Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep156 - Godzilla vs Podcast Zero

Episode Date: June 1, 2019

This week we play our appearance on The Dick Show with Dick Masterson. While you're listening to this I'm at a punk rock show in Columbus, Ohio.  This show is about a podcast that Maddox is currently creating. We'll be back next week to discuss other things (Opie).  https://thedickshow.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. Who's welcome to another episode of Who are these podcasts? The only show that doesn't know how to take a week off. I'm your host, Cara, with me this week is Dick Masterson, sort of. Go to WhoAreThese.com to get our email address, voice, bell number, link to our sub, right at link to our merchandise. Don't forget to give us a five-star review and I, too, is the shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be replaying my appearance on the DICK show.

And this was a podcast hosted by a guy named George A.K.A. Maddix from the best debate in the universe and the biggest problem in the universe. Two shows we've thoroughly reviewed on WATP. DIC picked up on me, then immediately started talking about Burger King mood boxes, which turned into a conversation about Andy depressants that went on for no why 18 minutes.

So I've taken all of that out, but I'm just gonna play, I got permission from Dick to play my appearance on his show. So we're putting this out as if it were a brand new episode of W-A-T-P, and it's cool, we took over the Dick show and made it a W-A-T-P episode, so it makes sense. Stick around, because afterwards, we'll be playing some new voicemails

to everybody loves and we also have some other updates to get to. So without further ado, take it away. Dick Masterson. God damn, I had so much more stuff to cover today, but I've already I'm already stepping into Carl's time. Let me bring him on. Let me bring him on here. Hey, Carl, are you there? I'm here, buddy. Wow. I'm so excited that it's so excited to talk to you today. We're getting off on a real, we're getting off on a bunch of tangents today. Yeah, you know, I did all this shit. I didn't even get into. Yeah. That's a lot. You know that Burger King is advertising for mental health now. That commercial is in one of the same state, stay out of our restaurants. It's insane. I heard about it.

What is it? Burger King is launching their new campaign of, instead of have it your way, it's feel your way. But now it's just filters and clicks and likes. And that's, that there's nothing there So there's no real accomplishment and these people know it deep down. Yeah, I think it's I think that it's biological I think there's a lot of truth to that that's it. I know Carl what oh Shitty still oh my oh no shit. I'm gonna kill myself in a second. This is doctor

Let's say I want to tie out a a render show, but I've never seen Letterman where he introduces a gas pricks about it gets to do the most depressing conversation ever. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got he was there. I'm sorry. I knew about him the whole time. All right. This is this is what

carl. How did you stay quiet? Carl has brought a really tremendous thing to the program today. Thanks, Dick. It will what if you were depressed before Carl's call, you will not be depressed anymore. No, because I know what this is. It is, as we know, George, Matt Maddox is, he's now going by a character named George, who has started a podcast called, called God, called Godzilla versus podcast zero. I believe he started it to

have sex with his co-hosts, Haley Mancini. That is just my, that's just my, that's just my theory because it was definitely not created for any comedic reasons or any entertainment reasons. And I want to talk for talking about suicide for a half hour, whatever that was. But Carl, Carl runs a show called Who Are These Podcasts that I've been on a couple of times. And today he has brought his show onto this show where he's taken clips from the Godzilla from George's new show, George, who you can find at Twitter.com slash Realmatics or whatever the fuck it even created on for Carl has brought in a number of clips from this, this new George

is new podcast. So we could get a sense of it. Carl, is that about right? Is that a good summering? That's right. Dick. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Godzilla versus podcast zero. Dick and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. We listen to episode number three. Well, lightning rouse. Haley Mancini and George Euzonian and their guest on this show is Jordan Morris. Who can who can really go fuck himself after this?

I've met Jordan a couple times. Jordan is Jordan Morris. I've met Jordan a couple times at UCB. Oh, yeah, yeah. He has done tournament of nerds a couple of times. He knows, he knows me. He knows everybody I know. I've refee, there's no possible way that he doesn't know what happened with the lawsuit. The stereo has done his fucking podcast, go Jesse and whatever go. I don't know what it know what is, do you know what it's called? Coral. I forget, but yeah, it's some interview show that he does with someone from NPR.

Yeah. So Jordan Morris is a little that little Gerber baby face looking fuck can go kill himself for going on Maddox and just drips are the best. And Haley Mancini that fuck that bird nose can also go kill herself. I have no idea what these people look like Rich That I just there was no there's no fucking reason for them to go on Maddox's shit and chuckle around Like their long time friends when this stupid cock sucker has destroyed so many people's lives Like they don't get any benefit out of it. They just too afraid to say no. I'm not gonna do your shows

Fuck the both of them fuck fuck Haley Mancini fuck Jordan Morris Fuck Jordan and Jesse go and fuck the entire max fun network if you subscribe to max fun on anything cancel your cancel your pledge Fuck them if there's a what return your merchandise cancel your pledge, fuck them if there's a return your merchandise. This is, I'm gonna have an anti-pledge drive where I dress up like the mega Jerry Lewis. Well, Jerry, careful with that word. And then you, I'm gonna wear opposite colors,

like, excuse me, like the bizzare row, Jerry Lewis, and pledge them, try to pledge them down in the dirt. Fuck Max Fun, fuck every show on that network Carl Let's what were your thoughts over all of the show? I don't want to I don't want to take over for your Big explain what the show format is what they do is they watch a Godzilla movie They they pick a specific Godzilla movie and then they decide to explain every scene from that movie for you Rather than watch the movie you're gonna listen to these assholes,

explain everything that happens in the movie. So it's Mystery Science Theater except no jokes. No jokes and no video. So it is in the place. Well, because they can't do it, they can't show it, right? I mean, I guess why have a show where you describe a movie that you saw? What kind of show is this?

