Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep165 - Cold Ones

Episode Date: August 4, 2019

YouTubers get drunk and embarrass themselves for two hours. Sounds like a terrible premise for a show, right? Yes! That is right. This is a disaster of a podcast. Cros joins the show and for some reason Doug and Kaya make cameo appearances. We also chat about our buddy Stuttering John, our good friend Opie, and our favorite comedian/podcast guest Vic Henley. This episode is almost better than BAAAANNND PRACTICE! Merch: http://bit.ly/watp-merch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When are we getting the breakfast? Five shove your fist up my ass. Right. Cause. Cause a row. Cause a row. Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts?

It's called Run By a Guy Called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. That's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. It's a quality show and they have good ideas. Yeah, I just mercilessly rip son people.

Some of this quite hilarious. These guys are making some fucking points here. I like what they say. I don't know what you like what they're saying. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P! Hello, bags, slivers, and cousin ruse.

Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that's worse than Baltimore's Rodin infestation. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, beloved by the fans, tolerated by the host, it's Crows. No. Go to who are these.com, you're email address, voicemail number,

link to our subreddit, link to the discord server where people are listening live, link to our merchandise where you can purchase a fine t-shirt or bumper sticker, send us a picture and get a link to episode 88. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. I'm way behind on these.

We have a ton of really funny reviews and I have not gotten around to and probably won't today. How is that for a tease? Yeah. Yeah. Guess what we won't be doing today. We won't be having any fun. We won't be getting into hilarious jokes. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Cold Wands.

This was a suggestion from Grady Owl as well as an annoying voicemailer. Crowden and I both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with hosts Max Mo Foe, whose real name is Max Stanley, and anything for views, whose real name is Chad Roberts. These are a couple Australians who are famous YouTubers. Yeah. The episode that we listened to is a recent one where their guest was Pudipai and his real name is Felix. I'm just gonna throw it out

there because they do go back and forth between real names and YouTube names. Yeah. So we're talking about Max Chad and Felix and these these three guys get together and just start drinking. And we speculate when we heard the voicemail or cold ones, oh, is that like dead people? Is it a true crime at all? Like there's gotta be something to this, nope. It's just beers and putting on a terrible podcast.

Unlistenable garbage, yes, yes indeed. Crows, let's get into clips. I see you have a bunch on the board here. I do. This was one of those where it was like, it was highly clipable and that there's so much awful shit going on. But then at the end of the day,

I had this pile of fucking garbage and I was like, I don't even know what to bring. Like, what is shitty enough to bring to Carl's house? You know what I mean? What clip do you think sums up the show for you? So I got a three for a four and this is the first minute. I mean so their opening story is number one.

You push the bottom of the dog's dick, it pops the dick out. Yeah, exactly. You said that to it. Yeah, you said it was dog's dick. It's funny. And from how you ever was calling it a dog masturbator. Anyway. Now for once it's not me putting the music bed in there,

it starts with some weird music bed and that's it for production. It starts in the middle of a conversation about dog penises. Yep. And so I'm already in, we're 30 seconds in and everyone is obnoxious and the topic's already suck. And then for some reason, even though there's no sponsors,

we go into a long, bungled ad read. This is my number two. Don't call it a used code views for 10% off at views. No, cold ones, cold ones. 10% off anything. That'll sell you. You suck. No one talks.

Shut up. Let me do the intro. Yeah. And then, I'm sorry to do this to you, but number three, we start the drinking process. Yeah, I was just a thing. I didn't need to do it as a thing. You just, no, I don't get it. And it's two hours of that, man.

It's two hours of that. I want to point something out. These are YouTubers, YouTubers. And I'm gonna speak in these blanketed terms. I realize it's not everybody and I probably don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Generalize away. I'm gonna generalize here and say that YouTubers

are mostly terrible improv off the cuff commentators. What they do is they can't even get out a full sentence without clipping to another thing and another thing and another thing and it's highly edited, overproduced. And that's what we just heard there at the beginning of the show as YouTubers being YouTubers. Oh my dog's dick and they clipped to this thing

and they clipped to that thing and then, oh you gotta do cold ones up, take two, what was that? Oh, what? It's MTV on steroids. Yeah, there's no cohesion at all. There's no cohesion. It's three people having their own conversations almost. Right.

So the problem that I had with this show is that I'm listening to what I deemed to be children, even though they are all in their 20s, Pudipais, probably in his 30s at this point. But they are children. But they're children. And I have some examples of that. Who would want to listen to,

and this is before their drunk? Yeah, this is early on in the show Who would want to listen to someone screaming like a 10-year-old in the background? Anyway, that I should do that. Let's do that flames. I was talking to the chat. I was talking to the chat. I was like, hit me out. Let's do it. I bring my bro army down there. I was trying to I was trying to do a video Anyway, so flames he was he was Time to quit talking. So the problem that I have with these guys is they've gotten to a point in their YouTube careers where they can't do anything to annoy people. Yeah, they have not figured out a way to turn people off somehow Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there is a notches that they could possibly be

Nothing is gonna stop that could I throw and I don't know why this is funny to me But I'd love to throw a little bit of context if you want to know who flames three is here's number seven I don't know if you remember the names was amcurex no I know he's like you biggest biggest boy It was you don't remember any of the other moderator names? I don't think so, no. Flames 3. Oh, Flames 3. Fuck yeah, I remember. Oh, I still follow him on Twitter. Sean, his name is Sean. So they have as a guest up until recently the number one YouTuber PewDiePie is known the world over and Their question for him is hey, do you remember the moderator you had like 10 years ago

It gets worse. Oh, yeah, yeah about 59 minutes into the show of a two-hour podcast They have run out of questions for mr. Pewdiepie and they ask questions like this so Felix What's your favorite animal, bro? We all have dogs. What's your favorite animal, bro? And then I'm gonna keep this clip running. Yeah. They can't even see focus on that topic.

They immediately get off and veer to the left right off the road. Yeah. Oh, shut up. What's your favorite animal, bro? Gerrass. Why is that? I don't know. Wait, can you...

Can you... What's the Swedish thing where you can't say the J word? Ninja... say ninja? Say ninja. There's nothing entertaining about this show. Oh. These guys are not entertaining people. And they're getting drunk. This is a

clip from the show where it's just drunk people acting drunk and thinking that they're putting out a good podcast. I'm fucked, bro. Are you really that drunk? I'm definitely fucked. What the fuck is happening? I'm groovy. You're also definitely fucky. You are definitely fucky. Okay, I'm fucking. It smells like whiskey and sweaty men in here. I feel like we're forgetting something that's like a big thing. T.C. Right. This reminded me of that David Hasselhoff video where he's drunk it with the hamburger on the floor. Yes Yeah, the difference is David Hasselhoff was embarrassed by that. Yeah, he didn't want that on the internet This video so we listen to the podcast that you watch the YouTube video that accompanies it. No

The noise what is that noise? Uh-oh. Does somebody just hop on? Oh, Doug from who's right is making noise. Doug from who's right? Doug, what are you doing? As I live in breathe. Oh, I'm gonna mute you. Can we mute me? I am gonna mute you, motherfucker.

So as I was saying. As you were saying, I was talking fucking Doug Killing me over here. All right. Yeah, go ahead. I've lost my trade I thought can we talk about the drinking now listen listen listen very closely Crosion is gonna talk to you about your drinking. That's a scary fucking sentence right there now listen Here's number four. Okay. I hate drinking yet. I drink You're right. Yeah, yet I drink. You alright?

Yeah, it's good. It's real good. You really hate it? I hate it! What the fuck? I told you the alias. I don't like alcohol. I'll take it.

No, I want to drink it. Oh, cry for me. I'm already dead. I don't even like the alcohol. This tastes terrible to me. And yet I need to drink hand that to me. Let's get fucking wasted guys. Now, I've never, this may be this is not showing a thing, but I'm pretty sure this is a fucking idiot thing. Here's number five. You're up. You shot at it? Yeah. What? You've been, I swear, you've been doing this. I'm sorry. You've been doing the shotting?

Is that a cultural thing? Or did you shot it? You shot it. You shot it. I thought you've been doing the shotting. I think they're idiots. I think they're fucking idiots. They don't know what even alcohol is.

They're just like, fuck it. Oh, you shot it, then. And then, now this is, there's a thing called rationalization where you rationalize. This is why I'm not an addict. I'm just using because I have a reason to use.

This all makes sense. It's not because I have a problem, Carl. I assure you I don't have a problem. Number six. Oh, good. I'm glad you have a clip. I thought this was my error, but it's for a second. I'm like, fuck.

This is coming down hard. Little, this is probably gonna find a short one. It's such a bummer story when you're drinking. Yeah. But we're doing it in story when you're drinking. Yeah. But we're doing it in moderation, but not like this is like, it's in moderation. I mean, it's a occasion.

It's a celebratory occasion. Well, that's just drunk, huh? Three beautiful drunk. Yeah, that is retarded. The guy goes, well, we do it in moderation, though. Meanwhile, they start the show, Shugging Whiskey. They're drinking for two hours straight, trying to get his drunkest possible,

talking about drunk they're getting. And the guy goes, yeah, we do it in moderation though. Well, it's cause we're celebrating. All right, celebrate it, celebrate it. It's like we're celebrating something. I don't know about you, Kroge. I mean, I have more drinks in front of me than you do. But it's Friday!

We're celebrating! We're celebrating. I like that people who are in their chat room or whatever is going on, I don't know if they're YouTube-living or what they're doing, I think they have a discord but he explains that people complain that they're all talking over each other and interrupting each other but he explains why. It just comes with doing this everyone's like you're interrupting him you talk over him. No shit. We're getting fucking drunk So here's the problem, Jim

Chad Rick listen up buddy explain this to them please People are complaining because it sounds like garbage. It's not entertaining for anyone and What you could do is learn from those critiques and try to get better is learn from those critiques and try to get better instead of the lashing out going what do you mean we're doing a bad show we're fucking hammered what do you want from us of course that's gonna happen dude I don't know what the average career length of a YouTuber is if it's anything like mumkee Jones it's about 18 months these guys are going to come and go very quickly they have

no idea how to be entertaining. Yeah. Oh yeah. And I want to throw this out there too. To everyone who keeps suggesting YouTuber shows and we keep getting them. Oh, you got to do this. So you got to do that. Oh, they're on the list.

