Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep158 - Vodka and Ghosts

Episode Date: June 16, 2019

This week we dive deep into the Illuminati and secret societies. Okay, that's less than accurate. We make fun of a woman who sucks at reading wikipedia pages. But we're not one-dimensional, we also make fun of her for being dumb. Doug from Good Times, Great Movies makes his WATP debut to discuss dumb podcast hosts, Gregg Hughes, Jackie Martling, Jim Florentine, Kaya, some show from Australia, and the Chrissie Mayr debacle. Check out a live taping of Doug's show: http://www.phillypodfest.com/schedule Buy movies and TV shows: http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cous, Couseru, Couseru. Slapperoonie. I took a little nappy poo. Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? Rum by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review.

I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Who are these podcasts? They do a show about shows. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to. And just mercilessly rips on people. Some of it is quite hilarious.

It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P! Hello, back slappers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that doesn't pretend to be a lot of fun. I'm your host, Kara, with me this week. From The Good Times, Great Movies Podcasts, it's Doug everybody. Oh, Kara, I am honored to be here.

That's not a lie or any sort of joke. I am so happy to be on this show. We are happy to have you. It's very confusing. This is not Doug from Who's Right. Nope. This is a Doug with a totally different disposition on life. Mm-hmm.

A guy who's been described, a guy who's been described by General The Geo's Department as a giggle pus. That's right. We have Doug from Good Times, Great Moves. We're very happy to have you, buddy. Thanks for joining us today. Please.

No, no, no, thank you for having me. I really am happy to be here and so happy to be talking about this podcast. Oh, good. All right. Well, we'll get into that in a second. Before that, let's go to whoarethese.com to get our email address, voicebound number,

link to our subreddit, link to our merchandise, link to our Twitter, link to our Facebook. Also, we encourage our listeners to go to say five-star review and iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Vodka and Ghosts, which is Vag. For short, this is a suggestion from Nicole Manzo. We have both listened to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast with hosts Mandy and Ronnie. Ronnie is Mandy's sister. And I did a little research on this. Normally it's Mandy and Alicia as the other host. Alicia with a Y. So this is a little bit different because Ronnie is on the show and Ronnie kind of takes it over. I have to say something very quickly here. I don't know. Did you listen to any other episodes of this show? I started listening to the one previous to this one. Okay. Yeah. I am there. I think we picked the best one. The other way. We could talk about how boring the show is, but man are the other ones a drag because whoever

reads the Wikipedia pages slash nonsense from websites does an amazing job or not as terrible a job as this Ronnie girl did. And that's what makes this episode so great. Yes. Ronnie is, she's done all this research. She talks about how for days, I've been researching this topic. And the topic is what, Doug, you want to enlighten us? Oh, the topic is everything you could possibly imagine

that has to do with conspiracy theories. I think it's supposed to be about freemasins. It is. But it gets into new world order. It gets into the Illuminati. We talk about vaccines. We talk about aliens. It is a giant bag of nonsense.

It's called Thank You Satan, a new world order. Oh, yeah, I forgot demons were involved. Right. So in my mind, it was really more about satanic cults and free masons and free masonry and how that all works together. But like you said, it's all over the place. I want to start off with a clip that has nothing to do with any of that. I found this to be fascinating. And you're going to hear me say this multiple times on the podcast today, Doug. These women are fucking stupid. These are dumb idiots reading off a wiki

page and you know how I know that because Mandy thinks that Chris Angel performs real magic. I guess magic have to be evil. I think Chris Angels really magic. And you guys can laugh at me all the time. I mean, I've seen videos claiming that he is, but I have thought that too. Holy shit. This is amazing. And this is leading to the show. Yes.

When this happened for the only time during this show, I sat and I went, are they just gaslighting their audience? Right. Thanks. That he is a real magician. Nobody believes that magic is real. Nobody believes street magic is real. And her reasons for it are bonkers. Well, so Chris Angel, it's well documented, is a hack.

When it comes to magic, his ridiculous TV show, that Mind Freak show, where he's just floating in mid-air on the street, is such fucking bullshit, just special effects camera angle crap that anyone could debunked. And this woman says, listen, I think it's real magic.

And she even doubles down on it. But Chris Angel, I mean, you can tell someone like, oh, whatever, it's like so fake. And I'm like, really? Can you just prove to me how it's fake? Show me how he did that. Like, oh, there's like a crane back there. I'm like, if he's hanging from a string,

why don't you put a fool of whoop through that person or over that person? He's magical. Do you understand life? So she goes, can someone prove to me that he's not magic? Yeah, magic's not real. Proof done. I proved it. Look at that. I'm not a fucking ancient philosopher, but I figured it out somehow. Holy shit. They, they, they must believe everything that anyone ever tells them regarding any

subject whatsoever. It's, it's fascinating. And one thing that I kept thinking throughout the entire show, and you have to listen to the whole show to get to this point, is what they say at the end of this show, which is this weird moment of clarity. If you play my clip 31. Obviously, we're just a bunch of idiots.

Oh, I have the exact same thing. It is crazy. Yeah, we're definitely going to be overlapping on these topics because as I was listening to it and Doug, tell me you did the same thing. This is your first time ever listening to a show to pull out clips to make fun of. So as I'm listening to it, I was pulling every single minute of the show. And the show is an hour and a half, every fucking minute. I'm like, I have to talk about this. I have to talk about this.

You and I combined have more clips for a show that I think any two hosts on the show have ever had. There's so much to get to. You gave me two shows to choose from. Yes. And all I had to, I got maybe two minutes into this show. And I was like, I don't even care what the other show is. I don't care. This is gold. Yeah. Like I said, you're right. I mean, my biggest criticism with the show is probably the half hour in the middle, where I was kind of tune and out. When she can't pronounce anybody's name or any location,

and she's just stumbling over her words the whole time. I was super bored and I stopped paying attention. But my God, the first 20 minutes, the last 20 minutes, pure gold. If this was the show every time, I would subscribe to this instant list. That's insane. That's insane. I never want to listen to this again. It was torture. And because you just talked about the fact that she can't pronounce any words, she doesn't know what she's reading, she has no idea what she's talking about. I put together a compilation of just fuck ups. And I think this is going to sum up the show.

This is in a nutshell what the show is, a woman who can't read, trying to read off the internet, which by the way, I don't need anyone to read the internet to me, I can read the internet myself, most people in this country are illiterate, but whatever she tries anyway, and as you listen to these clips, the co-host is half trying to help and half just exhausted with her sucking. Free masonry, which free masonry espouses. Which there's many can be spe- Lalalala. Nebuchadise, right? So it would seem, oh I just said that, okay.

Ha ha ha. Lalalala. I don't know, I don't even know what I'm trying to say. Easily distinguished, distinguished, penchant. Penchant for surveillance to the Rosacrucian Order. It's not me, right?

Where did I? He encouraged where I was like, and practiced sexual promiscuity. What? Vaccine, or what's it called when you're sick? Um, placed const, whatever that says, or what's it called when you're sick? Um, please, cons. Whatever that says,

consen trickle-y. Consen trickle-y. The star of David. Other planets also have geometric correspondence that serve for vocation. Evocation. Evocation purposes. Convalities. like convolutions.

as so terrible. as so terrible. relating to the kabbalistic sephoroth. i don't know what that is. typical of Russian litur- jickel ceremony with the obi-kod. obi-kod? he has a ring with the ob-bick cod ob-bacod he has a ring with the um what is that symbol that we can't remember the name do you like I do the mason's with the uh the mason uh the level the mason uh fuck I was gonna say hi I'm sorry I'm gonna tell you. Did I say something wrong? That was fucking hard to read Sorry, that was so long every fuck up. I had a poll and I probably just ruined most of your clips. I apologize Yeah, strangely enough you only ruined two. Oh good. It was

Constant so I didn't grab them all Concentrically what the fuck neither of them know how to say concentrically. And that blows my mind. And like you said, they, I hate to call people stupid, but my God, don't talk about something that you don't understand. Don't read words that you don't understand. If you actually did research on this, you would have cut all that out or looked up synonyms that you could actually find out. This is, I was thinking the same thing.

I run things online, and I'm like, I don't know what that word means. I don't use it, I buy podcasts. I say something different. I don't know what it is. I'm talking about Freemasons. And they can never remember the name of that damn symbol it takes them They can't think of the word compass. Like what is that ruler thingy?

The ruler. I have a clip on here that I called Ruer thingy because I was thinking about that when you said Walt Disney and I feel like I may have like the The ruler thing or the you know what's it called? It's like a yeah, it's like a ruler with a thingy the art compass. Yeah, the compass It's like a ruler with a thingy. You know what I mean. You know what I'm talking about these people were doing a show about Yeah, free masonry And they didn't know the word compass multiple times The free masonry. And they didn't know the word compass multiple times.

Multiple, multiple, throughout the entirety of this podcast, it's in hour and 40 minutes and they don't know anything. Can you play my number one? I know you love compilations and they say like a lot. So I didn't do that. But I think that this compilation is very telling of this podcast. I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know if that's a word. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that's a word. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I don't know what I was looking at. I don't know what that says. I don't know. I don't know what it's called right now. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what that is. I don't know. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't know. That's perfect. That really sums up the show.

These are women who come on to be experts in a certain subject and know nothing about it. I learned nothing. I learned nothing. I learned nothing from the show. It's funny the way that Ronnie sets this thing up because they start off by saying, Ronnie's done her homework. She's gonna take this show over.

We're gonna talk about whatever the fight to the time on New World Order, Secret Societies or whatever. And the very second minute of the show, this is how Ronnie explains she's done her research. Ronnie's back and she is actually like taking control of this episode, because she has done her homework

and has lots of stuff to tell us. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Like I really don't at this point know much more than I have before you know She goes on to explain I've been reading about this all week I'm it's I'm going to bed at night my brain hurts because I'm reading about all the stuff But at the very beginning she says I really don't know much more now than I did before

You have retained no information You could read wiki pages for fucking months and it wouldn't matter. It's nuts I I pulled the same thing cuz yeah, that's at the very beginning and I went, wait, if you dummy didn't learn anything, what am I going to learn from this? Right. It's not a good start. We're not off to a good start with that. And stop passing yourself off as some sort of expert when clearly you guys don't know

anything. Can you play my number seven? I thought this was wonderful. This is the same person that thinks Chris Angel is an actual wizard or whatever. We were talking about that just yesterday. I mean, Danny, we're like, how the fuck did they build castles? Like on top of a cliff?

Oh, yeah. I've talked about that so many times. You know, equipment like we have today. They knew the secrets of how to build the cathedrals and temples and shit, you know what I mean? I don't think anyone knows those secrets today. Ha ha anymore. It's amazing what they could do back then. Oh, actually buildings are much more efficient now and you notice how they're covered in glass

and you can see in and out of them and it's amazing. And the crazy thing is, everyone knows how they built castles. It takes you 10 seconds of research to find out how the pyramids were built. Right. I mean, they probably think aliens did it. I understand that. She even references it at one point.

She's like, oh, yeah, I was watching ancient aliens. And what they said was, everything that they talk about, they reference as if it was fact. And I want to play an example of that. At one point, they start talking about the Rothschilds. And she goes off on this anti-Semitic rant, but it's said so matter-of-factly. She's obviously reading a white supremacist website, obviously,

but she just reads it like it's like, everyone knows this. The Rothschilds are a Jewish banking family, and they adopted the hexagram or the star of David on their family symbol. Most of the powerful wealthy banking families are Jewish or have strong ties to Judaism or Zionism. And you know what else does they also control Hollywood these fucking people we gotta do something about this this is a problem. I understand that she didn't retain anything What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this?

What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? Tommy spreading conspiracy theories that don't mean anything, and don't hurt anyone, but come on ladies.

It was so funny. Give it a rest. So not long after that, they start talking about Israel. And I thought, I thought this is really funny. There's a couple of things going on here, but listen to Mandy's reaction when she says the word Israel. For some reason, this whole time, it's been like the holy grail of land

that everyone wants control over. Which one? Israel. Israel. Here, maybe she goes, which part, which part of land are people interested in? Israel, just Israel. Uh-huh.

