Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep175 - Life is Short with Justin Long

Episode Date: October 13, 2019

This week Kaya joins the show to discuss the ramifications of the US pulling troops out of northern Syria and what that will mean for the Kurds. Not really. We actually just make fun of Justin Long for being boring and Fran Drescher for being drunk and annoying. But the fun doesn't end there. We have an update on Stuttering John in which we play a clip from his show without written permission. Can you believe it? We also check in on Opie's tribute to Carl Ruiz, listen to a rapping prostitute, ask Kaya what it is he does for a living, and make a big announcement.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cause, cause a rule, cause a rule. Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run By a Guy Called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday. It's a great show.

Have you ever listened to it? I have not. It's a quality show and they have good ideas. It's kind of like joktober but with with really no redeeming quality what so you guys are concise and brutal yeah just mercilessly rips on people some of this quite hilarious you don't have to listen to shitty podcasts you do it for us you do it this guys are making some fucking points here. I like what they say.

I don't know what you like what they're saying. It's hilarious. The show is hilarious. It's show time. W. A-A-T-P W-H-P Hello, bag slivers and cousin ruse. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that keeps their shitty UFO sightings to themselves. I'm your host, Carl.

With me this week, co-host of the official podcast, Kaya is back. That's right. And we are the only podcast not owns by China. Let's do this. Yes. Uncensored. Go to whoarethese.com. We're going to our email address, voice mail number, link to our subreddit, link to

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with Justin Long. This is a suggestion that came in from Shane Newton. Kaya and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast with host Justin Long. And along for the writers' brother, Christian Long. And there's just a couple of guys,

interviewing celebrities, having a good old time. And you cannot tell them apart. I have no idea who, who they sound very similar. So when you told me what this is and who this guy is, yeah, what we were going to be listening to, it was the, the God damn it. Of course he has a past moment. The worst of them all really is. Oh, that guy that we all faintly remember from 10 years ago who made those cutesy little Mac versus PC advertising commercials. Oh, yeah. Of course he has a podcast now. Even him. Jesus fucking Christ. He everyone has to have one. If you don't know Justin Long is, pitcher who Hollywood would consider an edgy cool guy,

and that is what Justin Long looks like, he's the Hollywood version of a cool guy. He's a paint by the books. Yes. Right. Literally just there to be juxtaposed with the businessman, the boring, balding business man on his PC. Right. Right. Literally just there to be juxtaposed with the businessman, the boring, balding businessman on his PC.

Right. I don't know if you clipped any of the old commercials or went back to watch them just to refresh your memory. On YouTube, there is a 40 minute compilation of all the old commercials that he's in. I almost certainly did not do that. I did not. No.

I'm good. I listen to his talk, fucking podcast. I'm good. Yeah, so his talk about podcast. I'm good Yeah, but so it's 40 minutes and each commercial is like 10 seconds long So they did a whole lot of commercials and they're all they all boil boiled down to the Same thing, which is the PC guy going oh, Jillies. I don't know how to turns on my computer And then the cool Mac guy comes in going, well, mine turns on really easy. I actually clipped my favorite one and that's a clip 19, it should be.

There, I'm a podcaster and like, I make episodes and I like, I like put them out. And I'm a notcaster. A notcastercaster what's that? Well, I'm just a regular person who doesn't believe that literally everyone out there has to have his own podcast. But, but, but, like, then how will people hear your opinion and then know what you think like, like, like, you, like,

Well, I don't feel the need. In fact, because I don't podcast, I have a lot of spare time. I simply hang out with my friends, play with my dog, all her new hobbies. Uh, I don't get it. Like, uh... I know you don't. Become an otcaster. Delete your RSS today. That's fantastic.

Oh, I love it. The irony is not lost, I love it. The irony is not lost. I've been either. You got Kaya, who has his own podcast, puts out tons of episodes. It's going on everywhere else to show. Talking about not podcasting. It's great.

I didn't have anything else. This guy has an actual career going, right? That's true. He's supposed to be an actor just as long as he's supposed to be an actual actor. He's directed some things apparently. But now, of course, he has to try to get into podcasting. Well, he's not just trying to get into podcasting. This is a very popular show.

It's put out by Wondering, which is a pretty big podcast network. And it seems to rank pretty high. I believe it's in the comedy category. I'm not sure why that is. But let's get into it. What they do is they start off the show with the two brothers, Justin and Christian, just being playful and having a goofy conversation setting up the interview portion. So they're going to say, you know, today we're going to be talking to Fran D'Russia. And they'll talk about what's going to

happen, which is totally unnecessary. Don't need that in a podcast at all. And then they come back after the interview and talk about what they just heard. Wow, remember that time when she said this thing like, yes, I just listened to it. That's also completely unnecessary. Let me play you an example of that, where they're talking about Fran Drescher.

And for anyone who doesn't know, Fran Drescher wasn in a lot of movies, but she's most known for the starring role of the sitcom The Nanny. Well speaking of Nanny's and babysitters, we have on the show today, arguably the most famous Nanny in the world, I think, or one of them, Fran Drescher,

who starred as The Nanny on the CBS show The N the nanny that's true it's the first time that occurred to me that she is probably the most famous nanny who else what other i mean when we were kids mister poppins oh yeah of course in fact uh... are very poppins is a fictional character and as you as you guys are about to find out

friend rusher is in fact. Are these people that stupid? Fran Drescher is not a nanny. The nanny she played is also a fictional character was a TV show. They go, well, no, no, Mary Poppins, that's just a made up character. Are you that fucking dumb? You do think that they're actually just like bringing cameras

into somebody's house when she was actually a nanny? She's famous for being an actor. Holy shit. I don't even know how to make sense of that. So what you said about them first they set it up and then after the interview they talk about the interview. Yeah. It's so this is not a badly produced podcast. The audio quality is top notch. It's well structured, but it's just extremely boring. It's straight forward interview with a person who, if you're not interested in the interview subject, you're not going to be enjoying this podcast whatsoever. I don't know who Fran Drescher is. I couldn't give less of a shit. So I don't know why they decided

to segregate their opinions and their personalities from the interview because the interview itself, the segment of whatever, 50 minutes of them talking to that person, reads exactly like a CNN interview. It's just in, doesn't say anything, he doesn't add anything, he just asks straight questions and then before and afterwards he inserts his own opinions. Why don't you do that during the show? It's a good point. It creates us, we're boringness, right? Because if someone like Joe Rogan, he does the exact same thing, but every single episode

with Joe Rogan, regardless of the guest, you still get a healthy dose of Joe Rogan's personality himself. He still adds himself into the conversation. This is just, here's Fran Dresher, and we asked her about this specific day in her act and career, and now she's gonna drone on and on. Right. He's not a good interviewer, and this whole idea that celebrities are just interesting to listen to.

Oh, there's two celebrities talking. What's all listen in? I'm, and I realize something about myself listening to the show, Kai, I have to admit, I'm a cynical asshole, and I don't know if everybody else is already to that party and I'm late to that party, I don't know if this is well-known fact. And I might have a problem here because it seems like they're being cutesy and fun and everyone's having a good time along with them.

Because I'm reading the reviews and iTunes, everyone's like, oh, I love this show, it's so great. What is fucking great about this? It's a boring conversation. I don't care about Justin Long. I don't care about Fran Drescher. Even if I did, I don't know that I'd care about this conversation.

Nothing is being told that it's all that interesting to anyone. Oh yeah, back in the 70s, I was in this movie with John Travolta. Warrior, whatever. Who cares? And by the way, speaking of celebrities having a conversation and for some reason people are fast-handed by this and

Listen, it works. These shows have shit tons of downloads But it reminds me of Dak Shappard and when you think about what his show is and it's very popular It's the same thing. It's just a mundane conversation where they're just smirking at each other like hey I'm famous. Hey, so bye. Remember that movie we did together. I sure do And of course Justin Long says this, and one of the episodes I listen to. And I, last six months have really gotten into Dak Shepherd's podcast.

Don't shit, Sherlock! You know shit, you're ripping it off! It's the same fucking podcast! It's the same thing! Hey, I'm a celebrity. I have celebrity friends. I can get conversations with them and go to their houses. I'll make a podcast. Stop it with that. I know it works. I can get conversations with them and go to their houses. I'll make a podcast. Stop it with that.

I know it works. I know it's a tried and true formula, but it's so fucking mundane. Yeah, you make a good point. It's he doesn't try to make them interesting like sage or rogue in those right? Right. And like I say you can tune into any episode even if it's a guest you don't know you go Who the fuck is Danica Patrick? I've never listened to what she drives cars in an oval who gives a shit, but then you listen and he somehow finds a way to make her interesting. This podcast is literally just, hey, your fame is tell us anything. Speak, just make it down.

