Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep166 - Wine and Crime

Episode Date: August 11, 2019

Kaya from The Official Podcast and Doug from Who's Right take over the show this week. They review some podcast about crime and drinking or something. I have no idea, I haven't listened to this episode yet. But I'm told there's also an update on our friend Sheamus (Todd) and Stuttering John. I can hardly wait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It showed time. There's really just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in My destiny's like a load of the mandolin together W-A-G-P W-A-G-P W-A-G-P Who I is, I'm an SWA-TP It's endless. You are his promise, w-a-t-p Hey everybody! Hey, welcome back to w-a-t-p!

W-a-t-p It's a special episode, Kaya. It is, I'm your host Kaya. I'm here with my co-host Doug. I feel like we're missing someone, but I can't put my finger on it. So I was planning on saying, I'm your host Doug and with we always is Kaya. Uh, we should have did some work beforehand. Yeah, maybe.

What are we reviewing this week, Doug? This week we were tasked with wine and crime, episode 128. Tast, we picked it. I don't want to tell everybody that. We can't bitch about having to listen to it if we're the ones that fucking picked it. That's't want to tell everybody that. We can't bitch about having a listen to it. We're the ones that fucking picked it. That's true. But we will.

So I thought this was gonna be a lot more fun. I didn't know that it was gonna be this heart of a listen. Yeah, so Wyne and Crime is a comedy true crime podcast hosted by Amanda, Kenyan and Lucy. Three ladies who are incredibly popular. I don't know if you've looked into their backgrounds and what they do, but I wanna play this quick clip. They made it onto CBS or MSNBC,

something good morning America. And this is the summary of the, I don't know, some Bimbo on TV. These guys are doing something totally different. Yeah, they bring that comedy genre or try to bring comedy into it. It's a comedy if you can really click with it. But for other people, they just want lay out the murder for me. Let me think about that.

For these women, it's more about hanging out with your girlfriends, drinking wine and talking about it. Thank you, Dana. And I think that's the perfect summary for the show. It's true crime where three chicks get drunk and they try to turn it into a comedy, which is not a bad premise, but I wasn't a fan. Yeah, this was a two hour episode and they didn't get to the crime until after hour one. Okay, do you have a clip that summarizes the show?

Huh. Yeah. Uh, fucker. What's the matter? you're not prepared? I wasn't prepared for it clip to summarize the show It's standard w a tp practice able is them crimes So for me that what that's what I took away from it was in this episode, they had a guest host, Andrew Gurza. I think we're going to get into him figuratively speaking later on.

But it's just people talking over each other and trying to make it sound like they were funny, make it sound like the other people were funny. Just a lot of fake laughing and talking down to anybody that's listening. So you know the kind of woman who, you know, that stereotypical single feminist drowning her sorrows in a bottle of wine and a bottle of Xanax, as she has a cat. This is the kind of show only those kind of women listen to. And I thought who would listen to this? This is really boring, but they have a massive audience. And it's all single women who need a distraction from how sad their lives are, not getting anybody,

not even sad men's replies on Tinder. I would go so far as the venture that every one of these three hosts have been cheated on by their now ex-husband. So like, like So like I said, they had a special get. Did you have a clip to summarize this show that you listened to? Yeah, I mean, I had that from CBS. I thought that was a great summary, but I suppose so the layout of this show is they start the show and then the name wine and crimes really accurate because they spent the first half, not half hour, but like 10 minutes just talking about fucking wine at least one of them does,

and she has to be the wineau of the group, because all she talks about, and all she ever... She's the... She's the guy of the group. I don't bring it up every two minutes, it's not the only thing I contribute. So let me play this. Point point is every episode starts with her introducing some sort of a wine

that she's drinking and pairing with whatever the theme of the episode is and this is what that sounds like. It's a really boring and dreadful, so sit through it. But I have chosen an absolutely beautiful Nebbiolo to pair with today's crime necrophilia. This particular nebbiolo it is geodimidico negro it is a lunga nebbiolo it is a 2014 kind of young but absolutely delicious we're gonna pop it open right now you can listen to me struggle with this bottle. First I'm gonna give you a tiny little bit of information on Nebiollo. The grapes are grown in the mountains of Northern Italy in the region of Piedmont.

First, at first this one is unassuming, it's gentle, it's harmless, gets along easily with anything. You're making a prime rib roast, Nebiollo, you're making a lamb. Nebiollo, mushroom lasagna. Nebiollo. Mushroom lasagna. Nebiollo. Yeah, so that's the beginning of every episode except I cut out the remaining the other five minutes of her droning on and on about what wine she's drinking. So this podcast is it's the first hour is 45 minutes of them babbling about nothing. 15 minutes of them reading whatever it was that the wine distributor or whatever wanted them to read.

And then an hour of them reading Wikipedia. I pulled a clip of the same, the tail end of when they were doing their wine pairing or whatever and their guest, Andrew Gursa, tried getting a joke in there because he's in a wheelchair, he references it quite a bit. If you listen, he says the punchline three times and it wasn't till the third time that they hear it.

Nice pop. Look out for that pop. Interceptually pop. Donate in a wheelchair pop. Pop a wheelie. Pop a wheelie. I hate everybody that's on this show. I hate everybody that's on this show. I hate everybody that's ever been on this show. Okay, so tell me, does the wine know? I don't know which one of these it is. I don't know if it's Amanda, Lucy or Kenyan, whatever her name is. Which one is the one who only talks about drinking and being drunk?

The one with the raspy deep voice? Yeah, I have her marked as annoying. She sounds like you in a wig. Yeah. I have her marked as a annoying cut on all my sound clips and I've got a lot of them. Okay, I just called her Wino. So to give you an image of this, everyone, I made a compilation of her just this is the entirety of her contribution to episode one is her chiming in to be that annoying person going dude I'm so drunk right now whoa Listen By the way, I just want to give you guys an update I've already drank more than half of this bottle of wine continue. I'm gonna drink one

To Jeffrey Dahmer Don't mind me. I'm just getting drunk and booing books over here You know what I'm drinking one for Russia. And they were two drunk. Oh, sounds like me right now. I am literally a bottle in. This wine is gone. Just how drunk I've become.

I haven't even done my segment yet. I'm as drunk as a Russian gravedigger. I'm a little drunk. So here we go. Well, I'm so drunk, Doug. Oh, God. That's the, that reminds me of the type of girl in high school that you can give her non-alcoholic beer. And she would just talk, talk about how tips she is and how she might do something crazy because she's drunk. She might let you put it in her pooper. I don't know. This reminds me of a piece of shit podcaster. So I want to start off with this clip here. This is, I knew I was in for trouble. This is the first, whatever, 10 seconds of the show,

but it tells you what it is that you're in for just with their voices. Wine and crime contains graphic and explicit content that may not be suitable for some listeners. Listener discretion is advised. I as soon as I heard that I first I thought of Sarah Palin and then I thought that I wanted to kill Sarah Palin. Yeah, but the joke is they do that. They lay on that accent, but also to me every show that has some sort of a content warning or

You're a bitch. Not the only have trigger warnings of Walmart Yeah, you know what yeah, let's get Carl in trouble. Fuck him I can't believe that he's letting us do this anyway I can't believe that he's letting us do this anyway. Yeah, you shouldn't own better. Yeah, let's have the guy who's the most politically incorrect on his own podcast and the guy who pranked him on his job to threaten his life. You a sure forum. This one's on you, Carly Dummy.

