ask. Yeah, he was waiting for the thunderous applause and somehow it just never happened.

I guess no one hit the drop for him. All right, number 13, this is yet another joke set up and failure. By the way, I know Lewis is listening to this. And he wants to turn this into a war. Lewis, we love you. We think your gas grab sucks. That's all we're talking about.

I was gonna say, you should take him up on his offer, let him come on and bad mouth a podcast with you. Yeah, okay. I bet it would be fucking gold He's a funny fucking Self with fucking tool bags if Lewis was on this show He would actually be with another funny person. It would be entertaining But I have to throw it out there body McFarlane is still the co-host and I want to have on this show more than anyone else

Body I know you're listening. Come on this show. All right. What do you got, number 13? Here we go. Yeah. July's been fucking me for two decades. How?

Well, they're razor blades or a million dollars. That's a hot take. You guys, no one has ever picked up on that disposable razor blades are expensive. You guys, this is part of my Santa for team. I don't mind saying it here. You ever notice that razor blades are overpriced? What's the deal with razor blades? Who are these?

Yeah. All right. Let's keep going. So a big chunk of this podcast was, it was either wrestling talk, which was annoying. It was how explaining why goods and services cost so much. Yeah. And then plugs. This is when they start getting into what

are they called scam or scam the Jew or what? Something like that. Yeah, whatever it was. But Louis is trying to tell a story of how he stole something. There's three other people in the room. He's leaving them windows to, you know, like, help me move this along. Make this funny with me. And they just sit there, fucking stupid, sitting on their fucking hands.

So this is a rich guy who did a scam like this. I don't mind, see what that guy is, he's me. I will continue to post scams like that to the day I die. I actively currently steal as often as I can get away with it. As often as I can get away with it. I will just, oh my God, it's painful. It's painful, it's got comedians on the show and they go, hmm, huh.

Actually, that clip reminded me of me, my last appearance on your show. Yes, it's painful, that's what I mean, it's painful. Oh, with you on that. That's crazy though. That's a great observation. And it's one that I didn't pick up on as much as you did. Is Lewis is taking everything on his back.

He pretends he's doing this show with Zach Amiko and he's got these guests on. It's just Lewis. For an hour and 40 minutes, it's trying to make a conversation happen. And it's impossible. No one has anything to say. I assume that guy Zach Amicus,

I assume Louis owes him a lot of money and is forcing him to pay him back by airtime. Just let me sit in on your show and we're gonna work off this debt. That has to be it. That's the only reason he's there. That has to be it because this guy has zero personality. So Zach, where were you up to?

Oh, I did this pro wrestling thing and I bled a lot. Okay. All right, well, you guys hear about this scam with the iPhones? What are they talking about? All right, well, what else we got here, buddy? Ah, number, let's see. Somebody's going in to start reading a story

or an email or something. And Lewis is so turned off by this guy reading it. He has the dumb girl read it as opposed to the autistic guy, I think, as soon as Graham. I don't know. Okay. Well, this guy, I'm not even gonna, Muhammad bin Shakhan.

He went to your show in Toronto, got inspired to start training martial arts. And he thought of a mid-level scan that I'm gonna do myself. In a big city like Toronto there's loads of gin. Can we have Shannon read this? Okay. Okay. Thanks Shannon.

Okay. I don't know where we are in this. I did. Okay. So the shall we hear right there? You pick up on that where you were you m the breath there that he, I'm surprised he just didn't end this episode right then. Yeah, dude, you suck at this.

You're not a good guest. This is him explaining that he's the best podcaster in the world. And I'm legitimately the one of the greatest podcasters in the world, debatably the best podcaster in the world. Nope. You know what Alex Jones would say if he heard Louis J. Gomez say that? Bullshit. I'm pretty sure. I'm kind of retarded.

He's trying. He's trying. I can give him credit. He's trying to make it happen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Doug according to our subreddit you're one of the top 25 co-hosts that we have on this show You're fucking right. I am All right, what else you got buddy? I love you somebody clips today. It's amazing. I Notice on that on that pole on your subreddit. It's a constant tie between me and other Yeah, others got a slight lead, but All right, uh, we'll go with number 16. You want to know what scam I do? What's that? I have done as you go to like a

Like a like a like a discount store like one of those want like Basin like filings basement Marshall Marshall. Yeah, okay. Just get it get away. Holy shit. He can't even get the setup right I understand stumbling on the punchline, but he's not even gonna get the setup. Yeah, you go to one of those places What's that place called it's it's a geo location? It's on the earth What am I thinking about? Holy shit I'm going

Let's wrap it up. This has been a great episode. Thanks everybody for joining us this week This is what Lewis should have done. When he heard this asshole trying to fucking tell a compelling story, hey, you know what I do is I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all right, wrap it up, move it on. And again, okay, so now we're, can you get headed all this shit out, headed it out.

We're, now we're starting to jump into the wrestling part of the podcast. Okay. Um, wrestling. I guess I don't know if you're a fan or over tonight. I'm not. I know I know it's something. I would consider something that's not really watchable.

Yeah. And if you number 18, now it's unlistenable as well. Just they're where we're going to listen to somebody watch wrestling. I just want to point out that we're at minute 47 or whatever we're at right now. We're finally gonna hear Zach Amiko, the co-host of the show. The light tube smashes over your face.

What is this? This is the baseball bat, the thumbtacks. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Jesus Christ. Oh. Oh. And could I point out Zach's contribution Jesus Christ. Oh, oh, oh.

And can I point out Zach's contribution to that conversation? Yeah. This is the guy who was just in this wrestling match where people were smashing lights out of his face. And his contribution to the conversation is, yeah. So the beauty of it is when he starts getting into the deep dark secrets of independent wrestling that nobody ever watches yeah he he uh so what I have here is is wrestling I don't want to give away secrets but luckily your listeners are fucking retarded number 19 I don't

want to give away everybody's secrets but it's made of tape and wrestlers wear tape around their wrists. Wow, who knew? This is this is too much, man. We got two more to get through than I'm fucking done. All right, I remember coming on this show again. You talking about blackball and me from from the internet? Fuck you, Carl. Make me listen to this shit. What did I do? All right, let's play your number 20, and then we can talk about what an ass I have. Yeah, so this is, I assume he should have ended the show about 30 seconds before whatever came out here in number 20.

