Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep169 - Tin Foil Hat
Episode Date: September 1, 2019The more things change, the more they stay the same. OG cohost Kevin joins us as we praise a podcast we both enjoyed. It's hard to make a bad show when you have Eddie Bravo, Alex Jones, Moloch, and Sh...adowman. Also, uhhhhh Sam Tripoli uhhhh is the uhhhh host. Other topics discussed include the legal threats from Stuttering John, Opie hanging out with actual friends, Band Practice Guy's new catchphrase, Live from the 405 talking to Jim Florentine, and Butthole Weeb's interaction with the last professional broadcaster Sam Roberts. Buy a shirt or two:Â https://teespring.com/stores/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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One of my favorite podcasts ever who are these podcasts. It's called to run by a guy called Carl
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It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not it's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show.
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It's a quality show and they have good ideas.
It's kind of like, Jack Tober, but with really no redeeming quality, what's up?
You guys are concise and brutal.
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We're going to read reviews later today. But before that, we'll
be reviewing a podcast called Tinfoil Hat Podcast with Sam Tripoli. This is a suggestion
from Nerf Darts on Reddit. Kevin and I have both listened to the show separately. We have
not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by
Sam Tripoli with XG Xavier Xavier Guerrero.
And I listened to a bunch of episodes of this, Kevin.
How about you?
Yeah.
I listened to a couple, the Montauch Project One
and the Epstein One.
So, 224 and 225 is what I was talking about.
Okay, good.
Good.
I listened to 225.
I listened to it.
I think it all the way through the Montac one,
that one was a little bit ridiculous.
So this is a conspiracy podcast.
And Sam Tripoli's a standup comedian.
He has other standups on the show from time to time.
He sometimes has authors or other celebrities
and personalities.
This is the clip that I have that sums up the show for me.
What we're talking about is like dark arts,
pre-teen, like kidnapping, satanic, like ritual, sex, and death.
I gotta say, I fucking like this.
Kevin, I kinda do.
I liked this show a lot.
When I said I listened to a bunch of episodes
because I really enjoyed it.
And I was like, oh, I wanna hear an Alex Jones
and I wanna hear David Eike on this show.
I went back and listened to a bunch of old episodes
because I was loving it.
And one of the things I really liked about it
is this guy named Eddie Brava.
Are you familiar with this guy?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know Eddie Bravo.
Eddie Bravo is awesome.
Eddie Bravo is amazing with the shit he talks about.
Because he's a flat earther, and I love that.
So let's get into some Eddie Bravo flat earth talk,
starting with this clip.
And then also for a fact, we know that Polaris, the North Star, is right over the North Pole.
And it just so happens that it's fixed and it stays over the North Pole.
So we know that.
And then when you look at time-lapse pictures of space, all the stars are rotating around
Polaris.
I don't know what I'm missing here. of space, all the stars are rotating around Polaris.
I don't know what I'm missing here.
So I'm a sphere Earther,
and I think that's kind of explained in the fact
that the Earth is rotating.
So it's not the stars that are flying around Polaris.
It's the perspective from Earth as we're rotating.
What am I missing here, Kevin?
This seems not easy thing is easy.
I think you haven't covered pretty good.
I like to think that the Earth is flat
and that all toilets just exit up
the bottom of the flat Earth.
Oh, that's an interesting toilet.
Yeah, right?
So could we possibly be creating an atmosphere
for another flat planet?
So that when it's raining there,
it's actually all of us flushing our toilets
at the same time.
Yeah, it's not crazy.
It's not crazy, yeah.
It's not crazy, right?
I mean, not as crazy.
Did any crazier than the fucking earth being flat?
This is awesome.
So this is Eddie Brabow explains
that the sun and the Moon rotate around the Earth.
And this is his explanation on that. Every day I noon, the Sun is going to be in the same spot.
Pretty much the same spot.
Yeah.
In the winter, every day I noon, the Sun's going to be in a different spot,
because it's winter, right?
But in the summer, every day, but the moon,
although it's on the same path, as the Sun, rises from the east,
rises in the east, sets in the west. It's in the same path as the sun rises from the east, rather than the east, sets in the west.
It's in the same fucking path.
Now, but since it's slower every night,
you look at the moon every night at the same time.
From the same spot, from the same spot,
because it's perspective is tough.
Because sometimes you'd be on that freeway and go,
oh look, the moon's over there now, but then you get home, it's over there. It's because it's perspective is tough because sometimes you'd be on that freeway and go oh look the moons Over there now, but then you get home. It's oh wow. Why is it over there? It's perspective
So when you're doing your own moon observations, you got to be in this exact same spot
Really get an idea of what's going with the moon is doing. Oh
Great hard alert
I don't know what he's talking about there.
It's like we gotta observe where the moon is,
and that's what proves that the Earth is flat.
This doesn't make any sense to me.
I don't, I just don't really get why people
have trouble believing scientists.
Well, it's not even scientists, Kevin.
Anyone who's ever flown an airplane,
every pilot who's ever lived and existed would have to be in on this
Conspiracy that the earth is actually flat. There's no satellites. There's no GPS. It's all made up shit
You don't have to believe in scientists
You can just it's just there's thousands and thousands and thousands of people who would all have to be like
Yeah, you know what I know about how the earth is flat. I don't know what about that shit
Yeah, what is their motive to like keep that a secret?
Like, yeah, we don't want anybody fucking sail.
Don't sail too far.
You just fall right off the side.
Well, no, there's an ice wall.
You don't know what the fucking ice wall?
Oh, Jesus.
You don't know.
I forgot about the ice wall.
Yeah, the South Pole is not a pole.
It's actually the edge of the earth all the way around. It's a circumference around the earth.
And when you go there, yet never mind that the stars are always like the same no matter how you get to the South Pole.
That's not explained by flat earthers, but whatever, when you go there, you're actually hitting an ice wall that the CIA will not let you go past.
Because that's where all the secrets that's going on is happening.
The CIA controls the ice wall.
Yeah, you didn't know that?
You're the... You're not up on this shit, are you?
Oh my god, I guess not.
I won't, so then, so then you probably was talking about the flat earth, which I love.
And then he says this.
That the sun is 93 million miles away and then tell me how they did it.
No one knows, they just believe it.
No one knows. They believe it. No one knows
They just wow it's not even a set on on koko
I looked at koko Even Dr. Gosas it bra
It out so I don't know shit. I just don't trust liars
That's just me. It's not that I believe crazy shit. It's that I don't believe that the stupid shit coming from mainstream science.
So it's not that he believes stupid shit.
It's just that when a scientist says,
we've measured the distance from the earth to the sun
and it's 93 million miles,
that's when he says, well, that's stupid.
That thing, that's the thing I don't believe.
That's the stupid thing that I just can't.
And then he goes out to say, and this is great.
He does believe real science.
Science is real, like real science is real.
But how easy is it to lie about science?
Tobacco science, marijuana science, tower seven science.
What about all that science?
And world trade center, seven science.
Science.
I didn't say that twice.
I never thought world trader,
world trade center building seven science.
I don't even know anything about that.
You know what's crazy when you take vinegar and baking soda
and you put it into a fake model of, of, of, of volcano.
It erupts.
Nobody fucking talks about that.
That's real science, man.
Not this fake science.
Not this bullshit fake science
about the earth being round and rotating
and being in an orbit around the sun.
That's not science.
And I love conspiracy, guys,
because I get into this too.
And I think you do too,
which is why we're doing this show.
I mean, look, we were both highly entertained by this show. I'll listen to it again after this.
But one of the things I love about conspiracy guys is they're very quick to be so righteous
and right about, especially with this absentee thing that's going down. It's really just gotten
everyone like see, see a fucking red pill. I fucking told y'all this shit But then they can also just back off of any crazy shit they say by saying something like this
This is just my guess. I don't know. This is just me guessing so wait a second
Which is it? He's going out of that about the flat earth and he says there's no fucking way we're traveling at
16,000 miles per hour through the universe
How would they possibly calculate that we're're 93 million miles from the sun.
They don't know shit.
And he's like, but anyway, I'm just making all this stuff up.
Well, those people that you're arguing with
have done a research and they've done studies
and they use math and physics.
Like there's actual things they're doing.
They're not making this shit up.
You are.
You understand the difference there?
That's fucking great.
Clearly, no, it doesn't.
And I love Eddie Bravo.
I really do.
I think this guy's highly entertaining.
I love this smugness.
And this is not just Eddie Bravo,
but conspiracy guys, when they all get together
and they're all on the same page,
they're not arguing,
because they're used to arguing with people
and going like,
you stupid asshole with your head in the sand, you don't know. But then when they all get together, they all all on the same page. They're not arguing because they're used to arguing with people and going like you stupid asshole with your head in the sand. You
don't know. But then when they all get together they all agree with each other they get
real smug like this. That may be true, but if you're actually
paying attention, if you're actually paying attention, maybe you read the New York Times, but I'm talking about subreddits that I read.
And if you're paying attention, I have another example of this smugness.
And this is him.
So they're getting into 9-11 stuff, which I'll get into.
But I want you to really listen to this clip and hear how he pauses for dramatic
effect. He even leans back in his chair. You can hear his chair squeak as he leans back
into this amazing point that he makes. Look who gave the Russian uranium. Robert Mueller
walk. Robert Mueller became the director of the FBI like two weeks before
9-11
The pregnant pause
You know That clip was still going that whole time Kevin oh shit. No, no, it's fine
It's so funny because there's so like he just made a point that blows every like everyone's mind just
exploded. He's like Robert Mueller became the FBI director. Fourteen and a half
days before nine elevens like, oh well that proves it was an inside job then.
Somebody had to be appointed the fucking job. What are we talking about? But he's so
fucking smug with that point. I love I mean as you know
Conspiracy theories and in general. I love it. I love reading about him
I've read the conspiracy subreddit all the time. I'm always fucking around in there and
Not not necessarily comedy and I think but I read a lot of that crap. Yeah, so
The one thing I've noticed with with this is if I
The one thing I've noticed with this is if I have to speak to somebody out loud about something that I believe in or something that I've read, I, like it doesn't, it doesn't sound right.
When I'm saying, and when I'm talking in my head,
when I'm reading that, it makes a lot of sense.
But when you say it out loud, it's like,
ugh, that's not.
Well, it's funny too, because what we were talking about,
all this drone footage of the pedophile island,
and Kevin was turning me on to, you can go on YouTube,
and someone was just flying a drone around
and showing
the house and all of these computers and shit that were in there and then all of a
seriously gone before the FBI comes and raids it. This is all documented on there. And
yeah, even when you're talking about that, you clearly see you're like, ah, I sound like
a fucking douche, don't I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, my wife will be like, what
do you read? I read it. I'm like, uh. Uh. So, uh, apparently, Gisling, Maxwell,
used to have sex slaves come up to the apartment.
As I'm saying it, I'm like, what the fuck am I?
You're like, never mind.
It's that's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah, I'm like, you know what?
I'm just, I'm reading whatever.
I'm on funny sub-regally.
I know.
I'm reading Ziggy.
All right.
Is that what you want to hear?
I'm not so Ziggy.
No, he's shit, that's a deal.
I don't know where that came from.
So come, I want to get a little bit into 9-11
and get the fuck right back out again
because anytime you want to do a conspiracy podcast,
these guys have had so many conversations about 9-11,
they're way past me.
So they're already like way out of this up,
but there was a new thing that was said here
that I've never heard before and maybe you have.
Wait, oh, I have a guard on and he said that everybody
that helped make 9-11 happen, that was at like lower level.
They told, hey man, go meet us at Building 7.
We're gonna go watch this thing go down
and when they were all in there, boom, they collapse it on them.
I got rid of the witnesses.
So people died in power seven?
Yeah.
I thought it was all cleared out.
Well, that's what this guy, Holy Demogard, said.
Yeah, he knows a lot.
I like that guy.
But...
All right, so Kevin, this is sad, triply talking.
Yeah.
And he says, and I love this theory.
Have you heard this before that they had...
I have not.
Okay, so the theory is this because people always say,
if night level was an inside job,
there'd have to be hundreds of people who knew about it
in order to coordinate all of this,
and somebody would talk.
That's always the thing that people say,
like, how would they possibly keep it a secret?
This way, you can't keep a secret that long.
So this explanation's awesome.
They decided to have a rap party.
Hey guys, we're gonna do night 11.
It's gonna go down around 9 a.m.
Come over to Tower 7. We'll be in there at 11. They decided to have a rap party. Hey guys, we're gonna do night 11 is gonna go down around 9 a.m Come on, we're the tower
Ruts up a seven we'll be in there at 11. We'll have drinks strippers. It's gonna be great
All of these people show up to like all right sweet. We did it and then the building just collapse all the witnesses dad
It's awesome. It makes so much sense
You think the caterers made it out of me, I hope the stripper made it out.
Hey guys, I'll be back in a half an hour.
I just gotta pick up my kid from school.
I mean, nobody, yeah, nobody would believe a stripper
if she was like, I'm like, I hope Billy came down out of this.
Yeah, all right.
Okay.
I've never heard that theory before.
And that's the other thing that conspiracy theorists do.
And listen, I'm as guilty of this as anyone.
So I'm not saying I'm holier than now, they I love it when they say well this one person who has authority
in some type of subject matter told me that like okay well I believe that done why one person
said that and we're just gonna say okay yeah moving up what else I don't I don't know I the
whole building seven thing I've never really delved into that at all.
Oh, that's, that's fun stuff.
Yeah, I mean, it's probably, uh, fucking rabbit hole, I could go down, but, uh, I don't
know, the 9-11 thing is just like, I, I, I haven't spent a lot of time on it because,
I don't know, it just seems way too crazy that the government was able to pull off something that big
I mean that government could barely pull off fucking shit. They're trying to do
So well that I just don't that was the theory behind that South Park episode
It was brilliant where they had nothing to do with it
But they want people to think they have something to do with it because it makes us seem like they have more power than they actually do
Yeah, I like they know what the fuck they're doing right they, they can pull that off and no one would be the wiser.
