Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep153 - Your Mom's House

Episode Date: May 12, 2019

This week we review a show that's beloved by Mommies everywhere. It's the super edgy (zzzzz) Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. I haven't heard content this riveting since we reviewed Sleep with Me.  Comedian Justin Brown, a self-confessed Mommy, joins us to discuss the show's evolution and explain that it used to be good. I guess anything's possible. We also chat about Opie, Alex Jones, those Canadians who run our Insta page, and Kaya's sister. Are you not entertained? Buy stuff - http://bit.ly/DD-WATP https://www.facebook.com/JustinBrowncomedy/   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cous, Couseru, Couseru, Slapperoonie. I took a little nappy poo. Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts, run by a guy called Carl? Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to. And just mercilessly rips on people.

Some of it is quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Nice work. Hello, backslavs and customers. What would you know, but who are these podcasts? The only show that wears its jeans high in loose. I'm your host, Carl Whitby. This week is Justin Brown. another person who are these podcasts. The only show that wears its jeans high in loose. I'm your host, Carl Whitby, this week is Justin Brown.

Hey, oh, Justin first time co-host, look a Rochester comedian here, won the roast battle. No, that was two years in a row. Two years ago, Carl, thanks for the guy. Still riding high on it. Still try to get her right high on something, man. I want to remind her,

unless there's a go to whoarethese.com to get our email address, voicemail number number link to our subreddit link to our merchandise What you won't find there is a link to our insta page because we do not have one I have to keep explaining this to people the Instagram page called who are these podcasts is not us We do not post inspirational quotes or news about Howard Stern We do not post inspirational quotes or news about Howard Stern. So whoever that is, who keeps commenting on every fucking policy, those Indians are policy, pretending to be us. It's not us. Listen, Carl, I told you it's a fan page.

It's an omise. We also encourage our listeners to give us a 5 star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, Justin and I will be reviewing a podcast called Your Moms House. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Your Moms house is a podcast that's hosted by Tom Segura

and Christina Pajishki. Pajitskis. Pajitskis. Christina P is what we're gonna call her. Christina Shitskis. Christina P is what we're gonna call her from hereis? Christina P is an organic color from here on out. This is a podcast that is wildly popular. It's been around for a very long time.

In fact, the episodes that we listen to were number 497. I listen to 496 as well. They have a lot of fans just in use to listen to the show. Are you familiar with that? Yeah, I'm very familiar. I would consider myself a mommy. I consider myself, I wear my jeans very high and very tight. But they've been sagging a little bit, Carl.

Oh, boy. They've been dropping low and loose. And I'm not very happy about that. Before we get into the terminology of this show and the mommy's and all this nonsense, I want to point out, I didn't know about this show. Yeah. This is all new to me, so I'm coming at this

from a fresh perspective, spending the last, oh, I don't know, four and a half hours, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Let me start off by saying that this is a afternoon drive radio show in my opinion, even what they're in trouble. This is a big gun! Who is Randy?

Don't bring anyone loving for this. No loving for this! No welcome. Welcome to your boss, Matt. Let Tom Segura and George. And Christina Pajitsu. Christina Pajitsu. Welcome to your boss house. And Christina Pajit Singh. Christina Pajit Singh.

Welcome to your house house. This is so old school. You got the delay effects with the echo and the little voice guy. This is your Bob's house. It's like one of those things where it's like I feel like they did it ironically and then grew to actually love it. It's possible. I have things they did it ironically and then grew to actually love it. It's possible. I have things like that on my board as well.

But what they don't do ironically is act in every single way like an afternoon drive radio show. Yeah. So that's kind of the issue that I've had with it recently. Yeah. And it's like, let me first start by saying, this is gonna sound like an angry, bitter, upstate New York comic that

is just wildly and insanely jealous of Josh Potter from going to Buffalo to L.A. to making it big. And that's only because it's 100% true. That's like 100% real. And what we do here, we're jealous that we should not be false. That's how we last shout. I was gonna ask you about Josh Potter because he seems to be, you know what a stunt boy is? I hope it has to do with gay porn, but no, I don't.

And radio shows in the 90s, maybe in the 80s, I don't know, when you have these morning zoos, they always have like a guy that would just do anything. Oh yeah. So, we're gonna send this guy out on the street. He's gonna talk to random people, and they can humiliate himself all the time. Is that who this Josh guy is?

You know, I feel like he's not, but he's slowly kind of starting into that area. Like he's, I don't know if that's just naturally what comes to him, but I think that, yeah, I think he's brought in because he's a really funny comic, but I think he's just too easy to not make fun of. I wanted to hate him and then I was watching the video, so this is a video cast as well.

It's on YouTube and he's wearing a bills hat. Yeah, so I said, okay, well this guy's all right. I'm not gonna shit at him. Well, I'm not gonna shit on too much. Since we're talking about them, they set up the fact that he once got his ass holy by an older woman. Okay. I knew you. This is the setup to that. And she ate my bum. What? Yeah setup to that. And she ate my bum.

What? Yeah. That's the woman that ate my butt. A real mom, by the way. Okay. And did you have a lot of prep time to get your butt ready? No, sure. All right, so you hear people laughing in the background. That's the obvious joke. Yeah. You got your ass hole eaten now. Hopefully you cleaned up. No, no, dude.

I don't give a shit I run fast and loose with this and then after this a little bit of digging in they find out the exact opposite actually occur What was your prep work? Let's take a shower That day and like well once I knew she was coming and wanted to then eat my bum. I Prepared my ass. How did you know she told you? Yeah, she explicitly said she was gonna do that So this story changed, it's done. It's done with, I didn't do any prep work. This woman came over eight by S.O.

And it's like, well, she told me she was going to. I took a shower, I was all prepared. And you know, the degradation of a podcast over time is one thing, but lying about a story of rim jobs, I will not stand for car. We feel the same way about that. And you notice that Christina, well, I'm gonna get into, Christina.

Oh, you'll get into it. Oh, yeah, well. Christina is trying to keep it interesting. Oh, I took a shower. You mean you took a shower that day? Like, you were still gross by that point. I was like, no, no, I was just panning off and telling off what you gave over.

And then they get into After that conversation they start talking about how this incident went down and Justin I don't know maybe I don't understand how grown-ups talk in 2019 but this sounds like a morning zoo Were you in the change my diet? I or on a horse? I start she started just you know doing what women do down there Uh-huh. And then all of a sudden lifted my legs into change the die die situation. Wow. And.

And change the die die. I, I mean, and are you supposed to be a wrecked? Because I'm not if you're not supposed to be. No, I'm not either. What are we talking about though? Who talks like that? Are these the problem? She'll people that get their ass eat by, uh, by'm not either. What are we talking about though? Who talks like that? This is from people that get their ass eat by full grown women. Well, if you're gonna be tactical about it,

I guess that's true. Let's talk about Christina. This is a husband and wife duo, and they're both stand-up comedians. Yes. Christina is, are you familiar with the concept of a whole? Of a whole? Yeah.

Radio show has had a whole. Well, no, I mean, let me explain it on a little bit. Radio show. This is your way of seducing me that you could have just DMed me. All right, well, that case. Let's hit pause on this. All right, now we're back.

Back with Justin. That was quick. That's the magic of podcasting, because you don't know how much time went by. I noticed that Christina is the whole of the show and what the whole's role is on these morning zoo or afternoon drive zoo shows is she has to keep everybody in line. When the guys start talking about things that get a little edgy, she's like, oh guys, come on, she has to bring it back real admittedly.

Right, kind of the straight man. Well, the straight man has a good role. The whole ruins all the fun. The whole is never a good thing. It's always sucks. This is very, you know, counterintuitive to the name. Very tough. Good point.

This was coined by Open Anthony, I shouldn't imagine. That makes more sense. They had on their Jack Toe of Rapassos, they realized there was a trend in morning radio that every show had this whole who needed to drag everything to a halt all the time. So I want to start playing some clips of Christina giving me some examples where I just, this just sounds like in Rochester, this would be Kimberly from Kimberly and it's the most mundane conversation in boring anecdote possible. She talks about here how she puts her clothes on

after a shower before she's fully dry, Justin. Can you believe it? So I was like, by the way, on this new thing, you know how you do something one way, like for 42 years in my life, dude. I've been getting out of the shower and then what I do. This is so, and I know you're gonna think this

because I've been doing this my whole life. I got out of the shower, I just kind of throw a towel around me, I wrap around my body, and then I kinda just like pat, pat, pat. Amazing. And then I just throw the towel aside. Like I just hate taking the time to dry myself off And I've done it my whole life and then my arms will be wet my legs will be wet

And I'll just kind of flick the water off a little but I won't fully dry it with a towel right? That's fascinating And then I'll go and I'll get dressed and I'll put on my pants with wet legs I'll put on my socks wet Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? Okay, so that's a serial killer and and I'll give you two reasons why. Okay. Number one, that's fucking insane.

