Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep168 - The Morning Toast

Episode Date: August 25, 2019

Gooood morning Millennials! This week we review a daily morning show for idiots. It actually pairs well with your breakfast if you like your eggs vocal fried. Andy and Andy's brother Joe join us this week to discuss Real Housewives, the deep meaning behind Taylor Swift lyrics, and of course Larry King Live. We also check in with Stuttering John because his show is so popular. We think that talking about him will help us gain listeners. Nevermind the recent appearances on Chip and Anthony Cumia, John Melendez is the meal ticket!  In addition, Opie is not doing "best of" episodes, Sheamus McKillian hates the name Karl, our show has hundreds of one star reviews, and Band Practice Guy continues to carry the voicemail segment.  Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cous, Couseru, Couseru. Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run By, a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it?

I have not. It's a quality show and they have good ideas. It's kind of like, Jacktober, but with really no redeeming quality, what's up? You guys are concise and brutal. You just mercilessly rip on people.

Some of this is quite hilarious. You don't have to listen to shitty podcasts. You do it for us. You do it. These guys are making some fucking points here. I like what they say. How many of you like what You do it. These guys are making some fucking points here. I like what they say. How many of you like what they're saying?

It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-D-P-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R-K-M-E-R- What up, big slappers. And also on the show today, we have Andy's brother Joe. It's been a while. It's been a while. Welcome back. Hey, please go to whoarethese.com to get our email address, voicemail number,

link to our subreddit, link to the discord server that we are airing right now live, link to our merchandise. I'm putting it out there. You can get episode number 88, the lost episode. If you send me a picture of the merchandise you purchased, if you had a number of people take advantage of that recently. We also encourage you to give us a five-step review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section.

We're way behind on that. We should probably get to it today. I hope we can. I'm noticing that the intro is getting a lot longer than just even the old theme song. Yeah, right. I changed the theme song because the song was too long and now it's even longer. I feel like next week it's just gonna be an hour long chip episode. It could be. Yeah. I think you've gone for that video, and Joe, you've gone for padding yourself on the back to padding yourself all over your fucking body.

Well, fuck it. If you guys are gonna start talking about this. I'll just do it now Yeah, that's right. It's been a great week for who are these podcasts. We were on the Anthony Kumia show on Tuesday and then we recorded with the Chip Chipperson Podcast, which will come out the same day as this show will come out Sunday. So looking forward to that. I'm looking forward to that. Yeah, that's a podcast as well as a YouTube video. Should be a lot of fun. But before we talk about any of that nonsense, let's review a podcast called The Morning Toast. This was a suggestion that came in from Andy.

We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is the show with host Jackie and Claudia Osheri. Yes. Is that how you pronounce her last name? I actually do. I do. I do. I do. I swear I believe so. This is a show with host Jackie and Claudia Osheri. Yes. Is that how you pronounce her last name? I actually do.

I believe so. So Jackie and Claudia are two mid-twenty-year-old women, sisters, who put on the morning show, they wish existed. Okay. Because they don't think morning shows speak to millennials. This doesn't speak to anyone. So they put on a show that speaks to millennials. Oh, God.

This is a show that is live on YouTube and Facebook every weekday at 10.30 a day. Every day? Five days a week. This is a live show that goes out that you can watch. And I thought it was interesting. It's called Morning Toast. And the reason for that is because they give you the five stories.

You need to know for your day. And this is a segment that they have on every show. They say this. Without further ado, it is time for the fast-five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. These are the stories you need to know before you wake up and eat breakfast. It's at 10.30 a.m Who are the fucking losers who still are on a bed and having breakfast by that? Millennials with no fucking jobs

Apparently it's a weird time to put out a morning shot. Yeah, I mean I I was up at 10.30 today, but it's Saturday This is not about you Andy and this show is like for millennials, this isn't for millennials, this is for fucking little girls, right? Correct. I mean, what really bothered me about this initially was that they go on and on about the newspaper, which I find very odd, and we'll talk about later.

But there's no new, this is all like pop culture bullshit. It's not five things, you know, for the day. It's five. Yeah, the newspaper she's getting must be the inquirer because it's all bullshit Yeah, it's worse than like people reading Wikipedia. They're just reading page six star Are they reading the ingredients of a beyond burger? We're gonna be we're gonna be later on I like when he's off dear right now It's pretty funny, but let's play some clips so people know what we're talking about. I'm gonna start with you and do you have a good? The sums up the show for you. I believe I would say two is my show sum up. Okay? Taylor Swift wrote truly one of the most heartbreaking songs about John Mayer basically saying he took advantage of her in shoes 19

And like years later, he finally responded obviously the song Dear John was about him because his name is John. And he responded in his most recent album with a song called Paper Doll, which is actually a really good song, but it hurts my heart because he says one of the meanest things about a person and he says you're like 22 girls and one and none of them know what they're running from. And she's 22, you know, that was her song. So now Paper Rings makes me think, of course, this has to be some sort of response to Paper Doll.

I want to point something out. Before we comment on that. Yeah. It's a lot of Taylor Swift talk in this episode. That's not sped up. Right. People might think that we're like Kaya, we're speeding up our clips. Not in the case.

I couldn't believe it. I didn't go back to the app and check multiple times. Am I playing this regularly? I can't even. I can't even. I can't even buy anyone to try and listen to this on 2x speed. It'd be a blast. Did you click it over at all to see what it's like?

I spun it up a little bit and I actually, I've never done this before, I slowed it down. I brought it the other way. What the fuck are they talking about? It's gonna explode if you try and listen to this. Alright, so what is that sum up the show for you Andy? Well, I would just because it's relentless nonsense. Yeah. And she's talking so fucking fast. Quick play of 5 on the heels of nonsense. Yeah. And she's talking so fucking fast,

quickly, five on the heels of that. Sure. That is just so unfair of you to say. But you know what, I really don't want to get into it. And our podcast reviews suggest that we talk about Taylor Swift too much. They're talking about it so fucking much. You can't really, right? So talking about the same thing.

Yeah. I don't get a lot of people saying, so I'm talking about OP. But apparently they get a lot of people saying, so talking about OP, but apparently they get a lot of people saying, Sam talking about Dallas. Yeah, I think it's Taylor Swift. She's like, what do you, please guys? What's up talking about me?

It's enough. I can only imagine that these brods talk this fast because so many people have walked away from them in the middle of a fucking sentence. Like, I gotta get the tone. Before you walk away, where are you going? Well, we're going this way now. Wait, I have to finish what I'm saying to you.

I think that's very possible. Fuck you doing. Joe, let's hit it, buddy. What do you got that sums up to show? Okay, well, I have a bad habit of pulling a long clip and then stepping on a lot of clips. So the one that summed up for me was the end of the show where she's doing her plugs and shit like that.

I don't know, do you get to have a lot on that? We could just play my first clip and let's jump to the end real quick I do want to point out to you guys. I Did not clip this show this episode. Oh, I clipped a different episode from this past Thursday, okay? Because I figured we'd have a lot of things overlapping and Honestly, I say this a lot everything's clipable Just fucking idiots. Yeah, no, this is the vocal fries through the roof. But

I hear it. Here's your number one show. We are out here in New Jersey. I have a show tomorrow night in Asbury Park. I just actually released they I had like 30 tickets for myself and apparently I don't have 30 friends. So I just released 20 more tickets. If you want to head to ticket master or grow with no job.com as very park New Jersey. Tomorrow night the show starts at nine o'clock after Shabbat because I am thoughtful of the Jews who live here in New Jersey. I figured there was a big Jewish crowd.

So Shabbat ends at 8.30 come on by 9 o'clock. I'll probably go on around 9.15. It's gonna be a good time. I had two great shows in Virginia, except literally the craziest thing happened to me in my show last night. What? And I was like, you know, I'm really hard on myself with my shows, but like, you know, you know, I was on fucking fire in Richmond. Like, I couldn't be tamed new content. Old content, like, my-

I'm pausing this for a second. Just so I can say, this woman has a standup career somehow. Yeah. She does standup kind of. That's what she's talking about. You know, but hang on. Which is crazy. That's funny.

She says, I have shows and stuff. And I'm like, is she a singer? Right. I didn't show it's not funny. That's why I paused it to say that she's a standup because I didn't know that when she started talking about right, I had to do some research. I listened to the whole show. I the whole show anybody go and try and find

And what did you find instead? We got to tee this up though. Okay. What you'd find when you go looking for Something about her on the internet. Yeah has nothing to do with stand up. No and everything to do with xenophobia You know that? No. Should I get back to this clip first? No, no. No, you gotta talk about this.

Okay, I was so excited about this show because I like nothing better than to know that somebody is completely in the wrong and they deserve a punch in the face. Okay. And that's this show. Okay. I usually take the Kevin tech of like, to try and find something good, there's nothing good here.

There's the good news is that, there'll be no punches pulled with this fucking show. Okay. These people are awful. I don't know about all of this. I just wanna know a couple episodes. Go ahead. I know that she's famous because she had an Instagram account

where she goofed on people, right? Something like her, her name is Girl with No Job. Yeah, it used to be Girl with a job when she was doing an internship and she had a Tumblr blog that she would make fun of her co-workers on. Right. She would goof on people and then she got fired. Right. And then she became Girl with No, that's all I know.

And the rest I don't know. But see the follow-up you have out. I don't actively trying to cover up the fact that their mother is Pamela Geller, who is a right-wing anti-Muslim, like, for real? Fox News, like every time something bad happens, she's the first one to run to a microphone

and be like, oh, it's because Muslims are attacking this country. And this girl Claudia was called out hard about racist tweets, like saying Obama's Muslim and shit like that really. Is it Obama Muslim? Am I crazy? Am I the crazy one? Okay, I didn't know.

But anyway, these are racist people. Calling someone Muslim is racism? That's interesting. That's new to me as well. Taking a taxi cab is funding ISIS on Twitter. Right. Is that, I don't know. Probably.

Is it hilarious or racist or both? I know I want to see your stand up. That sounds like you're pretty funny. They call their mother Pamela Geller was referred to as an activist. An anti-Islam Muslim anti, anti-Muslim activists. Okay, I told Bill Martin the same fact. Super right, super right wing.

Yeah. But essentially known for shooting on Islam and Muslims and things like that. Gotcha. Fuzz. This is going really well right now guys. All right, I can't believe I out of research, go. I was telling Joe, it's such a nice day.

It's such a nice weekend. I was not riding my bike today. I'm usually doing show, but I can't do it. I listened to the show. It took me three different lessons to get all the way through an hour and a half. I'm so frustrated. I listened to it.

It's impossible. He texted me, he's like, I left all my notes at work. I can't listen to this show again. It's so bad. Okay, so now that we got all that out of the way, I lost there's more to talk about there. And you know, fuck the rest of it. I just want everybody to know that these women deserve it.

She really, she's just like, oh, these people bought me a drink and they're trying to talk to me on stage. And I love it. Yeah, she called people while we're trying to give her a drink while she's on stage, she's like, security, what are you doing? That's the rest of your questions. That'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be.

I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be.

I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be.

I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be.. You know how to handle a crowd. Yeah, of course. You know, for security, when somebody likes you walks up towards the stage, and she's kind of like Vic Henley, where I can't find the stand up anywhere on the internet.

And she's not funny at all, but she's got a podcast. So I'm having a hard time connecting stand-up comedian to GoAast. Yeah. He's these people are very fucking full of themselves. I noticed that. They're very proud of themselves. I watched some shows where they were featured on Access Hollywood and whatever other vapid shows that are on TV. And like, you gotta see these two women doing the morning

toes and they're interviewing. And I'm like, this is, oh, I, this is fucking bizarre all over me. Right. This is crazy lad. I don't know if you have a clip that sums up the show for you, Carl. Sure I do. I'm glad that you asked. Thanks. Thank you very much. This is them with vocal fry and likes and it's really Claudia.

More likes than Joe just did. But that's gonna be hard to do. This is vocal fry Likes and it's really just Claudia Osheri. Her sister Jackie is obnoxious to listen to her, but doesn't say like this much. And honestly, I'm really feeling sad for Emily. I feel like she's having such a bad year. And I really like her and I think she's like a good mom and she just wants to do it all. And that thing with the dance. It was so sad and so cute.