Okay. Whatever, that's where all the Jews are. I'm fucking out of here. I don't give a shit. She goes for some reason. Everyone's excited about this. Do you know what Jerusalem is? Do you know that it's like the birthplace of Judaism

Christian and the end Islam? I don't know why, but all these people are interested in this one area. Dabbi, you're talking about this is what you're talking about. It is crazy, because not only do they not understand a bunch of other nonsense religions, they don't understand their own nonsense religion. Why am I number 18? Oh yeah, so who wrote the Bible?

The Disciples? All right, I'll be back now. Was it like a Pope? Well, is he all something like a... Why there's like, um... Like different sections of... Yeah, there's like the Book of Paul. So I think his like, Disciples or like, or like,

or like, Saint or something like that, wrote. Yeah, I don't actually, I, I mean, Weaker up in the Catholic Church, we did CCD clearly, we didn't pay that much attention. Which means we know nothing. We don't even know who wrote the Bible. If you're Catholic Church. We did CCD. Clearly, we didn't pay that much attention. Which means we know nothing. We don't even know who wrote the Bible. If you're Catholic and you went to CCD, you know nothing. Because you just were trying to get through it.

Siri, who wrote the Bible? The Holy Bible, KJV, was written by Various. Okay, various people. Dude, I have the exact same clip. I couldn't fucking believe my ears. Who wrote the Bible? Was it a Pope? I mean, I don't even know what level of stupid that is. I can't even, I can't even figure that out. The ignorance is baffling. It's like, I have to work with a lot of people and they would come in on Ash Wednesday with the ashes on their, you know, forehead and I'm ignorant and stupid and I'd be like, oh, why did that happen? Or how did that, you know, why'd you get that? And they're like, I don't know. You're just going to get it done. I'm like, well, no way. Why?

And they couldn't explain. So I feel like these are these girls. They don't know what is going on. They believe in everything. They don't know why and they do no research and don't It's I don't I don't even know what to say. It's crazy They go who wrote the Bible like I'm not sure. Well, let's think there's the book of Paul the book of Isaac I don't know maybe Paul and Isaac and Matthew I mean it's not that difficult. It's not really hidden from people. I don't know, maybe Paul and Isaac and Matthew. I mean, it's not that difficult. It's not really hidden from people. I don't know. I love how satisfied they are with the response

of various though. They're like, oh, okay, you got it. That's amazing. Do you think series ever heard that question before who wrote the Bible? Are you kidding? It was various. And they asked Siri multiple questions in the show too. They do.

I want to talk about how they put shit in in post. And this is very odd because this is a show that's not editing at all. Every dumb thing they say, every stutter, every mispronunciation shows up on the show. But for some reason, they decided to put in some ritual music in the background of this part. There are 33 degree maize in, they're the highest level. Okay. Or from what I understand. Masonic ritual is scripted words and actions that are spoken or performed during the degree

work in a Masonic lodge. Masonic symbolism is that which is used to illustrate the principles of free masonry, which free masonry espouses. I love that word. I don't know what that means. It kind of loses its lustre when you have this dark, ominous, ritual music, and then the woman can't pronounce words. It doesn't know what a spousus means. Yeah, you're kind of lost me. And then later on they have this weird Halloween CD sound effect come in for no reason. And I want to point out that it seems like this show lost steam. It started off with sound effects and things happening and a conversation and then they just get drunk and it just trails off. But anyway, here

is in the beginning when they're still interested in putting out this show. It would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the word of God. Ooh. So this Freemason was very close to our founding fathers. So someone obviously goes in in post-production, puts in some sound effects, cuts that in. But for some reason, doesn't edit the show that is terrible to listen to, even when the host says, what's cut that part out? I don't want to say equality, but I don't know.

I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I don't even know what I'm trying to say. Just take that out. OK. This is like so mind-boggling and there's just so much to think about. It just makes you tired. She doesn't even know what she's trying to say.

Let's just take that part out. And there it is for me to fucking here in 15 minutes in. And I assume the woman responsible for taking it out is the one that goes, okay, and then just murder nonsense that I can't understand. She obviously wanted Ronnie to sound like a fucking idiot. Can we go back to your Satan demon laugh? Because I'm pretty sure that's just job of the hut. Oh, maybe it is. It's very fun. I am almost positive that's just job of the hut laughing.

I don't know. I thought it was a demon from that's the easiest Halloween CD ever fucking made. Can you can you play 15 because I think this is a great example of them making an assertion and by the end realizing that they don't know what they're talking about They've kind of just made up a bunch of bullshit. Okay. Like the baffa met has breasts of a woman and the bottom half of a man Yeah, see the picture I saw she had vagina. Oh, well, it's been drawn so many different ways. I've seen it without the breasts too Then why the fuck did you just tell us that like why did you start by telling us what this thing is and at the end go? I don't know. I've seen it drawn so many different ways. I don't know

they're They're not well rehearsed or well versed and Podcasting or the subject matter that they're podcasting about. There's a point, so I mentioned the title of the episode has the words new world order in it. And then at one point the woman asks what that is.

Is there a definition of the new world order? I don't know. How do you not know the, how is that possible? Is all you've been researching for days. Is, what is the definition of the new world order? I have no idea. I, I, I don't know what that is. I'm not sure.

Really? You don't? I, I can take a stab at it. I've done no research. I can take a stab at it. No, I pulled the same thing. And there were certain times in this podcast where I had to jump on Google because I was like,

wait, this can't be right or what they're saying can't be right. And this is the most obvious thing that I should have understood was wrong, but I literally typed these words into Google. Can you play 17? In his book, The Jefferson Bible, that's what we call it now. It used to be called something about Jesus of Nazareth. I literally typed in something about Jesus of the essence of Jefferson, it's like I can't be what it's called, but why would you just find out the name of it? I know, it's bizarre how much reading there is off the internet and then how little information is conveyed.

It's a weird combination. I hear these podcasts where all they do is read is off the internet and then how little information is conveyed. It's a weird combination. I hear these podcasts where all they do is read information off the internet and it's just info, info, info, info. This show has almost no information and all they do is read, except for this one instance, where running the series is start editorializing

and this is terrible. They kept it a secret, their skill, on how to cut the stone so perfectly, because they wanted, I don't know, the power that they get, or the money, or I don't know. You're fucking know all about this shit. She says the Freemasons kept their craft a secret, and then she decided to start going off script. Like, I'm gonna just riff on this, the Freemasons kept their craft a secret.

And then she decides to start going off script. Like I'm gonna just riff on this. And they did that because, you know what, not actually all that sure. I have no idea. Okay. I want you to play number 21 because I think it's a great example of one person saying

something that they think is crazy, but the other girl she's on board. So with the population control, they are sterilizing us through flu shop. Okay, just bear with me. Which is why vaccine or what's it called when you're sick? And my addicts don't work anymore. Oh, maybe. I haven't heard that one. It could be. Ha ha ha ha! How are those two things even close to related? What are you talking about?

She's like, oh, you know what? They're sterilizing us with flu shots. Now, just bear with me. There goes like, bitch, I'm already there. I'm not gonna be being... Ha ha ha ha! I will call your conspiracy theory and raise you four more. I love this part where they start talking about the arc of the covenant.

And listen, I'm not going to pretend that I'm an expert dog, but I have seen Indiana Jones. I assume you have as well. Raise the last arc. You probably have done a whole podcast about raise the last arc. Mm-hmm. Rage of the Lost Ark, you may have too. You probably have done a whole podcast about Rage of the Lost Ark. I would imagine. The word arc in the name of that movie refers to this thing. So this is just a comedy of errors as these two dumbies try to figure out what's going on.

That was meant to house the relic, the arc of the covenant, which there's many can be conspir- Lalalalala. Conspiracies about what that is, right? No. Oh no, I'm thinking the- the goblet thing. Well that's retarded. Oh well. What is that called again? The arc of the covenant. Wait, is that- I think that- Is that what I'm talking about? I think that is the arc of the covenant.

No, that's a big deal. That's a big deal. Holy crap. Yeah. Never mind. Okay. What is the arc of the covenant? Uh oh! Re-tart alert! Re-talert class! Isn't it that thing where like it was like all-in-gold and it had radiated like radiation and the people lost the granules and shit? What? Or was that the Holy Girl? You people are talking about that cup? Nope. That was part of the Holy Grail I think that Jesus took the last sip out of

Siri, what is the arc of the covenant? Here's some information. Bull shit. Oh, thanks. I wanted you to tell me dummy I love that I mean there is this show in a nutshell. Did you learn anything from that conversation? is this show and a nutshell. Did you learn anything from that conversation? And that's again, that's why I am on the side of this show at times being so wildly entertaining, because I was laughing my ass off listening to that. Let's talk about more things that they don't know about. This is about, uh, Alistair Crowley, Men who have come together to practice masonry have many times Down through the years formed other organizations to plunge even deeper into the occult The most disturbing example of someone being recruited out of free masonry into the bizarre occult borders is that of 33rd degree mason Alistair Crowley

So he is known to be Satan worshiper? Yeah, I think it's pretty well documented that Elsa Crowley is a Satan worshiper. Listen to Crowley. What have done in your head? Oh, Mr Crowley. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think he died in like 1930. Well, he was born in the 1870s, so he might not actually still be around. I don't know. I have to check. Oh shit. It's amazing. Good business.

Here's more examples of just stuff they don't know that you could research very easily. And honestly, you probably should know this. Play my 19. Yeah, okay. Actually, I read somewhere that that wasn't added until like recent history. Like, oh, really? Like, um, I don't know, someone back in like the 40s. Like, who was president back then? I didn't pull that clip, but I almost did. It was so funny they were talking about how the, I don't know if it was the free mason's, have this ancient

Greek that means new world order as their, right? Because I'm a marketing person, I'll call it a tagline, but I don't know what you would call it. And they say, well, that's not what it was originally in 1776 when they started the illuminati. It was, it was only until the 40s, like, well, who was the president then? And it's like, yeah, I mean, how could you possibly know that? What was going on until the 40s like well who was the president then say yeah I mean how could you possibly know that what was going on in the 40s like barely anything who would even know Who was the president of the United States who would know who could possibly know the answer to that

I don't know maybe a guy who served four fucking terms the old me guy Anyway, I don't know. What else you got, buddy? They blow each other's minds constantly, play 23. So the ancient god L, Saturn, Satan is such an important god that today we have a day dedicated to this god, which is also known as Saturn Day or Saturn Day. I mean if you think about it, he decided to make a week seven days long If you think about it seriously, that's some dogma right there If you really think about it who made any of this also Carl I don't know if you know but Thursday is Thursday not to freak you out too much right now holy shit who decided that I don't know I

don't know who decided what months were gonna have 30 days in 31 you know I don't it's the ramblings of two stone college freshmen in a dorm room at times and it's not interesting in that same conversation Well, maybe a community college if they had dorm rooms in that same conversation She's talking about all these gods and says this so you've got sat Saturn saturn is pan and the Lord of the Rings The Lord of the Rings. I don't know movies. Sat no. I wish we were talking about movies.

I was hoping she was talking about movies. What is she talking about the Lord of the Rings? I don't know. I've never heard that. I've never heard that. What's she talking? I think she's just making shit up to see if Mandy will call her, yeah, Mandy will call her out of bullshit or not. Well, that's the thing, and that's what's so tough to understand.

I don't know if she is going for laughs, or if she literally doesn't understand what's going on in her own show at this time. I think for sure, she literally doesn't understand what's going on in her own show. Okay. Because at one point, they're trying to think of the word monopoly and they never figure it out. They, like, Amazon, they're saying they shouldn't be able to do as much as they're doing because it's, uh,

what is it? We're there, like, um, clogging the industry or something. What's it called? You know, I can't remember what it's called right now. But I'm surprised you're allowed to, like, be that big into the banking industry. She goes, what's that?

Where when you're hogging an industry? I don't know. I can't think of it. It's fucking monopoly. And then, I don't know. And then she said, I'm surprised you got to do that as a baker. The whole point of your show, and everything, you were talking about with a Rothschild and and the federal

Reserve and all the shit is the fact that they control the world It's not about regulations. I'm surprised they let them do that No one can stop them. That's the whole fucking point of your show is the bakers are in control Why are they letting them control all of these private banks? What could be a little choice? Is it the way we're talking about? of your show is the bankers are in control. Why are they, why don't they have control of these private banks? What, cause we have no choice. Is that the way we're talking about? And again, like we were talking about before, my god, cut this out of your show.

