Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep170 - Pat Oates is Sad

Episode Date: September 8, 2019

This week we review the only podcast in the world that discusses this specific topic - the mind of Pat Oates. This topic has one podcast too many dedicated to it if you ask me. Pat likes to sh*t on bad podcasts, so we have that in common. Cros and Doug join the show to catch up with Opie, Sheamus, John, Donald Sterling, and Band Practice Guy. I'd tell you more but I have to watch the stupid Bills now. Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're a loser. A loser. Cause, cause a row, cause a row. Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts?

It's called Run by a guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on who are these podcasts yesterday. It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not it's a quality show and they have good ideas. It's kind of like October but with with really no redeeming quality what so You guys are concise and brutal. Yeah, you just mercilessly rips on people some of this quite hilarious

You don't have to listen to shitty podcasts. You do it for us. You do it. Those guys are making some fucking points here. I like what they say. I don't know what you like what they're saying. It's hilarious. The show's hilarious.

It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P Hello, backslapers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that dissects your fantasy lineup and helps you win a championship. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week from the Who's Right Podcast. It's Doug, everybody. Hello, sir. Doug, welcome back and also fan favorite, Kroge. Please go to whoarethese.com to get our email address, voice mail number, link to our sub right at link to the discord server that we're on right now.

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and took out about 20 minutes of the show. So around the one hour and 44 minute mark, it just skips the head. So it was only a two and a half hour episode then. Yes, it was. Yeah. It cut out all of our OP stuff, some of the Stuttering John stuff, the teaser.

So if you didn't hear any of those parts, then go back and read, download it, go to about an hour and 44 minutes and until he heard all the parts that you miss. Sorry about that. It really pissed me off when I found out. We also encourage our business to give us a five star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Pat Oats is sad. This was a suggestion from Doc.

We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a podcast with one person that is host Pat Oats. Pat Oats sits and pontificates on all things Pat Oats. It's a show about him. Yes. And we've reviewed shows like this before

and we've said the one guy in a microphone format is tough. It's tough. It is really tough. I know it would suck if I did it. And you gotta be prepared. And I had a feeling, I don't know if you guys got this impression, Pat Oats does not prepare much. He just kind of rambles and repeats himself for an hour long.

Yeah, I think that's probably correct. Did you have a clip that sums up the show, Kroge? Yeah, I mean this was my number one, and this could have been, you could place the cursor anywhere in the show, and there's a 50% chance that you would hear almost exactly this clip verbatim. I don't know what I'm fucking doing, right now, you're listening now. You've listened to me complain about podcasts, on a podcast for 21 minutes. I was, you don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Okay, so this was a show where all you do is talk about how everyone's podcast sucks.

Yes. And this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart, of course. I happen to agree with almost every point that he made out of this show. Yeah. As I'm sure you did too, Kroge. Doug, what do you got? You got a clip that sums up the show for you? Yeah, so my clip that sums up the show is number 28,

but my thought is that it should be called Pato's Wines while making pussy mouth noises and contradicting himself for a fucking hour. That's what this whole episode was. That would probably be a good acronym. I like that. Well, I know it's like, you know, because I also entertain. Fuck you. Fuck you. Well, I've been on the comic stage.

You did a live podcast during the day once and they haven't had you back. You didn't even think of what I was doing. That's the same. You didn't get paid, you got part of a door. Thursday night. Um, Thursday night. Thursday night, I will be doing the discomfort in live podcast. I'll be there.

And basically, we're doing the live discomfort in podcast. Oh, Doug, I'm glad you brought that up. Well done. Because I have a similar example that I want to play. So I listened to this episode from August 15th, where he shits on podcasts. But I also listened to every episode from August 15th where he shits on podcasts. Mm-hmm. But I also listened to every episode since then. Really?

Yeah, I listened to nothing about patots this week. Oh, boy, lucky you. I know. I've listened to a lot of fucking patots. Anyway, he goes on on the episode that we all listened to. And he's making front of people's podcasts that suck. And he says, and now these dummies, because the big guys are doing it, are using video. And they're creating video casts. And then even worse now, because the big guys are doing it, are using video,

and they're creating video casts. And then even worse, now, would they got to do the video? Because they're seeing the famous people do it with the video in the studio, not all these idiots are spending more money on video. All right, so, you know, these people who podcast, not him, but all the other people suck. Yeah. And then starts off the next show with this. Welcome to Pat Oatesy said. Uh, this week, we're gonna do a little thing I'm doing this now we're

gonna be do a little bit of this show on um face uh Instagram live for why not so people can see me in my kitchen and all my splendor so I didn't do it's gonna job editing that together like Doug that's brilliant wow he has a lot of he has a hard time with this subject matter considering he is that guy he's talking about the whole time. You guys shouldn't do a podcast, your podcast, except for the way I have three podcasts.

I have a show called Wrestling. I do this other show. We talk about our personal lives. Like, okay. Do as I say, not as I do, padotes. So I have a whole list of clips here and they're in the category of contradiction. Yeah, I love it. Play my number two.

Okay. First of all, no one's listening to any of these things. That's the amazing thing about Pike. No one is listening to anything that we're saying at all. I mean, yeah, there are some people listening to this. So you're thinking that the term no one means zero, right? Is that what your point is there? He goes into, so that was two clips, I just didn't add the beat between them, but he does

that constantly where he says one thing and then either a paragraph later or the very next breath contradicts himself. And then he takes so much time to get from word to word to word. I actually went through and removed all the silences from the podcast and then shoved everything together to see how short I could make this. Yeah. And it's a good 17 minutes that comes off the podcast just by removing his silences. I believe it. I never edit silences out of clips that we play. I'll edit silences out of the show before I post it. But if it's in the clip, it's in the clip. This one, I'm just like,

there's just no reason to leave it in here. I had to take the silences out. Yeah. It's just it takes too long. I don't want to I don't want to rush you but we're talking about the way he speaks Did you do a compilation of all the noises that come out of his mouth? I just have this one clip where he gets very flustered. It's very early on in the podcast He's talking about everyone sucks at podcasting. He's great. He's got a radio show Yeah, he's got a radio now. He got booked and I can tell why when he does broadcasting like this Or even the one So that's all I had out there for,

what do you got Doug? As I was listening to it, I couldn't help but I think it's like ASMR or something where people get real close to the mic and make noises. And there was a lot of shit coming out of his mouth and I just started pulling them. And then once I put them all together, it reminded me of something.

So I added a background to it. So it would be something that I feel comfortable jerking off to. I'm going to play my number 37. OK. So I guess I didn't hear that he was jerking off on his own podcast, is that what you're saying? Can I throw a couple of these kind of verbal flops that are fun? Okay, so he invents a new phrase that I really like at this is my number 15. Okay.

Do you want to be your tub of tea, but you have to admit they are the tub of tea. You don't want to be the whole thing. So first of all, tub of tea, and second of all, I know it sounds like I cut it short, but that was between two silences. Like it really is just that jumbled. He talks about his radio show, he had a radio show, he talked about a fishing derby on his radio show, and he unleashed a joke that was like a nine and a half.

This is my number 17. You don't want to catch crabs or harpies? No, you don't want to catch crabs or herpes. Oh wait, I mean, harpies, that's a mermaid. You want to catch bluefish. Not if Oh wait, I mean, harpsies, that's a mermaid. You want to catch bluefish. Not if I've died in the fox, fearful county rocks. Now this guy knows his way around a joke, as you can tell right there.

There he is, the comedian. Him and words don't seem to get along. Here's number 16. There he got. They're cameras. They weren't made for the specific specificity. They weren't made for the specific specificity. They weren't made for the purpose. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I know you guys all had that clip too. I couldn't decide if it was that or the Warner Bros. theme that I should have ended it, you know? That's one of those clips where you know everybody else is clipping it and you're trying to figure out how you can be the one to bring it up because it's the best clip of the episode. Right, yeah. But also, so last time I was on, I'm lecturing people about their drinking problem, how you can be the one to bring it up, cause it's the best clip of the episode. Right.

But also, so last time I was on, I'm lecturing people about their drinking problem, which is fucking hilarious. And now I'm gonna say this, which is even funnier, this guy's voice is fucking dog shit, man. This guy sounds like a retired carval barker, man. Like, and, you know, I look, I realize, I'm the guy saying this, my voice is terrible, but I have like a, I don't know, I'm handsome and wealthy that's my voice is terrible, but I have like a,

I don't know, I'm handsome and wealthy and charming. People just that you can get away with a voice like mine when you like that. Pat Oats not so much, man. He is having this in my ear buds for an hour was a chore, like a real chore. He reminded me of like if Alex Jones sustained all the head injuries that Chris Benoit had.

That's what you would be. You're not far off, man, holy shit. The lead that we're burying here is how pumped Pat Oats is that he has a radio gig. Yeah. He landed his dream job and he is bragging up and down about it. So I do know that at least I am the LeBron James of the shitty podcasters. I brought my talents to Miami. I brought my talents to my am. You know, I brought my talents to my am. He is the LeBron James. He goes out, I'm sure you guys have these clips too.

The breakadociousness of this podcast is through the room. It's amazing. It's off the charts. This is him talking about how he's a triple threat. I'm an author. I got paid. I can make money of my book. I have a published book. I have how many albums.

I'm a radio personality. I get paid for those three things. I'm a comedy, in comedy, I coach people. I get paid for that. I mean, holy shit. This guy's amazing. He goes on in another episode that I want to do about how amazing he is. I'm creating with the podcast. I'm getting a chance to do radio. I wrote a book.

I'm writing another book. I've got all these ideas in my head. And in the last two years, I recorded two hour albums. Okay. Yeah. Now, this is the most amazing part. So Pat Oates is a standup comedian. That's one of the things he's done.

He's also comedy coach. She's an author. He writes about how to be a comedian. Wow, yeah. He's on the radio. He's got all these things. This I thought was fascinating. I like to go, we have a comedy club in town here, comedy at the Carlson. I like to go to the club a lot and see comedians

as they come through town. Pat doesn't need to do that. He thinks that people would do that are dumb. Money and seas are stupid people. People that go out to comedy clubs, I appreciate you. I thank you for what you do without what you're doing that. I couldn't do it. I want to do. But you're boring daltz and you're not,

you're not smart enough to create your own fun. You're not, you're not smart enough to create your own fun. You're not, you're not smart enough to create fun. If you were, you wouldn't be at a comedy club. Do I need to go to a comedy club that fun? No, I could just jump into my own dumb dome and think things, because that's what I can do. Jesus Christ. Is that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?

I know people who are a little pompous, but that's fucking crazy, Tau. That's wild. I don't have to go to a comedy club and hear an hour long set that someone who's wildy intelligent and creative crafted over 10 years. I can just think thoughts in my head. It's just as funny. Yeah. Okay. Good. Good on you, buddy. Well, just impressive.

The idea of a comedian who says the people who pay money to comedians are fucking idiots. It's crazy. And I just wanna make as a side note, the people who pay money at isotope shows are the most handsome wealthy and brilliant people. People good looking on the face of the planet. They're fucking the greatest.

I love those people. So after all of this, you talk about gradiers and then you just all of these things and then he's amazing and if you even go to a county club, your adult, he then says this, getting back to the Catradicti himself. But the one thing I stink at, I wrote a book. People ask you for advice all the time when it comes to like, you know, being able to edit things and making it a residency and making it relatable. I got all that shit down about dealing with mindset, I got all that shit down about dealing with mindset.

I got all that dumb. I have no fucking clue. I have the worst salesman of me there is. That's all he's doing is selling himself. Yeah. I don't know how to sell me. What are you talking about? Yeah.

This is all you did for an hour on your show. So you know, in podcasting, there's what everybody calls a circle jerk. He is a one person circle. Yeah. Podcast is podcast pushes his book. His book pushes a stand up and a stand up pushes his podcast. Yeah, that's pretty spot-end. We know she got, buddy.