I'm done with that. Yeah. I'm done with that. I'm done with that. The people who are famous because they're on YouTube are all the same. They don't know how to be entertaining, they're not good at broadcasting, they put out shitty content, and they get a ton of positive reinforcement from it. What I was gonna say before our buddy Doug interrupted us with his fucking hot mic. What I was gonna say was

this is a YouTube video as well as a podcast. Yeah. The YouTube video, as I checked, had 3.4 million views on it. No shit. These are guys sitting around and drinking, talking about nonsense. I was curious about this, and I'm sure some of those numbers are because they have PewDiePie on there who is a personality. Yeah, no, but I think these days have a pretty big podcast either way. Well, I was going to say that. In fact podcast either way. Well, I was gonna say that.

In fact, Pudipi, I don't think people are even care about anymore. As a podcast, they have some like four grand of months coming in on a Patreon. And this is just one of the shows that they do. Yeah, that's fucking wild. That's mind-blowing to me. Well, I think about it this way though.

We live in America and we think that all the entertainment comes from this one area These guys are Australians. They're probably talking to a more international audience So you're saying people outside of America are stupid Corrine they enjoy this. That's what you that's what you were saying. That's something that up. Okay. Yeah. I was not being succinct at all I agree with that. Well, they they do have really fascinating topics So again that not to harp on it. They get the super popular guy in they ask him number nine I don't know if you remember me and you emailed back and forth about you sending me something to open on mail time Do you remember that at all? No, that's weird. Yeah, it was your direct email. It was a hundred you went

Now that's good shit. That's good. If there's any advice to the fans of WATP out there, come to a nice top show, go to Carl and say, amen, remember that you realized that you like six years ago, because that shit, that's fascinating shit. That's a conversation people can't wait to have.

I've had that conversation before, but not a podcast Not a YouTube video All right, they get into the the YouTube lifestyle and this was this was interesting to me But probably for the wrong reasons, okay, but even they weren't interested in it. Here's number 10 Like you can't just make the same shit. I'll go with them. I'll go do that. She's always changing like I thought about this a lot because like I started doing and I don't even give a shit about this so fucking boring because Definitely they want this like hunt but why I started doing the gaming stuff So here's here's the number one guy. He's the fucking king and he's saying I'm the red queen from that was one of my I'm always running

I'm the red queen from Alice Wonderland. I'm always running. Even if I stood still, I'd be dead. When I'm running, I'm only standing still. And for me to get ahead, I need to run even fucking faster. I live in fear of this algorithm. It fucking haunts my dreams. This corporation, this faceless fucking gob of code is my livelihood and I fucking depend on it. But by the way, does anyone care about this? This is so boring and that's a direct quote. What is going on here? Good recap on that. I liked it, I could call it out for explaining what we just heard.

That was one of the Vasilides ever. Yeah, but that was, I'm, I'm, that was impressive. I'm taking you deep into the mind. I know, but I didn't clip any of those things, but they talk about the algorithm a lot. Yeah. The algorithm controls their lifestyle. Yeah. But do you post every day I do? Oh, why? Well, because about the algorithm a lot. Yeah, the algorithm controls their lifestyle Yeah, but do you post every day? I do. Oh, why? Well, cuz the algorithm I have to I don't want to I hate it

I hate posting every day. I don't have a good video But the algorithm is like holy shit dude. You do it yourself Yeah, you live in a scary fucking a world which which I did enjoy these these they it's nip in it their heels I know you got something but because we're talking about that I put together a camp that I want to play the other thing they talk about all the time is Subs and likes yeah, it's all about how many subs you got oh if I get this pretty subs I really like to this guy. This is a quick compilation of them talking about their subs and likes 100,000 likes whatever and I'll send a picture of my balls anything above 90 million subs This man, why don't I have one of these cuz you're not big enough?

Okay, how many subs one need for that just wait for the subs to come in shit How many subs is these are like 11 or 12 now? Well, there you go. You need at least 10 subscribe now to my channel. I need a hundred mill Did you say 10 mill 100 mill? He's got 96 mills like mills up every single person that I know that does YouTube Always has that one YouTube with like 10k subs So they'll just binge watch But being a youtuber is a really draining job. Here's number 11 Well, you just said it was draining so I was like no it was when I was like all I played all the fucking horror games

That is ever existed you revolutionized that like everyone you were the trend set up for that period right bargames because everyone followed you did you do that did you want to know there's two things I love about that the first being well this is an as draining as when I used to play video games when I used to play video games yeah it's rough that was fucking draining yep and then the second thing is have you ever heard anyone Lather someone's balls like that. Listen dude when you played video games man You were the trend center you were the fucking king everyone bow down to you at the coast of way you played those video games That was fucking amazing

I have to say that it's not relatable. There's nothing out this show that's relatable to me I want to also point out how dumb these people are. Yeah. This is again very early out in the show. They're not drunk yet. Perse, I don't know, maybe they're there. But Chad has a list of questions. I watched the video. He's looking at his phone. He's got these questions ready to go for Pudy by, you know, what a pro. He can't fucking read. Yeah. Yeah., oh, this kid cannot read What are they saying? They say? Oh, let me read this You're at the point where you could release a video of you organizing your bed linen and it would get gain more views than most similar channels

Could ever dream of there's a video idea find this sort of guaranteed viewership feeling Where but do you find this sort of guaranteed viewership freeing considering you have experimented endlessly uh to releve it and guaranteed guaranteed I want to point out share this austrian

English is his first language uh putipai at least is multilingual. English is his first language, but he can't read either. I love it. This may be a super ask, but is there any chance you can record yourself singing?

Oh, re-tart alert. This is like, we've just discussed something. Or something. Uh, with the item, I can't read it. You not charismatic. Now, there was a huge celebrity that everybody knows the name of his fucking Poodie pie. He's on a show we can't even fucking read. I don't want to sound like a boomer, but my day broadcasters could get on the air be entertaining read a live read or a note from a fucking listener.

This should not be difficult. That's the old media grandpa. Anyway, deepdiscount.com is where you go to, well, DVDs or... Time stamp that. Gotta send that to the advertiser. All right, come on back to you, buddy. Wait, you know, there was, this is a blink and you miss a clip. There was one question They got out real smooth number 19. Okay

How do you deal with stress What we talked about it a drink So they have a whole long conversation about drinking and then like 10 minutes later Like it's not like it's later in the like late in the show 10 minutes later. Well, how do you deal with trust? He's like yeah, we just talked about that. We just fucking talked about that for like 20 fucking minutes. Yes.

All right. So Pudipai gets a little frustrated because they're having a terrible conversation. It's not linear, it's all over the place. And I want to point out that they, podcasting general overuse the delete that part. We'll take this out and pull. I've done it before. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it anymore. I'm not gonna do it. These guys ruined it.

Between cripple cast and cold ones and chip chipper send. It's too much. I'm not gonna do it anymore, but here's an example of that. Well, it's fucking you ask a question and then you go off and then you go off and then you ask me another question That's how this works, but also delete that also delete all that Okay, so whenever you hear delete all that oh, they didn't okay So then later on they talk about how they take out the awkward silence in post Followed by the awkward silence is imposed followed by an awkward silence I guess that's it

Okay, so at this point this is a 90 minutes into the show. Yeah, he goes I guess I guess that's it and So at this point, this is a 90 minutes into the show. Yeah, here he goes. Here he goes. I guess that's it. And Pudipai, who's the biggest celebrity is sitting there and you would think he'd be fucking relieved. Yes, good. We haven't done anything. We haven't talked about anything.

Instead, this is what happens. I guess that's it. Sweet, let's wrap it up. How long have we been going for? That can't be a- Okay Felix doesn't want to stop drinking more coffee. I don't know, yeah. Alright, fun, I'm not fussed like I'm gonna get out these crappy questions again.

Listen bro, we can watch some vids. Can we put some fucking vids, bro? Can we watch some vids on screen? What's the fucking happy world, bro? It was going to add, they made 33 more minutes! It was going to end in 33 more minutes. It was going to end. So I'm- Who do you think was it?

We're done. This isn't a riveting conversation. We gotta keep it going. I'm walking. This is the other night and I got the earbuds in. And I'm listening to this train rack of a fucking show. And I'm like, I'm hating life. It's the beautiful night.

Every else have fun. Not me. No, I'm listening to this bullshit. And then- I'm right. I'm like I'm hating life. I'm just beautiful night. Every else have fun. Not me. No, I'm listening to this bullshit and then I Ride I'm sorry. How are we trying to say it? And then I hear that. Oh, well, let's wrap this up But I'm like my ears per cup. I'm like oh sweet and I pull out my phone and I look at it said yeah half hour left I dropped to my knees put my fist to the sky and just said fuck why God why do you fucking torture me with that shit Well, that was great show. I want to point out that This was said and I was shocked I dropped out of school at 15. Yeah Shocking can we talk? Yeah. Can we talk, Karl, about it? Yeah, let's talk about it.

Let's talk about it. So this is, I was trying to put it in the frame of reference that these guys are role models. I mean, there are a lot, I mean, you've even talked about his 9 year old army. So he talks about his work history, here's number 13. I did work at a hot stand, yeah. So he worked at a hot dog stand, so I mean, you know, obviously that sets you up for a life of influence and entertainment. Probably a long career there, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. And I mean, dude, don't get me wrong. A lot of people start out at a hot dog stand, but that's

the sum total of his work history. Oh, now one of these two other fucking idiots, I can't even tell who so with these fucking clowns. They worked for two days. It was binding books. I fucking put the spine and the two pages, all the rest of the pages into the spine of the book and I bind it together. I work for two days doing that, taking the train all the way into the city, fucking whatever else, pull me. And I was like, I can't do this. This is not a fucking way I can do this. I'm gonna try to do YouTube. I'm gonna go. Now, so every person that contributes to that Patreon page,

to that fucking foreground, you're given money to a guy that couldn't last two days at a regular job. Cause Carl, he had to commute, he had to commute to work. Can you fucking imagine? I'm gonna train to the city. Can you imagine? You must be the only person in the world who does it. Oh the torture. I can't even imagine. So then in this Blut, well, I shouldn't say this blew my mind, but I think this is millions of cans right now. Here's number 15.

