Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep161 - Thoughts, Fellas?

Episode Date: July 7, 2019

People who think that higher education is overpriced and potentially a scam need only to listen to these collegiate brainiacs. They'll learn ya. Doug from Who's Right and Cros from nothing you've ever heard of join the show to suffer through this trainwreck of a podcast.  We also catch up on Opie Radio, revisit the Comedy Button, and listen to people praise last week's episode. We have lots of new merch - http://bit.ly/watp-merch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Thoughts Fellas. This was a suggestion that came in from Larry. Fuck you, Larry. We have all listened to this show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Matt Max with two axes in Anthony.

And we listened to an episode called Bull of Milk that also featured Mark as a special guest. And I want to explain why we chose this specific episode. I was listening to episode 34, which is now gone from the internet. They've taken it down. But in episode 34, which is now gone from the internet. They've taken it down. But in episode 34, they start off by saying, the best episode we've ever recorded to date is Bull of Milk. So I didn't want to go after their shitty product. I want to, let's find their best episode.

Yeah. And let's see what these guys are up to. Yeah. Just thinking of every podcast did that for you, said, hey, this is our best episode. Everything else that we put out is worse than this. Yeah, they would be very helpful. Shameless, if you could start doing that,

I'd love to know what you think is your best episode. So these guys are college aged. Yeah, they're young people. They're young people. They hang out and the format of the show is they riff and they just make a lot of jokes. Yeah, it's a lot of just rapid fire, just fucking hilarity going on. I wanna start off, this guy's talking

about this joke that he thought of, and it kept him up at night, it was so funny. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I was thinking of this joke, that's obviously not very funny, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. No, it's making me laugh It's like boy meets world part two. He's back and this time he's hungry

I got to give it to him. That's pretty funny. That's great boy meets world two this time. He's hungry That would get me up to Could you do me a favor play play my 16 It falls right in line with what you just played. I guess I'd I call a lie. Which I've got your kidney stone. Honestly, I had absolute banger of it. We didn't. Yeah, no, we definitely.

Yeah. Did you guys talk about my kidney stones? We might have. We did. That was we probably know. I had a wonderful joke. You remember that earlier, but I don't know if I'm gonna wild out on the pod What was your the fucking grand terino too? You've been saying all we can one joke

Yeah, I don't remember we laughed it's a pretty hard I'm barely sent in I'll take him it'll take him ten minutes to say it. All right, so he never gets to the fucking joke. Yeah All you have to do is explain that you have a funny joke and that's good enough for me. I liked it I love these guys anger of a joke. Yeah, I have a banger of a joke I can't tell it to you on a podcast that all we're doing is trying to tell jokes. I'm not gonna wild out on the pod Well the first thing is that these guys have no lives and they're never separate. Every story that they have is like, hey, do you remember when we were in Trader Joe's and do you remember when we were at the mall and do you remember when I was in the back

tub and like, everything is as weird that they're like the three stooges or whatever. Like they're always together or whatever. The other thing is that holy fucking one person finish a fucking sentence. These fuckers talk over each other. Yeah. Noms thought. Cause like this whole thing is one big clip because they never say something that's not stupid, but they can never finish a sentence. Like so my intro to the show, like let's just listen to my number one. This is the first 30 seconds of the show. Unedited. This is what happens. Don't give up on shit time to money. Dude, we're in the same place. Hell yeah!

I'm gonna fucking fuck you up. I'm gonna fucking fuck you up. You're gonna fucking fuck me up. I'm gonna fucking fuck you up. I'm gonna fucking fuck you up. That sounds slightly out of the to me. I think you lied to us. Alright, I made Sweden just a little bit.

But that is my summary of the show. Holy fuck you guys. You guys just don't get it. You're old boomers, you don't get it. I guess not. I did something in the same vein. So I too noticed that sometimes they step on each other when they're talking.

Sometimes I have a clip, it's marked entire episode. And what I did is I took the entire episode and cut it up into 15 second chunks and then layered it. So, this is a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. WTP and even when we hear a good podcast We have to say oh I didn't like it, but I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be real these guys are funny They have a lot of funny jokes and the one guy does a spot on Russell Brandon, yeah, let's hear it Let's hear it and the thing about impressions guys and I want to I can't emphasize this enough

It's not enough to sound like the guy you did material. Oh, yeah to go with it and this is a home run We just have to take the first I want to point something out about that clip. The other guys are talking over them. They're jealous. They're like, oh, this guy's trying to hog the spotlight because he's obviously the most talented. Yeah.

Of the group. So everybody knows the first rule of doing impressions is you have to introduce yourself by name as the celebrity typically does over over again. Yeah. Well, hold on a second. Because they all talked over him and ruined his genius bit He comes back to it about four minutes later. Yeah, I'm Russell friend. I'm Russell I was married for nine times a year. No, that's all I had to put here.

What the hell is this? This is the fucking absurd. If there was every group of autistic people that I wish would get kidnapped, it's these people. Yeah. Oh, not Doug. We don't step on true talent around here. All right.

That's not one of the things that we do. Let's let this guy finish his amazing Russell Brad impression. I was really renovated. That's cool. I'm an evil guy, Viby. I was really renovated. That's cool. I'm a evil guy, Viby. I'm a evil guy, Viby. I'm still griffin' and I'm a evil guy, Viby.

And I'm Russell Bradd. And I was married with Kay Perry for two years. I'm Russell Bradd. I love that impression, because he just says the guy's name. And then the only fact he knows about him, which are two facts. He just says it over and over again. Now, I know you guys want to keep moving on.

One more thing I want to point out because that impression spot on an amazing. It is. And that guy's great. So, right after that, I don't know if it's the same guy it must be. They do something I've never heard anyone do before. They do an impression of not Paul McCartney or Ringo. We've all heard that. He doesn't impression of all four Beatles.

That one. Oh, on the Beatles. Oh, on the Beatles. Oh, on the Beatles. That's a great impression. I think they actually had the Beatles there. Yeah. That was what they used to say.

Oh, on the Beatles. Could you play my number 13? This is more of his great impression work. Oh, yeah, of course. This is. Hey, Anthony, what's the one you're also here? Hey, Bob This is more of his great impression work. Yeah, of course. What's the line? You're a pop. Be a pop. Let me get a job. Cheese and a fucking pack of fronto.

Fine, Brooklyn. No, that I don't. Okay, so the guy asked him to do the impression and then stepped all over it when he was doing it. So 30 seconds later, play, play my 14. 30 seconds later, he goes right back into it for no reason the fuck it I know the fuck you chat cheese and a fuck I know it's the idea of appropriating different yeah yeah just random shit see this is the things that you guys can't keep up because you're old boomers yeah this is the new style now this is

what people are doing I was like let's go move this then this then this again the back yeah I'd love to play for you some of the real edgy humor that really turned me on. Yeah, you guys are adjords. Yeah, my number three was some like some ethnic humor. Why are all Italian kids so fucking greasy? Because they never wash them after they get cold cuts out of the plastic deli wrap.

That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's funny. Let's have an old archie bunker joke. Yeah, the studio audience loves that one, man. That's some great shit. And then they go back to the fat Italian well, my number four. Then I slurp all the cream out of a canole,

and then I use the outer shell to slurp out beef juice. The fat fucking Italian face! Yeah, I don't know what the fuck these guys are on about this whole time, man. Holy shit. Alright, let me explain what's going on here, because you guys are picking up what they're putting down. Yeah, apparently, man. You got to school us.

Okay. I'm going to play a clip, and I think this will explain the entire phenomenon that is Thoughts Fellas. Yeah. Arnold Palmer. It's a half-season half-limiting. That's cock-hap-hice. Half-hap-haw. Arnold Palmer. You know this, but the podcast has been getting increasingly more wild.

I did tell, dude, this episode, like, because I listened to the last couple, this episode seems like it's just very wild. I did tell dude this episode like because I listened to the last couple this episode seems like it's just very wild. I did do it. If you compare to the first episode, it's those were interesting. Oh, we were trying to be normal. We were trying to have a job in the future and now we're talking about now. This is just like a dog. Well, we haven't talked about it. This is just a worse version to come down. No, it's like come down. Oh, we have it's just a worse version of come town now I see I don't agree with that they say this is like come town, but it's worse. I think it's better

I think these guys are oh come town and come town. Ah, I think you just pulled six of my clips Sorry Sorry. Well, the problem here is that these guys here older funny comedians acting like little kids. And then little kids think, oh, that's how I act. So I must be funny too. I guess what I'm saying is I blame come down for most of the bad podcasts out there, and especially this one. All right, sorry, I just ruined the momentum that we had going there. I crushed everything with that. down for most of the bad podcasts out there, especially this one. Oh, all right.

Sorry, I just ruined the momentum that we had going there. I crushed everything with that. Can we listen a few more of their jokes? Yeah, well, this is like, I think this is like some zoom or humor. This is like when you grow up with the act of shooter drills and shit, you think number seven is funny. Are you 21 though?

I am 12. A real gun of two people. Yes, I am talking in pants and post. Like I pass all the tests for my for my foie gras or whatever and then I just go man I can't wait to get this gun so I can shoot my friends. The guy just laughs and gives me the best approach. Man that's good stuff. Adji, man. And if you don't mind me playing one more, this is rapid fire, and I know that it's hard to hear all the punchlines, but that's not my fault, that's these fucking assholes talking over each other. But I gave a little audio for, so you can hear just how rapid fire they are, and how each fucking joke is worse than the next, this is number eight. We spent like 30 minutes in the car just coming up with Jimmy AIDS World fucking puns. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? He eats world. He eats, Jimmy. Jimmy sheds world, but he's at the end of the time.

No, no, that is funny. There's nothing funny about any of that. And these guys are like, we spent 30 minutes in the car. I know they were in the back of a station wagon with somebody's mom driving him somewhere. I just know that these fucking guys have no life experience and nothing going on. I, because you played that, I have to play my

Jimmy eats world bit clip. Please do. Some of this is going to overlap. I'll clean it up and post. Yeah. No, go to the top. They say all these jokes that are funny and then one of the guys hits on a joke that they go, oh shit, that's the joke. So I know that you wanted to pull it out of context. Make it seem like they're always now funny. But you'll see that they do finally get to the funny joke. That's the end of this time he's playing soccer. Yeah, we already came up with that. No, I know. I think we ran through all of it. We ran through the You'll see that they do finally get to the funny joke We did great

We're not doing slam rions Yeah, we did that Jimmy Jimmy Yeats World There is nothing Jimmy Yeats World That's good! You can do it! We said Jimmy Yeats World But what did Jimmy Yeats World again? Jimmy Yeats World And it was only five minutes to get there man That was the butt was the punchline It's like in a writer's room like we're watching the Simpsons right at room

So I think what they considered the gold standard what they were looking for for their big laugh is my number one This is what I think they think is the funniest joke they've ever heard Okay Maddie boy pussy lips McGee Maddie boy, aka pussy lips McGee We also got this boy Did you know Dude, how did you not know? You've always been pussy.

