Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep167 - My Brother, My Brother and Me

Episode Date: August 18, 2019

After a long discussion about League of Legends, we get into the real meat of this episode, MBMBaM. This is a show that's been around for about 10 years and sounds like it started getting tired 2 years in. Doug from the podcast Good Times, Great Movies joins the show to discuss terrible improv and laughing at your own jokes. We also drop in on Opie and give some updates on Stuttering John hoping to dox us, Kaya trying to ruin our show, and Band Practice Guy pitching a business venture. Visit Deep Discount - http://bit.ly/DD-WATP Buy Merch - https://teespring.com/stores/who-are-these-podcasts Doug's show - https://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Showtime. W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello, back slapers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show they can prove Jeffrey Epstein was murdered by David Portnoy. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, the host of Good Times, great movies. It's the other dog. Oh, thanks for having me back, Carl.

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And then shit all over us in the comments section. I have a ton of those that they have just backlogged. I just haven't been able to get to them, but one of these days we will. Today, Doug and I will be reviewing a podcast called League Cast. This is a suggestion from Kaya and Doug. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast hosted by Nick Aden in Colton and they discuss the MPG known as League of Legends. Now, I obviously learned a lot from this show. I had no idea about this whole world and now I'm an expert player. How about you?

I don't even know what it is. Oh, you don't. I listen to the entire episode start to finish. I didn't understand a single word they were saying. Do you have a clip that sums up the show for you? I don't. Okay, good. I do. I do.

Oh, great, great. I have a clip that's going to sum everything up and then we'll get into it. But I do have a question called, what time is it? It is 6.20 PM in central standard time zone, which I currently reside in. If you lived in Texas, then I said, what time is it? What would you say? 6.20 PM.

It's high, need. Oh. Yeah, OK. Hey, this week, we're're gonna talk about upcoming patch. I guess the patch that's live now Eternals and that'll be fun. Do you know why that sums up the show for me Doug? I have no idea because that's the only part I listen to we're not doing this fucking show. Sorry kaya We're not doing this fucking show. Sorry, Kaya. Sorry, dog. This is a fucking porthouse of a podcast. There's no way we're reviewing this.

I listen to the whole thing. You should not have. Fire show. I know. That was before I knew we weren't doing it. I jumped the gun. I got overly anxious texting you. I was like, I'm gonna get in. I'm gonna listen to this. They said words. I know they were saying words. I understand that. They were saying letters. CC.

I know that that's the third letter in the alphabet. And they said it twice in a row. I don't know what it stands for. This is nonsense. And I understand that I am not the audience for it. Well, this was all an elaborate ruse by Kaya. Try to fuck with us and ruin the show. And I won't go for that.

So today we'll be reviewing a podcast called My Brother, My Brother and Me. This was a suggestion from Henrietta, Adam Robertson, and Mike Collier. Doug and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Justin Travis and Griffin McElroy,

and it's a very popular podcast. It's been suggested multiple times, as I mentioned. So this is the suggestion that I got from Michael. It said, I was listening to last week's stick show and hearing him shudder over Maximum Fun Network inspired me to finally write you a highly suggest you check out some of the max fun shows that are all self-congregatory, snarky, soy boy type shows and could provide some good fodder for the show. I used to listen to some of these and I most want you to cover my brother and brother and me.

It is an advice show that I listened to from episode 30 to about 200 something and I watched it go from a silly and occasionally politically incorrect show to blowing up and becoming a much more safe Hug boxy one with an audience filled with PC idiots ever since they joined the max fun network I've been afraid to go back to the show after the 2016 election hearing you rip it apart would soften the blow so Apparently this show's been around a long time. It's very popular. They do tours, they do live shows. Oh yeah. Apparently it used to be funny. Obviously no longer exists.

And what they do, the format is they read the Yahoo answers. They just pick random questions. People ask Yahoo and then they improv. They riff on that. It seemed to be a mix of that, and I think they were also reading questions written specifically to them. Yes, they did have some fans writing questions as well.

So I'm gonna go ahead and start playing a couple clips here to give you a feel for what their improvisational skills are. Oh my God, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, and also what some of the questions are, this is from the Yahoo Answers. I found a picture of my husband's neck in his phone. It wasn't anything on it, but that's so bizarre. Can somebody help me?

Oh no. Okay, so they read the question. I found out picture of my husband's neck on his phone. What's going on? So already it's fucking stupid. And they start riffing on the, oh, he's a vampire. That means it's a, I wanna be vampire,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and they go off on this whole thing. But they never just do one bit on a question. They each have to get in their own bits. So the other guy comes in and he has a hilarious joke. Listen to how long it takes him. This is a little bit of a longer clip, but Doug, listen to how long it takes him to figure out

where he's going with this and what he's going to say. I tell you the other thing that it could be. Y'all have y'all heard of, have y'all heard of Giraffeinit? Oh no. This is a really nasty thing that everybody on the internet is talking about now and I didn't want you to be left behind when your online contemporaries talked about Giraffeinit. Thank you. Let's do it.

Yes, yes, no right here. Okay, yeah. Giraffeinit, y'all yes, yes, no right here. Okay, yeah, giraffe in it, you all know, because I know clearly. No. No. For me, it's yes. I guess I'll explain it. Yeah.

It's like this really, really sexual, I assume, filthy, filthy thing where you and, however many partners try to eat fruit out of trees, right out of them. And there's, I don't know where the insertion, yeah, where's the sexual part of this, Gryffind? I don't know where the insertion happens, maybe like after you eat all the fruit out of the trees. Uh-huh. Epic fail. Maybe like after you eat all the fruit out of the trees. Uh-huh. You epic fail

That's the worst kind of in-prob where you know idea where you're going with it and you you went nowhere You heard the word neck and you went all right. I'm gonna say giraffe and then see what kind of funny shit comes out of my mouth Oh none None funny shit also. I don't I don't think, I don't think the Griffin understands what giraffes eat. They don't eat fruit out of fruit. Like, that's a good point. You know, this is just terrible improv comedy.

I mean, improv comedy is the worst kind of comedy and these guys are terrible at it. It's almost like they're just like, give me a funny product. Oh, I heard Loub. Yeah, that's hilarious. Uh, give me a, um, uh, profession. Okay. Uh, male carrier. Okay, so, so the, so the Loub, your neighbor's Loub is delivered to your house by accident, hilarious. And play my number six because it is just unfunny joke after unfunny joke. And finally, the last one, it's as though Griffin even understands this is not funny anymore.

Are you also looking for unconventional ways to make your door hinges go a little bit better? Mm-hmm. I've got you. Yes. Make sure you don't accidentally get any of this on your genitals. Mm-hmm. Really trying to up your slip and slide game.

I understand. Mm-hmm. Where'd he play spranks? I thought I was K-Rose syrup, but it made my waffles taste pretty freaking yucky. But didn't care for it. But I did learn I could make love to a waffle. And it was a beautiful thing. It was a wonderful time. Those nucks and crannies begging to be explored. No intimate dryness here. Yeah, that was the riffing on the lube part of the program. And that's what every single one of these letters, these pieces of advice is end up devolving into them running a joke into the ground.

But continue on for another 10 to 15 minutes. So I have an example of that. Getting back to the giraffe real quick. This is yes-ending gone wrong because the guy says, oh, they're giraffe in it. And that is where you eat fruit out of trees. And I don't know where insertion comes in. And you would think that they would just go, that's fucking stupid. We'll just edit this out of the podcast and pretend it never happened. Instead, the other brother has to try to come up with a way

to continue on this ridiculous story. Oh, I think, actually, I think I have heard of this, where there is a risk where if there's two, like if a second partner, a potential partner, like enters the area, you have to like slap your necks together to establish dominance, is that the same thing? potential partner like enters the area, you have to like slap your necks together to establish dominance. Is that the same thing?

Don't run, come here, home run. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hilarious. Nope. Wrong again. All right, Doc, I've been hogging the spot. What do you mean? You did two clips. I did one. That's got let's go. Let's go. All right. Okay. So on this show, how certain podcasts are made for lonely people that do not have friends or anyone in their life to talk to. Yeah. This is tailor made for that individual. I don't know who those people are, but I do know three people who this podcast is made for. This is a longer clip, but play my 10 because the Macarois love this podcast. It was a, it was a, no idea. I was, I was watching it.

I was, and I, I'm not an animal. People look, and Alan isn't. Alan. Be quiet. And then you're going to see. And then. And then. Yes Yes 1005

Yeah Yeah, you are kidding holy shit Like wide open yeah Doug when we were messaging earlier in the week you said we're probably gonna do a three hour long podcast now I see why a Fibs are 15 minutes fucking log Now I see why a follow of your clips or 15 minutes fucking log It was it that's the longest one this they find themselves hilarious. Yes, I was amazed by this I didn't laugh one moment through the hour plus that this show went on for and all it is is them laughing at one another Was that all from just that one episode?

Was all from that one episode and I didn't Times where people were talking and laughing, I tried to cut down on those, so there was way more. And that's only an hour long. Yeah, thank God, it's only an hour long. I went back to an older episode, I think it was number 460 or something like that and pulled some clips from that. And this is just an example of them cracking themselves up, just to piggyback on on what you're talking about and I have no idea what they're talking about. The person who's telling the joke is laughing so hard you have no idea what the person to say. Yes and they can use the coin eight times. To do.

To do a 300 kick. Yes. They can no more yeah well I have to make those eight guess for the entire year yeah I can train them to each other for dates and service I can trade them to each other like in John Wick they can trade I didn't know what they were talking about most of the time, but I don't know that that matters. I don't think if I knew what they were saying, it would be funny. Oh, none of this is important.

None of it's interesting. It's just laughing. And to sort of get into what the whoever wrote into you what they were saying about it being, you know, a PC podcast or or playing it's safe now. And maybe they were edgy or before that leads into play my 17. This is another good example of Griffin taking way too long to get to a joke that is pretty bad. Do you think Jay Leno ever takes a thing like his index finger from both hands and places it on either side of his butt chin and spreads it out and there's like a little hole in there. Yeah, I do Griffin.

I had that same clip because they're talking about one of those butt chin and they say, well, what if he got pants for his butt chin and then he could wear pants and he could pull his pants down. You can see his butt. Guys, hilarious. Who is this for? This is not interesting banter that we're talking about right now. Who is this for? And also was what he said as EG as he thinks it is? Play 18. That is the single worst mental image I have ever, ever conjured for myself or anyone.