Yeah, but sorry, I was gonna say these people are fucking popular. Dog, they sell out shows so according to CBS, I don't know if they lie to CBS but I doesn't look like it, they have 500,000 listeners a month and they have footage of their shows and they are fucking popular. And that thing you just played, they played right before their typical intro and this is what it sounds like when they're with an audience Listen how wild the crowd goes and these are all women Jesus

You are listening to whining crime the podcast where three friends chug line chat true crime and unleash their worst chat true crime and unleash their worst men assault an accent God you're good God you're good Fuck Fuck Jesus Christ I don't want to sell to salty and envious even though I am But you get the idea these women are so popular with this

you know prison rapist groupie gang type of women who just sit at home drinking wine. And they had to segment on CBS where they literally sit around a table and have these coloring books about murder and they fill them with colors and drink wine while they're doing it, talking about their anxiety. I want to play that clip real quick, them talking about how this podcast is helping women find comfort. Why do you think women are attracted to listening about true crime? I'm talking about how this podcast is helping women find comfort.

Why do you think women are attracted to listening about true crime? We think that it's because women are so often portrayed as victims in the media and women in particular like to think about something and understand it in order to overcome like anxieties based around that. And everyone loves a taboo subject. Yeah, and if you say you don't, you're lying. A lot of people have problems and it's nothing to be hidden away and be ashamed of. It means the world to us that we are such a part of people's lives and they find some sort of comfort and help from our show.

To have impact on people like that. Okay, so this has nothing to do with having impact. It has to do with lonely people sitting at home and pretending that they have friends. That's all it is. You're listening to these three bitches get drunk and then you're sitting there alone because your husband's out at work and you're sitting there drinking wine and coloring like a fucking four year old. Listen to these three bitches babble and you're tricking yourself into thinking that you have company over. Yeah, and that's the usual thing with these hangout podcasts, where it's just, oh, we're two buddies

talking into a mic. But this also has the aspect of their obsessed with fucking murder. And what I don't get is how does it lower your anxiety? How does it give you any comfort to obsess over crimes that don't have that much? I don't a lot about statistics but I know there aren't a whole lot of serial killers out there why would you obsess over some guy who skins women alive and then eats them alive or something how does that comfort that was all bullshit when they said that You know a women are generally the victims and it gives them a sense of power

That's all bullshit that that one nailed it at the end when she said, we all love taboo shit. Yeah. That's what it is. We all love taboo shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good, I mean, it gives us a sense of power to read about women being raped and decapitated. Don't you mean raped and then kidnapped and then murdered? I know that's the banished, I think.

Oh, right. Right, so I'm gonna... So I promised, I really wanted to go a whole WATP episode without saying the words of the vanished or autism, but I've already said it so now it's out of the, it's out of the, so like I said, they have a guest on Andrew Gersa. Here's his intro. And we have a fourth gal this episode.

I'm Andrew. Hey. Andrew, we have a very special guest, Andrew Gurza, aka the queer cripple. Hey. And the podcast. We're so excited. This guy has turned himself into a fucking product and it is not a comfortable product to listen to. He's a stereotype. If you and I made a show

like South Park and made a character like this, people will call us out on Twitter, start hashtags to boycott us for making a stereotypical Lisby Queer cripple and calling him a cripple queer rights, I mean, we will get canceled with a minutes. So they bring up the, how do you say, he authored a hashtag? Is that, is that what it is? Yeah, sure, he tweeted. Is what we say, what are same people say?

His hashtag is Disabled People Are Hot, I think. And he is also the creator of the viral hashtag, hashtag disabled people are hot. Fucking really are. Yeah. We are. Okay, so that girl in the background, fucking right, they are.

They're not. No, she has fucked zero disabled people. Come on, why are you lying to? I challenge anybody that's listening to send an email to Carl's work with a hot disabled woman. Well, you know, you know, you would have enjoyed. I mean, he's really into raping autistic girls. Following up on that hashtag thing, there's that the deep voice one. She sounds like a middle-aged trucker that's been smoking for 30 years So this is the follow-up to that hashtag

The dramatic story arc surrounding the creation of this hashtag has been the driving force of my life for the last month Has it really been the driving force of your life for a month about the stupid fucking hashtag that nobody knows anything about except for five guys in a wheelchair that's jerking off? I think he's just doing that thing where when you have a guest on you try to suck up to them as much as possible so you don't burn it burn any bridges. Did you catch any of the hate speech? They were so there were some gay bash and going on in regards to the hashtag. Did you catch any of the hate speech? So there were some gay bashing going on in regards to the hashtag. Did you catch that? No, I mean, I didn't look up the hashtag.

Is that what you mean? No, no, it was on the show here. Love how open and candid you are about like, obviously the success and the amazing reach of the hashtag, but also like the shit dicks that are kind of crapping on it. And also, If you're talking to a gay guy, I wouldn't reference anybody as a shit dick,

unless you're talking gay men in his apartment and then drip acid into their brains create slaves or some shit one of them at some point says that Well, you know gays didn't really have another choice, but to go with Jeffrey Dahmer to his house because you know Backers can't be choosers listen to this. Yeah, you got to get the dick So he would go out to bar. He was an alcoholic also. Go out to bars, pick up guys. Towards the end, he was just offering them straight money

to go back to his apartment and let him take some pictures of them. And so they were going because it was the 80s gaseon in Milwaukee and apparently they weren't that smart about things like that. Or they were just into a beggarar beggars can't be choosers It probably wasn't a big scene. Yeah, that's true Yeah, the poor homos they didn't have a choice Okay, you know how the gays are if they'll just fuck anything

Well, I really can't just go home and jerk off or anything you have to go with a serial killer with a pedophile mustache and the bottle bottom glasses. Jesus, this is not woke at all. They must have evolved a lot in between those 130 episodes. There was a section of the conversation with Andrew Gerza when he was trying to explain something and he had a Freudian slip, I guess you'd say in kind of the same vein. And so it isn't something we talk about enough because we don't think it affects us,

but if you bump into a wheelchair, I almost said wheelchair person, that's not the right term. If you bump into a wheelchair, that's what I'm going to start calling anybody I see in a wheelchair. Hey, you're a wheelchair person. It's okay. The gay guy called you that. Yeah, it's like black people, wheelchair people.

Isn't that easier than all this? At some point he talks about how it's like you're not supposed to say disabled people anymore. Yeah, I forget what he what he was saying. That's that's down here. I've got so many fucking clips from this show. I was trying to maintain some kind of order. Here we go. Actually, before we get there, I just want to clarify that the term disabled is what is your preferred most accepted now, right? She has no idea what the fuck she's supposed to be saying. She just knows that she's supposed to cut out of it. She can tell all she wants to do is call him a fucking cripple without

a choice. Like, you guys can't be chooses. You're a cripple. I'm a call your cripple. Why are you gonna do run after me and beat me? You want some wine? You gave your crippled baguette? I don't know. Terminology quick. Yeah. I mean, I would say so for me, disabled and disability are my are my preferred terms. It really depends on the person that you're talking with. I think much like how we're doing with the trans community and the non-binary community, how we're asking what are your pronouns.

I think it's important that we ask also like, hey, so I notice you have a disability or you mentioned you. What are you, you just popped into my head. So if you see somebody in a wheelchair, you have to ask them their verb, like what actions can you do? All of these are for disability.

How would you like me to discuss that? And if the person says, like, call me differently abled, I would hate that, but if that's what the person wants to be called, then you, oh fuck. Also, hey, I noticed you're disabled to the guy in the wheelchair. Isn't that kind of sending us hell? Like, it's that sound like and notice you have black skin. You seen the pictures of this guy, right? So he is He's kind of shriveled up. He's in a wheelchair

Yes, I noticed he has a disability. Yeah, when he talked but he still feel he still felt the need hold on here just More complex than just you build the ramp there for you nonetheless and I think I should also point out to that I am a disabled person I think I think I still putting out that I am at this table. No shit, you're stuck outside the door. You can't walk up here. He talks about getting locked out of his apartment. He has his boyfriend naked out inside the house and he's locked out of his apartment naked. And he can't, I don't know if he crawled out there or what, but he didn't have a wheelchair so he couldn't open the door and his neighbor comes out.

