Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep160 - Chewed Gum Bonus (Live-ish)

Episode Date: June 30, 2019

This week we experiment with a new show format. Kevin is in studio for the first time along with Cros, Chris, and Jen. We revisit our friend Sheamus McKillian. He might be the worst podcaster ever. But in his defense, podcasting is still relatively new. There's no Dave Landau on the show this week. In case you were wondering. He's not on it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cous, Couseru. Couseru. This is an episode we recorded back on June 11th, my long-time friend and former co-host Kevin was in Rochester from Tucson with his lovely wife visiting and they came over to record a podcast in a brand new format. The reason why I'm putting it out this week, I will talk about after the show. Cous, Couserou, Couserou. Slapperoonie. I took a little nappy poo. Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever.

Who are these podcasts, run by a guy called Carl? Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. Who are these podcasts?

They do a show about show. I think it's a very interesting podcast to listen to. It just mercilessly rips on people. Some of it is quite hilarious. It's hilarious. of this quite hilarious. It's hilarious. The show's hilarious. It's show time.

MUSIC W-A-T-P- Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Hello, bag slavers and cousin ruse, won't you another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that phones it in worse than Chrissy Mayor, I'm your host, Carl Whitby this week is Crows, Jen from had Kevin live in studio. Welcome. Hey, hope you like me. Go to whoarethese.com to get our email address, voice mail number, link to our subreddit,

link to our merchandise. We encourage our listeners to go say, five star review and I do is then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Chewd gum. None of us have listened to this show. You're gonna hear analysis in real time. It might be fun, it might suck.

Let's get into it. This is a podcast hosted by Shameless McKillian. The one and only. We've done his show before and we deemed it the most clipable show ever made. Yeah. Which is why it just makes sense.

Why even listen to it and pull all the clips? What's just listen to it all the way through and discuss it? How long is it? It's 35 minutes and 40 seconds. Okay. We did this as an experiment without recording. We didn't get through the whole episode and we did this for hours. We couldn't get through it. So I don't have my hopes for us today. This is gonna be rough. Kevin, you familiar with the show, Chude Gum? A little bit. This guy reviews movies that he's seen recently.

He tells you all about, you know, he eats pretty good critic. You know, he picks out what's good, what's bad. Yeah, he really, he brings insight. Yeah, he brings insight, yeah. And knowledge, a lot of background knowledge. He must have gone to school for movie making or directing because he seems to be very knowledgeable

on the topic, which we're about to find out. That's for Shanaway. This is the guy that did like stand up, right? In the year, right? Yes. All right. Didn't he have this thing in the reaction of the stand up was fun. I remember. Much fun that's changing. Yes. All right. Did you have this? I did a reaction of the standup was fun.

I remember. Much better that's changing. Yes. All right. Let's get into it. Again, this is an episode. No, no, it's a listen to. It's episode 47.

M. Knight Slasher is the name of the episode. He put it out on May 24th. I think. I don't know. I can't tell. I'm looking at this website. So if you all remember, he's got great production. Mm.

The one thing you're going to know when we start listening to this is the music is killer. And it really starts off with a bag. Let's get into it. Welcome friends. I'm your host, Shemus McKillian. And today's episode of Chewed Gum, we will be discussing the amazing M Night Shyamalan edition known as Glass, as well as the Netflix series simply called Slasher. So ladies and gentlemen, once again, I welcome you to Chewed Gum. with the awkward beat cups in right here it goes out for a while I have to ask before we keep playing it. What was the intro? What's the M night Shyamalan thing that he's doing? What did he say it was? He said it's an edition. It's an M night Shyamalan edition.

So it wasn't a Shyamalan. So it wasn't a specific, it wasn't a specific movie that he saw. It's either edition or an ad-dition. It means that my guess will suck whether we have twist to the end. Oh good, okay, yeah. At the end he tells a funny joke. I didn't see that coming. Oh! I guess.

I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess.

I guess. I guess. I guess. Do you see why I do so much editing? Holy shit, I. I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. Do you see why do you see what's editing? Holy shit, I... Oh, it's gonna be a lot of fast forward sounds when you need edit the... I guess so.

I'm doing it for fun, I'm having a lot of fun. Cheers, cheers! What's up guys so today we're gonna be discussing What happens to be the newest addition to M night shamelons all shot out of a cannon this fucking guy. All right. I already feel the energy He must have been stoked on this movie. Alright. Already crazy movie catalog. So let's get into your favorite segment and mine known as Cidibio. So we just had a fucking minute and a half intro music for him to come back say the same fucking thing You said and then play more intro music that's what happened right am I messing anything? It's your favorite segment

I don't know why you're complaining so much Both of our favorite segments At least the music's amazing we can all agree on that and this movie is simply called glass Amazing music And this movie is simply called glass Now if you have not seen the film Oh my god this next segment is called the intro segment to the other segment All right, I have to stop right now because I'm ignorant Does anyone know about this movie is glass? Does anyone ever heard of this? Yeah, it's the latest

Why I knew that he just fucking said it three times do you know anything about? Unbreakable right? Oh, okay and split and movie split So I'm breakable split and this is like the ends of the trilogy of that. Why doesn't he just call it Unbreakable 3 and make it so much fucking easier? Because he's fucking M night shine. Because glass is breakable, does? Yeah, it's a twist.

It's a twist. The third one's a twist. I'm just saying I happen to be in marketing. If I don't fucking know what the hell they're talking about, you could just like make the movie title what it is that's not really a knockout shavist feel free to listen to another episode because there will be spoilers within this episode and then also the fact that I'm gonna back it up real quick now if you have not seen the film feel free to listen to another episode because

there will be spoilers within this episode so his point is this is a review but only for people who have already seen the movie. Right. So now I need to be told whether I liked it or not because I have no idea. I watched it twice. I can't figure it out. Shame on me. What's up? I gotta see she's shaby. I gotta have she misses quick take on this one man. I just I just finished. I just walked out of the feeder. Yeah. First thing I'm gonna do is download chain movie reviews were invented to determine whether you wanted to go see that movie or not. Not after you've seen it. It's like he's having a debate with someone else.

It's just him talking. This is literally about a glass. This is it. It's not actually about the movie. Oh, so I got this glass. It's a point glass. And then also the fact that if you haven't even seen Unbreakable or Split, it's also going to be a rough ride for you.

This is going to be a really rough ride for me. Not because I haven't seen any of these movies, because Shamest is the worst podcaster in the history of podcasting. I like the things that I'm going to hate this. Well, you haven't seen the movie, Carol. how would you know if it was a good podcast or not? But nonetheless, this is a crazy film and I'm really looking forward to talking about it simply because the actors, man. What? Wow. Right? I mean Samuel L.J. Yeah.

Hahaha. Hahaha. This podcast, man wow and then he mentions the one that you've been in every single movie for the last 25 years Samuel L Jackson Can you believe it? They cast in Samuel Jackson how do they pull that shit off? This is Bruce Willis. This Samuel Jackson. Yeah I think it's all going to be two different lasts. How is it even possible? Bruce Willis and James McAvoy all in the same film and their characters as well, holy shit.

Oh, so they're not playing themselves. I'm grabbing a sandwich that. I'm just seeing Samuel Jackson as himself. I can even believe it. I honestly is one of the few movies in recent time where I find myself just stuck watching it like it's one of those where you can't look away Like you're not even gonna get up to refill your popcorn That is if you're in theater that's a hell of an endorse for it. How was that show? Wow, I was stuck watch again Amazing no interest in seeing this movie already wait for the spoilers Yeah, wait for the spoilers. That's really gonna get you into it. It's amazing. There's no interest in seeing this movie already.

Wait for the spoilers. Yeah, wait for the spoilers. That's really going to get you into it. It's more to come. I mean, you can make popcorn at your house. I'm sure. I feel like that's a thing. You feel like that's a thing.

Oh, that's a thing. I'm pretty accustomed to. All right. Is there a deep dive into how to make popcorn? Enjoy the popcorn? No, see you in the back. No, see you in the back. No, see you in the back.

No, see you in the back. No, see you in the back. No, see you in the back. No, see you in the back. No, see you in the back. No, see you in the back. No, see? No, in the 70s car there was air poppers. Those are real poppers. I was talking about that for a while. Yeah. I believe a lot of trailer parks burn down because of those things. It was like the math of the 70s. And unfortunately, James is trailer park up and running. Alright, I'm not going to say it's very often, but let's all just listen to his rant about popcorn. Alright, I want to get the full breath and depth of what he's about to say. Like it's one of those where you can't look away. Like you're not even going to get up to refill your popcorn. That is if you're in theater.

Or I mean you can make popcorn at your house, I'm sure. I feel like that's a thing. We've all grown pretty accustomed to. But like I said, this movie is called Glass. I got fucking billion dollar business for a red one back here. 2019, it's rated P. I can make it at home. I feel like making popcorn at home is something that Right to peak. I'm making a hole.