Whatever, I feel like iTunes is going to have to put this episode in the section of the iTunes store That is like behind the curtain Yeah, dude get over yourself because you thought Jay Leno's butt chin had a hole in it That's the grossest thing. You know what's gross than that? Pitching your mom having anal that's way way grosser than Jay Leno having a hole in the middle of his butt chin who gives a shit. This guy does like 45 podcasts a week for 10 years. This is the grossest thing he's ever said. Yeah, it's pretty tame. Not impressed. This is another example of them cracking up and this is

during one of their live reads. They are one of these shows where the comedy doesn't stop just because they're reading a sponsor. This is a stamps.com live read. Yeah, well, it's a special offer. It cleared you through a week, Troy. That's free, folks. And a DGA-82S game. We found it.

You know, Tim called scare. We found him. He told him, call me. Me and so go. What was that? Well, that's retarded. We did a show not too long ago called Thoughts Fellas. And it was these 19 year old kids who were just cracking each other up and talking over each other and yelling.

And it was the worst podcast ever, as you would expect. This isn't that different. and yet these people play theaters. They go in front of, I'm assuming hundreds of people. I was watching some of these videos on YouTube where they have a whole audience of people in front of them cheering and applauding these kids on like idiots. I don't understand. What am I missing here? What's going on? Idiots. They talk like idiots. I don't understand. What am I missing here? What's going on?

Idiots, they talk like babies. I mean, how many times do they say the word daddy? How many times do they call their father daddy throughout this entire podcast? It's creepy. I don't like it. I don't like it either. Go to, go to, go to,

play my number 20, because this may just explain the fact that they're just out of shit at this point. Okay. The other problem is that we have been recording the show for almost a decade now, and we've pretty much given you people everything fun about us.

Yeah. We have to, we've given you everything. You know all the fun things about us, and some not so fun things. No, yeah Absolutely. So I think this goes back to what Mike said when he wrote into the show Saying I'd listen till about episode 200 something. I think some shows just Peter out, right? I mean Howard stirred his prove that you could just Peter out after a while. You just kind of run out of shit to talk about It makes sense. Could you imagine, could you imagine getting on and not even,

I mean, at least you're talking about other shows and you could just kind of do that. I don't know until you die or something. Oh, I could. I mean, it might get really old. But could you imagine going on and just doing bad improv with your two brothers every week for 10 years. Listen to how excited they are to meet people that have the same last name as them. Playment number three. Okay. I've met a few macaroids in my lifetime and I've never really buzzed one up to find out if we're blood. There was a time. You haven't mentioned that your last name is awesome. If you meet a macaroni in your life, you're not going to be like, Hey, that's my last name

too, wild. It's not wild. That's not wild. That's not wild. That's not interesting. And they talk about how, Oh, I guess there really aren't that many macaroids are talking about a guy who's golfing and meets somebody with the same last name. These guys don't know who Rory Maccal Roy is, I guess.

I guess. That's a pretty common last name. There are famous Maccal Royce, yes. There are famous Maccal Royce. There are also no of them in Ireland alone. Yeah, I mean, they just, they've run out of shit to talk about. They're also really bad at analogies. In the beginning of the show, they talk about going to see Hobbes and Shaw,

the new Fast and Furious movie, in what's known as 4DX. And 4DX is this thing where you watch a movie that's in 3D and they shoot water at you. That's the gist of it from what I could tell. So they talk about how they've seen this movie with this experience. It's so much different than watching a regular 2D movie. And this is the analogy. People have asked me since I watched Hobbs and

Sean 40X. Okay, but how is Hobbs and Shaw? I have no way of answering that. Can't tell you for you. It would be like if when Buzz A, Buzz the Aldrin got back from space and they were like, so how was the tang? It's like, I have no metric for that. I have no idea. I was watching it. I was drinking the tang in fucking space. Like, I have no idea how that's, it's even good.

It's even prime. I'm not gonna drink some now here on earth after I've had it in space I'm not sure what's funny about that But I guess if you say it whoa if you suck like this I can't believe someone would ask me if I've seen how to show I mean kind of Just piggyback off that play my number 12 all right sloshing guy I'm the quetzek to celebrate Money washer calling your bluff California

Dracool gross Jocool yep Yeah, it's a lot of them being sing-songy. I have, I have an example of this where it's one of these questions. The guy has some sing-songy advice for him. So what do I do, brothers? That's from slippery situation. You have two options.

Do you want to hear them? Number one is you throw it in the toilet and just pretend it never happened. I don't understand. I guess if you're in seventh grade and you're sitting at the in the cafeteria with your friends, you can sing a song and someone might giggle. We're talking about a pie. You're on a show. You're putting it a podcast.

That's 100% what this is. You're just trying to get the people in the room with you to smile or laugh or maybe more accurately just get through this yourself. Do you even think they care anymore? That's the thing. I think they're just done. I think they're finished with this. It's their income. They're doing this for a living. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. That's a good point. It's just their job at this point. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah. So can you play? Because I thought this was a pretty good joke, kind of. Play my number seven. It goes back to the 4DX thing.

Okay. He had a kidney stone going in for that he's had for weeks, doubling him over in pain, baptizing the fire of Hobbes and Shaw 40x. He did it. He passed the stone. Hobbes and Shaw 40x is a medical procedure. Okay. That was fine. Good joke. The end. My dad at a kidney stone. The seat punched it out of him. Hit play number eight. Let me guess. They can't just leave it alone and move on. It was a prescription movie. It pulverized stones within my father's body and fixed to my daddy.

How's it shop 40x fixed our daddy? This show is you nothing but tags. Everyone has to tag everything. Just leave it alone, just leave it alone. Make one loop joke and move on. This show could be 20 minutes and it would not be good, but it wouldn't be unbearable. So they explain, we've watched this movie in 4DX. What would 5DX be?

What's the next level? And they start to riff on this stupid premise. And one of the assholes comes up with the shittiest improv. Now, let me pitch this for what 5DX can be. It's 4DX, but your hand is inside of a box, built into the chair. Okay. And while your hand is inside the box,

you're going to experience the most exquisite pain that you've ever felt in your life. And what's that at your neck? It's the Comderbar. And so you're going to be, you're watching, you're getting sprayed with spit and blood and piss and shit and cub. Are you following this, Doc?

Oh, it's hilarious. So listen, yeah, you watch a movie. I'm so much fun. Oh, well, you're watching a movie, right? And you put your hand in a box that tortures you while bodily fluids are thrown at your face. That's the joke. Neat.

You don't say. I'm very good stuff. I actually have an ISO that I pulled from the show that I think is appropriate for things like this Ah, funny macro joke This is an example of the guy starts telling a really boring story that's actually real and He goes through this thing and realizes that oh, I don't have anywhere to go with this So then decides to try to make it funny at the end and And go ahead, you be the judge whether or not he pulls this off. There was a time when I was a young man,

and I got really bored, and I went on Facebook, and I searched Travis McRae, and I friended every Travis McRae on Facebook. Interesting. How that work out. Some of them friend him me back, and it turns out I'm still the dominant one Thank you. I did have to kill some of them and absorb their power. So I got stronger and stronger Oh, keep that under your head there. Don't tell anybody about all the Travis McRoy murders. That was me

That actually sums up the show for me Yeah, I went on Facebook and actually sums up the show for me. Yeah, I went on Facebook and looked up all the people who have the same name as me and I fronted them. Oh shit, that's boring. And then I had to murder them all! And now they're dead! Get it, guys? I guess? I don't know. It's like he was caught admitting that he is a lonely individual and then he had to do something to distract

everyone from that fact. Do you know how I know these guys are losers? Their only friends are their brothers. They can't even get a show with their friends and pull that off. It's like, well, we all grew up together. You want to do a podcast? I guess. It's the only thing we do anyway.

Well, play my number four. I don't know what they're discussing, but I'm sure it wasn't that interesting. But one of them decides to bring this conversation to a screeching halt with what he thinks is a good idea. That's not how you do improv. You gotta keep things moving. Chase, chase, yeah, I'm a chase dollar.

Y'all, money, Colin, the TCG. Fucking tight would that be. Oh my God. A dollar. Y'all, money, Colin, the TCG. How? Fucking tight would that be? Oh my God. I don't know. That's not interesting. I don't even, that was the money thing. Where if you play my number five,

this is a great example of the stupid questions, the dummies right to them, or the nonsense that they find online. If someone was the most wealthiest person in the world, the dummies right to them or the nonsense that they find online. If someone was the most wealthiest person in the world, could they buy the money factory where they make the money and the federal reserve too? That's a question. That's a question that they decided on this podcast, on this, I don't know, self-help

podcast. I don't even know what this is. They decided to take on that question. And they did nothing with it. They had no understanding of how any of this would work. One of them just rambles on about a story that sounds made up about an old man who found pennies and then exchanged them for three dollars. Yeah, that was compelling. That is. Oh, all right. The thing that we haven't talked about yet is the impression part of the show.

I don't want to. So this is, let me just set this up real quick. They read this question. I think from a listener who says, I do these impressions at work, and the boss likes them. So now I have to record our voicemail system with these impressions.

And I don't know if he works at like a a basic eye surgery officer something like that. So they start ripping on this idea of, oh, okay, so how would you do that if you're gonna do your impressions on this voicemail service? Hey, good enough last year, I was with the kind of moping with lasers?

Oh, yes, right. Where'd all my bad vision go? Right off the side of my pirate boat. Uh, Lollis, uh, better go get your ice cut open with lasers. Oh, I'm the dog one. I do, well, I wish I could get a laser, but I can't.

One day we'll find it, the laser connection. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This dude is fucking corny. Oh, my God. But I can't one day we'll find it the lay sick connection This dude is fucking corny Oh my god, who is this for? It's again This is what a seventh grader does and it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to everyone who's a part of it They're putting it on the podcast and are famous because of it It's it's insane. I remember all the beavis and Butthead impressions when I was in middle school. I was the the thing to do.

Yeah. Are you going to do Wayne's world impressions hilarious? Right. It stops when you're in like ninth grade. Because you know, you know, you know, it's on your 20s or 30s professionally. It stinks. All right.

My number two is an Archie Bunker impression. These guys know what Archie Bunker is? Oh, well, well, this is someone who clearly has never seen an episode of all in the family. Doesn't know who Archie Bunker is, but it's an Archie Bunker impression. All right, that makes sense. It's me, Archie Bunker. Like, Archie bunker impression. That makes sense. It's me Archie bunker.

Like fuck off. Like that's just not here anymore. We're gonna get a new heat in here. It's me Archie bunker. That's what it's catchphrase too. I don't know if you ever saw that show but you just like walking and be like, hey everybody it's me Archie bunker. Every time he entered the screen every time he walked through the door and say I'm

Archie bunker to meet head hilarious that's how you know that someone's a good improv comedian when their material is hey I'm the guy I'm doing the impersonation of I gotta talk about this is not even making fun of these assholes I went back to that other episode earlier and listened to this ad read and I can't believe this company exists. This product sounds ridiculous to me. StitchFix is the clothes one and they have decided to support us again. And so I get clothes from StitchFix. I get lots of them. Yeah, there it is. I get lots of them. They come in a box and they have a special person who has an eye out for me.