Jesus Christ. That's right. I like that. We also got a barric. And that one's so good, they come back to it again. My number six is part two of that saga. You're part of that subredder. Hey, it's pussy lips McGee.

I'm gonna cuddle it all up. That's the best thing I've ever seen. That's the best thing I've seen. On the day of my daughter's wedding. No, that's not me. Pussy looks McGee. I mean, there was five minutes total of Pussy Lips McGee humor. But what you're not understanding is that Pussy Lips McGee is obviously an Italian name.

So that's why they went right to the sopranos and the godfather. When I hear McGee, I'm just like, are you what part of Italy are you from McGee? And this plays into something that I think is, this is a real thing, this is my number 16. Okay. This someone called a pussy in the sopranos. I watched like, probably a couple halves of episodes that put it together. I've seen upwards of 10 hours of sopranos. I've definitely seen most of the sopranos.

I don't think I've seen a whole of it. I've seen a bunch of half of episodes and therefore I'm a fucking expert in this. Up to 10 hours of the sopranos. That's a lot. And I know this is me and Old Man going off, but I got kids and I talked to my kids friends and I talked to my kids. And they've all seen YouTube videos and everything and they're experts and everything. And none of them know what the fuck they're talking about ever. and everything and none of them know what the fuck they're talking about ever and if I can go a little more made uh these they the one guy says at one point that they're they're all 21 yeah so at one point they start talking about their life experiences here's my number 14 okay my third grade teacher was fucking dope dude

and that's like every every teacher before fourth grade was pretty dope like I'm not gonna lie Now you've got a hot microphone you're uploading shit to the internet and you're talking about your fourth grade teacher So let me this is a message to all you young folks out there You don't know shit you haven't done shit and you need to shut the fuck off Thank you. Thank you Yeah, but you're not understanding that this you know Understand this as lord is paving a path that you don't even understand You're not you're not talking about their teachers. This guy goes off

Honestly fuck my fourth grade teacher. She was this crazy fucker I mean, I didn't know you could do that on a podcast. Yeah. That's really add-ge stuff. I mean you're acting like they shouldn't even have a podcast. I don't think you understand that they're reinventing what podcasts are. There are a bunch of fucking gamers that are talking about their fourth-grade teachers and and I know I know I know I know I know I know this is so fucking cliche. They won't put their phones down. Number two. Okay.

What is my phone doing right now? Mark asked a phone. We're trying to record it five times. Oh, it's a good thing. We too. We too. No, we got it. So, two of the four boys are on their phones. Mark, put the phone down.

Who are you talking to? Who? Who are you talking to? How quick are you texting back and forth? Jesus. But Danny DeVito is probably, I don't know. I think he's Harry. Yeah. And they finally get the one guy to put the fucking phone down.

That's, they spend half the show yelling at each other about their fucking phones. They finally get the guy to put the phone down. They're like, boy, you think Danny DeVito is Harry when he takes a shirt off? That's their fucking topic. Pick your like, boy, you think Danny DeVito is hairy when he takes a shirt off? That's their fucking topic. Pick your phones back up, you assholes. Why do, why do we even fucking bothering with this? And just like everybody their age, they think that if they were to include themselves in it,

they're gonna make it better. Yeah, play my number 12. Ever, from the beginning, a Spider-Man homecoming. Oh, why do we have a, we we have then walls here I do remember that I just just a weird like his delivery on that was just so like so do you think the spider-man movies would be better if I was in them yeah yes I do I do think they'd be better if you were in them so can we you're on to something here

Doug can we talk about some of the topics that they cover? Like these are just real quick ones for me. Here's my number nine They are definitely legs that are attached to his body. Yeah, the best legs in the group probably made you Okay, the shorts on I would have I did have shorts on I think I think it's actually you hey Doug you want to compare legs? Well, we're on this podcast Is that what don't you mean do it? Don't you mean games and that was like five minutes in there already out of shit to talk about as soon as they hit record By the way the guy says hey you got nice games and the other two guys had no idea what he was talking about He's got the gams up until a certain point

Yeah, what is the gams? You know, I don't No, it's a plan and what is the game? You know no, say it. What is it? You know, you got the I have to look it up right now. It's not like anything bad You got though you got the legs up until you got the good-looking legs up until a certain point. That's not an abbreviation That's a subtle. I never said it. It's a thing. You've never heard of that. No, no, have you heard of it ever? No, that's that's I don't know

Yeah, now seriously, I'm not even fucking with you. This is like talking to fifth graders. Yes, what does that mean? What does that mean? You're like, well use context clues in complete genuinenality. It's a true thing So play my number five. I'm good at smoky shits, dude. All right. And then my calves are about the size of Matt and Max's heads. Just like these calves. Yeah, big calves. I have no idea, bro.

Your calves are quite impressive, dude. Fucking boulders, my guy. I've got nice calves. I crushed cans with them. Basically, me, I'm a fucking hunk Basically, that's a magic magic mic more like magic max. I deserve to be up there with these legs more I fucking hate all of these guys. Yeah, I was just gonna say I fucking hate these kids So let's talk about some of the other great shit they talk about here's number 10

I've been had pineapple crush in a minute. This shit's fine. It goes hard Oh, it's like an acquired taste. You got to like get into it. Whoo. Alright This fucking pineapple crush is in a choir taste. I I clipped that too. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard It's a fruit flavored soda that has got fucking 200 grams of sugar in it your children and you need to shut the fuck up Pineapple crushes for baby. Yeah, it goes hard. Absolutely. No, you know what's an acquired taste?

Pussy. There you go. Thank you. That's an acquired taste. Yeah, bourbon is an acquired taste. Pineapple crush is for assholes. Guys, you ever try that new sprite though? Oh yeah.

You're gonna have a few before you really figure out what all the pro files are. Well, I mean, it's got that. That shit's fire. It goes hard. Yeah. You're like, I mean, the nose is a little iffy first, but then that finishes smooth as. No.

The thing that was hardest for me for this episode, it was, it was hard to clip, it was hard to listen to, but it was really hard to clip because they just kept talking over each other. I mean, throughout the whole thing, it's not like we're trying to make this bad. Yeah. My number 15, if you got to listen close, but there's somebody that tries getting his words in there four times in a row. Yeah.

Like, this is like the loudest we've gotten in soul. But the levels are based. So is that the max was excellent. I got it. That was hurt. I guess it's not used to getting max was excellent. The max was hurt. I guess it's not used to getting made fun of, because whatever the mics are. I'm always used to getting mad for whatever the mic is.

It's just spits. You talking about high pitch Eric there, Shariah? Hey, hey guys, hey! Hey guys, hey! What? To that guy, don't worry, buddy. Your testicles will drop soon enough. That's fine. So this is, I'm gonna say 15 minutes of the show

that I've distilled into 10 seconds. This was number 11. And this is what I'm talking about, hairless celebrities. This is the introduction of that bit. It's the now your bit of celebrities that you think are probably hairless. And they go, I mean, what was it?

Like 10, 15 minutes, right? I'm not making that up. They were very excited they had this bit prepared. And they named, I mean, what was it? Like 10, 15 minutes, right? I'm not making that up. They were very excited they had this bit prepared. And they named different male celebrities. They as a group decide if they're hairy or hairless when they take off their shirt. And then they move on to the next male celebrity and they spend a lot of fucking time with this.

Well, this is one of the things that I really appreciate about them is that they do the prep work. And they've got a podcast out there. They think they can just show up, turn on a microphone shoot the shit It'll be entertaining not always the case But listen to how they've already discussed what they're gonna be talking about. Hey, where are we gonna come up?

What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, no it was something at the table where we could have came up with like a list of something like a list of something. We're trying to come up with jokes like it comes to being smooth. It was something else. It was like less like brain work than that. I remember it. Because I'm like, this is good. We should just do this on the pod.

It's like it doesn't have to be funny, but it's funny. Yeah. See, this is what I'm talking about. And just a great rule of thumb for all the podcasters out there. Have a discussion before the show about what you want to talk about. Don't write it down. Yeah.

Don't remember what you're actually going to do. I mean, that's, you don't need that. But I love that they put the time in to do the prep work because they know they don't want to just get out and there and start rambling and talking over each other. And I love the, they want to have a bit of segment. I love the context that they were sitting at the table and I guarantee somebody one of their moms was serving them pizza rolls. Yeah. I guarantee that was happening. one of their moms was serving them pizza rolls. I guarantee that was happening.

You remember when your mommy, that purple coolant, it was so good, man, and then we heard in that conversation about whether Danny DeVito was a hairy chest. Oh, that was awesome. Purple coolant is an acquired taste. He's a little. Fuck.

They also, they get into like some personal details. Here's number 12. All right, but do you guys have hairy ass cheeks? I don't know. I don't. Yeah, thanks for that, buddy. I'm fucking way at now. This is the last one I want to play. This is my number 13. This is like the this is the big story the guy was working up to Oh, I fell in the shower. Oh, yeah, that's too much. So you're washing yourself.

I fell in the fucking shower. And then he goes out of five minute story. I fell in the shower. Congrats, you fucking lations, you fucking idiot. That's the most exciting thing in your life. And God bless you. Hold on a second. I have to cut you off here, because I understand

that you play guitar and a rock band. I read books. I leave my house everyone. I need to get up on stage and rock out and there's gogo dancers. Not everyone has that lifestyle. For some people falling in the show is a big deal. You can't give this guy five minutes to explain what happened with the colleague to his father. And having his father come in and help him. I don't know while you're really on this guy. It's a good story. Here's my advice. Open your front door.

Go leave the house for a little while. Go, there's a war there. Open your front door and go drive through Gary, Indiana, for fuck's sake. You got him, Roy. Right on the gas and Gary, Indiana. That's my advice to you. That's, that's exciting story.

That other one of here. Doug, what else you got out here, buddy? Oh, I've got a couple. There was, he's, this is going backwards, but he's talking about when he told a joke and a girl got offended at work. Number eight. Outside of the plastic telly wrap. This pod just got very questionable.

What do you mean? It's not quite here. It's Italian. Italian isn't racist. Someone actually got offended by my greasy hand Italian joke But again, I'm not gonna say the names when it was like one of JT's friends It was a girl I can't read lips because I'm not

Yeah, she work with you at one point? Is it not blind? Not blind, I'm not. Yeah. Yeah, she worked with the market one. Yeah, she worked it. Yeah. First of all, I love that that greasy hit at Italian joke is something that he's workshops for a while. Ha, ha, ha. The beauty of this whole thing is nothing. It's this whole thing, yeah, socks.