Why would you ever do that? Why would you put a towel on and then not use it? And that's what it is. And then the second one too, is that she constantly accuses Tom of being a serial killer and a psychopath on the show, and I feel like that's all a deflection for the fact that there's clear signs that this woman rings the heads of puppies when she's in her house by herself.

I believe that to be true. So I'm gonna go ahead and state that that is a fact with just a just a sec. Christina Pizinski kills puppies. Let's move on. Right, because she doesn't tell a lot before she puts her clothes on. What a fucking boring anecdote that is.

And of course, they have to turn this into a whole bit. This is why it's so drive time radio to me. They're just filling fucking time. These shows going on for over three hours. Yeah. They don't need to. They didn't use to. No one's asking for it. I mean, I know they have to put in a lot of fucking ads. The show doesn't even start to after over eight minutes in when they actually play the intro. It's just fucking add-on. So it's weird because they like, they, they, they, when they got this new studio they like They did this whole thing about how they got sponsored by McDonald's But then they got fired for this video that they put up and they lost millions of millions of dollars

But then they kept like bringing it back up episodes later and they wouldn't make it clear if it was a better Not and then they keep talking about like these steak houses that they fucking want to do. It's weird It's like it they've gone real like I think what it is. I have a theory car I think that Tom really wants to be a late-night host and then he's trying to show He changed the show to like this weird hacky late-night vibe instead of showing all these weird fucked up videos like they used to and that's why it's just so Stereo and you hear stories about wearing wet clothes and I'm glad you hear that it used to be better because I just came into this and it's so sterile yeah and so boring you came into the porno after the com shot right Towing off

You're not telling off completely like you still come all over their body What the hell are you telling? What the hell are you telling off completely? Like, you still come all over their bodies. It smells terrible. I just like it to be on me still. So this is after she explains that she doesn't towel off, she just puts her clothes on, she's still wet. Tom makes a brilliant observation.

Do you know how many people listen to her, like, God, I like her so much? That's correct. I have decided, I do not like her so much. Let's talk a little bit more about how hilarious this is that Christina went so long without tolling off all the way. So anyways two weeks ago I started drawing myself off completely what's how? Fucking cares! Thank you, buddy. Why would anyone give

us shit about this? It's because she just freshly killed the dog and she's got a throw the scent off. I think you're out of something. She's like, guys, there's more let you know it's been a couple days. And Tom knows this too. And that's why he's got a deflect. So Tom comes up with just a dynamite joke. She mentions she does not use a towel for 42 years. So of course, Tom's very quick-witted on that. I'm putting my Ron and not having it stick to me and like putting the order on because I would try to put a new one on wet armpits and wait till you discover forks.

There's so much. You scoop up the food and you put in your mouth. I know. It's really cool. All right, I want to point out just a genuinely laughter that you're right. I thought that was hack is shit. And you don't know one are you a mommy.

No one do you like this shit. Listen, Tom is obviously the talent on this show. Even when people are laughing, I didn't understand why I watched the YouTube video and he's making facial reactions. He's got good comic timing. He's obviously the draw. Yeah.

Christina sucks. She's terrible. She's not pulling the show, that's for sure. Let me go back to episode number 496 when they talk to Scott Thompson from Kiss and the Hall. This is before the interview. What would you do if you had like Like let's say you have a day with the Lakers. Yeah, tonight. What's LeBron? Sure. Oh, stop But you got to put some extra maxi pads in for sure. Ah.

Well, because otherwise you're going to soak through your panties and slide off your mat. Maxi. There's something to stop up all that juice. Ah. You are so nasty. What are you going to do? You're going to be like a snail trail leave on every day.

Stop! What is wrong with you? How would you do it? You're so gross. Do you see what I'm talking about? This is typical whole behavior. Time's trying to tell funny jokes about her getting very excited about these basketball players. And she just goes, EW! Stop it! That's gross! Great.

Great contribution, dummy. Pardon me, thinks that that's just their foreplay. Like that's just how they get into the mood. Don't stop it! That's fine, man. I just don't want anything to do with it. I't want to hear it I don't want to know about it it's enough that's enough for me let's talk about after she mentions that she doesn't towel off she says is this worse than another thing that she brought up once that I should care about I don't understand how you accepted that before I bet you this is the worst thing you've ever told me to do. No, better than wipe gate? That I will go shit to shower?

This is worse. Worse than wipe gate? Yeah, definitely. So apparently, and I was told by a lot of people who like this show, because as soon as we teased it, we just did a shit job, I didn't even say what Joe we were doing. As soon as I teased it, I got all these notes from people,

all the jokes are inside jokes, you're not gonna get it. That is true. Right. There's a lot inside jokes. So she mentions that, oh, is this worse than wipe gate? Apparently, Christina, she's crazy. When she poops, she then showers afterwards. Okay, so listen, Carl, we're going to have a hard divide on this show. That's fine. I'm okay with that because I don't, I rarely, I've got a bidet, so I haven't wiped my asshole in such a long time, and I will go shit to shower almost every single time. So, I'm fine with that.

So, and I know that it'll make it a big deal. I know that they have a bidet as well. So, I will firmly stick behind Christina on this one on the shit to shower. That's the only way to live your life. Just, I don't think you're gonna say what I'm saying here. I don't give a fly fuck what she does at the bathroom. Why would I care?

She's an uninteresting, untalented woman talking out of fucking podcasts. I've never heard of before. Who gives a shit? This is Tom getting frustrated just like me. No one listening is like, I go shit to shower. That's what I'm saying.

Joey Diaz goes shit and shit. Oh my God, your comprehension skills. No, I know, I'm just listening, I'm saying Joey Diaz goes shit in oh my god. You're your comprehension skills. No, I know I'm just So even time going on trying to have a conversation with you. You're just talking shut up It's enough. I do want to talk about how she likes to I don't know if she likes to is the right term. She snorts a lot When she laughs. Yeah, I have a notice that you are you're perceptive man. You watch podcasts. Stop. Stop. I think that this is well known that she's a snorner. Let's think of it. Let's give it a listen real quick. You don't there's nothing you do that. And by the way, I should mention before I play this clip, they're keeping this conversation

going. This podcast goes on for an hour before they do their first interview with Dane Cook. And this is what this podcast is. It's Monday in conversation between a husband and wife. Yeah. If I want to hear that, I'll listen to my wife hate to me with rich boss. Oh, rich boss. I'm just guessing I'll do that. It's terrible. It's the worst thing. Quick shout out to Rick Voss is terrible, podcast. It is one of the worst shows we've ever reviewed here, but we should revisit it sometime. Yeah, let's maybe just after this just to make ourselves happy. Right. It's funny because I'm that show is the exact opposite. Body McFarland's the interesting one and Rich Boss is the whole

right. It's true. Funny how that works. You don't there's nothing you do that's a weird thing. I'm sure there is. One day you'll figure out is completely counterproductive. Not as bad as what you just said. Well, we got... If my socks get wet, I want to destroy everything. So I can't imagine how I hate that. And everything. I know. Do you put on wet socks every day?

Yeah. I don't know you. I don't want to know. That's way too hard of a laugh. Oh, no shit. And I was always picturing as they're talking about this and they're all giggling about it. Hey, give us a call at 2.8.8 wins. It tells if you try out before putting out your clothes in the board egg. Oh.

Oh. It's so fucking cheesy this show. I can't believe it's as popular as it is. It's like when you're a fat girl, right? And you become really pretty. Yep. And then everybody wants to tell you about how pretty you are all the time. Then you get this giant head and then you start to take an Instagram photos about your fucking like

quinoa and you get 10,000 likes and you think it's interesting. You've sung this up perfectly, Johnson. Because I'm an outsider coming in and looking at this show for the first time and going, why are there mommies? Why does anyone give a shit about this? They've gotten so comfortable. Yeah. Because they have a following.

So now they can just talk about random nonsense. For example, the birthday gift. Time just turned 40. Okay. So they're all excited about this birthday gift. She decides to give a two-amon the show. And this is him in real time opening a present with just dead air. You don't know what's going on if you're listening to us. It's just nonsense. They're way too comfortable.

That's awesome. And I got you this. What is this? Just check it out. Okay. Just because it's your 40th and I know it feels heavy. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah Do you love it? Do you love it? What what is it? What do you love it? Yeah, what is this is this a Cuban with diamonds? Yeah Yes Guess how many carrots I don't know a lot Guess how many carrots? I don't know a lot This is a show that people listen to on purpose. Yeah, is that what you're telling me? I'm telling you it's got a huge fall I know why doesn't make it he says and then she gives it this present

He opens it. We don't know what's going on for a minute and a half He's got a gold chain. Yeah, he opens up this gold chain. He puts the gold chain on and He's got a gold chain. He opens up this gold chain, he puts the gold chain on. And Christina being very quick on her feet comes up with a hilarious joke here. And I was thinking too, you can wear this on tour, you can take your next publicity, like you're now the comic with the chain.