So, a lot of what he, I think, thinks is that people start a podcast for one reason, and that's to get on serious exam. Yes. That is the only reason. Number 19. Okay. And your podcast doesn't matter because radio stations have caught on.

Every good morning show, and even the bad ones have a podcast that goes along with their fucking terrestrial show. If you're doing this in the only hopes of getting hired by you know, Sirius XM, if you're living to get on radio, this isn't the way. And then my number five, okay, if you think someone's gonna choose you over Joe Rogan, you're insane. So everything that he talks about is you have tunnel vision. Your goal is to get on a radio station in fucking Southport, Connecticut, wherever the

fuck he's at. Yeah. You know, that's the end game. That's what I'm trying to do with who's right. I'm trying to get on Saturdays between one and three p.m. And I'm in Southport, Connecticut. He does a lot of projecting here. My number three is a big projection from him. What do you do? I talk about movies.

You're fucking moron. You're fucking boring moron and your podcast is unlistedable. Unlisted. I love that clip. Yeah, that's why. Because he's right. He is right. He's talking about everyone else's shitty podcast. And he even makes the point that the people who are big and podcasting are not the only ones who are not. Because he's right. He is right. He's talking about everyone else's shitty podcast.

And he even makes the point that the people who are big in podcasting are really good at something else. You have Joe Rogan or Dex Shepard or whoever these people are, they're already famous and they just do podcasting and they're already good at that. And he's talking about how if you're just a fucking podcast there. But if you're just a fucking podcaster, I think he's talking to Doug specifically. Because he goes out to say this. If you're a musician and you podcaster,

it makes sense. It's another way. Yeah, all right, I like what this guy has said. It's got to make it a lot of good points. I got a, I made a little compilation. If you play my 22, there might be some overrun there, but it's a little bit more of that. If you're someone who doesn't entertain in any other way you're not an actor, you're not a writer, you're just a fucking podcaster and

that's it. If you're a writer and you podcast that means perfect sense. If you're a musician and you podcast that makes sense. When comedians get a podcast, I understand. Because it's another way to share your creative thought process. Everybody can podcast except for Doug. That's what he said. That is what he's saying. So you are not allowed to podcast. Nobody cares about your show.

I got thinking through everything. This is probably my favorite clip. This is why he is good at podcasting and nobody else is is number 21. But now when they put the podcast, they can talk about all social things, whatever, the radio people know what they're doing. You don't know what you're doing. You haven't learned from anybody. He just listened to other podcasts and you think you know because you listen.

The people speak. You don't know what you're doing. I've gotten the opportunity to listen to being round people know what they're doing. Yeah, it's only been twice But I've gotten this sit in the same room as Anthony Gumiya Yeah, that's that's why he's good and I'm not yeah Yeah, I said I said that they could yeah, I want to go back to this his obsession with radio I don't I don't understand it. I'm gonna play this clip I think it might be some overlap of someone that we already played but

Your podcast doesn't matter because radio stations have caught on every good morning show have a podcast that goes along with their fucking terrestrial show and they're better at it than you are because they already have the talent. All right. I want to challenge this assumption. That morning radio shows are more talented. Yeah. We have done on this show Rovers Morning Glory, man cow, Michael Mara, big O' and Dukes, John G and Rich. These shows are hot garbage. How it's not even Howard stirred show right now is terrible. And Adam Krola, who was on radio for 20 plus years. Adam Crowley was good on radio, but I know what you're saying.

But let's lose podcast. It's un-fucking-listenable. I know, I love this guy is obsessed with radio. He thinks to all his podcasters, if I got offered the same gig that he has at 95-9, the Fox in Hembroke, yeah, County, Connecticut, I'm turning that down. For sure. You don't want to introduce Fufider, Rackers? I know that he talks. I'm laying. Yeah, County, Connecticut. I'm turning that down for sure. You don't want to introduce food fighter rockers

I know that he talks I want to talk about the radio stuff So you had mentioned his radio bits. Yeah, he does you played that one clip This is him describing what he does on the radio show I mean it fear inside baseball thing. I'm not talking much when I'm on Saturday 10 to 3 but the first hour. There's like four breaks every hour. There's voice tracks He talks for 30 to 45 seconds at a time four times an hour I want it because you know I do the research. Yeah, I went on because today Saturday I went out and listened to 959 The Fox streaming

on their website. And just cherry pick spots all morning afternoon, never heard him talk once. And by the way, radio is unlistedable. I don't listen to FF radio. Most people don't. Most people. It's un-fucking-listedable at this point.

There is nothing but ads and shitty songs that would never pick in my Spotify playlist. I would listen to that. So then he goes up because he's got this amazing gig where he's talking for 30 seconds at a time on a some shitty FAB station. And he goes out and says this. I got this, do I more people driving on their cars

on a random Saturday in Fairfield County than all you fucking movie, dork, fucking comic book, fucking, whatever the fuck stupid pod cam murder Jones, whatever podcast you're fucking doing. Combined. Combined. I am better than you.

All right, I just, I do want to make a comment about this. What he's saying is your value in life is based on how many people hear your voice. Yes. And I would just say that if people have that station tuned in in their car and they start their car up and you happen to be talking at that time, that doesn't make you better than a podcaster. Are you sure?

Cause he's saying stuff like coming up next, smashing pumpkins. And I mean, that's pretty valuable. They heard his voice talking, so. I mean, that's pretty impressive. Yeah. Do you think anyone's tuning in? Cause like, oh, pet Oats is not 95 died today.

I gotta listen to his, but I wonder if he's gonna mention the traffic. So then they tune in just to hear that. Just talking on the radio for a little clips at a time is not that impressive. I hate the break. I know it's your dream job. It's just not that impressive.

Yeah. So there's another talent that you need to work on when you become a DJ. And I learned from Howard Stern, it's called Hitting the Post. Yes. If you're a DJ in 1985, but yeah, go ahead. Play my number 29. All right. I will be on Ampthiku, me a

show again, on Compound Media. So make sure you subscribe to He's still talking to you. That garbage music. It was important. That was recorded in my garage. I don't know if you guys know that fun fact. Who the what the music is that? Yeah, thank you for playing that.

That is is that not only is that exactly as it aired, but that's the end of the show. That's the final taste. You want to leave people with that nice little nugget that makes them come back next week? Not him. He wants to leave you ripping the earbud out as fast as you possibly can. What the fuck was that? All right, so I want to talk about the fact that we're doing the show. It was suggested to us back on August 15th. I got a note from Doc who told me that this guy is ripping

on podcast. I think it'd be great for you to do that. So it just so happens that I went on the Anthony Cumia show a few weeks ago, and Pat Oates was also on the Anthony Cumia show. We met each other in the green room before the show, and then we were on the show together. And he got home after that show and was very wound up because this was a Tuesday. He podcast Tuesday nights. This is him very wound up because this was a Tuesday, he podcast Tuesday nights. This is him very wound up about it. Oh, I spoke so much. People really need to get on that compound media thing. You need to hear the appearances.

I'm brilliant, just brilliance of me just yelling dumb things about OP and Nicholas Cage and John Turley. Yeah, we should have like crazy people today. But it was just fun. Like, what was my day? Taking a train to the city. Going into on 35th street. Going into a show with a purpose where they're like,

Hey, Pat, good you're here. Good to have you back again. So Pat's on Cloud 90s. Very exciting. He was just head of the appearance on the Anthony Cumias show. And I will tell you, this is the first time I've reviewed a podcast where with somebody that I met already.

Yeah, I've met this person. In person, he was a great guy, very friendly, very nice to me. Unfortunately, what he just described is what went down on Anthony's show. Pat, I'm sorry about this buddy. What he just described is not correct at all. I'm gonna play for you what actually happened on that show.

Pat and his buddy John were booked to be the comedian who would go on the show with Anthony and Dave Landau and whatever, shoot the shit. I showed up because I was booked on Chip Chipperson show. I was not booked to be on Anthony Kumia, but I reached out to E-Rock who produces the show. And I said, I'm going to be in town anyway, I'm going to swing by the studio. If I just have to sit and watch cool, but if you can get me on, that'd be great too. And he wrote back, I'm sure they'll want to talk to you. So I get there, I'm talking to Anthony a little bit before the show, he knows I'm there,

and then I sit down in the bleachers, and I'm just watching the show, and they introduce John and Pat, and this happens. Yeah, I love that. Pat and John How's it going? What's happening? Of course, who are these podcasts? Just an amazing program I over there. Oh, there you are. Yeah, you're supposed to be over here. I can be over there. Yeah. Yeah. Take a seat over Yeah, bring him over.

Why not? I agree. Yeah, whatever that guy's doing, of course, best. I know. I'm like, I just want me to sit on your lamp. Yeah, come on over. I'll come on over. Good come over.

So they introduced Patton John. And this is his big moment. He actually brought John with him. John's his body. And he's become so big at compound media that he can bring his extra guests with. Yeah. And Anthony just wants to talk about where these podcast,

who could blame him? That's really the topic of the conversation. So they bring me over, they have to move Dave over and then listen to how Butter Pat gets about this. I wish I did the interesting thing. No, you're not gonna start that thing, you don't do Pat. The best. Oh, yeah, it's that. I'm saying, no, you... That kind of stuff. That thing you don't do a pet? The best. Oh, yeah, it's that.

I know, it's you, baby. I'm like, she'll pull it to the store right now. Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna hop on here. I know nothing. Just like, you just like, she'll pull it to the store. I know, no, you obviously have been here before. Ha, ha, ha. There you go.

And you get to sit next to your pal. I was barely a disruption here. This is perfect. No, because I actually I wanted to talk to you. Sorry. First. No, no, that hurts. Like I've been divorced and this hurts more.

Oh, you've been here already. So that was how his show appeared started. Wow. Anthony, you don't even know who he was. And I'm talking about my podcast to him. Which, please. If I was to come on here or just come on, go on my show and say, I have,

I'm on the radio on Saturdays from one to three in a small station. And I wrote an ebook that's literally seven people bought. And I got a podcast that has 70 downloads, which I'm happy to tell you. And my latest appearance on, I was bumped off of Anthony Cumea by some ad guy. You think I'm gonna be able to fucking kill myself?

I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. This guy brightens about it. Doug, if that was your life, I would feel so bad for you. I would get you help right away. So then he goes on to Anthony's talking to, so Pants Up said about this whole thing.

And he's like, this is supposed to be our segment. And now you got Carl on here, what's going on. Anthony thought this guy, John that he brought in, was just a dude there to watch the show. I just, I honestly just thought you were a guy that was coming here to watch the show and we're almost collapsed on the way in. You were sweating like crazy when you walked in.

You're a hot elevator. So the other guy was a larger man. And Anthony didn't even realize that he was booked to be on a show. And the reason why, and this isn't, and I feel bad because like I said, I just showed up there. I wasn't booked. This was supposed to be Pat and John's segment and it's kind of shitty, but I showed up

there. I didn't try to go on. I just walked into the room and sat and watched. But the problem is the celebrity power that we have here, who are these podcasts. It's just too much. First thing I wanted to do though, was talk about, of course,

are these podcasts, because you do a show about podcasts. And I'm a huge fan. I appreciate that. And you do a show on other people's podcasts, but at the end, he takes maybe 15, 20, sometimes longer. And just concentrates on what's the latest with Greg Opie Hughes like my Scott and Todd. Yes. That was so excited yesterday to talk

about. Jacktober. And now Todd's and Todd Pettengill is back. Oh all we are doing joctober just because taught pet and gill has a web uh... uh... podcast that he's doing uh... hey taught so if you're not familiar with pat and gal he used to be on the scot and tod show that's where we got this problem all so he's a hack and i'm very much looking forward to Anthony tearing him a new one in the latest

Jacktober, which would be a lot of fun. Anyway, I just wanted to set up how this all happened because, and I'm hogging the spotlight for a second here just to continue on to this journey once. Now I know how he felt. Yeah. So I go back and Doug sends me a note, Labor Day morning and says, Carol, what the fuck show are we reviewing? I have time today to actually listen and clip something. So I said, all right, yeah, let me figure that out. So I have this master list of suggestions that we've gotten. And I start going through it.