Yeah, dog. They're doing a show for their friends and none of their friends thing, yeah, talks. Yeah. They're doing a show for their friends, and none of their friends have ever listened to it. Yeah. And it's funny because you pointed out to me when I said this is the show we're doing, that they've had zero downloads, zero reviews. No one's ever heard this show,

and you're like, what the fuck? I thought you liked these indie podcasts, now I thought you wanted us to get back on the indie podcast train. Isn't this the right direction? This is super indie. I'm not into super indie. Yeah.

So, I was actually prepped for this episode with you. So I went and started digging deep on the internet. I ended up finding somebody that wrote a college paper, a college essay on this podcast. Shut the fuck up. I asked her to share it with me and she wouldn't. But so you see, I just told a joke that had no or a story that had no end too.

So I could be right in here with these fuck heads. Seriously, that would nowhere fast. Yeah, I don't know, you got like a full time job and stuff, though, that would disqualify you. You actually have something going on in your life. I have a, my number 18, I thought could have sparked a good conversation between them. I'm just featuring Doug doing a podcast with these guys.

He's like, I slept in the shower, Doug's like, I tried to kill myself. Oh! Ah! Maybe while you talk for a minute. I've got Pokemon red. I'm eating blood hole. Here's here's your number 18. It's like I was like dude is that her? Like I just look at like all the girls

in there and I'd be like all that one looks like she would do some wack shit. Like wasn't she there though? No. What kind of wack shit do you think he is thinking about? What to him is whack shit? Playing World 1-1 in Super Mario Brothers 2, like blindfolded. That's his idea of like some whack down kinky ass shit. So I was thinking like over the jeans hand job. That's what I was at. That's pretty wild, little dry humping.

So you're saying these kids are virgin, Saria. I Would I would guess that they are just based on they sound like in cells. It doesn't seem like they have game I don't know if they'd be good at talking to the female sacks at all They can't even talk to each other and they spend all of their time with each other That's a good point So I have it my my thought on this show was that they get together and they spend all of their time with each other. That's a good point. So I have it, my thought on this show was that they get together and they make themselves laugh. Not each other themselves.

That's what the whole episode is. That's a good point, yes. I think the last thing I got, this is just something that pisses me off and listening to podcasts is, we're all doing the same thing. We're all either sitting in a basement or sitting in a fucking spare room.

We don't have studios, but the way that people refer to, if they make a joke, they call it a bit. You know, like, if you're on Jimmy Fallon, he has bits. If you're on a shitty podcast, you have stupid conversations. Number 10. Two times.

Just that time, it was like, in this bit, it's been like six. No one has not. They have not set up that money. You want it back. You want bet. It's been like six. Yeah, it has not not set up that money. You want it back. She's one of back. If you had to take this podcast and break it up into segments,

how many fits were there? Well, there was the Jimmy E. World bet. That was that was a great bet. There was a one that Kroger was talking about. Remember there's time when the celebrities shave their body hair or not? Boy, that's a great bet. But it it just all runs together. There's no one. There's no bitch. There's no sex. One shit. It's nonsense. Yeah, it's utter. You guys have broken me. I was trying to see it from their angle.

You've broken me. It's all fucking nonsense. The guy after they do the Jimmy eats world thing for 15 minutes, explains why you might not have gotten those jokes. He didn't imagine somebody listening to this and they don't know the banjime world. No, he won't. Don't forget happening. I do know the banjime it's world. I do. And I still wonder what the fuck is happening.

Yeah. He was knowing the band or not. Yeah. He could have just stopped there and said, imagine somebody listening to this. Yeah. That'd be amazing. They do mention this bit. We do a bit where we say it's the end of the podcast

and it's obviously not the end of the podcast. It's the first song we've... Who would do that? That's a stupid bit. Yeah. So he gets the end of the podcast and they continue. We got... And then they mention a movie and the guy knows of this

movie's familiar with it and made of seen it recently. It's like a monkey brains in Indiana Jones temple that's a delicacy. What was the S.M. you watched temple at Doom? Like yesterday like last night really? No. Did I watch it again? I watched it like I watched it last night. How far do you want to be a been like I actually watched it last night Temple of doom is definitely the best He goes how funny would it be if I actually watched that movie last night and my answer is pretty fucking funny It then be maybe the funniest they ever heard on a podcast if a guy goes you never see Indiana Jones like I watched it last night That's hilarious. That would be funny. He goes on to say that Temple of Doom is the best

Indian of Jones movie. Makes me think that maybe these guys aren't the brightest bulbs. They really should hang out with Shamist and learn more about the craft of filmmaking. They do come up with a amazing scam. You guys are familiar with DXL. It's a store that sells clothing for people who are large.

Okay. Right? So it's like a fat man tall man store. Okay. So this guy comes up with like, what if we did this? There's this lady. She's a bigger woman. She's sewing like Hollister or like one of those stores. Yeah. because clothes don't fit her. I got the air parcel drip. So here's my bit. I'm gonna go into a store for bigger people, for plus sized, and I'm gonna sue them

because they don't have clothes that fit me. Don't run, call me a home run. Ha ha ha. That needs sound like he's talking with a mouthful of lasagna or something One kid he's got his hand in his mouth. He's fifting his mouth. It's something is going on Yeah, and there's yeah, there's one guy that's way off the microphone That man a bitch to clip it. Yeah, I think it was Kevin. Yeah

All right, this far I thought was hilarious because as we've now documented this entire show is nothing but people making noise. People are grabbing bottles of water and crushing them and they're all talking over each other and having to spare in conversations. And then all of a sudden one of the guys calls someone on their ship. No, dude, neck down Michael Serra's booth. Yeah, you're making noise. You're I do neck down Michael Sarah's booth. Yeah, I'm thinking you make noise. You're making ruckus with the chair. He goes, your chair is making noise. Can you please cut that out?

That would be a big of Johnny Rotten, where to call out Sid Vicious for hitting the wrong notes. What are you doing? We're trying to play a bug song over here. Yeah, you know, it's even funny as you're playing that clip, there was a guy belching in that round. And he's telling him to watch the noise. Yeah, watch the noise. Yeah, watch the noise.

Yeah. So your chair is creaking. Yeah. They can't hear me. BELCH. It's getting picked up by the microphone. Oh my God. What I, you know, we've talked about it time and time and time again in this episode

about how it's just them all talking over each other. I pulled this clip. It's number four. And what it is is they are all talking over each other. Then you'll notice they all have to take a breath at the exact same time. So they're silenced, and then they all pick it right back up again. That's called choreography, my friend. You're reasoning. I don't know if it's a knee-tock, a knee-tock.

That's impressive. Yeah. Oh, God for bed, there would be just a moment that people could collect their thoughts. Yeah. Oh, God forbid there would be just a moment that people could collect their thoughts. Yeah, think about the next thing they want to say. Give it a hard thought for a second. Think maybe, maybe I shouldn't say just the random thing that's in my mind right now.

Just let someone else complete a fucking sentence. How come that doesn't occur to anybody, you know? This actually stressed me out. Yeah. And I'm I'm sure it's messed me out. Listen to this more than the four hour flat earth podcast. I know what you mean it was like listening to a five hour podcast because each person did their own hour long podcast. Yeah. Yeah. They just happen to be in the same room in the same room at the same time. They might even have been facing each other for part of it day at the very beginning you guys played that there was sweet

Home Alabama playing and they're all talking over each other and They say oh what Leonard Skinnerd is is that guy dead and then they come back and revisit and this person is stupid No I don't know That sounds like a person's name Yes, literally is a name Matt are you with me? And Mark is here, but he's not talking I'm trying to do that. I'm trying to think about it. Like, I don't think it's a person. It's...

So, as Crozier was pointing out earlier, if you're a dumb retard, maybe you shouldn't talk at a podcast. Eh, just keep your mouth shut. Maybe if you don't know anything about anything, you could just listen. Yeah. How about for the next 10 years?

Just listen. Think of how it's silence. Just listen to what other people have to say, watch a documentary or two, read a book. Put the phone down, pick up something, written by someone great, maybe flip through it, maybe check out a couple of the words on the page. I mean, you know, improve yourselves, you fucking idiots.

Thank you. I did this little experiment at the tail end when I was clipping these. So by this time I had listened to this three times. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, listening to this one time I had listened to this three times. Yeah. Jesus Christ. So, yeah, listening to this, one time was the worst hour of my life.

Yeah. My number 20, it was kind of like when you're reading something, a technical magazine or something and you don't grasp what it is that is being said to you so you have to reread it. I wrote on here number 20, you guys tell me what they say because I don't know Hey, don't you nick your balls?

I am not gotten those ads You're not a boy. You're not a boy. You're a boy. You're a little boy. You're not a boy. You're not a boy. I'm watching videos of how to kill myself for little kids. You know what I did if I'm on that way. If I'm on that way, I know Somebody buy me that I asked if you wanted for Christmas, but you say the one more

Yeah boy, I Which guy this will be listening to yeah, fuck Which conversation will this will be listening to I don't know what just happened. Yeah, there was a lawnmower and a suicide machine and Christmas gifts. Some scrum shaving, I think, to start it off. Yeah, it's them. Yeah, who the fuck knows? Doug, comment. No, I still don't know.

I don't know. If I had to write a small paragraph about what I just heard, I would write nicking balls with a lawnmower because that's all I felt the way through. If all you got that woman's essay, we would have understood this better. Yeah, no shit. That's called a call back. Hey, Doug, what else you got, buddy? I think we've already played whatever I got.

I got a couple examples of them talking over each other just in case it didn't get brought up. But I think we took care of that. I think we nailed it. Yep. And I've got an impression of the Pillsbury Doe Boy for summary number three. Oh shit.

He looks like Poppin' Fresh right now. Poppin' Fresh. Do the laugh, Pillsbury Doe. I don't want to be able to know that the Pillsbury Doe Boy is very, I don't want to be able to know what I'm done. That's not. That's it.

It was just another bad impression in an episode filled with them. You say bad. I don't know, man. I don't know. I think these guys, they got something going on. They got to figure it out better than we do. Speaking of people who haven't figured out, I am very excited to get into this segment. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man,

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OP had Lewis J Gomez on his show for the very first time. And before this, these two guys had a problem with each other. So I was interested to hear what was gonna go down with this conversation. It turned out to be a giant pile of nothing. Oh, it was so boring. So fucking boring. It was just, they got together.

