Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep152 - Chrissie Mayr

Episode Date: May 5, 2019

This week we have a very exciting episode that totally is not filler at all. Why would you say that?  Dave Landau is mentioned. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show. We talk about Luis J. Gomez, Opie, Kaya from the Official Podcast, and someone else. Wait, I'm forgetting the other topic of conversation. Oh right, Chrissie Mayr. She's the "comedian" who was going to cohost but then bailed and lied about a scheduling conflict. Kisses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P! Hello, back slappers and customers, we're going to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that's ever even heard of Chrissy Mayer. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week from the Anthony Kumia show, it's Jen from the Jingle department. It is a pleasure to be here. Yeah. Listen, I'm just happy to be on the sea list. I am very happy you could fill it at the last minute. We got a note yesterday from Dave Landau. He apologizes up and down. A gig came up because the comedian dropped off

and he had to get on it. So unfortunately he had a postpone. His appearance on WATP were after reschedule that. And I need to learn to stop teasing the guests that we're gonna have on this show. He takes it every time. And I don't know why he would take a pain gig instead of doing this.

Oh, please go to one of these.com to get our email address, voicemail number, link to our sub write it, link to our merchandise, which by the way, we just have the original logo merch up there right now, but there's a lot of different types of shirts and sweatshirts and mugs and things. So sweet little mugs.

So check that out. Also, we encourage our listeners to go say five star review and iTunes and shittle over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a person named Chrissy Mayer. Let's get into it. Jen, the real-ass podcast asked us to review their show and Doug and I did.

Yes. It was supposed to be Chrissy and I. Right. So then Chrissy didn't do our show and instead, when I'll Lewis's show, when they talked about us. Yes. Which is nuts. I mean it's crazy to do that to a podcast that she should know is going to tear her apart for doing that. Right. I don't think she made a great decision. But before we do that, let's talk about Lewis's reaction because I actually

posted the video up on our sub-ride it. It's like a 23 minute long video of their reaction to our review. And it was great. Lewis admits that it's not the best show all the time. It's not always that funny. I mean, I do. Look, it's not very good, like, per minute, like if you were to break down how funny or how good it is But when you consider half hour I do Well Right Because we great together

Stinks doggy my jokes were all Shane, every joke I do is great. Well, it's early. It's early. This show is early. I do three shows per week. I do three shows per week. Now and a half to two hours per show. That's incredible. It's a lot. So when you consider the amount of laughs in that time, it's probably only the same amount of one hour of come town. But I love Lewis.

So we pretty much shit on his guests. Doug and I were like, Lewis is great. His guests are terrible. And this is Lewis admitting that that is true. So here's a thing. Let's pull up some of these clips. Because the episode they reviewed, we had Graham Kay and Caitlin Rupert on the show.

Correct? Listen, look, good to start with. Look, it wasn't one of our best episodes, but I understand that our worst episode is probably better than 99% of the podcast that are out there. Hell yeah. That's awesome because, like, it wasn't our best episode, but even our shitty episodes

are still really good. Silence. Silence. Four beats, five beats. Fuck yeah dude. Whoops. I love his confidence. Yeah, this is great.

He talks about how because Doug and I really zoomed in on how much Graham K socks and podcasting And this is him you can't help but you can't help it. It's it was noticeably terrible. Yeah, so this is Lewis agreeing with us again. Let me let's talk about this for a second. All right, so you know, they're right Gramps, thanks. I'll give them that. I'll give them that, you know.

This is maybe the worst podcast war in the history of podcast wars. It started off as like, there's gonna be doxing and raping. And now we're like, you know what's like to put your show, Lewis, is this thing, he's like, yeah, you're right. You guys are funny.

That's cool. It's getting vicious now. We're all friends. Doesn't look any sense. At one point, Lewis is like yeah you're right you guys are funny that's cool it's getting vicious now we're all friends it's like a few cents at one point Lewis is actually on our side other guess you're fucking joining these guys and shit on your guest right now no look when they make points Shane I'm gonna fucking asshole phony I'm not gonna see her when somebody makes a good point and not I'm gonna just fight him for the sake of fighting them what do they say about me go I like by the way I should mention I like Louis J. Gomez. I like his comedy. I have a fan of his.

I've got a note here and my note is this is what happened. It happens when a funny guy surrounds himself by people have no interest in entertaining others. That's guys are making some fucking points. Yeah. I like what they're saying. Oh, time out.

Time out one second. That made a lot of sense. So. That is really meta. Yeah, so this is going to get a little bit weird. But we're going to listen to Lewis, listening to us, listening to Lewis. I know.

Does that make sense? Yeah, my mind's blown. Before we do that, I just want to play this cup about how much Lewis loves us. So I like, look, here's the thing. Can much Lewis loves us. So I like what here's a thing Can I be honest with you? I like what these guys do To quality show what am I supposed to do? It's a quality show and they have good ideas Are you gonna add that to the beginning? I should I mean it's dripping with sarcasm, but I'll take it

Imagine having to listen to them listening to my podcast. Good Lord. This is like fucking, this would literally be hell for some people. Yes. I would agree with that. All right. So if anyone's watched this video, if you haven't, you need to,

because the visual is great. Lewis says, all right, I threatened to dox you and rape your girlfriend. You went ahead and reviewed my show, but you didn't come at me hard enough, which we didn't. We were way too nice to lose. You were pretty nice. It was ridiculous. In the scheme of things, you were too nice.

Yeah, we're never that nice to people. And Lewis wasn't even that funny. So I don't even know why we're that nice. Well, you can't start throwing in jabs now. Well, I can't because this is a fucking amazing response. Lewis does dox me and rate my girlfriend. He does. It's pretty impressive.

So this is him talking about raping my girlfriend. You think I'm not going to follow through my threats? Okay, this is Carl's girlfriend. Okay, her name is Christina. She's tight as shit. Don't ask me how I know. Okay, tight as fuck. Okay. And for now, what we I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what. Oh, sorry. Hey, hey, because your boyfriend couldn't have some fucking balls, you're gonna actually get a lot of balls today, right? Harring, go take her on the bathroom right now and fucking rape her. Go take her on the bathroom right now, right now, Harring, then aggressively. I don't want you to do it nice. I wanted to feel it. Thank you.

And when you're done raping, she needs more water. And when it's my turn, let me know. Oh, Chrissy, you're good at rape her as well. Yeah, I'll be nice though. All right, so that's our friend Chrissy mayor with that dynamite drop it right there it was my turn let me know Your face when you do that is it's spot-on Chrissy mayor I know you thought she was here for a second there. He loves Doug Lewis is a huge

Doug from the Who's Right Podcast fan. Okay, and this is proof of that. Okay, and I like Doug Doug a lot of people told me a lot of people like dude Doug is the fucking least interesting broadcasts are on the planet. That's what people said to me and I was like that's impossible I don't believe that so I went and listened to it. I was like no this guy is fucking fire dude It's the best way to insult someone. Everyone say this thing, I don't agree with it at all. But this is what they're saying. So then Lewis does go ahead and dox me.

And I'm hesitant to even play this on the show, but it's already out there now. Well, the other thing is we said, what do we say, we were going to dox Carl as well, right? Yeah, I have his address and the phone number and everything. And it's a full name. Okay. So first of all, what is his full name? Carl Weathers, Fampton, 198 bread, burn avenue Rochester, New York 14607, phone number 585,

6,000, who's going to go to Rochester? 1388, guys, this is all of his real information every bit of it. If you couldn't tell, that's that idiot Chris, right, Gainster. I can't get a rat catch there. It's pretty spot on with it, I gotta say. Yeah.

Rodgers bring in a lot of shit this week. Last weekend was nuts. Everyone was shooting on Rochester between Digi Bro and the voicemails we were getting. Everyone's shooting on Rochester and then the Simpsons is shooting at a Rochester. Well, I'll tell you something. It's albami 59 degrees out there today. Right. And some hazy sunshine. So I don't know what they're talking about.