All right. Let's see, anything else that's interesting? Everything else? It's never a good sign. Anything else that's interesting That's a good question for Zach load an OJ and I could answer it as well. Maybe you guys can jump in Maybe you guys can jump in guess what nope You're on your on hour three of your fucking podcast and they have yet to jump in. Yeah, it's not gonna happen now.

It's not, it's not gonna happen yet. It's not gonna happen now. And the funny thing is, I've never listened to a podcast where the host goes, all right, anything else interesting that I enjoyed as a podcast. That's not a good side. It means your show sucks. It goes out too long or you're not good at this.

I don't know. Never ever say on a podcast. Is there anything else interesting? So, you know, there's times where me and Anthony have fallen into that where we have a good run for say 40 minutes or whatever. Yeah. And we just don't want to be done recording

because then we got to go back to our real miserable lives. And so we'll start digging. Maybe we'll find something, maybe we'll find something but now what we started doing is cutting all that bullshit out and just going from one to the other. Wow, Doug, you mean you added it in post production? I wouldn't call it post production, I was just saying. I'm very impressed. Alright, you know, maybe he's gonna take the same road we did when you when you reviewed our podcast. We took everything you said to heart and completely changed directions.

Smart. I will tell you that gas digital network, you can subscribe to this network, you can pay a monthly fee, and then you get to watch this show happen live. So if you think that Graham is insufferable, just wait until you watch him on YouTube live. This is an example of Graham sucking it improv. Do you think there's a link between autism and vaccines? No. All right, that was a clip that you played earlier, but do you think there's a link? No.

Okay, set you up. This is your thing. Riff. Riff on a comic, right? I think he's a comic. He's definitely a podcast host. I don't know if he's a comic, but you should be able to talk on a podcast, right?

You should be interesting. Well, you should have a direction. As soon as the host or whoever brings you on and starts talking, you should be able to take what he's trying to get to and go somewhere with it. You may not always go the direction of the host things you're going to go, but you always want to come back with something more than no. Yeah, the one word answers are infuriating and I hate improv. I hate the yes and

thing. But these dummies, Lewis is like, Hey, so this thing is happening. They go, Oh, yeah. What? Guys, help them out here. This is a funny joke about Caitlyn's tattoo. Uh, Caitlyn Rupert is also back on the show. Very happy to have you here, Kaitlyn. Hey. Hi. What's going on? Did we ever talk about your tattoo?

What is that supposed to be? Uh, oh, it's a lady. I don't know. It's a sailor Jerry tattoo. So you bolstered it. I'm getting another one. I'm getting a rat or a mouse here. Okay.

Oh, fucking cares. Have some sort of funny story or analogy, something to say. So you got a tattoo? Yeah, I'm getting another one too. Yeah, I'm off. Yeah, not only was it, yeah, I'm gonna get another one which who cares, but it was,

it's either gonna be a mouse or a rat. Like, okay. I guess I get so frustrated, I guess so frustrated, dumb. I guess so frustrated by this. I got one last clip. I wanna play it, but before I do that, I just wanna point out, this is- Hold on a second.

Yeah, I got it. We can't continue recording until you take your hands and unbarry them from your ear. I know. Take your face and unbarry it from your hands. I know, and you're exact. It's funny, we're not even video chatting, but you're right. I was just doing that.

I'm so frustrated by this because there was a time when broadcasting meant you had to have a channel you were on. There was a time slot you were in. You had a certain amount of time that you could broadcast from. Now it's just infinite. Everything's infinite. Podcasting, you just put out as many shows as you want, as much time as you want, as many podcasts,

and people suck at this. They're like, oh, we'll just put out every conversation that we have, and we'll just put it on the internet. Don't fucking do that! I'm talking to you directly, Doug. You would ask me to stop it. Yeah, I'm, all right, you would ask stop it. Yeah

All right, let's let's do a last track here and Papa Shango came in and and fucking started fucking with Hogan Papa Shango also the repo man little known fact. Nope He's a godfather and also the repo man the repo man was not black Was repo man the repo man was not black was repo man was repo man we're listening to him Google. Yeah, wow Papa shango was the godfather and comma Mustafa. I don't know Papa shango versus repo man. That'd be a weird match Who was Papa shango beside the godfather, but he was somebody else wasn't he? Common Mustafa. Hmm maybe. The repo man is a white gentleman. Also I realized how much I look like. This is the same episode where he says our podcast is the best podcast.

And there's nothing you can make fun of. He's fucking googling it real time. That clip that you gave me was 51 seconds. Oh, he's just googling shit. It, I don't have a problem with people who Google stuff in real time, as you said, is if there's three other co-hosts there, they can talk. You can Google, they can talk.

That's true. Then you come back with your information. But if your information has to do with wrestlers from the 80s that nobody gave a fuck about then, you should, that just stop the show. Thank everybody for coming. I really want to get past it and go home. Start working on your outline for the next day. What do you think they get paid to be a guest on the real as podcast?

What did you get paid to go on Anthony Cumia? Probably about the same amount. The last thing I want to play for Lewis is he starts off the show giving himself a thousand nicknames as I pointed out earlier. Now when he does that thing where he gives himself all these nicknames, there's one podcaster who does this, nobody else should because he's the best at it. This is the IAM Rappaport Stereo podcast. My name is the Gringo Mandingo aka the White Chocolatito aka Mr. New York aka huh? Yes? Mr. 212 aka the Jake Lamatta of podcasting aka the man they call Mr. aka I was excited. Mr. A K.A. I was excited. I love rapping part. A K.A. the man they call Mr. A K.A.

Fucking love that. I'm done with this Gomez show. I hope this was enough to stop everybody in your family from getting raped. Yes, especially my girlfriend, because there's a real threat out there. I've told the police about this. They're following her around. Like if there's a Puerto Rican nearby,

we're on top of this, you can have that little snake with a shady looking shirt on outside my house. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So there's a chance he's gonna have three autistic people following him. It shouldn't be too hard to find. They're the ones that are quiet.

So Lewis, I just want to say this to you because you're probably going to turn off our show. Now that we're done talking about you, I just want to say your show could be good. Legion of Skanks is good. Your guests suck. Your co-hosts and nobody. Have me at the fucking show. Have dog out of the show. Invite us on the show.