And they're in the box. They're in the box. They pick out my clothes and they ship themselves like a normal would do. And then I get the clothes and I try them on. And if I like it, then I can keep it. And they'll charge me whatever for it. And if I don't like it, then I can keep it. And they'll, you know, charge me whatever for it. And if I don't like it, just put it right back

in the bag and then send that back for you to charge. No, it is no skin off my nose when StitchFix sends me the clothes. And so I think you should do it too. Doug, have you heard of this company StitchFix? Did you know about this? Me neither. I had no idea.

This is a company that Send you random clothing in the mail and then you can either keep it or not keep it. How fucking Stupid and lazy do you have to be to say I can't figure out clothing This is too much ready someone to pick it out for me and just send it to me So it's just like a loot crate It's a like a loot crate. It's a loot crate for clothes. It's a loot crate for clothes. This is the dumbest concept. And I thought, who the fuck would come up with?

Imagine pitching that idea. We got the loot crate for clothes. They's like, no, people enjoy shopping for clothes. It's something that they have to wear. And it represents them. They're probably going to want to do that. No, no, no, no. They have no idea what they want. They don't understand how clothing works. We'll figure and it represents them. They're probably gonna wanna do that. No, no, no, no, no. They have no idea what they want.

They don't understand how clothing works. We'll figure it out for them. And I can just see that this investor pitch they're going, well, that's retarded. I don't think that there's anyone in this world. Guess what, Doug? This company is valued at $2 billion. They went public a couple of years ago.

It is a $2 billion company that sets random clothing to fucking assholes. This is a real thing. This got me more pissed off than anything else on the show. But what the fuck is this, didn't fix? And I don't care if they want to be a sponsor than I'm all for it. But otherwise, fuck this company, it's stupid. You said that company is valued at $2 billion? $2 billion with a B dog

That sounds like enough money to buy the places that make the money You could then own them and then make your own money. Yes. Yes, the way this whole show works Wait, can I just buy the federal reserve? Is that is that a thing you can do really buy that right? Yeah? I mean already the redsk skins just by the Federal Reserve. Yeah, right. If you buy, if you sell random clothing to idiots, I'm sure you can afford to, all right, what else you got here, buddy?

Let's see, what else do I have? Play my number 21, because there are a lot of times in this show where I just don't understand what they're saying. And normally they're just speaking gibberish, but sometimes I think I'm supposed to know the words, but they can't speak properly. Do you all want to play that again? I have no idea what he just said. Do you all want to play that again? Thanks for no idea what he just said. Do you all wanna final Yahoo? Thanks to John Archie and Long Live Trees

for the himself support. Yes. All right, I'm lost. I have no idea. I heard the word Yahoo. I heard it to John. And I think I heard yes. That's it.

Outside of those three words, I have no idea. Garbled nonsense, pouring out of his mouth because there's like five minutes left of this show, and they don't give a shit anymore. And fortunately, there's a huge audience of people who don't want to pick out their own clothes, or want to listen to podcasts that are entertaining. There's just all of these fucking people

that will give money to random assholes on the internet, because they have no friends. Oh, I wish I had siblings. So I've talked about this before. Open your videos to show for people who have no friends. It's like, oh, I'm hanging out with Carl Ruiz. Hey, look at my friend owns a restaurant. This is a show for people who have no siblings.

Hey, these people have brothers. That sounds amazing. I wish I had brothers. Let me great. I could sit around and listen to my brother's spewn nonsense for an hour and find each other hilarious where I'm not amused at all. If my brother is listening to this right now, Grant, let's start a show where we just Google things and then read the top five results. My brother, my brother in Google, it's gonna be amazing. It'll be...

I have to take some improv shows first. I don't know, UCB or something like that. Not for very long. No. It was clearly didn't do it that long, but they may have done it for an extended summer at one point. I would fail out of that miserably, because I would look at the person and go, that's stupid. I'm not gonna go along with that premise. All right, Cara, what did we say about this, buddy? You got to go along with that? No, I'm not going along with that. That's fucking stupid. Let me give you an example of something I just cannot go along with. They're talking about how there's this restaurant that was started by a descendant of the Earl of Sandwich, the guy who invented sandwiches in the 16th century, whatever the fuck it was. And they decide that because he has the pet non-samages that all other restaurants that make

sandwiches will go out of business or have to figure it out and listen to this amazing improv. Fucking you invented the sandwich. So sorry Subway, sorry Quizno, sorry Jimmy John. You're asses mind now. There's no more, there's no more sandwiches for you because I made them. They'd find some way wouldn't they? Subway would be like, we're serving them

in between two butt cheeks. Get on over to Subway now, baby. Doug, they're gonna serve me between two butt cheeks. Blair is. Because they can't make sandwiches because they don't have the patent on it. I wanna talk about how slow they are too. So when you think about improv,

you think about, you gotta be quick. You gotta figure it out and just go for it. Listen to this guy stalling for time. You'll catch the, you're asking me, like that kind of thing. Whenever you have to, I'm sorry, what did you say? Like all those things just to like, let your brain catch up and figure something out.

So he stalls for time and then he has nothing. Each table had six wines available to sample and everything else is free. My question is, what is the appropriate etiquette here? What are we supposed to drink 42 wine samples? Or is there more strategic and class-y way to handle this offering? That's from Marlowe's of options.

What would you do, Griffin? What I would do? Yeah. I would go around. I would smell all 42 of these little cups, and I mean, huff them deep. And on the 42nd one, I accidentally snort some of my does and I would start coughing and have to leave because I got embarrassed Griffith is fucking terrible

My god, he's got to be the worst right? He's the worst and I think his other brother is setting him up because clearly that guy does not have an answer Anything funny to say so lightning quick. He's like oh Griffin. What would you do? What would I do? Oh, what I would do is I would smell the wine get it? No, I don't get it What's the joke Griffin? What's the fucking junk? I'm out of play can you play my number nine? I because again it it goes back to what I said about the fact that these guys are making money from this. Oh, it's all the rubble going, uh, I just made myself an idiot on the internet for that. And I did it for money for this job that we do here. That's a job.

It's a job. They refer to this as their job. That's the real thing he said. I know. Well, you know what though, in their defense, most people suck at their jobs. Refer to this is their job that's the real thing he said I know well You know it though in their defense most people suck at their jobs So if this is their job it kind of makes sense It give it your hobby you take it seriously you want to be good at it

But if it's your job like fuck it. It's a paycheck who gives a shit It's all coming together now far away. There's a chance that they're taking a shit while doing this podcast All right, what else? What else you got on here? I don't really have much more. They apparently they used Abba's music without permission for years. Okay. Until I guess Abba got pissed and, and you know, sent them a cease and desist or something. Play my number 15 because then they have to tag an Abba joke way too long. Take another chance on me. Take a second chance. Take a second chance. Give it another pass on me.

Oh God. Stop. Why are you doing this three times, four times? Just stop. It doesn't have to, you don't have to hit the hour mark. That's that you're not trying to meet a quota. Wait, hold on a second. The guy says, take another chance on me.

And then the guy goes, well, that's a okay joke, but what if it was take a second chance on me? Which is the exact same joke. Tadding a joke with the exact same joke is not actually tagging a joke. It's called repeating it. You've just repeated your brother's joke. Right.

Thinking of a synonym and then repeating the joke We know what else you could say is there's yet another chance you could take on me Is what also be a sign? Yeah, why not take a third or fourth chance on me get it guys? I Didn't know that we would be riffing on on Abba jokes. This is a pleasant surprise I didn't know that we would be riffing on Abba jokes. This is a pleasant surprise. At the very beginning of the show, every episode, there's this disclaimer.

And I watch them live and the guy reads this disclaimer live and people are laughing and applauding during it. And it just goes to show you, if you hear something enough time, this is like Adam Corolla's theory on pop music. And you know the whole pay-oh-a scandal that happened in the 80s and 90 time, this is like, Adam Corolla's theory on pop music. And you know the whole Paiola scandal that happened in the 80s and 90s. What happened is, if people hear a song like, The Boys are Back in Town, Thin Lizzy.

Fucking garbage song, unlistenable, but it's been played so many fucking times, it's familiar, and people think it's good. Oh yeah, I know that song, it must be good. No, it's not, it's fucking terrible. This is a disclaimer that happens at the beginning of the show. And I'm just gonna tell you, you have to theater the mind this shit.

People were laughing and applauding when I watched them do this live in New York City. The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Ha ha ha ha! He insisted he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Ha ha ha ha! He insisted he's a sexpert! But these are just fat guys who can't get laid! So why would that be? Ugh, it's an raging. The good news is.

It is an raging. And you said that you've said in the past that you try not to get upset with people that make money doing this and have a good source of income doing terrible shows. I know I said about them making money. I know I said about them making money. I said about them making new episodes. They're obviously dawned. They could literally just put out their catalog over again.

Would anybody know? Nobody would know. Just start over for the beginning and just make episode number one episode number 478. No one's gonna fucking know. Just do it all. Holy shit. That's a brilliant idea. Hey, so I want to announce right now that Kevin's gonna be back on the show for 59 episodes and Wow, I'd take it the last week off was was really fun and I'm thinking I could probably take it the last week off was really fun. And I'm thinking I could probably take it the next three years off. If I just follow my own advice, free to listen back to that.

Oh, oh, yeah. I have a few things that I want to say about Kaya and Doug take it over the show. But let's wrap up first real quick. Anything else that you want to play from our friends? I have some other stuff. Just in Raphon. I'm not there. I'm not there. I hate it all. I hate it all.

I just, and I don't, I do listen to other shows on this network. I've tried to listen to other shows that these guys do. I think I tried to listen to saw bones. It was terrible. I tried to listen to shmanners. I hated it. They've done some other shows that I've enjoyed, but this is their flagship show, and it's such an embarrassment. Okay, you just said something that I'm taking a back.

These guys host other shows. Malt, this is all they do. They host, I'm gonna say upwards of eight to 10 podcasts. Oh my son made new some they do with each other some they do with their spouses Some of them with their father. Yeah, it's an empire dude. Who do they think they are? She was McKillian They can't do multiple podcasts. Nothing talented Just do one podcast. Well, it's oh, yes Unless you're Todd, that fucking guy, Patrick Michael, that guy could do it all. It's pretty great. He's pretty fucking great.