Yes. It really makes you seem dumb. Like potential employers could Google your name and find this show and listen to it and not hire you based on this conversation. I think about my potential employers in the future. We're seeing them at the show. and find this show and listen to it and not hire you based on this conversation. I think about my potential employers in the future listening to my show. I'm like, well, you called these women's cunts, but we listened to their show.

And that was pretty accurate. So we're going to let that slide. This is them. It was so part of the problem of the show. Actually, a big part of the problem. It's called vodka and ghosts. They're drinking. And I don't we don't get this this podcast idea or it's like,

if we just get drunk during our show, it'll be better. This is them talking about how they're getting drunk. This is near the end of the show. And Bohemian Grove, a 2700 anchor, acre. You can tell that we have been drinking for a while. This way. Campground.

This is what I mean. This show just, it starts off wobbly and it goes off the rails so quickly. They're drinking tequila. They talk about how they're drinking tequila and I'm just thinking for every brain cell that you still have, you need to keep intact. What are you doing? Stop it. And also she says, as you can tell we've been drinking, this sounds no different than the beginning of the show to me. That's true. I didn't know you guys were drunk. You were

stumbling over your words and impoherent from the jump. I like when they finally hear something that they know the definition of and then have to explain it to their stupid audience. This is her defining what bribery is. They gained financial control of Sudan and Libya by 2011 by bribing certain people of the United Stations to intervene. So they gave them money. Oh, thanks, stupid. Yeah, I didn't know what that was. United stations too. I know. She never corrected herself on that one. So I just want to talk about a real quick part when they they have a blast. They have a blast just for a moment remembering a joke in Austin Powers and then not sure if they remember the joke correctly. Play my 27. Oh, God. What did she say in Austin power? She's like bring out

The one the clone I think no Just this this show is Oh, I just this. This show is crazy. Here's here's something I never said while listening to this podcast play 26. That makes a lot of sense. Yep, that's nothing that crossed my mind while we see the show. Yeah. Don't keep going, buddy.

You got a lot of clips right here. Let's do it. I they they briefly they talk about Obama being part of, I don't know, Luminati, free Mason or whatever. But then they touch on the fact that, I can't even say it, that politics is a sensitive subject. And that's what they tagged this bit of information with. Number 28. In fact, Hillary Clinton is said to be a high-level witch who has frequented covenants in California for the past two decades. That's all I read. I didn't go into that.

Yeah, politics kind of sensitive subject. This woman had politics. This woman who was a senator and Secretary of State, she is a witch. Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's not getting to politics. We're going to get, we're going to polarize people. We start getting to political talk. You just call someone a witch, you fucking idiot. Yeah, you call someone a witch and you out about Jews 15 minutes ago.

Jesus Christ. You know, we should have ever president Chris Angel. That fucking guy could work some magic fixing this economy. Really third things are out. I would love if these two hosted a political talk show. Like a college show. I would listen to that every day. Right. That's amazing.

Hillary Clinton is a witch, but I don't want to get political. I'm just looking through. I wrote something down from my number 22. I don't quite remember it, but play 22. I think it might be a lot of fun. They say that about aliens like they can't prove autism, pro create anymore because they don't have like a sex anymore, right? Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean? I'm so glad you pulled that. Procreate?

I'm so glad you pulled that. I didn't know what she was talking about Mexicans. She goes, you know, people are losing their sex drive and I think it was because of vaccine. Just I mean, I can't remember what they were talking about. People are losing their sex drive and then she says, well, yeah, you know, aliens can't even procreate anymore.

I'm like, wait, what? Huh? Huh? What? What are we talking about? Wait a minute, you got immigrants from that? Well, I'm sticking to legal aliens. I have no idea what you're talking about I have no idea She steer into extraterrestrials from that. I think I think she wants to talk about extraterrestrials But that doesn't make that makes it less sense than tangible people you could look at. It makes zero sense. And they just steam right through it. There's no one who says, wait, what? What are you talking about?

They just keep moving. They're like, yep, all right. What else you got? Let's keep reading. We keep pages. Let's just go, go, go. She's got 20 tabs open and god damn it. She's gonna get through all fucking 20 tabs We're gonna read all these pages and we're gonna move on Ross Chiles Do you know the juice control the world next one? Hillary Clinton which next one? Bo Bo Bo just fucking nailing it and after you fucking turn I think we're endorsing this show Anyone is hearing us talking about this like this sounds like a great show. It's not it's terrible Hold on no, I would I would tell people to about this. Like this sounds like a great show. It's not. It's terrible. Hold on.

No, I would tell people to listen to this episode of this show. This sounds amazing. The other ones, but if this sounds interesting to you or hilarious, there's an hour, 40 minutes of this. It's amazing. Can you play my number five because this is early in the show and they basically just prove what a bunch of

horse shit these conspiracy theories are. All right. I don't know. I take Umber to Fab, but it's really interesting and I also I googled like deathbed confessions of like aluminum. Yeah. Nothing came up. I hear what you're saying. I see you're saying the aluminumuminati doesn't exist. I just think that these people suck at Googling. That would be by take away from that. Yes, definitely, yes. But I mean, that's the big issue with conspiracy theories.

Is there this many people involved? Something's going to come out. But I understand. I can't tell which side they're on because like you said, early on they say, yeah, this is fascinating, this illuminati controlling the world, but there's really no,

there's no one has ever come out and said, hey, I'm part of the illuminati, here's what's going on, you know, we've never had these confessions, but then they're all in the rest of the episode. Oh yeah. I'm surprised you don't know what side they're on. They're on because everything they say,

I don't know, that's what they said. So like, that is their proof of don't know that's what they said so like that is their proof of this and that's what they said. Can I you're giving no sources I don't know what you're reading from I don't know what conspiracy theory.com pages you're actually reading from here. Can I tell you one person they do source and again this is how I know they're stupid idiots. They talk about how Katy Perry is well aware of the Illuminati. And she knows that she's just being used as a celebrity when they read into the meaning of her song. Oh, and what you were saying before about celebrity's putting it on blast and like they're

just puppets, I think they're in it, it but they don't but they're not really in it Well, Katy Perry I think is aware of that because like in her song Chain to the rhythm. Okay. I don't know. I've heard that one. Um, you know, sing me a little too. No, definitely not but she is basically saying like We're all partying and having a good time totally blind to what's happening around us. We're all chained to the rhythm. Okay. You know?

Yeah, so she's saying like, I'm not oblivious to it anymore. Like, I know something else is going on. Yeah. If you're looking for deep meeting at a Katy Perry song, you're a fucking moron. Oh, man. She thought that was talking about the aluminum. I mean, maybe it is. What do I fucking know? I don't know that song. I'm not going to research Katy Perry for this show. I know. I'm not that into it. Really? Oh, shit. Play my number 30 because it's another great example of them making an assertion

and by the end of their conversation realizing, oh no, we don't we don't know what we're talking about. And they also said that their God is God backwards, which is Yahweh. I don't say dog. What do you mean? Oh yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's this one Jabulan Yahweh. Yah, Yah, no, no. No, that can't be right. I don't know. So whatever their word for God is, because it wasn't Jabulan the devil. Oh boy. Oh man. It's it's difficult. I mean, this is it. I could not sit in a room with these people and talk for more than three minutes, probably without having to get up and leave, because what are they interested in in their lives? Like, that's what I want to know about these people.

What do they do with their life and their time? And I thought for most of this podcast, that these may have been a couple 14, 15-year-old girls. Until the one girl talks about taking her kids to Hershey Park. Correct. I say, these are adults. These are a diet women. These are a diet women. I'm gonna tell us about taking our kids to Hershey Park. Correct. I say, these are adults.

These are adult women. I need to eat these. These are adult women drinking tequila and making fools of themselves and then posting it on the internet on purpose. That's the part that I think people don't realize when they look at what we do here at WATP, they say, oh, you guys are just bullies.

These people don't mean any harm. They put this on the internet, on purpose. Want people to find it. I want to play a clip where early on, they're talking about how, now that they're doing this show, and it's about ghosts and paranormal activity, they see this stuff

happening around them all the time. Speaking of which, you know what happened to me? I was at work and I got an error on the like the printer copier machine and it was 666 shut up. I know that is so fucking weird. That's fascinating. Please go on. Doug, I don't normally tell anecdotes on this show, but I went to this website once, and there was a 404 error. So I get it, man. I get it, it's crazy shit. I once bought something in a store and the total was 311,

and so I yelled out 311 has grass roots. and the total was 311. And so I yelled out 311 has grassroots. This is my new favorite sound effect on the board. Did you happen to know that judges in the United States wear black robes because they're demon worshipers? The political and court systems in the USA and nearly every country of the world are run by a bunch of demon worshipers.

This is why Judges wear a black robe. It's like a ritual robe. Interesting. Yeah, that's very interesting. Like just reading anything up the internet as if it's fact, very matter-of-factly. Hey, do you know that every judge is a demon worshiper? I didn't know that. That's cool. Cool. What else you got? Holy shit people

I would love it if they brought some levity to this conversation. It's just pure speculation and buy-in This entire fucking show. They're all in and everything they read. There's so much research, I mean, there's, you know, they've done so much research. They're so involved. Play my number 16. This is like, it's so mind-boggling and there's just so much to think about. It just makes you tired.

I know, it is. I like to fell asleep every night just like, oh, I can't do this anymore. I know, I know. That happens to me too. And then you just like get over it for a little while and then you like wanna go back to it. But yeah, I was alluding to that earlier

when she says, I was falling asleep overnight, like I can't do this anymore. You mean read nonsense and comprehend it? You can't do that. You cannot comprehend what you're reading. Yeah, just copy and paste sections of nonsense information from various websites and I guess put them into a single word document. That could be exhausting. Oh, it's so

exhausting. I just can't take it anymore. Did these people go to school? Doesn't seem like I don't know. I mean, no offense to the south, but they have to be from the south, right? I don't know. They seem like it offense to the South, but they have to be from the South, right? I don't know. They seem like it. They're accents make it seem like they're probably from the South. Yeah.

Not the deep South, maybe just like Kentucky. So this is a, I don't know how to decipher, which we can talk you to the deep South. This is a part where they're amazed that someone would fuck something up. But he supposedly misunderstood what it meant and he thought it meant something else. Oh. Yeah, which people are like bullshit.

You wouldn't fuck that up. Right. You know what I mean? That's stupid. Yeah. Who would say something and thought it meant something else? Who the fuck that's stupid? I don't believe that for a second. That's all you've done this entire episode. This is this woman, Ronnie. For some reason at this part of the show gets super nervous.

She sounds like she's standing at a podium in front of a thousand people reading. standing in a podium in front of a thousand people reading. They're currently working on new tactics for the last three by befriending two of them with, by befriending two of them. If you ever seen somebody at a wedding who never gets up in front of people and has to read a verse or something, that's what it sounded like to you. Well, what just happened? Why are you nervous? What's going on? I mean, she's two steps from hyperventilating. And this is the moment in the show where I tuned out.

Like I said, there was a huge chunk in the middle where I lost track of what they were talking about because she's reading these run-on sentences and jumping from one topic to another, it was really rough around this point to even pay attention. I have other, well, let me play this clip, and then let's finish it up with what you have. Sure.

They talk about these spirit cooking sessions, and this is something that came out of the pedestrian emails and whatever, I don't want to get into it. But this conversation comes from that. I know that the newer one is what sperm facial. Isn't that disgusting? Yeah, it's supposed to like, you know, exfoliate the shit out of your face.

I can just imagine the smell. Well, the smell like two hours later. I'm sorry. Don't say shit for a tuncheon, it's not cute. It's weird because they talk about how in this Satanic ritual there's facials they do with your own blood and it's supposed to regenerate Facials yeah vampire facial. Thank you and they're supposed to rejuvenate your skin and stuff and the woman goes You know what they're doing now is these things called sperm facials

I'm like that's something I look at every day. What are we talking about? That's, that's not a weird thing. Like, what gross? Like, yeah, you guys suck. You do suck. I was like, a sperm facial. That's just called a facial. That's literally take the word sperm out of it. We all know what that is. That's not a big deal. Well, I'm doing this shit every day. That's when I was thinking that these two are just babies. Like, okay, these must be little girls that don't understand life or just don't know any better and just don't know anything. And I was alarmed when I realized that they were grown women. It sure seems like they're children, doesn't it? Yeah, it really does.