I'm reading through the suggestions and sure enough it's pat otis sad submitted on August 15th Five days before I met Pat in person on Anthony coomy a show like what the fuck are the chances of that? Sorry very odd so I sent Pat a note and Let him know that, hey man, we're gonna review your show. Dear Pat, I feel so bad that I took your spotlight on the Kumiah show that I'm gonna devote my podcast to shitting on you for 90 minutes.

Yeah, and it's even worse because Pat's a fan of WTP now. Also last week's podcast, I had mentioned a a Podcast I had now become a fan of called who are these podcasts? It's a host about a guy named Carl and met him when I was on Anthony Kumian We were both guests on the show there named you were Guys, but I just showed a show together. I met him and I listen and he was promoting his podcast Who are these podcasts a podcast that makes fun of other podcasts And now when I heard about that, I'm like, oh, that's great because I literally had just shit on

Podcasting and podcasters on my podcast. So this will be a this will be a cool thing To check out and I enjoyed it and it is and believe me He catches a lot of shit You go to iTunes and you go look at the reviews, he gets like one star reviews, and he gets people shitting on, because it's all angry people upset that he reviewed their podcast.

552 one star reviews to be exact. And after Pat, here's us, it'll be 553. Well, so Pat goes through the whole story that I just told you about us meeting and then I got the notification I reached out to him and he says this obviously For it to be suggested right that episode means that somebody who listened to the podcast About me shitting on podcast who has a podcast who thinks I was shitting on them suggested to these guys. Okay, I think he's right. I'm gonna go back and read Doc's email when he requested that we

check out Pat Oats is sad. It says check out this delusion is the subject. Check this out. It's a comedian that is burying all podcasts because he just got hired for a part-time radio gig. Between him breaking about himself and panning the rest of the world, you should be able to find some gold to love the show. I have a feeling that he's right that somebody was upset about what he had to say in that episode where he motherucked every podcast out there. I'm gonna disagree with you. I think that he is somewhat mentally deficient and one of the conspiracy type guys. If you play my number 13 real quick, he gets into that a little bit.

The numbers that you see are not even real. Where are you getting it from? Well, pal, I'm on this thing. Oh, are you paying for a service and it's showing you you're getting results? Yeah, because you're paying for a service and it's showing you you're getting results? Yeah, cause you're paying for a service. It's a business. They're getting you to buy the equipment,

they're getting you to get this equipment, you do this thing, you join this group, you do this thing, or push it here, go to this festival, go to this con, and more people will listen. He thinks that big podcast is trying to take over. Yes. He definitely has a conspiracy about, cause he even talks about, you might,

guys might have these clips. He even talks about the fact that so Libson is inflating the numbers to make you think people are listening so you'll continue to podcast because you have to pay a fee. Yeah. I pay somewhere around $20 a month to syndicate this podcast. They're making big bucks over there. Yes. Yes.

Libson, but he even goes on to to say and they're selling the equipment and there is such a racket. Well, Lipson isn't also creating microphones or these cameras that podcasts are using. What are you talking about? Yeah. They're all living together according to this guy. There's this big conspiracy that's going on. We're gonna get all these numb nuts to put it. There's some shady, shady backroom deals between road and lips and trying to get together. That's what he thinks, which I don't know,

maybe it's true it might all come out at some point. Very possible. All right, hey, I got, there are two topics I absolutely fucking love. And one of them is blazing white hot narcissism. Let's, let's talk narcissism, shall we? Great, I love it. Now there's this point where narcissism and depression meet in this X and it's like,

I'm a total piece of shit, but I am the only piece of shit that matters. And there's so much of that, like, just bursting through the seams of this guy. I mean, time he opens his mouth. So here's number six. Okay. You're being that dork. You are. I am right now. I am as well. I'm not lying. I'm, but I'm admitting. And here's the, I can see what I'm doing. So all podcast suck and people that make podcasts or dorks, and I'm making a podcast right now, except I'm cooler than you because I'm not a door Because I can see that I'm calling you a door number seven is like the thesis of his show

This is really involved in just me talking about me. Yeah, which good lord good fucking Lord and then let's talk a little cause and effect here fellas number eight is cause I mean there was a lot of episodes. I was really digging I really found myself in these episodes of these podcasts I really treated like therapy I was sharing things that I've never shared before I was really getting into the heart of my depression I can't wait to go back and relic it and I was big fucking oof now that's the cause let's hear the effect here's number nine 60 and 70 people listen to this week It's down loads I can't even say people I don't know what it is 60 to seven down loads a week

That's it That's just listening and the old fucking world 60 or 70 people during a week are checking out what I'm saying right now about podcasts or checking out what I'm saying right now about podcasts. Dude, I rolled down my window during my 10 minute commute home from work, and I sing punk rock lyrics and top my lungs, and I hit more than 60 to 70 people in one day and one afternoon. Kroja's saying that he's better than you, Pat. I am.

That's what he's saying. I'm better than you, and number 10. I am better than you. Am I podcasting? No one listens at all. At all. I do give him credit for saying, these are my numbers. I'm getting 60 people listening to it in a week's time.

It's not impressive because you listen to Todd over at the Chewed Gum podcast. This guy's going, I brought a sure, they got a hundred downloads. I'm amazing. Yeah. It's like, well, it's not that different than 60 in my opinion, but yeah, it's amazing how the same information can be absorbed and processed very differently by two different people. Yeah. The difference with that though is the way that he was

saying his numbers, you know, that's what somebody says right before their final episode. Yes, as they should. Yeah, I'm wasting my time. I'm going to stop doing this. Seriously. One of the things that I really want to make sure to focus on is this guy makes his living by creating thoughts and then articulating them. Yeah. And I've got some pretty good examples of I imagine the money in his bank account based on, say, clip number one. The opinions that matter on those things are not the ones that people are listening to

this right now. Okay. What does that mean? Can you tell me what that means? Because it didn't make sense to me. I'll listen to it several more times. So, let me tell you exactly what he's saying. Please.

So, as Carl pointed out, he says the people that go to comedy clubs are fucking idiots. Yes. He's saying right there, the people listening to my voice, the people listening to Pat Oates's sad, my podcast right now, their opinion doesn't count. Nothing they say matters. They're just talking into a void

and nothing they say matters. And they should just shut the fuck up because who the fuck cares? It's confusing, because he's railing on podcasts or talking about Jeffrey Epstein. And then he says, people are listening to this opinion don't matter. It's a whole circle of just nonsense.

I think he hates everybody. He does. Carl, if you could do me a favor, I wanna go through the rest of these gibberish clips, but I'm thinking if you play the clip, then Kroes can translate it for me. Cause yeah, great. I do seem to, I do seem to speak retire. Let's do it.

Uh, number four. I'm basically me on state, but I'm reciting the same thing over and over again. I do jokes that are about me from my mind in my same personality as I am off stage. So he's not layer the cable guy, is that what he's saying? He's not playing a character, okay? Well then you're just like 99% of the set of comedians. Good job. Congratulations.

Impressive. It's me, but it's the first version of me. You're right. Okay, great. Number six. If you have a podcast, listen to it. But don't listen to it. And go, here goes. Actually listen to it. I didn't. I didn't catch. What did he say? What did he say right now? He said, he said, he said, if you have a podcast, listen to it. Yeah. If you listen to it, don't go over to Burger, Burger, Burger.

Yeah, it was, it was less of an English phrase and more of an epileptic seizure. Okay, I don't speak up on the seizures. Yeah. That's why I didn't quite pick up on it. Try, try number 15. Okay. But it was, you're definitely being ripped off, but whatever.

17. But I, you know, if I was just talking about what I thought was the best part of Tron or Rambo. Yeah, no translation. You're just going to go through them. So in that specific instance, he thinks that him talking about himself is far superior to someone who was maybe watched a movie that we've all seen and wants to talk about it. I don't know why that's that is. I think Doug from Good Times Great movies would disagree with that. Oh, you want

to talk about a Rambo? I've also seen Rambo. What do you think about it? Would be more interesting than you're in your head all day? Tell me about that. Yeah. I want to know more about what's going through your fucking mind. You know what? Maybe it would have been a better exercise would have been if we would have played this clip. And then you just because you are very articulate, you just say it in a way that makes sense to everybody else that's list. Okay. You can just have, uh, Carl translates sad or whatever. Let's try it. Let's try it. Let's try it.

I'm not good at it. If you heard me on Saturday from 10 to 3 on a 95, nine, the Fox, feel a county rocks. If you heard me on there, man, I struggled without the guy who's great at radio. He struggled at radio. I'm amazing. But I suck. He struggled without the guy who's great at radio. He struggled at radio.

I'm amazing when I suck. He struggled at saying words for 30 seconds at a time. This is a stand-up comedian who's put out two hour long albums in the past two years, which he told me about a few different times. And meanwhile, he says, but I'm terrible at radio. I still have to figure this thing out, but it doesn't stop him from plugging it Saturday again I'll be at 95 9 to Fox from 10 to 3 you can if you are if you're a county can listen on the station if you are not you can live stream that at

95 9 the Fox Dot com and you can live stream 10 to 3 I'll be on there mostly playing music But you'll hear four breaks and we talking so you can check it out if you want to support what I would you Why would you plug that? Yeah, seriously Why are you proud of that? You're hosting it be like if I came up and introduce bands and I was telling my friends you gotta come see me I'll be the person telling you which band is playing that's at this show You gotta see it's an amazing festival featuring me. It's like, how featuring you, dummy.

That's featuring the bands. No, but I'm the guy at the door that asked for five bucks. So that's, yeah, the first guy you see, it's very important. Yeah, I'll be bouncing at this club. The DJ, I don't know about him, but I'll be the bouncing. You got to come out and check it out. Doug, you get more. Typically, you know, somebody works in that field

and they build a become a radio personality and then they use that to branch off and start say plugging their podcast. I've actually never heard it work in reverse where like you said, he's using his podcast and telling them 70 people to start streaming fucking Southport Connecticut radio station to listen to him for three seconds and really 15 minutes. It's shocking to me. I would never accept a job like that. That sounds like a terrible gig. Yeah. Well, he does have my number four. He has a lot of good things to say about Connecticut. Like, like, I live in Connecticut. If you're in Connecticut, you have a podcast, your podcast sucks.

And that checks out so far. I mean, I have a research day like a lot, 100% of the podcast I've listening from Connecticut suck. Yeah out so far. I mean, I have a research day like a lot, but 100% of the fun because I have listening from Connecticut suck. Yeah, so far. I mean, you know, the research isn't concluded yet, but, you know, small sample size, but still, there's strong evidence that is true. Can we talk about my other favorite topic in Carl?

You know, I love this shit. Yeah. Hot celebrity gossip. Oh, well. Let's talk, guys. Uh, number 12. He dishes some dirt on some radio or like I got to go to the 965 T. I see Craig Gary Craig who's a fucking I only met him twice But what a garbage fucking human this guy a little midget radio guy who just fucking yelled at the world

He's just fucking awful Now you heard it heard it here first fellas. Gary Craig who's a radio personality Connecticut is a jerk. So I mean, that's a hot, some hot gossip. He did tell the story I actually liked but I had to like edit it a bunch and I also don't believe it but it's still a good story. This is number 13. Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow wouldn't let anyone look her in the eyes. I... Cheryl Crowe and Cheryl Crowe wouldn't let anyone look her in the eyes

And then when she walked by I said hello and she looked at someone else and said Didn't you tell him not to make eye contact with me? Now I absolutely believe that Cheryl Crowe is a con I don't believe that's a verbatim story, but Okay, I want to believe that I want to believe it and I also had to like there's he just went on and on and on about the fucking bullshit in the middle you know even right while horses you fucking cunt yeah are you so proud of yourself but I disagree with both you I don't I don't believe that Cheryl Crowe is a cunt I think she specifically said I do not want that motherfucker talking to me well this is some homework for all you kids out there. Go Google Paul Gilbert, Cheryl Crow.