I don't know what they're talking about. It's another beautiful day in May. All right, so they not only docks me, they get onto Google Earth and they zoom in on my house from an aerial viewpoint. Scary. I know, which is crazy. But even worse, somehow, they're able to see into the window and see what's going on. Go to Google Earth, pull up an aerial view, because I want to show his actual home to the fans of this show.

Well, that's not very good. Go and close your Shannon. He seems to be salty. He seems to be salty. Just get in there. I want you to zoom in his actual house, okay, Shannon. I was gonna find the exact exact task. Please for the love of God. There it is. There it is. Right now get it really close. Go really. I want to see him. All right. Go into it. Go in there. Get in there. Shannon. There. Oh, what is he? Is that Carl? What is he doing?

Oh my God. What the hell is this? What is this? This is Carl from the Oh my god, what the hell is this? What is this? This is Carl from the core of these podcasts. I don't know. He's got a dog. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I don't mind. I love his podcasting and I love his opinions But actually doxing a goat Apparently they caught me on video. Oh fucking a goat. I mean pretty embarrassing my face is right over here guys It's not that tough to find video of that honestly. Well, once you've doxed me, then yeah, I mean,

kind of opened it all up right from there. Yeah, yuck. The one thing they didn't address, so they played the fact that we said we like Lewis. And they played the fact that we thought the Caitlin sucked and we thought Graham was fucking terrible. They didn't address what we said about Zach Amico. They didn't talk about that at all.

And I think Zach's feelings were hurt. While they probably were. I think they were because he says this early on in the show when they're talking about WATP. There's this podcast who are these podcasts and they review other people's podcasts, okay? And they're... Because when you're really good at something instead of creating your own content, you judge what other people do. Oh, that's the latest thing.

I get that from so many losers. Like, everyone has a podcast and all these loser podcasts I think they're doing something special. Oh, you have original content that's boring as shit? Good for you. That's very impressive. There's only 500,000 podcasts exactly like yours. That's amazing.

Good job, Zach. I just think it's funny that they care so much. I think it's funny too. I think it's funny that this whole thing was going to be starting a podcast or and all we're doing is talking about how awesome we are with one exception, Chrissy Mayor, who was supposed to come in our show and I want to point this out. Jen, this is important. I'm listening. She reached out to us. I don't know the fuck Chrissy Mayor is. She reached out to us and said, Hey, I wanted to do your show. Great, let's book it.

We booked it, we're prepping for it. We got it all lined up. And then she bails. And I want to talk about, I mentioned I thought she was lying that she had a bridal shower to go to. Oh yeah. They talk about this on Lewis' show.

So, but why didn't you go on? I didn't do it. Why didn't you go? I had a bridal shower to go to? Oh yeah. They talk about this on Lewis' show. So, but why didn't you go on? I didn't do it. Why didn't you go? I had a bridal shower. Is that bullshit? They said you were bullshitting about this. There was no bridal shower. You're lying, Chrissy.

Why did you want to do this? I had a bridal shower this week. Did you not want to? You're 53. All your friends are married. No, it's not bullshitting. I don't believe that you shower. None of this is true.

Chrissy, why did you go on a show? Did you not want to cross me? Were you afraid of the repercussions? Because I am a terrifying human being. I will admit this, okay? Most people, they see me. They're like, this guy's a fucking true supreme alpha. I saw you look up there, Shane.

He gets it. But you would, it was a Saturday. You'd feel like going. I was saturday and had a lot of writing to do. And I just like, I was like, for something I'm not getting paid for, I kind of can't be bothered. Right, I got it.

Dig into my weekend. They're lucky, that's fun. That sound pretentious. A little bit, but that's okay. Yeah, pretentious. Chrissy, she decides to bail because she's not getting paid for it. Chrissy, I listen to a shootout of podcasts,

Sirius XM, I've never heard of you. You could use the exposure. It wouldn't be a bad thing for you to hop on a show, even though they're heard of you. You could use the exposure. It wouldn't be a bad thing for you to get hot on a show, even though they're not paying you. That's really the reason to do it. That's why Dave Landau almost did our show. Almost. This week, I'd, that would've worked a lot better

if I was talking to Dave Landau right now. God damn it. That's why Jeremy the Jiggle's department is here for the exposure. I know, and you almost had a funny woman on the show. I know you just have me. I obviously did you almost had a funny woman on the show. I know you just have me. I obviously did not almost have a funny woman on the show.

So I'm going to get into that. But first, let me show you why Chrissy had a lie to us and bail on the show. It's because she's what's known in the radio as a prize pig. Are you familiar with this concept? At the fair. No, no, no, no. The prize pig are the people who just have to win all the contests

and get all the free shit. Okay. So this is her asking for money and free shit from Lewis. Chris, here's a dollar. Hold on, you're doing great. Time out. Better not be a dollar coin. I don't even have a dollar on me,

but you know what, I'll give you a ridg wallet. Yes, I would love a ridg wallet. Okay, so one of the sponsors that Lewis has show is Ridge Wallet. So he mentions that, I can give a Ridge Wallet. Okay, so what one of the sponsors of Lewis's show is Ridge Wallet. So he mentions that I can give you one of those, oh my god, yeah! I love that. Oh yeah, you just want freebies all day.

Do you think she reached out to you in order to do your podcast and maybe also reached out to him to see? No. Which one's gonna pick, which one's gonna pick? No, because she reached out to me. She didn't say let's do Lewis J. Gomez's show. I sent it to her. I said Lewis came at us, he wants us to review his show, let's do this. Why do you think she then wound up on his show?

Well, obviously because we mentioned that she was supposed to be on our show and then we crushed Lewis. That was a great opportunity for her to get a fucking Ridge Wallet. I'm just confused. I think that she was just looking for that Ridge Wallet, but she does bring the heat when she goes on Lewis's show. She has this amazing joke. So this show is called the Real-Ass Podcast, which is RAP for short.

So she's got an awesome joke for that. You know this thing, you have, for Christmas time, you should have like, Real-Ass. Real-Ass. Real-Ass. The two Ridge Wallets for my guests here. an awesome joke for that. You know this thing, you have, for Christmas time, you should have like, You wanna read what? Real awesome, right? You can read it, you can read it. Get two reads, for my guests here.

I'll leave the actual one in the next one. Get the blue one for Chrissy, that one's fine. You think, oh, or blow whatever's cooler. What, nothing, never mind. Do you ever think of having wrapping paper for Christmas, R-E-P? I love her. Oh, my God.

Did you notice that she said it, but we were talking about her? Yes, I did. So then she came back and said it again, her wrapping paper joke. Is it the most hack-line you've ever heard on a podcast? I mean, it's up there. I love that they just start making fun of her to her face. They do. Of how much she sucks.

This is what I'm talking about, how she's like a sniper that can't hit anything. She should be a writer on the show. I'm merch machine. I should just a whiter on the show. That merch machine. I should just fucking fires him out. Come on guys. Look at her, she's like a fucking sniper. But she can't hit anything. She's just never hit anything once.

She's a whole series. A lot of shots though. She doesn't take a lot of shots. You've all taken a lot of shots. She's holding your backwards. Oh, shit. That's how they're describing Chrissy's improvisational skills.

It's like holding a gun backwards. Who's just crushing her, which is a crack. Cause she's suck. She's a terrible guest. And she's also an idiot. So they talk about doxing me is one of the things they're gonna do. She doesn't know what this means.

I said if they did not review me, I was going to dox them and rape their girlfriends. That means take off their tail. Nope. What? Dox, I'm like, right, isn't that when you have a dog, like a schnauzer and you take their tail off? Well, that's returning. No, no, no, no, no. That means we're going to give out all of their information.

Oh. There addresses, there phone numbers. That's much worse. Yeah, I don't think they have tails, but I like the thought. Uh-oh, retarded alert. Whoa. Retarded alert class. When you don't know, like that doesn't make any sense. Contextually, if you think doxing means to remove a dog's tail,

and Lewis says we're gonna doxies, guys, you might think if you had an intelligent brain, you might think, oh, this must mean something else. I should keep my mouth shut. Not Chrissy. Chrissy goes, what are you gonna do? You're gonna cut off their tails? Everyone just goes, it was like the record scrant,

like what? What the fuck are you talking about? So that Chrissy immediately is embarrassed by herself and pulls a chip. She wants her to cut that part out. Was that genuine? Yes, that's what my ex-weaver had a schnauzer and he got his ears and his tail docked.