I feel like making popcorn at home is something that exists, right? I'm not a idiot, right? That's the thing people have done before, right? I think I saw that television once. Nope, sorry. Never happened before. I won't be available in theaters. Did you imagine watching a movie in your house?

The fuck? That'd be crazy. Crazy. So this guy has put zero prepping to the show. He watched an entire movie, didn't jot out a single note, because he's already talking about nonsense. He's questioning everything. It's not even sure if it's right. It's not even sure if it's right.

Yeah, so far the highlights of the film are, it contains actors. Yeah. I don't know, is that a thing? And you could eat popcorn during that I know you better bring it up popcorn though crush better bring it up She 13 it is runs two hours. Oh, this is the bus part. This is the bus part of attitude come episode Yeah, he's reading the IMDb page and tells you every fact about the movie whether it matters to anyone or not.

Nine minutes, drama, sci-fi and thriller The synopsis is simply security guard David Dunn uses his supernatural abilities to track Kevin Wendell Crumb, a disturbed man who has 24 personalities. It's got 6.8 out of 10 stars on IMDB stars James McAvoy as I said Bruce Willis Samuel L Jack if you already said it skip that part you just

skip that part you even know that you just said it and you're saying it again I have to read it from the top to the bottom with page the only thing I'll make it bad but Exyn also said, Agna Taylor Joy, Sarah Paulson, and Spencer, Treat Clark. What a crazy middle name though. Right, Treat. I don't know. What a great father this guy is.

Hey, I'm gonna go board the show to people on my podcast. Oh, you're hungry? Tough titties. Yeah, fucking good. This is very important work. This guy, yeah. He's got a baby. He was John. This is very important work. The key grip. Yeah, he's got a baby. The key grip was John. This is very important work. This was a key grip's third movie. Let me read the jumble to you.

Oh, here's a wacky, some wacky quotes from the movie. Hey, I'm Samuel Jackson. That's apparently something he says in the movie. I don't know. And says here you can get one tire free when you buy three. Oh, this is a banner. Oh, that's an ad. I don't have my ad blocker on.

This is weird. It's an ad for popcorn. I was just talking about that. That's so weird. Your energy is bringing you V-Dowd. I'm just trying to match you. I know. You're nailing it. It's just for Andy. I know. I match it. All right, Shamus. Your energy is bringing me down Just trying to match you know All right, Shamus. Let's do a body you can turn this around here. We go kind of parents did you have probably hippies But yes, it's directed

Man, the guys name is just 24 and then person out 24 something and then person out on yet a cell Sarah Paulson and Spencer treat Clark What a crazy middle name though right treat I don't know kind of parents that you have probably hippies But yes, it's directed and written by M night shum sweet treat means your parents are happy to scooby snack might mean that but treat come on call that was a sick burn oh yeah I got it good I'm gonna be analyzing people's middle names we're

gonna be talking about everything with this movie get your fucking hair cut just work it in material for the next stand yeah oh dude I can't wait for his next stand up Milan shy I'm Milan I don't know it's weird weird last name but I guess I should start by saying I love most everything that he does because I'm a huge fan of just movies that have a twist because in the world of entertainment we've grown so accustomed to certain things. We expect certain things to happen. Within different genres of film.

And M Night is one of those guys that is always able to find that misdirection. That's fucking deep, dude. I gotta mess it. Come on baby! Not said Shubby Checker has there been a bigger twist? I love the sequel to that. Let's twist again! Like we did that in the U.S. Let's purchase my 45!

Like it did last year! That's a 60s version of. Are you on for given too? Yeah, it's a 60s version of y'all you own forgiven I bought three houses Sorry, I was I was in real time YouTube make the twist and I totally messed some funny shits. I read the back of that Takes you on another journey a place you didn't expect to go 100% that's exactly how I felt And I feel with every one of his films. There's not one film that I've watched from him that didn't have that

Even if he doesn't have a twist, what she usually does, if he didn't have a twist, you're still gonna be waiting for the twist to show up in the film, so make sense. No, it doesn't make sense. All of his movies have a twist, most of them suck. Yeah, we're gonna sit here and pretend like all those movies are good, there's, yeah, no, no.

Well, I don't know what he was going for there. He goes, the great thing about him is that all his movies have a twist. And if they don't, you think it will. And that's the twist. That actually would be a good twist. That's the thing. It was the guy who got to fight that all the time. Oh, shit.

You're still going to watch the whole thing like, okay, well, he's obviously making, making you believe that the killer is this guy. So it's obviously the other guy, you know, in your mind, you're thinking like this because of the reputation this man has. But nonetheless, he is easily one of the, I don't know, I can't even explain. He's one of my favorite directors through and through. He just something special. He really is something special.

All right. Is there a director that she misses that love? If there's anything special going on right now, it is she miss. She miss. Special. Special. Special. Special. Special man. He loves every movie he's ever seen. Every movie's ever seen is the best movie ever. Correct. Every whoever whatever director he's talking about is his favorite director. Currently the actor, the one he just mentioned. That's his favorite actor ever. Can you believe that you got that actor? He's right there is his favorite director. Not only the actor, the one he just mentioned. That's his favorite actor ever. Can you believe they got that actor? You're right there.

Oh my God, you believe it. Tell me where he's an extra view. This fucking guy, he can't put together a meaningful fucking sentence. No, there hasn't been one yet. He's used the word nonetheless like four times. It's just fucking hilarious. Yeah, pick up on that.

Yeah, he doesn't even know the fuck's going on here. But he is communicating zero information and using long sentences to do that. And really taking his time. Yeah. He's in no hurry to get this information out to the public. Well, I mean, what have we learned so far? We got to be 10 minutes into this. 6.8 out of 10. We've learned. So he read the IMD. It's a movie with three big actors. And he likes the director and the director directs movies and sometimes actors act in movie. Who gives a shit who gives a fart?

And one of the actors' middle name should be twisted. But there's also a twist in the movie. So there's two twists in the movie. This is Shelby Chakka. This guy is a dumb motherfucker. Come on, baby. I'm gonna be a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more

a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more does. He's already been. Within all of this films is an amazing feat. I apologize. He's changing a diaper right now.

I apologize. You guys are going to get mad. I have to back this up. Oh, I know. I know. We're never going to get through. But listen to he gets distracted. Yeah. And he's just trying to you know, like when you're typing and

talking to someone, yeah, I'm going to say a word. So you know, that I'm talking and he's doing a podcast and this man has to be able to find the The misdirect that works Within all of his films is an amazing feat to accomplish it at a consistent level is amazing and at this level Because there there are a lot of directors that are able to do this misdirection and whatnot He's shoving his hand over his baby's mouth. No, fuck. I'm sorry to fuck this is my podcast I'm sorry to believe her this point. He just said that my charm on is a consistent director That is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever

really was flying there is no one at all ever who has ever watched a criticized film for any reason who would say that that is a stupid fucking sentence by a painfully stupid man I'm sorry I know nothing about films and I happen to know that M.I. Shylon was a marketing point and then they take his name out of the fucking commercial show amount of the gate were too huge right everybody loves to talk about and then did 15 years of fucking bullshit like zero stars 0% fucking eggs just run fucking eggs just dropping everywhere and he's like oh it's it's very consistent you fucking know all about this shit thank you yeah you're right I don't know nothing about movies,

and that couldn't be less accurate. They just aren't as consistent. They're not as good, and they're also, you know, be movie directors, if that makes sense. Simply meaning that, you know, somebody might have a good storyline and a good twist at the end of their film, but they didn't have as big of a budget to make the film to pay for the great actors, etc.

So you never really hear about the film or the film ends up having a select following. Are you reviewing the film or not? Well, the subject, apparently. He's talking about theoretical other films that may or may not exist. We are so far off there, we haven't even talked about the fucking movie we're talking about. Where the fuck, I wish he gets to the fucking swilers already. Guys, Emily Shaman may or may not be a director, who may or may not make good movies, and there's other directors that don't make us good at movies, or maybe they do, but sometimes they don't.

Oh god. Oh my god. This fucking marble mouth. Do you got your Sherlock thing ready to go? I do yeah, but it's psychological thrillers and his name is gas bar No, and O.E And he's got a couple films on Netflix right now. I believe um What the hell's the one is called

Enter the void and then there's another one. I can't even think of what it's called I've never watched it because But there's a couple other ones that are on there also what's his face? Let me tell you about a show I've never seen something I never fucking heard I mean that's my style of prep work, but whatever dude So there's a show I mean I never seen the show, but it's a show and it exists You should watch it. It starts this guy. It's like he's a sky you know me split. He's a sky He's got like this hat or something. Yeah, trust me. You know the guy if he spent a little less time Screen capping is 10,000 downloads

screencapping is 10,000 downloads for his Instagram page and a little more time preparing for his show. Weird movies in general. A lot of these guys that aren't as famous as M Night are doing as good as good of work or better. You'll find yourself watching an indie film and being like how is not everybody talking about this. He's talking about movie that he did not see. Let's rewind everybody. I didn't see it. I don't know who made it. He started by licking Meshela and balls. He's like, by the way, there's a lot of better directors than him. He never heard of. Which is it? This is like a fucking rollercoaster ride. But that's not what we're here for. Okay.