I worry for their children. You said we could go through my clips. We overlapped so much I'm sort of out of stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah, then do you do a more play them in that case at the very end of the show They asked people to give them five-star reviews and they make this comment I'm not sure but anywhere you guys can freaking rate us if you could rate rate us, that'd be great. Unless you hate us, then just don't listen. Right, well, you wouldn't hate us if you made to the end of this episode. Wrong.

Yep, sorry. Well, I made it all the way to the end of the episode and I hate it. Oh, I was thinking the same thing. I hate what you guys are doing. I find it to be horrific. You're terrible at podcasting. Here's what I do want to say though. Now, you know, I think that your podcast is a

critique podcast, boy, that was not proper English, but I want to say if ladies, if you are listening or if somebody who knows these two girls is listening, please tell them to keep Ronnie and to dump the ghost shit. Dump that listen. I'm sure you love Halloween. I can only imagine you go all out, but dump it and make yourself a conspiracy theory podcast and make Ronnie read every time I will subscribe. If you have Ronnie on reading Wikipedia and then do politics for the second half of the show, I'm all in. I am into this. That's awesome.

All right, there's a part in the show. There's a lot of noise going on. They're getting distracted. The dryer is running in the background there's cats meowing it's all of this fucking nonsense at one point I don't know if it's their friends or their neighbors or people are just yelling in the background they have to shut it down. That just had the symbols on it. Should we tell them to shut the fuck up? Alright we got them to shut the fuck up so we could keep recording. So at one point in the show, they say, alright, should we just go tell these people to shut the fuck up?

And then it stops, and I cut that. It goes out for 10 seconds of dead airs. And then they come back and say, okay, we got them to shut the fuck up. Why do you need 10 seconds of dead air? Did you do that in real time? That's what I was wondering, but you can clearly hear them stop. Like you can hear, they stop the recording or pause the recording or cut it in post.

Like I didn't know what was going on because if you're cutting it, cut it, Jesus Christ. And Doug, I know you do a podcast, so you probably understand this. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to other people. If there's noise going on in the background,

that you have to address and then stop and then start again, take all of it out and we'll never even know. We'll never even know. There are people yelling. He had to stop. He had to tell me to shut the fuck up. You could just seamlessly pretend that nothing happened and be great. Be great because you know that while those people were talking in the background, what they were saying was not interesting or important in that, it didn't add to the show, it didn't add anything to the show, they're drunk. This was, I feel like it's been a while

since we've done a show like this on WADP and this was a lot of fun. I had a blast, I legitimately had a show like this on W ATP and this was a lot of fun. I had a blast. I legitimately had a blast listening to this. I laughed out loud and I so rarely do that while listening to podcasts. I know it wasn't intentional or if this is their intent, they're doing a bang up job. But it's not because I listened to other episodes and it's just boring nonsense about ghosts and haunted places.

And they play more clips. I think they just grab documentaries about haunted places from YouTube and dump those clips in. It's so boring except for this episode. Oh, yeah. I wrote a note down that said, these women watch way too much YouTube. You can tell because it's non-stop. Oh, my God.

You see that documentary? you see that thing, you see that thing. And they just believe everything propaganda works so well on people like this. I don't know what that I chew level needs to be, but it is below that threshold. Did you clip, because I totally forgot to clip this, did you clip any of the George Bush stuff? I totally forgot to clip this. Did you clip any of the George Bush stuff? No, I didn't. So they played this montage from YouTube of George HW Bush talking about a new world order.

And it's pretty well documented that he would talk about that quite a bit. And at one point the women said, can you believe he did this for eight years and no one caught it? He was the president for four years. For some. Again, I thought there were babies at this time. But the clip that they played and they played the entire clip because they even said, wait and listen to how many times he talks about new world order. It's a two minute clip. He says it three times. And then she goes, there's actually a two-minute clip. He says it three times. I was like, what are you talking about?

And then she goes, there's actually a 17-minute clip out there. I looked through their show notes. I was like, well, maybe they put links to any of this stuff. Nothing. Nothing in the show notes. No links to any of the websites. No links to any of the YouTube videos. Nothing. Can I point something out to? I went to their iTunes page, and I know iTunes is going away. I don't know how important this is, but their iTunes page has 55 reviews. Guess what percentage of those reviews are five-star reviews, Doug? Mm, 98.

100%. Oh, 55 reviews are five-star reviews. I love these women. They're so funny. This show's so great. What the fuck? I hate the internet. Oh, it's rotten and it's awful

and you run a podcast too. So I constantly get messages through Twitter from podcasts like, hey, how about we rate and review each other's show? Yeah, how does that sound? I get those constantly and I can only assume that's what's going on. That's what's going on. Well, yes, Doug, I hate the internet, but you know what I love is I love deep discount.com.

This is a website. I don't know if you're familiar with this website, Doug. Yes, I am. Oh, who is it at this point? It's such a great website. It's where you can buy DVDs, Blu-rays, get all the movies, TV shows you love at deeply discounted prices. What I love about deep discount is people think that they're going to be able to find the movies they like and they're going to go on all their stupid streaming services and it's gonna be there. Oh, it's gone. What happened? This used to be on Netflix. It's not there anymore.

It's used to be on Amazon Prime. They don't have it anymore. This happened to me with a movie that my wife and I watch all the time. It's gone. It just disappeared. And you know what? If you own that movie, you can watch it whenever you want it to. It makes a lot more sense. You don't have to worry about, did they edit it? Is it going to stream correctly? Is it going to be compressed and look like shit? You get a blue ray of something. It looks amazing.

It sounds amazing. You own it forever. And at deepdiscount.com, you can get at a deeply discounted price as well. New releases, old shows, old movies, don't it? Sound like you wanted to say something. I cut you off. I did. I am a huge fan of physical media.

I have, if not probably, a thousand discs, blue rays, box sets. I love it. For as much as I host a movie podcast that deals with garbage, for the most part, I am a huge fan of art, cinema, foreign films, stuff like that. I buy from deep discount constantly because their prices are better than, let's say, other websites that we don't even need to say the name, so. Oh, like the ones that have a monopoly. Sure. I don't know if that's the right word, but yeah.

Yeah, it's something like that. It's like, it's funny you say that. I reviewed, uh, General the Jingle's Department and I reviewed Doug's show, Good Times Great Movies. And as a thank you for a shitting on him, Doug sent me, can't stop the music, the DVD in the mail. And now I own that movie. I could watch Steve Gutenberg, World Escape Down Man Hatton anytime I want.

And I do, and I do. It's, it's an awesome movie. Thank you very much, Doug. You know, it doesn't make much to become a co-host on WTP. All you have to do is send me money. Thank you very much, Doug. You know, it doesn't make much to become a co-host on WATP. All you have to do is send me money, donate to our PayPal, and send me movies from DeepDiscount in the mail, and you're on, man.

That's all it takes. Oh, I haven't donated to your PayPal. Don't tell people that. Did I lie about that? Make it seem like it's a requirement. Anyway, I just want to wrap things up by saying you should own your obsession. Go on deepdiscount.com, they have books, movies,

games, collectibles, all the things that you want. And what we always say to our loyal sponsor is, thank you deep discount. I think we were off there, but I think we fucking nailed it. Okay, great. You kidding me? I challenge someone to try to review our show and make fun of our ad reads, Doug from Who's Right,

because we are so spot on. All right, we're gonna talk a little bit about Opie radio, but before I do that. I think I want to, yeah. Oh good, all right, cool. gonna talk a little bit about Opie radio. But before I do that. I think I want to, yeah. Oh good, all right, cool. Before I do that, I just want to mention something really cool that happened to me yesterday. Jim Florentine called me.

So Vinny was on our show last week at Vinny Palino, very funny, stand-up comedian, co-host, the show of the time. He's the host of a show called Comedy at the Carlson Cast. He has guest comedians on a show all the time. Jim Foran team happens to be in town right now. So he was a guest on the show. Jim Foran team called me up to bust my balls to tell me what a car or what the fuck man you're going after comedians. That's not cool man. You're talking about boss. What the fuck man you going after comedians. That's not cool man. You talking about boss

What the fuck man, that's not cool So he's busted my balls and then you know it turned out that he's a huge fan of the show and Really enjoys WATP says he listens every week. So that was awesome. I'm hoping Fingers, we get quarantine co-hosting the show some day soon. What is right now Jim Florentine is listening. I am actually is what you're saying. Well, you're cutting out over discord, but yes, shit, he's hearing you cut out over discord. Are you are you a Jim quarantine fan?

No, not really. I love that about you. You're pretending you're playing the part so well. Like you're pretending to be like excited to be on the show. And whoa, do four T's listening. And wow, my WTP, like everything about this is so fake. But I love it. Can you can you find out a duck stand up listen,

because then I'm down with it. Then I'm really excited. Doug stand hope is actually sitting with Edward Cicerhands listening to the show right now. Oh, well fantastic. That's a true story. All right, I'm only fans of people named Doug so. What about Doug from who's right? I think he listens from time to time. Since he's been on your show, he has been big time in everyone and dumped all of his Twitter followers or not dumped them. He stopped following everyone on Twitter. I would want to end like, what

the fuck this dude, when he was nothing, we used to follow each other. I even commented on some nonsense posts now. Hey, just dumped everybody. That's what I'm hoping to do after him on your show. So, you know. I like that you said back when he was nothing. Anyway. He's big now. Yeah, he's a big deal. He's a big deal.

He has advertising on his show apparently, which is mind boggling. Yeah, who could ever account for something like that? Yeah. All right, this is a segment that everybody loves. And I think I'm gonna go back to the old singer. Opie radio. The Opie radio podcast.

Opie radio. I don't know where they're at right now. They appear to have been let go by Westwood one. So it was a big deal that OP finally took a job after being 10 months without one after the serious firing. And now I'm at Westwoodwood podcast and Tim Sabian hired me. We're gonna do this thing. And now he's been taken off of their website. You can't find any mention of OP,

any work connected with Westwood one. But there's been no announcement. OP hasn't really acknowledged it. No one seems to be talking about it. And OP's still putting out podcasts, which is great. We talked about last week that he was with Jackie Martin, Jackie, the joke man from Howard Stern. He was at his house on Long Island. That was part one. He's now put out parts two and three. So it's over three hours of Opie talking to Jackie, which

is torturous. But Joey Selvia is still on the show and introducing things. He doesn't seem to be as involved anymore. He's not talking about Westwood one. They're not playing voice-pounds. They're not having any sponsors. So I'm not sure what is going on with Opie at this point. Well, that was my question. I didn't know if Joey was his guy.

I thought he was Westwood one's guy. I thought so too. Yeah, why is he introducing this? Why is... I mean, it's just because it's part of this one big interview and now they're gonna officially cut ties now that that three Podcasts over it's a great question. I don't know the answer to any of these things All right, and I feel back because I feel like I'm the guy who's supposed to know this stuff and I'm getting all these These notes from people people are tweeting me and emailing me,

hey, what's going on with OP, you're looking at you got fire, Boa, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I've Googled at least two or three things and found nothing. So, I mean, you know we got fired, right? Like that has to be what happened. It has to be what happened.

I don't know, I can't imagine what they were paying this guy based on what his previous contracts had been was serious. He's not gonna take a 90% pay cut. So he had to be getting paid six figures of not seven by Westwood one in order to even do this. Well, let's think about that. He had to put out two podcasts a week. So maybe it was a 50% cut.

Maybe he's making high six figures from Westwood one. And they're thinking, oh, this is a no brainer. He'll have hundreds of thousands of listeners. We'll be able to sell advertising. Then they bring this guy on. He's walking around the streets of Manhattan, screaming at homeless people. And then when they're like, all right, Obi, your show is a train wreck, but can you at least read this ad from this toothbrush quip? And he said his best, we're going, quip is the greatest toothbrush. Like, oh fuck, oh, we got damn it.

Like this was the biggest mistake Westwood won and Tim Sabians ever made, I would imagine. So you don't know when this show started, because I'm even trying to think of contract was it a Year ago exactly was it two years ago? Can you get an idea from there if his contract just ran out and But I mean I guess I can make a contract for any period right right? It's been it's been a little over a year since OB started the podcast with Westwood one So I'm not sure how that exactly works out.