And I knew exactly what she was talking about. I wanted to do something like out of my comfort zone. He just like completely chummy down. And someone said a theory in the toaster said I thought was really interesting because they're like really airing their journey laundry like more so than last year. Someone's like I feel like they're divorced.

And like him being taken the bar is like, he's not never been in the house. Like maybe he moved out. Her voice, she makes Chrissy Mayer sound like Queen Elizabeth. Yeah, the way this woman does. It's very difficult to get through because it's rapid fire vocal fry. Yeah, you never hear that usually vocal fry

kind of towels are. Right, yeah. At least. But this woman is just fucking crushing it. I didn't do it. So the drummer from Mass did that. I was like the predator or the gr- I've ever seen the grudge.

Yeah, it's just like, uh. Ah. That's your whole voice. Here's another example of that. Real quick clip talking about some reality, television, personality that she likes. I love Craig, like I really can tell the difference with him being on Adderall and not,

and he's so much more himself, and I just, I really love him. I love how much he like totally still loves Naomi, and I love how much he just loves and respects and takes care of Catherine. So what I've done is, I've taken really love him. I love how much he like totally still loves me And I love how much he like just loves and respects and takes care of Catherine So what I've done is that I've taken that same clip Jesus I've taken that same clip and I've I put some some bells and dings. Yeah, when she says like Or has Volko fry? Everybody loves it. Yeah, so this is what this sounds like I love Craig like I really can tell the difference with him being on Adderall and not and he's so much more himself

And I just I really like Holy shit, yeah, this was actually more entertaining than yeah, they're podcasts It's funny that they're not even listening to each other talk This is really on the episode that I had listened to and Claudia's husband who's also like an Instagram influencer some nonsense is dropping some merch so she's talking about how excited he is and she's helping him promote that. His merch shops today at noon on keto season szn.com if you want to check it out there's actually really cute high quality stuff he worked super hot on it like he's never been so excited

I think he's more excited about this merch shop than he was like for our wedding that's sweet. He's more excited for this merch shop than he was like for our wedding. That's sweet. He's more excited for this merch shop than he was for our wedding. That's sweet. Are you Whistening to your sister? That's nothing sweet about that. I'm sure in retro respect, he's more excited about a lot of things than his wedding. Yes, I guarantee it. I also love that these women are now part of this celebrity culture. Don't, don't. This is not a type like a Hilton's, right? Like they're trying to make their family...

Well, they would think they're the next card day I see. Listen to this name dropping. The way it's done is so perfect. Like they're seasoned vats that they've dropping. Don't do that because first of all, I want to have the experience with everyone. Knowing things before people, but not being able to say anything is like not fun. Like, hello, I knew Ariana and Pete were engaged because I saw them at a party

and I couldn't fucking say anything. Drop! Because that's how people talk. Oh yeah, Ariana and Pete, yeah, I saw those two. Who's ever said Pete without saying Pete Davidson? That's the state. You're not saying Pete. All right, moving on. They were talking about the fact that they get things

First and before other people because don't they just read it because there's a lot of these first all no listen to this they got Adele's album I remember I got Adele's late newest album 25 so did I so did I before it came out She could not get that. I don't do. I also can think before everybody else. I'm not gonna touch on you, it's me too. Okay, one-over. I know it's all possible. I didn't clip this part, but at one point,

Claudia asks Jackie if she's ever had sex with a celebrity, my clip nine. Okay, yeah, I remember that. Have you ever, like, almost hooked up with a celebrity? ever like almost hooked up with the celebrity or like hooked up with a celebrity? Um, no. No, because we've only started meeting celebrities like since I've been taken. No, I mean, aside from, you know, my ongoing affair with Eric Peth, no celebrity celebrity.

Oh, that's the closest that you've gotten. Yeah, and honestly, like, we had a hug once that like I, I still think about. That's so pathetic. Like, you can't wait to fucking talk about any of this. Like she doesn't know already if you had sex with this celebrity. Right. And also who the fuck is Derek Peff? I don't know.

Never heard of that. I have to look it up. I have to look it up. There's some dick from the bachelor. Oh, okay. But I hugged anyone. They love reality television. That's like all they talk about.

I hugged this nobody once. By that, Netric, I went on a's love reality television. That's like all they talk about yeah, I hugged this nobody once By that nutric I I went on a date with Bert Young from Rocky because I I went to a meal with him when I was working on a movie So he bought me Yeah, I'm engaged now he's my sugar daddy Can I get you another drink or something? I didn't realize how cool you are. I have no idea. I Didn't I've never brought it up because it's a fucking nothing like that comment. Did he bring his robot? Yes His racist robot

All right, what else we got on here guys? My clip number two is take your own advice. All right I just choke on the perfume mixture, you can stop talking. Yeah. Ooh, it does get a little harsh from time to time on here. I also have a real quick ISO that I think is gonna make a lot of sense after many of the clips that we play. That's not a logical way of thinking.

Yeah. My 11 can use, you can use that one too. We're lame. I know. Damn. Okay. Are they getting an airplane in that clip? What the fuck is that noise? We're lame. I know. Damn. Okay. I think number three could be used on this too. Aren't they in a studio? That is, I mean you're like laughing more than usual today. No no I think you're delirious because you're laughing at my jokes And like there's not even funny. I'm not sure we're being funnier. Yeah, I'm not sure we're being funnier Certainly not that would be a correct. Oh So they're two there's four sisters, right? I know that there's these two. There's two more

Okay, they're fucking mother is in sufferable, I imagine. If you look at a picture of it, they all look the same except Jackie. So she's like, okay, well who's her dad? Yeah. She, they all look like carbon copies of each other. And you look at the, I don't want to, it's like mama cast,

but I don't want to comment on appearances, but Jackie just looks annoying. Oh yeah, she looks like she would be annoying and she is. Yeah, oh yeah. The person out who fits her face perfectly. Sure, yeah, why did you play my clip six? This is Jackie O'Problems and what her voice sounds like. Quote, once upon a time it was paradise,

once upon a time I was paralyzed, think I'm gonna miss these harbor lights, but it's time to let it go. Once upon a time it was paradise, once upon a time I was paralyzed. Think I'm gonna miss these harbor lights, but it's time to let it go. Once upon a time it was made for us, woke up one day, it had turned to dust. Is that the way clip? It's explaining. I'm just how annoying this show is and how annoying her voice is. That was the other sum up. This was them talking about Miley Cyrus.

They talk about Miley Cyrus lyrics as if this woman is John Lennon. Yeah, you're like the lyrics in this song like it's fucking Miley Cyrus. Right, it's the lyrics. What the lyrics are. But I was like, I've been to the edge. I stood and looked down. I lost a lot of friends later, baby. I got to know time to mess around.

And that's our whole show. It's not bad. That's what they're doing on this show. Who am I clip for? It's a lot of that. Actually, my favorite nugget of lyric is when she announced me was her first single and then people found the lyric that's like

reputation precedes me. Yes. And that's like, that's crazy. Yes, drag. Eastreg. I have to imagine she wasn't even that smart. Like that's just a coincidence. So there's.

Yeah, my least Cyrus is not that fucking smart okay? And then my clip five is on the heels of it. Ah. Like the- the- the length of her new song lover. I feel that way about Shakespeare too. Like in- in like school and they would be like Shakespeare said this and it hearts back to when he said that. I'm like, I don't know.

Like I know Shakespeare was smart but like sometimes it's just a coincidence. I mean that's my I love when they talk about Shakespeare. I would listen to an entire episode of the talker about Shakespeare. Miley Cyrus and Shakespeare. I literally have a TV that's smarter than these women. Yeah I have a shoe that's smarter than these women. These people are fucking stupid. My shoe does something. They make John Melinda sound like Neil deGrasse Tyson. Holy shit. I'm speaking to that. did you look at the cover art of the episode like we bring it up on your phone I don't remember it's the these two dunces standing there with Microphones like John Melendez. Oh, they're getting this love

Knitting news they're on the red carpet right. And it's slim and not so slim. It looks like the number 10 and it says TNN, toasts, news network. Again, we don't want a carbon on there. Our parents at all. No, I'm going to. Oh, no. I'm going to.

But let me sum up how smart these women are. This is episode number 5,800-something. And the woman just realizes that this might be a good idea You don't have to do with something so smart Yorkers are too cool for something. I just put my phone on do not disturb I don't know why we never do that for the toast. I've always had to extract it like my texts It's not a good idea. Check out the big brain on bread You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. She says, I just realized I can put my phone

on you not to stir, is that a good idea? To not be distracted by your phone, I'm doing a show. Uh, yeah. And, no shit, sure. It's not that I did about to figure out. I just, I just crouch in the middle of the show. You're right. I just did it because I forgot.

But nobody's trying to get in touch with me. He hates me. You're not popular Like these girls. I have to do I do have to say that I have literally watched Sabers games while recording Who are these podcasts who the fuck am I to call her out for that just look at her phone so what? I'm watching the power play. I'm not even fucking paying attention I'm not even fucking paying attention. Cool. Yeah. I love that.

Oh yeah, I'm really what loves one. Just wildly distracted by the things that are going on. I do. I'm going to show you how fun I'm the subreddit. I comment every time you mention the fucking Sabers. Yeah, well, our cobras coming guys. It's coming up.

Get ready. Jesus coming back. They just played too many fucking Saturday afternoon day games. That's what fucks me up. It's the schedule. All right. So what about this piece of shit that we were listening to? So they do live reads. They have sponsors. One of them being Zip Recruiter. I didn't... That's from the episode. You guys pull clips from... Are there people who are employing people listening to this show's Zip Recruiter? I know. That's the one I sponsor.

I do have to say I hated this show. Yeah, and I was like impressed by the Segways. My number eight. Okay. Oh man, wow, that's really something to think about. It's a real five minute because I'm pretty sure like rhymes don't. Is that not the right class?

No, it is, but I forgot. This part is fucking absurd. Okay, play it again. Okay, play it from the beginning. How did you record these things? You have this low-wevel bass flag throughout the clips. Uh-uh. You hearing that?

You know, I pulled, I recorded it. Who gets the shit? Poorly. I had it recorded for like... Oh, god. That was the word I'm looking for. Oh, shittin' you. That's right.

Okay, here we go. Man, wow, that's really something to, shitty. That's right. There we go. Man, wow, that's really something to think about. It's a real five million. Because I'm pretty sure, like, rhymes don't are not covered under, like, the US tax law. Yeah, I would just like post up on my farm, Temen. Yeah. And order a boatload of first-leaf wines

because they're fucking delicious. They really are. And the best part is just like the subscription. This summer, the best way to discover new wines you're guaranteed to love is with First Leap. It's difficult to seamlessly slip in your product placement and shit like that. No, it's pretty good.

They did it twice, and they both times they did it. I'm like, I was like caught off guard. I'm like, oh, they rolled right into a fucking ad. That's a tail end. I mean, but not knowing that bribes are illegal and not covered under fucking tax. Do you have to pay taxes on a bribe? I think it's a 39% or do that change with the new tax?

I don't remember. Can I write off my bribes? You're under arrest. I give you an unrequited amount of cash in exchange for illegal services. Do I have to claim that on my tax point? Well, if you're remembering Brewsters Millions, which is available on deepdiscount.com. And it's like, here's another ad read they do for this thing called brewmate. Brewmate is just a container that keeps liquid cold.

There's a lot of these types of products out there. It's not that impressive, but they're specifically for beer and wine. And this must be in the copy. I just found this to be amazing. Don't settle for warm alcohol. Chill out with your favorite drinks all day long with Brumei. Chill out with your favorite drinks all day long.

This is for people who drink all day long, roommate. That's a weird target audience, dad. This is for people who's mourning is at 10.30. Yes, they start drinking immediately. Another word for these people is homeless. This is what homeless people do. All right, that's all.

Get those homeless and dollars. That's not a logical way of thinking. Alright, this is... Bethany was a real housewife of New York. And she left the show. Do you guys know about this? Yeah, you don't. You don't? You finally got it right.