So what we're gonna be doing is looking at just some random stuff here, little things you might not know about this movie. We follow trivia, like Samuel Il Jackson said, of working with James McAvoy on the movie. He quoted us saying, as good as I like to think I am or what I do and how I do it, watching somebody transform characters in front of your eyes and have an argument with four different people is pretty amazing. That's that's kind of exactly how I feel. He says I got some trivia for you guys you might not know about and then he reads the Press release

The press release for the guy goes the other actor in the films amazing. Yeah, that's in every fucking press release. That's not a trivia It's also a quote that's that trivia. There's nothing trivial about that me and Samuel go way back Yeah, I was talking to him at the man's Chinese theater We got pretzels there. You know what's cool about pretzels? They have salt. Yeah. Seeing a guy like James McAvoy

who has played the likes of Professor X, as well as the main, one of the main characters in the original shameless television show not the American version but the original you know British or English whatever the hell this now he's just showing off whatever the hell it is that was just showing up with his knowledge yeah the original version you guys fucking get it. I don't have to explain so deep But you go and say you do He's very versatile and

This is kind of a proof of that 100% proof because you see it. It's in your face And for somebody is it kind of proof is it 100% proof? You're proving what what's he talking about you guys? It's busy actor knows how to act. Yeah, it's proof that the actor plays different characters. Oh my God, I'm having a hard time following what he's saying. All right, listen, the last podcast you referenced Rupert Pumpkin from King Comedy.

Yeah, nice. The guy doing the shit from his basement. Yes. That's what he sounds like. He doesn't have the energy, though. He's assuming he's putting people asleep. He sounds like he's sweating before a budget cardboard cutouts.

He's got all this stuff to animals set up. So annoying. Yeah. He's like a kid. He's like a kid. He's a tough crowd. Still working through this guy. It's come on.

So fine to my feet. Well, he's queuing up videos on some creepy YouTube channel for his Ken. What did you think of this Mr. Frog? Do you think he was good? He was a good twist ending right? Teddy Ruck's been? Who is as good as Samuel L Jackson? Hey guys, just wanted to take a second away from the show.

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So don't forget, you want that 25% off discount? Head over to dollarblazeclub.com and use the code StayWoke. That's S-T-A-Y-W-O. Fuck it, spelled it! You fucking moron! I'm a fucking fat ass. To have you to have something like this about someone who is like James McAvoy. Fucking spell that you fucking moron I Are godfathers I like this about someone who is like James McAvoy Relatively newer face younger guy for sure being able to say that he is

That amazing Is proof to kind of what I was saying and I'm not that great as an actor. I'm not an actor at all, honestly, but... No shit, sir! No shit! No shit, sir! No fucking shit, sir! Moon with the actors and what qualifies as good acting. And James McAvoy fucking crushed this movie. He crushed this movie, he crushed Split split and he's on a absolute tear

I mean all the way going all the way back to wanted He's phenomenal. He did a great job in that shit, but to go and play somebody who has 24 different personalities Difficult is he saying that James McAvoy did a good job in this film? I'm not sure what it's take is on his acting on in this film. Yeah, well, or how he is as an actor overall. Well, I have to listen a little closer. It's very confused. I'm having a little trouble parsing his dense language.

Difficult for anyone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha who doesn't actually have 24 personalities. For that guy, easy peasy. Not even thinking about it, but for others. We're just acting the whole thing. How the fuck does he know? What is process is for acting? This fucking guy shows up. He's got to turn this page and be spoken weed all day. Cause he's filled in.

Yeah, it's Carl. Well, he just said, if you found someone that had 24 distinct personalities, which is a serious fucking mental disorder, they've good at acting. They'd be great in fact, they'd be the best way to do it. That's what this guy just fucking said. I don't think he'd ever say that to get all. A point.

He doesn't understand broadcasting. He doesn't understand fucking conveying information. There's a lot of chambers of the game. Are we still doing our favorite segment? I can't tell. Remember he introduced it as everyone's favorite segment? I don't tell remember he introduced it was everyone's favorite segment I don't know what they were three more segments. Then dollar please We're off about James McAvoy. So fucking thing So he's gonna talk about Samuel Jackson next I want to apologize. I'm playing it at one X speed So I apologize

Bart So I apologize for that. Bart. It is got to be rough. Wait, this is one of the one-pandos. It's difficult, but to switch like that, yeah. OK, so James McAvoy also actually based one of the 23 personalities on a young sail. Is it 23 or 24?

I believe the number is changing. I think he's in 23 and me, mixed in. Yeah, all right. This was a promo code. Say, look, this review has been going on so long that one of the personalities died. Yeah. I wish it was Shabis McHillian. This is a promo code. Say look this review has been going on so long the one of the personalities died. Yeah I wish it was Shabas McHillian

Sayore's I don't know how to say this chick's name. He worked He worked with this girl in the film atonement Now that's a crazy movie too not as crazy, but definitely a versatile Mac a, definitely versatile. But that's really what it takes to be a good actor is you're technically supposed to pull your characters from real life experiences, real life people, people you've met and he actually pulled a character from somebody he's actually worked with in another film. It's pretty amazing, pretty amazing. And like I said, he's great.

This movie was actually filmed in five minutes. Oh my God, he just said, this guy's amazing. He copied another actor that he was in a movie with. So his Christian Slater is what you're telling me. Just copied another actor and made a career out of it. That's impressive, again. He did the same thing on another one we listened to, where's like less actors amazing. You know what's amazing about him Carl He can play characters. I want to be nice. You don't think about that, but actors. They aren't people their characters

You know what I mean in this actor he could play unless you're Owen Wilson. You act like a different person in every movie It's not that fucking impressive In a former mental hospital in Allentown, Pennsylvania, which has not been, I always wonder what that's like because I live in a place where they're not filming film movies, right? And where it doesn't smell very good, people don't have employment, and so the services are not here, my door again. They're not making movies in my area, and if they have have it's not close enough where I've ran into this But I wonder what that's like because I've been to Chicago or they do a lot of the shameless They do all of shameless in Chicago. I was not there during filming

I got a great story I was in Chicago, which is where they filmed shameless I mean I wasn't there while they were filming shameless. I was anywhere near where they filmed it But I was in the city where they did that thing that one time I was there Well, that's fascinating. Please go on. Thank you This guy has a way with a story. I like that. He makes it personal You know, he's got an anecdote about him. Do you guys know that there's cities in this country? I've been to city Yeah, well, he brings you into his world Yeah, it's a special place

Do you know that popcorn is really fun? They eat it at home I saw it on a movie once yeah wasn't this movie yeah I saw the movie with James McAvoy that I saw in England by the way By the way, he's a great actor I know but if you know this he plays different characters It's really impressive. That is amazing. But there's still a lot of signs up and whatnot to say, you know, pedestrians are still good

to travel this way during filming. And I imagine that's probably how it goes on movie sets as well, or not the sets, but you know what I'm saying? Like the location, if they're filming in this mental institution and around the area they probably have it roped off or something blocked off so that way people can't just cross back and forth but- That's I too, Dahlson. So he is like, he is telling us what he imagines it is like a movie set. This is what I think it could be like when they're making a movie.

