Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep157 - Red Bar Radio

Episode Date: June 9, 2019

This is an interesting week. Vinnie Paulino joins the show... Chrissie Mayr tries to. We talk about Mike and Jules David and their show Red Bar Radio. This is definitely going to piss off all 17 of their listeners. We also get an update on Opie, play the latest cringe of the week, and totally fail at the teaser segment. Enjoy! Please support our sponsor: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you going to be riding in a vehicle this whole time? Where are you heading off to? I am riding in a vehicle. We're driving to a child baseball game. Oh, sweet. Yeah. All right. It's not the greatest audio in the world,

but we'll deal with it for the time being. Nice to play. OK. All right. All right, so we're going to start the show. I don't know if I love how you're complaining about audio quality now I have the last one you should just shut up. I should be the last one to bitch about that All right, we're gonna start the show

Chris I don't know if you've heard our show besides clips that Lewis played But it starts off with a whole bunch of people talking about me and it's awkward So bear with me for the next minute and a half and then we'll get started. Cause, cause a row, cause a row. Slapperoonie. I took a little nappy poo. Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts run by a guy called Carl? Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it?

I have not. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to. And just mercilessly rips on people. Some of it's quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, back slappers and cousin Roouse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.

The only show that's listened to exclusively by people jailing into a toilet. I'm your host, Cara, with me this week is Vinny Paulino. Hey, guys. Hey, Vinny. And also on Skype is Chrissy May or Chrissy. What is up? Hi, I'm so happy to be here. We're happy to have you. Please go to WhoAreThese.com to get our email address, voice mail number, link to our sub-red at link to our merchandise. We encourage our listeners to go to say five star review and iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Red Bar Radio.

This is a suggestion from Caleb, T-Rox, Adam, Steve, Jerry, a bunch of people suggested this. We've all listed the show separately. We've not discussed with each other. Before him, let's get into it. Chrissy. I want to start with you because you're making a lot of people suggested this, we've all listed the show separately, we've not discussed with each other before him, let's get into it. Chrissy, I wanna start with you because you're making a lot of noise over there. Uh-oh, and now we lost her after my whole spiel.

Yeah. Well, she gave you the OP treatment. She's trying to reconnect, and you're driving at a car. She really is giving me the OP treatment right now. Well, she was driving in a car, doing a podcast. It's how it's like OPI. Hey, Chrissy. Hi, you're here.

Can you hear us? I just really did my just stayed home. I didn't realize that perception is going to be so terrible. Okay. Hello. Hello. How's it going? I'm in a little. I can hear you a little bit. It's coming in and out. Tell you what, reception is going to be so terrible. Okay. Hello. Hello. How's it going? I can hear you a little bit. It's coming in and out. Tell you what, tell you what, when you get to your destination, you get to your baseball game.

Yeah, okay. Give us a call. We'll pick up. I'll tell you when I get to where I'm going. That'd be great because there's things I want to talk to you about. I'm excited to have a conversation. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay.

Okay, thanks, Chrissy. Okay, bye-bye. Bye. Good stuff. Good stuff. Good stuff. Good stuff. Chrissy's over at Day-Wide this show.

I can't wait to read the Reddit. I cannot wait to read the Reddit this week. Oh, boy, oh, boy. Oh, shit. All right. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Redfire Radio. I'm just gonna start over. Why?

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is the co-host of the show. Okay, so I don't know anything about Mark David or Jules. I wanted to show Mike David. Okay, sorry, I apologize Mike. He'll be screaming about me later. I guess. I don't know.

He's got 18 hours to fill a day, so he'll be screaming about something. Well, I don't know the man. I didn't know that was his wife, but it certainly makes a lot of sense now. Right? Yes. Because why else? You know what a hole is, obviously. We've talked about it. Do I?

Do I? For she is the hole of this show. There's no. So I might say he is. I don't know. All right. Let's get into it right away then since we're already getting into it. This is a clip that I think sums up the show and I call this all filler. This show, if you can sum it up,

it's just all filler and no filler. It's filling time. When you said to me, like, listen to this. Yeah. I was like, okay, I'll try to pull clips. It was so like, just talking that I couldn't even figure out like what to pull to make it interesting.

Right. He's just reading his chat room. He's talking about random nights. All right, so here's a clip to some of the show. So it's up now on my Instagram. If you'd like to see an actual photograph of me, no headphones. Bears out. Ears, bear ears on my Instagram at Redbar Radio.

Follow me there for updates on the show. I don't boggy down with nonsense on that Instagram. It's only stuff that you need. I think you need one pick per year to kind of show your evolution, right? Yeah, well, this isn't good evolution. This is de-evolution. The evolution of your beard, we saw.

Is this the first time Joy went short-sleeved? Are you out of your mind? Do you not watch episodes of Red Bar? I have been done about 10 short-sleeved episodes, okay? And I of people who don't watch Red Bar. I like this rule. Bear airs. Yes. Joy got light pulled. Fuck, I'm going to have to run to the store. Avery don't do it. Should we take another shot? I'm in a little loopy face, but I feel good. First off, did you say bear airs? Yes. Bear airs. Yeah. That sounds like a shitty old person's leisure shoe. Yeah.

Like bear ares. Go to the bear ares store, Jerry. I don't know what he's talking about. He's reading his chats. He's answering people in real time. This is a show for 17 people. I think he's talking to 17 people. They were having a conversation about what they were wearing to do a podcast.

Correct. And this is deep into the show. So I should point this out. This is a video cast, first and foremost. Okay. And he even explains, you have to watch the show. You can't just listen to it. The audio versions know good.

It's 10 times better, he says. If you watch the video. Did you watch the video and all of this, Vinnie? I didn't know there was video of it. Oh, you didn't? Well, I did because I listened, but I didn't go watch it now. I didn't see what he looks like. Let me tell you didn't? Well, I did, because I listened, but I didn't go watch it now. Okay. I didn't see what he looks like.

Let me tell you what the video is. It's watching a guy do a podcast. Hmm. There is nothing that he does that's special. There's a TV behind him. But it's just a guy doing a podcast. You can't see Jewel. She's not even out of the show.

It's just a guy fucking talking. So I think that there's a lot of podcasters who have made the terrible decision to add video to their shows Yes, because of how like cheap it is to do. Yeah, it's easy. It's easy to do It adds a layer of shit to what you're doing people have told us we should do a video cast Mini could you imagine people watching us do this? No, no, no, you're standing next to a mini-fridge I can ask all right. No, not even a little bit. It's it's not Standing next to a mini fridge. It's not entertaining in any single way to fat guy sitting around drinking a beer and talking to a microphone Well, Chris is at a baseball game. Maybe I'd watch that a little I'd watch that

Chris is going to a my what is it a child's a little league baseball game All right, I want to talk about what Mike David is going for here He's been doing the show since 2003 or so. He's been doing it a long time. 17th season. This is 17th season. We listened episode 101 of in one season. There's 101 episodes. Yes. Okay. That's psychotic. Well, this episode that I listened to was seven hours, over seven hours. Listen to? Was seven hours long, over seven hours long. Okay, maybe it would be interesting if there was a video. Right now, Carl is holding his temples, like a scientist who's just at his witsend.

Vinnie, I'm not putting out an act. No, you're not. I listen to four fucking hours of this guy, talk about nothing. I couldn't get any further. And I take this job very seriously. Four and a half hours of a guy talking with his wife. Talking to his wife.

How about a guy in the chair room? She wouldn't this guy just throw the chair room? All right, let's fucking play clips. I got so many clips to get to. First off, this guy wants to be a shock-jock. So badly. You think he's obsessed with the Anthony Kumia and he wishes he was a shock-jock, but enough about me.

Mike K. Mab does the he can to be shocking and be an edge-lord, including three minutes in using the N-word. I need to wake up here, man. N-I-G-N-E-D-O-Wake up. Which is, okay, maybe singing a lyric to a song, but that's just the beginning of the racism. I have a whole package here that I want to play for you that is Mike's

Racist rants. We also like to call it the reason why he'll never be elected to office Correct. This is him talking about Mexicans and I just want to point out before I play this that when you say that something isn't racist Really good chance that it's racist. The family isn't even, they don't look at kids the same way we do. My voice is still a little harsh from the other day. They don't look at kids the same way we do. They have 11 of them because of Catholicism. This is true, I've interviewed them.

This isn't racism. This is their facts. Oh, Mexicans don't care about their children. Yeah, that's not racism. Right, no, that's just a fact. Of course. I mean, I think that you should broaden and just point out that all Catholics hate their kids.

That's what I've learned. Right, that would make more sense. Well, it does make sense if you read the news. Here is him. Or maybe they love him a little too much. This is a clip of him talking about Asians and I don't know what he's going for with this joke. So they're talking about Trump,

well, they're playing this comedian named Ben Gleeb. Right, the kid running for president. The guy running for president. So it's a nobody trashing another nobody. I couldn't possibly care about this whole back and forth that's going on. And Ben Gleeb doesn't like Trump. So he's calling him these, you know, names,

calling him orange. And they decide to make jokes about Asians. I do not understand. And you can't call people orange nationally. That's a hate crime. It's like calling an Asian yellow. Yeah. So what do you think Asians are? Gold? If he's orange, what are Asians? Rose Gold? So here's what I want to point out, man. I've seen worse in prof shows. Right, that's what this is. He's going for jokes.

He calls this a comedy podcast. I didn't find one chucco in this show. I listened for four fucking hours. Maybe hour six is amazing. I don't know, I didn't get there. There's nothing funny in here. He goes, oh, you can't call Asians yellow. But what are they gold? What, what does that mean? The people you call them Asian. So this is like I put together

That same clip, but I want to play for you what this guy Mike David's hearing in his own head right because obviously he thinks he's Entertainer. Okay. I'm up for this. This is the same clip, but through his ears. Okay. And you can't call people orange nationally. That's a hate crime. It's like calling an Asian yellow. Yeah. So what do you think Asians are?

Gold? If he's orange, what are Asians? Rose gold? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no fucking way! Oh, no fucking way! Oh, no fucking way! This is the worst morning, Zeus, shit.

This is garbage. He's like so living the King of Comedy. Yes, it is. I'm still there, his own head. Right! With his wife and their both hands, the audience, the picture of the audience, the painted out the wall in front of them, outgoing nods for them.

