Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep151 - RebelTaxi's Pizza Party Podcast

Episode Date: April 28, 2019

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W-A-E-T-P! Hello, back slappers and cousin ruse, what would you another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that's in the middle of like seven podcast wars right now. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week is Digi Bro. I am here to console you after the raping and doxing of your girlfriend. And you started up in another podcast war while I'm at it. Thanks buddy. Digi Bro, thanks for joining the show. If you'd like to support the show, go to whoarethese.com. You can find a link to our merchandise, a link to our PayPal, link to our subreddit, our voicemail number,

our email address, all the ways to get in touch and participate in the show. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes, shoot all over us in the comments section. I have some new comments to read later on in the show that were cracking me up. But before that, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Rubble Taxi Pizza Party.

This was a suggestion that came in from Daniel. Both Digi Bro and I have listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it. We'll each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is the show with host, Pan Pizza. And on the episode that we listened to, he had guests Izzy, Pratt, Snookham's, and Misery.

Oh boy. So Digi Bro, I want to start off by getting right He had guests, Izzy, Pratt, Snookham's, and Misery. Oh boy. So did you, bro, I want to start off by getting right into clips so people know what the fuck we're listening to. And then I want to do a deep tag with you because I think you're going to understand what's going on a lot better than I am. Probably.

But let me play a clip that sums up the show for me. And this is just, it's a show about animation with animators. So it's like an inside baseball kind of thing. This episode has some animators on it. Oh, so not always. It's usually just enthusiasts. Yeah, it's usually more enthusiasts than I don't know how they happen to get animators on this one.

But I don't know. I can't tell the people apart from each other. Sometimes when Pan Pizza is talking, I know a Tim or Misery, I understand her voice. I don't know who's saying this. Yeah. I don't know why. So legit, legitimately, I am really watching Extreme Ghostbusters right now because it was my favorite show as a kid. Like, I have Kylie and Eduardo action figure still in box.

Oh, fucking hairs. I mean, that sums up the show for me. It's non-stop shit that I'm like, I don't know who you are, or why I would care what TV show you enjoy. Who gives a shit? You should play both my number one and two are both clips that sum up the show for me in different ways.

Number one is what I think the show is, what is the appeal of the show for the people who actually listen to it. Oh my god, I recognize this shit. Okay, yes. This show is what I would describe as the millennial artist college break room talk. And when I was in college, this is the way that conversations tend to happen is a bunch of people sit around and just name things. And then someone goes, Oh, I remember that. And then they don't say anything about it. And then just continually do that over and over again for about an hour and a half.

All right. So did you, bro, you're driving me to my next point. They start taking questions. And I don't know if there's a super chat or something, but here's the question that comes in someone like in China. On it. If anyone remembers toy warrior. Super. Oh, I remember that. I don't know. Fucking thing.

So I think that's precisely what you were talking about. Yeah. Is anyone remember Toy Warrior? And this reminded me, I don't know if you watch South Park, but they have these characters called the member berries. This is what this show is, it's just this. And member, Bionic Ming? I love Bionic Ming. Member Spock.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Membering marriage was just between a man and a woman. Membering there weren't so many Mexicans? Or this show is just like fucking member berries hanging out with each other and talking about TV shows They used to watch in the 90s like cartoons. They watched in the 90s. This sensation that they're all trying to one up each other with like who know who remembers the most obscure cartoon. Yes, but they never say anything about it. No. They'll just bring it up and go, oh yeah.

And then maybe one person will have like one line. And then they immediately move on to the next thing. You get nothing of any depth ever in this podcast. I have the fewest, this is this podcast. We listened to episode 119, I think. I have the fewest clips I've had of a podcast in over a year. And it's an hour and a half long. I didn't know what they were talking about at any point.

I didn't even know what to say about this. It's just, I can tell you, Carl, because yeah, as I was listening to this, I was thinking, oh God, Carl's not going to know a single God damn word coming out of these people's mouths. I knew about 90% of what they were talking about, and it's still the most boring conversation ever had. Like knowing these things

We'll add nothing to listen to people say the name of it and then Confirm that the another person also remembers your brain. You're bringing me to another example I have to play they're talking to this guy Pratt and they ask me to introduce himself But um, who's the next people at Pratt who are you? Hey I But who's the next people at Pratt? Who are you? Hi. I am the public critter who is basking in the official son. I mean, you can have a guy who my mom's had and I wouldn't be able to tell you what the fuck he just said. I have no idea what they're talking about. Okay, I think that's the person who's Twitter description. I got to find it in my notes

here because it was their Twitter name is Zine fucking belligerent, sanguine, Demi, Demiotic, Crypto Lord or something like that. Like it's just the dog, doesn't it? Yeah, I guess that's the thing is that they, cause he said he was like at a bissol walker. I don't fucking know. It's some goth shit.

Okay, good. Let's just leave it at that because if I have to start looking up all these fucking words, we're going to be here all day. I don't know what the fuck's going on right now. Gath. Okay, got it. Gath shit. Move it on. Yeah. Well, there's a, if you play my clip number three, it's about the fact that there are several goth women on this show and this this This is a treacherous territory to the co-host. I just don't trust Gothic around you for reasons. Oh Yeah, well what reasons would that be you know What are you insinuating? I'm a big aunt

So I'm gonna clarify here because I know more about this podcast. So Pan Pizza is also known as Rebel Taxi. He has a fairly popular YouTube channel, 400,000 subscribers. He talks about cartoons and video games. Mostly does like top 10 lists, very click baity, just sort of generic review content. But he is this massively awkward artist who has this podcast that has several co-hosts, I think they've dropped off a couple over the years. One of the, that other person who was talking, the trans woman, is I think a regular co-host of the show. And there's another guy named Nolan B who is not on this episode.

He and I have beef. That I'll get into later. But um, but a pan is just really into Goth girls. And I suspect he's probably said a bunch of weird creepy shit about his attraction to Goth girls. And that's what they're kind of insinuating there. It's like, I don't trust Goths around you because you have a weird, rapy mentality towards them or something. Have you been on this show before? Have you not?

I was on this show. Okay. And it was a case of, I'd never listened to it before. I just like doing podcasts, and that Nolan Bee guy was a, who's, all of Pan Pizza's co-hosts are nobody's. None of them does anything. They're just people who are on his podcast. I don't know, no. No, one girl was working on the Adults Family movie.

Did you pick up on that at all? Holy shit. The thing is, her role on the movie is shot finisher. Yeah. And I as an animation fan who knows some shit about industry jobs was like, what the fuck is a shot finisher? I'm trying to Google it. There's no information.

This career, I don't think this is a standard name for a job you have on a film. I actually filmed a video once in which I was the shot finisher. So I, yeah, I know all about this. So, I mean, she, she mentions at one point that she makes sure that like, the hair doesn't like clip through characters, so I guess that's what she does is just like a quality checker, I guess. Is that when, what did you do when you were a shot finisher?

Oh, I just finished on people. It was a lot different than what she's talking about. Yeah, it's not a video that's widely in circulation. Yeah, when I googled it, because she mentions that the company that she works for had also made the movie Sausage Party. When I googled Shotfinisher, the only result I could find was a credit on Sausage Party. So I think it's a term that just that studio has made up for that position. But it's not like a standard. And so basically she does like practically nothing.

She's like, you know, thirds beyond third string working on this film. No creative decisions, nothing important. Not even an animator. She's just a quality checker. Not to knock having that job. Somebody has to do it, you know, but she's... And there's another guy there who works at TITMouse. So they talk about that for a little bit. So there's another guy there who works at TIT mouse.

So they talk about that for a little bit. So I don't know what he does at TIT mouse, but that is an animation studio. I'm sure he's involved in animation in some way, shape or form. Yeah, they made a lot of lips. They made some, they made a Dix fucking cartoons. But yeah, I mean, as, as is pointed out in the episode, Titmouse is hundreds of employees, three different studios,

they work on tons of garbage dog shit shows. Like the stuff that he actually said he had worked on, I went to Google to look up and it's like, you know, early morning Disney children's cartoons that no one's even heard of. So, yeah, again, none of these people's working on anything you've heard of in any kind of creative capacity. They are just kind of in the industry. I had a feeling that no one knew who these people work, because they're not interesting

personalities. And if they had anything going on in their lives, they would have better things to do than to sit with these other boring assholes and talk for an hour and a half. This show has no flow, no format. It's literally like you said, a break room. Yes, the funny thing is they do edit it based on my experience because when I was on this show, it was the most low energy, boring, slow ass long breaks between anybody talking thing I'd ever been on. I was completely zoned out the whole time. And then I listened to the episode I was on back,

and it was clear that they had cut massive amounts of gaps that they had, I think, sped the whole thing up by a couple percent. Oh, there you go. It's a way to get some energy going in the room. To speed up. And yet, somehow, there's still like long gaps, and there's still, it sounds like nobody knows

how to continue from what anyone else has said. Like everybody's just kind of awkwardly making references to cartoons and having nothing to say. And it's like, God damn, you edit it this much and it still sounds this fucking boring. That's incredible. It's hard to do. This is a quick example of the editing they do in post-production. The woman's talking about working on the movie, Adam's Family, they cut to a commercial break, and this commercial break is hilarious. And now I am currently a shot finalist

on the new Adam's Family movie. The Transformers were returned after these messages. But first, this video is sponsored by Kitsu, who paid $100 on Patreon to get us to Mumulkan. They want to promote their art. Be sure to check out the links below to check out or buy their art. So he sold this ad spot for $100 on his Patreon. I just want to talk about, you know, deepdiscount.com and Geico and Bill from our Patreon page.

Yeah. I've never heard that before. That's a new one. Usually you do that kind of stuff at the end of the video. You might have like a credits role of your patrons or something. Oh, no, they cut this very early on in the show. Totally breaks up the flow because it was obviously edited in after the fact that the little Transformers segue and then this really weird ad read.

Okay, thanks for the support, buddy. we check out this guy's art, okay. He sounds so non-committal about it too, he's just like, uh, check it out, I guess it's pretty okay. Right, it's not the worst thing we've ever seen in our life, it's like, oh, you might want to... So, then they're talking about the Adam's family with this misery woman, princess misery, whatever the fuck her name is. And I didn't realize, I'm an idiot, that the Adam's family was a cartoon to begin with. But I did know that it was around before the fucking movies in the 90s. Yeah, I forget, I forget that the Adam's family

is like really, really old. Like, you know, like it's been around for like decades and that doesn't feel that way. In the sense. Mm-hmm. Yeah, because my- I feel like we're just familiar with the live action movies It's been around for like decades and that doesn't feel that way. And since. Mm-hmm. Yeah, because I feel the opposite. I feel most people are just familiar with the live action movies and nobody knows it's a cartoon. People are familiar with the live action movies.

No one knows it's a cartoon. And maybe it's just because of my generation, but this was a fucking TV show that's what everybody knows about it. That's where this came from. Not the cartoon! I mean, even in my childhood in the 90s, the live action show was still being re-run on TV, and it wasn't black and white! So it's pretty fucking obvious, it's old! Did you, bro? It was on re-runs when I grew up, too, asshole! This is a show from the 60s!

Ho, I know everyone thinks I'm a fucking boomer! I didn't grow up with this show on television. You mother fucker. I don't know how old it is, all right? Yeah, it's from the 60s. It's fucking old. But that's how everybody knows the Adams family. They had a couple seasons on ABC.

And now they're going, well, people only know what the S felt because they had that movie in the 90s. No! So even close to true. Then they start talking about the Digimon movie. I mean, that's all this is, it's just talking about shit. And the one guy really, really loves the Digimon movie and gives it a ton of credit for its hilarious script.

I don't understand a lot of reviewers, like said, it has a bad script, but there's so many good lines on that. It's your pie, you buy. Did you see that? No, I was sleeping. But you're the one trying to. I'm trying to.

Yeah, is there anything worse than people who are just saying lines from a movie? It's like, it's weird because the Digimon movie is a defensible movie. I wouldn't praise it for the reasons of the awkward dub script. Like he's pretty much saying that the dialogue is bad, right? Like, no, he's gonna have some great lines. He goes, people ripped out of it, but it had some great lines. I want you to play my number two clip real quick.

Who are you people? What, what, okay, it's in order. Like literally who are you people? Because we just randomly, this Avengers just came together, and I don't know half of you. This is like the Civil War, where it's like the lesser Avengers, I guess, you know, it's like we don't know you. Yeah. Kind of a rip on his guests there, but that was my other example of what this podcast is.