We'll be interesting and funny. I wanna talk about the fact that Alex Jones was talking about me earlier this week, which I know I'm a paranoid person, and I think everyone's talking directly to me. I've pointed this out before. I think that Opie's talking to me, Carl Ruiz, convinced now that Alex Jones is talking to me. Next, it's signing up to have your mind

uploaded to the web so that your carbon body doesn't hurt the earth. But really, you won't be uploaded. It'll be AI that knows you. That's been watching you for 20 years. That knows how to mimic you, your voice print, everything you shape. So your friends and family think, yeah, Carl, you know, he went in, they uploaded his brain, but you know, you can't have two of those. The agreement is he has to die. I told you 20 years ago, they'd upload your brain. He didn't tell me that. It's a fraud. He did. So you've got to die. You've got to give up your physical body in this rebirth. And of course, the top scientists are now all with the news saying, you must physically die to have your brain uploaded. in this rebirth. And of course the top scientist are now all of the news saying you must physically

die to have your brain uploaded. You tricked me, you son of a bitch. Alex Jones told me 20 years ago. I was going to have to die to have my mind uploaded. He was right. You're going to add that to your hour long intro. I should. I don't think that was actually me. My intro is people talking about me specifically. Yeah, I picked up on that. You picked up on that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it also thinks like that.

A drinky poo. You know, and Karlo, we say things like, that's my intro. Anyway, I think that it's probably time, and I know you're excited about this, Doug. I think it's probably time for the segment that everyone fast forwards until they get to. It's... OPERADIO! I listen to OP episode 97 called Mopping Up and I want to thank Duges from Australia for sending me notes and timestamps on things to clip.

I did listen to this entire episode. Do you happen to listen to this at all Doug? So I've come to a decision. You are one of my favorite shows to come on. It gives me a chance to get out some frustrations that I have from the shitty world. And when you texted me, it said that we're also gonna be doing OP radio and I said, let me know which one,

I wanna be part of this show god dammit. Yeah! I sat down and I thought, you know what? I'll just never go on it again. If it's become something that I have to do is listen to fucking OP radio, I've had a good run with you. I've enjoyed my time, but I don't have to come back. Yeah, I don't blame you, man. This is the worst part of my week is I sit down and listen to opi radio on purpose. It's terrible. It's unlistenable. It's unlistenable. So, they start off the show and I teased on my show that they were talking about renaming

the podcast and I let the subreddit go off on what could be a new name for OP show. So OP starts his show by saying, hey, our Facebook group has come up with new names for our podcast. This is the definition of zero prep. We're thinking of renaming the podcast and those bastards at OP Radio Podcast, the Facebook group, they've come up with some fine names that this podcast could turn into. So I'm actually scrolling down

in the facebook group right now trying to find it uh... uh... i'm trying to find the list because they they want to rename this podcast well we suggested and then that they went with it they they took the ball and ran with it on the face group but uh... there's a lot activity on the facebook group so i can't find it uh activity on the Facebook group, so I can't find it off the cuff like this. So maybe maybe later in the podcast, we'll, uh, by the way, Doug, he never gets back to that. You know what? There's no interaction on that

fucking Facebook page. I guarantee you. I just want to tear down the fourth wall real quick and say, Doug, when I come on the show with you, I have my iPad open here and I have all these notes and all these things that I wanna talk about and I make sure that I reference it and I go, okay, I wanna talk about this map. Never was, so I just pulled out my phone and started scrolling through a fucking Facebook page.

You go, yeah, so I saw something interesting on the internet a whole lot of second. I'll find it, wait, nope, nope, nope, I don't know where it is. I never mind. Move it on. That's terrible podcasting. I don't. So I the only thing that I know of OP radio is from you. Yeah. From from your show. Yeah. And I don't know why you would act surprised by that.

There is nothing that I have heard coming from that guy that makes me think he has any interest in ever getting any better, ever preparing. I'm not surprised. I'm just not surprised. I'm just frustrated. Fucking A man. Get your shit together. Alright, this is them talking about Opie's comedy. I didn't even know this existed. I kind of blew that one. I got it. I I got it man. I should have edited a little better. I know It was awesome. I did a little better. It was just I know you hope me. Oh, that's a good one Well, I was wondering for some of it's a fan of your comedy. I fucking

I thank you. It's a bit on the dry side of times my comedy, but I'll be talking about this comedy. It's hilarious. Yeah, you're a fan of my comedy. It's a bit on the dry side. No, no, it's a bit on the no jokes side of comedy. It's that type of comedy where there's no humor involved. It's a very different style. I don't know if you've ever listened to the co-host on Real-Ass Podcast, but it's a lot like their comedy. I hope he should be on Louis J. Gomez's show.

He would fit it perfectly. Hey, Opie, do you hear about this thing that Apple's doing? Nope. All right, so move it out. I love the first Opie's size. I should have edited that. Opie, you've never edited anything. Stop lying to us.

We know. We've heard your show. You know, I didn't get anything out. He's like, I should have added that. And then Carl Ruiz, you know, being a good kiss acid, he is says, Oh, but you're a comedy man. I love you, your comedy. It's so great. And it won't be just false for it.

I'll climb the singer. Yeah, yeah, my comedy is, it's a little dry, but it's good. Yeah, yeah. All right, here's a little dry, but it's good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Here's Here's a clip where Opie Right after that conversation times, my heart doesn't like editing his podcast. I don't like editing this podcast There once a while we'll edit this or that to maybe make it move a little bit, but in general we try not to No shit, sir, rock! No shit! No shit, sir, rock! No fucking shit, sir, rock! Wow, shocker. Hope he doesn't like editing his podcast. Even though he talked about at one

point that he spends hours with Joey editing his podcast, obviously not true. Here's a clip that I think is interesting. OP, consider suicide. Are you gonna kill yourself too? I thought about it. See, I told you! I dodged you, he's unstoppable! You heard me my two followers? I'm preaching here on Twitter. I think everyone has thought about it. I never thought about killing myself. I'm having the time of my life. So, Doug, I know this is near and dear. Yeah, yeah, to you. I'm familiar with the concept.

I'm familiar with this concept of suicide. I'm glad that it didn't work out for you because you've been on the show a bunch of times. You bring a lot of great content. Some people, maybe it's the right decision. Is that a weird thing to say? No, I think that they're, I kind of watch what I say. I know. It's very sad to them. Just fucking do it.

I love these. I gotta watch what I say. Anything you go right to. No, I just clear how much fine. So I'm gonna watch what I say. Anything you go right to? No, I just clear, so that's fine. I think that you have the moral authority to say that. So I give you credit for it.