So that's what I thought. Wait, you've never heard doxed? Only with dogs. So when you see someone on Twitter, they're like, oh, we're gonna dox you, you're like, damn, everyone's talking matching about years lately. I'm just a real wild bitch. Yeah, snippin' right and left.

Yeah, we're going to clip their wings. All right, can we edit that part out? No. And we're going to edit the amp burn out. Hold on a second, we're going to cut this plot out. Sorry, Chrissy. I would have caught out your retarded things. Because I like my show to be good.

But Lewis obviously doesn't care. So he's gonna leave it all of your ridiculous jokes that don't make any sense. Speaking of jokes that don't make any sense, I do love that Lewis acknowledges that she is bombing all over the place. I had said that we would have beat the shit out of this. We're spinning the space. As the three of us just went, yeah, dogs, we're tired.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're garbage. Oh, sure, just like docks and stuff. That's like the little, maybe the industry right there. Where you just witnessed right there, that was a moment of just what the industry is. Just a girl saying something that's retarded. I'm funny, makes no sense.

LAUGHTER Lewis, I fucking love this guy. because a girl saying something that's retarded, unfunny makes no sense. So... Lluis, I fucking love this guy. Is it real ass dude? He is a real ass dude. Lluis J. Gomez. So then Chrissy, he's starting to play the clips of our show. And we only listened to a couple of episodes of the Real Ass Podcast.

So Chrissy decides that we need to do a more thorough job in our research. I think they should listen to like five, you know? Do you know? All right, so she says, they shouldn't listen to like five, you know what I mean? Meaning five episodes. Right.

And someone talked over her, so then she has to repeat that again, because it's such an important point to make. It's so hilarious, it really drives the narrative of the show. I mean, if they were scientists that, you know what I mean? Like, scientists take multiple samples To have a theory about something and review something they're they just about to take multiple samples

Listen to one that's not a fair fucking Carl. I mean, I just listen to one. It's not a fair judge It's what you just said that's not to my name. It's not a fair judge. It's what she just said. That's not a fair judge. It's not a fair judge. This is the fucking idiot who wouldn't listen to one show because I'm that gang pain for me. I'm just gonna work at TTI Friday. I guarantee. This woman doesn't make a living from comedy. She's not funny. She's obviously a server at a Friday somewhere in Manhattan.

That's how she's making her money. So she's putting just tips into that Ridge wallet? She's putting the tips in. Okay. Just the tip. And listen, if it were me personally, I would boycott TGI Fridays because of what this woman has done to WATP. Now, I'm not saying all the people should do that, Jen. But if it were me, that's what I would do. And I mean, does my podcast have the power to put TGI Fridays on the business? Probably. But I'm not saying we should do that. I'm not saying the fans, the cousin Ruz and the bag slappers should boycott this woman's comedy and her waitress job. I'm not saying that. I think that would be mean. That would be mean.

Yeah, so that's why I'm not saying it. She does apologize too. If you're hearing this, I'm sorry. I lied. Apology accepted, Chrissy. That was the worst lie too, because there's not a woman on this planet that realizes she's got a bridal shower to go to.

And they bring I am, I'm bringing them a shower. Oh, look at that bridal shower. Oh, no, no, you don't forget those. Nobody lets you forget those. I didn't believe it for a second, because, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I saw right through that. What else do I have on here? Oh, this is an example of Chrissy having no comedic sense whatsoever. And this seems to be a pattern on Poor Lewis' show. So Lewis sets her up to be funny. Carl invites in a random guest on every episode.

Now it turns out Chrissy and Mary were supposed to go on this episode. She was supposed to be on what happened because you guys you hit me up. You're like, you're like, Hey, this podcast they're going to review your podcast and they should on these podcasts. They want me to go on. Is that cool? What did I say to you? I think you were just like, go for it.

No, I said, bitch, if you cross me, I will cut your fucking titties off. It's such a ridiculous threat. Lewis, such a rough. You reached out to me and said, hey, these guys want to review your podcast. Is that cool? And what did I say back to you? She could have said any ridiculous thing right there. It would be funny.

What does she say? I mean, he said it was fine. I think he said that was OK. She really wants to stay on his good side. I do a spot on Chrissy mayor, and I don't do a lot of padding myself on the back. If I wasn't looking at you right now, I think she was here.

I know, it's amazing. So then Chrissy gets into the, on the action of making fun of us, making fun of them. This is her response to one of the clips they play. Do we ever talk about your tattoo? What is that supposed to be? Oh, it's a lady. I don't know. It's a sailor Jerry tattoo.

So you've both stood it. I'm getting another one. I'm getting a rat or a mouse here. Okay. Oh, fucking cares. They have have some sort of funny story or analogy. So something to say, I saw you got a tattoo. Yeah, I'm getting another one too. Hey, I'm off. All right. They're just picking apart the a tattoo. Yeah, I'm getting another one too. Hey, I'm off. All right. They're just picking apart the small talk. Yeah. You know, that wasn't a great story,

but I tapped in. What am I going to do? Ha ha ha ha. So Lewis plays that segment. He goes, yeah, they're right. That sucked. And dummy says, and just picking apart the small talk, hey, idiot, you're on a show.

There should not be small talk. I don't understand how no one can grasp this concept of we're putting on an entertainment show now. Small talk, all you want in the grocery store, walking down the street, fine. Opie, if you want to fucking hang out with Kroa, we used to turn off the fucking Zoom recorder. Small talk, all you want. When you're doing a show, do a goddamn show! Right. When the host asks you what you're to do, have something for it. Well, in the industry that I am in,

I talk to tons of people every day all day. Small talk all day. Small talk all day. But you should hear the amount of people that have told me, I think I might start doing a podcast. Oh boy. And in the back of my mind, I think you don't do it. Don't do it. Just don't do it. it don't do it. Don't do it.

Just don't do it. I don't do it. Honestly, I don't even know these people, they suck at podcasting. They should not podcast. They shouldn't podcast. Guaranteed. Chrissy does though, have the pinnacle line on the show

and as they're showing me having sex with the goat, having relations with the goat, getting a little friendly, getting frisky with the goat. Chrissy finally that fucking comedic timing nails it. I thought it was a dog. I thought a dog is a goat. Okay, thank God. I thought it was weird. Live on a show. That's too far. He's really gonna go for it. Yeah, bro. He's really gonna go for it. Why would you just let that hang there for a second? I don't know what else to do.

But I make it fun and Chrissy in saying that she sucks, but she's high in demand. She plugs this gig, she's got coming up. Can't wait to lose, she's looking it up. Go ahead. I'm sure the cat was seen, but. New York, which is like upstate New York, whatever. Kingston, New York at this place called Tubbies coming out. Can't wait to lose. Just looking it up. Go ahead. I'm sure the cat is seen, but... New York, which is like upstate New York, whatever.

Kingston, New York, at this place called Tubby's on May 31st. I'm really excited for that, too. Nice. She's plugging a gig that's over five weeks out in Kingston, New York, at a place called Tubby's. So she doesn't have a lot going on. Kingston is pretty rural. It's right outside of Pekipsi.

And she's making fun of Ryan Guestair. But she's going to Kingston. She's going to Tubby's. So I liked it this Tubby's place. I wanted to check this place out. That she's got this gig. Oh, this is an awesome gig for her. So I went in there, a Vents calendar.

The weekend before her show, which is just called Comedy Show, that Chrissy better. it's just Comedy Show. The Weekend Before Her Show is karaoke. Oh, it's what's going on there. And I went ahead and clicked into the details on her show. It is their very first ever comedy show in this establishment. It's not even a club.

Also, she's a trailblazer. It's not even a comedy club. Who's her agent at Dirtboards? She's just shucking darts! Well, it's fucking playing Tubby's! Why not? Let's see if they'll have ya. Eh. There's so many... She lives in New York! There's so many comedy clubs! She's playing Tubby's in Kingston!