But I sincerely believe that Pan Pizza has no idea who any of these people are. He had never heard of any of them before they started recording. And that's not the case. He does a good job of selling it because at the very beginning of the show, I had that same clip. He says multiple times, who the fuck are you people? Who, why are you on this show right now with me? What's going on? So the thing about it is that Pan himself doesn't seem like he particularly cares about or follows anything on the internet. And they have, they've had fairly popular guests on their show. Fairly pop, I don't know if you've ever heard of your movie sucks. Oh, yeah. He was on a couple of times. They've had just some other, you know, relatively popular

people. Yeah, but if they ever had Carl from W. A-T-T, I mean, how big do we get here? What are we talking about? Anyway, I'm sorry. But the thing is that Pan Pizza himself does not find these guests. It's his co-hosts who go out and they put out feelers and they follow people on social media. They get in contact with people

and they bring people on the show, but Pan does not in any way acquaint himself with who these people are, why they're around, what they specialize in. Like when I went on the show, it was very evident to me that Pan Pizza had no idea who I was. What the hell are you talking about? Never seen any of my videos and I'm just like, I'm here because I'm figuring, okay, they must want to talk about anime because that's what I talk about. I don't watch Western cartoons that'll talk about them.

Some things are too autistic even for me, but like in this case, I guess the new Ghost in the Shell, live action was coming out, I didn't give a fuck about it. So they're all talking about that. They're like, oh, what do you think you're an anime? I don't, I don't know, I don't care. Who gives a shit? It's Scarlet Johansson, you know, it's what do you think you're an anime? I don't, I don't know, I don't care. Who gives a shit? It's Scarlett Johansson in a, it's just Lucy too, you know?

But, so, it's just so obvious that Pam pizza doesn't, doesn't even give a shit. He just kind of shows up and talks to whoever is thrown in front of him. And hold on, did you, Bar? Are you saying that there's a podcast out there where people aren't doing any prep for their show and are just half-assigant? Because I find that hard to believe.

It's just it's very strange because in this particular podcast pan pizza feels himself weirdly sidelineed like yeah, he has a Lot of the time the conversation seems to go in directions where he doesn't really know what everybody's talking about and whenever nobody knows anybody's talking about But you'll find like two of the other people like kind of talking about something and then he'll pop in and just totally Change the subject to something he knows about play my number four and you'll get a sense of what he's actually doing during the podcast All right, well, it does go mess and you'll get a sense of what he's actually doing during the podcast. All right. Well, does Gomez and Morticia have a Blink 1-82 lyric for them?

I think on Wikipedia, they would list that things in pop culture, and they list all the things that they were ever referenced in. So what happened here is that that first guy or girl, I'm not sure, you know, referenced this thing and then Pan has to Google it to figure out what the hell they're talking about. I of course sped up the clip there. And so clearly he goes on Wikipedia, like finds this information and then just kind of spits out.

Oh, yeah, that's the kind of thing they'd have on Wikipedia in the facts about like just to be able to participate in some fashion. Just talking about the fact that he had to look up what they're talking about. I have to shit on your point real quick. I apologize. I don't normally do this was first time guests.

I appreciate you coming on the show. But you before you went on this long tirade that you just were on, mentioned that Pay and Pizza has nothing to do with booking guests for the show. But you before you went on this this long tirade that you just ran, mentioned that Pay and Pizza has nothing to do with booking guests for the show. That is not true, my friend, because Pay and Pizza has a friend who has a friend who did something. Speaking of RJ Palmer, the character designer for Detective Pikachu, the movie, I have a friend who's a friend with him. So we might get RJ on the podcast in a month or two. That's exciting.

Well, that's exciting. Well, that'd be awesome. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He really can stop a conversation with Tracks, Cady. Did you hear the reaction? They're like, oh, okay. The first grip on some movie that came out eight years ago. You know a guy who knows a guy? Okay.

I have a great, I have a great, like that two, play my number five. All right. I'll also be this voice by Max Gooth from a goofy movie. Oh, that's something. That's something. Those were words. That was a sentence. Good job.

Oh my god, I want that on your soundboard. Unfortunately, her, oh, is cut off by the other guy's words, but it's speaking to my soundboard. I did get a couple of ISOs that will be sticking around for a little bit. This is pan-pizza again, just being out of it, not understanding what they're talking about. I don't get that joke at all.

What does that mean? And that goes along perfectly with with what's the joke? What is the joke? He's so lost. Yeah. I'm everybody is though. It is defense. But he can't even hide it because like it's that and I know I'm using the word autism a lot because rebel taxi this guy. He's kind of a low cow in certain circles. Like, he had like a let's play where apparently he like broke down crying, telling a story about a girl he broke up with or something and like he's got, you know, people make fun of him on the internet. It's not that they don't mean.

I'm also a low cow in certain circles, but I think we don't. Yeah. For the company, for the company, he's about that. Here's what happens when you don't know what, the guy who was a company. For the company, I concluded that. Here's what happens when you don't know what are the obscure references of the show. Play my number six. So generic, if I remember incorrectly, they kind of look like not the movie versions of Dino City,

but the video game versions of Dino City kids. What's Dino City? You don't know what Dino City is? I think I know. You don't know what Dino City is? How can you not remember Dino City? You don't know what Dino City is? I think I know. You don't know what Dino City is? Okay. How can you not remember Dino City? There was a, is that called nerd shaming?

Do you just get nerd shamed on his own channel? Dino City. Okay, I happen to know what it is for the only reason anyone does, which is that a very popular YouTuber named John Tron did a big video about Dino City. And there's, I don't think any reason anyone would fucking remember it if not for that.

Yeah, that's not what I was gonna say. It's because of that YouTuber. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I know all about Dino City and that YouTuber. The fuck is going on. I feel like, do I feel like Pan Pizza right now? Like, we're having a conversation. I'm not even involved in it.

It's just like, it's just some shitty fucking game that some guy made a video about it got a couple million views What I'm saying is no one should know what Dino City is no one should ever be shamed for not knowing about Dino City a shitty video game based on a shitty movie that only is remembered by anybody because somebody brought it up in a Nostalgia-kitch video series like the point of the video is to bring up things no one remembers. You know? All right, I have to get back to this Digimon movie that they're talking about. This one guy has the weirdest fucking laugh.

And I didn't edit this in any way. This is how this comes out on the audio. He like crushes something. I forgot what, like a communicator, and he throws, and he's fire the guy and makes this. A Kiva court thing shouldn't crushes something. I forgot what like a communicator and he throws and he's fire the guy makes this a kivaport thing shouldn't crush this easily So these are like little spas kids that weird laugh guy comes back again later on in the show when they as soon as they capture the ghost It's like two seconds later that sets over. They don't wrap up. They don't What kind of laugh is that?

I'm a person with a pretty funny laugh by self, so I'm not going to throw too many stows here. No, that's weird. Oh man, so when you're listening to this, did you find yourself wondering like who the fuck listens to this podcast? Because this is not an unpopular podcast. This episode had 30,000 views on YouTube. They have 250 patrons on Patreon as well.

Or at least, if pizza does. They, I mean, well his actual videos are a lot more popular than the podcast. But they are on the same channel, which I think is why it gets any views at all. But they have episodes of it that have hundreds of thousands. It kind of depends on the podcast. Yeah. But they are on the same channel, which I think is why it gets any views at all. But like, they have episodes of it that have hundreds of thousands. It kind of depends on the guest. But I scroll through the comments just because I wanted to have a better understanding of

like what are people getting out of this? And I found comments such as, wow, Pan has a goth robot on. Can't wait for porn of that. Okay. We're talking about a person's avatar. Like, we're not talking about, like just some, like, yes, a drawing, but it's a representation of one of the guests on the show.

And his comments are like, I can't wait for someone to draw pan pizza fucking his guest. So what are you saying? What, who is the audience for the show? They're weirdos, right? Definitely weirdos. Definitely. They're talking audiences.

We're not only can't sell advertising to a real advertiser. And fucking, who's an audience? Oh, weirdos. This guy, Daniel, sent us an email this week and said you guys should do Rebel Taxi pizza party. And we teased last week that we're gonna be doing this whole other show, Schmuck's,

and we decided to change it up, because you would actually suggested that we do this Rebel Taxi Pizza Party. So just very weird coincidence that Daniel wrote in, and we were already gonna be doing this show anyway. I have to say fuck you, man, because this show is so boring. When you said, what were you thinking when you're listening to this?

I was thinking about everything else. My mind was wandering so I couldn't pay attention to this fucking show. It got really hard dude. Like 10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes. There was like 10, 15 minutes went by and I'm like, oh, shit, I haven't been paying attention to any of this. What the fuck? I think it can't hold my attention.

I don't know what's going on. And I told you it gives a perfect example of like, oh, shit, I haven't been paying attention to any of this. What the fuck? I think it can't hold my attention. I don't know what's going on. And I try to give the perfect example of like where the conversation goes in spot guess. Play my number eight. All right. Who here likes paper? It's okay.

But what kind of paper are we talking about? I use, I color digitally now, so forget paper. Maybe card stock, but probably just printed papers fine, I think. I don't know. Yeah. I like card stock. It's good for prints. It's boring.

Yeah, it's boring. Yeah. I can't fucking take it. All I was thinking about was body drops. The entire dab was into the show Like what else am I gonna do besides just play body drops on this? I can't figure out an angle for these fucking assholes They're waiting everybody's time

What am I first? That was who fucking could possibly give a shit and they and possibly give the fuck What's that drop when you said oh, I'll pull that off that that is a fan favorite I mean since we're doing requests all of a sudden who gives a shit who gives a fuck but honestly who has zero value on their time that they've decided to go ahead and spend it listening to these fucking assholes talk about nothing for an hour and a half I was trying to listen to the show I had the ear buds in I'm going on a nice bike ride you know it's a sunny day here in Rochester doesn't happen very often very excited and I had a fucking turn it out I was so bored out of my mind I'd rather listen to nothing I'd rather listen to the breeze oh nothing is talking about

nothing is calling you're left with your own thoughts any thought I have is more interesting than anything any of these people say like by by far, I will give a small amount of credit to Snookhums, who was the one who was the finish animator, shop finisher. At the very least, she had some degree of insights, sometimes, if anything approaching interesting was said, it was by her. But like, again, she does a like low-rung job in the industry that it's like, the best she can offer is like the thinnest peak

behind the veil of like just generally how things work that anybody who's really interested in animation would already know. You've already heard other industry professionals talk. It's not like she's offering something unique. It's just like if you've never heard anything about production, maybe she can say something interesting, but everyone else is fucking vapid, unbelievably vapid. Oh well, let me talk about some of the great behind-the-scenes information that these assholes give

you, talking about that Adam's family movie once again. And then the performances by And then we read the performances by Oscar Isaac, who is Gomez and Charlie's Theron, or however you say your name. Yeah, thank you. I feel like they actually try to put that into their performances. I think they can have just phoned it in, just be like, whatever, like you don't see me.

So why should I care? But they actually try. So these big Hollywood celebrity actors did a good job doing voice acting. Is that the behind-the-scenes glimpse you're giving us there? Amazing. Pist me off so much I haven't seen.

You don't see. It's just like, yeah, no shit, Charlie's there on Tried. She's like the most, one of the most celebrated actresses there is. They're probably getting paid millions of dollars to do voiceover work on this shitty cartoon movie. It's not difficult work.

Don't be impressed by that. They actually did a good job. No shit, did they? I fucking hope so. I would hope so. That's not good insight. So this is definitely not a show that's behind the scenes. We're going to tell you how these things happen and what's going on.

It's very top level outside of the industry. I just talked about, I saw this show, I like that show. That's pretty much all it is. I don't know if you caught this, but I think it was the co-host who every once in a while would try to make some kind of like somewhat edgy, raunchy joke, but nobody would pay it any attention. It would just go right under the radar. Number 14 that I have is an example.

I'm crying while netting. I miss that completely. I'm crying while nutting. Yeah. She would just say stuff like, just like, oh, I'd fuck her. You know, stuff like that, just like, but nobody noticed.

It was super weird. It was like she was trying to get attention and like say some edgy shit, but totally under the radar. Well, these are all people who are only interested in themselves. So they want to be the one talking and they're waiting for there to be a space

so that they can be the one talking. They're not actually having a conversation. Nobody is listening, and then changing what they were about to say based on what they just heard. It's just, I'm gonna say this thing, and then you're gonna say that thing. And then this is idiotic. They're talking about mighty mouse for some reason.

They're making a mighty Mouse feature a paramount. Mighty Mouse. Yeah. Mighty Mouse and Andrew. He's sort of coke. Wasn't there a scene like the 80s or 90s cartoon where he just snored coke? I'm gonna answer that.

No. Mighty Mouse has never snorted coke, you fucking idiot. Kinda stupid question is that. There's a point when we get towards the end and you've talked a lot on this show about how a podcast doesn't have to be a set length. If the conversation is dead, stop it. And while there was never really a conversation in this episode, nonetheless, we get to a point where everybody's clearly out of energy winding down. They've run out of things to talk about.

Play my number nine. I would be into this Lion King if they removed all voice acting and it's just straight up like a pretend documentary, but like you have Morgan Freeman narrating. I would be selling to it. That'd be great. Yeah. I want real fake animals. Aw, Star Wars did a thing.