So this woman explains how difficult this was for her. Bethany leaving the show. It's become a part of my life. Like Bethany is a housewife in New York. I never even for one second thought that she ever wouldn't be. So that's why it's so shocking. So she's just like been a stable part of my, in my very instable life.

Yeah. It's really upset and I'm worried. She's been a stable part of my instable life. Is that a word? Is instable a word? Nope. Nope. They're talking about Taylor Swift in this clip. No, really? Yeah. You don't say. Which is by the way, a totally different episode than the one you guys listen to. But I guess this is a more Taylor Swift talk. Has estimated around $150 million. That's what I what I'm gonna say do you think that's a fair idea? I do too. Yeah homegirl is a business one woman

Well, look at me. So you used to say business man. Wow fucking misogyny being ingrained in my brain We're gonna reprogram her you guys. Yeah, that's what Emma Ratt is such as being reprogrammed But there's definitely misogyny stick tendencies because that's how she grew up of course. That's how we all grew up Yeah, isn't that funny? So she says business man I blame misogynistic tendencies because that's how she grew up. Of course, that's how we all grew up. Yeah. Isn't that funny? So she says business man, she slips instead of saying business woman. And then blame society. Yeah.

Is that amazing? Like if I add up a tip wrong, I don't receive, I don't blame the US Department of Education. Yeah. That's my fault. You fucked up. Not society. Misogyn is awful.

Islamophobia is okay, though. Well, I suppose then it's a side he's She has this faux pas my clip for right. He's really just getting swept up in this like Bruce Brodie Jenner like garbage truck Bruce Oh, that name it was always Kaitlyn You always say Bruce you can't see me stretching out my color my god you You're so woke don't you know all the letters and you know they keep adding letters to the LG

LG I don't even see I don't even see you I just Yeah, cuz I'm out of the red not just just boss Plus whatever my clip seven was my favorite part of the show all right My first year in a school and like I was just like really starting to make friends and I was in the hallway. And I won't say her name, because she's still my best friend. And like, I know, until this day, she feels really bad about it. And she pulled my skirt down.

And I was wearing underwear. And there was this kid in the hallway. I don't want to say anything about you there, because maybe his girlfriend listens to the podcast. And he saw, and I was more of a fight that I was crying in the bathroom. And like, I just love this story about how her sloppy but cheek scutics oh it's cool you know what I was there and that's why I have no eyebrows in my eyes

or gouge down you know I fished on my eyebrows so that was the story about how she got panced yeah and then they talk about how but the person was felt really bad about it and their better person for it But not everything's a fucking lesson. Not everything that happens in life. It's a kind of crazy fucking This makes me sick if you want to Alright, I remember things that I did as as a kid like where I was on like the mean side and like to this day It haunts me 100% and it's and it's like that had to happen so that I didn't commit a bigger crime later on I've gradually pulled that joke is what I heard that I was like, I think I've been mean to some time.

And that's been a scarlet, does this run you? I feel like I've been like, I've been like, there've been times in my life when I've been overly mean. Do you have committed mass genocide if not for this podcast? Have you ever regretted it? Gosh, you know, yeah, that's the difference. Maybe those people talking about the people who disappeared and just trying to help them out. And it's not about profit.

That was wrong about that. It's not about getting $10. It's not about trying to sell security systems. Or save it. That was wrong of me to say that. It's really just trying to find these people who vanish. I've learned a lot here. It's trying to help people, Carl.

I have learned a lesson. All right, I gotta get back into some of my clips. And there's so much shit going not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not Everyone feels about Pierce Morgan. And I always confuse him with the guy from... Pierce Brosnan. No, the dad from what a girl wants. He looks so much like him. Colin Firth, what? They could have looked like him. Colin Firth is a daddy.

They're fucking twins. No, they're not. Are you thinking of the right people? Yes. How confusing was all of that. First of all, Pierce Morgan, not Pierce. Yeah. You know Pierce Morgan reminds you of another guy that appears?

No. Not at all. Why would that be in the game? Another guy named Morgan? I don't know who you're talking about. And you don't know who I'm talking about. And let's not know anything together. Let's keep talking until we figure it out.

Yeah. I like that they talk about Larry King in the episode I listen to as I was not expecting that. You don't hear a lot of Larry King talk on these Millennial shows. He must be a family friend. Oh, that's a good boy. It's possible. So, Larry King, and because it's in the news, is getting a divorce. It's just, you guys know all about this?

It's the seventh divorce. That can't believe that. So, this is kind of an interesting comment that this woman makes because she's very witty and smart. Crazy as you think someone has like seven wives and so you're like, oh, they must all be so short and like, you know, he's just on to the next. But like 22 years.

You know, it's like 10 years, seven years. Like, he's not 70 days. He's like, he's had truly seven lives. Did he have a baby? A little five? He's like a cat. He's had truly seven lines Did he have a baby? He's like a cat. He's had seven lives Because everyone knows a cat has seven lives They have nine lives

Rebites me of that steel Panther song everyone knows his 10 struts standing at the bar. It's nine line Nine lives and seven lives This is them talking about Larry King. They're not sure if he still has a TV show. Uncle Larry, you mean? Okay, go. Is he still on TV? Like that show on CNN? I don't think so. That show was like so open. I don't think so because I've never seen it. Is that insane? Larry King has opened up TV in 10 years. They don't put people who are actively decaying on TV.

Right. Fucking depressing. There's HD now you can't do that You can't you can't cake make up and put fashion lean on a lens anymore They didn't know if where he came so head of show on CNN and then they talk about Pierce Morgan who took over for lyric Because they don't watch CNN. That's true. They read the newspaper. Oh, but this is funny because they talk about the fire that's going on in the Amazon right now. And I just, I love how they talk about learning about this. Okay, fit them by no story.

Some really sad news. Brazil's Amazon rainforest is burning at a record rate. No one is talking about this. It's so weird. Why is no one talking about that? Shame on literally every news outlet, because I haven't seen it win up anywhere, except on Twitter. Yeah, but now it's in CNN.

She's going to shame on everyone. No one's talking about this. It's not CNN. Yeah. Wait, what? It's not. So which is it? No one's talking about it or it's on the news channel that everybody watches.

I'm confused as to what's going on here. It's CNN and this show. Yeah, they're putting themselves in that case. By the way, I'm gonna throw out a conspiracy theory. This whole Amazon fire. Yeah, I think Jeff Bezos is behind it. He's trying to sell the Amazon fire. He's trying to sell the Amazon fire.

Get rid of the other Amazon. That's our only competition. I need to own the name. And then they equate this fire going on in the Amazon to those fires that were in California. Now in California, I believe it was like Malibu and some areas around there. There was...

Roussda, is this house? Yes, it is. Yes, it was a residential neighborhood. There were a lot of people who lived there. And they weren't sure if the Amazon, if people lived in the Amazon. So then they said, well, this California was worse because people live there.

And then these fucking dummies make it about them! But they got it over. Yeah, they got it done. They got it done. People are still rebuilding, but like, I'm so, like, that week where we kept reporting on like, the same fire was like so awful. And it was just getting worse and then there was three fires. Yeah. It takes a toll. It does. Oh, poor you! You were in New York having to talk about this fire. There was actually burning people's homes down.

It really took its toll on me. We had to talk about a three days in a row. It was like, what the fuck? I know. We're still talking about this nonsense, Jesus. I want to get back to the real housewives. Yes. They're almost aware of their verbal crutches.

At one point, they sound like they're aware that they sound like retards. But not quite. I don't know, it's something to think about. That's my new thing to say. You know, when you just have a phrase that you rely on to end the sentence, I don't know, that's just how I feel. I say, it's just something to think about. That's like my new, I feel as though. Yeah. Some people say, you know, I realize on the show, I say,

yeah, yeah, a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just something to think about. I've got to, I've got to start working on something else. So you used to say totally all the time. And that's actually a really annoying way to end a sentence. So yeah, we'll suffice for now. So they know they're annoying. They know they've been annoying in the past, but they're not aware of how they're annoying right now as they're talking. They get pretty close. They get pretty close. They get pretty close.

The first step is identifying the smell. The next step is washing it off. Yeah. They keep having to transitioning crutches. Yes. Right. Because it's so much content. Instead of saying stop ending a sentence with something that's a non-sequitor

They say my new thing is instead of saying totally I'm gonna say totally I'm gonna say totally yeah or as if You're not getting better. I do not fix it. Change the way I'm annoying. Yeah, I'm fixing the problem, dummy Maybe you should slow down and think about what you're saying so I didn't realize that there was this whole Alt-right thing that was going on because there are big fans of the real housewives shows, reality shows. Sure. And they talk about how-

Wait a minute. What alt-right thing? Well, you guys were talking about our mom being- Oh, oh, just- Yeah, I didn't- I didn't know. They're affiliation. Yeah, I hate speech.

The whole thing that you started the show with. Yeah, right. Jo, look back. I hate speech. The whole thing that you started the show with. Yeah, right. Jo, what the heck? I thought you meant in general. I didn't know about the outright in general. You've opened your eyes to a whole section of Jesus Christ. So they talk about how the real housewives shows are all about feminism and feminists. Yeah, no. I think there's an unspoken feminist undertone

to the house likes 1000% and it doesn't get spoken enough about, I would love someone to write a book about it. I would actually read it, maybe, with my two brain cells. And there's definitely some things that are anti-feminist, the fighting and the team calling and tearing each other down because that's what the show needs. And the spending, the thousands to millions of dollars of a guy's money. Especially in Beverly Hills when you know like the last episode where they're all having lunch just like being happy for each other and it's like

I would think a real feminist would be appalled at those shows. It's called the real housewives which means they don't have a job and they live in a mansion. Right I'm spending a man's money. That's that old series. Holy shit, these women are fucking dumb. And when I say dumb, I'm not saying, oh, they're not as bright as most people. I mean fucking dumb.

Wow, that's crazy. One order is always tackling like heavy, hard-hitting topical issues. And I just suck a martial for the new season and they do a couple episodes ripped from the headlines. So they have like a Harvey Weinstein episode. I'm really looking forward to it. Wow, that's exciting.

What is things that stupid people say, Alex? Law and order is ripped from the headlines. You don't say. Alright, what else you got? Get any more Miley Cyrus, steamy Miley Cyrus talk or Taylor Swift talk Here's how dumb people try and sound smart number nine I'm the paper every day. I know. I need to start reading it before the show There's maybe a dumb question. What time does the paper get delivered fucking early?

Like they don't wake you up like they just no they just leave it outside the door Yeah, everyone on the floor who gets the paper? We all know it's all like the learned. Yeah. The learned crew. Yeah, but it's also, there's something like a thing. Do you do this paper culture? Yeah. You also can't leave it outside your door for too long

because then people will think you don't get up. Or someone will steal it. Or if you leave it like too many days, they might send a wellness check. I think you're bad. Oh, God, totally. So you have to make sure that you suspend it while you go on vacation, or else you get

those papers piling up and you seem like a reckless Reading the newspaper is not like listening to vinyl. Okay, it's not a culture You right you said because that was weird. It's fucking a dead medium if you're still getting a paper You're doing something wildly strange. Yes. You can fucking subscribe. I read The Wall Street Journal every day on my iPad. Oh, really? They've been doing it for 20-90. Really?

And that's where you read. Do you? Oh, okay. Yeah, that's it. And I think it's funny that the woman, and I understand, newspaper delivery has been gone for a long time. I understand that.

She goes, how does that happen? Do they wake you up? You think the fucking newspaper person comes in here bedroom? Hey wake up sleepy pants newspapers here. What? Play by clip 11 on the heels of that. We're like, I want a paper boy, you know? Yeah, who like throws it accidentally in my garden, you know? Like a real episode of fucking Desperate Housewives. Yeah. I want that paper boy. He's so crazy.

I want a garden. Me too. I want a paper boy so crazy. I want to guard me that too. I Wanted paper boy. I wouldn't get it every episode of desperate housewives has a paper boy I'm throwing the paper on to someone's garden Maybe try wanting something that you could use like a genital herpes vaccine or a deaf husband They're baffled by this concept because a butler brings on their paper with their fucking espresso at 11 o'clock in the morning You have to walk outside and get the newspaper. Oh, yeah, it's a gross Why don't you play my clip 12 I thought this was great I always think how do people come up with names for their podcast?

