Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep162 - Atari 2600 Game By Game Podcast

Episode Date: July 14, 2019

I'm not sure if you knew this, but back when there were video rental stores, they would also rent out video games. There was a store somewhere in New England that started renting NES games in 1988. I know, it's exciting. I don't think I have to say anything more, you can't wait to listen to this podcast. Vinnie Paulino (@VinniePaulino) joins us this week to chat about video game nerds, Opie, Stuttering John, and karaoke. Kaya joins us at some point too.  Buy merch: http://bit.ly/watp-merch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BAND PRACTED! It's showtime. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-V. Hello, Bags, Llamrs and Cousins of Rews. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that doesn't judge. We never judge. I'm your host, Carl with me this week, host of Comedy at the Carlson Cast, our friend Vinnie Paulino. Hello, friend. Hello, Vinnie. Thanks so much for coming over and joining us today. You know, I got to witness something the last time I was here, Carl. What was that? According to the Reddit page, I got to witness the worst episode of the show ever.

I was there for the Chrissy Mayer calling. Oh, yeah. I thank you for coming back. I promise not to have Chrissy Mayer calling on Skype this time. That was brutal. Yes, thank you. I appreciate it. Apparently, the way I was supposed to handle that video, I don't know if you saw it or

not, was to hang up on that bitch. I thought it was to hang yourself. It was such a bad decision to hang up on that bitch. I thought it was to hang yourself Please go to who are these calm to get our email address voicemail number link to our subreddit link to the discord server Link to our merchandise also we encourage it was a five star review on iTunes and then shit all over in the comments section Today will be reviewing a podcast called Atari 2600 game by Game Podcast. This is a suggestion from Ayatola Axe. We have both listened to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, a couple of texts. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by a man named Ferg. And the special guest that he has on the episode that we listen to was Greg aka soulblazer the soulblazer It's soulblazer has his own podcast called SNES podcast I think he's got some PlayStation podcast as well and from the little research I did It seems that there's about four or five guys that are all really in a video games and they all make shitty podcasts and they all go on each other's podcast and it's

this shitty circle jerk universe of nerds. I would assume that's what's happening because there cannot be anyone actually listening to this. I got a note from somebody saying and I don't normally talk about this but somebody sent me a note when they heard that we did this teaser, it was the one listener of their show. There's actually a person who reached out and said, FYI, Ferg suffers from depression and he, you know, you don't want to go at him too hard because he won't take it well. So I just want to see this around the bat, Betty. This is a joke show.

This is a joke comedy show. You should take anything that we say seriously. Unless you're Greg and I'm about to destroy you. Greg, I don't think suffers from depression. So he's fine. Oh yeah, we're gonna talk. That's fine. Target acquired.

Yes, so let's get into this. What is Furg short for you, think? I think they just mispronounce it's Furg. Okay. I have no idea because it's just Furg all the time. Is it like Ferguson? Possibly. It's just a terrible, gross, sounded already out of the gate.

Furg in Greg. Alright, let's explain what this show was. The premise, now typically Atari 2600 Game by Game Podcast, what Furg does is he breaks down a specific game, one game at a time, for like an hour and a half, two hour long podcast. Cool. Yeah. And Atari 2600 game.

We're not talking about a new one here. I had to google what that was. I want you to know that. Oh, you didn't know what a 2600 game was. No, I don't play video games. All right. Fucking moanable. Light me up for that, but I don't care.

I don't zoomer. Do it. I hate you. Oh, I hate that, but I don't care. I don't zoom her. Do it. I hate you. Oh, I hate you. You boomer fuck. So this guy usually talks about a game This episode of the wheel listen to he brings on his buddy soulblazer Because soulblazers mom managed a video store in the 80s And they wanted to talk about renting video games out? Correct. That was the topic of conversation. Yes, and I believe if you use my first clip there, the number one there, it basically, it's a suspect opening because he tries to explain

what this episode is gonna be. Okay, and I think this is a suspect statement. This is a little bit of a different episode, I'm gonna be talking with Greg, aka Soul Blazer, about video games and video stores in the 80s and 90s. So the reason I say that suspect is because he said we're gonna do something a little different this week. Yeah.

And I cannot imagine these two doing anything but this. That's over it, over it, over it, over it again. What's surprising to me about this show is that he sets it up. I thought they were gonna talk about why they started renting out games and how that worked. I don't know why they would. Who cares? It's pretty fucking obvious. Okay, but they get into this fucking nuance of shit that no one could possibly care about about these people's actual lives. Soul Blazer goes out for five minutes about unimportant details of this video store and his mom taking a job there and I'm

assuming the furg is just passing out from boredom but I'm totally wrong because when he finally gets a chance to ask a question he asks this. Yeah were they movies that the ones that you watch were they ones that you had seen the theater the ones that you hadn't seen yet or who gives a shit who gives a fuck. Oh my god. They're talking about how VCRs are pretty new still in the early mid 80s and you could watch movies at home finally he's like so when you watch the movie did you already seen it before? F**k is the worst I have a few examples of these types of so do I there's another good one in there I gotta find the out where what are the

you have notes for yourself and the numbers I'm the worst okay What are the? You have notes for yourself. I have the numbers. I'm the worst. Okay, it's the one where it says shitty interviewer. I believe it's what it's like. Okay. So your mom, she was a manager of the video game store. I mean, I'm gonna keep saying video games. Sorry, no. So your manager was the mom of the video.

What was the name? I can't remember that with the name of it was. Yeah, that's what I listened to for you, Carl, for you people out there Oh, holy shit the worst I've ever heard I pulled a lot of bad questions that wasn't even one of them I don't know why it mattered what the name of the store was or this mom was a manager or what position she had at this store Why any of that matters? Here's another example of a terrible question

Mm-hmm. You said that you bought some games from your mom. Yes. That were already, you know, previously played that weren't doing very well. How was that determined? Was it just like did you have some kind of system that told you when the game was rented or how long ago it was rented or I guess were movies too? I'm gonna channel my inner chrome to just say on what planet is this an interesting question? They said they would sell use games after people stopped running him and he goes how does you figure out which games to sell?

Do you know what the answer was Vitty? Because they set her no one right to them. But how would you possibly know that? Well, how could you have that information available? Well, because my mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mother would be there and she would just, you know, she would just know and then shit. Here's another example of just a terrible question. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum after the movie came out. Because I remember flying it the day it came out. And I remember also going to see it in the theater. The day came out of video. Was that, did you, was there any kind of uptake

that you noticed in the stores when that kind of stuff happened then? Or started out? Yeah, you know, you know, I mentioned Simon Terminer too, I really like this example. Whenever I, I mean, I remember like a very poppy movie came out. There was like a mad like a mad crush forward sure, so but So the question is at the video rental store when a popular movie came out the people coming rented and Yeah, so please are the answers. Yes, they did the popular movies the people liked they came and rented at

The video store. I didn't even understand what he said The popular movies that people liked they came and rented at the video star I didn't even understand what he said. It was so unintelligible. I know we have to get into this. Okay Can we have a clip to you? Well sums this up. I think I might okay, but go under look under the file It says stuttering prick. Okay, they're stuttering prick too. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, just listen to this guy go So like you know, so it's like I didn't gain a lot and it's as long as I wanted as long as the game They could the game was there overnight all right, so I want to point this out because I don't know if we're making fun of someone with Parkinson's disease I've tried to do research to figure out what's going on here. This guy cannot talk at the very beginning of the podcast

I want to play this he sounds kind of normal. He goes downhill. It progressively gets worse very quickly too. Here's a clip, so everyone understands we're talking about, this is Soul Blazer, who hosts other podcasts. Talking on this guy's show at the very beginning. I was gonna whip up an episode way back in November of 2014. God, he feels like forever now, but,

I'm just kinda like, you know know talked about this topic for a little bit Big people I mean, so to be supposed to ask about it. So like well, this is like a you know good sample topic to record on So right so he sounds like a nerd that you'd expect a nerd to sound like on a video game podcast But he didn't sound like he couldn't speak. Right. And then he gets into these fits and this is a quiz. Alright, it's quiz time right now, buddy. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. I want you to tell me what the fuck soulblazer is saying right here.

Alright. Compared to the, um, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I'm like, I'm gonna raise 100. It's when you come to that dimension, using that cheap thing. What did he just say? The 8600. That was 10 seconds of a sentence. So we should have said something.

There should have been some words in there somewhere, right? Oh yeah, 2600 I thought and then something was cheap. I put together a quick, I just wanna get this out of the way. Go ahead. I put together a cap. And listen, if I put together just all the stutters of the show, it would be an hour long because most of the show is this guy's

stutter. And it's an hour and 23 minutes long. Just so you folks know. Correct. There's about 23 minutes where the other guy's talking or those music or something other than that, it's just all stuttering. So here's a quick cap of what we're talking about. But it sounds like it sounds great, but it's great because they're great. Totally new, I'm excited. They're telling you, they're telling you, they're telling you, they're telling you, they're telling you, they're telling you, they're telling you, they're telling you,

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I understand it's very tough. But why are you hosting podcasts? You don't see Michael Z Fox starring in the latest blockbuster that's coming out. No. You can't do that anymore. You gotta find other things to do. Maybe come in animators, I don't know. If you love video games, go to Twitch.

Play video games on Twitch. Maybe you want to game them Twitch, right? That's it. Who doesn't want to watch someone play Kangaroo for the Atari 2600 on Twitch? The only thing worse than watching someone play Kangaroo on the Atari 2600 is listening to these two dickheads talk about it This is brutal this whole and I didn't get all the way through it I always listen all the way through every podcast. I had to turn this one off. I couldn't get to the end

45 minutes and I had to do it. Okay, you made it far I was thinking I'm like sure I'm gonna get to the end cuz Vinny's gonna talk about something that happened nothing happens Nope, there's nothing that's gonna happen. No, I I better get to the ink, it's been he's gonna talk about something that happened. Nothing happens. Nope. There's nothing that's gonna happen No, I Dude, I flipped through it and it sounded exactly like the compilation. You just yes It's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. I guess to sum it up I would say that if you're really into video games and love listening to people not say anything right This is the show for you. Yeah, if you want to be uninformed of anything

You want to get zero information have no entertainment value. This is a great podcast for you. Yeah, if you want to be uninformed of anything, you want to get zero information, have no entertainment value. This is a great podcast for you. Definitely worth checking out. I want to know about the mom. Yeah, you know, I got to tell you. It's a lot of information about the mom. Let me tell you who I pitch trade in my head. Okay. And Ramsey. Okay. The mother from throw. I can see that. Throw mama from the trade. trade I could see that I just imagine to go Greg dockie cogs for the paying customers crack don't crack so let's talk about the humble bragging that's going on in here Greg Soul Boiser because his mom was the manager at a video rental store got to see movies before they were released got to play video games before his mom brought them to the store to be rented out. How worked at that point was that I was allowed to have a new game when a new game when it first came out.

Uh, from a modern game, a modern game of the store, she brought home first. I was not to keep the game for like several days up to a week. And then because he had these sweet video games, he had a lot of sweet friends. No. Yeah. No, yeah. No, cuz listen to this. I did a lot of sleepovers to sleepovers are friends You know on the weekends of what not because of that or like, you know other kind of stuff or like like you know I don't know that clip too. I don't know

He goes I did a lot of sleepover and other stuff too like wait wait what are we talking about? No, he said sleepovers are friends Which is words? Sleepovers are friends with his words Sleepovers are friends listen. I did a lot of sleepovers to sleepovers are friends So I did a lot of sleepovers to sleepovers are friends So the guy doesn't see the word with correctly. We're gonna pick that he can't talk at all. No, I'd think he this is his his psyche Like He can't talk at all. No, I'm thinking this is his psyche, like a quay to them all the words from. Dude, how about this? How about, when you say you have sleepovers,

how about all the kids at class are like, Greg's mom, fungerons of video game store, and he got terminator and I've died to see it, my mom won't let me see it. I guess I'll sleepover Greg's. And you know who come and everybody go like, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, come sleepover my house, friends.

Yes, this is for sure. And listen, He's got a lot of friends. I mean he's got Ferg It's got that coming for him. Ferg's great. Ferg's great. This is the Ferg is amazing Ferg What are the problems with this show? You got a guy who takes forever to say anything and he wants to fill in every guy who takes forever to say anything and he wants to fill in every minute detail about every story he's doing. Here's an example they talk about when the video store started renting out any S games. I don't remember exactly when, but I know it was in the summertime because it was off school. I wanted to say June or July of 1988.

My mom came home one day and she's like, I thought I'd be talking to Mike, and he's at the idea that we should probably expand the business by throwing her into like any escape. She's gonna be just to be able to find these bloodbusters having a lot of success in doing it. Okay, so he has to narrowly and I want to month it was as if that fucking matters to anybody.

But then at the end there, I have to zoom in on this. Even if he said summer of 88 88 I've got too much information. It's fine yeah. It's up here. It's some point they started writing video games. We got it. What happened then? I got to zoom in at the very end there. What is he trying to say about blockbuster? That's tough. So he goes off and explains that it was either June or July of 88 because I was off school so it must have been summertime. And Ferg, you would think would say,

all right, let's just get to what the important thing is. No, instead... Ferg would say, you know what, I should probably quit podcasting now. That's what he's thinking. That's what he's thinking. No, instead, he's not even fucking paying attention. Yeah, I'm sure.

