Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep164 - ShameCast

Episode Date: July 28, 2019

We can't get enough of Todd here on WATP. This week we talk to Branden from What the Doc?! about podcasting with mega-celebrity Sheamus McKillian, aka Todd, aka the long and short of it. We also review one of his 14 podcasts that has already been turned into a different podcast. Cros and Doug (from Who's Right) join us as well. There's no discussion about Opie this week (sorry) but we do bring up the Isotopes a bit. So there's that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm your host, Carol. Broadcasting from my Airbnb in Queens, New York. Hey, backslabbers and cussers, we're here with a little bit of a different episode. This week we had Brandon on the show a couple weeks ago with Kroge and Doug and Brandon is from a podcast called What the Doc. Did a terrible job of plugging his show while he was on, but Brandon is from what the doc. We did an interview with him and then we talked about Shane Cast, which is a podcast that our friend, Shane was a machillion does. It's now called the nine minute podcast because that's a good topic for a podcast. The length of it. It's a good idea. So the Shane Cast is a horrendous show that we break down a bit. And this is from just a couple of weeks ago, Doug and Crosion as Kevin used to say, without

further ado, let's find out once and for all, oh, who are these podcasts? So the first rule of podcasting in the discord for me is to ignore the discord. Yes. I will get distracted. That's a good idea. And it'll turn into me reading people's comments and responding in real time. And that will not be good. Now you listen here, Kinkyju666, that's not cool.

Precisely my concern, Crush. Okay. I was gonna start this podcast by saying, Yay, Carlisth Fah! It's Showtime. W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P!

Brandon is joining the show this week. We have Croge. We have Doug from Who's Right. But the man of the hour is Brandon who is joining us because he has a special connection to someone who's near and dear to all of us. Brandon, you once podcasted with Shamest McHillian. Is this correct? Yeah, I've actually done more than one episode with a little shit.

Okay. I have a lot of questions and it starts, it's very simple. How the fuck did you connect with this guy? Yeah, take us to the beginning. How did this happen? All right. Well, when I first started podcasting, he reached out to me on one of those Facebook,

you know, promote your podcast, fucking groups. And he was like, hey, I heard your show. I like it. I want you to come on to this network, drama city productions, bunch of good guys, blah, hey, I heard your show. I like it. I want you to come on to this network, drama city productions, bunch of good guys blah, blah, blah. So I, before, before you even did your chewed gum review, I had never heard anything that Shamist did. I just, I just took the dude at face value and was like, yeah, sure, I'll hop on. Why not? It's an experience, you know, if it's good, it'll go somewhere. And if it's shit, well, I can, I can learn from it.

Well, you know what I'm saying is that time is the only resource that's unlimited. Yeah. So I even worry about it. Yeah, but I mean, he wasn't, I did a, I did a she a little Christmas special early on when I first started and he hopped on there. That was the first time I actually talked, talked to him on anything and it was, it was, there was no fucking content to it. It was garbage.

I ended up having the scrap the episode all together and never put it out. That's shocking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So did he come in? Did he come into the relationship as if he was going to teach you a thing?

No, no, he didn't, he didn't really come on to teach me anything. I, he just said, I, I like what you're doing. I think it's a good show. It's got potential. I want to help you spread it out there and shit. And I was like, yeah, sure. Why not? I'll use all the fucking help I can take with it.

But I mean, he really didn't do anything, except for like retweet tweets and shit, which you know, we all know how great that does. This is obviously well before he hit his 10,000 download milestone. Yeah. yeah, wait, wait, before before the big time. So he gets on you guys do the Christmas show and the whole things on the cutting room floor. What made you decide, you know, a second shot would be a good thing to do. Yeah,

that's a good question. Uh, well, he, he had, he was, I mean, like you guys know, this dude does a bunch of fucking shows. He had a co-host on another show that I had a good rapport with I've done some shit with on and that guy had come out to me to The show name was called classic original, which is like one of the worst fucking names. I ever heard of Yeah, and it's it was a movie review show So I mean this guy yeah, it's a new old fashioned it's new and approved exactly and it was just you know It was supposed to be this movie review thing and like I said I liked his co-hosting shit

So it's like yeah, I can I can hop on and deal with Todd and his bullshit and try to make it at least a little bit entertaining And so I finally hop on the show and it's like it was like a two and a half hour long thing and this dude He didn't he did it all he did was pull up IMDb pages. Yeah, I mean shocker right last minute he grabs a bunch of trailers off of YouTube and he's like, yeah, we'll watch these in real time and react off of them. It'll be great and all this it was fucking garbage man. Phil criticism is one of his strong suits. I'm surprised he didn't he's pointing to his strengths there. I was surprised he didn't go well. I want to back up real quick, Brandon, because I'm thinking he reached out to you very randomly to podcast. You went on and said, yeah, I'll do that. How many notes does he send out

to random podcasters? This has got to be like that guy who tries to get a date by asking 100 girls out. Yeah. It was like a point one, right? Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's a numbers game. So at some point someone's gonna take the bait and hop on with them, you know. Yeah. And how does that make you feel as a person, Brandon? Oh, I'm preparing the news right now when we fished off in the video.