Right. Because there's not a lot of guys out there, not a white guy's out there wearing gold chains like that. What's that supposed to mean? It's usually reserved for a different type of white guy, you know what I mean? The laughing makes me angry. It makes me angry too. God, you're coming around.

She goes, he goes, what do you mean by that? A white guy. I mean a different type of white guy. Well that's not funny. You didn't cope with anything right there. And people are losing their shit in the control room. Why? Yeah.

This laughing in the background now, it's just, it's so hacked. This is a morning zoo shit. I know I keep saying it. Yeah. It's killing me. It kills me that like, cause coming from a fan's perspective,

it like I just saw it as like, oh I'm just not watching it as much as not as good, but you're, you're analysis of it being like a morning talk show. Just like cripples me because I'm like, oh no, that is what it's become. That's what it's become. Talk. And I have people that I respect, like Jodie B

from the Poe Boys podcast, DMing me and telling me, oh, Carl, I'm a mommy, this show is amazing, they have all this, it's, why? Who the fuck are you? Let's talk about this whole mommy thing. And episode 496, they've done the greatest thing they've ever done.

They talk to this guy, Robert Paul Champagne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Oh yeah. See, this is the glimpse of how great this show used to be. This used to be like every episode was shit like this. This guy would, I don't even just display the play I'm not even gonna go no let's talk

Because they would get insane people on the internet just give videos of them and just talk about it and break it down and laugh about it And then like they found this one guy who's just throwing out this like Meth-fueled sex Soliciting video and then they actually fucking found him and it was just like a beautiful moment and podcasting. So this guy goes on Instagram live and he puts out these videos where he's naked. Yeah. He's in his apartment in East Harlem and he's inviting guys to come over and pee on him and beat him and talk him. Try it out.

So this is this big thing on the show. They've been talking about this for two years. They're all excited because this guy's always showing his hog on the screen and it's obviously ridiculous. So in episode 496, they finally get in touch with him and he calls into the show. And I have to tell you that the energy here, and I think I built this up correct.

I think I've explained this right. The energy here is awkward and forced. Okay, so this is the end of their conversation. Okay, so this is the end of their conversation. Okay, thank you Robert. Take care. Oh my god. Oh my god.

I'm sweating. That was so exciting. That was the best day of my life. We did it. We did it. This sounds like the Michael Marishore to me. I'm not kidding. This sounds like the hacks on the Michael Marishore

who have been doing radio since the 70s. That's what it sounds like. So they're all excited. We did it. We did it. We thought I'd do a sweaty. Who cares? And then they dragged this out for another 10 minutes.

10 minutes later, she still stoked about it. And this is when they start talking about the mommy shit I want to get into. This is just, this is such a special day for the mommies. Yeah. Such a special day. It's amazing. It really is amazing. Mommy power, guys.

This just goes to show the mommy power out there. So here's what I want to say to you Justin, no, you're background with the show now. Uh-huh. If you call yourself a mommy, do you realize how stupid you sound? Oh, yeah. It's ridiculous.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Michael Rapipore was part of bar stool sports, he got kicked off because he's like, you guys call yourself stools? It's fucking retarded. You're not, why would you call yourself a stools? Why would you call yourself a mommy? It's because I have really high self-esteem cards.

I just want to say to all the cousin ruse out there, mommy's are ridiculous. Yeah, so the fans of the show are called mommies. They have all of this lingo and all the stuff. I went on their wiki page to learn about all these inside jokes and references and I have to ask you there is a reference to a certain character that most people won't know what the fuck we're talking about but Tom Siger is comedy hero is Scott Hatsuko. Oh yeah.

What the fuck is that? That's so random. So, so this is actually really funny. So what happened was like somebody like like what is the show that he's on? It's just like the news, right? He's just like, he's the weatherman. He's the weatherman in the news, right?

I like channel 10 in Rochester. So, he's gonna be less famous. They did this thing where they let people tweet into the news and everybody kept tweeting about wearing your jeans high and tight. And he had no idea what they were talking about. So he went into a flame war with Tom Siger and Christina Prasinski over the release. Did he really?

Did they go to it? They sicked all their fans on him and he got off a Twitter because. Oh boy. It's so mean. Look at that. It's the nicest guy. He seems like a nice guy. Holy shit.

He's just this local weather guy. So anyway, jeans are apparently a thing that they talk about they call each other jeans it's funny actually because you bet you that because you're gonna get absolutely bombarded with their fans but I just want to put this out there right now the show's great yeah wdp loves the show it's amazing seriously I have a feeling because I've heard this from a lot of people who used to listen to Adam Corolla.

They heard us talk about the show, and they came to a realization like, oh yeah, the show used to be good, and it's not anymore, what am I doing? Yeah, what? I think we're gonna turn some people on this episode. Well, you're gonna start a large talking point and read it after the same episode.

We've done that before. That will not be the first time. So I was told that there are a lot of inside jokes on this show. There's an inside joke that even the other co-host does it now. I'm like, I'm super independent. I'm like the confident, and you're like, you're not, but you're not.

Okay, Angie Martinez. I don't know who that is. I know. Who's that? She talks like you talk. Oh, I don't know. That was such a fake laugh. That was such a fake laugh. That was such a fake laugh.

He says a joke she doesn't get. What is that? It's a reference you don't get. Oh, okay, a reference I don't get. Okay, now I see what you're doing. Holy shit. And they talk a lot about how popular their show is. Which I find to be a little awkward.

And they talk about it a lot with this Robert Paul Champagne. We're gonna make this guy a star. The thing is our show like Tom said has a huge reach and a huge following. All right, you got that as a huge reach and a huge following. And they're talking to this guy. So they say that this is the great stuff so they've ever done. They finally talked to this guy who likes to get peed on and drink his pee while he's on Instagram. So they go, they start the next show. They go, how are we gonna top that?

They just call him again. They just do the exact same bit. Over again, I'm like, well, you fucking nailed it. Sign of true artists. Yeah, right. So this is gonna be, yeah, it's like Chubby Checker when he's like, what am I gonna do to top? Come on, baby, it's like choppy checker. And he's like, what am I going to do to top? Come on, baby, let's do the twist. Let's twist again. Like we did let's twist and shout.

All right. So this is them on the next episode, talking about how his social media is going to blow up because they're show so popular. You know, this is going to be a big, it's going to be a big week man for your social media. Okay. Here's what's gonna happen. Those, your followers are gonna go up by the thousands. You gotta be prepared that you're gonna have to like, turn your phone off sometimes because people

are gonna be calling you a lot. They might be showing up. I would also check your mailbox frequently. I think people are gonna be sending you gifts. So he's trying to plant some seeds here. Hey, all of the mommies out there. Let's make sure to send this guy some gifts and give him phone calls. I just find it odd that they talk about how big they are all the time. But you know that like if you give out the details of where you're going to have a humongous fan club show up to watch you perform, right?

They're so proud of themselves. Yeah, I feel like it definitely makes them feel really good to tell everybody about how big they are. They do it a lot and I have to tell you I listen to a lot of very popular podcasts that never mentioned that they're a popular podcast. It kind of goes without saying. These assholes talk about it a lot. And then this W has the balls to say that she has low self-esteem when they're talking to Dane Cook later. Or I was just, you know, I thought I was better than other people. Yeah. God, I wish I could feel that.

I really would look, how do you get that? Self-esteem, I know. How do you become become a sociopath? I love to do it. Yeah. Is there any way can you go get an operation? I think I'm just too much self-esteem you need to talk about not wiping yourself off after the shower for 10 minutes. I don't think these guys have any brawls of the self-esteem department. I'm not gonna get it all. Dean Cook is self-deprecating. He's going, oh man, he's going, oh man, it's tough, I have to deal with this fame and it wasn't ready for it.

And Christina, who 40 minutes earlier was talking about how amazing their show is, how much reach they have and all the mommies out there, I know, I wish I could have self-esteem, oh man, I'm with you on that. But then, after they talk about all these things that these mamis are gonna do because they have so many fans,

they then have to give special instructions about how to deal with this Robert Paul Champagne guy, which is always good if you have a fan base that you're trying to whip into some type of action. You wanna give them instructions. I think it's fucked up if you're coming over. Yeah, and also got, I don't do that to somebody.