Okay, so I'm sorry, what year was this now? Oh, fuck. Forg. No, nobody cares. You're not even listening to some 88. Forg you ball droppin' douche. He goes, listen, you're adding in a lot of details that are unnecessary, but can you repeat all of those details that were unnecessary, please? What to hear those all back again All right, this is explanation of how video games are rented I Bet you don't know this many this is really telling me it's more than you go there and you say Bring up the video you want to rent to the counter and your close your close

Listen to this and you knew the movie of the game was like it was stock Like the box was in the shelf that's pretty much it. So if the box was there, it was there. You see where the box at the front and you like paid for it. That's fascinating. Please go on. So they would put the boxes of the games in the movies out in the story area and the retail space. If it was there, then they probably had it available to rent. You could bring that box up. I think it would give you the game to defend him give you a little detail here because there's a whole generation of kids Then I have no idea what this says

What are you doing right? Who cares if they pointed a fucking thing a picture on the back wall with the difference Alright you're making too much sense I'm saying this Who cares how it happened? You're going to a store and run a video game you bring it I would play it I'm saying it. Who cares how it happened? You're going to a store and rent a video game, you bring it, I would play it. I'm saying. I'm getting over. We got it.

I would love to hear this guy explain a red box. Oh my god. It would be your all day. All right. So this is talking about Tetris. And I always like spicy Tetris, Doc. You got it. Everyone knows that about me. You know that about me. You know what spicy about Tetris? I always like spicy Tetris talk. You got it. Everyone knows that about me.

You know that about me. You know what's spicy about Tetris? That soundtrack. Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing. So he gets some spicy Tetris talk. And I call this one Tetris Stuttering. Yeah, I would prefer that version of Tetris.

Tetris over the Tetris version. I mean, I thought that thing is too... I thought that thing is a is tang is version like this All right, I thought this was funny This monster this guy has the SNES podcast. He's in an Nintendo, right? But his buddy who runs the show Ferg runs the show about Atari 2600 So at one point Maybe they should just not have done

So what points so please are shit out of Tari and you can hear the Ferg is hurt by this cabin Listen to how fur corresponds. Of course, the late 80s, the synomaniac was king. Like, you know, as poppies, as poppies the Tari was, nothing beats the poppies, they're 10, no smoothie cars,

the country like those days. And it was like, I mean, it was huge. It was, yeah. So, No one needs to press. So, I'm gonna die. Because you yeah, so no one needs to press Because you know a superior sister came out. It was better than Atari and I never wanted to play that This guy is a Greg is that he was pulling punches out of It sucks if you're the fucking dirt out of these nerds. Yeah, that's why he's the soulblazer folks That's why he's a soulblazer folks. That's why he's a soulblazer. Watch out for the soulblazer. Here's another example of a question that comes up.

And this part of the show was so painful. So now fast forward to the 90s, and now they're stocking Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo games. I mean, this show just goes, it's crazy. So it goes, all right, so did you help your mom figure out what games to stock for Genesis and Super Nintendo? And he says, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. So it goes, all right, so did you help your mom figure out what games to stock for Genesis and Super Nintendo? And he says, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did it. Which games did you tell her to stock? Now we're talking about game from 30 years ago, and this guy's gonna, from memory, remember,

which games they stock to rent, is if I would have put a pass this nerd. I wouldn't put a pass this nerd. To fucking pull out a spreadsheet. It's started. Well, it's starteduttering his way through it. That would be fine. So after a long list of Genesis games,

this fucking asshole says this. How about the Super Nintendo? Again, pretty much the popper titles. Yeah. Like, you know, the, I think- He's talking as if he's Larry King talking to Ross Perot. Like every question is so fucking important. It doesn't matter. He's talking as if he's Larry King talking to Ross Perot.

Like every question is so fucking important. It doesn't matter. It's fine. Why are we trying to fill so much time on this podcast? Can you please name off 23 video game titles from 1991? Oh yeah, sure. Let me think about that from who cares. What's the difference?

Excite bike. Captain Skyhawk. I don't fucking know. All right. I want to talk about. Excite bike Captain skyhawk I don't fucking know All right, I want to talk about When the show isn't this stuttering fool on there talking about renting video games wait It's other things Ferg is breaking down Atari toys 600 games

I listen to a little bit of this episode about the game kangaroo are you familiar with the game kangaroo? No, I had never heard of it. So I looked it up. I had to watch what this fucking game was. It's Donkey Kong. It's one of those boards we have to climb up ladders and walk up and like, save your fucking, what are those baby kangaroos called? Joey? Joey, thank you. Get a save your little Joey. Get a save your Joey.

And there's monkeys throwing apples at you and there's also like fruit. You can leave them. Leave them. The throwing stuff. So this game is terrible. He does an hour and 45 minutes on it. At about seven minutes in, he finally starts to talk about the game, because before that's all thank you to someone so on Twitter who at mentioned me while.

I want to thank Greg. Yeah, like all this shit, seriously. It's just the same fucking seven people all the time. I like to thank Greg's mom. So seven minutes in, he finally started talking about this game, Kangaroo, and he doesn't fucking shameless McKinley in style. Kangaroo is a 8 kilobytes stereo cartridge released by Atari. According to random terrain, probably July 1983. It appeared in the August 1983 video game update.

There was a review in there too, and it gave the MSRP as 3795 In Atari age magazine made and June of 1983. I forget what volume number that is is it volume 2 It might be issue two or three. I can't remember off top of my head But there's there'll be a link in the show notes for it. Oh good. Okay, as long as there's a link at the show notes Who the fucking past we care about this information what what happens our feed for shut up I'm trying to write it down and what month did game out play it again I miss it this is a shit video game two or three call it a shit video game and nobody cares about god you haven't stopped smiling

this entire time I do smile when I talk you have have to stop smiling. I know. This is an observation that's been made. All right, I will give him credit. I have to get for credit. For if you're still listening, take the news off, come down from this step stool. Just take your hand out of the oven for you. I have a huge compliment for you.

And that is... If you can undrink that bleach, give it a shot. The show that we listen to, there was no production value. There was just two guys talking back and forth. There was a commercial that I'll get into in the middle, but- There was a lot of computer noises, music. Yeah.

It was like video game soundtrack music, like long beds of it too. Correct. Yeah, almost as unlessifull as Greg. Yeah, because it's not good music. That was the best they could do back then. They wish they could have done better. That's the point. They were- That's not good music. That was the best they could do back then. They wish they could have done better. That's the point.

They weren't that spooly. That's the best point. Like, no one was having with the result of that. Like, the score and again. The score of Nintendo is not a masterpiece at all. No one's proud of this. There's no composer running around signing autographs. As much as I like the tetra soundtrack.

It's not such a pepper. It's not. Here is. It's well like in through the outdoor. Here is an example of some brilliant production that's put in in post on Ferg's show and this is going back to that kangaroo episode. Along the way you can pick up fruits for points and there are three fruits in each screen and they're all the same.

But once you pick them all up, they won't reappear until you jump up and ring the bell. Which is usually on a higher platform. Once you ring the bell, it sounds the Westminster Quarter Song. I didn't know that song had a name, but it certainly does. ["Dream of the Wind"] ["Dream of the Wind"] And three new fruits will appear, and you can do this three times on a single screen. I mean, it's almost like planet Maynard at that point. It's not much production going on. It sounds like he's on dried there What is he talking about? Oh, that's a good point. Like what is he talking about?

I was at about the kangaroo game The Yeah, okay, and he didn't know the west was that but I would just say Ferg you're a good guy and we really care I Feel down call some buddy for help. I'm sure here But I would just say, Ferg, you're a good guy, and we really care. Ferg, you're a- I'm sure- And if you feel down, call somebody for help. I'm sure you're a lot of people-

Not us, not Carl or I. I'm sorry about your bipolar disorder, whatever's going on there. But podcasting isn't for everyone. You know, there's a lot of people who aren't good at it. OP, Stuttering John, Vinnie Pauline, there's a lot of people- You're terrible. You're just a stop for them. Alright, so on this episode, I went back months to find this episode

I just picked a random always this Atari game Doesn't fucking soulblazer appear on this show and he has a huge bit long bit It's like 30 minutes long maybe 40 minutes. It was an eight-bit Carl. He is this long He is this long segment. I get it. He has this long segment. I'm gonna drink the bleach. We're then here at police. We're then he reviews this video game, Kangaroo.

This is another arcade port to eat hard to use 100. Which I always find very difficult to do. To do. That's easy for you to say. I don't know why this guy is again in the video game podcasting roll. He can't talk There's a day what doesn't out nobody realizes this carl carl Carl wrong He is a get for Ferg That's a good point

Come on you're welcome there are many many many video game podcasts out there. It's true. That are not clamoring. That's a good point. At one point, Soulblazer talks about getting his first NDS system. And I don't know how this is relevant, but he goes through the history of every game that he got and when he got it. My birthday two months later, February, 88, I got a leg gun and Hogan's Aoi.

Okay. And I also used some, I got a leg gun and Hogan's Aoi. Okay. And I also used some, I used some, I used some, I saved up money to purchase the 1986 Capcom releases used, a couple months after that. Commandant Donut, 942 and Ghosting Goblins. Yes. And I got, and I got Reaster, surprise, surprise, Legend of Zelda, which is like, to this day,

the only game I've gotten for like a heaster, heaster, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a I'm got you an Easter gift. Isn't that amazing? He got a video game at Zelda for Easter. That's actually pretty alright. Yeah. Another humble brag from Greg. Yeah, pretty cool, Greg. Did you know that he was an only child? You should have seen him on school that Monday. Insufferable as usual. Do you know that he was an only child?

I believe that. And this whole thing where his mom worked at a video store that went to that video games, it made the relationship closer. That's great. Did you know that? It also, the experience I was helped my mom and I, that rented out video games. Yeah. It made the relationship closer. That's great. Did you know that? It also, the experience of the experience I was helped my mom and I died to come to

the closer. I've always been close to my parents being on a child like what not. So being on a child and what not. She screamed at him all day and told him to do shit at this video. He explained that once a month he would go through the newest Nintendo Power magazine and say, man, this game looks like it might be good. Maybe he should order it for the store. That was his role in this.

Great. Meanwhile, for some reason in his brain, he now acts like he worked there, which he didn't. He's talking about conversations that went on during budget meetings at the video store. You almost have a month I go in to bring the budget, people like Darleen, you know, that's my mom's name. You're like, what is this? You're crazy, this budget is huge. And so like, my mom actually explained to her

what the costs were and the breakdown of everything. In the end, he'd always sign off on it. I'm so suspicious of this guy who owed the store because if you play my clip, this is Meet Greg's mom. There was something really interesting here about how the mom got the job. But it's, at some point, do you work in this meeting?

No, he was not. You're lying. I have Terry. Yeah, I have Terry to play this. He heard of my mom somehow. I don't really know the, my mom's not even very sure exactly how she came to his attention, but.

Oh. So this guy just says, hey, you know, you'd be really great running my video game store. Yeah. Or my video store. And then they're in the budget meetings and he's saying stuff like, oh, the budget's so huge, darling.

You think that there's something that's going on? Yeah, it's a little soul blazing, just said they're listening. And that catch it up on the linko, baby. Yeah, he's not following very well. I don't know if I can handle this size of a budget, darling. Do you think anyone else can handle this size? Yeah, exactly.

And he's just out there going, you better tell him that we need a copy of, of, of, of, of, of, I'm trying to think of a goddamn Nintendo game. I suck. Mario Brothers, Elma. The whisk goes on Oh If we don't get a copy of Cubert this quarter. We're gonna go on All right, what else you got out here? Oh, oh, we can play game. All right game. So here's the game This is this should hopefully be have the reddit thread

You just you're calling your shot. I think it's fun. What I want you to do is try to guess what would have been a better question than what he actually asked. Go for the first one, don't hit two. And we'll guess and we'll play a little improv game. And figure out what would be a better question. Let's do it. So how how did having all these games at your disposal affect your blank? How did having all these games at your disposal affect your social skills? Yeah, or how did it affect your love life? Right? How did it affect the dating scene at your house? Right? Yeah, all right. How did I help you meet people? Yeah, right? All right, right? This is what he actually asked me when all this and that wasn't the right answer Nope, so how how did having all these games at your disposal affect your

You're playing time, I guess or how much you know what the fuck kind of question is it? So you had all these video games. Did you play a lot of video games as a result? Yes, yes I was like excited and hopeful for saying that there's gonna be a good question of this thing Oh, just let out of you. I cannot fuck a cop with a good question to save his life. I have another example of this. For some reason, the whole topic of this conversation is around this mom who managed a video store, which I know is fascinating, but then she leaves the video store. And a B-Kid rewind stick is Greg. That's not twice. So then she leaves the video store and of course we're all wondering the same question.

Well then what did she do? Uh Georgia Summer 95 and my mom handed the store over to her assistant manager and that's pretty much that. So she did she retire then? Not no not that point uh um you know in Georgia Tennessee she worked uh uh uh she uh she had worked another 10 years after that after that about doing jobs like you know like You know like being a bartender for like for with the type of life of a while like when to bartending school Oh, wow Also, I'll be in a waitress for some places think about it. Would this be interesting to you?