I think they probably sort of open say you can't go past this rock because we're filming a movie over here. Fucking hell. I fucking hate this guy. Like I used to be mildly annoyed Yeah, I was with it. I hate his god's now. I can't fucking take this guy Well, I'm actually gonna go into his sub write it later because I was in a city where they were filming a movie once So I have some info about this I can help about I think I was I'd watching and you know film the thing that's fucking that'd be awesome I actually was in Ann Arbor Michigan. I was living in Ann Arbor, Michigan when I was actually Actually, all right, this is real we're filming

That movie with Jason Seagull and that movie Emily Blunt. Yeah, of course Some of the marriage some sort of marriage film I have no idea It was Sarah Poulson who was also in this film. Oh, I mean, that was like a highlight of his life, too Yeah, he was in a city where there are filming a movie. He has no idea what it was. It's a marriage movie the movie. He has no idea what it was. It was a marriage movie. It was a marriage film. It was a marriage film. John. You know, one of those marriage films. Oh my god. Is that a genre of film? I don't know about a marriage film? Was it someone's wedding video? Is that what you mean? Someone was getting married. There was a videographer. I don't know. I think it was girl on a train. Oh, Jeff actually knows the answer. I think it was. Oh. Just from the

information he gave me, so that's like you've outshameless the shameless In girl out of train who was an amazing actress was what's her name? What were that part in the script where she was on the train? You know my favorite part of that movie was is that it was 82 minutes and then I got 6.8 stars and And American horror story She accepted the part without reading the script even though her role was originally Deserting he written for a man for the opportunity Opportunity to work with end night shamlon. She most definitely couldn't pass it up

That's you know most people probably feel that way Simply because of again, this is press release bullshit. Oh did you have to negotiate terms that you're aging involved. I said yes as soon as I found now who was working on this film. Oh bullshit. That's not how this works at all. You're guaranteeing that this is going to be something crazy, right? James McAvoy severely ups the ante on the number of personalities he portrays in a single film since the previous split installment from nine To a whopping 20 personalities appearing on that one 20 Changes that we fucking died here's so a lot of people were kind of confused by that within the split film

They were saying things like oh he had 24 personalities, but you only saw two or three You definitely didn't see 24 personalities. It was more like two three four. I don't know definitely not 24 Subscription of the film wherever before they watched it or heard about it before they watched it the first thing you find out is you know I say opi's podcast is for lonely people Yeah, this is what a lonely person making a podcast sounds like. It's like flipped. This guy's never had a conversation with a human being before. He doesn't know how to converse with people.

I heard one person say that there were only six characters or maybe there were 24, maybe there were 12. It sounded like 16 to me. I don't know. They might've thought three, they might've thought four. They might've thought five, they might've thought. This man has multiple personalities Two dozen to be exact

Within the movie, but you don't So it kind of says like a cliffhanger in a lot of ways it pushes you to watch this movie just to see What his personality was truly like what was going on there and to see if your math checks Let's see all 24. I want to see all 24 because don't don't set it up. Are you checking them off? It's your watching it. I would you know We saw dopey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. very long scripts the number of pages on the script the number of days in the shoot what was the weather like was that good what was the parametric pressure when they started shooting I need to know that I'm not gonna go see this move how many hard drives are they used to store the digital footage that they talk about a spoil or thirty-nine days to shoot not about to watch it

sorry guys it's not a theater anymore oh okay yeah yeah the com pop core watch it oh wait you can. Apparently, apparently you can fucking do that. Crazy man. The theme was first introduced and unbreakable and is frequently seen in the names of comic book characters, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner, etc. This movie follows this theme with superhero David Dunn He's just describing that they have the same Peter Parker That's the least interesting thing this guy has said which is surprised

It's a tough tough tough call right there, but holy shit. I don't care about that Pretty interesting take though like how how M night Shamil I was able to like the timing of this movie With all the popularity behind superheroes here. He is dropping this shit and killing it, you know Years into the fucking horrible superhero movie thing like wow what time he made it was super moron Superhero movie Dude, what was it's been like 2001 was that fucking Spider-Man thing right? It's just been non-stop Batman and Spider-Man and fucking Superman movies and fucking X-Men and all this fucking motion It never fucking answers like three of them a month

Every year for 20 fucking years. He's like boy imagine that he's happened to strike Well, the universe hop a superhero movie every year for 20 fucking years. He's like, boy, imagine that. He's half in the strike while the owner was half a superhero movie. So tell me about 20 fucking years. He knows all about this shit. You fucking all about this shit, Shameless. This is bullshit. The fucking cock work elves have been making Spider-Man movies. Also, I don't want to be in a lead ass action.

I understand how the movie industry works or the movie business works. And my shot one is nothing to do with when this movie is released or how it's released. He makes the movie, he adds it over to the studio. They take care of the rest. Well, this guy's got some balls to put this movie out in May. No, that's not the schedule line,

that'd be fucking moron. Well, and, correct me. Isn't on break more like 20 years old? I mean that's I think it was released in 2000 So almost 20 years old so this is a fucking 20 year later sequel And he's like wow imagine the fucking time yeah 19 years after the fucking first All right, let's see what else he has to say about it Doing a great job

Doing a fucking fantastic job really because nobody else is gonna be able to put this spin on a superhero Or superheroes and their their counter parts and what have you. Do you see the mean those that films right here? Should be decent. It's from DC I think. I'm not even sure. Don't quote me. I'm just speculating because I haven't seen it. I only know so much. I like Elizabeth Banks is in it as well as the fact that the this is like a bad superhero. He's not a good guy We'll see we'll see what happens I got it back it up. I know you're upset. I know you're upset. I gotta find out what he's talking about here It's a superhero movies that you're but DC or just spoiler alert I mean there's that film bright burn

that Should be decent. It's from DC. I think I'm not even sure don't quote me I'm just speculating because I haven't seen it. I only know so much like a Elizabeth Banks isn't it as well as the fact that the This is like a bad superhero. He's not a good guy We'll see we'll see what happens, but can it compare to M night shamalons work. It's like a Is it competing with it? Are they gonna be able to do better with bright burn? There's just two separate movies. It's just two different moves. I just spent out of the theater for a long

Fuck it. It's like out on video. It's been on video Well bright burn has 56% on rotten tomatoes so I was sure it's also amazing. James will love it. That's a sweet spot. Is it believable? I don't know. I am looking forward to seeing that though. This is the third movie where James McAvoy had to shave his head. Oh my god. The bald head quite often. If you didn't notice that, the film was a proper sequel to Unbreakable and it was released in the 18 years later.

I like that. And Bruce Willis looks the same age. How does that happen? Oh, my cast members had previously starred in order to superhero or comic book movies. It's Red to and the last in city Spencer treat Clark was in the agents of shield James McAvoy and wanted and the X-Men Franchises as well Samuel L Jackson

And as octopus in the spirit I can't fucking take it New mutants and Sarah Paulson was also in think about it. Would this be a Not very listen to the entire main cast has all been associated with superheroes I'm not cars met outside of just this film Amazing, but I definitely recommend it. Highly recommend it for anybody who... Again, every movie that comes out as a superhero movie, these people also been in other superhero movies.

Yeah, 90. You don't say. You don't say. Who just likes a good plot twist as well as a lot of action. A lot of shit going down, a lot of fighting going down throughout this whole film I recommend it for anybody and everybody phenomenal Gumwad this film man. It's a high one. We're looking at 4.7 out of five You could almost watch a thousand times and never once be bored with it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Nothing about the film at all tell me one thing you know about the film other than who was in it and what other movies

He doesn't the good interview He starts the review by saying listen if you haven't seen this movie You're not gonna like this review because there's a lot of spoilers in it Yeah, and then he doesn't say anything about the movie other than there's a twist in it and then he goes well I'd recommend this for anybody maybe everybody but you're only talking to people you've already seen the movie are you recommending they go rewatch the film there were zero spoilers given out except for the fact that there are 24 characters at this guy's place 24 to regair you know what that's two dozen. Two dozen characters. Not all of

we're in the movie. Mind you. Alright. Yeah. I'll make them all wear the movie. But there were zero spoilers of that. I know nothing about this movie. Now that was the most fucking shallow surface. That was a review of the IMDv page. More than it was a review of that would be like doing a book report by reading the back of the book. And talking about, well, you know, you can eat popcorn when you read a book. In fact, you got popcorn at home when you read a book.

This book is 380 pages. That was really good from start to finish. There were words and chapters. Yeah. Now I want to point something out, Crows, because the first time we reviewed Shameless McKillian, he loved the movie that he was reviewing, and he said,

I gave a 4.5 out of 5. Because nothing's perfect. Yeah, it could always be better. Always been from the movie. It's always been from the movie. It's always been from the movie. 4.7. That's like an A plus plus, I would say, on his scale, right?

Praise. Is that out of five? Out of five. Lots of gum. Yeah, 4? Is that out of five? Out of five? Lots of gum? Yeah, 4.7 wads of gum. Out of five, that's some scale. Recommended, check it out guys, 100% love this movie. It's called Glass by M Night Shyamalan.

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I thought the corn would stay wall. And now, back to the show. This dude is fucking corny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. This dude is fucking corny! Hahaha! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

Alright guys, so due to the fact that this next part of the show, we're gonna be talking about a series, we of course have to leave Cinomania and go straight into an amazing, your other favorite category, my other favorite category, not category, what am I saying? I'm off track guys, Sorry, drank too much coffee. It's not his best podcast. That's for sure. Boy, he's a little off today. I expect more from him. I expect better. Nonetheless. Nonetheless. The next segment simply called

series. Break the code. I'm warning you, that's my face. Oh, we're doing it. Hold on a second. What do you guys like better? Cinemania or series Breakdown? Because I am torn. It's like picking your favorite child.

They're both amazing segments. I have to go with the Breakdown. It may be Lafator. Oh, just you wait. We're both amazing psychrists. I have to go with the breakdown. It may be laugh harder. Oh, just you wait. You will not be laughing. What you hear of dissected this series. There'll be no laughing going on here. So we're doing a current series now.

