Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep159 - Reply All

Episode Date: June 23, 2019

This week we have Kaya and Andeeee join to discuss a boring podcast that has a lot of boring fans. Reply All is an over-produced show that offers zero entertainment value. I guess what I'm trying to say is that the hosts and the fans all bite the weenie. But that's not all. This is the week that Opie breaks down the fourth wall concerning his split with Westwood One. The honest podcaster finally tells us everything we've been waiting to find out. We also play voicemails, read reviews, listen to Jim Florentine, and discuss some shitty tech pod out of Detroit. I'd say "and much more" but I think that actually covers it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The super chat says do you guys still think w at p is a good show? What are these podcasts? I don't I don't listen to that Do you guys listen to it? Somebody always brings it up on the show and it's not my not your not your cup of tea. No, it's not that it's not my cup of tea I just it's not my I have podcasts. I listen to I've never I never listen to it. I'm so bugged down with podcasts, but Just for you but hole. I'll check it out. Oh my god. It's showtime. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P.

W-A-T-P. Hello, back off. That was a nice curveball. And Kazoo Riz. And welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that does not care that OJ is on Twitter. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, you probably know him as the third mic on the whose right podcast. It's Kaya

Hello, hello welcome to the show buddy and in my guest today Yeah, what up bag slappers Andy is back. It's been a while Please go to who are these dot com? We got our email address voice mail number link to our sub write at link to our merchandise We encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and iTunes or wherever you get five star reviews these days and then should all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called reply all on gimlet. This is a suggestion from Dan. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. other beforehand. I'm ready to get right into it guys. These are hosts PJ Vot and Alex Goldman who are both pretentious as fuck. I know it's the two guys. Those are the two guys. Because they're barely present on this show.

So we listened to an episode, it was a 143, the most recent episode. Yeah. And there was a woman on there. I don't know who she was. I don't remember who she was. Well, she was kind of like the cr- she was like the crows. She like hijacked the show. She hijacked the show Very true So we all have clips on here. I'm gonna leave it up to the gas. Tell me what sums up the show for you Dude, I have no fucking idea So I listen to several episodes of this and I still can't really wrap my head around what it's supposed to be Okay to several episodes of this and I still can't really wrap my head around what it's supposed to be.

Okay. Every episode has a slightly different format. I guess I could summarize it as best as an internet anecdote show where they find somebody. I don't have a clip but hang on. I think I could just life action replay the impression I get from this. Can you guys hear it? They have goofy music pads that then lead into the narrator talking about some anecdote on the internet. Like, when Carl asked me on his show, I didn't know

that I would have to co-host with Andy as well. I had heard of Andy before, but I didn't know if he was any good at hosting a show. And then it cuts to a shitty phone line basically of people talking that you've never heard of before for 10 minutes that are really uninteresting. All right, so since you brought that up, I have a clip on here that shows that example, but it doesn't even switch to something different. They just bring up this music bed in the middle of a conversation and then bring it down and continue on. It's just overly produced bullshit. It reminds me of NPR shows.

There's no reason for it, but they just want to make it seem like, wow, look at all the work we put into this. Yeah, because he's introducing, he's introducing falsity into the factual record. So, art, get it together, bud. He's aware of the ethical question of how this is an ethically questionable, but I think it's quite clever. I appreciate tolerance.

Me too. This brings us to... So, that you just transitioned to the next part? Yeah, it sounds like a joke. I don't know. It sounds like something you'd find on a 60-year-old toy keyboard. I have the presets libraries that come with it. I stepped on my nephews toys and they were like, well, I was visiting and that's what came out. Yeah, I got some of those clips.

I read off the bat, my clip one is nonsense sound lights to this point. It's like you just saw all the colors of shame possible in humanity. It was just everything. Like lots of people writing in about terrible projects they had to do in school. In calculus class with my T84, the teach kept talking, I was getting re-bored, chilling out, backsing, relaxing all cool, everyone was learning the repetitive rules, where the couple of fun is she? Oh my god.

You can, you hear that, that host guy, he's just like, he chordles at that at that. And that's the most you can expect from this podcast as far as entertainment. But you just kind of are like, eh, alright. Well, I like how I listen to other episodes of this because Dan who rode in was explaining all the reasons why it sucked. And one of the reasons, because there's nothing funny going on, but there's a lot of force laughter.

Does anything on there sound real to you or organic? Nothing. Yeah, so that confused me as well. I couldn't actually understand if it's real or not. If everything is scripted, if these are actors on the phones, that they sometimes call or the people they interview. Well, they're radio, but I went onto their gimlet's website. I don't know if you guys check this out. This must be a gigantic show

because they have internships. Carl, when are you starting internships? Can we talk about? What do you think I'm doing here? Can we talk about Christina, the intern real quick? Yeah, these are unpaid internships, that we do at WOTV. So at the very end of the show,

they have these long credits that run. I have an example of that, but we won't do that now. After the credits, the guy says, this is actually the last episode that Christina will be interning with us. And this is what he says. Our theme song is by the mysterious break master cylinder. This is our last episode with intern Christina A. L. Adjosa and we are going to miss her terribly.

Christina, thank you so much for all your help and for recommending to me so many good horror movies. Also, Christina is figuring out her next move right now, so if you work in radio and you have a job opening, hire her. All right, so I have a couple of things. This is not sincere in any single way. So, first off, if he's really trying to help Christina get a job, maybe explain what she does at a radio station. Not every person who works at the radio station does the same job. What does she do besides recommend horror movies? Are there any other skills she might possess?

Give her a job. Thank you, that was the second day I was gonna say, Kayah, they are gimlet. They were just bought by Spotify for $200 million. This is a huge network of podcasts. And this woman, they say she's an intern, she needs a job. She's looking for a job like,

hey, Christina's great, she's talking about horror movies, you should hire her, you should hire her, she's so fucking great. I'm not buying it. I'm, I'm, she sucks. I'm on the internship tab right now, here's what fucking great. I'm not buying it. I bet she sucks. I'm on their internship tab right now. Here's what it says. Okay.

What you'll do, transcribe a lot of interviews. All of their shows are transcribed. I guess they just delegate this to their interns. Upload countless files, email total strangers, pitch stories, participate in group edits, book guests, dig up facts, help us make the best stories we can. What you have, a love of collaboration, and ability to manage multiple projects. In determination to find the fact, book the guest, or get the end, basically everything.

Yeah, everything. There's not just an intern, this is a producer, this is what we call a producer. Also, you're delegating the fact, checking to interns. What the fuck is wrong with you? They're not booking guests. Are you kidding me? We got to get this guest out grab the interns It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, did you say it said upload countless files is one of the fucking tasks? Yeah, that's such a Aminial test they'd be like hitting the send button. It's like uploading files, it's not like a thing that you do. It's just part of using the computer.

Somebody was asking me what this show was about, and I said, I don't know, but it feels like millennial this American life. Back when I didn't know what a podcast was, everybody says, oh, this American life is a podcast. So I listened to it and then quickly realized that it's boring as fuck. And this just seems like younger kids being boring as fuck in that way. They think that their professional broadcasters, or the returning to be professional broadcasters. Yeah.

In every single way, the way that the episode that we listed, most recent one, started off, is they set up what are these they're gonna be talking about. It's things that are on the internet that embarrass you, that you wish weren't on the internet anyway. And this show is mostly about technology and internet memes and things like that. I don't know right now. Yeah.

So, we play my clip one because it kind of touches on. I was setting up my clip. Oh, go ahead. It's whatever 80s. Yeah, whatever, Andy's here. Fuck it, I did it on. Two. Two. That's five.

Andy has a bit out of the show for a little while. We don't have the chemistry. We want to. There's Andy's clip too. So we look six. Like, this guy was competing with other Pokemon fans for a PT cruiser that was decked out to look like a Pokemon character? No.

The name of my company is my year of battle. It was me, a bunch of eight-year-olds, and one guy my age in New York. World's biggest loser attempts to win the world's lamest prize in the world's lamest contest. Yeah, that's what that was. To be honest, that should follow you for the rest of your life. Right.

Fuck him. Yes, Google should have to put that on every server This is I was gonna say before the week before we did the schmuck's podcast or the misfits whatever you said that these shows are usually More boring to do because they're just isn't that much to clip as opposed to some spas who says something we're talking every two seconds. Sure. And you're right, this is so inoffensively mediocre and there just isn't a whole lot to clip and make fun of. And I didn't even have a bad opinion about it until you guys brought up what assholes

they are with the internships. That's all right. Because it made me realize when you have a big show and these guys seem to have, I don't know their numbers, but we get that a lot as well. Young people teenagers usually privately messaging us saying things like, hey, you know, if you need an editor, I'll do it for free. If you need music, I'll do it for free. If you need somebody to render videos, do this, do that.

I can do that for you guys. No problem. Yada yada. And at that point, if you're a douchebag, you say, yeah, sure. And you use one of your fans to do your work for you for free, or you can be a decent human being and say, do, don't ever do that shit for free for anybody. If you're a douchebag or a brain in your hand, if somebody offers up free fucking labor, you say, yes. and if they suck it, you say fuck you. I just, I can't get over the fact that they're also doing the fact checking. So if something goes wrong,

they can just blame the intern. Yeah, I think, I think some fuck stuff. Having somebody that's not being paid and probably cares the least about doing something right is not the person that should be fat checking. They could care less if it's wrong. I don't want to shit on everybody's points here, but what you do when you write an internship job description

is you put all these crazy things that the intern will never ever do to make them think that they're actually getting a real job in the real world. And then they make coffee, yeah. Get me R.B.s. They go get R.B.s at lunchtime. That's what interns do.

So I don't want you guys to think they're actually fact checking your booking guests. They most certainly are not All right, this is the clip. I've been trying to get to I swear to God I'm gonna get to the club So they said the show say that there's embarrassing things on the internet that they want to be taken down and they ask all their fans to write in They got 500 submissions. They picked the top five and The woman sets this up where she explains what the premise is. The guy nails it and she still has to correct them. So guys, today, what I wanted to do is I have picked

my five favorite stories of people's things that they want taken down from the internet that just will not come down. And I wanna tell you about those five and I wanna start with this story. That's an example of a problem that like a ton of our listeners had, which is user names. Right.

Like old embarrassing ones. Just like user names that you were young and you picked something really awful. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it goes, you mean old embarrassing ones? You just, no, no, no. Like, it was a long time ago and you picked something that's awful.

It's exactly what he just said. Try to roll with the conversation, dummy. Don't just read up the script. The other thing I want to point out from that clip is there's a double lip smack in there. That's so profound. So there's two guys out there. You have PJ and Alex.

They both lip smack almost simultaneously. I have this zoomed in here. Which is user names. It sounds like they're kissing. I think they were making a... Oh my username was smooches. So this lip smack right there, I heard that I thought that such a percussive element to it, that could I use that lifts smack to make an instrumental song even better than it was originally.

You be the judge. I'm holding up a 0.0. I'm just picturing Kai over there going, oh, Carl picked the BC boys, what a fucking boomer he is. Of course, he picked the BC boys. What a fucking boomer. He is of course he picked the BC boys So I'm gonna judge you of course Joker's getting old. Yeah, it's old as me So of course one of the hosts had one of these awful former user names All right, and he my clip 3 is him describing what that was

I just decided I wanted to, and fresh like a new user name, and I was like, what's something that like close enough that people will still know that it's me, but still mean something, and I was like, oh, it's actually trying to make a disease. That was my user name for like four years. Why the fuck would you ever pick that?

Because it's an idiot. These people are fucking idiots. Although no it's me because I'm synonymous with the giant herp dog on my upper lip. So I'll just go with that for four years. Why would you ever pick that? He talked to Mahal, his username was STD. It's an odd choice to say the word. I wouldn't have been my go-to.

I'm AIDS. Yeah.'t have been my go-to. I am AIDS. Yeah. Hey, what's up, AIDS? Mastid. Hi, I'm a good news supporter. All right, so I want to talk about the things that this podcast does that I find so obnoxious, really riveting stuff like watching videos.

Let me show you the video. Here we go. The one. Oh, this is very cheesy. I don't want to have homework to do. I don't want to be Googling while I'm listening to a show to know what the fuck they're talking about. Don't watch videos on a podcast.

Especially when it's like something that sucks. Hey, let's all go watch something that no one wants to watch. And then even worse, they pull up a picture. So what you're going to see is a picture of Josh with his clown nose on. It's huge. Takes up like the whole front of the paper. What you're going to see, I'm going to sing to a podcast. I'm not actively googling, I'm shitting!