And I can see this guy, you know, Army crawling with his dead little legs dragging behind him, looking up at his neighbor saying, I feel like I should tell you that I am disabled. Could you knock on the door for me? What a fucking goofball. This isn't even about their show anymore. We're just mocking this cripple now. Oh yeah, we got to get back on the show. Sorry. That's fine.

You know when Carl said, so he asked us if he wanted to do a show without him. And he said, it's a win-win for me, guys. You know, if it's a good show, it's a good episode. You know, if it's a bad show, then it proves that I'm needed. The way I see it, it's the opposite. So when went for us, if the show sucks, he's the one who has to bear the one star reviews and the harassment at his workplace. If it's good, we get the credits.

Yeah, I mean, what's the worst that's going to happen? People are going to shit on us and fucking read it. And he gets fired, but yeah. All right, let's get back to, uh, just a near talk, shit about Carl for 40 minutes and then we'll bolt. It is very tempting. This is them introducing Andrew and his podcast disabled after dark. Yeah, love. Oh my god.

Has it been listened to that episode or every episode of Disability after dark? Go. I mean, I've been 103 and it's the highest rated episode or every episode of disability after dark go? I mean, I've been one or three and it's the highest rated episode of the show right now. You you got into that show a little bit, right? Listen to the intro I listen to the intro I have it open in one of my taps here in chrome. As intro was literally him talking about how he wants to start a communist company that pays its workers equally or something. So use this coupon code to get free shipping for the comrades.

And then you'll get a sex toy for disabled people. Fuck. Now I wish I had clipped that. Fuck it. Let's just listen to the whole thing now. I've got this. When I do these shows for Carl, I always end up keying in on one person in particular, and their voice just grades on me, and that was this, the deep voice girl. Alright, well let's bump it up even higher guys. Come on, don't let them pet you.

Alright, let's do it. Move over Joe Rogan let's fucking do this shit she sounds like a fucking linebacker she sounds like a regular guy doing a girls impression yeah I like nail polish and wine ah fuck she's so stupid too so an episode one she they talk about if you die with a boner or if you die do do you get a boner? They really smart these guys and one of the chicks asks her about cremation and embalming and this is her reply. I think it's her.

Is everyone embalmed before their birth? If you're buried in a grave, you are embalmed. If you are cremated, you are not embalmed. Wow, really? So if you're cremated, there's nothing to embalm? Fuck. They're so stupid man and then so like I said they talk about do you get a bone from Rigo mortis? Listen how they want everyone else to do their homework for them. Wouldn't it be hard pun intended to fuck a dead dude because like I guess I know what about Rigamortis though I actually think it it becomes engorged what it I mean we got a research that I mean do we have to

yeah but just for the sake of this question should a down here okay listeners if you know the answer do you do you get or do you get a boner for Rigamortis or do you have to die with a boner to have a boner after your debt do you have heart attacks during sex all the time, old motherfuckers? That's true.

I mean, but I want someone to find the answer to that question seriously. I want that. No. There's your answer, you're fucking idiot. And then one of them says this. Boners are made from blood rushing to the penis. When you're dead, your blood isn't being pumped. It's not going anywhere. But the blood also like coagulates and pools depending on the position of the body. So I don't know who that bimbo is. I don't know if it's Lucy or Amanda. I don't know what the fuck she's talking about there. When you when you, so you took that that's episode one,

right? That's their very first go with this. Yeah. They must, they must not realize they could take out the conversations that made them look like stupid twats. No, they think this is fucking funny. And I don't know how much it improved in the following episodes, but in one the chick with the high voice is insufferable to listen to because she's that tick. I guess we forgot to mention. They have these segments. Each I think the three of them all have to bring one Wikipedia article to read and make fun of. And one of them does and her verbal tick is that she goes, uh, uh, over and over again, licks the lips

smack. Yeah. So this is an unedited clip. This, I don't know how many fucking seconds it's 10 seconds unedited, untouched. This is her trying to speak. Um, apparently I just saw this on forensic files last night. Um, apparently Apparently, friends of scientists use pigs. Yeah, apparently Doug, she's trying to podcast. This is a fucking compilation of her doing this shit throughout episode one. She only spoke for like 15 minutes, so this is really just a compilation of the 15 minutes that this dumb bimbo was talking. So initially, the, um, um, it, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, part all I know is the drunk with the raspy voice, the annoying with the um tick and the I don't even know if the other one talks.

This is the one I was talking about. Yeah, cringe words. I've been getting like 12 solid hours of sleep at night. You guys, it is a may thing. Could be. I want to punch anybody that takes one word and breaks it up into three separate words. That is syllables. Amazing.

Yeah, they really talk like... Here's a clip of them admitting... So they're talking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating meat or one of the serial killers eating meat, and they talk about how they would make for a better meal because they're fat. meat and they talk about how, you know, they would make for a better meal because they're fat. And he tried to eat like the thigh of one of his victims and he said it was just too tough. He couldn't, he couldn't cook it right. It was just too tough. Was it like a long distance runner or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I would have been perfect. I would be just a village of like starving people. A large village.

My thigh would not be in the lean meat section. Let me just say. I would think that women's bodies would just be more fatty and delicious. Just cook better. Yeah. Yeah. More to love.

That's really great. So two points, one. No one likes fatty meat. You don't want a fatty steak. That's like half fat, do you? That's not good too. I don't have to tell you when a woman says more to love That's one of those dead giveaway phrases where you can tell okay, she's fat I'm curvy there's more of me to love okay, Tubby. I'm curvy. There's more of me to love. Okay, Tubby. I'm, yeah, big bone. I think that's the one that I like. See what we got here that I Only mark this one as a annoying voice. I'm guessing it's the raspy trucker, but I'm not sure If you don't own one you can get it at our online store at wine and crime podcast up big cartel.com I hate her. Oh my god Jesus Christ. If I went into QBase and Crime Podcasts up, big cartel.com. I hate her. Oh my God, Jesus Christ.

It's like, if I went into Cubase and pitched my voice up, that's what it would sound like. The foreman's a little bit. She really does sound like a man. Drink a little less and that's coming from me. Oh, Doug, I'm so drunk right now. Oh my God, by the way, I forgot to remind you every five minutes. I was gonna set a alarm, but for this podcast, I decided to, as we're doing the way, I forgot to remind you every five minutes. I was gonna set an alarm, but for this podcast,

I decided to, as we're doing the review, to pair this with some Kalimoucho, which is a drink that you mix, half parts Coca-Cola, and half parts red wine. This is very popular and the basic culture and the Spanish Alps. I personally prefer Coca-Cola vanilla. And the good thing about Carl being gone is I'm here and there's more of me to love.

He's gonna be listening to this like what the fuck? Shoulder does the air to rerun? He has episodes where he's just his mic echoing. I get a smile on my face just thinking of him sitting there thinking that would have been better to air. Oh, well, well, let's see what the next clip is. Okay, is everybody ready? I'm ready. I'm so ready.

Hearing. Ah. Ah. It's just. I'm going to... Ugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha looking at it. And it's almost like the entire episode was clipped. It's just, there's so much, and it's all that cringe worthy, you know, that type of shit, you know, there's no personality, there are in sufferable bitches, there's no reason for them to be popular. I don't know how people do that. I'm gonna do a funny voice or an annoying voice ironically thing because I think you and I I'm sure you feel the same you recorded show you listen back to it as you're editing and you think

Wow, I felt like such a homo Holy shit, how do I have a girlfriend? How does this happen? I felt like such a goddamn loser and that's unintentional I don't know how somebody does a podcast and they sit down and they think to themselves You know what I'm gonna do to be funny. I'm gonna do a silly boy Ha ha. I'm gonna talk like this The reason why they do it is because you can tell they don't listen back to this bullshit There's no way they sit through this again an episode one I forgot to clip this, I really should have.