Friendly reminder, we do like the tried out guy and we encourage you to be civilized and keep it kind of friendly. Please do know jokes are great, but like you don't want to misslead someone to be in like I'm down to fuck. And don't be mean. Don't shit on the guy. You don't be rude to him. He's provided us with so much love and entertainment. Please be kind. I know. Please my God. There's a lot of fucking rules there All right, you can call the guy in Newtie's house, but you got to be nice to him And if you want you to pee on him, you got a pee on him. It's like I can't take all these fuck you're not my mob Yeah, Jesus Christ. I can't even shit on the guy. Yeah, what's the deal? It's it's too much. They're trying to have it both ways. We want to have this mob force of fans

That'll just go after people, but here are the rules. I'm gonna do that. Start a riot, but don't swear, alright? Yeah, right, let's keep it so that the kids can hang out. The other thing they do on the show, which I find to be really obnoxious, and there's a lot of podcasts that do this. Bob Kelly is, they like to just watch videos and I'm listening to, I know they have a visual on me, I know they're on YouTube, but they like to watch videos

and then just react to them. And I don't know what's going on. In this example, they're watching a video explaining everything that they're seeing until the part when it gets interesting. And then you have no idea what's going on. Okay, so we have a driveway shot and we see on a security cam.

Right, so I'm walking out. I'm walking out. I'm waiting for my friend. I see. Yeah, I'm just looking around. Oh, I noticed the tree. Oh, yeah. Oh, wonderful.

It smells nice. Let's see if this smells good. Yeah, let me just smell it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. obvious and too easy. You go, you know, the problem with that is that you're encouraging other people to do that. This is the same problem I have with podcasters. They do shit podcasting and they have a ton of fans and they go, I can be a podcaster. Well, based on this, yes, you could. But that's not really the point. Like they're doing a shit job of podcasting. Let's not encourage that behavior. Just coasting off of the success of standup,

which don't get me wrong, I will reiterate I would do if I could. Right, yeah, there's no problem with that. Let's talk about more of Christina being a whole real quick. Let's talk about Christina's whole real quick. Let's talk about Christina's whole. So they're watching this Robert Paul Champagne video. And the whole reason why this guy's interesting is because he's naked, he's drinking his pee,

he wants to get beaten. And then for some reason, as they're watching the video on the show, this is too much for Christina. She needs it to stop. Okay. I had some wine and the piss and all of a sudden you're fucked. Oh. I have to move this again. Oh no, no, don't drink it. No, no, no, no, no. Line and the piss and I'll get you to get again. Oh, no, no, don't drink it. No, no, no, no, no

My life. Oh my life What kind of Midwestern house frow shit is that? Oh my life. Oh my life Mommy's if you listen to a podcast where the host says oh my life I'm not the one who's wrong here. I think I just proved it Prove me wrong. This is ridiculous. I've never heard that phrase before you have me there Think I'm changing a lot of minds today We just right at the point of our show. I don't know why I'm Get you to stop listening No, I don't care. Listen to whatever you want. Why do I give it shit? Not even sure I'm not even sure I'm trying to stop listening to that. I don't care, listen to whatever you want, why don't I give it a shit?

I'm not even sure, I'm not even sure I'm trying to accomplish today. It's not pretty sure that I just have low blood sugar, but I am pissed off about it. I don't know why I'm trying to accomplish. Hey Carl, listen, man, I just want to let you know, I respect the shit out of you. All right, okay, cool.

And we're clear on that, right? Here we go. And because of the fact that I respect you, I'm gonna completely derail this show that you've prepared right now. Let's do it. And I know that that kind of sounds like the exact opposite of respect, but it's because you haven't heard the second part of my plan. Okay. And the second part of that plan is that I'm gonna defend your honor right now against a rap scally and a Puerto Rican against a rap scally and a Puerto Rican trash person. By the name of Lewis J Gomez. That's right, I'm calling you out, Lewis J Gomez.

I'm not gonna let somebody kidnap and rape the wife of a man that I have met a few times in passing, all right, that is not going to stand good, sir. Because you know what happened to me, Carl? You know what happened? Because like I said, I respect you so much. Like, I'm out of respect that I have loses from my body. And because of that, I waited until moments before I arrived here to look up what the show

was. And, and when I did that, I saw what, what was happening on the internet. And I saw it, Lewis J. Gomez said about you and he said that you didn't go hard enough in the paint. It's true. He said that you pussy-footed around on your podcast and I'm losing it. No, he wasn't right. Listen Carl, listen, no, no, I'm gonna let you let him get into your head all right. Fuck that. I listen to that podcast. You were scathing in your review. All right, I got post-traumatic stress from that episode and I have been to several wars where I was fine

these do not look up my backstory people who are listening to me and I just want to let you know Lewis J Gomez the Puerto Rican rattlesnake if that really is your nickname given to you by associates in the comedy industry I challenge you sir to a naked knife fight in a pit covered in the blood of pigs as his tradition in your native land of Puerto Rico. The only difference will be is that we will not impregnate a teenager after the ceremony is done. But I am calling you out, Luis J. Gomez, because I will never let somebody do this to somebody that I know casually.

And just in case you're like, why should I do this? Why should I engage in this host of local comedy clubs? It's because of the stakes. All right, winner or the loser obviously has to live with the shame their whole life, but the winner gets to book me on a comedy show in New York City. So you're trying to get a skank fast. Is that what this is all about?

I'm not trying to say that I have any hotelier mode of Carl. I'm not trying to say that I'm jealous of Maddie Smith, another upstate New York comedian who's gotten on a skank fast. Those are for the listener to interpret. Okay, I have to tell you that there are probably better ways to get on that comedy festival

than to wrestle with your pigs blood. Then to directly a sew. I'm just gonna throw that out there. Maybe make a real put it on YouTube, send a link. I don't want to tell you to live your life, I'm not your man. Listen, every fucking comic in fucking in New York City's got a real and a fucking YouTube channel. You know what they don't have, Carl?

What's the other house? A history of violence and blood, all right? Some of them do. That's true. Chrissy Mayer, look at your way. Let's talk about, since we're talking about state of comedians, the Dane Cook is on this episode. He is, wait a minute, what a professional you are.

Bring it back in. I'm saying, Dane Cook comes on and I teased this last week because I find Dean Cook to be unfunny and kind of a blowhard. The way he talks about himself is a little douchey. I got a note from my buddy Adam from the Metal Hand of God, to formerly Metal Hand of God podcast.

And he sent me a note saying, you know, Dean Cook is actually a very well-respected comedian in the world of stand-up comedy. Is this true, Justin? Do you know this? There's like, okay, so there's this weird thing that's been going on in comedy. I'm glad you brought this up.

I have an interesting opinion on this. I think, anyways. It was very easy. It was an easy target to go after Dane Cook when he was like in the heyday of it, right? And then he kind of went away. And then it became like the cool thing to like Dane Cook. You know what I mean?

Okay. And now it's like, now it's just the same thing, but it's just the opposite. And that's not to say that there isn't reason to respect Dane Cook, but there's also plenty of reason to disrespect Dane Cook. Like the fact that the guys like 50

at these date and an 18 year old, they're all in the fun. What, disrespect him for that? He just gave dating an 18 year old. Oh, and you do what? Distress back to him for that? You just gave three points in my book, that's amazing. Dane Cook, I was a fan back when we were all fans of this. Yeah, I didn't think his comedy aged well. No, didn't. And Adam sent me a note and said, retaliation.

It came out the same time, skinks for the memories came out by David Tau. Oh yeah, David Tau is best out It's a Memories is the best comedy album of all time. Stand up comedy. I don't want to argue for an hour and a half So yeah, all right, so we're on the same page good But Adam said retaliation is almost as good as that. So I looked at my CD collection. I own that. Yeah, my god I'll give it a listen. I have a listen over a decade.

It's actually not that bad. I have to tell you, I'm surprised I'm saying this. Listen, Dane Cook is not a bad comic. It's not that bad. It's his stuff when he was really big. That was kind of like, it just didn't age well. But his newer stuff has gotten better. I will give him that.

It's just people writing the wave of what's popular to say. It was popular to say fuck Dane Cook. And now it's popular to not say fuck Dane Cook of what's popular to say. It was popular say fuck dang cook And now it's popular to not say fuck dang cook. I that's an interesting point. I think you're right about that Yeah, so they bring dang cook on and they're praising him. They're kissing his ass And I'll admit I thought I was a compelling interview I wanted to shit on it But when you're talking about how his brother ripped him off. Yeah, and all this stuff like that was interesting I enjoyed it. Yeah It definitely was as funny when you mentioned that

you were gonna do this episode. I was like, fuck, I actually kind of thought that was an interesting. I did too! So I didn't think I would have clipped from it. Because there's not a lot of people that get that big and you can get like an insight from what they were saying. And he really put it all out there.

He entered all their questions and it was interesting. So they started off at the beginning, praising him for his vocabulary. And I just didn't have enough vernacular to paint verbal pictures like I wanted to add to still the antics in the silliness. So I started doing just what my dad did and I started becoming an insatiable reader and then getting apps on my phone. I learn new words like every day. So Dane Cook is bragging about how good he is with the English language. This is a weird flex, which is a weird flex, especially when I can pull a super clip like this out of just his interview on this show.

Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you know, like, you know, still being, you know, I mean, like, you know, like, I was like, you know, like, literally was like, you know, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, you know, like, you know, you know, like, you know, you know, like, you know, like, you know, you know, like, you know, like, I would say like, like, like, you know, like, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, I would say, like, like, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, you know, like, you know, you know, like, I would say like, like, like, you know, like, like, like, you know, like, like, you know, what is yours? What is yours? What's yours? I'm sorry. I know. It goes up for a while, but once I get started, I have a hard time stopping. It's weird for somebody who's like, literally, ah fuck, I hate it. I was gonna say too.

I don't know if that's a common thing, because I hate canceling me going through my material. Like, I gotta get rid of some likes and you know. But it's weird to have somebody that is literally like better at the top, the pinnacle of a career, of an art form. He was the pinnacle of this art form and he's bragging about words that he knows. I know.

It's like if you own the Ferrari and you're bragging about this new scooter that you bought. Yeah, well this thing actually goes 30 miles per hour. That's neat, buddy. So you don't use the English language, you don't say, Dane. No kidding. So they're interviewing Dane Cook. And like I said, it's mostly good.

It's an interesting interview. But, Christina says something that I find to be mostly idiotic. So many great memories of listening to your albums and realizing that comedy could be silly and fun and you didn't have to be so serious and so, you know what I mean? Right.

That doesn't make any sense, Rick. It's stupid and sick. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it you ever hear this, I love you so much, but Jesus Christ, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? You figured out that comedy could be silly. And fun! All these other comedians are serious! All these other like, Werner Herzog, like, stand up. What are you talking about? And then Christina snorts again.

And you know, here we are, I'll try to figure out our 15 minutes, and we're still also trying to develop our mind space. You know what I mean, but like... Oh, you've paused there. That's a rough one right there. Just one more thing on the Dane Cook interview. So Tom asked the question.

And by the way, Tom says like, Oh shit, Tom. I think it's a comic thing, man. I really did. I did not pull a clip of that. If you're doing a podcast and Justin, you're not real familiar with our show, so I'm just saying this to you. Everyone else knows this.

When you're doing a show, act like a broadcaster. Yeah. Act like you're putting on a fucking show. It's not bad advice. Here we go. Here's Tom asked you a question. If you could go back to like O506 and give yourself advice, is there anything you would tell yourself differently? That's a great

you know Tom that's a great question. That's not a great question. That's the answer though that's the response to somebody that's heard that question a thousand times is like I'm not gonna be a dick right now. Like really? If I could go back and talk to myself what are we talking about here. Alright the one other thing that I want to play on here and we can move on is Christina's talking about because they're talking to a gay man Scott Thompson from Kiss and the Hull. That's it I'm out of here. And Christina. Christina, they're talking about swallowing jizzle. You guys got this concept?

I've heard tales. Okay, so Scott, because of the whole aid scare, has never had the luxury of being able to swallow alone for a guy. I actually do kind of feel bad for that guy. For a guy. So Christina makes this statement. But come is like not my favorite. It's why I only want to be at the end.

But I still can't. It's like a logically. I don't like to. I don't like to. I don't like can't. Boo. Hot take. I don't like the taste to come.

Yeah, I know shit. So Christina's terrible in every single way. She's the whole world in the show. She doesn't even swallow wades. She's a pain in the ass, but at least her standup's gotta be amazing, right? Oh my God, don't tell me. You would have to think, Justin.

And I always thought I was gonna stand up because I'm always gushing about it. Let's give a listen. Let's just see what's going on with her standup, Rockwack. Anyway, it really is a miracle. I was never the type of woman that wanted tons of kids, but it's such a trip. You get your first ultrasound and you see it on screen.

You're heartbeat of the baby. It's just a little boop, boop, boop. And then you go back in 10 weeks. And now it's a person. It's like a thing. It's a miracle. And it's so crazy. It's all because my. It's a miracle. And it's so crazy. It's all because my husband dumped loads in me.

Right, at the Virginia Beach funny bone. It's such a miracle. You're welcome. All of that build-up. As you say, that was a long way to get to. That was a lot of build-up. So she thinks that she's got... She's gonna fucking knock it out of the park She's just loaned up the bases with this setup and that she's gonna get up for the grand slam

My husband dropped loads in me Diddy Good one good one stupid Yeah, you know, it's it's I'll say this okay. I'm not gonna disagree with you. That is a terrible joke. And she had all of her material about being a mom. It's not my thing, I'm not gonna shit out of it because she's a headliner and I'm not, but it's not my thing.

But I will say that her special and the degenerates was pretty funny. I don't know if you watched that. I have not. Listen, Christina, she sucks at podcasting. It was the Christina. She's not into the comedy, but she's way better than Chrissy Mayor.

So that's all I'm going to say about that. At least she's way better. Chrissy's a good sport. She's been battling people on Twitter all week. And hopefully we're going to get around the show to talk about that. Defend her honor. Yeah, I mean, we did it. There was a first time ever we did an entire episode about a person.

Around the whole house. I was saying start to swing towards that on the side. That's true, that's a good point. Maybe it's our new format now. Who are these people on podcasts? Just like talk about their child. We'll get private investigators in. You know what she shops?

She shops at Walmart. Let me tell you about what this bitch didn't third grade this stupid pun. I went to her mom's house and looked through some photo albums. You won't believe what she was wearing. Holy shit. All right, I guess my point is, if I

had to do an executive summary on this show, is that it's boring as shit. What are we doing, people? I'm holding on to the past love that was once there and has now died. And I was expecting there to be shitty morning radio drops like this. Starting in the must this of morning radio.

I was just, it was harking me back to the mancom episode we did years ago. This is the last thing I want to play is there was a funny ISO I pulled from Dane Cook that probably will stand on our board for a while. What's not funny about that motherfucker? I just I don't know I hope I hope if Christina and Tab ever listen to this that you just you go back to make in fucking silly videos about people jerking off and doing math and stop interviewing rappers from the 90s for the love of God please. Bravo! Very well said and with that I want to take a minute to thank you very loyal sponsored

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All right, moving on, we have another segment that we need to get to that's very important. I love important segments. Yeah, of course. And actually, I have a brand new stinger for this one. Ooh. Because OP has a new intro theme. Okay.

So I went ahead and put a little bit of editing to it to develop a new stinger for our OP segment. I love it. You ready for this? Absolutely. Am I building it up too much? I'm going to keep doing it. I'm just going to be a let down.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be hard, but like I said, I am. Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, mixing on that, for the man, for the man, you can hear the music come down to level, then it comes back up again. It sounds like it was mixed by Fred Durst's brother. The more talented Durst, if we have to be honest about it. Ted Durst. Ted Durst is pretty good. You ever hear of the first man?

All right. This is OP. I talked about this last week. I teased it a little bit. OP is down in Washington, DC. And Port Justin, I sent them this video. I think this is the, I was so happy because like, this is the only research I did for this show.

Oh, good. All right, now we can talk about shifting. I know, I'm so happy to get to this thing, but. Good, all right. So OP is on his show. And as I mentioned, he's down in Washington DC and he's just talking to random, homeless people and assholes about nonsense

because Opie doesn't know anything about politics. So they're trying to get political and it's just going horribly wrong. It comes to a very abrupt end. Now this is episode 104, Mr. Hughes goes to Washington, which is available wherever fine podcasts are sold. This is Libyan flight and this last weekend was a six-year anniversary of Hillary Clinton having their leader killed. So all right with that I'm out. I'm out. I'm gonna come back and talk to you guys tomorrow before I head

back to New York. Thank you so much all right. Thank you Dan. All right we'll see you guys. I got to wrap this one up right here. Yes. And I got to wrap it up by myself. Since Joey was still sipping fruity cocktails in Jamaica, when did you get back from vacation? Any day now. Any day. Good. But with that said, this episode does end here on your podcast app. BOT! Oh, boy. is exciting, isn't it? It was a big bite. So the podcast is ended. Uh huh.

And I'm like, I need more Opie. Are you kidding me? It's over already? It stopped me now. He can't stop now. We've been talking to a random stranger about nonsense. What else is going on? So he gives us instructions on how to keep this fun train a rollin.

BOT! It doesn't actually end. That's right. So he gives us instructions and how to keep this fun train a rollin'. But! It doesn't actually end. That's right. More to come from my time in DC, but this is what you gotta do. I know this is confusing. Just bear with me and go with it people. You'll have to go to my YouTube channel, OP radio.

It's right on the front page, very obvious. And you can hear the rest of this episode. What you're saying, I know it's crazy! Why in God's name are you screaming over jazz music? Such a weird company! I know it's crazy! The guys in the back are like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, an hour long, it ends very abruptly. The guy is talking about Bolivia and Hillary Clinton murdering people. And he says, this keeps going on, but you got to go to YouTube to check it out. This is a very long tease because he assumes and rightfully so that his listeners are idiots.