Just talk for a while. They talk about how, oh, so you like drinking lemon juice. Wow, that's fascinating. You can't just ask her, do you drink lemon juice and she goes, yes, I don't care about her telling us that just because she's famous, who gives a shit. And Kay, the conversation's not even all that fun. Where in the beginning, are they gonna do this?

You know, I was a victim of violent crime in my 20s. Yeah. I learned when people in their 20s should not really be thinking about how ephemeral life is, how it can really end on a freaking time. Yeah. This happened in your 20s. Is it something you've spoken about?

Yeah, the rape. The rape. Someone broken to your house. I love that story. Jesus fucking crazy. I mean, you got this. The show got life is short. Justin Logs had the front cover of it

with his big fucking grin. He's like, hey, in this spot. I tune in. And it's like, yeah, these people broke into my house and raved to me and tied up my husband. Whoa. So we should, okay, we should set up the this episode that we listened to who is a friend, Dresher, the subject, their interviewing. And she sounds like an 80 year old drunk

bimbo. That's what she sounds like. And I didn't know who this was. I've, I've not fucking idea who this is. So I had to google her and look it up because I genuinely thought you know 10 minutes in how she already this drunk. It was fascinating. It was woman talks and how she laughs and play my clip 8 real quick and I want everybody listening to just pay attention to how this woman sounds. She's slurring her words table setting. Okay. So, you know, it's someone they have to bring him out, but he's a, what is wrong with her?

He's a pantser. He pants a lot. And it's hard when you're trying to record, you know, he also nips a little. He air bites under certain circumstances that holy shining pickup on that. She's wasted. It's like I feel like I'm walking into a mall or something and a bum is yelling at me. Like well I'm throwing my dog a fear like you are not gonna give me a buck. Do you like come on man.

Give me some change. Kaya, I would have had an isolated audio of just friend, Drescher talking so that we could get a sense of what she sounds like if she wasn't having a conversation with anyone else in the room. So that's what we're listening to here. I want to step back again. That's being very flattering.

Yes. I want to step back again and talk about the topics that come up during this show and how fun this conversation is. When he was in college, he had a girlfriend whose sister was murdered. All right. Yeah. What are we going to do with that? Oh, what are we talking about? Duff for a minute. Are you afraid of death? Very much. Yeah. I'm afraid of not existing. All right, so there's not a lot of fun conversation happening.

I thought I was gonna be a little bit more good times and reminiscing, even when they're talking about, no, friend Drusher was the victim of a very violent rape. Sorry, real quick, I want to add to your point where she just entries constantly to change the subject and sometimes it does it very jarringly. But this woman somehow has the skill where she has to take a mundane question and turn it into something really fucking sad. And at some one segment there was where she talks about if Justin asks her, so did Travolta ever hit on you and she takes it

down this fucking morbid path. That's clip 15. A lot. A lot. And you were very outgoing and did Travolta, was he flirty with you? Was he... No, actually, he was with that older woman who was on, I think, it is enough, it was called to something. Oh, yeah. And she was very ill when he was doing that movie. She got cancer very young. They had a replacement on that show. Oh my God, that's right. She died.

Oh, me. And while she was doing that movie, he was very distracted, actually. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. It's like, he just asked you a funny question. I was like, no, actually, he had a girlfriend. She got raped and then died.

And then her carcass was run away by a car and Then a bear ate it and then he couldn't have you covered the remains to bury her Jesus it's amazing. They're talking about the movie Seri Knight fever Which is just a happy go-lucky Disco dancing movie and Fred Drusher finds the one tragedy to talk about and also we talked about what a stupid question That was was John Travolta hitting on you. You mean the gay guy who started the lead of the movie? No John Travolta's not hitting on women. Why would you think that? All right, I had the same clip. I thought I thought that was so fucking funny was John Travolta being flirty with you. No

The same clip, I thought that was so fucking funny. Was John Triple to be flirting with you. No. So Fred dressers the victim of this violent rape when she's in her 20s. These people break into her house with guns and rape her and someone else and tie up her husband. It sounds horrific and fucking dumb just in long asks the worst question possible.

But are you thinking, well, fuck that stuff? I mean, I'm alive. I mean, is there a part, is any part of you that is going through this, this sense of euphoria even? I mean, I know you've been through this horrific thing, but there's also a sense that you did not die.

I mean, the worst didn't happen. You keep getting locked into the horror of the moment when the front door was broken down and they started charging into the horror of the moment when the front door was broken down and they started charging into the house waving guns. That's fucking idiot. Yeah, but what about the euphoria of it all? I mean, aren't you like clicking your heels? Aren't you running around in the streets at some point? Singing in the rain.

Just singing in the rain? After these people violently murder you, do you think you're gonna die? Wasn't that amazing? No, no, that's terrible. He says something extremely stupid during that whole conversation too. So the story is, you know,

two men broke into her home. She is there with a female friend of hers and I think her husband and they tie up the husband and make force them to watch her getting raped. And at some point she tells how She found a knife or something on a countertop and for a moment she picked it up and considered defending herself and fighting back Yeah, but then she saw that the two men were armed. They had guns. Yes, and so she figured okay I should probably not do this. They can kill me or something

This retart Mrs is the point entirely. Play clip 14 real quick to set this up. You knew, but I got scared. Of course, I mean, I often, I think about thing I shouldn't, but I think about what if something like that happened? I mean, I think, oh, I would like to think that I would do the ad grab and knife and knife. Right.

But then the reality of actually doing plunging a knife into a human being. Well, I saw they had guns. Oh, I don't know what I would do with the moral dilemma of plunging a knife in a human being. And she immediately asked to like remind him, no, that's not the problem here. Idiot, they had guns.

That's why I backed down. It's not like, right, like if somebody's raping me on my girlfriend, the last thing I'm gonna be thinking about is the sanctity of his life. And this idiot there's a thing, oh well, I don't know. I don't know if I could do it. I mean, it's a human being. No, it's a prison escapee raping you.

Yep. Oh, Jesus, fuck. Yeah, Justin Log is not cut out for this whole interviewing people thing. He just wants to relive old times, tell fun anecdotes and laugh and friend, Dresher goes out all of these dark paths where you're like holy shit. Why are we talking about this right now? This is terrible. She talks about cancer and let me let me play this because I think it's because they're on Wondery. I don't know. They have this really shitty, happy,

go-woky music that's playing throughout the show and transitioning everything. Coming up right after this, my sweet friend, Fran Drescher. Life could be a dream sweetheart. Dude, dude, dude, dude, shippoo. So it's like shitty, do-wop music. It's like, hey, life could be a dream, but damn, but did,

so Fred's rest your time on getting raped and then after that I got cancer and then the cancer and so they transitioned from her talking about being diagnosed with cancer with the same shitty music. What was the message they failed to? I always needed to become a more well-rounded person and become vulnerable. And I didn't do that.

Did it, did it, did it, shippee! I mean, do op music and cancer don't really go together. You could have changed it up on that one transition. I really hit those intermissions. So I practically clipped the same thing. We don't need to play it. But what really bothered me is he goes He's talking to a stupid fucking brother and then he says okay after this brief intermission We're gonna go and start the show and then they have this 20 second bumper in the middle of that dumb song and then it continues

With just them and his brother continuing to talk you didn't change the format What the fuck was the point of the intermission you didn't do anything new you didn't really change anything here You didn't move on to a new subject. What why? Why do podcasts feel the sneak to use these intermissions? Is it because they want to feel professional like TV or something? Yes, that is the reason no one does it as well as shameless McKillian so don't even try that guy's got it down He's got music and then he's like today. We gonna do a show and there's more music and then okay here comes the show and then a music but it's great

That's how you do it just continue to teach it that might be coming up someday and keep going This is once they do that transition and they play that shitty music They go into ad reads and I just want to play a quick example of what I consider to be a horrendous adread Casper the friendly mattress Casper products are cleverly designed to mimic human curves Providing supportive comfort for all kinds of bodies. Oh like little little babies. Yeah Yeah, job with our butts I'm jobin' to ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, so the first minute it's just him setting up the stupid fucking show and one of those idiotic things that he teases is my clip one Yeah, and we want to ask bigger questions like what's your favorite emoji and the one that I like is the foggy window pain What someone can be like what are you doing this evening? I don't know foggy window pain like that kind of thing

Just like the thumbs up that it'll take the smile face the dear wing windowpane like that kind of thing. Just like the thumbs up that it'll tick the smiley face that it'll wink. So I hope you're enjoying it. Life is short and just in long premieres on May 13th. Subscribe today on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, or wherever you're listening right now. So fucking exciting. Hey, Carl, what's your favorite emoji? This is what I'm talking about. We listen to a weird episode of that because it seemed like it's supposed to be just a good time fun show. It's talking about emojis

and what your favorite movie is. And instead it's like, and then the third time you got cancer, how did you deal with, oh, your husband left? Okay. And then what happened? Like, rock. Here's the thing that's because that woman was a sad, sad lonely woman, a cheater who is unhappy, but the thing that I'm trying to point out here is, so that trailer is two minutes long. That was pretty much the first minute of it. And then the second minute, he transitions into his story and I'm listening to it and in the middle of it,

I go, holy fuck, is this an ad read? He got an advertising in his two minute trailer, half of it, how the fuck did, how did he pull that off? Clip two. I was a teenager, I think 17 going into my freshman year of college and I had out and nowhere, just like the craziest bout of acne. My face was riddled with acne.