Oh, man. I mean, I appreciate your confidence in balls and coming out of the show to talk about this. Yeah. I got a question So in preparing for the couple episodes I've done that that referred to Todd I've noticed that it is extremely hard to find his podcasts. Did you guys have any Conversations about how to promote or how to at least put everything in the same General vicinity of the internet

I think that I think that'll happened after all that bullshit went down. You guys reviewed him because I did a little digging and he, I mean, you know, you guys heard it. He was like, fuck your network. We don't need this network and all this shit. I'm better than you guys. He went on ahead and started his own network that's known as the black rainbow network. And he's got over 14 shows on this

and they're all his. Wow, that's awesome. Now forgive me, the name of the first network was like drama city or something? Yeah, drama city productions, yep. And it ended in a whole bunch of drama. Yeah, well, at least for him, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, the other people probably didn't even notice his absence. They're like, what, what happened?

Well, you know what they say, if you can't join them, do your own thing that no one knows about. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And 14 shows. Yeah, they're all great though. Wow. It's not like he's spreading himself too thin. Yeah. Well, no, not between his podcasting and his art and music and being a comedian.

And stay at home, dad. Be good and stay at home, dad. He's got a lot going on. Well, do you happen to know like other than film? What are the other topics that he's an expert in that he podcasts about? Well, he's got, I mean, at least like three film podcasts. He does a couple true crime ones.

He does one where he reviews. It's always sunny and full of delphie episodes. He's got, oh got a podcast or he Reads creepypast is off the internet. He's got a conspiracy theory one MMA review podcast He's fucking everywhere does he have does he do one where he samples different flavors of Mountain Dew? Does he have, does he do one more examples, different flavors of Mountain Dew? Talk about it.

You know, I feel like after he hears this, that's gonna be on next. I like the MMA review podcast. I can just picture spoiler, guys. I'm gonna tell you who won this match last night. But first, let me tell you, this guy is 6'2. He weighs 182 pounds. Yeah.

His reach is, yeah. The first round went one minute and 52 seconds. Like, yeah, well, because he talks about film a lot, but he knows nothing about it. He doesn't bring anything in the table. He's just reading shut off the internet.

I can only imagine his true crime show. It probably sounds like the other 22 crime shows that WATP has less than two. Brandon, you okay that we're using your real name right now? Is this all right? Well, yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna modulate my voice so that I'm gonna get this protection and shit. Yeah, this is the podcast protection program. All right.

So obviously after the second attempt at podcasting with this guy, there was a following out. Was there any communication between the two of you after that? Um, well, no, I, uh, I mean, I was willing to try to work with the guy, uh, sadly enough, I'm not fucking dumb when I started, but I was willing to give him another shot. Oh, shit. I, I, I just, I just give him some notes. I'm like, dude, because at this point he's trying to add like a thousand different segments

onto these shows, because he made every idea he does has to be done on a fucking podcast. Ha, ha, ha Ha ha ha ha. And it's, so I'm like, hey man, you know, he's aren't terrible ideas, but we are, I'm not doing a four and a half hour fucking show with you each week, man, it's just not gonna happen. And then that bullshit with the network started and he got kicked out and he's whining and crying about that.

And I told him that he was behaving a little childish about the whole thing and that he needed to be an adult. And he's like, well, I'm not having a nice life branded and blocked me and that was the last I heard from him Oh, he told you hit you with a nice life Now now can I ask you this because this seems depressing. How bad does it hurt knowing that you were dumped by him? You told me you to fuck up. Why does he all things Carl? And this is really just you reacting out of spite then right? Oh, yeah, I believe so It's the best reason to come out W-A-T-P

Yeah, no shit. Why we're all here spiteful this way we're all here All right, so you've done a couple of these podcasts. You've talked to this guy for hours directly. You've never probably been in the same room with him, but you've talked to him on podcasts. Yeah, I don't live in the same state. Okay, so here's my question for you. What is this guy's deal?

Can you explain this to me? I can't figure this guy out. It's a good question. I don't even think he can explain what the fuck is going on with him. He just lives and breathes pretentiousness. Like he walks around like his shit smells like cinnamon buns and I just don't know.

It's like every word that comes out of his mouth is like it's from the voice of God itself, you know it. Yeah, he's delusional. Yeah. He bombs it stand up. The worst thing I've ever seen and then puts it up on YouTube and promotes it. Yeah.

It's great. I've not alone doing this. I've never met someone like this before. He actually did that a second time too. I know. It's amazing. I've seen both of his sets. They're terrible.

So how does he react when you tell him, you know, maybe that idea won't work or that's not a good idea? Oh, he had a real fuck you attitude about it. Like he got real pissy because air quotes, he's the one editing these shows so I shouldn't have a problem with it, but I'm like, that's my fucking time, you know.

I do value it at least a little bit. All right, I can already tell that we're pissing people off, we haven't played any clips yet. And one of the things that Brandon did for us is he listened to... Shut the disc, Cordoff. Yeah, he listened to an episode of Shamecast. Yeah, Shamecast, which is another shameless McKillian vehicle. Now, first of all, man, I want to give you a fucking official W-A-T-P purple heart because I set aside some time to listen to this

and I made it about 10 minutes and I couldn't even bring myself to poll clips. Listening to him talk about film is amazingly painful. Listening to him talk about himself and his life and his thoughts on various topics was like, dude, that was too much even for me, man. I fucking tapped out of all people. I'm like, I can't do it.