What do you listen to this? So she went from manager of the store to waitress to bart bartender and waitress, because that's how important this would be a manager at a video rental store. It's, this guy's like, so wouldn't she do next in her career? This is not a career, it's a shitty job. It's a shitty job that a 19 year old should have. And that's probably what happened

with the boss, 100 year younger, more attractive. Yes, assistant manager. Yeah, she aged out of the role. He had to go over Yes, assistant manager. Yes, she aged out of the role. He handed over to the assistant manager who apparently had according to Mike, better tongue action. Right. Someone who could handle an even bigger budget, smoke plus cigarettes. I don't know. I should make funny Greg's mom, but man, I can't imagine what's going on

here. They put it out there, don't they? That's the thing that I do want to explain to our friends She paid some picture without paying the picture. It's pretty amazing Fergen soul blazer is that you guys put this on the internet. You kind of asked for it All right, this is a commercial break comes in in the middle of this and guess what it's a commercial for another shitty Video game podcast Another shitty video game podcast. Gen X grown up as a website, YouTube channel and audio podcast, buyin' four kids of the

late 70s and early 80s who may have grown older but have refused to grow up. This is the thing that Bill Mar is always ragging on. Rightfully so. When you become an adult, you should stop liking things you liked when you were a child. I kind of agree with this. When I am at work and I see these people with the fucking Disney shit all in their office, like, is your daughter working here? What is going on? Get the Disney shit out of here. I'm a princess. What are you

doing? I probably have to take that out. You're supposed to try to think of who I'm and finding right now. I imagine you're enjoying the office. I'm a fan of the right now. I imagine you're enjoying at the office. I'm enjoying to work with who's shitting in the bathroom right now Give me his name. He's written up Please like you have authority. He's blowing up the bathroom All right, so I did want to go in and look at the other podcast. It's talked about quite a bit because Soulblazer does a show with George Called the ass NES podcast So I thought give that a listen to oh So Blazer does a show with George called the SNES podcast. So I thought I'd give that a listen too. Oh, no.

Okay, good for you. You know, because we got a dig deep here. Figure out, let's go and out here. Okay, we know what's going on here. We do. We do. We do. I started listening to, now I talked about how

I went back to a random episode and so Blazer was also on that episode. So then I pull up a random episode of SNES and they're talking about Furg in the first three seconds of the fucking show. Hello everybody, welcome to a very special episode of the SuperNAS podcast. And I want to point this out to you before I play this. Yeah, it's an accent, it's charismatic. He's very charismatic. I want to point this out to him.

Again, he sounds kind of normal at the very beginning and I think it's worse than worse. Because I thought maybe he doesn't stutter as much when he's on his own show. Now he does. So I want to point out what nerds talk about what they find interesting. Is the most boring conversation? Shit that if you had brought up to me if we were hanging out, I'd just go, okay, whatever, what else? What are we doing? Yeah, I gotta go. Yeah. Hello everybody. Welcome to a very special episode of the Super NES Podcast. This is our last episode of 2018. I am Greg, he is George. Insert singer here.

Yeah, so we've decided to follow the old saying of invitation is a serious form of flattery by copying by copying some other podcasts. Cough cough or cough cough. So what about imitation crab? Does that mean crabs are flatter that there's imitation crab out there or? Well, that's retarded and Then they riff on that for a while. Why don't I actually like imitation crab? Why like real crab? I don't like real crab Well real crab is good. This is what I'm talking about these fucking nerves can't get out of their own goddamn way Just stay on topic if you're gonna talk about video games the time of video games

What's that riff on seafood? You know, there's a reason why that other generation was called the greatest generation, because nerds like this built bombs and shit for America. They did something constructive. Correct. This is why we're doomed, because the nerds are here talking

into microphones about video games and whatever bullshit that comes to their mind. Instead of actually doing the real work, we need their goddamn brains for. Yeah, I, we need these nerds. Don't get me wrong, I just don't want them podcasting. Exactly, sum it up. All right, did anything else you want to play from?

No, I wish I was dead for listening to this. Can we move on, because I have other things to talk about. All day long, let's go. I have some very important things to talk about. I have a guess. Yeah, you know this. I wasn't an OP radio this week. You don't say. Yeah. I have a question.

Is that like a new stinger opener? That's the new one. Yeah. Okay. So it's the OP and Anthony music. It's the OP and the music with someone singing Brother Man, which is a Wii's rep off. Uh-huh. OP stole that from Brother Weathe.

It's not even that good to begin with. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well. This is not OP's show. I didn't make this up. No, no, no, I just was trying to figure it out. It was just a very odd thing. I'm like, oh, that's the

old ONA. BAM. Yeah. BAM. Raging against the machine. That's right. Whatever. I was let's say to an episode number one, 22, called boner in space with Matt from the smoking tire and Carl Ruiz. This is a podcast where this guy Matt Farah who from the smoking tire and Karl Ruiz. This is a podcast where this guy Matt Farah who hosts the smoking tire.

He has his own podcast. OP and him do a crossover show. So he put it out of his show. I'll be putting it out of his show. Like crossing streams? Just like crossing the streams. Right, it's several less dangerous. No, no, I'm not talking about like,

I'm not talking about Ghost, but sometimes when you're a kid and you're like standing pissed like so did it. And that's also dangerous. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, get it all over you Get it all over the fucking place this is The two of them doing a show it sounds like garbage They're not using opi stuff. They're using mat stuff and it sounds somehow even worse than usual. Oh The thing that I want to play first is the part of this show that jumped out at me.

This is crazy town. I talked about a few months ago, Opie went to one of those sensory deprivation chambers. Okay. You know, you do those floats. Yep. And he was, he went to this guy's business to do a float. It was his first time doing it. And he didn't understand what it was at all He's asking all these stupid questions. He's like I want to I want a podcast from the

Making it in there. He wanted the podcast of the tank. That's that's how this is open They're not talking it to people you just lay side. They're everyone in there. Just I do it Everyone he's turning it up. He's turning to a shit show. He's like no. He's just bothering everyone. He's turning him to a shit show. He's like, no, I'm gonna break Vic Henley down here next week. He's like, no! Can we spend a hangout? It's not a hangout. So he goes down to this full place and he gets out of it.

And if you remember from my episode, I played Cus of him going, wow. That was amazing. I can't even explain. Which has happened, man. Wow, you know, it's like introspective OP, that version of them. Cool.

So now, fast forward a couple of months. I wonder if he had some kind of epiphany in Revelation. Oh, I think he did. And he's gonna explain what that was on this episode. Yay! For this. And I'm a good meditator and I'm gonna, it just silencing the voices in my head and so I'm in there Right, I can't believe we're gonna say this said all right to speak to be in romantic love so I'm about an hour in

You should I start getting a funny feeling oh god Oh god And I'm like this is kind of a ride So he says that he's a good meditator that he's in this tranquil place. But for some reason, he's horny. Does that sound right? Does that add up to you?

Do you get horny when you meditate? I don't know, I'm not a meditator. Why would I meditate? Okay, I don't know. It doesn't seem like something that happens. I could be wrong. I don't know. It's very strange.

Meditation is not thinking about fat cans or a really nice ass. That's not what meditation is. So I don't know why you'd get a boner. Right. All right, so he goes on to explain. I'm very fascinated by this. I'm sorry for saying that.

I know you're in the lead. You know you're fine. This is the reveal, but it's okay because there's more to it than that. So this is him explaining what he did to take care of that problem in the time So I had a border and I'm like I still got 20 minutes left what the hell? Jesus no, what the hell? Did you know and because I think you rubbed it out? Yes Okay, so now he's explaining while he was in this tank

He jerked himself off to completion Now I listen to this episode when he went to that place There was no mention of this should we call that place? Well, we might want to this is this is all brand new. I am shocked by this. This is disgusting. It's, well, I called this clip, liar, liar pants on fire, and you'll find out why. I'm floating. It feels like your space after a while. It's pitch dark, you can't see the hand in front of you. And you got the ear plugs in, so you can't hear any.

Yeah, ear plugs going on. So you really take out all the sense of it. And now I'm feeling like I got a boulder in space right now, man. So, I think you just sold me on it. So I decided to rub it out. But now I'm thinking that's dark. So you know I would assume the remnants just go away. Oh yeah they'd go out into space. No. So this is what I'm talking about. Not even OP is that stupid. He says I feel like I'm in space. So if I jerk off it will just float flow to a. It's dark in there. It'll just flow to a.

It'll flow. No one's that stupid, Opie. Cause I'm a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar. So this makes zero sense, right? There's no way this happens. 100%. He's making up a story because he wants to be interesting. He wants to be the center of attention.

It's very important to him that people are, whoa, you did why you're outrageous. Like I literally I'm sitting here speechless over it that he would even make it up because it's a fucking creepy thing to make up to begin with. It's a really creepy thing like to make up when you're telling me that the note what he said after. Oh man. This is. Oh, I should go back and find those. This is amazing. And you put it into this context. That's a good point. I should have done that.

I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that.

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I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. I should have done that. That's all I have to say is Wow Oh my god, I am so like chill so relaxed I just got out of the flotation chamber. I think that's what it's called About five or ten minutes ago. I Literally couldn't speak I was so chill so mellow. I Know he didn't jerk off. I know he didn't jerk off too, right? And I'll play the conclusion

Which it wouldn't be terrible to get a guy works So you have to have like a pool skimmer you're just out there with the net dude a pool skimmer you're throwing that thing away I want that thing demolished burn it to the ground. Yeah, you just don't tell anybody. Next customer. Next customer, you're up. Ding. All right, this is, and let's analyze this a little bit after I play this clip. That's right to it. I told you it might not be good.

He's sudden pitch. He tried to kill me. It's at two old. Do you want to do one of those beers? Yeah, it'll be good. All right. I'm good with the discord. This is the kind of shit that we take on. All right. I'm good with the discord. This is the kind of shit that we take on both.

He says to me, have his sprite. You just spit that all over the place. No one's did it. It's just no one did it. Don't tell lies. I need alcohol to get rid of this. Whoa. Okay.

This is the conclusion that proves that there's no way this actually happened. But it turned out right on. I wanted to complete panic because it was angdrop soup everywhere. Oh, he was gonna strangle you in the hell. You're an angdrop soup everywhere. I guess it's not you tell. I guess it was. It was the saltwater break it down.

But I'm thinking it preserves it, it's like a hundred-year-old thing. I'm thinking it's so dark. I'm thinking with the salt and the darkness, the heat is going away on its own, right? No. I panicked and it took me right out of my experience as I'm scooping up egg tops. Oh my god. You definitely would handle it? I had to.

I couldn't just leave and leave that mess for the people that were kind of up to happy. Scooping up Okay, so now he explains that his semen is all over in this tank Now Vinnie, I don't want to get too gross in graphic here. I get I know he did But if you're jerking off while you're laying on your back, it's not gonna go next to you It's gonna go on you It would have landed all over him. He would be eating it So I don't understand what he's talking about that he didn't know where it went and then it came on Guess I should get up whoa What did I do?

Who knew that such a fucking lie that's a made-up story I like to imagine that he's telling the truth and he took his two hands and he scooped it up. And it was like, I had to swallow it, just think like, I had the evidence because somebody was coming. Yeah, he doesn't explain. And thank God they didn't ask. But he's talking about how he had a scoop it

out of there with what and to where? What are we talking about? He drank it. He was like, I know, I got your joke. I'm with you, buddy. I'm with you. I'm with you buddy. I'm with you I'm just So stupid. This is so stupid. Yeah, but you know the funny thing about is what's the fun? We're just talking about it

That was actually his show that was actually And the title of that episode is bonyer and space. He's so proud of that fucking made up story That's the name of his episode. Why would you put that out into the world? It's a lie. It's a shock. Jack thing, right? Sure. It must make a story. It doesn't have like a wife and kids Yeah, and they want to know that he's like outcommitteeed sex crimes in public yet Honestly, that's fucked up. Yeah, he did jerk off in one of those things That's fucked. I've gone to these tags before they have one over a park. I have to have a place Yeah, I've tried it a couple of times. They think they get the water so salty it is salty and very warm

It's actually body temperature anyway It's fucking gross man really gross really gross. You should probably be ashamed of yourself Greg This is Greg. I gotta tell you. There's not a lot of winners named Greg these days. This is yeah Greg's not doing well in this episode of WATP. That is a little bit. Over two. This is OP.

I prefer fur radio. I love when OP explains how he's different than Howard. And Howard has nothing to do with his success. He didn't, he wasn't a fan of Howard. Yeah, one employed the other, isn't. Yeah, so here's OP once again talking about how they're different. Like Howard had his like overtly sexual and pushing the list the limits of that Whereas you guys sort of had the comics on and talked like the green room behind the comedy store

Can I add to that please because a lot of people you know When you do shock-jocker edgy radio, you know how it has to say they're ripping me off Robin Here's the difference so I wasn't really a big hour surfing, but I listened to him here and there when I could. So because I wanted to learn from the business, he was still a broadcaster through all that. And me and Anthony came up with a style where I have a lot of radio experience,

but we developed a style where it's like, man, like this, we're just hanging out. I can't just hang out and talk and put it on the radio Why does it have to be overly polished? All right, so here's what I want to say to this Matt says, you know, how were in his stick? It was all like sacks and overtly sexual stuff Do you remember the clips? I was playing on OP just recently where they were talking about all the things they did with girls Snatches. Oh god

Yeah, that's what that child the whiffle ball bag that's that's what his show was they were shooting eggs out of their vaginas Don't you remember the time that Howard had that couple butt fucking a cathedral? Yeah Like that's what they were fired for right people were having sex in public and calling into their show It was all sexual he ripped off Howard. It's fine No one's upset about it, but they had to change their show. He was all sexual. He ripped off Howard. It's fine. Noah's upset about it, but they had to change their show because they lost their job for two years. They had to figure out a different thing to do. Yeah.