It was like cystic, I think they called it acne was it was um and I didn't go out and I went to the doctor I remember and the one thing that did help me um and I'm so glad I get the chance to say this now uh and I really owe them a lot because about a year and a half later I lost my virginity and I don't think that would have happened uh had it not been for proactive so please be uh okay. So their America's number you know all this. Their America's number one acne brand. If you've ever watched late night TV, proactive has helped fight acne from us 25 years now. Wow, I didn't know they were that new accompany at the time. Now I feel old. That sounds like a very long clip, right? But remember,

this is literally half of the trailer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm hot. I see. First you put out a couple of good episodes and then you pick up a sponsor. You you've done dozens of episodes and then you, for example, picked up the discount, we did dozens of episodes before we finally got someone like Blue Apron. This guy right out the gate on his podcast trailer, not even a real episode. He's already sold his soul to dedicating half the MP3 file to Pro-Akney or whatever it is. I'm quite frankly, it's fucking impressive. This guy went to an advertiser and said,

I have no numbers. I don't know if anyone gets a shit about me. I don't know if anyone's gonna listen to this show. It's probably gonna suck. Do you want to buy an advertising spot? And they're like, sure, we'll take it. That's impressive. I don't know how he pulled that off.

That's impressive. And why wouldn't it be an ad for a fucking Mac? Has he lost that relationship? What's going on? Yeah, that's a good point. Why not why aren't you shilling that shit anymore? Those guys have deeper pockets now that he did back then Fucking talk about the iPhone 11. What are you doing? Did a kid yourself to it lean into it just like um subway with Jared a Jared I'm a guy just be the apple guy. Mine is the molesting kids.

I was gonna say, that's the worst example of a spokesperson ever. This guy got enough fame from doing TV commercials that he could then fuck children. Like, that's something guy who should have fame. That's a really bad way to use your fame, guy. Jesus. I'm a PC. I'm a trot molester. I'm gonna buy a PC.

I don't like the trot molester. Oh, fuck. All right, let's check it on Fran. Drusher and see what she's talking about. Oh, really, Fran? Cancer's thrice, huh? Great. Okay. I just want to quickly play the favorite emoji conversation,

because that's what this show, I think, really is in its essence, is conversations like this. What is your most commonly used emoji? Do you use emojis when you're texting? Yes. What's your go-to? Well, fucking cares. Now, okay, you mentioned that you don't know who Fran Drescher is.

And I was the one who selected this episode because I think the voice is ridiculous. I thought it'd be fun for us. So I know who Fran Drescher is. I can't think of a person on this earth that I would care what their favorite emoji is. And if you ask me that question, I wouldn't fucking know how to answer it.

That's a stupid question. Yeah. And you pointed out when I sent this over to you earlier in the week, that every episode has the emojis after the name of the episode. So it's like, whatever somebody says is their favorite emoji, he adds to the title.

It's insufferable. I hate how happy these people are. I hate how much fun they're fucking having bullshit So well it'll come as They're really cool and that this friend Russia really does not sound like a happy woman I she's trying to pass herself off as yeah, you know a lot of tragedy happened to me I got raped my friend got raped my you know, I have five ex-husbands and I got seven cancers in my eyeball But you know I turned it into a positive.

No, no, this woman is fucking sad. So she's one of those people who, she talks about how she doesn't really need kids or a family because she has her cat or her dog or whatever the fuck. And she's just happy like that. And it's fine if you don't want kids, but you can always tell when somebody's salty about being lonely and that's,

let's go down this path here. Play my clip 10. You know, right? I was always more into animals than kids, but as I get older, you know, I do like the innocence of them. They're so freaking sweet and playful. Oh boy.

I like that you call that one lonely. Why no? And it's funny because I didn't even pick up on this, but now that I'm listening to it, isolated like that, holy shit, this woman is black out drunk during this conversation. Right, that's how she sounds like. And this sort of explains it to the these rants that she goes on where you think, okay, so she's practically soaked in wine and Xanax

at the hook time, so I kind of understand. So the next part of that is clip 12 where she actually admits to this being her fear. Clip 12. Do you have an awareness of that? Sometimes I think, and this is honestly only recently, should I have a doctor in a kid or should I have a kid, or is it too late to have a kid? And I kind of feel like maybe it is too late. Did I miss a very key experience?

Cause I'm all about, you know, having the experience. And it's a ride. Sure. And I'm like, am I missing the big experience? Yes. Having kids is probably a major experience. And this sounds so sad. This person who realizing, oh shit, I'm like, at most 10 years, if I'm like 10 years from dying,

and I have nothing to leave behind on this earth other than empty bottles of Xanax and this stupid fucking Shihuahua that I bought. Nothing, I don't have a family, I don't have a husband anymore, I don't have children, I wonder if I'm missing out. You think it is, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I gotta stop you there because she does have a bit part in the movie Spital Tap.

So she'll always have that going for her. That's not just tell me just miss that. That's an important thing she did. Her insufferable March Simpson laughter is what she got. And then so this guy just keeps getting sadder and sadder, and Justin joins in. That's my clip 13, where he starts also joining her in moping about how he doesn't have kids or family or love. Oh yeah, this is weird, okay.

It's something I've thought about. I've turned 40, and I'm not in a relationship, so I see all of my friends, people that I am close to in age. They're having kids, and they're experiencing that. And of course, I see it all filtered through, like, like social media for the most part which is only the good stuff. Is he talking to his therapist in that clip? What is going on right here? So fucking sad. It's too weird. Too lonely people talking about how yeah I wish I had a family but the closest I get to feeling the touch of a woman and the love of a child that I get to raise this through.

It's on Twitter when I school for my timeline. And to wrap it all up, it just, she keeps circling herself. And this is a dead giveaway is clip 17. And I always tell people, you know, if you don't have a pet, get one. I mean, if you don't have a warm body and that bed with you to grab onto and bring you back into reality. Isn't that what a person should be? I sleep with a warm body or night.

It's called my life. That's what you're saying. A warm body. That's so fucking pathetic. That's really sad. I get that, your animals are lovely, little creatures, they love you unconditionally. Okay, I get it But at night and you're looking for a warm body to hug you and spoon with you

You don't have anyone besides your fucking little poodle. Oh my god It's so sad you worm you said lonely in cell Let's talk about let's talk about sad how sad this person is. She talks about how famous she is from her sitcom, The Nanny. And this is a weird flux right here. Homeless people. No, who I am. You're that nanny. Oh my gosh. Could you imagine if you're trying to explain this how famous you were? How famous are you? Hom much people know me? People who don't even own a television know who I am. That's how famous I am

So I feel like the timeline that we live in this universe would make sense if she was OP's mom That would connect a lot of fucking dots. Oh, it makes so much more sense All right, but we're talking about have children as she reminds us multiple times. We're I wish I always nod to net children. We're talking about her terrible accent. She has this laugh that is over the top. We haven't even talked about it yet. Let's just blow our loads right now. This is the left coppilation that I put together. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. You're just transcribing notes for your book.

Fuck me. That's funny. And I want to point something out because they in the preamble they say, friend dresser is known for infectious laugh and her queens accent. She is a very thick, queen's accent. Now, I was, I just spent some time in Queens this past summer. My brother-in-law lives there. Nobody in Queens talks like this.

Nobody. I talk to many, many people there. They all talk like normal humans. This woman sounds like an idiot. They don't rev up their laughs, wipe them up. It's like I wanted to pull my car over to the side and let the ambulance through when she was laughing. Like, what the fuck? After the interview, they come back and they make this

statement. But anyway, I could have talked to her. You know, we actually spoke for a long time and there's a lot of it that got cut out. So, okay. So, this interview that we listened to, it was 45 minutes long, there was much longer and they added it down to 45 minutes. So, you think, okay, they did a lot of editing, they took out all the shit that didn't make any sense.

But then listen to this section, Justin is trying to ask a question. I don't know what he's trying to ask, neither does Fran Durasher. She doesn't know how to answer it. This is, if you're editing the show, why is this in it? Is, was that something that you were worried about?

Was that, or was I the only one? Oh, in terms of seeing something like. You mean what I was saying in terms of answering it? Yeah, like even that, even to say to a girl that you're doing a woman that you're doing is say that, correct myself, say to a woman that you're doing a sex scene with, you know, to talk about it, what the boundaries are now, what the parameters are now.