Does she have other comedy shows anywhere? I don't know, but I will tell you this. I'm making fun of her because... She bailed on us and lied to me and she's terrible on the podcast I listen to, but you gotta think she's probably good at standup. Yeah.

Right? That's why she's on Lewis' show. That's why I don't know who else she's been on or what else she's been. But that's why. She's got to be a great standup. So let's listen to some of Chrissy's stand up comedy. Yeah, let's see what this is all about.

I'm not even into porn gives guys ideas like doggie style. I'm not, that's not my style. She laughs like that just happens. She was like, that's why we relate. Yeah, I don't know. I don't, I don't, I don't, don't find that. I don't make your dinner, doggie style. You know, oh yeah, your dinner, it's in a bowl on the floor.

You just have to face away from me and eat it, like a dog. Oh, that doesn't make you feel loved and respected. That's weird. Watch this. I say we pick a new animal to have sex like a better animal, like a cat. That's cute. You guys are together.

There's heart bubbles coming out. You still have it, you know. When you go home tonight, you're going to have sex kitty style. Anybody else can try this too. You wanna know how it goes? Okay, it's when you're having sex. But then one of you... ...runs away suddenly. I'm sorry I saw something more interesting!

Jen, you haven't heard that before. I haven't. So I was just watching your reaction. Even her subs are disappointing to you. Do you guys want to know what this is? Yes! You fucking brought it up! I think we should start having sex kitty style. Do you guys want to know what that is? That's such an amateur standup. It's terrible. Well, I don't know.

I have no words. I don't really know what to say about that. What do I know about that? I wish I was Dave was here. He'd be so uncomfortable. I have no words. I don't really know what to say about that. What do I know about? I wish I wish Dave was here. He'd be so uncomfortable. I, uh, I don't know anything about stand up. So what do I, I'm just one guy. I make fun of podcasts. And I mean, do that for a living.

Like who cares? Who cares? I think let's look at some of the comments underneath this video on YouTube, which by the way, 77,000 views. Oh, well, that's a lot of views. But more people have given it a thumbs down than have given it a thumbs up. Yeah, and this is her big video that she has of her doing stand up. Kyle Hodgkin says, terrible joke.

I just wasted a minute 15 of my life. I will never get back, come up with better content. Megaskyla says, this must be the next Amy Schumer. Absolutely no talent, but we'll get a TV show. John Dosa's dead lay alert, I'm not sure why. Kitty style? Have you actually seen it? It's pretty brutal.

This person's taking it too literally. Bobby Adams says, not funny at all. The left track must have been added. There were very few laughs on that clip that I just played. There were more laughs than I thought it warranted. The left to talk ratio is not where you wanted to be for a standup. You ever see David tell? Oh, yes, many times.

Yeah, it's a lot like what we just heard. Yikes, if I was in the crowd, I would have went running away. Well, that's a good call back to the joke. I almost laughed. So anyway, these people are not fans. That I almost laughed one. Yeah, that's terrible. That's so mean.

Yeah, all right. So that's my take and WATPs take. Jeff from the Jiggle department included. That's our take. Yeah. On Chrissy Mayer. So Chrissy, apology except at any time you want to come on the show, just uh, just let me know.

Maybe uh, maybe Lewis will come on your show. I think, I think I'll probably go on Lewis's show or have him on this show because obviously there's a lot of podcasts love going on between our two shows right now. I thought his response was really hilarious. It was amazing. And I'm not joking. There are multiple rapes of my girlfriend. Oh, they acted out. They have a whole thing. They have an actual hostage girl. They bring Doug in and then they have Doug rape my girlfriend. It was pretty brutal. I mean, I'm giving away. I'm spoiling the whole video now

You don't have to watch it, but you should watch it anyway. It was very impressive Huge props to Lewis Jay Gomez. Yay The fact that you have a show that people can even listen to when you got that Numbnuts Zach and Mikko sitting next to you and dummy face across the way with her I don't know. You told me it was okay, I think. Holy shit. Your compliments always come with an aside. Speak of the compliments.

I wanna talk about one of the greatest podcasters on the planet right now. Hopi radio. You know, I make fun of Opie for not having great guests on his show. It's typically Vic Henley and Carl Ruiz. If Jim Brewer comes on, a guy who was famous 25 years ago, he's got to do a three-part around. He's so excited. But I gotta give him credit. This episode he's got coming out real soon.

Alex Jones. Right. He's got Alex Jones out his show. What a get. Do you know how he was able to pull that off? Yeah. It's amazing. I don't have it today.

But next week I'm sure we'll get into it. Opie's walking around Washington DC with a stupid zoom recorder, talking to homeless people. And then all of a sudden, I don't know where Alex Jones has a megafaunt just started screaming. So Opie does the smartest thing he's ever done. He shuts up and just left to turn it to the Alex Jones show. I'm saying that, let's see the Opie show.

This is terrible. I'm like, oh, this is actually getting fun now. Okay. This is interesting. I realize I'm just listening to Alex Jones, rant like a lunatic. He is crew. In front of the White House. He's bananas. He's fucking Kuku bananas and Opie captured it.

So props to him, man. He is the blind squirrel that finds the nut. I don't know how he does it. He's just randomly wandering around doing the worst podcast ever. And then it's like, hey, there's Alex Jones. If you spent, say, 22 hours a day, walking around the Zoomer Quarter,

you could probably get some content. Yeah. Decent content. But the crazy thing is though, is that I would edit it down to that decent content. Well, right. You have to listen to the entire process when it's OP show. So, Obrary already put out an episode of him walking

around watching you see, but he didn't get all the way up to the point where Alex Jones is out of it yet. He had to listen to fucking an hour of him talking to no buddies. But we didn't listen to that, Jen. We didn't. We listened to episode 103,

where it's OP, it's Carly Ruiz, and it's one of Carly's buddies named Max. From Max. Who, by the way, I was having a very difficult time to serning, who was Carly and who was Max. Their voice has sounded a lot alike. Max brought a really weird energy to the show. More interesting than I was expecting him to be.

Wow, you had a lot of expectations, obviously. I had very little expectations. I want to talk about, this is a very political episode. It is. They talk mostly politics is not fun. They're not even trying to be funny. It's just politics. And let me tell you about OP and politics mostly politics is not fun. They're not even trying to be funny. It's just politics. And let me tell you about OP and politics.

It's not good. This guy has no political opinions or views or understanding. I think that's part of the reason why this episode didn't bother me too much, because he really didn't say anything. No, he didn't get to talk very much. Next and Carl kind of carried on this conversation, because I don't think OP could get a thought out of his,

he had nothing really to contribute to the conversation. So Opie starts off by telling this story about a seal. Opie lives on the beach somewhere in Long Island and this seal was on the beach and it was cut up pretty bad. It upset me to hear that story. Yeah, it's an upsetting story. So I was at the beach and I forgot to tell you this.

I got to show you this picture. I Spent all day yesterday Trying to save this This is not a seal. That's a seal. It looks Chewed up and it was it was really really chewed up. He spent all day I started to save the seal you listen to this episode. I did listen to what did you do to try to save it? He called the cops a bunch of times. He made a phone call and tried to call what animal control or he called a guy He knew he did call a guy. He didn't call the cops. He called a guy. He knew

But he made multiple different phone calls from different phones Impressive just trying to get oh, it's my old day trying to save the seal. Oh, yeah, what'd you do? I made a couple phone calls from different phones. Impressive. Just trying to get... Oh, it's my old day trying to save this seal! Oh yeah, what'd you do? I made a couple phone calls. Yeah. This is him talking about the wound that this seal has and... Carl has a great line here. And it was a horror show.

So yeah, the whole neck is... There's a giant piece of meat flash, I should say, from from its its right ear all the way across what would be our throat almost all the way to the other side. It was horrific. The it was as the wound was at least four inches wide and deep, really deep. That was a good sharky poo right there. I wrote that down. Did you write down sharky poo? I did, because I was like, ooh, that's an animal.