It's like listening to a child describe a dream that they had because it's a Godzilla movie or an adult. Have you guys ever heard how did this get made? Yes. How did this get made? It's a great podcast. They watch a terrible movie and then they assume the audiences all watched it and they just start riffing on all the ridiculousness. They don't go through scene for scene explaining and then they assume the audiences all watched it and they just start riffing on all the ridiculousness. They don't go through scene for scene explaining and then the plot moves along with this part, like whatever, either I've seen the mover I haven't, just explain what's funny about it.

I don't even know everything that happened in the movie. 95% of George's podcast, who George, the character that George is, because it's definitely not Maddox. I mean, it doesn't approach him in any conceivable way. It is, he is a compulsively chuckling friend like every, he is, he is, he is a guy. The character that Maddox is playing, George is a guy who has had every girlfriend cheat on him in his life. That is the character he wants to portray himself as now. It is 99%

Haley Mancini describing a movie they saw. Let's go ahead. Let's do it. Let's do it. I have some examples I want to play. Okay. Oh, look at all these files. Yeah, tell me what to play. I know. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. He should have been in charge of getting my visa for Australia. I would have pulled it off, buddy. Oh, it golly goes, oh, he went. Yeah. Sean went. Can you believe that? Hey, we did shows. All right. We made it happen. Trek 16. Okay. And I want to set this up real quick, but this sums up the show. It's everything you just said. Okay. They're talking about they watched this Godzilla movie King Kong versus Godzilla from 1962. And there's a part where everyone's playing percussion. All the natives are

doing this drum circle thing. And they say, well, you know, they're playing to the audience at that time. It was kind of a beatnik thing that was going on. Somebody tells a joke and then everyone has to tag it. And they're not quick to tag it, and they laugh hysterically over shit that's not funny. Yeah, here we go. Sure, yeah. Trump's a big tinsel of the Trumps. You gotta get him in the seat. But I think like, I couldn't.

The harpsichord is out. Yeah, I'm going out of here. I'm going to bugger the bugger the bugger the bugger. I don't know who I'm harpsabored. Give me a hand. I'm goingps a board. That's a lot of laughing. That's a lot of laughing. And Dick, you came on my show and you said, if you want to make a good podcast, the first

thing you should do is stop laughing. So, and you're 100% accurate on that. These people, George says, harps the cord. I'm harps aboard, which is the most uncomfortable. Yeah. It loses their shit over it. All right. What else you got? All right. So you are opining that perhaps George is trying to sleep with his co-host. I think you might be right because Haley is the one who's obsessed with Godzilla. She's seen all these movies, she's into it.

George, I don't think cares about it, but he's pretending to in order to get into her pants. He has this story, and I love when George makes up stories from his childhood. Yeah. Because you know it's all bullshit. Yeah. If you play my track 21,

not only is this obviously made up, it's also extremely boring. Okay, here we go. Librarian School and elementary school, they had a bunch of like Hollywood movie monster books and it would just, you know, we had that one. Yeah, they had the werewolf, they had Dracula, but then they had Godzilla on Monster Island. And I would check that, I checked that book out so many times. My librarian eventually told me no more. Really?

She'd come, yeah. She's like, Jamie wants it too. eventually told me no more. Yeah, because that was his version of a whopner that is in his autistic mind. He had to go check that book out every single week like rain man. Oh, no, I needed to see whopner. Like, oh, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. Godzilla versus gotta go see Godzilla and the monsters of fire. Gotta go check it out. Yeah. And this woman is so excited about this. She's like, oh my gosh, you were looking at that book. I was looking at that book too. So now it's instant bonding.

They even talk about, they went on a date once together back in 2014, if you play my number 24. You're telling me that Haley is the one who's into Godzilla? Yes. And they seem one who's into Godzilla. Yes. I think he's to be obsessed with Godzilla. This is the person this is the personality that she's bringing to the table. Obsessed with Godzilla. All right.

What is 24 George and Haley date night? Okay. King Godzilla about him not showing up. I was like, they're like, that's ridiculous. I'm like, yeah, that's what I said to be. We George and I went and saw it together and people work. I'm like, yeah, that's what I said to you. George and I went and saw it together and people work. Oh, okay. So he conned her into seeing a Godzilla movie as a date. So this is a long play that George is doing. So this is like five years ago.

Five years ago. Fighting my time, my parents. Oh, that's funny. Date two coming in 2021. Gosh, she is, she is insufferable on that podcast. I know that Maddox was a big fan. Is she UCB or is she like, yes, and she's had some minor successes as a voice actress. She was in the, she was in that ductiles cartoon, that reboot that everyone that died immediately.

I don't know if George writes emails about interrupting as much as Maddox did, but Haley would be getting a couple after listening to their show. That bitch, it is dude, talks non stop, non stop interrupting, interrupting everybody constantly, so much so that you can listen to George, give like an interrupt chuckle when he's got to get to something he wants to say, she'll say, okay, and then launch into his, all right, Carl, what else should I play? Yeah, so since we're talking about that, let's talk about how Haley sucks at podcasting. Okay. Track 20. But yeah, we were and also. So she's just stirring like an idiot at this point. Even in the very, very beginning. Yeah.

George starts the show. He's welcoming everybody. Welcome this. Welcome that. Haley has to sing her name like she's five. Yeah, welcome to that. I think I suspect that George and George starts welcoming people again, but he forgot that he already did that. So he quickly course corrects. Play track one. Okay. Godzilla versus podcast zero.