So you think somebody that had the news around their neck and then pushed you to push it out has the moral authority to tell somebody else and it's okay to do it? Yes, I think that gives you the right. All right, well fuck it then. Let's go down the list. This is a funny clip.

This is where OP says something that's wildly inaccurate. Did I pronounce any of that right? Wildly inaccurate. And then Carl Ruiz calls him on it and then the producer Joey comes in, explains what the correct statistic is, and then plays a super cheesy radio at it, and it's bizarre to me that they're still doing

this 90s radio thing in this podcast as if this is interesting for people. No way was that 200 million. I'm telling you. And by the way, you show it, bang it you. By the way you show it bang it out Okay, Carl. I'll bang it out that thing is called the vessel and it did cost 200 million dollars In fact the Hudson Yard project is in the billions Hey, what happened? And by the way you nailed it because

Hey, what happened? Hi, what happened? That's such a radio thing to just throwing these drops and these clips like, I love that you're the one that's saying that. Who does that kind of shit? Who would do something like that? Stink. Alright, fair enough. Maybe I have a little guilty of that

This in the son of a bitch had to nerve to take a shit on his show. Do you believe that? At least I do my drops in real time dog So I was gonna I was gonna ask you I was gonna ask the question. Yeah, why is it that anytime somebody famous gets a podcast that they have to have a whole team with them with producers and everything. And then it dawned on before even got it out. So you take somebody like Lewis J Gomez and he probably doesn't have a whole lot of knowledge on doing drops in real time or doing this or whatever. Yeah, I can understand that.

But but why? OP he's been in radio and was whole fucking life and his podcast is just him talking about nonsense. He doesn't need to have a team, right? Does he have a job now or does he just do the podcast? No, he has no job and it's funny you say that because he used to be the guy who ran the board. When they were on serious exam and they were on K-Rock, that was Opie's job. You know, people would say, well, he's not, he's not great as

a co-host, but it's because he's the one running the show. He's not even running the show anymore. He's doing nothing. I'm trying to work this shit on my head at the same time I'm trying to articulate it. Let's say he's making what 100 bucks a month from this fucking box at least. He's got to split that with somebody. He's employed by Westwood one. Yeah, but they know what kind of numbers he's pulling in and it ain't good. No, there's no way it's good. It's not impressive by any means. But when I'm trying to figure out, so the producer of that show, if that's how he's making his living, he's only living on like 30 bucks a month, he's gonna have a go fund me or something. Well, the producer Joey has been talking nonstop about his album that he put out. He's got some, he plays all the instruments on this, I haven't listened to

it. Nobody has, but he's got some album out and they keep plugging that so this guy I think the opi thing is this side project. I Think he's got other shit going on because it doesn't make any sense that this would be someone's full-time job Yeah, anybody that the producer it doesn't surprise me that the producer of the opi radio show is also a one-man man producer of the OP radio show is also a one-man man. Opie says something on his show, number 97, that it's, I can't even pretend that this is true. And what annoys me being a parent of two kids and having to make lunches for them every day, OP makes lunch for his kids every day.

Bullshit! There's no way in how Opie has maids and nannies. There's no fucking way that he's making lunch for his children. Did he have maids and nannies kind of money? Yes, he's got millions of dollars. He goes on the upper west side of Manhattan. He's not in rural North Carolina like a smock. Urban, North Carolina. Urban, North Carolina.

I don't know where you left, dog, but I'm pretty sure you told me that you have like one Walmart that you go to in your town. I just met there's a lot of black people here. That would urban me. Holy shit. All right, going back to Joey. Joey has to drop in to make a joke in this segment. And you wonder, does he listen to this show? Wouldn't he do this all the time? If that's what he's doing?

I've had pink eye. But how would you know if it's from Moral Sex? I don't know, because I was just remembering one day. I had a Moral Sex, a night pink guy the next day. Well, that means you were fooling around with the butthole. Right? Nah, Greg, I think he had his face by a squirter. Oh!

This dude is fucking corny. Did you hear that talking goes? No, no, Greg. He was going down on a squirter, and then he had these sound effects with like some chick doing stuff. I thought you added that. No, that was on his show.

I just put the like a remaport drop in there. That's, his show is doing that on purpose. All right, let's get through this quickly. Opie then tells fart jokes. Yeah, I know, we gotta move on. Opie tells fart jokes. And I'm woken up cold because joke. Yeah, I know. We gotta move on. I'll be tell us fart jokes. And I'm woken up cold because my wife goes,

oh my god. No, really? I farted in the middle of my sleep. I didn't know, and it woke her up, and that was her reaction. Do we all sleep fart? And then I woke up, like, uh-huh, all days I confused. I didn't know what to say.

Of course, you got your little eyes. Can you know what I'm saying? Is it all surrounded by fat? Oh, my god. Jesus. Sorry. You got your little eyes. Can you know because they're all surrounded by fat? Sorry My favorite about that clip was the very end so hope he says I fired it and it woke my wife up and then she woke me up And they're giggling about that as if that's funny and then the end hope he goes. That's a true story though Yeah, thank you.

I assume that's your favorite part of every episode is to very end. Fine. I don't know. That, my favorite part was OP is telling this fucking nonsense story about farting. Who gives a shit? And then he goes, that's a true story.

I would hope you wouldn't make up the fact that you were farting at your house. Like, who cares? Why would that be? It's not a bit that you were far to get your house. Like who cares? Why would that be? This is not a bit that you came up with. All right, this is- I'd rather listen to Puerto Rican Google about wrestling in the 80s than I was in the last year.

Shit. Lewis, Jacoba, if there were only two podcasts in the world, he would have the best podcasts in the world. You are the, you are the number one podcast of the two that we've talked about today. Yes, I mean, it's not even debatable. He's the bus podcast out of these two podcasts. All right, this is Carl, he has a funny joke here.

He's talking about a tramp stamp and he has a funny joke and then the problem with Carl and Opie is that they just have to tag everything over and over again and it ruins it. Stop tagging. That's like my ex-wife had a tramp stamp and by the time we get it, it looked like a warri-y. There's a butterfly like 10 years ago. It's really mothra. Now it's a dragon from Game of Thrones. Now it's a family of fucking monarch butterflies immigrating through California. Oh my god what happened? Stupid tattoos.