And they stopped putting that in. And just did the same thing. They had to stop putting bats in women and they started having comedians on. But I love that OPX like, oh yeah, how would it know in full time? I heard his show a couple times, but whatever. What we did is we had a hang style show

It's just 40 people riffing like no, no, no, no, no, first off you had nothing to do with that Jim Norton started bringing his friends in Secondly, oh, be if they were up to you you'd still be shoving with them all by asking girls for gin as you'd be probably in and the anal challenge at this point Yeah, yeah, slide whistle The old side whistle challenge. I played last week. He fucking dummy. Lewis Jay Gomez pays him a compliment. You know, OP without ONA. The none of this would be happening. I couldn't have done this. And this show must have been recorded before that because Matt brings up the fact that Joe Rogan gives them credit. Even Rogan.

You guys are more successful than me, but got the inspiration for the OPEN. No, I mean, I hope he's so bad at taking a compliment. So he says, and he won't do my show either. Yeah, he won't answer my crazy YouTube videos. I'm going to throw this out, and if I'm wrong, I'm sure somebody will call me on it. But I'm pretty sure that Joe Rogan's inspiration was actually live from the compound.

Which is what Anthony did outside of Opie and Anthony. He set up a whole studio in his basement with video and the whole thing. And he would stream video, he'd stream a show like late at night and be live from the cat. You just tweet out, hey, we're gonna do a show in a few minutes. And you can just hop on there and you'd watch him do

a show and you would just have whoever was hanging on his house playing cards come on and they do karaoke and whatever but that's what Joe Rogan said oh I that's when I realized I don't need a studio I can just turn on a camera and my garage and do a show that it wasn't OP and Anthony, it was Anthony. You're a hero, Mr. Kumia, a real hero. Wow, listen, I'm not saying that. My point is, OP wants to take on this fucking credit for other people's success.

I don't even think that they do it, OP. And I love that they're talking about Matt Ferris wedding. And according to Carl Ruiz, this was an amazing event. Guess who wasn't invited to it? And there's a little bit buttering about that. That would be our friend Gregg. The upstairs. The upstairs.

We have to take your word for it because if I remember correctly the last time we podcasted someone was hitting that Bringing me as his guest. I thought I could enjoy Matt Farrow. I would have been happy But I thought it would be weird to invite you because we'd met. No, it's not. It's not weird But I was gonna go with his guest out of you remember, but then he forgot I took I took some girl Opie was upset that he wasn't curls plus one. Did you just hear that? I think I know I was gonna be your plus one cuz like um yeah I took a girl I brought a girl to the wedding dummy That's that's what you do you know bring your lunatic friend who has no fucking other friends Can you imagine how quickly open what a ruin that reception running around with this fucking zoom record

Hey, probably is cake over here. It was cake. Hey lady. What do you think of the cake? There's some good cake, huh? I think he would have ruined the ceremony with that shit. Fuck the reception. Did he? They're doing play by play on the dance floor. Like an asshole. Aw, look at her dance over there. Look at her. That's all he does is he brings a Zoom recorder. He does.

And I discovered this. Let me play this end of the show piece. I want to give Matt a ton of credit. Thank God this was on Matt's rig because he ran out of memory. This is not the end of the only thing I believe in. Oh my God. Listen, guys, I have to call this show because I'm running low on computer battery. It's all right.

We can do another hour. I know. This is what happens when we do a show. We can probably do, as we can do double. Yeah. So thankfully, Matt has to end the show after only an hour and 10 minutes. We need a hero. Yeah, thank you, Matt.

So, Opie, and I discovered this at bottom. He's upset about this. Fuck we can do another hour. It's because as soon as that gets turned off, now he's Greg Hughes again. Now he's no longer OP. That's why when everything is a social situation, he's got to have the zoom recorder with him. Because now I'm OP. We're doing a show. See? Hey, check this out. Oh, shit. Now I'm Greg. And Superman was always so upset when he had to put those glasses back I'm right. It's not fun. It's not fun being a nobody and being Greg Hughes is depressing. I would have to imagine well He has a lovely wife of children and three million dollars probably do you think that his wife and children enjoy him being around?

I can't imagine they do he's's not a fun person. His personality doesn't scream enjoyable to me. Those are not words I think about when I think a Greg Hopi Hughes. Yeah, yeah, but you know, kids have that inherent thing that they naturally like their parents until they get to be about 13. That's true. And this kid is gonna be screaming at him. Oh, wait till he goes on YouTube and start calling him.

You may get everything about you. Yes. Oh, shit. Oh, wait till he goes on YouTube and start calling for him. You may have me think about you. Yes. Oh, shit. Oh, that's gonna be cool. I hope you podcast that, Obi. That would be a big issue. I'd listen to that. This is, you know who puts his fucking son on his show all the time is Adam Corolla.

So does Bobby Kelly. Oh, doesn't he? Does he? Corolla puts his kid on? Yeah, but his kid is like 14 or something now. You're like, I don't want to hear what this kid's fucking fantasy light up. I don't care. Did you guys see Detective Pokemon?

I actually don't want to that. I'm Carl. I know. That's one of the reasons. All right. Oh, this is great. So Matt is talking about podcasting. Now, he's podcasting and he wants to know from OP.

You know, you're doing OP radio podcasts now. Are things better now than they used to be? Or are they not as good as they used to be? No, keep it mighty. That's the guy he used to have a national morning show. So Matt's not that astute of a customer, is he? OP used to post a national morning show with A-list celebrities on the record. And he asked them how's it going?

Can I guess OPi's answer? Yeah, go for it. I love it, bro. It's the best thing that ever happened. You would think. I don't know how it gets the greatest. You would think that that's kind of Hopi's stick. He can't even bring himself to lie that bad.

So like, what, you know, is it going in the right direction? Where the old days better is this new thing that we're doing here? Like what is, you know, a great question. No, it sucks. Oh, the fail. The old days were way better. Thank you, Alpi. Good for you.

I like that with Drew. Good for you. It does suck. That sounded like garbage. I didn't do anything to that audio. That's how it sounds on the show. Let's be saying that. Benny, me, every time I talk about audio quality,

he always like, you have no standing in this motherfucker. You talking about. But you know, right. I'm very proud of him to hear him say that. I actually have, I kind of have turned a quarter now. I agree with you, and actually this next clip right here, I agree with what he says. There's 700,000 podcasts right now.

And most of them suck, but most people don't know that most of them suck yet. Yeah, so it's really hard to get traction I'm finding it hard to get traction. So opi's For once telling the truth because I've ever heard about his how great the show is everyone's listening to it It's a big deal. He finally says there's 700,000 podcasts. It's very hard to get traction Especially because most of them suck opi you're one of those ones. Do you not realize this? You have one of those 700,000 podcasts that sucks. That's why it's hard to get traction. Nah.

Because honestly, Vinnie, you look at iTunes or you see what people are listening to. First, it's a lot of celebrities. It's a lot of comedians, a lot of celebrities. It's a lot of people who are TV personalities or it's NPR shows, things like that. Opus should have no problem breaking through. He had a good show. He's got a name. He had a huge fan base. He would have comedians lining up. Right. That's a fact. Correct. comedians have lined up in the opposite direction. They have. They're avoiding it. There was a

part I'd hear when he ran into. Oh shit, there was a part here and he ran into oh shit Who was it he ran to the community on the street? I think he's like oh, hey, oh I'm podcast is okay Okay, he just walked away from them. They want nothing to do with this guy. Why would you? Why would you though at this point? It's like that whole thing blew up and if you're gonna do anybody show You're gonna go to Jim and Sam's cuz it's like right it's still Yeah, right people actually hear you if you go on Jim and Sam's because it's like, it's still... People actually, he wasn't doing it. Yeah. People will actually hear you if you go on Jim and Sam's. I mean, they're all truckers in the Midwest,

but at least it's people. Yeah, you're people. This is, again, he gets back into lying again, and he just mentioned that doing the podcast sucks, no one here is at, it's hard to break through. Does he yell psych? He's not! We're killing it over here, it'll be real.

No, and then he says that. You might not want to hear this car. I've had offers go back to regular radio. I don't want to do it. Does that sound possible? Let me tell you. Well, actually, you know what it doesn't. You know what?

Why would he be getting an offer to go to regular radio? Anyone who listened to this podcast the last year would not offer him a jet. I'm gonna tell you something. Yeah. I had a conversation with a radio person who was very high up in radio. At least he's syndicated in like 80 cities

and he was explaining to me how radio works now. And he would be like a B-team talent normally. But he's syndicated into 80 cities. Because they're not hiring more people to do things in radio. It's good Cutting back. No, maybe somebody offered him something somewhere. That's great. But it's I mean, it's You're talking about on-sparing. Yeah, that's amazing. No, I was talking to somebody else and he uh, he was basically saying you know What I just deemed dropped for me right now. You didn't say anything disparaging. It doesn't matter who it was

It kind of matters to me. I want to know what you're talking to the Miranimal oh you've also you've other friends outside of wattp yeah you're talking to other yeah broadcasts yeah people he's located in eighty cities car of Bill Moran I didn't know he was in eighty cities he is it's a new thing I heart started doing this like taking there's another guy no out of Syracuse who's syndicated like fifty and he's doing like classic rock radio and just shock, not shock jacket. Just being a disc jacket and like, because he's got a professional voice, they send them to all these different markets. So Opie does not have a professional voice.

No, he's not an interesting person. He doesn't have a compelling personality. How is he getting a radio offer? And why wouldn't he take it if he was? Brilliant. He's making no money right now. offer. And why wouldn't he take it if he was? Brilliant. He's making no money right now. The brilliance of Opie is that he was able to be in the room for a ton of shit. Yes. And he's right that he knew how to keep the ship going.

But that was about it. That was a sudden extent. Well, he there were also times he derailed that train. Sure. They'd be riffing on something and he would just pick up a phone or go into the commercial break and just fucking ruin it. His name was FERSCAL! Sure, that's here. It was the OP and Anthony. So all I'm saying is the only thing he really knew how to do was judge other people's talent.

And if that slips, he's completely out of luck. I can't see anybody hiring him right now exactly like you said. Well, if he's good at judging Tim, then why is Vic Henley on his show? This guy sucks at broadcast. I said, if you let that slip, you're going to have a problem. So he talks about Patriso Neel's funeral. This is the last thing I want to play on here.

They're talking about Patriso Neel's funeral. And he's talking about they're all standing by the casket and it's a bunch of famous guys that you know. Chris Rock comes in. Chris Rock is crying and he makes a statement and Opie is not picking up what he's putting down, not even close. No, no. And then what other things, so after the service, we're in the hallway I guess, as everyone's leaving the church and we brought the casket out there.

And is this too personal and inside? No. Okay. And then I'll never forget Chris Rock in tears comes walking down the hall. I don't think he officially was a ball player but he comes walking down the hall and he looks as only eyes. Everyone's just bowling, you know, in front of the casket and you look at all of my point and every single one of my sisters said take care of yourselves, take care of you like really

dramatic and over the top. But I think that's what you learn from someone's death. How do I like not take how to have that not happen to me? Well, I did not take your life so you know yeah uh seriously and and and make sure you live your life. Yeah. Is that what Chris Rock was saying? Don't take your life so seriously and live your life. Patrice O'Neil died at the age of 41. He was diabetic and he had a stroke and he taught all the time about how stupid doctors were. Right. He did not take care of himself and he died young. Yeah. Chris Rock enjoyed Patrice O'Neil. I thought he was a great comedian. There are probably friends. Is upset that he's dead. He says, guys, take care of yourselves.

And Opie goes, what he's saying is, you got to live every day like it's your last. No! The opposite of that, you stupid motherfucker! Can I guess what Chris Rock really meant? What? It was just a playaway saying, uh, take care of yourselves. I'm never gonna see you two f**king hell. Oh shit. It's the last time I go on a show. Take care of yourselves guys. Why? I just love that OP just never understands what people are saying his comprehension skills are terrible. All right, the last thing I want to play in this is Patrice on the O's funeral again, and this sparks some controversy because he's talking about who all the Paul Bears were, and this comes up.

I'm trying to remember everybody, but I think it was me, Kevin Hart, Dana Cook, Dana Cook, excuse me, Chris Rock. It's a Hussu Bob Kelly. I think Voss was there, maybe Jim, I think Jimmy was there. I'm probably missing somebody. And also, we're sitting there. I'm probably Anthony.

No, Anthony. Anthony said no to be a polar bear. Why would you want to do a labor? What's that? Why would you want to do the manual labor? Of course. So he said no. So OP, you know, he didn't say anything more than that.

He just said no, Anthony said no. So people started giving Anthony all the shit. Like, oh dude, you were in a pole bear for producer Neil? Anything he came back with, I'm sorry, my back was sore from carrying the show. Which is perfect. I give credit on that one. I love, you know what though?