I'm gonna start using that. Oh yeah, for sure. We were like, you guys gonna go in the ocean? I don't know about that. There's a lot of sharky poo's out today. And PS seals don't have blubber. What's whales have blubber? Well, these people are idiots.

And the fact that Opie's going on and on, I pulled those couple of clips just so we could talk about it. The first 20 minutes of the show is him talking about the seal. I know. And talking about I was going to get a shovel and I was going to put it out of its misery and then I did it. And it's funny because at one point,

Carl who's listened to Opie make-up stories for years now just is tired of it. Well the cop was recuperating from hand surgery. He can make it. It's just for real. You're kind of... By the way, he's like, is this for real? What are we talking about? What kind of made up nonsense? Are you bringing to the show? And then even Max has finally fucking had it 20 minutes in. So it was a hot potato.

I finally had to let it go. I didn't know what else to do. I did not know what else to do. I didn't want to be brought up on charges because I took a shovel to a seal to do the right thing. I don't even think you had a shovel. I'm calling bullshit on the story. I don't think you had a shovel.

So both Max and Carl are just like, what are we talking about? I didn't think he had a shovel. So both Max and Carl just like, what are we talking about? I don't even think this is real. You saw a seal, you made a couple of phone calls. Now it's turning into he had shovels, he was gonna beat the shit out of it, but then he didn't. Well, he didn't want to wreck his car.

He said, I don't want to throw this into my truck. It's gonna give me truck all dirty. He said, what you got a shovel, but you don't have a tarp. He just made that he said. He's a weird guy. But it did make me, that shovel but you don't have a tarp But it did make me that actually I don't know Maybe I'm just delirious you want to meet something Max making fun of OP I did agree this next bit is OP setting himself up for a sine fell desk joke.

Then it got me to finally figuring out why fish don't have eyebrows and facial muscles. What are you talking about? Chrissy mayor, if you're still listening, this could be a really good promise for your standout dad and you never know this how fish don't have eyebrows this is the OP punch line yeah so I think evolution took care of that and got rid of their facial expressions and their eyebrows because everything in the ocean would just have the look of oh my god Okay. Okay. Okay.

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I always had my face on a face on a face on a face on expressions. Oh. If that's true, let's pretend that's true. He's always wondered that. Keep that to yourself. Has he always wondered? No, no one's ever wondered that.

That's not a thing to wonder about. Has he always wondered that while he's shitting in the ocean? Yeah, right. Oh my God. I thought for sure he was gonna tell another one of those stories too. I was a little disappointed that he didn't. He starts off this episode, talking about how he's annoyed with Corona's tagline.

Those Corona commercials drive me nuts. It's just a stupid beer in the end relax and they talk about the these amazing scenarios where and every Corona gets its line Opie it's the tagline and the reason why they have to get it's amazing. It's a commercial for that product Meanwhile, this is the dummy who goes out. It's like Quip tooth bosses are the past toothbrush. You got gotta trade your kids it for these things, they're amazing. Fucking idiot. Mechs is a spaz. He's got a lot of weird energy going on.

He's excited to be in a show with the four people who listen to, but he's got this weird energy, Opie calls him out, and then Opie displays his years of interviewing people. He's got talent. You caught me up like we we can at birth and just have me around, put a finger in my hand, I'm waving to people. Hey, look, Max is all right. Oh my God, you're your high energy, Max. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

High energy, Max. What do you care about? Do you care about anything? Nope. That's a great interview question right there. Max, great to have you on the show. What do you care about? Do you care about anything? Oh, so Max is a big basketball fan that turns out. Right, and so is Hopi. So is Hopi.

So you think that they'd be on the like, oh, let's talk some basketball. Hopi turns it into Kardashian talking immediately. Then he had to build another team round. He got Gassal and he got Odom and those guys, because he realized you can't. Odom Beckham? Yes, him too.

No, Odom Jenner. So he's right. Yes. He was the one that the Kardashian ruined. They ruined all of them. Beautiful women that just ruined the more Odom. He got ruined by Chloe. Oh, ruin by Chloe. Every, every, every.

The Kardashians ruin guys. Oh, guys. Ruin them. How did the sports talk turn into reality television? It's fucking crazy, right? I... Three guys did it. I was talking about basketball. And it opens immediately into the Kardashians.

And Chloe, ruining... I'm amazed by this about basketball and hope he's immediately into the Kardashians and Chloe ruining I'm amazed by this. I am too. I also Don't give a shit about basketball So I had a hard time paying attention to that But then he started talking about the Kardashians and I also don't give a shit about them right so all in all I didn't really like that segment. It was just a wash for you. It was a wash for me. I'm listening now going Yeah, let's talk about their building those great-lakers teams. Nope We won't be talking about that anymore. All right We're gonna get into the politics here. Okay. I'm excited about all these politics that they get into Hope we just got a hot take. He's got a hot take after hot take

He's always so spot on and I love how enthusiastic he gets because you can tell he's Formulating it as he's saying it and it reaches this point Where's like I got the thing I'm gonna say can we talk about the straws for a second? So yeah, they accomplished the straw thing so they're banning straws right, so now you got these flimsy paper straws going into giant plastic cups It's a stupid. It's so stupid! Stupid! Help me! Save me the world!

I love this guy! So now I got these flimsy straws. Do you guys see those? They're just flimsy straws. Holy shit. And then Carl goes ahead and gets on his soap box. And I love this part because I'm very familiar with OP and his politics. Back when OP and Anthony were doing a daily show, Sean Hannity would go on their show and

invite him onto his show. OP, I really want to get you on the show. How can we never do my show? Sean Hannity is talking to millions of people on Fox News every night. Huge opportunity to promote OPEN Anthony. Right. Anthony's going on those shows.

Jim Norton's going on those shows. They're all going on the Fox News shows. OP's going, no, Sean, no, no, no. Cause he's got nothing. He doesn't know anything about politics. Well, he has that insight into himself. Right. He understands that he's got nothing.

Right. But he wants to be at the big boys table talking politics. So Carl starts going off on his soapbox, whatever. And listen to OP just agree with everything that Carl says. There's two ways to control people. Money and healthcare. Right. That's it. Right. Once you have those two, you're done. done. You're doing what they say you do, sit down bitch. We're gonna decide, because then from healthcare, what can you do? Then you decide diet.

Then I can regulate restaurants, say, you can't be open anymore because you're killing our people and making our medical costs higher. So your food is illegal, and it just trickles down into everything and you're done. Of course. It's not amazing. I didn't even notice that when I listened to it. This is a super kind of just opiate grig with everything Carol says.

Right, right. You're done. Done. Right. Ready, get into. Of course. That's awesome. That's some political debate they're having there.

Let me get back into what OP's politics are. He thinks he's brilliant. He has this idea that he's neither a Democrat or Republican. Huh? Did you know that? That could be a thing. I did not. I know OP invented this.

He's like two party system, fuck that noise. I got my old thing going on. So this is OP's politics. But at the end of the day, we lose, lose, lose. Everybody lose. Of course, that's why I hate them. It's a net loss. I've told you a million times, I hate them all. I hate them all.

I hate them all. In New York City. That's OP's big take. He hates them all. He's not a fan of politicians. Wow. It's a hot tech right there. I don't know what's wrong with him.

Everybody loves politics. I know, he's the first guy in the world to ever say that. It's unbelievable. Let's get into more politics. I know, he's the first guy in the world to ever say that. It's unbelievable. Let's get into more politics. Drunk Carl talks about politics in America. Carl Ruiz, he got some hot dicks here. You're not gonna shut this guy up. No.

You can create a hoax crime and get away with him. You can hit the president because there was a hanging chat. You can say, that's power, right? Because the thought of the money that comes with the power is That's nice, huh? That's a that's a nice bourbon. No you're a hundred percent right. So here's the thing Shit this episode so hard to listen to I Don't want to hear these guys politics right. I barely want to hear their jokes I didn't find it. It was hard. It was hard to pay attention to. Right. I agree with you.