Hey, Lewis, you just had Skankfest. Lewis, he came, he was out in there. How did that go down? Yeah. And he explained that whole thing. I'm sure we all know. Okay. And then it's the very, very, very,

I mean, not even the very end. There was a 20 minute conversation. Yeah. Because Lewis is better things to do. He goes, all right, thanks so much for having me on. I gotta go, I gotta go, do a podcast. Boa, well, so then OP decides, well, now that we have zero seconds to talk about it,

let's get into our shit that we've had with each other. And before I play the clips from that, I just want to play Lewis talking about OP on the bonfire, which is a series XM show with big J. Overson and Dan Soder right after OP was fired. Lewis came out and there as a guest. And this is what he said about his experience with OP. I was told not to ever shed on OP by multiple people at series like them that you would that he would specifically try to get you fired from your gigs If you ever made jokes about him

He never brought me in Dave on on those shows specifically. I was told by Bobby Kelly and other people He was like oh, he doesn't like you you and you joke you joked about him on Anthony show So now he does he never wants to fucking help you guys. That's all right So Lewis made a joke about OP and then he was shunned from the Opie universe. Opie used all of his power and control to not only make sure that Lewis was never booked on his show or anything that he was up to it serious, but he also put programming up against like Legion of Skanks.

He had Shroud Small's race wars going against Legion of Skanks, and he would purposely set things up to try to thwart Lewis J Gomez. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Perfectly normal, healthy behavior for two people who have never even spoken with each other before. But I heard he talked shit about me on some show. So, Ope goes on and Doug,

hope I'm not stepping on anything that you had, but Ope goes on and admits that he has been totally buttered by Lewis. It was like, you know, over the years I've met you, I'll finish with this, and like you're always cool to me, but then, but then online, if I felt like you were feeling the pressure you had to hate me or something, I'm like, dude, I know the guy, we sat with Bob Kelly a long time ago. It's a barbecue together.

Yeah. On his podcast, it was before you blew up and you couldn't have been cool to me. I was going to you first then I saw you at Bob Kelly's barbecues over the years And you were so nice to me my family and my kids and then start hearing shit on line. I'm like, what the fuck? I don't I don't like that shit. Well, that is All right, so Opie right there admits I Heard from other people that you were talking shit and I was pissed off and So he did everything he could to ruin Lewis Jay Gomez's career. Everything he could do Which doesn't very much because Lewis is doing fine. Yeah, obviously

so Thankfully Lewis explains to him that Dummy you're all be from opian Anthony. Have you ever heard your show? It's wall-to-wall ballbusting. OP and Anthony, you guys are the fucking ballbuss kings, right? You stand at that table. You should be afraid that Patrice and Jim Norton and Bob Keller

are gonna fucking trash you. That whole idea being at the comedy seller in the back, like you like, you gotta watch where you're going. So in my mind, I'm going like, yeah, dude, we're just fucking doing what we do. There's nothing personal. We're just trying to say the funniest thing in the moment. You know what would be great is if I was to run into Carl on the street and he was to say, yo, I heard you talk shit about me on your podcast. Right. This is what happened, too, for sure.

So this is Lewis further explaining that this is how this whole thing works, which he should not have to explain to OP. I have trash, Anthony. A thousand times, or we make fun of him beating up his check and fucking losing everything. Keep the copying, it's fucking true. Do we trash anything all the time? The reality is, that's the world that we live in. Jim Noray's a fucking creep, brings girls on the road, fucking tries to bang them probably, it's banks trannies.

So I just, that was my takeaway from the show. I didn't think it was all that compelling or exciting, but they have a boring conversation then at the end. Hey, I heard you were talking shit about me. He's like, yes, I make fun of everyone. I'm Louis J Gomez. It's what I do. I, I, we trash people. It's what Open Anthony was for over a decade after they stopped shoving with wallbats and girls vaginas. They would just have comedians on and they would just tell jokes and rip on each other. How does Opie still not get it to this day? Yeah. He doesn't know why he's famous. You know, the day and it's, it's like, starting

you through that too. How are we gonna get on the air and rip someone a new ass hole. Four hours straight. And then if someone said the littlest thing about Howard Stern, he'd do a whole week crying about it. Do you remember him with Chevy Chase? Oh my God. There was a decade of time when all he did was mother fuck Chevy Chase to the point where his fans

were fucking with Chevy. Yeah. They went into his house and calling him. And meanwhile Howard, you're exactly right. Every single time there was one little thing that somebody would say to sparaging about Howard's turn. Oh God. How dare that.

End of the world. Oh, he would do what he would go on a funk for like three straight days over that bullshit. Speaking of which, Doug, I know that you sent me a no this morning. I didn't catch it until later. But this secret tape was revealed this week of Howard Stern at a staff meeting. Did you watch this? Yeah, I watched it.

Obviously. God, it's interesting. It is. It's interesting. I think that's a great way to describe it. He's a guy who seems desperate. Like the show is falling apart. They don't know what their direction is anymore. They've lost already laying. And so he has a

mission to get an A-list celebrity on every single week. And this meeting is all about how are we going to get A-list celebrities on every single week? And there's so many parts of that you can tell are just mercy Turk put together this terrible PowerPoint presentation for him. And I definitely recommend checking it out if it's still up online somewhere. I was thinking you could do a bonus episode of some sort with just there's plenty of content in that hour long video. Yes. I think that's probably a good idea. There's a part in there where he talks about how he is perpetuating the gay agenda and that all of his fans are homophobes and he needs to change their mind. Did you see that part?

I did, yeah. That was interesting. He was trying to get the director from the Matrix is I believe where that came from. She's trying to gender. Okay. Yeah, that is so weird to me. And especially because I

remember saying this when we were reviewing this third show on WATP, Howard has been talking to gay people since the early 80s when that was not cool. It was not part of like open society or however he wants to say, you know what I mean? He's like Richard Simmons on there since the mid 80s. Oh, sorry, but he's had gay people aren't and talk to him. She's funny because Richard Simmons on there since the mid-80s. Oh, sorry, but he's had gay people aren't and talked to them. Yeah, because Richard Simmons has never admitted that he's, of course, I'm sorry. But he talked to him about like dating or about sex or about whatever stuff that people were not talking about at the time.

Now it's kind of, it's no big deal. But when he was doing it, it really kind of wasn't big deal. I think he opened a lot of doors. And for him to be like, yeah, my audience is all fucking, you know, back was homophobic. It's like, really? That's what you're thinking.. I know I was surprised by that too. I didn't understand that part of the presentation. We need, he was like, we need to change their minds. Like, that's your job. It's a change. People's minds. I thought you were running an entertainment show.

Yeah. Who confused by that? No, if only Howard had great fucking content like OP did. Oh, let's get back to, oh that's a segue right there. This guy is a pro. What do you got, Grouch? Because dude, I'll tell you what, if Howard started this, he wouldn't have to worry about the gauge, and here's my number 21.

All right. Hey, you want to do that for the podcast? I'll pay for a nice back trim for you. No, pay for your, for a cab so go back to my goddamn restaurant, all right. There's two things I love about this clip. The first is, you know, it would be great content for a cab so I go back to my goddamn restaurant. There's two things I love about this clip. The first is, you know, it would be great content for a podcast.

I'm gonna pay for you to get a back trim at this haircut place. They're gonna shave your back. Cause that's fucking great podcast. And the second thing is that Carl Watt says, not just like, can you just fucking bite me a cab? Like he spends this, they walk to see Louis J. Gomez

and Carl was pissed off the whole time, wants to go home. And then they leave and they walk and Gomez and Carlos pissed off the whole time. Watch go home. And then they leave and they walk and Carlos really pissed off the whole time and just wants to go home. That part, that segment of the show I didn't pull out a clip from but it's fascinating. That's the other way I just want to tell you it's Louis J. Gomez. I made the same mistake and got called out for it. Oh, it's very important you pronounce as a neighbor. He goes after you.

He's the Puerto Rican Rattles thing. You got to be careful with this guy. Okay, there you go. I don't like you on a show. He will rape you. Yeah, don't like you on a show. He will rape you. Yeah, he has raped Doug on his show. And he did nothing, even that bad.

So be careful. You can't rape the Willie, my friend. So number 22, he talks about how he buttered up Anderson Cooper. You an Anderson Cooper? Yeah, because I saw his documentary on his mom, which was boring, but I may blame documentary on his mom which was boring But I may blame but may believe it was great That's made way funnier by the fact that she's dead now cuz you're like dude

I saw that documenting your dead mom and it's soft I wish I was six feet under but I pretended like your mom was cool. So you call on my show and This this on what I just love this. This is number 23 Okay, I Swared a god I wear that that fake college that you want to do with a drink all the Genesee That described everyone I know here Rochester they went to a fake college and did nothing but drink Tennessee So I clipped a bunch of clips and I'm sorry Carl. I know you fucking hate this, but no, that's all this is I love this This is a series I I call opi versus the public okay like there's this there's a psychological phenomenon

I called the Truman show thing where people believe that they're in this fake environment and that they're they're being broadcast Whatever but opi is his own Truman show. He walk around with this recorder Yeah, and he thinks that everybody is part of his broadcast as part of his world Correct so as this is beginning he interacts with a street lady, this is number 24. Don't shoot there. Don't shoot there. What? I didn't do anything. That's the problem. Wait, the problem is I didn't do anything. So you say, I'll'll be I've never seen people just want to go for some ramen

People just randomly hate you I Love Carl's observation there. Yeah, he goes you're just walking down the street and people hate you Yeah, no shit and this is a woman who's talking to Jesus. She's like looking in the sky, fucking, like speaking in tongues, sees opian goes, fuck you. Which I think we all can understand. This one's a little bit longer, but bear with me.

This is number 25. Let's get this conversation on our podcast. No. He's yelling at somebody. He's from Croatia. He'll stab you with a pen. Sorry, you got a wobbly wheel. Your wheel just wobbled.

The wheel's about to fall off. Be careful. Oh, yes, he's getting this, huh? Broken inside this. Yeah, the wheel's broke. Yes, he's all right, all right. I'm being pulled away. I was just trying to be a good friendly.

All right, bro, this is me. I'm being pulled away. I was just trying to be a good friendly What bro, this is me Why are you talking to people? Because they did them lonely. No, that guy was a hundred percent not lonely Now this is like somebody butt dialing you. That's what I'm doing Yeah, it really is and he like he's like randomly interacting with people and he's got his body with them And like this is the importance of friends. Your friends are the ones that are like, no, dude, don't do that, dude.

Don't wear that, don't say that. We all need friends to reign as into make us part of society. Right. OP has no connection like that. And he is so the fuck far out of society, even when his friends try to real him in, they don't get it. Here's number 26.