All right. I got, I got nothing else. Nothing else. We're going to move it on. This is just, this is sad because these people are known in the podcasting industry. And I just think that maybe people that listen to them, maybe you should branch out, maybe you should try and discover other shows, other talent, other individuals, because this, this mine has been mine, let's say. If I heard this show and there were 27 fans

like there should be, and they've been doing it for seven weeks, like it seems like I probably would've had a lot of nice things to say, like, oh, they're on to something? This could probably turn into something decent. If they have that, they get rid out of that. That would've been my day.

That's the, we'll figure it out, shall they're getting there? They're just hon holding their improv skills. Doug, I am super, super stoked to tell you that our friends at DeepDiscount are back, baby. They are a loyal sponsor to the show and a great website where you'll find thousands of movies and TV shows at incredible prices. DeepDiscount.com, everything on the site is discounted.

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Sure. So apparently there's this new movie called Avengers Endgame which has done more at the box office than any other movie in history which is good because Avatar is a pile of crap. It's the worst. And I went and saw Avatar in 2009. I'm you know one of these guys like cool. I'll check this out. Unobtainium. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of fucking shit writing is that? We got to get this thing. What's it called? Unobtainium. Is that... are we just having that there's a placeholder? Are we gonna update this at some point? The fuck are we doing?

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I was just on their side today. Okay. And they have a buy one, get one sale on Blue Raisin DVDs. You can get a bunch of Warner archive stuff if you're into old classic film. They have a ton of that stuff by one, get one. I was looking at a movie called, or it's not even a movie, it's a box set called Soul Team Six. It's six black exploitation films from the 70s,

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I'm like days of thunder, Tom Cruise in a fucking NASCAR. I'm in, let's go. What's going on here? The major league's amazing. Charlie Sheen's fantastic. You know what also is a phenomenal movie, just to show off my boomer my boomer

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But anyway, I'm sure you'll fix that in post, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Blame the technology for the reason why you suck at podcasting. I can count down. I can follow a countdown, man. Let's talk about the episode last week that I was not a part of. It was Doug and Kaya. I thoroughly enjoyed the episode. I thought it was hilarious. They did a great job of making fun of crippled people in a way that made me laugh.

I mean, did it go too far? Yes, it's most certainly fucking dead. But they set it up in a way that was like, yeah, fuck this guy. I don't give a shit. Like go for it. I think there's ways that you can make fun of crippled people where it's tough, but they did a great job filling in for us last week. And I want to say, the unsung hero of last week's episode was Kaya's editing.

I don't know what the original was, I never heard it, but I could just tell by listening to it that Kaya had to edit the fuck out of that episode to piece that thing together. So Kaya, great job. I've had Doug out of the co-host. I know how tough that is. So. So you hear the energy brought by those two

and you're not around. That's what I was shocked by most. They were out of the gate. Yeah. I am so excited that I guess you weren't there. It was very strange. Well, the am so excited that I guess you weren't there. It was very strange. Well, the other thing too that I've learned because I've gotten a lot of notes from people about that episode is that they enjoyed the fact that no one was

yelling and screaming. Apparently the yelling and screaming part of our show is not enjoyable for people. Sorry. I apologize. All right. That was good. I enjoyed listening and Doug, I do accept your apology. He apologized to your future co-host for having to listen to that. I'm going to call it a Fortnite podcast. I know that's not right, but I listened to the whole thing and I accept your apology, Doug. League of Legends or whatever. Whatever.

Who cares? of legends or whatever, whatever, who cares. I'm very excited to get back to the important things that we need to talk about and you know I'm talking about. Oh, the man, put the man. Oh, the man, put the man, put the man. Oh, the man, put the man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! BAM! You know what I should mention before we go into this segment

that I have been booked to go on the Chip Chippers and Pottycast. I am heading down to New York City in a couple of days and we'll be on that show, which I believe comes out Sunday, so a week from when this episode comes out. And very excited to talk to Chip, who has a lot of experience with OP, they used to do a show together. So, this will be a lot of fun.

But we haven't talked about OP on the show in a little bit. I think we need to get back into what OP is up to. I listened to an episode where he interviews Tammy Pasquatelli. And Tammy Pasquatelli is a standup comedian. She was also on a radio show for many years, I guess. I know that because they talked about that. I didn't know she was on a radio show for many years, I guess. I know that because they talked about that. I didn't know she was on a show. But I had to look her up.

I did not know. It was like, oh, she won last comic standing or came in third place or some nonsense. I had never heard of her before this. Yeah, she's definitely not a household name. But OP was down in the Hamptons wherever he fucking lives and she was there too So he's like, I'll come over and we'll podcast neat So he brings his Zoom recorder recorder over to her house and they have

Mostly a boring conversation for an hour But I there's a few things in this episode. Did you listen to this episode? I have Multiple clips from this episode. I really enjoyed not enjoyed it from a quality standpoint But just for about what you know what you do on this podcast I had a blast listening to this because I this is only the second episode of opus Podcast, I've ever listened to because it's only been on the show twice, and he is infuriating to listen to his ego. His mindset is one that I cannot stand. It is such a, and I hate to use the term boomer, but my God, certain things he said throughout this episode had me so angry, like not even laughing at him for being a big dumb idiot, but just angry with how he presents himself and how he thinks it's awful.

All right, let's talk about that. I have a couple examples of exactly what you're describing. Everybody drains. This is it's hilarious because Oia's had the, yeah, you got me, Kaya. Opia's had the easiest job ever. He's been able to just sit back and listen to other people be funny on his show and he's been paid millions of dollars for that. And I think that he probably has a lot of people in his life that tell him, Opia, you've never worked a day in your life, you have no idea. So Tammy brings up how stressful it is to be on the radio

and Opie jumps all over this. Okay, I know that our jobs are easy comparatively. But the mental stress that you can never check out of is what gets you. Thank you. I'm trying to explain that to my wife, my family, my friends, people family, my friends. People worked way harder than I did all those years,

but there's a mental exhaustion that comes with trying to entertain people, right? This is so funny. There's a couple of things I want to point out here. Ope gets so excited. Yes, I've been trying to tell my wife, my kids, my friends. They won't listen to me. I tell them, over and over again, how difficult this is.

My job is entertain people. Doug, you and I are right now attempting to entertain people. Is this stressful for you? No, this is wildly entertaining. This is what I do for fun. You know what stressful is trying to keep quiet happy? That's what's fucking stressful. Try to win new business.

I teach kids, like that is a stressful job. Fucking dummy, Opie is just like, you know, it's stressful doing a more issue. Yeah, I know. It's so hard. I've been trying to tell everyone. He must be. Anyone who listens, anyone who's even in the same room, I will scream and yell at them about how stressful my stupid radio job is and nobody believes me.

He is insufferable as a human being. And I love they get into this conversation because both Tammy and OP used to be more famous or used to have better gigs than they do now. They both found themselves in this predicament where we are both on the radio. We used to have a whole network of probably celebrities and comedians that would come on and we've lost touch with those people now and I logged this whole conversation that they have. Before the industry just bottomed out on us and we thought the people that were friends really turned out not to be our friends. Oh, let's get into the Tammy Cascatelli. Who used to be your friend? Who used to be your friend?

Oh, me, that's a great question. Hey, remember when we used to be at the radio? We had all these people we thought were our friends. Yeah! Who used to be your friend? That's how that works. Can you play my number 22? Yeah. Because I think this is right after what you just played.

There you go. But having the big radio show for all those years, I really thought I was making actual connections that would live past the radio show. Right. And it turns out, soon as I wasn't in the big seat anymore, and I couldn't do anything for anyone, you know, they always say you find out who your real friends are and man did I find out.

And most of them I find out weren't my friends. The amount of people that turn their back on me or their backs, I should say, I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable. It is amazing because it's almost as though he were in a position of power and even if you're in a position of power and you're an asshole and everybody hates you, they will pretend like they love you. So I had that same clip and I'm glad you played that because this is a guy with no self awareness. He says he says I had all these friends and they've all turned their back. I mean, I can't believe it. I want to just draw a quick parallel here. There's another gentleman who's in the same predicament

as OP, his name is Anthony Cumia. He's the Anthony from OP and Anthony. So if you think about where they were having the OP and Anthony show, a morning show on SeriousXM, a national show, A-list celebrities, and now neither of them have a show anymore. Anthony is still friends with everyone from that show. Iraq, Jim Norton, Sam Roberts,

everyone is still friends with Anthony. Nobody talks to Opie anymore. So is it because he's lost his fame and his platform that all of his friends have gone away? Or is it maybe because you're an asshole and everybody hates you? And they always hate you. You are.

It's probably who you are. Always been. Yes, apparently one of them was approachable and a good human being and the other one was healthy. I wouldn't go that far, but it is funny to me that OP looks around and goes, everyone on this planet is an asshole. Hey guess what, OP said you've seen a therapist or a psychologist or something.

That person might tell you at some point that when you're pointing your finger at everybody, it means you're the problem. If you think everybody on this earth is an asshole except for Kara Ruiz, then you're the problem. And the whole reason he brings her on this show is play my number 24 because I think this is a really good example of what he was just talking about how nobody was there for him after this ended and he doesn't understand why. Play my number 24. Then Jimmy Jim Norton insisted, you know, that he needed to defend Amy Schumer.

And I'm looking at him like, man, you know, these jokes are too close and too similar, right? And I don't know what, why, but when you called in that day and Jimmy was basically, you know, turning you and basically saying, come on, Tammy, you know, you know, all that stuff, you could go back and listen to it. If you listen to that segment and you said you did recently, my mouth is shut. And it's one of the few regrets I have in my entire career. First of all, there's a couple of things in this. This can't snow so far, where does the one thing I fucked up was the time Tammy was up my show. I didn't say anything.

Really? His only regrets. He's entirely... HAHAHAHAHAHA This guy has no self-awareness. It's interesting to watch. Let me play an example of that. He talks about Amy Schumer and this whole thing was Tammy Pescatali called out Amy Schumer and this whole thing was Tammy Pescatelli called out Amy Schumer for stealing jokes and then because Amy Schumer had a lot more fame, it kind of came back to hurt

her more than her, whatever. So Opie's got her side and says this. So let me, let me slow it down a little bit. Obviously, you know, Amy Schumer, you know, ended up on a rocket ship and her popularity went through the freaking roof. But there was always rumblings that she was kind of biting off people. One of them being Patrice O'Neill by the way. Talk about Wack of Self-Awareness. OP says,

Did you know that Amy Schumer stole jokes from Patrice O'Neill? All right, I've documented this multiple times on the show. That OP does this fish with eyebrows joke He's done it 10 fucking different times on his podcast Somebody on our sub-ride it finally posted the video a Patrice talking about this on the open Anthony show and here it is I'm glad our food comes killed and murdered. Yeah, because if I had to murder my own food Mm-hmm. I've had to kill a cow or kill a chicken. What the thing is, God, God put fish here to kill because fish don't have any eyebrows.