No one is called me to tell me, which is concerning. You would think they would let me know. I should be in the know on these things. Yeah. Yeah. I do have to say this is the first time I've ever listened to the podcast. I heard all the clips on your show. Yeah. All of them. Yeah. This is the first time I ever actually sat and listened to the whole thing. I only listened to the podcast. I heard all the clips on your show, all of them. Yeah. This is the first time I ever actually sat and listened to the whole thing. I only listened to the third part. Okay. I hated it. It's terrible.

I did like hearing Jackie Martin again. Like I do miss his presence on the Stern show. So that was nice to hear. But my God, you're right. Like, again, I've heard all the clips on your show. I've heard you talk about it ad nauseam, but just to hear what a megalomaniac he is in real time was concerning. What's talk about that? So OP, I'm part two of the Jackie interview. It's just him and Jackie at a table, having a conversation that frankly Jackie is dominating. And I don't know that Opie was really comfortable with this,

but he has to point out. Now, he's trying to play it both ways. He wants to be interested in Jackie in his career with Howard Stern, but he's also Opie from Opie and Anthony and they hate Howard Stern. So he has to explain that he was not a Howard Stern listener and then he proceeds to talk in detail about the Howard Stern show from back in the day. I'll be honest with you, I wasn't a Stern listener. I mean, I listen from time to time, not as much as Howard would like people to think because if you're successful in radio it just, he assumes that you had to learn everything. Right now. From now on all that blah blah blah. But I do remember finally some of those Sam Kinnison appearances. And wow.

Okay. So, Opie says, listen, I don't listen to the show because that's not my thing. But holy shit, you guys have the best episodes I've ever heard back when you used to have Sam Kinnison on. And then this is him talking more about Howard Stern and how Jackie didn't get any credit for all the jokes. So the little I did know about Stern

when I was growing up and stuff, you know, coming to the radio, you're like, he's the funniest man in life. And then you learn years later. I mean, it was hidden for a really long time that you and Fred and others, but mostly you and Fred and mostly you over Fred probably, we're handing him all those killer crushing,

perfectly timed lines. Does that sound like a guy who never listened to Stern? No, no, no, he never listened to Stern. I'm not a Stern guy, I don't get into it. But dude, you were a guy who never listen to Stern. No, no, no, he never listened to Stern. I'm not a Stern guy, I don't get into it. But dude, you were the guy who gave all those crushing liars perfectly time. Oh, you had so many great jokes.

How was so funny? Like, what? What is it? It's crazy. Like his reaction to just how he approaches an interview is bizarre. Yeah. Just like, he he is in his mind, he is the funniest human being to ever exist. And the only person who's close to his great and as hilarious as he

is, is the person that he's interviewing. Right. You picked up on this very quickly just from one listen. It is, it is bonkers because all he wants jagged and do is to shit on Howard through the entire interview. And when he does, when he does just a little bit, man, you can hear him licking his chops, like, I want to get as much dirt on Howard as possible. And for this guy, this piece of garbage to do that, to want that

is crazy. This is everything that's happened to him in his career and how he was let go, like for him to just salivate over terrible stories about Howard Stern is bonkers. He is so excited to talk about radio because he is the radio guy. I'm OP from the radio show. Unfortunately, Jackie is so myopic that he's only talking about Jackie Martling. That's all he can talk about. Yeah.

He doesn't give a fuck about OP from OP and Anthony. In fact, he's never heard that show. Doesn't care. It was an also ran in his world, doesn't matter. So OP at one point has to remind Jackie that he also ran in his world. Doesn't matter. So, Opie at one point has to remind Jackie that he also had a radio show. But that wasn't our job. Yeah. You know, like Carson would never deliver a great, great long. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you. That's a tough spot. Let me, let me, because you know, obviously, I ran a pre-success successful radio show myself, Opie and Anthony. Oh, I heard that. We, I had a different philosophy than that.

It's so funny because he's, listen to Jackie talk about the Howard Stern Show for an hour and a half and he finally says, yeah, just FYI, I also hosted a pretty big radio show. Like, yeah, Opie, we know. You're talking to a guest, it's about the guest. And Jackie's response is great too. Yeah.

You're gonna have to fuck up like I said it. No shit, that's all we get it. Let's talk a little bit more about OP's reaction to Jackie. Jackie's talking about his fucked up childhood. And of course, OP has to make it about him. So we tell this story that is definitely made up, and I'll explain which part of it's made up and why, but we just play the clip first.

But anyway, my mom had a problem with one of us. She would go to the family pictures and cut their head out of the picture. You know how awkward that is when you're like, now fast forward, you're in college. Let's say Geneseo. Everybody's made up. And I have a girlfriend come down and I want to show her my family history.

So we bring out the photo album and next thing you know, you have to explain why your brother's head is not in most of the pictures anymore. You know, it's so funny, but it's so not funny. I don't know. I do know what you mean,, but it's so not funny. I don't know. I do know what you mean, Jackie. That's so not funny. I know exactly what you mean. So OP's story is, and he's been saying this for years.

My mom was crazy, and I believe that's probably true. So he says, yeah, my mom was she would do, is she would cut people out of pictures in the photo book because she was not on good terms with them. And then his story is this is how it relates back to Opie. I was dating a chick at Geneseo where I went to college. I brought her back to my home on Long Island and said, Hey, let's pull out the photo albums and let's look at old photos of me growing up. That is the bullshit part of the story. That does not happen.

That has never fucking happened. He's like, it's so embarrassing. My brother's has been cut out of these photos. You're showing your college girlfriend, pictures of her 12th birthday party. That's never happened. No, there's no one's doing that. God, and I can't believe that this is an interview or he thinks that this

is right. Conduct an interview. Right. I mean, for as much as just like you, I still listen to Stern, I'm still a big Stern fan. I'm not as crazy about the new super interviewer Howard Stern, but when he conducts an interview, it is about the interview-y. Oh, he had Bill Marron this past week. And Bill Mar has been listening to Stern Show recently. He could tell and he tried to make it about Howard. He's like, yeah, Howard, you had this person on you. You did this and Howard's like immediately, right, But on your show, it was always back to Bill,

like Bill Marri, you're the center of attention right now. It's not about me. He knows how to make the guest the most interesting person in the room. Which is what you're supposed to do. That's what you're supposed to do. And also, this does not need to be a three-part podcast. No, it definitely does not.

Like, can it just be two hours of Jackie telling stories? Then you know what? The next episode, you can make it about you. You can sit in your kitchen and talk into your little recorder and just tell these nonsense made-up stories. Go for it. But if you're conducting an interview with someone who listeners, myself, But if you're conducting an interview with someone who listeners, myself, have interest in, make it out about them. Let's talk about Jackie's stories because I found this to be the most boring audio. Oh yeah. It goes nowhere, they're not interesting at all. One of the problems I have with Jackie, and I do have a special place in my heart for the old stern.

I was into it in the 90s but Jackie the joke man is a hack as a comedian. All of his stand-up specials, all the CDs, there's just other people's jokes that are cheesy and corny and he laughs at the end of them and the way he delivers it. It's so cheesy and I was making fun of Jackie a long time ago on this show. And someone in the sub right, it's like, how could you say that Jackie steals people's jokes? He was the writer on Stern. He wrote those terms. Right. I know. In the moment when he was on the Stern show, he was writing down the things for Howard to read. But his actual joke writing for stand up is all stolen. He even admits that in this interview,

he's talking about selling jokes to Rodney Dangerfield. This is how Jackie writes jokes that he sells to other comedians. My drunken crazy friend J.R., who has since passed away, calls me from Peru. He's down at doing coke, selling coke, having fun. He's spoiled, rich kid. And he wakes me up and he's smart enough

to keep me on the phone long enough that I'll remember, because he knows I'm drunk. You know, she, they all called me chief and it didn't, was not a compliment. It was, they were fucko me. She, this guy, this guy, Tennessee Bob. He told me the greatest fucking joke man. You let it in, joke, Tennessee Bob. Told me this, Bob, He told me the greatest fucking joke man. You got a different joke. Tennessee Bob, tell me this,

Bob from Tennessee told me this joke man. He said this girl was so ugly. She was known as a Tennessee two-bagger. That's a girl, so ugly. You're not only about to put a bag over your own, her head, you gotta put a bag over your own head in case her bag rips. So I pissed myself.

I pissed myself. So when I wrote six pages for Rodney, I included that joke. Isn't that interesting? The only rule in comedy is that you don't steal other people's jokes and everything has to be original. And Jackie says, my buddy called me up, told me this joke, I wrote it down, I sent it to Rodney Dangerfield as a submission for a joke that he could purchase from me. That's weird, right? Yeah, that's very weird. It's, I mean, it's not weird to do it because we know that he did this.

Right. But why would you say it? Why would you tell this story on the air? He's so excited about it. Also, it's just rambling nonsense. Like 30 seconds in, I'm done. If you're not talking about your time on Howard, I am done. I don't care. All right, so Doug Rodney Dangerfield gets this letter that Jackie sent him and he calls Jackie up.

Fucking Rodney Dangerfield. I said, Rodney, who? He said, I knew you were fucking up. Fucking Rodney Dangerfield. I said, Rodney, who? He said, I knew you were fucking funny. I knew you were funny. You know, some of these jokes are funny. You know, there really is tonnishy, too bad. There's too bad, the funny is fucking thing.

I have a red, you know? Come to Westbury, you know, you come hang out and you know, I'll buy a few of these jokes. And you know, so meanwhile, he bought four of the jokes and sent me a check and we went backstage. So he's saying that he stole a joke, wrote it down, sent it to Rodney Dangerfield, who then purchased that joke from Jackie and he's saying this braggadociously, which is odd to me.

It's odd. And then Opie chimes in not with what I would do and say well, that's weird Jackie didn't even write that joke Why would you profit from it? Opie takes a very different stance and asks this follow-up question. I got to stop you How much how much did you get for the joke? $50 a joke. Oh my you know what he got out of that joke? Everybody Everybody this was a big Opie says are you fucking crazy? You saw they do a 50 bucks? Dude that was worth so much more

It wasn't his joke. He stole it. I would take ten cents for it. I didn't write it I'm nothing to do with that. I just wrote it on a piece of paper and mail it to someone Why were you thinking Jackie 50 bucks? I can't believe you. And Jackie, why don't you lie at the end of this story to make yourself seem like a normal human being? I know you didn't do it, but couldn't you then end this story with, then I signed that check over to my friend?

Like why not? Just lie. Could it be? Just lie. It makes you seem like a good person. The story has some sort of closure then at the end. It comes full circle, great, fantastic. But no, we have to listen to rambling nonsense.

I am so glad I didn't listen to the second part of this interview and only the third because Jackie comes off pretty good in the third part. Yeah, so this is mostly from the second part and I apologize we didn't coordinate on this. No, no, no, that's all right. But Jackie is known as an exaggerator. Jackie's stories, and this was brought up

on our sub-reddit this week because someone listened to these parts and they were putting in their synopsis of it and somebody wrote in there, Jackie claims to have invented the words oral and anal. Hey, you know, back in the day, you couldn't say oral sex or anal sex, why would you say oral and anal? That became the thing.

Like Jackie, he didn't invent this stuff. But he's taking, he takes credit for everything, even to the point where he's talking about his family. So Jackie starts talking about his two brothers and how amazing they were. His brother was so amazing. Well, my brother Bobby graduated from Moisturian High School. He was the smartest guy that ever graduated from that school.

When he was like 16 years old, he was driving a cab in Paris. Wow. You know, I mean, he smoked pot before anybody hardly heard of it. I mean, it pots been around since that's what made some smart. That's what makes him smart. But he would, no, but no, I'm just saying he was so far ahead of the world. Right. And so Jackie says my brother Bobby was amazing. He drove a cab.

He smoked pot. Wait, what, what, what are we talking about? He smoked pot before anyone else was smoking pot. And then I think he says, wow, I mean, Potspinarunces 1920s. Well, that, that's not true. Pot's a plant, marijuana's smoking pot. And then I think he says, wow, I mean, Pot's been arrested in 1920s. Well, that, that's not true. Pot's a plant, like marijuana's a plant. It's been around for a while longer than that.

But okay, yeah, this guy did everything before anybody else. Drove a cab and did drugs. Right. Yeah, my brother smoked pot before anybody else. He was born in 1573. All right. And then he talks about his other brother, Jimmy.