So when I found out that we were going to talk about this, I listened to one of his episodes. I don't know if it's the same one you pulled clips from, but he just gets on there and says, well, I'm just going to thumb through my Instagram and read some memes to you guys. Yeah. I got to the part where he was explaining. That's the next one.

Yeah, he was explaining that it's good to use turn signals, that people should use turn signals. That's it, I'm out, I'm done. Let's get into it. I think we have some turn signal clips on here. Beautiful. Brandon, I'll let you kind of dictate where we go with this. Well, shit, if you want to talk about,

since we're on the subject of him having turd signals and stuff, it's probably might be the longest segment I have or a clip I should say. He's a fucking psychopath. Doug called it on the first time around. Uh, before, before we play the clip, I'll recap it over. He, he tells a story about how he was accosted by this, uh, terrible woman driver. And I say that because he decides to make a point of bringing that up. He does. That's great. And he decides, you know, she runs his red lights or stop signs wherever the fuck and

he takes the pot himself to be a fucking superhero about it. And with his kid in the car, decides to chase this woman down and just and give her a little shit about it and with his kid in the car decides to chase this woman down and just and give her a little shit about it. So just because you know he's he's doing the fucking Lord's work here. Yeah, it's putting his son in danger fucking assaulting a random stranger about traffic violation, but I believe it's my number 12. They they failed to stop at two different stop signs. And my buddy was like chase her down, say something to her. I was like,

oh man, I've never done that before. It could go horrible. But it was, I was too wrapped up in the idea of like my kids with me, what about other people on the road? What's the deal? And this is really long, I'm sorry. So I do. Yeah is what you should do. I should. Good work the person down. And it gets to a point where I basically lose the person. Like they're gone. No where close. But I just keep going. I keep going where I think they might have went. And sure enough, I catch up to them.

And I catch up to them right at a light. It's like I'm there. So it's a red light. I pull up right behind this person. Really pain just pitch it. I'm on my head out the window. And because they happen to look back anyways to see who pulled up behind him,

she saw me pulling my head out the window. And I was just like, I just pretty much yelled it. I was like, hey, you uh, you missed a lot of those stop signs back there. And she's like, I did. I'm like yeah like who is ever in in history ever pulled up to somebody else's car and told them about issues that they created like something that they did like I wanted to tell her

oh I missed a few stops on just in case you want to wear like what how does that make sense. Oh you fucking idiot. I want this guy. First of all can I just zoom in he says because I had my kids with me, I wanted to chase the woman down. And we know that it is to be taken by the state. Yeah, we know that he's very young children. I mean, I imagine they're in car seats in the back and he's got somebody with him. He's like, chase her down, dude. He's like, yeah, fuck this bitch. Let's fucking chase her down. And you know, I don't, I don't believe for a second that that's his kid. He has to spend all his time jerking himself off.

There's no way he's got time to fuck somebody else. He does, he sounds like he drinks way too much mountain dude to have an active sperm count. Yeah, that's true. Wow, man, that's so fucking disturbing. All right, let's, let's play through some of his hot takes on bad drivers because this is his rant show and he even says, I do this show just so I can rant about things that

piss me off. So this is his hot take on bad drivers as Brandon pulled for us. And let's be honest, gentlemen, we know most the craziest people on the road usually ladies Usually a woman I mean not wrong. You're not supposed to say that yeah, you don't say that on a podcast You just explained to your wife every time seven of us I'm stupid see again. I told you Every time she's probably putting on her makeup Stop looking at yourself with the fucking mirror. Oh man. See, I had the exact opposite feeling about this show. I was laughing my balls off.

You stop listening to it. I didn't want it to end. This guy is amazing. That was my problem when I was pulling clips for this, because I mean, you said it, this is the most clipable podcast. And like, this is a 33 minute episode. I pulled 20 clips yeah Yeah, there's probably 20 more of him saying super jet that just had to oh

Right by the way, I actually pulled clips because I noticed that Brandon didn't get that But I needed to have them out of the show so I have additional clips Let's see what gets shame is so angry because I Get upset man and I'll explain what I get upset with usually driving I hate it man I fucking hate it and I'm a great driver I'm a truly great driver and I'm not saying that's a brag I'm saying that because you can get really good at something if you're not good at it at the beginning and you're forced to do it again you can go really good at something if you suck at it

at first well and, and I know I say it's every time we talk about it, but he knows nothing about podcasting and thinks he's the greatest podcast ever. He thinks he's the greatest driver of all time. I guarantee he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing behind the wheel. So he goes on to explain that he failed his drivers test the first time he took it. Yeah, of course. And his mom didn't let him retake it. He put him in driver's ad, and he hated driver's ad. But it made him a good driver. And then he goes on to talk about other things that he failed at.