Sir, you have a wobbly wheel. It's all about it. Oh, if you ever came up to me like that, I'd give you a suplex. I wouldn't know you with the anger that I harbor inside, and you want to talk to me with my fucking luggage, I would burn you alive. Exactly, this guy's walking around, he's got earbuds in, they say. And OP goes up to him and talks talks when he repeats himself over and over again Because the guy's got to pull his earbuds out is like what the fuck these next couple of real short and they comment like Mid-conversation so he's right in the middle of talking to something and then yells to someone else

Here's 27 he sees a guy in a Pepsi truck Pepsi big fan What are you doing? Why would you sue that? You guys support. The guy's delivering trucks and delivering fucking soldiers. Give me a fist. He gave me a fist like he was at the...

No, he just had to cut the bull's finger. Guys, he's a guy and a Pepsi truck and goes, Pepsi! Big fan! Hold on. The fuck? I want to point something out. The way OP is behaving in Manhattan right now on his podcast

is how all of these kids from thought-fellas would try to entertain each other if they were a wild loose in Manhattan right now on his podcast is how all of these kids from Thought Fellows would try to entertain each other if they were allowed to loose in Manhattan by themselves. But that is how a 19 year old tries to get a rise out of his friends. Look at him yelling at strangers. But in Carl Wies' like, dude, there's nothing funny about this. You're not entertaining anyone. You're in bad relationship. Like 15. Right. 15 or 15. Well, those kids seem like they were 14 or 15, but yes. Well, yeah, that's like the humor of the fifth grader who thinks flipping somebody off from the school bus is fucking high art.

Dude, I used to flip off somebody fucking ass all to the school bus. Oh, I believe that. I was the king. Oh, I believe that. And all those kids now have their own podcasts where they ripple on their stuff. It's true. And it's, and like I said, they're in mid conversation. And at this point, he's not even paying attention to what Carl say. He's y'all's out, here's number 28.

This is another thing. Just not to know where. I support. You support what? The two guys were hanging. Huggins, so I figured I'd give them a little support. Support for them hugging. You support guys hugging?

Yeah, because you know. Can we get in a cab? I just got douche chills and I already heard this before it's so Enraging this fucking asshole the only thing on Carl's mind is can we get the fuck out of here and OPCs two guys hugging and he goes I Support what the fuck is wrong with you Opie? Last one he's embarrassing himself and then purposely putting it out on the internet for us to hear. Yeah. And this is the last one. And this one is like, this one is, it's like dude, it's, it's, it's 2019 like the same before you, before you play it. I'm drawing a correlation between the guy that we use to talk about Shamist or Todd, whatever you call him. And, and OP,

where they both think that everything they say that the world wants to hear. Yeah, correct. But, but Opie's out in public doing it. Like, it's one thing with, with Shamist and with these thoughts fellas guys, they've never left their bubble. This guy could grow through a town once and that's the most exciting things ever happening. You know what I'm saying? They don't get out of their car. They don't talk to people. They're not in the world. They don't, they're just in their fucking little bubbles there in their phone. Opie's out in the world, and he's fucking. I've got a crush.

Sheamus goes out and shares his comedy with the world. Every thought that he has, he thinks that everybody needs to hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but at least he's on stage like in an appropriate venue. Opie is literally just out in public, pissing people off, and here's number 29. I hate to break up the flow. this is why you never look at Discord.

There's a giant conversation going on around the way I pronounce exactly. It's a lot of you fucking talking about over here. Who cares the fuck? Fuck these people. He thinks you're a hot. Why would you do that? That's good. That's not good.

Excuse me, ma'am. Oh, I date more girls in a week. I never say that. Excuse me. Stop it. She didn't. I date more girls in a week. I fucking I'd never say that Excuse me Stop it. She didn't turn around of course. She didn't look at me. I'm sweating. I'm fucking Now look we've all got women in our lives and they've all got stories that I was walking on the street and Some really creepy douchebag with a zoom recorder yell about your hot My friend thinks you're hot. Oh, you better be. My cousin likes your ass or whatever the fuck.

And it's never a good story. You've never had a female friend that was like, boy, this guy yell at me, you're hot. And it really made my day, that doesn't happen. Especially some fucking six-year-old fuck like this fucking idiot. All right, what are we doing here? Fucking shut the fuck up.

And they go after the Lewis J Gomez interview. Lewis says, dude, check out my studio. Now Lewis has built a studio. He has a bunch of podcasts on his network. He does this walk around the streets of New York. No. Oh, okay. I had a gas digital, which is his network.

There are a bunch of broadcasters, podcasters, comedians who do shows. He has multiple studios. He's showing how he has everything set up. So you can put your computer in and you can run things off your computer if you bring your own clips or your own video. And he's showing all this high-tech stuff. We got cameras set up, we got LED lights, different colors, whatever mood you want to set, you can run your show.

And afterwards, Carl comes back out on the street with OP, right before all this shit that you just started applying. And Carl's embarrassed. What they're doing compared to what Lewis is doing is embarrassing. I was embarrassed. Why? Because we're walking around with this dialysis machine and he's got this whole thing going on. Yeah, but we do it different.

So Carl gets it. He's seeing what real podcasters are doing. Meanwhile, he's with this loser who just got fired from Westwood one. And he just wants to get back to his restaurant and this guy's fucking talking to random, almost people. And I just want to say that I think that maybe... It's the final countdown, Crows. What I'm trying to say.

Carl Ruiz, you got gotta come on WATP. Please, pretty please. We want you on the show so that we can get the scoop on what the fuck is going on with OP. Yeah, pretty please. What the fuck is going on with this guy? OP, at one point, is walking around Lewis's studio, being shown all the stuff, and for the first time in the history of his show, cares that it might be boring.

These are two workstations with the Philadelphia Swede and anything you do, the editing, all the wires are hidden everywhere behind the walls, everything's hidden so that it's... This is starting to get boring for the podcast, but it's amazing. You guys got amazing setup. Now you're concerned about being boring for the podcast.

As he's being told, that he picked up T! Big fan! about now you're concerned about being boring for the podcast as he's big fan. Yeah, and he's he's getting bored being shown what a real podcast studio is like. Oh, that's what it is. He's angry. Yeah. That these guys have figured it out. He had a cubicle. What's with one? We just do a different. We just do a different. We just do a different. And he goes on to explain. He's like, no, no, Carl, they're doing that thing. That's stupid. Yeah. We go go out on the street and we talked to random people for no reason. It's way better Yeah, you can do this with all your fancy computers and whatnot But I got my home alone to recorder with me, so that's our pie. Yeah

That's like, you know, well that band uses a recording studio, but we do it different my band records on an iPhone 6 That's what we do. Yeah, I want to Bring this back to the episode that was entitled RIP, episode 117. We reviewed this a little bit on the last show, and this was the one where Opie explained to you, was let go by Westwood Wander, or no, no, it was a mutual agreement.

Yeah, I'll dare. We both decided we should see other people. Yeah, yeah, totally mutual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he explains that and then he says, okay, I'm gonna go on a trip with Mike Sappho and we're gonna go to Diamond Dallas's Pages house. Yeah.

And he says Mike Sappho has a really sad, sad story. His life is falling apart. We're gonna talk about that. So I turned it off. Like, okay, we're good. But I was told that there are things at the end of that show that I should listen to. So I go, okay, I'll check this out.

Now, as I've evolved in making fun of Obi more and more, I've had people in my life say, I can't kind of go on a little too far. He's just a guy. You know, you're making fun of this guy. Maybe he's not that bad. And I just want to remind them, talking to my parents specifically, but I just want to remind them. I want to remind them that OP is a terrible human being.

He's talking about the old ONA days with this guy, Mike Safa, who's a super fan of OP and Anthony, and he quizzes him on this subject. I want to test your ONA knowledge, because you are a super fan. We haven't taken advantage of that over the last year with this podcast. Name four things that OP and Anthony did with the girls snatch four. Okay. What guess what's in my pants with that count as one Okay It's not the ones I'm thinking of with a bullbath challenge of course And that was in a glass box.

The girls took that seriously. They would see the line on the bat and go, I could beat that. That was a legendar bit to whiffable bat challenge. That was the one. Yeah, yeah. That was when you would drive and you feel uncomfortable like you would sit back like, oh boy, but that's... I would go to Yankee games with my dad and we would listen all the time. Oh, whatever that comes on. That's like a bonding experience with the pot sure sure that's not the ones I'm thinking I think which one you thinking of On a couple things going on on a minute Me and my dad used to bond over listening to women vaginally insert a whiffle ball bat Is that what just happened? Well, they want to see how far they can get it in crush

I understand that ever talked to your dad about how far with ballback And we shoved it to your mom come on You all had that conversation. Think about that. No, I don't I don't think we have had that conversation car I didn't have a conversation once with my mom about how far a wolf of ballback is going my dad She actually showed you the line yep, it actually went right to here, Doug And get it back out there and play. Damn it. And this guy who had a body experience of this dad

over this radio experience, went on to become a New York City policeman. Oh, God. I know, surprise, surprise. All right, so this guy actually knows more about opening anything than OP does. Cause he says name Four things here. He names two things that opi did you ever remember?

So then opi quizzes him. You got to figure out some more all right So the one I'm thinking I got four. I mean, but you're adding to the lessons Which is great, but so far you named one out of the four I'm thinking of one was the girl this really hot I think she was Dominican a Dominican stripper from uptown this really hot I think she was Dominican Dominican stripper from uptown firing eggs out of her box and we were and we were taking batting practice even not even blind Dave who couldn't see a thing which was awesome or we had him catching them I don't know whatever so that's one name three more I can't think of three other ones so I just wanted this is what Opie is talking about here now

this is a radio show this is before there was YouTube live and all of these things where you can actually see what's happening. Yes, this is the right response to have to that. Having a girl into shoot eggs out of her pussy while someone tries to hit them with a bat is not a great radio bit. I mean, pay for you, sure, I'm all in.

But a radio bit And then he goes out to explain to the other ones they did we had a girl smoked from there. I don't remember smoking one we had We try to make a cell phone ring. Yes, a cell phone. I remember. Yes. Okay. I remember that one That was early early on you want this cell phone to ring. Well, that's why it was impressive that the old nookie one Yeah, let's see the ring the on to ring. Well that's why it was impressive. That the old Nokia one. Yeah. Putting it in there, let's see the ring. The phones were really big. That's why it was really impressive.