And Jimmy is also amazing. And my brother Jimmy, by back timing, I've figured he was one of the first victims of opioids. Oh, okay. Wow, he wasn't Jimmy. So Jimmy was the first victim of opioids. It's weird, I thought that they taught people about the opium wars,

back when Jackie was in school, because I would think that victims of opioids would be like, I don't know, the Chinese people who the British sold opium to. It's pretty well documented. The fuck's he talking about? And what is that a page of honor? The opium wars is something his brother participated.

That's very possible. Jackie is ridiculous, telling all these stories, and him and opi have no connection. They don't connect with each other on any level which is weird because you'd think OP's been a radio guy for 25 years. Jackie was on radio for 25 years. They should have a lot in common.

So Jackie's talking about pissing in a cup while driving. OP tries to relate to this and they couldn't be further off from each other. Because the minute you pay, it breaks the seal. Everybody knows that. You all know that. And I got so I would have a picture with me. This was not an original thing when this story happened.

This was a well-trod thing. Right, a lemonade picture with the opening like this. You know, big lemon. That means you're packing. And I would, what? That means you're packing. Good for you, Jack. Up top. What means you're packing good for you Jack up top What what's packing me you got a big piece?

What cuz the wide opening everyone knows that no that's so I can do it while I'm driving I don't understand that but like you know My little one I've been with friends and they use a water bottle. Oh my god. It's wrong. I use a catering bottle I've been with friends and they use a water bottle. Oh my god. It's wrong. I use a catering bottle. Why are opening jack? Snapple Yes, with the big no no snappler at any rate. All right, you got a big piece and you got a piece No, you can do it while you're driving with a limit. I understand so will you admit you got a big piece I hope he's obsessed with Jackie's I wish you listened to this episode.

Always obsessed with Jackie's penis. And he goes, dude, you got a big piece. High five. And Jackie's like, I'm a 72 year old man. What are we talking about right now? Just admit it. Just say it. Just say it.

Say it to me. You got a big piece. He's like, Opie, I'm not talking about the size of my penis. Is that what we're talking about right now? Oh. And also, I know it's not an interesting story, but why are you derailing it with this bit of garbage? Yeah, I know.

Opie is, like we said, the worst interviewer. He wants to make it interesting in his own way and he's terrible at it. I do like how Jackie has to be very clear that he's not the person who invented pissing in a bottle in a car though. Listen, listen, all the people have peed in the cup. I'm not the very first person to do it. I'm just saying I was one of them.

Okay, that's fine. That's a good point. So I talked last week about how people who from Long Island are obsessed with Long Island. Oh my God, are they? You live in Philly. Yes. You come across these assholes? Uh, yeah. I do.

I don't, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to call the assholes because I know a lot of them. They're very close to me, but yes, definitely. Sort of with these assholes from Long Island. Yep. There you go. Jackie mentions that his family has been on Long Island since 1858 and OP makes an observation that is penalty faults.

With your family moving to Long Island, you said 1858? You're one of the original families, right? There wasn't a lot of people going out there. No, it was like there was lots of people here. You think? Well, East Norch was very small. Right. And just know what the East Norch is doing.

No, I mean, I was the baby. I mean, out this far, closer to the city on Long Island, there's a lot more people. But when you start getting out here, even... No, the Bay was a whole hotbeds going to revolution and everything like that. Fair enough. Opie's trying so hard.

Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, are you not familiar with history? Do you know why Manhattan was such a perfect place to build a city? There were people living on Long Island before Europe knew that Long Island existed. And Opie said, 1858, you're like the first person here. No, I said, even close to accurate. Can you just validate my work view of history and tell me that your family was alone in the established this area? Yeah, what's wrong with you? I'm making up nonsense.

You still still agree with me. That's how this works. Just a couple more clips real quick. Yeah. OP has to rehash a story. He's bringing out the hits because as Jackie's telling these old stories, OP wants to be shocking and interesting also.

I got a kissing story. I used to kiss my grandma on the mouth. And she had to tell me many times more than wants to be shocking and interesting also. I got a kissing story. I used to kiss my grandma on the mouth and she had to tell me many times more than once to close my mouth. Oh, God, that's gross. That's because I used to kiss your grandma. No, there you go. Good one, Opie.

I used to make out my grandma. What are you doing? No wonder Westwood won't fire you. This is ridiculous. And this is the most professional podcast he's put out in a long time. He's usually just in a kitchen with a Cuban talking about fucking random nuts.

And it's actually interviewing a guest. It sounds okay. It's sounding a real podcast and it's still terrible. Hey, did you clip the portion? I found this very bizarre. In the third part of this interview, when some dude out of nowhere comes in, it's like, I think you should make it clear

that Jackie used to be the head writer for the Stern Show. Oh, I didn't hear that. Is that part of the documentary? Oh my god. It's near the end of the third episode. I'm like, what? First of all, who is this guy? Second of all, how have you gone this long

without anybody knowing who this person is? It's important now. So they're talking about. I felt like it was the guy who, I guess is there making a documentary? Yeah, it's shocking. Yeah, it's weird because there's a documentary film crew that are interviewing Jackie while Opie's

there interviewing Jackie. So they're telling Opie to ask him a question that he already asked him and we're already past that. So Opie doesn't have control of his show on his own show. He's being told what to do. It's like, how better you a podcast, say, I was wondering exactly what the dynamic was. Since I didn't listen to the first two parts, I was like, is this just a guy

who works for Jackie? Why is he in the room? Oh, do this, this Jackie documentary, I will never see it. I cannot watch this. I can't imagine there is anyone clamoring this Jackie documentary, I will never see it. I cannot imagine there is anyone clamoring to learn more about Jackie Martling. This is a documentary that if it came out in 1998, would have had, I don't know, 100,000 people, so I'm interested in it.

If there's a hundred people who want to see this today, I'd be shocked. Oh, I'd be shocked. Oh, I'd be shocked too, because I thought maybe it's a documentary on the Howard Stern show, and it's just a portion of this. And when the guy said, it's a documentary about Jackie Martley.

I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Is this where you went to film school for? The problem with the way that we stream media now? Thank God for deep just got a calm. Oh the problem with the way we stream media now is that there's too much content Everyone is making documentaries about everything Fucking stop. Oh, yeah, it's like podcast. There's too much stop it All right, I have one more clip and I'll be honest with you I'm looking at my notes and I'm looking at my clips.

I think I fucked up. But this might be about the fact that OPSU explained that they're having a great time which is something that I love to make fun of. This is what, yeah. That was. We're having a ball here. Yeah, OPSU explained they're having it.

We're having a ball here. No one's having fun on the show. There is no thought being had. Is he trying to convince himself? Is he trying to convince the guest? Is he trying to convince the listener? Is it all of the above? So the clip that I guess I didn't save was OP

was talking about how Howard Stern was the funniest guy alive and his show was so funny. And he's kissing Jackie's ass a little bit like, oh dude, you are an amazing writer for him. And it's weird that Opie is saying, you know, Howard likes to think that anyone who had a successful career in radio must have listened to his show and that's not the case. And by the way, I listened to Howard Stern and he was so funny and it was because of you, everything that Opie did in his career

was mimicking Howard Stern. He would have chicks in the studio taking their top off, everything was a print, this is what this guy is. He's a Howard Stern knockoff. A very poor knockoff. That's fine. And if that's what you are, embrace that,

I mean, you're one of the better Howard Stern knockoffs, of course. I mean, when Howard left for serious, I didn't subscribe right away. My commute to work changed. It was a lot shorter. So I just frantically ran the dial looking for Howard Stern ripoff artist. And I listened to a few of them. These guys were really good at it, but just say that he influenced you. At this point in your life, what do you have to lose? What are you jeopardizing saying this now? It's funny you say that when Howard's in went to Syria.

So I did get serious right away, but back then, it wasn't as easy to listen to serious. I had it in my car. I couldn't listen to it at work. I couldn't listen to my house. It didn't stream easy to listen to serious. I had it in my car. I couldn't listen to it at work. I couldn't listen to my house. It didn't stream on the internet. So I was listening to things in the morning, like rovers morning glory, I think, took over the spot

that Howard Stern had. And yeah, it's crazy when you listen to these shows, like, holy shit, it drops off quick from this. Ooh, we had David Lee Roth take a yeah That was the bus I listen to a couple of those episodes. They were so fucking weird It was just terrible. It would like swell in an out of segments So you like you're like you see how good little music and it swell any back Hey, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah to get to Barry with me here. I'm going to see Joel McHale tonight at Del Lago. No. I know, right? Is it stand up or just the taping of the soup? Is that still around?

I don't know. It is stand up. Okay. I don't know if that's an interesting thing to talk about. Joel McHale. No, I mean, he's a super punk, but you're saying what we're all thinking. I mean, I enjoyed community. I thought it was great. I used to watch a suit all the time. I don't know if it's worth a discussion though. So I'm excited to do that. So I do have to get moving.

I know that you want to hang out all day, ignore your family, talk to me. I get it. I'm a lot left. I got a text from my wife. I was like, I took the kids and left. So, okay, even better. Yeah. All right. Well, in that case, I mean, that might be for good. I don't know.

Let's talk about, I got a voice now. I'm just going to play this one voice now, which will get us into our next segment. And our next segment is, of course, the cringe of the week. Hey, Carl, it's Daniel. i want to submit my cringe of the week it's from a podcast called who are these podcasts episode one hundred fifty seven title red bar radio

honestly most of the first half of this episode is pretty cringe but the highlight comes in at thirty three minutes and after which hearted boomer host plays a clip from some podcast or making fun of their co-host calls in through Skype interrupting the clip and force this unfunny hole to give her opinion, which derails the show for a couple minutes.

She then spends the next 10 minutes sounding like a robot and a wind tunnel. Five stars. All right, so that takes us right into our and job the week. Grinch of the week. And I couldn't pick a better podcast to have a Grinch of the Week segment than this one.

This listener is a big fan. And I think he probably sums up who Mike is really well in this call. All right. You can't get along with anybody. It's supposed to skill some. You're supposed to feel so. You're alone. You know what that was? Craving dude, I mean, you know how long I

ask for life. Chrissy. Hi, I'm back. You're back. Hi, Chrissy. Hi, I'm so sorry. That's alright. We are just in the middle of a clip. How's your connection doing now? It's good. I'm in full blast. Nice. Nice. and you're outside enjoying the outdoors

Yeah, I'm outside Nice How fun for you. We're inside. I'm out of beautiful day Didn't you fucking answer hotter than all the moms? That's really my goal. All right. Well good luck with that All right, so obviously don't you hear our show last week? I did not listen I first pointed through it. It was that connection, that connection was really rough and it ruined it. I know I know Chrissy Mayer.

It was really tough. I went right to voicemails honestly. Chrissy Mayer ruined our show last week. And I didn't, I took her off pretty quickly, but the problem was is that I had things to say to her and actually I have another voicemail that I should probably play because I have something that I want to address here. This is our buddy Dracula Collinan. Hey Carl, this is Dracula. When you called that woman, I already forgot what her fucking name was. And you found out that she was driving

to a baseball game. You should have said fuck it. And then I'll go on her and then that should have been your opening. Have some respect for you, so. All right, so I understand. I saw this a lot. Like, what do you get? What are you doing? Why do you care about Chrissy Mar?

The reason why I was trying to get her on the show is because I pulled clips from in-hot water with her talking about going on, trying to go on OP show. And I thought it was an interesting story, so I was very well prepared to talk to her. I didn't know she was gonna call in from a car, and then from a little league game, and from a helicopter.

So all of it, I'm prepared with shit, and I want to make it happen, and I was trying too hard, and I fucked up. My daughter had a birthday party go to today, and two o'clock. And so I got, I asked my wife if she could take her, but for just a moment, I thought, can I really fuck with Carl? And through this, from the car, taking my time,

and then I was like, no, I don't have the clout that she does. And I, you know, I'm not sure how much clout she has, but I was like, no, that's horrible impression. First time on the show. so I didn't do it, but man, did I think about it? Well, it sounds like this is a win-win situation because now you're on W-A-T-P and you're not at your daughter's birthday party.

There you go. It's not my daughter's party, Jesus. Well, a party that you're doing, we're on it. All right, fair enough. So this sets up perfectly what happened on the official podcast this past week, which is Kaya reveling in the fact that I got my come-up ends.

No, just started out. How much do you guys? I like people getting their come-up ends. Don't you guys, especially if they've been talking shit about us. So little, I think like eights, nine months ago, you guys know that Carl reviewed us, talked shit about us, made fun of us.