Stupid tattoos. Good one. I thought that was a funny joke. It was a butterfly. Now it's a mothra. That's a funny joke, girl. Nailed it. Good.

Moving on. Opie's like, yeah, it's like a dragon from Game of Thrones. What? What? How is that a funny joke? It's okay to tag if your reference is more obscure than what you're referencing. Yes. But not if it's something that you see advertised on every billboard that everybody's seen and that Game of Thrones is everywhere, whether you watch it or not. So to pull that reference and then jump on that joke,

you just ruined that joke, or at least took some points away from it. It took a lot of points away from it. The Mothra joke was funny. Anyway, this is Carl Ruiz again, throwing us, I know he's doing the Sunfire bus. He had a little sneaky poo. He's stuck. Sunfire bus. You had a little sneaky poo. He's not a sneaky poo.

All right, my buddy Chris was messaging me the other day and he said, my iPhone now knows the word Nappy poo. When I start typing it, it fills up Nappy poo for me. I'm like, fuck, God, we just really are lives. This is OP, professional broadcaster, made millions of dollars on radio, trying to say the word hospitable. Barry's wife was a real,

and by the way, I should mention these talking about Greg Brady, Barry Williams. They went to his house when they were out in LA years ago. Barry's wife was a real sport in all honesty, but she clearly didn't expect or want any guess that day, but was very pleasant in hospital. She was very hospital. Was she, was she also clinic?

Funny talking about it. Is that what his show is all the time? Is just him talking about famous people that he met that aren't no longer relevant? Yes. It's mostly that. It's mostly that. It's mostly that.

That sounds awesome. I mean, the show is pretty hospital, but other than that, this is Opie. He tells him a giant joke and loses his shit over it. They're dry because they there's no liquid to them obviously because the liquor they got to rehydrate your oyster. We take tap water and salt and put a little bit on each oyster so it tastes like the ocean. You know gross that is. You're used to rehydrating oysters aren't you

Carl? Yep. Oysters are to call. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, so they go, ha ha, yeah, that's not funny. And then they actually laugh afterwards. Ha ha ha ha ha. What are we doing? Then what's, then what are we doing? I don't understand it. I have a couple more cuts to play. And then we'll move on. I listened to episode 100, not all of it.

A little bit of it. So OP's got this new episode out. He talked to Jim Brewer, 98, 99, 100. They talk about Jim Brewer some more. It's just too much Jim Brewer for my liking. But I started listening to episode 100. He's got a brand new intro music, a brand new intro music.

That's not correct. He has brand new intro music. you know what that reminded me of what when Howard Stern got his new theme song with Rob Zombie yes do you think opi's trying to be like Howard Stern? It worked well for him in the past. I don't know why he wouldn't pick that back up. Shit, sir. Yeah, Opie is definitely trying to be Howard Stern. But the funny thing about the brother man thing is that that is wheeze.

Wheeze is a radio host in Rochester. He's very famous in this town. Brotherman is his thing. He says brotherman. Opie stole that. From Weas, I went to Boston, to New York and stole that. Another playing out is Bucket, brotherman, brotherman. Dude, you're fucking stealing from me. It's not even a funny thing. You're stealing it. All right, this is another thing, speaking of stealing. And once again, the Five Star Review with Apple Podcasts? Even write a comment or two, but be nice. If you're gonna be a prick about it, at least leave Five Stars. Are you fucking kidding me?

He goes, if you're gonna leave a shitty review, give us Five Stars. That's my bet! You fucking asshole, that's my fucking bet. God damn it. I'm so annoyed at this show. I'm going. He's whispering to me. I'm going. Oh yeah.

He's ready to spay her. He's just spacing your head. I can't take it. He's ready to spay my head. So one of the subreddits don't tell me that. I think it was Carl Ruiz and Think our ways is on our subreddit Dog I have good news. It's over. All right. I'll see you later. Nope. I better news of that our

Jingo's department finally fucking got their act together and started doing stuff and they wrote a Jingo for our new segment That's right. It'singe of the week. Gringe of the week. That's right. It's cringe of the week time. And this one, I know. This one, this one comes in from Joel. No, I thought that was it. No, no, no.

That's the intro to the cringe of the week. This one comes in from Joel. And Joel is writing to us about radio lab. Are you familiar with the show? No. Okay, it's an NPR show highly produced, very polished. Do you know NPR? They put out podcasts like their radio shows.

Why this happened on the show makes zero sense to me. They're interviewing a podcaster who has a question for them and he cannot spit it out. What keeps you up at night? What burning questions do you have that maybe I can help you answer? Yeah. All right. So you want to give it a shot? Your question.

Yeah, my question. Okay. So here we go. So, okay. So here's my question. How far... Now I've psyched myself out because it's such a complicated question. I don't even know how to start.

I do have a question. Okay, so here's my question. My question is, how far back in time? This is real. Say a word that, you know, are like an English word, a word that means, whatever it means to me in English, that is this Graham? I'm going to do it again. This is Graham. It's so hard. I know. I came up with, how did I even write this in an email so that it was

communicated to you? I don't know. Okay, so here's my, here's my question. I can walk into Bill and Ted's time machine and go back as far as possible, step out and say a word in English. What word could I say that the person who's hearing me would understand exactly what it means because the same sound and meaning have been rocked across it. What is the oldest word? I'm explaining in English that the furthest possible person from a totally different type of culture. Like they would, they, I'd say the word and they'd be like, yes, I understand what they were saying.

They would, they would, they would, they would, they would know what I'm saying. How, what is that word? Does that make sense? Yes. 100% that makes sense. Thank you. That is the definition of% that makes sense. Thank you. That is the definition of cringe of the week. Thank you very much.

So this is what I'm talking about. You're listening to a podcast. You go, why was that left in the podcast? This is terrible. Why would they take that out and peered as nothing but over edit their shit? Why would they take that out? And then the best part is they come back to the show and the guy sums up that guy Try to ask that question for a hundred seconds. He couldn't figure it out. They subbed up with about seven words

What an odd question. What is the oldest English word that hasn't changed? What is the oldest English word that hasn't changed? That's it. That was the question He could not spin it up. I'm a machine from Bill and Ted. My question is if you were to go, what, no, I had a question. If you were to go back in time, a hundred, the farthest time away from where you're at now,

and ask it, I have a question. If you had a time, it's, Lewis T. Go was like, I gotta get that guy out of my shell. This guy's amazing. He's interesting. He's interesting.