I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan, so be there. There's a show where characters on a screen. Yeah. They're making a Star War. What? I always pulled that same clip. When they said I wish Lion King didn't have characters or character development or a story,

wouldn't Lion King be great if it was just animals roaming around? No, it would fucking suck! That's why they didn't make Lion King that way. It's pretty fucking... That line was already pretty fucking stupid, but where it comes in is, at this point in the podcast, they're literally scrolling through, I guess, a cartoon news site and just looking at articles and trying to find something to talk about.

So they're like, Lion King, that's coming out and everybody goes, oh yeah, well, blah, blah. And then he says that vapid horse shit. And then just gets cut off by the girl saying, Star Wars did a thing. And everybody's just like, oh, well, I don't know what that thing is. So whatever, that's the whole conversation. That was the whole conversation about the Star Wars thing. Was them all going, oh, Star Wars, whatever. There was some hot Star Wars news. You didn't appreciate that.

The guy goes, I think their theme park is opening in a week or two. Okay. You do? You think that? Two cares. It's like, if you already seeing the article don't care yourself, don't mention it. Don't expect anybody else to care because it's obviously not interesting. This show is definitely trying to fill time. We got to move. I don't know

if I can talk about this much longer. One of the things you want to hear. I don't think I have two more notes here that I want to get through. Let's do it. One was just at the very end, someone finally makes a joke and they all just continually tag it over and over again. I always love that. The second someone laughed, everybody else had to dog pile on it to try to, it was annoying, I didn't even clip it because it was too fucking obnoxious.

But the other note I wanted to have was just about the co-host who wasn't on this episode, Nolan B, and exactly why I have drama with him. Because what happened was this dude, after he had me on the show, he kept incessantly messaging me for a while, like trying to be friends with me, like just very casual, like, hey man, what's going on with you? And I'm like, I don't fucking wear a year. So I just blew, I blew them off for, for like months. And then eventually I made this, this sort of infamous video called

just shit talking anime YouTubers for 30 minutes. Oh God, what have I done? Where I got shit faced and, and talked a bunch of shit about, about a bunch of people, which was, it, it all was in good fun. Everybody who was taught shit about took it well. I became friends with some of the people afterwards that benefited everybody. Everybody gains subscribers. This Nolan Bee guy unrelated to any of it writes this like huge stink piece about how I'm a piece of shit and a fucking asshole and like clearly like very jilted about the fact that I hadn't responded to him after all this time and just really coming at me. And I was curious about what was going on with them now, but he wasn't in the episode. So I look at the comments and people were saying

that apparently he had said on Twitter that he was taking a break from the show because of his bad mental condition. So that might tell you something about it. It makes sense. That's all I have to say about that. We can move on. Hold a play.

You don't want to play anymore of these clips that you have? Uh, you let me look at them. Well, the number 10 you already had, uh, the only one that's worth playing is maybe number 11. All right. I do know that the all-star song we know from Shrek was first used in a different movie called Mystery Man. If anybody remembers that movie, was it also used in Juman, that might be? Yeah, it was. that movie. Wasn't it also used in Juman the movie? Yeah, it was. Okay, major pop songs are used in lots of movies. It's not unusual. That song was in every fucking movie that came

out in 1999. I remember it from a rat race again, Mystery Man, which is probably a bigger movie at the time, Van Shrek. Like like it's not just a fucking Shrek meme It's it was a huge song it was on the radio all the time. He had like in movie. He had like that was the Shrek song You know that Shrek song was also used to other things. Yeah, that movie rat race Wasn't it like Smash mouth playing live in a concert at the end of that point? That is what that is That sucked that was the worst ending of a movie in the history of movies. Like, oh, now we're in a smash mouth concert. Fuck!

Why would you just speak you of endings? These guys ripped me fucking off, and I know that they're ripping me off. I know they're doing this on purpose. Listen to this guy's side off. Oh yeah, that's you. So goodbye, every pony. Bye, everybody. Bye, people.

Bye, people. Goodbye, every pony. Bye. Bye, people. Bye. Goodbye every pony. Why does this happen? I laugh every fucking time at the end of your show. It always catches me off guard. Did you know I started as a my little pony reviewer? Oh, you're a brony? I was a brony.

No shit. We did a show called Bronyville. It was one of our early early shows and they signed off with Sleep Tide every pony and I've been saying ever since that fucking cracked me up. Yeah, Broneyville is highly indicative of the

brony community. So you don't you pretty much know you've got a good you've got a good look at it. You don't need to look any further. We should go back and see I don't know if that shows still on the air but we should maybe revisit Broneyville. That was a lot of fun.

I didn't know anything about that culture. That was interesting. I remember they were concerned because they were going to watch the premiere of the new season and they're watching it with all of these other Broneys. And people were yelling things out. I was like, I'm trying to hear the dialogue. Like a crack, be up.

All right, thank you so much, you motherfucker for suggesting we do this Rebel Taxi Pizza Party, a show that really should not have been reviewed. There is nothing going on there. Shouldn't that exist? It should not be listened to. But it has, I just felt like it was necessary because it has a lot of followers and it's,

it's perplexing. It's one of those things that you listen to it and you go, I don't understand how anybody can listen to this if you have an Iota of intelligence. And so when you see that it does have a lot of viewers, you're like, wow, people are fucking stupid. You know what I've done? I made a point to do this and I suggest

everybody else do this as well. I stop being surprised when mediocre bullshit has a lot of fans. I just stop being surprised by it. It happens all the fucking time. It's pretty much the norm. So when you see something, you're like, well, that sucks. Oh, there's a million fans for it. Okay, that's fine.

People are stupid, it's fine. That the world will be living. What are you gonna do? I also am trying to... there's a sort of meme on my podcast, the Procrastinator as well. I won't say it's mine, I'm a member of it, but we have this meme that we're trying to start beef with the Pizza Party podcast,

and I just thought I'd go ahead and try to make it real. Oh, okay. I think it's gonna be real now. It might be. Awesome. Man, speaking of podcast wars, holy shit, I was getting distracted. One of the things I was getting distracted with when I was trying to review this show

is Lewis J. Gomez came out with his new real ass podcast episode where they talk about our review of their show. And it just came out, I haven't even listened to the whole thing yet, but don't they get Chrissy Mayer, the woman who didn't come on our show. Now she's on their show and they're talking about us and it's hilarious. We're going to go through it next week. I'm very excited about it because Lewis just a great job. There is a spoiler. There is raping of my girlfriend, heavily involved in it.

So it's a lot of fun. I'm very excited about it. Well, I thought they were only gonna rape your girlfriend if he didn't review their show. I didn't review it right. I didn't do it. No, no. The girlfriend had to be raped.

So, I get for girlfriend. I know. Well, I don't know. Maybe she enjoyed it, because I think even Chrissy gets it on the action. So, I don't know. Might have been all right. So that's going to be a lot of fun.

The other thing I want to talk about speaking of people talking about us, I mentioned this last week and then I thought I should probably address this and play some clips. There's a podcast called A Dude and a Bro Podcast Show and these guys reviewed who are these podcasts. These guys are a show that reviews podcasts, but in a very, very different way than we do.

So I wanna play a couple of clips of them. Do they do like what Sean thought that your show was gonna be? Yes. Yeah, well, they just dig podcasts. They wanna turn people on to it? Yeah. This is them talking about how they thought

we were a little bit mean spirited. Is it too mean spirited? I can't figure out their intentions here. Is it to kind of someone in the The Jeff Ross way or or is it mean spirit it and some I think it's fun. How can you not figure this out? So My opinion is I don't know what these guys... I want that, it goes, my opinion is, I don't know what to think. That's not an opinion! This is the opposite of an opinion. I mean, I don't know if it's funny, I don't know if they're just jerks, my opinion is, I have no idea.

Then why are we talking about it? That's how they started their show. So then the other guy, the other guy's got a hilarious Podcasting voice. I this I don't know who this guy is. I don't know what his name is Billy Bob If he wants to come on as a guest host of WTP I'd probably him just because his voice is hilarious But I'm with you Tim. I think it is kind of mean spirit And I'm gonna give you a contrasting Take on poking fun and that would be Saturday night

live. I think Saturday live satires people, they lame poon people, but there's almost a quality of reverence in the people that they pick to make fun of to the point where a lot of the people that they have completely grilled and roasted over the years end up coming on the show and do a cameo to sort of retort a re-biped. I have two things to say about this. First off, Sunnett like fucking sucks. Are you kidding me? He's saying we should be like, Sunnett live? No thank you.

Hard pass I'm at. Secondly, we're so mean spirited that we're not even having fun with it. Guess what asshole? We've had Dick masters in on the show We've had Doug from who's right? We've had Kaiya from the official podcast all people that we first made fun of Come on the show and enjoy it. We can all laugh about this together They're you guys do not get it. I just spent 45 minutes making fun of people for being autistic But I can't tell if the show is mean spirited in the end.

I know, I can't figure out what they're trying to do here! I just can't put my figure on it. Holy shit! Waiter out of the show! This is so funny. They explained that we need to figure out what we're doing. Yeah, I think they just kind of need to... find an identity. Is it a roast? Is it... Spirit it? Is it satire? I think there's a little bit, you know, depending on the fucking talking about

I think the identity in this show is extremely clear. It's about one thing. You say the same thing almost every episode. It's at the point where I can like predict what you're going to say before you say it. He thinks that we need to figure out our shit. They're like, it's so funny. They go, this guys are all right. They just got to figure it out. Once they figure it out, they might be pretty good.

Do they see the irony in this? These idiots who no one's ever heard their show, it's boring as fuck, are telling me that I need to figure out my format. Are you fucking retarded? Let's see, Carl, one of the problems is that with WATP, nobody can tell how big the show is, because you don't have any front facing numbers. So I think that maybe they don't think your shows

as big as it is, even I don't know like what I would compare it to. Is it bigger than the Pizza Party podcast? Oh God, I would hope so. I sure should hope so man. I couldn't tell you but man I fucking hope so. So they get they dig into they listen to a bunch of episodes of WATP and they talk about our review of Mark Maren show WTF. I thought the Mark Maren WTF that's the name of his show I believe. I thought their roasting really was mean.

I called him an A-hole and they weren't saying it in like a cute funny way, like they were being kind of dicks. And so the best part about this is the guy goes, they've called Mark Marin an A-hole, the other guy laughs, he goes, like that is funny. Mark Marin is an asshole. That is a funny thing to say. I don't know.

It's got a mean spirited. I've seen Mark Maird on Twitter and he's definitely an asshole. Definitely an A-O. Mark Maird would tell you that. All right. This is funny because again, they think that we need to hone in on what we're trying to do here. I think they kind of need to hone what they really want to be.

Do they want to be a Rochelle in kind of a fun, let's laugh at we can laugh at ourselves moments, or do they really want to take just horrible amateur podcasts and rip them apart. Why can't it be both? It's been all over the place for me. We're kind of all over the place for him. He can't figure it out. He goes, he goes, they listen, they made fun of Adam Crowley. Adam Crowley's a really popular show. What do they, what do they think they're doing here?

All right, this is, that I'm explaining that we could be funny if we could just figure this shit out. And I think those guys clearly are talented. There's a talented crew. And I think they could get there to where it is refined and really buck kicking, funny, enjoyable thing.

And maybe just this guy doesn't really funny boys. It is, right. Mean spirit in this. I was taking it out from time to time. And I think they could be right in that pocket, man. I love that this nobody sees potential in the show. Thanks nobody. Thanks for that suggestion. And then he turns into an opiapologist for some reason.

Especially for the opi. Oh no. Yeah, listen, especially for the opi dude, they were crushing him. And I guess not that they need, I don't know, I guess there needs to be some sort of acknowledgement that yeah, okay, you can be crushing the dude for where he's at now, but the bottom line is the dude sustained a significant career in radio and it's probably bank load piles of money. You know what's funny about this, did you, bro?

I used to get a lot of shit for punching down and I would hear from people. Oh, you're picking on these amateur podcasts. Oh, of course. It's not gonna be the best thing in the world You are an am like okay We're all on equal footing here. We all have the opportunity to make a decent fucking podcast like you it's not like you Have been handed the fucking silver spoon of podcasting. I don't understand that mentality. You built your show up from nothing just like these people could. Did you bro? I don't even have a podcasting license. Don't tell anyone that. I'll take this out and post. I don't even have a license to

do this professionally. I know this is so funny. Like you're just gonna pick on these these podcasts and then I go on and say okay, fuck Alex Jones fucks Adam Karola fuck OP and like whoa, who do you think you are? Well, what are you supposed to do can I punch up can I punch down who is this me punching? I don't understand this and OP is a fucking asshole Oh, it's the worst don't apologize for OP. We need to constantly remember He's a not only a total dick, but rich. He's a rich as fuck. He's a rich asshole. He can live the rest of his life on the money he already has. Oh no, he's smart with it. These guys from a dude in the bro are gonna be

like, oh my gosh, he just called OP and asshole. This is something spirited. All right, just have one more clip to play from these guys reviewing our show. This, uh, they sum it all up nicely at the end. Uh, I think it's a podcast worth while listening to, um, but, you know, that maybe they should listen to, uh, some constructive criticism as well. Oh, we need to hear some criticism. Assel, I have 451 wants to review that iTunes. You think I've never seen criticism of this show? You fucking idiot.