Yeah, I'm Haley Mancini. And I'm George. Welcome to and today we're going to be talking about Man, see she's terrible and these have to be these have to be edited within an inch of their lives, right? Yes, I know. I mean, I want it seems like it. Well, you know how he is. I don't know. I don't know if he is that person This is George. That's Maddox you're talking about. I don't know if George Possessively maybe not maybe he's linked movie every you're talking about. I don't know if George ever said anything obsessively. Maybe not. Maybe he's linked the movie every week. Really laid back. George should be good at podcasting at this point, right? He's been doing it for a little while. He's been doing it for five years. He should at least know not to make a podcast with this

child who shaped like the woman. So at the very beginning of the show, George says welcome four different times. You play my welcome comp. I guess within the first 45 seconds. Welcome. Welcome. Please welcome. Welcome to the show. Oh God. We get it. You're welcome, big everyone. I really, I wanted to listen to it to find more things to make fun of them for, but it is listening to people describe a movie that I've never seen, even if I have seen it, I don't know the appeal of having a movie described to me was, it was the most, it was one of the most tedious hours of my life. You listen to this thing. Yeah. Yeah. No, absolutely.

The only person who commented on their show page was Thomas McCoy and he said, Patreon.com slash a stereo. Oh, God. That's how, that's how well this new endeavor is doing. Very funny. Yeah, okay. You'll be shocked to find out that Haley has a cat. Track 15. What a great setup, Carl. He's great.

He's what show is like this. Does this thing that I was like this just, this reminds me of my cat. Like just, he'd choose on these cables and he's like, I just, this reminds me of my cat. Like just, he'd choose on these cables and he's like, I'm going to get cat with a cat. I just like, yeah. Why is he laughing at that? Right, right. Yeah. I used stupid bitch. Cat toys. All right, what's next? Let's talk about George real quick and then we'll get back to Hayley because she's the worst part. So you know, Dick and I did not talk about this show beforehand, but I didn't mention that somehow George is not the worst part of this show. It's actually Haley by a log shot. Yeah, he's really not.

Well, he seems like he's just kind of staying out of the way. Yeah, his new George persona is so of is so inoffensive. Yeah. The worst the worst crime he commit he could commit is Chuckling at nonsense, which he does constantly. All right, which one? So if you play track five, this is George. I don't know if he's coming out of the closet in this track. I'm not sure what's going on. I know what you're talking about. Just when I thought he couldn't talk that set up.

His play at you go and do this. Bob Whiteman Who is disturbingly he's like distractingly handsome Who is movie this movie is too steamy for George this guy I'm calling and it got so good like this guy's hot holy shit like his grab his grab bag of like I'm gay humor Oh, he's distractingly handsome. Like, okay, buddy, come on, we've heard this one before. All right, what's next, Carl?

They in the movie, so you have God's Elevars is King Kong. Right. And they go to this island where King Kong lives. And there's a bunch of natives there. Uh-oh, this could get problematic because people are dressed up in like brown face and they're pretending to be, you know, this tribe of people. So I have a whole bunch of tracks on here where these, the PC police comes out. And this is where Haley gets a little uncomfortable track eight.

Haley gets a little uncomfortable track eight. As soon as they land on the sign on the natives, right off the belt, they say, they say things that today would not, first of all, they made like a cannibalism reference right when they land. Oh, this is, we call this racist island. Yeah, yes. Yeah, any movie that had that it, you know, before. I don't know two years ago. People and an island is very problematic. What? Yeah, that's about. This is pain for it. Even uses the word problematic, which like I could have scripted this. This is amazing.

These fucking idiots. Well, condos fine. Even though they picked their king by kicking the shit out of each other and literally throw spears to fight, nothing problematic about that. Sean, that was a huge, that was a huge success. Nothing weird about, look, the African tribe getting a space computer, but they still kick each other's asses for a, their to be to determine who is the despotic leader to it. Clearly you are not woke. Yeah. And you know, however long something you should probably work on, however, woke you need to be to go sit in the theater and watch guerrilla man hooting and hollering at people during this is I couldn't make a movie on purpose that's this racist. I'm pretty sure what happened. Africans got magical space, a magical super technology space computer.

Oh, wow, what kind of a democratic civilization did they make? No, they throw spears and kick the shit out of each other and ride rhinos around. Huh, that's odd. What kind of clothes do they wear? Like weird tribal shit. Oh, is there any particular reason that they had access to this infinite technology and still behave like this? Last night for the very first time dick the CGI is terrible. Yeah, is it? I was surprised and how bad that what's a fucking Marvel movie? What's going on? I saw it on a plane

I see all the digital movies on it. That's how bored I have to be to watch that shit. I never watched it. Yeah. I couldn't watch it all the way through. It was terrible. All right. Sean, where'd you said woke? Play my track nine. I think they're supposed to be like, maybe some own. I think what they were going for is that. But I mean, me even assuming that feels a little racist. No, I don't know. A deal of woke to Charlton Heston playing a Mexican. Yeah.

Yeah. No, it's hovering in the middle. It's a little gross, but I don't think it was done with any kind of no. No, no, no, it was not. Yeah. Yeah. Why does George think that's funny? That's a great question. I don't know who this is for at this point. They're explaining that they know that's not cool that they're depicting these natives this way, but they're

giving it a pass because there was no malice involved. Well, here's the thing about everybody, everybody gets to, gets to know and they know the other person's intention. Yeah. Well, here's what you meant by that. Here's what you meant by that. It's like, that's not at all. He said, at all. That's saying Charlton, Charlton has been playing a Mexican as racist, right?