You know that soul-crushing moment when you think something is funny and you show your friends and then they have to sit there and pretend like they're enjoying what the hell you're showing them? This is that except worse because they're not, there isn't even a visual to go with it. The fucking clown knows Klaup with the club with the, oh my name used to be SDD. These guys are such fucking babies. My god, who is this podcast for? It feels like it's for children. Yet they tell you that it isn't.

I don't know if you went to their Gimlet page, but they have this collection of their best off episodes that they're really, really proud of. So I decided, you know what? I'll be nice. I'll listen to one of those episodes. I'll listen to one of the episodes they're actually proud of. So I went back and listened to episode 28. This is how it starts. Play Clip 1.

If you want to listen to this podcast with impressionable children, I'm sorry, but you might be out of love. Because within this episode there's explicit language. Yeah, PJ and Alex say foul foul words Like that was too silly. Yeah, I like that song better I just gave him cream With the lip smacks too, but so you're thinking okay Well how foul of the language is this what are they they gonna talk about? This must be some really spicy shit. Right. All right, so apparently there's this guy

who has a very generic Gmail address, you guys, and sometimes he gets emails that weren't meant for him. So what he does is he pranks them by replying with S9 comments. One day, he got a comment, an email from a cookie shop, and he replied to them. So trigger alerts. this isn't for everybody here this is difficult to swallow perhaps content warning this is clip 2 Carl please. Dale's a nice guy but he likes to mess with people he likes to play pranks so Dale answers

these emails here's when he got a while back. I think it started off, hey ladies, to all Calgary area district commissioners and district cookie advisors. And then it started talking about how they had a bunch of stale cookies that they didn't know what to do with and we got to move them off the shelves. And if they're past the expiration date, then we can't use them in the next cookie campaign. And Dale decides that what he should do is send an intentionally stupid email detailing all these ass and iron solutions to their stale cookie problem.

He says the advisor should sharpie over the expiration dates on the packages or he says they could just eat all the stale cookies themselves. Oh my God, these people are boring. Yeah, hardcore material. I'm glad my children were listening to that one. Oh, imagine the ideas they would get.

You could use a sharpie to chase the expiration date. My mind is being blown right now because I just realized, I've listened to, I've heard that before. Oh, you have. I think I tried to give this show a chance. Months and months ago, and gave up on it immediately.

I heard that before. I was like, this is fucking garbage. And it makes sense now because when I went back to clip the show and I looked on my iPhone and had like stuffed checkmark that was played already. Oh, my God. That clip just took off my headpants and blew my mind. Well, I'm not surprised that Shell Shockty, I mean, that's heavy material. Oh, yeah.

Oh, play Andy clip 3, which isn't even worse. Listen to this, guys. Hold on to your scenes. Yeah, I want to know if I heard this. Look at Andy's face just now. He really was like holy shit, what's going on. And it looked like Carl Covey masturbating. No!

Look, you're the VR headset out of you. Pulled it down slowly. You're like, oh shit. Here we go. I said, what's the status on the cookies? Yarr, me so hungry with a picture of Cookie Monster. What the fuck? You gave up on this idea, this is hilarious.

Why wouldn't you listen to more episodes? Oh, God. So you didn't realize this was the same show. Okay, you asked, what is this for children who is listening to this? Well, during their commercial breaks, they play promotions for other podcasts that are on the Gimli Network,

and they have this podcast, I can't believe exists. Hey, Grunups, your favorite twice daily tooth brushing podcast is now an album. Songs to brush your teeth too, features all your favorite hits from Chompers. Brush your teeth to bobs like Cover Your Snees. Brush Your Teeth, the dragon who couldn't breathe fire, and fruit has seeds. You can find Songs to Brush Your Teeth 2 from Chompers on Spotify, Apple Music, or

Or Every Listen to Music. So of course I'm thinking this is a parody. That's not really a podcast. Songs to Brush Your Teeth 2. It is. That's a goof'm thinking, this is a parody. That's not really a podcast. Yeah. Songs to brush your teeth, too. It is. That's a goof. Nope, it is.

I found the fucking playlist. Wow. And here's a song that I'm going to play the entire song. Yeah. But it is pretty amazing. It's like two minutes long, yeah. It is pretty fucking catchy. Yeah.

We'll be singing this later. Okay. Yeah, we'll be singing this later. Okay Wash your hands wash your hands Before you eat and after you pee Wash your hands Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Tell back to your ear, it does end a chance. Before you eat, after you pee, Tell those pathogens, get off my crepe.

Wash your hands. Tell those pathogens, get off my crepe. Wash your hands, wash your hands, and it goes without saying. Watch them after your poop. Watch your hands, watch your hands, before you eat it. After you eat, and poop! Watch your dick. After prison sex. I can't help but notice they skip this step after you poo you wipe your ass It's about brushing your teeth Enough for the lyrics watch your teeth. I can't believe I've been brushing my teeth all this time without listening to that music

I just listen to how it's jokes. Bullshit! I've been doing a vlog. Hey, you know, some people need to gamify their toothbrushing. I'm kidding. So this guy Dan who wrote it and suggested this show gave me 10 reasons why we should listen to it. Two of the 10 were about the fact that these are quote unquote professional radio broadcasters

using the word like a shit ton. Oh yeah. I pull up episode 135, the very beginning of this episode. This guy is setting up the premise of it. He uses the word like a bunch of times. And you know how in the past, I've used that little ding of the bowel. Yes.

To, hey, by the way, he said like again. Yeah. That's getting old. So I have a new way to notify you that the guy just said like, it's David Leroth. Sweet. So you'll hear David Leroth every time this guy says like. So you guys know that I, like I sort of talk about Robocalls a lot. Oh my God.

Yes, you talk about Robo calls a lot. And my, why do you find Robo calls fascinating? I feel like it's one of the things where I've just got to watch a scam develop and change over time. And like there's been so many different versions of them. Like, you feel like you're a Robo call epidemiologist? Yeah, and it's just fun to be like,

what are they up to this week? Okay. And like normally like my curiosity's just fun to be like, what are they up to this week? Okay. And like normally like my curiosity takes me as far as like, pick up the phone, I listen, I get to like hear what's new in the world of like, global collars, and then I hang out. But then like a couple of months ago, this thing happened that made me want to find out like, so much more, because it actually just felt like, for the first time kind of scary, okay? Well, all right, so just like wait first of all like do you guys get Robo calls? You know they have ad blockers that blockass your brother spirits

Why would they have a DLR podcast buddy that you could just pop out and overlays with your podcast player? Yeah, and you put in the words you want to trigger DLR, and he just starts hooting Howard. Every time that comes up. I like it. This show would actually be entertaining to listen to. Yeah, I'm showing Carl now. I took a bunch of screenshots of their iTunes reviews.

Oh yeah. I mean, nothing's better than what you just did, but all of these, like anything that's not a five-star review, is all about the obnoxious laughing or the overuse of the word like. So... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I just realized I forgot a clip about them being gigantic babies remember the monstrous prankster who was going around emailing people about cookies. That was, that's fucking edgy man. That's crazy.

Have I take that out and post? They then decide to call the woman who was answering those emails to see if she was hurt by the prank. That's clip 4. Check this out. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi Cynthia. Yes it's me.. Check this out. Hello?

Hello? Hi Cynthia? Yes it's me. Hi it's PJ, how are you doing? I wanted to find out if Dale's prank had hurt anybody. So I tracked down Cynthia. She was in Calgary. Cynthia has multiple sclerosis, so it can be hard for her to talk. Her friend Sheila volunteered to help out, and I read them the emails.

God fucking damn it. I wanted to find out if his stupid emails hurt anybody guess what they did it. Yeah, that's how you heard people. That's okay. Y'all are the cookie monster. First of all, who gives a shit? Yeah, if she has multiple sclerosis. What does that have to do with answering emails? Does that somehow diminish your reading ability?

Can she not see the cookie monster photo? Why would email her too? How would you not know? reading ability? Can she not see the cookie monster photo? Why would you not know it was a fucking joke? Jesus. Jesus Christ. And then they go on about this. They take these little anecdotes and they find other anecdotes from the details or whatever and apparently they found this old woman who used to be in a concentration camp uh, PLEIC Clip 5. Wait, what did she used to be in?

A concentration camp, so apparently the British... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh She's also one of the happiest people I've ever met. I don't know if anybody I've interviewed has ever fully broken into song unprompted? Mary did. Seven times. She's like a real life Mary Poppins or Maria Vontrap. First of all, she's an annoying cunt. If you're not, starts singing. She's so chilly awkward. She's just singing while you're talking to her.

I'm like, uh, sorry, excuse me. So the whole bit about them is Andy will remember this since he listened. It's about how they used to be enslaved in these Japanese concentration camps, some British women and children, and they would sing to, you know, I don't know, I guess to forget about their pains or whatever. And he concerted Mary Poppins, so check out a clip six. about their pains or whatever, and he calls her Mary Poppins, so check out a clip 6. The Gronops prayed grimly for a fast death, and then they woke up in the morning and they sang Psalms with the kids. Just like Mary Poppins, you guys.

Yeah, it says he's like a spoon full of sugar up, stuff, and I'm going down. What the fuck, I don't remember that part of my mouth. I remember that scene where the kids get gasped and then incinerated. I have a clip of that too. Play clip seven. That's my last clip for this fucking episode. During World War II, when Japan occupied China, they built concentration camps that were filled with American and British

and other European civilians. Japanese put that prisoner's of world to work. And the camp had almost no infrastructure. The prisoners had to build their little world from nothing. They're on kitchen, they're on laboratories, they're on hospitals. And British home requires nothing less.

Tradition discipline and rules, but they don't rule. Without them, disorder, catastrophe, and okay, in short, you have a ghastly mess. Now I'm seeing so many of these. It's insane. Now I'm undersea- I want to hear the Revenge of the Nerd song

when they're fixing up the fran house. Yes. You've got to put one foot in front of the- Oh, the pudding on the one Down, down, down. No! Guys, I also want to talk about how this show takes extreme left hand turns and gets very depressing. Oh, I didn't clip anything from the second half in my episode. I did right after this.

I want to talk about the second half of the show. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay out this Australian guy. Where was the lip smacking? Whose son died when he was 15 years old. I thought brain aneurysm. And this is the setup to this really fun story. Dan sent us a message three weeks after his son,

Kolia had died of a brain aneurysm. Yeah. That place you were talking about. I'm calling from it now. My son was downstairs playing Fortnite probably and he came upstairs and I was a sat-day morning and he said I'm feeling a bit dizzy and we looked into his eyes and his eyes were going all over the place. He said he started to feel numbing and he was losing his balance and he said on the couch and I held him what my wife called the ambulance.

I love that story. Why do I have to be on this? Why are you doing this to me? This is gonna be the same fucking thing all over again. You fucking asshole. This is gonna be the next episode 88. I'm always on these episodes where Carl gets fucking doxed. Yep.

Thank you. Alright. I just want to point out that there's no reason for the podcast to do this. No. This guy loses his son at the age of 15 from a brain aneurysm, just out of nowhere. And then they interview him for 15 minutes about how all this guy does is Google his dead son's name to learn about him, which I'm sure is extremely healthy.

What Dan does, he starts by just googling his son's name and like all the different iterations of his son's name. And different accounts start popping up. Oh, he's got an Instagram account. Of course, I don't know the password to that, but I might know the password to something else. Hey, Dad, know the password to something else. Hey, Dad, you might want to move on. This is not good. This is not a healthy thing to do. Google, you're not going to do stock as Fortnite friends. Ask them if you're a good player.

I'm pretty sure you did. Make it the point though. They did that on the episode that I listened to as well with the cookie guy where they went, oh, likes pranking people and one of the girl scouts he pricked with the cookies turns out She grew up in a concentration camp where she was raped every day and she had to eat eggshells for calcium Okay She she would trade anything just have a username STD and have to deal with that That would be amazing compared to what she had a fucking deal with in her life. Oh, I'm just realizing that between that and this and now like all my the rest of my clips for this show are all lean into like shinlers list and then play my clip. Yeah, I mean times, times are

tough all over and people who are having employment problems like budget problems and automation are limiting jobs. And then my clip for was this woman's problem with finding a job. Would like always wonder like why didn't I get that call back? Is that because they Googled me and they found my screen name is hornyju66 and like what kind of employee is that? I actually have this as an ISO. Forney Jew 666.