And I couldn't believe this. Is the same thing with how I learned how to type really well is because I failed. Same thing with speech class. Fail'd that as well. This is nothing I failed speech class! Yeah, speech class? Most people don't even have to take speech class. Yeah, no shit.

You weren't how to talk without going to class. This guy took speech class and failed it. Yeah. Yeah. I love him. I love this guy. And then he actually goes on to explain that it's a virtue He's like no no and that's why I speak so well because I took speech class twice Yeah, it's because I fly out I flunked out a speech class, which is why I'm so good at second grade because I took it twice I do it nice because I do it twice exactly all right Brandon. I'm sorry I'm taking over this is this is your board. What do you want to play? Oh, man?

There's there's just so much to fucking go through here. I mean, you know, he he failed like you said He we failed speech he failed speech class. Let's let's play my number 13. This is him just trying to make up words now The genuinity, I guess the generality The genuinity, I guess the genuality Gently on the road I mean most people are pretty genuine of the other around I agree with that dude I would never say this could you play that again please oh sorry I already pulled off the board You weren't fast enough, I but I could do anything in post there you go. I could make you funny You weren't fast enough. But I could do anything in post.

There you go. I could make you funny. Yeah, I could do a lot of things. Good luck with that. All right, what else we got? This is Todd. We're talking about here. Todd is not anything if he does not have his numbers to back himself up.

Yeah. And if you didn't think, if you think that I was going to pull him talking about how many fucking numbers he gets and how popular he is. My number 17 and my 18 both through that. It was for another one of my podcasts known as American crimes. Now I don't know if I've mentioned American crimes on this show before but I do want to say one thing and I want to make sure that I reiterate it. It is one of the best shows that I do. Not because of what I do, not because of the quality of content. For some reason it just gets the best numbers

Okay, I can post an episode today and I'll have a hundred or so downloads by tomorrow easily And it's crazy because I don't know why Because you want to explain why the American crimes podcast gets a hundred downloads in a day boy I mean if I didn't know better I would almost guess that true crime podcasts are very popular and just get downloaded no matter what. Yeah, like there's a, I don't know, a million people who are doing nothing but searching for new crime podcasts all the time. No shit. I wonder if they can maybe why? And bots. Yeah.

And there's probably 15 podcasts that are named American crime that are way better than his that are he's getting swept into that pile so well Alright, this is the next track of him talking about his amazing download numbers only uh what what I say 12 episodes give or take Almost 12,000 downloads you guys 11 and a half thousand for sure and It doesn't it's only been alive since November and it doesn't, it's only been alive since November. So not even a year. And we're already over 10,000 downloads.

So that's a great thing. I'm not bragging at all. And what I'm sorry is, all these listens, all these downloads. He says, he says, okay, I've gotten 12,000 downloads at 11 and a half thousand downloads at least. I'm only 10 months in and I've already gotten over 10,000 downloads.

Every sentence it just goes down Yeah What's the stuff? I'm not bragging tag is beautiful. I love it. The irony of that is people have checked out the show because it's not the same guy Listening to each episode 700 times really yeah, so not only are there 12,000 downloads There's more than just one person downloading that show yeah because it doesn't the best doesn't add up you can't just one listener in 12,000 downloads crowd you understand I think so

I mean the boys could this guy own yeah right one carry the nine hold on I'm still working on the back there go ahead so there's dozens of listeners to the show I think it's what he's trying to say all right what else you got to break any follows that up with and I don't know why. I put this shit out here. I don't know why anybody's listening to it. That those are his words. Every once in a while, the truth does wanna come

creaking out, and there it is. This is the only thing this guy spends all of his time on his podcasting. Yeah. He doesn't understand why people would listen to it. I think you should figure that out before you even start podcasting. Yeah. There should be something you scribble on in the notebook. Why would someone want to listen to it? I think you should figure that out before you even start podcast

There should be something you scribble down in the notebook. Why would someone want to listen to be out of podcast? Yeah Let's come up with a couple of reasons and then we can start podcasting. I have no idea. I wouldn't fucking download this shit. It's terrible Yeah, but I'm on 14 different shows and I'll find it eventually if I just keep doing it I am my own CBS and I don't know what's work I'll find it eventually if I just keep doing it. I am my own CBS and I don't know what's more. I'm a man. I gotta be honest with you guys, if this guy switched over to a paywall, I would pay that money.

I know, I don't know, I can't get enough. I know that our sub-run is born in this guy and our listeners are born of it. This guy's amazing. She was the killian is a hero. I don't use that word. He's a weak girl. No. Morning, dry with shaman. All right. What else we got out here? You have a second each week where you like to rip on

OP and I feel like shaman's an OP or kind of in the same category with terrible podcasters. And there's a couple of moments in this episode where he changes the affect of his voice and it kinda sounds like he's trying to do an opi sort of impression and this is my number 9. Alright. Go to take the test. Sure enough, failed. So I was not given another chance to take the test.