It's actually hard because it's like how do you summarize? 50 minutes of content in four words. Yeah, we just have to be like the funniest thing that you said. They're talking about naming their podcast because it has no name being the funniest thing that you said. Well, that makes sense. Why? There's no name for this podcast. Nothing funny. Yeah.

Fucking idiots. They don't name the individual episodes because they put out two many. They said it would be too much work. Right. To name the episodes. Sure. You know what the name of this episode is? The Morning Toast.

Yeah. It's not that hard. It's not that difficult today in the episode. Yep. Although they probably would have the Real Housewives talk, part 18. Yeah. Miley Cyrus, part 24. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Taylor Swift, part 1 million. I like that these women are professionals. You guys know, they make their living from doing the show, they have sponsors, their Instagram celebrities, all the shit social media, and only pros can smack their lips like this.

This is what I call a fucking professional lips smack. Talkspace is an online therapy. They take care of every, they take care of your mental health. That's unbelievable. I just want to say that I think they juiced that up and posted. Because there's no way she's that good at lip smack. Nobody's that good at lip smack. It's just not human.

It's crazy. I like that there, these women aren't mothers yet, right? They aren't kids. God, I hope not. I hope not too because listen to this assessment of what being a good mom is like She was definitely smoking and drinking but like to the point where she was But like everyone does. No, but right there. You can smoke and drink or you can like smoke drink and be an unfit mother. Yeah Listen if you're a drug addict in an alcoholic that's fine. Just don't do those two things and suck at parenting. Right, right.

That's, wait, what? We talking about. You take care of your kids. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that drinking and doing drugs is a little bit out the window when you start having children. I could be wrong, I'm not a mom.

I don't know. If you're gonna be a functional alcoholic, take care of your kids. This is why I don't have kids. Right., I like to drink and do drugs a lot. All right. I'm losing I'm losing steam on this I have two more clips that I want to play we can yeah get to we got let's get let's get to all be right There's more important things we can we can shit on this all day. There's a little clips two clips. Let me let's I get I lead us I can shoot out a little day by do get tired. Yeah, it's just so there's a layer of clips, two clips. I mean, let's- I can't lead us. I can shoot out an all day by do get tired. Yeah.

It's just, it's just slow. Well, there's your things to talk about, yeah. This is hilarious though. This is how dumb these women are. And remember, their hosts of a show that have to talk for an hour every day. Fires is one of those things that I feel like in 2020, like, we haven't figured out how to stop the fire.

It was like the first- I know, but it was the first element ever made. I know, but it's really like man versus nature. It's like, we can't figured out how to stop the fire was like the first I know but it was the first element ever made I know but it's it's really like man versus major. You know, it's like we can we can't control it No, I know now you can't control it like you couldn't there's no way you could like stop an earthquake But a fire seems like it's scientific like you should be able to contain it. Yeah, oh Ray tart alert Ray tart alert class the woman says I think we should be able to contain fires in 2020. And the other woman says, yeah, but you can't.

And if you never blow out a candle, you don't know that we can't control fires. It's scientific. And science solves everything. It's the very first element science exists. So I can't we solve everything with science. Holy shit. That's why it's science. That was so stupid.

And then the last thing that I want to play, they read the list of the top five cities with the worst traffic. And can you guys guess what number one was in the US? Boston. I don't see LA. It is LA. Boston was number five. LA notoriously has the worst traffic in the world. Joe Rogan was just talking about how he's leaving LA because he can't fucking take it anymore. It's ridiculous. So they read the list and these idiots

from New York City say this. And number one was LA. Fuck that shit. New York traffic is worse than LA traffic. That's what I have to say. So who made that? Who worked that? Someone from LA.

Yeah, LA people are like, the traffic is so bad. Like when you're sitting in traffic in LA, like you are moving slowly, albeit, but you're moving. Bullshit! I happen to know a little bit about this. I've been to LA, I have friends who live in LA, I've been to New York a bunch of times. New York traffic sucks during rush hour.

Right. But it's a public transportation. There's a lot of different ways to get around. But for example, I was just in New York this week and I had to get back to LaGuardia from Manhattan to catch my flight. Bragg. It was after rush hour.

It took no time at all. LA, whether it's 11 in the morning, 10 o'clock at night, doesn't fucking matter, the 405 is stopped. Just a complete halt for no fucking reason. There's just too many goddamn people, too much guards. They're going, oh, I don't know, I've been in New York, it's definitely worse than LA. It's not.

LA is the worst. Now they fucking sucks. New York is the worst because they're there. Right. It's relevant to that. And it's all about Jackie and Claudio. It is all about Jackie and Claudio. I don't even know why I'm complaining about this.

Why do I care about fucking traffic? I'm even Rochester. The'm complaining about this. Why do I care about fucking traffic? I don't even Rochester! The nice thing about Rochester is everything's 15 minutes away. Do you guys know that? Yep. Fun fact. Oh my god, so when I was on Anthony's show, I was taking the elevator down after the show. And there were two people on the elevator with us who were watching the show and one of

them was wearing a bill shirt. I was like, oh sweet bills, I'm from Rochester. She goes, yeah, I know I can tell. Yeah, I just wanted that! We're not missing a B! She just watched me on the Anthony Gugius Show and just said, yeah, I know I can tell. Everyone can tell her Rochester,

despite listening to me. Anybody that's ever heard of Rochester accent. Yes, well, they were from Chilai, but I thought it was funny that yeah, yeah, I could tell yeah I gotta do something about this is a real problem. God you're to take Elicution lessons now if I could pronounce that word I might Anything else you guys want to start with picture and exactly oh God

I can picture that picture Wait, thank you that right I think I did it the right way around I know. I can picture that picture. Wait, did I do that right? I think I did it the right way around. All right, what else you guys got? Anything else on the software? Oh God. All right, well, you know, why don't we play my 13?

Okay. Yeah, okay, I stood on the dining board like for a minute and like I made this weird creaky sound. I'm like, oh, I'm going down to the dining board. I can't do that. So, that's the structural integrity of the diving board telling you to get off of it. Alright, that's her failing to understand that she doesn't have to tell her story. We'll just knock these out in number 10.

No, right? When you know what, it's been seriously hook up with all of the sound jam bros. You're like, I would be so attracted in the rest. That makes you look better. Go for it. I agree. You know, I encourage you to slide into those DMs. You never know what. It could happen. I could get a modeling contract out of it. She could see something in me. I didn't see

in myself. With who? Elpo? You're not getting any fucking modeling contract. All right, last one, eight. Okay. I don't know. I'm like, that's so disgusting. I mean, this ex-tea is so violating and like the worst moment of your life, but like, to have it be in the hands of your brother and dad like I could die I don't know who who would want it to come out less than your brother and dad right? They're not the ones watching it. Yeah, Joe's got my sex tape. Yeah, he's only showed it to me three times I know rotten lemon party dad Oh, this is all just an elaborate ruse for your plug. Is that what this was? Oh, this is all just an elaborate ruse for your plug. Is that what this was?

Yeah. And he's making a lot of money off that side. That's not a logical way of thinking. OK. Good. Are we good? Did we do it wrong? We're good with this. We're good with this.

We never speak of this again. This is over. I want to talk about O.B. But before we talk about O.B. I have to talk about Centering John again. And I know we do this every week now and I'm not trying to turn this into the bashing Centering John podcast but it is a shitload of fun. It totally is. It

totally is. So Centering John talked about us yet again. He can't stop talking about us and I'm just going to throw this out there. I don't listen to Centering John's podcast. Thankfully, there are people who do. Okay. And they just send me notes and let me know what time in the show he's talking about me so I can go and find it.

Yeah. Because I would not know about this. Right. And John says this. Like now, if you notice, more shows are mentioning us. Like, it's just us, by the way. Right.

That more shows. We're just W-A-T-P. It's don't worry, John. As soon as OP collapses, way. That's more jobs. We're just W-A-T-P-P-I-S. Don't worry, John. As soon as OP collapses, it's gonna be you. Right. It seems like now everyone's going shit. You know, we gotta, you know, John's, you know, John's gaining some fame.

So let's punch up and try and get him to mention us to give us some steam. So I won't mention these idiots, but you know, I mean, they just like non-stop like trash this show, which is only just indicative that they listen every day. Do you know what I mean? And it's so sad that their whole life, there's about, I would say, what will you say about a million podcasts at this point? I mean, easily. 700,000.

I would never. Easily. I don't want to listen, by the way. Why not? It's kind of be like a million podcasts. Yet this fucking one show they trashed me and OP. So we start up by saying everyone's talking about me now. We got this show. It's so hot I was like with me and then he's like, we just don't do. Well, there's this one show

It makes one of me an outfit like on a regular bet's like the only podcast that they fuck it. Why? Because they know we have a lot of listeners. No The opposite of why we also make fun of she was Makilya the guy has five views on YouTube He just happens to also suck. That's why Okay, let's get a little bit and and they want to get attention from me, which I won't give them What you talking about it's every episode now two weeks in a row now So don't worry. I'm not gonna fucking mention the three stooges. All right, that's what I'm calling them the three stooges It's one dude, you know these guys have no life

They're in the mom's basement. They got by the way, I just want to say my mom lives with me My base no money, but all they could do is listen to other podcast. I mean, that's kind of lame. If you're a film critic, okay, you know, if you're a If you're a book critic, okay, I mean you deserve some kind of journalistic Accolades why if you're a podcast critic you are a loser You're a TV critic, okay. This guy's gonna end up with the beginning of the show. It's kind of fucking dark. What?

It's an ocean of diarrhea. Why not critique it and say what sucks the worst? And that's you, John. Right. You know, you've made it somehow. But if you're just commenting on another podcast, you're just commenting on another podcast, you lose that. A loser.

This is a huge take down that he promised saying loser over and over again. Being called a loser by John wanted. I can't even sum it up. I don't even know how to explain how funny this is. Stuttering John Belundis is calling me a loser. It's fucking amazing. I don't think it's not even that there's a lot of terrible podcasts out there,

because there are, and nobody's ever heard of most of them. It's that you had some kind of like height and like pinnacle of your career, and now it's been reduced to being as shitty as girl camper. Right. This, the morning toast has more attention. Yeah, morning toast is better than the Stuttering Giant Show. Morning toast is probably 50 acts the size of Stuttering Giant Show.

Yeah. Maybe a hundred acts. And we just got no exaggeration. Shitting all over that and that was better than your show. I don't know if I could say that, but a guy that is. All right, I would be bored to fuck listening to John's show, at least with Morning Toast, there's content there that, yeah, you're like, it's all clippable.

It's, every show is clipfest. John's show is like, for a fight, yeah, I'm like, what do we clip here? All right, I just have 10 seconds left of this thing, and I paused it in a weird spot. He said, it's like, what, what, what do we clip here? All right, I just have 10 seconds left of this thing and I pause it in a weird spot. He said, um, it's like the Jim Carrey movie. Pet Seventh, uh, no, um, Pet Detective. You're a loser.

And that's all I have to say about that. Like the Jim Carrey, Nailette Cemetery. The current reference. It's the current reference. It's matureette, Pets Seventh, Serving. It's a cemetery. It's a cemetery. It's a cemetery. It's matured. It's a cemetery. It's a cemetery.

It's matured. It's a cemetery. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured.

It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured.

It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. It's matured. and that's him. It's unbelievable. It's the on Unhumus unpeded. Unfuckable. You know what's really funny is so Jim Norton called me last night. I was on his show on Tuesday. Are you listening, John? Well, this is what's funny about this. Jim Norton called me because I was talking shit about Jad on his show and he goes, listen man, I just want to let you know I'm gonna leave that in. I don't want to censor anyone, but I know, John, I'm gonna give him a call and just let him know I'm gonna give him a

heads up so this fucking guy's gonna get a call from Jim Dorton saying I just so you know Carl from early spot cast when she got you on the chip show and I just so much to be upset about it it's all a good fun and this guy's going you're fucking lose a little bit of my shit oh hey Jim Dorton now you're gonna be on my show no I just wanted to tell you that we make fun of you. Oh Jim can I come on the chip show? Well the thing about that is you're out now. Hey, that's all my god That's so awesome because John is gonna get the call. Yeah, they're like, oh, hey, it's Jim Norton calling and he's gonna be like Oh, I wonder if he wants me to be on

gonna be like oh I wonder if he wants me to be on the sex out he wants me to be on the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the

gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the

gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym to the gym I thought I was just some asshole in his boss basement. Alright, it's too funny. So this is, I just wanted to show you guys

how terrible Sutter John is. I'm dying. It's unbelievable. Stuttering John, if you don't remember, used to play in a rock band. He plays guitar, he sings, and thankfully, he's bringing all of his talents back to his podcast with this song parody.