I don't know what it's called, it's an ISO, it just is. It's just gonna live on my board. But between the concentration camps and that, and that, the other story on here was about some Mormon lady that was trying to bang her husband every day for a month and she talked about my clip six is her sexual experience before she got married. The only penis I'd ever seen before I got married was like in Shindler's list. I mean like you and that's not great. I haven't seen Shindler's list so I don't know the

team. I'm like in a concentration camp. I mean incision lyrs that I don't know the team is the member of the league. Like in a concentration camp. I mean it's like a really horrible introduction to the male anatomy. And it's devastating. It was devastating. So this woman's such a fucking idiot. She goes, oh I have incision lyrs less. Is that a big cat? Like what we talking about?

Yeah. We're not talking about showtime. This is sick. I've got a starvade. She's like a spinning. How many times did she flick her bean? Yeah, she's like, her VHS copy is burned out at one hour and 17 minutes.

Let's talk about the first. Don't ask me how I know that time is coming. Let's talk about this one real quick. She wrote a blog post about why did they have such of their husband every single day and treating him nice and being a good wife and a spartan tonic controversy? She talks about that here. And people are mad on all sides.

There are women who are like, are you trying to just throw away everything we've worked for? And then their massage and it's actually who are also really pissed and who start sending her death threats. Oh. And the ones that like issued death threats were mad about me. They felt I had centered female sexuality too much. They said I didn't know my place and that I was leading women astray

and I was going to go straight to hell and that they were going to find me and kill me and that my husband would be grateful because he'd be able to get a wife that knew her place. Wow. This is the problem with people who finally realize that they can put something in the internet that people will see and react to. Yeah. They take it way too seriously.

I was getting death threats from your blog. Yeah, you were getting death threats. Yeah. Hey, guess what, dummy, those are called trolls. Right. They're fucking right now. They're not gonna find a wall. no one's gonna try to kill you One of my pets peeps to every single time somebody calls one of these people a contest something that immediately resorts to

Getting death threats now no I get death threats for breakfast just get over Just ignore it. I love death threats. It means they're not serious. The people who try to get me fired are actually trying to Fuck my life. The death threats people. I'm like, that's fine. We can talk about killing me all day. I'm cool with that. I'll go back and forth. So this woman, I'm trying to get me to fuck my chocolate. I'm husband. Yeah. She She now hates what she's put out in the world. Yeah, and she explains she wishes she can take it all back. I mean, I just hate that there are 18-year-old Mormon girls coming across this article and that they see point two, you know, where I say, smile at your husband when he comes in the door from work. Like, fuck that. All right, I'm gonna get even more...

Jesus. I'm gonna get even more- Jesus. I'm gonna get even more controversial, guys, ready? I think you should smile at everybody all the time and just be a pleasant person and be friendly. This woman's apologizing for saying I want to blind this age and smile at your husband when he gets home. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with that?

Yeah. Well, how is that controversial? Well, monster. Yeah, you don't know what a monster is. What a monster. You don't know what a man in her husband Holy fuck imagine marrying these women and they think that's smiley. I'm totally shit You know what it's it's it's it's slap him. Yeah kick him in the balls. Right. He's obviously an asshole. He's a man He deserves to be kicked in the balls. Why are you smiling at them?

Well, it's to be careful what you wish for a scenario I mean, I don't know what this woman looks like, but if she's trying to fuck her husband every day, maybe it's good, maybe it's bad. I mean, she looks like it could be a worry. I could be a bad thing. But I hope I pulled my clip seven is, hopefully it'll be an ISO for you to use for every episode from here on out.

I think I did not understand. I know I did not understand the internet. I think I can actually agree with that as I was trying to get discord figured out this morning. Jesus Christ. I think I did not understand. I know I did not understand the internet. Alright, we'll keep that on the board Andy.

I want to talk about the guy whose son died. He's going through all of his- God, we're going back. That's what we're trying to get away from the up. We're coming back to it because he's snooping through all, I won't even play this clip, but he talks about how he goes, oh, I was gonna go on my son's snapchat. And then I had second thoughts,

like, why are we even talking to this guy? This guy's a load of dick. To look at his son's snapchat. Oh, she could. What's that? He was only like 15. Yeah, he's 15. 15.

Oh geez, if he goes on that Snapchat, all he's gonna get is underage Nudes. I don't do it. Dad just get over it. You don't want the FBI speaking on you. I think you know what? I think he did say like he said,

I decided not to talk a Snapchat. I don't even know what we're talking to this guy. He says, we're not gonna look a Snapchat. But then he goes on his son's laptop and finds a song that they could record in oh yeah It midsts his son would be it midsts his son would be so pissed off if he found out his day with snooping as computer and found it and Then the dead proceeds to put it out of podcast the thousands of thousands of people were here Part of your brain think like, I'm on his computer right now.

What would Koli think about me doing this? I think that if he was alive, he'd be pissed off, like crazy, and I wouldn't do it. And I wouldn't do it if he was alive. Like he obviously didn't want to show me his song, fuck love for whatever reason, and it's quite personal. Yeah.

But I found that on his computer. I found Filed Away in a series of, you know, this little very short thing. Fuck No. LAUGHTER OK. LAUGHTER Fuck No.

Wush. You're dead. This is legacy. Yeah, it's this poor kid dies of a brain in your ass. I mean it's dead. The next day is on a fucking national podcast International podcast, but listen to this shitty song you recorded. This kid's a hack. Listen to this shit. wash your taint. I told you that in your head. Didn't I tell you when you sing it that later? Fucking awesome. Like, yeah, my kid died. So I pulled down his corpse's pants and put a dildo up his ass.

I am pictures of his penis on the dining room. Yeah. He desecrated your son's memory. I invited all of the cheerleaders to laugh at him. I found out his diary to crush on Samantha so I invited Samantha over and pointed at his small penis and we like open casket with no pants on. This is the worst stand-out for this guy's a dick. I'm saying it and I know you're getting upset

about this. I can tell you're getting upset. All right, let's have a little bit more fun. Let's talk about another podcast. It's also on the Gimlet Network that we cannot wait to listen to. This is going to be exciting. I am just going to march into an enchanted forest and do battle with an unknown evil that's been terrorizing my kingdom for years. What could possibly go wrong?

From Gimlett, a podcast about two princes and a prophecy. How do we find two tiny princes in a great big bloody forest? That depends. How quickly can you raise an army? The two princes, all episodes out now. Fucking thing sucked! Who was listening to a podcast like that? The worst part was they played it back to back.

They played it once and you're like, oh, that sounds like shit. And then they played the same ad right after it. And you're like, yup, I definitely don't want to listen to that. You know what the interns do? Program the advertising. That's what the interns do? Program the advertising. That's what the interns are actually doing. God.

I thought the worst thing that happened to me that day when I listened to this was seeing a cop with a full sleeve tribal tattoo. Yeah, but this is awesome. This was worse. You had a full sleeve tribal tattoo, Colonel. I didn't even know what a full sleeve tribal tattoo is. A cop.

I thought tribal tattoos were just like that one ring you put around your shitty bicep. No, it's the big like thorny, it looks like black thorns all over your arm. It should be the thing that excludes you from being a cop. I would agree with that. It's like Olympian Oscar Pistorius. Yeah. If you don't have legs, you shouldn't be able to put swords on your thumps and then stab your girlfriend in death with them. That's does not help.

I think you shatter through a fat or dork. Hey murdered his wife. Whatever. And a cop with a tribal tattoo sleeve should not be able to be a cop. You should just have a giant itchy trigger finger for an arm. That would be funny. a giant itchie trigger finger for an arm. That would be funny. And the episode I listened to, the one before the latest one,

the first thing they talk about is whether or not people washed their legs with soap. So we were talking earlier about what's the topic of this show, what is the fuck, what are they talking about, nothing. Yeah. There would have nothing to talk about. Yeah. If that's what, if that's the subject then you're running out of shit to talk about.

And listen to how much laughter there is about washing your legs with soap. Uh, usually it's like 80% people say they do 20% say they don't. This is what I've noticed. Who's the weirdo now, Alex Bloomberg? You are definitely the weirdo now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, so that's just another example of the fact that they're fake laughing over nonsense. Let's get into this credit section real quick. Listen to how many people it takes to produce this garbage podcast. And also I want to point out, they had that really heavy story with the dad who's son

died and now he Googles them every day. And it's really a downer and it's a good 12 minutes of this shit, and they have this heavy, heavy music that takes you out of that into the credits. So this is the heavy music, as everyone's like, oh, I feel a downed, and then we get into the credits. Yeah.

Yeah. Reply All is hosted by PJ Vote and Alex Goldman. The shows produced by Srufee Pinomanini, Mi, Damiano Marquetti, Anna Foley, Jessica Young, and Emanuel Jochi. Our editor is Tim Howard. We're mixed by Rick Kwan and fact checking this week by Michelle Harris. Our theme song is by the mysterious Rick Master Syllinder. Our interns are Christina Ayale De Josa and Emily Ross tech. I feel like I'm getting the flu listening to that.

I'm just like, oh, oh. You're going to get a nose. There is no way all of them do anything. There's even something. I mean, that many people, it's an overly produced show, but even then, it couldn't possibly take more than three, maybe four people. It's like 16 people, she just listed.

Right. That's like one person to fetch Arbise for each other person. You and that fucking Arbise today! I just assumed that's what interns do. I'm so hungry I could eat Arbise. It's all just having treasure chests full of gold, ready to give away to podcasts. I mean, I didn't even know about this network

until you mentioned it. But then you listen to those ads, these are high budget podcasts that to whatever that show is called with the knights going into the forest to fight a wizard or whatever the fuck. So maybe that talks at the end, that's Shory Agdashlu. That's a big actress. She's been in the Punisher, she's been in House. Be Shory whoever!

Paying good money. Okay, not that big, but you get the idea of like these people are being on TV. This isn't just some dipshit on SoundCloud. It's not just Carl from WATP. It's a real first, and it does just like the Carl. I get it, I get it. I'll give you Kaya. When I saw that this sold to Spotify for $200 million, what's happening right now,

and the official podcast you guys need to start a network, because what's happening right now is all of these companies are trying to get into this podcast game, and Westwood Wands actually doing a great job of it. We'll talk about Westwood Wands at the end. About Purge and their dead weight. Yes. We'll talk about that a little bit.

But Spotify is all over this shit. Stitcher obviously has been doing this for years. Everyone's trying to build up this network of podcasts and they're overpaying for them. Oh my God. Bio-ots. Holy shit. Because I don't know anything. Show

I'm gimla. It's it was a New York city. If I can network. If I get hit by the vanished curse now too when responses drop us. Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to even say the name with that podcast on this show. Yeah. Shit. Your sponsors will vanish. I don't have anything else I want to play from this show. Anything you guys want to hit? Not really. I mean, I had a one about that comedian. I was just like, is this Doracles? Clip five.

That year, the branding of the comedy festival was they had people wearing clown noses. So they said, oh, wouldn't it be funny for the picture in the newspaper if you wear a clown nose? I mean, I don't necessarily agree that stand-up comedy should be compared to being a clown, but I was like, okay, sure. So I put on the clown nose and feeling a little awkward,

I didn't know what to do with my hands. So I just had kind of like this shrugging. I'm not sure. That's like the hackiest thing you could do as a comedian, right? He's got the picture. All right, I actually pulled this picture. This story was boring, but this is fucking hilarious.

This guy was a clown, no, this guy's hands like, huh? And Redux to his says, man receives 90 days for child board. And that was the front page of the newspaper that day. That's actually really funny. I just thought that was funny. So it's like, oh, you're a comedian. Put on this clown nose and shrug. Yeah. Oh, you're an astrophysicist. Here, hold this anal thermometer. And

again, it's just like, what the fuck does this have to do with anything? I don't know, AMD. All right, that's all I got. I don't know. What was in the gas is doing a very bad job other internship this year These people have nothing to talk about Kai anything else you want to do to wrap up the reply all segment of our show this week No, honestly, I can't think of anything. This is just so mundane. I'm glad I don't have to listen to this ever again Yeah, it's just very boring It was a hard show to clip. I didn't have to listen to this ever again. Yeah, it's just very boring. It was a hard show to clip. I didn't have that many clips. It wasn't like last week when we had a wage of other clips.

Right. Yeah. I don't know. It's not bad in a fun way. It's just like boring in a bad way. Well, guys, we have a lot to get to because. Oh, man. God, I know.