I'm on the show. I know, you fucking moron. I have really feel like, but these guys, and with a lot of the podcast you review, I get the feeling that they just kind of don't think about what they're saying. They just talk and they just find, they, whatever words they can find to say about whatever subject they just go with

It's like they don't think about it or like try to see if what they're saying makes sense You know especially with them saying like you need to find an identity for the show It's just like they they didn't know what to say so they just made some shit up And it's like dude like think for one second, what the words you're saying mean before they come out of your fucking mouth. I think you're right. And it's been the secret to our success. When people say, oh, Carol's getting all worked up over nothing, I value my time more than

anything in the world. To me, if you waste my time, I don't believe that. I know. Well, listen to this. I know. So this is what I'm telling you. When people waste my time. I don't believe that in I know. Why listen to this show? I know. So this is what I'm telling you. When people waste my time, I dislike those people. So when I get on this show and I'm passionate about how much a show fucking sucks, it's real.

I'm very much passionate about how much that show sucks. These other people who podcasts, they talk about things they barely care about. And yeah, like you said, they're just trying to make shit up so they say something. I gotta say something for the next 20 minutes. So I'll say that I hope these guys figure out their identity someday.

What? Does it make any fucking sense? And that's why I love this show is that it makes you mad. Cause if you listen to a bad podcast, like, I fucking got so pissed off, listen to the fucking pizza part. And I don't know if you had to listen to this twice cause I know you've done that sometimes.'s say to the fucking pizza party. And I don't know if you had to listen to this twice because I know you've done that sometimes. I listened to the show in Audacity

so I could just take the clips as I was going. But I fucking was so pissed by the 50 minute mark that I was skipping through. It's like, it's physically painful to like, no, to see your life flashing before your eyes, literally. It gets me angry. And thankfully today it was snowing outside so I wasn't missing anything. But there are days when I'm listening to it., and thankfully today it was snowing outside, so I wasn't missing anything.

But there are days when I'm listening to- Oh my god, it's snowing still? Yeah, it's not. Jesus fuck, Rochester fucking sucks. It's the worst. But my point is, there are days when I'm listening to fucking some pizza party podcast with some pizza pan guy. And I'm fucking pissed, because I see children playing,

I see strollers going by, like, fuck it's beautiful out. What's going on? It was beautiful yesterday and it snowed today. Yeah. Oh god. I lived in Rochester for a year recently. Okay I'm from Virginia Beach. I just moved back. It's currently like 80 here Go fuck it's gorgeous springtime, but they're opening a wagons in the center of Virginia Beach And the the newspaper is describing it as the Disney Land of grocery stores. All right. They might be overselling it It's not that I mean they have a nice beer selection. You can get some fucking Cheetos, but it's not that amazing My girlfriend is really excited about it because she's from Rochester, but like, you know,

Disneyland is, yeah, it's a little much. I thought you were... I thought you and your Rochester audience would appreciate it. Well, it's interesting because I do know people in the PR department at Wegmans and they are fucking killing it and that's the kind of press they're getting when they open up a new store.

It's like, no, no, no, this is a retail location where they take your money for goods. It's not fucking Disney Land. You're not gonna go on a ride. They do have a toy train that goes around the top of the store. That's kind of like a ride. All right, I want to talk about a couple other things here. First off, my boys over at Comtown, my buddy Nick Mullen, they're doing a live read

on a recent episode and they start to do an impression of me. They're talking about a gambling site, bet DSI, and they do a spot on impression of me. They got pussy, you can just call. Call the pussy on the line. My name's Carl. me a side I come hey Carl how are you it's hard to do him

my name is Carl some football basics very impressive I don't think that they should do with me I can do depression of you perfectly. Yeah. What are we talking about here? What are you talking about?

That's exactly right. Oh, fuck you. All right, as I'm talking about getting referenced by other podcasts, I wanna point out, no agenda is a show I've talked about in the past, my favorite podcast. And John C. DeVorek, who I know listens to the show, he's talked about it before, he put together a compilation, a super clip for no agenda because Mark Zuckerberg, the Facebook

guy, put out a podcast. And I'm just going to put him on notice, I think he ripped me off with this one. Yeah. So light and things up. So Zuckerberg has a podcast now, which I was excited at first. And then I turned out it's just going to be. And this, uh, I wasn't even going to listen to the whole thing. No, of course. And so I, I, I, I, I did kind of few things out.

And but for the most part, I think I've got, I've got the essence of his podcast skills. Hold on, stop. Whenever you say you cut a few things out, I'm thinking there's a John C. Divorak montage of epic proportion coming down the pipe. Well, let's find out. Hey, everyone. Today, I've traveled to Berlin that publishes, and you've really dedicated your career to of the, of the, of the, and, and I don't know if you want to, you want to start off there.

We have a lot of stuff to cover, and in the, um, um, to, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, doing that. I know that that was a tribute to WATP. Is that weird that I think anytime somebody puts together clips of people stuttering and fucking out? I think they're ripping me off. I mean, how is that even possible? I'm not the first person to ever do that. That Zuckerberg cannot talk though. That guy is a fucking mumble mouth. Oh, gee. Who is surprised? He's a fucking like known for being a massive artist. Like that is what his reputation is. God, are you getting paid for every time you say the word, Autist?

I am. I knew it. All right, moving on. I want it, we're gonna get into OP radio. I have a package from Episodes number 101 and 102 that I want wanna get into. But first, I meant to talk about this with Doug last week and there was just too much shit

and I never got into it. So I wanna address something that needs to be addressed and I'm gonna make someone very happy right now. There's a podcast called How It Obviously Ends. They're up in Toronto. We reviewed their show back in November, I think. And we didn't think their show was very good because it's terrible.

These guys, ever since we reviewed their podcast, are obsessed with me. Obsessed with me now. Every waking hour they're thinking about me. They've tweeted about our show almost every single day since, and they've also created an Instagram page that looks like it's who are these podcasts. It is nice.

I have to know, are these guys more of like the mean Lord variety and more of like the upset SJW variety? Oh, definitely upset SJW. They put out a hour and a half, two hour long podcast, talking about us, and they dug up a video that I did in my band years ago, and we're kind of upset with some of the jokes that were in it, acting like we were not PC enough for them.

So they're SJWs. And they're but her, which I understand when somebody rips on you and lets you know that you suck and you're really bad at what you do, it hurts. I get it. But to still be obsessed with me, so now we're in April and they put out a podcast just recently that they pretend to be W-A-T-P

and go on another podcast and do an interview. And this is where I've been ignoring these guys all this time, but this is where I have to give them props. Because holy shit, they're committed to this bit. Like they're super obsessively, but now I'm taking notice of, all right, well, you know, cheers, that's pretty sweet. These guys, because of the Instagram page,

are direct messaging with other podcasts and setting up interviews. So I don't even know how many of them are gonna do, but they did a show with this podcast down in Australia called We Only Do One Take Podcast. And this guy is a big fan of WATP, so he gets these guys on the phone and he's interviewing them and they're like, we're not Carl,

but we've been on WATP, which is true. They have been on WATP, we play their voicemail, we play their show. So they're going on other shows now and pretending to be us, which is fine. I mean, it's just promoting us even more. This has to make you feel like a big celebrity, right? It is it is like a fucking celebrity thing It's like these people are pretending to be me and they've never gotten more attention. They're Twitter

They tweet every day. It doesn't get a single like a single reply a retweet nothing Now they're on Instagram and posting like these ridiculous Howard Stern things and the Simpson things, and people are commenting and liking. There must be like, wow, it's like people like us, but it's not us. It's actually this other guy who built an audience, but whatever, it's pretend it's us. They're so pathetic. It's sad in a way that makes me laugh hysterically. If that makes sense. I deal with people like this too, and it does take a long time to shake these people. Like they have to really get no attention for a long time.

And now you've given them attention. Well, yeah, now I've done exactly what I should not do. But I have to. I have to because I'm standing up in a plotting right now. The fact that there's that commitment to this bit, that they're pretending to be WATP and taking interviews with other podcasts I mean fuck man if that's what you guys want to do with your lives is pretend I mean are they trying to be funny or is this just a fuck with you like

Does it come off like they're joky about it or like they're having fun or is it like just pure anger? It's pure anger Are they trying to be funny? Yes all the time. They're always trying to be funny. Are they funny? No, never, not once. Has never happened. These are the weird combination of meme lord and SJW. They're like playing both sides of the field at the same time.

These are the guys who pranked me at work. Found out what my company was called the number, got into a whole conversation with me about building a website. Like, alright, again, like I said, wasting my time is the thing that pisses me off more than anything. If you want to pretend to be me and go on other shows, I can laugh at that. Don't waste my fucking time.

But I can laugh at them pretending to be me. The only thing that sucks about it is that they're not entertaining at all. So if someone's first exposure to WATP is those two retards, then they might not think that we're not entertaining at all. So if someone's first exposure to WATP or is those two retards, then they might not think that we're a very good podcast. So that's the only thing that's weird about it, but I can't stress this enough. We do not have an Instagram page. We're a podcast.

There's no pictures to be shared. We're a podcast. We have Facebook, we have Twitter, we have the subreddit, we have a website. Do not go on our Instagram page, do not engage with those assholes on Instagram, please. Carl, I have to ask, just had a curiosity. Yeah. I don't know if you have the kind of deep lore fans who care about this kind of thing, but your band, the Isosovs, they're like, they're kind of known in Rochester, right?

Yes. Because, yeah, because my girlfriend had heard of you like on the radio or the band at least, you know. So I'm wondering like, at what point did WATP crossover to being like bigger than that? Like, you're more of a celebrity through this than through your local band? I don't know, recently, last year or two,

it's interesting because the isotopes would be more well known in Rochester than WHDP, but WHDP definitely has a much larger national or worldwide. And that's the thing where I struggle with, because I think, well, maybe I should be promoting the isotopes more on my podcast, because I could get in front of more people. Yeah, I wanted to bring this up just because, I think listeners of your show, like when you first were talking about being in a band, I just assumed it was like a nothing band.

And then when my girlfriend was like, oh, I've heard about them on the radio, I was like, oh, they're like, they're like known in Rochester, it's not like a nothing band per se. Well, we've also been around for a long time. I started the band like 2001, and it's evolved quite a bit, but we put out a big show.

We have dancing girls and lights and a facts and so we do enough to get people's attention and we've been around a long time. So it's not like we're the greatest band in the world or anything like that, but we're entertaining and the intro is by your band, right? You have technical skill at the very least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The intro theme is a song called Knuckle Sand, which it was funny.

We were playing a show in Buffalo, and a bunch of W-A-T-P fans came out to it, because I mentioned we were playing in Buffalo, and we played that song and everyone was like, oh, shit, that's the isotops, you know, big, famous song now, because it's our stupid, you know, two-second clip by the intro. I do. That's great. Yeah, you know, big famous song now because it starts stupid, you know, two seconds clip on the intro. I don't know.

That's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks. Thanks for, and you put out a video on YouTube where you talked about WATP, which I appreciated quite a bit. And you did mention the isotopes. So thank you for helping us get that out. Yeah, I mean, this is kind of like my second favorite podcast

because the only podcast I listen to are the Dixho and now this. So I've been marathoning, like, just while I play video games or like clean the house, just marathoning my way all the way back like in reverse order the whole show. Thank you. Thank you.

So I have to ask you this then because I've watched your videos on YouTube. You actually clean your house? I've seen zero evidence of this. What do you mean? That was recorded when I was in the process of packing up to I'm just fucking take it all the bad. All right Anyway moving on. I think that those guys From that podcast I was talking about in Toronto. I think they're gonna put out more episodes the guys from the podcast that got fooled by them reached out to me and said we took our show down

We didn't know sorry about that. I don't care whatever But what these guys are doing is they're recording these interviews with other podcasts and they're putting it out as their own podcast So I think they're gonna probably continue to do more of those So we'll be on the lookout and, you know, whatever. I'm giving them attention, so I'm sure they're very excited. They're probably high-fiving right now and touching boners. All right.

It's time. We've talked about too much already. It's time to get into it. Opie radio. Brow! Wee! Wee! Wee!