Oh, no. Because you remember how this week President Trump said he's the chosen one. You guys know about this. Sorry. Yeah. So we said, Stuttering John's the chose. No, no. Trump said he said it about himself. Wow. Yeah. Well, it was just having to do with the trade

worth China. But yeah, this is Stuttering John turning that in the comedy gold as he's known to do with the trade worth China, but yeah, this is Stuttering John turning that into comedy gold as he's known to do all right, so I wrote a little a little ditty here I'm yeah, and I'm gonna sing it. Okay. It's about Jack and Diane It's about Donald Trump superstar. Okay, you guys all know juice crash superstar Do you make a total Fortunately, that is not true, right? Donald Trump, superstar, do you think you're what you say you are? Donald Trump, big dickhead, you have a total dick and your ass is the size of a shed. You guys are laughing against Eric.

I don't want to step on this. 12 fire bridge. Thank you. I was going to point out the same thing. You're doing a song, Perity. You don't have to play the exact length of the song. You're told to the court for crushing twice. Good time, John. One time, let's keep it on. Keep it with the jokes, Tommy. I look at you. I don't understand. What? I don't understand. Why you have such big guests in such tiny hands.

Now you are president and you don't have a plan. And now you're thinking of the Jewish land. Now you're thinking the chosen one is that. God, being while your penis is the size of a blue knot I guess like thought they were empty The world is going so embarrassed You're boring as you're fucking your such a camera Donald Trump

Orange man You know what the thing about listening to it? Yeah, I know this is top guy listening to it? That's tiny hands. Yeah, I know. This is Tava. It's almost done. I followed that. Well, listen to this fucking kiss ass. He has that in show.

Tava, great this was afterwards. By the way, this is a trade rack. No shit. This is so terrible. Exactly. I'm never single. No, nothing. It's uncomfortable.

It's not comfortable. Even if he executed it properly, it's not funny. Anyway, there's no jokes. But he's executing it so terribly all right let's keep going thank you very much. Frank. It's radio. Nobody sees that lighter. Thank you very much. I like that I liked that last line there too. Thank you for a star performance live What the fuck?

He goes I like that last line too. He said have you ever eaten a cheeseburger without the bun? Yeah Ecken's diet junk. Yeah, what the fuck are we talking about here? It's done. We're John in good shape. He's made me want the president from big fat. You fucking kidding me? I'm like shell shocked by that. Is that amazing? He picked up a guitar. It's wildly out of tune. He started strumming away.

Yeah. And then he doesn't know the melody of the song. He can't sing it correctly. Right. And the lyrics are all over the fucking place. I didn't know that like shame could like spike you like a dream. I was gonna say I feel like in bear, I have like that embarrassed feeling like coming through the internet into my body.

Oh god. But where are the losers guys? Where are the losers? Man. Alright. Stuttery Jon man, we love you buddy. Keep it going. Thank you so much. Thank you. Never stop podcasting. Never stop podcasting. We need you. I'm pissed that Maddox stopped podcasting. He ended his show. Thank God. I don't know. Let's go, Dart.

Oh, shame. It's about 50. Anything you make for a shaman. She puts out 50 more podcasts that day. Shameful, chameleon. I love this subreddit. Take downs of his name. Oh, dude, you know what I fucking I forgot to pull the clip of is him talking about me specifically. Oh, I have it right here. Alright, let's check this out. This is shameless. Getting back at me and he got me good with this one. I don't know if you guys saw this. I think somebody posted on the sub. Let's say brilliant. There's no place like home. There's no place like home There's no place like home. Carl is a stupid name Carl is a stupid name

That wasn't clipped to play twice. He said that to you different times. You could tell from the video Carl is a stupid name. I mean, he's right. But he edited it together back to back He's like yeah, he had it together back to back like that He's got two cameras now, but they're both right in front of them. So he's putting together these shows Oh, yeah, I'm watching a video. Oh, yeah, I want to see what he looks like. Oh, you haven't seen this Is it kept it match the drapes? Look at this. So he's got two cameras He's looking back and forth at each one and then he's editing it so that he's looking at your camera And then the other camera looks at my girlfriend's dad lives on Butler Street

This is what his show is and he even brags about how he has two cameras now and it doesn't make a difference Yeah, it doesn't make any fucking difference. You're just a talking head. Yeah, you don't need two cameras for that Yeah, it's not like there's a camera that's panning to the gas and a camera that's on you. There's no scenery, there's nothing going on. There's no two shot. There's no, that's so that's why you're multi camera means you're picking up different thing. Yeah. Right. Get one in profile maybe. But you don't have to say it once to one camera and then once to the other and then show them both. You're supposed to do it. You don't think so? No.

You don't get coverage and then use both. No one's ever fucking done that. I thought this dude, like I, that's not my first time seeing him. I can't remember which one I went and looked at, but I'm like, I always thought like he, I don't know, was better looking, I guess. know was better looking I guess. Somebody's so arrogant. I got a fun one of suckers dick right now that I see if I would never let him fuck me. I'm just like where does all of this you know

arrogance come from. It's a great question. I just don't understand. All right, well, since we're talking about, I would not suck his dick. I was gonna hide with it. Since we're talking about Patrick Michael, I do have to play the. Friends of the week. Friends of the week.

This one came over from our friend, Jody B, over at the Poe Boys podcast, and he tipped us off to this fun clip from one of Patrick Michaels 30 something shows. But this is fun man. I really enjoy podcasting a lot. I really have embraced it and I'm just continuously trying to grow with it. And it's ultimately made me that much more comfortable in public speaking in a sense. Just like my I've always had an intercomedian where I always felt myself to be funny. I felt comfortable, I would

make uncomfortable situations more comfortable for myself by being funny, having a sense of humor in time. And doing these podcasts has made me be able to kind of hone the comedy skills like where I'm talking to myself in a lot of ways and I can still kind of pull the jokes make the jokes happen sometimes. Introduction up a so it's guys I will say I'm very difficult for me to just pull the joke but nonetheless I will keep working. Most of my jokes are targeted towards myself so you can't really be mad at that. He's never said anything funny on any of his podcasts I've listened to a lot of them.

Yeah. And he's talking about how being a podcast, there's helped him hone his comedic timing, his comedic skills. Is there any evidence of this? But then he says, but the jokes are just for me. So no one else is going to find them funny. They're just for me. Then they're not jokes.

That's not how that works. You know, you're entertaining. There's something to play off of. Then you can make jokes about it, but there's nothing when you're in a room by yourself looking at an IMD B page. Right. There's no, there's no source of material for a joke. That's a good point. I want to say this to our friend Patrick Michael. What you're trying to do is impossible. You're trying to be entertaining Patrick Michael, what you're trying to do is impossible. You're trying to be entertaining by yourself talking to a microphone for 14 minutes at a time.

You don't have an interesting life. You don't have an interesting life experiences. You can't tell a story that's interesting. You've never been on a podcast. You've never been on Chip Chipper's podcast. You're not going to be entertaining for people. What you're trying to accomplish is impossible. So I'll give you credit in that I wouldn't be any better at that than you are.

If the one thing I could talk about was driving through Gary and me. Challenge accepted. I want you to do a quiet room by yourself. Oh, fuck that. No topic. No topic. I just covered it as a start talk. Just start stream of consciousness and make it funny. Yeah, that's next week's

Up so everyone right I mean the only thing your guilty of is not realizing it's a terrible idea Good point. Yeah, I'm not saying every fucking week We have we have told I'm going to tell you it get a cold host for fuck's sake But if he keeps with the comedy with the carol is a stupid name If he keeps that kind of stuff up. Yeah, you might get some some new listeners. It's a good one Get a giggle push to laugh at your jokes Oh Yes, somebody told me I have the fart in the wrong spot out there. I think they're right The wrong spoke to you. Who the fuck is making that criticism?

There's no wrong place to put a fart noise in there. There there no right place? It's a fart. It's always unpredictable. That's what farts are unpredictable. Farts are the whole reason You know what's funny. I was talking about the wrong place. I was at lunch with someone yesterday He used to work at 94 one the zone, okay, and I was like oh, I actually went on Carlson Yeah, I went on Carlson the McKenzie show back in the day when I was in a band called Slots with Andy. We went on their show. And I was remembering Carlson and McKenzie were these morning, as you shock-chock guys here in Rochester.

And when we were on their show, the one guy just stood up, turned around and just farted into the microphone. Like the biggest fart. And I was talking about what hacks they are. And then someone else, and I was saying, it was just pointed out the fact that you use a sound a first sound of Fact every time you do the opi second like oh Like I'm talking about calling out girls to the McKenzie of the same person. That's pinpoint accuracy on fart noises

That fart was better than our whole album catalog It was a pretty good fart Not gonna lie. Do you remember that? I don't remember that at all. We brought that. I did a lot of drugs though. I remember the show. They wiped us because we sang the malt liquor song. Yeah. So we brought them 40s of malt liquor. We all started drinking at I started the more. Yes. Whatever. I think we remember this. Simon and the more things. Yes, whatever. I think you remember this. Yeah.

It wasn't double D's. It wasn't double D's. No. Wow. Inside baseball going out right now. Okay. This is OP. It has a show.

It's called trying beyond meat hamburger slash accelerated, surprising and bothering Carl. What OP is doing right now. Yeah now is he's putting out bestos, but it's not bestos, he says. He does explain though, so he plays in older episodes, episode seven, but he puts in some new content ahead of that. But he does explain, because I call him out for putting out best of shows. Nice talking about stupid that is.

It's not a bestos. So he says this. It's not a best of I'm telling you the thing is a lot of new people are checking out the opi radio podcast and there's too many episodes I know new people for the most part they're not gonna go back and listen to 131 132 depending when you hear this episodes so I figured what I could do is go all the way back to the very early episodes. Comment about some of these episodes. Re-edit them.

Take out all the fat. I'm a really good audio editor. No, wait, the thing just smoke. Is that amazing? So he put out the episode seven. He put it out all over again, but he made it about half the length that it was the whole time.

He should have been doing that all along. No! Shit. So this is this new thing that he's doing. about half the length and it was the whole time. He should have been doing that all along! Oh, shit! So this is this new thing that he's doing. He's putting out what he's calling accelerated episodes. He's taking old episodes, trimming the fat, and then putting them out, because I'm literally cutting out like all the silence and the blank spaces

and all the brainfarts and the stammering and all that horse shitarts and the stammering and all that horse shit. And just making these accelerated segments just smoke and rock. I didn't cut all the shit out of this part. It's hilarious. You're such a great guy. I cut out all the stammering and the yumm. I cut out the yumm.

What do you have a call? It's a McCulloch. I'm a great editor. I could not be young Oh, it's a podcast you have the way to year to edit your show you can edit it before you put it out Could you imagine if I came back and I just said guys episode 38 was a great episode But now it's way better because I finally to go around to anything So we want to go check that one out and then then before you put it out, it's unbelievable. The Kevin is editing it out now. Yeah.

It's just copper commander and Garo. It's unbelievable that OP obviously recognizes that these shows should have been edited. Yeah. Which is obvious to anyone who listens to that. Yeah. Even when I was on Anthony this week, he was talking about the fact that,

oh, he's so bad at podcasts. He said, okay, we gotta walk up those stairs and you hear him walk up the stairs. Like, that's not what you're doing at a podcast. Yeah, that's great podcast audio. Everybody likes the ambient, the wild sound. Yeah, it's like dog barking. It's great.