This is them talking about how 9-11 wasn't inside job as we all know.
You know what I mean, 9-11 happened.
Everybody knows, everybody knows 9-11 wasn't inside job, right?
Nobody got busted for that.
They got away with 9-11.
Nobody went to jail for 9-11.
That would be an interesting thing to go to jail for, right?
Were you the one who called up the hijackers
and told them a plane to get on?
Yeah, yeah, I did that.
Yeah, yeah.
You're going to jail for that shit, really?
That's against the law, fuck.
No idea.
You're gonna be putting a cell
with non-working cameras outside of it.
All right, let's get it up, Steve.
But go on.
The guy that was supposedly the mastermind of it,
it just was out in like recently,
like in the last couple of days.
This guy's been in jail for whatever,
fucking 18 years or whatever it was since 9-11.
Yeah.
And they're finally putting a fucker on trial.
It's like, what?
We're finally getting to the mastermind,
this dude that was, it was like,
I love this guy's picture too
Because it looks like a picture when I roll out of bed in the morning
You know that you know that fucking guy like it's like he's all the shoveled and shit
Well, he's been a what one ton of obey for a decade. I don't think you look at either
Then I don't know what the fuck my excuses. Yeah, what is your excuse?
Jesus you're in two sides, which is almost as bad,
but what the fuck?
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, it does her locale.
Yeah, so I don't know what the fuck that's about.
Like it took them, you know, 18 years to get this guy
in front of a judge, it doesn't, I don't know.
Well, look, there's a lot of shit going on
with that whole conspiracy.
I mean, there's obviously a conspiracy.
It's whether the one you believe is the one that they tell you to believe or there's
something else.
The whole fact that they had to hide all those pages about Saudi Arabia and the Saudi
Arabian government's involvement in funding this whole thing, there's shit going on that
they don't want us to know.
Obviously.
But I love that conspiracy theories just come up
and just they're like, well, I mean,
we all know it was an inside job.
But you gotta, you gotta explain that a lot more
than just it was an inside job.
There's a lot more to it than that.
I would assume.
There's people who actually believe
that there was never any planes at the buildings.
That is, what's that famous documentary?
It looks change. Yeah.
I watch that documentary and that's that whole thing is this footage isn't even real and they
did it right before everyone got a camera on their phone and that's why they did.
It's like, you start watching that shit and you're like, well, okay, I mean, what the fuck?
They could pull that off. I mean, why haven't we landed on Mars if we're just gonna make
everything up anyway? What's the difference? Well we already have, I mean clearly we've already
landed on Mars, we've already got tons of fucking infrastructure up there. Oh sweet, you know what? They
already got blockbuster, they got blockbuster videos up there, level the brad already. So they're 15
years behind us, okay. Yeah, yeah, that's about it, yeah. So. Well, all they have is dial up.
So it's not like they're gonna be streaming Netflix.
They have to go to blog, boss, it makes sense.
They still get AOL discs in the mail.
10 hours, this is awesome.
Net zero, fuck yeah.
I actually have that zero.
Back in the 90s
All right, I want to talk about it. That's fucking
Boomers I know I remember a time when the internet didn't exist
There there was this fucking pop-up banner on your browser above anything you were looking at it all time
You couldn't get rid of it You could move it around
But it was always there that was the net zero thing. Oh shit
It's like I'm trying to look at porn and there's a giant and that zero banner in front of it
Well, that was the worst part too because
When you looked at porn back then you had to wait for the JPEG to load and you would see like oh
I got to the titties sweet what else is gonna happen here? Is she wearing panties or not? You don't know. And it's just like this very
slow thing. And then there's this fucking ad poppy up in front of the vagina. I was like,
what the? How poor. That's why us boomers are just a generation of edgers. We had to jerk
off as a fucking bitch. You're gonna wait.
All right, this is getting back to Appstein.
I've keep trying to get back to Appstein.
And then we're talking about jerk it off to the internet,
the 90s, which sucked.
It fucking sucked back then.
Seriously, this is, so this is brand new information as well.
I didn't know this.
Apparently a couple of the Jeffrey Epstein accusers
have come out and filed paperwork or whatever they're doing
that was leading up to this trial that should have happened.
And this is new information to me.
Kathy O'Brien, look her up.
She says, she said the Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton.
Ah. By the way, I'm pausing it real quick.
The only thing that Eddie Bravo does
that annoys the shat of me is his lips smacking.
It's out of fucking control.
This guy is smacking his lips all over the guy,
that boy's okay, getting back to it.
Man, she said a lot of shit.
You gotta listen to it.
I don't even wanna get into it.
Cause she said, she said,
Kathio Bryan said Bill Clinton is 80% gay.
He mostly was with boys and a little bit with girls.
Kathio Bryant said,
I had a few sexual relations with Bill Clinton.
And she said Hillary Clinton,
mostly into chicks and the guys a little bit.
She said she was with Hillary Clinton way more than Bill.
Yeah.
Did you ever hear that that Bill Clinton is 80% gay? I've never heard
the percentage of it. I actually just heard that in the in the tinfoil episode that I
listened to. They were talking about how the both of them are gay, meaning Hillary and Bill and they, you know, just come together for public events or whatever, but they're totally not.
Well, Hillary being a lesbian is such a yawn. I'm surprised conspiracy theorists even say that. You would think that if you're into conspiracy, you'd be like, oh no, Hillary Clinton is way into dudes. I'd be like, whoa, really? That's shocking.
I need proof, I need some evidence here.
But Bill Quentin, they say he's 80% gay
and then they say he's into young boys.
And being a child in the West here
is not the same as being gay.
It's actually quite insulting to gay people.
You can't just say, like, oh, he's a gay guy.
He likes to fuck eight-year-olds.
And whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Time out, that's not, that's not what gay is.
It's just FYI. In case you thought that's what that was.
I wouldn't consider Michael Jackson gay,
he was a pedophile, it's very, very different.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't know, the Clinton stuff is very, very interesting.
It's the ties and stuff with the Epstein thing
is pretty compelling to say at least.
It's awesome.
I don't know.
I don't know what of it is true and what's
a bunch of bullshit that's made up, obviously.
And that's kind of where the fun is, I guess.
That is where the fun is.
And I think the only thing that we can know for sure,
because Kevin, you and I were never on the Lolita Express.
We were never on the pedophile island.
We weren't in that whatever crazy structure
he had on that island with the sex dungeon underneath.
We don't know.
The only thing that we could possibly know for sure
is that Bill Clinton rapes young girls.
That's the only thing that we know for a fact.
How is that? At point probably, too. That's the only thing that we know for a fact. How many of that?
At Boyd probably do.
Other than that, there's really not a lot
that we know about this, and we shouldn't speak out of turn.
All right, so this is an episode that I had
listen to with Eddie Bravo.
Episode number two, 11, it's from July 16th.
So this is right in the middle of this whole upstein thing
when he was in jail before
he died and I give Eddie Provo a lot of credit he says this.
The police chief from New York City, he killed himself?
Yes, who's that?
I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happened to him and they blame it on Trump.
Dude.
Who, they all got to do, because right now, they're trying right now who was that who who gets who
excited Epstein I bet they're gonna try to kill him. Oh yeah for sure and then
blame it on Trump. So Epstein is gonna get
suicide it. Yep this is true nailed Kevin and Joel, the Trump thing is weird though.
The Trump connection is very...
I have not a fucking Trump supporter by any means, but...
It just doesn't seem like...
Like, I feel like he's a fucking idiot.
But he's smart enough to know like if he's hanging around with dudes who are known to be fucking kids,
that he's like, I'm not gonna... I'm not fucking hanging around with dudes who are known to be fucking kids that he's like
I'm not gonna I'm not fucking playing around with this dude like I'm not gonna be seen with this guy
And I'm not gonna associate whether he's gonna try to put some distance between him whereas
You know Clinton was like in pictures and bullshit with him and I know people are gonna say like oh, so is Trump
Yeah, but I don't know it just seems a little, I think Clinton is more guilty, in my opinion.
I still like fucking Eddie Bravo.
In my opinion, I'm just fucking vegan as a fucking.
And my opinion.
So, I mean, the interesting thing,
I don't wanna get to the hot political talk with you, Kevin,
but the interesting thing is that the media keeps pointing to this quote that Trump had about
Epstein.
It was in some magazine article where he said, oh yeah, Epstein's a great guy.
He loves women as much as I do.
It's well known.
In fact, he likes them very, very young Epstein.
And they say, see, this is proof that Trump is all in on this.
I think that was a signal.
Trump was putting it out there back in 2002.
It's like, this guy's a fucking creep.
He's indole young girls.
So I don't know, who knows?
It's all very interesting.
Well, I mean, it seems like everybody kind of knew,
as I sort of like an open secret, if you will,
that this dude was a fucking creep.
He's pounding around with some heavy hitters, and I think the popular opinion is that he was
a Mossad agent or something you know working for Israel or somebody that
Some government entity that was using these people to get blackmail information
So I mean you know he he goes down there with Bill Clinton Bill Clinton fucks some underaged person
man or woman or whatever, boy or girl.
And they videotape it secretly,
and then now they've got you for life, basically.
This is what I was hoping for, Kevin.
This is exactly what I was trying to get into.
It's all working now, yeah, yeah.
And then Prince Andrew was also compromised.
And what is it?
MI5.
What's the intelligence agency in Britain?
Yeah, well, MI5 is one of them, I think.
Do you hear about Mac graining?
No, what about Mac graining?
Yeah, so this is the latest thing, right?
So somebody, one of the accusers that had come forward about being raped or whatever,
like a sex slave or whatever it was.
On the plane says that Matt Graning had taken a couple trips
on the Lolita Express and that she had to give him a foot rub
and that his fucking toenails were gross.
I did hear about this. That's right.
Yeah, so now everybody is freaking out going,
well, fucking Matt Graning's obviously a pedophile.
Like, this is obviously fucked this girl.
Mm-hmm.
But there's no, Evan, like, she never at any time.
Like, she'll flat out and be like,
yeah, this dude fucked me, or, yeah, he raped me.
She never says anything about Mac Raining
except he had gross feet.
You know what's really funny about that, Kevin?
Is people are up in arms about who?
Like, this is a stereotype.
This is not what Indian Americans do.
They don't run a quickie mark.
These people should be shut down.
It's like, oh yeah, and also the creator fucks children.
Oh, well that's another reason also
to dislike the Simpsons that I guess.
Right, well, because it's been all over Reddit now.
Like all over Reddit, all over image or people being like,
oh fuck, the Simpsons, fuck, feature, it's been all over Reddit now like I've ever read it all over image or people being like oh fuck to Simpsons
Fuck future Rama apparently this is why because there's that other
Conspiracy that the Simpsons predicts future events. Yeah, it was an old
9-11 episode like a 4 9-11 that hinted at it and shit and they're like well obviously
He's he's in cooots with the upper echelons of deep state and all this.
It's possible. I wouldn't put it past. Look at this funny thing about the Simpsons.
And Matt Maegg reigning is not writing the Simpsons. He hasn't written Simpsons episode
in 40 years. So the funny thing about that, that's not true. But you know what I mean.
So the funny thing about all of that, the Simpsons have just put out 30,000 hours of content.
So of course some things are gonna happen.
Like they made a joke about Trump becoming president.
Trump has talked about running for presidency
for three decades.
It's not a crazy coincidence
that they would make a joke about it.
And then, so, you know, I honestly don't know.
Matt Greene, I don't know nothing about bad graining.
I don't know what's going on there.
I just, I guess the point is,
I think what conspiracy theorists would tell you is
all of these SJWs are up in arms about Apooh and shit.
When there's actually elites fucking children out of the island,
can we please get our priorities straight here?
Hearding someone's feelings is a lot different
than raping children.
Can that big and raping children as way worse than that?
I got my soapbox.
I want to talk about the proof of God.
This is Eddie Bravo proves there's a God
and I've never heard this argument before.
I can't even dispute it.
It is airtight.
Because obviously we know the elite, a lot of them,
like at the highest levels, they're satanists.
Yeah, for sure.
And the elite, the beings at the high level,
they have all the latest technology,
they have all the secret knowledge.
They know way more than the peasants, for sure. Peasants don't know shit.
They know it. So if they know all this shit and they're doing satanic rituals with children and
and the Vatican's fucking insane and and um all this Luciferianism and paganism, all this shit,
they're doing that then there has to be a god.
What?
You follow that logic, Kevin?
I do not, I do not.
I thought I was going somewhere up.
No, I did not.
Kevin, you are sounding like a megatron all of a sudden.
Why does this only happen with you? You're
You're the only person I talked to this happens with it's so annoying. Can you disconnect and reconnect?
Holy shit
Kevin What the fuck? Oh shit.
Kevin has been an IT for 20 years.
He's the one guy who should have his shit together.
Kevin.
Hello.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
It's so bizarre to me.
I don't have to believe in this.
That this happens every time I talk to you,
no matter what the service is.
You know what, let's let's fucking crowdsource this to the fine audience.
If any of you guys out there know why the fuck I have so many problems and it's not just
my location, because I've lived in two different states since we started doing this podcast.
And I've always had fucking problems with it.
Different service providers, different computer hardware, different software, Skype.
I think that I think cat has the answer.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, right now I have a gun to my head.
The Clintons.
The Clintons are missing.
The Clintons are missing.
Yeah.
The Clintons are actually knife party. I don't know if you do that or not
That's the worst Clinton I was waiting for a fresh. I was thinking as you were going off on some of your crazy conspiracy shit,
I was like, yeah, but what would Cobra Commander say about this?