Opie radio podcast. Wee!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Greg Opie Hughes who's doing a podcast called the OP Radio Podcast. OP Radio Pancake. This guy is terrible at broadcasting. This is a professional radio guy. He's been in radio for 25 years all of his life. He starts off episode 101 with an ad read. Listen to how amateur this is. Welcome back to mansscaped.com

taming the briar patch, mowing the lawn or trimming yeti. Whatever you call it, it's about time we talked about man scoping. Guys, you man scape, right? You know, keep things trimmed and fresh below the waste. Nine out of 10 women of all ages prefer their guy man scaped, but you got to have the right tools for the jewels, or you'll look like you used a machete. Pop over to manscaped.com and check out their perfect package, not that perfect package. It's edited. He's not even doing it live on his show,

and it's cringe worthy. Not that perfect package. What is he doing? You've pointed this out before that OP is like a very insecure person and more and more it just feels like it bleeds to everything he says. Like he's never quite sure of himself and it makes it hard to listen to. It sounds pathetic. OP is very hard to listen to.

You've nailed it, Digi. Brian, I think we're done here. This dude's been on, I was shocked to realize this, I don't remember if this was in a new episode or in one of your old ones that you pointed out that he like ran the boards on the old. Yes. Yes. How do you go from that to this?

I don't get it. Like, surely he hasn't, does he just have no self awareness? Like, did he, where people making up for all of his faults before? Was it just like, why did nobody say anything to him back then? Did they just think it was funny to have him around? I don't get it. I'm only 27. I've never heard any of these fucking old radio shows. I only know about it through your podcast. And so this is all fucking baffling to me. It's baffling. And when people, I've turned a lot of people on to open, you didn't know

about them beforehand. And it's always the same thing. Like how is this a thing? And all I can tell you is I'm wondering the same thing. I have no idea. All those questions you just asked, it's crazy. It's crazy that I had a career. When you play clips from Howard Stern and all his like cabal of weirdos,

it's very clear that Howard was fully in control and he was just making fun of these people. Like he had them on because they're dumb and goofy and they lacked the self-awareness to recognize that. I don't know enough about Anthony to know if that was the case with him and OP. It sounds like OP had more control on that podcast than say Howard Stern extra.

So like what was it like? Like what was OP like on that old show? Like in Paris. Well, it's hard to say. The Opie and Anthony show was on for 20 years and it definitely evolved over time. It started as the shock, jockey show where it was like, we were just bringing girls into the studio

and take out, show us your tits. Whoa! That kind of thing, which is so boring to listen to on the radio. What's the point of that? I can't see the tits whoa that kind of thing which is so boring to us know in the radio What's the point of that it like I can't see the tits. I know I'm so excited I heard that you saw a chick's tits. Oh, and the people would call me to be like I had a pull over to a side of Roadman this chick sounds hot like what? Hard up are you that you're fucking pulling over jerky guys this what it was like before internet

Fucking Millennial so get it we had itky guys. This is what it was like before internet point. Yes, you fucking Millennial. So get it. We hit it so hard. I'm just kidding. So OP then the show changed over time and it became a comedy show with professional comedians coming on and ripping on each other all the time. It was just really quick-witted, really fast,

really funny, and OP found himself the odd man out. And that's where all of the tension started, and the show eventually falling apart, because OP could hang. I mean, how long did it go on like that with him being just like a ghost on his own show? Years. Oh my God.

Yeah, it was brutal. But you listened to it because everything else about the show was hilarious. Anyway, I love these episodes 101 and 102 because the Chef Karl Ruiz is starting up a restaurant. It's called the Cubana. I think it's in Manhattan somewhere. He's very excited to be starting his own restaurant. And Opie's decided that while he's working through the menu and figuring out recipes for what they're going to be serving there, OP's going to go to the restaurant and hang out with him and that's going to be a podcast.

You know it's going to be a great show because the producer Joey comes on and does a disclaimer before it even starts. This one's going to be real interesting because Greg decided to take his little Mr. Microphone and recorder to Carl's new place that's about to have its grand opening. La Cubana. Only problem is Carl's so freaking busy working on perfecting his staple Cuban theme burger that he's all business. And like a mad scientist, he's got a lot going on. But have no fear, there'll be a little taste testing with friends he invited like Big Canley and Nick Solaris.

And we all know how Nick knows his meat. And we even get to meet up with a few Mississippi friends who have headed north just to show love for our favorite chef. So get ready for guys working in the background, lots of podcast kitchen noises, and various conversations happening. Is this amazing, did you, bro?

Have you ever heard a podcast that starts out by saying, all right, so this podcast is weird. Uh, it's noisy, it's not funny. There's a lot of nonsense going on, and probably shouldn't have happened. But anyway, here's the show. Uh-huh. Have fun with that.

I think Carl Ruiz feels sorry for OP. I think the editor is feels sorry for OP. I think the editor is in a strange limbo of kind of feeling sorry for him, but also hating that he has to do this. But because he's just doing it in post, he doesn't have to worry about actually communicating with OP. So it's not so bad for him.

You've nailed it. You've nailed it. That is the relationship between these three people you have opi of Carly of Joey Joey What's that very little to do with anything that's going on? He'll help apologize for it up and down But they they think they're listener and the average opi listener has to be a fucking adult because yeah They're constantly telling you what to think they're constantly telling you hey, man We're all having a lot of fun. Don't forget to call our voice balance. How much fun you're having and then you hear

the voice mail, hey I'm having so much fun. Let's see your show. You fucking idiots. I don't think you'd come. Oh, yeah, dude. Complete honesty. Yeah. Like the clips you play of Opie's show on this are more entertaining than the Pizza Party podcast to me. Yes. And that has 30,000 listeners on average. So fucking there's enough dumb people. Doesn't make any sense. So they do this show and I'm gonna get to some clips of that show. But before I do that, I want to fast forward to episode 102. This is something that's never happened in the history of OP before. OP admits the last episode wasn't very good. But what was gonna tell you, oh, we gotta talk about the last episode of the OP radio podcast.

Was a mess. Was a mess, cause I didn't have my pal Carl and I couldn't get Victor to step up. So this is, OP has always said, oh yeah, two years ago the show sucked. Or three years ago, it wasn't very good. Now it's good. He's always talking about, it used to not be good now, it's good, two years ago, the show sucked. Or three years ago, it wasn't very good. Now it's good. He's always talking about, you should not be good now,

it's good, always in the present things are good. Never was as he come on, the next episode and said, wow, that last episode wasn't very good, wasn't. As opposed to what? That's, I wonder what is he, what's the standard here? What are we even talking about? The show is always terrible, I hope he, it's always a mess. So he's pissed because normally, Carl's out in there, Carl's getting drunk and saying

ridiculous things that semi entertaining. In this episode, Carl is sober trying to work through the ingredients of different menu items so that he can open his restaurant and be successful as a restaurant tour. So he's not interested in the podcast at this point. And so, Opie's back there while he's working through the shit and he's like, hey, Vic Henley's here. Vic, will you be funny? Vic's like, fuck you.

I'm just trying to hang out on my buddy here. I don't want to be in your podcast. So this is actually proof that Vic was annoyed that Opie was trying to podcast while they're working through the menu. Well, that's what happened in the kitchen at La Cabana. Yeah. Vic was annoyed that I'm trying to do a podcast

Even though everyone involved understood that we were trying to do a podcast back it up You know, oh, he goes everyone understood that no, oh, be you put that on everyone Yeah, they understand that you're being an asshole You're annoying a shit like everyone's there hanging Like hey, the Cuban's gonna have us down here. It's gonna be working. We'll be tasting, we'll be cooking burgers. Oh, he's like, I'm gonna bring my Zoom recording. Like, fuck.

Why, old Peking, he just hanging out. This is what evidence that Vic was gonna- I'm not gonna lie. I've been that guy. I'm a vlogger. I'm a YouTuber. Like a lot of them, that's what they do. They take around a recording device

to shove it in people's faces, people fucking hate that. And it's not because they, it's not even out of like not respecting what you're doing, they don't want to be recorded. Like, especially. People don't like to be unprepared to show up on a recording. It's embarrassing.

And like, even if they don't think that many people are gonna see it, like most people are really self-conscious about that kind of shit. It's super fucking rude. It's super rude, especially if you're at a party and you're in biving a little bit, the last thing you wanna do is have someone fucking filming or recording what's going on.

Like, dude, get the fuck outta here. You're gonna blow the coke off this hooker's ass. Stop it. Anyway, this is evidence that Vic is at this point just super annoyed that Opie is constantly podcasting. And I would walk over to Vic and Vic's like really, really, really? Do you ever turn that thing off? I'm like, yeah, what I feel like I've finally got a good hour that I'll turn it off and we can have all the fun in the world and then we'll go to a restaurant, we'll walk around the city, we'll do whatever you want, but it's pretty obvious. We're trying to get this on

Holy shit, Opie is such an idiot that he thinks everyone owes him Like guys, we got to get a sell-in hour down and then we can just hang out. No, I'm just hanging out This is not my job and Opie explains that his job is to show up and fucking podcasts and Everyone else has to go on with that And it'll be explained that his job is to show up and fucking podcasts and Everyone else has to go on with that. Well, that was like a party up there It was a party and my job was to try to get some of this on on the podcast like I was enjoying myself But I was also working but people don't they see this stupid zoom and they think This is all this funny games. I'm like no, we're actually trying to build a podcast audience. And maybe you could help us a little bit. That would be nice.

I'm working out. Jesus Christ, the entitlement. Like he really thinks that everyone around him is just a character in his fucking podcast. First of all, it'll be if you're listening. Just put the zoom in your shirt pocket. Like, you don't have to be, you don't have to hold it in your head.

Like, that's going to make people uncomfortable. If you want to take like secret audio of people, like hide the recording device. But yeah, do you think that he actually does edit the shit out of this? No. And that maybe like, like, what if, what if he really, what if there's like 30 extra hours of bullshit that he actually does cut? No, there's zero evidence of that. I've never heard one thing that was in a podcast that is appropriate to be in a podcast.

He's walking upstairs, there's dogs barking, people are having conversation. You're perspective on what's appropriate to be in a podcast might be wholly different from what he's obviously is. Like, I mean, I think when he says he edits it a lot, I think he means like 13 minutes of dead silence as he transitions from one building to another. You know what I mean?

Yeah, probably. He probably leaves it recording in his back pocket and goes, all right, I edited the fuck out of that last podcast. I'm okay. But I think it brought up a great point. Opie thinks that his life is the Truman show. That's Opie's life.

Like you're just a character in my thing. Don't you realize that? And he's offended by it. Vic Henley didn't even want to participate in the thing that that's what his role in in his life is to do. What the fuck? Yeah. It's like he thinks his show is more important than what these people have going on, even though they all seem to be doing way more legitimate things than he is. So this is again, O OP talks about how the last show was a mess, but that has to catch himself because that is not something that OP does.

He is never real with people. He never admits to faults. For the last episode was a mess because, but it turned out great, but bullsh**. I love you guys, the lens was a mess. I put a turd down great. It can't be both It can't have all it can't have been a mess, but turned down great. That's not how this works

That's a very like a maddox thing to say it is Just that that feeling of like oh, I I can have enough self-awareness to know I did something bad But because my character is that I never do anything bad. I can't admit both the same time There are so many parallels between Opie and Maddox. They're the same fucking person. It's crazy. They're both on this crazy decline in their careers where they're falling off the adjoe of security and they're struggling so hard.

They're just trying to grasp it. Any fucking thing they can grab to pull those those back off and it's not working. The harder they throw. I think Opie has a lot more money than Maddox though and better connection. So he might be fine for a little longer. That's true. It's too bad medicine to win that $400 million lawsuit. He would have been all right. Yeah. And then he spent 30 grand on his website. What the fuck? I love it. Alright, so let's get back to episode 101. This is the one where we're going to go hang out with Carl Ruiz as he's working on his menu.

And before they do that, they go to a restaurant where they eat crab and you're going to hear a joke here. I don't know if it's a joke, but you're going to hear a joke and it's repeated multiple times throughout both of these episodes. Are we eating sushi if you're cooking for us at La Cabana? Well because Fred said to me, he says, listen, I love burgers like the next guy, but let's go eat some fucking crap. All right, so this guy Fred is the money behind the restaurant, so he's Carl Rees' boss, and Carl says, yeah, we're gonna be cooking and eating all day, but we wanted to come here first

because it has awesome sushi and crab. And we're gonna do that. And he's like, yeah, I mean, he'd this guy would rather be crab than burgers. That was the joke. Not 35 seconds later, he repeats this joke to Opie again. And he goes, uh, hey, listen, listen, kid.