Oh my God. All right, this is, I want to just... Corn Mike. I just want to hit the rest of the racist shit that's going on. This is him trying to be funny, talking about whipping black people, which is usually hilarious. Right, but in this case, that as funny as it could have been. God.

You've never been to a thing where you saw a bunch of black people naked all shoved into a room being host. No. Never. So you've never seen black people being cleaned by an owner. Okay. Oh yeah, you're from Canada.

I saw this when I was in a camp. There would be black kids, you know, chained to the wall. I'd be whipping them. Over night camp. That was one of the activities. I was wife thinks it's funny. So he's got that going whipping him. Over night camp, that was one of the activities. That was wife thinks that's funny. So he's got that going for him. His wife, Stockholm syndrome.

This has got to be. I would agree. I have a clip on here that is proof that jewels is a hole. Okay. And the thing with holes on a show is that you have to reassure them what they're doing is great all the time. So she says something that is nonsensical

and he has to say, oh yeah, that's a great point. That's a great win. She drank from a coconut. Yes, teaky vibes and tropical drinks. Good, there would be. Yeah, we get some of those cups like at that three dots in a dash place. I like that.

I like that. I think this is good. I don't. Yeah, nobody likes that. This is. I do not think that is good. Jules makes a reference to a movie and then again, because Mike does probably the first girl he's ever had sex with, Mike's very excited that somebody wrote something positive about her in the chat room and had to explain to her that people enjoyed what she just said. Wow. Now that's a real 10 year plan. Somebody says boyhood, LOL.

You got a big laugh there, Jules. Thanks. It was really good. Nope. She sound thrilled about it too. You got a big laugh there. Why? Because somebody wrote LOL because literally no one's ever

laughed out loud when they've typed LOL. Exactly true. It's the opposite of laughing is LOL. Right. It's more to show inflection of maybe there's something I'm using there. Big laugh now. It's like when you acknowledge that a joke is funny. Oh, that's funny. Wrong.

Right. If it was funny, you would have laughed. If you say LOL, you're not entertaining or interesting. Anyway, let's get back to the racism. Let's not think that Jews aren't included in the racism. I think Mike is Jewish, so you know, whatever, it's fine. I don't care about either shit, but it's just surprising to me that he's trying

so hard to be edgy. And turned out he was Jewish, so I said, oh, spit. You know when you make out with a Jewish chick, you go, oh, oh, oh, oh, all of a sudden, coins start coming out of your mouth? Thousands of coins and you go what did you do to me? Can you please explain that joke to me?

Jews are filled with buddy Carl And if you if you poke him in the belly like if you do like the pills buried. Oh boy thing Just like a slot machine paying off. I think he's thinking of leprechauns. Oh, baby. I think he's thinking of leprechauns because Jews are not full of coins. I don't know.

I just, that's what I've always heard. If you make out with a Jew, you get coins in your mouth. You might want to workshop that one. Yeah. You might want that one out a little bit. I'm not sure that that's your best material, but it's wife likes it. So that's good. He's got that one person laughing.

Let's talk the last thing. That wife. That wife is a trooper. She's terrible. Do they have kids? Do we know about them? What do I know about them? Nothing.

Because if they have kids, you know, somebody better call the state. I've been getting suggestions to do Red Bar Radio for two years. I've avoided it because it seems like there's a lot of backstory here. Like he was on compound media for a little while. He got fired by Anthony Cumia. He's all pissed at Keith the cop and Anthony's.

I was like, so I've just avoided it because I don't know all the backstory. I can't catch up with it. Right. It's too much. Well, you know, your friend Anthony is perfect in all of his ways, so. Listen. You just... You should've seen this. You should've seen this. I've got to hear the funny Anthony C the fight. I'm here to the

fight. I promise you that I want a video version of W ATP. I know something certain to make a lot of sense. Yeah. This is the last thing I want to play with him going off on his hilarious racial epiphates. Here is him talking about a black woman who is a fan of Redbar radio. Black Lady Redbar. You wanna hear something? You wanna hear a black lady talking about me?

This is the second black lady who is falling in love with Redbar by second. I mean second hundred. Nigger women love, I just, that is. As soon as it came out of my mouth too far, too far. Nigger women. I just I that is as soon as it came out of my mouth too far too far nigger women It's too far Lady apes love me So edgy Mike amazing Wow my soul hurts now

I want to comment on one of the things that drove me completely insane and made me hate the show was the cannon fire sound over and over and over again. No no Vitty when you say a joke that's not funny all you have to do is this. That's fire great. It's like living what was it like the old guy and Mary Poppins was just firing cannons for no fucking reason. I'm not opposed to sound boards. Should people know this about? Yes, you are an enthusiast.

I was somewhere in the thudus. He has three fucking sounds at his soundboard. He's got the siren, he's got the explosion, and the jucoin thing, and that's it. That's all he does. It's like, added a couple of other things, but why don't you have, I don't know. That would make a little sense.

Because he's not a guy. That's why. That's a good point. All right, I wanna talk about, he's setting up, I think it's going on forever. It's gonna suck us up, it's gonna suck us up. He's setting up this radio gunk interview

with this black woman who's a fan of Redbar. Okay. And not only that show. Correct. Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, but I know we're both very excited about this. It's always odd to me when I just pick a random episode to review and then we get brought up, but that's a little foreshadowing. That's not even foreshadowing. It's just giving it away. Right. This is Radio Gunnk is a show that makes fun of Howard Stern. We reviewed their show and What they do is obsess on Howard Stern. That's all they talk about they talk to anyone you ever been on that show And it was ever seen Howard in public. They're on their show So now they're talking to this week. We have Steve Grillo again. Oh fuck. Oh, this woman's like, oh, we're friends with Steve Grillo

That's not something you want to admit. I'm loud. I think that's in this clip. So this is, um, he's playing Mike David is playing a clip of Radio Gunnk talking to a black woman who likes Redbar. And Pat Mar is the kid. This guy. I don't know how he finds this. He listens to I don't know how he finds this up. He listens to every podcast on the planet. He finds the weirdest stuff about us. Here it is, Black Lady talking about Red Barrett. Howard was devoid. This is on the many black faces of Howard Stern. 6,000 years old Robin from Radio Gunnk. All right, so he says that Pat Mara found this amazing

Clip an hour into the show this video on YouTube where this woman references rod by it must be amazing because it spawned Six more hours of covers. I know everything that gets brought up And you know what the other problem with this show is and I'll get back to this because I do want to get back to this Everything happens in real time. I don't know if it's a live video feed or what he's doing. He thinks it's a radio guy Oh, yeah, but he plays music. He has to go take a leak So I have to listen to shitty fucking rap music for 17 minutes or like the stream went down so I was gonna put on music Okay Now I specifically listen to the audio feed of this. I listen to it off of iTunes.

Yeah. Oh, you've found that iTunes? Yeah, I found that on iTunes. Yeah, I listen to it off of iTunes. So I didn't hear the video feed or see the video feed, but he's specifically at one point goes, oh, the video feeds down, video feeds down. Well, we'll fix this. We'll fix this place Kanye for about 10 minutes.

Yeah. It comes back and say, for those who you listening to the audio podcast, video podcasts, or the audio podcast, it'll be seamless. You'll never know. What do you mean, I'll never know? I just listened to a fucking, a half a Kanye album. I'm pretty fucking well aware of what just happened. Right.

You explained it. You went away. And you didn't edit it. You said you didn't edit it, then you didn't do it. That's called lazy because you don't want to listen to your seven hours either, dude. There's no editing, that you didn't do it. That's called lazy because you don't want to listen to your seven hours either dude There's no out of the go. I got all right, so this is this track right here is They're talking about red bar on the show, but then the woman mistakes radio gunk for us

Yes Which is awesome and I have comments about that, but this is how this goes down red bar radio He like attacks everybody all these stars, he goes through and finds all these stars. People that he calls foods and he just does this watch and watch their every move. And so. What is a dick? Why? Yeah, a tick to people.

I think he, I think he may have spoken about you guys one time because were you on Compile Media once? We interviewed Kumiya, we interviewed all of you, you know friends with Grillo and that whole phone. No, no, no, no, you wish him, say you wish him. You wish him. So he may have. Okay, then it may have been, it might have been a different group that goes through and sort of, oh no, it was a podcast call.

Who's that podcast or what's that? Okay, look at this, somebody in the chat, Joey P. Pond. And then he immediately gets away from it. But what they almost was explaining was when who are these podcasts around the Anthem, the Kumiya show. Right.

And she must've stuck Radio Gunnk for that. And there's two things I want to point out here. One being that when we reviewed Radio Gunnk, the host of that show, I don't know her name because she's a nobody, but the host of that show sent me a tweet that said, we won't even acknowledge this because we're too big for this and enjoy your bump in a listener ship. She has a huge show that everyone gives a shit about. I did not get a bump in a listener ship from reviewing Radio Gun. I have from other shows sure not radio gug

Open yeah, I'll be a little bit. Yeah, no more people listen to fucking me that open I know it's pretty sad. It's pretty sad So this woman's very full of herself and then it's funny that she's interviewing someone who mistook her for me So I just wanted to point that out but secondly yes, that's very the reason why this got brought up is because She mentions that red bar was talking about us That's what she says. She's like oh, yeah, didn't red bar talk about you? You you're on Compound you're a kumi show. No, so this fucking guy already talked about us

Interesting is that what I'm hearing right now, Vinny it might be that I was too shot fired get hit the cannon I'll put this out. I'll make the seamless Perfect ever now fix it at those if you're watching the video feed you're out of luck I find it interesting though that lady's show she had Anthony Tim Sabian and grillo And I'm worried that like Tim Sabian and grillo work at the same Apple bees now or something Dude grillo show we reviewed his show a few weeks ago and he was teasing that he had a TV show coming out. He put out a YouTube video. Did I already talk about this? I might have-

You haven't told me. I didn't hear it. There's a YouTube video of this amazing TV show that he's making. Grillo TV. It had 200 views. It was up for a week. He had Adam West down there. He had real guests on this show.

Adam West dead. Adam West. No, I'm sorry, not Adam, Billy West. Oh, okay. Holy shit, Adam West. Oh, right. One of my radio good people are losing their minds. They got Billy West.