This has been building up this whole OP and Westwood one drama. So right to the break, I want to get into what's going on with OP Radio. Perfect actually, I can take a piss. That's right WOTP, the only show that puts in awkward music beds in real time. I think that's probably true, okay? Did we lose you just now? Did you really go to pee? He did. I know, I know, I know we would do that.

Alright. Oh shit, that was quick. This is the segment of the show that everybody's been waiting for. OPIRADIO PUT THE MAN! PUT THE B- I know we have a lot to talk about. It know I know we have a lot to talk about it seems like you guys have I got yeah, if we're gonna play all the intros because I I listened to his last episode too and his intro sucks so much

My clip I don't even know what I named this like wowie-wowie or, play that real quick? This is interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Opie, could you please play that riff ten more times? I don't think I got the full picture. It's like if a 16 year old got commissioned to make a fire alarm. That sounds terrible. You're a millionaire. Commission of song.

That's cool. Now I have to jump ahead. I wasn't going to do this, but real quick, Opie's talking about how he's no longer going to be working with Joey Selvia. Right. Because Joey Selvia works for Westwood one, Opie and Westwood wanted part of ways. We're going to get into all that. But first, because Kaye played that,

OP recounts the reason why him and Joey became best of buds. How Joey pulled off the perfect theme song for his podcast. Joey should be working in movies. This guy is so fucking talented. And we became instant friends. One day Tim Sabian, I was talking to him and I said, Tim, I wanna kinda have some kind of rage against the machine, doing street fighting man, like we had for the Opian Anthony show.

And I wanted, as part of the Opian Radio podcast, because I kinda wanted as an homage to the past and to also bridge into the present. And I said man, I did a few sessions with Ashaamun and I'm really into tribal drums right now. So I'm kind of looking for some kind of tribal drum beat with that song. Tim goes, I got this guy Joey Salvia

and whenever anyone says, I got a guy, you're like, oh oh god everyone has a guy There long story short Joey put together that song and it was freaking amazing. It's not amazing He says I saw a shaman twice so I really need tribal drops. What the fuck's he talking about You this is not well put together. Just like the cop with the tribal tattoo. Yes, it's all coming together though.

I'm sad I didn't clip that part. I thought you were talking about the part where he goes. Yeah, I got on the phone with this guy and we immediately became good friends. We were such good friends after one phone calling. I can just imagine the poor person having to deal with Opie calling him in the middle of the night thinking that they're

actually friends. Yeah, I want to point. I'll be what a douche. I want to point this out. That's right. He's describing the song that's on the clip, right? Right. I want to point this out.

So Joey Selvia and Opie have never met in person. They've Joey wants it that way. They've never met in person. They've never met in person. Joey wants it that way. They've never met in person. This is how OP you know that he's a weird guy. He doesn't form real fronches with people. He goes out and he's like, Joey, I'm gonna miss him so much. And he wrote something about being friends for life on Twitter.

And Joey wrote back on Twitter publicly and said, even though we've never met in person, I've also enjoyed my time working with you, I'll be. It's you stay over there, I'll stay over here. It's he was kind of putting it out there like, I'm not friends with this fucking guy, let's anybody think otherwise. That's like me, say, hold.

Constantly himself. Yes, okay. Guys, I just want to tell you like that Kaya is one of my closest friends. Yeah. Even though we just, I've talked today for miles and miles away, I could feel that we're gonna be lifelong best friends now.

Yes, that's what WTPS, it's your best friend. That's our new tagline, WTP, where your best friend. What about the other theme song? Where it sounds like he's high-planes drifter. My clip eight. All right. All right? All right This is Joey Salvia playing all the guitar parts

You familiar with that song? No, it's but used to be open Anthony's intro music. Oh, is that song? No. It's, but used to be Opie and Anthony's intro music. Oh, is that right? But they recreated it as guitar music. Oh. Okay. But now Opie, even the logo for the show now looks like it's fading into obscurity. Like it's hoes. Yeah.

And then he's got this, this music bed of, you know, he's all alone in the world. He's a strange man in a strange land. And it's going to be a whole new podcast now that he's not with Westwood one. And then as soon as this, he sets the stage for this, my clip nine is the way they start that episode. There we go. Get it out. Get it all out for more. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. You have every chance to reinvent your show. Nope. Same old unprofessional bullshit. Same old stupid co-host Andy. I mean uh

I see what you did It's a good point. Keep doing the thing that got you fired. Yeah, I would work I want to work up to this Westwood one announcement that episode the one before the him and Carl Rewies What you just played a clip from they talking in the beginning of it? This is before he's announced that he's not a complete throw-away episode The one before that him and Carl were we as you just played a clip from they talking in the beginning of it. This is before he's announced that he's not. It's a complete throwaway episode. It's a throwaway episode in every single sense of it. It's just Carl and OP hanging out in La Cubana.

Nobody else is there. It's like a painter in the background. Yeah. They're not opening it. They're not opening it. Yeah, they're not opening it. So it starts off with Carl. He's talking about how he had a meltdown on Twitter,

and Opie explained that he's not gonna go on social media as much, I've seen zero evidence of that. I'm kind of staying off the social more and more lately. Yeah, I had a more and more Twitter. I saw you meltdown on Twitter. I fucking had it, I had it. What was your line? Cause you take a, your skin is a lot thicker than mine

Oh, you know what it was It wasn't the trolls. It was just I had some issue with the comedian and that was a fucking I don't know anything about this but Carl said I had an issue on Twitter. It was actually with a comedian And I thought wait a second could this be Chrissy mayor because Chrissy mayor was booked to be on Opie show Yeah, and then they bailed on her and she was telling that story about how she met up with Carl and Opie never showed up And then Carl ended up blocking her on Twitter a couple days later because her and the fans are messaging what the fuck Really and then there's a chant, chit, there's further evidence.

No. There's further evidence that this was Chrissy Mayer that Carl's talking about when he says this. It wasn't the trolls. It was just, I had some issue with the comedian and that was a fucking, and there's nothing worse than I hate, you know, unfunny professionals. Sounds like it was, Chrissy. Sounds like he is talking about it.

I don't know. I get it about that. Not really sure. Carl is talking to OP about his soft opening for his restaurant. That's when you have all these people come in and eat for free. Right. And OP was not invited to the soft opening,

which makes a lot of sense Well, you simply told me you said yeah That's not the night to hang out. I told you I said this you want to leave me my friend. Don't come Yeah, yeah, because online people like why aren't you at the soft opening? I've had actually told you not to come because Because I went fishing to be honest with you. Okay, I need to break this down everybody. Karu, he's had a very busy night in his restaurant with the soft opening that over 100 people come into eat.

He was trying to get all of his staff working in Unison, trying to figure out how they're gonna make these dishes, get the food out, who's gonna work out, who's not gonna work out. If Opi had been there, he would have had his fucking Zoom Required. Or he had Carl's fucking face. What 100%? With, you know, 30 tickets up in front of him trying to get this food out. And Carl knows that Opi can't just hang out and be a regular guy, he has to be podcasted.

Right. So he tells Opi, don't show up. You heard, I didn't clip it. Where he's like, I should have bought my fish to the restaurant. You have to imagine that. I was hoping to catch a bass. I can't plot it.

You imagine if this jerk off shows up to your soft opening with a fishy Jess caught, he's like, can you cook this and serve it to your customers? Right, it's no. We've been working on this menu for fucking four months, Opie. Imagine, so you see a new restaurant just opened. You go in, you want to eat there and then you see this greasy hairy old fuck with his man, 20 man boobs, back in the kitchen, standing close to the chefs and the food with a zoom recorder near the stove. I don't want to eat there.

Yeah, to the chefs and the food with the Zoom recorder near the stove. I don't want to eat there. Yeah. There would be an F. I don't know. It's got a recognizon either. It's not like he has name recognition. It's like like, holy shit, that's Brad Pitt. And the restaurant. No, it's OP. It just looks like a hobo. Yeah, definitely.

So, I'm going to put this out there. Now that Carl has a job and he's very busy. Yeah. I am starting the countdown to the day that Carl Ruiz is a co-host on WATP. Oh, he says, he's gonna have the- He's laying the groundwork for that. He's laying the groundwork for the fact

that he does not have time for OP anymore. And now that they're not making any money, that I'm a Westwood one, I think it's just a matter of time until we have Carl on the discord telling us everything Start the countdown boys Climbing in from his car Little league baseball game. Oh God. I will say in that episode there was the one thing that I Did think about after it was over that made me laugh Beside the fact that he has to rehash the fucking fish eyebrow joke again. Oh, we did

Fish Eyebrow joke again. Oh, he did. Yes, oh my god, he totally tells it all over again. Not even his joke. Right, but then he gets into the reaction of a fish when it's out of the water. And he just starts freaking out and turns into like a cartoon version of himself, you know, like the quip and kind of like clips that we love.

So this is Opie being a fish out of water and that's my clip a I mean it's just crazy I just is impression you swear it was the real person you could swear it's a really a fish. Jesus Christ I just wanted you want a guy at your opening. You know right? Can I entertain everybody? Oh, they got the special needs guy in. I like this place. Look up back. Speaking of special needs, Opie is talking to Carl and there's a guy in the background painting and Opie assumes he's just like a shitty Mexican laborer. Yeah, so even when he learns better He still doesn't capri-hand what's he's being told?

Aye aye aye aye. Oh, that's the painter. Oh, he's like He's he's Australian and he sounds like a gay ripthorn. Oh, is that what that was? So he he's talking to his dog What do you mean he's talking about how housekeeper in the dog scruffy? Wait, he's face-timing and so working. Yes. How do you say give back to work in Spanish? He's from Australia. He's How fucking racist is Opie? He sees the guy painting right and he assumes he speaks Spanish even though he's just said that guys Australia. Yeah

fucking idiot and he assumes he speaks Spanish. Even though Karu always just said that guy's Australian. Australian, yeah. Fucking Indian. And you're looking right at him. An Australian person looked like a Mexican. No. But he's painting. He must be a Mexican. Why else are they be painting a wall right now? I love this.

Opie's talking about the stories that Jackie was telling. So right before this episode, there was a three-part Jackie Martling interview, OP radio podcast with nothing but Jackie's stories. And he's asked Carl Rui something and then wants to know if Carl wants him to rehash everything that we just heard. But I'm thinking like, wow,

if Howard did the right thing, he would be in a nicer house. Howard never did the right thing he would be in a nicer house Howard never did the right thing for Jackie never knew we got into it a little bit it was nice did you really yeah it was interesting because what do you want to know about this all this one to the fucking pockets all right thank god Carl has some sense he's gonna you're gonna explain the episode you just put out again, to Carl? Three fucking episodes worth.

Yeah, oh yeah, let me tell you what, it just happened in the last three hours of my podcast. Yeah, I'll just listen to it. Oh, yeah, I guess you could just do that. Yeah. That would probably make more sense as I already put that out. Yeah, my clip 10 is kind of on the heels of that

where he kind of relates to Jackie a little bit. I felt bad for Jackie because I could relate in a lot of ways. Because if you listen to the radio back then, Jackie was a punching bag for the Howard Stern show. So all the fans just thought he was just some jerk off that drank a lot and the and he was a punching bag for Howard and the rest of the crew But the fact is he was the genius behind the comedy I agree he's a jerk off the drank a lot But is he tried to say that he's the genius behind ONA? You know, do you think that's what he's looking to?

I don't know what is he's he's to. I like the Jackie of the ONA, everyone thinks I suck, but I was actually amazing. If he's the genius. I don't know where that leaves us. I do think it's interesting how people were romanticized with Jackie on the Howard Stern show. Here's what I know about that,

and I know we're getting off topic. Jackie was on Howard Stern for a couple of decades. Yeah. He then left the show because he wanted more money. Right. They brought an Arty Lang and it became 20 times better than an Everett band before Arty Lang was out the show. Well, he's such a genius.

Yes. Who could be as funny as Jackie? I don't know. This drunk heroin addict. He's pretty fucking funny. The only thing Jackie was was a punching bag for the Jackie puppet when the rewast was on that was the best thing that Jackie did Jackie there for that right i love when olpitox politics because he just brings up so many great

points the only chance the democrats have is you got to run a moderate yeah you got to run a moderate you can't all these these extreme left, lefty ideas, forget it. Oh, I can imagine. Are you the Australian guy? I have the Australian guy. He really digs in to the politics. You know, it gets really into the weeds out. You got to run a moderate.