Wow, look, you know, the thing is, it's a, and you said something at the time you said, look, and you mentioned having been a victim of a violent crime, that's not domestic violence. No. So you know, I didn't edit that in any way. That's how the show came out. This is a, and like you said, good production value.

It's a wonderery podcast. It's very popular. They left that section in, I'm gonna just zoom in real quick. This is the answer that Fran D'Russia gives to some type of rambling question that Justin asked her. Wow, look, you know, the thing is, there's a literal answer on this show.

And now that I know that she's wasted, I'll cut her some slack. But what the fuck is going on here? Why is the popular podcast? I don't know if she's wasted. I don't know if this really is just her or what the problem is, but my God, the way she talks, the way she thinks.

It's interesting because you interview people who are really good at video games all the time and they're way more articulate than this fucking idiot who's made a whole career out of being famous. I don't understand how that works. Editing. Sorry, fair enough. Good point. Should have done. Let's talk real quick about just how cutesy everything is with Justin and his brother Christian. Just how much fun they're having with their conversation. Yeah, I know you're going to say it. Okay, well, so my friends, my college friends, John Togo, Jeremy Stonker, James Duffy, and myself,

we were all a little... I can't believe you're about to admit this. We were all a little group together, and after college, we started calling ourselves Banana Republic. The Jake Rue. Yeah, I know. So very safe.

Listen, I'm sure there's a lot of soccer moms who are driving their kid from ballet to soccer branches that are getting a big chuckle out of that conversation, but God damn, I fucking hate it. I can't stand that this is, this passes his entertainment. And again, you can't tell the two apart. I don't know who's who they're really. From what I understand, Christian is gay, I think. Oh, I don't know who's who there really and from what I understand Christian is gay, I think oh Yeah, you probably didn't know that because it sounds like one person talking the whole time having a personality disorder

But the only time you can ever tell them apart is when Christian just does the stereotypical look how flamboyant I am voice and that's my clip six her dog Lem Boins I Am Voice and that's my clip six. Her dog. She has a little pameranian. Oh, that's Samson. Samson, that... Wait, what? I'm saying, I'm gay.

Oh, I think they were trying to do a Fred Drosser impression there. I don't know the Christian is gay. I love to look it up because at one point, they're talking about how hot Tom Brady is. I think you have this clip too. Yeah, that's too. So, yeah. Play my clip for.

Okay. Do gay men like Tom Brady and I fetishize his looks as much as straight men? And I would say... Yeah. I have that same clip. Well, they say, do gay men, are they as into Tom Brady's looks as straight men are like what the fuck are you talking about? I am a straight guy can give a shit about Tom Brady. I'm not falling over this fucking guy. I Would hope that gay men would be more into Tom Brady than I am. I would hope. I don't know

Throwing it out there such a weird thing. Yeah. But that's why I thought that they were both straight because they're like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know the answer to that. So you're saying that Christian is gay and he couldn't answer whether gay guys like Tom Brady or not? Yeah, I think so. There's definitely several references to one of them being gay. Okay. I assume that's not just a meme or an insight joke. They won't be so unsensitive. So one of them is gay, but that's really the only difference.

Again, he's got... This is so fucking sad man, this guy, he said in one of those clips he's 40 years old, right? And he primarily only hangs out with his own fucking brother. That's weird. Get a life. Get a girlfriend. Get a family go and come on.

And I know that you know him from the TV commercials, but just in long is a movie star. He has started in a lot of movies. I would think that he would have friends to hang out with at this point. I don't know. I could be rock. What do I know? They talk about their family dynamic. They're very excited about the fact that their brothers, because they explain that it's

very similar to Fran Drescher's family dynamic. I thought that was interesting too, that our family dynamic just happens to be somewhat similar to hers, and that she said her mother worried a lot, and her father was stoic, and we were very similar. And she was the caretaker in a sort of similar way that you are, I would say, in our family. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you?

What do you listen to this? I just don't know why anyone would care. And then at the very end of the show, they get out their email address and explain why you would email them. Oh, and we'd love to continue to hear from you. You can actually email us now at lifeis short at Wondery.com. And we would love to hear your thoughts and we would also love to hear how you make the most out

of life. We want to hear from everybody and figure out this whole life thing. Who's a fucking loser who's emailing these guys to talk about how they get the most out of life? Listen, I'm not for intelligence, the state that we're in. I don't like the NSA, but I hope they're collecting the names and addresses of the people who are emailing this show about how they get the most out of fucking life.

These are people I want to list somewhere. Let's not sell them guns. Let's keep these people confined. Yeah, well, I think it's just gonna be harmless old ladies like Fran typing. Oh, I make the most out of life. Every day I give my pet Snaker Hagen, I thank her for existing because she's the only one that pays me attention and keeps me company. Lock him up!

Well, lock him all up! I don't care how lonely they are. They're the ones that make me nervous. Plus, plus they're the ones that you ever watched that show hoarders. I used to fucking love that show. It's so great. They're the ones, the ones who are typing emails to Justin Long. Oh, you're showing us so cute. I love it. They're the ones who are shooting into plastic bags and collecting them Shint bags are pouring out of the closet. They're falling down the stairs on that These people Give me 180 episodes in and I finally talked about shooting in a bag. Why don't take me so long? Oh, dude

God, dude, that't such a great show. Like, one of the women was, she got famous because I think she would shit in a basket with something that use her naked hand to scoop it up and pull up the... They're like, they were gonna end up so they would ask her, like, aren't you, like, are you gonna wash your hands at least and she'd go, nah, why? And these are the people who are like, we're gonna bring a camera crew in and show this on television. Like, yeah, sure, come on in, that's fine. What?

What do you do with your eye with the oil? You're not ashamed of this behavior, really? Okay. Meanwhile, as normal people, we're like, oh shit, there's a hair on the toilet seat. I know, they're gonna think I'm such a slob. They're gonna think I'm disgusting. Meanwhile, this one is eating shit out of a toilet bowl.

Oh, pretty great, sure. So every once in a while, I share my dog and mixes hair into my food. That's how I make the most out of life, Justin. Oh. I think I'm pretty good on my clips. Is there anything else you want to talk about with our friends Justin and Christian? No, I think I'm good to just one more clip is at some point she talks about one of the 17 cancers she's had and she talks about how she's us. I'm having a hard time getting through my sentence with a straight face. She says this vapid bimbo says that she's a successful lobbyist

because she managed to supposedly strong arm a bunch of senators into signing a bill about cancer. And that's my clip 16. Yeah, right. I actually am a, you know, successful lobbyist in Washington and and and and passed the law by unanimous consent, which means all 100 senators said, yes, friend, I was written up twice in the congressional record. And the gunacologic cancer education and awareness act, the first of its kind in US history. And I'm a gunacologic cancer survivor. So I kind of jumped on a bill that was about to die. Was it, are you sure?

This bill about women dying from cancer, did it really not have a fighting chance without you or? Everyone was against that. I can't imagine even a single. Right. Exactly. She's bragging about how she got it to be unanimous. As if there was gonna be any senator who would want to stand out as the one asshole

The one misogynist will voting no on this. You did. I don't know if you helped. Yeah. Oh, I don't know if they needed you. It's a bill about Ovarian cancer I can't get that so fuck off. Don't care Let me know what it's prostate cancer that outside of bill. It doesn't make any fucking sense It's so stupid and of course I don't expect Justin Lawy to be an investigative journalist on this But a follow-up question or two would have been an order on that one Hey, wait, what what is the bill in tail? Why would it die? What's going on? Doesn't make any sense

Right, okay, I think that's it for me cool. I think that's it for me. Cool. I think that's it for me too, but we have a lot more to get to today. I'm very excited to talk about my friend Stuttering John because I almost debated playing this at the very beginning of the episode just so I made sure everybody heard it. Stuttering John is still threatening legal action, and I don't know if you saw our subreddit, Kaya, but I posted a thread in the subreddit

because now he's blocked me on Twitter, but I was able to do this crazy thing where I log out, and then I can see everything that he tweets. It's amazing. So John was in this thread. You've discovered incognito mode. Yeah, it's amazing, right? So John was in this threat where he's explaining that he's getting his lawyers involved. And he says, it's not fair

use. I know the law. It's my copy written work. My lawyers in New York are way smarter than those idiots. Somebody says, if they are making a commentary on it, it will fall under fair use. It is why Stern hasn't sued you for copyright infringement and he says whatever, you're wrong, but they'll be hearing from my lawyer soon. So this is Stuttering John's fucking lotty. This guy is so stupid. It's shocking to me. I just want to play it's sad and also very funny. I want to play from Centering John's episode on October 1st. And I'm hoping that John, if you're

listening, Royce, if you're listening, please take this audio of me recording this on my show using your show on my show without having any legal rights to it. And please make sure to use this as evidence in your court case. I want you to send this segment to your attorney. So they understand that this is what we're doing that you should definitely go after me and sue me for because this is a copyright infringement. Here is the Stuttering John podcast uneddeded. They told me what was said. So why don't you play what was said? Royce, thank you. Here it is.