I wish OP had thrown a little shade. I would be like, yeah, Rich Voss, he was Paul Baron number six. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I don't have anything more to talk about with OP, but his show is still going strong,

so we appreciate that. I do have a little segment here that I want to play just for you, then. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm gonna start being like Howard He's always talking to Robin. He's never talking to you the listeners. Mm-hmm. Many I want to play this for you I think you'll really enjoy this. I can't wait. It's a little segment that we like to call Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is a cringe of the week that came in from Matt Lewinsky again This guy kills it at podcast underscore hitman is

constantly giving us cr cringe of the weeks and he's discovered a whole genre of podcasts that I did not know existed and it's fascinating. He's like Christopher fucking Columbus. This is, he is like Christopher Columbus. He had a discovered shit that people already knew about. It's just like Christopher Columbus. Like, oh, what I just got was like, there's people doing it. It's not that, it's not the big thing. It brings a pack to you. It's a Midwest. It brings it to me in the Midwest.

This is a karaoke show called karaoke Big E. And on this particular episode, they're focused on the band Creed. Big E is it the big E that I'm thinking of? Well, we'll find out yeah where they stole from sink that's I like it dude and let's sink King turned into this King karaoke it could have been I could have been that'd be sweet here's the heartbeat yes we're moving the heartbeat yeah dude of course.

Now you guys can do what you want. I just heard. I think I'm gonna parody his voice. The news today It seems my life is going to change I close my eyes, begin to pray. The tears of joy streamed down my face with arms wide copyright in the discord. This is physically painful to listen to. the rest of jail. Oh my Christ. I have both of my hands on my face right now. And I'm having trouble taking them away.

Matt Lewinsky, go fuck yourself. This isn't the first karaoke podcast that he sent us either. This is karaoke podcast. What are we doing? You're not a good singer. I don't even know. That asshole number one had his eyes closed while he's saying that. That guy had his eyes closed.

And not only did he have his eyes closed, all he could think of his head was, I'm gonna get signed. It was douchey when the guy started singing. When that asshole comes in with the harmony, that's when I was like, oh, okay. Now I see what's going on. These two butt buddies are fucking singing creed songs in their living room

And they have to put it on the goddamn internet with I bet one microphone just like this show Fuck you, Vitty I don't have a big production and studio Still sounds easier than this Okay, all right. I have a very exciting segment for you. I bet you weren't ready for this. All right. I went ahead and popped in. I'm settling job because you know this this video. Sure. He's okay. Make sure he's all right. You know this video leaked about Howard Stern where he's doing his internal. I don't know anything about this. You don't know about this. No, tell me.

This is amazing. Okay. It's an hour long video. It's part one. Apparently part two is going to be leaked at some point But this video leaks from 2013 February 2013 He's giving a staff presentation at the PowerPoint presentation. Oh, no explaining how they got to get their shit together and start getting A list celebrities booked on the show and how they're gonna do that and It's fascinating. I'm gonna do an entire episode just on that. I think I'm gonna have done from who's right on We're just gonna break down this video because he explains that, you know, if only Scott DePace will send letters to Rush Limbaugh and he wants Richard Christie to reach out to Brad, what's his nuts? It's Brad Pitt. Richard, you'd have Richard Christie call Brad Pitt?

He wants Richard Christie to reach out to Brad Pitt in order to get him on the show. It's insane. Hey Brad. Hey Brad. I was wondering if you could be on our show. Howard, this guy's good at doing prank calls. Don't have him reach out to Brad Pitt. I don't know, maybe have like a booker do that. Maybe Gary Delbate could reach out to his agent.

How about you ask the come up? You're a higher a real booker at all because you are how much do you make? Do. And there's like 100 people in this in this meeting. Well, blow my mind is that is a huge staff, but I got to imagine that the money is he keeps the money thin for those guys. Yeah, he does. He doesn't keep some money very thin, which makes sense because these people in any other radio station are going to make about money in these roles. He doesn't have to pay them a lot.

He's ruined scale. So he doesn't want to ruin scale for his staff. He just wants to ruin it for the host position. Correct. Yes. Although he's not the highest paid radio personality out. Who is? I believe it's Rush Limbaugh.

I would believe that. I'm sure I'm sure that these guys Whatever all these conservative talk she'll always probably make him out more than her anyway, it doesn't matter I also imagine they tricked themselves off they also tricked themselves out It is ever made to take and wonder where the semen still there. I can't believe it's still in here. I thought that was in space I thought that was in space. Vendold gag. So, Oco, Oco, Oco, Oco. So of course, Suddenring John is running around in circles celebrating this huge victory,

this tape is out of place. Because of video tape leaked of Howard. Yes. Telling idiots to do work that they are not qualified to do. Correct, but also, which is kind of what his job was, an idiot who wasn't qualified to do when he was supposed to be doing.

Yeah, this is Howard Stratcracker, that's a good point. But also, certain John's the guy who leaked that audio of Howard telling the staff to create fake Twitter accounts, and that's part of this meeting. I didn't hear that either, but I don't care that much. All right, it doesn't matter. Howard needs so little to me.

I understand. It's fascinating, it's actually very interesting to watch. I recommend you to- No, I will go check this out. I am interested now. This PowerPoint presentation is my own brutal. Anyway. Is there a picture of Richard Christie and a picture of Brad Pitt?

Yes! You see Robin, if we have Richard Christie, Richard Brad Pitt, we'll be able to get Steven Spielberg. You see? Let's not this works. Step one, JD. Still the under- JD, I need you to get on the phone with Oprah.

Oh, he's shit. So, oh, shit. Anyway, Stuttering John is so excited about this and he's talking about how amazing this all is. So I had to just check out his show and I pulled some clips because this fucking guy is the worst. He talks about how excited he is about this video coming out and he has dubbed it the Pelican Brief because Howard's nose is large. I'll wait for you, it's fine.

Where'd he be written all along? No, no, I got that. I got that, and I have to say. Yeah. If comedy is your day job, please quit. So, just uttering John is the worst. So, here he is. He wants to take credit for the pelican brief

and then he realizes he isn't the one who came up with it. His body did. And then everybody's calling the getting things done saw seminar, the Pelican brief. Now that was something that you know, that we came up. I know you said at first when we were talking about what something I forget his, oh, his, the picture. Oh, you said it first about the getting things done thing. You and I were hanging out at your place Talking about the photo and yeah what we were smoking and became up with that name. Yeah, you said it first And then I and then I said it when I

Care's it's not that great of a joke who gives a shit wait That's right you said selfie pre-presented. I said selfie pre- I have an idea for you stuttery job. I Got I had an idea for you, Stuttering John. I got, I had an idea for you. Atari 2600. Should guess how I'm saying that. He should be, oh my God, he should just talk about video games. This is amazing. John explains that he went to a party and was very funny at the party.

This is the part of Stuttering John that I love. I can't get enough of this. When he talks about how great he is and how funny he's been in certain situations, and was very funny at the party. This is the part of starting John that I love. I can't get enough of this. When he talks about how great he is and how funny he's been in certain situations, nobody talks like this. So I go over there and then we're hanging out

and I'm fucking making Chris, his nieces, his brother, all, I did like a 10 15 minute stand-up routine all in Provin adding in jokes and talking about Trump call everything they're all fucking laughing their ass off and Chris is always said that there wasn't funny it was like all right you're funny and then and then that at the pub got sitting him in Sanja all right I'm gonna say before Sanja does you were very funny at the party so there you go and then it's Andrew goes yes you was so it was great is that an awkward thing to say now okay I am stone faced right now right because I'm gonna tell you a couple of things I

work as a stand-up I don't call myself a comedian I take the work that I get and I do my goddamn best you You're very good at that. I do not do material at parties, number one. Oh, oh, it provides. I did a 10 minute set, all it provides. And jokes never see real comics. You will see comics have conversations and laugh, and maybe comics will throw bits at each other.

But you will never see someone who is a real performer, standing in the middle of a room trying to hold fucking court. I can only imagine it's how uncomfortable Yes, I think the people in the room were just as uncomfortable as you and I hearing Uncomfortable laughter and they go okay, John. You're really funny John good stuff John Can you turn it off now John? That's what happened it And in his mind, it's, I'm hysterical. I know he's lying because I've listened to hours of his podcast now. He's never been funny once, and that's when he's trying to be funny. So I'm just gonna say that it's possible that John...

Cause I'm a liar, a liar. There's no way he was funny at a party. Let me play a couple of this jokes. That's a new favorite drop. I don't like that. He's workshopping some material on this latest podcast that he has. Check this out, Vinnie. You're gonna love it. It made me feel so secure. So, but then, but man, dude, I was sweating like Donald Trump in a Mexican day parade.

Oh my god. I was shaking like Sarah Palin at a spelling bee. Nope. I was I was shaking like a Michael J Fox bobblehead. Now here's the thing. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not. And the last one I really confused as me. I was shaking like a Michael J Fox bobblehead. That's extra shaky. It's extra shaking. Does the Bob, head and parkin sense? What does that mean?

Oh, Christ. It's a terrible joke. I mean, those jokes were all terrible, but I liked that he says them as if it's gonna get this a porous laughter from the listener. But you know what he said to himself? It has had all the losing it right now. I can't believe it.

The power of my hand. He also has to retell Twitter jokes that he put out. So he puts out things on Twitter and then thinks they're so funny. They said, retell them on his body. And that's so funny, Fred, because you know, another animal house, you know, a reference, which is like my funniest comedy.

I made a joke if the Trump made his airports. Let me pause that real quick. He says animal house references. It's my funniest comedy. You mean it's the movie that you like them? Okay, I got you. It's the movie you like. Thank you, sir, man.

I have another. John, you stupid asshole. You stupid fucking idiot. I know that O and A back in the day didn't rely heavily on the movie references, but they were just out of context and that made them funny. All right. So we put a lot of house references.

Well, we put in the rest of this clip because he's got amazing air to house reference. I quit. So he's talking about, I paused during the meal, so it might get weird. He's talking about how during July 4th, President Trump was talking about George Washington taking over all the airports. I don't know if you heard this. It's pretty stupid. Right.

It's a pretty dumb thing to say. So of course, John's got a hot take for that one. I've literally showing what I said. You know, uh, I don't think Trump said anything wrong. Um, you know, especially after the Germans, Bob, Bob Pearl Harbor signed John, but send it to John Blutowski.

People go Germans. Like they don't even get that I'm quoting Bluto from Animal House. They don't even get that. I don't understand how that even connects to what he's trying to make fun of. He just pulls a reference that makes zero sense. Do you remember the movie Animal House?

Yes. Okay. Do you remember when Bluto gives Jean Blutsch he gives that big speech? Yeah. Where were Do you remember when Bluto gives John Bleschi gives that big speed? Yeah. Where will we, where the general- No, no, I know the wrong- So he was just-

So he was talking about- Right. But it doesn't make any sense to the thing where Trump got something very wrong and he goes, I don't see what's wrong with that. It's like when the Germans, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That has nothing to do with anything.

You're just telling a joke from a movie. I get the joke. I get the joke. It's not funny. I wouldn't repeat it on my podcast if I tweeted at someone but it's all he's got It's all he's got well It's funny cuz he even admits that he tried to go on Facebook, but no one reads it shit I'm on Facebook, but I don't really I don't know

I don't post as much on Facebook cuz it doesn't seem like anyone even fucking everyone anyone reads it Yeah, you know why John cuz you have no fans or friends. That's why nobody reads what you post on Facebook. That's how that works. People only see it if they want to. All right, this is because John has so many opportunities that are going on and he's so coveted. He's talking about Tim Sabian.

You know, Tim Sabian is. Yeah. Tim Sabian works for Westwood one. He's the one who catapulted Don and Mike Defam. He also hired OP to be a podcast on Westwood one. I know. He's the one who hired OP. And John says this.

You know, Tim's not stupid. He's just like, he's a bullshada. You know, like he promises us, you know, that he gets on Westwood one, he makes all these promises. He's got no power over there. And stupid son or John Ted, he goes, he said that he would guess on Westwood, one, but he doesn't have any power to do that. Tim Savian is the senior vice president of the digital division within Westwood,

one. He most certainly has the authority to hire talent. He's done it before. That's not what he's shot the one time that he actually picked up the poem when I called. Right, that's the point. Dummy, he probably listened to your show. He's already made him a single. The hope he's not making that mistake again.

You're not good enough to be at Westwood one, Southern Region. You suck. Your show is terrible. Come here play an example of how terrible a show is. Him and this guy Ross who's on there, Your show is terrible. Can we play an example of how terrible a show is? Him and this guy Ross who's on there, just start talking about local retail near where they live.

It's only at the donut shop, which is by the Home Depot. You know, Barry's. The donut shop? Oh, here. There's a donut shop by the home. Where? Yeah, on the corner of, of Ross going to soda.

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Alright, so then he talks about on over sell. Yeah, yeah, I would agree with you there. All right. So then he talks about on Facebook again. Baba Bui, Gary Delibate, the producer of the Howard Stern Show, the guy who reports into Marcy Turk and Howard Stern Show. Marcy Turks, boy. Yes. Boy, Gary. And boy, Gary mixes things up with Stuttering with Southern John is there's got a awesome anecdote He can't believe he hasn't told this story before it's so amazing. This is classic bubble I can't believe I never told you this so hey my comedian here's a new one for you So I'm on Facebook and I write something like you know, he's spelled it wrong SPELT and Bob a boo like you know, he sends me like a DM on Facebook,

like a personal email. John, I don't know, I think he even did it publicly and he goes, John, it's spelled. And I go, Gary, it could be either way. And I sent them the Oxford dictionary where you could, where spelled is, you know, like, is allowed and then writes back, off then corrected.