So then they start talking to the Australian guy for five or six minutes. And instead of just moving on, Opi goes, oh, we got to get back to that righteous political talk we had going. Hey, OCD polar bear, stop picking on the wall. You're picking a concrete off the wall. You've been doing it for an hour. It's fresh concrete too. Yeah. It feels very, I don't know, satisfying. Oh, God. All right. All right. Oh, so anyway, the Democrats, and then you think Trump's gonna get it in 2020.

So anyway the Democrats fucking OP. Not just that but the middle of that clip where he's I guess picking concrete off the walls again why would you not want him at your opening your stuff and cables just when you're establishments. Fucking idiot. It's Karakal like sits down at one of the booths and it says Greg was here scratch dead with a fucking steak knife what is this a fresh guy?

I can't hear right now we grab a stick good god what's his handprincent there? his handprincent walker fame fucking douche I heard this one part on uh well just just play by Clip 12 and we'll explain it. Black bear. That's a big one. That's a huge black bear.

Oh, he's big. That's my brother's backyard. Oh shit. Isn't that cool? Bears are pretty cool. They don't fuck with you really. That's why I try to tell my wife she didn't believe me. Black bears, you know, they'll leave you alone for the most part. Yeah. I mean I wouldn't go up to it, but it's no I wouldn't do that but

It's like a big dog. You know what I mean? It's the brown bears the brown bears. The reason he's the quality at play So I know a little bit about the Upstate New York wilderness and I did a little light googling when I heard this. I put what bear has the most human attacks. Instantly comes up picture of a black bear. It says black bear, picture of a black bear. Black bear flies on my stomachs.

Yeah, I don't know how fat, whatever. It's not a big deal. I heard that I was just like, nope, wrong again. I just't be selfie with it real quick I'm not Instagram and I move on not a big deal I love the end of this episode so it's opian Carl and it couldn't be more mundane nothing Hey, did you listen to this episode Kaya? Do you listen to any opi this week? No, I I Listen to the last one. Okay, good. We're gonna get into that in a minute.

I just want to wrap up. Okay. Opie and Carl, Carl Ruiz is so done with this show now. There's no paycheck coming from it. There's no reason for him to be on it. And he tries to get this show over with multiple times, starting with us.

How do I read more? I don't want to. Why? The board. That was it! That's all he got on the incident. I think that don't want to. Why? I'm bored. That was it! That's all they got on the incident. I think that's kind of cool. No?

Not bad, open. That's pretty good. You look tired, bro. I'm tired. I'm ready to go home. Oh! Thanks. Thanks.

Well, Potter, Potter-Root. Potter-Root, yes. So, Carol is like, I'm bored. I'm tired. Oh, because, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Potter-Roo. Potter-Roo, yes. So, Carol is like, I'm bored, I'm tired. Oh, because yeah, yeah, yeah, no. And then he starts talking about something else for a while. And then it comes back where Carol is pleading to stop the podcast. It's stupid, it's not stupid.

I'm not doing it. All right, I'm going home. But I want to talk about shit that car. No, we're done. What do you mean we're done? I want to go home. I want to go home. All right, we did it shit that car leads. What a terrible name dude. It's great What kind of font would you use?

Brown you want to do it? Brat like just no font You don't know fonts Let's look up some fonts come on, I said we mean that's it. He's so fucking dog. Who's open? I'm telling you guys It's the final countdown. I'm playing Europe for Kyra now You're probably a big deal over in Germany I think you must do I think you must to clip the shit for the beginning of the next episode right where he starts Oh yeah, it's good. I'm gonna get into that all right, but first I keep I keep kicking the can first I want to talk about caro we says The restaurant is opening next week. I'll know on day one whether we'll succeed or not. Yeah. I am going to know day one of the restaurant whether we're working on it. I've

opened 30 restaurants. He says. Yeah. Okay. So that's the conversation they have. And then it leads into this. How many restaurants have you opened? 30. Is this really your 30th? I saw you uh 30. I saw you say that on on Twitter, I guess. 3.0. Someone's like, you want 30 restaurants? So much Jesus Christ people. How many were successful? Almost all of them. I like that you were honest there. Most people would hide and go all of them. No, almost all of them. I lost So first off, what led to this conversation was the fact that Carol said, I'll know whether it will succeed or not in the first day. That means that some have not succeeded. But in Opie's mind, he's never been honest about himself to anyone.

Anything that he does was amazing was the best everybody loved it. So when he goes to all of your restaurant succeeded, he goes, not a few of them didn't. I can't believe that you just said that. Yeah. I can't believe you were honest about that. And then Opie goes on to explain. He's not a big fan of that word, Otis. I don't like the you just said that. I can't believe you're honest about that. And then Opie goes on to explain. He's not a big fan of that word, Otis.

I don't like the word, honest. You don't like it? No shit, you're like... That's what Opie does, it's lie all the time. And it's so obvious, when somebody acts away that you wouldn't, you're like, oh my God, I can't believe that you would actually be open about your failures. Like why?

Why wouldn't you not believe that? Yeah. Is it because you're not open about your failures? That's what I was thinking. Well that's what I thought. That's how I caught him with the black bear thing. Right. Because I started fact checking everything he was saying

while he was saying it. When he started talking about like John Wilkes Booth and the Lincoln Theater and all that shit, I was like, is this even fucking true? I gotta believe any of it. Oh, fat chicken. We have a rule on this show, are you right?

I'm not joking the rule. So the next episode starts, it's the one everyone's been waiting for. He tweeted, I'm gonna announce everything about Westwood One this Thursday. I can't wait. I actually listened to this show before I had to for work. I'm excited about it.

He starts up the episode and you could tell that now that he doesn't have Westwood one on his back he could just be OP it starts with an amazing joke man nothing better than listening to the sounds of the ocean by the way I hear that OJ Simpson is on Twitter. If you find him following you, run! Such a spaz. No shit.

I just really want to hear some 50-year-old assholes screaming in my ear. All right, God. Dude, so I, Carl, I have two clips too. We don't have to play them because I'm 100% sure that you and I clip the same portions. Okay. And I'm gonna point out the same things. Okay. But if not, let me start with this one.

And then let's see if there was anything that you had that I didn't pick up. This is the explanation of the reason why he's no longer with Westwood One. It's been a lot of speculation and rumors on the old internet. And I'm here to tell you that yes, it's true that I'm no longer with Westwood One.

We decided to go our own ways. That's right, we have decided to go our own ways. That's right, we have decided to go our own ways. It was a partnership that started a year ago, and it's now over, for now, for now. I did not get fired, and I did not quit. It's just time to move on. I've taken the OPE radio podcast as far as I can with Westwood one so

Okay, I didn't get fired. I didn't quit. I just had a contract that ran out and didn't get renewed. Yes Let's break this down You ever talked to a guy who recently broke up with their girlfriend? Yeah Yeah, and you go she dumped you. No, she didn't. Oh, you broke up with her. No, no, no, no. We just we both decided it was the right thing for both like we're both moving out. We have better things to do in our lives. I call bullshit on that. This guy is a big fire. I didn't quit. Yeah. There's no in between douchebag. There's no limbo in the job market. Right, fire bitch.

Do you think they both got to give you anymore? They were comparing notes to like, well my notes I have here that I shouldn't work here anymore. That's what we have in our notes too. Okay, good, good. That I think that we're both in the same page. I see here that we're paying you a lot of money and this show WATP that doesn't get paid anything. It's doing way better than you. So what the fuck are we paying you for? Right. All right, I happen to have a little bit of an inside scoop on this. I know

someone who knows someone. And I got to know that explained what happened here. When OP signed the original contract with Westwood one, he took a little bit less money than he wanted to, because it was one of these, you have to prove yourself type of agreements. Less than millions from serious. Right, it was less than millions from serious. So Westwood one signed him on, and it was very much a,

you have to show performance, and then we'll pay you this amount of money, kind of thing. So hope he goes on, does a year of the show. It's well documented. It's not good. People don't like it. It's not entertaining. Where can I find these documents? It's really poorly executed. No one's having a good time. He goes back to us. It's like scoop of opinions. This is what I'm talking about. This is you can look this up. This is the cover of the mainstream media. I'll declassify it. I'll declassify it at your time

So this is all well done Opie goes back to Westwood one and says great. We did the first year. Here's how much money I want They left him out of the fucking office. Are you fucking insane you asshole? We make no money from quip toothbrushes. Or purple mattresses. Get the fuck out of the studio. Oh my god. So apparently that's why Opie is no longer with Westwood.

But I love that he says, and Anthony broke this down while too. I love that he says, I took it as far as I could take it with Westwood one. Yeah. What does that mean? Do you know who's on Westwood one for podcasting? I walked along the beach with ocean waves crashing,

making it sound like white noise behind me podcasting. I put it on the internet and nobody wanted to listen to it. That's as far as I could take it with Westwood one. I mean, what did that possibly mean? Was he not getting enough financial support? They gave him a studio, he didn't fucking use it. Yeah, yeah, he had a studio. Here's all the tools you can use.

He took it as, he took it as far as he could with his chef friend there where the guy just wanted to leave and he's gonna sponsor whatever to keep the episode going. Just overstaying his welcome, I think that's what it means. Hey, Tim Shapient, I mean, I brought in Vic Headley. What more can I do? Yes, he's proven that he's incompetent as a broadcaster. When he says, I took it as far as I could with Westwood One,

when there are dozens and dozens of highly successful podcasts on Westwood One. It'd be one thing if you're like, this company doesn't support podcasting, they don't support this art form. How can I possibly succeed here? Meanwhile, you got Ben Shapiro on the fucking the network. Susie Orman, I mean, Jordan Peterson.

This is not a Westwood one problem, right? This is an OP Hughes problem. What did I miss? What do you got for us, Kaya? So, what you just played, I had that exact same clip down for the second. Do you have him repeating that line? The I didn't get fired. I didn't quit. Slime. I don't. At the end. Yeah, he does it again.

Okay. That's, no, it's like two minutes afterwards. So that's my clip. OP gets fired up. And before you start pay attention to the cut. There is a cut. He goes, he says something. And then I guess he went back while editing the his episode.

He had got so fucking fired up that he did an ADR to record over whatever the hell he was saying because you can hear the The ocean sound cut out and then he goes. I didn't quit Again, play that clip interesting. Okay With what's wood one and I just want to thank everybody there For all their help and teach me how to do this damn podcast thing and wish them nothing but the best. Remember I didn't quit I didn't get fired. It was a partnership that served both parties well and it's just time to move on. So there you have it. There's the update let everyone keep babbling but I just told you the absolute truth of what's going on

he did you hear that subtle yeah he did he did he was banking westwood one and then i guess he got the back while editing a back he got pissed off maybe thinking he was being too nice and looking soft so he smash cut to himself yes good good catch i can just picture him like smash cut to himself. Yeah. Yes. Good. Good catch. I can just picture him like, oh, I got to go back out onto the beach. I he wants back outside and does like take two and cut in. No one believes that.

No, not one person believes it. Well, the thing that Opie does if you play poker, you know, people have towels. And Opie has a lot of towels. Yeah. And one of the things he does is he says, if I'm being honest or to tell you the truth, that's when he's lying. And he says that a lot.

He says those things a lot. He goes, I didn't get fired. I didn't quit. I'm just telling the truth. Sounds like you're lying. No one would have thought you were either telling the truth. That's why I had to look when he's just, when he's telling that John Wilkes booth son save Lincoln's son He's like this is a true story. Yeah

It's a very elixir Jones-esque tell yeah, you can look this up and you look it up And it's the only sources in for wars. I have to coincidence. This is well documented by my staff, by me. We all know it. Lots of people are saying it. That works here. Oh my interns.

Oh, fucking idiot. I feel like his biggest tell is in just being a washed up bum. All the kids. Literally washed up on the beach. Yes. I was at absolute I'm so gonna edit, we're just, boom, boom, boom. Oh, there's a fish with eyebrows.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, got to catch that one, bring it to Carl. This is, maybe it. OP is now going through and thanking everyone who he'll no longer work with, who are part of Westwood one. And this sums up, OP said things were not even knowing he's saying them. This sums up how

OP sees other people. He explains that Robert, this guy, I think he's the little shoe guy who helped produce the shows. He explained how Robert helped him when he was producing podcast with Westwood one. And he also is a dear friend and he was one of those guys at Westwood One. I would call a Robert and go Robert, I need you today! And he would just drop everything to make sure I was taking care of as far as recording podcasts with me and doing a ton of stuff behind the scenes. Does that sound so this is OP's version of a dear friend. I would call him up, I don't know where, say I need you today, and expecting to drop

everything and do whatever Opie needed. That's not a good friendship. That means you're an asshole. And guess what, Robert doesn't like you. But that's how Opie sees the world. I know we're good friends because I made him do shit and he was forced to do it. Yeah. A good friend is somebody that does everything I tell them whenever I tell them to do it.