It's a, I love Lucy. Yeah. Change to a new one. I thought we have not listened to this previously. I, I love this here. I love Lucy is an amazing show the acting on this show Mac and come to my bitch Now you might have only seen four maybe saw five maybe it's all six maybe so seven

Four point seven fucking gums. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so as I said at the top of the show, we're going to be looking at the three seasons of the show from Netflix known as Slasher.

Yeah. Stop. I already talked about Jackass, the movie Glass in some detail. Yep, and like I said I highly recommend it anybody who just simply likes a good plot Or just Bruce Willis or Samuel Jackson or James Why is he reacting this? Guys if you're just joining us what we we did, a million hours, we talked about this movie. McAvoy, you will not lose. Now this next thing I feel like I might have mentioned before in another episode or what have you, but either way, they have just released

the third season, which in my mind is probably the last season. They do that a lot, uh, simply 30 episodes for a series. So you think it's the last season? They do the last 10 series. Yeah. They do a lot of shit in his mind, I believe. Sometimes the final season is the last one they do. Yeah, sometimes. That's a Netflix thing. Go for a movie. Because I'll be honest with you guys right here from the get. I don't 100% remember how the first two seasons went. What the fuck is this?

This guy's gonna review a show? He just remembered. So we joined season three of the bunch of characters that I already heard of. Yeah, they were a little bit of a supranikament. Well, no, let's go ahead. But let's talk about the actors. Did you know other plane characters? It's like, what other TV shows they've been. Yeah, I guarantee you talk nothing about the plot or how good of a show this is.

I have no idea, no clue. And that's what happens, man. That's the one thing I hate about television is... No, it's your brain, idiot. It's not television. He must hate television in general. I hate the fact that I could go back and watch it anytime I want to and I don't and I'd still review it on my podcast fucking characters. What shit they've done Yeah, the one thing I hate about television is is he different shows that are about different stuff

You know like friends with game of thrones You know like for instance we game of the For me segment This is our favorite part of the show series breakdown. I saw it. Oh, remember thing And that was series break down Hey guys, this is commercial break Long before they came out with the the final season You start to not care. Not only do not care, but you forget completely as to why you were so invested in the first place. Why did I like that character?

What is this person doing? You know, you find yourself connecting with these characters because, especially if you can binge watch, like friends, since you can go and watch all 11 seasons Well, that's retarded right now. You could do the same thing with friends or cheers. Oh my god Oh, you can get a boat for you. Invested same thing of breaking bad because you can watch all of it at once Hey, guys, did you go there? You're so easy. You can watch your time. It makes it harder to be

time makes it harder to be by convenience can I watch it all at once can I binge watch it no I have to wait for episodes to drop while I'm out but either way this is called slasher to tv series came out 2016 it is not rated it runs one hour and is simply drama horror and mystery and it's simply drama, horror and mystery. Simply. It's simply three categories. That is usual. The opposite of this series is an anthology series featuring rampaging serial killers leaving carnage in their wake as their next victims fight. Again, if you won't go back to listening to your show and clean it up, why should I listen to your show? You can't go back to a 35 minute long podcast and fix the part where you mispronounce easy words.

Yeah. That was perfect. I like that it's an anthology series which means it doesn't matter if you didn't watch the video. Yeah, no shit, yeah, exactly. I'm not even listening to his words anymore. Thank you for picking up on that. Just stay alive.

Okay, so I'm partially remembering. I think there might have been... No! It's all coming back to me now. Partially. You know, a lot like American Horror Story, where each season is a little bit different. Alright, so a series is directed by Craig David Wallace. here on regas. It's written by Aaron Martin and do you just say sleepy right? Yeah, I'm going to the slow poke and I'll answer it.

How do we get the cheese? Oh, the pussy got all. Sleep here on regas. The Mexican's finally laughing everybody. We finally got her. Sleep here on regas. He put on the gas the Mexican's finally laughing everybody Sleepy Rodriguez his prayers must have been hippies David Wallace sleep Felipe Rodriguez. I heard that right. I want to apologize.

Don't tell my superiors. It's my brother, Ricky Gonzalez. Hey, it's border jumper hey border jumper get over here All right, and Lucy page it looks like But yeah guys I am wow Hardly even know what to say about this You know what to say you don't even know what it is This is an amazing review already. I don't remember any of this. He's white because you know what to say. You don't even know what it is. This is an amazing review already. I don't remember any of this. Yeah. Here are the actors in it.

I don't know anything about it. I don't know what to say. Yeah. That's a clip from this guy that you should keep on your board is. I don't know what to say. Seriously. I'll tell you first and foremost that it's not a show for the faint of heart. Those who cannot deal with the slaster and or get gore and straight up carnage. For instance, to put it into a little bit better of a perspective, the very first episode of the third season.

Initially begins with a man, not within the first few minutes of the thing, okay, but the first episode certainly. Whatever, I'm not gonna watch it. You fucking lied to me, Shameless. What if it was four to half minutes to get to that part you said? Features, a guy being decapitated in the middle of the street with an axe and

Unlike how do you run movies generally where it's a single swing type of situation? With an act this guy's going to get jumped to me! I'm just too sleepy. I can't run! I can't run anymore! There's some bros who have got aerodynamic, man. Holy shit! I wish the adrenaline would be gone!

I just had so many for either of them. This chair keeps dragging me down. It's with like three swings and then he put the guy's head on the hood of a car, like an ornament. So if you can't even get past that, there's a lot, there's a lot, it gets a lot worse to say the least, okay? For instance, I can't even remember what episode I was on, but it really got me

because in the same episode they were dissecting frogs and I've never dissected a frog so I don't know what the hell the inside of it. In a horror movie, he was snapping up a hat and I've never dissected a frog so I don't know what the hell the inside of it in a horror movie He went he was snapping up a hat. He was homeschool Did we all that explains a fucking why we're not schooled at all? Is that possible you think he's a feral child? He's found him in the woods I mean he's not doing a book review podcast. That's true. That's true. Hey, what a dissecting. He's frogs man

I just I just can't believe that he went from. This is called slasher. It's gory. It's gruesome. There's an episode where they dissect a frog. It's a then-a-s-fucking-grade. That's not that crazy. What frog looks like and I'm like, hmm, that's gross. And before the episode's over, the bad guy ends up dissecting a teacher right there in the classroom. Is that a twist? And she's still alive as he is an artie of other work. And then he goes to cut the chest plate.

Oh man, it is horrendous. It is hard to watch, 100%. So if you can't deal with just the guy being his head cut off in the very beginning, you're not gonna get through the rest of the season. That's a ring you know. And that's just. Yeah, so far so good. Yeah, what the fuck?

He's only seen the first episode though so far. It says what it seems like. Because that's what he said. Yeah, he's like the first episode I watched the first five minutes. It's going. That sounds really good. It's the third season that I can remember you guys. I can't remember the first two seasons 100%

I literally did watched this third season Because I was like I know that show is crazy good. I guess we'll see you know Sometimes when you get back into a show that they help you you already went through this we already did this Shamest we know you don't remember it. You wish they were fetched you. We did five minutes on this You can fucking continue on to the next point was fucking I'm not following the same characters through it doesn't matter That season Sometimes they don't because sometimes last season has nothing to do with the newest season. That's why I felt But then again it the storylines do intertwine

Okay, all right. This is not your stereotype. How would he know that? He doesn't remember anything about the last season but there's a bunch of shit from last season it's in this season How do you know did someone tell you that? I think the guy I got to the capitated in the first scene Was in the last season He played a different character though he plays a lot of different characters Yeah, he's got 24 characters. Yeah, did you know that actors can play different characters? Fucking wow. That frog was an episode two. He finally got us come up and that first episode two is like, hello my darling. I'm like someone better fucking burn that frog. I'll watch every season

of the show. This is a show that is almost surprising to be on Netflix. It seems like an HBO type of situation, uh, a paper... What's the difference? There isn't really much anymore. No, not much. Netflix has really stepped up their game with nudity and violence. Right, it's terrific. Perfew situation maybe, it was, it's aggressive.

And I don't know if it was progressively getting worse as far as the Gore but uh, yeah, it definitely will hold you in Later on they cut up a thing and be like oh Should I shut this off? How much further is it gonna go? Oh, it's going there. Okay. Well We're already here watching so Might as well Okay, well we're already here watching so Yeah, can you get more popcorn or not? That's what I want Is reviewing things? Require you to continue watching them right should I keep watching this? I don't know

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter for this show. He's just gonna read the IMDb page either way. It doesn't really matter Well, this is bad. I mean for the movie review He said nothing this he at least remembered two things that happened in the show That's true. That is the deepest review I've ever heard him give and I've listen like nine of his fucking movie reviews of this boy You remembered some of it. That's good. That's all you just gotta decapitate somebody and that that get that gets on his radar that he can remember. Section type of thing. You know what I mean? Why do I spend so much time on that shit? It's aggressive, but what's really cool is the episodes in the third season are aptly named for the hours of the day. So episode one is 6am to 9am. So it's just a three hour span. Wow. And bought a boom-bottah bang. There you go. Three hours and it progresses like that. Episode two is 9am to 12pm.