One of the things he made fun of was our David Cross episode. You guys remember that guy? He started walking his dog as he was talking to us and Carl had made fun of it. All right, so Kai, after you're done aware is a co-host, I'm the official podcast. And when we reviewed his show, they had David Cross out and David Cross,

like, hey guys, I'm into your show, but at the same time, walking my dog. And we got a big L.O.L out of that. Oh, it was amazing. I remember listening to it laughing hysterically. Because I'm like, David Cross doesn't give a goddamn shit about these guys. He totally disrespected them in every way.

And we found it to be hilarious. And what Kaya is opining is that this is karma. So guess what happened, you guys? Karma sped it. On his David Cross. Not even. Not even somebody of David Cross's fame. So it probably there's this woman called Chrissie Mayer, who is some bimbo on a morning show with something Carl has been trying weeks, weeks to get a hold of this woman.

At some point, I think she even told him that she had to cancel on him because she had a bright, bridal shower. And then she openly admitted the next day that she lied to him because she didn't feel like doing this show. Oh my God. So, he's been trying for weeks to get a hold of this bitch. Was he? All right, I want to explain this to Kayet.

Anyone listening? None of that is true. Chrissy Mayer reached out to us. I want to be on the show. I said, great. What set up a date? We picked a date. I sent her a no.

We're going to do Lewis J. Gomez's show. She wrote me back. I have a bridal shot or that weekend. I said, that's fine. I rescheduled with J. Gomez's show. She wrote me back. I have a bridal shower that week and I said, that's fine. I rescheduled with Doug from whose right, we did the show, it was great. And we ripped on Chris a little bit and then she went and Lewis is showing in a minute

that she lied to us. So then I went on and said, fuck that bitch. She lied about us and we trashed her. She had a, because there's a humor about it, she wrote, reached out and said, I love to do the show again. I'm not trying to get her on the show, I haven't been trying for weeks. In fact, I was like, yeah, I'll let you know.

And I set out it for a long time, and I wrote Badgers, and how about this week we'll get you on. And we coordinated it. I don't care about Chrissy Mayer. I'm happy that you came out of the show. I'm happy that she has a good sense of humor about the show, but this is crazy. The kaias turned this into a thing where I'm obsessed with this woman.

I can't wait to have her on the show. I don't even fucking know about her until she emailed me. I don't know the about this woman. And she does. Wait, what's going on? Is there a lot of crossover listenership between your show and kaias show? Like, I am a casual listener and I understood everything that you just mapped out

as it happened and I'm not that smart. Like I'm not understanding why you're taking time to explain this. I think your listeners get it. I don't know why Kaya is reveling in this. I don't get that but I don't think you need to explain this. Doug, thank you for grounding me. You're right. I don't need to explain this.

This has all been well documented, but the fact that Kaya didn't comprehend this, and maybe it's because English is his 16th language, I don't know, but he's not understanding what's actually going on here. And Kaya is a listener. I have respect for his comprehension skills-hedget skills and he's understeady thinks I'm obsessed with maybe it's part of his stick I don't know but this

is him going on and rubbing it in my face a little bit that great great quality car well you did lie to us all some connection for given oh this sheet this sheet for giving huh okay well that's just me rubbing it in Karl's face. You're a little boy. You make for months for having on David Cross and him not giving us our fucking, you know, the attention we deserved and just ignoring us and here you are sucking some woman to talk. I don't know what the fuck he's trying to do. I don't even know why he cares about this woman, but he finally gets her on and she, it's only on her way to her stepdaughter's baseball game or something. I don't, I don't care about her. It's, I'm not obsessed with Chrissy Mayer, I don't

care. And I mean, Kai is clearly obsessed with you. I know. I don't know. I mean, isn't his show the one that brings on well-known people and then puts those episodes behind a paywall? Correct. This is the thing that took massive advantage of my own. Fuck you for doing that. And I know he went on and explained it and blamed his co-host or whatever. But if you're going to do that, don't talk shit about any other show for any other reason. He has Kaya. Have me on. I'd love to come on the show. Todd, you're you're killing it today, which is what you say when you want to convince

people. This is the last clip I want to play from Kaya show. And we'll call this just a teaser for the next time Kaya is on. I feel so good to have that happen to Carl. My God, that's fantastic. Yeah. That's that's that's great. The only way that news would have been better is if we were playing sports when we heard it. Hi, the next time you're on his show, you should call in while you're doing an air in his wealth.

Don't even give him the better part of your time. Oh, dude, I'm gonna play that clip on his show. I'm gonna rub it in twice. I know he listens to the show sometimes. Why don't you play that clip on his show when it's already happened on his show? Just a rub it in. So I will say, Kaya is scheduled to be on the show very soon. So we can look forward to him playing my Chrissie Mayor clip yet again. Wow, I can't wait to hear that three times. Yeah. I'm excited. That was definitely the low point in WATP's history is this whole saga was Chrissy Mayor. And I wanna say Chrissy Mayor has her own show in compound media.

I watched it, I watched most of it this week. It's called Chrissy Mayor's Wetspot and it's a dating advice show. It was pretty good. She had a good guess on. She had the woman from Guides We Fucked. Corinne was on the show, she's terrible. But it was pretty good.

She had a big studio audience. The thing that was funny was she opened the show saying, hey everyone, here's our phone number, call in live with your questions. We'll give you dating advice, sex advice. Never got a phone call. So that was fun. All right. Well, Kaya, it's on, buddy.

This isn't over. I want to talk real quick about this is going back a few weeks, but this is a podcast called we only do one take podcast. These are the guys out of Australia who thought they were interviewing us who synced up with those guys on Instagram and did a show where they interviewed the wrong people and thought it was us and then they took it down

and you know whatever, they addressed this on their show. I just wanted to play a clip, they did a long segment on show. I just wanted to play a clip. They did a long segment on it, but I wanted to play a clip. This is, starts out with DigiBro asking me if people were telling me to be me, makes me a big celebrity. So if you remember, I was playing this information back

with DigiBro's on the show, I was like, oh, this means you're like a celebrity if people are pretending to be you, and this is how this goes down last one This has to make you feel like a big celebrity, right? It is it is like a fucking celebrity thing. It's like these people are pretending to be me So call this down things because this is happening He's a big celebrity which in my mind he is I love his show. He's got one of the fun I want to give you a bit of Australian culture here

You think you're a big celebrity. You're a wine cup Hold on. All right, so I'm pausing it real quick Did you bro goes that's like a celebrity thing the people are pretending to be I said yeah, it's like a celebrity thing I didn't say I'm a huge celebrity. That's correct. I Have signed a autographs all day long. I do is get recognized That's not what I was saying and this this guy goes, you fucking wacker. It's not a trillion. We don't go around and say we're celebrities.

I don't either. I don't. Did you ever ask me a quick, all right, move it on. Well, we don't have that down here. You don't think like that. That's true, it's true. But nonetheless, I wanted to get that out of the open. So if you can't download yet,

beside 53 or whatever it is, the one where we do talk to who are the Spock Island. There is a good nodding little shit. Yeah. So that's your own thing. Amazing. So I was thinking maybe we should have a chat after the show, but maybe we'll get them on the show and interview them.

And we'll pretend to be W-A-T-P. I love it. I think if anyone wants to pretend to be W-A-T-P. I love it. I think if anyone wants to pretend to be W-A-T-P, have at it. What is happening? What are they talking about? If you can't download episode 53, what? What? What would happen? So what happened is they interviewed those assholes from Toronto pretending to be us. And then I messed-

Why don't they think people will be able to find that episode? It's because they took it down So so I messes them on okay. I messes them on Facebook. They messes me on Facebook I wrote back I said by the way that wasn't us and he goes oh shit. We'll take it off the internet Mike. I don't care. Okay, and then they took it down off a sound cloud, but it's still on iTunes I don't I don't wait too much about this dog anyway. I only do I know let's keep let's keep it moving here We go. We'll just say oh yeah like calls on here and whether you're selling crew to the hell out here and then do I Think it's just funny. I mean look I made a mistake I'll know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no they have started a war. So the host of this show,

which I really appreciate, he feels bad about the whole situation. Don't feel bad, I think it's hilarious. It's a funny thing that happened. I'm just amazed by this, like collection, like this podcast world that you live in. You don't acknowledge that any other show exists

on our show. I mean, it's because nobody listens to our show. I get it, but still, it's fascinating to me. It's bizarre. And they talk about how they want to be, how they were featured. So this is that show. We only do one take podcast out of Australia.

They're excited they were featured on our show. Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? So they review podcasts. Have they reviewed us yet? No, but maybe they, well, they kind of happen now. In a weed way, we've technically been on their show. Yeah.

So we can put in our banners, featured on. We can, yeah. Technically, but yes. I think they should review our podcast. I think the CEO, now that we definitely have a direct line of contact, maybe we should reach out to them again and say, hey, we'd love you to review an actual podcast. Yeah, it'd be great. I think they'll like us.

We've got a great Australian sense of humor and we don't have long pauses between words. So now you guys have been featured on WTP even more so we're moving on but thank you very much for enjoying the show and being fans and all that kind of thing. Doug, I feel like I've had you on the phone for three days. We've done it all. What do we do today? We talked about a podcast.

Yes. I believe it was called vodka and ghosts. I think I loved that podcast and you did not. You are right. I am wrong. That podcast was pure gold. It reminds me of the old days when Kevin and I used to do shows

that were just two dummies who had no business making podcasts. I haven't done that in a while. That was fun. So we did that. And again, like I said, I loved it because I listened to so many podcasts and so many podcasts are technically good

and people are presenting good content, but it's not affecting me in the way that this podcast did. Like, I am not audibly laughing when I'm listening to most shows that are supposed to be funny. This was not supposed to be funny and it made me laugh so hard. I don't know that they're gonna be happy to hear that. They shouldn't be. I think that's gonna hurt people's feelings. All right, okay.

We talked about that and we talked about OP and Jackie Martling and Jim Foranteen and the official podcast and Kaya and our friends down under, we only do one take. So that could only mean it's the part of the show that's everyone's favorite part. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Dog, this is the part of the show. We play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week.

Mm-hmm. The reason why I do this is because part of the show. We play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week. Mm-hmm. The reason why I do this is because I want people excited. They think the show's over like, eh, all right. I guess this is done. No, it's not. We have a whole new episode coming out in one week's time. We'll be reviewing a whole other podcast, something brand new to you,

something you've never heard before, and I'm gonna play a quick clip from Sad Podcast. So guys, today, what I wanted to do is, I have picked my five favorite stories of people's things that they want taken down from the internet that just will not come down. And I wanna tell you about those five and I wanna start with this story.

That's an example of a problem that like a ton of our listeners had, which is user names. Right. Like old embarrassing ones. Just like user names that you were young and you picked something really awful. Mm-hmm.

Oh no. Do you have one of these? No. Okay. You don't? This is a podcast called Reply Allets on Gimlet. It was a suggestion from a guy named Dan. This is episode 143 called Permanent Record. This is on Gimlet? This is a legit podcast. This is on gimlet. That's a legit podcast. Let me read you real quick, the note that Dan sent in,

because I love that it gave me 10 reasons why I should review this podcast. All right, Letterman, let's do it. He put them in order, he numbered them. He said, this is why I should review this podcast. And I'm running back and I said, Dan, this is amazing. I get so many requests for podcasts,

people just say, you should do blah, blah, blah. Uh, uh, okay. Meet. All right, so he says, you should consider reviewing this pretentious piece of shit for the following reasons. Number one, this podcast has over 15,000 reviews, resulting in a five-star rating.

Number two, despite being former professional radio broadcasters, they literally use the word like all the time. I stopped counting at 300 in 145 minute episode I listened to. Episode 135 uses the word like six times in the first 20 seconds. These hosts are stuck up Moaniel, Betamail, douchebags. The way these beta assholes talk and their suntitone just makes them so easy to hate. Number four, fake laughter and shitty jokes. Number five, this show has interesting subject matter, technology and internet, and the

show is well produced. However, the host sucks so bad that this podcast has nothing more than a boring pile of dog shit. Number six, this shows description claims to provide unfailingly original content and help you survive the internet. Despite these claims, nothing is original about their basic man bitches and your boomer ass probably knows more about the internet than they do. That's funny. My boomer asked, I was around with the internet came to beat. Number seven, besides the two hosts, nine people are involved in editing and producing this garbage. Number eight, one host interests include being a

wine snob, CrossFit, and video games. What a fucking asshole. Number nine. Again, I've never heard the word like used more often. And number 10, this show has a massive audience. All good reasons to review reply all on Gimlet. Jim, you've read those in the opposite order from 10 to one. I'm just saying, you know, if you want to count down. That's funny. You're like, Hey, Carl, I host a podcast. And I don't want to tell you how to do your show, but what I would have done. I'm just saying I've watched other shows and I don't want to tell you how to do your show but what I would have done.