Episodes. He was fucking kids. You think I, people? You see that temple on his island? I was fucking jealous.
All right. I'm gonna have to leave all of this in, which is gonna suck,
because I always say, I always say,
edit your shit, but I'm not gonna edit any of this.
This is hilarious.
Yeah.
Anyway, some great proof that there is a God,
because what's that ritual that all the elites had
that I was chosen as yelling about?
Bohemium Grove, is that what it's called?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's like the big yearly get together
of all the people that are of power
in the middle of like the Northern California.
That's where the globalists get together
to spirit cook and it's an interesting point
that any bravo makes.
Like these guys are all praying to Satan.
And they know what the fuck's going on, obviously.
So there must be a god.
Alright, you got me.
I'm going to church.
I'm going to church tomorrow.
Well, let me pray to Molok.
That's the god that they pray to.
Molok is a owl or something like that, some owl god.
So that was the big thing with the fucking Epstein temple
because there's olive, or olive Jesus.
There was owls on the fucking outside of it.
So I don't know what it's like.
Oh, it's a temple demolock.
Oh.
This is awesome.
Kevin, I want to start a new show together.
I just want to read sub-righted threads
and just get into it with you. This is awesome.
This is a new format. I love it. The bohebian grove is why I met Destro! I believe that!
That's where super villains would get together. It makes sense.
So this is a clip where I 100% believe
that this is probably true.
They're talking about this new deep fake video technology.
And we've been seeing this all over the place.
It's all over YouTube.
Everyone's reporting on it.
Joe Rogan's talking about it.
Everyone's talking about this deep fake shit.
It came out of nowhere.
They've had this technology for a long time,
and now it's all anyone's talking about.
So this is an interesting theory.
And it's crazy how over the last couple months,
they've been really pushing that deep fake technology.
All right.
Do 100%.
They're pushing that.
And they're making videos of like,
look what's going like deep fake videos and and making
And talking about how the government is worried that it's gonna be used that technology is gonna be used and you know
It's gonna be used politically. Yeah, what I mean, you know, it's gonna be used for when that video of Hillary
And that snuff film comes out. Yeah. That's what they're gonna say.
That's a deep fake video.
All right, so let me just set the table a little bit here.
What they're talking about is,
when Anthony Wiener's laptop was confiscated
because of his issues with whatever children,
I don't want to say.
It's not like he was a pedophile,
but he was whatever face timing with underage girls.
I don't know what he was up to.
Yeah.
They took his computer.
But in the computer, they found videos of Hillary,
supposedly, in snuff films with children,
and it was so horrific that these guys in the NYPD were brought to tears.
They were distraught over that seeing this video.
And then lo and behold, they committed suicide not long after that.
It's part of this whole Clinton death list death trail thing.
Yep.
I just, so whatever, I don't want to get into that.
But I believe that this whole thing with these deep fakes
is setting the stage so that when videos do leak
of horrific things that possibly people in high power
have done, they can easily say anyone with a fucking MacBook
could make that video.
That there's no way that that was me. This is all bullshit.
And frankly, we'd have to believe that person, right?
Yeah, well, it's possible, then I ability it's like that. It's built in now that you could just say,
well, well, that should fake. Like clearly, you think about the Nixon tapes that came out where he's
just anti-Semitic and just saying the most ridiculous shit.
And we all know that was Nixon.
It's funny because how easy is it to do a Nixon impression?
Easily we just be like that could be anyone.
I am opening Adobe Acrobat.
I do be auditioned right now.
So I don't like to do that, not you, but anyone else could do that. And we don't believe it.
But now it's like you could be in a snuff film and just say I don't know who's fucking
working their magic, maybe it's dream works.
I don't know, but that wasn't me.
I had nothing to do with that.
So the latest thing with, and I don't even know how to fucking pronounce this bitch's name,
like Gislinge, Gislinge.
I think it's Gislinge.
Gislinge.
Alright, Maxwell, yeah.
So she was, yeah, she was photographed in an opera girl in LA.
That's a photo shop.
That's a photo shop, dude.
Right.
It's clearly a photo shop.
Yeah, because there's no way she's sitting at that table.
She's got, you know, a full burger in front of her with an open book
and she's posing that doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, so that people have studied the photo obviously, me, people fucking have nothing
else better to do.
And they, you could see all the seams of where things were, you know, clone tools were
used and shit like the normal Photoshop shit that anyone would be able to do.
So everyone's now saying, well, that was purposely put out by whoever the fucking powers
would be that are controlling this thing as misinformation so that they can have plausible
deniability for any other pitchers that leak.
I think I said, well, clearly this one was Photoshop.
So that means everything is fucking Photoshop that you see, which is the next claim on the
Prince Andrew photo where he's got his arm around this young girl who is the one
who's, you know, I guess claiming that, you know, something happened there.
And people are now, people are defending Prince Andrew, saying, well, that's
that's Photoshop. That's not his fingers are. Yeah, it's re-know this. Like, then that's
how his fingers. His fingers are stubby and fat. Those are not his fingers.. Yeah, I was re-know this. Like, then that's how his fingers are stubby and fat.
Those are not his fingers.
I'm like, I don't know.
Those could be his fingers.
That looks like a real photo.
He seems happy to be with a young blonde girl.
I believe it.
Yeah, it's so, I mean, now you can't
fuck a believe anything.
You see, like whether or not it's been tampered with.
It's the same, you know, I'm not to dive
into the UFO thing, but that's been, you know, questionable for years
because the technology is there where any fucking asshole
can make anything that they want
and try to put it out as being legit.
And, you know, maybe back in the 60s and 70s
and the 80s too, you really didn't have that technology
as widely available to be able to do that thing. So, those types of you know fakes or whatever. So I don't know. I don't
know what the fuck to believe. I just know that reading the conspiracy board is a
shit ton of fun. It is because there's some crazy shit on there.
Kevin, I want to switch gears. Yeah. I want to talk about episode 216 with a guy
named Jeffrey Dottry. And this was on with a guy named Jeffrey Dottry and this was on July 31st
Jeffrey Dottry
He's a preacher. He is a man of God for many many years and then his wife was cheating on him with someone else in the church
And he lost his mind and he's written all these books about how fucked up religion is and how it's all bullshit
Very interesting guest. I listen to this entire episode. I loved it.
There are a few things that he said that were just ridiculous.
And we all know David Ike's theory that there are retillians who live among us.
Hillary Clinton doesn't sweat. I wonder why she's a reptile.
Whatever, I'm not gonna get to that.
Do you like it? I just saved her.
That's ridiculous.
I heard that.
Do you like it? I say shit? That's ridiculous. I've heard.
Do you like how I just say that that's ridiculous?
And I'm like, I don't want to get into that.
Like, well, I just said it.
I just fucking said it on a show.
I got to talk about Centauri Jadlater.
And I realized I just say shit because I'm just used to say shit.
I think there's like real consequences from it.
I got a sanction on the internet.
People can hear it. I think I'm sanctioned on the internet.
People can hear it.
Ah, fuck.
Anyway.
So this is proof from the Bible that there are reptilian people.
And I'm reading, reading, reading.
And all of a sudden, I'm in Genesis 1.
And this is five verses before Adam and Eve get created.
And it says, and God created the great whales.
I'm like, something's weird about that.
So I look up the word great whales.
And it says majestic serpents.
And then I look at this word
as it's translated elsewhere in the Bible.
Remember when Moses and Aaron were there with Pharaoh,
they threw down their rods and it became a serpent.
Yeah.
And then Pharaoh, they threw down their rods,
became a serpent.
That was Sam Tripoli's fucking lag. Remember that part of the Bible is like,
yeah, you don't remember that part of the Bible. Neither do I, dude. It's fine. It's okay.
We're getting back to the clip here. Moses is a serpent,
eighth of Feyro serpent, but everywhere in that word is used in the Bible.
It says serpents. And when you go back to Genesis 1, 21, what happened?
Was God created before man a race of majestic serpents upright, intelligent snake,
reptilian people? David Ike has been right and the Bible says he was right.
Five verses before they created us. And who knows how long that five verses was.
What? What?
It's in the book.
That's incredible.
That's in the Bible.
How could Old Abraham talk about that?
No one ever talks about that because it's retarded.
That's how I know it talks about that.
This is what's so funny and again, going back to just the mentality of conspiracy theorists.
I'm one of them, it's fine, but they say, well, the Bible's all bullshit, it was written
by a man.
Yeah, but it also says that there's reptilians.
That's true.
That's the part that the Bible is true
Yeah, what are we talking about
It says to the Bible that the lizard people when they were made they
wrongly pronounced all their essays so anytime that they say something like
Serpent or they say something like, they need to go shopping.
That's how they talk, all right?
According to the Bible.
According to the Bible.
This isn't my opinion.
It's all spelled out in there.
It's all spelled out.
This guy who's written 14 books,
he also performs exorcisms.
And he very much believes in demons.
And this is the kind of shit that you hear on the show.
I feel like this is an ad for this show.
This is an awesome show.
Tid foil hat.
I can't recommend this enough.
It's great.
So most of the thing that you think is a demon is just some bad energy that you launched
a while ago coming back and it's your job to reintegrate that stuff into yourself and
it has already gained a life of its own. It doesn't want to come back. So you, it's
tries to scare you and it knows how to push your buttons. So most of the stuff that you
think is a demon is nothing but your own salmon coming back to ruse. So just fill it with
positivity, accept it, fade it back and phase it back into regular modulation. Every now
and then you do get a real demon, a real malevolent spirit, and need some help with that one.
Did that make any sense at all?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
And not the doll.
No.
All right.
This guy goes off on some things.
And he talks about performing his first exorcism.
And what happened with that?
And he learned a valuable lesson, Kevin, when he performed his first exercise.
I don't want to give it away.
They get attached to people,
and I learned a big lesson.
First time I was ever cast out a demon on my own.
I'm the song leader at this church.
They send me out at three o'clock in the morning.
I walk in, and this lady's possessed.
She looks up at me and says,
oh, they sent the song leader.
I'm like, oh, shit, I'm in trouble.
So I walk over to her,
and I start cast out this demon.
She's laying on these, the lady was laying on these grades
and getting cooked, so we had to get her to stop doing that.
And I worked on her for about 45 minutes.
The demon leaves her and she goes, where's my friend?
So I learned the lesson right there.
Some people don't want to get rid of their demons.
So you gotta ask people first.
What?
Listen, I'm gonna exercise this demon out of you.
Is that cool?
You always have to get written permission before you perform
on these exercises.
You can't touch a person without their permission.
Right.
May I do this?
It's like a fucking given the hindwick.
Are you choking?
Do you want this demon out of you?
What did he say? She was laying on grates? you? What did he say she was laying on great?
What the fuck?
She was cooking on great so we had to make it. I don't know. I didn't follow that fire
Well, she was like laying on a fucking Weber grill. I don't possibly get it
It's weird episode number two sixteen from July 31st
I can't recommend this episode more this guy is fascinating. He starts talking about Shadowman.
Kevin, if you're familiar with the content of Shadowman, hello?
Yeah, it's not.
Every time I hear it, I'm like, are these people just racist?
Are these people just black? Shadow's everywhere.
Wow.
This is racist white people.
It's, it's funny you say that because apparently Shadow Man love hot chicks.
So he might be out of the zone. What's in this clip?
Dude, I am telling you 100% true.
There's a thing called Shadow Man and it looks just like it says.
It looks like a shadow.
You can't see through it but it's the outside of a man.
They usually look like UFC guys.
They're big and I'm telling you, they go after hot chicks so often and I
mean I don't know, I haven't dated a hot chick in a long time they didn't have a shadow
man around her.
Really?
I love, Sam is so fucking funny.
No matter what you say to this guy goes, what is that true?
No, of course it's not true.
He's talking about shadow men stalking hot chicks. Is that sound true?
And any fucking way do you say him? It's stupid. I love hot chicks
And I love kind of like fat white girl
Strange the Shaddleman. They're always eating fried chicken and hanging out with fat white girls
Wait a second. Wait. What are we talking about? What did you just say?
It's got really bad just now.
Yeah.
We have to take all of this out of the podcast.
Holy shit.
So this is, he's talking about how he has
indated a hot chicken a while who didn't have
a shadow man attached to her.
And then he goes out and say that he was actually
got dumped for a shadow man.
And Kevin, up into this point, this is this is 45 minutes into the podcast up to this point
This guy is studying the Bible. He's talking about I went back to this translation to figure this thing out
And I want to book about it and I'm going all right
This guy seems like he's got a shit together and then he says this and it just loses all credibility
That's what draws a man that hotness and that that drama, dude. I got, I don't know much Tommy left, but I got dumped for a shadow man.
I mean, this one has three o'clock in the morning.
I wake up, we've been studying the Bible all night long.
That's why I was there overnight, right?
But I look at the door and there's this shadow man.
And usually they're aggressive, but he's just sitting back kind of chilling.
He's kind of punking me a little bit and I thought, oh, I know what he wants.
He wants me to cast him out because it's not my house.
And he'll go back and get seven more worse and come back and this chick will be even worse off.
So I just let him sit there, let him chill, went back to sleep.
And the next day I said, hey, baby, you got a shadow man.
We got to get rid of him.
She goes, oh, no, I like that gentleman.
He protects me.
I'm like, no, you don't understand.
That's a demon that she is.
No, no, no, the shadow man staying.
I'm like, baby, it's a shadow man or me. She goes, well, I'll help you pack your shit.
Black and Maintime.
That was the greatest country music song ever, okay?
Shadow Man.
And that's a true damn story as I sit here on the life of my kids. That's true as it can be. Oh my god
Jesus. This reminds me of coast to coast. You get these people on who have these ridiculous stories,
but the host just plays along, and it's brilliant. That's why I like this show.