Billy West. I'm friends with, no, they would be like, I'm friends with Billy West. I'm friends with all these guys. No, I don't, Billy. All right, so anyway, that was interesting. Jackie's in Bolivia to be right now. So apparently this guy was on compound media. This is why he's famous because Anthony hired him. Let's

backtrack and just say we're using the term famous loosely. Very loosely. Very loosely. Because this guy also uses the term famous very loosely because the whole show is seven hours of him and feuds with people on the internet that I don't know who they are. But keep going. Correct. So all he talks about, and I was told this by people, all he talks about is Anthony Cumia. So I just picked a random week to listen to a show and lo and behold tons of talk about Anthony Cumia. You know, I was on this network, believe it or not, I was on Anthony Cumia's KKK compound media.

I was one of the stars, one of the big shows, one of the hosts, me, Gavin, this was in the heyday. It was me and Gavin leading the network. Cumia, under me, Gavin, under Cumia. I was the top show. Now, uh... I want to point out that this is this guy's comedy stylings. Vinnie, I noticed that you didn't even smile during that.

That was a joke. Because I'm trying to picture him, like, delivering the soliloquy, and all I picture is a guy sitting in a bar with a shot. Glass in front of him. Like, that's what that sounds like today. It's kind of depressive. He is doing shots of Jim Beam through office entire seven hour podcast. It makes sense. It does. Now I know. But that sounds like some sour grapes, my friend. Oh, it's ridiculous. He does do an Anthony Kumia

impression. It Kumi up. Compon me. He's back on Twitter. He's racing to 10,000. He's trying to get that 10,000 number up. He begged. He goes, we're 27 people away from hitting 10,000. Thank you so much. Not the worst. Not the worst. Not the worst. I think he's, but there's no way 10,000 people care about what Kumiya has to say. I just, I just don't buy it.

I believe it. 10,000 is not that big of a number. I mean, it seems pretty possible. It seems very much possible. And I mean, how many followers did he have? I mean, I know that he lost his account a couple of times. He lost a couple of things. A couple of times.

Over that Twitter account I've heard. I just think that... Well, I think Mike's thing is that he likes to say. 10,000 is that crazy. Of course. Mike's thing is that he likes to say like, these people aren't famous anymore. Nobody gives a shit anymore.

He even talks about now meanwhile The only reason why he has fans is because of compound media He even points it out. He goes in the chair who knows about me from compound media everybody and then he likes to say that Nobody subscribes to compound media anymore. So the fans are pissed The eight guys left watching compound media those knuckleheads. You got to be crazy to watch compound media If you want keep the cops phone number, just go back in time two years. I gave it out on Twitter.

By the way, a couple things I want to point out here. First off, is that how you got booked on that show? I'm pretty sure, yeah, I'd found Keith the cast number on Twitter. I'm pretty sure that the reason why I've gotten this show suggested so many times is because this guy is just a troll. Right. That's the only thing he does because this guy is just a troll. Right. That's the only thing he does.

It's just troll people all the time. And I might be in that same category, just sub degree or another, possibly. Right. I don't troll people, I just make fun of them and then move on. But, you know, it's similar. I feel like there's no hard feelings when it comes to you. Like you don't ever leave like super angry about anything you've ever heard.

I actually love Mike David and Jules David. I think they're both great people. They're amazing people. Oh, do you? So it's too bad that Chrissy called in from a fucking rotary phone in her car, but it would have been nice to talk to her. She has a new show on compound media that premieres this Tuesday called Chrissy Mayer's Wetspot. Yeah. And I was really interested to get her take on all this shit that Redbar is talking about

compound media. I'm with Mike. I'm not paying for his. I'm not paying for his. I do. I know you're trying to compound media because my buddy Dave Landau is over there with my buddy Ant was just talking about him with a couple comics. He's really good.

You got to get Dave and Narachister. I'll make a couple suggestions. I'll see what I can do. I don't know if I can make it, but you know, he should come into Russia. That'd be great. You just wanna hang out with him in your basement. They're talking to,

they're talking about this show that Kevin Brennan does. Is it Kevin or Neil? It's Kevin. Right, right. Kevin's the, Kevin Brennan does burning bridges it Kevin or Neil? It's Kevin. Right, right. Kevin's the, Kevin Brennan does burning bridges. Yes, he's the angry one. He's the angry one.

Right, Neil's a successful one. Right, millions of dollars from the Cheppel Shop. Correct. Yeah. As far as brothers go, they couldn't be more opposite from him. That is correct. So they're talking about Kevin Brennan's bitching and moaning

that his show got cut down to an hour by Keith the cop. And they say this. Oh my god, look at this. The whole episode is an hour long. One hour, what's the point? Red bar is like a hundred hours. Imagine if Red Bar was one hour. It would be amazing.

I would say that that's probably something you should really imagine a make a reality. Yes. Because it's called focusing your content. What a polish. Having polished your chair. What if it's sort of seven hours of nonsense? You did one hour there was entertaining. What, I'm just throwing it out there, Mike.

Maybe that's a good plan. I don't know. The Scars Club might not like it, but I would. I can't imagine the Kevin's happy about it either though. About what, Redbar? No one's happy about it. No, Kevin, my show's only an hour now. Yeah, he was kind of pissed.

He's a grumpy pants. He's always a grumpy pants. That's why he's on the show. I was talking to somebody the other day and they were telling me that he was telling them a story about how he was on, he shot to me, he was special and earthquake was on before him. They filled like a bunch of people.

Yeah. And like his wife or his girlfriend was watching the specials like at their house and she was watching earthquakes. And she was like, oh my gosh, this is so funny. This stuff, he's like, you were there. You saw it and he got all upset that she wasn't watching his. That's hilarious. And like he was telling the story just about how angry it was.

I don't know. I get a kick out of it. I like him. I do too. I like anybody who's that grumpy, except for this guy. I don't really like him. Well, this guy's not grumpy. He's fake.

He's talking about that. What's talking about that? I wasn't gonna go here, but now is as good a time as any, right? Yeah. He explains that what he's doing on this show is all made up, that none of it is real. This is where he explains that. Is that how he's saying?

It's nothing. It's not saying anything that's real. He's just, whatever sounds good. These names drifted in and out. I've slandered many of our listeners. I had Pat Mar the other day. Message me saying, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to bother you.

And I go, what? Pat, the kid. Remember the kid from the mountain thing? What? And I go, how did I bother you? I'm the last show you said all this stuff about me. I go, wow. I don't know if I, guys, I'm drunk.

I don't know what I'm saying anymore. It's all made up. It's just, whatever sounds good. You're either with that or you're not. So here's my question, Betty. Why would you listen to a show that's not funny and it's not real? If it's not real and hilarious, I mean.

But there's nothing entertaining about it. He doesn't tell any funny jokes and none of it's even fucking real. He's just making shit up. Well, if you're asking me, my answer is I don't. Yeah. All right, that's an all. And all. So then later on in the show, I don't know how much you listen to this.

I got a couple hours ago. It was on in the background and I was trying to like, okay, I heard a racial slur I turn around. What did he just say? Yeah. So at some point, one of his listeners, Lauren, starts a feud with him. It's a lady name. During the show. Yes. And he's explaining that all Warren's pissed at me

because I used his name or something and he says this. I care very little. This is all about funny, has nothing to do with me. I'm not really offended. Me being offended is just part of the funny. Okay, so he says, I don't really care about this Lauren guy. This isn't really a feud, which is fine, except for then it goes for 35 minutes after that.

I was gonna say, it's at least half hour. I'm talking to fucking Lauren, Lauren calls in. They're going back and forth. It's all the shit. It's like, you already just told us that this is all fake and not real, and we shouldn't give a shit. And now we're supposed to listen this for 35 minutes. I don't understand.

Do you know that he probably high-fived his wife after? Is that that was some good stuff? Oh definitely. That was some good stuff. Definitely because he's DMing with Lauren. Like here's my number. Call me and then we'll get you on the show and then it's like, oh sweet. I can fill fucking another 35 minutes of my 8.5 hour podcast with this asshole.

And I will say that Lauren calls in. I have a clip of this because I don't know my David Right, I listen to him just this week for the first time. I've checked out clips in the past, but I don't know I know nothing about him and This listener is a big fan And I think he probably sums up who Mike is really well in this call. All right You can't get along with anybody. It's supposed to kill someone. You're alone.

You know what that was? Craving dude, I mean, you know how long I have to go live. Chrissy. Hi. I'm back. You're back. Hi, Chrissy. Hi, I'm so sorry.

That's all right. We are just in the middle of a clip. How's your connection doing now? It's good. I'm in full blast. Nice. Except in there. Nice. And you're outside enjoying the outdoors. Yeah, I'm doing now. It's good. I'm in full blast. Nice. Perception now.

Nice, and you're outside enjoying the outdoors. Yeah, I'm outside. Yeah. I'm not in a little league game. Yeah, how fun for you. We're inside. We're out of beautiful day. Didn't you fucking handcafe?

I'm just trying to get hotter than all the moms. That's really my goal. All right, well, good luck with that. This is a clip. It's always important to shoot for the stars. Right. All right, this is a clip that I'm playing of a listener, Lauren, calling into Mike's show and calling out Mike.

I think he's pretty spot on with this analysis. You can't get along with anybody. It's social skills, sir. You're alone. You got that laugh. I mean, dude, I mean, you know how long I've got life, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck about you, or anybody, dude.

So Mike has no friends, and just his wife from Canada, who, like you said, Stockholm Center, is it a citizenship thing? I think so. Okay. They usually love him from Canada, but there's always exceptions. Sure.

It's always possible. All right, Chrissy, since we have you on the show now and you're joining kind of mid tempo here. Mid tempo? That's not really where I want to talk. Midstream. Midstream, thank you. I want to address. Did you listen to Red Bar Radio and all? I did. I was in the middle of one of the, it was the latest episode. It was like seven hours long. Yes. So it didn't get to finish it. But yes.

Yeah, I got a pretty good handle on him. So he was trash in compound media. Yeah, I guess he used to have a show there. Yes. And I was just talking about how you have Chrissy Mayer's wet spot is premiering this week coming up. And yes, it's a good news day at noon. If you guys want to listen or hate less than Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday at noon, you can check out Chrissy show on compound media. Now, according to Mike David, there are eight people who still subscribe to compound media. Is this true? Chrissy. I think it's more than eight.