My mom immediately put me into a driver's head and I fucking hated it. Yeah, it's got the opi thing working there at the end. This fucking guy, man. I like when he talked about, he told this compelling story and Crowe's, you didn't get to this it's a second half of the show. Yeah. Tell us a compelling story about driving through

Gary Indiana. Ooh. So I'm gonna say, I think everyone knows about Gary Indiana now. Oh, right, I mean, that's all we talk about out here is Gary Indiana. Of course. I have to explain about, I have to talk about my trip today man. Took a trip. Took a trip today and I was fortunate enough to be one of the few people in this world

who has driven through Gary Indiana. Oh that's right, hold your applause. It is as bad as they say. I know there has been constant talk within the world about Gary Indiana. No, has there? No. It is how disgusting it is. And I didn't really believe it. You know, you want to hold hopes for the place that Michael Jackson came from the Jackson 5 Came from there and you want to hold it high in your heart. Just to hope that do you maybe it's not as bad as you hurt But as soon as you drive through there, guess what?

It's as bad as you think in fact, it's worse. I A couple things about this first off. I don't know anything about Gary and Diana. Yeah. I don't talk about it. No one's ever talked to me about it. I don't give a shit. Imagine being in that bubble. We're like, look, I know everybody's talking about this all the time. But I mean, Camden, New Jersey, people talk about Gary and Diana not so much. But he says, I know you want to think it's a great place because the Jackson's came from there. The Jackson's are one of the worst families in the history of the world

Oh, yeah, the father beat all of his children and then the child grew up to rape boys And yeah, it's a lot of you holding his high in her heart. So whatever he said. Yeah, he famously had a horrible horrible horrible childhood Why would you celebrate that? I know we all want to love love Gary and Deanna because... Yeah, girl, I watch you back, it's so great, but... Yeah, oh my god. That's like driving, you know, the house where I used to be Tina Turner. I mean, like, look, I know everybody thinks it's, you know, holds it's hard in their heart, but like, you know, look, it's actually a bad neighborhood. I know, I can't believe it.

I could have known, Detroit, pile of shit. Who would have thought? So this guy, shame, is lives in the state of Indiana. He drives through Gary and he mentions that Detroit, pile of shit, who would have thought? So this guy, shame, is lives in the state of Indiana. He drives through Gary, and he mentions that this is like checking something off his bucket list. I'm so glad that I have that under my belt. Like I can say, I'm driven through Gary and Indiana.

Driving through a town! For somebody who's lived in Indiana most of their lives. He said that's a pretty big feat for someone who's lived in Indiana most of their lives. You. You fucking that's the opposite of a big feat driving through a city that's in your state. Yeah, I mean, you know, on my bucket list this other day, I was on the throughway and I drove through Buffalo. Oh my god, it was an enlightening experience. You wouldn't believe it. I drove through. Here's a twist to the story. Yeah, he lives in Gary, Indiana. Here's a twist to the story. Yeah, he lives in Gary Indiana You fucking know all about this shit god damn right

Holy shit, he explains Gary Indiana. It's so funny this this part of the show I just had me rolling he goes this is where evil whips This is the scariest place on earth. There were stop signs. I didn't want to stop It was so scary in this place. Oh, it's in the middle of the day. He goes, I bet this place is even scarier. It's like, you're in a car driving through a town in the middle of the day. And you're that freaked out.

I know you're a ginger, and so you're probably scared of everything, but that's weird. It's a weird thing to be that freaked out about. Here's a guy, he don't leave his trailer much. No, he doesn't. There trailer much. No, he does. There's no way he leaves the truck parked. I was gonna say in all fairness to his skin complexion,

any place when it's sunny out. It was probably one of the Jackson's. Yeah right. It was germane. All right what else we got here Brandon. He says this 16 minutes into the show. This is my number 14 here. All right guys I don't want to go too long simply because I don't want people to not listen to this episode. Really? He explains that he has to get a lot of things out very quickly to keep people's attention. Guess what? Explaining that you're trying to get things out quickly is slowing down the process. You're fucking idiot.

He also goes off on this big thing. I don't know if you have any clips on here about it. You might. Where he talks about how we, someone will have to shitty review for him. And he's very upset about that. I've got a little bit of it. Uh, my number 19, he goes on and he reads a review for it's on, uh, it's on another show his American crimes. And that's where he starts talking about his downloads and his numbers and all that shit. And then someone had a had the had the audacity to accuse him of lying on his podcast. And this is my number 19.

Instead of leaving a review just to be a dickhead. And that's what they do. I had one lady talk about my anchor Jalaska episode. And she was like, Oh, this isn't true. That's not true. You don't have to you don't get paid by all this different brand of shit, which obviously I'm a comedian So I make jokes. I say funny ridiculous shit in the show. Most of it is accurate That's what I will say it the story is 100% true Nothing is falsified or created for comical effect But I do make fun of different things

And I say things as a joke So I guess what I should have said at the beginning of each show is I'm a comedian. I'm doing this and I will make jokes. Hopefully you understand what a joke is and where it is in the show. I'm sorry I don't have a laugh track. I pulled an ISO from that part. I love this right here. Obviously I'm a comedian.

Obviously. Well, just to take a step back, what is his defense there? His defense is that I'm a comedian who makes jokes But that's 100% accurate correct. I make jokes, but that story's real and you're offended because you don't understand that I make jokes, but that wasn't a joke that's his defense. That was his defense Okay, he said there was nothing in that episode that wasn't factually correct Okay, and also sometimes I make jokes that's right So there is nothing exaggerated for comedic effect, but I do exaggerate things for comedic effect.