The raspy drunk says that her boyfriend edits the episodes. So no wonder she's single now, right? 130 episodes, who the fucking bear that? Oh, fucking, can you imagine living with one of them? Oh, that's. I know your Canadian, which is like super foreign and exotic to us. Tell us about your podcast, your band. Imagine living with that, man. Fuck yeah, I don't know.

I mean, like I said, they are filthy rich. They have to be. They're selling out shows going on tour. It's the special, very niche audience, Doug, of these serial killer groupies who listen to this shit who find death fascinating. And you know, taboo, like you said, you know, the taboo, it's titillating, you know, it's talking about serial killers. If fucking mundane, it's a, we're reading a Wikipedia article about Jeffrey Dahmer.

It's been done to death. What is titillating about it? He killed a bunch of people. Whoop, they do. And that's the thing. They don't even try hiding it. They don't change the words or anything. In the first murder story that they get to,

I went and looked up the Wikipedia article because I had a hunch. And I got a hunch and I got a screenshot of it right here. I highlighted word for word what it was that they were saying on the show Versus what the Wikipedia's article said out of two paragraphs. They missed seven words. Everything else is word for word Yeah, but they giggle in between I've've got, let's see here, one, two, three, four, five clips. This is that article that I was talking about, and it's Andrew Gurza. Now, what I want you to listen to is, all it is is he reads a sentence from Wikipedia and then tells you how that pertains to him.

He made this little girl that got killed by her dad or whatever. It, he made it about him as much as more than I could have done. And I'm good at shit like that. Well, yeah, I can't walk and I waited. I was sometimes too. So, fuck right off. Her doctor described the care by her family as excellent.

I wish that was true. Tracy attended school in Wilkes, Skatelon and the people who worked with Tracy said that she loved horses me too She smiled when people came in the room and loved the circus me too This is proof that was so that that's just him starting out and you caught that right me too. Yeah, I like horses I know you like horses your You're gay. That it just goes without shit. And you're a cripple. Fuck. Hold on. I got I got I got I want to get through all these because they all make sense together. But this is okay. It was noted that while Tracy was a happy kid, she's still lived in chronic constant pain. Hello, me too. As

a result of her disability. Hey So many other disabled people okay now There's no way Carl can get in trouble for any of this. He just said Hey when he's talking about a murdered crippled little girl Hey, I'm gay. You didn't notice Yeah, that's this whole personality and that's why he's trying so hard to relate to some disabled little child who is essentially used the night's by her father who knew her better

During that whole segment, I don't know how much of you how much of it you clipped it But they get so self-righteous about you know They really as if they had an insight into the girl's psyche or the dad or the mom or the family as a whole or the court process. All they did was read a fucking Wikipedia article, which is this, it was this news about a father just to give a background to our listeners. This is a father who had a disabled child and he thought, you know what, he's suffering so fucking much. I can't bear it. I don't want her to live in pain. I'm going to put her out of her misery.

That's what he was thinking. And they make it all about themselves and talk about, you know, oh, the social selfish of them, it wasn't this choice to make. You don't know anything about it. You didn't read anything about it. All you're reading is a fucking Wikipedia article. You don't know what she wanted. Maybe she wanted it. Maybe she begged him to be killed. You don't know. They said, Maybe she wanted it. Maybe she begged him to be killed. You don't know. They said, they said you know she was happy

because they looked at a picture of her in Disney World or wherever the fuck her ass was at and she had a smile on her face. Now I seen the picture that they were talking and she's so curled up, you can't tell if she's smiling or not. But. I'm going to get back to this him him going through this article and and well then I got I got to try this and this poor life that this girl had, and how much she was suffering, how much this asshole tried making it about him. I hope that made up for it.

She had a dislocated hip. I had one of those, it's super pain. Oh my god. It's super gross. But it doesn't mean you can't survive. Um, just prepare yourselves. Prepare yourself for a broken hip. How the fuck can you do that?

You know, that's what I say to somebody right before I get naked and bounce around on top of them. Prepare yourself for a broken hip and a spine and a jaw and a cranial. Alright he's still going making this this little girl's death all death all about him. Doctors also make clear that further surgeries will be needed later in life for Tracy. And then I put in brackets, I've had several surgeries that sometimes took six months to to heal and be okay. Wow. I am what docked I, me Andrew, and what not classified as severely disabled.

I love how he doubles down at the end. Oh, when I say me, I meet me and root me. I wrote it down in bracket We're talking about oh, yeah, the kid. Oh my god There's this last example of him doing that and this this was all in that one paragraph that he was stealing from Wikipedia It was 20 minutes about him and three minutes about the girl. And I'm quite happy and happy. And then I wanted to tell a very quick story, but when I was 16, I had scoliosis surgeries and they put rods in my spine.

Right in the middle of talking about this little girl dying. I want to tell a quick story. I was circumcised at a much older age than what people are used to. It's like a fear of, you know, those fucking piece of shit people were, when you tell a story, they always have to one up you. Yeah. Oh God, what an asshole. Did you catch when he made, took it as a attempt at making a joke? It would only happen to me, and like, it's a story that I tell constantly because it's like one of the funny moments that happens It's it's being disabled as fucking funny and we should like there's humor in there. Okay try this one for toys Why did the pigeon cross the road?

Because it was having sex with the cheek Because it was having sex with the cheek Because it was having sex with the cheek It was having sex with the chicken. Okay, yeah, you're right. That's more effort than you've ever put into this whole show. Combined. See, okay, you also perfectly just proved my point.

The sky is a self-park stereotype. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. He's like a living breathing cartoon character, and he thinks he's real. I looked at his profile, it said he's some sort of a disability, ableism consultant.

So I guess all he does is come to your business and then bitch about how there's no ramp for, you know, in case some disabled guy like him comes along and he wants to really tell you about that one time, he got six rods shoved up, it's spine ordering a coffee. What I pictured at disability consult, I pictured him, somebody filing for a disability claim, him rolling up to your front steps and saying, you ain't got to this bad as me, you get nothing.

And then rolling away. I imagine you hiring him to see if maybe you are, I don't know, maybe you can make your business more accessible to disabled people. And this guy just sitting there in his fucking little wheels talking about himself for 20 minutes and then billing you a 200 bucks to tell you that you're an ableist. That's what he spent. He spent what 15, 20 minutes talking about ableism and what is ableism. I got a...

Because people don't even talk about it enough. So ableism, just the work there, is the discrimination against a person with disability for being disabled. So if you say like, I'm trying to think of a common example, if you say like, oh, you can't walk while you're disabled, then you're being named. If you deny somebody access to a space that they should have access to, because they're disability, you're being named list.

Okay, so I am a complete prick. I know that I'm a complete prick, but I would never in my life see somebody in a wheelchair and go oh I feel like this is a some sort of a character some homophobus playing right almost some fundamentalist Christian who just bought a wheelchair now. He's acting Radically flamboyantly gay all with the limp risco. Oh They just crimly did against me. Oh my God, I'm gonna have to thude with bakery. All right, so he comes back and gives another version

of what abelism is. It is. The words that we use. Yeah, the language, the way that if I get, if I can get into the place, but then no one talks to me, no one looks at me, no one wants to hang out. Because. So abelism is when nobody will talk to you when you go into the place, but then no one talks to me, no one looks to me, no one wants to hang out.