So it's like the show 24 except for the show 24 was well written and had a story live with that number 24, man. Oh, 24! Yeah, he's coming up. This isn't something new. You know, he literally just said you really like what the show? The episodes have great titles. Yeah, great titles.

This episode's called 6-9. This one's about 9-12. Well, that's because what else do you talk about when you've never watched it? That's true, yeah. He's fucking looking at the video I love that there's 10 episodes came out of 2018 Oh, there's a back button Oh, no, that's the actual message

Episode three 12 p.m. To three p.m. We can't have a son saying Yeah, we see it, it's you and I'm saying Do you such a thing? But it's got tune of saying do such a thing but it's got a six seven and a ten. The series cast is Dean McDermott who is very versatile. They're all really good actors. Christopher Jacote, Jim Watson, Paulino Nunez, Katie McCormick, and let me just say this. Paulino Nunez looks very much like the guy from the devil's rejects

I can't think of what his name Weird names doesn't matter that much he just looks like if you see the devil's rejects You know the clown Joanne vana cola Paula You know what got the clown. Joanne, Vanacola, Paula, Broncati. I was saying a lot of, not so popular names, not people that I've ever really heard of. Why are you reading that? So what those people are? And by the way, what it points out to Shaymas shames I know he's listening to this right now if you get cast on a movie or a Netflix show You're probably a pretty good actor stop being so surprised. I want other shows really good actor

I can believe it's they play different characters. That's fucking amazing. This guy was a corpse online order once He was a pervert on a lot of water was it's on it up and I'll be honest that's the way it should go if you wanted to work you got you know you have to I don't know you have to really invest in it but I guess this was originally put on the channel the Chiller Network which I've never really heard of it is now on Netflix I don't know if they just bought it or what, but it is. I don't know whether they're opening.

The opening scene of the series shows the Carved Pumpkin. This is the direct homage to John Carpenter's Halloween. Okay, great. And is an exact duplicate of the beginning credits of Halloween, 1978. Okay, good. Season one, Sarah and Cam say they want to, they went to camp Monta Moteca with their kids, which is the setting of season two

So see I'm gonna have to binge watch it all again. Go right back through Parts of slash or actually Sudbury Ontario Whatever that is I guess I'm friends. I wonder where that is This whole podcast is filled up with everything he doesn't know Which is a lot So these actors have never heard of they filled it in a place. I've never been this I filmed in Sudbury Ontario

I filmed in Sudbury, Ontario. Whatever that is. I have to find out. Well, I was thinking he literally said I have some friends in Canada to find out. It's a whole country. Yeah, it's a big country. It goes to the east coast to the west coast. It's a whole, it's a Luxembourg that we're talking about. 32 million fucking people. I wonder if that my friends were there when they were filming it

Since medieval times the following punishments have been assigned to the seven deadly sins that goes with one of the seasons for sure Okay, okay, Ty Olson Glenn plays a character Benny in the show supernatural In a slasher Glenn's real name turns out to be Benny as well See that's beautiful. It's just like when I just recently found out and I I feel like I've heard it before But I just recently paid more attention to it and made the connection because there's a second it coming out Okay, that is that a lot of the movies tend to go together. What? The stories from Stephen King, they tend to go together. That's all.

This fucking asshole just found out that the books that Stephen King has been writing since the early 1970s that they're all related, he just found that out. Stephen King is five decades into his writing career, spawning the most popular films of all time, and he just found out that some of the books are related. Oh, and like you knew that! That's what it is! Like you knew all about that fucking shit! You fucking know all about this shit!

You got that right, I did Alex. Bullshit! Can I point out, I'm on the player.fm page for Chewd gum. He's got a bunch of tags for his podcast. I want to read you what his tags are. Now tags are used on the internet to find things that are related to things you're interested in, right? When you tag something you want it to say, like, I don't know, this would be like movie reviews.

Might be a good tech. Let me read you the tags. Science, tech, careers, society, higher education, what fashion and beauty, what lifestyle, business, What? Lifestyle. Business. Humans. Isn't it just all of them? Education. Music? Wow, okay. He's got me there, he's got me there. Social Sciences. Marketing.

What? Comedy. US government, yeah, I must just be every fucking day. Oh my gosh. History is in there. Graphic design is in there. I just heard about this guy, Steve. Honey.

Honey. It's studying. Recess. Is it there graphic design is in there. I just heard about this guy Steve Honey haul study recess Jim all right, what the fuck all right. We just learned something fascinating about we ever Stephen King but the stories from Stephen King they tend to go together That's awesome. That's fantastic because they just mentioned something about some crazy dog in Pet Cemetery. And they're obviously talking about Kujo.

Kujo. He got it. He got it. I feel like I was was watching Google in real time That's right, it's very nice. There's a place where Pennywise and all his doings took place

and that was simply the same area that the pet cemetery story takes place and Kujo. So I guess what I'm trying to say is I really enjoy when stories or shows that you wouldn't expect to kind of intertwine. It's all the same author. Why wouldn't you expect the dinner twine? What he just said that season one intertwines

with season two and that's you wouldn't expect that boy you never expect season one to be too related. That's what he just fucking said. They have the exact same name and it's the exact same show and it's the same actors But you can't believe these storylines. Yeah, actually intertwined. I could you imagine The next pet cemetery having Kujo in it or Kujo being the next movie coming out from a Stephen King book That'd be amazing because as a kid I grew up around these people and other kids who were afraid of dogs terrified and

That movie is definitely a reason that that is the case same thing with the clowns Stephen King is 100% eating baby food the reason that some of these fears have manifested I Mean let's let's be extra critical. That's a ridiculous observation. I have friends who are afraid of dogs I mean one got bitten by one on the face, but still good to be from this movie. I would imagine Are we out of the OP segment? This is this guy's in his early 20s. Okay. He has a girlfriend and a son. Son or a daughter.

Okay. A son or a baby. Son or a daughter or a baby. Let's go one or two ways. And this is what I know about Sheamus McHillian is that when his girlfriend gave birth, didn't make a sound. Yeah.

Yeah. Very important fact. Yeah, that's fact If it wasn't for I mean think about all these old movies if most of the horror movies from back in the day were simply Steven King's story is brought to life He was the master of And like 50 movies based on Stephen King properties is this guy saying what could you imagine if somebody made a movie based on a Stephen King book? That's what he just fucking said. Is that what he said? That's what he just fucking could you imagine if they made a fucking movie? Oh, I got all this stuff. I got all this stuff.

Now, if it wasn't for, I mean, think about all these old movies. If most of the horror movies from back in the day were simply Stephen King's story is brought to life. He was the master of a horror. How many can we name? But it doesn't matter. My point is, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But I mean, there's like a million fucking...

Yeah, I think he doesn't even say, though. He was saying that most of the old horror movies were Stephen King. It's not what it sounded like. No, it sounded like he said it. Could you imagine if all those old horror movies were Stephen King movies? Am I right? He split his own argument halfway through. Could you imagine if maybe maybe I'm born out of my mind? Yeah, I've just

lost the ability to follow what this guy's talking about. It's very possible. I would like to see another Kujo film. You already said that. Yeah, I mean, in the year 2019,o film you already said that yeah, we know the year 2019 2020 whatever okay Great because that's gonna be scary Your buddy kujo was a shit movie And like I want to see you know really walk on no you don't And it's good. It's good. I want to see you do like King. No, you really don't And it's shocked yeah, but the new lens amazing dog. It's like remaking the sandlot and having a the CGI dog and

Not even CGI, but yeah, right. Yeah, I mean it probably would be Who is he arguing with right now, but it would definitely be more interesting than just the The regular large St. Bernard or what have you you still skinny, but it would definitely be more interesting than just the the regular large St. Bernard or what have you? You fuck you, but not anything wrong with the sale of it. There wasn't a CGI dog. I don't know why he's making it anymore. There wasn't a regular large dog.

I'm just gonna let it go. Oh, they remake the music. Let's really up the audio here. CGI car. Because the cars don't exist anymore You know what they should do Kevin? Bigger They should make a new

Jaws And they should have a CGI shark A CGI shark Could you imagine? What if that shark got pulled up in a tornado Oh, I'm gonna say his buddies We're also pulled up a few tornadoes They would call that They would need a very versatile shark actor for that

They would probably a shark actor that can play a lot of characters Who knows we'll see either way. I really did this fucking. I can't even express how crazy this this season here of Slash or was does he like this? in here of Slash or was. Does he like this? Does he like this show? I don't. Yeah. It's fucking crazy.