I never told you that. What? That's awesome. Oh, I, I still have it. I got it. I got to send it to you. I'll stay corrected. Please clip that. That's a really funny one.

I said an amazing anecdote or what? It's great. He tried to correct him on a spelling error. He was wrong. It was actually spelled correctly. And then he admitted that he was wrong. I really thought the John show was funny, but I've stayed corrected. That was an amazing back and forth that was. Can't tell you how big of a loser started to get plastic. It's a classic Boba buoy. I can't believe I never told you this story.

It's so amazing. I, what kind of wife is this guy living? He used to be obviously settling John. And then he went on the tonight show. Yeah. And he was the announced still started a job. Yeah, still started a job. But he was the announcer for J. My Nose tonight show.

Listen to what he's doing now for money. This just happens randomly during the head jobs now by the bridge At the soda He gave her a pass But and anybody else you always gave a shit. I know I heard that too. It was a good I'm a minister man you But how could it be for my pocket and he comes I don't know Before we get off this topic. Oh, I got a new cameo request. There you go

Is it from a cap bar? There's the bot tap but that I love it. I only charge 55 bucks. I only get 40 125 out of it But that covers my bot tab He's on cameo and When somebody signs up for you know cameo is oh, I know what it is. I'm kind of my eyes are rolling a little bit So it's yeah, that sounds about right when someone does his cameo He's excited because I always got 40 bucks to buy beer with this is the guy used to make $500,000 a year you have children sir you have children. What are you doing?

He made a half a million dollars a year as the announcer for the tonight show I don't know long that lasted years though. And now it's excited about 40 bucks coming into your canvases so we can buy beer. One of the last times I listened to Stern, Hype Pitch Eric was getting $75 or $100. You're too excited. Right, so I just wanted to say it was one of the last times

there was a couple of months ago, I was listening, he was talking about this shit and Hype Pitch Eric was making more. I know that for a fact. And getting more canvases to do. Hype Pitch Eric ised fucking solid with this shit. More people would rather get a cameo from Hype Jericho than Stuttering John Melendus. It's just a fact. Yeah.

It's just a fact. I'm going to play two more clips from Stuttering John. This is amazing. They get to an ad read and listen to this ad read fail. This is impressive. Even for someone as stupid as John. Do we? Should I read this new sponsor? Yeah, we were supposed to do it a little earlier. It's fine. Okay. All right. All right Happy birthday Julie sponsor happy birthday Julie Rob Tim should I read this new sponsor? Yeah, we were supposed to do it a little earlier. Okay. All right, all right.

Um, speed weed, AD. No, no, that's a note for you to speed weed add. Oh, the speed weed add, okay. I thought that was the company. How the fuck is that? Awesome. I don't fuck what I know. That was the company.

Speed weed, AD. Ha ha ha ha. You read the title of it. What the fuck an idiot. We need AD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gonna play that for a lawyer. Yes. It just how stupid is this man. Well, like Zippin' A, I'll show you that speed weed. So, what is Zippin' John's things is that he hates that everyone thinks he's only famous because of Howard Stern, which is 1,000% accurate. No one would have ever heard of John Mwanda's

if it not for Howard Stern. I think he came on as like an intern. Didn't he have a great band that got signed to Atlantic Records? His band was amazing, of it not for Howard Stern. I think he came on as like an intern. Did you have a great band that got signed to Atlantic Records? His band was amazing, of course. Yeah, I was so forget about that. What was the name of their band? I have no idea.

Exactly right. It was never a good band. So Stunnery John was, I think, an intern and then they kept him on because he had a speech impediment and Howard Stern likes that sort of thing. And Stunner and Judd's whole thing is like, I would have been famous either way.

It's just so happens that I got my start and Howard Stern. I could have been the tonight show. Whatever, right? That's his whole take on it. He's a dynamo. He's a dynamo. Right. Obviously, you can tell me how funny it's smart he is. This is maybe the craziest thing. I've played a lot of crazy clips of John claiming that he always had this in him. This is maybe the craziest thing I've ever heard him say. So, so yeah, so, you know, so, you know, how would you have nothing to deal with? My fourth grade fucking teacher wrote my report, God John tends to ask outrageous impenetrating questions

in class and start as one excited. Who the fuck are you? Don't take credit for fucking my personality. Don't take credit for my sense of humor. Don't take credit for my balls to go out and do those interviews. Yeah, you sent me out. Are you following the logic here?

This was Howard Stern's bit, he goes, oh, you know what we're doing? These people are always on the red carpet. They're getting asked all these kiss-ass questions. We're gonna send a guy from art crew that's gonna ask ridiculous questions. This was his idea, This is a bit. So let me tell you about Stuntdory John's fourth grade teacher.

Yeah. She was like, John, I want you to go down to the movie premiere for your assignment this week. And I want you to go ask Judy Garland if she does eight all. And then I want you to report back, A plus, John, bring back the audio. Like, what are you talking about? That's the worst thing that John's claiming that he was doing that fourth grade on his own.

Like, this was already a thing that I was doing, asking people out, read this question. John, this wasn't your idea. This bet that your famous floor had nothing to do with you. You were just the asshole. They threw out there to ask these questions. You were the person who was starved enough for attention to do it. I'm calling you!

You're the best you've ever been! What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Howard, you weren't the reason why I'm famous. My fourth great teacher told me that I had the questions that I stutter. There's not a compliment. Those were compliments that she wrote. My fourth great teacher got me punched by Morton Downey Jr. Howard. That's the hero my four great teacher got me punched by Morton down in junior Howard

What the fuck is wrong with Suddory jai he's fascinating I gotta visit him more often We got it we got a pop in cricket I don't know all right wow Wow sir wally wow out I'm doing this new thing, like one of the MPR podcasts, like the big produce podcast, they have these weird music pads, really just transition, and it doesn't make any sense. What a good call. I'm doing that now, because we're professional podcasts over here. Yeah, we're professional podcasts.

Well, you do whore out for that DVD company. Deepdiscount.com, which by the way, you could click the link. You could click the link and who are these podcasts? And that way they know that we sent you to deepdiscount.com. Guess what Vinnie, it's time for everyone's favorite segment. Vote team.

Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Vote team. Do you know what this part of the show is? All I absolutely do. The teaser Do you know what this part of the show is all I absolutely do I only know is that whoever is the guest host next week's gonna Have it easy compared to what I had to fucking listen to this week, but go ahead and do the play the teaser. I don't know that that's true

I don't know I don't know that's true. You're telling me you have a podcast his worst that forging drag right now Well, I don't know about words soulblazer. We're talking about the soulblazer That was tough man because as soon as he started something like that I was like, I don't want him. I'm gonna do what we have to do. That's why I started giggling. We have to make fun of him But I don't feel good about it. It's it's kind of low-hanging fruit. I don't know. What are we supposed to do? This is the job I was given Greg is got a st starter and I feel fine. All right, so this is the part of the podcast

where we play clip from the show that we'll be reviewing our next week's show. And we talked a little bit about this. Recently, you'll probably recognize who this fella is. But this is a big, big show. And I think I saved the best for last run. We talked about this. It's a big show.

It's a big show. It's a big show. We've got a packed show and the debate this week is, for the final debate, is what's the most perfect thing about Maddox? And I think that's a very fitting, you know, as a tribute, I think this whole show should be a tribute to me. Yeah, sure.

OK, surprise. Gonna be a real short podcast. No, I don't think so. Because I was thinking I'm gonna be a real short podcast. No, I don't I don't think so because I was I was thinking What could be a topic? What could be a debate that we could really? You know, so what's the most perfect thing about mad about me? Yes, that's right. So there's We're gonna have a big show for you next week, darling I went on Dick's show last week. You can check it out. It's the most recent episode of The Dick's Show. And we broke down the best debate in the universe had their final show. That's Maddox's show. He did three hours. So I went on Dick's show with Domey Pesos and the three of us with Sean, the audio engineer,

we pulled some clips and we just made fun of them a little bit. I'm going to have Dick on the show again next weekend. Dick Masterson is coming back to WATP and I'd be crazy not to at least talk about this. I don't know if that's going to be the main topic. We might have another podcast that we want to talk about. Wow, you're pushing it out, huh? But it'd be crazy for us to not at least talk about this. You're not gonna make me talk about this.

And do get a little bit more. Maybe it will be. I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Okay, all right. The day is young. Certainly is. So a lot of things can happen.

Okay, you want to get in here and talk about this at all. I see, how do I unmute you, Kaya? Okay, it's coming on. There we go. Well, that work. That didn't work. Oh, he doesn't have his mic. I don't have my microphone. I didn't have his here. Carl, I just wanted to say that you're a big pussy if you don't have to talk about whatever the fuck that show is who cares anymore. I was just gonna get your take on this Maddox thing, guys. If you wanna pop on, you are more than welcome to.

It's up to you. We're gonna close things out here in a bit. But Vinny, first, I wanna thank you very much. You pulled clips. For once. You did your homework, you listened to the show. I wanna thank you so much for coming over and I want to plug your show, comedy at the Carlson cast. Every week

you interview a comedian that's coming through town, tell me about what's going on with comedy at the Carlson cast. Oh well, I'll tell you what we just had. We just had Nicole Byer from Nailed It on yesterday morning, she's a very interesting person. Nicole Byer, I've got a note on her. She has a podcast that's called, Why Won't You Date Me, I Think? Go get her.

Is that what it is? How I Think? Just go get her. Yeah, it seems that maybe that's what we'll do next week. She's a nice lady, she's very nice. I'm sure she's a sweetheart. That's one that Dick Masterson might have fun with. That's what I think about it.

You know, we have her and then we have coming up. We just announced Pete Davidson's coming in. Probably not on my show, but he's coming to the club. Pete Davidson's coming in for just a Saturday. I'll probably won't be on your show. Oh, but you're hosting. Yeah, maybe. Maybe hosting.

Okay, Davidson is like, fuck that fat guy. But we're not plugging the comedy club right now. We're plugging your show. Okay, my show. We just had Mark club right now. We're plugging your show. Okay. My show. We just had Mark Norman on episode 83. Mark Norman's awesome. Amazing episode.

Dan Soder was just in a couple weeks together. And so it's great. Jim Forentine obviously in my pal. And we've had some really good run of shows lately. So you can check out some of our last ones, CarlsonCast.com. CarlsonCast.com to check out Vinnie and all the things he does. He does an awesome job of interviewing the gas. And it's a great conversation, not one of the same, you know, it's not the same shit you hear from every other person.

I have a rule. I let people talk. I just let them go, man. I like it. It works. They say fucked up shit when you just let them go. It's true. It's very true. Same thing with an interview. If you're interviewing someone for a job. Yeah. The quieter you are, they feel, they feel like they need to fill that side. You know, I can imagine doing the interview with people and you do that You just don't talk and you're just watching them tie a noose. Yeah Put it on well, you know, I did Let him talk for 40 minutes. I said okay, we're done here I'm not a good person. This is true All right, well, please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get down and show these clothes right now. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Well, that's retarded. All right. Be more funny. Hey, never get this right here.

This is rampant boring conversation containing already made for more observations. This could be a podcast. F***ing things! You know, who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. You gotta have boost. Alright, the show is officially over.

Then why do I still have to pee? Okay, are you there, buddy? Yeah, think so. Can you hear me? Did you get a chance to listen to any of Manic's last episode of the best debate? Yeah, Justin Upitz, I tuned in like everybody else as he was streaming, it's because Dick tweeted it out,

which I don't think he would have gotten a single viewer without Dick's tweet. I don't think so. And then he took it down right away, so I didn't get a chance to watch it or listen to it at all. I mean, he had more dislikes than life viewers at any given point, which was sad. I think at some point he reached a thousand dislikes, like 10 likes, I think, and 50 life viewers, I believe. That's a hell of a ratio. I don't know if you noticed but

what really was annoying was that he had a really like a high pass filter on his audio so it sound really tinny and terrible and then he had the audacity to bitch about other podcasts audio quality I'm sure you'll clip that at some point. Well I'm a little overwhelmed by the project itself because it's three hours long. I don't know what they talked about for three hours. I can't even imagine. Well, he tried to get different guests into a studio, but apparently from what I've heard, one or two just left before they even got on the building. I did see a clip. I did see a clip where the one woman's on the show,

she goes, all right, yeah, I gotta go. It just gets up and the leaves right in the middle of the episode. That's so brutal. Then at some point, he claims that he has to pee and he leaves the camera and he just doesn't come back for like 20 minutes. This is actually as abandoned.

That's amazing. So it's two hours and forty minutes. Yes. Alright good. That seems more manageable. Do that at three X speed and we can get through to this. Cool. Alright Kai, I think it's time for our voicemails. You want to hang with us while we do this? I mean, I'm not forcing you to. I have any memes. Yeah sure.

Alright cool. Let's get into it. It starts off with our buddy Hedge calling him. Hey Carl, Hedge here. I was just thinking through this podcast with Doug again and I was wondering. You ever think about taking a break and putting the two dogs on together to do a show? I think that would be talking about All right, this is So the answer the first question if I thought I was taking a break. Yes

Yes, I would love to do that. Love to have somebody else do the show. I've talked to Kai about that Now as far as him the two dogs on it doesn't make any sense to me You got Doug from who's right and Doug from good times Great Movies. Why? Because they're both named Doug. Doug's right. There's no good accent. Don't you get it? Doug's right, right. They're both named Doug.

One is hated. The other is loved by your audience. This is true. What's up? Don't you understand? Everyone loves Doug from Good Times Great Movies. Such a sweet heart. Such a giggle plus.