Any animal without eyebrows that can't like make the face like if you were stabbing the moth, fucking right, with a knife and he didn't have eyebrows and he was just looking at you as you're stabbing him and it's hurting but he can't he don't have no voice and he ain't got no eyebrows so you killing him and he's like this is killing me like you take a fish out the ocean immediately it's suffocating to death yeah so it can't breathe they got a hook in his mouth and then you just cut it up till his die But it doesn't look any different than he did when he was swimming live and dead fish looked the same Opie has been ripping off this premise and this joke non-stop and get the big belly laugh from Vic Henley and Carly. Wee's every time he does it. You know, I fished

Don't have eyebrows and Then he goes you know the A.B. Schumer, the problem with her, she used to rip off Patristo Neal. Like, oh, the chance he made that joke up. Is that chance that he just remembered this at all? He's a narcissist of course he thinks he made that up. Why else would he repeat it a dozen fucking times on his own program when it's easy to go back on the internet and say,

oh, Patryus O'Neill had this in his stand-up routine, said it on your show. This is obviously documented, it's so easy to find. I just thought he might think it's okay to steal jokes from dead comedians. Oh, well, right. Aby did it before. Like you could take whatever you want from Bill Hicks, I guess, who's going to complain? You did it before. You could take whatever you want from Bill Hicks, I guess, who's gonna complain?

This is another example of Opie's lack of awareness. He's talking about how the Kardashians drive him insane. Kardashians drive me insane. I don't even bother, they don't bother me as much as I do. It drives me insane and I'll tell you because they sit around on this incredibly popular TV show and they just hang out on their phones. I'm like, what are they famous?

I don't even know what they're famous for. I truly couldn't tell you. I know. The best part about this dog is when Open Anthony were probably at their peak, they're on serious exam, they have probably over a million listeners. Open famously would tune out of the conversation and start playing Candy Crush on his phone.

You could hear the sound effects of Candy Crush coming through his microphone, and that was like the thing that he did. And he goes out in this fucking show and goes, why are the Kardashians famous? They're just on their phone the entire episode. Are you fucking kidding me, Opie? It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.

It's unbelievable. This is actually kind of funny because I have found, and I've started to do this now in social situations, and my wife, it's actually starting to bother her. If I'm engaged in a conversation with someone who I don't find interesting or funny, but they think they are, I try and steer the conversation to celebrity, because every boring moron will talk

about how much they hate the Kardashians. They don't understand why they're famous. It's just shit that idiots say because they think it's funny and they think it's interesting and it's none of those. That's a great point. OP has no original thoughts in his head. Oh, and I have examples of that. But before I do that, he has no original thoughts in his head. Oh. And I have examples of that, but before I do that, he has no original thoughts in his head. He just regurgitates information that he's heard. So for him to say, I don't get the Kardashians, that's the easiest fucking premise

you could possibly put out there. I don't even, not only do I not understand why they're famous, I don't care. And I don't talk about it. It's just not something that's not my radar. Who gives a shit? I think a couple of them might be hot. Whatever. Cares. All right. What else you got? I'm hogging the spotlight again. I want you to play 26 because this is great because they start to talk about PC culture. And then OP uses a term. And she calls about, she's like, oh, you probably shouldn't say that.

It's a pretty funny joke. And you know, she's like, oh, you probably shouldn't say that. It's a pretty funny joke. And she's laughing about it. He does not get it. He has no idea what he said. He's so unaware. Like, it's amazing how he doesn't understand anything that he says or reactions by anyone else. I'll believe it when I hear it.

That's not the OP that I know. All right, here we go. Well, it's all bullshit because they don't even really care that much They're just trying to get points for their quote, you know tribe You know what I mean everyone's trying to to build up their own status do that? That's the word I would be using you right now Because I said black no any word no any word in general

Yes, no idea What you talking about oh is it because you said black now it's not because I want to say idiots No, he just made it worse now. He fucking asshole That's great. I want to talk about Opie and politics since we're talking about Opie's Strong opinions. Why would you take a side but But go ahead. Oh, this is the best. When OP talks politics, I'm always like, I push my ear closer to my head phone. I go, wow, what are we talking about? Oh, shit. Just to finish up with the politics, too.

We're stronger together than a part. And you got two sides that want to convince the other side that their way is the way to go. And it's never going to happen. And they're all the same. You're not going to turn 50% of the population to now believe in what you believe in. And America was always great because we work together. We had our differences, but at least we found more common ground. And nowadays we don't want to find that common ground anymore at all.

Okay, first of all, this is so funny to me. It's, all right, first of all, the definition of politics is that there are two sides or multiple sides and you're trying to convince the other sides to agree with you. That's what politics is. If everyone agreed on the same thing, we wouldn't have politics.

That doesn't make any fucking sense This is just this is just the ramblings of old fucks like cranky crusty old fucks who who are just like they've been talking earlier They're like remember when you were kids and life was awesome and you can sleep Just Titian just like and then skip down the street Like it was never like that you idiot. Thank you. That was the other thing I was gonna say It's not different now. He goes no days everyone just doesn't agree with each other. We're not all in this together I mean listen I don't know as much about history as probably you do, but I have seen Hamilton It's just the beginning of our fucking country people have disagreed. I want the country should be doing

the beginning of our fucking country. People have disagreed. I want the country should be doing. That's how they saw it works, dubby. He's like, you know, now the Trump's elected. People are disagreeing on the fucking policies. No shit, sir! No shit! All right. I have a question for you. This is a legitimate question. Please. I want you to listen to this clip and I want you to tell me if Tammy made a hilarious joke or just said something and I interpreted it as a great joke. You know, the people who like him are gonna be happy. I invited them. People who don't like him be like, why did you invite him?

But I'm like, well, hey, I invited a president to a theater. The rest on you. And a good joke. Is that like a president theater joke? Is that like an assassination thing? I think that's what she was going for. It definitely was over Opie's head. No, no, no, Opie didn't get it, but she never came back around or laughed at it herself.

So I didn't know if it was just a slip up or just she was putting words together. I didn't know if it was intentional or not. I assume because she's had a career as a comedian that she can put together a joke, Opie on the other hand, most certainly cannot. And I do want to just point out, since we played the clip where he talks about politics, I don't have any of these clips, but they later go on to talk about gun control,

healthcare reform, and vaccines. There was more stupid than I could fit into one episode of WATP. I can't even put those clips into the show. I have I only have one of those. Okay. I have a vaccination clip. It's 29 if you want to play that. How's Jenny McCarthy? I haven't talked to her for a while but she was great. She was loyal to me. Yeah. Those are one of those people. I will never say anything bad about her Alta and she really, it was cool. She really, and she gets me tickets for new kids on the block.

Oh, that's right. You were close with Jenny McCarthy during the whole vaccination thing. Well, that was a smart thing. What she told me, she never said don't vaccinate. I don't know what she, anybody else, but what you said. Well, that's where a lot of people heard, though, to play the other side. But I know that. And maybe I wasn't around her when all that was

But what I do know what she did tell me that was really smart was to spread them out He didn't tell you that Tammy. She cladels and don't vaccinate your kids like it is Documents and she sent an interview she went all around the country on every talk show and she said don't vaccinate you fucking it She gets you new kids tickets that's why your friends with her she's a piece of shit and so is Jim Carrey right right she she comes out and says Jenny McCarthy was nice to me therefore I'll never say anything bad about her so she's already set this up and then yeah what about with the vaccines though oh no no no no yeah it's all you guys are understanding what happened there all she she said was vaccines are great. They're saving the world just you know space about when

you when you have your kids get that's the opposite of what she ever fucking said. I don't know what other people heard. The words she said you just didn't hear any dying. That's amazing. I want to talk about that's what I, like I couldn't even pull these clips because they're so fucking stupid. They're talking about the gun, anyway. So this is OP not understanding how English works, which is the one thing he should know because he's an on-air personality, an unscripted on-air personality. He's talking about Tammy Pasquatelli went on Twitter and said Amy Schumer stole my jokes

It's happened a few years ago And she had to take it down because she got all this backlash and Hopi says this But so the Amy Schumer thing and it always bothered me because I I believed you hookline and sinker and I I Believed you hookline and sinker Hopi I believed you hookline and sinker Oh, be do you know you just said? Those phrases don't gonna get it you know You just call her a liar Client and sinker you totally fooled me and I bought in all right this, this is, I've documented this a few times

on the show and I can't get enough of it. I will play clips like this every chance I get. Opie is terrible with compliments. When someone pays him a compliment, so funny to me. Because a normal human being is a little bit embarrassed or probably tries to deflect it. Oh no dude, you're awesome. You know, whatever the stupid response is.

And I'm not saying that's the best way to go about it, but OP is an enigma. You compliment him and he ups the compliment. He's like, oh no, it's even better than that. You don't even know. Here's an example of that. This is right at the beginning of the show. You look handsome, you look younger than you did before. It's the, does you good out here?

I actually gained some years back after leaving serious sex out of for real. I had a good run there, but I needed to leave and get away from all the toxicity and stuff. And I look at old pictures of myself from like five years ago and I'm like, wait, that picture's like five years ago and I'm like wait that picture is like five years years ago I definitely look younger than that Says that she goes here. You're looking pretty good. Oh, I know I look at myself with the mirror and I'm like holy shit

I look amazing The fuck response like that and he's talking to be like yeah, fuck to no shit And he's talking to a woman who's 50 years old When a 50 year old says you look younger the response is easy You look amazing are you kidding me? I remember meeting you 15 years ago you haven't changed a big That's what you say instead. Oh, just says, yeah, you're right. I am amazing. And then, an hour and 15 minutes later,

at the very end of the episode, he finally compliments her. And tell me if this is a good compliment or not. You're married, right, Doug? Tell me if this is something you would want to say to your wife. No, you're holding up, man. Tammy Pescatelli, you are holding up. You're holding up.

That's something you say about your 90 year old father, grandfather, even her response. Oh, how's your great grandfather doing? He's holding up. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on. He's holding on When we have family over, we quickly turn the channel to cartoons. It isn't funny. I literally have to, my parents, it's funny to that generation. I can't take them in public because immediately they'll start talking about something loud. And we live in a small town and it's a small town. Everybody kind of knows me and it's not just because it's on TV, it's a small town. And I'm a big mouth in a town, right? 14,000 people in that town.

And I'm like, I don't want people to think that this is how I think because you guys are to I, I, we're entitled to our opinions, Tammy. I'm, yes, you are, but I'm paying for red lobster. So shut up. It's just like, oh, yeah, yeah, we should be able to just say what we want and so we feel wouldn't be greater people could just say, oh, yeah, yeah, we should be able to just say what we want and see what we feel wouldn't be great If people could just say oh, but not our fucking parents like shut your goddamn mouth Listen this role plays to me and no one else

Obviously I like the part where Opie explains That losing his job was the best thing that ever happened to him This is amazing. Hey, I lost everything and I thought it was going to be the worst thing in the world and then I realized it was pretty much the best thing that ever happened to me. Career wise. Career wise. The career. The fuck you talking about?