Because Sam Tripoli, I don't know if he believes this shit or not, doesn't matter.
Points along with anything I guess says.
Yeah.
The shadow man was protecting this hot chick, and then I said, we gotta get him out of here,
and she goes, no, I like this guy this guy Oh really? Okay, that's weird
I mean at that point I'm going oh you saw your robot I'm sorry. We gotta go we gotta go
Break it up break it up. I
Went outside with my my girlfriend at the time and there was a shadow man
Directly behind her and the sun. It was very very strange
directly behind her in the sun. It was very very strange. Stuck right on her heels and followed her everywhere.
Jesus Christ. The shadow man got next door to me.
He's been so dischaddle man.
Fucking horrible. Yeah.
Yeah, that's uh...
That's that's rough.
Let's switch gears yet again, Kevin? You listened to the episode about, what was it about?
Oh, the Montauk project.
Montauk.
Do you want to, I have a quick clip on that.
It was with a guy, a Mark Therian who's a comedian talking about this.
Do you want to give a quick, I don't know if you can summarize this quickly, but do
you want to talk about what that project was?
Uh, yeah, I mean, I, I'll try to do my best to shorten it down. So everyone may have
heard of the Philadelphia project. They tried to cloak a ship. Uh, this back and like that,
I don't know, 40s or something like that. And it went horribly wrong and a bunch of people
like time traveled and then people who didn't time travel got fused into the fucking hole of the boat and
shit it was like this huge nightmare thing but apparently that was all centered
around this place on Montauk long island where these experiments were
happening and they were doing this type of cloaking technology. And apparently this was used as the basis for stranger things,
the first season at least, where the kids were being kidnapped,
kind of like the 11, if you will, 11 character,
was kidnapped and had these kind of powers
and they were experimenting on kids that had ESPE
and all those other bullshit.
There was a monster that got loose, the Montauk monster.
It was brought over from another dimension,
and one of these experiments and killed a bunch of people.
At any rate, all of this shit,
all of the buildings and radar tower and all that crap
are still there.
In Montauk, Long Island, you can actually go and check it out and shit.
And they actually mentioned down here that people are doing like the fucking raid area 51
thing.
Yeah.
That they're like, we're going to storm Montauk now and see like where there's just underground
bases and shit there, whatever.
So it's one of these stories that's been around since like the 80s or whatever. I remember reading a book about it a long as time ago.
It's a fucking crazy story, but yeah, that's that's pretty much it and not show.
So there was time travel involved in it.
Yeah, yeah.
So they the people that when they were cloaking this ship, you know,
it was like a military project to see if they could cloak ships.
From radar, from sonar, they were trying to figure out
a way to deflect the sonar or whatever it was
that they wouldn't be detected by submarines.
And this was in World War II,
they were concerned about the Germans coming up
and swooping up to Earth's Manhattan and blowing it up.
And I, apparently in whatever fucking voodoo they were working,
they actually did disappear the boat and all the people on it.
Some people survived and like I said, some people were horribly killed and fused into the boat when the thing reappeared and stuff and it's just...
Yeah, and they even say like Han Solo style, fused into the bow. So they talk about this time travel element
that came out of this experiment of this project.
And there's this one guy who claims
that he was time traveling back
to different historical events.
And so this is the clip that I have.
Thank you for summarizing all of that
so that we can understand what the fact they're talking about.
This is a very unique clip, and I'll tell you why afterwards.
There is one guy out there who's story is so crazy that he says that he was supposed
to, he time traveled through the tunnel back to when Jesus lived to get a vial blood of
Jesus.
That right there is, I'm not going to go with that one.
That's where I go.
There's also, you watch YouTube videos of a gentleman
who said that they did the time traveling stop
and that he watched the actual signing
of the relationship in the past.
I believe it's the same guy.
Okay, so that's the dude.
So this is the only time,
and I listen to a bunch of episodes,
everyone's normal.
This is the only time that somebody said
that doesn't sound true to me.
That sounds like bullshit. And of all this crazy shit that's going guys, about you episode to have one with Sennuma. This is the only time that somebody said that doesn't sound true to me.
That sounds like bullshit.
And of all of this crazy shit that's going on,
it's like, and this one guy says he traveled to Taiwan
and he met Jesus and was like,
well, that sounds crazy.
Yes, yes, it does, good, good on you.
You figured one of these things out.
This guy traveled back in time,
played Pokemon Go with Jesus.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Poke, you know that Jesus preferred the Android device to an iPhone.
I'm just reporting what I heard.
I don't know why every time you do a voice, I pretend to do the voice too.
I've been made fun of for this in the past.
All right.
Okay.
Kevin, let's talk about Alex Jones.
I went back to episode 180 to listen to Alex Jones
on the show and I couldn't have enjoyed it more.
It's so much fun.
I want to talk about he was on Pierce Morgan,
which is very famous now, his appearance there.
Alex Jones was on there and he was a lunatic on that show. He couldn't
just have a conversation. He's just screaming and yelling and all the things that he yells out,
you know, 1984 will be met by 1776 and I'll, oh, whatever kind of fucking lunatic things that Alex
Jones says. So he's recounting his time on CNN with Pierce Morgan. And he was supposed to be on his show the entire hour,
but he didn't make it that far
because he was a very hostile guest.
And Pierce is just like, all right, Alex,
if you're not gonna just have a conversation with me,
we gotta get you out of here.
This is the way that Alex remembers this event.
By the way, when I was on Pierce Morgan in 2013,
fuck that guy, I was supposed to be on the entire show,
but as soon as I,
for the second segment said, listen, don't blame guns. The insert of Pro-Zac and
other drugs like this say it can cause mass murder suicide. Your main sponsor is
suicide, mass murder pills. Suicide, mass murder pills. And they go, that's in
your office. And they had security threatening to kick my ass and say, get the
f out of this building. Can I cut some here? You can do it. You say get the f out of this building kind of cut some here you dude
You get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here. Fuck. Oh, you don't talk about our sponsors
Yeah, they called you a fuck oh, yeah
That's that's what you take away. That's the takeaway the CNN guy called him a fuck oh
Look at that's true. That's fucking awesome. That's amazing.
You're out of here, fucko.
That's my new thing, I've been to Santa people.
I can't wait to fire a client at work.
I'm like, oh yeah, you think we should redo this?
Guess what?
You're out of here, fucko.
That's it, you're done.
I was just talking about it.
I was trying to get something to go in here.
But, fucking Alex Jones, it's just, it's just the worst. Oh, are you kidding me? He's awesome
And by the way this episode hits Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo on it
And I feel bad because we're reviewing Sam Tripoli's podcast. We haven't talked about him at all
I have a couple of things about him. I promise we'll get to it
But I have to talk about Alex Jones because one of the things that the guys I know agenda that I listen to all the time they talk about is when you get these people who are pretty
big celebrities or in the public eye, you get that on a podcast, they think they're
talking to no one.
Like, oh, no one's ever going to hear this.
I'm just on some random podcast.
And they'll do things that they wouldn't normally do.
And I just want to play this clip, but I want to warn Andy's brother Joe.
He may be triggered by this.
It's a little bit racist.
So, Andy's brother Joe is listening.
But I want to skip ahead 30 or 60 seconds.
Sorry, here's the clip.
I love Jiu Jitsu events,
but getting on a plane for nine hours, that part sucks.
So Japan's only nine hours from here.
Mm-hmm.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's China. I know. only nine hours from here. Mm-hmm. Ding-didling-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
That's China.
I don't know.
Yeah, definitely.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what.
One is what is Japan.
One is what is Japan.
One is what.
One is what is Japan. One is what is Japan. One is what. One is what. One is what. How long you been doing this? What? Race it's impressions? How long's he been doing what?
What's he talking about?
Well, I've been doing I've been doing the Japanese one for a long long time now I think but the Chinese one I got to really work on a little bit more. Oh
My god the money grubbing you impression still my best
Money grubbing you in pressure. Still my best
Working out the Chinese one holy shit. I Mean I've listened to Alex. He'll be part. He doesn't do that sort of thing normally
It's so fucking bizarre and listen
Did I laugh at that all three times? I've heard it now. Yes. I've laughed at all three times
So I'm I'm no better.
All right. So you have Alex Jones on your show and Sam Tripley is this big conspiracy guy. So
this is the guest. This is the get. This is the pinnacle of podcasting a conspiracy show.
And I give Sam a ton of credit. He asks him the question that should be asked.
It's what I would ask. Who runs America? Because you hear about the globalists and you hear about
the left and the Democrats, like all these people are the worst people, the scum of the earth,
and that looks showing this railing and all these people. So who is it? Who's running America?
And are you ready for this answer, Kevin?
We're gonna find out.
You don't have to go back and listen to Tinfoil Hat.
You will find out right here on WHTP.
I want to talk to you real quick about who runs America.
Who do you think runs America right now?
If you had to go, like who is in,
who's calling the shots right now?
A consortium of old powerful
robber barren families, summer Chinese, summer British, some are Jewish, some are
Mexican, some are Mexican. No, seriously.
Come on, I, and Mexicans.
I had no idea.
That's surprising.
I would have thought there'd be an American in there somewhere.
But there is no.
Who else is huge?
The Yaskamos.
Yaskamos have been around this country for so long
that I'm telling you, we're gonna be one John Eglue soon.
Well, if you
would have said that he'd probably be like I know we're already under a dome. You're right.
I'd even pull those clips where he's talking about how there's no way we can't be under a dome
because there's a vacuum in space and we have gas pressure on Earth and you can't recreate that with any sigh. I'm like,
alright, sorry. Space balls of the giant fucking planet.
Yes!
But the big thing are-
Maybe any problems on Spaceballs and that's what he's thinking about.
Oh shit. I thought when you were gonna say like, this is the one thing that you want to
ask Alex Jones at his own show and I thought was going to be, are you Bill Hicks?
Oh, that's a good question.
That's a good question also.
This is where they explain to Alex Jones
that when he says things,
people are going to think he's nuts.
They have to kill everyone
after the World Government's establishment
and they will merge with Silicon to become a God.
But they have to merge with this God
that then comes and collects different civilizations
and the head of the Illuminati at the time was RFC Clark.
So we wrote childhoods in,
that's an allegory for the actual plan
transmitted to them interventionally by Lucifer.
Now when you bring up Lucifer,
people might think,
people might think you're nuts.
Yeah, people might think you're nuts.
And even the Lucifer thing doesn't even matter to me
at that point.
He's already said 18 crazy things.
And then Eddie Bravo goes, you know,
you're gonna lose some credibility
when you talk about Lucifer there.
Alex, yeah.
Just want to give you a quick pointer here.
You might want to cool it out the whole Lucifer thing.
That's where you're really diving out the deep end.
That's stupid.
Oh my god, he's the worst.
He's the best.
He's the best.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So one of the things that I learned for this past week, I've been listening to nothing
but conspiracy theorists talk about conspiracy theories. And it's so fascinating to me that anyone who's ever had a position to power in our intelligence
agencies or at the highest levels of government are all in on this conspiracy.
They're all part of these secret organizations and all this shit is going on.
Except for Trump for some reason.
Trump is the savior.
He's the outsider who's gonna fix everything.
And it's, you can't get an conspiracy theorist to agree on any fucking thing, but I can't,
I don't hear anyone who disagrees on this one point.
The Trump is the outsider who's coming in to fix it all, which is so bizarre to me.
So this is Alex Jones explaining what Trump represents.
Trump represents a group that doesn't want to give kids autism,
that doesn't want world government,
and that doesn't think that the United States should be destroyed.
He's not even perfect,
but under the globalist plan,
it's total exterminism,
and Trump represents a group that doesn't want to kill everybody.
I think that's a platform he should run out in 2020.
If you elect me, President,
I won't try to kill everybody.
That's pretty good.
I mean, if he's going up against Hillary again,
that's a pretty good argument, I would say.
I hope that God is not going up against fucking Hillary again.
That'd be amazing.
I look forward to the roast battles.
I mean debates that are going to happen between him and Joe Biden.
That should be fun.
All right, a couple more things I want to play.
Eddie Bravo, so Eddie Bravo loves talking to Alex Jones.
I've documented this when they were together
on the Joe Rogan experience.
It was amazing.
It was like a six hour long podcast.
I couldn't get enough of it.
It was so great.
So Eddie Bravo is talking to Alex Jones about
chemtrails. And Eddie Bravo is super, super stoked to talk about chemtrails. This is the first
clip. In the middle of all this shit going on with Russian collusion all the last two years and
Trump and all that, they are spraying the skies with chemtrails harder than ever fucking before.
Does that have anything to do with 5GG are the chemtrails and 5G connected
What the fuck is going on? They're spraying every day out here. It's incredible like like the the clouds today
Oh, thank what's going on with that shit?
Everybody following this logic
No, that's shit. Oh god. I it's huge out here in Tucson. Like you see, like, there's signs up on telephone poles and shit,
like look up to sky of contrailsman.com.
Like, oh, you fucking shit like that.
Because, you know, the sky is a guesser clearer here.
You could see more shit or whatever.
I don't know.
I don't fucking buy in any of that shit.
Maybe the 5G shit is a little fucking weird, but I don't know. I don't fucking buy in any of that shit. Maybe the 5G shit is a little fucking weird, but I don't know.
I don't think they're doing anything in the sky. I think it's just a bunch of fucking people flying around and
that's just the shit that jet's
Well, I'm a fucking idiot. I don't know. I don't fucking know it. I don't fucking know either, but it's fascinating that he says or all of these clouds are fake.
I've never I and again, I don't get this deep into conspiracy.
So I'm sure people will tell me I'm an idiot,
but I've never heard anyone say that the airplanes
are creating clouds.
I've been on airplanes.
We fight through clouds.
It's, you know, create the cloud,
or else it wouldn't be in front of you.
But whatever.