So, ableism is when nobody will talk to you when you go into a place. So, I've been able to do some at, because I went to a bar and nobody would talk to me. So, they were, he's an asshole. That's what I'm trying to get to the fact that he's just an asshole. He's an annoying cut and nobody wants to talk to him

because he's an annoying cut. And I guarantee you, if he was to roll up next to you sitting at a bar within three minutes, he'd be asking you to donate to his GoFundMe for his cripple sex toy bullshit. Subscribe to his podcast. Disave old people don't have sex. What are you talking about? They need harnesses and shit. That's difficult. You need some sort of intermediate, intermediary to assemble the whole scene. How are you gonna do it all by yourself? Your limbs don't work. But yeah man, if I go into a coffee shop, nobody talks to me. I don't talk to anybody.

If that's true then, okay, I guess I'm disabled or differently abled. No chicks ever hit on me when I'm in a coffee shop. So I think they touched on that. They started talking about invisible or hidden disabilities. You know, it's possible the neighbor has an invisible disability, but they probably don't. But they might. There's kind of jerks. So this sparked me into going to figure out what the fuck is an invisible disability. I pulled a list of invisible disability, invisible disabilities, and then categorized them into what I may have, what you may have, and then what others may have. I'm telling you, I did a lot of fucking work for this episode. Oh boy.

So, there's not even any punch lines here really. So, green is everybody that you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. ADHD, asthma, lactose intolerance, migraines, those are all forms of invisible disabilities. It's not a fucking disability to be lactose intolerance. So, you have to dodge your milk, pour you autism, fetal alcohol spectrum disorder. I don't even know what that is. It just sounds funny and then the two that I got three here that affect me bipolar disorder irritable bowel syndrome and multiple chemical sensitivity

So one time I smoked weed got drunk and did cocaine all at the same time, and I became a fucking maniac. So that makes me have a hidden disability. I rest my case. Who isn't disabled by that standard? Right, so that's the beauty of it. Is if I am now considered disabled, then I can make fun of anybody that I want with no blowback. That's true. It's like it's like me being black and

So this is my end word So you and I can make fun of these people but Carl can't because you know how Carl always goes on and on about how he is pure jeans And he's there's never been any semites in his family. It's basically that like he can't but we can I just don't really I don't agree with his views about trying to round up an entire race and get rid of them. Something about a final solution, but I don't agree with it. That's not what he said.

He said he wants to round up all the autistic people in a herm for him personally. Uh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So I think we have another podcast that we're gonna talk about. I still got like,

I still have like 25 fucking clips of the show. I don't know how long you want to go on with this. I do know that I want everybody to hear this clip before we before we decided to move on. I want everybody to hear this at a half time and be as uncomfortable with this as I was. as I was. Uh, program at a Patrice Cabaret years ago. And I, I mean, granted I was stricken with the flu. And I was, it was coming out of both ends. And it's like, I had a 15, 20 minute set.

And it was only me. It's not like I had an understudy or anything. So like, what am I going to do? So basically I just got like diarrhea right before going on. Story of my life. Put on a diaper. Yep. And got up behind my podium and did my set.

Didn't shit my pants, but thought I was going to. Yeah. So see, that's her giving the gay cripple those of his own medicine, where she's one upping him because the gay guy started talking about how he has to wear diapers all the time and then she went, yeah me too there's this one time actually I was on stage and I had to wear diapers. Isn't it even more embarrassing? I get fit physically angry listening to these types of people the Talking down and then spread in their Cancer is politically correct bullshit did you catch when they were talking about men getting pregnant?

I like the idea that we have quote a bunch of pregnant listeners. You know you do Did they are pregnant women who are like, or man, pregnant people in the world. There's no way that all three of them. So I believe the cripple guy probably has a trans friend or know somebody that transition from being a regular person to a cripple or something. I don't know. But the fact that those three agree with him and say, mm-hmm, there's no way they believe that. He could come on there and say anything he wants, and they're going along with him like, yeah, you don't want to look on a woke. I mean, if they this, you know, you can't make

a joke about it. If they did, they will lose half the tickets. They'd assault. All right. Yeah. So they were talking about, they spent a lot of time talking about disabled sex. This whole podcast is supposed to be a true crime podcast. And they spent more time talking about cripple people having sex and talking about the fact that they're that nobody talks about

cripple people having sex. I spent a good three hours of my week this week listening to people talk about cripple people having sex on the true crime podcast. Guests are by myself. I'd like to share that stuff because I don't think there's enough discussion around sexuality and disability. You know why that is Kyle? Because they are not in fact hot, despite what the hashtag may say. And not only that, nobody wants to hear it. Nobody wants to see it. Nobody wants to even pretend that it exists. When is the last time that you read an erotic story?

Like, I'm sure you did as a kid, if that's what you get your hands on. Can you imagine no cripples in it? erotic story. Like I'm sure you did as a kid if that's what you get your hands on. Mm-hmm. If... Can you imagine no cripples in it? Oh, you're... nobody wants to know about the pulley system involved or whatever. Nobody... So look, if you... when you walk on the... just on the street and you see some dwarf with the limp, you don't think, why bet that's so hot? Like, I wonder what she looks like naked. Unless you have a specific fetish, it's not in the norm for the most of us. I can't wait to get her home and have

my handlers take her out of her wheelchair and then grab me and undress me and lift me over to the bed and put me into my harness and then push on my backside. I can't wait. Take out her catheter. I can't wait till they dump her colostomy bag so I can't wait take out her catheter. I can't wait till they dump her clostomy bag so I can get them guts. I'll push on her belly a little bit to empty her outside. There's enough space for my crooked pinky to finger her. I have to be careful my bones break easily. This is them. They were talking about his website that he had, whatever crippled after dark or whatever. Yeah.

Oh my god. Your photos on your website are hot. I mean, not to be crazy, but like, talk about that because I will need a moment. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Alone with Andrew. That makes me so. Yeah, let's not talk about it just leave it at that

Does our going out need a moment alone with this guy that I would never sleep with no matter how many bottles of wine I drink God there's so fucking kind of sending to the sky and he's eating up every bit of it the whole episode He's reveling and it's he loves I think I've got I know I want to play this one talking to the sending to the sky. And he's eating up every bit of it, the whole episode. He's reveling in it. He loves it. So I think I've got, I know I want to play this one. This is back again when they were, he had just got done plagiarizing Wikipedia.

And he came across, you can tell where he went off script right in the middle of it. So Vladimir was charged with first-degree murder which is intent to kill your kid and was convicted of second-degree murder because I couldn't find out why I didn't make any sense that he was coming because the jury devalued her life and Pretty yeah, yeah, I couldn't find out why it was second-degree murder because it wasn't in the Wikipedia article that I'm reading Yeah, maybe doing research. I don't know maybe you read the court transcripts Or if they're not publicly available Maybe don't assume that you were there because this is all it is you are assuming that the judge went

She was kind of a potato anyway, so you know two years probation No, maybe there was an actual trial involved that was very sad for everyone involved and maybe the mom and dad were very sad. Fuck, these people I still got them stupid. Someone needs to euthanize Andrew. You know that it's bad. If I'm telling somebody they need to prepare before they go on another podcast, I know. If I'm telling somebody they need to prepare before they go on another podcast, I know. And when I tell people they drink too much and talk about it too much, I got this one more of the annoying voice lady and then we can move on to bigger and better things that don't involve wheelchairs.

Yeah. Also, what up? Also have mild scoliosis. So we are IBS and scoliosis buddies. My friends loving it amazing. I'm so amazing. She has mild scoliosis. So she compares himself to this guy who has never lived life outside of a wheelchair.