You will learn all kinds of things about the magnitude of continuous that is possible in this world. And then, number 14, he talks about one of the preeminent music makers of our day. He shines a light on one of the ultimate performers, I would say, of our generation. A little cracker. I mean, that's not his real name. I don't know, but there's a band, but the guy, he was very nice. And he ordered a giant sandwich.

And we had to deliver it to his room. And then they closed the door and said, this giant sandwich is not for us. We always order them for the interns. We don't get anything, and that was sweet. It gives a shit who gives a fuck. Thank you. Something must have happened, I recorded the clip. I'm sorry. But Uncle Cracker shared a sandwich with the crew when he was sweet. It gives a shit who gives a fuck. Thank you. Something must have happened when I recorded the clip. I'm sorry.

But Uncle Cracker shared a sandwich with the crew when he was there. And that's, and thus concludes the hot celebrity gossip portion of Pat Oats is sad. I love it. Let's talk about, I love his take on these podcasters and these podcasters. I'm 100% on board with him. I

Agree wholeheartedly that these people start doing podcasts. They have a few other dorks that listen to it And then they all start to get together and podcasts with each other and they think they're putting together this really big important show You're not interesting Sitting in your super group where you get a couple other local podcasters and you get together and add like you're each other's super guests. You're all the dorks. You're just dungeon and dragon in your basement. But now you're at a microphone. It's not good.

Guys are making some fucking points here. I like what they're saying. I like what they're saying. Louis J. Gomez also agrees with that. Yeah. Can you follow that last clip up with my number 12? Yeah. I do a podcast with Derek K. Moore, who would genuinely

be a ring announcer for a wrestling company who has a wrestled. He does wrestling. He's legitimately, he has an inside scoop. He has friends and knowledge. He's in the business. Yeah, Derek K. Moore. Have you, uh, he also does a tarot card. He had a podcast with his buddy that does a tarot card podcast. It's just constant contradiction with this fucking guy.

So Derek K. Moore, I don't know if this is the quote, let me check real quick. I do a podcast with Derek K. Moore, who legitimately... I think that's the same clip you had. So I went ahead and looked this guy up to figure out what he's up to. He's a ring announcer for a bunch of wrestling companies you've never heard of. And he says, I got a guy who's an expert on my wrestling show. No, anyone wants to hear you talking about WWE or whatever is going on in professional wrestling people actually watch on television. They don't care about the circuit

that's going around Connecticut and the ringing announcer who's introducing the wrestler for the 17 hillbillies who are there to watch that. It's impressive. I I got a friend that actually sold crack to Jake the snake robber. I can talk about reticulate. I would listen to a podcast episode or two with that. I absolutely would. Yeah. This is funny. I guess he didn't realize that you can have a podcast war.

No one cares. Oh, but podcast fight. Well, is that a thing? Yes, it is. And Stuttering John knows all fucking about it. You can have a podcast fight. Well, is that a thing? Yes, it is. And Stuttering John knows all fucking about it. You can have a podcast fight. I mean, one right now. And I'm looking forward to getting into that.

Oh, yeah. Let's finish up, though, on our buddy Pat Oats. And I want to go back to the fact that Pat is a fan of WATP. He's not anymore. He used to be, he used to be. Former fan. As of right now, he's a fan of WATP. He used to be. He used to be. Former fan. As of right now, he's a fan of WATP. Tomorrow, who knows?

But I just want to play a couple other clips here. It's funny, because Carl was like, hey, you know what? I said to him, when he said that, I said, you know what? It'll be an honor. Have fun. And he's like, and he texted me and said, oh good, because I'm pretty sure you could beat me up. I'm laughing like, I'm sure he deals with a lot of that.

People getting mad and upset. I do. I have people threatening physical harm on me, which we'll get to it a bit. And then Pat goes on, because I told him we were gonna review a show. So then he does the thing that everybody does and tries to tell me what to make fun of.

He will make fun of my voice. He will make fun of the fact that I don't have anyone else in the show and I just talk about myself all the time. I say a lot of egotistical things. Don't tell me what to make fun of. I said the same thing to cripple Jesus. I'll figure it out. This is what I do.

Don't you have to tell me, oh, you'll make fun of my voice. Nope, way past that. Way fucking past that. Your voice isn't your fault. The words coming out of your mouth are. That's what I'm making fun of my voice. Nope way past that way fucking past that your voice isn't your fault the words coming out of your mouth are That's not making fun of and then Paco's out to flatter me so of course I'm gonna play this And they'll be fun to listen to it. I want everyone out there to listen to it subscribe to him He's doing good stuff people like him. He got to be a guest. He's not like a comic or anything He got to be a guest on fucking Anthony Gumi Anthony Gumi loves his podcast. He got to be a guest on chip chipper's in podcast

Because of what he does I mean, that does help a lot that he talks about opi and something that's mostly opi for them. Yeah, it's good for it at the end of the shows Oh go on Pat I'm glad he will get you everywhere my friend. I love that you're playing that after 60 straight minutes of us shitting on his terrible podcast. I didn't really plan this out loud. There's so many clips I probably should have gotten to that sooner. I thought we would have felt bad about ripping the shit apart. Yeah, probably not.

If you guys don't mind, I do have this ISO that will probably stay on the board. Your podcast stinks. Yeah, I'm in. Your podcast stinks. It's perfect. Love it. I love it. That could be a new show intro.

Oh, the other thing he talks about that I really appreciate and I totally agree. People go on Twitter and they say, I need podcast suggestions. Anybody know any good podcast I can listen to? And it's usually hot chicks who do this shit. I don't know why, but I see it all the time. And then there's 2,000 replies.

And everybody has to, oh yeah, I'm so da, ha ha ha. So he takes umberage with this and I thought this was good. Okay, if you're on Twitter and you're looking in your Twitter feed and You see some lady say I need podcast recommendations and you post your podcast You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot Yes, she doesn't need your pocket that she's not real She's not listening. No one's clicking on it. I

Agree with that. I've never once posted my podcast. It was like, I need a podcast lesson too. And I see all these numb nuts going in. Oh, you got a lesson to this. We talk about swords and scales. And after whatever I don't care. About three months ago,

I changed my profile picture to some random hot chick. And then I changed my name picture to some random hot chick, and then I changed my name on Twitter to random hot chick and just tweeted any podcast suggestions. And it was like throwing fucking chum to a bunch of retarded sharks. I'm everywhere. It's amazing.

I don't know why people do that, because who wants to go through 2000 podcast suggestions? iTunes will do that for you. They'll tell you what's new and or noteworthy. They will give you that information. All right, I want to talk real quick about the fact that I didn't even know this was out there, but Pat opened my eyes to this. Do you know like there are podcast people out there who bully other podcast people? Do you know that?

What? Why? Are you aware of that? Shocking thing. That's, that's so dumb. Well, WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm just gonna long. We're all in this together. What's the, why would you do that? And this is another clip. This is before he met me. This is from the show that we all listen to.

Before he became a fan of WATP, he says this. I think I'm just tired of people yelling about shit. Like they know everything. That's the whole format in my show. And then he goes out and say you have a fan of the 18 pants. That's all I do is yell about. She'll like, I know something. So he has a problem where he thinks that everything, everything that's

happening is, is either because or for him. Yes. If you play number 16, it, my note here just says that he thinks the world revolves around him. It's 9 30 at night on a Tuesday. And I'm talking about how podcasts stink on a podcast and I'm hoping you're listening to it. That doesn't tell you the state of the fucking world right now.

I don't know what does, you know? That's the state of your world, Numb Nuts. That's not the state of everybody else's. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He's doing a show admittedly nobody listens to it. He's like, this is the state of the world. Yeah. No. Yeah. Not even close. And then, and then he mentions that, you know, he is spending whatever a length of time shitting on other podcasts. And, and he is the self-proclaimed Guinness record world holder for that if you play number 27.

Okay. By the way, it's been though. 48 minutes of me yelling about podcast sucking. There's Guinness book or records. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We could dog with the production nice word. How you like that shit? I like that shit. I had to crawl board that in there. Somebody should add up the number of hours we've spent at WATP shitting on podcasts.

That has to be a world record. I think we might not have the most one set of views, Michael Rappaport. We could have some type of podcast record. Guys, I want to play a clip. This is from a show that you did not listen to. But he's talking about how he's not a good salesperson. He's stinks at selling himself even though that's all he does. And then I thought this would be a fun thing for all of us to participate on. He says this.

One of those things that's like, how do you sell yourself? I don't have a elevator page of me. That's what I got to come up with by the way for the podcast. me. That's what I got to come up with by the way for the podcast. Anyway, listen, and you could help me out. I need an elevator pitch of what this is. He needs an elevator pitch. I'll take the first step because I've already done my homework on this. All right. Here's the elevator pitch for Pat Oates is sad. You know those guys on the radio, they get the weekend shift that no one's listening to, and even when they are, they're only talking for 30 seconds at a time. Imagine if that was a guy's dream job and he did an hour long podcast about how amazing he is. That is Pat Oates is sad. You gotta check it out. That's the elevator. Yeah, I like it. Well, the good elevator pitches

when you say, oh, it's like jaws, but it it's, uh, signfell, there's something right here. Yeah, it's the Uber for podcasts. Yeah. You want to get a car in travel way. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, it's like signfell, it's a show about nothing, but it takes place in the mind of a madman. Okay. You know, a Rupert Pumpkin, though, the guy who was the character that stated his mom's

basement and screened at the TV or whatever? It's like Seinfeld minus all the jokes and entertaining storylines and characters that you enjoy. Yeah, it's everything good Is not there right the the part where it's not about how about it? How about if he if he just says I'm the Hannah Gatsby of pod I mean, I don't know all in all men., this was a tough, this was a tough slog. I found. Yeah. I did not enjoy getting through this. Okay. Just the, you know, the one guy yell it and just repeating himself every 10 minutes, he would come back to the same point. Just this whole fucking show is just a fucking abortion. And it needs to stop. It needs to be. I have to say, I have say I Thoroughly enjoyed his podcast. I went for a bike ride had the ear buds in

Listen to the entire episode where he rips out of the people's podcasts and was mostly agree with everything he said now Granted, it was the same thing over and over guys. Oh my good with the first thing. I'm gonna agree with everything he says But I agree with everything he said all these fucking retards are podcasting out of their basements. Oh wait I obviously agree with some of the stuff he was saying too, but I the presentation sucked the whole format of the show of you know Have you no format sucks just everything about this is a huge waste of time Yeah, and I want to know what's up with these 60 people that are listening to this every week like Where are they in life? What's going on with these 60 downloads? Yeah, that whipsin' likes to obviously make those numbers skew. So it looks like people are listening. So maybe half of them are fake. We still got what? Two, three dozen people that are actually

purposely seeking out this fucking garbage for their earbuds? If you listen to this show, I want you to call in to WATP and explain yourself. Yeah, I will play your voice now, explain yourself. And Lee was the list of psychiatric medications that you're on. And I know it's going to take her away. Yeah, I know it's going to take a while, but like, do tell us, because that's important. Doug, it feels like we're wrapping this one up. Anything else you want to talk about? You got a bunch more clips here.

No, I don't think we need to play anymore of my clips. They're either shit that we've already talked about or it just more fucked up ways that he talks. And now he's gonna talk about me, who's not popular at all. Check out the big brain on bread. All right, let's move on. Yes, please.

I want to talk about, we have to talk about, unfortunately, Stuttering John, because he has now taken the next move in chess as we figure out whether or not we're allowed to play clips of his show and review it. He's talked to an attorney, and he has gotten the advice to do this before every show. No, no, no, no, I am incredibly pissed off. But let me just start the podcast, you know, by saying this podcast,

this copy written podcast is presented by the authority of the Stuttering John podcast and TV remix. It may not be reproduced without the express written consent of the Stuttering John podcast and TV remix. It may not be reproduced without the express written consent of the Stuttering John podcast and TV remix. Thank you. Okay, so this is this disclaimer now. We're John is saying for every episode that you're not allowed to re-broadcast his podcast that it's copyrighted by Southern John Pakistan and TV remix. I had never heard of TV remix. So I went ahead and googled that. There's a website. It's not a secure server. So if you're using Chrome like most people, they tell you not to go there.