Actually, he's a great time filler. I can do an hour 40 with him, no problem. Holy shit. Oh boy, I do wanna mention that our buddy, Kaya, I'm the official podcast, You know who Kaya is, Doug? Yeah, just from you. Yeah. So Kaya got blasted, got put on notice by Boomer Guy.

And I put a voicemail where Boomer Guy said, you know, Kaya's calling out YouTubers, but his co-host, Critical, is a YouTuber and he's a two-faced jerk, you know. So Kaya went on his show, the official podcast and responded to Boomer guy. And this gets a little meta. So Doug, this happened on W ATP, but it's being addressed on the official podcast. But now WTP is playing him addressing this. dressed on the official podcast, but now WTP is playing him addressing this. And the, are you following this? Is this too confusing?

I've got my own podcast, CircleDirk, that I try to keep up with on my end. Yeah, I know. I know what's going on. Here we go. I'd so want to play this voicemail first. So we didn't get this voicemail carled it on his show, but it's about you and me, Charlie. As you guys know, I don't really believe that YouTube being is quite the hardest job in the world. It's not really coal mining or working on an oil rig. And I've never made a secret of this. And this came up during the show I did on who are these podcasts

when we reviewed the misfits because I think Swagger Souls brought this up. It's so difficult to sit on a couch and play video games all day. And I kind of riffed on that because it's one of my pet peeves when YouTubers act like what they do is this back breaking work, sweat if they're brow. It isn't, I don't like the pretense.

This first really annoyed me when Onis Yandid it's you guys remember a couple of years back when he had this Patreon and he was telling people that he couldn't do his fucking five-minute vlogs unless he had the mansion and everybody should donate to his Patreon so he can afford to sell it. Yes, I did remember that. Because it is taxes. Stupid, douche.

Well, that just said, I don't like the pretense. I don't think it's a bad thing. I don't know why YouTubers have such an ego about it. You work very little for a lot of money. That's a good thing. It means you're working smart. It's not hard. You can take pride in that.

Anyway, we talked about this on who are these podcasts and Carl has a voicemail line where people usually just drunk dial into it and then they sometimes pass out in the middle of it. Yep. So Charlie, this guy is called Boomer Guy. He's one of the regular callers and he has a few choice words for both me and you.

Oh, it's a boy. Sacred Guy. Otherwise known as Boomer Guy And he has a few short sports for both me and you All right, so he plays the whole voicemail boomer guy explaining that Kai is an asshole. He's called a youtuber You gotta show that fucking 45 second introduction to it. You can play the voicemail as well Well, I'm not gonna do that But I'm gonna play the very tail end of the voicemail and well. Well, I'm not gonna do that, but I'm gonna play the very tail end of the voicemail. And Kai has a response to it. I know. These are going out a long time.

I apologize. So you know what? It's it. It goes on yourself, do the Kai. I'm really sick. I'm not making clear thoughts, but yeah, dude.

Okay. Are you gonna attack Charlie? Yeah. And he just said, Kai, I'm man up. Are you gonna attack Charlie? Yeah. Kaya, man up. Yeah, Kaya. Are you gonna earn boomhours? Permit depressed scrolling, normal ass.

Have I ever made any lies about this? Have I ever lied about this? Or have I been open about this opinion? Actually, no. Kaya has been pretty goddamn a liar. He is a big liar. I think boom is onto something. I think Kaya is a big fucking fraud. He will not stop sucking my dick behind the scenes. My

scrawny no muscle dick. I know. I always, I give him shoulder massages. I tell him how difficult it must have been to play Fortnite today. I also like how he makes it sound as if I do this in secret, talking shit about YouTube is as if this wasn't a public podcast at Charlie or Annie was fansk, it wasn't too. That was the point I made. Kai is talking about all this shit on the internet. He's not like talking to me, I said, what's back, everyone knows what he says.

It's well documented. It's in ones and zeros, as they say. I wanna thank Dan and Mike show on our software that he's been posting a bunch of clips from OPEN, serious with their final shows that OPEN had and this drama with Carro Louise and this precious chocolates that the producer Paul smashed onto the floor. I've been enjoying that. I don't know why he posted so many clips but I've been enjoying that. I don't know why he posted so many clips, but I've been enjoying that. I also want to point out on our sub-reddit

that there's someone named the real Boomer Guy. And he commented on our re-broadcast show last week that the worst part about the re-broadcast is that I couldn't play any of his 18 voicemails. And boomer guy, I know that's not you. All right, before you fucking leave me 18 voicemails, explain to the side of you. I know. I get it. Jesus, fucking Christ. Uh, Doug, what else is there to say? Well, I think if you go to my clip 21 or 20 it was when he should have ended the show after a super long pause that one. But hold we've got to smash it out the tomorrow show again.

And lastly for $2 land and making James says what is better this year? WrestleMania or WATP? What are these podcasts? Question. That don't count. She fuck the way. I know. Anyway. One of these podcasts is what most people, that's what Compton always says when they're talking about us.

It should, it should. You should isolate the W-A-T-P part. Don't put that in your intro. Oh yeah, you're right. Someone else mentioned us on another show. I have to add on to our intro and make it 18 minutes long. Doug, we've done it all, man. Now, we've done almost everything.

I think there's a key part that we're missing. I'm exhausted, but it means that it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy.

Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. The teaser! This is the part of the show where we play clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week. And here is that clip. It's a very irrational fear that I'm going to get a stroke, but I feel like I'm the kind of guy who get a stroke. It's based up nothing, just other than my old gut feeling. Yeah, no, I have that same gut feeling and I'll be totally serious whenever I Smell something weird like all of a sudden I actually get panicked that I'm having a stroke You think you're strokey out when you smell like a flower? Yeah, I guys smell a burning light the other day when I was on a set and it just

It wasn't like it gradually appeared. It was just all the sudden a a lot of a new smell. And I was like, this is it, I'm done. I think I'd rather listen to the Puerto Rican frying pan. I don't know what the fuck that was. This is a show called Schmuck's with psychic pebbles. This is a suggestion from a listener named Ronnie. This is episode number four with Vsauce. Now psychic Puppels is a guy from Newgrounds. He was on a podcast that we reviewed a few months ago.