It's more than eight. Because they did that to all be active on Twitter. If it was just eight, right? Yeah. Yeah. They have a lot of active fans on Twitter. Tell the math works out. I would say there's at least hundreds. I don't know. I mean, I don't know exactly, but the top show

does get like hundreds, thousands of views. I don't know. I mean, I don't know exactly, but the top show gets like, I don't know, a thousand views. You're doing any favors for Keith the Captain, Anthony over there. I would say there's hundreds of them. I was. There's dozens of people who still watch Anthony Kubi. I mean, for sure. That's so big. Oh, I'm sorry for laughing. That's funny.

All right, so because you're on the show, Chrissy, and I really appreciate you coming on the show, you are the only person that we've devoted an entire episode to. We usually just make fun of podcasts. Is there a fucking, you know how it's not what's going on? I feel like I'm doing an open show. It's fucking noise in the background. Hold on, got some glasses we could cling together.

Seriously. All right. I'm not excited. It's like a helicopter. Yeah, yeah, I could tell. So I'm excited to have you on because you had a grace that's a humor about it. And I really appreciate the fact that you took it

and stride, you were really cool about it. You wanted to come on the show, make amends. So we appreciate that. Yeah, it didn't feel bad. I didn't feel bad. And I didn't want to just come across like a truck and shit to be person. So.

Well, you did lie to us, but you are forgiven. But I want to talk about what happened. I want to talk about what happened to you recently. You were booked to do OP show. Yes, and I was really excited about it. I remember I was like, okay, I have a bunch of dates coming up that I want to book. So I reached out to Carl on Twitter. And I was like, Hey, what love to do like the LP show and he he set it up really quickly. Like I think I spoke to him

on a Thursday. No, I think I spoke to him Thursday or between Thursday or Saturday, right? He confirmed it on Saturday for that coming Monday. So I was like, oh wow, he's really able to make this work pretty quickly. That's exciting. They move fast. They move fast. They're in the Monday. They're in the Monday. Yeah, right. One in one hand, half a dozen in the other.

I want to play a clip of you on a fair one. You were on their show talking about your booking on, you know, your dealings with Carl Ruiz and trying to get an OP show and you said this, which I thought was interesting. He's like, I promise, you know, give me 24 hours, I'll reschedule you and I gave him a bunch of dates. He's like, I'll ask you know, 24 hours and then three days passed. And finally, I was like kind of pissed at him. I was like, what the fuck, I'm like, what the fuck Carl's was kind of unprofessional. Like, you were pissed that the OP show was unprofessional.

You heard the fucking OP show, Chrissy. Yeah, you know. It's the least professional show ever fucking made. It sucks. It sucks out loud. He was probably at that baseball game recording right now. You can get on the show right now to go to the other bleachers ha ha ha ha ha

i don't know people can can he see you really can see the after getting the app but i like all right i didn't know i didn't know it was like the most unbore rationally either the unbore rationally runs before the time and like I get it because like overwhelmed, he's opening up this restaurant like don't promise somebody you'll

reschedule them in 24 hours and then let like three days go by. I guess my point is not so much that olby didn't have you on the show and you thought you were reading on the show, but why would you care? olby can do nothing for you, Chris. He has no listeners, his show is garbage.

He pretends that people listen to it. I just figured, like, oh, I always have dates to promote, like the more things I can get on, the better. I don't know. Maybe I can reach like a few new people who might be fans, you know, like I don't think any show is too little or too, like, unimportant. What are you talking about? You blow us off.

What do you mean? That is true. You did kind talking about? You blow us off. What do you mean? That is true. You did try to skip out I do it this show. Other than you, you're show. Other than you're show. No show is too little. I love it. All right, so one more clip that I want

to play from your appearance on a fair one. So did you get booked? I'm sorry. No, I already asked. No, and then Carl, like, blocked me. Oh, so you're done. So I don't think it's going to happen. So this guy's using his power clearly to try and hook up with girl comics. Oh, so you're done. So I don't think it's gonna happen. But.

So this guy's using his power clearly to try and hook up with girl comics and when it doesn't work out, he blocks you. Trying to go. So they speculated that Carl Ruiz was never gonna get you on the OP show that he just pretending to, because he wanted to hook up with you.

And the guy says, Carl's using his power. He's the co-host on the OP show. That's not having power. It's not like he was like, hey, I got a restaurant. That would be fun. If you like to impress somebody talking about the restaurant. I'm a chef at a restaurant. I'm going to go to a restaurant and I'm on the OP show. I couldn't figure out what to make of him because if he was just wanting me to hang out with him, like if he was angling for a date, I think he would have said, hey, come down here right at 12

because he gave me the window of 12 to 3. I figured if he really wanted to just hang out and like, part, he would have said, hey, come right at noon and we'll hang out and wait for him. But I was kind of just waiting in my office, like waiting for him to give me the signal, like, hey, I hope he's almost here. but then I found out that he was fishing the whole time and maybe he was never on his way and and that like really pissed me off like

just called did nothing did that all care about and then it was like approaching three o'clock I'm like do you think he's coming in I'm like you know what like to save time like let me just go down to where you are, Carl, and like, if he's, Chrissy, I apologize. I just started my last ditch after, and then like, you apologize it for. Chrissy, you are breaking up. You have a very poor connection right now. I have to tell you, I, yeah, it's not working out for you. But let me ask you to go ahead and plug anything you have coming up and then we're going to disconnect because you're making a lot of noise and your connection sucks. I'm sorry. somewhere. Correct. Yeah, I guess. Or that office you were talking about.

Yeah, go ahead. Just watch the, just watch the wet spot on Tuesday at Compon Media at noon. I'll also be in Jersey City on June 19th at Low Fidelity bar. And then June 29th, I'll be in Chikapee, Massachusetts at the Lost Comedy Club. Awesome. Chrissy, thank you the Lost Comedy Club. Awesome.

Chrissy, thank you so much for joining the show. Let's try to connect again sometime when you're not. Yeah, I mean, I need to do another redo. All right, sounds good. Here we go. Bye. She seems like a delight. Oh my goodness.

I never have been so sidetracked at a show before. Yeah, I'm watching you. We need a video stream. Yeah, I'm watching you. We need a video stream. How do we get back from that, Vinny? How do we recover? What were we talking about? I liked we were talking about OP for a little bit there,

but we were talking about Mike David and the listener. I'll say that. Let's unpack that a little bit. Chrissy Mayer, Blue Asaf, right? Correct. Brissette and she has something else going on. Correct. But, oh, this is the clip.

All right. I wanted to play this with her on the call, but we couldn't connect with her. It's probably more fun if it's just us. It's actually gonna be more fun. So, I picked up my son and she was out of fair one. Then it's hilarious. And I bet you'll pick up on this, too.

I was basically, like, sort of booked to do a podcast. And then, so here's the story. I was basically sort of booked to do a podcast and then. So here's the story. So you're familiar with Opie's show, Opie Radio. So I was his handler slash producer, slash co-host is this guy named Carl Ruiz and he reached out to me. I don't know, like a while back or I reached out to him, hey, can I do the show and then on.

He reached out to me, I don't know, maybe I reached out to him anyway. So, you know, he pretty much just admitted to us that she reached out to him. Yes. 100%. So this is pathetic because she asked to be on Opi show, correct, which is already pathetic. And then he gave her a three hour window, noon to three, that she waited in her office, waiting for that call. Okay, wait to be on the OP show.

Dude, do you ever heard the OP show? He's not having people call in. He goes to a bar and meets up with them. Right. Or he walks down the street. So she's sitting in her office for three hours, messaging Carl, what's it gonna happen? What's it gonna happen?

And then Carl says, I don't know, I don't know where OP is. You wanna come down to the restaurant while hang out? So she goes down and hangs out with the guy at the restaurant and they go, we fucking cupcakes. That's her story. That's pathetic in every single way. She tried to get herself booked on a show that nobody listens to and then hung out with a chef

and a cupcakes. To be honest, the cupcake part sounds fine. That's the part. Right. I'm not going to shit on anybody for trying to get their dates out there and stand up. You know, God knows it's hard to get people to come out and see you, but there's definitely better ways to go about this. Yeah.

And I don't understand why she would actually go meet him. At that point, you're like, so what's the story? Like I would find out what's going on before I go down there and just go hang out with somebody who's literally blowing me off. Right. Well, I don't know who's blowing who off in this scenario. I just think it's hilarious. That she's reaching out to her to the car over a week. She has no control over the show.

I don't know everything about OP, just most things. The reason why that show exists is because Carl will just call up, or OP will just call up Carl out of the blue and say, let's do a podcast. There isn't a schedule. Right. It's not a thing that you book yourself for. So what's going on with that show right now? Oh, I got it.

What's the story? You know a little bit. I don't think they're going to be out of Westwood one much longer. Why do you think that, Carl? Because it doesn't seem like Westwood one is doing a lot for him anymore. It seems like well, there's a couple reasons why I think that. A, the show is garbage and no one listens to it. A, okay.

B, it's getting worse and worse. They seem to be putting less and less effort into it and I think the biggest problem is I predicted this before. Carl, are we just getting busy now? Yeah. He has a job and if he's not on the show, no one cares about it. He's the only funny part of the show. I'll be talking to Jackie, the joke man,

so we'll get into it later. It's not something that you want to listen to. Right. All right, we're getting way off track. This show is going to be fucking eight and a half hours. It's gonna be right away. Oh my God. As long as it's seven hours and one minute.

That's what I want. I want it one minute longer than Mike David. Let's talk about jewels. Have we talked about jewels yet? Mike David's wife? Yeah, let's talk about his wife. Let's talk about her. Listen to the vocal fry in this clip.

This is so fucking obnoxious. This clip has it all, vocal fry, slurping coffee, all the things you want to hear on a podcast. Go ahead, you know? For some reason when you're listening to an audio version, not seeing the video doesn't really bother me. And it really does it. Yeah.

You just accept that you can't see it and move on. Is there anything pleasant about that clip? And then there might be a lot of... Can we get Chrissy back on the phone with her connection? I've heard of her. I don't know. I've heard her listen to robot noises from Chrissy's fucking Skype connection. I thought she was about to sense it on your back. And then this fucking idiot explains comedy to us because we don't understand comedy only jewels. I know I have no clue. I don't know what I'm it just said, every guy's a nice guy, you gotta say...