Now, now mine you, you called me. All right. And I was already listening to it when you called me to find out I was going, I gotta call you back, I'm already listening. No, I know. So here it is, here's the Pelican and the bloated female funky. But it will never happen again.

And by the way, like anything I've ever read about me where people try to write behind the scenes books, it's mostly from people who way over evaluated their contribution to the show. You know. Well, that was their problem in the first month. Yeah. And I'm like, really, who even knew you were that important to the thing? You know, while they were here, they were doing that. Yeah. Like, weren't you in intern? While they were here, they were doing that. Yeah. Like, weren't you an intern?

Oh, that's weird. What just happened there? Kaye, it sounded like Southern John was playing a clip of Howard Stern on his show. Does he have the legal rights to play Howard Stern's show? And his show, is that a copyright infringement? Because I think that that's owned by Sirius XM Pandora. If I'm not, I mean, what do I know?

I'm just an idiot and his lawyer does way more than I do. I'm just saying that this fucking numb-nots is talking about how they're gonna sue us for playing clips in the show and that he's playing clips on the Howard Search Show when they're talking about what a fucking loser he is, how he was an intern for them, and how he's writing these tell-all books. This is a weird, bizarre, world that we live in, right?

Like, John, just fucking ignore it. Pretend it's not happening. You idiot. Why are you this stupid that you're continuing to threaten us with legal action when you know you have no grounds? You know you have no grounds. have no grounds. You know you have no grounds. This is so the counterpoint is whatever you're wrong. Whatever you're arguing from his lawyers. He literally wrote whatever you're wrong. I would have fucking any. He'll also get one of those lawyers just like Maddox some drunk.

Yes. And unlock his own car to do you. I think land out. Yeah, I think we should actually send land out and know. Let him know. It's Suttering John needs representation. He could, he could do some help. Land out his experience with,

he has experience with this exact type of lawsuit. He'll be awesome for it. So this is sad, man. So I went back on YouTube to listen because I'm not of you guys as generation. Folks always talk about Opian Anthony and Jim Norton and the whole Howard Stern universe. And I was curious. I wanted to check it out. And when you go on YouTube and you type this sort of

stuff in, the first suggestions and the most popular videos you'll get recommended are these guys just having tips life right on the radio. There's like compilations. There's like nine hour videos of these guys just fighting life on air. And I listen to them like holy shit. I thought this was just a new, you know, I'm only used to YouTube is doing this like 14 year old famous YouTube is doing this shit. I didn't know grown men would go on air

Spill their hearts about their private lives and bitch and moan and cry life and yell at each other about their friendships and shit And this is it's weird that these people are You're supposed to be a grown-up. What how old is John? Yeah, so in his 50s or something at least and you are Angry at some dude on the internet who colipped your voice for two seconds They're trying to see him. It doesn't make any sense. So Stuttering John Lives out in LA and the Howard Stern show was out in LA this past week doing three shows from the new serious studios out there John goes down there with a microphone in the camera. There's a link to it on our sub Reddit. I recommend everybody check it out.

John is trying to interview Shule, who is a staff member in the Sano Comedian on the Howard Stern show, and Shule tells the hotel to get security involved and to kick John out. That's how I put that. This guy used to work on the show. He can't even talk to people. He knows personally. They want to get security to kick John out that's how pathetic this guy used to work on the show He can't even talk to people he knows personally

They they want to get security to kick him out. That's where John is at with his career He's a fucking pathetic loser. I mean he always has been but he doesn't he doesn't even understand how pathetic he comes off I think he's the one posting these videos Unbelievable. Yeah, man. That's unbelievable. Yeah, man, it's weird. It's a radio version of Teenage Girls. Yes, it is. And that's what the Howard Stern wrote into it.

That's what the Howard Stern show was. Howard was the master at creating conflict and then watching it unfold on the air. So he would get whoever he could against each other. You know, someone so would do something and someone else would rad him out and then Howard would confront him and he'd get fights going. Open Anthony was the opposite of that.

So when you go to the opening Anthony fights, that happened like once every five or six years, which is why people are into that sort of thing. But Howard, it was all about just back stabbing and fights and shit like that. You would think, Senator, Joe would be so used to that at this point. It doesn't make any sense that he's not rolling with the punches as we make part of his shitty podcast.

It's so bizarre. No, but no, but so he's involved in that mindset. It's this is, I feel like this is going to piss off a lot. Some of you listeners maybe, but this is the real housewives of Howard Stern, basically, is a bunch of caddy bitches who have microphones in front of them. And so now this guy thinks, okay, I gotta keep this up.

Carl dragged me on TV, so I gotta drag him now like a real housewife would. The reality, Jesus. I guess. It'll be a man. I guess, but you would think that in that world, you fight back. You don't get lawyers involved and talk about serving someone papers. It's so weird the tech that he's taking.

So the other thing that I wanted to point out that I'm very excited about is his co-hosts, his sidekick there is Royce Dorosio and somebody purchased Royce Dorosio.com and it redirects to whoarethese.com. So Spinston on our sub-rudit. Thank you for doing that. It's fucking hilarious. And I couldn't be happier about it. So I have an idea. I can't with an idea, Kaya. This might fall flat. I'm hoping it doesn't. But here's the idea. So John thinks that he can sue us because we played clips of his show on our show. He thinks that for some reason, we don't have the right to play a clip of his show and then comment on it. And I know for a fact that we do, it is the fair use section of the copyright law.

And what I'm gonna ask now is that, I know we have other podcasters who listen to WATP. Anyone who has a podcast, pull a clip of John's show, make fun of him, or just comment on it, you can say he's great. Whatever you do, pull a clip of his show, play it on your show, and then please, tweet that to him, tweet that to us.

I want him to get barodged with everybody clipping his show because this is the Streisand effect. When you make a stink about something you don't want to happen, it's gonna happen tenfold. So I'm calling out good times great movies, Planet Manard, Live From The 405, Dick's Show, Comy At The Carlson Cast,'s right retro cinema thought cops ginger snap Hate this podcast everybody is awful cripple cast to go to gum to go to go. I'm alone

Can a count as all 20 of your podcasts. I will applaud you if you do this to woke to fuck Poe boys afterburn 739. We only do take. I'm probably missing a bunch of official pockets. Everyone who listens to this show, if you have a podcast, I want you to pull a clips from John. If you don't know how to do that, I'll send you clips of John. Just reach out to me. I'll give you the clips. Play about your show.

I want to fucking barrage this guy with everyone pulling clips of his pockets. And I'll tell you something too. I could dedicate WATp to Justin R&J Any time I listen to any segment of his show, it's terrible and it's so easy to make fun of So I encourage everyone to go ahead and take advantage of this offer Act now and buy one get one free and all that fun stuff. So please play clips of John. I'll be fun There so it's gonna be your new pets project and my new project I want everyone to fuck with Stuttering John because he's he really doesn't handle it well at all

So that should be fun Alright Hey Kaya it's time for the week This is the part of the show where we play Mm-hmm somebody will send us in a We're gonna jump the week, we're gonna jump the week. This is the part of the show where we play. Somebody will send us in a clip

or a timestamp from a podcast they heard. That's just super douche-chili and cringey. And I have to play two of them this week because one of them is a makeup. Last week, we played the Chip Chippers in Podcast, episode 121, the terrorist is called, and there was a prostitute on there

talking about this 70 year old client that she had, they couldn't get it up, and she had vocal fry and was annoying, and then somebody wrote me and said, dummy, about four minutes later, she starts rapping. That's the cringe of the week. I was like, oh shit really? So this is a prostitute rapping on the Chip Chippers and Bodyguests.

And Anthony Kumia's there and Chip and a few other people and just listen to how uncomfortable they are while this is going on. Nope, everybody wants to crawl out of their skin. That's great. One for the team since I was a box in hand. Selling power, you was never a shotgun brand. Gilligan, Crain, Stale, Shadow Box, and stunner.

If I played it, old dirt, the book of Inak Runa, channel in the Applehead, Kill the Bees, a Parker for Dutch Master Ice Cream, physique. Other most blessings for this punkster. I did it for the money. So now I have to wonder who got the A's because I don't know I haven't been tested and be battling but tidy says be right back heading down to get 10 key lows to fuck me all day. He offered me 10 grand. His picture

was so hot invited him up to my place. God, it's all your fish. That's pussy that might give you cancer because cuz says don't grow on trees tiny dancer. It was like decades older than his tender pig not even semblance structure or similus and they go on from there about you. Wow. Alright. That was talented. God damn. That was that was talented. Nope. Yeah, that's not the best use of the mouth, put it back in, leave it there. All bad things.

Here's another cringe of the week. Oh, who sent that to me? Oh, that was from Joe from the UK, who reached out and said we should play that. So thank you, Joe. This is a cringe of the week from the waiting to dry podcast. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, That was from Joe from the UK who reached out and said we should play that. So thank you, Joe.