That's awesome. That statement. No. Well, that's what they're saying. They're saying, they're saying, they're saying that's racist. But saying, saying that a white guy can't play a Mexican because he's white is racist. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds like these people have signed on to this ideology. And he sees it as like this path to some sort of victory. Like he really does. He thinks he's going to get ner He signed up. He's he's he's thinks he's gonna get in her pants by

green. No, forget. Oh yeah, they get all bad. It sounds like like there's certain people, you know, they you go to LA and you're like, I'm gonna make it or whatever, you know, and you see that there's this club like we said, the Liberty language club. And then you go, OK,

I can play that game. And then they're just doing it because he, you know, he wants to be in that, in that club. Yeah, it's like a night's tale. And you can learn how to act in court, put on those fans' gloves. That's who George is. George is the guy that Maddox created who can wear a cravat and little jockey pants and have a little cane that even evil man explaining cane. Yeah. And he can man explain that mind reading shit is getting out of control. A stereo's went on a big rant about Munky Jones's politics last week, asserting that

he all of his political opinions are from 4chan. And then he knows this. Like, all right, man, can you get through one argument without right mind reading? Is that possible? Okay, Carl, what do you got next? Well, I think this is perfect because now they're talking about the natives, now they're depicted, they bring up the word cannibalism. It's problematic, but fortunately, they make it all right for Haley play track 13. And also, to punctuate that, they do end up making the Japanese dudes look like jack asses and the natives look knowledgeable, which is a good take.

So, Dick, think about that. In her mind, she's already picked the side that she's on. Imagine living your life that way. Jeopardy Society has to be the assholes in this scenario and this tribe on an island has to be the good guys. Why? Why are we choosing sides on this? I don't understand it.

How many people in the thought process? Didn't Godzilla make the Japanese people look like assholes? Isn't that the whole point of the movie? Like, you're getting too into atomic shit? Why can't Japanese be assholes? It has to be coddled. They always have to be fucking perfect. I don't know.

I don't know who looks for this shit in a movie. Well, that's what I did. Yeah. Racist. Yeah. Well, she just used the most like shallow cipher to decide who the underdog was based on whatever has been installed in her programming.

Yeah. And to pick that side. Yeah. It's an underdog in Italy. She should go live with an island of sandwiches and see how they go in with Muslims. Why do you like those people? They want to murder gaze. What's your problem? Well, because you should go live there. That's what I'm saying. But you know how they have like Israeli birthright, like we pay for them to go

and home. Yeah. You should have like a third world birthright just for all chicks. Just for all the stupid thoughts in LA. Just go to, you know, Somalia for one month, go to some weird rainforests tribe, one month. Yeah. Install water pumps and solar hens. No, no, no, no, just to tell them how smart they are. Go there. Just to live there.

You don't have to do anything. Just go. No, just to take Instagram pictures. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, just go there. We'll to do anything. Just go. No, just to take Instagram pictures. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, just go there. We'll give you unlimited data package. Yeah. We can tell everybody what it's like and this. And then you can go start a business where they, they make shoes for you. And then they mail them here. Yeah. And then, you know, you give out two pairs of every one you sell and then you create jobs over there. There was a, there

was a big push for Cuba that was similar to that. I think it was a couple of years ago. All these chicks were saying how great Cuba was because it's so artsy and everyone's so happy. And it's because in this, in our, in our doggy dog world, there's just no time for us to be happy. Like, well, why don't you go like they're, they're making toothpaste out of motor oil. Like they have nothing.

They're the other way around. And they're 53 toothpaste out of motor oil. Like they have nothing. They're all the way around. And they're 53 Chevy's. Yeah. They're shot. I've got a friend who works. He works in like the AV. He works in this AV department of this.

I guess he works for like a underprivileged school kids thing or something like that. Like it's like it's like it's like this program that they go through. I'm probably not describing it very well, but anyway, he went to Cuba with this company he works for. And there's a Cuban guide was showing them around and all that kind of stuff. And she said, look, I want you to see how we get our food rations or coupons or whatever.

Wow. Like, and she's like, oh, yeah, you get like X, X amount of chicken per month. You get like she's like, oh yeah, you get like X, X amount of like chicken per month. You get like X amount of rice per month, right? You know this. And it's like, here's the thing. And a chick races her hand and goes, well, what if you're a vegetarian?

And the guy goes, there's no vegetarian's here. Like you fucking starve. You like, you need to eat all your- Yeah, it was like- What's the juice ration? Yeah, where do I get my pressed juice ration? No, he said she just literally just laughed her ass off

and was like, that's not a thing. What's your gluten free? Do you fucking dummies think that socialism is like a co-op? Like it's just something you subscribe to and then get sent to loot crate every month of all the home of all the organically grown food that you got. God, damn it. Okay, Carl, what's next? I'm going to finish this strong with Haley, but before I do that, they have this segment on the show, some friend of theirs named Jay and they say, okay, we do this thing where

we get Jay's take. So this is setting that up. This is track 18. I said, so guys, if you don't know, our friend Jay has her, Johnny, is a delightful man. And he, he has never watched Godzilla films before. And so we asked him if he would watch these films along with us and then record a one minute take by Jay. Here it is without further ado, Jay's take. Okay. Do you guys all get that? Yeah. They have this friend who's going to do a one minute review. They're going to make him watch this movie and he's going to sum it up in one minute. So he sends in this tape that's recorded horribly. It sounds like garbage. Yeah. He has, he doesn't have a single funny take or an interesting point and they crack

up over a track 19. That's it on King Kong was really long. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's it. He was out of King Kong after he was down. So outside of a club. The stuff was really cool and Yeah, the colors and the production value seemed like it's been it's really awesome for the time it was made Yeah, okay, I guess that's my minute bye guys Great reporting back to you in the studio. It was funny about that. Yeah, see this is why I believe George being mad Free will was a stain. Oh for selling it when you just listen to to voicemails, and the guy would just say something not to be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, is that nervous, is that nervous laughter? I think there's some of that.

Yeah. I think he tries to sell it too. He tries to sell everything. But what's funny is he's so, he always was so careful with, you know, putting out something that he felt was good and that it wasn't ever good enough. It's like, I can't care. I can't believe that was before big destroyed his fucking. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

He really wants to bone this girl. Yeah, no, that's that is the listening to this. That's all the more apparent. I hope he does it. I hope he does it You hope he bangs this girl trying really hard five years of pretending to be into God's illness Yeah, that's a lot of work. You know what? And I think maybe me being mean to her would help him Yeah, you stupid you stupid ladder climbing bitch. I bet every guy, she's, I bet every guy she's ever dated has helped her career in some way. What a shallow, what a shallow stupid little con.