Listen, if he wanted to come on here and say, I lost my gig at Series XM, but I'm actually a better person for it. My mental health is better, emotionally I'm better, my family lives better. That would be one thing he goes. It's the best thing to happen to be career wise. Yeah. That's wildly inaccurate.

Oh, but you're unemployed right now. You had a gig with less than one to get fired. You're unemployed. You used to make millions of dollars on the radio, but losing your job was the best thing career wise. Who are you fooling with this? That's what people should say if they lose their job, land on their feet, find a better job. That's an appropriate response to that. Not I'm doing a podcast now that nobody listens to. my career has never been better I mean even Bill Riley the most delusional man on the face of the earth never goes out and says thank God Fox News fired me

For being inappropriate with women because this has worked out really well like you're gone You're off the fucking map no one knows where you are anymore. I'll be your dad We're the only one keeping you alive. I did like how she took a little jab at him and I found this kind of amusing at the very start of the show, play my number 23. Well, what I learned, you know, obviously I had the huge show at Sirius XM and before that mean Anthony were on... Don't anymore? Oh, this is over. Oh, this is it. I thought this was what this was. Forget it.

I'm out of here. That was pretty good. And then in the back of my mind, I'm like, oh, shit. Did she think this was a series like that? She think it was still on the air. We just had his own shitty show now. Definitely not. Everyone is aware that OP was taking pictures

of Rowan shitting and was fired from serious XM. This is, I'm gonna play this again. I'm gonna play this again. He regrets not sticking up for her. This is only regret. Do you regret the way you treated Jim Norton and then how you lost the morning slot

and then you went to afternoons and then they fired you? No. Do you regret that you were video taping a coworker shitting in a stall at work, which ultimately went to HR and got you. But no. So what do you regret? There was this one time a de-list comedian celebrity called in and Jim was talking to her and I didn't really say much. Oh, okay. weird. That's not where I would have gone with that. I want to play this clip because it's,

this might be accurate and factual. It doesn't sound like it is to me. This just sounds retarded. When I was growing up, my dad, you know, like I said, 78, sometimes nine kids, he started his own church. He did? So we could pay less taxes Bullshit, I'm somebody. Please fact check me on that. Maybe it's true

He said his dad started the church. So he went to pay taxes. They can't be fucking true, right? It's that something that we could all just do. We can just start a church and then just be tax exempt There's no way like that sounds wild to me That's something some insane. And if he was on the radio for, I don't know, how many years, how is he never told that story before? That would be the first thing I'd say. Maybe he has.

The most I've got a radio show. Maybe he has, but I've listened to hundreds of hours of OP at this point in my life. And I do not recall him ever talking about that. Maybe he has. So I'm sure someone on the sub right at what's on me wanted to dummy I am, but that sounds fucking retarded. There's no way.

It goes on to explain. If we didn't bring the tax exempt forms with us and we bought something, my dad would be pissed. Like what? How was that? I was, I didn't even buy some. What are you doing? Because he talks about buying sneakers and stuff.

Rock, don't, no. This is not tax exempt. Do you just send your child to go buy their own sneakers? Oh, yeah, yeah, you're 11. No, that's good. Just go buy your own sneakers. I guess with your own money. I don't know.

This whole story sounds like bullshit. If you're a church or a nonprofit, you can be tax exempt for things that you use for your church or your nonprofit. Not just for things that you use for your church or your nonprofit. Not just random shit that you want. Hey, um, I want to buy an Oculus Rift, but I don't really want to pay tax on it because I have a church. Okay, that doesn't make any sense. All right, I'm talking way out my ass. I have no idea what I'm talking about at this point.

Right, you could be accurate. I could be. Who knows. If I just say enough words eventually, I'll be right about something. I want to point out this is not from the episode that you and I listened to. This is going back to episode 55 when Bill Burr was on the show.

And Evan Harris sent me a note through Facebook. And I'd never heard this episode, but he points out there's a real gem in here where Bill Burr shows up. Hey, what's up? Bill Burr. And I should mention that he's there with Carl Ruiz and like 50 minutes into the show, Bill Burr walks in.

Are they in a kitchen or where are they? That's a good question. I don't know. But based on the background noise, I assume he's actually in his studio Westwood one at this point. Because there isn't a lot of background. That's the only way Bill Burns showing up to do this podcast too, right?

Yeah, I would imagine that Bill Burr was a pretty big celebrity at this point. I would imagine that he wouldn't just like meet him at Gebhards. Hey Bill, show up at Gebhards, we'll do a podcast. I was just in comedians Encourage getting coffee with side fell. I'm not gonna meet you at Gebards. Anyway, I guess that's kind of the same thing I think about it. Here we go. Hey, what's up? Bill Burke, come on in man. We're already doing it. How are you? That's Carl. Carl West

From the Food Network. Guy Fieri's Very good friend. All right, I gotta pause it right there. First off, this is funny. This is not even why Evan pointed this out. He misproneltes both people's names. He goes, say, this is Carl Wes. He's blazed with Guy Fieri.

It's Carl Ruiz and Guy Fieri. And I only know that, cause I listen to this fucking show. Anyway, all right, move it up. We were just talking about I am let me turn on your mic There you go. I get one of those man. Look at that little mixer. What how do you do your podcast? I have like a uh I get the guitar center of big stupid mixer

I've just why I didn't want to you guys don't not supposed to advertise The reason why Evan pointed this out and it's brilliant Bill Burke comes in he's like, oh, that's a nice mixer. Why what do you have? I just have a lot bigger one I don't need and they crack up laughing and bills like well There must have been something I don't know about. Oh, because I say guitar center? No, no, we're just laughing at your joke. He's like, well, that wasn't a funny joke. Why are you laughing so hard? Why are you trying to make this entertaining?

We'll have fun eventually, but that was just the first thing I said so far. Oh, man. I don't know. This guy's fall from grace. I really wish that I had sort of followed it and chronicled it the way that you're doing here, because I don't know this guy's fall from grace. I really wish that I had sort of followed it and chronicled it the way You're doing here because I don't know like I said once they went to serious. I was out

I really didn't listen to him when they were on there So I didn't really see the downfall except for the you know the Terrestrial radio downfall. Oh dude hop on whenever you want. It's still happening There's no reason why you could say I missed that whole thing or opi Lost his mind and got terrible. It's happening. No What's all checking out together? We're in anything else you want to play listen to this no I don't have anything else. This is I actually did find it interesting just for doing this show But there is no reason I would ever listen to this show.

Oh God, no, I hate that I have to listen to this show. This is the last thing that I want to play. And this is from his most recent episode. So after the Tammy Paschitali episode, he has a new one out. And I should just, I should just play you the set up. And then we can talk about it. This is unbelievable.

What's going on everybody? Welcome to the OBS Radio. Radio podcast. We're going to do something just a little different today. It's called a taste. Simply put, we're finding out that there are a lot of people just getting turned on to the podcast. And we know they're not going to go back and listen to 131 episodes. I have not. So what we're going to do is try to make it a little easier for those people to catch up. But also if you're a faithful listener of the podcast, it's a good look back at some of the funny, interesting things we have done on this podcast so far. So we're going to start off today by going back to the first four episodes of the podcast.

We started over a year ago at Carl's Creepy Cab and now you gotta remember when I was pulling up to Carl's Creepy Cab and I was in a much different place in my life. I just lost a massive radio show and I was just chilling out on the beach for like eight, nine, ten months. I was starting from nothing and what made this really interesting, Carl was also starting from nothing. And let's talk about this. Wait, what happened to that baseline? What it just dropped out?

I don't know. Anyway, whatever. This is what's amazing about this. His most recent episode is a best of. And it pulls best of clips from his first four episodes of the podcast. Who's doing this work? Who's doing this editing work? I don't know. But it's incredible to me when they used to have best of shows when they're on the radio because they weren't there that day and they have to play something to fill the airtime.

And back then, if they had good guests or good bits they did, it's not like you could go back and listen to them. It aired when it aired and it's gone. So it made sense. It's like, oh, here's a, here's a best of week or here's a best of episode. This fucking guy has a podcast that anyone can go and listen to it anytime. They're all on the internet. Anytime you want, download them to your fucking phone and listen. And he says, hey, I got an idea, guys, since some people are just joining the show now. Here's a best of, of the best bits from our first four fucking episodes,

which is so unnecessary and unneeded in every single way. Plus, there's nothing best of to pull from these episodes. There's nothing good about it. Well also Wouldn't you think that when he was was this one? He was with Westwood one was he would them right out the gate. He was yes when he started But you think that that audience would have been bigger than the audience that he has now Oh, yeah, I would assume much less people are listening to the podcast now. There's no reason

That's a great point. Doug, this is something that I track a little bit. When he first started the show, he was in the top 100. He's got a name. He's OP and he says, when we started this, we were starting from scratch. We were starting from nothing. I'm like, no, OP, I started from scratch. We were starting from nothing. I was like, no, OP, I started from nothing. Nobody knew fucking Carl or Kevin or who are these podcasts was. You're OP from the OP and

in the show. You were starting with everything. You had every opportunity to put out, to create a show that millions of people would eventually hear and you fucked it up. You fucked it up big time. I was on his Twitter just messing around on there. And I looked at him promoting his Tammy episode. And I had more shit heads promoting my stupid episode. And nobody listens to my show. It's crazy. Nobody liked it. They're like 10 likes and like three retweets.

Like you don't have an audience anymore and it's amazing. Like it's crazy I think. It's worse than that. Those 10 likes and three retreats are all accounts that he created. Opie has, I'm not even joking about this. Opie has accounts that he's created that he goes on and he just said shit like this is an amazing episode well what this is so this is so good I don't know that for a fact it's it's been there's been people who have had theories about this for a long time see it seems very likely to be oh man I gotta say it was I had a really tough time obviously we took a week off I had a really tough time talking about those shitty improv comedians

But god damn it's used to be getting to opi. Oh, you're into it. Yeah, like it's so much easier And I just talk about shitty opias then is to figure out why he fucking the mechal Roy brothers are answering Yahoo answers I'm very interested to hear from their audience. Like there are certain podcasts that you get a lot of backlash for. Yeah. I can't imagine the people that listen to and enjoy this show or anything more than just milk toast kind of bland, uninteresting individuals who aren't going to take the time to really

lash out. I've been surprised at how little backlash we've gotten from some of our recent episodes, but I will tell you that if these fans are anything like the Hollywood Handbook fans, which I assume they are, because it's the same fucking show with this nonsense improv garbage,

then they will be pissed. Because the Hollywood Handbook people took this soap, they took it to heart like, how dare you talk about this podcast with nonsense and non-sequiters. I'm looking forward to it. I mean, my show could use the attention. So I mean, I'm just hoping they spread it out, I guess.