I'm just saying I've watched other shows and I know how this usually goes you fucking idiot. Doug I've really enjoyed having on the show. Let's talk about good times great movies. I want you to get a plug in for our listeners. Oh well everybody should go and listen. I'm good times great movies. I think there was a podcast host who referred to it as how did this get made minus the jokes? Not sure. I mean, that sounds harsh. I would say how did this get made minus the ad reads, minus the celebrity, minus the production values.

But I think there are jokes to be had. Yeah, it comes out every two weeks. We talk about movies from the 80s. That's it. And our most recent episode is a monkey horror film called Link. And in one amazing scene, and a rangatán watches watches Elizabeth shoe take a bath.

Fantastic. Sounds amazing. Yeah. I'd rather watch that movie than listen to your podcast. You just said Elizabeth shoes in a bath. I'm in. I mean, I have to the karate kid. It's just like the director said, like, uh, you want to just take off your clothes

and have a giant orangutan in sure, fantastic. You're going to be a star. But, uh, yeah, check out the show. And if you don't mind, um, just one other quick plug, we're going to be doing a live show in Philadelphia at a bar called Tattooed Mom. And that is on July 27th at 530. So stop by if you're in the area. That's awesome.

And Doug, I want to say I love your show because your co-host sounds like a professional broadcast. You did say she could be on a legitimate broadcast. She could be on a legitimate broadcast if she wanted to. Maybe someday God willing, she will be. Yeah, yeah, you know, the offer's important. I guess. So July 27th, you're at a bar and Philly is, is there like an event page on Facebook or something for it? I can link to it. It's part of the, it's part of the

Philly pod fest. Okay. So you can find all the information. Just, you know, find Philly pod fest and you'll find all the listings of shows and times and all that stuff. We're going to be talking about the garbage heap that is super girl. Sweet. I will put a link in the show notes if anyone in the Philly area is interested in going to that. Thanks, man.

Appreciate it. Thank you, Doug. You did your homework. You brought a shit ton of clips. You listened to OP. I couldn't ask for anything more. Seriously, I really appreciate you coming on. You were fantastic. And I want to ask everybody to please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Oh, it's dry.

You can't show these clothes right now. It's okay. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Well, that's retarded. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Fuck you! Fuck you! This dude is fucking corny! Fucking f**king suck! Thanks a lot Carl! I Bull shit, you know who are these pod cars? Fucking no I don't get it makes no sense So dog yeah the show's not over my my friend. I mean, it is. It is technically over. Not technically, but it's not over because we have some voicemails to get to.

I'm so excited. Are you, you like the segment? You mentioned you fast-forwarded through the last week's episode to get to the voicemail segment. All right, so I guess I can't say anything bad about it. No, go for it, please. No, no, no. I don't know. I know a lot of people hate the voicemail segments.

I'm kind of ambivalent. If I have to rank it, it's probably my least favorite part of the show, but I enjoy the show top to bottom really so it can't be that bad. I love your honesty. Oh, can I tell you very quickly cut this out if you don't want it to be in here, whatever. I have been there is a certain podcast Facebook group that you are familiar with. you are familiar with. Um, yeah, I've been kicked out of on three separate occasions. Is this for hot, hot, hot, we love that the one. That's right. Yes. They've kicked me out three separate times for talking about your show. But then they keep letting me back in. It's like they forget who I am. So I'll have to go in and mention this appearance and get kicked out once you're back in right now. Oh, I'm back in Yeah, yeah, they don't I assume there's a ton of people

They're not keeping track of who's who and who says what? How many people are in that group? Right I used to be like 16,000 It's probably up in the 20s now. Okay. Yeah It's probably up in the 20s now. 20s now? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But I did because I private message, this is deep dive here.

I private message what's her name? The woman that came on your show, Dean Amari is her name. Yes. Because I tried to message her after her appearance and I said, hey, why aren't you promoting this? I was like, that was a really great appearance. And I know. No, no, no, I know. But I was just saying to her, I was like, that was a really great appearance. And I know. No, I know.

No, no, no, I know. But I was just saying to her, I was like, listen, people will see that this guy isn't to creep that people think he is. So blah, blah, blah. And she was like, well, I just, I don't want to promote it. And so that I went on their page. And I promoted it.

And then instantly I was booted. Dude, those fucking people are Nazis. And I only use that word like seven or eight times a day. Like I don't use that lightly. I'm just really surprised. Cause there's some good shows in there, some people that I know, some people that I live, yeah, but I don't know.

I mean, I don't know what's the, I understand kind of what the problem is with you. But man, if I just mention, Hey, this was a good episode, suddenly I'm just booted instantly. It's nuts. I love it. I don't want any of those people to like me. I find those people to be insufferable. As well as Philadelphia as a whole. This is a voicemailer who doesn't think we're funny. Now as far as your show. And I should mention, this guy left about six minutes worth of voice-mails, I cut it down to this.

Now as far as your show goes, I listen to it because I don't know why the hell you have so many people in the front of your show saying it's hilarious because of AINN. It's not really very funny. But your show is very entertaining. Same with Stern. I don't get why some folks that I've talked to over the years who kept telling me to listen

to Stern, he's so funny, so outrageous. I mean, I've listened to Stern and he was great, yeah, but he wasn't very funny. And that's fine. So, I appreciate this guy likes the show. He doesn't think we're funny. And maybe I'm doing that thing or I'm trying to tell people that we're funny. So they think that.

Yeah. But he also doesn't think how it's stirring this funny. Like what does this guy think? What is funny? I'd love to know, is it like, and I'm Sandler movies. What to this guy is that bar that we have to leap over in order to be funny. I'm not sure.

Oh, 100% it's Adam Sandler movies. Where is this guy calling from work? Oh, Wendy's what's all that noise? The drive through window. This next clip, this voicemail right here is the perfect voicemail. It checks every box. Hey Carly Booblos, Doreno here. I just wanted to call and say that I like how you shit on the official podcast for having David Cross literally call it in when you have Chrissy Mayer do the exact same thing. I just find it really funny.

Anyways, you're killing it. You think you're killing it? Chrissy Mayer? Killing me. Alright, call me back. Nailed it. Yeah. Perfect voice, but we already talked about this. I know.

This is coming up again and again. It's a big topic right now. This Chrissy Mayer incident. And I've never done this before. I'm running someone call in mid-show. It was not a smart decision on my part. I should have just said, I let's do this another time.

I just think it's insulting. That is how little she cares about that appearance. I know. And to me, I couldn't think of anything more insulting than that. And I understand why you didn't just hang off on her. Like, that's a terrible thing to do, but I don't know, that's pretty rotten of her to do it

and to think that that's okay. All right, so I think we've established the Christmas made a pretty terrible person. Let's move on. This is a guy who is my best buddy calling in. Hey, Garo, best buddy. Hey, I just want to call the let you know the real reason why you need a live feed and a video chat is so that we at home your best friend and all you know hang out with you.

It'll it'll be just like a good ol hang. Anyway, call me back. Those are that's a typical WATP fan right there. Just you know they listen to me in their earbuds and they're like we're friends that's true buddy we are friends all right this is a huge fan of the slide whistle at 51 minutes and five seconds woo! slide whistle! slide whistle! woo! it's like baby, it's gone, it's gone! Pfft Now F***

F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** Alright, lost it. Alright, slide whistle. Slide whistle.

Slide whistle or recorder. That was my slide whistle, buddy. I'm fucking fucking nailing a little Chuck Man Joan over here. All right, so this is a Canadian calling in from a slayer concert. Hey, Carlos, Dave Cole on the Canada and I just want to call you from this loud, live player concert because I know that you are a professional podcaster and you ask people to come on and be professional and maybe prepare a little. They find a quiet place to sit. You know, podcasters, audio, listening medium, you need your ears and possibly a proper audio setup or maybe not outside with, you know,

breath and shitty mixture. Anyways, take it easy, bud. How was it like? I appreciate what that guy was going for. Andy's brother Joe did this recently too, where they called in from a white, wait, I should call him from an ice tub show. The problem with modern phones is that there's a noise compression

that understands not to put all that garbage in the background and it actually doesn't sound that terrible. It'd be funnier if it sounded terrible, but all of that's taken out. All right. I mean, it sounded terrible. It did sound terrible. It's not terrible.

It's like a slayer constant. Right, I did no way to decide I was listening to Raining Blood. All right, this is this kid is called in before and People bitch at me for playing every voicemail I get but then I also get bitched up right don't play every voicemail So hey Whatever you fucking name is whoever's cool if you have on today or you could just ignore me like you did last time mother fucker it's the 17 year old kid from Oklahoma again just call me fucking bacon um hey bacon how about you give me some fucking attention this time rather than blowing me off and

doing it on your own no fucking banter office here and fucking cuz of you No, no, no, the fucking Danter office. Here on fucking Kazaroo. So Dan, if you do Dan, if you don't, I don't know what to do. Hey, Bacon, good to hear from you. I mean, I feel bad. I feel bad. He's a 17 year old kid from Oklahoma.

I mean, he's just killing time before. Hopefully he goes to an out of state school. You don't think that he has a big podcast convention to go to and downtown Oklahoma. You know, I'm not sure it's a big empty state and it's it seems like a sad existence. I feel bad for the kid. I agree. So, Asterios Coconoss, you know, that is? No, those are just letters you put together. All right, so Serios Coconos is a comedian podcast personality. I guess you could say he used to be on biggest problem in the universe.

He's been on the Dixiel a bunch of times. He apparently has a new podcast that we should review. Carl, you gotta listen to the loudest podcast. It's podcasts with our boy, Assyria's tokenos from biggest problem and Dick show fame and his girlfriend. So already strike one googling on the show strike two. At one point in the most recent episode,

the girlfriend rails about how the show should not have a format well a serious desperately tries to keep it on task strike three this thing is awful and unlistable and you can get endless content from what you got to do to shot all right so a stereos is doing a shitty podcast apparently I appreciate your podcast in that it's taught me a lot of stuff when people call you a boomer I feel like a lot of times they're probably talking to me like the dick show the biggest pro I've never heard of any of this stuff even e-bombs world. I was like that's a thing I remember hearing about but I don't know anything about it

I feel like I'm old a super I feel like a 73 year old man trapped in a 41 year old's body. You're fucking out of it dude. Come on. I'm totally out of it. I could care less. I will say that a little peeling back the curtain as they say. We're using Discord to record the show today.

And I think you had like created a count and download the app today to figure this out, right? One hundred percent. And when I went in, I was like, what is it? Some game bullshit. Yep. Pretty much. All right, last, last voice, now I want to play.

This is a guy named Nick, who is not a fan of our Instagram page. Hey Carl, it's Vic from Sacramento. We need to talk about your Instagram. Wait, did I say a guy? Is this a girl? Is this the first, what's your new voice mail you've ever got? It's possible.

It's Southeast Girl. Could be a little boy, it's Southeast girl. I thought it was Nick But maybe it's Vic. I was starting this over. Let's try again Hey Carl It's it's Vic from Sacramento Vic we need to talk about your Instagram It's the most boomer fucking bullshit thing I've ever been in my goddamn life. Everything's like fucking brown scale and none of it fucking makes sense. I'm pretty sure there was like a sad boy Simpson's name on there.

Fucking hello. Honestly, you need to fucking roast yourself, man. It's pretty fucking ridiculous at this point. Mr. Marketing Mr. Man, so fuck you That's that's a female that's that's got to be a woman, right? Thanks, Vic We are hope is not Vic heavily. Let's put it that way

Doug, I've already said it. I'm gonna say it again. Fantastic job today. You brought it. I really appreciate it. Thanks for coming on the show. This was super fun. Bring me back anytime that other Doug doesn't want to show up. I'll just fill in. Sounds good. All right, kisses. You've sag it. Kill yourself. Mm-hmm. Kill yourself. Yeah.