Both of them. He's just gotta let you know. Okay. Okay. All right, I just wanted to make sure I understand. He goes out to insult his listeners. Review I got was from this lady who literally just says that I rambled on.

Rambled on and on. She couldn't figure out what the fucking subject matter was. But you clicked on a show called American Crimes. Hmm. Oh boy. Oh boy that's confusing. I don't even know what to expect when I'm listening to the show. That's Kizya dumb. You dumb. Just accept it. You're a stupid person and you don't get it. Wow. Alright, I don't want you to listen to my show anyways. I can't understand it, move the fuck on. If you didn't get it from the moment you click play,

bye! Don't leave a fucking shit review. This is me off to the effect, I can't do anything in return. I can't go and review something creative that you've done because guess what sweetheart? You don't put yourself out there because you're probably an over 40 year old woman Who thinks their her opinion is God's gift to the world It's not sorry to break it to you now both dress up in that fucking dog costume so you can get a husband

Whoa why did you stop listening to this episode? It's amazing all right Why did you stop listening to this episode? It's amazing. All right. Let's, I have a couple of comments about this. First off, go ahead. He's pissed off. He tells everyone, if you want to have something that is less than positive, hit me up on social media.

Don't put a review out there. How did that social media so we can discuss it? He mentioned in that clip that he wants to go after her for anything she's done creatively. So, he just wants vengeance. Yeah, yeah. It's not like he wants to critique her and say you're pretty good at this But you can improve that he's like oh yeah, I think I think you fucking yeah, let's see what you've done You've done you probably over 40 you fucking ass. Oh sweetheart

That's it that's don't forget that he went and do his little leprechaun voice to What the fuck is what the dog costume bit at the end of it? Yeah, that's weird, but just the sweet heart thing. That's creepy, dude. Can I please read the description of this episode of Shamecast? Yes, please do. It's number 11 for those following along at home. He says, hopefully you'll find yourselves entertained.

If not, please don't leave a review. No need to hear from people that don't appreciate the art that takes place with a self-produced podcast. That's a word. That's a script. Yeah, that's a script. Oh, that's a lot of fun. If you think this sucks, I don't wanna hear about it.

Right. And by the way, you're wrong, you have no idea what it takes to make an entertaining podcast when you're just one person. You don't even know how to be entertained. Yeah, you're right, you're the asshole. Well, that's exactly what he was saying there. So this woman clicks in the podcast and, oh, you don't know what you clicked on and you're a dummy.

And he goes into that weird voice like, you're such a dummy because you clicked on my podcast. Oh, man, that's fucking weird. I think what's going on here is he's now seeing the backlash of what happens after you guys review the show and a bunch of people just start shitting on him. He can't take it anymore. Well, I think anyone with ears who spends more than 90 seconds with him is gonna shit on him.

I'm like, this is terrible. This is him explaining that he wants you to criticize him in social media only. Okay. I'd love to be on your show, but you smell like a fart. Well, just tell me. Okay guy. So don't write that you smell like a fart on his review page. All right, so I'm putting, I'm going to put some trust out there to your audience, which is fucking stupid. Yeah, I had this idea through the week when I was listening to him. I'm gonna go undercover and I'm gonna reach out to him and see if he will record an episode with me.

That's a good idea. Which one I am D.V. Pageer, you guys gonna read? So I have a plan and what I'm going to do is out unprepared him. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Yeah, right. Hey, have you ever seen this movie? I've never even seen a movie before.

I don't even know what a movie is. What's a movie? You could send your alarm to wake up 15 minutes after the podcast start and still be way ahead of them. That's true. What I'm thinking is when we're starting to record, I'm going to mention to him that I don't currently have access to the internet as we're recording.

As you guys are face-saving each other Please make this happen. Yeah, so I would record the episode and then just submit it to you to put in with this episode Okay, I love it Make it happen. I'm gonna leave this in here So if you listen to this episode and you don't hear of that segment, Doug fucking dropped the ball. Yeah, totally failure. I would have to take any other clips that we want to play from this shame cast episode, Brandon. Oh, I got two more here. I mean, they're they're right out at the gay. How he how he starts off the show.

You notice how he doesn't like to be referred to as Todd, but he's got a lot of other aliases. Yeah Yeah, my my number two is that he trips over his aliases so hard it falls out his face. This is great Skadoosh, what's up guys so glad to be back, you know Patrick Michael here as always shame us, McKillian. Oh, I'm gonna start that over. So this show he starts with, Skadoosh. Skadoosh. It's not Razimata's, how does he keep track of all these different things

he has to say, Mr. Sardin, I always practice. I know he's gotta dry a race board with his cat face on it. His wife comes over to race, and says, what the fuck, I gotta start it over again.