He has to get and he has to get picked up to put into bed. He says he can't get out of bed. He gets woke up at 8.30 every morning because that's when his handler shows up. Even if he stayed up all night tossing and turning, his handler shows up at 8.30 to take him out of bed and give him to the bathroom. His handler has to undress him,

said his little ass on the toilet, wait for him to get done put him pick him back up put his clothes on him for the day wash him put him back in his chair and she says we're scoliosis buddies because I've got mild scoliosis and then the deep voice one who just goes along with anything. Loving it. Fuck. Yeah, this is great. I mean, he's getting his just desserts, man. He's getting, you know, one opt by these women, basically.

They're co-opting his suffering because he's been co-opting the suffering of people like some little child dying. Good. Perfect. A match made in heaven. These people really do deserve one another. So that I keep saying I only want to play one more, but there is so much clip clipable content from this show. And not only that, I did the work to listen to this piece of shit. Everybody else has to hear it too. I was going to pull some clips from his YouTube video where he's trying to raise money for disabled people's sex toys because these are his words not mine. They have different spots that need to be hit.

Like the crutches. Yeah, but they asked him about this. Yeah, but they asked him about this. Where are you with your line of sex toys? Oh, yeah, the sex toys. So things are happening that I can't discuss right now. Things are moving ahead. We are about halfway there in terms of donation. Things are happening that I can't discuss. We don't have enough money.

That's what he said. First of all, is this boyfriend disabled as well and if not, who's using the sex toys on them? How does this work? Are they remote controlled? Unless he's got one of them DARPA androids going around fucking him, I don't know how a sex toy would make a difference with someone so disabled he can't wipe his own ass. Well, I mean, if his boyfriend's got one good hand, he could use the flashlight or whatever the fuck I don't know. But hitting certain spots, I think that means it's going up as butthole and he could just use a bed post or something.

I don't know why he needs to go find me for it. This is him talking about, uh, fucking. You're every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, I'm fucking busy, fucking, you're so busy. I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm fucking busy fucking Tom busy. I'm busy fucking You have any idea how long I spent looking for that puke sound effect All right, um, I don't have anything else about this wine and crime shit God Carl's good at this, you know that? Well, yeah, he's been doing it for 150 episodes or something.

You and I have not ever done a show together, so maybe that might be a contributing factor. I'm not gonna beat myself up over this. You have some stuttering John updates, correct? Yeah, and I hope that I can like get through them because I'm so fucked up right now like I'm so drunk So, Stuttering John finally replied to Carl and here's him starting out getting kind of salty that Carl is essentially on a show punching up I don't know how true this is I don't know how many listeners Stuttering John has I can't imagine being that many but here's that there are people who are really really really punching up that trying so hard to get a piece of this like a. To try and get a piece of this magic that we have the John Royce and Frank show. Right. They are trying like that. It's really really sad in a way because if you get a punch up, punch up to like Joe Rogan,

he's got like three million fucking, you know, downloads a day. Yeah, we got our own problems. Yeah. Like why? Yeah. But leave us alone. We're trying to punch up. But so news and blues at Star Wars, underscore 20, 20.

I'm just going to mention this thing once. All right. Just once. And then I'm going to leave it at that. And then I'll never mention it again. Will you ever confront who are these pod? They trash you on the last podcast. And they love Trump.

Now, as Carl is known, the big Trump lover, fundraiser, voted for Trump always. So I don't know shit about opian Anthony, but I am well versed in the Howard Stern universe. And so I know a couple things. Howard made Stuttering John. Jay Leno stole Stuttering John. Jay Leno fired Stuttering John. Stuttering John is now a nobody. Yeah. I promise you. I promise you. Andrew Gurza could be talking to him and punching down. That even John is a nobody. So I don't know. I don't know.

And you'd be laying on the ground, Andrew would be laying on the ground when he did it. I don't know anything about either of these universes. All I know is I can recognize when somebody is so salty that they will take any excuse to hit on the person that is criticizing them or roasting them. And this is the typical giving somebody an unvinable scenario, which is if you punch up, if you criticize somebody who is more

famous than you, then you're jealous, you must be envious. But if you punch down, if you criticize somebody who's less famous than you are, well then you're a bully. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't, what the fuck are you supposed to do then? Never do anything, never say anything about anyone that is Positive yeah, I think ideally that's that's what you're supposed to do is not punch at all But that is no way to live I know that stuttering John he he made his bones so to speak asking Celebrities questions that would make them uncomfortable on the red carpet. Or some might call that punching up.

He, that's what he did. And I think all's Carl has done is just provide some constructive criticism, the same that he has done to both you and me. Yeah, constructive, just like read it with the cripple. Stop being gay and walk. It'd be so much easier if you just walk, damn it. It was fester cell. Get you don't need sex toys. Get that dildo out of your ass and get off your rash. Go come here. This next clip is John going, well he's talking about how Carl has no credentials, which

at this point he's 150 episodes into his podcast. I don't know what episode this is gonna be, but it isn't gonna air. This is gonna be like the vanished where he airs it and then he will have to take it down after a week's long of harassment from soccer moms on Facebook. Or in this case, gay men on rascals. So, okay, no credentials. Here we go. This is a fucking podcast. All they do is analyze other people's podcasts and they have no talent.

Zero. They have no credential. No reason for anything, but they punch up. Like guys like me, because they know they have nothing to say on their own. So they, it's the gun stand. Oh yeah, so they punch up because they, because then they'll get someone like this news and blues who tweets me so they can get some fuck like it, I think it off by actually being mentioned. Yeah, because they listen to this right now.

Yeah. Yeah, we are. So it's Carl. And, and you know what? Now you're listening to us listen to you. Yeah fucking prick What kind of credentials was he looking for a professional podcasting degree from Harvard? What he wants exactly Oh, yeah, he cries about how People call his podcast on listenable after listening to it is out there down on podcast, saying that my podcast is on Listenable. Now, how would you know my podcast is on Listenable,

unless you listen, hey, hey, that's my move. Thank you. I mean, this guy, you know, fucking, this, I'm not even mentioning that podcast again, but that's all I do. It's like that show they've done. Goofing on my podcast. Yeah, so if it's that bad, why you's like that show they've done. Goofing on my podcast. Yeah.

So if it's that bad, why you obsessed with it? This is such playground logic. Right. It takes one to know one. If you pull my hair, that means you like me. Yeah. I think he answered his own question. Okay, so WATP is known for roasting other shows, bad shows.

And if they find a show that is exceptionally bad, WATP is known for roasting other shows, bad shows. And if they find a show that is exceptionally bad, they'll go back to it and revisit it. And that's exactly what his is an ideal show to go back and revisit to see if they've improved or just shit all over it again. Yeah, it's fun. So to answer his question, why do you keep coming back and listening?

Because it's fucking sucks? It's horrible. This is him saying that, you know, if you really wanted to get down in the trenches with Carl, he would totally what Carl's asked. You never will, but he would. Should we do a podcast, listen to their podcast about their podcast about our podcast? Yes, yeah. I think we should. Just to confuse the fuck out of them. Yeah, I think we should. Because I really had the time or or care to listen to their bullshit, I would fucking rip them a new asshole. Like it would be like

like thinking a banana from booey. Like it would be so easy, but like I don't I ignore them. I ignore these haters. It's like the kid that gets bullied on the playground, isn't it? Yeah, he so he's he's I think he has a tendency to name drop and you know, he's bringing up right there that he has a relationship or that he used to work with Gary Delabato or Baba Buie. What he does a reference is that Gary blocked him on Twitter doesn't want to hear from him. Oh, he does reference that. You know, that you're very wrong. In fact, I have two clips that make him out to be a hypocrite. So the source, first clip is him, ranking about how he blocks a lot of people.

Look, it's, it's not that it's unlistenable. It's that people love to listen to hate. I got guys tweeting me that listen, that you've blocked on Twitter. Yeah. But they just want to give you a hard time and they want your attention. But they blocked you.