We referred to him as the Spaz guy. He has another podcast now. And it's called Schmuck's. This one in particular, Doug, I pulled that clip from YouTube. 522,000 views on YouTube. This video. Yes. I know. It's up talking about like this, this guy used to do animations on new grounds. And now is a spaz on a podcast and people are still following him. Man, maybe it's time to hang it up. Hang on, microphone. We're doing this rock. We're doing this all rock.

Try to play an entertaining show that people will enjoy. Doug, thank you so much for joining us today. I want everyone to check out the Who's right podcast what network are you on these days? You know what I'm on two different networks, and I'm not gonna fucking shout them out on here No, who's right podcast calm and listen to the show if you really give a shit what networks were on you'll pick up on it So you're on two networks and you do not want to promote them. Yeah, that's my that's my thing. Okay.

Seems like it seems like a failed business model to me. That's not my model. I don't give a fuck. Fair enough. I'll give it shit. Fair enough. Well, thank you. We've gotten kicked off of every network that we've been on.

That's why I asked which network are you on now? Because I feel like every time I talk to you, it's a different one. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you. Thank you so much for joining us. We have voice mail coming up in a minute But I want to say that Joining us again next week because it might be absolutely fine. What's for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony Great show good job Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

Man, check it. You're not carrot-man. You fucking know all about this shit. Bullshit. Ah! I can't fucking take it! Fucking things suck! That's good, bro.

Thanks a lot, Carl. To drive! Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk! Well, that's retarded. Let it make any sense, Rick? You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. Hey, here we are, second half of the show. Doug, you said with us, buddy. Oh, fuck, I thought we were gone. Nope. Fuck me. Boomer guy called in. He'll be shocked and now. And says fuck you to Kaya and Buh-Hawiim.

Hey, fuck Buh-Hawiim. Fuck Kaya and his low depressed ass because he still sucks, critical's cock. Fuck, let's see, I already said Buh-ho, weave. So we know that boomer guy doesn't like Kaya. He's made that very clear. He calls him Kaya 64. He says that he sucks critical's cock.

And then Kaya went out on the show and played his voicemail and retorted. This is, and again, I feel like I'm just a vessel right now. This is Boomer guy calling in to talk about Kaya. So this is actually a message directly for Kaya here. This is, this mail is directed to Super Kaya 64 as he likes to be called. Anyway, hey, I saw you a little response. Superkies 64 on your official podcast where you played my voice now and immediately start, you know, fucking back, back to England. I've always been open. Oh, yeah, yeah. By the way, that's sad true. And just, you know, we'll never end up,

we'll never own up that he's only popular. He's only there because he's writing the co-tails of critical, you know. So he will never do anything that will jeopardize, you know, his little relationship with his little boyfriend. The boomer guy is totally off on this one. So, boy, body, you know, Charlie, uh, boyfriend, you know, he won't do anything. He won't ever, you know, only man's off. That's all he does to Charlie's faith and say, hey, bag it like you are, you are like a little bitch, a little bitch faith

that like keep on fucking complaining about like, I'm starting to think boomer guys are one Two fucking talk. I don't know. I could be wrong. Yeah. No, no, no Charlie which hardly tackle it on oh See I'm totally not I totally have never you know fucking changed my story guys Fuck you super Kai 64 you will fag it and none none of you, and the rest of your guys is like responsive to it, it's just this low energy fucking shit. Yeah, he's way out face on that one. I don't think Kai backtracked it all on that.

What? I apologize for being ignorant. What's the, why do you keep playing that guy's voice man else? That's a great question. I get that question a lot. I think I'm done. I think I'm done with Boomer guy because he's a one-trick pony.

He just calls people the f-word, and that's about it. That's about his only thing. This is the one I'm gonna play. This is f, fuck Andy. All right, so he doesn't like Andy either. Okay, so let's move on. This is Boomer Guy reference. He's got a buddy who listens to the show,

who can vouch for him. This is his buddy calling and... Hey, Carl, just wanted to call in and respond to this fucking dickhead, Boomer Guy. I was fucking just listening to the latest episode and boomer guy called in to do whatever he thought was to say something clever about Kaya. And I need a level with you dude.

The official podcast is my favorite show. And Kaya is one of my favorite internet personalities in general general but fucking boomer dude used to be kind of funny you know i got to be on you you have my heart i used to be madly in love with you but recently it's not a idea and is one of ideas what the fuck you talking about

kaya is very honest about like you know he has a he has an easy job and critical knows he has an easy job they've said it before on the podcast critical doesn't even make money off of youtube you idiot and you're stupid and you're drunken and you probably need to go to a and a whatever it's called what is it a and a all autonomous whatever the fuck talk I know you're riveted by this. Hold your arm on this unfolding on our show right now. You've got to put an end to letting people use your voice mail to communicate with each

other. Anyway, I'll be calling it again. Hopefully I can do a better next time. Why don't you fuck it, just embrace it. You know, I know what you're doing. You're building up your own little fucking whack pack. Yes. Why don't you put together the hosting and get all these fucking

retards together, get them all microphones, put them on Skype. I've got it too. I mean, I have a whole network. Yeah, record their conversation. It would be the WATP after show. Boomer guy show coming at you. Hey, today's guest is Carl the WATP after show. Boomer guy show coming at you. Hey today's guest is Carl from WATP. All right I totally Boomer Boomer can't be here. He's at alcohol. I totally set that voicemail up incorrectly. This is the

voicemail where it's Boomer guy's friend, Vowjig for him. Hey Carl, this is a Boomer guy's friend. You know, the one guy he said to call in but didn't give any kind of credentials for who it may be or how I can prove that it is actually me. Nobody cares. But it is me. So you know, just believe me. He does know how to use Reddit. I know he said he did it, but he does. And he told me in private that he likes to report people really quickly, because he doesn't want them to learn. I mean, everybody knows that, you know, he's got a win time. He just wants to see funny and cool.

I think he's calling you after jumping off of a building. He tries to get the kids to work. cool. I think he's calling you after jumping off a building. He's trying to realize that he's actually a pedophile. He just loves 12-year-olds. Oh boy. Younger the better, you know, really sick. But, um, yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why he reports people thinking that he'll find out his secret, but he told me all this. And you know, I'm the guy that he said can vouch for him. I'm going to be crazy. I'm going to be crazy. If I were you, I'd just stop.