Here's an idea, O.B. for a good friend. Give the guy a couple days heads up so we can rearrange his schedule around your fucking schedule. It's not like you're putting out a ton of content, two episodes a week, and sometimes you do a three-party or jakey's house. You're not doing that much work. And then I love the fact that he talks about, all right, I'm doing a new show. We're going to continue to do an OP radio, and Carl Ruiz is sticking with me. He's not a Westwood one employee. But, you can, this is where the groundwork is being laid.

Yep. We'll be continuing with the OP radio podcast. Chef Carl Ruiz. Although he's now a busy, busy man. Because he's a huge celebrity chef in New York City now with the with the opening of La Cubana. His $12 million restaurant.

I will still try to do as many episodes with Carl Ruiz. I bet you will. As we move on with the OP radio podcast. But I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a bit tougher these days because he's a very, very busy man. So yeah, he's actually successful. It doesn't want to deal with all has been.

He sent me down and told me that I'm not allowed to call him on X, Y, and Z days. The good news is, this restaurant's only open seven days a week, so I'm sure I'll catch up with them one of these days. Holy shit, this salty friends from, from like high school or college, when everybody gets a summer job and then your bump friend who only smokes pot in his mom's house, gets pissed off at you because they don't have time anymore. Oh, you're gonna go as your girlfriend again. Yeah, I'm sorry. I want to smoke pot. I want to pick one to the wall. I'm sorry. She's fun. I get to touch tits and I get paid. It's more fun than you. So this is the beginning of the end for OP radio. People already speculating,

I'm gonna a lot of tweets and notes coming in. What are you gonna do? This is the end of OP radio. What is the future of WATP? And I've thought about this. I've given this some thought because we do spend a lot of time talking about OP. He is endless material.

I don't want his show to add. And I hope he continues going. It and the Kumi has speculated that he won't put out a lot of episodes this summer. He'd much rather go fishing and hang out with the family. So in the case that OP radio dies off and we no longer have OP to talk about, I mean, what are we gonna do?

There's like, I guess they're stuttering John. Yeah. Rich Boss. Yeah. Shamest McKillian over at shoes. I mean, what are we gonna do? There's, I guess, there's Stuttering John, yeah. Rich Boss, yeah. Shameless McKillian over to you. Get home. Oh, okay, run it. Never mind, I'm gonna lay up on this page. I think we're gonna be fine.

It turns out everyone is concerned about this. We're good. We got it. I loved it on this latest episode of OP. He spends the first time in a talking about the Westwood one thing, explaining everything's going to happen. And then he says, all right, we're done with that.

Now I'm going out with the episode. Without further ado, I got to run. I got to jump in the car with Mike Sappop boy. And it's a great episode. Mike had more tragedy. If you remember, only a few episodes ago, he was really opening his heart about his dad who died unexpectedly about a week after he got married. Well, that's not the end of it as you're gonna find out. He had more

tragedy very, very recently. So I would have hadn't hit stop on that. I never listened anymore of it because who the fuck would want to listen to that? Because he said, hey, we're gonna go see Diamond Dallas Page and talk to Diamond Dallas Page. I was like, oh, they're going to talk to DDP? Yeah. I'll listen to this. Okay.

Whole episode. It's a car ride with this Mike asshole. They never talk to DDP. Yeah. Of course. What the fuck? They bait and sweat. Teases it.

Teases it. And then at the antique ghost's. Of course, what the fuck? They beaten Swidth! Tees is it! Tees is it and then at the Antigone Oh, Walt stay tuned until next week and where we actually talk to him And the whole car ride is this awkward I guess he has a cop buddy or something who went to Malaysia to check out child prostitution or some shit

and he just keeps asking prodding questions Oh yeah! It was awkward. They just mind the tragedy of his dad and his grandfather passing away within two weeks of each other. But I mean, I didn't clip this one. I just listened to it this morning.

At one point, the guy's talking about how think his relationship with his grandfather and OP sneezes. the guys just like he just kind of professionally just like leaves a beat so that if you were a real editor or something you could cut it out. Not to be deterred. OP's like, oh I guess I'll just bless myself since you're not gonna got you're not gonna God bless me and when I sneeze in the middle of your story about your dead grandfather. I know I would have fun. I didn't have time. I just listened to it this morning. It was like what a fucking cock sucker. Like really? You're gonna make it about you right now? And he did that like I can't remember the context. He did it one other time. That's so egregious. But I couldn't believe that like I can't remember the context. He did it one other time that so egregious But I couldn't believe that I was just like what a complete asshole horny Jew

He's such an asshole There was another segment that I also didn't clip because I started zoning out Car ride but he starts talking about all the fans that he has which is a lie and how they write him emails, which is also a lie, and how we so proud that the Opie Radio audience is a bunch of mature men who are open about their feelings, and they can talk to one another about the tragedies in their lives, and you know, there was this one young guy who wrote me an email about this time that his son died,

and I didn't really know what to tell him, so, you know, I didn't reply, but what the hell? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Right. This guy really should have clipped that. Yeah. He really, really reached that out to me.

You didn't know what to tell the kid, but also, oh, fuck, can you stop with the sad stories make for a good podcast? Bullshit. I don't want to hear it. I don't care. Stop bottled up some feelings. God, everybody has a goddamn podcast. Now, where they talk about their dead kid

or their father, or just moping around. If he's your dad, of course he's gonna die. What did you think was gonna happen? Asold, you're supposed to out-mive him. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, do jiggle. Going for that. No, I don't understand this whole thing with podcasts. I listen to them to try to get away from the things that bother me. Right. I'm not listening to hear about how your kid

had a Snapchat account. Yeah, yeah. Before he died at 15. Right. I tried to listen to this shit so that I could forget how tough my job is. I'm like, busing my ass, I fucking hate it. Please make me laugh while

I'm doing something I hate. Or teach me something about black bears. Whatever. I just want to learn or be entertained. That's all. Oh, man. Yeah. You guys, I just, I couldn't listen anymore of Opie when he says, all right, this next part is going to be super tragic and depressing. Oh, okay. You know what you did miss at the very, all right, I gotta go to the end where they drop in Joey who is no longer affiliated with the podcast now. So they have a voice modulator thing on it.

He's like, oh, I'm gonna witness production program. And they alter his voice. he does this hard felt goodbye So Greg we gotta find oh my god. Oh, we gotta find that yeah You know what you should just like go to like an edit right here and drop it in Okay, I'm gonna fucking get it my Producing this show now Introduce this guy. My guess today, A&D.

He thinks he owns the fucking place. All right. Yeah, I do want to listen to that. I'll have to check that out. I couldn't listen to fucking Mike's depressing life for 48 minutes. It was bad. It was rough, yeah.

I mentioned on the show last week that Jim foranteen called me up Vinnie called me and put Jim on the phone and oh really a video of this oh I haven't seen this video yet Yeah, I was told there's a video in the meantime This is our buddy Vinnie Paulino a host of show called comedy at the Carlson cast. He interviewed Jim foranteen on the episode they put out last week and brought me up, which is very nice on the day. Jim Florentine, you still doing your podcast? Yeah.

Awesome. Metal Midgets, right? Comedy Metal Midgets on iTunes. Yeah. Can we shout out my, my mutual friend, because this will make his life. You came up to me, said you're a fan of who are these podcasts. Oh, yeah, yeah. Call, I love that fucking guy.

Isn't he great? Yeah. If you haven't heard it, it's a good friend of ours out of Rochester, make some waves down state, because every, most of the ads that have podcasts are kind of mad at him at some point. Some of them, some hate him. Oh yeah, I love it.

No, I love it. Look, I love people at push-bartons. You know what I mean? I love that kind of stuff for people of just, you know, dicks. Yeah. You know what I mean? I love that kind of stuff for people just, you know, Dix. Yeah. You know what I mean? I love people at, all my friends are Dix. And I love people at our Dix.

I love Kevin Brennan. He's a dick. You know what I mean? I just love that stuff. You know what I mean? Because it's everybody's so nice and everyone has to get along. And I just love people like that cause problems.

You know that. And call causes problems. He certainly does. He certainly does. I like, I love people like cause problems. You know that. And Carl causes problems. He certainly does. He certainly does. I love people like Carl's problems. All right, so thank you, Vinny, for bringing me up with that chill quarantine. Can I even play with Jim Faurantino?

No. I didn't think so. I didn't think he'd be famous overseas. But when Carl's not galavanting around New Orleans and his Mercedes with Jim Norton. He's listening to Jim Florence. I talk too much about myself. I think that's the point.

You really do you, it's an then-you're surprised that some podcast has such an easy time taking you down. I know. It took me like two... I shouldn't mention that. You don't want to talk about prank calling me at work, I'm mother fucker. You mother fucker. Yeah, I was gonna say it took me literally 20 seconds to find everything about you. Hey, Carl, here's a tip.

You don't want the vanished part coming after you. Take down your license plate from your Instagram you ate. Oh shit, it's a good point. It's a really good point. Take down your license plates from your Instagram you idiot. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's getting on. Uh, yeah. There, there is something that I want to play for everybody. Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. It's called cringe of the week. This is something that happened on a podcast that sucks that one of our listeners points out to us.

There is a podcast called IT in the D. These are the guys who host worst meatball sandwich ever. They have another show about information technology, I believe is what IT stands for, although I believe it's just a tech podcast. So this was the Yelp Review Show, right? Correct. Okay.

And is this a tech review show? Yes. Okay. So these guys are also techies. They do a tech show out of Detroit. Okay, so IT and the D great premise Yeah, and they're obviously really skilled at technology as you'll find out from this clip as they try to play a YouTube video on their show So right and then Apple comes out with one that's basically Dave, you know what just just roll it Yeah, yeah, we got the whole clip

Just roll it. It's not playing for some reason. Sorry. Clip that. So I don't know why that's not playing. Go ahead, keep talking. Keep talking. So basically, this monitor comes on the screen, and they have one version that's like $49.99, $5,000.

They got another one that's $6,000, right? The crowd's like, ooh, ah, this is great. And then they're also like, and now introducing the stand, which is $200, and the arm that connects to the monitor for $1,000. And basically the crowd just erupts in this gear, and the guy on stage couldn't be more uncomfortable. And basically, ah, and here's Tim Cook.

And he like basically bolts off stage. You know, do us a favor, go on YouTube couldn't be more uncomfortable. And basically, like, uh, and here's Tim Cook. And he like basically bolts off stage. You know what, do do us a favor. Go on YouTube, look up the clip. I'll have it fixed by the time this goes out. No worries, no worries. It's showing the right file length and everything. I don't know why it's not playing. I get nothing.

No worries at all. Thanks, techno. Epic sale. What the fuck? So I know it was a little bit longer. Basically, the guy has to explain the entire video. And they wanted to play. And then he says, don't worry about it. I'll put it was a little bit longer, basically, the guy has to explain the entire video and they wanted to play. And then he says, don't worry about it,

I'll put it in a post. And then it was never put in a post. I'll be honest, I prefer that to them, actually watching a fucking video. Right, right. Easy that was? Yeah. So easy, it was to describe a video

instead of playing us crowd noises. Yeah, good point. Dead silence as people looking at me. That's a win of the week. That's a excellent ending. Yeah. That's a good point, Kaya. Kaya, I want to thank you very much for hosting us

on your Discord server. For coming on the show, for being prepared, is there anything you'd like to plug, anything going on with the official podcast, or now that you're the third mic on, who's right, anything you wanna talk about? No. I'll ask you a question to your expert opinions

since you are knowledgeable on this. As you know, we've been using other shows's voicemail numbers for as our own. I do know that. The guys, Pitch, we should use OP's number, but I told them he's such a, such a douche that he would never ever play them on his show. So we would actually never get to hear our own voicemails.

That's correct. If you gave out OP's number, it would be funny to no one, because OP, I don't think you know how to find his voicemails because that was a Westwood one thing. And secondly, he only plays people who rave about his show. That's the only voicemail that I get on there. Now, if you can get your listeners to call it and praise OPI for all the wrong reasons, he probably wouldn't get the joke.