Doug, from Good Times, great movies. That's actually a perfect segue. Doug, what's going on on good times, great movies? What are you guys up to? Well, right now our current episode is on the film Cherry 2000, like a futuristic thriller where a guy has to get his sex robot from a junkyard. It's kind of fun.

Never heard of it. And coming up on Friday, we talk about the awful movie fame from 1980, but after that, the very fun, the Running Man. So, you know, it's a really movie podcast where we talk about movies from the 80s. I don't know, make jokes at the movie's expense. Kind of like what you do, but about movies

instead of podcasts. And what I like about your show, and there isn't a lot, but what I like about your show, is that you and I apologize, your co-host isn't a lot. But what I like about your show is that you and I apologize, your co-host name is Jamie. Jamie, you and Jamie bring on here, but you liked her a lot more when you listen to the show. Oh, Jamie's really good at broadcasting. You and Jamie genuinely love what you do. You love watching these movies. It's like me with OP like you you really enjoy critiquing these movies and and talking through it. You're not you're not these assholes who are just like getting a

You're not getting any paycheck from it. Obviously So now these assholes who just feel like if to answer some fucking questions from random Yahoo users in order to fucking sell some ad reads. Listen, listen, we have a hatred on with upwards of 15 people. What's giving us money? So, you know, I don't want you to say that we're not making anything from this. Listen, that means for my pro host plane ticket to fly up for us to do a live show in Philly. Holy shit. Holy shit.

Holy shit. Well, I stand corrected then, apparently. I had no idea that you were doing as well as you're doing. I guess I was, I guess I was demeaning you on the cashing a paint shop. A million, Shamest Camillian? Whatever. Yeah. Oh, Shamest Camillian? Whatever, Samus. Yeah, no. Oh, Shamest.

I love, I'm glad that Doug and Kaya talked about the Shamest thing. I think he's been talking more shit about me. People have been sending me clips. I feel like, you know, I, Kroge wasn't happy that I told people to give him five stars. I got some backlash from that from people.

So I'm gonna leave Moone for a little bit. I don't know what the guys out to. He's endlessly fascinating to me, but I don't wanna hit that. The cool thing was Stuttering John finally breaking down and calling us out by name. I'm excited about that. Because Stuttering John, oh shit, there was a tweet

that came in just this morning. Give me one second here. Oh, it's funny that Stuttering John sort of says the same things that all talentless hacks about your show. Yes, you know, you don't have any original material you as a go in and he thinks it's interesting. He thinks it's like a Kardashian speech all over again, and I can't stand it He said that I was punching up Punching up punching up to stutter rig fucking John the day that that means I'm punching up as the day

I fucking hang it up because that would be wildly pathetic I'm looking through I'm doing the thing that other I'm looking through, I'm doing the thing that other podcasters do that drives me insane. I'm scrolling through my Twitter feed. So John Melendez says, it seems they can't stop mentioning me, proving how great my podcast is. Please get me the names of their hosts

so I can do research and annihilate them, stuttering John style. FYI, I don't fight fair. I don't know what he thinks he's gonna do with my full name. Either way. He's gonna call you and pretend that he's a congressman. Oh right. It's gonna be hilarious. Oh Carl Dodd. This is Doug. Chris Cuomo. You want to fight? You want to fight or something? I'll throw you down the stairs. It's funny that he says, they can't stop mentioning me, proving how great my podcast is. John, I want to point something out.

I talk about podcasts that suck. It's all I do. I don't talk about the podcasts I like. I never bring them up. I never mention them. You don't hear me go on and on about no agenda or Joe Rogan I just talk about the podcast is suck and we talk about you a lot So this argument

Zero says my brother my brother and me is that not what we're supposed to do? Oh shit that fucking podcast is terrible and That brings me to A segment that everybody enjoys on the show. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is a part of the show where we play just a quick clip from a podcast that is cringe worthy. And we always get suggestions from listeners. This one came in from Daniel. And this is a podcast called This is rad. We have a quick clip of a guy making sound effects with his mouth

while his co-hosts talk over him and pretend he's not doing it. It almost sounds like bad radio. They're doing like the screeching tires. And the girl still be like, the guy that comes on, he goes, that was Janet's last words. You just picture some dorky white guy in the background, just like pulling things

Fun trivia fact about red asphalt 3 It makes me sad that I'm I'm in the same club with these people I mean if one of those three brothers couldn't make a show, I think they know who to call to me really. Alright, one of them drops out. We got this asshole making funny noises with his mouth. And that brings us everybody's favorite part of the show. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Fuck teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

Fuck, I just realized somebody updated that drop, and they added and Davidly Roth, and I was gonna grab that and put it on the board, and I did not. We'll get that, we'll make that happen. All right, this is the part of the show, Doug, where we play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. You know

about this part of the show? I do. I mean you might be reviewing the show or maybe you changed it at the last minute. Who knows? Listen this happened one fucking time and it's only because Kyle was trying to sabotage our show. Picking a show that I know nothing about and you even said you listen to it there's nothing you could even clip What are we gonna talk about? Impossible and also I just have a quick question. Did you text me because nobody else would do the episode based on the show? I'm just curious. Yes We call you around here. We call you last resort Doug

Do you see all learning improv skills just yes, and All right Wonderful. Do you see all wording in prop skills? Just yes and all right. Doug, we love having you on the show. You're a lot of fun. This is This is a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week's WITP Good afternoon Millennials borderline evening Millennials. It is we are so sorry because actually I'm not there's nothing to apologize for. The only person that needs to apologize is Bill DeBlasio who made it impossible to get out of the city tonight. Jackie came from New York to New Jersey. I came from Virginia to New Jersey and

somehow I made it here four hours earlier. Yeah so we are the trip from the city is only an hour and a half and we spent that much time just trying to get to the tunnel and we were already on the west side. If you live in the city, like I understand, sometimes getting through the city can take a long time, but we had to go 10 blocks and it took us an hour and a half just to leave the city. Once we got out, straight cruising.

Oh, the best feeling, feel the wind in your hair. Yeah, so it was crazy, but now we're here. And you know what, I'm actually glad that today's episode is a little bit delayed because now I have all of my thoughts fully processed I read the paper already this morning was waiting to leave because everyone was running late don't get me started Okay, I literally won't and so now I have like very interesting business and I don't know how to tell you this But this episode is actually gonna be an ambush for you. What? Yeah. About what? About new music Friday.

I can't. Can I come back? Is it so long? I know. This is going to be amazing. I know. I know. I'm ready to do it right now. Do you want to just do it right now?

Just so dessert. Let me do it. It's brutal. That's so cool. Yeah. This is a show called The Morning Toast. What are we doing? It's a brutal, that's a total hell of a lie. This is a show called The Morning Toast. And what they do is they put out a live YouTube video every morning at 10.30 Eastern.

Are they driving to to do this? I don't know, I don't know, but they think that they're a morning show for millennials. And just based on that clip, which is all I've listened to so far, I'm very excited about this. This is a suggestion from our friend Andy, who has been suggesting it for a while, and finally, yeah, this makes a lot of sense.

I need a softball. Andy, or is it just Andy? It's Andy! Okay. Yes, the Andy. And I guess after trying to listen to the lead cast and then suffering through this shitty improm, my brother, my brother and me,

I just need something that's just put up on a tee. I don't wanna have to swing it a curve ball. Just put the ball on a tee, I don't want to have to swing it a curve ball. Just put the ball on a tee. Just let me swing away. Sweet guy life easy. That's what it sounds like. So I don't know. Somebody backs out last minute.

Just know I will come back happily. Oh, sweet. All right. Good to know. And Kaya, what I was just saying, were baseball references. See, when you're a kid, they don't pitch the ball to you. They put it on a tee.

It's called T ball. And it's for children. All right. Do I have to explain this all the Europeans out there? How this all works? Probably not. Oh, I don't know. They're always the type.

They're both in Europe, but it's right. I don't know. It doesn't seem like it. I could be wrong. I don't know. Yeah, they got that little league world series going right now. So do you see the teams in the little league world series? It's always Japan and Mexico and the US and Canada.

I've never seen Austria. Is Austria so continue? I've never seen Austria. In the little league world series. Turkey's pretty big. They did mention, I saw it. They mentioned that the team from Australia hasn't played in like 172 days because it's winter down there. Yeah, this seems wildly unfair And get their asses kicked by South Korea. That's funny

It's also unfair because these people have never seen a baseball game. They don't even know what it is All right good times great movies Please everybody go check out that show and I also well, so thank you very much Doug for coming on the show You've done an awesome job as usual. I also want to ask people to join us again next week because it might be the episode We found out once and for all who Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now. Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job everybody.

Great job everyone. Fucking cares! You're white cat but chain is this your center you fucking know all about this shit Fucking things I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, I'm a star, star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a sense. I have some voicemails that I want to play. Last week, I sent voicemails to Kaya and Doug, and they decided that none of them were good enough to play. So, let's figure out. All of them. I contemplated calling them and leaving a message, but did not.

So, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to So let's figure out all then I contemplated calling them and leaving a message but did not so I'm kind of glad I didn't but I would have spoken specifically to them. Some people did. Let's listen to it real quick. Let's listen to the ones that they decided to gloss over here. Or were you saying I talked to everyone? Was that just saying I would have spoken directly to them but if other people did't they didn't play them will then yeah, yeah, apparently did not matter here we go I can see why they didn't play that one

What else we got Hey Carl It's Sunday and I know you guys record on Saturday and so here's a novel idea. Why don't you make the episodes available in the morning? Every if your episodes come out on Sunday then maybe when I wake up on Sunday it'd be nice to be it be there. If you believe you have fans that are looking forward. Alright I'm gonna stop that right there. The answer to that question,

nomnuts, is that I edit the shows on Sunday. And if you know it's not coming out till later on Sunday, why do you just listen to it on Monday, shithead? I do that. That my goal is to have it ready for you for your Monday morning commute. That's my only goal. So what time it comes down on Sunday doesn't matter to me.

The reason why they don't come out Saturday night or first thing Sunday mornings because I edit them on Sunday and sometimes I like to go to brunch. I'm talking too much about me right now. Oh Carl, your show is so good. Oh, and you're not going to be there and that made me stand. But then I heard a dog in Kaya. There's a rat. Oh, I'm so excited. Except Kaya's got to stop feeding up his fucking clip. That's just annoying. I don't even know why I keep paying his podcast. It's annoying.