I'm going to be crazy. Don't let me know what it's over. It's so going. It might be better. You get me one of those. You can just talk. I'll show you. You know, you can just talk.

It's fine. So you, I made a comment earlier when we were recording that our fans are a lot different. And I had had insinuated that you had a higher class of listeners that we have. I take that back. Take it all back. Oh, that is fantastic.

I thought that God's Hilla or something like that, that he now goes by George, guessing he wants to distance himself from the Maddox character. And guess who loves it. I can just try to go my guy. and guess who loves it. All right this Next voice man, that's nothing to do with Boomer guy You know Carl you don't have to play every single voicemail Good good piece of advice

So I mentioned earlier I was on the dickhead's podcast This is Grant from the Dickhead's podcast. He called in before I went on their show on Wednesday. Hey, Carl. My name's Grant. I called in a few weeks ago. You played my voice mail a few weeks ago about, I said I'd start a Patreon for you.

Neat. And then a couple weeks ago, you mentioned JP, the guy who stole your lips uh... lip hacking snacking bit but i'm sorry a little bit nervous to talk you but um... you're talking to a recording uh... he is the head of the india dog and a reason why you have some butterflies with the college of the show

just kind of begging you to you know anytime would be good we can do it anytime it's good for you and even if it's just a few minutes or something you'd be really cool to have you on uh... but you know you just get back to him if you want to and I just want to tell you that the Xan listen to show all the time every week and look forward to Monday's because of you and I've listened to all your episodes at least twice. So pretty big fan buddy and be cool to talk to you.

All right, thanks man. Thanks Grant. Call me later. Give me a call back. Listen to every episode twice. That's great advice! This is... somewhat, I don't remember what this is. Hey you dumb fuck with, I saw an ad or not an ad. Someone shared a clip from a...

call her daddy about a guy who got a jalapeno seed stuck in his fucking year-re after fucking a stripper raw in the ass. your re-through after fucking a stripper raw in the ass. Those girls will trash you, fuck. But I thought I would spread the wisdom of WACP and share your episode. I go on your website and I type in caller daddy in the search and I chose the episode. I try to read more. I try to click things on your but the only way to direct links to your fucking episode here

is by copypacing who are these comm flash and then like all that search query you need cleaner fucking links to episode or maybe I'm a fucking retard maybe there's a cleaner link here but your UI is so garbage I can't fucking find it and always go fuck yourself. All right so I do want to explain this. Well that's retarded Because that is retarded and I can explain how the internet works to people. If you go on our website and search for a show, it's gonna have all the jargon in the URL.

The way to search for things on the internet is a thing called Google. If you put in, who's your daddy daddy and then you type site colon who are these .com it will only search our website for that specific episode and you will find the correct URL that you can then share with other people. Doug comment. Do you realize what your show has become? A tutorial on how to use the internet? Yeah, we just got to talking about the Puerto Rican snow shovel and how he won't shut up.

And now you are telling people how to use Google. Someone has to do it. People are confused. People are confused. You know what, don't talk. I'm going to take this all out and post so it's fine. All right two more voicemails to get through Buddy but oh we Is talking about ass eating surprise surprise Still my bear. Hey guys. This is but holy Sorry for my lack of calls lately. Carl came back. But Holy this back. So I was on business in Tennessee on vacation. He was on business. In Tennessee. In my vacation. That may be laugh. Alright, last last voice balance isthole weeb he finally gets the butthole weeb joke

Holy shit guys, it's butthole weeb Just touching on the last voice mail I sent in again, sorry Pretty fucking hammer. I just now realized Carl from the episode you pitched for me on like over a month ago I want to apologize to that Allen guy who I was sitting on because I was saying how But whole weeb is funnier than but we and the enemy man Not I didn't understand the joke of but we and I-wee. And I may not still understand it, but I'm looking back on it now. I see that that's a joke on hemorrhoid.

No? I'm pretty sure that's like a hemorrhoid thing. Nope. So I feel like a fucking retard. As you should. Now let's come back on. I'm not going to shoot anybody. That's the hemorrhoid joke.

I totally spaced over me. Buh-ho-wee even Buh weed and the whole weed sound very similar. If that is the joke, I guess. But the whole weed is a joke about hemorrhoids. How does that even make any sense? I didn't even know what he was talking about. Doug, you mentioned that our show is going on too long, but you failed to realize that this is after the show

was already ended. This is all just bonus material that we're doing now The first time that I came on your show it was a tight 60 minutes. I Love when you get frustrated So you know, I told my wife So yeah, I'm gonna go in there and record with Carl again on that show that I got. Which show? W-A-T-P.

All right, I'll see you in five hours. That goes on way too long. The funny thing is, is that I was exhausted when we started. I'm having a really hard time even standing upright right now. But I do want to tell you that our jiggle department was hard at work this week. And here's a new jiggle that will be a staple in the show. That's exactly right.

All right, that's the, that's exactly right, jingle. And then I'm just going to leave you with this. I know it seems like there's, we're leaving with a lot of things. As I mentioned a couple times now, Now, it seems like there's, we're leaving with a lot of things. As I mentioned a couple of times now, I was on the Dickhead's podcast, the host of the show JP recorded a jingle for us. And I'm going to leave everybody with this song called Welcome to WATP. The show's they need. If they can take the roast, the host's pages, learn something. Get these podcasts. Who are these podcasts?

The worst podcast is. Okay, okay. We're gonna roast your feet. Who are these podcasts? We post week by week. If you want to keep their end, these shows that you're a freak and you're a very special spurg. It's easy to please. You can think they're good to hear, but you won't hear that from me.

At least podcast. Who wants his podcast? So far, far, far, far, w-a-t-p-y. He got to be so mean. I think that is Axel Rose. I have, you know what? The carl? The carl? The carl?

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The carl? The carl? The carl? The carl? The carl? The carl? The carl? The carl? Oh, all these podcasts, you're worse here every day. You learn to know what not to do from all these shows we've played you was so good. Good things. Get you a bit to read. You can think your show is great, but you won't hear that from me. Yeah, these podcasts, who are these podcasts?

The worst podcast is Sh- Oh, please, oh, please. We're gonna roast you a B. This is Sh-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-N-O-N-O- set down and put some thought into the lyrics. Yeah, I enjoyed that. Cool. All right. I think we've ended on a good note. Yeah, that was a good positive. We could have just left out all that other shit. All right. Kisses. You've sag it. Kill yourself.