Oh my God. I keep, I believe we're playing name the things we've done with the girls snatch. Like that's the real thing. You're surprised by that? You're surprised by that. This is why I have to play this. I have to remind people thatpie is a terrible human being

and he put on a terrible show in an era when all you had to do was be shocking and ridiculous and you could get notoriety and people listening to the show. It actually takes talent now to put on the show. You have to be funny and interesting. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I remember back in the day when Jesus Christ, what's the Wheel of Fortune guy? He'd come out and be like, hey, guess what's what's in vanoids pussy? I remember that was like Dead St. James. Yeah, that was an edgelord before edgelord were cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Spend the wheel to snatch I remember his bed. That was so great. Yeah, this is a funny bit So they're still talking about things that they put in girls vaginas. Oh, God He says something that's the big any suds. Oh We had his cardboard cut out and we were trying to hit him down the hall. You had clemen just cut out We had clemen because that's when he hit pios in the head. Yeah, no, it was It might have been revere Maryanne Was it his I would ever it doesn't matter, but I remember that day like yesterday because That shit I can't remember, I remember like yesterday.

Was it so and so? Maybe it was so and so. Who was in the studio that day? I don't even remember. It was just like yesterday. I believe that. I believe he remembers yesterday that well. He does do the way he can live his life.

Is to forget every day as it happens. Oh my god. He wraps up this ridiculous segment by saying something he should never have said. No, I have no regrets to be honest with you. None. You should have a fucking wife. You should have a wife of regrets. That's the terrible way to act towards people.

When those are your fucking memories, glory days, we put in Nokia phone in a snatch, glory days, like no, that's fucking awful. Please call yourself a man. I'm sorry. Why would he say no regrets? That's the dumbest thing you could say after all those things. I've got no regrets, but I will say here for a half hour

and talk about how good it was 20 years ago and how things have changed. Yeah, no shit. And now everything's different. You know, I bet I could throw a football over that mountain. Right. Yeah, Goddamn right. I bet I could throw a football all over that mountain right there. Yeah, goddamn right. I bet I could chew the football out of a woman's vagina

over that their mountain. Yeah. It's 2019. What is he doing? He just explained all these things that would get him arrested today. Say, should I got him arrested? I don't know.

Well, yes, for sure. But you think about the Me Too movement and where we're at and he's talking about this stuff is if he was the funniest guy in the world. And this is all just so great. So, right after that, remember his Joey Salvia, his old producer who worked for Westwood One.

He comes out and does a bit and his bit is hilarious. Buy a t-shirt on my website opiradiow.com and what else? You want to promote anything Mike, you good? I'm good. All right, with that, man, thanks for listening, and we'll see you next time on The Opiradiow Power Cards. Hold on.

Can you hear me? This is witness protection guy in Texas, friend of Joey. He asked me to wrap this podcast up for him one last time. Yeah. What are they doing? It's exhausting. So he's coming on and he's saying, hey, I used to be the announcer guy and producer for the show.

I'm not anymore. So I'm going to do this really funny bit where I'm like in witness protection and there's crickets in the background for some reason None of it makes any sense and he's got a great joke. So you could tell this guy is hilarious There are high frequency sub-boon will messages imprinted on the audio I'm not gonna exactly tell you what I put on the audio But if you find yourself putting a butter on your dick and letting your dog lick it off, you can thank me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That was pages house. And one of the first things he does when he gets to DDP's house, I bet you could imagine, Kraj.

I bet you could come up with the thing that Opie would do. Remember these podcasting? Just got to this guy's house after a long drive. Yeah, what do you think he did? I don't know. He probably asked to use the bathroom and leave his recorder on. Nailed it!

I did your best. You know what I'm saying? Where are we right here? All right. One ride from one house. Yeah, we know from Mom and Hatten. I killed your best Yeah, we know from mom and Hatton Keep it going for this of course I got a healthy stream Dallas Healthy string don't you fucking down? Don't you fucking down? I look to see cuz I'm a gentleman. I'm not a savage. I'm not an animal.

Looking at a nice bathroom here. He doesn't have any of those fancy bars of soap in the shape of shells. This is fast-kelling me, I'll be does that a little rubber ducky Can I look in here medicine cabinet? Are you fucking for real? Good one. You're looking as medicine cabinet. Now that would be cross-in-align, right? Oh, now I'm shy. Why am I shy? I just drove two hours to get here. I hope you fucking... I hope you can eat my shark. I hope he drowns in his own piss internally.

Yeah, thank you. Oh, you fucking asshole! Fuck you! The fucking asshole would put this out into the world. And what kind of asshole would make me sit here and listen to it? How? The fuck, man? It's interesting, though. What we were pointing out that Carl Ruiz is that little angel on his shoulder saying,

oh, Pete, don't do that. What's wrong with me? He's trying. He's doing everything he can. Meanwhile, there's 27 Devils on the other fucking shoulder going, nope, Pete, don't do that. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? He's trying. He's doing everything he can. Meanwhile, there's 27 devils out of the other fucking shoulder going, nope, this is the way to go.

No matter how much we ridicule this guy, no matter how many podcasts where I point out how terrible his show is and how no one could possibly enjoy this, he continues to do the same shit over and over and over again. He says Christ. When I do something really terrible, I learn about it very quickly and I course correct. He says Christ. When I do something really terrible, I learn about it very quickly and I, of course, correct.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't understand what is wrong with this asshole. How he can be that narcissistic that he thinks that him peeing in a bathroom, a six year old man peeing in a bathroom is not compelling content. It definitely is not. Oh my God.

I'm fucking sick to my stomach. I fucking ate this guy so much. All right. I never thought twice about this guy. I've done this to a lot of people. Occupying my fucking frontal cortex. You know what? We weren't recording the whole time. I got to go back and hit all these clips again. Oh, fuck. I'm just kidding. All right. So this is, then he goes into the next episode, episode 119. He talks to boxing legend Jerry Cooney and Chris L. Jerry. And OP is terrible interviewing people.

So Jerry Cooney was the great white hope. He was a boxer in the 70s and 80s. Heavyweight. What does this sound like when he pees though? We never do get to that. But he's got a book out and his book's all about how he had a tough upbringing and he became an alcoholic and a drug addict and then he reformed his ways and he's been sober for 30 years now and he lives this great life

and he's he's figured it out so it's this great feel good story and that's what he's on the show to talk about and OP has to make it about him all the time. He's the worst interviewing people. And I that is so sad that you that you hit in the basement. And but it also made me think back to my childhood and stuff. In my house, it was my mom. She was mentally ill. We didn't really get maybe we did get physically abused, but it was it was the times where you were a lot of hit your kids. So I'm a little confused by that But I didn't feel like I was getting beat left and right but the mental shit was insane

And just like you hiding in the basement my thing was get the fuck out of the house Stay away stay in your room as long as you weren't seen Good Lord. Why are we talking about this? Yeah, we all know about your story if we're a fan of Opie You're going out some dark always. We've talked about this? We all know about your story if we're a fan of Opie. Going out some Dark Always. We've talked about this before, you're interviewing someone. Yeah. And he makes it about him,

and this is him making about him again, and this is even crazier, because Jerry here is explaining how he first discovered booze at the age of 12, and it led him in a terrible direction in life, where he became a raging alcoholic. Yeah, and I felt like I fit in. I was funny, girls liked me,

and that's what took me on the road. I had 12. I had no idea. For me, it was blackberry. It wasn't every day or so. It was once a week or something, you know, back then. Yeah. But it wasn't every single day,

but you know, you just keep moving up the ladder. For me, it was blackberry brandy. Look. Because that was the only thing that was in my father's liquor cabinet that, you know, you just keep moving up the ladder. For me, it was Blackberry Brandy. Because that was the only thing that was in my father's liquor cabinet that, you know, no one wanted. Obviously, got it from a friend or something. It was sitting there. Everything else was gone.

So, OP does not understand what we're talking about here. The general was explaining how he was introduced to booze and how they made him feel and it filled a void in his life. And so he started latching on to it. And it changed the course of direction of his life. And Opi goes, yeah dude, my first drink. Let me tell you about that. But you're not an alcoholic.

That's not what we're talking about here. This is a very different guy. We're having two different conversations. It's, he even turns the other guy and goes, what was your first drink? That's like that's it. That wasn't the story. It wasn't what your first drink was.

It's like the Adam Crowley school. Like, I'm gonna interview you by talking about my childhood for 90 minutes. Like, any little word that comes up triggers him, and he's like, I have a story about that. This isn't about you. Yeah, yeah, oh boy. Opie is terrible at interviewing.

He loses total control of the conversation. Yeah. And it gets to a point where he doesn't really know, he supposedly has read this guy's book, but he doesn't know what to ask him or how to lead him in any type of direction. So this guy decides I'll just take over. So about 18 minutes in, Jerry Cooney just starts telling stories and it goes on for 10, 15 minutes at a time. And Opie can only nod.

Ha ha ha ha ha. As this guy is completing sentences, and I put together a compilation of Opie getting words in edgewise, this is how Opie interviews a celebrity guest. Yeah, right, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, yeah, yeah, right, right, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, yeah, right, right, right, right, right, yeah, right, right, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a breath, Oby just says, yeah, right. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Does it sound like any type of control over his own show? Uh, uh, uh, uh. Even to the point, even to the point where he asks if he can stop the guy and get shut down. Can I stop you for a second?

Not really. That's good. That's amazing. That I like. The guy has no respect for him. Yeah. He's like, I'll go on your show. I just want to plug my book and don't talk to me. I don't want to hear what your childhood anymore.

I'm done with you. And then OP is trying to lead him in a direction and doesn't even understand the names of the boxers that he fought. Because you're because you're of your frustrations of losing the Leon's spinks and and possibly Larry. Oh my god. Why do I keep saying Leon? Leon's a good friend of mine.

He's a good guy. Yeah, sorry. I don't know why he keeps saying that that led to down down goes open. Sorry, Michael spinks. I don't know. Even Jerry's making fun of this guy is like, Oh, you can't even interview me. Yeah, we were not even talking about the people.

Remember when you fought Mark Tyson and Mike Haggler? Oh, and then this is another example of, Chris L. Jerry is an up and coming boxer. And they're all from Huntington Long Island. That's the connection here. It gives a shit. These people from Long Island, they're so obsessed with where they're from. And I just don't care.

I hate to have the truth. And the guy talks about how he signed a shitty contract in his first deal because when you're a young athlete coming up and an agent comes to you, you're like, oh, yes, sweet. I can make this money great. Yeah. Immediately turns it into him. You know, because when you first start out, I had no money. I didn't have a lawyer. And I just signed a paperwork. It looks good. Yeah. Yeah, immediately turns it into him. You know, because when you first start out, I had no money.