I think you're being sarcastic on some of this stuff. Maybe. And I was on benefits for the government. I don't know what you have fucking here like what your own benefits welfare Yeah, well, yeah, so I was I remember I had vlogs in my second I still had a second channel I they're they're private it now, but I had vlogs where I'd go to the job center and I'd film I'd be like I'm a job center like this is what I'm doing today I'm a horrible piece of shit who couldn't hold a job putting a literal fucking book together So I went on welfare and I did YouTube videos about how I'm on fucking welfare. Do you see why I'm a libertarian?

Do you see what's going on here? So it's not helping people. It's making a lot of sense. It's too big of a net that we're giving people here. Well, and how many millions of fucking 22-year-olds are out there that have this exact story, I mean, dude. And then, but he does have and I I will give him this he's this is number 16 He's got a lot of work experience. Okay. I played fucking League of Legends all day and well the will crop

Was that that's how he spent his time while he was on welfare Yeah, I mean at least he's out of sub out and I think that's how most people spend their time when they're at welfare And they have a better system than I do and He's an influencer. I got Xbox 360 for Christ sake. What's going on over here? He's a role model. He is a role model. Carl, if you had kids and they got you don't if you had kids. Yes, they got it They would be looking up to this fucking clown and be like man, dad I'm gonna go on welfare and then I'm gonna play games like this guy plays games and then I'm gonna be a fucking Millionaire at least when you're looking up to like Kurt Cobain or something when you're a kid

I don't know like maybe some kids did yeah, at least this guy's creating something I mean he's mostly shooting heroin, but he was also creating music he could write a song every once in a while He's writing some songs playing some shows some shows. He probably sucked in video games. Hey, you know what I think about it? You should look up the Kirkgo band, though, couldn't play video games with a heroin addict. Yeah, he'd never even made a YouTube video. Did you know that?

You know how to make a YouTube video, like an asshole? He didn't add anything in post. Ha ha ha. Is all stream of conscious. I wanna point out who the audience is for this show. And we've been hinting at it because they are YouTube celebrities It is a certain generation of people who get into YouTube celebrities and you have young boys

So you're probably more familiar with this than I am unfortunately, but it's more than that It's more than just a general. I would never just say all it's a whole generation of people It's more than just a general, I would never just say, oh, it's a whole generation of people. It's once again lonely people who have no friends. And I think that this is an epidemic that's going on because it used to be the kids would go out with their friends and play and meet at the park or in the city or the town. And no, no one's allowed to go outside because it's such a scary, horrible place

that they have to be inside. And now they're spending their time listening to other people drink. And this is how I know that this is a show for lonely people who are drinking alone at home because the show starts off like this. You're gonna have to pull yourself one more because at the start we usually do a cheers. Oh, okay. And you jump the gum. That's such a fucking bullshit line. No, it's for sure. It is for sure. Look at some weighting so we go to the cheers. Oh, I'm gonna drink yours first. Oh, okay, and you jump the gun. That's just your fucking bullshit line. No, it's true. It is

Because I'm waiting so we go to the trees. Oh, I'm actually in Gears first. Wait, okay, give me a House. Do you want mine, bro? No, pull me another one. Wait, so you You we're pouring I feel like you're supposed to be sipping it. You keep Skulling up. He actually just You can have to have another one. I meant to do a cheers you ape. I was finishing my first one. All right, fun. Sweet, I'll take it.

So millions of people are listening to these guys. Poor drinks, talk about pouring drinks, talk about cheers in each other. This is the shit that Krozen I did before we started podcasting. We shot it, we high-fived, and then we started, you don't do it during the show. Our fans aren't lonely, they have their own friends they can go drinking with.

I shouldn't, I shouldn't speak in general terms like that. I'm sure we have a lot of lonely fans. I'm sure there's a lot of anti-social motherfuckers listening to it. Sorry, boomer guy, I didn't mean to- Alright, I did like that This came out during the podcast the truth always wants to come out crush this focus sucks Yep, yep now that the other ISO that I pulled was also Appropriate I would say I'm retarded in the brain

Yeah, that about does it. And it's weird because I was doing the same thing you did. I went for a nice long walk. I had my ear buds in and I'm listening to this podcast. And it's hard to pay attention to a show that's just rambling and incoherent. So I would zone out for minutes at a time and stare at chipmunks or the fuck I was doing. And then I would hear something like this podcast, I said, oh yeah, all right, good.

Yeah, pull that clip. I'm retarded, yep, okay, good, good. Finally make us some sense around here. Yeah, well, it's hard to care about a show that the host don't even care about. They don't give off flying fuck. Yeah, let's talk about something that's important to everybody and that's Dragon Ball Z.

You know, in that episode of Dragon Ball Z, where three's are like transforms into a final form? What the fuck? Jesus Christ. I can't relate to these people on any fucking level. And I've been told that I yell from time to time, I don't know if you know this about me. I've heard that. Okay. But this is yelling for no fucking reason.

I got that mixed up because Dan Bull did a video afterwards and I watched it. I watched Dan Bull and Dave by the same video. What the big day, Dave, he doesn't know you. I'm dead. Dan Bull. Don't make that sign. No! No!

No! No! Where is he? Where! T- No! No! No! No! Flares hit! Flares! Flares! I want to point out, Croge only has one earbud in, and he had zero in during that clip. I can still hear it.

You knew it was going on there. And I can still hear it, Crystal. They're overmodulating, they're screaming into the microphones. There were a few parts where they, yeah, they would get right up on the mic to do that. Yes. I can't believe you didn't want up on the mic to do that. Yes. I Can't believe you didn't want to watch the YouTube video of us. Yeah, it just messed out. That's me by and And this is another thing. I mean look dude if if if I if I of all people are talking to you about your drinking

We got to I'm also telling you watch the yelling into the fucking microphone dude. That's's me I am saying that to you like that's That should mean something. Yeah, it's not fun. Oh Fuck that entertaining and I want to point out that because it is a YouTube video You might say well It's a video so you guys listen to the audio version easy to make fun of But listen to the kind of segments that they have going on. Where they're opening and reading mail. This is good wall of wax. I think this is probably the reading.

My brain, I'll read this one. I'll read this one. I'll read this one, okay. Did you read the note? There's a note in there for you. Don't read the note. I'll read the note. I'll read the note.

Of course I'll read the note. Ah, of course. It's like a little note. It's like a little of course I'll read the Might be in the pack what the fuck Scott is that the wrong package? Oh That one might be for Jack the guy You're just opening oh, so you're giving away to Jack too. I don't find there is no this for you This feels that I'm personalized like the whiskey I don't you bro I want to point out there was editing done in the show.

There's a point where he has a big Hulk hand with a drink in it. Did you know that? Did you understand they were saying Hulk hand? I, yeah, a bro fished or something. There was a sound effect calling. There was a sound effect, because they were fist popping

and they would put in the sound effect in post. But they left all of that in there. And I just wanna point out that this is a terrible video to watch or podcast to listen to for different reasons. It's the worst video I've ever seen, and the worst podcast I've ever heard. It's like two and one, which is a bullshit term. That's why they invented it too. You can't have two and one.

Let me chat for a joke. I know. Yeah. I know. Well, they also talk about some of their like regular videos, like some of the videos that got them where they are today. Here's my number 24. All right.

Yes, but I was on a filthy front. No, it's in the cake video where we eat his ass hair. It's in cake. Freeze. Now, I don't know about you, but I've never used a sentence. It's in the cake video where we eat his ass hair. It's in cake freeze. That was b- Now I don't know about you, but I've never used a sentence. It's in the cake video where we ate his ass hair. That's just not a sentence that ever passed my lips until tonight.

That's a classic video though. That's a fun one. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you know, it was nominated for that. Amy, we all talk about that. Number 25 was another video they made, I guess? Have you guys ever made up with each other? I'm not doing that now We've done it before we kiss for a donation I think a large donation maybe I'm retarded in the brain. So if you want to hear two

Unemployable fucking morons make out and eat ass hair. Boy do I gotta show for you. You know what's funny is that there's millions of people who want to and voluntarily do listen to this garbage. Yep. Yep. Thankfully they're not Americans. Yeah.

Right. Hopefully. Hopefully. I'm not a clips. Is there anything else you want to play from the show? There's a lot of nonsense. So there's one kind of, and I don't know why this entertains me, but so they start talking about tattoos and they try to get PewDiePie to list all his tattoos. Oh my god, this part was so fucking boring.

People talk about their tattoos as the most boring thing I could possibly think of. Except for this one time. Number 21, the guy talks about the tattoo that he likes So it's upside down, but that's because I wanted to fit my nipple It's a mark of the illadari, which is like my favorite character in World of Warcraft is illidan stormrage Okay, so I got the mark of illadari tattooed on my chest because I've got them on that chest. Oh, I see So that's like my one tattoo that I'm like happy Okay, that's the my one tattoo that I'm like happy

That's the one tattoo unhappy about that's you I have an upside down video game character I'm a nipple and that's the one I'm proud of imagine the ones he doesn't like these people are mentally ill That's not healthy. That's not a healthy thought to have. This is the thing I'm proud of. Oh my god. Yeah. It's... This is gonna go away, right?

Here's whole thing. This whole thing where you're... So these guys got famous because they were good at video games. Yeah. Which I think all three of them, that's how they started their channels. Being good at video games. Yeah. And then people like them playing video games,

and then eventually they decided to start showing their face on the camera, not by then they have a fan base, and they can do no wrong. And this reminds me of we did the H3, I did it with Kaya, and he was trying to interview Bill Burr, and he was terrible at it. It's like a YouTube celebrity now.

It's like, okay, great, everyone knows you. Now be a real broadcaster. Bop, dumb, dumb, I can't do this. This is actually talented celebrity in front of me. And I don't know how to have a conversation with them because I'm a fucking moron. I'm a YouTuber. Yep.

I know I sound like a giant boomer right now, but it's fucked these guys. And that's fine. I mean, dude, sound like someone who's fucking seen this happen over and over and over again. Remember when sound call rappers were gonna take over the fucking world? No. No.