You have to jump through Hoopsie even get to the site. But whatever I did. So I go on this website and they have these lists of shows and it's all these video shows that you can watch. So I started clicking in. There's like Royces Star Wars podcast, a stern talking to, Royces Arcade, but Shetty's basement.

And as I click into each of these podcasts, because on the main homepage, you can click into each of these podcasts and see all the episodes. Every single one of them is one episode, one season. Season one, episode one, that's it. They get one episode of these shows and then nobody wants anything to do with it anymore because it's not working. Yeah. But you do have now in season two of Stuttering John's show. I thought it was interesting when Royce who I like a lot, Royce is the sidekick to Stuttering John on his show. Royce mentioned that we can play Cliffs because it's

very use, it's part of the copy, or even if it's a copy, or... Of course, yeah, obviously. You're allowed to critique and evaluate pop culture works all the time, it's works, of course. Of course. Other people put out for free on the internet, but I'm sorry. Yeah, it's insane to think that I can't play Sittering John's podcast. If I was just putting it out as my work and selling advertising around,

yeah, of course, that would be a problem. But what we're doing is we're commenting on it and then playing clips and Royce said, yeah, they can do that. And I think the reason why he did this, because Royce has a Star Wars podcast that starts like this. [♪ Music playing in background,

playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, keep going, I'm texting John Williams right now. Yeah.

Somebody give Disney Lucasfilm's limited John Williams, I want all these people giving a heads up about this. Yeah. Welcome everybody to Royce's Arcade Star Wars podcast. Episode 1 not to be confused with the Phantom Menace. These fucking idiots are putting out a disclaimer that says, you, this is copyrighted and you can't use it. They're starting up their show with the most iconic John Williams music ever written

Yeah, you think that might be I don't know a copyright infringement well possibly and if you yeah Fucking idiots this is why Royce is like let's not go down that road John Because we're trying to do the same shit they're doing and it's not a good idea. Just like fuck it I'm talking to a lawyer. We're gonna put out a disclaimer. That's so retarded. It's so retarded. And there was a new story about this a week or two ago, a bunch of celebrities fell for this Instagram hoax,

where people, you know, you've seen this on Facebook a million times. People will copy and paste something. I do not give Facebook my permission to use my photos and it's all a hoax. And you know, something goes around, hey, you need a copy and paste this otherwise Mark Zuckerberg is going to come to your house and kidnap your dog. Everybody believes it and you know, this happens all the time. But it happens to idiots. Yeah, idiots and an idiot with a podcast apparently, but yeah, go ahead. All right, so with all of that said, I want to tell you that I'm looking for illegal trouble. That's not the point of this podcast. It's not.

I mean, other shit to do, Croge. Then to deal with cease and desist and attorneys and all this kind of nonsense. So what I've done is I've taken a clip where Stuttering John is threatening physical violence against me. There you go. While intertwining that with getting the law involved in legal matters, which is great.

You always want to have both things. Of course. Yeah. Come out. And I wanted to play that clip, but I can't because of this disclaimer, stops you from doing. Oh, yeah. So what I've done is I have transcribed the conversation and then reenacted it verbatim.

This is word for word. I'll be playing the role of Stuttering John. Jen from the Jingle department will be playing the role of Royce word for word. I'll be playing the role of Stuttering John. Jen from the Jingle department will be playing the role of Royce. Word for word. And we're both frustrated. We want to like fucking kill somebody right now. And I'm not even kidding. No. I want to put a contract down on somebody right now.

I swear to you. Oh, whatever. Yeah, no, I'm only kidding. Obviously, I would never do no. I'm only kidding. Obviously, I would never do that. I get a forded. So look, all right. Right off the bat, people on Twitter are saying,

oh, you're really getting a John's head, because you read a disclaimer on the front of his podcast. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah, now, I'm discovering this podcast as why should anybody be able to lift this amazing content and use it for their own benefit? There is no reason for it, and this is a copy written podcast, and no one is allowed to do that,

and if they do, I'll have your legs broken. Jesus. Jesus. No. So now stop making jokes. Oh, I know What's the guy's number? If they do I'll just have my look I got lawyers in a way I got lawyers in New York and they are very very very very dear friends to me and and they

don't mind fucking you know you know like going to bat you know for me and I know I said a lot of you knows. Well that was the first question I have here. Yeah. Someone wants to know how many times you think you say you know on a podcast. Hey how much of a this guy's fucking head? He starts off his show with a disclaimer. Then talks about wanting to put a contract out on me, break my legs, and then as soon as he starts getting fumbled and saying you know a bunch of times,

he goes, ah, I know I'm saying you know a lot. This is what they make fun of me for. It's gotta be a tough life. Just ignore me, John. Yeah. It's gonna be so much easier for everyone. I saw you's not having a whole lot of fun in life. I had a lot of fun doing that though.

If you couldn't tell. Yeah, that's good times. And I gotta say, I mean, of all the blatant lies in there, the idea that Sonic John is friends. I'm not buying that. Oh, you know, I got friends in New York. Yeah. My Sonic John is fresh and it's terrible.

Yeah. I think he was just, I think he was reading lyrics to Johnny Cash. Yeah, I got lawyers in Reno and Chicago Fargo, Minnesota. Buffalo Toronto. I'll see you everywhere, Carl. I'll see you everywhere. Here. Here.

I, so I do have some John Clips if you're okay with it. I'm okay with that I don't know what the attorneys will be but let's do it. Well, we'll do we'll do it that later So play my number 35 all it is is just a brief sentence that he tried spitting out I just want to point out to John and Royce who are listening to this This is Doug from the Who's Right Podcast who pulled this clip and is asking me to play it. Who's right? Please, please send all correspondence to dog at who's right. Are you? You okay? Thank you. Right. I will say I got the I think I'm

getting the I think I think the I think the rope is being cut. Okay now I took the I took the liberty if you play number 34 I will say I think the rope is being cut. That sounds normal. That was nine seconds removed from 34 I will say I think the rope is being cut Yeah, that sounds normal. Sounds like I was nine seconds removed from that nine seconds to get from a to b Yeah, so you're saying is with editing you could make John sound like a broadcaster like an actual professional Wow

And if he'd keep his mouth shut, he wouldn't be a fucking liar. Play number 36. And you're going to hear a repeat, but I didn't want to go through the trouble of finding another clip. A man's a member will be able to figure out. This is why Stutterers believe it or not to have been studies. Stutterers are on the higher end of the intelligent scale. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no being nervous. Nothing that he said is fact. It is bullshit. He says, like, his brain is working so fast that his mouth can't keep up. That's what he said right after that. He's so smart,

Rose, you can't even spit it out. Yeah. Yeah. That's the problem. It would be like me coming on here and saying it is a known fact that people that pee on their own balls are smarter than people that don't. I even done the research. So I can't say one way or the other. Trust me, trust me, it's fact. What about sitting at your balls from time to time? Do I get any points for that? Anything else on John before we move on?

Yeah, lighten up, buddy. Jesus, fucking hard. Seriously, dude, lighten up, buddy. Jesus fucking. Seriously, dude, extend your life by decades. Lighten the fuck up. Do you know who else went really strong on copyright issues with us and reached out to Apple to try to get a shut down and reached out to Libson to try to get a shut down?

You know, I can't recall a car. It was a humorous cunt who does a show about vanished people. That's what I expect. Not a comedian who's trolled celebrities for his entire career. What is going on? I want to be like, Pato, what world is this? This is the state of the world.

The Southern John is ready to break my legs because we make fun of them because this podcast sucks. What the fuck is going on here? I understand that if you're doing a podcast that your whole livelihood and you're trying to find out about people who are missing and trying to help them pretending to help them out, whatever you're doing, and I go on and say, fuck those people, then you might get upset about that. I get that. I understand why she's upset.

Carl, I got a serious question for you. Yeah. You, so you've been in this world long before the podcast. You were familiar with Stuttering John and Stern and all that shit. Crosion, I mean, we've gone way back with our serenade son and John. 90s. Did you ever think back then that you would get to a position in life where stuttering John is threatening to break your legs? Is that kind of interesting? Actually, that's Carl's dream come true.

That's my dream job. Yeah, all you other podcast is if you don't celebrate John, you're the breaker legs. Then what the fuck do you do with just quit right now? Because that's what I do. I still reach out, breaking my legs. That's what I do. Like for me, it would be like if 15-year-old Doug was to be watching Leaping Lanny Poffo in the fieldhouse somewhere in Central Illinois.

And now today, I think he's dead, but if he wanted to wanted to break my life to me that would be an amazing accomplishment. I've never judged my life on those standards before but you've really I'm coming around on it guys I happen to notice crows that you had something that said the word cringe on it so I'm wondering if it makes sense for me to Segway into the Do you have a cringe of the week segment on here? I do so I have one One rando kind of funny thing. I love to play and then I have two clips from chew gum And I'll let you decide how you want handle it because I know we all came loaded for bear on this one But my my first one, this is number 31.

This is another clip from 30 for 30 in the ESPN audio documentary. I'm not going to recommend the series. It started strong and it wasn't great by the end of it. But this is court transcripts of Donald Sterling, the clippers owner. This is him in court and it's fucking beautiful, number 31. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories, dirty things, and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and take my shoes off, and licks my feet and touches me.

And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Coon's house. And I think her, I think her for making you feel so good. Castro's attorney, Doug Bagby, had to interrupt him. I think her, I think her for making you feel so good. Castro's attorney, Doug Bagby, had to interrupt him. Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting? No, that's all you make in deposition, folks. That's like a great, can I just back up real quick? Yes, 30 for 30 is an ESPN Yes, which is owned by Disney right?

Yeah, yes, it is now right? It's good stuff. Okay That's that's cringe-worthy. Hey, that's that's core transcripts Carl. That's that's a legal matter That's I don't know what you're all it's just news. Yeah, I don't know why you're being a title I know what's my problem. Let's talk about our friend, Shamus McHillian real quick. Yeah. I have a clip that I want to play and I want to give credit where credit is due and that's my buddy Jody B over the Poe Boys podcast. Jody B sent me a quick clip of Shamus losing his mind over the reviews that he's been getting on

Chud gum. Crouch has already taken that phone out of his ears. I'm telling you, I fixed this a little bit. Yeah. I made it a little less painful. But if you guys recall, I asked W-A-T-P fans to go ahead and give Shamus five stars on his Chud gum podcast because he gets so excited about any type of feedback he gets.

Hilt, Hilt's been 10 to 12 minutes talking about a single review that he received on his show. It gets him very excited. So I thought how fun would it be if he received a dozen or more reviews about his show? Like, how would he react to that? The answer is not well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sweet sweet metal bands. It's how he's able to do this Hey guys just want to say thank you all so much for all the new reviews all the really cool reviews from all the snowflakes out there I just want to make sure I give you guys a special episode that you could enjoy Something that you could really grasp on to and leave another awesome review for because you know what I love you. I'm very special to me of course I got to make something that I know you're gonna appreciate just as well so thank you

for the 33 new five star reviews from the Snowflakes, 100% Snowflakes and it's fine it's fine I accept them so that's why I made you guys a special episode I hope you enjoy it because I guess what I know you're coming back I know you're coming back and checking in on the content aren't you? I know you are I know you're because I'm a special part of your show So enjoy that motherfucker Anybody that's been married knows what's coming next with the you know, it's fine. It's fine anybody that's been married knows what's coming next with the you know, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, so we still feel good about this.