He's a fucking, oh. So then after saying, this is episode seven, and I took out all the bullshit and it's the accelerated version He then goes on to say this go back to episode seven It's one of my favorite episodes of the opi radio podcast to be honest with you I believe it's a masterpiece and I believe you really should go back and listen to the entire episode if you haven't What what is it? Is this a better version where you take it all the bullshit or because it's a masterpiece I go back to listen to the original source copy What the fuck is he talking about it's a masterpiece?

Did you cover this like have you know? I got to it. So this was your first time hearing this episode. I didn't I didn't listen to it I didn't listen beyond I listen to the new stuff fucking god Listen beyond this part. I listen to the new stop fucking got it. What's the master piece? Joe think you Yeah, he's a Carl from the fucking airway. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You went back and listen to all of that I listen to the whole thing. No, no, no, no, this. Oh, I thought you went there. I said 76 minutes. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. No, but this is him

Surprising Carl at the airport and Carl's just like, why? I just got off a fucking six hour flight. And now you want to do a hour long podcast. Yeah. Why are you here? The whole fucking thing is him is Carl going, why could you drive faster and he's purposely driving slow to keep the fucking podcast the show, yeah, to keep the fucking podcast going. It's unbelievable. So it's not a masterpiece.

No, there's a year of official assessment on that. It's a masterpiece of, this is sociopathic holding somebody hostage, and they fucking fully know it. It's like, please, please go faster. Anyway, but this is a next level of the no friends theory. Yes, because he really, Carl doesn't want to hang out with him anymore. Correct.

So now he's just reminiscing about times that they hung out before. Well, I'll go one further than that, Andy. He talks about, he heard his back. Right. And he hasn't been podcasting because he hasn't been able to really like get around very much. We did the show with Tammy Pasquatali, but he hasn't really put out a new podcast since then.

Yeah. And he starts talking like a lunatic and then explains why. But I finally did that. I threw the plastic in the garbage because I'm an American. Oh yeah! And... Can you notice I haven't talked to anyone in a while. I'm a bit overly excited here. He hasn't been podcasting, and he hasn't talked to anyone in a while.

This web been saying all along. He doesn't have friends. He doesn't hang out with Vic Henley or Co-Ruiz or even his wife it sounds like, unless he's doing a podcast. That's his only excuse for living and being around people is we're recording a podcast. He isn't a podcast. He's like, I haven't talked to anyone a days. I'm delirious. Yeah. That's it. You clip the fire. He's just like, can you believe I used to have a radio show? I do. Let's get All right, let's get into that. Let's get into that.

This is fucking amazing. He talks about a meal that he had once. This whole show is all about trying the Beyond Meat hamburger. Yeah. This is a conversation that you'd have with your 90 year old grandfather, who's like, Oh, that's it. I'm going to go to my parent's house tomorrow.

I'm sure we'll talk all about Beyond Meat, fucking hamburgers and how you couldn't find him in the grocery store because they're not with the meat. Only meat with the meat. So then you got to find a nice thick slice of new jersey tomato. It was so good. Carl that had a slice of tomato. That's the conversation. So this is OP in the grocery store and I love when OP is by himself Because he has to try to be entertaining because he's not he's not funny He's not interesting. So he does this over the top voice acting to tell the story So I was going up and down the aisles

I was about to give up and I turn a corner and there's a cooler and it says beyond meat And it had the hamburgers in there. I'm like damn So then a lady was walking by and I go yo have you tried the Beyond Meat hamburgers? And she goes I Hell no that's fascinating. Please go on the fuck at a story is this He's literally shopping in a grocery store and tried to punch it up So that we're excited about it Some random person walk by had no interest in

B.I.B. Was not was simply walking by doing their own shopping Yeah, and he asked them about what he's buying no I cried bullshit. Yeah, I'm in I'm at the store Hey, uh random person have you ever had triple stuff for you? Where are you going? Yeah, yeah Random person have you ever had triple stuff for you? Where are you going wait? Yeah, you know Oh Is what they responded and then Opie goes on to talk about I think is what you were alluding to and he is He's also shopping for other groceries that he needs this same lady also noticed that I was struggling to do anything and

As I was trying to bend down to get my raisins Yes, to get my raisins for my oatmeal. I Used to be a shock jock. This is so sad, but I was bending down to get my raisins. So you can't eat oatmeal and raisins. What do shock jocks eat? So you can't eat oatmeal and raisins. What do shock jocks eat? Yeah. His mind-bushing is raisins, he's pretty normal. Yeah. I don't think buying raisins is an embarrassing thing.

No. Or eating oatmeal in the morning. Neither of those things are embarrassing. It's too close to the rooms. I used to be a shock jock, and I only could be, I eat breakfast. I tried to stay regular. Yeah.

What are you talking about? I think it's more like, I used to shit all over one, publicly, and now I need to have a stranger help me with my gross Are you shopping now let me take the microphone in the bathroom You can listen to the strength of my urine stream. Oh god that didn't happen on this episode. Thank God I like that Opie a Lot of times he does things that are retarded Like he's an idiot mostly yeah, but it's all an act guys He's only pretending as he tells us here and and listen. Like he's an idiot. Mostly, yeah. But it's all an act, guys.

He's only pretending as he tells us here and listening close because he's whispering. And I was also prepared that the texture of the thing wouldn't be that great because I got a texture thing. I talked about that on a past podcast. It might go with my autism, but I'm not really autistic. I play autistic sometimes, because it's fun, but I'm fully aware that I'm not autistic. I promise you that.

He really needs, the him and Chameis should do a podcast. It'd be amazing. So it'd be amazing. I would love to sit them in front of a wiki page and just say, have had a gents. See what you can come up with. Yeah. O.B. explaining that he's not actually retarded. It's one of the most retarded things

I've ever heard of my life. Hey, just so you guys know, when I'm acting really dumb and everyone hates me, I've just pretended to be that person. No, that's what a personality is. O.B. When you do that all the time, that's who you are. You are a retard.

No, I just pretended to be a retard. Doesn't matter. At that point, it doesn't matter. If I was, I don't know, a rapist. And you're like, Carl's, or every time, I was like, no, it's all, I'm just pretending. It's not, it's also. I'm actually a rapist, it's just a goof.

No, you are what you do. It's, there's no debate about it at that point. It's also not strange to have an aversion to certain textures. That's not like a unique or uncommon thing. Everybody, like a lot of people fucking have that. It's fine. Right. It's fine.

What I don't care for that. I don't care. That's that shul. He also explains how he's allergic to apples, which is exciting. See, I can eat apple pie because cooked apples, I'm not allergic to, but regular apples right off the tree will make my face blow up and give me explosive diarrhea. Oh, fucking cares!

Somebody send this guy some apples. What he reads that ingredient on the label, he screams in your fucking ears. Yes. Thank you for not playing that part. No, no problem. Did you? Can I just mention he says that I'm allergic to apples when I eat them. I get exposed to diarrhea. We all do Real after eating an apple

It's terrible. It's why I don't eat them in the morning because I never shit at work That's why you guys don't know about me. Drink a hot cider went on fucking cats to pee. Right. Did you clip the part where he said he was doing wind sprints on the beach before he heard his back? When he was explaining how much fun he's having this summer and going through every fucking detail of what he does in this summertime, I didn't clip any of that. Like this is not a podcast. Everything seems very normal, except for windsprints on the beach. Yeah, you know, we were barbecuing, we went fishing, windsprints on the beach. What's nothing

about this episode is a podcast. No. So he's talking about this beyond meat burger for 15 minutes straight and it turns out it's really good But then he has to say this all right and I didn't get paid to To talk about that. I just I've been obsessed with trying the impossible meat and of course the other companies beyond meat Oh, you mean you don't have a sponsor for your show? I'm not getting paid for any of this. I mean, nobody thought you had a sponsor on your show. You haven't had one since Westwood won one away.

Who would sell advertising on your show? Who could possibly do that? Oh my god. I do love that OP for the first time acknowledges me because Southern John's been doing it, which doesn't help his cause obviously. You're talking about me, we're gonna talk about you. Opie's never talked about me until this episode. This is exciting.

No, I know, I know, I know, I don't want to get crazy here and I know Carl's pulling his hair out right now if he's listening to this. I am listening and I was pulling my hair out. The funny thing about that is of course he's talking about car always there not not me But I am the only car who listen to that Yeah, I'm literally the only person in car Who heard it say that Carries just not listen to opi radio so done with this shit

It's well documented because opi has had car always on the show talked about something that happened in the last episode Car always has no idea what he's talking about. Oh, you haven't heard that episode. I was like, no, I don't. Why would I listen to this? Nobody's listening to your show. I mean, not even your best friend. Oh my God. Even your best friend.

He feels obligated to podcast. Yes. And to fill that time, he's talking about a fake hamburger that he ate and then playing something that he already did. That's, it's the laziest thing. Did you say it was like a half? No, no, it was like 15 minutes, right? make hamburger that he ate and then playing something that he already did. That's, it's the laziest thing. Did you say it was like a half? No, no, it was like 15 minutes, right?

He's like, there you go. I gave you some new fucking content. Yeah, talking about like grocery shopping. There you go. I gave it my fucking shopping list and my medical status and... It shows you where his headset. What else can I tell you? He thinks that because he's Greg Opie Hughes,

whatever he talks about, we're glued to the radio. What's going on Opie? Oh you went shopping then what happened? I watched the bachelor last night and I've said this before I've said this before but There's 700,000 podcasts. This couldn't be a more competitive field Foning it in is not a good idea in this medium. This is 100%. People will find something else to listen to very easily. Yeah. All right, this is... Crojan I did Alex Jones a couple of years ago. We reviewed the Alex Jones.

Right, it's terrific. And somebody pointed out, a listener, Paul pointed out that we were laughing about something that turned out to be a hundred percent accurate so i went back and i pulled the clip and when i'm wrong i want to admit it so i'm going to play this it was set up six months ago the democrats admitted that they were unpopular with women because of all the right connections the clinton's in the cover ups and the leeda express and and and all the raping and the children all the rest

of it all the raping at the children now let me rest of it. Now raping at the children. Now let me just say. What? Let me just say for the record. Holy shit. The Democrats admitted they were unpopular with women because all the raping and the children. And that, now I guess it's true. He said it. The article that he was reading had nothing to do with Democrats or anything It was about Steve Bannon who was the Had strategist now he's given interviews, right and that makes him

Biblical epic trader. It's trying to follow that sentence was like a fucking roller coaster. It's impressive Croge don't you feel stupid now? Fucking rollercoaster. It's impressive. Crows, don't you feel stupid now? Ha ha ha. Now it turns out that the Democrats were on pop there because of the raping of the children. Now it's obviously all out there.

It's funny because the guy said, and I thought, when I read it, it's like, oh shit, did he talk about Epstein and we were totally not understanding it and goofing on him. But no, we were making fun of the fact that, Elis Jones said it's out there that people don't like Democrats because of little leader express. And I'm like, no, that's not, that's still not true. It's still not true.

That's fucking a ridiculous statement. I think Croj and I both stand by our laughter at that one. Yeah. I don't normally do this guys, but this week I have to do it. It's a second. Binge of the week. Binge of the week. There's two cringes. Whoa! I don't even know if that's legal to have two cringes in the week.

Oh, man. This one came in from Kevin McAllister. It's a podcast called Three Moves A Hat. And this is an amazing clip because the host here gets the hiccups. Which is already amazing. He has the hiccups and he can't talk. This is a great and he keeps it in and leaves it in. Yeah, yeah. And and that's really can be an important way to get yourself out of trouble.

Sometimes I think, okay, if I get just enough fame, then I get maybe maybe a little more productive and I can make do with these three crappy tiles right now. But to do that, I have to send my warriors out into danger. I have to kill some wolves, I have to slay the whiver, I have to, instead of trading with a cobalt village, sack the cobalt village or whatever. I really do like having those bonuses that are there. They're very, very, very, very, very game-chained, though the Raven clan. Guys, that was not the Sudary Jod Podcast.

I promise you, that was three moves ahead. And that's a perfect example of a cringe of the way. Yeah, that's great. Very well done. Kevin McHaleister. Very well done, Kevin. All right. Let's keep things moving.