Remember, I'm gonna see you. I don't remember. Remember when my space comedians were gonna fucking take over the world. They probably did. They're fucking my space, new metal bands and all that shit. Like, you know, these, they're huge online movements and the algorithm takes you know takes care of them or whatever to fuck fuck I'm a huge fan of YouTube. Yeah, I watch it a lot, but I don't shit on a YouTube It's not as if you're desperate for good content. Oh, yeah when you're on that site

There's a ton of great content on that site. Yeah, I have to stop while I have stop myself, because there's so much shit I want to watch. And this is what's getting the attention. Well, at least too much attention, I don't know how much, but... Yeah. No, but if that doesn't explain human nature, like you've got the sum total of all of man's information at your fingertips. You could watch a college lecture and actually fucking understand philosophy or nuclear physics if you wanted to but I'd rather watch these fucking idiots drink and talk about eating ass hair and I got a one-up view on that You're not just wasting your time doing that. You're taking money out of your paypal account and donating it to their Patreon

Not only am I riveted by ass hair eating talk, I want to pay for it voluntarily. Is there a bonus episode where they're eating ass hair? I need it. I hope so. I need to get this video. Yeah. 20 bucks a month. It's a steal. Oh, Jesus.

I'm angry. We should open a Patreon, I think, I need to cross. I've get a lot of pressure to do that. I don't know. Do you really want to eat ass hair Carl? I Want to say if people don't eat 20 bucks a month. I Mean you only need a couple of dollars, right? Indeed couple dozen people eat some ass hair

Yeah, I mean it and this is gonna make me sound like a total ass going on But I know surprise but as someone who like develops some skills and got a career together and like lives a good life, to hear this shit is just fucking, it doesn't make any sense to me at all. Yeah, it's hard to wrap your head around. It really is. When I go do something to your life, you know what I mean?

You got a little bit of time. So it's official. I am done with YouTuber podcasts. We're not doing Logan Paul. We're not doing any other fucking bullshit. I do not fucking care. Let's move on. Let's move on to more important, are you ready?

I'm born ready. Are you ready for more important topics? Because I have what's known as. Grinch of the week. Grinch of the week. And this week's Grinch of the week is a doozy. You're gonna recognize this guy and you're gonna notice that he's talking about

W-A-T-P is a stuttering job. But, and podcasts, I don't wanna mention these guys, because there's another one, but don't want to give him any credit because they you know they you know because they get just like this other other idiot they get Like anything you know they crave at any mention of them. So I won't even mention them. I want to I paused it I want to point out he's a hundred percent accurate there Or or as you could say, exactly right. He's a hundred percent. I've totally changed the way I talk. He's a hundred percent accurate right there that we do crave attention. He didn't even mention our name and I have the clip of a board running the fucking plant. All right. Here's the rest of his cabin

about WATV. But they do like they've done a couple where they trash us. But that's because they know that they really don't have a show of their own and they don't have any creativity. So they got to trash us because they, you know, because there are a bunch of losers and they don't even post their names. It's just like a title of the show and they don't post their names.

I wish they would so I could send them a lenders after them. All right, so John, you've just brought up the exact reason why we don't post our names. I had thousands of people try to get me fired from my job because they were buttered. You are just as buttered as these people. These fucking guys, I want to go after them in real life. Right, that's the problem. We're just doing a show and pointing out the fact that you suck at podcasting and you want to go after us.

That's why we don't use our real names. There's people telling truth on the internet. Quick, hurt there. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So the other thing that I want to point out here is this happened at the one hour, 36 minute and 30 second mark of this show, the Suthering John put out good Lord and thank God our buddy Jority Somehow heard this and pointed it out and sent this in with the time stamp with the time stamp. Oh, because I know

I don't listen to two hours of Suthering Johnny. Yeah, I'm kidding me. Holy Christ. You fucking kidding me? I'm listening to Poodie Pie. Talk about eating asshole. A lot of time for stuttering John. So thankfully this guy set this over to us and I want to point this out and this is true, Crosier. The fact that we just played it on our show means more people heard him say that from our show. Yeah, they've heard him say that on his show that have ever heard anything.

That is a hundred percent accurate. Yeah, without a doubt. John Melendez, trying to get the Melendez after us. Oh, watch out. You're gonna call the Melendez. They probably own flip phones. I don't know what they're gonna do to me. Throw their fucking Nokia here.

Yeah, I'm gonna create a Twitter account and then you'll see. It's fucking idiots. All right, last week, no, two weeks ago, we had crippled Jesus on the show. Crippled Jesus. Crippled Jesus is the host of crippled cast. And he was great, great, such a humor,

love talking to crippled Jesus. In his recent episode called The Short Bus Chronicles, which is crippled cast number 10, he had a different audio engineer. It wasn't had, had took a beating from us. So we had this guy, um, Gabriel Ham sandwich. And I got gotta say, the show sounded 10 times better. It was actually compressed. It sounded good. I know. Gabriel Ham Sandwich's reputation precedes him.

Correct. As an engineer. So this is a clip of Gabriel Ham listen to my show and had some critiques for me. Uh-oh. Now, yes. There's no excuse for had having these giant pauses in the middle of things, not because like you guys weren't interesting enough. I pause

all the time on my show, but if it's a little bit too long and it sounds boring, I clip it out. However, one thing that Carl doesn't clip out is his heavy breathing. The mother fucker is hyperventilating into the microphone. I can hear all of it. I don't know like maybe my headphones are super good or something, but I can see on the wavelengths. I can see right on the wavelengths on audacity where all the breathing is happening? And I mean, can anyone take that from more than like 10 or 15 minutes without going insane? Just constant, constant breathing into the mic? Dude, do you think the sound is bad? You should check out the smell. Go be rid of the horses mouth.

I gave her a hand, San, which I work on that. We'll work on getting in the ways gate and whatnot. So what we've done here yet again, Crosier, is we've made a podcast that sucks slightly better. Still terrible. But I want to play crippled Jesus talking about what he learned from his experience, talking to myself and Dick Masterson. I should, um, I should let you know, I did take away some lessons from your roasting buddy. And I am actually now listening to these things with what I put them out. Today is Tuesday, we're recording this.

And yesterday the show dropped, episode nine, and I did actually listen to that one. So Carl, buddy, I look up to you, and I love the show. I've been a fan for a while, and it was an honor to come on, and buddy, and to have you and Dick Masterson shit all over my show, and the span of 30 minutes. It was a real good time, buddy, and I appreciate it Also, I don't know if you're using audacity, but if you are get the noise gate plug in and use it because I don't want to hear your breath

Shots fired. Yeah, shots fired, gave her him. Wow. So, crippled Jesus is now listening to his show before he puts it out. Yeah. Novel concept. And what's this guy got against breathing? I don't know. I mean, something weird is going on here.

That guy's going to die of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Mark my words. It's possible. He hates oxygen this guy. I will tell you that I have listened back to my show sometimes and I hear myself sucking in a lot of air. That's not something I enjoy either so I'm working on it. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Croge. Well, I mean we're good, right? There's probably nothing else to do. Did you listen to any other podcast or anything to prepare for this show? Oh, you know.

Maybe. Anything to prepare for this show? Oh, you know, maybe. Put the man, put the man. Put the man, put the man. Put the man, put the man, put the man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. We have an OP in a couple weeks. People are not happy. Yeah, seriously. We gotta get caught up on what's going on with the opster.

Now what OP is been doing is putting out some content, also putting out some reruns and things. I mean, he's enjoying his summer. He likes fishing and chilling with homeless people. So we listened to an episode, episode 126. This is OP at La Cubana with of course, Carl Ruiz. Yeah. But also, Vic Hadley and what happened in this episode

is OP grabs these guys and says, let's meet at La Cubana before you open and let's do a podcast. And you know how I know that? Because this happened. What's wrong with me is I'm in New York City in the summer and I don't like it at all. It's very muggy out there.

Do you feel like when you're walking around New York City, fist fights could just break out at any moment at this point? Because it's so hot. What I don't understand is I don't understand how you want me and Victor react to you bring us here and then you complain that you're in this city. I'm complaining less than a mohito boy. I'm here an hour earlier than I should be.

To do a little podcast. I like that Carl's not putting up with this shit anymore. Yeah, he's not having. Guys, isn't this sucked through the scene? It's like I wouldn't even be here right now. You texted me and asked me to do a podcast with you. I'm not getting paid for it. No one's ever listening to it except for Carl

and Kroes or W-E-T-P. Why are we doing this? You could tell there's a lot of frustration. Yeah. Coming from Carl Reweez. Did you listen to this episode of Crush? I got halfway through it, man. And like like I want to say I ran out of time But I kind of ran out of the will to live. Yep. It'll happen. Won't be just saps the fucking soul out of me man

Um, I do I got I grabbed a couple clips this one now with this is gonna sound like a repeat from the last 10 Opie clips I played but it's a brand new one. Here's number one Okay, I just I have this clip too. I want to set it out. Yeah, please go ahead They're in Karl Ruiz's restaurant before they open so employees are showing up there So you're they're gonna hear people talking off Mike at the beginning of this. Yeah, I left the open space I did the same thing. So you get a sense of what's going on here. Now, keep in mind that OP is addressing one of the people who works for Carl Ruiz at his restaurant.

He said you're a lot of Carl. Who did? This guy right here, he says he works here, and that's not how to get into the car. Oh, la. Don't stop messing with stuff. I'm just saying, oh, la, la. Hey, Trump.

Oh, shit.! Oh shit. Sorry. I got Lasik 15 years ago and I might need a touch-up. I'll give you a fucking touch-up. I thought she was an Ola. What's wrong with you, Opie? I really thought she was an Ola. What's-

Now, the- Carl saying what the fuck is wrong with you, Opie? I mean, that- that happens over, over, over again. Yep. But, I thought she was an Ola. Right. And he says it multiple times.