So he's, he's saying.
The cloud created by Air Force One was Lucifer.
There's a Lucifer cloud.
So he's talking about this connection between Chemtrails
and 5G, which again, I do not follow at all.
I don't understand.
I know that 5G is something that conspiracy theorists talk
about.
I know that Chemtrails and conspiracy theorists
talk about.
I don't know how they're related.
I would imagine they aren't whatever.
It's neither here nor there.
So then Eddie Brab was so excited to be playing this clip.
And he's got this clip that proves that the CIA
is all in on chemtrails and he's fired up about it.
Even more so than I am right now.
He's fired up to tell you all about this video
and then nothing happens, it's great.
Now the crazy Tentful Heart Conspiracy Theory,
now the CIA figured out that that exact same crazy theory
is the theory that's going to save the world
from global warming.
Isn't that incredible?
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
Astronomical. Play it. We're watch a John Brennan talk about Kim trails admitting it in 2016 watch blast it
Rewind it turn it up and rewind it
It was such a good to lead him it was everything about that was great like any problem was killing it
He's like yeah
They fucking do it shit. No, they're meeting it. It's so happening. It's John printed with blight
Wait, I can't I can't hear it. Can you turn it all right? We wind it now turn it turn it up
I guess like you just lost that whole fucking thing and going all this momentum
Just ran run about to it. He's edged his audience
This is gonna be the clip to proofs everything I've been saying.
We've all been saying it.
Wow.
Well, the mixing board just dropped out, guys.
And I know that's not working.
The cards aren't working, guys.
This is like, I'm gonna be you.
So, Alex Jones is a smart guy in that he doesn't allow people
to get him to say things that will later come back
and people will say, well, you said this, you're an idiot. And so when any Brawville tries to
lead him in a conversation, he quickly deflects and talks about something else. So any Brawville's
already asked him, what's the connection between Kermtrails and 5G and then he gets more into Kermtrails
and more into 5G and then he comes back around and this is about eight minutes later, he's still at it.
That astounding video of him admitting the whole program
in front of everybody.
Yep, now what's up with 5G in Kim Trales?
What's the connection?
5G is basically every block,
and it's even smaller millimeters
that use less power but are even stronger,
and Kim manipulate the atmosphere even more.
Does that mean there's no no?
Does 5G work better with chemtrails?
What is it?
Kevin, again, I might be totally lost on this.
How does that make any sense?
So we have these chemicals that we're putting in the atmosphere to control the weather.
And then there's also this 5G thing which is a radio
frequency that we connect to the you know the internet with. I don't understand
these things are related in any way. Are you following this at all? No. All I know
is that 5G may make my phone get to IMDB better so I can look up the cast of
glow. I was like that's that's what I'm carrying about like 4, for G-L-T-E, 5G, that gets my
fucking browser on my phone when I'm out at a sandwich place. It gets me to IMDB better.
That's all I care about. That's all the technology that I look into on anything G.
The only thing I care about is that you stop sounding like a fucking robot. Can you get 5g to stop yourself from being a robot on my show
It is so here's what we're gonna here's what we're gonna do Kevin. I'm gonna ask you a disconnection reconnect
I'm gonna take a piss break
As I tease earlier. I'm gonna put this on pause
We'll be back in just a moment everybody and we'll get this thing figured out, I promise you.
Yay!
All right, I am a new man right now.
Wow, I feel good.
I feel really good.
So one of the things that I've observed
with people who listen to Alex Jones a lot
is that it makes you depressed.
It's non-stop.
There's all these evil entities that are trying to murder you and destroy the world.
And you hear that for enough time and it kind of bums you out.
And I love Brody Stevens.
This episode came out around the time that he had committed suicide and it starts with
this.
Today's episode is dedicated to the loving memory of our good friend Brody Stevens.
Brody is no longer with us if he was.
He would enjoy this episode.
When we were on tour in Texas with the Social Justice Warrior show, myself to Imfloor
and Ted Zumaq and Brody, Brody would be listening to two things, or watching two things on his computer. One of them was our guest on Info Wars, and the other
one was hardcore pornography. That's not a great advertisement for Alex Jones or hardcore pornography.
I'm just going to throw that out there. If I was a guest on somebody's show,
and they're like, you know who really liked you,
is this guy who just ended his life.
I was trying to enjoy the world, oh shit.
That didn't work out real well, fuck.
Oh boy.
What's talk about my boy Sam Tripoli?
We have not talked about him at all.
No, that is true. The first 12 minutes of every episode of this show
is Hot Garbage.
It is nonsense.
It is him promoting his tour dates,
talking about his sponsors, he sucks at it.
When he starts talking to guests and lets them talk,
it's great.
But when he is doing ad reads,
listen to how terrible this ad read is.
He's so unprepared for it.
I want us today's shows brought to you by our good friends at
They support Tim Follhat come from our good friends at man'scape who's number one in men's below the belt grooming
That's right, dude
Today's show is brought to you
And this is more of that same ad read just terrible and that's what manscaped us. It's the number one immense
not grooming dude
He's almost like starting John there not not grooming dude
He's either a terrible reader or someone's moving the paper out of in front of his face
It's just fucking with them because he could not get the words out
It's not what today's show is sponsored, but dude, just stop riding.
Spod.
Manscape.
So I put together a couple, yeah, God.
I was gonna say, he reminds me a lot of when I first started listening to the show,
uh, Rapaport.
Oh, okay.
You're reminds me of Michael Rapaport.
Like, his style is that of, he's gotta be the loudest guy in the room.
This dude is fucking corny.
Yeah, exactly.
He not charismatic.
He just reminds me of why he does.
I don't know, he just reminds me of,
I guess I have no other way to elaborate on that except,
I think he sounds like fucking rap apart, but.
It's fine, Kevin.
Any time you wanna mention Michael Rap apart,
I have the drops ready to go.
So I appreciate it.
This is a compilation of our boy, Sam Tripoli,
just saying, he doesn't have a lot of verbal ticks.
He doesn't say, you know, he doesn't really say,
um, he does say like a lot, which is annoying,
but he does this thing and it's non-stop
when he's trying to get through promoting his tour dates
or talking about the sponsors,
and it sounds like this.
That's almost a whole scale of notes. If I had more time, I could have put that together with some mass it on song or something and figured that out like, okay, that's the
C sharp. Okay, good. Move that over here. It's non-stop. This
fucking guy with his eyes. Oh, did you also know that Sam
Tripoli is really into Tiger Woods? He thinks he's very
handsome. Dude, what do you mean? Go back to that picture? He's
yoked. Go back. Look at that. Right there what do you mean go back to that picture? He's yoked. Go back.
Look at that.
Right there, the blue.
No, go down.
Dude, look at him.
He's yoked.
No.
Dude, he's jacked.
Yeah, dude, that's pretty jacked.
For a golfer?
For a golfer, yeah, I guess.
Yeah, he's a little jacked.
So he's jerking off over Tiger Woods for some reason.
It's like Sam, we get it.
He's a really hot guy, okay.
Good, he works out.
I know, he's a professional athlete.
It's fine, relax.
Oh, shit.
Did you know that he's as jacked as I am?
But he's also Chinese and black.
Did you know that, Mark?
I didn't know that, Mark.
Yes.
I think it's Korean and black, actually. I don't think it's Chad. Whatever, I don't know that fire. Yes. I think it's right. I think it's Korean and black actually
I don't think it's all I got for this.
Kevin, anything else you want to talk about, anything we didn't get to, talking about tin foil hat?
No, I mean, I, I subscribe to this now. This is one of those ones because my entire podcast feed is
all conspiracy or UFO or fucking Sasquatch or whatever the fuck it is.
That's all the shit I listen to.
So this was one that I've tried before and I get 10 minutes in, either the magic 10 minutes
and it's all ads and I'm like, I can't fucking stand this dude's voice.
This was the first time I was like, I'm reviewing it for the show.
I'm gonna listen to a couple episodes and I actually found myself liking it.
Like I sort of got into it after a while.
So once again, I don't have anything shitty to say,
really about the show.
That's a really good point,
and that's one that I wanted to make.
I sometimes feel, so I go back and I edit our show,
and I go back and I listen to it.
And I sometimes look at the timestamp
when we first start getting into clips
and really talking about the podcast, and it'll be three minutes into the show or four minutes in
and I'll be like, ah, fuck, we got to just, what's all this nonsense we're doing in the
upfront?
Obviously, I have 80,000 close people talking about this.
But what's all this nonsense?
Like, how do we get to it?
And then I hear a show like this.
It's like, they don't even get into it for 12 minutes in.
That would be the one piece of advice I'd give to Sam is get to the commercials and the promotions.
I know Joe Rogan does it and everyone looks up to Joe Rogan,
but do that shit later in the show.
Just get into it, because it turns people off.
And when I first started listening to the show,
I thought I hated it.
I sat there for 10 minutes and I'm like,
what are we talking about?
Yeah, okay, you got, you have a show in San Fran
in August, whatever.
And then finally they get the guest time
And they start talking about crazy shit and the earth is flat. I'm like, okay, no, I'm in. Let's go
What are we talking about here? It just took two long generally
You know, I like the type of you know, whatever a crypto zoology whatever that you want to call them these types of podcasts that sort of
Take themselves seriously like they're they're not
that sort of take themselves seriously, like they're not, you know, shouting
and like just being ridiculous with the content.
And that's usually where I draw the line between like,
last podcast on the left, and this,
where it's like, it's a comedy show,
but they're doing stuff about, you know,
Bigfoot or whatever the fuck it is, you know.
That's where I draw the line.
And this was like, to me going into it, I'm like, I know this is a fucking comedian, you know doing doing a show about whatever in a Epstein or whatever the hell it is
Shit is that I'm reading
but I can't
Thankfully, I got past that hump and was able to sort of appreciate it for what it for what it is
So I need to give these other shows more chance to I don't know last podcast on the left
No, I'm shit. I'm those guys. I've tried many times the list of that show
It's a bunch of giggle pluses all cracking each other up and I'm okay, whatever
Yeah, but this show it's crazy, dude
It's crazy. That's all I have to say about that Kevin did you know
That there is a podcast and I
apologize. I don't know who sent this to me now. I should give them credit. Somebody
turned me on to a podcast out there and the name of it is amazing.
You're listening to band practice with Matthew and Crips. Rock out with your hook out.
That's right. There's a podcast called BAND Frankt is.
I didn't listen to anything more than that,
but it just exists.
That's how I wanted to say it.
What the fuck is it about?
Like who owns beer money?
Yeah, right.
Listen, I brought a 12 pack the last two practices.
You guys keep drinking my beer
because somebody else brings a 12 pack next time. I have a lot more to
get to. And one of the things that I really want to talk about is a friend of the show Luke
Allen. He hosts a podcast called Live From the 405. He is a Buffaloonian who moved out to LA, stand up comedian, and he had a podcast recently
where he interviewed Jim Florentine.
You know, Jim Florentine has come in?
Oh, yeah, of course.
So Jim Florentine's on his show,
and they had this interview, and Luke sends me a note
and says, hey, you know, just heads up.
You know, I talked to him about WATP and
Listen if any podcast out there's gonna mention WATP. I'm going to listen to it
some are excited about it and
I listen to the show. It's a fun show. It's good. I enjoyed the interview with Jim for team
But I do have an issue with this. This is the clip. Do you know? Oh, okay
We're both fans of who are these podcasts.
Who's?
Who are these podcasts with Carl?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard him talking about it.
He's had a Buffalo too, right?
He's a Rochester.
Oh, okay, Rochester.
Yeah. The other Buffalo.
Yeah.
Do you listen to another podcast?
Are you talking radio guy?
Yeah, I listen to that podcast.
All right, a couple of things here. First off, it's the one thing you guys have in common.
You can talk about it more than just like you listen to WTP, right?
All right. Good. So what else do you listen to? Like, no, talk about the BTP.
That was the subject in hand. Like, let's talk about it. What's your favorite episode?
Do you like it when Carl Yellows here isn't annoying? Let's let's get into it.
We want to know.
So he just glosses over that, which is annoying.
And then they start talking about all this shit.
The other thing though, I thought was fun as he goes.
Are you a talk radio guy?
Kevin, do you know anything about Jim Florenton?
Yes, I do.
You might know that he famously dated Robin Quivers
because he met her through being on the Howard Sturge show
so many times.
Yeah.
Are you a talk radio guy?
Well, the reason why I'm standing here
is because I've been on the Howard Sturge
and opening Anthony thousands of times.
That's why you know who I am.
But no, I don't care about talk radio.
What are you talking about?
What kind of question is that?
I think he was, wasn't the metal show on VH one wasn't that also like a broadcast thing to
Probably trunk. I think he was doing that shit too. So yeah, he's fucking totally better than that. He's all over it for a long time
He's all over it and
I
Don't want to tell anyone how to interview a comedian because I don't know how to do it
But you might want to say WATP. Let's talk about for the next 28 minutes. What do you got? I want to thank our friend
Butthole Weeb. We haven't talked about Butthole Weeb in a minute, but he is back to
fucking with Sammy Shittbags, Sam Roberts, and this is a clip that I have to play. What's the next one?
DigiEatsAsk says, have you listened to W-A-T-P lately?
Carl is a god and makes you seem like a carnival podcaster.
He's a real podcaster, dad.
Does he have an A-T-D?
No, I haven't, but I'll check it out.
See, that's fucking awesome.
I make say Robert C. like a cardable podcaster.
That's fucking awesome.
Sam is, Sam is fashioning a news side of his fucking
point cable.
Fuck.
Sammy shipings.
Fuckin' love it.
What else do I have to talk about?
I have a few notes here.
Oh, Brandon, who I believe is in the discord right now,
Brandon who's been on the show talking about
our friend, Shamus McKillian, sent me a bunch of clips
where there was a podcast that he did with Shamus
that never made the way today.