It's time for everybody's favorite segment. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy.

Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. You know what? I fucked up a guy.

I've been meaning to grab the version that has DLR, Putin and Howler and in the background. I forgot. Alright, real quick, this is the part of the show where we play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week's episode of W-A-T-P. We had an amazing moment, August 10th. It was the biggest red pill moment in the history of red pills in conspiracy. JFK was pretty big, but for our generation. No, but like, but I don't think anybody was red pill.

They all believe that it was the official story. Yeah, like we've had these moments where like America was rock. Well, most people didn't actually, I think right after JFK happened, most people left to the idea that it was probably some type of conspiracy and then You know as people get beaten down then it's kind of like which is happened right now It was like like you said first 48 hours everybody's like this is fucked. Yeah, something's wrong

And now you see people being like okay, come on. It's fine He killed himself. A little hot. White to Orange County is on. Right. Can we move on to important shit? This is a podcast called the tin foil hat. Podcast was Sam Tripoli. This is a conspiracy show.

It's comedians, but they legit believe in things like flat earth and some crazy shit. Then I'm very excited to dig into with Kevin coming back on the show next week. Oh, nice. To talk about. He loves that shit. He loves that shit. And this was a suggestion that came in on the subreddit from Nerf Darts. And I saw that come through message Kevin because he's really into conspiracy shit and he's all in

So I think that'll be a lot of fun. He's too of us. Sure thing. Good stuff Anything you guys want to plug before we call it a day We're on lemon party dot com. We're on lemon party. Don't forget that. All right Well with that I ask everyone to join us again next week It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called by now.

Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. You're not Carishman. You fucking same suck. I can't fucking take it. You fucking know all about this shit. Bullshit! Uh oh, great hard to learn! Great hard to learn, class! Tera!

What the fuck? Well, let's return it. Yay! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Let's let's read with you and then I'm gonna do we're gonna do voicemails But we're just gonna play them and see what happens. Yeah, all right. Yeah, it's it's dangerous But since when does anyone like the voice?

Well, right, it's a shit Perfect podcast literally the perfect podcast and that's a four out of five rating from Eagle Futs That's what I perfect Perfect four stars Everyone is going to rate this poorly Everyone whose favorite shows you insult is just gonna come here and give you one star. Not a good idea for a show. If you tried to engage with the source material and gave more constructive feedback, it would work better. Who's got time for that?

I called OP, he hasn't called me back. How much mourning toast do I have to listen to? That is a one star. I love that this person has a figured out you know people are gonna need you for reviews No shit sure why I have five hundred and forty two one star reviews. I'm well aware of all this work Not funny just because they make fun of other people's fun. Does it mean that they themselves are fun? One star, okay fair enough they themselves are fun. One star.

Okay. Fair enough. Nah. Unironically use the term soy boy. That's a one star. Pretty bad. Not funny. Didn't laugh.

That's Mike J. Gabe. Five star review. That's how you do it. Mike J. Gabe. Can I just say, I don't know what it means. I know what soy boy means. Ironically or not. So it's not something that I would get upset enough about to write boy means. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. These guys say mean things about people I have never met and it hurts me because reasons It's gonna be a fight. There's no one sorry to look! Your name's Cracker Jack Off and you don't like this show? Did you happen to see there were two separate subreddit threads within my brother and

me, SAB. Okay, you know. That talked about us and this is pretty much what people were saying was, I know they're not that funny, but I like these guys, and it's not cool that they're getting made fun of. The brother and brother? Yeah, this shows not funny.

And we pointed that out with proof. Yeah. Like we proved that it's not funny. Yeah. With various clips, and then the people in the sub-ride it, who like that show up to justify to themselves. Yeah.

And all the other lonely people out there. It's fine. It's fine. Go onto the realization that it's not funny and stuff listening. It's okay. It's fine. You know, it's the keep listening.

There's millions of people all over the world that are not funny, and you're like, I think these guys are fine. I like them. I'm gonna keep hanging out with them. Go keep listening to this show. Right. That's what you're doing. That's fine. That like them. I'm gonna keep hanging out with them. Go keep listening to this show. Right. That's what you're doing.

That's fine. That's fine. Here's a review. It's decent. This is from Johnny F. and Benson. And then the review is very decent. Five stars. Terrible.

Not good info tearing up good people. Good people. That's a one-star review. Not this week good people This one is just me and then reiterated me. That's a two star review. That's been done. I know Jesus is it It's hard to understand what that means a two star review You matter what you write you stop saying me or typing it stop typing me I literally never say it. Yeah, it's not something that people actually say. Yeah You stopped saying man or typing. Stop typing. Stop typing man. Stop typing. I literally never say it.

It's not something that people actually say. This one is ock. I say that. Say that now. When I hate myself, I listen to an episode until I feel properly punished, hashtag hatelesson, that's a five-server. We love the hate listeners, especially those hate listeners

who also hate going to deepdiscow.com and buying movies they hate by clicking the link. Good show, but I enjoy the show, but because the internet speed is so slow and it takes a lot of download, one star. What? That's fucked up.

That fucked up. That's not that. That's literally a one-star review. Not how you review a show. That's the opposite of what I want you to do. Five stars that shit on us. Not I like to show one star. You fucker. Internet service provider. What's their rating? I'm sorry that my bit rate is high. My apologies.

I want the no shit Sherlock song to sound decent. I apologize. All right. Uh, bad people spewing garbage, insecure spelled incorrectly, people spewing hate, really sad and horrible to listen to. That's from a guy named Smart Guy, one star review. This is a funny one. By Gorub 22, it says gay, and then the description is gay. Yeah.

One's time. That's a one-star. This seems like a five-star, right? I like the take on the neck. It's pretty homophobic. It's pretty homophobic. I bet this guy also hates Islam. You ask me, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,

that's why we poop on company time. That's a five-star review. Mm-hmm. I got my reasons. Yeah. Oh, this is a funny one. Kaya Orson is a great host. Carl is mad.

Ha ha ha. Mad. Already covered it. I've listened to the H3 review and really like host Kaya, but found Carl to be really annoying and over the top of the tumor. I'd give this three stars, but Kaya really saves the show. At it, I found out Kaya isn't on every episode. One out of five. So it was a fighter or a meal, and then he changed it to one star,

because Kaya's not on every time. Don't deal, though. That's fine. This is usually the time when Kaya pops out from the discord. He's such a fierce monster. A strong opinion. Love the show, Carl with a K. One star. What the fuck is wrong with that? Am I not explaining this well? Five stars. Shitty review. I think this is, this might be a kaya bit where he's telling people to go give positive reviews

and give one star ratings. It's like an anti backlash, which is pretty awesome. I feel like I've read this one before because it's from Lou Cubic-Sterconian Phillips. Awesome. Can we do that? From July 31st, but I haven't read reviews in fucking months, though.

Boeing cell-read heroes. These jerks had the audacity to poke fond of firefighters a few years ago. As a San Diego Firemen, I can speak for the entire profession when I say that we are deeply offended. Sure, we have massive pensions, get paid to watch TV, lift weights, barbecue all day, and get laid to no end. But that's no excuse to rip on us, ever. FYI, since hearing this podcast, our department has implemented a taking

and knee protest approach on scene at all structure fires, CPRs, major traffic questions, you name it. This won't be lifted until this pod is pulled from the airwaves. Needless to say, hundreds of people and pets have perished. That's on you w I don't, I don't have not read that before. That's funny. That's a five star review. I don't recall any fireman getting shit on. I think I was making firemen, I don't know. I can't remember.

Definitely have like volunteer firemen, like just do the job for them, the weather. Yeah, well the other one just makes somebody grant a year. Great reviews. My favorite part of the show is going to look at the reviews to see how upset fans of the reviewed podcasts got. That's my five-star. I love that suit. Yeah, that's funny.

Terrible show, trying to put quality shows down. Seems like guys having fun at first, but then they go direct at bashing other shows and take it more personal. Matt at best. What a mess on him. Everybody thinks that's funny. Terrible quality and recordings. other shows and take it more personal. Matt at best. Why don't Matt? Why don't Matt's on him? Everybody thinks that's funny.

Terrible quality and recordings, amateurs that need podcasting for dummies rough on the ears. One's to review. I will say that people that were glad that Doug and Kaya had a laid back quiet subdued podcast are going to be disappointed this week. Oh, there's been a lot of yelling today, I apologize. Well, Andy, when you fucking set over that show, I was angry for five seconds in.

Yeah, yeah. It's the best kind of show. It is, it was. It's nothing that you can't make fun of. It's good, it's true. Best episode, this last episode was the best, but all around great show. Seriously, those little beast women need help, great job.

That was back on July 23rd. It was gonna say which show it's there. So that must have been Nicole Hyde. Oh, yes. Why won't you date me? Yeah, so I won't you date me when Dick Masterson came on. And we just, he just rattled off 80 fat jokes, which was the first 30 minutes of that show. Which is great novel idea

Media-occur execution. Maybe the show would have real potential if the host weren't unfunny shock-jock clod Only giving an extra star because at least the premise is good hard pass. That's a two-star review Insufferable, I don't know which of you has the voice that sounds like it's coming out of a very tiny mouth. That's kaya. But do the world of favor and take a volum silence. Actually, I extend that to all of you. I'd say one star review from Wes Smith

back on July 22nd, you are the worst, from karaoke, big E. Remember those guys worst. From karaoke, Big E. Remember those guys? No. karaoke, Big E. Oh, yeah. That's right. They got very buttered because we thought they sucked.

Because they did suck. Oh, shit. You are the worst. Hey, I got an idea. Let's do a podcast, a reviewing podcast, and then tear them down because we are big meanies. Keep up the good work. I truly appreciate it. that's a five star video

From karaoke, yeah, nice job This one's just nice more mouth noises, please okay 20 years in prison Can't wait this part of suggestion or this is from Cruck Daddy 68 July 17 John Crucker This podcast is so garbage that it makes me want to drive the 11 hours to Rochester so I can Brand-Sack Carl's house. All this talentless hack does is eat on the mic and make fun of people who actually have talent like OP and Shamest McKillian. I'd risk the jail time just so Carl knows the stuttering John is better than he is. I also hear the Carl has some big Arialas five stars.

The fuck? Secret viewing podcasts. I like your show. You've improved a lot since Attention Helmart Shoppers episode. I see why you took that episode off I won't judge based on that one Interesting. So this is somebody who came back After hearing that show and now likes it. That was not our best episode. I did take it down Oh, you did but it was because Doug mentioned the name of she who shall not be named. Oh, yes

So I took it down and then I put it back, I forget which episode was it 140 or something. You accelerated it and you took out all these. I accelerated it. I believed the woman's name. Who, the woman who loves it when people vanish, I don't know what her name is anymore. Yeah.

Not people I'd like to grab a drink with, unentertaining group of individuals, too much negativity as a one-sided view. It's hard to tell when a drink with on entertaining group of individuals too much negativity as a one-star review It's hard to tell when a drink with you either I can't wait to get that on the board that's so funny. This is from Gross Greg on July 13th rude mean spir mean spirited, boomer douche nozzle, can't help puking all over other podcasts. Exactly what the world doesn't need to you, Carl, aka, OP Junior Five Stops.

Yes. That's a good one. If you ever feel bad, if you ever feel bad about the decisions you have made in your life, just remember, multiple people involved in the production of Who Are These Podcasts, listened to the final product and said, yes, we should release this to the public. It's five-star review. Yeah, those multiples of people. I was just clamoring at the end where you do everything. I think I still have that on the board. You guys are unnecessarily mean-spir star. Okay. No, that's so funny That was a thing I added it to the intro if you guys heard it by Anthony Cumi

I said it's like Jack tober with but with zero redeeming quality You guys are just so mean It's great It's like Jack tober but without the jokes like Jacked over but without the jokes. Yeah, that's my be more accurate. Bowley Kyle was a Bowley and high school. He took my lunch body all the time. Would get Bowley by him again, five stars.

That's written so poorly. It's funny. Yeah, it was just written so poorly. I love it. Thank you very much. Bowley a kid because he can't read. That's from B Diddy. Worst live show.