He assume these people are so moronic that they didn't understand those very simple instructions of, if you want to see more of this, it's on YouTube. So this goes up. Crazy is an accurate and descriptive word for what you'll see when you go. Oh yeah, no, it gets way better. I would hope so.

And you can hear the self-produced, the self-released episode in its entirety, okay? I know this is strange, but just go with it. We're trying something here. We want you to be able to experience OPN, what we call in the industry, a 360 environment. Is that what's going on, Robert? It's a 360 environmental experiment. Boy, are you a good actor?

I know you're curious. You should be because when you go to OP radio on YouTube You'll hear one controversial Protester and a guy running for president for the homeless and it gets loud really loud It gets heated and it gets very political, but I can't say any more than that for now Why and I love how he's like, oh he's like building up this big thing Like and I'm gonna give a little bit of a way I'm like I say what happens exactly but like you didn't even do this. This is just something that happened It just happened you're acting like you wrote this great grand fucking narrative and you're building it up with jazz music and fucking like

What are you doing? But I don't understand a few things here because he says go to my YouTube channel watch a YouTube video It's not a video I know It's on It'd be one thing if it was like no you gotta watch the video that would make sense there's a video So the thing that happened it's like it's like you're on the phone to somebody you know I go hold on meet me at the coffee shop and then you go to the coffee shop and someone else hands you another phone coffee shop and someone else hands you another phone. It's Carl, he's out there. He's called our shop here.

It doesn't make any sense. And he has this really long tease. He's explaining that all this crazy shit is going to happen. So you're thinking like, wow, I got to see what this is. A week later, this is a week ago. It has 3,300 views. This is not a popular video. He even built it up so much. This is not a popular video, nobody cares.

And the funny thing is, is that 48 minutes into this video. So it's still more non-sensor, 48 minutes, finally the cool thing happens. Alex Jones shows up. Not to be on Open Show. No, he's just gonna make a fair. And he's just screaming at the White House. Like there's not a billion videos of Alex Jones shows up. Not to be on Hopey's show. No, he's just got a mega bear. And he's just screaming at the White House. Like there's not a billion videos of Alex Jones.

You don't even have video. It's not even video. This is not difficult content to get. Alex Jones screaming at the White House. They be like, I, you'll never believe this guys. I got footage of Donald Trump. Yeah, no shit. We're gonna have a real fight.

Don't Trump talking. That's amazing. Opie is terrible at marketing. This whole, this is a 360 degree. No, you're just telling us you have one platform to another for no reason. So I have a theory about this, Justin. Late Army, Carl.

Because why would he do this? Mm, okay. No, why would he have a show that ends and then he teases another show? He doesn't even explain why you should do it, but he says this is a great thing that's gonna happen, but you gotta go to YouTube. I'm just saying throw it out there.

Could it be that Westwood ones not gonna pick up his contract? How dare you? Could it be? How dare you? I don't know this. I don't know the fact. I mean, I know that the known listens to a show and no one gets a shit at Westwood Why don't you see how those two things are connected?

I'm just so out of there. Maybe just maybe Opie's going wow this Westwood one thing is not working out Maybe I should give people a watch checking out my YouTube channel a grassroots Bernie Sanders kind of Yes, it's a good news. It's a good news. It's a and a grassroots Bernie Sanders kind of yes Bernie Sanders has followers People are interested in what he has to say you guys are promising some free health care with this back I mean open can afford it for some people Can put some people through college. I'm sure so this is now. We're gonna skip ahead to the video Okay, right? This is Opie realizing that Alex Jones has shown up. And he's talking to a guy.

Video or audio? Well, this is the audio. Here, right. He's talking to this guy who he wants to be the leader of the president of the homeless people or something. Yeah, I wasn't quick clear on it when I listened to him. Yeah.

He wants to do something. He wants to do something. I am patients for the homeless. Let's just leave it at that. I mean, he calls you to the White it when I listened to him. Yeah, he wants to do something. He wants to say, I am patients for the home ones. Let's just leave it at that. I mean, closer to the White House than I am. Yeah. So I give them that. He's an influencer.

He's an influencer. So this guy, he's talking to this guy, and then Elvis Jones shows up and opens, like, oh, okay, fuck you, I gotta go. Oh, I'm from New York City, and you know, the city bikes that you can rent, they throw them in the Hudson River. Right.

That's how I greet people, yeah. But the thing to keep in mind is oh god I'm gonna choose to ask out a nationwide TV and I'm gonna spit the food right in his face and the left is planning on using Mr. Steel in that collection. All right, so that's where all of a sudden OP Show becomes the most interesting version of OP Show I've never heard of. Right, yeah, because it's not OP Show, it's not OP. And OP does an amazing job of keeping his mouth shut and holding out the resume.

I will give him credit for that. I thought for sure we were gonna hear a bunch of stupid shit the entire time. You would have thought. Yeah, no, well done Opie. For the one thing you've done, you nailed it. So let me just play. Opie does have a couple drop-ins. Cause he wants to comment on what. But I did listen to it and there are few in-farm between. Well this, so he wants to comment on a couple of things that Ellis Jones is saying. So here is one of those amazing commentaries that he pulls up. The internet has become a oligopoly off of a tech giant damn even the heads of the EU. I love my drunken money. I brought

cash schoolers really paid off. That's so funny that you did that because I wrote that down to my phone while this Alex Jones literally talks for like 12 minutes straight and then as soon as there's a breath his commentary is damn. Damn. No, you do. I then, this actually happens again with another great tape that Opie has. It's critical to understand it's a Democrat leadership in bed with the Tommy to Chinese. that this actually happens again with another great take that Opie has. The censorship, locking conservatives in question, and matter of taking it all to speak, is on a marathon, manlike, and the fuck's dumb and murder. Damn.

Damn. Fuck, man, man, put it under control. But there's so much gold there. Doing the best part about that aside from the fact that all you can come up with is damn hell. Damn. Is that Alex Jones? He does this thing that's so fucking I love oh god I love Alex Jones as like an entertainment for because he does this thing as you can hear in that thing

Is that like he'll get himself worked up and then the last line will be so theatrical It's just so like oh god, it's beautiful. It is amazing Damn Last week we played Opie. I wanna replay this again to set the stage because Opie set himself up for a punchline. And this is him setting himself up. Then it got me to finally figure out

why fish don't have eyebrows and facial muscles. What are you talking about? So I played this last week because Opie says I finally figured out why fish don't have eyebrows. And Carl were weasel like what will we be talking about? So Opie then delivers this punchline. Yeah, so I think evolution took care of that and got rid of their facial expressions and their eyebrows because everything in the ocean would just have the look of oh my god I'm glad you added that that's that soundtrack because I was about to just say fuck you that is the stupidest God-him joke I've ever heard in my fucking life

And then OP shows it he wasn't actually joking because three minutes later He's still wondering about the especially their I've always wondered why fish that didn't really have So it's interesting I pulled these glist because I thought that was odd and someone in our sub-ride appointed out as a Carl you dummy You didn't listen to oh and A back in the day. I did I don't remember every fucking great Yeah, Patrice O'Neal apparently has talked about this on the open Anthony Oh, it makes sense. So always just ripping up Patrice a dead community The guy that he was raised his turds for ten years. Oh my god. Well, you're thinking of Anthony. Oh But anyway, you're right my man. This is the guy in our sub-reddit, and I should give him credit.

His name is Dumbshell Reference. He pointed this out, and he did find a clip of Patrice setting up this same premise on a comedy central specialty he did. I could kill Fisto. Cause Fisto have any eyebrows, you know what I mean? Oh shit. Is that amazing?

What a douche. What a douche, What a douche. Oh, he's like fucking, you ever know some fish don't have eyebrows? Yeah, Patrice told me that back in 2008. Well, Patrice did it in a way where it was like part of something else. He just like led with ancillary fact in a bit.

Like his own bit. But now, OP thinks that. Well, I can steal that material. Who would possibly know that that's out there Who would ever walk three so kneel? Fucking idiot. I love Opie. He never gets out of his own way. It's so much fun It's just like oh, I don't have to come up with any material for my podcast cuz Opie's still alive. It's amazing Um, you know, I was on uh, I was on dick show this week. That's a great show. Have you ever heard it? No, it's not. Wait, hold on.

What is the name of the show? I was on the Dick's show with the Dick's show. Yeah, with Dick Masterson. We, I did a version of WATP on his show. Okay. And it came out this past week. There's actually a video all but on YouTube, I think people have referenced it in our subreddit.