I didn't have a lawyer. And I just signed a paperwork. It looks good. Why are these guys gonna try and fuck me? Right. But, you know, that's boxing. I lucked out when my radio career first started and we were blown up through Boston

and then moved to New York. There was a guy that wanted to represent us and he represented Bozo the clown. And he invited me and Anthony to the mall in Boston. I'll never forget this. And he had a huge black guy. You know, it's important to the, basically, I should just say a huge person, let's say,

but a black guy, which I guess was more intimidating. I don't know. And he had contracts with his son. Basically he was trying to strong us, strong our must to sign these contracts in a mall outside of Boston Because he knew that this rocket ship which turned out to be the open Anthony show was gonna be massive Fucking no one asked you. Oh, be nobody asked you about that He has to go into the fact that he was famous against it. Yes. We know. Yeah, we know you used to be famous

Oh boy, all right. I have a few more clips here we know. We know you used to be famous. Oh boy. All right, I have a few more clips here to play. We'll get through this. Obe gets caught in a lie. He's talking to Jerry and he mentions that he's friendly with Jerry's son. You know, I ran into your son the other day and we're now like becoming pals.

Which son? I, I, I, I, Chris of the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which son, oh fuck. I gotta know the guy's name This guy that I'm becoming tells me I gotta know what his name is now Well, I'm not gonna be on fucking answer that trick question

Who could possibly know that? I love I love when he gets caught the lie They're talking a lot about self-improvement and discovering how to be a better you and that's what this book is all about and Opia again making it about him Talks about his own journey to self-improvement. Well, it's tough to take a look at yourself and try to like do some self-improvement I've been going through that the last few years and sometimes like you know what when I got through it and looked at myself I said you know what I'm okay, Right. I mean it. Yeah, you did I mean it out the hard way. I'm sorry. There's no fucking way

Opie looks in the mirror and goes you know what? Maybe I could use a little improvement in my life Maybe I could find a deeper meaning or a deeper purpose. I can start sharpening my talents. No Party is part about that, Krosy says you know, we all look in the mirror. We want to get better It's something just like, yeah, he literally says he's not motivated to be better. I Do it says that The idea that he would look in the mirror and see someone less than perfect. I think That's a good boy. He is what could he possibly approve upon?

He is Superman when he looks in the mirror He sees a flowing cape and fucking hears the dude to do music in the fucking background This is the holy field story that Opie has because again He has to try to relate to everything they're talking about. Yeah, great. I I don't know what holy field wants. I said hey, could you pass the salt and he did? That's a true story. That's a horse. That's a true story. He's fucking right. It's uninteresting in every way You know what I met Holyfield once and I gave him a hog and I bet it's fucking here No, that's not true, but it's a way better story than this

Jesus Christ That's a true story and the guy goes yeah, that sounds like it's probably true story and then he goes on to explain how that happened No, great. I know! I'm like, Opie, that was not a good story. Why are you going back into it? You shouldn't have brought up in the first place. Yeah, boy. So his whole point of being on this podcast is to sell his new book.

And Opie says, I hope we sold some copies of your book, too. I hope you don't. Nope. There is no way he sent a single copy of that book. After this terrible interview that nobody's listening to except for me, there's no way someone's going, oh, the way OP talks to this guy,

he sounds like a compelling personality. Yeah. I need to know more about this. Doug, did you listen to the Lewis J Gomez episode of The All? Yeah. Did you remember when he's talking to Lewis? For some reason, Lewis feels the need to give OP credit for everything that

he has going on in life. It's very early on in the interview, he says, really without ONA, I don't think that I'd have a podcast. I don't think there'd be these fans out there. It's very gracious of Lewis to say that considering the fact that he was kind of black bald by this guy. And complimenting O OP is the worst thing you can do. It never goes well. You would think he'd be gracious to say, oh dude, you created this stuff. I had nothing to do with it.

Are you kidding me? Instead, OP goes the exact opposite direction. It's an insane idea. And I talked to OP about this too. I mean, without, you know, what you guys did, literally, I mean, just literally without OP and Anthony and the show that you guys had, we wouldn't have done it eventually.

That's our podcast wouldn't exist. The lineage is there. I hear that so much. Oh, yeah. Christ, Joe Rogan gives us credit. You've got a fast fast-forward from smoking tires. I just give us credit. Fuck you.

His engine and that was dude, I actually didn't just help you out. I helped out Joe Rogan, the biggest podcaster in the world. Every show exists because of opening it after a year, welcome. Yeah, yeah. Glad I could pave the way for you. When people compliment me, I always respond with, oh, I hear that so much. Ah, ha, ha, ha.

People don't show up about how great I am. I know, I know that. If I had a nickel for everyone of you plebs that told me how fucking great I am Oh, this is the guy who knows he needs to work on himself, but that looks to the mirror Not today. Oh god. There's no humility there. That's an insane way to respond to that It's like you know that you know that phrase he walks around like his shit. Don't snake. Yes Like he walks around like the sound of him urinating is interesting

Literally does that. Literally does that. He literally thinks that. All right, last clip that I have, this is just called Opie Sucks at Jokes. So did you pay the medical bills? For the people that had to do the Robert Kelly. Oh, the crowd surfing.

Jesus, we're in a real spot. I stumbled on Ellen. I saw a video of Robert Kelly. Oh, the crowd surfing. Jesus. I stumbled on Ellen. I saw a video of Robert Kelly. I saw a fucking crowd surfing. I'm like, I'm Jesus. You not charismatic. No, you're not making any fucking sense. You suck at talking.

Opie says, did you pay the medical bills? I don't know where. Yeah, for what? You know, for the people, because there was a Robert Kelly. Yeah, the thing, you know the medical bills out of nowhere? Yeah for what you know for the people because there was there was a Robert Kelly Yeah, the thing you know the guy it was the guy and you remember the thing that happened and then you were there and that was so cool That was so cool. Oh shit All right, this is this was tough. There's a lot of opi listening that that occurred this week. Yeah, this was a long week I apologize to all of you.

In other important WHP news, the Jim Foran team call us now up on the subreddit and on YouTube. Vinnie finally got me that video so you can see Jim Foran team pranking me. Beautiful. And yeah, he doesn't commit to the bit very long. No, but I'll tell you what, man, to get pranked by Jim Florentin. It's pretty funny. A fucking honor. That's pretty cool, man. No doubt. Hey, Vitty College, he just goes, hey, I got Jim here.

He's pissing you, man. I got him. Put him on. That'll be fun. Oh, also, in other news, Maddox is ending the biggest debate in the universe. The show is ending. Wow. Well, he's got a lot of other projects going on.

He's got that Godzilla vs. podcast zero. Oh, that was fascinating. Yeah, he's got to put a lot more effort into that. You have to watch an entire Godzilla movie. Yeah. And then talk about it. So that's probably a lot of work. So that's too

bad. I think we're gonna have Dick on soon. I'll be sure to talk to him about the demise of Maddox. I the last uh Dick show with Dick Masterson. He was taking a victory lap or two. Yeah. I was just defeating Maddox. I'm gonna say I've had Dick as crushed. Oh it's it's very funny. All right. That brings us to this segment. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is going to be an interactive segment with you guys. We got a suggestion that came in from, I believe that's pronounced you in Sumi. Is this person's name? And he pulled a clip from a show called the comedy button. The comedy button. This is a show that we reviewed a couple of years ago,

maybe more than two years ago. But it's a podcast been around a very long time. And they get to a segment where the guy asks, because this is a comedy show, and these are all comedians. Yeah. He says, what's your favorite joke? And this turns into an entire SJW exercise in figuring out how to have a funny joke

that doesn't offend anybody ever. Oh, so it's a little bit of a longer clip, but it is worth it. This is insane. What's your favorite joke? My favorite joke? Your favorite joke. My favorite joke is, it's not even a good joke. I know what my favorite joke is, and it's a horrible joke. My favorite joke? My favorite joke is it's not even a good joke. I know what my favorite joke is and it's a horrible joke.

What's that? It's a horrible. When you say horrible like offensively horrible? Yeah. Oh, you probably shouldn't tell that. No, I will. Pretend you have a different favorite joke that won't get you in trouble. My favorite joke is... Oh no. And this is bad. I'm admitting it's bad. Don't say this. It's not it's not it's not racist. The aristocrat. No, it's not racist or anything. I know my favorite joke and this is I'm I'm emphasizing that this is a bad offensive joke. That's no that's not going to help. It's fine. This is why did Helen Keller's dog run away. Oh, no. You would run away too. If your name was a

you just make up any sound there. It's fake. It's not real. She didn't have a dog It didn't run away. Well, it's not real. It's not a real joke. It's not a real thing. It's a fake premise It's I think it's a funny thing. I like the idea of a dog running away because it's hates its name It is nothing to do with the person that's not telling the dog joke or anything you could remove Helen Keller there and put a different dog or a different person there And they just have the dog have a bad name. I love deconstructing that joke Because the dog being like I hate my own name You don't even understand your way from home and then somebody being like hey Why did that person's dog run away?

Like I that's why I love that joke. That is a problematic, but I don't know. Of course. But it's funny, right? I don't know. It's funny. It's not real. No, again, if you deconstruct the joke,

and that's the problem. Well, that's the deconstruction. If you have to deconstruct the joke, I'm not a humorist. So I probably wouldn't be able to. Clearly. But I think that not everybody can laugh at everything no no and i'm not even laughing at that i'm i'm completely understanding that it is like a very offensive joke

but also is it a very offensive? core premise i have a dog hating its own name and running away from home that's a funny premise is fucking hilarious dog that way worse names than that. Of course. And that's not, that is an interchangeable word you can put anywhere, you know?

Like you, you don't even have to make that joke offensive to the, you can just be like, oh, the dog's name. Well, that's, that's what I would ask. So like, is there just a way to take the core of what is funny and strip out the part that's horribly offensive to those who cannot see and hear? What? What? How are they offended?

He's not joking there. I know. He doesn't want a female kid to see or hear. Dude, we just did two and a half minutes on sanitizing a Helen Keller joke. Dude, this guy's gonna lose his shit when I tell him I amelia airheart joke. Man, he's gonna be out of it. Holy shit. Every woman who is the first one to fly over the ocean is gonna be so pissed off about this joke.

Seriously. I don't understand. This guy explains that his favorite jokes are Helen Keller joke, which there's a bunch of them. And he goes, but it's fun, even it's not a Helen Keller joke. No, that's not how Helen Keller jokes work at all. It's only funny when it's Helen Keller. That's how that makes that.

That's kind of how that works. Alright. So I wanted to ask you guys what your favorite joke is based on how this segment obviously went really well for the comedy button. It can only work out well for us. I'll go first. Yeah, please. What's black on top and white on the bottom?

What's that? Rape. Oh God. But no, you could change out the colors. Right. It's so funny. Why give you said brown and yellow. Still funny. It's a good point. One of my favorite jokes that crows down is this is what's brown and rhymes with Snoop. Dr. Dre. There you go. I can't compete with any of this. I've... My absolute favorite joke is, well, Jimmy Schubert said recently, he said,

Kathy Griffin is so ugly when she gives you a blowjob, accounts as anal. Hell! It's still my favorite joke. That is a good one. But it's very offensive, man. Yeah, it is. All the women, you know, I wish you would put in Amelia Earhart in that joke. It would kind of, it would have worked better.