Look, Harley-1-3-8. Harley-1-3-8. Thank you for explaining that, Jules. I had no idea. I don't trust any show that tells me what to think about it. I hate when hosts say, we got an awesome show for you today, or we're having a lot of fun today. Oh, the guy, a bridge too far, yeah, I like that.

We're having great times, good times here to death. I hate that shit. That proves to me that we're not having great times. If you have to convince people, this is what OP Show does all the fucking time. Hey, everyone's loving the show. It's getting a lot of momentum. We're not having a great time.

It's going nowhere. Fast, it sucks. I don't like that. You've convinced me, George and Gracie, they are not. Right. Let's talk about these sound effects. This is just a quick clip. They explain two of the three sound effects

that this guy fucking uses all the time. You're gonna be selling your red bar, subscars, subscription to someone else. That's illegal. You're under arrest. What is this? Oh're under arrest. What are you talking about? What is going on? Those are the two sound effects that he uses nonstop the explosion and the sirens.

That's some good stuff though. Oh, it's hilarious. And it adds a layer of like, you know, I'm like, I dementia that you don't normally get. It's good. This guy is so trapped in an 80's slash 90's shock jock mentality. He even does the Howard Stern.

Never back in the 90's, but you could say the N word on the radio. Well, let's say what? He even does this Howard Stern clapping thing. Everyone Howard's show from the 80's. He just, oh, yeah. Jewels wraps sounds just like a lissa violet when she wraps.

That is there. You wanna Jules doing karaoke wrapping? No, yes, he does that a lot in the show the one person clapping is a pathetic sound It's not good and listening to her go no No, and Jules is a boring fucking person and you know, I know that because she watches the bachelor wrap almost every week I see somebody throw a basketball behind their back and get it in the bachelor at last night. They even did it there. Oh boy. Okay, so hold on. We're really connecting with the audience. You know how I know she's a boring person. Yeah. Because she listens to her husband talk for eight hours. That's true. That's a help. Listen, do you know anyone who could sit there

and listen to anyone talk that long? Well, my wife can listen to me talk for eight and a half hours straight and it's amazing. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. But this part of love had, it's like, let me just say to Mike, and I know he doesn't have any friends,

and I know he doesn't have anyone who's interesting around him, but your co-host should not be your wife. It's not a good idea. It doesn't work. Why are you looking at me like that? What's so funny? I'm just...

You're pretty micro-intensive, because I have comments I could make. Look at directly at you, but I'm not blowing your cover. Oh, okay, thanks. All right, this is... He has this segment early on in the show called Light New. Does she do any jingles?

Uh, no. In fact, if you're gonna have your wife on the show, she's participating so much. She might as well, you know, bring something to the table, maybe a lovely seed voice. You're smirking even more now than you were before, you motherfucker. That's smirking, go ahead. I just love how you're sitting there again. You and this guy have some things in common. That's what of them. Does he have a slide whistle? Listen, he can't afford one. You said that again, you and this guy have some things in common. That's wonderful.

Does he have a slide whistle? Listen, he can't afford one. He got thrown off a compound knee. That's true. He talks about how he has a multi-million dollar, do I have this clip? He says that he's running a multi-million dollar operation which I find to be ridiculous. There's no way that's true.

What does he have like an insurance policy on her? Like what? How does he have a multi-million dollar enterprise going on? It doesn't it doesn't make any sense. So I was thinking a bit and usually I say this stuff in defense of me being a small show but then I really thought about it. There is no way Red Bar can be big. No shit's your luck! No shit! No shit's your luck! No fucking shit's your luck!

By the way, that's Pennywise music. I went and saw Pennywise last week at the time. I wasn't. Oh, he went to that thing and... I did. Yeah. I did. I have a funny story about that.

Really? We went to... You went to another old white guy's, what? Yup. Oh, yeah. Yeah,, yeah, listen to it's all 40 something white guys going to this punk rock festival outside of Columbus Ohio and I went down my buddy who's got like a fifth wheel It's like a nice RV kind of thing and His rule was no shitting in the fifth wheel Uh-huh, you know, he's got a shower in a toilet and everything's like don't shit in there, right? That makes sense So the only places you could shit are portage ends You know, he's got a shower and a toilet and everything. He's like, don't shit in there. Right. That makes sense.

So the only places you could shit are portageants. I didn't shit from Saturday morning at 6am until Monday afternoon of work. Until this podcast. Until this podcast right now when I laid a turd. And I know that I'm a big like, don't shit at work guy. I guess I'm just like,'t shit anywhere. There's people around Kind of guy why because it's disgusting. I Go these poor to Johns just to take a leak and there's just shit everywhere people are spraying on the ceiling

It's dripping down. You know that little urinal thing like whoever invented that's genius I don't want to look at the shit. Oh, cuz there's a little urinal thing right here. Yeah. Shit, the fucking urinal thing. It wasn't wet enough to go all the way down, but it was wet. I love how it's all a bunch of 40 something year old white guys that I end up shitting at the urinal.

They're there to see petty wise and who else was at this thing? Oh, Rance and... MXP after. So, look at this, you know, 95. Less the Jake. Oh, fucking 90s P F. That's like, look, it's you know, 90s. Five less. The Jake.

Oh, fucking 90s. All 90s all the time. Uh, this is directly out of Howard Cern's playbook. If you remember Howard Cern coming up, this is how you become a shock jack. You have to say that your show is the bass and every other show sucks. But is there a show better than Red Bar? The answer is no. The answer is ultimately 100% no.

Red bar is better than JRE. Red bar is better than Kumia. Red bar is better than Stephen Crowder. Red bar is better than the Joe Rogan experience. He's literally trying to hypnotize people. Did you hear his voice? You're right. He was trying to hypnotize you and to believe in it.

And there are a couple dozen people that it's worked on. Yeah. Because they are in his little fan club that he has. You have to pay money to listen to this asshole saying nothing. No, but he's the best at it. He's the best. He says it himself. There's no other show that's better than mine.

Look at what we do here. We talk to our chat room. We play clips from shows that are better than ours. We listen to it. It doesn't make any sense. When you bring up that you're talking to us about the problem you had with that cashier last week. Let's talk about that for an hour. Oh, the worst. All right. This might be our new sign off to our show. This is the type of show where you can listen to other shows But they're all gay All right All righty one the over that

Take everything back What's crazy though is that he thinks he's different than other shows? He thinks that for some reason what he's doing. He's got a whole new angle You know, I hope that you don't look at me the same way as you look at the rest of these people. I always think about that too. I think about that too sometimes, I go, do they think that I'm like another one of these crazy characters in the world of show? And then I go, is this all we are?

Do they think that I'm like part of like I'm just just a big J. Okreson type of guy or? No, no one thinks you are big J. No, no one thinks that. Hell, big J. Okreson's really funny. What's crazy is that he talks about how everything he does is fake, it's all made up, it's all bullshit. And he says, oh, I'm different than all of the shows. No, you're Mad Cow.

You are a literally mad cow, Mike David, shots fired. Pfft. No, seriously, what kind of, again, I think he's trying to convince himself and the listeners, but what kind of nonsense is that? I do a show that's really different. It's exactly the same as every other fucking show, executed a lot worse, but it's really long. Right, the one that's the only differentiator

is that you do it for seven to the half hours. It's not impressive. That is impressive. All right, let's get back to you. Oh, this is what I was talking about. Where you talking about how it's multi-million dollar, I have too many fucking clips. I can't make sense of it.

All right, here we go. And I guess in the chat during this whole time I'm trying to run a professional broadcast here, a multi-million dollar company There's no fucking way this is this business is making hundreds of dollars a week went alone a multi-million dollar company Right?

Yeah You are correct. He's doing the math right now. He's scratching it out of the piece of paper. I got about Well, see if there's somebody. I got a 4050. I got a 4050 a week. There's no ed reads. There's 70 subscribers.

So this is a segment that he does called Light News. And this is early out in the show. Listen to how hard he's trying. He's trying so hard to be interesting. Giantormous food marathon. Okay, Light News. Shall we do it? Let's do it. Waking up with you, Tuesday, start of the week. Light news. Yeah. Uh, it's light. Well, there be an egg. Uh, uh, uh, light. Yes. Huh. Whoa. This guy...

would be fired if he was a shock-jock. He even ends the segment trying even harder. Oh, light news! I hope I didn't put you in a bad mode, here we go. That's the end of light news! Wow! I'm fucked up, man. Wow Fucked up man That um watch out this guy I Just like how it shows how unpredictable is you know, but like slight music that is playing

And he's just like a mad man Branding like a lunatic. Oh, I'm off the handle. I'm on hinge. I gotta bounce to you I have never ever heard anything like that before. This is this is what makes them different It's unique if you think that he's like every other show you're rock every other show has listeners And is enjoyable do you have any like a light music bed? Oh? No, I tell you cuz I would just I wish you had a light music bed right now. I should I would just be like Like you're just better right now. I should. I would just be like, GAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR And she's what is she doing? It's weird that she's not on camera. It's weird that she's on camera.

Is she not? Well, this is why it's weird. Because if you go on their Facebook, there's pictures of them all over the place. They're not hiding who they are on the internet. But she's not on the show. Is it because they can't figure out how to get two cameras in the studio?

It can't be, they have a multi-million dollar for the same thing. Correct! So that's the big of these sense, I don't understand it. But, unless you think that people don't like this show, the show is amazing, and even the chat room agrees. Zander says Mike is right, it's private. Red bar is the best. Look at this, the whole chat.

The whole chat agrees that Red bar is the best show, and it must be true. The only person I've ever met named Zander was a Molly Salesman. Like that's just too much fucking name. It's not good. All right, the last clip I want to play, this is a three hours and 40 minutes into the show. I asked it about four.

Well, I like this about half the halfway point, half time. About halfway through, he's talking to his wife, Jules. And, well, what the fuck else is he gonna do and this happens Jules Uh-huh, am I horny you yawned? Am I boring him? Yes The answer is yes You're boring the shit out of people three hours and 40 minutes in your co-host is yawning.