And it would probably be a de-play in any way. So that's, that's an idea I had like call it and make the first letter of every word Spell out some That would be a lot of effort but if you call it in and just said oh be listen to your show That ocean in the background sounds amazing the waves hitting the beach I couldn't believe that Hope you probably don't have to fucking play that on his show like oh people really like the waves in the background Now don't don't do that fucking play that in his show. I go, people really like the waves in the background. Now don't do that and stop giving out my number two. Okay.

Okay. I did. I did only one week in our sense. We've been using whose rights number, like seven weeks. Yeah. Whose rights doesn't turn out to us. We did the best. Yeah.

I don't know if you've seen the videos of him putting it out with him and Anthony watching it, but what really is funny to me is they stout out with a joke. They say, oh, this is going to be terrible. Yereyada, but you know, they're hamming it up. They're laughing. They're having a good time. But by the end of it, they actually do get pissed off. Yeah.

Of all the shitty 12 year olds calling in. It's amazing. It's hilarious to me. I got to let them go man, I got to find a new show too, more less. It's a good idea. Speaking of voicemails, we might have a couple to play,

but I don't want to play them before we end the show because people get pissed off. Yeah, if there's voicemails during the show. Yeah. Obviously. You know what else I just realized? I do not know what we're gonna say to you next week.

I'm getting really bad with the teaser segment. You want me to pitch something right now? No, actually, even better. Yeah, all right, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna play next week's teaser. And then I want you and Kaya to improvise. What would be a really shitty podcast? And I'll pretend that was a clip that I played.

Okay, all right, here we go. Yeah. Improvise what would be a really shitty podcast and I'll pretend that was a clip that I played okay. All right Yeah, I Can't leave I've been this enchanted forest. I'm gonna go into this cave. Hey magical dragon All right, so that's the only way to do. I'm next week's WTP something about an enchanted dragon and a magical forest I can't wait. Okay, I'm retarded. See in my defense I'm not there in the studio with you guys So I couldn't read the body language and facial expression for a moment I thought you guys pre-recorded that before the show. That's funny.

Hey, that's a compliment. Am I improv skills? Possibly. All right. Well, Andy, anything that you want to promote, you got any appearances coming up on Compton or anything? Yeah, I'm a hornyju666 on WATV's Instagram. I'm finding you there. 666 on w a tp's Instagram find me there

It's my new reddit player right there Please join us again next week it might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every time Great show good job everybody of morning radio. And now the show is full for now. Fuck you! Great show. Good job everybody. Good job everyone. That's one thing. I can't laugh for you, great show. Ah! I can't fucking take it!

You fucking know all about this shit. The fucking old ass is shit! Uh oh, great card alert! Great card alert, why not? Wow, these butt-cups! Jura! Thanks for the cops. This doesn't make any sense, Rick. You've done some pasta, Rick. You know, who are these? Pod casts. I don't know.

I don't get it. It makes no sense. Guys. Yes. Hmm. I feel like we've done it all. We've done a lot, so we haven't. There's more to come.

What's talk about the latest voice bells that will come in on the WATP voice mail. I should mention that the crunch of the week came from Matt Lewinsky again, at podcast underscore hitman on Twitter. Thank you, Matt, for contributing once again. Thank you to ButtholeWeeb for super chatting the tomorrow show, which was our show intro today.

Yeah, that was good. But I gotta thank you guys. One of the best laughs that I had with somebody's username, I think it was the DigiBrow episode. Luke Kubik, Sir Coneya, Phillips, that's the funniest fucking shit I've heard on this show. That was funny. That was just like an iTunes user name.

Oh, I have new iTunes reviews, I wanna read too. All right. What should we do first? iTunes reviews or voicemails? Oh. iTunes. Yeah. iTunes it is.

Boomer humor from Mike B173 on June 21st, 2019. The family guy clips and movie clips may be funny to 50 year olds, but trust me, no one else is laughing. That's a two star review. Two stars. Two stars are Boomer healing. That's one of our listeners. It's very possible.

Christina Kelly wrote, they're just jealous. You're old bitter men who are jealous of the success of Call Her Daddy. You wish your half as interesting as they are. One star. This is an actual fan of Call Her Daddy. Who thinks I'm jealous of these dumb bimbos

and they're shitty podcast Funny stupid fucking show I love the master Where are my drops for those women? Oh my god their drops are the funniest don't say shit It's not cute. I love those drops. What the fuck are my drops Andy? What are you going in? Do this dropping is me with the ball. Break the glass and the fucking slide whistle if you can't find our drop Where did I put those ladies drops? I guess I know I am anymore. All right who cares? Let's move on. You're right I am failing miss. We're cares? Let's move on. You're right. That's a good point. I am failing. We're doing our drops live now instead of playing them. This is why I don't read the discord as we're playing the show. It would just be depressed. Kill me from legit veteran on June 19th. This is horrible. I'd rather get punched in the ears. Five stars.

This is horrible. I'd rather get punched in the ears. Five stars. Incredibly boring from just a melon lover Says if you want to hear two adult men that are genuinely immune to irony With voices that rival Ben Shapiro's in terms of great. This is the podcast for you Now as a one star review. We're gonna a lot of one stars or three guys. This one's interesting The guy is voice. That's amazing. It's a well-documented. We're good at it.

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We're good at it. We're good at it. We're good at it. We're good at it. We're good at it. people hate mine. I know that. Oh holy shit. Do we ever I mean do they ever? This next one's interesting. It's by the username is these guys suck. The headline is w-a-t-p and the body is w-a-t-p. So I think what they're trying to say is what their username is that these guys suck. That is a five star review. Oh thank you these guys suck. suck. There's a five star review. Oh thank you these guys suck. All right this next one is from Ed from Jersey who says those that can't do criticize. Heard about this show from one of the actually good podcasts out there. This is a classic case of those who can't do something well they criticize. I will say that some of their complaints are valid over talking, boring subjects, a meandering host. However, their criticism is so nitpicky that it becomes boring and stupid. The very thing they're admonishing, the podcasts they're listening to, they only listen to one episode

of podcast mostly except for OP radio, which they secretly are huge fans of, you can tell, which is so out of context, it's amazing. Save your data and skip this abomination that is about as entertaining as the Ron Burgundy podcast, Yuck, that's a one-star review. Really? From Ed from Jersey, yeah. I know, you write that much.

I feel like it seems like it was, yeah, it's not worth it. It was a fan, like an I- Yeah, obviously not. Because obviously you listen to more than a couple episodes. If they know that we are sussed with OP radio. Right. Which I don't listen to OP when I'm not doing this.

Nobody does. Nobody does. Nobody does. Nobody's a fan of OP radio. No. That's the most cutting part of this whole review. Saying that we're secretly huge fans like, oh, you got me. I was like, Opie wrote it actually in retrospect.

That could be okay. We're writing the co-tails of his, you know, crash and burn. That's all. This next one is from De Genux Radio. It's okay for what it is, which is people who want a podcast, but don't know how to flow about general topics. So they just trash all of the shows that actually do have skills. One star.

General topics. I know. These are very specific topics. It's so stupid. Yeah. Good podcast, just me and her about whatever. Do they? That's a good thing.

Fuck it, idiot. What a great. All right, this next one is abhorrent. This show made me want to shove screwdrivers into my ears and twist my brains into a stew. Everything this inseparable boomer babbles about is just complete nonsense. I hope Carl hasn't quit his day job

because his wife, Jen, will be left without anyone to bring home the bacon. God knows there's no way this show makes anybody. I'm sure you can guess I was a five-star review. That's a five-star review. Yeah, obviously. There's someone else in the show. This is from Jimmy Josh 86,

Dude's Trashing Podcasts. It's all right. They even make some valid points. As for entertaining, not so much for me. Maybe it'll get better. Three stars. I love them. Maybe it'll get better. We're an episode 160. It's not going to get better. This is it. This is as good as this ever gonna get. If anything, we're probably on the decline. I mean, as far as criticism and hate goes, that is very lenient and nice.

Yeah, I know. It's a paired balanced review and star rating. I think that's perfect. I'll put that on a t-shirt. Read it again. It's all right. They even make some valid points as for entertaining not so much for me Maybe a little get better That's perfect. I think that sums up our show right now pretty much. Yeah

Horrible show worst podcast ever please shut down from Gregory 888 That is a five-star review This is a good one. This is a good one from GBPAC 12. This show stinks man. So I said that was the glass of brother man, brother man, vodka gave the show a listen. I will not stand for disrespect of the destroyer. He's been broadcasting since he was 18. How long have you been broadcasting, Carl?

Not since you were 18. You wanna be an opster so bad. Vic Henley runs circles around you with his wit and comedic timing. Just quit and leave the professional broadcasting to the destroyer. Steve from Bayshore Ramone Five Star. Sorry, there's an open happening.

Nobody loves a good Vic Henley badge, more than me. Oh, it's the boss. His wit and comedic diving. A musician finally with attitude. This is from Pogrey. Finally, someone brings the rock and roll attitude to podcast reviewing. Kuro won't mention his band

unless you pride out at him though. Also, the show is at English despite what you hear. You just need to strip Aru and Aruni off the words to understand what they're saying. There's a five-star view. I don't mention my name, the isotopes. I don't like to talk about it. I also only talk about my license plate number.

That's, that's, you're really gonna take that that down now. It's because somebody put a misfits, Wises play cover over my Wises play, you know the band the misfits. Yes. The drummer punch. Yeah, but you're more than numbers dummy. It's not good. If I can run your numbers, it's a good idea. You're plates, right? Yeah. And you're surprised when I call your call your job and stay your secretary or whatever. Yeah, fuck it, Kaya. I don't think that story's been told, and it has not been told. The drummer from the misfits punched me in the face.

Anyway, next one. Just for doing what he does. Paramaster says, funny made me laugh as they took the piss out of my favorite podcast five stars Let's see last one This is from Arty Lang's nostrils better than sex With a fat wild sloth, but seriously best podcast in my queue Love it only criticism I can muster is the host says idiot and moron too much

Fasaurus might be a good resource to tap other than that perfection. All right. Whatever fool. Yeah, whatever you idiot. This moron. Don't need. Thanks, Guy.

Oh shit, there's another one out here than I wanted to read. Ye Carl Kaye-Yan. Pfft. Ha ha ha. Oh. From G.A. Rhodes. Carl Glory Days in the Stuttering John podcast was hilarious. I've caught up on most of your podcasts and loved them. However, Kaya sounds like he's just shut up his favorite drug.

I've been around people deep into a K-hole who sound more enthused. Love you guys. I think I've run it around that one before, but I've run it with Kaya here. Yeah. Well, all right. Yeah. That's why they love you and they hate you. Kaya is one of the most beloved co-hosts on the show,

but I have to tell you that Doug from Good Times Great movies won over very well last week. He is great. He's a fan favorite. He's a fan favorite. Okay. Yes. And actually, there is a voicemail that talks about that specifically.

If I can figure out which one it is, I will play it in a minute. No, let's just play him all. Fringe of the week right here. Seriously. Wow, I'll take it on post. No one needs to know. This is a teenager from Oklahoma, Collington. Not the other one, a different one.

Yeah, I'm 15 years old from Oklahoma. So shout out to the 17 year old from Oklahoma. Yeah. Dude, Kara, you should play that. This dude's fucking corny line or whatever it is This dude's fucking corny. I shouldn't have called it such an ass I am such a fucking cunt See it see a Carl call me back

So then I just love that a coffee back is that was a clip from his his first voice now and he leads me another voice now because he feels like it could have a better job oh carl real quick before uh... you make fun of me uh... for being an asshole whatever was in the end of the hell i even called in for anyway doing it again sorry sorry carl but uh... your co-host was a stug yeah not that he's right dog.

The one from the shitty podcast. Yeah, that dog. He said something about Oklahoma. And I'm actually about to move out to Las Vegas, my home. I really send like no problem. I'm sorry. But why didn't he eat on Oklahoma, dude? What the folks problem, man?

Oklahoma is empty. Yeah, it's boring, most of all, but it's not empty. It's full of people who... Ah, here's your right. Fucking hell. Day. Oh. But stop hitting on random states front. I kept waiting for a gun shot to end that call. I like the the final message was stop hating on random states. I will not do that. I know how you're not some other fuckers. I got a message for Kaya because I know we're staying up late. It's past his bedtime right now. This is 10 pm. I know. It's like, that's what I mean. This is a, so you've given out our number on your show. You go now. Who's right number on your show? This voicemail brings it all together between the three podcasts. Did the Holocaust ever happen?