So now they come to me because I'll at least respond to them. Yeah. Well, that's good. Like you have my liaison. Yeah, because I'm like, I just enjoy the show there. No, no, because I do see that all the time in Twitter. I see you're responding to somebody, but I can, but the tweets are unavailable to me because that says that I've already blocked them. But that's like, they want to listen because they want to, they want to hate. Like it's just part of the fucking mechanism, but that's but that's far away See says yeah, I already blocked the man. I block everyone you know fucking fucking I blocked them They're not they're so insignificant. I just blocked people. I don't like man

I sometimes I look at a pathetic profile that's talking shit about me and I see oh I wrote already blocked that guy What a loser and then here's some bragging about how he gets blocked You know I love I love that I love that people like booey are Sosting that much energy into blocking me and to changing their phone number because of me It's not unbelievable the amount of power I have over the booey, which is that are you proud of blocking people? Are you proud of being blocked? So I'm gonna tell him if he is listening to this if he wants to block me on Twitter go right ahead my Twitter handle is at the Andrew Gursa Fuck like even if you found you and he blocked you and he saw that you blocked him first He will get salty, right?

That's the hypocrisy of this dumbass. By the way, there you go, Carl. Stuttering John will kick your ass anytime, any place. You name the time and place, but he will never show up because you're just not worth it. I've got a bunch of clips from Todd, the two dumb guy. Yeah, shameless. But it's all in the same vein as Stuttering John. He's not scared of Carl

Carl's jealous and I mean we'll get into it. This is this is gonna take some time. All right, so I think this is probably the longest clip This is very important that I say this. This is a very long clip. This is right out of his podcast from the nine minute podcast Which is it is a nine minutes clip? No fun fact the nine minute podcast none which is a 9 minutes clip. No, fun fact, the 9 minute podcast, none of the episodes are 9 minutes long. Summer, three minutes, summer, seven minutes. So if at any point you've had enough of this guy as he's talking, just throw up white flag or something.

All right. something alright You're not mad at me you're mad at your father Funny when people who don't have any content judge your content. You're a cool guy You probably have a pause for a month pause please look man Did you edit in the goofy music or did he I didn't I know no I just pulled this right off his fucking episode I thought it was really close. So of you to put it in but okay Keep playing So so this is it's very important that I say this these quick edits. This is all him This is I just pulled this I didn't do anything to it all right

It's so obvious that you're jealous to it. Alright. It's so obvious that you're jealous. Dude, it does even matter. None of it matters. I'm not entertaining, but you have no content. Some of these people, man. First to go. I bought this American bag. You probably did drive a Chevy. Does your mom know that you're on her computer? I get paid for this. You can't hurt my feelings. How can the people that have the most to say the people you wish would shut up? How come the guy that comments on your stuff? Never has a photo? You're creepy. We know what you're up to and it's not good things. It's an album. Why don't you go back with the chipmunks and get your sing on Ginger which means I've been touched this is another two minutes long if you know it's I'm enjoying this I like favorite. I know you're looking to get popular off of me, but you hate me. Oh

Yeah, we got a leech off of shamelessness audience All one YouTube views. I'm only getting some views, but it's not from a bunch of people that I enjoy. Hey guys, thanks for the thumbs down. Did you catch that? In the middle of all this, he says, I'm finally getting some views, but it's not from people I enjoy. Yeah, by some view, he means too, which is you and me and Carl maybe. I'm a view. We'll never get this. Okay.

I'm not for everybody. And then he said, said honey I said umbrella Geez Trip music dude. They said I wasn't funny. You're entertaining, but they're still here telling me and complaining shut up I have to listen to the video, I have to be a good boy. And some people are people who watch the video and enjoy and say nothing, but then there are people that don't like it and they say everything. Nihos, this is all brand new. Ready to go.

Brand new. Coming to you live, the 9 minute podcast with me. Don't give. Better guys, I'm so sorry. It's so long, but I don't want to end it. If you don't understand, it's meant to be comedy, then get out of the way. Because trust me, I've made myself laugh at myself till I cry. It's hard to do.

Oh my god. That's hard for professional comedians to do. Make themselves laugh until they cry. So I know it's funny. Professional comedian? Sad. Fuck. Okay, so that I apologize for the length of that clip, but I was trying to cut up the parts that I thought were worth playing. It's all of them. It was all worth playing. I just left it alone.

That's a self-contained W-A-T-P compilation that he made of himself basically. That's why I asked, did you think did you edit in the goofy music? This is the kind of tape that you would, you know, some sort of a detective would find in a movie a thriller with a serial killer He breaks into the serial killer's house finds this VHS tape on the shelf puts it into the VHS player and then this plays with him And his mother is undergarments talking Talking about, you thought I was gone? I'm here. You like me, don't you? You're still listening. But mommy beats me.

When I pee myself, she threatened to cut my throat. So I ate her. Then, then, then, then, then, such a creepy person. You know, I'm just going to keep going through the clips I got of his. And all this is going to do is cement the fact that he does wear people skin. I assume he does. For this nine minutes, I hope it helps you get through something that you don't have to do for very long,

because this is a short podcast. That is a joke. And that is what we do here. We have fun. That's what I like to do. Have a little fun. Have some fun with me. I'm wearing two shirts in this small space.

It is hot. But as I've mentioned in prior videos, that's one way to know that you're tough. Always be sweating. And as I've mentioned in other videos, you know you're tough if you sweat. Yeah, got, see, these are the kind of videos where after a mass shooting, everybody flocks to the shooters YouTube channel and

They start archiving the videos. It's like fucking Ellie Roger talking about how magnificent he was This guy talking about how tough he is free wearing two sweaters inside or something. Oh my god We're just doing a member here, talking about some crazy things that I've kind of invested some time in recently, some new stuff, such as comedians and cars, getting coffee. What? I'd like to be on that show one day.

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You want to... 18, he does 19 podcasts. None of them well. Each and everyone has a different personality coming out fucking lunatic didn't this guy say he has a girlfriend and a child or something I think he mentioned it in one of his raps of course he did I think this I think this is directed at Carl and like I said if you're not a fan of it dude you don't have to tell me just go away stop

listening it's easy it's really easy but also if you're not a fan of it, dude, you don't have to tell me, just go away. Stop listening. It's easy. It's really easy. But also if you do not like it and say something, I'm not going to run from you. Fuck, I'm not going to run from you. Yeah, him and Stuttering John should team up for podcasts and beat the shit out of Carl. But there are a few of you out there and you know who you are that have been negative. And that's fine because this is still going to keep coming. That's why I dropped three episodes in one day. So look at big tough guy. You recorded three seven minute podcasts in one day. It's fucking badass over here. It's like why it's up.

Fuck a revenge scene and tombstone. No, like, why it's erp? I'm like a revenge scene in tombstone. No, he's Wyatt Twerp. Three podcasts. Yeah, let's see Carl do that. I pulled this, I know what he's talking about. I know what the real story is behind it, but I think this one might get you going. And one of the names really stuck out to me because you can name it. Oh, fuck, I gotta set it up.

So the Wi-Fi went out of this house, so he went to pick the Wi-Fi up to see if he could pick up some free Wi-Fi in the neighborhood. Oh, fuck, fuck, that own file. And now he's talking about the list of Wi-Fi names that showed us available. So, when you get your own router and what have you, and apparently one of our neighbors is not a good person because their Wi-Fi name is PC master race

What? I don't know who this is because So he's thinking that he'd live next to a white supremacist because it says PC master race He'd lived next to a white supremacist because it says PC master race. I'm sure you know that would be a console versus a PC gamer, you know, Yeah, it's an internet meme. It's a joke. He's disabled. I almost feel bad for make a fun of him But then again, we just spent like an hour and a half make a fun of this cripple homo. I was gonna say which one do you feel worse? Feel worse about Andrew or Todd? Fuck, I mean, okay, if you had to fuck one of them, which one do you feel worse about? Andrew or Todd? Fuck, I mean, if you had to fuck one of them, which one would you fuck?