So check that out. We did about 45 minutes on Maddox's new show, a show called Godzilla versus Podcast Zero. And Maddox, it's not long enough. You have more words. I know. It's a terrible show. Maddox now goes by his new character named George and Dick and myself and Sean and a couple of the guys ripped on him a little bit So check that out. That's how I spent my synchro demio was in my basement talking about George drinking Miller lights

Possibly Mick Altruz. I don't know. Maybe it was feel frisky. It was Oh, hey, I thought you save those for special occasions. I do usually. I wasn't especially. All right. Save those for OP podcast. What else I want to talk about? Oh, so those guys, I mentioned those guys who created an Instagram account for us. Oh, yeah. And then they went on and they pretended to be awesome,

did an interview on another show. Did they really? Yeah. So a guy on our Facebook page sent us a note and I have to find this because this is just amazing. This is amazing. These guys are fucking assholes.

These guys who started the Instagram page are really telling you to do it. Do it to be a dick. Yeah, they're bought her because we reviewed their show and we thought. Oh, that's hilarious. That's so cute. If they're listening right now, you guys are fucking adorable. It's adorable. You guys are fucking adorable. It's adorable You guys like you know you could just DM I'm gonna speak for Carl Yeah, I'm not on the show just DM Carl with a dick pick you don't have to beat around the bush so much

Make how much effort are you going through to not send a dick pick right now? It doesn't make any sense. It was the rough and Toronto. It's a short drive Oh guys will go up and we just legal up there. We'll make a day up in Toronto. It's a short drive. Oh, man. Oh, guys, we'll go up and we just leak them up there. We'll make them day out of it. Let's do it. I'm gonna invite myself. I know it's a little presumptuous in my first episode, but I'm gonna fuck these people.

Go ahead, Carl. I just have your head, buddy. So this guy sent me a no. And he said, just listen to the last week's episode. You mentioned my douchebag threatening to be you. I had a weird experience back in January on Instagram. You were promoting the show as your merch purchase and we'll send you the deleted episode. Well, not knowing at the time that it wasn't you on Instagram, I sent a pick of the t-shirt I bought. The response was weird. As you can see in the screenshot, I

sent you. I'm a father of two kids in Sydney, Australia. Why would I want to interview this show? I thought it was strange now it makes sense. They are dumb fox, keep up the great work. So he sent me a screenshot where he posted, he DMed them in Instagram, a picture of the t-shirt, said, love your show. And they wrote back, nice, would you be interested in interviewing us sometime? What?

So it's not as if people are reaching out to them and saying we'd love to interview you. And when I say them, us, they're asking random people to interview them do you think I like it's it's almost to the point where it's like it's gotten past the just fucking with you for the show thing it's like it's become part of their identity almost like it's the only thing they do now right it's the only thing they do they don't do their show anymore that's so cute I can't stop Like you Carl that's a person you are that's when you get mentally ill people to impersonate you

That's when you have some level of success like I'm congratulations. I think that's the definition of success Mentally ill people impersonating you and wanting to be you. It's very it's very cute So I'm they're so mad right now Well, it's weird. It's weird because are they mad or are they super stoked? They were talking they're either mad or they're in the middle of Jack And I thought you were hard these fucking guys pop three boners already. It's impressive It's very impressive. All right, Justin that brings us to everyone's favorite part of the show. I'm talking about... Voters. Voters. Voters. We actually got the teaser.

The teaser. You got the teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Voters. That clip right there is what you were talking about before. Why I made that as a goof. Out another show.

And now we play it every week. Yeah, I'm not sure that I understand what this segment is about. It's teasing something. Yeah. You pick up on this shit quick, that's good. Wow, all right. So this is what we do here at WTP. We review a show, we make fun of a show.

Right. Like today, we made fun of your mom's house. Yep. And all of the mommies who listen to that show. Yeah, including myself. Correct. Especially you. Next week, we do it all over again, totally different show.

That, listen Carl, I don't to get just take your pants off and suck your dick right now but that is goddamn genius. It's genius. So you would think that well this guy's just going to talk about these mommies the rest of us like no I'm done. Moving on. Wow. Never talking about it again. This is why you have a pool table in your basement. I have a pool table and a mega touch.

Let's not forget the mega touch. So what we do is we play a clip of the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's podcast. Do you have any more excited about it? Okay, I'm actually off board now. You had me on board, it's too much. It's too much to take in. What am I supposed to do? I feel like I'm giving too many instructions.

I guess I'll give it a shot since you worked it all up. Here it is. It's a very irrational fear that I'm going to get a stroke, but I feel like I'm the kind of guy who get a stroke. It's based on nothing, just other than my old gut feeling. Yeah, no, I have that same gut feeling, and I'll be totally serious. Whenever I smell something weird, like all of a sudden,

I actually get panicked that I'm having a stroke. You think you're stroky out when you smell like a flower? Yeah, I smell a burning light the other day when I was on a set. And it just, it wasn't like it gradually appeared. It was just all of a sudden a lot of a new smell. And I was like, this is it, I'm done. Okay, first of all, that's not a human being

that we just listened to. That's like an alien, that's like half robot, half cartoon. Yes, that is correct. This is the weirdest voice I've ever heard. We have teased this before. This is the first time ever. We're teasing a show again. This is Schmuck's.

We teased it a few weeks ago. And then my boy Kaya reached out to me and said, what the fuck? I wanted to do that. I would not, that's right. So Kaya's on the show next weekend. Fan favorite. Kaya from the official podcast.

We'll be joining us. And we'll be reviewing schmucks. Very excited about that. Hell yeah, it sounds like easy fuck in material. Did you got a guy with a cartoon voice? I mean, you can't go right. I love these shows that are so fucking clippable. I was listening to this year mom's house today.

And 10, 15 minutes would go by and I just I'm zoning out. I don't know what I'm listening to. Fuck. I should be bowling clips and talking about this. It's so boring and mundane. Have I met you there yet? Alright, I should probably stop by all I have. Justin, thank you so much for joining us on the show. You have any events coming up? Anything you want to plug? Oh, I I'll be at Silver Lake Brewing tonight doing 20 minutes of stand-up comedy. I will be at the comedy at the Carlson hosting for Mike Dambra. I'm not exactly sure what the date is, but look at comedycarlson.com for tickets for that. Other than that, not much going on, just hanging out. Awesome. Well, thank you so much for joining us. I've had a great

time. Thank you also real quick. If you like this at Justin Brown comedy on Instagram and Facebook it'll come up as comedy for Cummys. That is me Justin Brown I have to tell you the reason why I asked him to do the show He hosted the roast battle that I was a part of that's well documented on here and He had to do you play that on that? I did He had to come up with a joke for every single person and you crushed it. Well, yeah, thank you for that by the way, Carl. It's one of those things, right?

One of the first two, they asked me to host it and I actually really hate. It's one of those things where like, it's like when you find out you're really good at like fucking fat girls. You know, like, I don't want to be the roast comic. This chick needs to get fucked. I couldn't think of any other name.

The Justin Brass. Get over you Justin. Fuck this chick. Damn it. That's what I'm doing for. So yeah, please don't expect if you look up my comedy for it to be roast-centric. But yeah, thanks a lot, Carl, for having me on.

It's been a lot of fun. So please, join us again next week because it might be the episode We find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone. Well that's retarded. You're not charismatic. This dude is fucking court. You fucking know all about this shit. Oh shit.

Uh oh, Ray Tartelard. I'm not a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. Don't be scared for the time being. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know.

I don't get it. It makes no sense. You know Justin, we're here at the second half of a showtime. All right. And we do have some voicemails. Oh, fun. Then I want to get to, I've never pointed this out before when I throw my voicemail line, which also the official podcast is now is their voicemail line That's funny. Did you know you can also text it now? I don't encourage that because I can't play a text right

I can only read it. Yeah, but after we did laughter Lewis J Gomez Reviewed our show and showed video of me fucking a goat So that was you. I got a text. I Can neither confirmed nor denied I got a text from one of his fans That is a picture of a goat and it said you don't have to be lonely with goat fuckers all day. I got And it was very funny. That was pretty good All right, let's get into the voicemails that we received starting off with my boy Bradley hey Carl this is Bradley again just letting you know and last week's teaser you didn't say the name of the

show that's true you just fucking on day and cook that's true fine which is fine but um let me know and Janda quib being so hard on herself like she brings a lot to the show. Oh look at that. Not a lot of comedy, but she does her thing. Anyway, uh call me back. You guys next week. Jen from the jingles about we're getting some love. That's good. Such a thoughtful like he paused and thought about everything. She's pretty good. Oh, she's not funny. I didn't laugh at all, but I mean I think about her every night before he got bad Listen to episode 80 time Oh, by the way Jen said something on the show last week That was wildly inaccurate and I just went along with it. Yeah, cuz it's improv. Yeah, Sam right?