Grozier, I'm about to blow your mind because you didn't listen to the whole show. I did not. Guess what? It comes back around again. Fuck. Yep. So, Opie thinks he's so funny by calling a Spanic woman an ola that she comes

back around and he starts going off. Sorry about the ola. That was the ola right? Just let it come. Just let it come. You can't do it. You can't. Why man? I was trying to say sorry. So you heard Carl and he's trying to have fun with it. He's got a good sense of humor. Yeah, but this is his livelihood. These are people who are employed by him and Opia's being racist towards them. Yeah, so Carl, are we just saying hey dude relax? Like please don't do that. They're saying a collar. It's like it's an employee. Yeah We're doing a show and that's all fun and games, but I'm trying to run a multi-million dollar restaurant in Manhattan and I really don't need you fucking it up. Even at any degree, I don't need you fucking it up. So then OBS

to come back to it again because he thinks he's so funny and this is great. Carl goes off on him after this time around. You don't apologize when you have someone by keep repeating the offense. hey, I'm trying to call you speaker right? I'm thinking Caprente Amigo. Sorry about I called you a speaker. You hear that as I see Vamanos, okay, no bueno no bueno. Gracias, but I'm sure she's a no way those trace Don't just albanyo, okay She's annoyed me for many things

Don't disturb Banyo. Okay. I'm sure she's annoyed at me for many things. I was los models, okay? I'm sure she's annoyed at me for many things. I was pointing out the one I was getting that politics for. Hey, Rick or Ricardo, hey, sorry about that, okay? Maracas, cha cha cha, cha cha cha. Boy, I'm honest.

Boy, I'm sorry. So they have fun with it? Yeah. But Carl is pissed off at OP. He's being an asshole to people that Carl employs and In this day and age. I'm just gonna throw it out there. Yeah being an employer is scary shit Oh, yeah, yeah people will sue the fuck out of you for very little It doesn't take much for an infraction to happen

Could you imagine going to the labor board and saying well he brought this brought this guy with a microphone and said, I thought she was an oh And I was I want to be at that procedure and I was very offended. I want to be at that hearing when that happens Okay, all right. Here's a clip that I want to play and This is fascinating. Opie is talking about he went well watching And we've talked about this on the on the podcast many times that opus on a real person And Opie is talking about he went well watching. And we've talked about this on the podcast many times that Opie is not a real person. Yeah, that's for sure.

He doesn't do things like a normal person would. Everything he does has to be a show. It's the only way he goes out and mingles with people or does anything. See, he's got a Zoom recorder with him and he's recording a podcast. And listen to, this is a genuine reaction from Vick who figured, oh, he's got a Zoom recorder with him and he's recording a podcast and Listen to this is a genuine reaction from Vick who figured oh, he must have gone well watching with his family I thought the well-watching was fun. I love it. Yeah, good see Carl thought it was stupid No, it's not and I went

God see man, did you take the family? I bet they loved it? No, I was podcasting. No! No! No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, That's very funny here, is that the episode before this episode is called Darshi Blows, it's all about his well-watching, this proves that even his co-hosts don't listen to or even pay attention to OP radio podcasts. They weren't even bothering to look at what episode he's putting out or they would have fucking known this. They've never even seen the feed.

They don't give a fuck about Opie's podcast. And Opie, while he's doing this, I feel so bad for crippled Jesus because he listened to this episode. I have not, but he goes on this boat and he goes well watching. And of course, Opie's on a boat with a guy. So he's gotta tell his famous fish joke.

You know his great fish joke that he has, grudge? I know. Oh, you'll remember it when you hear it. Not only did he obviously tell that joke on that show, he has to repeat that he told that joke on this show. But I was doing my impression of the bunker. Because everything eats the bunker in the ocean. So, you know, I was going with our bit

about everything and everything in the ocean. So the impression of the bunker is, ah! Ah! Ah! You got a kick out of that that joke you know why they don't have eyebrows he's still doing that fucking joke I had that clip listed as rip ears oh okay so you know about that one years. Oh, okay, so you know about that one. All right. Again, overmodulating a screaming right into the microphone. Something that I would never do. Of course not. It could never be guilty. Such a thing. Do you have any cleft you want to play

from this open? Yeah, so this is this is what counts as first of all a great joke from Vick Watts's Nots and then a great story. Here's number three. You're a true a true romantic by the way. Hot dogs at 730 in number three. You're a true romantic, by the way. You know, hot dogs at 730 in the morning. You're not hard, it was raining, it was pissing, flooding down, caulking on a flat rock hard raining. And I heard the door opening close, I'm like.

I mean, since we had sex, he's like, oh, Noah's taking out the animals to the ark. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then followed by I'll take an onion mustard. So it was raining hard and we got a fire Noah joke in there. That's always good. And then we ate hot dogs at seven in the morning and that's a story for some reason. For a reason I don't understand a comprehend. These guys have a lot of stories, and they're talking about Vic was out with Carl Ruiz,

and Carl Ruiz starts making out with this chick. Yeah. And he's looking up with this chick, and apparently Carl stays with Vic in Manhattan, because he doesn't have his own place there. My number two is a really, really creepy piece of the intro to that story. Okay. So I walked in and she's like, are you singing tonight?

And I was like, no, no, no, no, I just mauled her baritone. Just like that. Just like that. Wow. Yeah, totally. I'm sitting there and get her room kind of thing. Yeah, but you know, eight minutes in. I need a shower after hearing that.

I mean, do you know what color a reason looks like? I don't. He's making out like that. I love that. I mean, do you know what color he looks like? I don't. He's making out like, I love that. I don't. I don't. Uh, he's, uh, I, Pitcher and him making out with some chicken of random bar sounds atrocious to me.

It's, it's terrifying. And he got, he was like, and then I walked in and I grabbed that bitch and I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in and I grabbed that bitch and I was like, yeah, that's it. I'm done here, sorry. All right. So after that, Vic makes a joke that's not funny, but people laugh.

So it forces Vic to laugh. You know, Vic has that distinct laugh that really annoys the fuck out of me. I'm just sitting there and get a room kind of thing. You know, eight minutes in. Eight minutes in. I'm like, I'll go home and inflate the bed. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha an OP show where I want to make fun of OP and Vixen. I actually want to make fun of Vickmore. Yeah, he's awful. He is awful.

He's been a standup comedian for decades. If you try to find his standup on YouTube, it's all from the 80s. No shit. There isn't a single clip of Vickhandly doing standup because no one's seen him. Nobody's there. Everyone has a camera in their pocket.

There isn't a single video of this guy on YouTube. I can't find it. I would love to dissect this guy's stand up. It doesn't exist. He's a stand up comedian that doesn't have any stand up. Wow, yeah. So, and he is stunted in his career. I mean, this guy is still just the middle act.

Anyway, Vic is the world's worst storyteller. Yeah, that's for sure. The worst storyteller of all time. This is a little bit of a longer clip, but listen to him The punchline of this is atrocious in the way he builds to it. You think it's got to be good Bingo Zara the old character actor who if you google and see his face you will completely go Oh this guy he was around for 50 years, you know and He had the greatest story when they were making the movie that

they're having dinner and all they wanted to do was get Bingo's order to go to dinner because he's a psycho and he's just old and crazy and you don't know what he's going to say and it was everybody's like, if he has to, you've got to go, just don't turn him down, you know. So John Henson or all of her are, he's holding cord, he's in a round booth, he's sitting there, you know, there, he's drinking wine, carrying on. Here comes some lady of a well dressed about his age, well to do, his age hot lady of 70 something, right?

Walks up to, excuse me, Mr. Exxor, I was just wanted to say, he goes, you're dead inside! What the, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You feel nothing. You've been beaten. I can tell. He screams. You're dead inside. You feel nothing. You've been beaten. I can tell. And the lady just drops her head and turns around and walks away. He's like, what a story, Mark. The force laughter on that. And Vic is a terrible story, tell me. Because he gets to the punchline and then immediately has to repeat it.

Did you hear what I said? He said, yeah, here. I'll tell you again. I'll tell you again. He says this and then he said that. And Opie's repeating it all the way there. He said, that's how you know it's not a funny story. It's not a genuine laugh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah it's not a funny story. It's not a genuine laugh.

They're, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a great fucking 18 minute buildup for a guy calling some old woman out at a restaurant. That wouldn't even be funny if you were there. Yeah. I feel like that wouldn't be a funny thing. And it's the thing I heard that my friend heard that my other friend said that his friend said. So then he's talking 27 minutes later. He brings this up again because he's texting this John Henson character who was on talk

soup at one point. Yeah, 20 years ago. So he's texting with the sky while they're doing the podcast and he goes, oh, wait a second. That anecdote I told you that bombed, there's more to it than that. We left out in the sequence of your dead inside. Yeah. Oh, that's it. I got the hovers right. It was your dead inside. Right.

You feel nothing. Right. You've been beaten I can tell. Yeah. But I left out after. So you texted John Henson, former host of TalkSoup. Sure. He was wipe out.

He's all over your TV. He's a great comment. Is he the one with the patch? Yeah, yeah, the little patch of a great... Ray Harry, yeah, it's a punk boy, yeah, John Henson. He dropped! That's some name drop, John Henson. I had a Google this guy, but I think I've seen him,

I don't know. What's fascinating is that, Crozier, he goes back to the story that he should have been embarrassed to tell the first time and says Well, I got the punchline a little bit off. There were five things he repeats the four things again Oldbie goes, wait, who are you? Taxi went chat hasn't they never come back to it. We never find out what the fifth thing was and nobody cares No, this podcast is a Tarocious on, they're talking about taking home act class

when they were in high school or middle school, junior high, who could possibly know where fucking care. And Vic Henley cannot stop himself from telling boring fucking anecdotes. And I'm not good, I can barely hear him or a nail. So my mom still has a part of the home-ek with ceramics. And she still has an asterisk.

Oh, yeah. From when she smoked. She still has the asterisk. Terry made it like the ninth grade. Mike made a picture that she still busts out once a year, that she puts flowers in and uses. Beautiful. Mike Henley made it like, you know, 1975 or something.