I like him, burgers as much as the next fucking guy. But let's go eat some fucking king crab Only laughed at both times. I fucking checked out of the first clip halfway through it It was only 10 seconds long. Yep, and then he said it again He said it exactly the same way and reacted exactly the same way So then we're fast forward episode 102 were the reflecting back on episode 101 and talking about how much it sucked Fucking Carl can't stop himself. He tells the joke two more times doing a a nice lunch at Morimoto, so let me fill in here. Yeah, yeah, go so I tell my boss. I'm like listen

Come to the restaurant. I'm gonna start cooking. He goes What are you making? I Says making Cuban hamburgers. He goes you know, I am sit. Yeah, he goes you think I'm gonna fucking sit all day And he fucking hamburgers Follow me we're gonna get some king crab legs God, it's like is that crazy? It's like it's pretty awesome. No, it's. God, it's like, is that crazy? It's like, it's like he got enough validation from his own laughter at the joke before that

he thinks it's even funnier than it was. That would be a great stand-up routine. If you got up and just cracked yourself up over everything, no one else is laughing just you. And you're laughing hysterically. I think that might actually catch out. I'm going laughing just you and you're laughing hysterically. I think that might actually catch out. I'm gonna try that. OP is given one task.

OP says, Carl, what are you doing today? I gotta perfect my hamburger, man. We're opening the restaurant soon. Cool. I'm gonna come over and podcast. Carl says, fine. Can you grab some beer on your way? Right on.

Thanks for bringing the beer. Can I tell everybody what happened? What our phone call was like? Can I just run through it? Of course! Well, and I'll explain the beer there. So Joey, listen to this. What happened?

So, Opie calls me and goes, Hey man, you want to do a little pucks? And I said, yeah, yeah, no problem. But come by my restaurant. You got to try recipes. Big henlies here, everybody's here. He's like, all right. I was like, pick up a six pack of mickle-oat. Of Miller. You henlies here, everybody's here. He's like, all right, I think pick up

a six pack of Michelov, of Miller. You're like, I don't know. How am I gonna carry all that stuff? What? What? What? I'm like, you've got any fucking kiddo men. To be honest with you, I stopped in a three or four

bodegas and they didn't have Miller High Life. That's the truth. I sort of get you can have brought any beer. You know, Guy Rules. I swear to God though. Well, and a lot of the places I learn that they don't sell beer. I hope he's the worst. I mean, did you, bro, I think you understand this too. The guy goes grab a six pack of Miller on the way.

You could have showed up with a six pack of Bud. It's fine. Like, I didn't have Miller. Okay, whatever. Instead, I hope he goes, yeah, they didn't have the beer you wanted. So I didn't buy anything at all. I was like, what? Do you not understand? I'm not buried to Miller High Life.

I just wanted a six pack of beer. You mother fucker. I mean, surely he has a phone on him and he could text. Right. They don't have the Miller. Do you know what do you want instead? Yes, I had to get cool. I could have been a quick text they could have figured this out

So then when he gets caught by being a fucking idiot he goes well some of the places isn't even so beer You're in you're walking in manhand And you've all you've been to manhand before you know easy to bite beer there Or anywhere It's everywhere all the time Fucking hell. I love that. Opie's such a fucking idiot. I think this show, the Opie radio show,

is at a point where it's gonna go one way or another. Now that Carl's getting busy and he's got a full-time job with this restaurant, he's not gonna have as much time to hang out with his buddy, Opie. He's gonna have to be sober and working. He's gonna be on maybe three more episodes to hang out with his buddy, Opie. He's going to have to be sober and working. He's going to be on maybe three more episodes. Right.

I know how these things go. And Opie was already complaining on episode 102 that Karo wasn't helping him out and Vic Henley wasn't any good and his show sucked. So I have a feeling the show is going to suck really bad for the next. I think, you know what I think will happen? I think if this goes on for maybe two months going on his level of self-awareness,

he's gonna can and try to make a different show with somebody else. He's gonna try to find somebody who will be a permanent co-host with him, try to do a new show with that person, and that one will go for maybe a year and then end really badly. That's just my weird, overly thought out prediction.

That's good insight because you don't even have the background with OP. That's all he's ever done. He's last time to talent and then dragged them down. So that was basically, I do a lot of podcasts and I work with a lot of people online and I understand the way it is that like when you're caught when somebody who you've been kind of relying on gets too busy to do it anymore. It's just like if the show doesn't work without that person, you can't keep doing it. And no matter how dumb you are, how unself-aware you are, I think Opie knows that Karaweez is the main appeal of his show, especially if he does listen to W-A-T-P and you say it all

the fucking time. It's no secret. It's no secret. Yeah. Yeah. So like if he can't have him and like it's going to be in Carl's case, fucking dodging It's no secret. It's no secret. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, if he can't have him and like it's going to be, in Carl's case, fucking dodging a bullet because this is the easiest way to get out of doing the OP radio show.

It's just get too busy with something that you can easily justify. I'm sorry, man. I'm opening a restaurant. Like, what do you, what's OP gonna say to him? Like, he's not going to guilt him out of starting his new restaurant. You know, be even fucked. He'll be even complaints at one point because Carl is cooking these burgers and Opie's trying to do a show with them and he goes, man, I like fun Carl.

I don't like this guy who's working hard. I was like, yeah, what the fuck do you think this is? But again, it's like everyone's a character in his life. And they all need to, this is a funny clip where they're talking about when you're really good at something. And Karo, he says, Oh, it's like you with radio. But whenever you're good at something, you know, you become, you know, you fetishize it.

Like you with radio stuff, you know what I mean? Like you hear like other people doing radio, you're like, Oh, you suck. You know what I mean? Like you hear like other people doing radio like oh You suck You know what he means? So it's I think that's hilarious that Carl thinks Opie was ever good at radio. He was not but I loved that clip because this is staying on the board That's an awesome ISO Carousel you fucking nice Too nice. He's such a kiss ass.

I guess. But why? I mean, maybe he's just known him for a long time. He seems like the kind of guy who anybody who he knew for a long time, he would feel the need to be nice to, you know? Like, he strikes me as, I know how people from Rochester are.

They're very like close knit, a lot of big families, a lot of like long time connections, people know each other for a long time. Like, I think that's just his attitude. And we don't like outsiders. Say the fuck out of Rochester. Fuck off her full.

I don't want to hear the two more. No one wants to come to Rochester, okay? Your town fucking sucks. I've never met someone from another place. The only transplants we get to feel from Syracuse. They're like, oh shit, this is way better. I can't, well yeah, it's not good. It's way better.

I moved there because I met my current fiance on online and she lived there. So I moved out there to be with her and I was like, I'm getting you out of here as fast as possible. This place is a fucking mother fucker. This is why I don't win any podcasting awards in my local town by the way. I'm never nominated for like Best Podcasts at Rochester because of people like you coming out and shitting out of town. It snows for half the year and the air is so fucking polluted by the Kodak factory. It the town is gray and miserable. Nobody should live there. It's almost May and it was snowing all morning.

All morning. It's like 80 degrees here. Oh, yeah. Moving on. So this is again, Carlishe's kissing Opie's ass and telling him how famous he was. Listen to Opie's reaction to this.

This is cringey. I mean, but you were famous as fuck. Really famous. You were really, really famous. I mean, but you were famous as fuck really famous. You were really really famous Did you bro did you just hear that? Which part you were famous as fuck and hope he goes really famous Oh, that was him who said that yeah, yeah, listen to this again Carl says you were famous as fucking hope he goes really famous. Yeah. I mean, you are famous as fuck. Really famous. You are really, really famous.

Is that crazy? This is a guy, I mean, this has to end with a suicide because that's the only way this can end. I don't know. I don't know if he's the type of person who would kill himself. Like that's something that people have floated about Maddox for a long time. I don't think narcissists have that capacity. It's a good point. I think they'll just go on blaming the rest of the world forever. Did you bro? That's a very good point. This guy sees no fault in anything that he's doing. He thinks that everyone has done this to him and everything that happens in his life is because of other people not getting it. These fucking people just don't get it. Like, and I relate to both of these guys on some level because like, I've been in my own head like that before, but like, I've also been suicidal and it was always out of hating myself. It was always out of coming to the conclusion like, oh, I'm the problem here. If you never have that feeling, you won't become suicidal.

You'll always just think society's fucking you. You know, and that puts you in an underdog mentality. And even if you don't succeed, you can always fight if you're in an underdog mentality. Yeah, that's a good point. Now, and we've been speaking about this on a couple of episodes. I don't take this stuff lightly by any means.

I don't think that it's a good thing for anyone to off themselves. And unless your name is Vic Henley, so Vic Henley, this fucking guy. Yeah, he comes up with a real piece of shit. This fucking guy, I'm the podcast, another at the La Cubana, they're back in the kitchen, and this guy just starts singing.

And I don't know what compels him He is the least entertaining person out of podcasts I've ever heard and I listen to fucking pizza party Listen to the next singing right here. But she's a special niche, okay I got the best wife in the fucking world. She's a man woman. I am strong I am invincible. I am one more. I am invincible.

And then he does his patented laugh. Everyone was trying to talk through that. If you notice. That was him laughing at himself. Yeah, they were all trying to make him stop as hard as possible. Right. When someone starts singing and it's awkward, you just keep the conversation going

and they'll get the hint. Not vikingly. Vikingly is like, I'm still singing. Here's it. This great. Oh, it's a better tady guy to shady podcast like this is terrible. Stop it Oh, he can't fucking sing at all. No, no, it's not good. I was like, dog shit. Can we talk about these guys trolling me real quick? No, we're on this. I just gonna end up in the intro. Did you, did you, did you, bro? Tell me if I'm being a narcissist or if I'm crazy here,

but OP uses a word that Carl is like, oh, I know that my buddy, Carl on WTP is gonna hear this. So then he has to use a word immediately after, it doesn't even make sense in the conversation. But I'll be talking about his kids, and he says this. And then if I'm on the phone, would you like, is that Carl? They're kind of in crushy blue on you.

Crushy. Wait, so like, get older, I'm gonna teach you how to smoke cigarettes. There you go. Do you see what I mean? There's nothing that makes sense for him saying, I'm gonna teach your kids how to smoke cigarettes. But he heard Crushy Poo is like,

oh, I know Carl's listening to this. And he said, cigarettes. He knows what the fucking happens are. This motherfucker. All right. There's only one way I can deconstruct this because I don't know enough about Carl Ruiz.

Was he a radio personality before the OP radio show? No. He was a sh- Okay, so do you know if this is how, like did he talk like this early on or did he only start talking like this after you started making fun of it? I have no idea, but I think this all comes from the brother-wee's thing,

because brother-wee's would use all these cute words all the time and that's where OP got it from. And I think Carl's latching onto the thing that Opie does, where you say, Couseroo and whatever nonsense words that you wanna say. Yeah, so if that's the case, I don't think it's directly at you because I kinda suspected it might be

if it's something he didn't use to do. I mean, even if it's not directed at you, it could be that he picked up on it because of you making fun of it because he's definitely heard the show before. Yes, he's definitely on the show. Maybe he thought it was really fucking hilarious that OP says stuff like that. And now he's making fun of him without like in a way that OP would participate in. You know, that's that's very possible because I can't imagine the car we's is going through his

head is OP just says something ridiculous. I'm gonna say something ridiculous to And he must think it's entertaining. He must think it's funny From the tone of the way that Carl talks to OP I have no doubt that he is completely aware of how ridiculous OP is like I think he knows that OP is Is not good is generally shit the fact that he even was not really offended by your show. Yeah, that's true. He definitely... It's a good point.

If anyone were mean spirited about, it would be this show. And Carl's like, hey guys, keep doing what you're doing. That's all good. Right, and I mean, what skin does there off of Carl's bag if he does OP show, right? Like it's just OP shows up with a recorder and Carl just talks to him for a little while.

He probably talks to a lot of people. Yeah, he does this all day. I'm sure he does a whole hour with a guy every hour every day. You know? All right, so now the guy Joey gets it on the action as well. Now finally, Greg, let's do a little Spada Rooney. So Joey says, let's do a Spada Rooney

and I have a theory on this. Did you? That's definitely aimed at you. Yes. And I figured out why Carl and Joey keep doing these things is because they want airtime on a podcast people actually listen to. That's gotta be the reason. They go, I'm actually going to be heard by people.

I got to say this thing. So it's on W-A-T-P. Yeah. The more of their quotes end up in your O.P. the more people know about got to say this thing. So it's on W ATP. Yeah, the more of their quotes and up in your O P, the more people know about O P radio. All right. The last day I'm going to play from this O P show. And this is just completely aside from everything else we've been talking about. O P's having a conversation about moving out of Manhattan. And a lot of times when you have a young family in New York City, I've had a lot of friends who've

done this. You live in Manhattan, you have kids, you move out. You wanna get to a suburb, you wanna have a lawn. That's where the entire population of my city, Virginia Beach, comes from. It's all people who've moved out of New York. Right. So, Obey explains that he would like to move out and have a house and a lawn and all that kind of stuff,

but he waited too long. But I made the mistake my kids got too old. They got their own crews now. They got their own friends. So I think I'm stuck. You're gonna be stuck in the city? Well, I was thinking maybe I could still squeeze them out into the city, but everyone's like,

oh, yeah, no, man, the cutoff was six years old. After six, you just can't do that to your kids. They got their friends. They're not gonna understand going somewhere brand new. I'll say right now, as somebody whose parents moved them around and who knows people like that, yeah, that is a good rule. Don't move them around after six.