This is embarrassing. This is Opie talking about how the government doesn't care about us. And what's the biggest drug deal in the world? Big pharma. Right. And the government wants a fucking taste and they want the whole fucking thing and if they go to single Pay or you're gonna get it the government don't give a fuck that our kids are dying from From overdoses just think about give a fuck just Listen to him talk and now hard it's so cringey So he says the government doesn't give a fuck about kids dying of overdoses and I don't want to analyze this too deeply But what does that even mean the government doesn't give a fuck do you think there's people in the government who don't want children O.D.

Probably I would assume so I'm assuming there's some the government's not in charge of caring That's that what their job is yeah, Of course the government doesn't give a fuck. That's not what the government does. I don't even understand what that means. I don't know where you go with that. I mean, I don't have children, so I don't give a fuck either, really. But I just say if I have organizations out there that want to treat kids who have drug problems, they don't want to see them overdose. Right I did have kids I would care about my kids But the government wouldn't give a fuck but the government wouldn't give a fuck about my kids All right, so then Opie because he's got

Awesome political talk has to pull it from who lyrics from 50 years ago works The way the world would understand that but always all these people that voted for Trump saying their lives We didn't get so much better with Trump in office Their lives aren't that much better if better at all The who famously said meet the new boss Same as the old boss. It's the truth actually Pete Townsend wrote those words And he also said when they found a bunch of kitty porn on his computer. I was doing research. It's the truth, like... What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what like music. Oh, actually, yeah, you know, P-touses have that. And he also was busted for Kitty Porno's computer. Do you know that?

And here's the sound like, boing! Oh, shit, guys. Who is the show for? I'm guessing it's for like people who like Brother Wii still. If you like listening to Brother Wii's, check out OP radio. I never listened to Brother Wii's. Give it a Lissipoo. I will not.

All right. Max is a six foot five X-con alcoholic that is buddies with Carl Ruiz and is terrible at talking. You know, if you just be yourself and you just, you know. That's not a podcast. Opie edits his podcast he says. No he doesn't. You know what you can edit out. That type of thing. I could porky pig over here. I mean that was some of the best stuff that was on the podcast.

That's my favorite part. I already played it twice. That's how much I liked it. This idiot Max talks about how there is no racism in the world anymore. No, just thing is racism. There's no racism. I don't see the clan out there running around, Bernard Crawl says, I don't, I don't see any of that. It's just get to know somebody.

I don't hate seven or eleven. I'm very dear friends with my seven or eleven guy. It's just a to know somebody I don't hate 7-11 I'm very dear friends of my 7-11 guy it's just a twelking point where people just just try to screw you over because you have a different ideal it's it's it's nonsense there's no racism I don't care if you're black white Chinese whatever is racism but you're saying not really though not me mean more I'm sorry. Okay, so what is he talking about? I don't know. I don't know because even Opium was what make a good point to that bit he says there's also this racist anymore. I don't know if people are talking about there There's no racism. Well, no, no, no, there is racism. No, no, there is no racism

And then I don't know seven minutes later. He talks about when he was in prison I made got a friends with a guy who you know did the same thing I did and you know, he was a, he was a white supremacist. He really was. So... Sooo... Sooo... Sooo... Sooo... Sooo... Sooo... Sooo...

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Well, son, I mean, I'm like this guy's fucking awesome. He put he puts the anal and phenomenal. It's great So they all laugh at that. He puts the anal and phenomenal. First of all, there is no anal and phenomenal. There isn't. Okay. That's the first reason why that joke doesn't make sense. Secondly, what's so positive about anal?

You're talking about a guy front of his. He's like, he puts the anal and phenomenal. What do you mean by that? What's going on? He wasn't prison. Yeah. That's what I mean. It's going on? He wasn't prison. Yeah. That's what I mean.

This is very weird. He's a weird dude. I'm not understanding everything that's going on. There is a live read during the show for Man's Skate. Heard it. Daca. And this is, open doesn't usually do live reads. He usually records them at a time

or afterwards in possement and post. So when they do a live read, curl Ruiz is oftentimes drunk and kinda talking over the live read. So in this case, Opie has a time to shut up so he can read the copy. I'm gonna play this and I have a comment. I mean, sometimes when I scrub down in there,

I use like regular soap. Yeah. It'll just hang there. We'll get caught up in there. Oh my God. Taming the Briar Pass. A spider web. I gotta read the copy now. I use like regular soap. Yeah, it'll just hang there. We'll get caught up in there Taming the briar pass fire web. I got to read the copy now. You want me to do it? No cool So girls is talking all over this live reading. Oh, we've got the paper I was like can I just can I just read this thing? The funny thing is is that these advertisers the reason why they have a podcast, because they want it to be part of the conversation.

Right. They want to work their product into the content of the show. They always tell you, if you could try to make it sound like you're still doing your show, but work in some of the copy points, you have to read it for beta, but work in some of the copy points, you know, make sure you hit this or that. Meanwhile, dummy Opie is like, Carl, sound having fun. We're doing a live read right now. All right, I'm just gonna read the script, stop having fun with this, stop relating it to your life

and how you would use this product. He has to concentrate. That's true. He has tried to read words. At one point, didn't you say, that's pretty good copy? I think so. He did. Yeah.

He did say that. I think he was making fun of it. Which is also something that you really shouldn't do. When you actually get somebody to tell you money to talk about their shitty products, and your terrible show. That's what he used to do on the radio. That's true. Because back in the radio days, you read what they gave you. Only when Howard Stern started going off the copy, did people start going off the copy? Yeah, that's right. I created that Robin. Is that a good hour? right. I created that Robin

I tried here's a brand new word Kali Poo Kali Poo You're not a fan of that. I don't like that good mean either last clip that I want to play from opi is from OP is Karl Ruiz is talking about how it's not good to be far left or far right and I found this to be a bit odd. This one guy comes to you like I'm a libertarian. I'm like can I kill you right now? Because I can. Why does he want to kill libertarians? I don't know. I was taken aback by that a little bit. libertarians aren't far right or far left. They're kind of in the middle.

And they kind of wanted everyone to just leave each other. Oh, do you want a murder? Libertarians? That's a weird change. I thought Carl and I were buddies. I guess not. I got to find something. I didn't pull on my board. You never truly know a person. They start talking politics. Yeah, Julie, start telling you they want to murder Libertarians and it's like, oh, fuck, okay. I guess that's going on then. All right, I want to play a clip on here from the Bazinga boys. Now if you remember, the Bazinga boys are the guys who gave us Carl versus Carl. A few times

It was caught talking on both sides of my mouth, sort of speak. So they pulled together a super clip. I don't even know how these guys do this, how they find all these clips. It must take some time, or they have a better search engine than I do, but either way, this is an outstanding super cut.

The isotopes. The isotopes. The isotopes music by band, middle isotopes, these. Isotopes. The isotopes, the isotopes, the Simpson's themed band. I see that stuff for band practice. The isotopes together. The isotopes. It's the greatest band in isotopes. These isotopes. Starting the band middle. Isotopes, you know, Simpson's themed bands. I see a band stuff for band practice.

The isotopes together. The isotopes. It's the greatest band in the world. Well, maybe I should be promoting the isotopes more. I don't talk about this often, but I do play in a band called the isotopes. The isotopes. Alright, so awesome job by the Vazigaboy.

It's calling me out once again. Oh, that's great. For my ridiculousness. Yeah, that's good stuff. They must have listened to every single, I don't know, I don't know how they did that either. Why do we need to know? Right? Let's just leave it in mystery. It's like magic. It's just, let's just leave it in a mystery. It's magical. Jen, there was a segment that we skipped last week because I just forgot. But it has its own jingle. So we should definitely get to it this week. Definitely. Gringe of the week.

Gringe of the week. That's right. It's time for the cringe of the week. And this week Scott sent it in. It's a show called Dakota Ring from Slate magazine. Dakota Ring did an episode dedicated to truck nuts. It's a 34 minute long show about those plastic balls that you hang from the back of your bumper. I know what they are. Yeah. They make me giggle. Right. You love it. You love truck nuts. So stupid. It's so stupid. I don't understand them. Well, I understand them. It's a joke. They did a 34 minute long show that could be summed up with truck nuts, it's a joke. But why? So this woman on this show doesn't like them. She finds

it to be crude and offensive. What, truck nuts? Truck nuts. This is her. She's interviewing a guy who invented a thing called nuticles. And what these are, are there fake nuts that you put on your dog, your cat after you get them neutered? So it looks like they still have balls. That's stupid. You're so excited about this. I've been seeing you laugh that much into her Chrissy Mayor joke. That's so dumb.