It's all we had Karen What am I supposed to say now scramble down pull I don't know what I was Okay, all right, we're gonna try this again. It's good. Do what's up guys so glad to be back, you know Patrick Michael here as always shame us McKillian aka Kirby Roosevelt aka You know the long and short of it. I don't know. I thought of that Of course it just disappeared The long and short of what that's amazing way to come tripping out of the gate of your own podcast that you also edit It's not like what I do the show with you guys and I see something ridiculous You can go back and listen back. Oh, Carl totally changed what he said. He didn't say that

No one's gonna be the wiser if he went back and just did that again. Yeah, yeah But it was important that he let it known that his name is curvy Roosevelt It was important that he let it known that his name is curvy rose of Alta I mean, it's not the only shit the fucking moron. Yeah, you know these are all nicknames that he gives himself correct Yeah, do you know why he has to give himself nicknames? Um, well, he had mentioned something it was very brief He talked about having a podcasting personality. No, no, that's not that's not the reason. It's because he doesn't have any front I don't have a best friend. Yeah, no shit All right, I'm sorry. I just want to get that in there. I thought that was a fun. I so yeah, all right What do you got there Brandon? I got one more for you guys and this is like shortly after the alias is he's just spreading blatant lies

And this is my number three This is a very interesting episode Nope Swinging Number three. Uh, this is a very interesting episode. Nope. Yeah. Swinging him with this. All right. Well, that's, uh, that's good stuff. I really like just ranting when he was ranting off people using their turn signal.

Yeah. It's a fucking turn signal for a reason. It's a turn signal. How does that make, how's that confusing to people? How does this guy in the truck not get it? Wait, wait, what is it? It's a turn signal. Oh, okay, okay.

How do you not get that? Brad, how do you not get that? It's a turn signal. You turn, you signal it. Yeah. How does this guy and the truck, when I was on the expressway two hours ago, not know about a turn signal?

Who gives a shit? You know, well, his next episode, though, he teased it, is gonna be about airline food, and that I'm really looking forward to. Hehehehe. And what's the deal with the, I'm sit-row. Hehehehe. Hehehehe.

Brandon, what's your takeaway from this experience of podcasting with the famous shameless McKillian? What have you learned from this experience? Not to, like to listen to other people's shows before you hop on them, I guess. That's probably a good rule of thumb, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, you live you learn it's a, yeah, fuck the guy. He was a shitty, shitty experience and shit, but it taught me an awful lot about what not to do. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of that. All right. You guys have anything else for Brandon before we let him go?

Oh, you're a hero, Brandon. You are doing the Lord's work. Thank you for this. Hey, anytime. No, I'm good. I'd like to know about his tattoos, but I don't think you guys ever got that personal, did you? No, no, I didn't. Well, next time you're on a show, I'm like, he's done himself, though. Yeah, next time you're on a show with somebody. himself though. Yeah next time you're on a show with somebody. All right. All right. Well, Brandon thanks for pulling some clips and for explaining everything that you know about this guy. Still leaves a lot of questions out there. So a lot of things I want to know. That's that's so probably there's there's a lot of material. He's got 14 shows you might let's learn a little bit more. Yeah, I'm gonna dedicate 13 new shows

just to his 14 shows. Ha ha ha. It's a quit my job. All right, Brandon. Get out of here. Thanks, buddy. All right, no problem. Oh, all right.

And we're back from Queens, New York. So now you know why if you listen to episode 161, Thoughts, Fellas, Doug kept using Genuity as a callback joke that nobody got because it was a different show that we were doing. Doug, oh well. I wanna go through some voice mouse. I actually have funny voice mouse to play this week.

I'm excited about this. There's one caller in particular that, just, I can't get enough of. We're bringing two brothers in! Cut out my mental focus! I want people to kill my shit! in particular that just I can't get enough of. The band-predd is guy, the original, the only band-predd is guy coming through loud and clear. I think there's a helicopter above me right now. This is the kind of shit that I would definitely be bitching about if it were not my podcast. All right, this is a voice

mail from a guy who really likes Andy. What's up, Casaro? Listen, I know Andy's getting a lot of bad press, but I want to officially log my support. He's the best co-host you have that's not named Kevin. Crojas, you know, whatever. This is about Andy. Let me play some highlights from Andy and send them in my car at an at time to pull any clips. So I'll just do what I can here. Oh, God. Oh, that's so hot. I'm throwing so many ropes! You could tie down a bandle ship! That's gold! That's white gold! That's white hot, Andy! I fucking love it! I'd please don't think this is sarcastic! If you ever get rid of Andy as a co-host, I might just stop watching. Stop listening! I said, watching! Well, you don't know where I am. All right, seriously, Andy's the best. Keith Hilarious, having a middle-aged man who clearly pays his bills on time,

ragging on these entertainment wannabe nut jobs is so real quick, it's wonderful. It's just wonderful. Keep him around, get from the jingle department, all right. I'm is alright. I call me back. All right, case you're like me You don't know what to think right now. We also got voice mails from former presidents who are on the same page Hey, cuz Roos George Debbie Bush here. I just wanted to call in and tell him how much I love your co-hosts Especially Jen from the jingles department Kevin and Andy their hilarious also, I guess Joe's about the same, so he's pretty good too. Anyway, calm it back. I just want more president, Bill Clinton, I'm just calm to tell you how much I love Andy. I think he's so funny. Oh God, yeah. So, hey, you know, I was looking for new

sexual partners, so call me back. All right, so Andy is a big hit with the former president's, the United States. Good to know. Here's a person who let me a bunch of voicemails. And this is about the, well, the intro song that we typically play on our show is just a quick snippet from an isotope song called Nucle Sandwich. everyone's a critic I guess.