Some guy got his head chopped up. There was a frog. He was. He was. Yeah. I mean, I'm not following. Is this good? How many gumwads is he going to give this show?

Let's do a prediction. I'm going to say four. Four out of five. Four point six. Three point three point five. Three point five. Two. Two. You set me up. You set me up. You want a fucker? 4.6 3.5 3.5 2 2 You set me up you set me up you motherfucker. I'm gonna say 4.5

Remind me a lot of the the movies one of the saw series You guys have seen the you guys have seen saw saw one two three four all the up to seven and now jigsaw basically stating that it's it's very Gore filled a lot of blood a lot of crazy deaths in its intense I can't even I don't know how to explain it. Sir saying the show's slasher is like a slasher film I think that's why they did that dummy It is a very intense show hard to watch, but if you can get past it you

When the answers come to the light You're like, okay, I was not expecting that very much like amnit Shamelon How are you? I'm gonna do guys the newest season is available right now on Netflix But as far as the gum wads are concerned. I have to say 4.4 I was so fucking close more terrifying Right if it was shitty there's nothing he watches it is at least a 4.2 I should have told you guys that I cheated a little bit there

God damn it. I was I will send 4.4. I'm gonna go back and fix this at both 4.2 I should have told you guys that I cheated a little bit there God damn it. I was I will send 4.4 I'm gonna go back and fix this a post 4.4 That's gonna sound so natural There's someone at Netflix right now. I was like working on a slight bump and Somebody said this guy some some hats. Yeah. He really likes slasher. He's been adorning us up and down. How many June gumwas did we get? Get sleepy while I'm reggae's on the phone.

He needs to know about this. Oh, he's not working with the fields on every line. No, he's not. It's the rest of time we get caught up in the air. Get raky. The acting that you're not going to find it believable, it just makes more sense for it to be better, for it to be realistic. Can I read the description of Chewd gum? I know I should have done this at the beginning. So I don't think we all knew where it goes into. Chewd gum is an entertainment critic podcast. Sure is.

Dysighting entertainment while trying to be informative and humorous. Of course. There's a comma after informative. There's not three things there. We're trying to be informative and humorous. Come listen to us, chew up entertainment. You chewed it up, all right.

It's there anything informative about anything that we've heard. No. What does it say we dissect Dissecting entertainment while trying to be informative, but not you know, but not frauds Well, there's enough frogs. I said that's good. I don't like it. I don't like that Is he thinks it's informative because it's reading IMDB to me? Is that why he thinks it informative? It shows

This reads you I am. Do you imagine this guy showed before the internet it would be TV guide seven o'clock jeopardy. 730. We'll afford you. Yeah, we'll afford you. I don't know anything about this. I never heard of it. I know.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Alright guys, well thank you so much for tuning in. As always, this has been a fun time. I had a good time doing this episode. Nope, some creep too. Again, he has to explain that it was fun.

You know that's not the case when you had to explain. We had a great time today. No, to no one. Yeah, I don't think that's true. Your movies here are Creepy TV series, series is, is that what it is? I don't know. It's definitely not.

It's definitely not series is. All right, nonetheless, check them out, man. You will enjoy them, especially if you're... You like the dark side. A darker side of horror movies. The graphics side. The gory side. You can't go wrong.

The lighters side of horror movies. I don't know what we're doing. I don't know what we're doing. That stuff really happened. I like to watch horror movies and reverse, it's like oh the ghost was never here. What do you say about things that are happening? Back it up 15. You like the dark side, the darker side of horror movies, the graphic side, the gory side. You can't go wrong.

Thankfully it is a movie and none of that stuff really happened So slasher wasn't based on a real story that's Fortunately guys I used to be fooled by this back in I was at my teams, but now I know it's just a move It's not a real thing it's happening. Oh, I'm really was to capitated. Yeah My mom held me real tight. Let meob. Yeah, that's not a real thing it's happening. Oh, I'm really was decapitated. Yeah. My mom held me real tight. Let me know. Sorry, girl. Just a boobie.

Jason's here. Oh, Jason. Hope. But either way, if you enjoy the show, please jump over on iTunes, Apple Podcast, whatever, what have you. And leave a five star review. Five stars only, man.

That's the only thing that makes a difference. If you don't have anything nice to say, as my mom taught me, don't say anything at all. So, whoops! And we don't have to be in conflict and we can all laugh. He did not learn that lesson. He says everything.

He says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says,

he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, She should have timed his shut up. He's the, Jen. He's the host of his own podcast. He's fine. He's doing pretty well. You're just a jiggles department. I mean, you're the head of the jiggles department. Thank you for acknowledging that.

Thank you. Live on enjoying our lives and not being hateful towards one another. Oh my gosh, you can barely speak that out. I think he's talking to me. I gotta get it. You don't have anything nice to say. As my mom taught me, don't say anything at all. It's easier. Then we don't have to be in conflict and we can all live on.

I'm enjoying our lives and I'm going to be cool towards me or another. On top of that, you feel like doing more for the show, like some of the lovely people out there such as the lazy stoner Go ahead and become a patreon patron and donate at patreon.com Jude gum just like the show as well as you can make a one-time donation at PayPal dot you want to guess how many patrons and Anything helps man really keeps me me I'm gonna say 17

4.4 I haven't looked yet Any guesses Cecilia for Chris He mentioned one person's name he said thank you to so and so if anybody else wants to be a patron. I'm gonna say one It's what Yes, he's making five bucks about these got one patron. The stoner guy. He has more patrons and friends. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, if he really is a celebrity. That's true. Yeah, working hard. This is the part of the show and happens every time. It's the part of the show where I get two meme. And Jennifer the Jewels apartment gets upset. That's the one. It happens every time. Because he mentioned the guy's name out. I gotta make this up. We get some sad

Cuz he mentioned the guys name out I gotta make this up But I finally be cumulative over time he's put out like a million just like the show anything at all It's easier. They wouldn't have to be in conflict and we can all live on Enjoying our lives and not being hateful towards one another You know you can stop you can stop the podcast and he picks up the phone and goes being hateful towards one another. Come on, I'm bros. This is one of the other. You know, you can stop. He gets off the podcast and he picks up the phone and he goes, is dinner guy? Yeah. I mentioned you in the show.

Yeah, thanks to the five bucks. But that, you feel like doing more for the show, like some of the lovely people out there, such as the lazy stoneers. Yeah. Did you hear that? If you want to do more like some of the other people out there such as the lazy stoneers. So the one person. Yeah, the other one person is right. For example, yeah, the list goes on. Go ahead and become a Patreon

patron and donate at patreon.com. We boring you, crows. Crows are already checking this text message. Yeah, we almost ran for this thing up. Slash. It's all right. Don't worry about the way it's done. Just like the show, as well as you can make a one-time donation at paypal.me. Slash. Chewd. And anything helps, man. Really keeps me up. What was that address? Paypal.me. Slash. Chewd. And? Chewd. I don't know. What was that address? Pickled that NE slash chewed and? Chew, I don't know.

Working hard, doing what I do, and, you know, making content to entertain you guys to the best of my ability. I believe that we have been bad, at least being honest. And I have a lot of fun. Because of you guys that actually make it all worth it. Once again, this has been chewed gum, and I have been shameless but killin'. Until next time guys, stay creating, forever create, good night slim. I think you saw a new page there.

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This kid made the music right? This is the music of a man man. This is the guy that downloaded two loops. He had played a Pokemon game. Yeah. There's nothing really that relates. BPM, be damned. Yeah. Don't care. All right, well that wraps it up.

We got through the whole thing, everybody. So this fucking idiot. Yeah. He knows nothing. I'm your host, James McKillin. Oh, sorry. I'm getting out of here. Oh, no, no.

That's what hell is. It's a battle. Player.app. Just starts playing the next episode. Like, why would you think I'd want to hear that? Yeah. What makes you think that?'t want to hear that? Yeah. What makes you think that? So he knows nothing about film, nothing about film criticism.

Correct. Definitely not enough to know that he sucks at film criticism. Correct. He knows nothing about communicating, nothing about speaking English, nothing about telling a story or conveying any information at all. And he knows so little about it that he doesn't know that he sucks at it.

And he clearly doesn't know shit about podcasting or making anything that anyone could possibly enjoy for any reason whatsoever. You know what he does know? How to upload his show and have it syndicated on the fucking internet. That's the one thing I wish he didn't understand. Yeah. No shit. If only he didn't understand that element, we would never be in this predicament. Yeah. This wouldn't exist right now. And the world would be a better place. I'd be in bad practice. Ha ha ha ha. All right.

Well, guys, I want to thank you very much. I saw about the bad. I want to thank everybody for coming over and joining us for this experiment. We'll see how it went. I don't know. This is my prediction. Yeah.