Sent me a couple dozen clips.
I haven't gotten to that yet.
I'm a little behind this week,
but we'll get to that in the future.
I promise you, thank you for sending that in.
Also, we got a shout out from our friends Maynard and Tim Ferguson are still chatting about WATP
down in Australia. So thank you very much. Planet Maynard is the podcast. Bunga Bunga is the show,
and we appreciate you guys still hanging out big fans of Maynard and Tim and
what else I had to talk about Kevin. This is the thing that I always tell
podcasts not to do. I said you wanted to do reviews. I said unprepared. Oh yeah
unfortunately I you probably have shit to do. Unfortunately I have more to get
to before that. There was a big incident that occurred in this past week.
Now, I talked about it last week
that I was on the Chip Chipperson podcast
and being on the chip show,
I was doing my usual thing of talking about how
a certain podcast suck and I mentioned Stuttering John.
And I don't think anything of it. I'm just talking about, oh yeah, listen to this podcast,
we've talked about it a few times, it sucks.
Well, I forget, because I'm not in that world, I forget like Jim Norton knows John.
They're probably friends to some degree.
And so Jim Norton called me and said, hey, I just want to let you know I'm going to give
John a heads up that we talked about him on the show before I put it out
Which is hysterical to me and then he did call John and John tweeted about the fact that yeah, I got to call from Jim Norton
He's a great guy
so then and
I'm gonna I'm gonna make this the
cringe of the week cringe of the week. This is the cringe of the week segment.
John gets on his show and blasts us.
And Kevin, somebody posted this in our subreddit.
Did you see this at all?
Did you hear it?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you're gonna love this.
Okay, this is good.
I'm glad.
I'm glad you don't know about this.
So Stuttering John did a whole thing about WATP.
And I'm just going to run through a couple of clips and I'll comment on it.
I'm a little bit bummed because this should be fun.
This our show is a roast.
We're roasting other shows.
We're like, oh, this sucks.
You're not very good.
And then they can roast us back and I've
Oftentimes played people making fun of me on my show because I think it's fun. That's the whole point of this like they were we're all in this together
John is that having any fun with us anymore?
He does not appreciate what we're doing over here. And here's evidence of that by also then
spoke to opi's opi's producer
you know opi from opi and Anthony. Yes, I've heard of him and I also then spoke to OP's producer.
You know, OP from OP Anthony.
Yes, I've heard of him.
And we talked about this, you know,
about the certain idiots, you know,
and you know, how they're like,
trying to milk off of us,
success to like give themselves a name.
But I, you know, I'm not gonna fucking gratify them
by like, you know, giving them any name.
But then I just thought about it.
Royce, they're playing pieces of this podcast.
They don't have a permission for that.
So, I got a lawyer, who's my friend, he'll send them a season to assist.
They shouldn't be allowed to play my song that I wrote.
Alright, it's just a heading for this.
He wants to shut this whole thing down.
And by the way, that recording I just played where it's all lopsided on the right side. I didn't do that. His show just sucks. It sounds like
garbage. So, something John's on there saying, did you listen, I don't know if you listen to our
show last week, but we played this parody song that John played live on his show and was, was so
embarrassing. There's no talent there. He can't broadcast, he can't sing,
he can't write funny jokes, his guitar playing was out of tune. So he's upset that we played his
song and he says, well, I'm going to get a lawyer involved in this. And then Royce, who's a sidekick
on the show, thank God, is the voice of reason. know. That doesn't bother me. No, it bothers me. Yeah, but I, you know, we play stuff.
I think that's fair game. It's I think that would also be fair use. Wait,
we play someone else's podcast. No, no, no, no, we play, we'll play clips from a
Howard show, but he plays clips from me. No, I get it. That's different, but I
under the laws of fair use. If they're talking about this show and playing a
clip, that's okay. I don't know. That's fair use. Check out the big brain on Brad. So this is so funny. Cause that's actually talking to
Croge about this last night. We were laughing about this. He says they can't play clips of my show
and Royce goes, no, they can. It's under the fair use clause of the Copyright Act. And he goes, you know, we play Howard's show,
and fucking dummy says, that's different.
That's different.
And he's right, it is different.
Howard Stern's show is a subscriber based show
that's owned by Sirius XM.
And you have to subscribe to it to hear it
and it's owned by somebody.
So there could be copyright laws actually involved in that.
Your show is on the internet for anyone of us to do any time they want.
Anyone can pull clips, put it up on YouTube. You don't have anything that you could do about that.
You're putting it out there for free for everyone.
Right, right.
And then he's complaining that people can clip from it. Like, yeah, dubby, that's how this works.
Oh man, you've always seemed to find yourself
in some fucking bullshit.
I do.
I trust people.
I love that.
Yeah.
And the craziest part is,
Stuttering John is famous because he's a notorious troll.
The reason why he's famous is because he would go
to red carpet events or he would break into press conferences
and ask questions that got him
assaulted. He would say things to celebrities that pissed them off so much they would assault him.
Yeah. And now he's complaining that someone's making fun of him on the internet.
Does he not know what the world is? It's a very weird thing because he would be the last guy,
honestly, of the like kind of legacy stern crew
Like that that we grew up with, you know like Jackie and all those guys. Yeah, I feel like John would have been the last guy that would have not been able to sort of
Take a joke, you know like he seemed like the one that was like
Down for the craziest shit like he would know, do these crazy red carpet interviews
and, you know, got whatever punched by fucking Morton Downey Jr.
What the fuck it was.
Right, that's why this is so funny.
Yeah, he was so like, so it's for him to be,
you know what, I don't know, maybe it's a fucking
an age thing.
Maybe he's got the age where he's like, well, fuck it.
I'm trying to, you know, preserve what I have or whatever, but I don't know. I just thought he'd be cooler than it turns
out that he has been. It's an insecurity thing. He knows it shows
socks, and so now he's getting mad that we're pointing it out. And he says this, which is
the opposite of his essence, in my opinion. I don't know. I think we can, I think we
can stuck in what a season to assist. Well, you can stick anybody with a season to assist.
Well, then that's what I want to do.
All right.
That's what I want to do because you know what?
You know, you know, I don't give a fuck.
They'll have to pay for a lawyer.
I got mine for free.
And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and that's the kind of guy I am because like, you
know, dude, I'm telling you, don't fuck with the Eagles if you don't know how to fly.
And that is my, that's's I will get you in the end
I guarantee it. I will get you in the end. All right, so a couple of things funny that are happening here
He says
That's how he goes about his business is by getting
lawyers involved and legal action which really
That's how you go about, that's bizarre. And
then he makes a threat right after that. He goes, and by the way, these fucking guys,
what are they seeing when I'm gonna do? Like, whoa, what's going on? Are we talking about
taking legal action or are we making threats? Because there's two different things going
on here. Very confused by this.
Yeah, I don't get it, man. I really don't. I didn't even point out the first clip that I played.
He says he's talking to OP's producer.
He's like trying to start this like anti-WATP coalition
against us.
And someone in the sub-run had a great comment.
They go, I don't think this is possibly true.
There's no way that OP show has a producer, which I thought
was very funny.
Shit. All right. So Jim Norton called
John Moindas to apologize for having me on his show, the chip chip or some podcast, and talking
shit about John. This is why I love Jim Norton. Jim Norton, you know, called me to essentially
give me the heads up
and apologize for having these idiots on
because he didn't know that they were gonna be
on that at trash me.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And I believe Jim, I do.
All right, so he called and apologized
for having these idiots on,
that just came onto trash him.
Now, I just wanna point out
that I didn't have an agenda.
I was just rolling with the punches when I was on Chip Chipper's in
and they asked him about the show.
Like, what are you guys doing?
What are you guys up to?
Like, oh, we've been talking about John sucks.
Whatever, whatever's going on recently is just what I brought up.
I didn't, I wasn't thinking that I'm going to go on the show
and trash stuttering John.
That wasn't my objective for going on the show,
but it's funny that he says,
Jim Norton called me to apologize
for having these idiots on.
Now, I'm just gonna say this
and I don't know what the ramifications are gonna be,
but I mentioned that Jim Norton called me up after the show.
He literally said to me,
you were great.
We'll have you on anytime you want.
Just let us know.
So I don't think that it's true that he told John,
I didn't know if they were gonna do that.
I'm so sorry.
He's fucking idiots came out and talked shit about you.
He enjoyed me on the show
and we'll have me back any time.
It doesn't sound like somebody
who's gonna call Stonerie John to be like, dude,
these fucking guys are unhinge
and they just fucking went after you.
And I apologize.
I don't think John understood what that phone call was.
I get the impression that I've never,
well, I've met,
God, Jim Norton once.
I mean, if you call that a meeting,
but he strikes me as a type of guy
who doesn't generally want to piss off his friends.
You know, like he doesn't want to get out and people's bad sides.
He likes to just sort of play it down the middle.
Yeah.
Yeah, unless you're, unless you're OP, in which case he'll just fucking crush him.
But he's actually, yeah, you're right.
He's very neutral.
He's not a guy who's going to talk a lot of shit.
And he's probably just trying to play all sides, which makes sense.
Yeah, I mean, I like to think that I try to do the same thing.
I try not to be one way or the other.
Maybe that's why I never really worked well for me
as a co-host on this show,
because it's hard for me to dump on people.
Let's just say what you're trying to say.
You're an obscene apologist.
Is that what you're trying to say? We all know it. It's exactly what you're trying to say. You're an obscene apologist. Is that what you're trying to say?
We all know it.
It's exactly what I was trying to say.
Yes.
So after Jim Norton calls,
Stuttering John,
John has to verify that that actually happened.
All right.
Jim is a friend.
Always. Jim quarantine too.
He's a friend too,
because I had to check with Jim quarantine.
I go, is this is this Norton's,
is this his number?
Do you verify? Because it and he goes, yeah, it's him. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, yeah, because I didn to check with Jim Farrantine. I go, is this is this Norton's number?
Can you verify it?
Because it and he goes, yeah, it's him.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, yeah, because I didn't know.
I don't know if it's some guy,
because I guess he,
some guy gets a hold of my phone number.
It's not the prank of me.
So I think, you know,
I never know if someone's trying to pull my leg.
This is something you could have left out
of your podcast, John.
When you mentioned that you had a call, Jim Farrantine,
to figure out if you got pranked or not,
just pretend that you have Jim Norton's number
in your phone because you are a celebrity
and a comedian and move on.
I don't know why he decided to tell that part
of the story, it's kind of embarrassing.
Sometimes I get pranked by people
who pretend to be famous people and they rip on me.
So I just wanted to make sure with Jim
that that wasn't the case.
Says the guy who made a living, probably be both right.
So let's not forget that.
Let's not forget what this guy is known for.
I know he's the announcer from this tonight show.
That's what he wants to be known for.
But the reason why he's famous is because he fucks with people all the time.
Oh, this is great.
So he goes back to talking about his conversation
with OP's producer, which must have been,
I would love to get a copy of that conversation.
It must have been amazing.
This is something that is hilarious that he says.
But get him back to, I was talking to OP's producer.
I'm just like, you know,
and like, and they're doing the same thing
that we're doing, just ignoring these fucking loses I'm just like, you know, and like, and they're doing the same thing that we're doing, just ignoring these fucking loses
because they just lose is, you know, you know,
and anyone that lives in fucking rock chesters
already a loser, okay?
Yes, I said it.
But anyway, it doesn't matter.
But here's the, I don't mean all the good people
rock chesters, just this certain prick in his mom's basement,
but here's the thing.
So Stonerge literally says, and I can't believe he's this dumb.
He literally says, I talked to always producer, they're doing the same thing we're doing
and ignoring him.
Jen, they literally are ignoring me.
Opie has never talked about me.
No one's ever brought it up on the show.
They're doing a much better job of ignoring me than you are.
You talk about me every single week.
Every week you talk about me.
Not stop.
It's time to keep playing these clips.
I move, I'm ready to move out, but this is too funny
that you're obsessed with us talking about your show.
You think it means that your show is amazing.
It doesn't.
So that means they're just like us.
They're just ignoring them.
That he's got something going now.
You know, I mean, this is like he's got some action now.
You can go and work off of this and create content for the show, really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no, he loves it.
In fact, this was a clip, this wasn't on the video that someone posted on the subreddit,
but I was checking out the beginning of an episode from August 27th. And he starts off the show talking about how everyone's talking about him.
You know, Steve Grillo is doing a show when he's got, he's got my picture on it and he's
talking about me. And you know, I mean, Anthony Colme, Chip Chipperson, man. You know, that must be a good thing.
If so many different shows are talking about this show,
what can you say, son Royce?
I would say so.
So he says Steve Grohl's got a picture of me.
Well yeah, you guys both worked on the Howard Stern Show
together, that's not a big deal.
And then he says, you know what else is talking about me?
Anthony Cromia, Chip Chipperson,
no, those are both my appearances on those two shows I was talking about you
not Anthony or Chip that was me and he's trying to turn this into like everyone's talking
about me no justice what I saw in his mouth basement Rochester that's the only person
so the first to give you shit it's quite literal I like that he condemned the entire city of Rochester.
I do too. I know. I like that.
Rochester sucks because of me.
I think there is some truth to that.
I mean, that's the reason I moved away.
I mean, shit.
That can be true too.
It can very well be true.
First you quit my band.
I thought you were like, I got out of here.
And then I started to do it. We started the fucking WTP and I'm like,
fuck this. I can't do this.
Kevin to the different States. Kevin literally moved to Seattle.
It's about as far away as you could possibly move.
It's still living in the continental United States.
This is making a lot of sense. It hurts. It's very hurtful.
Going back to Stuttering John. This is him threatening us some more.
But here's the thing. You know, these guys don't know, they don't know what I'm up to.