Hey, so I normally listen to your podcast at 1.5 speed but today I was listening at 1.0 speed and usually your songs are guitarist and everything's pretty cool but goddammit 1.0 is pretty lame. So I think when you play live, you should really, you know, up that tempo, get some more energy in it. That's some pro advice from a professional listener. Did you know Pizza Hut only has female delivery drivers? It's fucking weird.

So he went on to leave multiple voicemails about women working in Pizza Hut. He got really into it. I decided to spare everybody that. But I do want to say to your point about speeding the tempo up live, our drummer definitely takes care of that. Admiral Awesome speeds everything up live. So trust me, it sounds just like what you hear at 1.5x speed.

We talked about this karaoke show when Dick was out last week. The karaoke Big E show was not happy with our calling them out as the cringe of the week. And I actually played a snippet of a woman singing on said karaoke show that maybe wasn't the best. But thank God our listeners are coming through for us. Carl! Hey! I just wanted to leave a voicemail.

I'm thinking of a better singer than that bitch on the karaoke podcast. So if you give me a second, Let me sing here. Well, then you boy, the pipes, the pipes, the coffee. From Glenn to Glenn and all the wrongs is for me. It's you, it's you, must go and time us by. It's all you get. Very impressive. I was actually, I'm weeping. I'm tearing it from that.

That was really good. Crippled Jesus called into the show. Crippled Jesus was I with us last week, talking about Crippled Cast, his podcast. And I like talking to Crippled Jesus. He's got a great sense of humor, a great outlook on life, and he called him. Hey, Carl, it's It's crippled Jesus.

Don't have me on your show again. You only brought me on to make fun of me. I even listened to that Land Well podcast and the new OP radio. And it didn't even matter because you didn't even let me talk about it. Also, I'm getting lots of one-star reviews. You're a retarded boomer. I'm sorry to hear that, Grimple. Jesus, I hope that we can mend this relationship. All right, more funny voice-mails. Yeah, sorry, I messed up that last one. I'll get this one better. Who are you? We're at it!

Guess we every fuck a time. My dog calmed into the show. Hey Carl, this is your dog. Can you make sure to feed me today? Thank you everybody. Shit, I am in Queen, so that's bad news. What else we got? And it's stuck. It's sitting here and traffic. What's rad of the air?

All right, we'll just keep this going rapid fire here. This is a social security administration. Your car has been frozen for criminal activity. If you'd like to unfreeze your car, please call 1-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800-800- I don't know what he told people to do. Is that about hard turbo on Netflix? I, yesterday, I listened to dozens of voicemails about hard turbo on Netflix. I don't even remember what this one is, but this is the one I chose to play. Hey, Carl. I just wanna let you know that I'm a big fan of W-A-T-B.

And I also am a big fan of it's been practice. Who is it though? It's the best. W-A-G-B! And I also have a big fan of... IT'S BEING PRACTED! Who is it though? It's the best. And, uh, yeah, Kaya, you're trying to get everybody to call you again and, uh, tell you stupid shit, but, fuck him! He's a fucking bagot! But anyways,

call me back! So I agree with that. Fuck, Kaya. This fucking guy, I don't know if we're friends or not. He seems to always be trying to ruin my life. For real, I don't know what his deal is. I am excited that next week we'll be back with W-A-D-P-I-B-L-East, Dragonfly at 4pm on Saturday if you're in the Rochester area, Crojan Eye will be doing an episode of W-H-T-P next weekend, and then the weekend after that, I'm coordinating an episode where I am not

on. So this will be interesting, it will be a fun little experiment, we're going to have a couple long time co-hosts do their own podcast, do their own W-A-T-P. I'm not gonna pay them anything, they don't receive any type of benefits from it, I don't know why they agreed to this, but I'm looking forward to it. If it sucks, then it proves how important I am, and if it's great, then sweet, I can stop working so hard and just put out W-A-T-P without doing anything. So it's a win-win for great, then sweet, I can stop working so hard and just put out W ATP without doing anything. So it's a win-win for me, I guess,

is what I'm trying to say. Let me go through my nose. What else does I want to talk about? Oh, yeah, this is another thing. People call in. There's people who call in and say, hey, Carol, this isn't for the show. Don't play this on the show, but I just

wanted to tell you a blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub. Guys, the reason for the voicemail line is to be on the show. If you have information to tell me, just send me an email or tweet me or something. Just send me a note and I can read it at my leisure. I'm not listening to voicemails to get your input on things. If you want to leave something that's funny for the show, if you're George W. Bush if you're Bill Clinton great

Otherwise, please no more calls telling me not to place up. They got the show. It's it's a huge waste of everybody's time Okay, I think that's everything I wanted to talk about How do we end these shows these days? I don't even know anymore All right kisses you sag it kill yourself. Yeah Alright, kisses, you sag it. Kill yourself.