That is the question. All I know is, Kaya seems to think differently, and that it didn't fact it did not ever not happen. Also, your show is horrible. Carl and insert co-hosts name here, both thoroughly suck. While you would ever joke about missing autistic children is beyond me. Not cool bro, not funny. Also, if you could pass a message along to Anthony from the Who's Right podcast,

Anthony, you are a pineapple faggot. Tell him it's from me, he'll look at that means. Anyway, keep up the bad work, Kazaru. Five stars. I'll be back. Tell them it's from me. Hold up. That means Anyway, keep up the bad work. Has a roux five stars I'll be back Wow Everything it had the fact that Anthony succinct podcasting from who's right that kaya denies the holocaust from the official podcast and that were Cousin ruse. It's on all the things that we talk about

No one found it The one thing the guy is good for. There's been we're gonna lose blue aprons so hard. It's got to be an awkward conference call on Skype. I did you really get kind of this Australian man with his sons. Fuck, I feel bad for duck too now because all of your voice mails are basically, with his son's annual money. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. I feel bad for a duck too now because all of your voicemails are basically, I really love duck, not that, not that fat fuck from the whose life, not the other one.

Yeah. That, that has been the consensus for sure. All right, here's a voicemail from the guy who does a, it really shouldy, normic down on the impression. Hey, yeah, yeah, can I really shitty, nor Mcdonald impression. Hey, yeah, it kind of like poo. You know how I was listening to the voicemail segment and good to say that the 17 year old bacon is like, he's a big ol' facatino and that the Vick and California

is probably a fat, fat pig of Rooney. Call me that cow. Shots fired at other voicemailers right there. This is how we stir things up around here on WATP Andy. Yeah. All right, a guy explains how to get your voicemail played and apparently explaining how to get your voicemail played, get your voice mail played get your voice mail played blisterine again um call again response to that one voice mail from that guy that was complaining that his voice mail didn't get played here's a little tip buddy maybe we've a good fucking voice mail you know something with some good criticism maybe shit on somebody some jokes I don't know man maybe that's how you get through like a fucking baby anyway come back it's funny because everything he explained

in there was not in that moist man here's how to get your moist male play and then did none of those things yeah so apparently his rules are incorrect I'm starting to miss Boomerigite oh Jesus I got a back I got a back analog a Boomerigai voice bells that we can get to if you want to Holy shit. All right. This is someone who defends Chrissy mayor Hey, Carl. I don't see what everyone's complain about These are a boy's mail there. You know I'm driving the car right now I thought she was pretty funny in that, you know she does stuff to do.

I mean, either way, just come and act up, man. We'll have to. Okay. Perfect voice man. Can I really be a name for it? One of the people on the subreddit called it getting dog walked.

I like that term. Yeah. That's good. it getting dog walked. I like that term. Yeah, it's good. You got dog walked. I had dog walked. It's like jumped the shark, but it's from the official podcast. Oh, man, we had a guest on our show last week. Dog walked us. It was fucked up, man.

Never gonna have that. I'm not gonna mention that. I'm actually on the way to the gas station right now. Whoa, whoa, just happened to your car. Did you just get in your car? Did you get in your car? I think you're cutting out. Hang on, Kai.

You're breaking up hard. Yeah, can you disconnect your reconnect? I can just be on that shit on purpose. Yeah. Oh I Yeah Oh, there wasn't obvious way I have to explain jokes to you Please us boomers don't get it. We think it's a tech issue You're gonna go back and listen to some of the Kevin Skype shits to realize that go back and listen to some of the Kevin Skype shits to realize that. And you and I have experienced what's happening all the time.

So I were traumatized by it. Just say, well, it's saved. Yep. This is a note that is for you, Kaya and the other official podcast boys. Apparently there's a neo-nazi that hangs out in your discord. Hey, my name is thunder all the sim. I am a fan of the official podcast but I'm mostly known in their discord as the servers neo-nazi. I was originally imprisoned for about what was supposed to be 11 months and then I was released very early

supposed to be 11 months and then I was released very early and now I am free. So I would love if you could play us for the boys. Kaya, you may be Turkish and I may be a neo-Nazi, but I still love you. Charlie, I've been watching you since I was a little kid. I'm only 22, by the way. Jackson, you look adorable. Andrew, you're all right. Anyway, my name is Thunder, all of the sudden. And, uh, yeah, this was a pleasure. The pleasure was all ours, Thadar. No, it wasn't. That guy called into the Who's Right, Park 2. Yeah. And at the same stick, he's the guy who for two years now has been role playing. This role pretending to be a white nationalist in Norway or whatever.

It's not true. His number is an American number. He's, oh my god. That's a lot of efforts. You're putting it in. It's been two years. He's a patron too. He's paying to roleplay. Yeah, I can call it into these shows.

But he doesn't ever drop character, not for even a single second. I've never seen him drop character. He's always roleplaying as a Nazi. This is where I put an Eleanor Rigby and Post. So just pop that out. Fake it till you make it, I guess. There you go.

It's, it's, it's also not funny. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where you think you think Matt TV is gonna be calling you one of these days. Like, hey, that, you know, not the character you're doing as hilarious. Matt TV, what the fuck am I talking about? This is, this is the

voice about that I have to get to because I want to address this. This person is talking about something I'm beginning a lot of notes about. Hey, Carl, you really have to use your power as host of WATP to demand that the we only do one take podcast out of australia republished their episode where they interviewed people behind the w a p instagram page it was episode fifty three and as far as i can tell it's gone from the internet i'm sure many people would love to hear what a couple of weirdos impersonating

an obscure podcast have to say to the Moss Relians. Perfect. Yeah, I've been told by a bunch of people they want to hear this episode from, we only do one take where they interview people pretending to be from WATP. So put it back up. It would be nice to get it and clip it.

Yeah. At least if there's anything worth clippin' episode 53. Put it back up. What's up, guy? What is it with you in getting people impersonating you or pranking you? You sure must be pretty big by now.

I feel like that's not something you would get unless you have a sizable audience because that's a lot of effort to be running a fake Instagram page. You know, I go on my show and I pretend you're obsessed with Chrissy Mayer. I know.

She's mother fucker. I'm gonna keep that up too because I know nobody's gonna listen this far into the show. They're not gonna know the truth. I know. I said, I went out and explained like an idiot that Kaya was all wrong. And it's a count.

Carol. We know. We know Kaya's all wrong. This is obvious. There's no such thing, we know, we know guys are angry. This is obvious. There's no such thing as bad press, Kay. This is what I think is going on. And I appreciate the fact that you would think, oh, you must be very popular, people are impersonating you.

No, I think that I make this look so easy that everyone thinks they can do it. Everyone's just like, I can also be who are these podcasts, It's not that hard. You play clips of jerks and go, what did it eat? That's all it is. It's not a humble brag. I can't even tell if you're just openly bragging,

humble bragging, underhandedly bragging. It's literally the easiest job in podcasting, making fun of jerks. Speaking of which, Kaya and I talked about this real quick, what if we did a show when I'm not around for a weekend and we have Kai or someone else run the show and we put it out. I think that'd be fucking awesome. That's my dream come true. Who are these spots? You don't have to be the one listening to this. It's recorded, it's done, I'm fucking outside in the sun, maybe at a beach somewhere. You're franchising.

Yes! Like Andrew WK, you have fake car-o. And if you guys can sell some advertising too. I pitched that idea to you because every once in a while I have three weekends in a row where I'm either going to be in a row or I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be in a row.

And I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be in a row. And I'm going to be awesome. I think that would be fantastic. And beginning of August, I have three weekends in a row where I'm either playing shows or I'm out of town. So I even need to bank some episodes. Or I gotta get Doug and Kroge doing my job for me.

Or Dorikles and Kaya. Dorikles and Kaya would be a good combination. So guys, you don't really wanna do the homework. That's the trick. The trick is, the episode Kyloon, I did not. No, no, no. What the fuck, that's all I sound like. No, no.

Well, mix and match the personalities though. Like, Croge is very fired up. He takes over the show. That's perfect for somebody like Doug He doesn't usually clip or Kevin. Yeah, do do that kind of something. I Love it. Yeah, you can't have two people that didn't listen to the podcast guys I need everyone to now refocus their energy. It's time for a steamy story. It's gonna get sexy time for a minute here, okay? This is the next voicemail. Get ready for it. You know, Carl, I actually actually lost my

virginity about five years ago while listening to the isotopes. It's a funny story really. I had just finished my gym workout and I was in the locker room all sweaty and in walks this leather dress to Brody he seemed confused as to where he was I told him he might have gotten the wrong door then he got very rude and said fuck you then I said no fuck you little man and then naturally it escalated from there that's hot that's a hot story no one have that picture in their mind now? If someone says fuck you, if someone says fuck you, that doesn't mean you have to fuck them.

It does. In the public service and outside. In a gym locker room, it kind of does. This is our buddy Purple is calling in to tell us that he won't be calling in as much. Hey, it's Purple. I just wanted to let you know, but uh, been kind of not going to be calling in nearly as much as I don't think.

Things my friends have found your fucking podcast, found out who who I was and are now sending me clips of me. Why did you put your license plate in your Instagram when you stoop? It gets all off of one land. Again, way too many D.Y.s Carl. Yep. Let's be fucking on it. But you know, just, I guess just make fun of furry. So, so I want to hear

Kyle likes to rip into him. He's had one of the guys from, uh, from, uh, PST on there who I believe is a furry. It'd be funny. Anyway, PST. Oh, y'all have a good one. Bye. You had a gas too was a furry from PST, you know what he's talking about? We had a furry on and I might know who he's talking about which is a funny story because that guy, have I told you this, that guy slid into my DMs, privately messaged me like a year after that episode and said, hey Kai, you've been going around making fun of furries implying we all fuck animals and children, That's not really cool, man. He wrote me like 10 paragraphs of a message and I said,

stop fucking animals, man. It's a that guy. I don't know what PST is. I don't know, though. Sorry. And also, how does anybody know who that color is based on voicemails to this podcast? It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make any sense. My friends have figured out that I'm purple. Did you tell your name was purple? Yeah. Is that possibly what I've been calling the show? Guys, if we call it into the show WTP, I'm purple out there. We know who you are though. Yeah.

I found you out. That's so dumb. That's so dumb. That's stupid. All right. One more voicemail to play. And this is the worst sounding voicemail I have ever received in my life. Oh, it all makes sense now why you had this drug on.

No, not drug from who's right. This fellow Howard Stern, clock riding, a faggot that's who you get on. Instead of getting the balls of big, that is Jim Florentine on the show. Nope, you get drug, not from who's right, not EMP, but drug from some podcast no one's never heard of just you can both

I would turn the back Jesus Follow that at all I never follow that No, I think dog again got caught in the crossfire, but yeah, I have no idea what that person said By the way, I want to mention the dog is an overachiever Which dog? Dog who hosted the show last week from good, great movies.

Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. Yeah, the opposite of Doug from who's right. Nobody's gonna mistake him as an overachiever. He sent me his clips on Wednesday. He had all of his clips runny by Wednesday. Jesus, Doug, you're making everybody else look bad.

He right, I thought I was coming in early with Sunday to Monday Thursday. Nope. Not even right. I thought I was coming in early with Send it on Thursday. Nope. Nope. Not even I Five minutes before the show You should have Thursday you liar talking about All right guys, we've had a lot of fun this week next week. We're gonna have a lot of fun I am supposed to have a big guest, but I'm not gonna say the name Oh, here we go. It's a nice name. Jesus that don't pan out. I know that's the problem Speaking of Jesus, the don't pan out. I'm calling from fucking Ferris wheel

Speaking of Jesus, the don't pan out. I can't wait to have caruise on the show Better time on the show. It's a better time. I like how you play the whole thing. Even though the first beat was a fight. We get it. We get the joke. I want Karlo and curvy than Bonnie. I'm the same week and we'll roast opi and rich boss Be amazing all right. Kaya. Thanks again, buddy Really appreciate all the effort you put into this and for joining the show Don't mention it was much No, it was great. You listen to fucking opi. What are you talking about? It's not a fun thing to do like 2 a.m. Drunkenly passing out on my bed. It wasn't that difficult Fair enough

You're trying to get it I don't like getting credits Carl you you should know this one. I do know this is uncomfortable fair enough you