That's a sign. That, oh my God. That's a sign, buddy. It's not going well. I don't know. Was his wife on his show when he was on Comp-O Media? No. He just got married in January of last year.

And for some reason, she's not, she was a fan of the show. And now she's on the show. Yeah, right. Oh my eyes just went in the back of my head. So it was like one of those, I'm gonna make you a star, baby. Kind of deals.

Oh, for sure. Yeah, and she's not even, well I shouldn't even, I shouldn't make her be friends. Maybe people don't realize that you're just a diamond in the rough. I'm gonna show everybody how charismatic you really are. Oh, yeah, It's just gross

So I was I was trying to do some research on the subreddit because there's a red bar subreddit To see what's going on with these guys apparently the subreddit is turned on him so the subreddit is just people who hate him Okay, So his real fan page is this Facebook group. Okay. Which I tried to go on. And these are the people who contribute the millions of dollars to his right. Right. Right. These are the millionaires who can't wait to contribute money to this asshole. So I tried to go on the Facebook group and it was a private group. So I applied, but I don't know what's going on. I tried to make the cut. I didn't make the cut yet.

Yeah, I'm sure as soon as I see you, who are these podcasts? So I want to join the group. I'll let me write in. If he starts playing the siren music, I'm so very excited about that. Joel, who are these podcasts? He's looking at us.

Woo, woo, woo, woo. Vinnie, I'm exhausted. Yeah, me too. I'm physically exhausted. I yawned maybe an hour and a half ago. From listening to the show, I took it in bits and pieces this week. I tried to break it up, but it's terrible.

It's so boring. Mm-hmm. And the fact that it's a video of just watching this nobody talking front of a video screen, I hate the internet. I hate what the internet has turned into. Vinnie, last closing comments. We're all stars, everybody. That is fun, actually.

I see why he does that. He does that three times a minute. It's kind of like Anthony's bell. Well, Anthony's bowing something else, but I don't you read. You know what, we've had a lot of fun, and you know why we've had so much fun? Because we're sponsored by deepdiscount.com. Vinnie, what do you think about deep discount? Well, let me tell you something, Carl.

Yeah. I'm a big movie buff. I think you may know that about me. And you know, sometimes when I'm looking to get my very own copy of the newest releases coming out, I believe Captain Marvel's coming out soon. I'm excited to get my very own copy of the newest releases coming out, I believe Captain Marvel is coming out soon. I'm excited for that if you like the MCU. There's all sorts of great movies. What? Second, can you get brand new releases from DeepDiscount.com? You can't edge it out. You could go back and get old movies. Holy shit. You don't like it. Like the other day I was looking for the Care Bears movie

from 1987. You know? Yeah, you know, I was drinking a lot that day and don't judge. And you know, they might have it out there. I'll find out, but deepdiscount.com is your place to own your very old copies of the greatest releases and blah, blah, blah. They have movies, games, TV shows, toys, collectibles. They have it all. Deepdiscount.com, they have it all. Deepdiscount.com, everything deeply discounted.

Thank you, DeepDiscount. Thank you, DeepDiscount. If I had a script, that would not be how it would be written. Right, but we didn't have one. Even if it was. It was just, you know. Cool. We love DeepDiscount.

Listen, man, that right now we should be making millions of dollars because that is the level of quality we've been putting out this afternoon. Who's to say we are making millions of dollars? I mean if you say it, it must be true. We're having a lot of fun today. Everyone's having a lot of fun. We're making millions of dollars. All this stuff is true.

My wife doesn't think I'm boring. Yeah, it's great. My wife's a great co-host. Yeah. It's a lot of sense that she's at the show. It's great. great. My wife's a great co-host. Yeah. She's got the show, it's great. Yes. She don't make so much sense. All right.

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along with Stettering John. So this time, he goes out to Jackie's house, and this show is unlistenable. I don't know how else to explain it. He's talking to Jackie about his house and walking around the house and being shown around. And of course, Opie is the worst interviewer ever. Jackie has a documentary being made about him. Why? Good question. Is he dying or something? That

would have been the right question. Instead, Opie asked the exact Ron question. What else you got? You got your CDs laying around, I see. Yeah, I got all kinds of shit laying around. Jacky, the joke man, more than- Well, they're doing a documentary on me, so I gotta pull everything out. What's the documentary about? He just fucking said they're doing a documentary about me. And Opie says, what's the documentary about? Me!

The answer is me! I just said that! It was the last thing I just said! It's about what happens when a washed-up comedian can't sell rooms full of CDs. That's what the documentary is about. They're probably furniture, Carl. What was Opie thinking, just not- Who, nothing? Like his brain isn't working anymore, right? I think Opie just looks around and says things that he sees. Well that's definitely true. They go up into the attic

of Jackie's house and they see his family heirloom. Tell me what the fuck is going on in this segment. Yeah, this is an old house because this is like very steep stairs into the attic and a very narrow staircase. What is the family heirloom? What? Can I talk about what I'm seeing? No. No. I, you know, I don't care.

What the... Why do you... I don't want to see this? No, you can't see this. So, unsee this. Get out of here. All right, we got to unsee this. I'll just brush up it. What the... I'll just brush up against that. All right.

What, what, what, Jackie, Jackie is God, I love it. Jackie's nuts. Just use your imagination, people. What were they just talking about? What did he just see that was so exciting? I'm guessing something insanely racist. Yeah, that's not true. Like there must be like a Nazi flag.

There's a black dude swinging, still in his attic. Like that's, I mean, there's gotta be something fucked up there. Ha, the family heirloom, the Martin family heirloom. Right. And they just, he, so he's being shown around the house. He's like, oh, there's a plants in here and all this room is big, there's a refrigerator. And then he finally sees something that's interesting.

Can I talk about that? No. Okay. I can't talk about it. Like, open, really? Really? Open, really lost it because You think like I mean he was the destroyer. I know like if you want to

Like like it's not obviously that was really fucked up. They just black guys wait It's like maybe like his grip is clanhood or something fucked up like why do you have this seems like why would you immediately Call about it just big. What is this he's showing it to you while you're alive on the fucking show I Think you could talk about it and see this is why we do recorder Yeah, it's not like your live dipshit right if it's something that does have to be cut out later He could out but you have the conversation. It's a good point because you want good content Speaking of how opi is fucking lost it you know how people when they're from Long Island

obsessed about talking about different places on Long Island? You remember that skit on SNL? Oh I do. That was the Californians. Oh yeah. And everything was like, I take the 401 to the 10 and this is the same shit that Long Island are still. Right.

How far is Sagamore Hill from here? You know back in the way to the band then just a couple miles yeah yeah I'm trying to remember because I haven't been there in a while and and Roosevelt is very close to here yeah he's right you know that a little closer than that oh my god is this your bedroom who's your bedroom fucking cares? I imagine that Jackie Marlene's bedroom is a lot of shredded newspapers. At a corner, that goes up. I mean, these conversations are so fucking boring. The lobster cooker and the jetty were both built by Bruce Springsteen's first manager. Really?

Honest to God. Carl Tinker West. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? Bruce Springsteen's first manager built my jetty and lobster cooker. Okay. Okay. That's what he just said. That's a podcast. Yep. That he puts out for people to listen to. That Chrissy Mayer wanted to be on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She reached out to them to be on the show. Chrissy, maybe he'll go through your apartment and you can show him around your apartment. This is where I put my clothes, it's called a closet. This is a family heirloom.

It's just like, I can't imagine what her family heirlooms are. Chrissy Mayer's? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I can take some time. I got a friend of the show, Chrissy Mayer. We're talking about yeah. I can take some time. I got friend of the show, Chrissy Mayor. We're talking about this.

I like Chrissy. Friend of the show. I like Chrissy. You know what my favorite thing about her is? Her phone connection. It's beautiful. Phone connection is amazing. It's amazing.

You know what I wanted to talk to her about? And I'm pretty sure that's the last conversation I'll have her have with her. So I won't be able to. But for some reason reason when you Google her Her feet come up in most of the search results say what her feet. She's not like wiki feet or something People are obsessed with Chrissy mayors feet. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's fucking weird. I wonder what that's like If you Google me my feet give up I'd be I'd be weirded out by that

I'm so puzzled by this like I'm actually processing it. Process that for a second. Google Chrissy mayor and about the third or fourth image in is just her feet. Weird. And there's a whole like web page dedicated to it. Okay is it just like one psycho who likes her feet and maybe has like an angel fire page? Yeah that's probably the case. Yeah. Because there aren't a lot of search results for Chrissy Have a face that I get into her feet. Yeah, it's gonna show up pretty high. That's a good point It's not like a book me thing either So I told I told Vinny to put he has one of his cans off of his ear I told him to put him both on because what these fucking assholes do is they walk around the zoom recorder with those

Stereo condenser mics two channels, so you hear the conversation as if you're like spinning around the people. And Oby explains that, well, that's what they're doing right now, but they'll do a legit show. I'll pour my own coffee. It's okay. I'm not in that store again, but I took the picture. What do you want? What would you like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah. We'll set up a real podcast,

but I got the handheld right now with Jackie. Opie says it. We'll set up a real podcast. I'm still waiting for it. We better open this for over here. What are you gonna do that? I said it's a real podcast. What's he talking about?

We're just gonna stack up all these boxes of unsolved joke man CDs and we'll put a microphone on top of it. We'll have a real studio in here to be great. This is part one of Opus Adventure with Jackie Martin. I can't imagine the riveting conversation that's going to come out. At what point do they look for cardboard sides to stand by the highway with these two? What's funny is that Jackie's better at running a show than Opus.

So remember that Jackie's talking about the people coming over They're gonna do a documentary on me so he's got a story he wants to tell and Obi wants to tell I always just calm my girlfriend about this whole story about Then I want to jail In like 1969 and this is the greatest story. It's probably too long for the podcast, but you're kidding me. We're not the radio. We do what we want.

I don't care if it's a 20 minute story. What's this? Listen, these guys are supposed to come with the video. Okay. And I would really love for the story to get on video. Can we do that? Is that that's slow you up? No, let's do it twice.