I like that Bob not Bob. No, not no, that crispy and spirit. Right. I hope he chokes up at you. Listen guys, we just want to help Todd figure this out and get over this hop. So he can go on entertaining the world. I didn't think he'd react well to this Gross, are you familiar with his podcast the nine minute podcast? Sure, yeah All right, so play my my number 42 is he's getting into movie reviews but I also saw this movie a wonder park I Went on a movie watching binge and here you are hearing about it towards the end of the movie. Mom comes back and I missed a lot of that so I don't know what happened to mom for her to leave and then to come back and that be like a big situation within the

I don't I don't know man missed it Missed it happens on your pay attention completely Authority Big sense that he would have a show about this Does he I? Want to go back to a pet Oat was saying listen to your podcast listen to your own podcast Poppin in and just see if you think this is entertaining for someone to listen to. Holy shit. Oh, wow.

I think you should have either Bob or Jodi on as a co-host. Yeah. I think they're both wrapped up in this world pretty good. I think, and I think they do good. Yeah, and Brandon also, I gotta get him back involved because he sent us a whole bunch of clips that I gotta get to, the shameless guy,

and I'm teetering back and forth. Because, and Kroge, I can tell that you are too. Like my wife tells me that you gotta stop talking about this guy, he's losing his mind. And that might be true, so I'm, well, no, I'm not sure I'm gonna deal with this. Hold on a second. I think there's a line though, like talking about somebody's one thing, but like actively

fucking or telling people to actively fuck with someone I think is another thing. Agreed. Agreed. And like this guy is, he might be a few sandwiches, sort of a picnic. I get the impression. I mean, I don't want to say it, but I understand what you're saying. And you've told me this before, and I appreciate this feedback. I've never I don't want to say it, but I understand what you're saying And you've told me this before and I appreciate this feedback I've never once told people to do something to someone this was the first time

Let me just back up and say that telling people to put a five star review on a podcast and then write things Is that really you fucking with somebody's life? I love that you're in no anyway I didn't say fuck with his life. I said fuck with him and I love that shit I love that you're in. No, I didn't say fuck with his life. I said fuck with him. And I love that I love that you're in a city. And it's like, look, just because I saw. No, I'm just saying gross. Like, where are we setting the bar right now? You're saying the bar.

If somebody raised something on the internet, it's a, it's a problem. No, it's a problem. Come on. Come on. No, no, no. The world. Carl, aren't you the same guy that that for years said, no, we will not tag anybody in Twitter because it's a roast just from my listeners

and I don't want them to cross the line. It is, and I don't tag people on Twitter, but I know that he loves getting reviews and it's a good thing for him for his father. He doesn't have a lot to talk about. He watches movies, he doesn't understand. I thought it would be good for him to answer reviews to talk about it. Apparently it was.

He got to do his metal screams, get to do his emo stuff, scream on. He's having a real good time with this. All right, take it back. Everybody never reach out to Shameless again. Yeah, so if you want to be right by him, you need to tell your audience, go back and change all

your reviews to one star review. Yeah. Well, I think especially a personality of force like Shamus, you just have to kind of sit back and let Shamus be Shamus. You know what I mean? Like, he'll bring it. He'll bring his magic to the podcasting world. He does.

He doesn't necessarily need a lot of assistance, you know? And I do want to thank Doug for introducing us to Todd and it's been a lot of fun. It's been a hell of a ride. Been a hell of a ride. Let's talk about what's on everybody's mind right now. And that is Oh my God, oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God! Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!

BAM! OP radio, OP finally got back with Carole Ruiz. This is Christ. Did he ever? Carole, or OP the whole summer out in the Hamptons in his house on the beach as he does in his flip flops and He's back in the city now his kids are back in school and he's all bummed out I hate being back in the city after where shoes guys got a tough life. Yeah, obviously Ain't easy being OP. It ain't easy being open shoes. Guys got a tough life. Yeah, obviously. And he's being obi. And he's

being open. And he even talks about the fact that New York used to be his town. And it's just not anymore. You know what's sad? It's like this was my city when I had the big radio show. And right. I was a big deal. And obviously if we're wandering around trying to find a nice thing, I'm not much of a big deal anymore. But now it's the kid's city. I'm starting to realize. Now I might not much of a big deal anymore, but now it's the kid's city. I'm starting to realize. Now I might not make the sacrifice and stay here for them. Fuck.

You don't. Huh? You don't have to do that. I think I might have to. They're at that age. They're not young anymore. I don't know. What's expensive to live here?

Just bail out. You think? Jesus. Carl is the voice of reason. Yeah. I actually had is the voice of reason. Yeah. I actually had the second part of this. Okay.

If you want to hit my 22, like, you know how they say many of truth to set in just. Yeah. Here's Carl's advice to OP. This is expensive to live here. Just bail out. You think? Jesus Christ. Give up on this podcast game.

You shut this whole fucking thing down and go fucking have a good time. I'll be good Don't give up on the old podcast game job working at Sizzlers at this point. I'm exhausted Yes, now the amount of force laughter between these two during this whole exchanges like oh, it's just come up Just a couple of buddies just giggling about funny things. No, it's very forced, but there's nothing real. If you play my number 41 that goes well with the one that crocheted. Carl squeezed me in for a nice little podcast before they start the music at five o'clock. It is too much detail for you at this point. I don't care. Nico was getting the espresso machine all warmed up for some nicest.

So I want to point something out. Just going back to the beginning part of that clip that I played. Anthony Cumia even said when I went on to show this last time, he goes, I'm starting to feel like it's not fun making fun of OP anymore. He's becoming a sad man. Yeah. When he says things like, man, I used to be a celebrity in this town.

Now, I don't make any money nobody knows me he says now it's my my kids city now I'm here for the kids and car and they've talked about this before car was like kids who gives a shit you can't afford to live in Manhattan you don't make millions of dollars anymore get the fuck out and I hate this idea and I don't have kids so I shouldn't be I'm actually be talking about this but I hate this idea and I don't have kids so I shouldn't be talking about this but I hate this idea that he thinks that children should grow up in Manhattan that's the worst place for children go on the suburbs where there's ball parks and fields

and wooded areas where they can have fun and play like what is this idea that you need to live in a skyscraper in Manhattan just because you know some kids I can't tell you how many kids I knew when I was eight that I still even know who the fuck they are today or let I don't see them yeah, who get the shit? I mean difference most people have some sort of move or you know at least one move in their childhood like it's a Seric use you had to move oh god. Oh my god did I ever well and so I had this big long clip and There was already a little bit of a plate so we'll skip it But I wanted to summarize it so they sit down and he sort of mentioned this one the clips already Yeah, they don't have an SD card. So he's this out of record. He's got none to record on

Yeah, so they end up taking this long walk Carl Ruiz had injured his foot previously and he's talking about he's got a bloody bandage on his foot But what is toe open is what he said and opi's making a walk around the goddamn city as they search store to store for a fucking SD card now you said sometimes it's sad making fun of opi Yeah, but sometimes he says shit like my number 21 and we got to make fun of them Well, I was too busy trying to make this sound good man How about you try to make this sound good and I can can look at the the the snatch all right. Oh, what's up folks? Yes, God I got do shows like a motherfucker and look and here's the thing and I hate every time I come on here I play this clip and then I'm like the big defender of women. I don't even like women

I'm an asshole I'm an asshole and I'm the fucking defender in this You know what I mean like I get on here. I'm an asshole and I'm the fucking defender in this. You know what I mean? Like I get I'm the same clip because I'm so Rewise. Oh look at that body on that chick over here. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, what do you told maybe you have that first part but my number 39 has the intro to that. Yeah, it's that led to that. All right. Yeah, oh We got a problem. I don't have an SD card

Where's the body, bro Well, I was too busy trying to make this sound good man. How about you try to make this sound good? And I Is the disgusting human being you think yeah, they both are Curly says that I check Scott nice body over Which, listen, I've a scumbag. I've said that before. But I've never been like, whoa, I want to look at that snatch. Like, what?

Look at that snatch. And- In the spirit of total transparency, Carl, this is the first episode of OBS Podcast I've ever listened to. So I'm moved to this bashing thing. Yeah. Yeah, right. Well, and then so he refers back to this show that you played on here, Carl.

Yes. And he tells a story that this never fucking happened. He says, I'm in the butcher's, the butcher shop, and a guy comes up to me and says 23 to me. He goes, I've been listening to your podcast. It's really funny. First of all, shit. The police is packed. He goes, come here.

Oh my gosh shit he goes did your old college roommate really try to blow himself yes he did and did he and was he able to you know every guy wants enough that's possible because was he able to you know you know like oh yeah he did yeah he's he didn't actually you know blow blow himself to completion that I know of, but he was able to reach. And this young buck wanted to know if it was possible, because he's still young. Yeah, first of all, this never happened.

This never happened. No one comes up to open his like, oh, I was listening to your show. I just showed Crozier my no. I have the same clip and I wrote, I call bullshit on him. Absolutely. Now second of all, second of all. This is not true. Second of of all a guy comes up to me and wants to know about this amazing story

We told and the story was dot dot dot my old college roommate tried to blow himself Wow, what a fucking story and then he says Was he able to do it which means that of this amazing story that was told on the podcast, they didn't even say if he accomplished this incredible feat that so great they'd fucking talk about it, what the fuck kind of podcast is this? This is obviously a lie because every guy has tried to blow himself. Everything about this is a bull show, whatever it's saying.

Did that actually happen? Of course he tried to blow himself. It's everyone's dream. What the fuck? So the stories that he told with his college buddies, and I only got to the first part of it. I didn't listen to the second podcast, but they were so mundane, I played an example of it last week.

Well, and you missed great stories, like, one time he tried to blow himself, Carl? Right, I missed that. But Opie has such little confidence in himself that he tells people to go back and listen to that episode And then says this and then there were stories we can't really tell yet because the one guy still has a job The other one doesn't care so we have even better stories that we'll do on a future episode But anyway, that's not how you sell a podcast. I would never say guys go back to that episode three weeks ago

I didn't have my a game. I was a little hungover. I didn't have my A game I was a little hungover I didn't pull the clips I wanted it could be way better but you know check it out Dopey have a little bit of fucking confidence in yourself yeah I mean the stories were great You know we have better stories but what do you get to do? All right, I pick up that I think Opie is a compulsive liar from the middle of her. So play my number 40. I love to. Well, I saw cal, cal, cal,

spiracy and the cows give off way more methane gas than the cars. Absolutely. But way more. But you know, it's funny. You know what gives off the most? Shipping. So, no one talks about commercial shipping. A couple boats, eclips, all the cars in the world.

So I looked at the US Transportation sector, GHG Emissions Report. Ships and boats is 3% of the the emissions whereas light duty vehicles are 59%. Wow. Now, normally I do not approve of fact checking, but Doug, I know. I give you points on this one. That's fucking amazing right there. I think I have to do the Doug, I have to slap your hand.

No fact check it. Now, this podcast is an hour long and 40 minutes of it are these two old men talking about the problems of the world. Talking about how are we gonna save the environment? How are we gonna bridge the gap in politics? All of the worst fucking topics talked about by the worst fucking people I can't imagine who'd want to listen to this. And then my number 24 is what I'm going to call a forced error. You got to get rid of the little red headed kid. Yeah.

All right, so I just want to set this up because I have the same clip. They're talking about Wendy's. And the Wendy's logo is not all that inclusive for all demographics. You got to get rid of the little red headed kid. Yeah, you know, I'm going to make a little more comfortable for the color, the people of the little red headed kid. Yeah, you know I got to make a little more comfortable for the color

The people of color I should say oh my god. I almost said color people, but I didn't mean it that way I stand by my Thank you mayor Quimby Seriously what the fuck oh my god? I almost said colored people and then he like says it right right so fucking yeah He goes out and say like you can't say colored He's so anymore and then they get to a top of shock jack watch out They get to a topic that the two of them are genuinely excited about and this is a satin state of affairs number 25 Either homemade pink lemonade or a sweet tea

So I said um, I said go pink lemonade, right? You gotta go pink. All right, always, always. Up top, up top. They high-fived over pink lemonade, Crush. Not only did they high-fived over pink lemonade, they recorded it and put it on the internet and said people should hear this.