Try planning better segments suited for live shows and maybe it wouldn't have sucked so hard. Five stars. That's going to be a joy. I think that was back when we tried that experiment. Yeah. People didn't find out that great. A subtle distraction.

Live this podcast. This is the podcast I was going to do when I was spending a lonely day edging or trying to ejaculate during Spixiation while watching 70-year-old granny porn with my Asian roommate five stars Good. Yeah, good. There's a lot of reasons this podcast that being one of them. Oh This is funny poop faces poop ears a boring show that trashes other boring shows That's five stars in their heart. Many poop emojis.

I love the suspense of finding out where to find their one star. I was like, is this serious or is it awesome? Awful. This is the worst podcast known a man. Well now that OPES podcast is suspended. This is not true. It's still gone.

Cause hilarious witty fun show five stars, five stars. Great show five stars. stars great show five stars What is this not everyone? Yeah, I know it's too much too much niceness not everyone should have a podcast I'm assuming the ones that reviews are from bergating that being said I don't like the Coloss Which one all probably Andy yeah With a small mouth I don't think I can read more of these, but that's enough. We've, yeah, not looked at these in so long. It's pretty firm but fair. It's

like the male to tease. It's like the male. It's not going to end. It's going to keep going. It's going to pile up. Yeah. Maybe stop reading the one star reviews dummies. What? Thanks for featuring Papa's basement. You got to you got to read these though because it'll pile up outside your door It's true wellness check on your fucking It's a very good point this show blows. Thanks for keeping Thanks for keeping me posted on opi I refused to give him views Boomer humor from Mike B. 173 on June 21st, the family guy clips and movie

cause maybe funny to 50 year olds, but trust me, no one else is laughing. Fair enough. They're just jealous. You're old bitter man who are jealous of the success of call her daddy. You wish your half as interesting as they are. It's a one-star review that's real.

Yeah. Christina Kelly, are you think I'm jealous of those fucking twats? I promise you I do not want to have sex with a baseball player. Yeah. I promise you I'm not jealous of that. Kill me, this is horrible. I'd rather get punched in the ears. Five stars. All right. I think we could. I think we're good. I know. I apologize. No, know. I apologize. I'm just trying to finally get caught up. I like that stuff. I do too. Okay. Let's look at voicemails real quick. This will not be a long second. This is going to be a disaster. I'm calling it right now. Let's find out. You know, Carl, maybe I think I just realized that, um, you know, maybe I don't hate, you know, foreign podcast hosts. I think the problem I have is people that have English

as a second language hosting a podcast in English. You know, if you guys, you know, accuse me of being a white supremacist, anti-Semitic, you know, oh, this is Trump's America. Oh, I could be further from that. I am not a racist person. You know, I have no problem with the big. All right, whatever.

Right. Obviously, a baby practice guy. Yeah. Yeah. Just playing it to his get up and break it. I mean, honestly, I don't know who you are. You don't have to defend yourself. Right.

If we call out a listener on the show No, nobody knows who you are. It's right. Don't worry about it. All right. We'll be right Listen you time motherfucker I hear a miracle. We got trademark laws, right? Don't be fooling me. I know about that shit Old country. You'll beco beco a fucking stand-a-dee from but you're a miracle. You have trademark laws Oh, maybe Yeah Yeah, I just got going through. Play it again. Let's keep going. Let's see what else is going on here. Hey Carl, I love the show. You're killing it. I just wanted to say about this

exact thing starting your own church. Actually, that's what Wesley Snitch was caught doing. His lawyer was telling his accountant or whatever. His financial guy was telling everybody to start their own religious organization so they could funnel money into that and not have to pay taxes on it. That's the real thing that people do. Maybe not. Yeah, and how did it work out for him? Oh, wow. maybe not. Yeah and how did it work out for him? Oh well. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a great idea. That's a blade. I would. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. he's talking about that many times. Even E. Rock who I was talking to in Anthony's show, he's like, oh yeah, he's talking about that all of that. I'm an idiot. I don't remember that. I still think it's bullshit.

I'm still calling bullshit on that. You can't just start a church without pay taxes. Right. The IRS is way up your ass on that sort of thing. If you could get away with that, they would shit. I'm wrong with doing it. Right. I just accept bribes and it's tax free. Yeah. Bribes are tax free. That's the way sort of thing. If you can get away with that, they be shit. I'm wrong with doing it. Right. I just accept bribes and it's text free.

Bribes are guys free. That's the way to do it. This one looks like a vlog one. Let's see what's going on here. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to say thank you for reviewing a Maca Roy show with someone who listened to a number of their podcasts for years before realizing how brutally unfunny

and repetitive they are. I was a joy to listen to. I just wanted to give you a couple of quick interesting notes about their family that you might not know. In addition to producing probably a dozen or more unfunny podcasts, they've also dipped into writing unfunny, metahumor, chock full comics for Marvel Marvel as well as a brutally unfunny web series. And one other interesting note, the brother you identified as the most unfunny Griffin was

actually named a 30 under 30 media lulinary by I guess I don't know time magazine or whatever. Wow. So I thought that was an interesting little capper on interesting inexplicably popular family Thanks for the show the fuck yourself Every good one. Come with that You gotta get them all in there. Go fight yourself. I'll be back It's inexplicably popular family is a great way to describe the mechal Yeah, what the fuck?

What the fuck with those people? All right, I'll wait a few more to go here. Let's keep it moving. That was a good call, though. Appreciate that. Take our all pretty funny you making fun of OBB on its phone playing Candy Crush. When friend of the show Jim Norton is guilty of the exacting stuff, you know how often he checks his phone thing? Yeah, I'm listening, an insane amount.

It was a pretty funny clip of him on Joe Rogan experience doing exactly that. And there's pretty funny compilation as well throughout all the shows that he's on with compound media and whatever. Unless Joe's and Coomiya took it all down already, I can tell ya. But I guess you don't care since you're going

on the chip chipper's and shows in any way to suck up to him. Maybe you could boost those download numbers if you have moved up to compound media. Man, I really need that slight traffic. That is correct. I know that Jim does get distracted by his phone. You might want to put it on. Do not disturb learned that today what you're doing a show put your phone I do not disturb but don't fuck it look at it but he's he's correct when he says I want to suck up to Jim Norton that's true Jim Norton big front of the show great guy and also if you're legit funny you can get away with that correct I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you. your fucking energy. Uh, Doug and Coyote. Fucking bright nothing! You're so goddamn fine! Fuck! Also, if you want a singer, I did that Danny Boy shit. Let me know. I love you.

Oh, that was the Danny Boy guy. Okay. Remember that? Oh, it was fucking good. It was really good. Yeah, Coyote. Both, it's fucking good. It is really good. Yeah, Coyote Dog. Bring the ants coming out.

Right, right. Some people don't like the screaming. Yeah. Others people like, fuck this guy. He's not screaming in that. Yeah. Plus he's foreign. Did you guys know the Coyote is foreign?

And he has a small buttole mouth. I think that was about me. I could be right w-a-t-p going on to the ru uh... listen to your kumi a show right now and i have to say uh... this is a fantastic episode uh... the o and a universe is where you do your thing best carl thanks buddy

uh... fuxx aim at it never want to hear these motherfuckers again. I like Shamest. Please, please, you need to do more stuttering, John. I agree. You need to do more Opie for the love of God. Please do an episode of Bob Kelly's shit.

You know what, dude, podcast. All these fucking pregnant pauses and, ah, just ONA is where you do your thing best. I hope I never hear Maddox again Hope I hear you again on Tumia show and it would be great update landlady fucking Thanks a lot bye Thanks, Kazuru Nice, I mean he's watching me live and then stops watching me to call the show. Just wait till the show's over. I will say Bob Kelly's.

Every time his response to everything is, what the f***? And that's like, when it starts to go in on a criticism, that's how it all starts. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know either. So, miss and miss.

Maybe it is worth reviewing it might be it's been Suggested many times. I'm sure we'll get around to it. I know I mean I know who he is. I'm sure he's Funny stand-up. Yeah, yeah, I'm funny. A lot of fart jokes. Yeah, fart jokes, but fattin fart jokes Whatever I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time ever. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from time to time. I can laugh at a fart joke from who got fired off at his show and then spun off his own construction podcast with two of his loser boomer friends. It's a mess. It's pretty much them like Lee re-living the glory days of high school and elementary school and then occasionally talking about construction and fixing shit. I don't know. It's a mess

but I might want to go check it out. Thanks man. Ah! Oh my God. I do wanna call this guy. I know. It's, it's, if we weren't so far over it, I would say it's not. Yeah. Oh, oh God. You guys probably have shit to do today. Oh, cares.

Who cares? But it's like, is it too much of a good thing if we actually got Van Frick this guy on the show? It's so good and small though. Is there so much of a good thing? It's so good. It's so good. There's so much of a good thing. It's so great. It's so good. It's so good.

Yeah. It's going to be great to have him just so you can kind of like point to him and get the band practice live. Well, you guys assume that he can only be good for one catchphrase. What if he developed a second catchphrase? Yeah. I'm just saying, let's start with the training wheel. Yeah, let's start with the thing.

I love it. By the way, I want to point something out. And this is really important for everyone to understand. I went to New York City this week to go on Anthony Shaw and Jim Shaw on Tuesday. And I missed band practice. Yeah. I skipped band practice.

It's surprising to get the lack of- To go to the York explanation about that whole trip. We can talk about it at all. Yeah, I know. We're too busy talking about those fucking dummies. Just watch the real fucking episodes I used. Hey, Carl, I'm Mike DeZell and I'm wearing it in here. I want to tell you I appreciate you for peeing my brother, my brother, May, after my request. You're welcome.

I just want to let you know, yeah, these guys, pod-tads, so fucking much. Okay. You don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes. So they, they pod-tads that they're fucking wise, with their dad, and those popular two, like the sol- the song bone show that the medical history show they have a fucking book out that I saw There's D&D podcast with their dad has a fucking comic book that's apparently coming out I feel like I missed the boat even though I was on the ground floor of the fuckers. So yeah, if you ever want to go back to the well on the ground floor of the fuckers. So yeah, if you ever wanna go back to the well,

they've got shit for you to listen. And it's all the fucking same. Also, if you think they're annoying, they're fucking hives are even worse. Oh my, I can imagine. Take care, call me back. It's the shameless McHillian Templator. Yeah, it's like, we're not very good,

but if we put out a shit ton of podcasts, it's like if I was playing darts right now and you had three darts and I had 50. I probably win the game. If I had 50 shots each round, that would be very good. You know what the problem is. It's not that we're not good at podcasting. It's that the topic is not popular. So if we do different topics, thing it's that the topic is not popular so if we do different topics right right right we'll just throw a bunch of shit at the wall well on this show we read Yahoo and on this show we talk about Dungeons & Dragons on this show whatever you guys just started funny they know what's the list of the you care on unfunny people talk about multiple things all right this is the last

one hey Carl so watching a lot of the show and you know you very often say you're gonna take something out and post and actually don't do it. Which is fine, it's funny bit. Well we get it, but I'm curious what is the ratio of you saying you'll take it out and post and actually doing it versus you saying it and not doing it. Just love to know. Bye. The answer is 100% mouth.

If I say something something out of the post, you will not hear it. There's these things called jokes. Yeah. That's a fucking thing. That's the one though that I brought this up on a recent podcast. Everyone does that. Yeah. And it's gotten really hacked.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm done doing it. It. Yeah. And it's gotten really hacked. Yeah. Yeah. I'm done doing it. It's a man. Yeah. I'm done with that. All right. We just got 27 more voice mail.

13 more videos. Holy shit. I think we're good here, right, people. A beefy episode. Yeah. I know. It sucks because then I have to go back and listen to it all when I edit it. Was Jim Norton trying to have sex with a transvestite while you were in New York?

Nobody did joke about it quite a bit. Do you know what you make jokes about that? All right. Take care everybody. Thanks for listening on the Discord. We will see you next week for some tinfoil hatting. Looking forward to that. Kisses.

Kisses. Good luck on you. 10 foil hatting. Looking forward to that. Kisses. Kisses. Good luck, guys.