It talks with them. Are you serious? I don't know the exact opposite direction. I'm six years old, I don't know, I'm not friends with anybody now, that I was friends with, that I was six. It's not about me, friends with. It's that, it makes new friends. It's not about me, your friends. It's that, you make new friends.

It's my family moved constantly. The problem is I never learned how to talk to anyone. Like, I never learned how to make friends. Did you, bro? Because I never learned what was normal because I was moving all the time. Did you grow up? What was normal is different, everyone.

You're a famous YouTuber. You obviously know how to talk. I'm not bugging this argument. I am now, like, all of my skills came from this desperation a famous YouTuber. You obviously know how to talk. I'm not buying this argument. I am now like all of my skills came from this desperation to have anyone pay attention to me and no friends all up through all of school all the way up through high school. My whole YouTube career started after that out of me trying to like getting so desperate to explain myself to anybody that I started doing it in videos. Like moving a lot, fucked with me a lot as a kid

in a way that I don't think my parents could have possibly predicted. I think this is insane. I think living in Manhattan as a six-year-old is more detrimental to people. Well, sure. I mean, Manhattan's shitty place to live. It is.

But if his kids are older now, they probably are used, like they've already grown up. There's nothing you can do at that point. Like they, their understanding of what is life is Manhattan. You know, so if you take them somewhere different, it might be better in some way, but they won't understand it. They'll just see it as you took me away from my friends,

my click, I fucking hate you, you know. Even if they never talk to any of those people again, they will feel that at that age. I never thought in a million years, this is the conversation that you would have be having on the show today. It's a hot topic for me, because for instance, my fiance,

she grew up in Pennsylvania up until she was like nine. Her parents dropped everything and moved her to Rochester and like every problem in her life came post that move. Hold on, hold on, time out, time out, I guess stop you right there. That's the problem in her to Rochester. Oh, please, Rich, he's not gonna move to Rochester, he's gonna move to a nice area. Well, sure, I hope he would move down somewhere like Virginia Beach, but yeah, I just don't think his kids would take it right.

I don't know how old they are, especially if they're teenagers, don't want to fucking move teenagers they're their children their little kids like eight or nine I do I don't fucking one of my opi stalker I don't know I think this idea is I don't know I've already lost interest in it that's fine I'm sorry you You're right. Oak is right. Why did I end the Oopie segment? I was such a fucking lol. I should have built up to the crab joke. That would've been the way to do it. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, we have something else. I'm sorry. We have to another thing. Hindsight is 2020. Of course we have something else. We have everybody's favorite part of the show. Vote Jesus. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. The teaser. everybody's favorite part of the show. Vote team. Vote team.

Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team.

All right, so this is gonna be a little bit of a different type of teaser. Not last week, I played the schmucks, and then we didn't do that on this week's show, because we're gonna do it in a future show with my boy, Kaya. So with that said, I'm not gonna play a clip. I don't even know what show we're gonna do it in a future show with my boy, Kaya. So with that said, I'm not gonna play a clip. I don't even know what show we're gonna do next weekend yet.

But I do want to tease. I'm very excited. We're gonna have Dave Landau as the co-host on the show next week. Dave Landau from the Anthony Cumia show will be on the show and hopefully he doesn't pull a Chrissy mayor on me and drop out because there's too much fucking work. By the way Chrissy admitted on Lewis's show that she lied about her bridal shower and the fire. I knew she was lying News she was fucking lying. I knew that it's you. They said hey, you gotta listen to this podcast like oh, I gotta do work for this fuck that That's exactly what I was it's the you know, it's the wage gap

for this fuck that that's exactly what it was. It's the you know, it's the wage gap. Wage gap. Yeah. I never listened to the show. Yeah. In the K. Yeah, obviously. She's like, oh, my fan told me I should go on your show. Can I come on your show? Yeah.

I'll have you on the show. We're going to we're going to talk about Lewis, Jay Gomez. All right. Yeah, I actually don't want to do that. Never mind. I know. I know. But we'll be talking about her and Lewis and Zac and Miko and the rest of the gang

when we Get on the show next weekend and I have a big weekend. It's a big week after Whtp Because I believe there will be another dick show appearance Hey, yeah, which I always excited about so next weekend will be big I'm just not sure what podcast we're gonna to review yet. Did you, bro? I want to extend my gratitude for you coming on the show. You did a ton of prep work. You came prepared shot of the cannon today. You had a pee a bunch of times, but I can't let that slide. Is there anything? Is there anything that you would like to plug procrastinators or anything else you want to plug? Yeah, I mean

The procrastinators is a podcast. I'm a part of it's nine really funny guys Honestly, if you try to get into the show you might want to start from the beginning because it's very inside Jokey it's borderline incomprehensible, okay, so but you know, I, I'm DigiBrow on YouTube. I mostly talk about anime. I do hundreds of vlogs. I have over 3,000 videos. There's a playlist with all of them. So, you know, if you want to go down my rabbit hole, it goes forever. I'm mostly known for doing shit like this, for shitting on things that are bad, or just analyzing things in general. But more importantly, I want to talk about fucking butthole weave. Oh yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, I'll to talk about fucking butthole weeb. Oh yeah.

Well, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, that could be a second half of a show thing. All right, all right, all right. It could be a full spell to get to, we have reviews to read. So what's the way I've got the show and then we'll get into all that stuff?

Just generally, if you want to hear more of my voice, every YouTube video featuring DigiBro, it's a playlist on YouTube, it has everything. You can literally hear about, I think we're up to three months worth of my voice. That's on YouTube. Wow. And, because I do the,

currently I do these things. I have a Patreon and if you pay me $15, I've rant about whatever you want and I do about 95 of them a month. Wow. Yeah, it's a lot. That's awesome. And Digi Bro is up to like 400,000 subscribers.

If you're in the anime world, you know Digi Bro. So, talk about. If you're in the anime world, you might hate Digi Bro. Probably. I just said, no. I didn't want to go there. So, buddy, thank you so much for coming on.

And with that, I will tell you, please tune in to WADP next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Breakout show. He's talking about this.

You fucking know all about this shit. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. You show. Good job everybody. Good job everyone. You're not carrot man. Fuck you. Get the shit and get the fuck. This doesn't make any sense, Rick.

JOOOOOO! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This dude is fucking corn. Fucking f**k. I You know who are these podcasts? I don't know I don't get it. I don't get it. It's no sense. No sense I routinely have all of your theme songs and clips in my head at all times. I love it That's the amount of of time I spent walking around my house. Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P. I love some hours. Golden pipes. I should re-record that song with you as the lead singer on it.

Oh, yeah, do you think I'm better? I think so. I'm light-py. I did appreciate you singing that on your video. Oh, yeah, I forgot I did that. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, man, we gotta talk about fucking Butthole Weeb. Let's talk about it.

Because Butthole Weeb is also a very small time anime YouTuber called Landoname. And he talks to my fiance on Discord all the time and he's trying to hire her to edit for him, like to edit his anime videos. And I just wanna explain to him the butthole wheat thing, because I know you're too good to do it, but I just, all right, landed. I think he gets it.

Whole wheat, bread, butthole wheat. No, I don't think he gets it. Whole wheat, bread, but whole wheat. No, I don't think he gets it. So it's like whole wheat. Jesus fucking Christ. That's so funny. So you seem like you're not a fan of but whole wheat, is this true? I mean, he's, you know, he's a goofy meme character online. I'm fine with him.

I like him as a guy on your show. I like him as a guy on your show. I like him as a guy on my show because he gets all the great boys to talk about us. Yeah. That's my favorite part about it. He's definitely one of the, there's a certain type of person, I've run into them a lot online of like, people who kind of do something sort of creative,

but they more want to be a part of other people's shit. And guys like that, they're usually a part of a lot of different shows. Like they're a caller into everything. You know, anything they listen to, they call into, he's that kind of guy. I believe that I was on the show with Dick or Dick was at my show and we were playing Butthole Weeb. And he's like, Oh, yeah, I know this guy. He's like, this is a lot of collars in a Dick's show who know about, because I've been talking about Dick for years. So like a lot of my fan base follows Dick

and I hear a lot of them, like the names he reads off will be like, oh, that's one of my guys, you know. Oh, cool. What's not to love about Dick Master, so am I right? Oh, he's fantastic. There was, I mentioned earlier that you wanted to do this Rebel Taxi Pizza Party podcast, and I got this email out of the blue.

I don't know if this is a random thing or if they knew about something, but this guy Daniel wrote in and said, hey, would you do this show and I run him back? I said, dude, we're actually, it's crazy. We're actually doing that, even though that's not what I T. We're doing that this weekend. So Daniel went ahead and took the email that I sent him

and posted it in our subreddit. Which I was like, what the fuck, dude? It is weird that he took that email, but I actually went in the subreddit to see if you would have announced that you were changing the show. Just because I was curious if anybody knew. I didn't. But I was like, that's some Julian Assange shit.

Like you're stealing people. This is a personal phrase. That's an English. And low and behold, the FBI called into our voice mail. I had, oh my god. Well, this is Steve from the federal bureau of investigation calling for Carl. We have reliable information stating

that a known WikiLeaks informant known as Daniel is in contact with you. It's a completely voluntary, but we ask that you provide us with all information you have related to this informant, including phone number, physical address, workplace and email address, so that we may get into contact with them. We've also been notified that you have been in regular contact with two registered sex offenders known as Boomer Guy and Bust Hole Weed.

Please provide us a phone number, email address, physical address, and workplace associated with the two individuals, though I'm very doubtful that you have any information relating to workplace for either of those two people. Thank you. And I have to tell for either of those people. Thank you. And I have to tell you, I am not a narc. One thing I do not do is narc, I feel,

but when the FBI calls me, I'm fucking, I'm sure it's like a bird baby. I'm giving out phone numbers, home addresses, email threads. So sorry about that boomer guy, you're going down.. I definitely sounded like the FBI. It was definitely the FBI. This is the FBI and this is how we talk. I like this voicemail that I got. It's just about us getting death threats. Yeah, death threats. Sorry. Maybe I should tell my buddy the FBI about that. Sorry Maybe I should tell my buddy the FBI about that. Yeah, that threat. Sorry. What did he make one like?

Why is he apologizing for it? I'm not really sure there's not a lot of context there It's hard to tell Didgy bro, I have a new color to the show Who is an opi listener? Listen to the opi show. show. Is it real? I don't know, but he says he's finally tapping out. So let's hear this. All right, so I lasted 100 episodes with the O.B. radio podcast. Well, technically 99.

I didn't care about Jim Brewer. I unsubscribed But I would like to say this a Lot of the opio radio podcasts fans are mentally Let's say retarded He's one of them. Yeah, press a company included. Yeah, he was able to say this is about the speed I expected Opie listener to talk Thanks buddy you Rochester piece of track. Oh geez. It's a theme to my whole weave

We had your funny and boomer guy. I don't know what your fucking deal is, but you know, you're kind of boring I'm pausing this real quick. I just want to say, you don't have to address the other collars when you call it. I just want to say that this collar is cool. That collar not so much. Like not the co-host of the show, but the other collar.

Right. The collar's all talking about the other collars. Anyway, keep it this coming. It's like Boomerick, I was freaking out on his last call like he was really tweaking. Yes, over being imitated that was like. Well, bro, calm the fuck down. Oh, dude. Let me finish this cob and we can address that.

Sorry. No, I'm fucking. I don't really give a shit. I honestly never make it past to the voice mail line. So great. give a shit. I honestly never make it past to the voice mail line. So, if I hear myself, I just want to say to myself, hey, don't put too much sriracha on the rice, okay? You're going to regret later and it's going to suck and I'm talking to you right now future me seriously. It's gonna burn and you know it's gonna burn and you're gonna be like I regret doing it and you're gonna be like I'm never gonna

do it again but you are just you learned your lesson. Fuck off. Sometimes people ask Siri to give them a reminder. Now apparently our voicemail is how people give themselves a reminder. Hey, when I hear this back later on the show, just reminding myself to watch my underpants because that's starting to pile up. I think he was trying to imply that it burned coming out. Yeah, but he was like, he didn't know how to say it in a funny enough way without just saying it.

Oh, we've all put too much sarachad rice. We, I know. I understand. This next color is C.J. in Los Angeles. And he has not a fan of Hollywood handbook. I have to agree with this guy. Okay. I know. I now sound like a stalker, but this is C. Jane lock Angeles and I just want to say That I fucking hate Hollywood handbook, okay? So you show yes into them

It gave me Vindication and how much I hate that and that be validation Vindication They are a vacation works does it fucking hacks oh it's supposed to suck it's supposed to not be funny it's no yeah I hate that shit the only reason I still listen to this fucking show is because you make me laugh okay some episodes I'm not gonna lie are hard to get through.