I didn't understand. But I do love the idea of me not being on this show. Would you ever do comedy at the Carlson Casudot you showing up? Let him. Let him. Let him. Isn't that the amazing the show that goes out? I'd sleep in on a Friday morning.

That's amazing. Fucking amazing. Alright, I could have gone outside in the beautiful weather today if we had done this. But you know what though? Everybody needed to know what those two nerds were up to. That's true. It's a public service car. That's true.

This guy's daughter would not have been heard by tens and tens of people, if not for me. Here is a voicemail and this person, and a lot of people made this mistake, so I want to play this and point this out. Hey, Carl, you posted a bad discord link in Vingelberry. Call me back. So, all right, so, I feel like,

as you ever called anyone back out. You want to see that. There's a guy out here that I think we should try to call. All right, go ahead. But before we do that, I just want to say, we record the show on Saturday, we put it out on Sunday. So people were confused, they came on on Sunday and at that point, the link had expired,

and we weren't doing a show. Yeah, you dig a barrier. There were a lot of people, like, we're the fuck is everybody, I'm here for the shit, well there weren't a lot of people, there was like one guy, where is everybody? I was gonna listen to the show. Was it Kaya?

And it was just a fucking Kaya, he should know better. He's been out on the show before. Well, you announced it on the fucking Reddit, that no one reads. I know, it doesn't make any sense. I wouldn't go on Twitter and talk about it. If you before. Well, you announced it on the fucking reddit's that no one reads. I know, it doesn't make any sense. I'm going to go on Twitter and talk about it. If you go to Reddit, you can see where the discord like is. I'm fucking terrible at this shit, man.

I'm doing a really bad job. You're not the best. Did you know that I've been marketing for a living? All right, so I want to play this clip. This guy hates both purple and green. Hey, Carl, I'm not a religious guy, but you know I do pray every night that a purple will fuck green in the ass really hard and give him full blown aids as well. In three to five years we won't have to deal with their bullshit anymore.

They suck and they're boring. Call me back. Alright, let's call this guy. Can we do that? I'd like to know how that would take three to five years. That's what I'm trying to get. All right. I'm going to type in his number here.

Uh. Is that a toy phone? It sounds like he's playing that fucking podcast again. Can I do this through Google Voice? It's the soundtracks of Keguru 2600. He's probably not going to answer. He's not going to recognize the number. Maybe I should be doing this.

I should be doing this through Google Voice, so it comes from our hard number, maybe. Hello. Hey, it's Carol from Who Are These Podcasts. I'm calling you back. What's up? Oh no shit. Yeah man, you told me to call you back. What's going on? Oh, you're speaking to a part of the bit, you know. Oh, you see, you do already call you back what's going on oh you're speaking it was part of the bit you know oh see you do already call you back yeah no I'll talk to you that's fine sweet we got uh we how kind of you we got Vinnie Paulino here in kaya's on the line also oh kaya that's uh that's great Vinnie Paulino

yeah I've heard him once hey he's heard you what it's awesome I love that I'm the bigger celebrity here Hey, turn your ass! It's awesome! I love that I'm the bigger celebrity here. Probably our kayak. Carls bigger, I would say. He's the bigger of the three. So, did you have questions about what he wanted purple and green to do and how it worked? So, how do colors fuck, sir? I'd like to know. You know, yeah, I don't know. They had just started a little back and forth about how they're

going to race each other and I figured, you know, I was hoping know they had just started a little back and forth about how they're gonna race each other and I say good You know, I was hoping they'd maybe give each other aids. I'm not sure. Okay. I will that explains the three to five years to death Yeah, okay, I get it Yeah, because you know, yeah aids typically three to five years and if you have money typically, yeah, I did no doctors Listen to your show Really no shit Yeah. That makes more sense. Yeah. Yeah. No. I listen to you when I'm mowing lawns or working on trucks. So apparently

Vinnie's not following the the saga between purple and green. He doesn't listen all the way through to the voicemail segment of the show. So I didn't even know you still did the voicemail bullshit car. I'll be honest with you. We're still doing the voicemails. What's your name, buddy? My name's Ethan. Ethan. I'm up in, yeah, yeah, I'm in Northeast Connecticut, right by Rhode Island and

mass. Awesome. Well, does your mom run a video game store? rental store? No, no. I thought this one everyone did in the i thought that's what they did up there i didn't know oh no this is this is friggin rural area this is nothing like the other side of the connect it yeah you guys can't handle a video game store how to prepare yeah i think there's one alright good for good

i mean he does that in this he wasn't listening to the show earlier you know well the people who are listening to this very out of cod so the jokes for the people who did listen Yeah, oh yeah, Ethan My phone a market and then all of a sudden it's all these questions and it's Carl And Kaya and Vinnie Jesus Christy That you know I eat the best of the important person. It's fine. He's talking about the important person. Yeah, Carl's the important one.

Thank you. I mean, Ty is all right. If you could see where I'm standing, sir, you would disagree with that statement. You don't want my studio? What's wrong with you? Vinnie's getting punched on the internet. You're a good guy, Ethan.

Ethan, thanks for listening, buddy. Thanks for coming in. And... Yeah, this will definitely make sense tomorrow around meantime or whenever it drops. Correct. This will make a lot more sense to you. Hopefully you'll have a truck to work out by that.

Yes. I've got two. Awesome. Wonderful. Well, thanks for picking up, man. Yeah, take care. Hey, talk to you later. All right, call me back.

Bye. Yep, bye. You know we thought we were Bill Collector, you know man yeah take care hey talk to you later all right call me back bye yep bye you know we thought we were Bill collector when he said that's the number right I'm surprised he picked up on that I never pick up on numbers like that he was gonna pick up me like listen I know I owe you that's money but I have to you oh that's funny right, well that worked out. Who do you? I love how you said that surprisingly. I know! Oh, that worked out! It actually worked out.

Oh, you guys got to hear this voice mail that came in. Now, it's stupid, but there's a payoff at the end. Yeah, I'm trying some sports limited. Actually, you sound kind of cute. So, I'm going to be a trial subscription for free. What do you think about that? Oh, okay. No harm done.

Anyways, you sound actually kind of cute. Do you live in the area? Oh, that's so nice. Anyways, can we get together sometimes? Is she sound really, really cute? Oh, that's so nice. Anyway, giving it together sometimes is huge time. Really, really cute. I do sound really cute. How about this?

I'll give you a prescription to people and sports else-traded. If you show me a really, really good time. You've just been praised by Prakedial.com. Are you guys familiar with Praktile.com. Are you guys familiar with Praktile.com? I am now. I am now too. I went to the site. OK. There's hundreds of prank calls to choose from.

Are they your new sponsor? That's a good prank. I'll not come. Punching the promo code. Fuck Vinnie. Punch the promo code. Vinnie Punch the promo code what a third party W-A-G-P and Three five first prank calls

So I think this is something the official boys are gonna have to look into is this prank dial calm Why the fuck what if we have an army of minions? Why would we pay for some no It's the stupidest thing ever they have these Empires that you download and then you use them to call someone and all of them are just say hey, man You look cute. Yeah, whatever it is, but they like leave policies for the to respond. It's the stupidest. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard Honestly, you know what you know I gotta be honest with you. I'm really thinking about this now I'm gonna order one of these for Ferg. I'm gonna order that very say what so he'll feel better about shit

We should call Ferg and cheer him up. Yeah, he's gonna be bummed out about this. Yeah, I'd be like hey You look so cute. sports all straight into nerd Hey Such a well spoken retarqued He's no crack. He's no soulblazer That guy screams charisma and look at me. This is, I don't play Boomer guy's voice smells anymore, but I do have to play this one because this one scared me a little bit. Thanks for calling the W-18-P hotline.

Leave the message and don't be courny. Oh wow, you're so fucking original. Hey Carl, guess what? I might be headed to Rochester pretty fucking soon. He went on to explain that we have to get together and we talked a lot about the things that we might do when we get together. I feel like this is going to be like the end of talk radio. Yeah. You want to take those photos of your car house and license plate off your Instagram

yet's car. Yeah, I did actually think. Take it murder. Thank you for giving me the heads up on that. I did take those apparently. So some guy put the mishpits as my license plate cover. That's very funny. As a Frank, which is very funny, as you know.

So I take a picture of it and I post it on Instagram and then Kayak comes out and goes, hey, idiot, you have your license plate not brought the internet. You do realize people can figure out everything about you. Oh yeah. You're such a Midwest through. I'm pretty stupid.

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking stupid. Yeah, man, those 27 DUIs look bad on me. You're such a Midwest group. I'm pretty stupid, yeah. Pretty fucking stupid. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, man, those 27 DUIs look bad on me. Ha ha ha ha. Uh, well, at least Kaye didn't use that information for anything evil. He just called up death threats at my fucking business. Oh, just... Ha ha ha ha.

Fucking guy. I come in the next day. The CEO comes running into my office. Is everything okay, Carl? What's going on? I'm like I don't know I don't know I just got here. What's what's up? Is that my stupid fucking podcast answer? Did I?

We have it to have this conversation, you know, it comes up once a quarter Come you still piss you off everyone that's that's ever met you. Yep, I am Carl. It says here, I have the brother wee says, I hit out on you. I wouldn't be shocked. What autos did you rape now? Oh, man. All right.

God, I love Kaya. He's the worst. He rules. All right, I'm gonna play one more boomer guy call because he calls out another regular caller on the show and I thought it was interesting. We got a spur some controversy here You ever had a white Russian pretty good Hey Carl it's boomer guy. Hey Thanks for playing my voice mail out of a million that are not really that funny. Hey

I just wanted to call out fucking Dracula. Okay, fuck that, fuck that little pussy boy. Oh, I'm just so panic because if it's fucking sonnage, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, obviously this little baguette's like sonnage with fucking dead or something like that. Oh, boohoo, someone's son died. Oh, you know what they didn't really make me fucking tear up inside, you know Oh, man, oh so sad not fucking faggot God damn dude your son's dead just kill yourself you have nothing left to like Leave your fucking blood lying behind oh a daughter. Oh, okay, I'll slide that's gonna take someone on There's a name

Fuck you guys What a fucking pussy Dracula Dracula. Yeah sure vampire the masquerade motherfucker sure You're so fucking deep in the serious. Oh my god, you're so funny with Dracula. Oh Anyways, go fuck yourself, Faggot. I hate you Dracula. I will fucking fuck you to death Faggot and look at you in the eye. I'm not a homophobic. I look you right in the eyes. I fuck you to death. Anyway, kids this bag What the fuck did air clap to do to him? So between me and that asshole are you proud of the legacy you're gonna leave behind Carl No, no, no, no, no, no

Because I know that the the wiki page or whatever the page is gonna say he had great guest-sought like boomer guy That'll be like the first fucking entry into this one. I know something boomer guy if he had half a Fucky in spine would just do a podcast right now just go full-stuttering John because he is your stunner in John at this point He should have his you're gonna spawn these people these voicemail colors into their own shows that are gonna be so unlisted He's actually more of like my Jeff the drunk. He's a wack packer. Okay. Okay, fair enough He's a little bit more of the wack pack. He does want to be on the show He's called in multiple times and asked to guest host and now now we're gonna hang out now He's coming to Rochester. Yeah, well, you know have a man

Probably a discord right now. I'm just be surprised if he's not That's gonna be a fun meeting you, him, some bear mace. So, yeah. Alright, what does it make for some lovely crime scene photos? So, Vinnie, you're talking about how much you enjoy people on Reddit talking about how much I suck. No, somebody called in with this voice mouth and I do want to address Hey Carl it's Vic from Sacramento your favorite little boy

I just want you to say a sentence for me Carl can you do that? It's a simple request and I just want you to do it Say can I take a picture of that picture of water? I can say it Carl. Say it. Okay, bye. I love you. Drive safe. More like Vic from succumento.

So this is what I learned about myself and I honestly did not know this. And I did not pronounce the word picture correctly. I say picture as if it were the word picture. Okay. So I would say I'll take a picture of that picture of water and I saw that on the reddit and I brought up to my wife and she said oh, yeah, I knew that. It's like fuck really It's amazing what you fight out about your day one more time do it do the sentence. I want to take a picture of that picture of water Huh, I feel like I failed speech class. I couldn't tell I really couldn't tell through the shitty Dred

I have a problem you have a problem with chit sounds and fairly so 12 year olds listen to this. Yeah, this is what we've learned today Preview busted boys love w a tp What exactly is a picture anyway see what I did there nailed it I'm getting better is a pitcher anyway. See what I did there? Nailed it. I'm getting better. Hmm, figuring it out. Yeah, good stuff. Tucker Dixon, so we were talking last week about our favorite joke and Doug from Who's Right Headed Great One. Tucker Dixon has a joke, but he doesn't want it to be too offensive. Just like those guys at the comedy button, you know, jokes are fun and games, but he heard someone's feelings

and I think it's a little rough. Hey Carl, it's Parker Hicks in here. I figure everyone's going to be calling with their favorite group. Here's mine. I hope it's not too friggin' right, but why would Jesus have sent the Japanese restaurant? Because you loved me, guys. Now see, that joke can be replaced with any details. It's all, these really love you.