Uh-huh. Fuck the both of you fucking idiots. All right, before we get on to the next clip, Doug, what do you think? Sweet tea or pink lemonade? I'll pink lemonade all day. Oh, you dude up top! That's a hot talk!

Woo! Say what? Can we talk about, I love the fact that they're talking about Dave Chappelle, like everybody is, and OP exclaims that this new Dave Chappelle special is. Hold on. We've got to do that over. Ask me that question again. Sweet tea or fake lemonade, Doug.

You know colored people go with sweet tea. So I got to go with the pink lemonade. That's the answer. That's shock, Jack. Doug right there. I get that joke to Bernie crosses. Very good. Dog right there. I give that joke two Bernie crosses very good So Opie exclaims that Dave Chappelle is the best he is

Dare I say a genius that word is used way too much what and then I realized that there are a lot of comedians out there that are just pretenders. Yeah, right? So I went on OP radio's Instagram account and do you know what he describes himself as? A comedian What did you say? I a pretender yeah, well, so I thought that was interesting I think he's talking about bad oats to be honest with you But why is it that just because Dave Chappelle's status pressure was good that other comedians aren't funny now?

I didn't understand the logic there at all. Opi's the least funny person in history. You would think you'd want to say, but we're all funny, right? I mean, Dave Chappelle, Greg Opie Hughes, you know, we're all good joke writers. Yeah. I didn't understand that at all.

And by the way, I want to talk about Dave Schiphol, real quick, everybody's talking about it. Nobody cares about my opinion. According to the paddots, but I watched it last night. Yeah. Have you seen it yet? I've not. I'm looking forward to checking out though.

Do I give you a scene? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen it. Okay. I've watched a lot of stand up shows, I'm Netflix or HBO or whatever. Rarely do I laugh out loud. When you're at a comedy club, you laugh a lot.

Yeah. But when you watch the TV, it's tougher. I laughed a ton. I thought it was really, really well done. I hate the fact that people are, you're either like, this guy's the most brilliant person to ever exist, or it's so insensitive and offensive that no one should ever watch it.

Can it just be like a decent stand? It was a good stand-up special. Yeah, I thought it was really good. I'm not declaring him the greatest stand-up of all time. Yeah. It's obviously, David Tell. But I'm also not offended by anything that he said, why can't it just be,

like, you enjoyed it? It was good. Why does everything have to be so fucking black or white? It is, yeah, we do have a binary world that, you know, a new Star Wars movie comes out, and it's either The greatest movie that ever came out. That's a that revolutionized storytelling or it's the rape of my childhood It's never you know what I mean? It can never just be oh, it's a movie with some fucking spaceship So what do you think Dave? Dave Chappelle was was he rape or the greatest thing ever? Yeah, it's one of the two. Yeah, I can't be in between

Doug come on like it. Why can? It's one of the two, yeah, I can't be in between. Doug Cuppet? Why can't that be one and the same? Alright, I love that OP declares that what I do is take zero talent. I thought it was kind of being clever and kind of being funny as I was being kind of a dickwad towards celebrities or people that certainly a much bigger name than me and then when I realized how easy it was and how Everyone could do this. I had no interest in it anymore So opi is seeing the error in his ways. He used to be a troll and he realizes that being a troll is too easy

It's low hanging fruit and he doesn't do it anymore and then two and a half minutes later This is like a pet Oats segment two and a minute later. says this. I'm I'm going through some shit on my my social because so Ted Cruz did his famous thoughts and prayers for another you know mass shooting right and all I said was yo Ted that that thoughts and prayers thingy I wrote thingy right it didn't work last time maybe try something different right oh my god was that a contradiction if I crazy right there did he just say he doesn't do that anymore and it's too easy and then he's like but Ted Cruz I fucking got him good I'm tweeting at him good I would imagine that O.B. quit

being a troll at the exact same moment that he lost his arm. Yeah, right. You're no longer a troll. You're no longer a troll if nobody's paying attention to you. You're just an asshole. If a bad joke is set in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it still get no laughs?

All right. I have a couple more clips that I want to play. I like when O.B. asks someone a question and then immediately interrupts them. I love that. I think it's a really good technique, especially for someone who's been in radio for 25 years, who's interviewed A-list celebrities. You have to have these types of skills.

Like Pat was talking about radio. Yes. Oh yeah. Well, what about Kentucky Fried Chicken? They're going into the Beyond meat craze, right? They didn't look so see what I mean, but it's It's fried chicken. He tried Carl tries to answer Opie doesn't even have something to say, but it drops it with just nonsense

Which is really good broadcasting girl have you tried one of those meatless burgers? So I was going to try Have you tried one of those meatless burgers? So I was going to try. Ah! Come on! That was a f**k! I love that Carrewee says something. I wish that he was on the tinfoil hat show, with Sam Tripoli, because he gets deep into conspiracy theories with those mods. And the last one was like, well, you know, it's the next move, because look,

uh, Popeyes ran out of chicken. Wrong. Popeyes ran out of buns. They have all the chicken in the world. They just they didn't scale right and they ran out of buns. If Sam Tripoli was on this pass he'd be like what is that true? Really? Wow. He'd be like Whoa! He'd be like, it's crazy, dude. So Doug, you listen to a whole Opie episode. Yeah, it was hard. Yeah, he's an interesting person to listen. Oh, that's a slog, man. Holy shit. Yeah. And the way that he recorded that episode, it's I pictured them to on a robot just because of the water noises in the back.

Yeah, I couldn't get that I couldn't get that vision out of my head that they're on a robot just because of the water noises in the back. Yeah. I couldn't get that I couldn't get that vision out of my head that they're just floating on the middle of the ocean and just babbling to each other and it's like, you know what, we need to put this out for everybody to hear it. Were they in La Cubana? They, well, they start, the podcast starts right when they get the SD card. Yes. And you get to hear them walk one guy with a back injury, one with a foot injury They both oboe back to the restaurant and then they talk for like 15 minutes about nothing

I mean you hear what we're playing there. These are two boring people talking about boring bullshit And then a guy comes over and is like hey, can we turn on the music now? We we have a business to run yeah, and they finally fucking kick opiate in the business of the restaurant Actually, it's it's funnier than that They need to open up the restaurants. They want to turn on the music and get people in So opian curl go to opi or go to Carl's office within the restaurant and Start to podcast again. Opi goes. All right. This is the end of this show. You ready to do another episode? I think that's fine. All right cool

So be out in a few days. We're about to do another episode? I was like, yeah, that's fine. Alright, cool. So be out in a few days. We're about to do another episode. Oh, Jesus. This is what they do. Oh, oh, fuck you. It's out two episodes a week. And he just talks to his friend for three hours and then puts out two hour and a half long episodes. You talk about Pat not putting crap into an episode. Yeah, we should at least Pat had some thoughts in his head before he started. Dude, they ran out of shit to say 10 minutes into the last. I mean, a lot more in 10 minutes, but you know what I'm saying? Holy shit. Well, there was a lot of hot chicken sandwich talk. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Dog, anything

else you want to play from this show? Fucking torture. No, that's everything that I had. That's everything. I mean, awesome. Crows anything else you have for this show? In that case, it's time for everyone's favorite segment. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Alright, here's a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. Hello, good people and welcome to another very special edition of the podcast. We're reviewing 20Qs to show where we review a movie by asking 20 were to wonderful questions about it.

This week's film is the 80s, some might say classic, others on this podcast might not, film that is Billanted's Excellent Adventure. And yeah, I mean this is episode 83 and we're joined by one of 1983's best products, Stacy Healy. How are you Stacy? Oh, I'm great, thanks, sir. I'm so happy to be here. Excellent, excellent. And because we are doing the 80s film,

we've got to go and reach out to our favorite 80s queen of them all. It's Gidget Von the Roo, how are you Gidget? Dude, it's awesome to be here, man. Oh, buddy, on. What God for Sicken Hellhole are they podcasting out of? Bro, I don't know how you feel when you're recording with Carl and he does the teaser,

but I always get this sense of tension or anxiety that God damn it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna hear an episode coming up and I want to be on that show. And this one was such a sense of relief that I don't have to listen to that. Yeah, I usually wipe my brow and I'm like, oh, thank God, I'm not the fucking victim for this one, man, oh, he's shit, this sounds awful. Yeah, sorry, Kaya. Yeah.

We're gonna be listening to movie reviews and 20 cues. Yeah, I could have told the name of the show. This is a suggestion from Daniel. I believe this is Sunglasses 24 on Reddit. Daniel sent in an email and he gave me 20 reasons to review, move reviews in 20 cues. He, looking at what you've already put it in this, you don't have to read it obviously.

This is, yeah, that's a wall of text. So I obviously didn't read it, but I assume that there's good reasons. I assume there's good reasons to review this podcast They're from New Zealand. They got the New Zealand accent. So right there. That's at least 20 jokes Yeah, and then if they say something stupid we can have two or three more. So I'm we're good I think we're good. I think we're onto something here. I'm looking forward to hear kaias accent make fun of their action Interesting. Yeah, I might just turn on k and be like, actually, I have to say, these guys way better. Doug, you do a podcast called Who's Right? It's starring you and your

buddy Anthony. Anything you want to promote that's going on with Who's Right, the Patreon, the merchandise, your whole empire oh Well, we venture started venturing into YouTube. That's going slowly like push you John come on guys try to plug his show All right, yeah, so YouTube Yeah, fuck you then dickhead who. Who's right podcast.com, you cock smoker? I have noticed that you guys are putting out the video version of the show,

and I watched that a little bit. It's exactly what Pat Ozt was talking about. You guys all think you're Joe Rogan now. Yeah, that's the only way I'm getting a Connecticut motherfucker. I don't know how else to get there. Fair enough. Crows, anything you want to plug, my friend. Yeah, I'm going to be mother fucker. I don't know how else to get there. Fair enough. Crows anything you want to plug. Yeah, I'm going to be on the subreddit later.

My name is Stuttering John's Hitman. And I'm starting a new podcast. I'm really excited to announce me and Andy's brother Joe are going to get drunk and read True Crime with Kapedia. So make sure you check that out. So please, oh, and he's brother Joe sent me a note. It said he's the Vic Had of W-A-T-T. Yeah.

So please, Joe doesn't get next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the mush this. Of morning radio. Get out and show these fools. Poverty!

Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. It's good to go. We'll not be a great show. Fucking things suck! Bullshit! Ah! I can't fucking take it!

We'll never turn it. What? What? It's deep. You alright? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. That was fun having Kevin on last week. Yeah, it's been a while.

It was good. Yeah, I love hearing Kevin. Me too. Oh my god, Doug, if you could watch Carl work to Soundboard during that closing theme. Yeah. Oh my god. I have so much fun with that.

Yeah. Oh. That's it. Yeah, I was like, it's like watching a retarded child with a watermelon ride. It's just fucking beautiful. You got a have voice. I'm imagining a retarded kid with his first beacon spell just pushing buttons in

shit. Exactly. Oh yeah, it's great. Who are these podcasts? I just, I bring this to meetings with me now. I'm just constantly interrupting people with nonsense. I just I bring this to meetings with me now. Yeah, I'm just constantly interrupting people with nonsense. Sounds about right. And getting fired. It's great. This is the part of the show where we listen to voicemails after reading a couple quick reviews. All right, recent reviews

that have come in. Carl is loud and obnoxious. You should honestly just put a more reasonable host on like Kevin and Kaya. That is a five-star review. Oh. All right, this one says question. Why is OP show suggested when I look yours up? I've noticed that. If you look up, who are these podcasts? Like people also listen to. Yeah. OP radio. Oh, that's the, that's the poison because when you look up opi You know there's two sides of that's who edges that forever be linked That's a five-star review. All right. Here's one from blue flames 93 says me

Two stars for a good concept of a show the review of TF H show is so bad TFH Stars for a good concept of a show the review of TF H show is so bad TF H, I don't know what that is. They take a lot out of context so I can only imagine all the other episodes Yeah, the show isn't the best, but it's a better show than this Oh, okay, I don't know what they're talking about. All right another one meh Too mes in a row, huh man this podcast is so bad. It made me piss blood I was okay with it, but the doctor told me I have to stop listening. Thanks a lot, Carl. That's a five-seater view. From 1000 breakfasts. It looks like it's cut the grass says it's tinfoil hat.