You know, you know that kind of girl in LA? Yes, yes. Because they make a talk about what an asshole I am, right? Well, I guess this is coming from a good place. Yes, Sean. It's the, he's a, how you dumb bitch. I'm right. Well, I guess this is coming from a good place. Yes, Sean How you dumb bitch Go hagging wing wing man tactic. I am America's wing man. Yeah, I got to listen to that I got to listen to that fake laughter again

They laughed at epic like all the islands stuff was really cool. Yeah, the colors and the production value seemed really awesome for the time it was made in. Okay, I guess that's my minute. Bye guys. Here comes. What the fuck is fun? That is the laughter of a man who wants to bang. That is the

laughter of a man who desperately wants pussy. I have laughed at some things that were not, not even remotely funny. Not, not you couldn't squeeze a drop of comedy out of them just to get laid. That's what, and that's what that laugh is. Okay, here to, here's that laugh. Okay, because he doesn't laugh until she does. This is the courtship ritual of the desperate man. Listen, listen to this, listen. She picks up the cue. A woman laughs and then he's like, we're having a shared moment of laughter, right? It's like you see in movies when there's a guy and he's trying to force that they say

the same thing at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to share your life with me sandwich with me? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just, I can't believe that this is the product.

This is what I've done to Maddox. I killed him and I turned him into George. You know what? This Maddox, right? He, I don't know much about him, but he can actually put out good content, but he's jumping on. He can, I mean, better than this, right? I mean, he was, right?

He was better than this. Yeah. But this is her stuff that he's jumping on board. Is that what's going on? Is he not doing best to bait? I think he moved it to a biweekly thing. Yeah. And he's now, he, now whenever he puts out videos, they get downvoted into

oblivion and like the lawsuit comments are like a fucking avalanche. Like no matter what his video is, it's hundreds of, you can watch the comment thing count and nothing appears because he has so many blacklisted words and sits there obsessively deleting. Wow. It's great. Then like some, E.C.A.L.E.L.E. will wander in. Like, you know, Bogey, you ever heard of that guy? No. He's this big fat, if you ever want to know what a, what that disease is, where you get teeth

in your pussy, you ever heard about that? Yeah. That's what Bogey looks like. He got chicklets implanted into his face for teeth because his teeth, he's so fat and disgusting and degenerate that he let his teeth rot. So a teeth company can, convinced him to get his teeth pulled, which he posted online. They look like, I mean, they look like the things that you stick in the side of corn to hold it while you chew on it. That's what his actual teeth look like. They're so yellow.

They could get the corn. Yeah. Yeah, and they then they went in. They found a little Mexican boy on the street in Tijuana bought some white chicklets off him. Yeah, and then he planted them into boogies mouth. It looks like Tiger Woods teeth. Yes, it looks like he looks like a horse. He looks like Matt Dillon and there's something about Mary. Oh God. That fat fuck looks ridiculous with these fucking, he should pull them out and just have bleeding gums. It would look better. That pussy face would look better with just bleeding gum.

It's like gaping holes. Or better yet just put a billboard in your mouth. In plant advertising space, you fat whore so people could super chat on your fucking teeth. I don't care if it, I don't care how it would look, it would look better than the chicklets, than the gigantic white tombstones, somebody drilled into your gums that they might have drilled all the way into your brain. You stupid fat fuck because you forgot. He tweeted about. He shot a control today.

He tweeted about boogie, boogie that fat bastard. He tweeted about, he's made his entire career just complaining about how bad his life is because he's such a fat wreck. Yeah. And by the way, if anybody knows dirt on him or escorts or anything that tells me I'd love to know. He, he, he posted today about Munkie's videos and saying, oh, I don't know what happened to Munkie or how he got kicked off YouTube. But this video where he's talking about how depressed he is and what's guilty is so

sad. Like he sure needs a hug. Motherfucker, monkey said you talked to him about it when it happens and then ghosted him when you realized that you couldn't get any clicks out of it. You fat, you fat lying. So they must have implanted those teeth into his goddamn brain to forget something like that. Anyway, I forget why I started talking about I don't know, I don't know.

He's, oh yeah, he said he said he that he woke up and had and walked three blocks and had lunch with Maddox last week. And I asked him, well, did you ask about the sanctions or the laws? Yeah, he woke up to get lunch. First of all, that's a direct indicator of his degeneracy. Oh, the only, I've dated one or two chicks that wake up to get lunch. They were enormous cunts that little lifeline. If you're waking up to get lunch, you need to do, you need to do, you need to make a little bit more effort. You'd chiclet teethed fuck. Proud of walking three blocks to get more to get lunch with Maddox.

Yeah. Well, I think he's about 700 pounds. Oh, wow. He's been putting those chiklets to work as soon as he got him put in he, uh, he chewed. Well, they implanted him like a, like a, like a shark, but he keeps eating the ones that he has and then the new one comes forward and he needs them. And then the next one comes. So he's get, take a lot of calories from gum. There was a children's store

outside of his a chicklet teeth implanting service and he broke the door down like the cool like the cool aid man's fat petafile uncle and ate all the fake food all the wooden fake food in there and fucked up his teeth. So they had to go put in a new set. Oh, boogie. Someone's just heard that part. They clicked it. They would be like, I'm out. And they would like get out of here. Oh, okay. Carl, do you have any more? I feel like this whole show is like that today. You think so? Is it not good? Is it not a good show?

It's good. It's just fucking wild. It's all. It's all in place. All right. What do you got, Carl? Let's go. I want to go rapid fire. We're just fucking wild. It's all plus. All right. What do you got, Carl? Let's go. I want to go rapid fire. We're just going to do a couple more of these clips. Okay. But this next one, Hayley sounds like a girl who didn't get enough attention from her father

and now gets way too much attention from guys. Oh, yeah, she does. Really? Trek 17 is an example that I have a few more. Okay. He's like, oh, what the? Okay, well, I'm very sleepy. You're gonna take a nappy nap.