No. So Jack understands how to do this better than Opie does. And I also like how Jack is like, you know, I'd rather save it for my documentary than your shitty podcast. He goes, I got a long story because you know what I actually, I'll tell you to you, but I got a crew coming over, we'll do it then. What's just do it twice? I really like had high hopes for Opie when he was in a duo podcast and this is so bad. Why would you tell a guest to tell stories like? How is that released, Carl? How do you release this?

I know. That's what I don't even understand is how I'm even hearing it. How am I even hearing this? How did I even know this conversation happened? It's so fucking blows my mind. Because literally they're walking around the guy's house with a recorder and he's refusing to tell him interesting things.

Right. You're not allowed to to tell him interesting things. Right. You're not allowed to talk about the interesting things in my house. I'm not going to tell you any interesting stories. In fact, you could like point at things and mention, oh, there's that. Yeah. I'll tell you all about my lobster cooker and I get it. But the time I went to jail in the late 60s, ah, let's be safe if you're a real outlet. And Vinnie, it'd be one thing

if there wasn't a podcast devoted to making fun of how shitty your show was on a weekly basis. And it wouldn't be one other thing if Opie didn't get out to the car, sit down and go, I got gold. I know, he loves it too. He has these terrible conversations that no one could possibly be entertained by.

And then he's like, yes, we did it again. I'm gonna be just a three-parter Like I'll be making out no partner dude making a no fucking partner if that motherfucker had just an upload button on that Zoom oh my god pretty much does there's nothing taking out There's nothing taking out it would have been up on the internet before he got to his car. And again, we'll begin to have a normal interaction like a human with someone. He has to show up doing a show.

It's the only way he's comfortable in life is he's doing a show. Well, that's because he could have control. I guess. No, 100%. That's a control thing. That's because I'm the host. Yeah.

So, hey, listen, we're gonna talk, but we're gonna talk and I'm gonna leave the conversation. So, hey, listen, we're going to talk, but we're going to talk, and I'm going to leave the conversation. So he comes over to this guy's house, and he's just recording. What do you got? Fresh coffee? Yeah, you want some coffee? Yeah, I would like some coffee.

Is this weird that I started the podcast before even... No, there's no such thing as weird. I'm so tickled that you guys can't hear. Of course. So I think what they used to do in Open Anthony, they're all proud of themselves. They'd have guests come in, mid conversation. And a lot of shows like Howard Stern or other shows

would go to a commercial break, bring the guests in, start up, okay, we have someone so here we're gonna have a conversation. In Open Anthony, we're all proud of themselves. They're like, oh yeah, come on in, hey, we got this guest down, we're just gonna do it. So Open thinks that that's what his life is now. Right. He's just like, hey, you're this guest down. We're just gonna do it. So Opie thinks that that's what his life is now. Right.

He's just like, hey, you're joining me as I'm having lunch with my friend at a diner. Well, that's not a show. I don't wanna listen to that. I'm not intrigued by this conversation you're having with Mike Bischetti in a fucking crowded diner. It's, there's such a level of narcissism

to be able to fake that everywhere you go, you're putting on a show. And it's amazing. It is, it's what society kind of is. It's like a mirror of the times and it's sad. But he's not even of that generation. I, I understand. It doesn't matter.

There's nothing sadder that the old guy trying to be young they end up pit-shitting in the urinals. You said it doesn't matter. I'd say it's even worse. There's a generation that was brought up and everyone gets a trophy and everything you do is amazing. And I understand that they think they're putting out a show when they're entertaining all the time.

OP is in part of that generation. He shouldn't fucking know better. But he's got two little kids and he's like living that generation right now. Well, I don't want to just shit on OP. He is really funny sometimes, like when he talks about pooping. I know what I liked, the fact that I just blew up the bathroom at the cafe! Could you imagine me a 55 year old man, and this is how you talk to someone, I just blew

up the bathroom Oh That sounded like Sponsored McKenzie was making a comeback. He's so he's with his body the producer of the show Before they go to Jackie's house and he's talking about how he just blew up the bathroom in the cafe and he's all excited about Then they go to Jackie's house and he has to tell Jackie that story. Oh, welcome. I just got home. I want to get some steaks. Right. I just blew up the bathroom at the cafe. Oh, my God. At which the local? Yeah, the local cafe. I took a very nice dump in there.

Whatever. What's wrong with this guy? Like, Benny, I don't have to do a show. I could just play these clips. He doesn't get that many downloads. Does he get that many downloads? There's no way. OP? Yeah, he doesn't know way.

No, no one's listening to this show. Okay, I thought you said to get $10,000. I wouldn't get $10,000 downloads. Just point these clips. I don't have to talk. I don't have to do this anymore. I'm like, this is where OP says this. You get more downloads and Kumia has Twitter followers

Oh, oh, shut fire Shut fire, no, I mean Yeah All right, it'll be seamless in the audio all right The other thing the Opie always does that is a lot of fun is he goes somewhere where there's a lot of noise in the background I call this the Chrissy Mayer effect so when you and Nancy Nancy got divorced, but you guys are still friends this day, right? That's my David Soutboy. That's your old house, isn't it? It's one of the ones we own. She...

She's uh, with her... No, not new, but with her boyfriend and they're on their way to block Island and his boat. Is this unbelievable? Like you said, it's a podcast. Yeah, just take that part out. When you walked outside and the siren went off, It's a podcast, yeah. Just take that part out. When you walked outside and the siren went off, just take that out. It's fine. There was nothing that was being said.

He's tired about people taking a boat to an island. Right. There's literally, you're not, there's nothing interesting. It's not like you have to push through because something was so good that, you know, it's worth it to make someone to subject someone to listen into that. Oh, be honest, I was listening to that in my car the first time. And when I hear a sad life, tell me about it.

Tell me about it. I listen to fucking OP radio during my commute. Do I want to do that? No. I sure shit don't. It's like shot and throw it or something. It is. But anyway, I hear this shit go off. I'm looking to my rear view. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Could be Armageddon, I don't know. It's annoying. Nope, just bad podcast. Just terrible podcasting.

That's all I had to say about OP. But we're not done yet, my friend, because we still have the... We're in job the week. We're in job the week. This is a segment that we do where we ask our listeners to find something that's terrible on a podcast that they listen to. Send us the time code so that we can go in and find it and our friend Matt Lewinsky,

who is at podcasts underscore hitman on Twitter. Send us this, this, this is the week. This is Dave's pop culture podcast. This is a day. Well, this Dave sounds like a real interesting cat. There's five people on this show. They just started it and nobody talks. As we dive into some more Star Trek next generation, I've been looking forward to this a lot. Tsk, tsk. forward to this a lot. Be too always. Wow, uncomfortable silences don't get any better than that right

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You can edit this shit. Well, you guys fucked up No one was talking and then you started laughing like an idiot I've noticed there's a ton of these like fanboy fandom podcasts of stuff like that pop culture things like that where there are like Here's the inside story of this and it's like People have done this off thousand of these about every topic that you decided to do. It's all been done Speaking of shitty podcast many you host a show. I do the worst one You host comedy at the Carlson cast. Yes, I do. And you had Mark Norman on last week. I did have Mark Norman on last week.

I went to some Mark Norman at the Comedy Club. I think I saw you there. I saw you there. Yes, I did. I'm telling the listener. Yeah, okay. Do I use that singular as a plural? Yes, it's a radio trick.

Yes, you're talking one to one. Right. I'm telling that listener who's got his ear buds in. Then I went to the Comedy Club last week and saw Mark Norman, ran into you. You had Mark Norman on your podcast. I did. And I think you have another podcast coming up this week

on with a guest. And about two hours. Yeah. An hour and a half, actually, I'm going live, but this will be too late. But you can check it out on CarlsonCast.com. Going to hang out with Dan Soderna. That's amazing.

Yeah, it's going to be fun. That's awesome. I'm going to see Dan Soder tonight. I am looking forward. You get to talk to all the best comedians. Fatal lot of great guests on your show. Yeah, and I'm a terrible host too. Like that's not true.

That's not the best host in the world. That's not true. I'm dreading the day that you guys get ahold of me. I'm dreading it because I am legit terrible. But I get to talk to the best comics in the world. So hopefully they save me. I have a rule on this show. What's that?

We do not roast local shows. Then Christ. Yes. You and Todd Gerslin and a bunch of other people, we... Oh, I'll come and do the... I'll come and do the Gerslin episode. Yeah, I'll come and do it. You, wees.

Hate this podcast. There's a bunch of people who are very thankful. We have this rule. Yeah. But, you know, my show... Vin people are very thankful. We have this rule. Yeah, but you know My show Vinnie's very modest. This show is is fantastic Thank you. I the whole point of it is, you know We were I work at a comedy club the best club. I think one of the best clubs in the country and most of the comics It comes real not just you J more said it Jim Norton said it like everyone who comes in there loves that Yeah, it's a very nice club. And it was designed for comedy.

It's funny. I went to, I played the funny bone, Yikes, in Syracuse last week. Yeah. And I was talking to somebody about it and they're like, man, this place is like an Applebee's with a stage. And I was like, you know what, it is.

And I'm so lucky that I go to a place that's geared towards comedy. Yeah. Then I get to have that as a home club. Yeah, and you know, I used to be bummed that we didn't have a helium or a funny bone because these places will get Just the comedians out of circuit. Yeah, just like hit all those places But we get all the best comedians. I've been going every weekend lately because there's so many great comedians

And it's not one of these shitty cookie cutter strip mall places It's uniquely built for comedy. Yeah, the people who built it mark, you I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time,

and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, and I've been in the show for a long time, Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's fun, so we ask. All right, Vinny, we've done it all. We've talked about a lot. We've plugged Chrissy Mayer's Nonsense. We've plugged your bullshit. Let's talk about what W-A-T-P is up to.

The important stuff. Let's get to the important shit. And I'm specifically referring to everyone's favorite segment. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

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Are they going to be calling from a hockey game? Jesus Christ. That's Chrissy. She's killing me. She called in for a fight. We'll be a co-host. I'm just teasing everything right now. Are they gonna be calling from a hockey game? Jesus Christ. Chrissy. That's she's killing me. She called in from a fucking moving vehicle. How to phone.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Alright. Maybe next time I should be somewhere with the internet action. Yeah. That's a good idea. Or maybe no. Ah. Alright. That's a good idea. Or maybe not. Oh. All right. Living learn. Living learn. Vinnie.