You're going to drop this episode and be like, what the fuck are we? Yeah, where's gonna drop this episode and be like what the fuck What's going on with all the old shit what's with all the experimental bullshit? Why is that fucking Kevin guy there? Yeah, what the fuck Carl you always a fucking To get by it. We all have cross-o-souls So for Jen from the Jinginguist Department, the Mexican cabin, Chris Kroge, I want to ask everybody to please tune in to Who Are These Podaks Next Week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all, Who Are These Podaks. Sleep well, every single party. Party in the must-vis

of Morning Radio. And now the show is going to be... Everybody don't laugh! Really don't laugh. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone.

What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Alright, well that was fun. So next week we'll be back again with Croge and Doug from the Who's Right Podcast and I want to get everybody very excited about that episode So it's time for If you're not familiar this is the part the show where we play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's podcast. Next week we're back to our regular format,

asking people to do homework, listen to a shitty show, pull clips, have thoughts, and this is said shitty show. Motherfucking podcast time. This is the last one ever. Stop by. For this season. We're taking a summer break. Hi, Ed is tight. One is done and we're going to go

Jackie. Each other. We're back. I'm going to have a full beard. Are you? Yeah, me too. Also. Me too on Max and Matt.

They touched me inappropriately and I didn't like it. So me too. Also, me too on Max and Matt they touched me inappropriately and I didn't like it so me too Me also me as well. So how's your day, man? Let's I mean I can introduce anybody Get it Crack it So you could tell this is gonna be a lot of fun with these idiots all just shooting the shit with each other This is a show called Thoughts Fellas, a suggestion that came in from Larry through our website, and Larry, thank you very much.

We're excited to be reviewing Thoughts Fellas, which Larry described as, I should pull up the note. He says, since you're a cranky old boomer, I know you hate millennials, so here's a podcast for you. Okay, I'm exhausted time for a nappy poo. I don't think that these are millennials because these kids are in college still. I think these are Zoomers, but irregardless, it's whatever.

They're all assholes who cares. They suck at podcasting, and we're looking forward to reviewing that before we end the show this week. I do want to get to some voicemails. Some important things are happening on the voicemail segment starting with our friend purple who said he's not going to call in anymore because his friends discovered who he was and with our friend Purple who said he's not going to call in anymore because his friends discovered who he was and this is Purple's friend calling in. Hey this is Purple's friend I go by green. I love the show but I got to say Purple's

voicemails are the most homosexual things I've heard in a while. It's bad enough that he assigns colors to all of his friends, but then he starts bragging that his voice mails got played on some podcast we've never heard of before. But then we listen to this show and have to hear if the annoying voice all the way from his introduction to his gay little bag like his Eric Cartman or something. Anyways, love the show.

Call me back. So I thought purple was bullshit, you guys, when he said that he got docs by his friends, but apparently that is true. There's green talking all about it. This is a voicemail from Chrissy Mayer. Chrissy Mayer called into the show. Hey, Carl. This is a Chrissy Mayer.

This is how he talks. I just want to let you know that I've heard like, what's going on between you and Kaya. You know what I'm saying? going on between you and Kaya. You know what I'm saying? How are you giving Bob? My call in I'll be seeing. I just feel tremendously bad. So what I want to do this week is I want to call in and just look and feel, talk about your podcast here for this week. You know, your little shell. You know, I love it. It's great. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's really interesting. If you don't mind really quick, I'm gonna do this quickly.

Do something really quick. I'm gonna back to you in my house. Okay? So if you just continue talking about your podcast, well I just love everything. I'm sure you don't mind right? Alright, yeah. Oh. What? You have to let me go? Oh, well, well, maybe next time, I'm sorry. You have a good one, hi Carl, call me back. Chrissy Mayor wants to reschedule her appearance here on WATP and maybe we'll make that happen, but I have to explain why we don't have an episode that was recorded this weekend.

It's because we had Dave Landau lined up yet again. And yet again, the night before we're going to record at about 12.30 a.m. He sent me a, we were DMing back and forth all week about the show we're going to review and OPE segment, things like that. DMing back and forth all week about the show we're gonna review and Opie segment things like that He sends me a note that says oh, man. I got a gig at Gotham and there's a private party or the hotliner backed out So they want me to do that. It's it's a good paying gig. So sorry, man. I got to I got to do that And this is fine. It's just the second time it's happened.

And you know, fool me once. Shame on you fool me twice. Don't get fooled again. Is it what we like to say here in this household? So I am no longer going to try to get Dave Landau booked on this show. I've learned my lesson. This is not working out,

but we still love Dave and the Anthony Cumia show and everything they're doing over there. And it seemed like he was actually gonna come on this time. All right, I have a voicemail here from Boomer Guy. And I don't play Boomer Guy's voicemails anymore, but this one made sense to me. I thought we needed to play it Hey, Carl. It's your boy Boomer guy I got my submission of the cringe of the week and that is Andy on your fucking show

My god Why the fuck is he still alive? He's not funny, he's not creative, none of his jokes land. Also your, I guess, BC boys thing, I didn't land because nobody fucking knows that song that you referenced. But yeah, no, Andy off the fucking show, man. I know he's your brother-in-law and but like, stop throwing favors out for him. Has me on the show instead. Anyway, it's go fuck yourself, Agate. Uh, boomerguy, I'd love to have you on, but I'm too busy pretending the Dave Land out was gonna co-host with me.

I thought that was a funny call. I like that boomerguy's explaining to me which jokes landed and which did not. I like that. I wish I had that in real time as I'm talking if just Boomer guy could just DM me or tweet me or something and just say, landed, not landed, not so much. Okay, really need that feedback in real time. Dracula called in again and he was not thrilled

with one of our segments from last week. Hey Carl, this is Dracula. Maybe I'm one of the few people left on the internet who isn't completely cynical and jaded or maybe I'm just a pussy, but that entire segment of usually shitting on the guy with the dead kid was just depressing. I can't imagine for a second what he's going through

and every fucking day he's just a wake up and be reminded that he can't even tell his kid hello. I know that was hardly the entire podcast and I know you three were trying to find eqmer in it regardless but maybe screen your episode takes a little better or I'm just a pussy who knows five stars. Listen I'm not saying it's a good thing that a 15 year old kid died. I just don't understand why this asshole had to go on the internet and Go through all of his kids shit and play it for people. I just seemed seemed weird to me. All right. Here is

Bacon this is the 17 year old from Oklahoma who calls back in God damn it Hey, it's bacon again that 17 year old idiot from Oklahoma. I figured I should create a rate that each time I come on, it's a bit funny in LA. Yep. So, I just finished the latest episode of W-A-T-P. First off, fuck you to the 15 year old kid. You're inferior to me in every way. first off fuck you to the 15 year old kid you're in period of me and everywhere and second off fuck you to the guy that was Saying that I was begging for my voice mill to be played. It was played. It's just played alone

You know, I actually had everything scripted out today. I was gonna be super nice, you know Kind of a compliment Carl and Ty from the yeah should do that podcast cool but no I heard this shit and I got all fired up I pissed off mother fuckers thanks for making the long errors on my my big green tractor variable and all that fun shit stand or Santa Claus look at out and fear on Couseroo. See you around Couseroo. This is a voicemail from an Australian who has something to say. I call on calling because he of some podcasts and I like all bro.

I don't make fun of podcasts. I like all bro. Cause you bro man. Are you from my uncle? I am a head day. You make fun of. You're from my Aqua Hyamahead day. You make my Aqua Hyamah. You're such a bad man. I make fun of what comes to the lock.

I think that's Australian sarcasm. I could be wrong. Here is a caller who hates the voicemail segment. All right, Carl, you boomer, fuck. You're one of the problem is, is your fucking podcast? It's a fucking voicemail segment. If no, it's not the stupid shit coming out of your viewers' mouths. It's fucking you, Carl. All right, because in the background, we hate smacking your lips, we hate scratching at your fucking neck, beard, and we hear you breathing till gutting hard, because obviously it takes a lot of ideas to sit down for two hours and record a fucking podcast.

Do you want to like to fix it? One, hold your breath. Two, move away from the microphone. Three, edit your fucking podcast. At least do that one, or else you're officially worth an opi radio. Because at least they don't fucking have opi breathing in the background of their voicemail.

Or if they do, I'd never heard I don't do a fucking podcast. That's all part quick. Anyway, tell Kyle to call me back. Okay, call that guy back. I'll give you his number. We have one more voicemail to play. Hey, Carl. Y'all should do the Sleep Whisper's podcast by Whispering Harris. It's an ASMR

podcast on the ASMR and insomnia network. You all should do it because ASMR is fucking retarded and you all need to make fun of this. Go fuck yourself. ASMR is fucking retarded. I would agree with that. With that's an interesting suggestion. Maybe we'll check that out. All right, well, I want to thank all the Couser Rooz for joining us this week, and I'll leave you with this. All right, kisses, you sag it. Kill yourself.