Oh my God. I can like a child. I mean, probably talks like that during sex. You know, that's her version of four play talking like that. I wonder if George knows that. Hopefully he will find out. This is, track 22 is more hilarious. Voice is coming from Haley.

It's gonna be big. Big Dicks are coming out. Kennedy. Oh my god. This is what we listen to. This is terrible. He's just trying to create some kind of banter. It's got a carl some kind of some banter. It's got Carl deserves an award.

He does this every week. He listens to terrible podcasts and you must have tired of them. You must have tired of them. I'm in India and Pam. It's very sad that we live in a society where we don't just tell people like this to quit. Yeah.

You need to quit. Well, you know what George? Yeah. Yeah. Listen, bro. He needs to come up with a new persona. Not just quit, dude. Not everyone's going to make it. Not everyone's going to be famous. Like you tried. You're not very talented. Just quit, dude. Go live a normal life. Take the normie pill. Go, go, go work at some office. You know, go. There's no shame in that.

No, just quit. It's not everybody. It's, it's true. true. And we don't, at least kind of the mainstream, I mean, obviously you get the commenters who are like, kill yourself, but like, you know, the, the mainstream, it's like, no, just, just do everything. Just you, yeah, no, absolutely. Follow that. It's like, it's not like, it's not realistic. It's not realistic. And it's also, I think the lack of just critical honest feedback is a real disservice to a lot of people.

Well, I worked really hard to become an illustrator and it was hard work. And there was always kids like as early as elementary school, middle school, high school, other guys that used to draw or they wanted to be artists. And all of them quit. And they have great lives. And they're like, Mary, they've got kids, they've got a career, you know, they just couldn't make it. Like, not everyone's going to make it, dude, this guy needs to quit. He can't possibly be enjoying this. Just quit, dude. You're done. Well, let me point you the, the best clip I have on here. I put together a compilation

of Haley being obnoxious. Okay. And I'm not saying it's easy to podcast with George. I imagine it's very difficult, but I don't know. I've only podcasted with Maddox. I don't know how George, how would you know? He seems like a perfectly nice guy. This little bit is trying so fucking hard. These are all just noises coming out of this dumb con. Okay. Hailey. Hailey said, did you say Hailey sucks cock? A cop cop cop cop. Oh cop. Oh cop. Here it is. Here it is. I was looking for the wrong file. Excuse me. I'm Hailey. I'm seeing me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Gotta be big.

The power of coincidence, take it down feudalism. Oh God. You know what that reminds me of? You've ever seen that the movie I love you man with Paul Redd or he keeps fucking up words. And he's like, you know, I will see you later or I will see you on another time.

And the guy's like, what? And he keeps fucking up words. Yeah. Over and over. Reminding me that very uncomfortable show. Yeah. A whole thing's very uncomfortable. It is like, it is a, it's a show based around a woman who's intolerable and a man desperately seeking her attention. Yeah. And then they have a guest. Then they're watching this disgusting display for some reason. Talking about, you hear Jordan talk, it's why you didn't hear any clips from me. Jordan's just kind of like, okay, I watched this whole shitty movie for this. What am I doing here?

And I don't even get the premise, aren't all these movies basically the same? And they're going to describe every single one. Man, it's what are you, what in the fuck are you thinking? So they watch it first before they're on. And then they just, what are they watching during, right? No, they watch it for the first. Then they get together and describe it to each other.

Seem for scenes. Why don't you just talk about what happened? This, I don't know, because no one has any context for their conversations because nobody has seen these movies. They're like 60 years old. They're not talking about Avengers that everyone has seen.

It's a movie review show based around movies nobody has seen featuring a woman who only talks to hear herself doing it. And these movies are unwindable. It's stunningly bad. So I went ahead and pulled it up on YouTube, the whole movie's right there. So I was kind of scanning through

as they were talking about it. There was no reason to be talking about this movie. And then at the end of the show, of course, because it's the new George character that he has. It's all the sclaimers. It's all the sclaimers. Anyway, guys, we were joking about this movie,

but we know, we really appreciate what they were doing and we love God's helmet. What the whiz is for? Get the shit Kissy offends the you know the grand children of the creators as you what this clamor guy like he's always doing Disclaimers. Well now George is I don't it well Yeah, remember because Maddox went back and explained how he said iPhones were gay in a video. I remember that. And then he went back and wrote this essay on how saying gay he meant cool and that it was that it was like he's weird. I remember that. I remember. He said, Oh, you know, you can't even copy and paste on an iPhone, but you can on this other phone and yeah, ripped it apart. I heard how old is this woman? Um, I don't, she's told to have kids with.

I know that. There's everything's rotten inside. Oh, she's like, right. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, comedian chick. I think she's, Hayley Mancini.com and click on gallery. Okay. She needs to be, this gallery of head shots, they're all exactly the same. She has this one look that she likes.

She sounds blonde. She's smiling on her face. And that's the only thing she puts out her website. Right. Well, it's because her nose is so big, it only looks good from that angle. That's why, broads with big beaks,

broads with big beaks like that, they figure out what angle looks good and then they take all their pictures at that. You obviously can't take a profile shot. It needs to be quarantined. She's serious. Hold on. I'm serious because,

I know, that's why, how many lives is she gonna destroy through the course of her life, right? She's gonna fuck up all the retouches and weird relationships. She might even have a kid. You know, right? She's gonna fuck up all the retutters and weird relationships. She might even have a kid. You know, that kid's gonna get fucked up. We have to quarantine people like this.