What? Before we return to end the show and then do voicemails. Is there anything else you need to pull out, Gary? Date's coming up. Uh, funniest person. Rochester, Conta, Senator Hosen, MC coming up. Oh, sweet. Check out, uh, just show CarlsonCast.com.

All my shit's on there. Someone came up to me last night at the show This woman named Dana. Oh came up to me and said Are you do comedy and I said no Which is accurate and she said oh someone in your band. I'm doing the funniest person in Rochester contest But I'm like are you organizing it? She can all look contesting. Why are you asking me this, that? I was very confused by the whole situation.

No comment. All right, very good. So with that, I'd like to ask you everybody to please, just ask. I really need a video. It's a good next week, because it might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the must-kets of morning radio. Get out and show these fools for you! Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. That's possible, please go on. Ready, I'll come to the ground. Park you! This dude is fucking corn.

Bullshit. You fucking know all about this shit. That's why today will not be a great show. It's boring as a kid. Fuck this thing suck. It's boring as a kid. Jura. What is things up? You, your wife had the giant fish this year. Well, that's what you're doing.

You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Vincent. Yes! We got some voicemails. I thought the show was over. This past week it is. Okay. It is. It is the people who sent some voicemails. Couple people. This is a guy who's doing a character and I assume he's auditioning to be on the show and I'll give you my verdict after we listen to it. All right, let's do it

Okay, so there's a podcast out there called There's a super castle piece super best friends super castle piece super best friends super beef castle something like that how would you do that one because I know you and you don't know yet shit about what children hide to these days and even do why to be honest because I know that shit but they are not really well from you

it's some beautiful and tangible you can give me. And that's right there, man. That's that good stuff. Good comics. It's good humor. You know, you're gonna give me all that good, good. And you know, super castle beast. But I'm fond of by a guy named Wolley.

And by another dude named Puff. You know, give him a good look. You might enjoy it. You might hate it completely. And you might understand, Jack, but by the end of the day, you'll have a show on your hands. And also, fuck you, Kyle. Goodbye. Well, I understood him better than Chrissy. What was that character? Um, sounded like seven different movie people sent Sounded like. What am I talking about? He sounded like he was going for the 80s, 90s,

like dirty call from the pay phone. Yeah. How did you do it? Sounded like it was? Yeah, I don't know. Or he could just be a crazy person. Nicholas Cage isn't that over the top of his fucking characters.

I was stupid. This is a call from Purple, our friend Purple who calls into the show. He called in sober, but can you call it A.S.H.H.D. Person Yellow? AHAHAHAH! Alright, Purple calls into the show and he was sober this time. All I wanted to say was that this court things sounds like actually a really good idea. And I'd fucking hop on that shit immediately. Just be cool to talk to some of the other people.

I know a lot of the podcasts you review with like Kaya and them. They actually do have the Discord. Because I think even the last time you recorded with Kaya you did a live one right? It's true. Eh whatever. Anyway, have a good night and bye. We'll do per high energy and it got creepy at the end. That high was weird. He loved me a bunch of voice bells. I had to edit it down to that. So, do you do a discord thing? Do you have a live video feed? Yeah, we do a live show.

So we just have people text it. We had a text line. Okay. Yeah, I'm toying with this idea of doing a discord show where people can just pop on and listen to it live. So you're doing it. It's some interact a little bit. It's a bit of a nightmare when you start going live.

Yeah, why is that? Just a lot goes into it. Yeah. You don't want to have Chrissy Mayer call it for a car. That's for a car. Well, it's not even that. It's just like, post. Like, my problem is, like, I'll be sitting there talking

to whoever the comedian is doing an interview. And I get people like sending in text messages with their jokes to add on to a joke from five minutes ago. It's not exactly the most helpful thing in the world. Right. So I will tell you when I've done the live show with Kai, we do it on his Discord server. A couple of times now, there's a bunch of people in there chatting. I can't look at it. Yeah.

It's too distracting. I can't distract it by all these fucking screens I have in front of me already. Yeah. As you've noticed. Well, I mean you have Three empty beer bottles true computers. What a fool Yeah, you got too much stimuli my friend slide whistles making a fucking comeback at this episode This is this is a big deal. I'm gonna play you a voicemail episode. This is, this is a big deal. I'm going to play you a voicemail mini. This is exciting.

Hello, this is Bill from the Coachella Valley music and art festival calling for Carl. Seeing that you have been promoting your band on the widely successful WATP, we are very interested in hosting your band, the Isatoupes for the next 2020 Coachella festival. Yes, we would like you to play a set before we in plays there set What if you are interested call me back? Let me know what you think. Oh my god. That's amazing Wow That's the only reason why I do this podcast is to promote the ice atelves and to get on Coachella and open for wean So this is it. This might be our last episode. I beg the last episode. We did it! We did it! We fucking nailed it!

We're doing the thing. I was just making fun of them. All right. This is a good prank call, kid. This isn't a Australian picking up on nuances that I am not picking up on. This is impressive and impressive observation. Howdy, Cal. I'm calling from Australia and I just wanted to let you know, you're always curious about whether OP is actually talking about you and recently he did the episode from those sensory deprivation tanks. You realize that this is a whole episode dedicated to you.

It's a whole episode of OP taking a nappy poo. How did you not pick up on that? Oh please come on. I thought I could give you more credit than that. Anyobro, I really love the show. Keep doing it. Thanks man. Take it easy. I think you might be out of something there. Um, I took a little nappy poo. I feel like um, Opie does not live his life to troll you. Opie. You don't think so. No.

I don't think Opie lives his life to troll you. I think that there is a certain element to Opie's show that they do shit knowing that I'm going to pick up. I think Carl pick up I think Carl does. I don't think I'll be done. So we sell via does okay they do a couple things they I don't know I can be wrong OP seems oblivious to everything around him correct so I have a feeling he has no somebody has to run the board I'll see got I got a drunk guy who thinks the ice-sales gogo dances are hot. Hey, Carl, just got back from a day pretty soft, but I just wanted to say I saw a video of the isotopes on YouTube. There's pretty old, but I thought it was going to be pretty fucking gay, but y'all are

pretty cool and you have like hot-takes dancing. It's nice. I love the talk sometimes, so give me a hug. Give me a hug, that's even better than Call Me Back. Whatever Ali he was calling from, where the webinar, the less attractive, that big, uh, Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I like that he's like, I checked out the ice-up, I thought it would suck, but it wasn't the worst thing

I ever saw. Literally hundreds of viewers. Speaking of the ice-up tells, I might have mentioned we put a show last night at three heads. It was wildly successful, as they say, in the business. And Andy's brother Joe, who's been on the show before, was there in the set of the color voice-spelled wide while we were playing. He helped me a few of these voice-mails, mostly you can't understand what the fuck's been on the show before was there and decided to call our voice mail wide while we were playing. He'll help me a few of these voice mails. Mostly you

can't understand what the fuck's going on. So I'll just play this one quickly. Good one, Charles. Tell me back. All right. I'll give you a call, Joe. You got it, buddy. This is a voice mail from Gavin. Gavin's called in a couple times. He gets very excited about it My place voice feels he goes out the sub-rata crazy all thread around it get ready Gavin get ready No one participates in the thread because very excited I'm sorry. I still apologize girl. I'm corny as fuck. This is Gavin again. I'm really fucking corny Please just accept my apology. I hate being a corny little ass.

Um, I, uh, I enjoy your podcast. I'm a corny, I'm a corny little faggot. Um, okay. I, I'm sorry for I,, I wanna kill myself. I'm not sure if that's a character, if it is, it's really well done. I like him. Corny and self-aware. Yes! You want us to kill himself? That's how I feel, too. Every day I put myself out there, I immediately want to kill myself. Every single time. Probably for the best. For the best!

Right? I'm thinking of other people when I say that. Absolutely. So that was Gavin, who I played last week And I mentioned it's not the Gavin right the Gavin from Buffalo. Oh called in Really now I don't know this the actual Gavin from Buffalo, but he claims to be let's check it out Gavin Buffalo and I'm here with Andy We're calling from the land of misfit hosts. Thank God you still have Jen, Doug,

Kroes to keep this shit show from imploding. Hey, a past year of the day, you've freely oversized Kentucky Derby hat on. Fairly fitting in Mercedes. Was that rich girl by Hall Oats? You know, no matter anyway. Fuck enemy, fuck Toronto, fuck those who last name wars and fuck Coventry.

Fuck that fake ass Gavin is a weak ass vo ass boy, so God bless any God bless. Let's be in circus. God bless. YoG party rubble. Five. Sorry Did I get a God bless in there? I think you did I think you did oh Shit I always feel like I'm the forgotten about guy on the show. Well, you're back. You're back in the vengeance I know about that. I don't know about that But I like be it here. I don't know about that. I don't know about that, but I like being here. I don't know if that was the Gavin from Buffalo. I feel like that's a stretch that we would get him to call on our voicemail.

But I will say it was a 716 area code. Ah. That's what's possible. It's possible. That was the Gavin from Buffalo. Man, if only that would be amazing. You imagine it knows you, he knows Vity. I feel like Mike David right now.

Just talking about fucking nobody's. You imagine he knows you he knows vitty. I feel like Mike David right now Just talking about fucking nobody's Great. Yeah, yeah, I know all this is fake. I don't care about you this. None of it's real All right last wish I'm gonna play is I from Dracula Hey Carl, this is Dracula. I just wanted to say that you going on the big spot cast him bringing you onboard and introducing you and then completely forgetting about you while he ran for 20 minutes is one of the funniest things that I've ever heard of my life Yeah Yeah, it was so funny when it's a hey curl you there and I'm like I got a I'm all prepared I got my notes I got my clips and then they fucking ignore me for 20 minutes. That was so funny. Fucking Dracula rules.

Way to go Dracula. Thanks Dracula. You're my favorite collar. So much fun. That's funny. All right Vinnie. I love a ball bust, you know that. I know you do.

I'm gonna leave you with this my friend. Oh. Oh. Well, I'll take it. Mike, make sure to hit her. Keep bringing you the world, the stars and the songs. Mike, make sure day Yeah Keep bringing you the world The stars and the sun Like make sure day

That he does what you like to And takes you along Like make sure day Hey boys Shit maybe his wife does do jingles Hey, boys! Shit, maybe his wife does do jingles.