This is a Christmas week from the Waiting to Dry podcast. This is a podcast called Plain Air. So Waiting to Dry sent us in. And this podcast is called Plain Air. It's hosted by the sky, Eric Rhodes. And they just wanted to point out the force laughter that's happening here. Let's know how uncomfortable this conversation is. Yes, I think so, very much.

Alright, well, I'm really looking forward to the book you're gonna do about me. Well, hire me and I will. Oh, she's a shay. Is this on record? So, unfortunately it would be about one page. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. clip this that I imagined I might use for the segments. It's not so much a cringe of the week as it is a fail of the week or the like it. I like it. That's my clip 18. I think it's just a matter of time. And so we have Carl on the discord telling us everything. Start the countdown boys. Car will we past away last weekend? Apparently had a heart attack in his sleep.

Oh it's perfect. And you know what, Kyle? A little bit of a fail. It certainly was. And you know what that does? Is that transition is very well into our next segment? Oh, man, put it back! Oh, man, put it back! Put it back!

Put it back! Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! Bum, bum, bum, bum! Bum! Bum! Bum! the man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. OP did a tribute. A two-part tribute to Karl Ruiz, where him and his buddies all got together at Gebhards. And I listened to that. I wasn't the first part.

I haven't listened to the whole second part yet. But there's a few things that I observed here that I wanted to point out. And right at the beginning, they talk about the fact that Karl Ruiz was a great chef. And you know he's successful when, even when he's not at the restaurant, it still thrives and the food's amazing and people love it. Karl lives on through La Cubana, the restaurant that he recently opened.

You know, a great restaurant runs without the chef being there. And that's kind of the test of La Cubana now. Like, everyone who's down there, Chef Mario now, and the crew that he hired, like, that's his legacy, his life spot. And he should look, if he did his job right, it's going to continue going. Right. So, go down to La Cubana, show some support. You can literally taste that guy's heart and soul. So that's a really sweet

sentiment. Guys, Carol's no longer with us but the restaurant that he started and all the people he hired to do this work and the chefs he trained to make his dishes are still there. Go down there, support Carol, keep him alive and spirit by keeping La Cubana going and Opie immediately follows that sentiment with this. You can literally taste that guy's hot and soul. I'll be honest with you. I don't know. In fact, you go down there anytime soon. I feel way more comfortable here at Get Parks. Oh, fucking idiot. Great endorsement, dummy. Yeah, I'm not going there, fuck that, man. That's a place I'm definitely going to avoid from now on.

Why would you say that? That's a purchase signal, and it's, oh, I'm hit so hard by this passing that I can't even bear eating those burgers in a restaurant. Why would you think he's... Oh, it's so stupid. It looks extremely salty because I assume Carl had the forced sides to leave behind a will and do you think Opie must be angry because perhaps he wasn't mentioned in it as much as he hoped he would be I doubt Carl had a Quill I doubt he was 44 years old. I don't think he was planning on dying in his sleep anytime soon I don't know he was planning on dying in his sleep anytime soon. I don't know. He was a fat restaurant all owner who ate fast food for a living, basically.

I feel like he would have some sort of a plan. After all, he has a huge company. He must have had a plan for how... How are the things going to go forward if he passes or if he steps down, who runs the place now, who gets what? He might have. I think OP is much more concerned about content than whatever Carl could have given him monetarily.

So OP now is left without a co-host. And if you've heard me document what OP does on his podcast over the last year and a half, you'll know that he's terrible at it. He really needs someone to help him out and make the show interesting. I don't think he's salty to be honest with you. I listen to the whole tribute. I think he's hurting. I think he's broken up.

It's tough for him. And it shows. It shows when he's walking into Gebhardt. He runs into his neighbor, which makes sense. That's the neighborhood he lives in. He sees his neighbor there. And this is such a weird reaction to the neighbors saying he can't stop in for a beer with him.

Hey, what's up, Ben? How are you, buddy? My neighbor. How are you, man? Come on in for a beer, all right? I'm going to pick up Bonnie right now. Oh, right on, man. Life goes ony right now. Oh right on man life goes on I guess right yeah life goes on all right

Have a tremendous Tragedy and my friends just going to get his daughter and has no idea what's going on there Matt This guy's got to go pick up his daughter and hope he's like do my friend just died have a beer with me your daughter can Wait what the fuck is your problem? This is how OP thanks That's crazy life who goes on I guess right Why aren't you mourning the death of Carl reason like because I don't know Carl ways I have to go pick up my daughter. I'm sorry dude. I don't know what to tell you Well, I'd love to like be here and be a shoulder shoulder cry on but I kind of have to do my taxes and

Tonight, alright, what do you want? I would rather do anything else This is interesting. I like this theory They talk about something that Carl Ruiz had mentioned back when he was doing the radio show on Sirius with OP. Carl would talk about how easy it is to disappear and a lot of fans are like, that's what he did, he told you from day one, he was gonna disappear and how easy it was. So, the theory here is that Carl faked his own death in order to stop hanging out with OP. And while that sounds crazy, I like I'm listening yeah I could see it gotta make sense.

Um, possible. Oh my God. So this episode I listen to Vic Henley's on it. Vic Henley's doing his fucking nasally laugh throughout the entire episode and if I had the time or the will or the ability to go back and listen to the show again which I have none of those things I would have pulled together a compilation it's so in raging I think it's just the worst anyway moving on what else we got Opie is trying to

do a tribute to Carl Ruiz and he decides to tell a story about the biggest laugh he ever got out of Carl was when Carl left it want to Opie's jokes. Opie's reminiscing about Carl and somehow turns it into him. The level of narcissism here is unbelievable. Listen to this. The biggest laugh of my life when you were telling that whole story about your ex making out on the security camera. And I asked if you got hard.

And Carl started laughing because he started laughing so hard that I went off. And it's pretty much the biggest laugh I've ever had in my life. So Opie says, the hardest I've ever laughed is when I told a really funny joke that made my friend laugh. And then I laughed along with him at my joke. This is what Opie just said.

And you would think that that would be a ridiculous thing to say on a podcast. But he takes it to the next level when he then splices in audio from that exact thing that he's talking about in order to show everybody how funny he is. See, here's proof that I told a joke that my friend laughed at. But I have her laughing, you know,

it's bigger smile than she had for a long time and then the two of them just start making out right in front of my fucking door. Wow. So, how hard did you get? Oh, I would So this turn into a it turned into an OP tribute. Yeah, turn to the opi's greatest hits Hey guys, Carl we passed away remember that time I it a really funny joke? I think Carl was there.

I don't know. Let's play it. What the fuck? It's speaking of cracking themselves up. And Vic Henley, they're talking about Carl's last night on Earth. So it was a Friday night. He went to bed. He never woke up after that.

And Vic Henley, and I'm all for, especially when someone who's a funny person, a comedian, who's light-hearted, when they pass away and you want to make good fun of it and have some levity to it, make some jokes, I think that's great. I don't think it has to be a mournful event. But something about the way that Vic Henley cracks himself up over a nothing joke is weird. Carl, you're going to die over a hashtag and he would be like, eh, I am. He would go with it.

He would be a living hashtag. Well, the fight, the one time he didn't Ruiz, which was the last night of his life killed him Why is that so they're talking about he had this hashtag hashtag Ruiz and it was all about Eating and drinking and going out and partying and Vic says yeah, you know, it's crazy Is it the last night that he was alive? He actually took it easy. What did I miss? What's what's funny about that? I'm lost. I'm lost in what you're trying to say. So what's oh, he's planned now since he has one less co-host. That's a good question. So far, he's done these two,

he did a two-part tribute thing from Gebhard's. We had Sharad Small and Vic Henley and Tim Sabian and a bunch of guys all come in and talk about Carl. They actually tweeted it out. I think fans came down and stuff. So he's done that. And then outside of that, he's put out a bunch of like best of episodes and I hold up a social car all to like reminisce about it. So that's a good question. I don't know what's gonna hit the next chapter in OP's life, but we'll document it here on W-A-T-P.

I guarantee you that. People were concerned I didn't do any Opie last week. They're like, oh, just because Carl died, we can't have an opening moment. No, of course we can still talk about Opie. What do you think? What do you think? Crazy. This is a funny clip because Opie talks about something

that Carl used to do. It was part of their friendship that he thought, Opie thought he was special, and then he quickly learns that he was not. Well, that leads to one of my favorite things about Carl. Was the videos and the pictures I would get Saturday and Sunday. Oh, look at how many people got these videos and pictures. Who didn't get them as a birthday?