Yeah. All right. Doug, I was listening to your show, our buddy Bob from Metal and Mortgage was on. I think he's listening right now in our, in our discord too. And I thought it was really funny. You asked him why he was on your show

and he just talked about WATP for 10 minutes. I enjoyed that a lot. I was trying to figure out how he got on there. I think he's got a relationship with Anthony or something, I don't know. I think everyone should just go on your show and just talk about WATP. Yeah.

I like the precedent that he has set. I think this makes a lot of sense. Oh, it won't be allowed to continue. You don't have to worry about it happening. Come on, I think it's fine, it's a good bit. I think it's a lot of sense. Oh, it won't be allowed to continue. You don't have to worry about it happening. Come on! I think it's fun. It's a good bit. I think it's a good bit.

Kai, if you're listening, this is a good bit. Just go on. Who's right? And talk about WATP, nonstop. All right, guys, we've been through it all. Crosis is watching like 15 times in the last 10 minutes. I think it's time for everyone's favorite segment. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. 15 times in the last 10 minutes. I think it's time for everyone's favorite segment.

So Doug, we do a little side bat here. Carl's not listening. Do you think Carl actually pull the teaser this week or not? He's like, oh, for four of the last month. Well, we had time to pull three and a half hours worth of fucking clips for this episode. He better have a fucking teaser. Okay, all right. Sorry, Connor, what were you saying? Oh, I just came back to, hey, so this is the part of the show we play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week. Oh, what a weird concept. In order to make people excited about next week's episode. And here is said clip for next week.

Fuck you, Crash. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Welcome to the show. Sorry it's been a bit. This is not a game episode. This is a conversation I have with Greg from the SNES podcast, the PlayStation Power Podcast. His mom worked, she was a manager at a video store in the 80s and Greg helped her out with bringing rental games with the video store, which I thought was a very interesting topic.

Something that I missed, an era that I really missed. We talked about it. It was a conversation that my sister rented a lot of games, but I did not. Wow! I can tell you're a fan of this! Oh my god! Dude, you know what I'll be really interesting to talk about. Remember when you had to rent video games for Blockbuster? Let's talk about that for a while. That would be amazing. Crows, tell me if this is exactly how you felt

when you heard that clip. The only way I can, I can sum it all up is you and I running up over a hill, which was preparing for this episode and getting through this episode. And we're with the rest of our gym class, and then we get down, and now we've just heard that clip and you look ahead and it's a huge mountain

that you don't have no interest in climbing. And then your PE teacher goes, hey you two, you're done, you can just sit out. Yeah, tag team, let's go. You guys, you guys do this one. You guys don't wanna do this with me, I gotta find other hosts, what the fuck? This is a show called the Atari 2600 Game by Game Podcast.

Oh my fucking god. It's a suggestion from Ayatola X and the episode we'll be listening to is episode 216, Video Store Golden Age with Greg. You couldn't rent 2600 games from a video store that didn't exist. It didn't exist, that's why this guy doesn't know anything about it. These guys are fucking wrong On the internet. This is crazy The fuck so the premise is good. I imagine the show will be pretty decent. That sounds amazing

I can't wait. I'm optimistic about it. I don't know why you think it's gonna be so bad. I'm optimistic Oh boy Hey, you remember when you used to rent a video game and then you'd get at home and it sucked But you were stuck with it all weekend Yeah, that's the show. That's the show about that for an hour dog you know how to yeah, that's great Man, I really thought ET was gonna be a fun game turned out. It wasn't fun at all. Yeah, the movie was good Video game sucked. I think I'm bored for this. Yeah I'm a natural

Yeah, I'm a natural. Doug, I wanna talk about your show Who's Right? Are you done playing the official podcasts, voicemails? No, we still got it quite a bit to get through. Yeah, this is, I'm gonna ride on these fucking co-tales as long as I can, I'd be stupid not to. I love it. Working people find your show, what would you like them to do besides

purchase merchandise and subscribe to your Patreon? Who'sWritePodcast.com? There you can find links to our merchandise and our Patreon. Doug and Anthony are blowing up over who's right. Kroge, thank you so much for putting in so much work this week. What would you like to promote? Yeah, you know, last time I was on, you didn ask me if there was anything I was going to plug and I... Oh, I'm sorry.

A little piece of me died inside. My bad. Do you want to talk about it now? Do you have a couple of things? I'll give you the floor. You know, I'm kind of insulted that you think I only come on here to plug stuff, Carl. But I'll be on the sub right it later. My name is listening to OP Piss and come chat and I'll be with you. He's lying, by the way. His name is listening to OP PISS and uh come come chat it up with me. He's lying by the way his name is... Horny Jew 666. Busted!

So please join us again next week it might be them so we find out what's it for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Starting in the must-vis of morning radio. Get out and show these butt-cooking! Hmm okay great show good job everybody. This of morning radio Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone All of us bad, none of us good. That'd be cool. Hey, come on in.

Why the things that you can't listen to when you want to live? It's for free. I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. By the last you mentioned speaking of selling t-shirts, that our episode 88 promotion is still happening. If you buy merchandise from who are these podcasts,

send me a picture of the merchandise. We'll send you episode 88, the forbidden episode, the one that is no longer available on the internet. Guys, I want to get over to our voicemails right now. Oh, boy. And I'm excited about these because we put out a great show last week So I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of people praising us. Yeah, and excited to tell us what a great job

We didn't I can't wait to hear these positive vibes. All right, let's get into it Yeah, next time you do a live episode Make sure people are on the microphone Because I want to hear Kevin Karl All right, yeah, I got an audio issue. Yeah. Are you not coming through it all for you? I was only getting in the left. Unlike everything else that's been going on. Weird. All right. Well, that wasn't that important anyway.

Here's someone who is telling us that we're officially the official podcast now. Hey, Carl. Well, it's just been listening to your most recent episode. And I guess I just want to pay respects. You know, I want to hit that big ol' bass on who are these podcasts because you have now officially become the official podcast. Congrats, a fucking legion, buddy. You did it. You are now hosting a hand podcast.

And you are taking phone calls from no one cares comedian. That's the same. I know that wasn't easy to hear. Yeah, was there a point to that? There was not much of a point, except where I think they were just making fun of the official podcast. Okay. We're being a shitty hang podcast that talks to nobody cares comedians. Cool. I believe that was the point of that. All right, I'm glad you're paying attention. We're all on the same page. If anyone is following this purple and green storyline, you know, purple was calling in and they got dax and the green call in. Yeah, I was only adding my seatless with it.

Well, it continues. Hey, it's purple again. I just wanted to call and not rectify something for green. You know what, green. There's a low blow. There's a low blow, man. It's kind of low anyway. You know, next time I see you, I'ma fuck you. Right now I'm gonna do it. This time you'd look me in the damn eye. It's for the god. Anyway, love y'all down there. It's ties on and high. Don't do anything stupid next time. And you know, y'all have fun. Bye. You know you've made the big time when your fans are fucking each other. Yeah, boy,

boy. I wonder what you want the black one, I wish ones the white one. In this scenario. I wonder which one's the black one and which one's the white one in this scenario. All right. This is a guy who wants to audition for WATP and it might be a little bit insulting to one of our regular co-hosts here. I'll just put a trigger warning out there. If you're a regular co-host on the show, you know, wanting to have your feelings here, you might want to stop it right now. I'm taking my earbuds out hey Carl I just wanted to call in with my submission

for an audition to be on the next W-A-T-P live show I'm facing my performance off of Jen from the Jingles department this is pretty much what she did so figure if I can do it then I can be on the show oh my god god. What are you talking about? What is he saying? You know also I could do what Kevin did when he first came on and tell everybody I hope they like me. All right so this guy coals back at a guy after insulting half of our co-hosts. Yeah, and this guy is very impressive with his talents. Hey, Carl, I just called in with my audition. I just wanted to bolster my resume a little bit.

You seem to be enthralled with getting people like Chrissy Mayer and Dave Landau on the show, you know, big name hitters. So I wanted to tell you some of the stuff that I've done in the past, you know, show you that I'm a big show you some of the stuff I've done in the past. I've done five YouTube videos each of which have over 300 views and five likes. I think there might be a subscription in there too. I've also done two podcasts. I don't know the download numbers for those, but I'm guessing it's over dozens of downloads. It's like James Mcillian, sorry.

That's it. But I think that's all you really need. I mean, with these types of credentials, you'll be calling me for weeks, man. So, you know, call me. Yeah, this guy will be dumping you too. This is... Someone who wants to explain, I used an incorrect word last week.

Really? Hey Carl, I know you love to make fun of people for fucking avoid all the time. But your regardless isn't the right fucking words you idiot. You should've just used regardless instead. Killing yourself. Kidding. I knew that, which is why I said it the way that I said it. I was well aware that your regardless is not a word.

Oh my goodness. Didn't you even just put emphasis on it when you said it? Yeah, he sure did. Thank you, Dagger. These fucking guys, now I understand that I invite this type of criticism in. I get that. I nitpick some serious bullshit sometimes.

So yeah, I could tell when I listened to it that you didn't mean a generality. What? Ha ha ha ha ha. Dagger, you woke up. All right, this is one guy called in four different times. Genuality what? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think he's a band practice. Here's the second one. BOOM PRACKED! Here's the third one. BOOM PRACKED! BOOM PRACKED!

This is like a doctor remu-like thing. He's got a call. A certain number of times. Yeah, you can't sleep at night. I was looking at the guy's phone number. Is this Boomer guy? It's no, it's no one I know. Call him in a yelling band practice. And I have to admit it's a great bit. It's a great bit. I can dig it. I don't know. I just have one more voicemail that I want to play. I don't know if you guys know this, but we tried a different format on the show last week. I heard about that. How did it go?

Well, most people loved it, and we're praising us for our willingness to try new things and experiment. Most people said, you know, you have this tried and true formula. It's really surprising you would try this, but good for you. Yeah. Was mostly what I got. A few people, few, couple trailers, thought it wasn't our best episode. And I think this is one of those people.

Hello, this is Steve from Yellowstone Calling. You know, I really want to compliment you on your last day, your podcast, you know, I thought it was really great. I liked the new format. You know, I stuck Kevin Brough to the table, you know, when T.V. with Jen, she said, waiting for the more that I thought you would say. You know, and Ramon, bring me back the original format. Ramon, this podcast is only worth listening to when they make fun of OPI! Ramon! Bring me a

co-host to know how to use a fucking microphone! Alright, kiss this, you sag it, kill yourself.