You know, you could use, you know, a... Joe can be replaced with any of these. This is all he really loves you. You could use, you know, a Gandhi, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait you know, there were no Japanese restaurants, I mean, maybe in Japan, cuties and around. You know, there wasn't like Japanese restaurants I would think it was the day. So I really want to deconstruct this joke. Or you call, so you know, call me back, hit me up, we'll hang out, Wiltschill, we'll have a little drinky-coo, and we'll talk about people talking this show. Oh, give me that, talk her dick to now.

Did you ever heard that joke before? Never once. It's pretty good, that's actually not. It's not bad. For a book joke, that's not the worst sort I've ever heard. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's so good. I actually thought to myself,

I can't remember that for someone in particular. Oh good, I got. When you open for Pete Davidson, I'm gonna use that joke. Hey, everyone. I for Pete Davidson, Oh yeah. You're gonna use that joke. Hey, everyone. I know Pete Davidson's come out in a few minutes, but I have to tell you, you know what, you know what, why Jesus went to the Japanese restaurant?

Cause he hates Chinese. Huh? Huh? Because he also fuck Arianna Grande. Oh! Oh! Hey, G. Hey, G.

She. All right, here's another joke Because Kate Beckett sails a whore HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Well for a whole lot of you. I've already heard like I've already heard fucking rules and regs Oh, you did I was asking you about that the other day That's how a guy's a word. That's fine. That's my idea thing. There are rules. I knew it. There's always rules Are you familiar with Pete David Sinkaya's that a thing in Germany? Uh, I have a big ton crush on Ariana Grande, so yeah. Oh, okay. Wow, don't we all. I'll tell him you said hi.

All right. Okay, so you're what, opening for him? Supposedly. Okay. All right. Can you just tell him to go fuck himself? Bradley. For me.

Sure, why not? Yeah, that's how many he's got as far as he has in his career. By taking the most famous person in the room to the fuck off, that always works out really well. I'll do a lot of understanding. I can't understand. I can't understand that in any way. My grudge. Great strategy. So I gotta shout out to the German aid to Mr. P. Davidson.

God, I want to just break her in half. She's like the younger version of a hellyberry crush for me. Just that nice caramel, you know. Ah, well this got weird. I know, also Kay is spaking it over there. What do you get a sense of deprivation take asshole? All right, here's the, like you'd kick her out of bed. Oh my God, are you kidding me?

Not me, either. She can even have a cracker or two, it'd be fine. I'd let her eat in the bed. Here is another joke that get called in You want to know my favorite joke? And this one how can you tell if your dad is gay? His big day like shit See it's funny because if you can you can replace your dad with your uncle or your your answer your brother

They can't My aunt's dick tastes like shit. Oh, I feel like we're writing your set for you right now My god, this is gonna be gold. Minnie's just scribbling away out of the no-pad. Kate, Beck and Sam, Cunt, Shit Taste, Dick, got it. This is Henry from Alaska. You know, we tried a new format on the show and people weren't thrilled with it. We played a show in real time, just kind of ripped out of the way.

You've tried to be nice. No, no, I've I that's been suggested though Why don't you play every like once a month play a podcast that you actually enjoy and talk about greatest like um, yeah Sounds like fun Call crows for that Gross loves everything All right, so this is this is Henry who's I think being a little sarcastic here. Oh, I called the other, I called like a week ago and you didn't play my voice

melody. I'm Henry from Alaska, White Hill, Alaska. It's a little remote, you know, a little remote town, but I gotta say I love this show, You know, the show where you were live, I loved it. I loved all the sounds and the background. I had to listen in. I had to listen carefully because I could hear anybody. I love the show. You're killing it. Doug is killing it.

Other Doug is killing it. Ty is killing it. You're killing it, Carl. I love the show, man. It's a fantastic show. I'm looking forward to the future of W-A-T-P. You say W-A-T-P? If you guys have never down in a in white your last guy. I'd love to have you guys, you know, stop by if you're in the area, you know, just just just bros. I'm buying, you know, hang out, you know, you're gonna have to bring you have to bring channel along just just dudes, you know, being being guys hanging out like like gladiators like brothers, you know. Call me back if you're interested.

Sounds awesome, I'd be I swear to God. I'm gonna do my new character guy who's a mid-shit. Look, it's a car on really red talk to you today. So I realized that that was a joke, but I get a lot of people want to hang out. Coyote, do you get this thing where people think that they're gonna hang out? Yeah, it was a bunch of things. It was a big podcast. It's almost like somebody put a reward out on your head

and there's something and everybody's trying to get in on it. What is this now? You've played three or four voice meals in a row. Everybody asking you for a drink. I don't know if I get this because the only voice meals that I hear I get through your show and I'm mostly doing dumb show. Kaya, do you realize how shitty everybody thinks that all of us co-hosts are?

Like they think everybody who co-hosts the show is so shitty that they can do it better. That's literally what's happening here. That's a good point. That's a good point. I'm also gonna be here. I can do this. Exactly right. I'm doing guy who shitty voice and I can do it better than fucking Vitty fuck that guy

I'm just gonna drunk a dial this voice mail and audition myself. I bet that's a kaya. Did it? That actually isn't far off from how Doug from who's right ended up on our show. I think he was shitting Not far off. It's funny. All right, then send the voicemails, people. Get out. So Kay, you don't get this thing where people want to hang out with you.

And I think it's because you seem like you'd be a dick. But people want to hang out with me because I seem like I'm fun. I seem like I'd be a fun guy to hang out with. That was some from. Oh, this guy wants to tell me about a comedy show that's coming to Rochester. Girl, it's Lucie, I was going in from the model of the Alabama. Hey, I don't really don't care if it's a split, I'm sure, we're not. I just can't send you an email to ArmyClock and LDE out here.

A staff from Compton will be in Rochester on August 3rd, so that's Saturday. Might be a nice opportunity to see a little coachovos for you. Check out his website. Thanks for coming back. So yes, Stav from Compton will be at the Rikkels room at the Kamehite Carlson on August 3rd. And actually, everybody Todd Gerslund is setting this up, I believe. He reached out to me and told me this. You really use the term buddy, loosely?

Well, correct. The guy I know. He's done my podcast. I've done his But anyway, I will be at that show. I'll probably stick my head in for that Yeah, I'll do that. What then is that August 3rd? Yeah, it's a Saturday It's coming pretty quick. Fast is that day But we'll figure it out. We'll make it happen. Well, you're gonna be at the park at fest. Yeah, my band's playing there. Are you really? Yeah, wow you guys are so cool. So cool

I Love this fucking voicemail Practice This guy is called in like any time to that voicemail all Alright. Oh, wait, that means I might get to host your show. Why is that? Oh, because I have a, yeah, you're right. August 3rd, you want to do a WATP, Kaya? Yeah, you bet.

Alright, so I'm going to do it with Doug. You and Doug that I'll leave it to you to pick which one. Yeah, fuck you, Vity. You don't care who's Doug. Vity, who cares that? Yeah, have fun with Doug. Kyle, go on and have fun with Doug. All right, this next voicemail I want to play

because this guy Brandon came on. We did a show last week that we haven't released yet. We did a show before we recorded the show that we did release. And we had this guy Brandon come on who's been on podcast with Shamest McKillian, the very famous Shamest McKillian. Oh, he's huge.

He's huge. Oh, that guy. Yeah. And we did a little review of his show, Shamecast. He also does Chewd gum, which were all big fans of. And I feel bad. I never plugged Brandon show. Brandon also has a podcast.

And I was like, oh, I said I'm an idiot. I never plugged your show. So he called in. And that's why you're an idiot. Yeah, that's why we're in it. He called in. This is a point for Brandon. You'll hear Brandon up coming up a son of W-H-D-P-I promise. Hey, Carl, this is Brandon over at What's the Doc. I noticed when we were sitting on Shamist, I didn't get the chance to plug it in my shit. So I thought what better way to do it than to just plug my show via your voice mail. Cut it out right now. Be sure to go check it out over right what's the doc. Break down documentaries and terrible music to try to learn some shit about human nature or to just make fun of people that like the fuck horses and real dogs. So yeah you can

listen to it anywhere fucking iTunes and all that bullshit and now that now to show them plug Carl fucking Listen to it review our shit challenges and drop later a Review of a review show. Yeah, how would that work? Yes, not well. That's what I've guess This is the guy who did did a chewed gum. Is that the kid? No He did a show with the guy who does chewed gum. Back a few months ago and he hates him. And so he came on with me and Krozen Doug and we talked about his experience with Shamus doing to whatever show they were doing.

It's extremely interesting. I'm excited to put that one out. We had some laughs. I was smiling the entire time I'm excited to put that one out. We had some offs I was smiling the entire time I was talking to anybody You were I was I don't believe it. Kaya. Thanks for hopping out buddy. I appreciate anything that you want to plug Nah, nah kaya's on the official podcast with the rest of the official boys. They have a Patreon. They have an awesome show Check that out dad. Don't bother. Oh, Vinny feel the one to come on Tell me a problem. Tell me out man. Oh Come on. I don't know where yeah, all right. I'll be there

Wait, hold on a second. So Vinny gets the invite. Is he gonna be on a bonus episode or a normal episode? Normal. You mother fucker. What are you my agent? You mother fucker. Vinny gets out of there and I'm so, you're gonna introduce him like, here's the guy who sometimes co-hosts W-A-T-V.

It's Vinny Paulina. That's really hurtful. I swear to Christ, if that even comes close to making my obituary, I'll be very upset. You think you're most famous for her? I will be very upset. Carl, ever since your review of us, we've been... Well, you may have noticed I've been trying to improve the show, which has made us slightly less reliant on guests.

So our last 10 or something episodes we haven't even had a guest. I love what you're doing. Kaya is taking over that show. It's awesome. I like Kaya. I've never heard. I've never listened to the official podcast.

You should. I'll check his screen. Oh, no, don't, don't. I don't want to do that too. All right, good. I won't say anything. I was lying anyway. That was like how you would talk to.

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I love everything you do. Give me a baby. Baby. Well, I've loved it. I'm talking about you with the show. Interesting.

If you give me another, I don't know, 10 episodes or something, and then you do a redo of our show. Reward again. Yeah. As sort of a before WATP and after WATP, you know. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I took all your advice. I thought it could be a fun idea. I love it. I love it. I love it. In fact, I could do that and I could pop who's right on there as well because who's rights change a lot of what they do? They don't have Anthony coughing to his death throughout the entire show anymore. Ha ha ha.

Now, now what who's right does and I want to tell Doug, it's so fucking obnoxious. I don't know if they have a cold or a cope problem, but the entire show is just... Pfff. Between every fucking sentence. It's like guys, either figure that out, figure your nostril situation out,

or cut it out and post. It's so fucking annoying to hear. Well, do you know how annoying that would be to cut out and post? Yeah, I'm done. I just took that out and just say every 30 seconds cut out a fucking sniffle. I have to cut out Andy's likes, because I'm just gonna just say every 30 seconds cut out a fucking sniffle. I have to cut out Andy's likes because I said here make fun of people saying

like that Andy comes out and goes like like like like like fuck. They have no post stage of their production. That's the problem. That is the problem. They said no. Of course they did. They're basically OP but more in B. Of course they did did they have a weird paradox going because Anthony likes to say I don't care what it was this the show I don't give a shit and now he's all over social media for voting It's like well, we can't can't be both. It's gotta be one of the other That is true. It does come off as very desperate if like all you do is pander that someone listens like I don't care if you listen Yeah, god, you don't fucking listen. I buy them. I have never said that if you don't like if you listen to that. God, dude. You don't like it, don't fucking listen. By the way, I haven't never said that. If you don't like our show, keep listening.

Maybe it'll get better. If you hate the show, stay tuned. You'll love it. It's all I can get better from here. Anyway, Kay, I love that idea. I think we'll definitely do that. I want to do the official podcast. Come back to what you've been doing now.

Where it's not people walking their dog while you're trying to interview them. It's actually you with a soundboard doing bits and segments. I love it. So as long as you could get me on my zoom recorder, then you can't tell the dude. I usually go on these stuff. Good right now.

You sound good to me in this quality as long as you're not flying a plane while calling a threshold that would be, yeah, that would be a fun. I actually have to go to a kids base But is that all right? No, no Fuck you and fuck that Pete Davidson schmuck to yeah, I never heard of him poor Vinnie when he was here and we had Chrissy Mayor Colin the entire time trying to make it work I was trying so hard to make I wanted to talk to her and Vinnie's just looking at me just shaking his head like what are we doing? trying so hard to make. I wanted to talk to her and Visa's looking at me

just shaking his head like, what are we doing? What are we doing? I'm just like, okay. You joke about how nobody reads the Reddit. My favorite part is I was like, that whole episode. I felt so off and terrible. I was like, oh, I'm gonna get destroyed. And then I read it, not mentioned what.

He didn't use this. Fuck you, Chrissy. Chrissy's piece of shit that cut. Fucked up the show fuck I know I just Happy days are here again You have anymore that sprite yeah, You want to take that to go? Eat a bottle of shit.

Kayah, thanks for coming, buddy. Talk to you soon. Thanks, man. Nice to meet you, Kayah. Take care. All right, Vinny. Thanks so much for coming on. Come here at the car.

Yeah. Sugar do. Yep. Time to drink. Take care. Hey, Carl, it's green again. I want to get another message out to purple. What the hell happened with no more voicemails?

I guess you're so desperate and prideful that you had to bust out your carton in impersonation again. Also, good job on confirming your homosexuality by saying what you want to do to me the next time you see me. Purple, call me back.