They have no idea how I'm going to get him back. But, you know, but I will.
Okay. So he's going to get us back. He's ignoring us. And we're punching up.
And he doesn't care about us and he's also gonna get us back
So he's saying a lot of things pretty much everything
None of it makes sense
Speaking of not making sense. Listen to how confusing this show is imagine cabin that you're just a podcast listener
You don't know who whtp is like most people and you know stuttering John because he used to be on Howard Stern and you go, oh, let me check out his podcast
I want to see what he's up to
Listen to this conversation between him and Royce and tell me anyone can follow this or know what the fuck is going on
If you don't know where you stand. I mean if it's non-stop every day
There's gonna be a different person on your show, trash and me.
Yeah, but okay, because now people are gonna start speculating,
it's not, I guarantee you, most people are gonna think
it's somebody who it's not.
Yeah, of course.
But the point is, is to bring up these people,
it's again, it's giving them a free on out.
It's not who, I know who you're thinking, no,
it's not who I know who it is,
but I know who people think it is.
Yeah, no, it's not who they think it is.
It's got very meta.
Kevin, are you following this? Wait it is. It's got very meta
So John is talking about this person, but it's not who you think that he's talking about but Roy Snowce Who he's talking about but maybe he does it cuz he goes out of the if you know I'm talking about no
I know okay, but it's not that one. No, I know it's the other one right. Yeah, I got it
Holy shit I don't know if you know I'm talking about no I know okay, but it's not that one. No, I know it's the other one right Yeah, I get it. Oh, oh
My takeaway would be if I was you know a neo fight of the whole
Wattp universe and I was tuning into
the Stuttering John podcast because I heard he was on whatever whatever the case and I'm listening to it and he's going on and on about
Carl from
fucking WATP. The first thing I would do ago, you know what, I'm gonna fucking listen
to this WATP show. Like, I'm totally gonna check this out. He's really riled up about
this. So I mean, he's driving traffic to you. And I don't think that that's obviously
what he wants, but that's exactly what he's doing by drawing attention to it
So he's not he doesn't mention us by name. He's mentioned us by name only one time
Oh, okay, all right, so you'll notice he he says I don't want to give them any publicity
So if you're just listening to the show he says yeah, these fucking assholes in their mods basement
He calls us a three-stuge is he's got nicknames for us, but he never mentioned to we are he doesn't want to give us any publicity and obviously he's talking about me
He says Rochester. He talks about us on chip. He talks about Jim calling him. So he's obviously talking about me
This is not up for debate, but he doesn't give us any publicity the funny thing is Kevin
There are way more people who listen to and I feel bad saying this but it is true
There are way more people listen to whtb
Then listen to Stuttering John. He should be loving this. We have people going and listening to a show
just to send me timestamps to let me know what I should pull clips from. It's the reason why
people are downloading his shows because of the show. And maybe he's smarter than I give him credit
for and he knows that. And that's why he keeps bringing us up. I don't know. It's possible.
than I give him credit for and he knows that and that's why he keeps bringing us up. I don't know.
It's possible.
I mean, it very well could be that it's a whole, it's just a work.
The whole thing is this is something for him to chew on every week and kind of showcase
his quote unquote witty talent of being able to like, yeah, rip on people.
Like that might be his thing.
I, that would be, that's what he should be doing.
But he said he says I'm gonna get lawyers involved
in some of the season.
It says like that's not a roast.
We're not having a back and forth comedy thing
going on right now.
That's the, I'm just gonna shut this all down.
Like, okay, why?
What just happened?
I thought we had a thing going, like for me,
I will readily admit that that's what I'm doing.
I'm milking this for as much as I can,
anytime somebody John mentions our show,
I'm gonna continue to play the clips of it
and talk about it.
So that's obvious.
I don't know what his angle is.
I don't know what he's trying to accomplish.
This is him talking about why everyone's talking
about his podcast, which he couldn't be more off base
with this.
You know, people just, because they love in this podcast.
They love in this podcast, and that's why those other idiots
go after me in Opiole time, because Opio and I have successful podcasts.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
And then I have to run.
No fucking way. I
Kevin did you know that the reason why we talk about open centering John every week is because their podcasts are so successful
Did you know that clearly? Yeah, I mean I should I definitely knew that that there you know
I'm reading the discord right now everyone's like
Poor car. Yeah, poor Kevin thinks Senator John has listeners.
Yeah, Kevin's fucking out of it, man.
Yeah, I'm very much removed from this, but,
I don't know, I just, I guess you expect coming from
a comedy world that you would have thicker skin.
I guess is really what my point would have thicker skin.
I guess is really what my point would be, but.
Yes, thank you.
That is the point to make.
Why are you so sensitive to criticism?
Is it because you know you suck?
I'm guessing that's why.
Because honestly, if your show is so great
and you have all these great things happening for you,
then you would be like, I don't know, Howard Stern or Adam Karola or all these other shows that I've
made fun of that have never once acknowledged my existence.
That's how you deal with people like me.
You never acknowledge my existence.
As soon as you do, like if you're the host of the Vanish podcast, you fucking acknowledge
my existence, bad things happen. That's what happens, what do you do that, don't do that! I shouldn't be giving away the
playbook right now, but I just have one more clip to play. This is from a different episode.
I actually couldn't find the episode where he talked about threatening us with legal action,
I only saw it on the YouTube clip. So I was looking at another episode at the very beginning,
I don't know if this is, it must be after he said all of that. I hope because it seems like he's come around.
Well, it's kind of good. They're promoting me. You know, but don't promote them. No, no,
I'm not going to know what and then they'll stop talking about it. They give me free publicity.
It's awesome. Yeah, it's great. I give the fuck what they say. They have no credential.
They never done anything. Well, you don't know they could have a credential not really like Trump when Trump goes
I've got an award. I just make it up and I give myself a award. Yeah, no, there's just no buddies, but it's just so funny
But you know yes
John yes, that's exactly right. We're giving you free publicity
We're nobodies. Yes, this is all true
Stop being so but heard about it and play a log like a fucking
Actual comedian would do who cares who cares what we're saying so funny
I think that's the real problem, right?
Is that his career is just passed him by and it's a bummer. It's got to be a bummer
Yeah, I mean shit my career's passed him by and it's a bummer. It's got to be a bummer. Yeah, I mean shit, my career's passed me by. It's not gonna be a long time ago.
Right. When you left W-A-T-P.
Yeah, exactly.
It's sword to the great place.
Alright, let's keep the show moving Kevin. I listen to OP show, he did something different, he got his buddies from college together,
so it's these three guys hanging out and it wasn't great. It was really boring. They were just telling stories
from being in a frat together at Geneseo. I don't have a lot to talk about here.
We're gonna make this a very short OP segment this week, but I do want to
point out I know OP is listening to us. I know that we're getting to him because
I've been making a point for a while
that Opie doesn't have any real friends that he hangs out with and just has normal conversations with.
Anytime he's with people, he has to podcast. It's almost like his security blanket.
I guess to carry that Zoom recorder around with them, and then it makes him, hey guys, I should be here, right?
I belong,
I'm recording a podcast that we're all on. It's the way he sets up this episode with his buddies,
proves my point.
That will not be on the podcast. Oh is this a bad idea? I'm hanging with two of my oldest friends, Busy and Stork.
We don't need to use real names here.
And they came to visit me out at the beach.
We haven't seen each other in a few years.
We met when we were 18 years old at Jettaccio.
We were in the safe fraternity.
And we decided to have a little boy's weekend.
And we've been hanging out on the beach drinking and party and listen to music and then I
I wasn't gonna do this. I was like you know what?
We don't have to podcast let's just hang out and laugh and tell some old stories
But then Buzzy hits me up this morning that he actually made a list. I didn't even want to do this guys
I was just hanging out with friends like a normal person one
Kevin guess what you just started to do
You want to just finish the rest of the podcast like me as a road
People seem to like it
I'm leaking fluids
Let's do the rest of the
Let's do the rest of the opus up with you as a robot. So this is so he's with his frat buddies
They're talking about they're literally reminiscing
about things that happened in the early 80s. And they're talking about joining a fraternity.
Kevin, when I tell you this story is so boring and it's such a yawn, we all know that this kind
of shit goes on when you pledge for a fraternity. But the way this guy tells this story, he's so confident that he's laying out a zinger for us. It's hilarious. Just listen
to the confidence and the smugness in this guy's voice.
But to accurately set the scene, you had a room, you had a pledge who was blindfolded, most
likely with a maxi pad taped over their eyes.
And in order to facilitate the transaction, one had to strip down and pick up a marshmallow
with their cheeks.
And I'm not talking about the cheeks up here.
I'm talking about the cheeks down there and navigate over to a pan or a can and drop
it in.
And, you know, the brothers, they were so nice
because they would guide you.
They would help you out.
Right. You need to walk along to the left.
You need to walk back to the right.
And then you're over the target.
You're over the target.
Bums away.
Spread the cheeks a little bit.
Boom! There was the marshmallow.
In essence, bombing the promo house.
Oh God.
Awkward.
Sorry.
We stopped being a hulaver.
It's so funny, you cleared up.
I did.
Oh, it's some of a piece of it.
I know. I kind of ruined that whole thing.
Anyway, yeah, that was not funny.
No.
Nor was it any type of edgy.
What they should have had is them eat the fucking marshmallows after they dropped them
into the thing, right?
No, they just moved on.
They just moved on after that.
They're like, oh yeah, we had this guy blindfold and he had a transport of marshmallow
with his butt cheeks.
Okay.
I don't know.
I've seen movies before.
It doesn't seem that crazy to me.
I don't get it.
No.
Not at all.
That's how lame their fraternity was back in the whatever 80s when he was at fucking
Genesee up.
Well, that's how lame.
Well, they all, yeah, I should say they're all fucking lame, but right now, now it's
like, you have to inject under your finger nails this file of AIDS.
That's true.
This is so amazing.
Yeah.
That's how lame these 60-year-old guys are though too is it this guy thinks he's got this amazing story
He's like you know you had to pick up your cheeks. I'm talking about the cheeks down there
You know what I'm saying like yes, we're all following a log in this fucking story. It's not that compelling we got it
And then we had a butt fuck each other. Oh, oh, I mean
We had to pick up the marshmallows
The marshmallow was actually a, oh, I mean, we had to pick up the marshmallows. Oh.
The marshmallow was actually a great loop.
I mean, whoops.
That slipped out.
That slipped out.
We made really, really cool smores afterwards
with the, oh, shit smeared.
I was gonna say all you need is the graham cracker
at that point.
Yeah, exactly.
Yikes. I just made a that point. Yeah, exactly. Yikes.
I just made a shit joke.
Look at me.
Kevin, I think it's time that we gotta wrap this thing up.
I am going to make it confession.
And I know people are gonna be upset.
It's everyone's favorite part of the show.
I don't have a teaser.
I do not, I do not have a teaser prepared.
I was running behind today.
I don't have a teaser prepared.
I apologize.
I apologize to you, the listener, you personally,
because I've let you down.
I promise you we'll be back next week.
We'll have a great guest or two.
We'll listen to a podcast that sucks.
This week we listened to a podcast that we enjoyed, And it was actually fun. Maybe we'll do that
again sometime. I don't know. According to the, according to the feed that I'm watching
here, everyone's like, this bullshit. They're like the show. Oh, no, I'm subscribed. I think
that's Bill Clinton. This's a bunch of bullshit.
I got it.
The one thing I've learned is never read the discord
while you're broadcasting it will not go well for you.
Oh, God.
Fuck.
All right.
Got anything that you want to plug, my friend?
Uh, no.
I got nothing going on.
It's 110 down here and miserable. And, you know,
well, please, Kevin, please show us again next week because it might be the episode we find out
once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody.
Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called by now.
Hmm, okay.
Great show. Good job, everybody.
Good job, everyone.
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4-8 4-8 4-8 What is going on here? Kevin, we got some voicemails to listen to my friend.
Yay.
Yeah, but you thought you were gonna go about your day
and do other things, nope.
Nuh, uh, we got the voicemail segment to contend with.
Let's just get right into it.
Let's just plow through these, right?
Isn't that the idea?
Let's plow them. Let's do it.
So one of the things that happens when I get the voicemails,
I used to pull them into my software, try to normalize them,
get the levels correct. So when I played them on the show,
it would sound decent. That takes up too much goddamn time.
So now I just download them right from the internet and I just play them as they are
I try to fix it up in post. I do put a little effort into that
But they're not always at the ideal level for people who are listening and
Somebody called in to let me know about that
Hey Carl, I've been listening to your show for a long time. I really love it
But I've noticed that I can never hear your collars when
they leave voicemails.
So I'm conducting an experiment right now.
I'm leaving a voicemail.
I'm speaking into my phone like a grown-up.
And if you play this on your next show,
and I can hear myself, I will know that either your fucking
collars are idiots and don't know how to speak into
cell phones properly or if I can't hear myself then I will know that you are an
idiot and don't know how to edit properly and equalize sound levels. Anyway,
thanks a lot of the show. Call me back. I've never said this before but call me back
and let us know what you discovered. I'd love to know the answer to that. It's a
great experiment.
Kevin, are you familiar with Joseph Smith
from, he's famous for inventing the Mormon religion?
Oh yeah, the dude that found the fucking tablets.
They do do found the stone tablets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I don't know him personally.
I've never met him.
He's not a friend like Jim Norton or Jim Forrantine, but he did call the show.
Hi Carl Joseph Smith here. This is how I taught. Just wanted to say you
spot on was a whole church and I arrest. You know, and now this can't really get
away with it. I'm left. You got both. All right, call me back.
All right, so that was in reference to Opie saying that his father started the church and they never had to pay tax and I called bullshit on that. But Joseph Smith would know better than
I would. He sure would. He sure would. So he might know. You know, the worst part is you got to
move to Utah, but you can be tax exempt
Joseph Smith is from Rochester, right? Isn't that where this happened like in honeyway or something?