You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. Wow. Good-eatly is the worst podcast personality in the history of podcasting,

plus radio, plus whatever there was before that, stories are on the campfire, whatever there was. You say that Carl, but back in the 40s, Milton Burrell used to knock him dead with when I was a kid, my brother made my mom an ass straight bit. That was a, that dude that brought down the house. Maybe he's just not telling it as well. Yeah. This is kind of funny. I fucking hate Vic Hadley, man. This guy sucks. Yeah, he's, yeah, yeah. At one point. So they have a friend named Sherrod Small, who's a comedian, who's been on the show many times. Yeah. Back when

OP was on serious, they moved him the afternoon. Shrod was on all the time. He is good friends with OP and Vic Henley. A black man walks into the restaurant and they think it's Shrod's fault. Fuck. I can't make this up. Let's finish up with this. So last night restaurants packed right That's a sure that's Brian

Right That's my bartender he said it guys a cool He's like a sure I'd here It looks like sure I'm here It looks like sure I Thank you, Vic mean picker on a team on this one That's fucking embarrassing. This is your friend sure I'd small the bartender walks in who works for car always sure Hey, what's up? Oh, you're not oh, okay Even my OP standards that surprise a right yeah Oh, even my OP standards that's surprising, right? Yeah

It's fucking cringe-tastic. Well, at least he didn't go with whatever the equivalent of you know I thought he was an ol' awha to ban I ever get American that would have been bad. I don't even want to guess it what that would be We've already heard him spell the n word a few times All right, last thing I want to play is Wow, okay, this is going back to Vic again. They're telling a story and Vic has to just start singing. You know your friend who just starts singing songs as you're having a conversation. He's not your friend anymore. You don't hang out with him. You the Virginia Rye. Vic is that guy. And I love that OP's telling his story,

Vic's being embarrassing, and Carl just walks away. Oh, we were doing a little Motown there, Vic. On the beach, a little Motown. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're another Motown, yes please. I'm drinking some milk. Everything is all right. Uptight. What a name, boo. Where you going? Yes, please I'm drinking so much Everything is all right up tight

Where you going I'm in the middle of the best part of the story I have a feeling that olby says that a lot yeah this specifically right here where you going I'm in the middle of the best part of the story. Yeah, I'm so out of my foreign whoa I bet he says that to family I bet he says that too. Family. I bet he says that to his wife's friends. You are, it's sufferable. I bet he says that to people who drop Amazon packages

on his front. Or, yeah, I bet he says that a lot. I hope the curl was walking away and heading towards WATP. Because, curl, we would love to have you as a co-host Step into the like home Please, come on the show, we have much- We have much to discuss Yeah, we need you buddy

Just like the conversation that we had with Brandon Who knew Shamus McKillian Holy shit, Shamus is new podcast I was listening to it before he came over Yeah The new 9-minute podcast Really? It's un-fucking believable.

I believe that. No, it's unbelievable. Let me see if I can find it real quickly. You should just listen to it. Because all I've been in is who's got that good of time. Because of Kroch. No, it's longer than Nine Man's and he explains why. Of course it is.

This, let's see if he's got, oh, player FM. This is good. This is looking promising. I started listening to this. He doesn't care about people's reviews, but it's all we can talk about. He doesn't care. Are you not the character you don't like a show either?

It's not for you, I don't care if you don't like my show. Why did you put a bad review on my show? I don't care. Why'd you do that? This is amazing. Let's see if this comes through. Doing a little impromptu. We'll take this out in post. Get it? Welcome again to the Nine Minute Podcast. As always, I am your host, Patrick Michael.

And today we have a special episode. Both this one is going to be audio as well as video. And you can find it on YouTube. It's easy find, just simply type in, nine minute podcasts. I think we're the only one. But today's episode is gonna be pretty interesting because of course guys, we got some reviews. I got a review recently on this podcast, which is an audio form, somebody reviewed, the audio portion as you figure. It was on July 28th, as well as August 1st.

Two different reviews, and we're going to be talking about all of that. Doesn't this sound like he was saying that someone gave him an audio review? It's not. Someone put a review about his audio version of his podcast, which is the definition of a podcast. I swear to God, he just said it's an audio podcast. So many reviews, the audio. Yes.

Okay. Okay. Specifically because not only did that happen, but somebody also retweeted one of the videos that I had done for the show. Someone retweeted me? Yeah. Yeah. That's where we're going.

Someone just retweeted me. This is what's excitement in his life. He got a retweet. But listen to the comment that came along with this retweet, Chris. On Twitter, of course and Said something about My video being the hell on earth

That is when people tell other people that they should be creative and to actually go out and do it I have a lot to say about it. You know, we can throw it out. But I got some pretty interesting things to say. Oh, you just threatened to fight against him. We go back. You know, we can throw it out. But I got some pretty interesting things to say about it. For instance, the one guy, I can't, you know, Soko, I don't know, he's got a stupid name.

And his name kind of annoys me more. Hold on, hold on, hold on hold on hold on hold on The guy who called himself curvy rose about says that you have a stupid name AKA the longest short event aka the longest short event curvy rose about says step up your name game punk Come on Todd you can do better than that. With this guy, in particular, he went out and wrote a novel and said that my show was a snooze fest and that's fine, but you're listening to the audio form. And as I've told everybody who listens to the audio form, which included that guy, go

watch the YouTube video and tell you that. Why would why? I want it I'm the guy that everyone interrupts in a conversation. I'd like to see you interrupt me in a conversation Mr. UK I would like to see you interrupt me in a conversation This is the guy that I would interrupt in a conversation Which it's a very accurate portrayal That's the person. Yeah, that cuts deep. This part's great if I remember right.

I was just gonna say to this a second ago, so I could be wrong. This is, this is great. I fuck that guy. 100%. I don't care, dude. But it's so funny because I only check the reviews just to see if there's, you know, who I'm reaching, who is the show reaching, is anybody listening to the show and who might be. Sure enough, it's always the people that leave reviews that I don't want the show to reach it makes me

wonder how are you finding my show I thought he was gonna get to the part where he talks about how he's mad at you I want to go for an hour and call it a nine minute nine minutes to actually an hour because I lied I don't have any repercussions like what am I supposed to say to these people how do I say anything to them it's all you're doing. I can do it. That's all you do you unfuckin loser. Look at this. These people hate me and they had to tell me. Someone said something mean on the internet.

How come everyone's so quick to tell you the bad that they feel about you, but they don't tell you the good. There is no good. What could I possibly say to Kaplan about to compliment the show just listen to what we've heard so far yeah Yeah, who is this in who would listen to this who's looking for this type of content But yeah, I wish I could hear a fucking no-talent loser Wide about people saying who mean things on the internet Hold on I gotta get to the part there was some of the crappy you I'm sorry let me just keep playing that. If you guys already know I have several podcasts so if a guy leaves a review on this one that shitty you know I have 35 other ones on another podcast it's great. Yeah right. The whole from him is I even had

some reviews on another podcast where three different people said that they liked my voice and And one of the people that said this gave me a one star. And it's like how can you, how can you, you know, review a podcast that is predominantly a voice and give me a one star? Because what you're saying sucks. Well, I mean, and I'm sure they were goofy guys. They were saying they made your voice. Yeah. Well, we get those, we get those reviews at'm sure they were goofy guys. You're saying they might be your fucking- Yeah, well, we get those- That's it all. We get those reviews at WATP all the time about how I have a really enormous penis.

And I mean, I know what you're saying, and they're only like two star reviews, and I'm like, But what the fuck? Well, I'm telling you guys, on YouTube, 9 Minute Podcast, and you're gonna laugh more than you do ever at this show. Because listening to the audio form is no comparison to the video form. Then why are you putting it out? Why not leave a rude comment on my YouTube video instead? Why not make a decent fucking show?

I don't care guys, I really don't. This is just fun for me and I have a blast doing it. No, you're not having fun. I really do. There's a whole thing, even the editing and all the hard work that goes into making the show, I enjoy it Even if somebody hates it. I, everyone, so everyone hates it.

Everyone hates it. Everyone hates it. All the time. But let's do this, man. We're going to get this started and talk the real talk today. Five minutes into the nine minute show you're going to get started. Things as well as just be our random selves. The fuck?

We're six minutes into the nine minute show. He's like, let's get started. So you would think that he would now pivot and stop talking about reviews. Wait until he comes back to the music break. That's great. Now we're gonna get to the meat. Oh, that'd be too serious. Oh, double music break. What's going on guys welcome Res of a test Where apparently I'm not giving you guys the proper entertainment that you Since July 28th like I said at the beginning since July 28th people have not you know somebody left a review Not being happy with the fact that some of the episodes are longer than nine minutes

They're fucking with you. James. They don't care. It's nine minutes or not and it's not yeah But if they went back in time, I listen to my show when it was a neutral music And almost every single episode on YouTube is longer than nine minutes. So what that's the baseline Okay, I shoot for nine minutes. As I mentioned in the first episode, I've been inspired by the 10 minute podcast. Why is the mic up here? Actually go look at their catalog of episodes.

Many of those episodes are 11 minutes. Can you believe he's still talking about this? Some guy goes, hey, your 9 minute podcast is lying that I miss, sometimes that fucking threw him like that ruin is weak. See, do you guys that get what's going on here doesn't have to mean I miss I make the fucking rules around you But basically what's happening is people are listening to the audio form only Again, then why are you putting out the audio form if you don't want people listening to the audio Don't put out the audio what the fuck? Yeah, I mean it makes sense when you say it, but how is he supposed to figure that out on his own? So it's just him by himself, Grouch. Maybe

you think you're still smarter. Oh fuck. Oh my god. When Pink Floyd puts out an album I'm like, why are people listening to this album, we released? They should come to the concert. That's where the music happens. Why is it at home with this record that you bought that we made and packaged and sold to you? I think fish is literally sent that before. Oh yeah. Joe is. Not only do I talk about random topics and you know how I do have a format for sure, but I also go a little crazy at the beginning of every episode and I just write a bunch of random lines.

One, you know, one. Two liners. Let's hear one. Okay, so this is what I wanted to get to. Yes. I'm sorry to take it so long So he says because you got to watch the video version of this I write a bunch of one liners and it's all this thing So this is the video version of that same episode Okay, so there's dancing going on the screen right now I

am not ashamed Golf is not a real sport guys okay. Quit it. I love that documentary about those kids at that wizard school. Awesome. I wish Liam Neeson was my dad. Yes. Yes. Bery. I get scared if you turn all the lights off. More dancing. Yeah. No.

Where I'm from, people kept frogs as pets. You've ever seen a frog on a leash? I don't want to pull back to curtain too much. But underneath the title of the video, it it says and I'm not making this up. No views. You are the first person to ever lay eyes on this video. hashtag jokes, hashtag comedy. Did you hear him? He's like, I got one-liners. And his one-liner was, you ever see a frog that's a pet?