I don't know, I guess the ginger, I don't want to have to operate a lever and pulley system. I don't want to have to operate heavy machinery when I'm trying to unload. Yeah. I think I've only got two more than I'm going to play from him. This is Todd jumping into a break down of comedy movies. And this is when he gets into the movie Airplane versus Airplane 2. And it makes me think of movies like Airplane or Airplane 2 where it's just so odd. All the things do you expect to happen, don't happen. And they go, it's just nuts. It's straight, crazy. Like you don't expect it to be what it is.

French bread, it still is. Jesus. An interesting thing because it just made me wonder of like, so I didn't add that in there. That he took the time to edit him growling French bread in the middle of his movie breakdown. This all sounds like the diaries of a Columbine shooter except Lipson wasn't a thing back then, right? Every shooter these days could have a podcast if they really wanted to and this guy's really, really trying.

Watch out for him in Walmart. watch out for him in Walmart. I've got one more of his clips to play and then I think I'm spent. But I did want to thank Jody from the Poe Boys podcast. He's going to turn me on to the latest episode of the 9 minute podcast. That's six minutes long. I mean, Caddy Shack, you guys have no idea me and Caddy Shack, man, wow, I would obsessively watch that movie. I would actually go out of my way and make sure that I would watch it every time I could find it. And then I got obsessed with the idea of

Caddy Shack too. Like, where is it? How can I get a hold of it? How can I watch it? And once you do, you're like, well, KatiShack won the show by far. You fucking idiot. He, okay. So if you break down everything that he just said, I got obsessed with KatiShack. I watched it anytime I could find it. Bullshit.

You know, there's times you looked at the movie sitting on your shelf and you thought, I ain't got time to watch a movie right now. I gotta go record one of my 27 podcasts. And then getting obsessed with Caddy Shack too, because when I first heard it, my mind went to, he's thinking about when they were in the process of making it, when's it gonna come out?

And he said, I gotta obsess with it. Where can I find it? Where can I, I wanna watch it? Where can I get it? So you can go to the internet. I'm sure that at this time there was still a blockbuster around somewhere. It's, you don't get obsessed with a movie that's already out about how to find it. You don't get married to a guy like this.

He's definitely lying about being a father. And I know he's listening to this right now. I know it for a fact, and I know that you and I will have to bear the burden of being the trigger for him shooting up a school someplace at some point. You know, CBS is going to report on how he listened to our podcast and got radicalized and angry enough to finally go through with it after he snapped. But you got to stop, Shamus. What the fuck are you doing?

I tried getting him on our show. I sent him, so I sent him notes on Instagram. I sent him notes on Twitter. I created a Twitter account and sent him a note. And then I stumbled across his email address. And all I said was, are you interested in coming on our show to discuss the reviews you've received from WATP?

And here's what he replied with. Wait, you guys think I've listened to any podcast you host or co-host? Is that the idea here? Because I've never even clicked on your shit. But you click mine like a jealous girlfriend. It's sweet. So then I replied back immediately with, anyway, we're recording tomorrow. Would you like to be on at 8 o'clock, I'm really you're interested in having a conversation with him, but apparently he's not going to come on.

Yeah, it's always difficult with these lunatics. They're flakiest hell. They're so paranoid that you're going to make fun of them even if you don't. Oh, but I am. I mean, that's the intent. Yeah, but you don't tell him that. They're just paranoid. I guess I can edit in the jingle post because Carl didn't send it, thanks Carl.

This is a submission from Pat the Bagel guy. He says, just wanted to submit a cringe of the week clip from the Prussman hour. The whole episode is kind of cringey, mostly because it sounds like they put a microphone and a five-gallon bucket and I'll talk them to it. It actually makes OP radio sound high quality. For the cringed clip, I suggest about the first minute of the show after the intro. It is basically their sound check that they didn't edit out, as well as all the example you need of the sound quality of the episode.

Okay, here we go, this is the cring of the week. Listen to this nice freshman now. Testing 1, 2, 3, testing. Oh my god. Testing 1, 2, 3, the red should be in the red. Testing. This is a completely different program. Relax. Your asshole. Testing 1, 2, 3, testing 1, 2, you can sit on the bed. I got to talk. All right. Hello. More sit on the bed. I got to talk into this. All right, hello. More comfortable on my knees. Yes.

Why don't you guys see, you're not gonna sit different in the hour on your knees. That's gay. Well, I've been on my knees for an hour many times. Sit on the bed. Knees. It's uncomfortable with you, gentlemen. All right, so let me try it out here.

Here's your chair. I'm gonna do this chair. You guys should be close. Yeah, pull the chair, man. Sit on the bed. Just get close, as long as you're close to the mic run the table. I'm like, are you now stop it? And then, and then record. Matt, I do talk.

And say, what am I talking about? Make sure you talk directly. Direct into the mic. Not directly. That close. Directly into the mic. Just make sure you go directly into the mic. That was a little talking like, what are you saying? Did you sing in church? Sure. Somebody published this? Directly into the mic

Somebody published this yeah I'm just playing the clip as is as Carl sent it. It's another 40 seconds. Oh, I think we're good. We're all cringed out. Yeah, let me skip. What is it we heard in the background? Cast. Okay, I think we all get the gist.

It's a fucking 40 seconds of white noise. Okay, yeah. The guy wasn't wrong pet the bagel guy This is worse than a piece show. So do you know what time it is now? What what time oh? Yeah, fuck yeah Definitely taking that one out Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha God damn it! Take 3. Alright, so I think we're towards the end of the show, so what comes next is we get to decide how we're going to pay Carl back for us doing all this work.

So I think collectively, we probably spent as much time finding a podcast for him to review as we put into this show. So with that being said, what time is it, Kaya? It's time for everyone's favorite segments. So you know why we do with the segments, Doug? Yeah, we were trying to get people strong into or strong out to come back next week. Usually, yes. This week we're doing it to fuck car.

We're gonna fuck his eyes out. Do you want to set up this show that we picked for him to review on his next episode or should I just play it? No, I don't want to say anything. I do want to apologize to whoever is co-hosted next week. You're paying for this. Yeah, have fun listening to this. Let's move on to the rant table.

Re-intangible. Re-intangible. Table. Last name's question. Who is your favorite League of Legends content creator? If you had to recommend a video to someone which one do you choose, and and and and so kept kept on our Facebook said maybe and maybe to late for this question but ankle spanking for sure I don't even main bottom I love how funny is kill he is and how he played every champion the game instead of top lane only champs.

Sorry, I'm not sure. All I'm hearing is words, words, words, words, words, words, words. Yes, this is League Cast. League of Legends podcast. League of Legends being the video game developed by Riot Games, it's a MOBA. Video game podcast, right up Carl's alley. Now, Carl told us that he doesn't necessarily have to stick to whatever podcast we choose for him next week. I would hope that his audience holds him to this sacred bond of the teaser and that he has to review this show. I think it would be funny to at least to me personally and to you as well. I'm sure to have to suffer through this piece of shit fucking podcast. Yeah, there shouldn't be any question.

We did this for him. He should do this for us. He should. Plus payments. Okay, we have no voicemails of this week because they're they're if I don't call just didn't send any fun ones. See you next week, everyone. Sleep well, everybody. Fuck it. I'll play it too. Mmm, great job everyone. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one.

I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one.

I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I don't know.