Alright. I'm gonna make fun of, like straight up. You can't just leave a couple of them as a couple. You can't just leave a couple of them. Oh, and what is it with the rush? I don't think you're old enough to be a boomer. It's a fuse. Boomers are retarded.

Anyways, whoever your co-host is this week, I just want to say, suck Carl's cock. Yes, did you, bro. Tell him he's awesome. Yep. I think I've done enough of that before I even came on the show. Anyway, thank you, fuck you. Goodbye. All right. I mean, if you want my real review of this podcast, I would give it a strong 7 out of 10. Okay. I, and I don't really listen to any podcasts like other than Dick show and this. Yeah. But what I, what I like about this podcast is that it's just, it's like just engaging

enough to have on in the background without feeling like I'm listening to you. Like, it's more engaging than Joe Rogan. So, you know, you're, you're, you're last all. You're just on done everything that you did. Well, I like, I listen to, like, I'm literally have been marathoning it nonstop. It is very repetitive, though, but that's kind of the nature of the program is like most podcasts are bad in the same kind of way. Unfortunately, yeah, I know. I'm trying to find new ways for podcasts to suck, but I'm also a big fan of a meta. So for me, I might be one of the few listeners who's like the podcast really begins the 45 minute mark, you know, when we get into the OP and all the drama and all the bullshit.

I love that kind of stuff. Good. Yeah, well, unfortunately, there's a lot of people ask me to just put a timestamp in for the OP. They don't give a shit about anything, they said we're gonna be talking about OP. It's like, well, that's not really the point of me doing OP. I went over. So it's funny you give me a 7 out of 10 because there was a

recent review on our iTunes page from Mary me Andy and it says nine out of 10 not enough Andy Bradley called into our voice mail line. He wants us to review a podcast Hey, Carl. This is your boy Bradley again. Uh, I couldn't help have noticed that last week, teaser wasn't a podcast, but outside, like I recommended last week. It wasn't. Uh, so I was pretty pissed off to hear that because I really want to guys to review that show because I think it'd be a funny episode. But apparently you don't think that's the case. We'll get to

it. I don't know what I like. Am I supposed to threaten to rape your girlfriend or some shit? Because you guys reviewed Whatever clock this was this week Because that guy did that. Yeah, the thing by the famous comedian that you already knew about you don't have to like review it It's a little different. Put it in the teaser for next week just to make me think that you're gonna do it And then just review a totally different show. Oh, that's a good idea. Let me do a joke for one person But let me just come up with this elaborate scheme so that one person gets the joke. That's really smart Bradley That's why you don't have a podcast. Bye

That's not a good idea All right, let's get back to our buddy C. J. from LA as Add of the Gain. I don't know who you have co-hosts to meet. Honestly, the co-host don't really matter. It's Carl who's star is. That's true, that. Even though he was too fucking lazy to do a fucking show after he played a gig. Oh, I said a gig! I wouldn't be a rock-and-roll superstar, but I don't want to live in a lifestyle.

Anyway, I digress. So, I can't be nice to be the Boomer guy. Fuck you Boomer guy, your material sucks, you're stale! And if you really want to call somebody a Boomer guy, why don't you call O.B. They're O.B. Radio point cast. Why don't you call them up because OP is his old fucking boomer. That's a good point.

Boomer guy should call the OP show. That would be a good place for him to go. Does OP take voicemails that aren't just sucking his dick? No. They would never play a Boomer guy voicemail. Never in a million years. So Boomer. I don't think they'd appreciate the humor.

It's a Boomer guy left me about, I don't think they'd appreciate the humor It's a boover guy love me about I don't know 20 voicemails he came to the same Conclusion that we all did that it's time to give it a rest for a little bit. So boomer guy. We love you but It's got a little stale I have one more voicemail play it just came in this morning Someone who heard the real ass podcast talking about us and is taking sides. Fuck call, real ass podcast rules.

Okay. Okay. I love that. Real ass podcast rules. It's not so sincere. It did. I think it was legit. Like this war.

You were in that hard on it. You were mostly hard on the guests. You seem to like Louis J. Gomez. This was addressed. Yes. This is something, just to touch on a little bit. Cause first of all, thank you so much for introducing me to Alex Jones.

Oh, I know about him, but oh my God, the podcast with fucking with what's this Joe Rogan was incredible. Dude, I'm so glad you said that I've had multiple people tell me I never wanted to listen to Alex Jones, but I listen to it based on your recommendation. I'm so glad I did. That was five hours that I wish was 10. It was amazing. Oh yeah. And I want to talk about how something I learned from that is if you pay attention to the way Alex Jones talks, you can kind of decode the level of self-awareness he has. Because when he talks about something that is absolutely true, he will tell you, go

look it up. If he says that something is in the mainstream texts, he means, yeah, you can find this info. If he says it's in more esoteric texts, what he means is this might be bullshit, but there's a lot of people who have said it. If he says this has been declassified, he means I read it in the national inquiry. It's probably not true at all. And you can apply a similar kind of logic to WATP. The concept of this show is that it's a roast.

You are going to shit on the podcast. But if you say things like, I like this guy, and I think this show could be good, what you mean is, it's not a bad show. Like, we're deliberately finding the negatives because that is the conceit of this. But I'm not saying that the show is completely worthless so that it couldn't be good with a few minor tweaks.

Maybe Louis J. Gomez's show is good when he doesn't have that really boring guy on. You know, so I think you were overall positive about that show in the way that I read your show. To be honest, I was way too nice. Looking back at it, Louis J. Gomez is a funny comedian, and I said that, but his podcast sucks balls.

And I should have said that more. I mean, it can't help but suck balls when he has nobody on there was funny at all. Yeah. Like, I don't know, that's an excuse. Here's, I mean, it's his show. He can, he can make it good or bad. He's got, he should be more self-aware

about the fact that the people he has on our shit, for sure. Well, I'm glad you brought this up, because I actually wanted to address this, and I didn't get a chance to do it until now. I really, I'm hard on myself for the last week's episode. I thought, don't get a great job. Doug brought a lot of prep with him. He had great points.

I didn't have a strong angle. I didn't know what I was talking about, and I didn't think it was the best review of a podcast. Part of it was that I was a little hungover, and I slept in, and I shouldn't have done that. But part of it too is, I knew Lewis was listening, and that was in the back of my head, and it shouldn't have been. I never should be considering,

oh, the person who I'm ripping out will be listening to this later who gives a shit So I fucked up and I want to address that Right now is gonna rape your girlfriend. Oh, that's how to come as hard as possible. Oh, no, dude I saw like Opie last week show was a mess man. I mean it was great It turned out great, but it was a mess. Oh, fuck. What am I doing? You're doing it. I'll take this on. I'm toast.

I enjoyed the previous episode, but I definitely felt that the, I simultaneously felt that the show was worse than you were saying, but I also did agree that I thought it could be, like I thought the whole gonna rape your girlfriend thing was fucking hilarious. It was great. Yeah, that was awesome. That was really fucking funny and it's obvious that hilarious. It was great. Yeah, that was really fucking funny And it's obvious that if the show was always like that it would be a funny show But what we actually got was a miserable pilot guard No, you're right the fact that they called my hotline live on their show and said if you don't fucking review my show

We're gonna dox you and rape your girlfriend the guy goes I think it's illegal to threaten someone like that And he goes it was so funny his Lewis goes well, legal for joking. I'm not fucking joking. That's great. That's really funny. That was that bit was hilarious. That was the whole show needs to be that. Yeah. Lewis, if you I mean, I don't know if you're continuing to listen after this point, but uh, fix your fucking show, dude. You are way too good for that. If Lewis, if Lewis is still listening to WTP, he's certainly not listening to the half hours and what we're doing the voicemail segment, I can guarantee you that. I want to talk about some recent reviews that have come in on our iTunes page

because they're hilarious. This one is from Get your sperm on April 17th. Yikes! Not sure the point of this except spreading petty negativity into the world and offering subjective opinions from wounded egos. Also hilarious, this pod itself is rated poorly. That's a one-star review. Yeah, no shit. It's because of humorless fucks like you. I know. It's self-fulfilling right there. They gave me one star and said, wow, this show is rated poorly. Yeah, that's all that works. The next one is dripping with insecurity from Professor Poppin Lockhart.

And this person says, all of these nobody's do is criticize pods that are actually well liked and widely applauded. Unlike their three star piece of trash pod, cool idea, get some talent, and some GD self-esteem, then get back to us. Where did this all come from? We don't have any self-esteem, we've wounded egos, I'm confused by all of this. I wanted to, every time somebody has that like, oh well, it's a well beloved podcast, I just want to be like, so are you trying to tell me that everything that a lot of people like is automatically good?

Because I think you could just go down a line of questioning where they will start to disagree with you almost immediately. Katie Perry. I mean, conversation over. I just want the argument. I want to say Donald Trump. Donald Trump. Donald Trump. You know, I'm not stating an opinion on him, but like the man won. He has the majority votes.

Are you saying you think Donald Trump is good? I suspect they're not. Well, did you bro, what happened was there was a Russian conspiracy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can look this up. Forget it. You can look this up.

It's a well documented declassified at this point. By the way, that dripping with insecurity was I once started review. All right, this next one says, so anyone who's drunk and high on cocaine can do podcasts now, question mark? And the review is, good thing this is just a podcast. And we don't have to actually see the host

make bubbles with his mouth when he talks. How could anyone make a podcast without pronouncing their L's? That is a five star review. That's from Captain Redcock. Yeah, I like that one. That's exactly perfect review. Fuck off.

This one came in from Mookie Blalock on April 12th. I'd rather clean out my ears with razor blades than listen to this podcast. And is a five-star review. Oh, Carl, I want you to say something for me. Yeah. Well, you'd say I made a calendar so I can balance my talents. I made a calendar so I can balance my talents.

It's not a stick with you, but the Rochester accent is that AL L sound. Yeah, you say balance Balanced balance talents. I do that to my fiance all the time. It's yeah I have a thing with like candy. It's candy. I'm like candy I had that weird Rochester thing. It's annoying. I hate it. Yeah, it's just like a snarl on the a it's odd No one has ever told me I had an accent until I started doing a podcast. Until I had an accent. Right, I know it sucks, it's annoying.

This next one is from April 12th and it says, Embarrassing. This is a show hosted by what appears to be a late 40s alcoholic who wants to be on the radio so bad and his butter that people younger and more successful than him make shows that people actually listen to. The host Carl with the sea and whatever other out of touch boomers, he can convince that week spend 30 minutes reviewing a popular podcast before spending 60 minutes complaining about OP for ONA every episode. Bad show would not recommend that as a five star review. And that one had me giggling quite a bit this morning when I was reading through this.

And you owe me five stars because he knows too much. Well, okay, that's a good point. When he says bad show would not recommend it. That's like really doubling down on it. Yeah, it's funny. Nobody, nobody who honestly like leaves us one star reviews makes it to the fucking OP segment. That's true, that's a good point. The next one is Carl, is the subject line from Teppo6688 on April 7th. I just hate you so much, Carl.

You make me listen to so much garbage, you're a bad person. And that is a five star review. So those are the recent reviews that have come through. Some good, some bad. What guy said, we're up to 451, one-star reviews. They just, there's been a couple episodes where I felt that way, but now that I've made you listen to the Pizza Party podcast, I feel like I've got my vengeance.

I'm pretty pissed at you, man. I don't get that joke at all. What does that mean? Goddamn it it man. If I never knew about a guy named Pan Pizza, it would be fine. Who names themselves that? Pan Pizza. I never knew it to know that there was a Pan Pizza on YouTube. Fuck. And that he's like a weird furry who wants to fuck got girls, I guess, who has like a fan art of him fucking goth robots of his guests. Oh, is that a real thing? I mean, I think I think

so. Yeah. I get the impression. I didn't do as much research as I usually do. The personalities of this podcast. I don't blame you. I mean, I clicked on all their Twitter's in the description and every single one of them made me go, oh, the typical, typically I spend a lot of time digging in, trying to find some tidbits to things to talk about. I just didn't care.

These people were so uninteresting to me. I was just surprised that you wanted to listen to the show. I was like, what is it? I mean, I only did for the meme. Like, again, the only episode I'd ever heard was the one I was on. But this one was almost exactly like it. So I think this is basically what the show is. Okay.

All right, well, uh, did you, bro, I want to thank you again for coming on the show. And I'm going to try a new out shows to decide this to be a cc hotline i got emergency i heard really bad podcast i need a report in okay really heard by cp's i i reported all of the reddit and i think in the fronth both oh no I think in the frothfuls, oh no!