So I hope he thought that he's like, oh, my buddy, Carl is telling me about his weekend. And we do these, we share this stuff back and forth. Like, no, Carl, it's just blasted out to everyone, dubby. You're not special. That is sad. Again, these guys are acting like teenagers when they're 50 year old men. This is similar to how when you were a young boy and you think, uh,

you're the only guy your crush is paying attention to the girl. But then you find out that she's been talking to three other guys as well. Yeah, that you're just one of many. You know shit. Poor OP. That's why that girl that you have a crush on has on her phone all day is because she's also doing the same tax thread with all your friends.

Just FYI, it's not just you, get dummy. Yeah. And they're all better looking. They all have a shot. And you don't. This is the last clip that I want to play. And this is at the very end of part one of this tribute to Carl Ruiz.

I thought that, you know, I'm getting a little choked up here because OP and Carl were really good friends. We're really good friends. And I think OP did a fantastic job of paying tribute to their friendship and Carl's legacy with this. My bookie is the place to bet on football every weekend My bookie has better bonuses and more prop bets than any other sports book period

Use promo code OP OP IE to activate the offer promo code OP OP IE to activate the offer promo code OPOPIE visit my bookie online today that's m-y-b-o-o-k-i-e my bookie and don't forget to use the promo code OPOPIE when creating your account to claim the bonus. Did you see that comment? I'm very big or too obvious. How many times can you say OP? Do you think you went to the company? So this is not standard practice. Generally sponsors don't come to you and say, hey, we're so your promo code is your name, but twice. That doesn't happen.

I put OP must have like went to them and said, okay, I like OP as a promo code, but how about we make it OP OP? In fact, no, no, we make it OP OP. No, no, no, no, this you're going no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, spell an OP. What the fuck? Who, how dumb are his listeners? Then he thinks they don't know how to spell this shit. He's spelling out my bookie. He's spelling out the promo code. It's like, we get it. We know English.

Okay. We understand how this works. So, I don't think he got reprimanded to then. Is he with a different network now? After he got booted from Westwood One? Well, no, he's out of zone. I don't know how he's getting advertisers. Okay, so what the advertisers usually do is they tell you okay So you mentioned your promo code only once we need you to read this URL. Yeah, I don't know try to say it five times

So you can actually get us some clicks you fucking pathetic loser and That feels like that in that case. He's so bad at ad reads. He puts on a whole different inflection in his voice. He starts yelling for some reason. I don't know. I mean, do I have to explain this? It's obvious, he sucks at this.

Speaking of sucking at things, I got a note from a guy named Dan who claims that I have contradicted myself and put together a Clipperoo for us, a Clipperoo-nie. This is, there's some production here too. But we were talking about Michael Rappaport back in I think episode 103. We were talking about his show and Michael Rappaport talks about going to

Barstool sports and their offices in New York and he says they literally smelled bad. He's like they stink I go into their offices and they stink Which I thought was really fun. Nobody says that. Nobody goes. I went to that place it stinks So this is a clip of me apparently catching this in myself. We'll see We're a hundred million dollar company their office is a fucking pigsty Fucking shit hole The whole place stinks. I got it, I love it. They're playing stings.

Who says that? That's stink. It stinks. Whopps. Whopps. Whoops. It stinks. Whoops. Alright, I'll give him credit.

Very good production. It stinks. I agree. Who says that? Why would you ever say it stinks? Good point. Alright. Why would you ever say it sticks? Good point. Alright, Kaya, this leads us to everybody's favorite part of the show. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Well, it might be you teasing next week's podcast that you will be reviewing. That is correct, my friend. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the show. They will be reviewing next week on W-A-T-P. And I am very excited about next week's episode. I have not listened to this show yet, but I've listened to the part that you're about to hear, and it's getting me pumped up. I'm getting Kevin back on the show, our original co-host, and we'll be talking about this podcast. Hi, every pony, and welcome to Macintosh and Mon. This show of My Little Pony is from two adults who love it in spite of their children. My Little Pony, season six, episode three, The Gift of the Mod Pie.

Picky Pie travels to main happened with Rarity in search of the perfect gift for her sister, Mod Pie. A nice pouch for Mod Pie's pet rock boulder. Mod Pie? It's a mod episode. It's an episode. Kaya, are you jealous? I feel like you brought up the party. Yeah, I'm talking white.

So why do I get the podcast with just a long that is well produced and decent yet boring? It's not very clippable. There's a whole lot to make fun of just done well, but it's not interesting. And you get the little punny podcast, beep, beep, beep. Can't tell you the funniest thing about what you just said is that we just spent 15 minutes playing clips

and making fun of that podcast. You're like, we had to do a podcast. You couldn't even make fun of. It's all we did. It's like this. Yeah, but yeah, but you know, those type of podcasts, you have to kind of, it was a lot of always when you take a cool up, you feel like, okay, this is sort of a stretch. Maybe I can exaggerate how I feel about it and be entertaining.

And you only back the kiss soft balls at every other mother fucker talking about a little my little pony called mothpie. Listen, I, I, I feel bad now. And I want to extend an invitation for you to come on and talk with Kevin to myself about Macintosh and mod, a my little pony podcast. This is a suggestion that came in from Will's and I love it. He actually sent me, or he or she sent me,

two different brony podcasts that we could check out. And I'm excited to get back into this world, man. I am super stoked about it. Usually I would turn that down because I don't want to encroach on anyone else's fun time, but knowing Kevin, he's going to show up without clips. So I might take you up. You should be there.

I agree. Just I agree. All right. So thank you so much for coming on, Kai. You put in a ton of work into the show and it's very much appreciate I had a great time today. Please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the mush piss of morning radio. And now the show is called my cow. Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. You fucking know all about this shit. This dude is fucking cornering. You're not carrot-man.

You're not... Fuck you! What is this garbage? How do they have a piecat? This is bullshit. That's such a make-a-decent, SRIP! Well, that's retarded. That's fast enough. Why is it go off?

There are no laughs! Yeah, I know! I, you know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no laughs. Me and I. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. I was telling you I was reading some of our reviews from other countries that Coleman compiled for us as reading them last night.

And one of the ones I read was a one-star review. I forget. I think it might have been Australia where they said, I used to like this show. These are the always the ones that really like hit your hard. I used to love this show and I can't listen anymore because they've become the shows that they used to make fun of. And they pointed out the fact that we would play voice bells and laugh at the nonsense. And I was like, oh, fuck, they're right.

They're goddamn right. But now we don't do them on the show anymore. Now the voicemails are head to the show. So you can't judge us on how we deal with voicemails. It's not part of the show. You should be gone by now. Show's over. Closing credits.

We're done. We're moving on. This is very fair. Let's talk about some voicemails. Because as usual, I'm trying to curate the voicemail segment. I want to just play the funniest ones. And I have a bunch because I think they're all great. I don't know why.

I enjoy these. This one I wasn't even going to play, but you'll find out why I play it in a minute. Carl, it's me again. Last week I asked you about getting a link to the Vanish podcast that you did with, I don't really know who, I just want to listen to it. Okay, look, I know that I have to buy your merch or donate to your PayPal, but here's the thing. I don't really want to buy your merch or donate to your PayPal, but here's the thing. I don't really want to buy any of your bullshit. And well, I could donate to you, but I don't

really want to do that either. So I'll make a deal with you, okay? I'll make a deal. How about I co-host an episode with you? Now, I know you're going to say no to that originally, but believe me, I don't even wanna talk to you really, like that much. So, I'll pre-record my lines, you can put it under soundboard. And then we can just pretend like we like each other or something, you know. Yes, I'll do that, call me back.

So, that's the kind of thing I listen to, and I'm like, all right, whatever whatever I'm not gonna play that on the show But then he immediately calls back and follows through with this privacy is gonna prerecord co-hosting and I just thought this was really funny So let's see what the sounds like here W-A-T-W-I-D-E-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-W-A-T-V What's up buddy? Okay, what else? Go ahead and play my next demo car, I think that sums up the show pretty well. Okay, yeah, let me point over something.

Great review. Do you hear that whole price? Fan practice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha week that we'll be up to. I agree. So now he's officially co-hosted with us, but that does not get you episode 88. All right. This is someone commenting on our comments on Shamus last week. Wow. Shamus really put it out that he's a slow learner. I mean, he said he took swimming lessons four times in high school and it only took him two times to learn how to swim. Most people usually learn after one shot. Yeah, keep on bragging there, bud. And I want to point out most people know how to swim before high school. So the fact that he was complaining, I had to go to this high school and then that high

school and they're all teaching me how to swim. This guy is fucking crazy. Alright, this guy calls it again, talking about Shamus. I also realized that Shamus is also a bad father because while he was talking about how he has been forced to do all these podcasts, so he's great at it. You could audibly hear his crying child in the background. So, you know, maybe your shameless is going to assume be a great father because he is being forced to do it over and over again in the hatred. It's a good theory. I like that. Maybe on a future podcast, we'll be talking about how he became a good father because he's killed off three of his children,

but the fourth and the fifth are doing very well. It just took that practice. You know, Francis makes perfect. Just like with his typing class, or his speech class. He has so many podcasts, I'd imagine. He also has 19 children or something. Probably.