It's got a leash on it. Woo-hoo! I wish Liam Neeson was my dad. He did say, well, laugh a lot harder at this video than he's right about that. Yeah. It's a lot of quick cuts. It's a lot of him screaming and and making funny faces. Yeah, his studio is amazing

You know he lives in a trailer park and he's unemployed. Oh, yeah, he has sheets. Well It's in black and white and he has sheets on either side of him hanging down. Yeah to cover up probably the disgusting miniature living room and he actually lives there. He has thick glasses on and a haircut that's actually called the Unemployable. Yeah. My daddy is stronger than yours. Terrific. Heeeeeee. So this is him putting work into it.

And he's yelling at everyone, and so he just thought, it's like, why aren't you watching my video? My video is amazing All right, I can't get enough of this fucking guy and I'm boring this shit out of everyone. I'm sure of it Yeah, he's just fascinating to me. Wow I loved that he was like they wrote in and said that I was an entertaining on this podcast Yeah, so I'm gonna wind about how not entertaining this review was,

and that'll be entertaining, because that's all it fucked apart. I've listened almost the entire thing. It's only about how he's butthurt that someone gave him a bad review. What a fucking loser. And I wanna play, we're not gonna play voicemails before the show is over. But I do wanna play this one,

because it's about Shamus. What if your fans went to, I don't know, one of shamus's mindcats and they have the same business they do with you, five stars with a shitting review? I bet that would break shamus's mind. He wouldn't understand the joke and he was just thinking he's getting a lot of five stars from people that are also a billion. I bet he'd have a I bet he'd have a fun reaction to that. So I've always said don't go and review these shows This is just for us to enjoy

But that's a fucking great idea because he's begging for five star reviews. So let's pick chewed gum Everybody go to chewed gum give it a five star review. It's's pick Tude Gum. Everybody go to Tude Gum, give it a five star review. It's what he wants. And then let him know how you really feel about his show. It really is gonna break him. He's not gonna know how to read. You can be five stars. And then you tell me I fucking suck. Like what's your problem, man? You don't know what five stars means. He's not gonna know how to deal with it. Yeah, that's... Are you on board with this, Gros? I feel like you're not on board with us. I, uh...

I don't... This is one of those things I feel like... It's the... We'll see a certain e-principle, like if you view it, you'll fuck with it, you know what I mean? Yes, you're right. Like, this is where you gotta sit back behind the glass and just absorb it.

Oh, I see what you're saying. And just let it... Let him... Let, let, shame us be shameless. You know what I mean? And that's... I can't do it. We gotta go out and give it five star reviews.

And then shit all over this guy in the comment section. I can't wait to hear how we reacts to this. It's gonna be a chewed gum. I'm not gonna go around, listen, I'll fucking 30 podcasts. Pick chewed gum, shit all over him. In the comment section, but give it a five star review.

Let's see what happens with that. Cruiser, we've done it all. Have we ever? Have we ever? That means it's time for what's favorite part of the show. Oh, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. As I have mentioned already, I will not be doing the show next week. I'm taking the weekend off. Woohoo!

Hey, that's not cool, man. Oh, it's right. I'm a human playing with emotion. Didn't realize we're here. So we're gonna have Kaya and Doug from Who's Right? Kaya from the official podcast, Doug from Who's Right. They're gonna be doing the show without me. And Kaya just sent me over a teaser.

Uh-oh. I haven't even listened to this yet. This is the first time playing a teaser that I have not heard. Let's check this out. And I think I should also point out too that I am a disabled person and I deal with ableism and internalized ableism. Mm-hmm. All the time, so it's not just because I'm disabled and I'm talking about it and I'm trying to combat it. It doesn't mean that I also don't-

Are you fucking kidding me? Dog is doing a show with a fucking autistic fucking a I'm gonna lose my job All right, hold on. I'll keep playing it Deal with it. So it's everywhere and it doesn't all it also doesn't mean that it's a bad thing I think we're all ableist just like we're all racist and we're all So all of us yeah, yeah, I'm dirtilized

Absolutely the product of our society and you can be aware of it, and you can work to improve it. At some level, it's inherent in all of us. Yeah. It's like skincare. You got to regularly exfoliate. Okay, so I was told this was a show called Wine and Crime. I can't wait to hear that.

Which is another, as far as I know, I've been, this has been suggested before, Wine and Crime is a show where they drink and tell true crime stories. Oh, novel. Yeah. Who thought that? No, no idea.

I don't think this is Wine and Crime though. I think that they're fucking bamboozling me here, Crouch. Yeah. I think they're listening to retarded people to set up dog for fucking 84 minutes of autism jokes. All right, this is, I'm listening to retarded people to send a dog for fucking 84 minutes of autism jokes. Alright, this is a... I'm afraid those boys are gonna soil the good name of WHOV. Oh, we shit, we got this guy spurgging out.

Oh, this is not gonna be good. Oh boy. I'm actually nervous about this. I want to have final say on the edit. You know, you just hear it's like, hey, it's Doug and Coyote! And thanks so much for coming over there! Or it could go the other way. These guys could hear this show and then turn into

warriors fighting against the patriarchy. You never know. Holy shit. Coyote, I don't know if you want to hop on right now. Explain yourself, you're so... You would dog it go hoots, what's going on? Well, you're welcome to hop on if you want to. All right, Kroosh.

Yeah. I want to invite everybody to, I'm frazzled right now. I don't even know how to add the show right now. How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How to add the show right now? Finally. Finally, shit. Somebody got undercarved.

Please tune in again next week. It might be the answer we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called Right Now. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job everyone.

That's why today will not be a great show. Fuck you! Bullshit! Well, that's retarded. Yeah, tired. Get. Dang. Oh, great part of lurch. Great part of lurch, last. Ray Part Alert, why not? Boring as you need! I-

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Okay, we back life are you recording we are yeah We're back everybody nothing with it All right,, Kroge. No, we picked that we've been brainstorming about a lot of ideas. So I'm excited to give pull back the curtain a little bit. Carl, initially, we toured with the idea, Hey, what if Doug and I re-reviewed the vanished part? You weren't very hot. You weren't very hot on that idea because I Suggested that since they have a tip hotline where you can call in and leave tips about missing kids and autistic people You could I could have the official fans call in and leave fake tips. Yeah, you've kidnapped half the autistic people This was Kai is idea that he sat me

This is this is why I'm saying Kai is trying to fuck with my life. He's trying to ruin. I mean, I think we're friends, but I'm not sure. I'm gonna start a page right now. I'm gonna make this happen. It would be fucking funny if the FBI came knocking at your door asking if you really have some 200 pound autistic girl hidden in your bunker in the backyard. I'd laugh. Yeah, I do. You think it's a real funny jove you listen to your podcast. We know how you feel about these missing artist tickets. You think it's all funny games?

Got all the evidence we need. So need us to say, Kroge, one percentage with that idea. You have some reservations on this? Hey, someone, the fuck are you thinking? No! Of course you shouldn't do that. Ha ha ha ha ha. I shouldn't have even asked you.

No, you should have just done it. You should have always asked for forgiveness, not for permission. Yeah, there you go. That's the way I live my life. You fucked up on that one. Yeah. All right.

And we can still do it. No, you guys are doing whining crime with someone who's handicapped, worse than crippled Jesus. So that would be fun. Can't wait to hear all that turns out. Yeah. The very gay list.

So from what I understand from the pitch in your subreddit is that this was where this is a show that is very politically correct, has a guy who has that typical stereotypical gay list. They drink, which is always fun, you know, when you're self-imused, but insufferable to listen to to anybody else and a true crime podcast. Oh, yeah, that checks all the boxes. Yeah. Perfect. All right. right well I'm looking forward to it that'll be fun okay while I have you out here there's an official podcast fan who came to a

realization on our voicemail I'll include Keefer Sutherland as you know his character from 24 and have him constantly checking his watch. I'm not funny. I am not funny. I am just dreadful. I'm just a dreadful, dreadful thing. So this is a fan of the video pocket. I chop that voice back up a bit because there was minutes and minutes of rambling on. But thankfully halfway through the third call, he realized that he's not funny. That was a real come to Jesus moment. It really was. The clouds farted, the sun broke through,

he's like, wow, I'm a fucking idiot. This whole time, no wonder everyone in my life leaves me. No shit. Kay, we got, we got like, I don't know, four dozen voicemails from people who want to animate hot turbo You did that yeah, yeah, we did that was a lot of fun a lot of fun to go through all those Holy shit. I mean we just pitched the two Netflix. Yeah, you could get a dedication in the credits. If it was kind of funny how some of your fans thought it was legit and called and said,

Hey, you better put fucking hard turbo on Netflix and you have a lot of autists in your audits. Yeah. And we don't rape them like you. I mean, it's not necessarily a joke. Yeah. Right. Netflix reps.

Care about the sort of shit. Yeah, you know, if you have some sort of a hashtag going on Twitter, they care about if there's any demand for this crap. So. Well, yeah, and all these voicemails that I quickly deleted will go a long way. To be making sure that that happens. All right. Hey, if it was up to me, I'd burn them on a CD and played

for them during the presentation. All right. Well, I'll send them your way that, buddy. You could go through all that shit. Here is another voice about the Cayman. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to suggest that you would don't follow through a bad episode where you have your guests host sit

and you are nowhere to be found because I remember the last time you experimented and it was um fucking terrible. Hey what are you trying to say? I'm pretty sure it's going to be the same. So uh yeah I would suggest against experimentation. You know how it's turned never experimented and look where he is. He's number one although I can't listen to him anymore because of you. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah Don't know what he mean. No don't don't experiment. What listen to this fucking guy the Mike Love of podcast listeners Don't fuck with the formula Brian just write the hits don't experiment Nobody wants to hear goats going off in a

fucking pops on sorry what I'm a little confused when he says how stern is number one isn't that the guy who made that one hour presentation about how they could possibly scrape some new viewers yes fake Twitter accounts he was he was number one 25 years ago when he experimented all the fucking Kai. Well, I think this guy might have been being a little facetious, but I did like the fact that he said, do not let Kai and Doug host the show.