Alright, this is this woman having a problem with this whole concept. This made me wonder, am I being super uptight about testicles? I wouldn't begrudge someone replacing their dogs mangled ear or eye, even if it wasn't medically necessary. So what's my issue with this particular body part? I like to think my feelings about nuticals are a reflection of my values. But maybe they're also just a reflection of my taste.

Maybe you're over fucking thinking it, idiot. But did she say, did I hear this wrong? Did she say, I don't have a problem with placing your pet's eye even if it's not medically necessary? Correct. Why wouldn't you have a problem with that? I would have a huge problem with that. We put a glass ion so it doesn't look so weird.

Oh, I thought she meant just taking it out for no reason. Oh, you heard that all right. It's not a context. The guy was saying they make things like if your dog was in ear, they'll make something that's fake that looks like an ear, they'll put a glass ion. Sure. Just so it doesn't look mangled.

Right, okay, yeah. So it's no different with neutacles. You get their balls taken off, they're kind of bummed about and you put them back on, they're excited again. I'm curious, do you know how these work? I don't. Do they just hang them over their tails? That would be funny if it was just like that stupid necklace

thing. Because I have seen these things for people who don't like their pets buttolls. Yeah, where are those people? You are one of those people and it's just a little like thing with the flower on it with a hole for the tail and it just covers up their bum. What happens when they shit though? That's probably why I don't sell very many of them. Yeah, because that's not really practical. Like it dogs I can know to like pull that down and then shit. Well I know for a fact

one cat that wouldn't know how to do it. Yeah. Yeah. I think most cats wouldn't know how to do that. Yeah. Anyway, this is a pretty good cringe of the week. I can't clip the entire show, but this woman was just having such a hard time with the concept of people putting testicles

and just, you know, acquiring it to being red-nax and it's just like, okay, it's a joke. Goddard. Oh my God. Not that big of a deal. All right, what did we talking about today? We talked about Chrissy mayor. Yep. We talked about Opie. We did. Right? We talked about Dave Landau. We did. Not being here. Ah. And now, but thank you so much, Jeff from the Jingles apartment for coming in.

Well, thanks for having me and I apologize to everybody out there listening. I do I should play this for you real quick. I got a couple things to talk about with the official podcast my buddy Kaya over there. You know that they hired WHDP's Jingles department. Hi, too. To record a jingle for them. I know. So I just I wanted to play a quick clip because I think you should get all the credit that you deserve. Yeah, thanks for putting this together. They have, Kai has been since listening to my show. He's learning how to podcast better. So now he's putting the other segments and he's got a soundboard.

And this is one of the segments they do on their show now. No, I have. James, we have evolved much like Gohan since the last time you've been here, we're now the top, say,' on the podcasting industry because we now have a jingle for our things we like corner so perky or ears listen to this they're dead inside. It's the things we like corner. Oh, that's delightful. It's just charming. That's like watermelon straw-barried, like that flavor ring that you get in candy. That's just like very, it's just clearly not a real

flavor in real life, but it just makes you happy because you're my dear child. That's what that was. That's a very sweet description. I don't think they mean it. Congratulations, Chad. It's cold. I'm very happy for you to be working with other podcasts outside of the W ATP universe. So we've done it all, which means it must be time for everyone's favorite segment on the show. for everyone's favorite segment on the show. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play clip. From the show that we'll be reviewing next week.

Next week, we might have a guest host who actually had a few days to prepare. Didn't get last minute notice on it. I was looking at you thinking, don't say their name. I'm not gonna say their name. We were just gonna buck it up. All right, so here's a clip from the show that me and mystery guest will be reviewing.

My method with standup is to write on stage. And I just wanna point this out because it's fun to hear if you know this. It's not Dane Cook's podcast, he's just a guest down there, but this clip is almost all Dane Cook. So this is hilarious, you gotta hear this. My method with standup is to write on stage. And then once I feel like I have a pretty good stronghold on it, then the way I visualize comedy for me is I've got four corners, four quadrants.

And I know this is funny, I know this is funny, this and this. But I want to be in the middle. I want to be able to sometimes come out of the formulaic, which gets boring. I get bored doing like that. And play in the middle. And then if it starts to, then I can jump up to this corner. And then I can come back in the middle. And I know where I want to end it, but it gives me freedom to, to be able to,

yeah, be, be present. I just want to be as, I still just yearn for being in that moment. Always, always, not leaving my mind to wonder what something else, what somebody's thinking of me. It's like, that's, I'm so determined to get to that place where it's just, it's more zen, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Is that the most pretentious thing you've ever heard?

That's real cerebral. This is Dane Cook we're talking about. Not George Carlin. Not a guy who's done decades and decades of successful stand-up specials. Putting together 30 hours of comedy, writing books, being prolific. No, Dane Cook, a guy who I've never seen actually deliver

a set-up and then a punchline. I don't know a lot about him. I could tell you this. His stand-up is so bad it makes Chrissy Mayer seem like Jerry Seinfeld That's all bad-dade cookers But yeah his his standup is terrible and the fat that he's sitting there and he's going I got stand up down so well That what I like to do is I mean I can make a lot of jokes I know all the jokes, but instead I like to do this thing where it's not the joke

It's like is that we were telling people is that why all your jokes are not jokes not the joke. Is that what you're telling people? Is that why all your jokes are not jokes? I mean, I can be funny whenever I want. So why would I do that? Well, because it would make you a lot of money and people would respect you as a comedian if you were just funny all the time. I know a lot of comedians do that. They're called Rich. Yeah. It's a good idea. Not Rich Boss, as you clarify. When I say Rich I need to have money because you're good at your craft. Yes. The opposite of rich boss. Body, if you're listening we still want you on the show.

I wish she would come on the show. No. I wish she would come on the show. It's never gonna happen though. It won't happen. I was gonna keep telling myself that so when it does happen I'll be actually excited. Well maybe you should put it out there into the galaxy and you're like the uh the secret.

Yeah I think that's what I'm doing right now. Bonnie will be on this show. She will be. She will be. She might be a permanent cost. She might be just on your sonboard but she'll be on the show. Bonnie from the Jingles department. Uh.

What do you think? Well. You're not digging it? Well she probably could write a decent jingle. It's boring as shit. Yeah, it's a good point. And honestly, even if I did have Bonnie on, think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? I don't know. Maybe not. I love her. I do too. So, Jen, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. Short notice once again, you really brought it today.

Oh thanks. Is there anything you want to plug? Yeah, listen to me on W-A-T-P. That's right. So please, join us again next week because it might be that we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-piss. Of morning radio.

And now the show is called right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. You're not Carrie's man. This dude is fucking corn. Fuck you. That's good. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. We had something fun happen this week. Oh yeah? Yeah. We started getting a bunch of voicemails that were unrelated to our show. Well, that's interesting. It is interesting because there's a reason why that happened. Getting back to my buddy Kaya over on the official podcast. They, because of Boomer Guy, calling out SuperKai 64, and that's some guy calling into

the Fend Kaya, this is now turning into, we are the official podcast hotline. One of our fans called into Carl's show for Rebuttal. And that's what I wanted to play. Not Boomer guys want to pony thing. And I want to leave it at that because Carl's voice mail has become somewhat of just a messenger boy vessel for other people's drama at this point where our fans are calling into a show to talk shit about a guy is talking shit about us. So this is a this is a voicemail that Carl got from an official podcast fan. So then Kayya plays this voicemail that they received and they have a laugh about it. They talk about Boomer Gail, also Boomer Gail still getting play outside of the WATP universe. And then

Kayya decides to do that set of show. I mean, you don't want me. Fuck it, why not? Might as well dedicate ourselves to this. If you want to leave us a voicemail, you can call Carl's voicemail at 585-612-1388. It's 585-612-1388. Just leave him a message for us, I don't know. Make fun of him, leave him with death threats, I don't care. So that's Kaye giving out our hotline number.