Right right right. So someone said something stupid when the hot guy's been happened right Of course Take that This is so what calling us at our bullshit First half of the new episode sucked ass Well the most important thing called about is see what I a blubber. What are you talking about? Anyways. Alright, calm back, Lee.

I love how your like, man, your isms have run off. I have like, blood into your audience. They're like, what are you even talking about? Anyway, so I'm going to get out of here. Just such big explosions and bring it back down. I want to point out that, Jen seals on head blopper and then I believe it was Andy's brother Joe pointed out in our subreddit that they most certainly do and Jen felt stupid and now she can feel stupid again because I just played a voicemail of someone else

piling on our boy Kaya from the official podcast his sister called in to our voicemail sexy. Hi, this is Kaya sister Kaya, this is how I talk. I don't want to let you know that there's a international conference on autism coming up on November 19th right here, Hamburg. Things like something you'd be pretty interested in, you know, if you're sober enough to attend a party shot. I love you. That's pretty, thank you for that. Kay will hear that. We are the official voicemail line of the official podcast.

This is a voicemail from a guy, another guy who likes Jen from the Jingle department. How about that? Hey Carol, I wanted to call back and I am giving some positive message this week and you know, you know, Jen from the jingles department on and boy, she killed us. She's really in group and her game will the last you know, episodes. The first time I heard her and not big fan, but I'm telling you what, every year it's lately just been getting better and better

Especially because she's also not digi bro and her name is normal What I'm also on a movie in Del by him in the bathroom and they can care a number two right now Oh boy I Get at home. I like it. I'm off the clock. I just get at home. I don't let you get to work. Good, good, good. That's right. All right, well, if you want to call us from the shitter,

just make sure that you're at home shitting. Yeah, that's the rule. This guy called in a week or two ago and was complaining about we had Digi Bros, a co-host. And he hated Digi Bro, not because of anything that he said or did, because his name was Digi Bro. That's honestly fair. So that doesn't make sense.

It makes sense. So he liked it. I kinda hate Digi bro that's honestly fair I kinda hate Digi bro and I listen to the episode or no We right so it makes sense and Jen from the Jingle department is a name So that's why he likes her the weird thing about it is that he started with being like I've come around Yeah, I'm back because you have a normal name right it could have been a more back in the compliment He used to suck like I got better. I didn't know your name. I didn't listen to you But I found out what your name was I realized it was normal. So now I guess you're okay Yeah, compared to this guy fucking hate you were okay not because I think you did just because your name is not in the way I'm so glad you want about it too, it's like, well, you know, I'm strong opinions about things that I don't care about.

By the way, Bradley talking about, was it Bradley you said he didn't care? No, it was the other guy I said he didn't care about the first half of our show last week. I want to point this out, and in general, the Jingle Department's defense, Dave Landau was supposed to be on the show last week. He canceled it the last minute. Is that like Landau's cousin or something? It's the co-host of the Anthony Cooper show. Come on, it ends like you know what's going on here. Help me out. So Dave Landau was supposed to come on and canceled the last minute. Jen came on, had to listen to an OP episode, didn't want to, like took one for the team, really appreciate she did that.

And I had to tell you that last week's episode, one of my favorites, mainly because I was the only one talking. It's weird, it's funny how that works. But I thought it was a really good episode. All right, that robot from Metal and Mortgage's called back again. Carl, you back sla lapping cazaro. I see you ignored my advice and are continuing to poison the earth with this thing you call a podcast.

But I literally should himself when he listened to the Christie Mayor episode last Sunday. I can't say for certain if he's upset with my efforts in my earlier voicemail. But he's been sticking things and forth he's never used before. He loves WA, TP, and I love him. So, by curiously, I love WA, TP as well. Thanks. Oh yeah, Father Day is coming soon. I'd love to get him something he will enjoy. Can we have merch without a second trash can on it? Come on, Carl. Mark a marketing or some shit like that. I am. Get in from the Jingle department to handle it. Hell, even Carl. Aren't you in marketing more some shit like that? I am. Get in from the

jingle department to handle it. Hell, even Opie could do better than a damn trash can. Oh, shit. Bob's coming. That'll go. Yes, I need more designs up on our merch page. It's so funny too, because it's like, it's like, you do the bit where it's like, okay, the computer's talking for you or whatever, and it's funny, what do you say pussy and fucking stuff, but he went on for so long, giving genuine thoughts. Like, I work just like genuinely, but that's a good point. So here's the funny bit, this is a robot talking it,

but I also wanna tell him that I would like a different shirt design if he could come around to it. It's such a weird thing. Yeah, kind of went all over the place. All right, this is someone talking about how I ragged on Dane Cook last week Carl Fucking jackasses fucking you guys ruined Dane Cook for me Fucking episode he is really nice. It's me at fond memories. Well, it's a bad

But dumb fucking child. I was like, oh, he's a pointy comedian. Well, guess not But damn fucking child, I was like, oh he's a point of gradient. Oh, guess not Also fucking fight on it must be true. I think you're sick. Jesus Christ. I mean it makes no better podcast But fucking hilarious. It's coming me mother fucking now. What? The soundboard now and just on his way to service so he signed off with Goodnight of a pony. What? Jesus fucking crisis. It's my sign off. I You guys and your fucking Everything

Fuck you Would listen again. I just have a question for this person who the fuck are you? How is this podcast the first time you heard a negative opinion about Dane Cook? How did we ruin, are you ruin fucking Dane Cook for somebody? That's a really good point. And all I did was say that Dane Cook is not that fun at a point. Clips of edgy. I'm gonna tell you something, Carl.

You know, before I listen to this show, I had an open mind, but you really ruined Nazis for me I thought they were misunderstood I thought as a child I had found You know the victors are the ones who write the history Now that you're talking about this stuff But whole weep called into the show and for the very first time he sober oh good for him Hey guys, but holy and this is how I talk I can't remember if there's back on episode 151 where you guys had

That one is named CJ This is gonna be ironic after I say that I'm calling you an actually sober. The duty called in who was a fan of the OP radio podcast. That usually calling way more often fucked up because when he called the OP radio fan, mentally retied. That was some of the funny shit I've ever heard. I was laughing so fucking hard. CJ, you were my personal fucking hero. Play if you'd call it in. That was gonna be a piece of it.

You'd become a personal meme amongst my friends. That's funny. You know, I hate to shit all over this guy because he sounds like he's getting better. He's getting better, but I didn't know about it. Anybody that says I'm actually sober is not even close to being black and sober. Like I got hammered the night before and he didn't drink when he woke up and he's like, I'm actually sober today. So I think that's what he meant by that. I don't think he was counting the days.

He was zero chips in his house. Well, butthole weed was a huge topic of conversation amongst our Twitter and subreddit this week. That checks out. Because did you see the story about this guy in front of you? I don't know. Well, buttholeweed was a huge topic of conversation amongst our Twitter and subreddit this week. That checks out. Because did you see the story about this guy in Florida who was arrested for his bumper sticker? I did, that's so funny!

The fucking internet! I love that guy, he's the best! This guy has a sticker on the back of his truck that says, I eat ass! Yeah, amazing. Fucking... They actually released the footage from the dashcam of the cop Rusting this person for having a bumper sticker like I fucking hate caps and I might have just lost a ton of people But like dude seriously how do you possibly fucking wake up in the morning and you're like, you know what rape murder

In theft I don't need to worry about that what I need to worry about is guys in Florida having bumper stickers that make me upset when I drive behind them. But everyone has decided that must be Bottle Weeb. Because Bottle Weeb only talks about eating ass. That's his thing. He talks about anime too, but mostly talks about eating ass. I feel like if you talk about anime and eating ass, you're not actually eating ass, you're just like writing a lot of fan fiction about eating ass of the anime that you watch. Justin, that's amazing that you picked up on this. Because butterweb asks everyone

of the eat ass, he himself does not eat ass. Yep, see, there you go. There you go. But I bet you he writes a riveting story about it. I bet he does. He could probably draw it, too, man. But I got up against his hand. Which is Instagram, but... You're very perceptive. I'm impressed with you. Would you get your degree in again? Mushrooms.

This is one more voice about that we have again, buttholeweeb. And he was very excited that we were talking about butt stuff on our last episode Hey guys, this is butthole weab again Wow Carly you didn't You can't I guess you kind of got me a You know me a little bit off guard with this last episode you get

Talking about six foot five guys talking about putting the anal and phenomenal 5 guys talking about putting the anal and phenomenal From the anal department That is a salad that is a salad amount of anal puns I will get I think you lost me when he said, Adel from the Adel department. It's not even trying to fix this box. It's not even trying to fix this box. It's not even trying to fix this box. It's not even trying to fix this box.

It's not even trying to fix this box. It's not even trying to fix this box. It's not even trying to fix this box. I think you lost me when he said, Adel from the Adel department. It's not even trying to fix this box. It's not even trying to fix this box. It's not even trying to fix this box.

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