I don't even know why I keep paying his podcast. It's annoying. I thought he said Kai's gonna stop beating up his clit. That's what I was. But he said it was speeding up his clips. We're tired. We have to talk like this. We're leaving a message. And why is he 18 feet away from his phone? It's so quiet. I'm. Harry. I listen to your band, Carl, the ice Pope. It's pretty good, but where's the

fucking word? Alright, love you. Where's the fucking words? The ice tells our instrumental rock band everybody. Alright, moving on. I never knew Pewdiepie was multilingual. So how many languages can he have screamed the N word out in? It's a good joke.

That could have been played last week. What else we got? Hey, Carol, this is Eleanor Roosevelt. I just want to say that I am the true curvy risk. I'm just joshing here. This is Gary Indiana. Tell me the fix. Too good references in there for our buddy, Shamus. I wonder if Shamus listens to our show now,

to hear if we talk about him or not. I can't figure out what his personality type is. I'd love that Gary Indiana podcast though. That was amazing. That was amazing. Hey, Kai and Doug from Who's Right. I'm sure you guys are doing a great job in Karl's Place for hosting this episode. I bet you guys would do great if not better if you took Karl's Place in his band, The Isotope. You can even take Crozier's Place so that both of you can

get in on the action. Call me back. All right. Well, I'll also open up that invitation to Doug and Kyeth, they want to play in the isotopes. Here are the voicemails I've actually listened to and have notes on you and have notes on that came in since our episode last week starting off with this correction which I heard a few times. Hey Carl for some call or long time listener I just want to let you know it's a PewDiePie. PewDiePie. PewDiePie. That's all. Alright, so apparently I'd mispronounce PewDiePie's name a few times. What were you saying? I thought that's what you were saying. Apparently I was saying PewDiePie, which was brought up to my attention many times.

And the funniest part was somebody said, when you go to a church, what do you call the pews you call the booze it's like all right good boy you got me it's not a Rochester accent I'm just an idiot don't blame this not where I come from all right this is somebody who's critiquing kaya and Doug taking over our show yeah I'm 10 minutes in exactly to the Kyon Doug show. And I have to say that so far I am missing you, Carl. You really seem to make these two entertaining. Your guidance and width of systems make them much more tolerable. But I will give them the rest of the episode to win me over. So as far as it goes, 10 minutes in, Carl, you are needed. All right. I will say that the episode got better and better as it went on.

And I'll also say I disagree. I think that you're expendable, Carl. Fair enough I I agree Kaya was so funny I thoroughly enjoyed it. I will tell you that I saw I was in Toronto last weekend And I'm there with some friends were in my in our Airbnb and I'm listening to it with my headphones on Laughing out loud like a fucking idiot and everyone's looking at me like are you laughing at your own podcast? Like yes, I am, but it's not me. These guys are fucking cracking me up. I thought it was really funny. Kay, I got a voicemail on here just for you buddy. Yeah, great.

Yeah, listen to the whole show like I said I wouldn't. I have to say that You know, Doug is a slow build he starts off really slow and boring and then he built something decent by the end of the show I think Doug was good. Kai on the other hand I think it's foreign accent is off-putting. I think that next time you do something like this you should try substituting Kai up a cruisege. I mean, you know, kaya, you know, you can tell he tried and, you know, did work, but as voice, he doesn't have the voice for this. You know, he's just too foreign. Maybe he should try putting on an American accent, or something.

But yeah, so I'd have to say, yeah, trying something different this time wasn't a complete told disaster. This is Trump's America that you're waiting to see here, Kaya. He wasn't American enough sounding for us. This guy never went up, but so Kaya, you've been on like 30 of these. I love that he said he's, I love that he said Kaya is two foreign. Listen, I can go with four, but that guy's too foreign. There aren't degrees of how foreign you are. It's it. Yeah, a little bit.

I was too foreign for W-A-T-P. So for any other non-whites, non-Aryan, possibly sometic people out there, you're not welcome on who are these podcasts. That's the, thank you. That's the message that I'm trying to send to you. Jesus Christ. I will say, and I already talked about your editing job, but Kaya, you were so butted up

on that episode last week. You were the glue. Doug is not easy to corral. You were the glue that kept that episode moving. So I thought you did a fantastic job, thanks. No, no, no, okay, so I don't want this on the record of you just shitting on him and that being out there as some sort of a fake fact.

Okay. He clipped about 20 times as many clips as I did. He was well prepared. He could have stood to him. Yes, he, yeah. He put together show prep in a way that is ruined any future episodes He does now And I'm gonna expect that

I'm gonna if he fucking emails me four clips again like he has in the past and by the way Four clips that aren't even the podcast here reviewing just some random shit if he tries that bullshit again I'm gonna call about on it like oh, sorry I'm not kaya you can't fucking prep for the show I said it earlier, but that was more animated and excited than I had ever heard him on this podcast before Yeah, I guess I'm just yeah, not a good co-host for him fairly There have been episodes and and I this is my fault, but it was crowsh, myself, and Doug. And Doug doesn't talk for 32 minutes at a time, and I'm like, fuck.

Doug, did you, you wanted to say like, okay, that's not good. All right, here's another voicemail, and one of my favorites. Bandprite is guy is back. Listen, this might run its course, not in my world. I can't get enough of fucking bandprite this guy. It makes me so happy. Oh, you like this guy. This guy is talking about on the show that you reviewed, the guy with disabilities talks about hidden disabilities.

Remember that part? Yeah. Yeah, of course. So this color has a thoughts on that. The hidden disabilities came up on the show, right? And how describe the most ignorant insulting things I have ever heard towards disabled people? It's this idea that something like ADHD or whatever, like kind of thing like

anxiety, is somehow equatable to something like being in a wheelchair. Like ADHD and anxiety and all the things that are listed on the show are not disability. They're disorders. Disorders and disabilities are completely separate from one another. Like since I have ADHD, if I look at a quadriplegic and when, man, we're in the same fucking though, he can't walk or like beat himself and me, I can't focus on my fucking homework. Like what kind of season should I be to try and equate what I go through to a fucking disabled person it's such horseshoe like whoever taught that wheelchair guy in that dumb fucking show this concept needs to be just set on fire because it's fucking stupid

anyway is a love to show bye that was interesting that fucking disabled It's fucking stupid. Anyway, let the show. Bye. That was interesting. That fucking disabled guy made everything about him. And no matter what somebody was talking about, I was like, oh, yep, I know all about that. It's like, dude, just let other people have problems. It's okay.

Other people can also have problems. Yeah, I mentioned it on the episode. He's one of those people who just has to one up everyone That that asshole friend you have where you say you know, I can drink to Whatever I can drink 20 shots of tequila and it won't even affect me and your friend has to go you know, dude I have a friend he can drink 40 shots of tequila and you know he can still juggle. Yeah you don't know him he goes to a different school but he's a guy yeah it's my friend. Here's another voicemail god damn I don't write good notes for myself something about being secretly disabled. Hey girl I just wanted to do a call and let you know that Doug and Kai did a pretty good job

this last episode, filling in for you while you're gone. And I just want to thank Doug. Sound out, I am secretly disabled. Anyways, cause we're giving call back. Alright, so other people are excited about being secretly disabled. This is a fan from Brazil. Hey Carl, I'm John Carl from Brazil. I love your show and also the guy who was complaining about your briefing into the mic. He's right. You have stop briefing too. Also, let Kai

end up take over the show please. Also, I'm thinking out of my ass for this call. So put me in fucking West Mayo, Karna. Say. Alright. What did that guy say? He sounded a little foreign. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha If I hate these foreign people calling into the channel, they're ruining it. I don't speak Portuguese. What was that? I didn't understand any of that.

It's funny. Go back to Uzbekistan. It's funny that he says, he agrees that I breathe too much. That was Gaperham Sandwich, who said that I breathe too much on the show. I think he might be right about that But because of that I have to hand the show over to Kai and Doug just because I breathe too much I just fix it. I just work on that. It's harsh, but pretty fair

I swear I guess hey girl you can get a noise gate. Not fuck that get off your old show. All right You win all right, I think this might be band-priced, this guy again, let's see. Let's see how I like this. Pick up. I'm looking at the store. I think what we need is some W- like five bucks a shirt. In the back, my lawyer is not your lawyer. All right. Do it. Leave the lawyers out of this. You have a deal, sir. I will gladly give you five dollars a shirt. If I can use your catchphrase out of W-A-T-P-T shirt. Sounds like an idiot neat permission. No.

What's it gonna do? Sue you. Could you imagine? I'd be the greatest lawsuit of all time. I'd like to present to you the evidence of Carl not coming up with the catchphrase band practice, but rather a color, that color being my client. Can you please point to the color? Is he in the room today?

That's every time every fucking fucking time I heard that. It's fucking fucking ready. I think he was jerking up on that one. I think that's what he yells when he comes. So I mentioned Kaya that the one thing people really liked about the show last week was there wasn't as much a yelling. Apparently I yelled too much and there's someone complaining about that

I was a who brought the kayak and Doug for not shooting the bed on that episode probably my ears for not getting blown out from you screaming and yelling who would this for? Anywho? Dylan, um, it's a pretty good caro impression right there. Who is this for? Who's listening to this? This is the last voicemail I want to play. Hey, Carl, I was listening to the new episode, Blind and Crime, and weird thing. I was actually enjoying the show I don't know what you changed man, but keep it up five stars

For the last time kudos to you guys. I thought you did an awesome job. And really for no reason whatsoever. I didn't pay you anything there. You got nothing out of it. And yet you put in a lot of work and made an awesome show. So thank you for doing that. Oh, thank you for letting us set. I'll commend you for being brave enough to upload the episode to your RSS feed without listening

to it. At least that's what you told us us because it could have been just an hour of us looping the N word. It was a lot of trust involved. I appreciate it. It was brave and I'll be honest. I loaded it into the audio editing software when I downloaded it and I hit play and then I went I don't have fucking time for this nonsense I'm just gonna upload it and I just fuck it let's see what happens and while it was wildly offensive even by WATP standards I mean it was it was off the charts

offensive. It wasn't that bad it really wasn't that bad. They dragged out a crippled guy who couldn't walk for a half an hour. You didn't make critiqued him, they critiqued the podcast. The fucking crippled guy compared himself to a what a 10 year old girl who died. Yes. He's a piece of shit. Stop being gay and walk.

He should. Stop being gay and walk He should if you're gonna load it up into a software editing thing by the way check out the spectrogram at the beginning of the episode Yeah, I threw in a little tease for you Carl. Oh, oh little treat rather nice little Easter egg as they say yeah the gamers Nice little Easter egg as they say. Yeah, the gamers All right, well guy. Thanks for hopping on Doug. Thanks for coming on all right kisses. You've sag it kill yourself