Tinfoil hats. Thank you. We just did that one. How did I know that? I should have just thought what was the last one we did oops? Oh, I took shit out of tinfoil head out of contact. Oh, imagine did I make them sound crazy? Sorry, that was the one show you guys both like I know it's you guys both like that show and this guy's like Oh, these guys don't even know their dog about they like to show I like yeah, that's a good point Fuck all right As smugg is flat earthers so awful who are these smug guys? That's a good point. Fuck. Alright, as Smug is flat, Earthers so awful. Who are these Smug guys?

That's a five-star review. Okay, Boomer. Every time I hear Carl's voice, I get flashbacks. To Dad telling me to get a job. No. It's like he's gonna yell at me for eating avocado toast and rooting the cable industry. Well, Dad, it's called esports and it's a real thing. Certified lead boomer. Except when they have that foreign guy on, he's funny. It's a five-star review from a Kaya fans. Oh, beautiful. Funny. Yeah, it. Initials KO. Yeah, right.

Funny and original five stars. This would be a great show, says Warren Moon Shooter. Back at some time at first. If the host was actually likable or funny, he's neither. And drives a promising concept into the ground. Listening to a humorless hack, rip apart, truly hilarious podcast host is just tough to listen to. He also doesn't do enough research on the show's he's critiquing to give a valid opinion. So many times he spends

ample time making fun of an inside joke that everyone listening to the show knows understands and loves. He just comes off as so ignorant, it's pretty cringy. At the very least, the guest on WTP needs to be a long time listener to explain things to him But I know that he doesn't want to be corrected. Oh wow, not this guy's in my head. Yeah More moon shooters got me all figured out. I'd absolutely love to hear one of the shows they cover do their own review of WTP That's happened because that would be genuinely hilarious. That was something not. And we could see how funny this is when done by someone with talent. I can turn you on to a couple examples of this.

One of them being who's right, who reviewed us after we reviewed them. I think they, I think who's right reviewed our review. How about mistaken. Which was great. Another great example is how it obviously ends my friends up in Canada. Oh yeah. The Preview Besson teenagers up in Canada that got very upset with our review of theirs. They did a 16 hour long podcast about us after that.

So check that out. Imagine being a Saber's fan. I like this show, but I'm disgusted every time I hear Carl mention the Buffalo Sabers. But then I break out laughing because I had the image in my head of a fan being disappointed for over a decade straight. Oh, yeah, five stars. Boom, pop it. This is a this is a review from OP Radio. It said, Made Me Cry, Bad Podcast, Five Star.

Ha ha ha ha ha. This one says, trash. My favorite part is that most of the Five Star ratings are still bad comments, and then a little laughing face. Mostly just a lot of yelling, spending 20 minutes talking about someone's eight minute ad read and generally whining. Here's actually hurt from the yelling, even turned all the way down. And that is a one star review.

Obviously, because this person is reading through our five stars, he goes, see, they don't even like him. It's awesome. Dary, you've served and or met him. Second best pod next to OP's awesome. Daryl sir and Ormathem. Second best pod next to Opi's cast. This is the title of this next one. This is written by Arty Lang's nostrils. But seriously folks, best pod cast in my queue.

No shortage of material with so many horrendous pod casts out there. Love it. Only criticism I can muster as Carl says idiot and moron too much. The Saurus might be a good resource to tap. And then he got this emoji. The one with your hands up like, well, I don't know. I hate that emoji so much. Anyone who uses that emoji, she has her legs broken by Stuttering John.

Other than that, perfection and only wish they'd make more than one show a week PS, please rename podcast, the OPcast, PPS. The review was rewritten by Stuttering John. Alright, very good. Thank you very much. Punching up, question mark? When taking on the likes of crippled Jesus OP Stuttering John, shame is aka Patrick Michael Richboss, and many other unlistedable hacks is considering punching up. Then it's time to pack it in and head to band practice.

All right, all right, that's enough of these. It's good stuff. Let's listen to voice mail real quick and get the fuck out of here, right? All right. Kro's looks angsy. I'm sure Doug's doing the same thing. Like taking his headphones off. What are they? Walking away. All right, let's get on this. I'm sure Doug's doing the same thing. Like taking the headphones off. What did I mean? Walk it away.

All right, let's get on this. Hey, Carla, I was just listening to episode 169. I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised to hear you take on a child rape. Yeah, I do want to reiterate this because it's very controversial. I'm going to go on the record. I am against child rape in every form. I'm glad it's out there. I've found it to be a bad thing.

Yeah, generally speaking. Yeah. That's so good. Carl Tate. Carl Tate. All right. Here's, this is surprising. We have a lot of different types of fans to the show.

There are a lot of podcasters who listen to the show and people who I would consider celebrities. But this is probably the biggest as far as someone calling into the show. Hi Carl, Tower 7 here. This is how I talk. Calling from up in heaven now. This is Tower seven with the World Trade Center fam calling it in the show one of the firefighters was no eating of government agents uh you know in me thank you tower seven for

clearing that up because there was speculation last week yeah that there was a rap party in tower seven you know the DC season's got a totally different voice than I pictured in my head. Yeah, I would have thought it'd be more booming. Yeah. But, you know, you go to heaven and things change, I guess. Yes. I guess that's true.

All right, so the guy called in, because he wasn't sure if the levels were bad from the colors or if I just suck at post-production. So now we finally have an answer. Hey, for all I'm calling you back. I just wanted to say thank you for participating in my highly scientific experiment regarding the sound levels for your horse male colors. The results are in, and they are very conclusive.

As it turns out, I could hear myself very well when you played my last voicemail. So I guess there's an apology in order. Yep. Accepted. I will stop trusting your balls among my circle of friends about your city editing. And yeah, that's it.

Call me back. Love the show. I guess we can all sleep better tonight. I guess we can. And no one's going to sleep better than this guy. Level this motherfucker. I'm pregnant. this guy. You'll notice that there's never an issue with levels with band friend this guy. Yeah, that's the truth. Alright, last week, if you were listening on the discord,

actually, I went and left it in the show where I took a piss break. Yeah, I left it in the show didn't I? Probably. That's why this happened. Hey, it's me, Carl, from What are those podcasts? All right, time to take a breaky, boo, boo, boo, cuz I gotta take a pee pee. Impressive. Spot the fuck on. I know. That's good.

It's weird when you hear someone do your voice. Yeah. It makes me feel a little, it's like uncanny valley, can't you? Yeah. Oh, he's back. All right. And we're back with the show. Yeah, it blows my mind that anybody would think to go to the bathroom and put that out shit out of his podcast. I took a shit out of his podcast too. That's a very different.

All right. So last week was a conspiracy show week. Yeah. And we were talking about a lot of things, come trails included. And you never know who's gonna listen to the show and have their ears perk up. That's a rude. In regards to come trails, that's a non-scientific term.

It's too engineering and if you travel the world and you go through any country, that's a non-nado country. You will not see these trails in the side persistent controls. You will not see them. You won't see the grid. None of it. Close a rude. I persistent controls you will not tell you won't see the grid none of it So I love about this call it's a guy's like a happy go lucky guys Yeah, I'm a listener by the way. It's called geoengineering. Yeah, what's going on is that the government is mind controlling you and Like whoa whoa whoa whoa, then it's like all right. Hey, thanks. Hey Listen juice control the world. We must destroy the New World Order. Anyway, call me back, my brother. Love you.

Hey! That was an awesome... That was an awesome voice-mail. This is... this... Carl is terrible audio quality, but... I... playing it anyway, I don't know why. To shirt Carl, keep hammering Southern John O.C. and that taintly unfunny fucking un-talented hip-packed dick

and me. Cause a review. Hold it back. Alright, he likes it we're up to and we appreciate that. This next one is either a pre-pubescent boy or possibly our only female listener. Carl, it's big. is either a pre-pubescent boy or possibly our only female listener. Carl, it's fake. I know why Kevin has issues with every single podcast with you.

It's because the government puts fucking trackers in his goddamn head when he was a kid and has electric magnetic fucking frequencies that mess with the microphones kept oh Kevin first dude you gotta cut ties with Kevin uh Carl you gotta cut ties um okay back Carl then she had to climb in the back seat to shut her fucking phone off you gotta cut ties with Kevin. Yeah. That's too bad. Yeah, you know, having no Kevin for a while, I'm buying this, this, uh, Electro and Plant Theory.

That, that would make a lot of sense to me. I liked when he sounded like a robot. And then he tried to do robot stuff and it's like, yeah, it's a bit stut up. We should just do a whole show where we fuck with Kevin. Like, everything's fine. We're just like, oh dude you sound like an ice-huggin ass on the guy We should just do that over and over again Sorry this pot this voicemail comes in from a guy Who is referencing something from the biggest problem in the universe?

Hey, Carl. You know what's whole areas when people are so unoriginal They have to take steel bits from old podcasts to leave jokes in a voicemail. Wow, this is bad as birth and this is how I fuck. I'm so funny, I'm so original. Anyways brother man, five star show, call me back. What are you going on here? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Thank you so much for your time today, buddy. It was great talking to you again. Thank you for having me. And I want to say, I want to go on record and say that you and Kaya did a phenomenal job when you filled in for me. So thank you for doing that as well.

You know, normally, so, you know, as you do, you get a lot of people talking shit about you. Yeah. And I actually yelled at my phone, listening to your follow up episode, when you can comment something like, yeah, I know Kaya, the real shout out or whatever goes to you for editing, because I've had Doug on the show, and I know what it's like to deal with him. Yeah, I'm like, your mother fucker.

What a, I wanna know what that means. The best was Kaya, then hopped into the discord and came on the show and just said, listen, Doug was great. He had your bag, he has our best buds now, you have your best. He's so had your bag, I don't want people to think that Doug didn't do a great job.

He did all the prep work, he was amazing. I think the point that I was making is I could tell when there were probably things that went off on tangents that had to be cut out that went on for, I don't know, 20 to 40 minutes. And that Kai said, all right, we could probably clean this part up and then just move this over here. And there there's a shell. That was my point. So would you call me a liar if I was to say that was just one take and an out we're done?

Yep, I would. All right, yeah. But you guys did an awesome job. I really thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah, that was just one take and an out we're done. Yep. I would. All right. Yeah. But you guys did an awesome job. I really thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah. That was great. Left my ass off at that episode. I understand why you didn't use our recommendation for the following week show, but it was disheartening.

Dude, I didn't understand anything they were talking about. I didn't even spell the name of that game right when I posted I posted that Twitter. I called it League of Legions or something People like it's this a League of Legends. Look at whatever. I don't know. I don't know this game is I don't understand it at all So yeah, you're an asshole Gross, thank you so much for coming on my pleasure. It's been a lot of fun. All right, signing off cool later Doug. So yeah, we're both frustrated and we want to like fucking kill somebody right now and I'm not even kidding No, I want to put a contract out on somebody right now. It's where do you well?

Whatever. Yeah, no, I'm only obviously I would never do that. I can't afford it Yeah, no, I'm only obviously I would never do that. I can't afford it So look all right right off the bat people on Twitter are saying oh you're really getting in John's head because he read a disclaimer in the front of his podcast Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I'm just covering this podcast as watching Why should anybody be able to lift this Content and use it for their own benefit There is no reason for it and this is a copy written podcast and no one is allowed to do that and if they do I'll have your legs broken Jesus now and it's making jokes. Oh, I know

What's the guys? No, now if they do I'll just I'll just have my look. I look I got lawyers in LA I just uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh like, you know, like going to bat, you know, for me. And I know I said a lot of you notes. Well, that was the first question I have here. Yeah. Somebody wants to know how many times you think you say you know on a podcast.