And lo and behold, we're starting getting voice bells. So people have never heard our show before. This is funny. I've never received a voice bell like this before. Hey guys, I'm just here having a very nice drive. I've never actually listened to the broadcast, having gone around to it. I got it from the official broadcast.

So I'm one of those birdsight. Anyways guys, I just want to wish you a good day, is your vitamins? Goodbye. And then this guy called in just to give Kaya a message directly, so I'll just get out of the way here let you guys talk. Howdy, this is a message for the official boys. I just wanted to say I've been watching you since episode one and I want to thank you for all the quality content you provided over the years and keep on doing what you're doing. Also I'd like to suggest getting animations as a gift. Thanks to who are these podcasts for let me wait your time. That's a good day. So that's a good bet. Okay I give them credit for that giving out our number. They're having people

calling to their show through our show. Fortunately we're doing it in second half of the show. Right. So it doesn't really count. It doesn't count. It's fine. They're not gonna be upset. Do they really not have their own number? I don't think they do that's hilarious. Yeah So we're not their number that it's funny if you want to talk to the official boys just uh All right, this is a Guy who's not a huge fan of Digi bro now Digi bro came out last week. He killed it I thought he did a great job. I thought he did too. I'm the show. He brought a lot of energy. He brought a lot of different perspective.

We talked a little bit too much about animation, but you know, this happens when you have to do the show. So this is someone calling in who started listening to the show and didn't love it because he thinks that's a ridiculous name. Hey Carl, hey, listen. I've been a pretty faithful listener since, you know, Anthony Cooomy had gave you the endorsement. The only reason I found you was because Cooomy has sent me to you. And so far, since he did that, I would say you chose to be quality.

But I got to say, a 19 minutes and 58 seconds into this week's episode. And I just can't get over the fact that your co-host is called Digi Bro. It just totally throws me off. I can't take a word he says seriously and I just I just constantly yell the words fag at my radio for no good reason. I'm gonna skip ahead to the opi section because I hate opi and yeah so yeah just no more Digi Broard just tell him to change his name to like Tom or something. So he did actually dislike Digi Bro. He just wasn't a fan of the fact that we were calling a person the word Digi Bro.

But he was only 20 minutes into the show at this time. Right. So he listened to the rest of the show, maybe Digi Broard want him over. Let's find out. Okay. Yeah, right. Yeah. Let me through that a whole episode of, you know, with the Digi Bro as your co-host and I have to say, I kind of, enter a threat that he didn't go through with those suicide attempts.

All the families and two hours of, um, gaining them. I don't know what it is. It's it's the anime. It's the anime and the... Oh, I'm a YouTuber. Yeah, big fucking dealier YouTuber. Jesus Christ, I'm a YouTuber. I took a video of a kitten once. Fuck off. So, did you, bro? Definitely a polarizing figure. Wow. In his defense, he wasn't bragging about being a YouTuber. I was bragging about him being a YouTuber. I don't think he brought it up.

Well. In his defense. Who was that last guy? I don't know. You don't know his name? No. I mean, did you hear him say his name? No.

I didn't either. So how the fuck would I know his name? I don't know how they come into you if they have a name on it. They doubt. Just a phone number. Okay. It's about the time we call him back. Oh, yeah, call me back. Speaking of which, I got a voicemail from a robot. This is interesting.

Interesting. Yeah, this is our first robot voicemail. Huh. Hey, Carl was okay. My owner found W, A, T, P. When my owner started his own podcast last July, he's that badass motherfucker from Metal and Mortgage. The nature of my call is the request that you stop putting out shows.

I have to live in the same shared memory space as your podcast download file. Quite frankly, it's syncing up the fucking place. Though, if you could just take a break or get hospitalized or lose your voice for a little while, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks in advance. Oh yeah, call me back. L-O-L. She has a point.

So, that was a robot from Bob. Wait, the robot's owner's name was Bob and he's on a show called Metal and Mortgages. Maybe I should get this right. This is Bob from Metal and Mortgages who left that voicemail. I have no idea what that is. That's Bob's robot? That was Bob's computer robot phone something. Okay. Some kind of artificially intelligent being that called our show. Let's talk about the Louis J Gomez's fans because he did doxme. Oh, yeah. So now they're calling me as well.

Yeah, I'm looking for that motherfucker named Carl. Don't ever resist respect Louis J Gomez sucker We got a number of phone calls for people who are real-ass podcasts fans telling us what for and what not This next voicemail is the return of our buddy But oh we Oh But oh weeb! Oh! Hey guys, it's Buttholeweeb. I had a pretty sick night drinking with my grandparents, but that actually... ...it's a shit face. Anyway, it's um, to BBHTP and all my uh,

Oh my Buttholeweeb's out there. I just want to tell you guys, um, I just watched the first episode of a show called, um, KenjiNoMago, the new anime, your fucking bloos that watch it. I won't. Let's dig. Thanks, girl. Thanks, Bottleweeb.

He calls people Butthole Weeb's now? All the weeb's out there. All the weeb's. Those are anime fans. Just why he's a Butthole Weeb. Because he likes to know if people eat buttholes or not What the weep Let's let's table this

Let's see what a small talk for after the show. Okay. All right. Here is Butthole weep explaining to Digi bro that he gets the butthole weep joke Because whoever Digi bro had to explain that to him. Yes Oh, yeah, hey guys, it's the whole, uh, uh, uh, uh, just suggested you, bro. Yeah, the whole week thing, the week shit, I get the joke, buddy. I get it. Um, I'm a big fan of you, but I fucking get it, okay, that's the meme. I call him drunk all the time. So it's gonna be funny.

Oh, I mean, I don't think, uh, that's the meme. I call him drunk all the time. It's supposed to be funny. Oh, I mean, I don't think that's funny, but you have a fuck it. Well, what you're doing, Carl? Keep on the good show and titties. Titties to you, but, hold me. Titties, I'm worried about him. I am, too.

I don't think he's lying for this life. Ah, I'm worried about him. I have to. I don't think he's lying for this life. I'm worried about weeb. One other thing I want to play, we got an update from... Remember Fuck Rompus? Oh, gosh. I know. It's been blast from the past. It's been months.

It's good to know that he's still around. It's a rock-thompus. It's been a long time. I'm going to rehab. Good. Do you all right? Is that that? That was it. So fuck, Ruppus. I'm worried about you now. I'm going to rehab though. I'm worried about him too. So that's good. Cheese. W ATP has more people either going to rehab or in rehab than any other podcast. I have an idea for some merch for you. Oh, okay. I don't want to go to rehab.

No. W-A-T-P. We'll drive you to drink. Alright, kiss this, you've sag it. Kill yourself. Hey Carl, it's that one 15-year-old again who called in. A few weeks back to defend the honor of Kaya. And I'm just calling into apologize From my last colon not because of my remarks obviously Booboo guy needs to Fuck a new Rover and stuck his own four inch car can maybe in the process you could take a trip down the goddamn stairs

But when I was listening to the real-ass podcast the procedure did and the list episode of the official podcast I was reminded that I did call into the show and I completely forgot about it. I don't know what I was on. But anyway, listening back to an old cringy clip, I accidentally made the blueprint for everything you shouldn't do when you call into W-A-T-P. Even though I wasn't, it fucking sounded like I was earnestly coming to the official boy's aid. I sounded like the people who give you a one-star an ice-sync. It was fucking retarded. And fucking sounded like I was earnestly coming to the official boys aid I sounded like the people who give you one star and I think it was fucking no retarded and I sounded like an offended little orphan and even worse than that I was being way too sane

I didn't say some shit like oh well fuck you fucking kind of bloomer fuck go lick your dog's balls and that obviously should have disqualified me from calling into Carl's heartwarming show. So yeah, don't do what I did and get drunk before you call in because that is obviously great content that Carl definitely wants to hear. It's not cool what I do know. Go tell yourself I guess, I don't know, fucking... Go tell yourself, I guess, I don't know, fucking, I don't know.