From the Like the hill that whole hill come or up
Yeah, it all happened here in Rochester in the beautiful Rochester, New York everybody
Don't be pissed off just because Stuttering John hates us.
There's a lot to do here.
I am fucking delirious.
All right.
These shows go on too long, Kevin.
I got to cut these down.
Football season is starting next week.
I am making a concerted effort to cut these shows down.
It's too much.
Yeah, I was, I remember the first time that I, I guess hosted in like you,
you played the outro to the thing and then all of a sudden you were like,
Oh, we're doing voice mails. I'm like, Oh shit. Yeah, holy fuck. Just goes out of that.
Yeah, I was mentioning last week, so Andy was here and Andy and I were in a band together called sluts and we went on the
Carlson and McKenzie show, which was a morning show, a 94 one, the zone here in Rochester.
And I guess they're still doing it because I got this boy's mouth.
Hey Carl, I think you'd call in with a fun fact about Carlson and McKenzie.
They must have lost Rochester and moved right up to Boston to 100.7 Boston's classic rock
where they've been for 15 years.
You thought you'd want to know where your Bud Carlson McKenzie were? Yeah, when
congratulations on the big week for you. Thank you very much. It was a big week.
And Carlson McKenzie still doing it. Jesus, I forgot about those guys. Oh, everyone did.
No, there's no Carlson McKenzie talk outside of me mentioning it on this show
No one's talking about this, but it's impressive that they still have a radio career
Yeah, I mean guys it just makes you think about like Rochester how many fucking radio shows they've had come through there
Yeah, it's pretty crazy
Anyway, nobody cares
there. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Anyway, nobody cares.
Nobody cares about Rochester. No, most certainly not.
Kara Ruiz called in the show. And Kara Ruiz is a co-host on OP show. He's a chef, a famous chef on the Food Network,
young's La Cubana in New York City.
We hope to have him out at the co-host someday soon,
but we appreciate him calling in and talking about
our friend, Shamus McKillian.
Hey, Carlos, this is Carl Reweas.
Not to be confused with Ruiz.
Hey, fuck that guy saying no more Shamus.
That this is a fucking light in the darkness.
More shit.
I went a whole fucking episode of nothing but shameless. What shameless to be my fucking co-host in life
But that guy I
Agree there are people are getting burned out on shameless McKillian Patrick Michael Todd
Whatever you want to call him. He's the best and
We'll continue to talk about what he's up to because it's so much fun.
Plus he said that the name Carl is stupid. So now I feel like I can get back to him.
It doesn't make any sense.
The carrots.
Andy's brother Joe was on last week and was talking about, I don't know, I don't know they knew that.
I think there's just a bunch of dumb liberals weed. They're pretty young. Okay, funny. I'm
like three minutes in the after, but you know, it's okay, but yeah, Muslims are not a racist. You
fucking retard. All right. I love these fucking cops. I do too.
These fucking people are like leaving work.
I know what a fucking call.
They're listening to the show getting so angry.
Like, what the fuck's that number?
What the fuck is that fucking number?
Who did call these guys?
It's because it's being able to save in their context.
All right.
Kevin, you're like this one.
You know, Andy, the goat was back last week.
It's been a while. And Kevin's back last week. It's been a while.
And Kevin's back this week.
It's been a while.
I'd love to have you back.
We did that one show where you and I were live together.
It was not well received.
People were not a fan of that show.
So yeah, they did not like that.
They did not.
So hopefully this one goes over better.
But here's a collar who is a fan.
Hey, Carl, you know, know that your best co-host is
and he's a go
you know your worst co-host is
and he's brother joe i don't know how that's possible they found
identical but somehow joe just drags the show down
at least at least kevin is coming back this week
he's uh... very close second
to be in the best host
kevin close second. He's a very close second to being the best host. Kevin, close seconds.
Wow.
That's impressive, buddy.
I mean, I mean,
I'm just fucking horns or something.
Listen, you have some horns.
I most certainly have some horns for you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh.
Oh.
Kevin, you're a close second and I have to say that they're very wrong about that when you got Kaia
You got duck from who's right dick master said the whisk goes on, but it's great to be back on the show. We love it. You're here
So you got any voice mouse and dorkles a dorkle
No dork is a colony more what happened to that that lost
I lost it quick
Yeah, that that seemed like it just dropped out of nowhere and just never oh
Doing here we go Kevin. I got it right here. I mean it play on this
Are you serious?
Do not you know picking up what I'm putting down right now?
There's no
No, there's no door did you call him with dorkles?
No, I didn't call it then why did you think I was gonna play a dorkles?
If I was setting that up for you, I'd do dorkles. I was setting you up to do a joke. I'm not dorkles
I'm not gonna you're not dorkles. Okay. Alright fair enough. Jesus
There's a new movie coming up it's called it chapter two I'm not dorkals. I'm not dorkals. You're not dorkals. Okay. Alright, fair enough. Jesus.
There's a new movie coming off.
It's called Itch Chapter 2.
I don't know what's the only thing.
Alright.
So I love that everyone's listening to this like, oh.
So there was a picture of me put up on the internet because I was on the Chip Chipperson podcast.
I mean obviously there's a whole video on the internet now talking to Chip.
But there's a picture that they use where I'm standing next to Chip Chipperson and Anthony Cumia.
And someone made an observation from this picture. Hey Carl, I saw the picture that was tweeted out of you and the folks that did Chipperson
last week and I have an observation about you.
You have the upper body of someone who indulges and eats well and you have the legs of someone
who survived Auschwitz in April 1945. I think you need to be careful where you walk and
stepping wrong because it looks like the bike is probably gonna break soon.
I knew you were the jerk. That's just fucking funny. I knew you love that.
As someone who's roasted carol before. That is a well you can go to.
You need to.
Most certainly is.
All right.
This is...
Well, is it...
So if you ever pull up the... the feathers have an owl and they have those skinny little
legs, but that's like a God.
The owl is the symbol of God to these elites.
All right.
Mo-lock, yeah.
Mo-lock, thank you.
Yeah.
We did a podcast review of my brother, my brother, and me,
which is on the maximum fun network.
And I guess they also do a show called Saw Bones.
You familiar with this, Kevin?
Nope.
All right.
Well, this is someone calling in about that show.
Go! And it really said that my brother, whatever the fuck in me,
podcast was also one of the dudes from this podcast,
podcast, solvones.
Solvones, I listened to one episode of
when the cute girl had the story that it was in every podcast.
I didn't talk to that girl again because that pod cat was
unstoppable as it was.
It wasn't even that the wife was fucking annoying.
It was that her fucking husband, well I assume it was one of those
gask brothers, was so upbeat and
couldn't help but talk over the wife giving the kind of interesting
information or at least what could be interesting information.
How can you fucking tell when you get this?
I assume my other fucker's talking over at the whole fuckin time with his lane at the chook.
That's what you need to close by the chook.
But somehow they still out fuckin' auditorium.
They still booked it there at the end of the day.
Fuck!
You should read a psalm on this.
That one fucked sex.
I think I'm good on the McElroy brothers for a little while. I don't need to hear any more of this shit.
They're putting out. And Kevin, this phenomenon where these podcasts go around and put on these live shows where they fill theaters.
I mean, should we do it? I guess it's my point. What are we waiting for?
I mean, yeah, why not? Alright, let's do a tour of the Southwest.
Yeah, you can meet Corporal Pieball and all these people from the
fucking discord. Let me explain to you. Could you imagine if we did this show
live, we'd have to just do the hits, right? We'd have to go back and it would just be O.P. segments,
and Suttering John, and Maddox.
He'd be like, next coming down is Cobra Commander,
and my fat ass would rock out on stage, and be like,
that's not why I pictured it would be.
Yeah, I would definitely not be a good time for anyone involved.
All right, this next voicemail, I just have a note for myself. It says I don't get the levels right ever
Carl I caught you once before
to bust out OV
For fucking still and Jim Florentine shit. I've gotten to the point where I have to fucking call you again
Because I'm not you're working in China. It's like a fucking night of the quarantine shit. I've gotten to the point where I have to fucking call you again,
because I'm not your working at 10 o'clock at fucking night.
And I'm being driven crazy
and having people look at me,
because you can't level the fucking balance
between the goddamn segments that you grab and play,
like you're podcasting your voicemails, that you're reviewing.
You have yourself about a hundred times higher and louder when you come
back on the fucking mic with you and your fucking choke guzzling fucking guests that host with you.
Talking about editing, get the level so that balance across a fucking board, you fucking boomer cut That didn't end with a call me back or five stars or anything that was just you're a fucking asshole go fuckers
I go okay, I guess I could get back to stocking the shelves. I guess I could do better. I
Guess I should be better
Do better do better. This is so we were talking about the
Do better. Do better.
This is, we were talking about the religion known as Islam last week because this is what
our show has become.
It's hot political talk and religious talk for some reason.
And so are you familiar with Awa?
Kevin?
Um, I'm personally not familiar with them, but I know.
Yeah.
Awa is like the God God I think it means God
in in that religion anyway he called the show
hello w-a-t-p
This is Ali from the nation of is a mob
Wait a second he said Ali am I getting this wrong or did he get this wrong?
I'm not even sure what the bit is all right
Let's keep it going. Hey, let's just keep it going after a board meeting and I was talking to our most one of my most prestigious
members
Barack Obama and
We both agree
That and when you make a good candidate now we're usually not that big on white people,
but we think Yakube did a good job with you and the kids. So, if you can give us a call
back, we will email your bow tie in the mail and we will make it official. Now if you would excuse me, I have just stone a woman to death for having an opinion. See you later,
Charles.
It's not like Ron Funches, you know, Ron. I do. I do know
about that. Just this, you know that actually was, that was
crippled Jesus.
What? So Jesus, so crippled Jesus has the crippled cast.
He's been on the show before he was on the show with me and Dick Masterson.
He goes on the dick show from time to time and now he's leaving hilarious voice about
it.
We appreciate that.
Crippled Jesus.
Call in anytime.
Hop on the discord.
We love to have you.
But we mentioned him earlier.
But a weeb called back. It's been a little while. Hey guys, it's been a
while. This is the whole we. What's up, Carl? I'm pretty
grunting. Of course, you're one thing I wanted to fucking
rant about. I don't know if you are ever going to review this
podcast. Talk is Jericho. It's fucking terrible. I don't know if you want to watch, uh, watch,
listen to the emancipation of John Moxley or any other podcast that Christopher does. Um,
this dude uh, and by the way, deep discount, you have one ad, you know, that's cool. I don't know,
if you got as popular as Christopher, I don't blame you for selling out this much, but when you listen to Christy Archa's podcast
I don't know if you know about
Selling out on full extent listening to this podcast. What's he talking about?
Add it to the out and post. He's following this. He'll add this edit. Not at all. Okay. Stakes
and also fucking mosquito disinfectants.
And also, did you know Carl?
Every one of these are three minutes.
Oh, he also is aligned with the clicker ticket ads.
And also the arm and hammer fucking cat letter and as I said
in post he does this shit he just talks for like three minutes in between stories on
his fucking podcast about wrestling he'll talk about it over and over and over again every fucking podcast.
So it's a lot like this voicemail. I'm trying to promise you, but I'll see you guys later.
I miss you too, but I'll leave.
Thanks for coming in, buddy.
That's, uh, let's keep it to a tight 30 seconds next time.
Let's keep all the voicemails under 30 people.
It'd be great.
You know, we're trying to fucking wrap things up here.
So quick story about Chris Jericho. I haven't heard his podcast, but I'm a fan of Chris Jericho.
I don't know how you feel about him, Kevin. Go on back.
Yeah, I think, yeah, I'm not a fan of his music, but, uh, pretty funny wrestler.
He was a funny wrestler. So fun story about Chris Jericho. I mentioned that I used to work for ebombsworld.com.
We had a television pilot. We were going to be on, we were going to have a TV show that aired
right after WWF at the time on Money Nights After Raw. And Chris Jericho was the host of the show.
And he did a whole pilot episode and it was phenomenal. And that
was going to be a big deal for us. And then it didn't get picked up. It was very disappointing.
And then I should add to didn't they went up doing a similar show with Patrice O'Neal?
There were multiple similar shows. Yes. There were all like web video, viral video, you know,
whatever shows. And it was very disappointing.
I thought Chris Jericho was hilarious on the show.
I thought he did a great job.
So it was pretty bummed that that didn't end up happening.
But yeah, we could visit Chris Jericho.
That'd be funny. He's on Westwood one known for hiring only the bus talent
that podcasts deliver.
All right, Kevin, I saved the bus for last.
I challenged Band-Pretta's guy last week.
I didn't even realize I did this,
but I challenged him to find a second catch phrase
because Band-Pretta is the perfect catch phrase.
We all love it.
The t-shirts are selling like crazy.
We can't keep them on the shelves.
So I said, you're so talented at catch phrases. What else can you do?
All right, so dynamite it's pretty good, right? We all like that
Never been done before Let me know what you think
I don't know original I don't know what it strikes me up so much
This is some serious boomer human right here. All right. Here's the other one
Let's fucking Belky from perfect strangers that's a deep pull right there, right? Don't be ridiculous.
Oh really?
That's fucking deep.
Oh, it's awesome.
Here's another one.
Honestly, you got the next thing to do.
That's the deepest pull of all that so far.
Oh my god.
Alright, one more to play.
I think that was the fad.
Oh yeah.
I don't know.
Alright, parent friend, this guy.
Let's work on the originality, will ya?
You're not quite hitting it.
Kevin, that's all I got, man.
Yes.
That's all I got.
All right.
Okay.
Thank you so much for joining us on the show.
Horny Jew 666.
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