Like she's a, she's like a Tasmanian devil of... I mean, we do. It's LA. We've quarantine people. But you know, what sucks is this is my hometown. I grew up here. So all these motherfuckers come from all over the country to act like this. And I'm just trying to get on the freeway and go see my mom. You know, it's horrible.

Okay, Carl. You guys are looking at her picture, right? I don't think that even Owen Wilson is like, put that fucking nose away. Oh man. Owen Wilson's got one, doesn't it? All right. You got a lot of older than I thought she would be, man. Oh, and Wilson's got one. And all right. You got a lot of older than I thought she would be, man. She sounds like some 22 year old idiot. That isn't affect the older women put on. That's true.

That's absolutely an affect. Yeah. They do that on purpose as they get older. They sound younger. This is post wall. Yes. Oh, these people, man, they got to quit. That was that hurt. That was painful to listen to, man. they got to quit. That was that hurt. That was painful to listen to, man, they got to quit. It was bad. I'm a sensitive person. And there was a lot of psychic trauma. Like, and I'm stone too, because I smoked a bunch of weed on your patio. Good, good, good. And like that, like I, like, gave me like psychic, like anxiety. Yeah, man. I'm listening to it. Like, it's terrible. All right, Carl, is that it? Yeah, that's fine. I have other class, but I think we covered it pretty well. You've

done a great job. As always, thank you for calling in. Thank you for listening to what is definitely George's worst podcast. This is unlistenable garbage. It's terrible. But check out who are these podcasts? What are you? Who are these podcasts? .com? Who are these? .com? Who are these? .com? Okay. I fucked it up. Who are these podcasts? Go subscribe to it. You do this every week.

And it's great. It's a great show. Thanks for calling in, buddy. What makes you rage? You got anything? Yeah. I do. Real quick. The Kentucky Derby. Did you watch this yesterday? No. Did anybody watching this? anything? Uh, yeah, I do. Real quick. The Kentucky Derby. Mm. Did you watch this yesterday? No, no, no, no, no. These fucking people are so ridiculous. And Dick, I know you're the 1% I'm with you, man. I'm not part of that whole occupy movement. But they're celebrating their richness in a way where they, they put on these ridiculous fucking hats. They're called passionators. Yeah, right. They wear hats that a cartoon character wouldn't

wear. Yeah. Yeah. They look fucking retarded. And then they prance around. Hey, look at me. I'm a billionaire. Why isn't the Occupy movement sitting on the track at the Kentucky Derby? Secure it. People who actually do something. Well, they're, yeah, they're in the infield, all having sex with each other and getting into fist fights at the Kentucky Derby. I've always wanted to go to try to smuggle liquor into the Kentucky Derby. That's one of my life goals. Don't do it in a zip lock bag. Yeah, I'm getting a little bit.

You might have to use one of those flask. Make your own mint. Juulips. I was so pissed I ordered like 20 of those flats on Amazon, so I'd never run out. Yeah. All right, Carl, thank you. Thank you for going there. All right, buddy.

Have a good one. Thanks for having me. All right, we're back. Wow, that Kentucky Derby rant went nowhere. All right, it's just me and my soundboard. This is a little bit weird. We're gonna get into some voicemails because I didn't want to have to double up next week wanted to get through some of the

more interesting voicemails that we received this week starting with Kaya calls into the show. Hi Carl this is Kaya. What the fuck are you doing? Why are you playing the voicemails before you head in the show? I mean God do I have to do everything for you? Please, move it back to where it used to be. Sorry, Kaya. I mean, this is fucking ridiculous.

You're right. Besides that, I miss you. I think I have a man crush on you. All right. Bye, Carl. I was surprised that Kaya wouldn't admit something like that on the voicemail line, but he's a different kind of guy. They're different in Europe, too. They're more open to that type of thing. Otherwise the guy would admit something like that on the voicemail line, but he's a different kind of guy.

They're different in Europe too. They're more open to that type of thing. This next voicemail comes from Gavin. Hey, Coral. This is Gavin, the kid you called psychic pebbles on. Oh, it's not the Gavin. It's not the Gavinavin from buffalo it's just a gavin sorry if i got people's hopes up just now

latest podcast on the broadcast i kind of told you uh... i wasn't really mad i don't like psychic pebbles um... it get wrecked loser. I'm pretty cool aren't I? Okay. Please review the Gus and Eddie podcasts. It's really good. The co-hosts are Gus

Johnson and Eddie Burback YouTubers. They They do a good job, high quality. I personally like it a lot. The way this episode is good, I just listen to one of the chains on the key. That's also really good. Have a great day, Carl. Let's be podcasts. Keep it going.

Great energy there, Gavin. Holy shit. There's no one here to keep me awake. I almost dozed off there. I don't understand you should do this review of this podcast. It's really good that I enjoy. Well, I don't know.

That doesn't make a lot of sense to me. All right, moving on. This next call is short and to the point. Fuck. And the reason why I played that call is because this next vo voice mail was a minute later from the same number. So the guy had a bit all prepared, choked, but was able to call back and figure it out.

Hey, I need to get a hold of Kaya. You know, he's really backed up on child support. And I, little Johnny just wants his dad back. You know he hit and run five years ago and a little Johnny just misses him or at least just giving me money. The therapist needs more. Please call me back, Kaya. Thanks. Okay. That is a very confusing bit. I'm really not sure what to make of that That's all right. We got some good ones here folks Sick with me. Stick her out. This is someone else who's sticking up for Kai

You know Kai, I took some shit last week. We're starting to get some Kai haters come out of the woodworks I think it's hilarious you kids are talking shit about Kai. You wouldn't say this shit to him in person He's jacked. Not only that, but he wears the freshest clothes he's at the chillest restaurants and he's at with the hottest dudes feel arpeggio not sure if that guy was really on kaya side this next voicemail is from a guy named Ed Hounds what the fuck is up? Oh, boy, it's crack. Got damn it. Take two. What the fuck, girl? Dead home.