Because I'm having second thoughts as well. I think the guy's making a lot of good points there. I feel like Louis Shaco about to do it. So making a lot of good points. Alright, so since that was about Kai, I got one for you, Crush. Oh boy, you're going to like this. Hello, Carl. This is former president, Barack Obama. I heard the show last week and heard a couple former presidents call in to leave your voice now. Also wanted to chime in that I'm a fan of a growth and the other guy, not so much

kick masters, not a fan. He's a corn ball and puts on a fake radio voice that I personally can't stand. But other than that, you have a great show which you are continuing to suggest and please keep banging them out because I listen every week So he was listening every week actually Richard Nixon who's dead But I talked to him on a Ouija board and accidentally called me a Nick That's the only part of this I believe I'll have you know I'm here. I listen to the show every week Also, what big plan of crores like the Obama said I That's the only part of this I believe. I hate them as much as I hate that Jew Kissinger. By the way, how is he not dead yet? I don't understand.

He's 170 years old, like, thanks. I think it's a good question, Nick. I don't know. I'm not past going. I wish you continued success as well and kiss my balls. Goodbye. Wow. Yeah, a hawk.

Hmm. Croches, does it feel good to have our least funny fans like you the best? Yeah, there's this. Those are two matches from last week. We week were like we're on par as well. You were the fan of Clinton and George W. Bush from last week. You think those are amazing? I will say they were a lot better impression.

That a lot of impression was dreadful. Those were great. And the fact that they like you and think Dick Masterson sucks. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He drove through it once. He drove through it once during the day. It was very scary. Hey, how you doing, Carl? This is James. I'm just calling to let you know that I love the show. Listen to it all the time. I'm driving right now. I'm actually chopping one thing off my bucket list. Right now, I'm heading through Gary, Indiana. I'm regularly from Buffalo. I just thought I'd get off my bucket list early. I'm only 34.

So you never know when I'll get in that area again. Oh shit Just ran it stop sign. Sorry about that. I just want to tell you that last week's show was really great. Oh fuck What's wrong with my turn signal? All the balls out. Oh well. I love the show everything you guys do. It's just amazing last week's show is incredible You know, I just thought I'd call all those bags that call all the time that I never listen to on your podcast I thought this time hey, maybe I'll be one of those bags Shit, there's some weirdo following me right now All right my right turn signal works just not the last one

I can't see He's rolling down is What the I gotta go this dude's creeping me out It's hoping it's like the Blair Witch project. I know it was it was like where which project because there was no payoff Yeah, I was expecting the payoff for it They I like that better look next people are paying attention to the things that were saying I got the show then you see Kaya, there's this place called Gary Indiana and Anahean. Everyone's talking about it. All the time. Great. Maybe you've heard of it.

Guys, remember, fuck Rumpus? Of course! You used to call into this show. How could I forget fuck Rumpus? Well, good news. Fuck Rumpus is back! Hey, Kaya, this is, uh, fuck Rumpus. I'm from Silver now, but I just found an unholy amount of blood pressure medicine I'm gonna listen to yesterday's episode so I'll die how I live listening to your shitty podcast Like it's all I just want to put you guys are being nice and I want to point this out. No, I wouldn't say this Someone like fuck Rumpus who obviously had a drinking problem should really consider drinking

again. Yeah. Very boring call when you're sober. I really like what you like better when you're drinking. What's the point of giving up drinking if you have to take medication afterwards anyway? If you got any sick, drink. Yes. You'll feel better or dead or whatever. Yeah, so same. It's all good. All right, apparently I'm fucking up the discord. Hey Carl, you could play this on the show. You need to check your DMs every once in a while. The discord is going crazy.

Yeah. You have all the admin privileges. No, I know. And I get you so busy with work and the isotopes. You can't set admin privileges for other people. I personally nominate Benadriel Peppers. He goes by a fagatious view on Discord for whatever reason. He made the Discord and is already a moderator for the subreddit.

Call him back. Seems to me to go the axe, but, Mark. That's gotta be Benadriel Peppers, right? Well, I also know that, Bob. I heard flames expert, Mark. That's gotta be bedadjou popper, it's right. Well, I heard flames three is available tomorrow. I heard flames three on air. You know, I follow him on Twitter. I'm a Twitter Jew. And we should talk about it for at least 10 or 15 minutes.

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That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. to me too because somebody at mentioned everyone and then it was this big fucking debacle in the discord. I was I have six. You know, just letting you know in case somebody at mentions everyone with some the N word or the child. Or something. There's a river gets taken to. All right, that's a good point. Thank you. Thanks for the heads up. I did fix that. I was traveling from New York to Rochester. It's a log flight 40 minutes in the air. You didn't tell me there was Edward and Childport on there. What's the password? Yeah. Okay, Joe, get your right.

All right. Well, Dick Masterson took some heat from both Nick and Annobama, but this voicemailer is a fan. I really like the show you did with Dick Masterson. I love Dick. Dick is so good. The guy, he's such a great guy. Is this Kathleen Turner? I love the one you brought on that heroin addict or whatever the hell he was. On the show, the guy who couldn't hold a conversation to save his life and will live that of a trailer.

He's critical. Those are the best type of people that you want to interact with and when he is a take on thing They always have the best opinions and you know they can always hold the best conversations And you know when you will on the show, you know, I didn't know what the show was gonna go and it really it really Helred my attorney Carl. I love the show. I love what you're doing I love the show. I love what you do in. I love you. I love you so much. On the show. I love the show. And yeah, call me back.

Is that the puppet from the Grillo show? They think that was. I have not pointed this out of greatest reminder me after shock Excel. Was the show that we reviewed the I have not pointed this out of a great just reminded me after shock excel Was the show that we reviewed the grillo with yeah, that was his last podcast ever we buried him He has that brought you up a sense since that you know, I sometimes I struggle with that I'm not doing enough good for the world I mean me too, and I look at the mirror and I'm like, am I really, am I giving to society with my full potential?

But now I know that I have, I help take Steve Rueh off the air. It gets even better! Listen to this voicemail. Hey man, a relatively new listener to the WATP and already you guys are just a giant inspiration. I was thinking about creating a new podcast but uh... now I'm just not even gonna try. So thanks for- Yes! Yes! That is the message I'm trying to get across to people!

Don't make another podcast! We're good! Yeah, we got- we got- we got plenty. We're overpopulated here at podcast land now. We're not accepting anymore refugees You will be turned away at the fucking border There's no room for you my pod catcher is full We we stopped grill from his shitty podcast this ass hole is not making a podcast We're finally doing good in this world if we could get James McKill and a cut down to 34 podcasts, then we really would be doing some good. And the way we're gonna do that,

the way we're gonna do this by giving him five star views, and then shitting over him, and the shoot gun podcast. I can't trust this enough, people. I've never said to go do something shitty to someone, but it's gonna be so fun. It's gonna be fun,

he's gonna do it all these five star views. So it's gonna be so fun. It's gonna be fun, he's gonna get all these five so I'm like, so it's gonna be like happy about it. People are listening to my show, but I don't think they understand how this radio thing works, it's gonna be great. Also, he asked for comments on his YouTube video. I didn't say that, I didn't say to do that. He asked for it.

True. I've never seen a shitty coming on a YouTube video I don't think those exist but somebody wanted to I don't think they all that I don't think so well I know he's gonna check that and he's gonna go wow man I finally got my first view yeah it's just a thumbs down with two views two thumbs down. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Haha also Short and sweet short and sweet, you know, there's something to be said for that and I got to tell you that Often imitated never duplicated. It's hard to imitate band practice guy All right, just calling to see brand practice just calling to see band practice. Just call it See Pantastic. Alright. Uh. Pan Baptist. Fuck. See?

What? You're the one. Did you say pan Baptist? Even dummy pesos. That was a fun look. Wow. So it's not easy to be the band practice guy. People think that, oh, this guy just yells band practice.

There's more to it than that. No, you got to pay the cost to be the boss. That's for God damn sure. Alright. We've done it all, guys. Oh, have we ever done that? Kay, I'm to pay the cost to be the boss. That's forgot damn sure. All right, we've done it all guys Oh, have we ever I'm super stoked to hear what you and Doug had to say on next week's WTP Yeah, I can't wait. I'm gonna ask I know should be interesting. I'm gonna ask the most boring question possible. What time is it where you are? It is almost 3 a.m. Wow. I don't know what time we would be doing this I would hope that we can do it live in the w a2p

This court sir if you could do it. I don't fucking I will do it live But check check the w a2p discord in Twitter I'll mail you something or DM you and I think this is going to be fun. The show looks like a lot of fun. Yeah, it seems like a lot of fucking fun. God damn it. Yeah, real good sense of humor. That's the impression I got from a clip. Yeah, they're going to enjoy this a lot.

Fuck. All right, hey guys, if you've learned nothing else, it's let's get hard turbo on Netflix. Kaya, thank you so much for popping out at the end there. Get outta here, go to bed. Yeah, you're the man, dude. I don't know when this guy fucking sleeps.

Probably never- I worry about his health. So- What happens is when I'm not on your show and I'm just listening to it, I like to drink because I'm an anti-social lone drinking loser, like the people you mentioned at the beginning of the show, the kind of people who listen to cold drinks, whatever that show was. That's like most WATP costs. But then he says, hey, Kaya, do you want to get on?

And I don't want to feel like a douchebag who's too good to come on when he's called upon but at the same time I'm no I'm not funny when I'm seven drinks deep. So that's a problem. I don't want to get on here and be like them going Yeah, dude. I'm so high right So fucking drunk. Oh my god You stayed sober till 3 a.m. For this no, he's saying he's not so that's what he's complaining about Yeah, okay, He'd rather not be out of the show right now. Oh, I thought he was saying yeah, I didn't even drink today. No, no, did you hear him shaking his glass? I heard I just skews balancing around. We're one of those

shitty podcast. Yeah, we're one's drinking and proud of it. Well, guys, thanks buddy. Thanks for popping on. If you can do Saturday at 2 p.e.s. turn time, that'd be awesome if not, we'll get the the word out. So everyone knows when they can listen in live. We'll get forward to it. All right, yeah. Hi, get the fuck out of here. Thanks guys. Okay, later. Bye. Croj. Yo, anything you want to plug my friend?

Yeah, my favorite show of the year was yesterday, as you hear this now. Yeah, so fuck you for Missing My Show, you fucking asshole. Okay, so you're talking about the A-Self's Apark F- Yeah, god damn right I am. You know what we're doing before that? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MBC 뉴스 김