You know, I'm listening to your podcast. You're shitting on Bert. I'll talk to Chris here about the free speech thing. And you started yelling and scared the fuck out of my dog. Why the fuck? Damn near death. And you scared the fuck out of him. So, you know, listen here, fucko. If you don't, no, not you. If you don't stop, I'm gonna have to leave another five-star

review. Okay? Hope you have a good fucking day, nerd. That's a pretty funny side off. So, let me get this straight. I was listening to Bert Kreischer and my yelling was annoying your dog. My yelling Bert Kreischer gets them to fucking registers that I can't even hear. All right, people in the subreddit are not fans of Bert Kreischer's show. I thought I thought people'd dug him more than they actually do at home's. Calls back in again. Hey, Carl. Good. Helm. I just want to call and say that I did not come here from the official

podcast. I actually came from the Dickshow. I just, you know, I became a bigger fan when you guys shed on the virtual, the official boys and they instead of all right. That's good. He came from the dick show. That was not me cutting him off. That's how The call ended. I'm guessing that his life ended at that very second. This is a young lad calling in from Oklahoma I'm gonna be corny all I damn well, please. Hey, Couseroo. I'm a 17-year-old kid from Oklahoma Hey, Couseroo, I'm a 17 year old kid from Oklahoma. I just want to tell you that idiots like me or Couseroo's like me actually listen to your shitty ass podcast. It's fun. I enjoy it a lot, but it's so shit. Have more crores in Kaya on.

Fuck off Couseroo. Alright, so the zoomers out there looking we can for more crows and more kaya. Good to know, we will take note of that. Never have those two out of the gun. This is a call that someone, I mentioned because of OP's terrible PSA, it's so stupid to have a PSA about wearing your seatbelt. I haven't gotten in a car in the last 15 years Maybe 20 that doesn't annoy the shit out of you, but you don't put your seatbelt on It just beeps and it's a fucking annoying

So I don't think that not wearing a seatbelt is a thing anymore But I guess I don't think about it that much. I'm not trying to avoid wearing a seatbelt. Apparently there are ways around it Hey Carl just got on that in response to you saying that you can't get in any car anymore about it that much is not trying to avoid wearing a seatbelt apparently there are ways around it. Hey Carl just going in and response to you saying that you can't get in any car anymore with uh your seatbelt off without it beeping and driving you insane. Well I'm going to give you a free little tip here take your seatbelt and put it around the back of your seat and then clip it in. You don't have to have your seatbelt on but you don't have to listen to the thing go off. Then you can get into a horrible car wreck and die and then we never have to hear crows again so it's a win-win. Okay I don't know if any crows would take over for the show if we did that. I never thought of that. I guess that's probably pretty obvious to

everybody that you could easily just put the belt around the other side of the seat then plug it in I'd never even occurred to me. I guess I'm just not that Ingenuative is that the word? I don't know. All right This is the guy who called up to congratulate me For having two episodes in a row without talking about the isotopes. Call us back to the show. Hey, girls. It's the boisterine here again. I've been jumping around and past episodes. It caught on to your show a little bit late, but I was listening to

episode 110 and named dropping preschool tea party massacre. That was pretty unexpected. So I guess congratulations for that. And then you can talk about your stupid fucking band all you want now. There it is. Covered back. Oh, I permission. The isotopes dot.

Cops. Check out the isotopes on Spotify. Not the isotopes from Vancouver that play baseball themed punk rock. That is not us We did perform with them once and I like those guys But I don't write multiple songs about baseball. I'll write one. I might get two in there and An album but multiple songs about baseball. I Don't know seems excessive. Here's another voicemail. This is how easy it is to get your voicemail played on W-A-T-P.

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That includes you too, Carl, my boy. Nobody's gonna be able to, nobody's gonna be able to do it. I need to stop drinking. I have a good day. Bye. This is a new thing that's been happening lately. When I play voice mailers, a couple of different times, they now they think they're on the show and I want them to co-host and I get these voice, but hey, if you want me to're on the show and I want them to co-host and I get these voice, but hey, if you want me to come on the show, I don't, I don't want you to come on the show. You're not gonna, you're not gonna come on the show.

Maybe someday, maybe someday soon, we'll set up a discord server, we'll get on there, we'll do a live show, we can have people participate in different ways. Maybe we'll do something like that. Alright, I should never say never. I'm gonna leave you with one last voicemail. This is about our buddy Doug from the Who's Right podcast.

Hey, Carl and Miss Alaneus. Guess Mike DeFellow, where are you? You know, I have a revelation while driving home from work. I realized why I like Doug from Who's right so much and why you might as well That's fucking most sizzle act in real life So you find that interesting thing a little bit more for me see So I just want to let Doug know I don't know if he watches the Simpsons or not

Being most sizzle act in real life is not a compliment. That's not a positive thing. It's cool, I'm happy that you are similar to a hilarious character who is ugliest hell and has nothing going on in this life. And I think that might be accurate. I think he might be on to something with that. All right, I mentioned we have more going on next week than I had teased previously.

I've confirmed with Chrissy Mayer. She's gonna call into the show. Now, I don't wanna promise anything, because I've done this before. But, seems probable. Let's put it that way. Seems probable that we're gonna have Chrissy Mayer on the show. She's the only person we've dedicated into her episode to bashing.

And now she's going to be coming on the show along with Vinnie Paulino, another fan favorite. So that should be a lot of fun. We're talking about Red Bar Radio with Chrissy Mayer, Vinnie Paulino. I'm sure we have much to discuss with her appearance on Louis J. Gomez and the Goat Fucking Incident, and all those things. So please, join us again next week because it might be an episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Make any sense Rick. What what what? Box for me.

Oh, that's a good one. Oh That's good Fucking fakes suck This dude is fucking corn You not carried me Your white head but giant giant is bitches in her! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. W-A-T-P Yeah! Thanks!