I liked that he took speech class and I was making fun of him. Shouldn't I feel like I should go to speech class. I listen back to these shows or people pull clips for me and I realize I don't pronounce owls. I should've just be sitting in a classroom going exactly, exactly.

All right, here's a baby. Here's someone talking about Opie selling his hashtag Ruizing merchandise. Carl, start to call you again. Like being that guy, I'm like the, I called like, I don't just my third call or something, but I just want to know why the fuck you didn't bring up Opie being a fucking jackass with With the car or Louise merchandise like if you go to his website you can see that he's got all this fucking car or Louise merchandise after he died

He's got all these dumbass tweets. He put out. He's just being a real dick. He's just wondering why you didn't fucking address that. You coward. I'm just saying you're not fucking coward, but yeah. And on the off chance that Doug from who's right is hosting this week with you. I wanted to tell him he's a dick too for putting his regular show behind a fucking pay wall like he's Anthony Kumi are something like I already didn't like to show that much but I'll listen to it because I mean it was something to listen to right but now like I'm totally not going

to pay him a dollar to listen to his show every week now. That's fucking bullshit. But Call me back. Bye. Is that true? Is dog subscriber only? Tell us about entirely so they switched to a model where they every other week it's a bonus episode. So twice a month they release a public one. Twice a month you get a bonus that you have to pay for. Okay, interesting. But that's very recent. Yeah.

Well, let's piss off this guy. The only thing that he pointed out, I haven't talked about this, is this whole thing where Opie has the hashtag Ruizeng merchandise you can buy and he's gone out on Twitter and talked about it and he's trying to profit. So I went ahead and looked at the description of his Carl Ruiz Tribute show and it says, purchase Carl Ruiz merchandise with a link to the OP radio site and it says, proceeds going to a cause near and dear to Carl's heart.

Yeah, OP. Right. I mean, that's, that obvious, right? It's going to a cause near and dear to Carl's heart. I was his best friend, so there you go. It's going to be because why would you explain what the cause is? Have you heard how hard I make him laugh? He cares about it. Have you ever heard that joke I told once? Of course I deserve all this money.

Is that crazy? Like, that's literally what it says. Go into the OP radio and look at the description. Proceeds going to a cause near and dear to Carl's heart. What are you talking about? And by the way, Carl's heart's not happening anymore. All right. That's that's mean That's just that's just mean all right. Here's a a color reaction to our episode from last week Top five worst W ATP co-host number five and These brother Jill number four Jen from the Jingle department number three

Chrissy mayor number two Digi bro number one Justin Brown that is the definitive list as of today all right I made it good talk about this real quick Justin Brown got hammered in the sub-run of thread for that episode I thought he was very funny I went and edited it the next day on Sunday of last week and I was like oh this is this is really good We have good chemistry. You see like we had some funny back and forth I like to wear his mind went with things was always about what's the joke people fucking hated him Why is that? I didn't hear a whole lot of something that I would hate him for no? Yeah, it's weird

People really to be more hated than Chrissy mayor on this show is shot Or dog So you know that I like to give out Episode 88 to people who donate to the show donate to the show. Carl, as you're a blatant white supremacy been addressed before, you are trying to sell merch by teasing episode 88 as an incentive.

88, Carl, the anti-dynamically and the STLC both have let the world know that 88 is a white supremacy number. 8 is the, or H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. H, H stands for Hail Hitler. Hey, you're just gonna sell that. You're just gonna give that kind of dog whistle, how it didn't open like that.

What if the 80 L fights up? Oh, you'll be shut down. Oh, you need to, you need to rethink what you're labeling that episode. Maybe just start calling it the Oh, fuck, I was ran off the road. Maybe it's all the tables, the whole stuff. The whole lot of stuff. So, you know, not an episode 88, unless you're actually a white supremacist,

anti-Semitic, chew-hater. All right. I wanted the guy almost ran off the road and all that. So could you imagine, Kai? I'm just gonna throw this out there. If I was such a white supremacist that I purposely created an episode that I thought might get me fired from my job. So I could then take it off the internet and then months and months later promote it.

That would be very impressive. If I was a waste of process, I'd be one of the smartest waste of promises to ever live, I would think. That'd be amazing. You always have to appreciate some numerology. It's true. Right. It's, uh, what, well, this guy's rant and rambling about the, these are the 14 words and 88 me trial Hitler and He's talking about nine that which is the ninth planet and before you know with two seconds until listening to these people You're down Alex Jones level Shit, so I'm thinking he was joking. Obviously I think he was sure. I that gave me a good idea. I think you should

I think it would be fun for you to review a white supremacist podcast in the same vein that you reviewed a flood. Orther. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Just listen to these people ramble on and on and see what they're actually on about. And I don't mean, you know, what the woke call far right or not see your white supremacist

or just listen to a regular Bill O'Reilly podcast. I mean, actually find a KKK podcast and see what they're talking about. We should literally find a KKK. That's a great idea. It's funny because a Squeeps in our discord said, if it's going to be you, me and Kevin next week at the show, that is literally the KKK episode of the show. Hey, everybody, it's Kevin Kay and Carl. Oh, that's not good.

Whoops. No, it's, I think that's a great idea. I like that. I'm going to write that down. We're going to, we got to find a literal white supremacist podcast. And I just, I hope to how I don't agree too much with it because that would really suck probably. Oh, these guys are bringing up a lot of good points. And I just, I hope to how I don't agree too much with it. Because that would really suck. I'm like, yeah, these guys are bringing up a lot of good points.

Well, the production value is kind of bad, but you know, I have to say the things are saying about George Soros and Jewish Cabal kind of spoke to me. I sent them a new microphone. Hopefully that works better for that. But anyway, here's someone. I'll preempt the Reddit comments right now, you are pronouncing the word supremacist as supremacist. Oh,

am I pronouncing words wrong? Listen, I'm a sad old, I'm a sad old white. You're gonna hear about this again. Oh, Jesus, I'm a sad old white. Oh, who lives by himself and in the apartment in Manhattan. Ha ha ha. You know what I'm gonna do right now? And only people on Discord will know that I did this. I'm gonna pronounce the word right

and then fix it on post, ready? Supremacist. Is that the word I was supposed to say? Nope. Yes. All right. Let me get a couple of different verses of it. Supremacist.

Supremacist. Supremacist. White supremacist. All right, cool. get a couple different verses of it. Supremacist, supremacist, supremacist, white supremacist. All right, cool, I'm gonna fix that all off. Mm-hmm. They are awesome. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. All right, that if I could strike me. Okay, someone's calling in about the teenage boy

Vick who calls into the show or Possibly our only female listener someone has beef with Vic Yo, so I was listening to those voice nails and I heard the fucking fucking Fucking Vic didn't like that music I agree the music is great here's another person who calls out our co-hosts from last week Justin Brown. Hey Carl, I just wanted to call and tell you that you know what I love is when you have co-hosts every time they speak they clap and crack up at the things they're saying. Kind of like that Justin Brown guy. Boy, he was great to listen to No, I'm curious I'm gonna go back and listen to that episode. He did say like a lot and I couldn't even pull it out

It was so For now see so that might be the reason why people are down on him a little bit. It's possible I see oh shit dude. This is serious stuttering John's attorney called into the show So I don't know why you're laughing man. This is my livelihood that we're talking about livelihood Hey Hey, Carl. My name is... I am law for Stunner and John Melendez, and I'm here to call you because I heard that you say some flander and things about my client. Now, you've been saying some flander and things like, he's unfunny.

Now, I can prove that's wrong to you because I bet you haven't heard about this. He's been on the Howard Stern Show. Now I heard that the Howard Stern Show is pretty funny. And also you might, you've said, it's like this podcast is not very good. Now, I know I haven't listened to it. I'm an old boomer who can't listen any, don't know in technology.

But I've also heard from him that it was pretty good. So that's also a lie. Now I'm also beginning to see me in the middle of some Skyrim. Oh, Lord, I don't know what I'm saying. Shameless, McKillian will go with that one. He's been also saying that you are extremely, or you're saying to play in her things.

You can't have that. Nope. You know, I'd say bad things on the internet that's not left. She's also saying that you told your fans to give them five-star reviews and say bad stuff about them on the internet that's not left. He's also said that you told your fans to give them five star views and said bad stuff about them on the comments.

That's not how you supposed to use iTunes. You know what happens when you don't use it properly? That's right. We sue you. I'm not thinking that doesn't make any more sense. We want some money. And we also want you to shut the hell up. Now, you better give us that apology now

here or and also $500 million or whatever the hell is going to see you for I'm not quite sure. That's what I'm gonna say because I heard someone else have very good time with that and it worked out very well for him. So again call them back. I'm John Melinda this is a lawyer and you better call back to the apology here. If you don't, we will sue you definitely It's good to know that I can just apologize in the lawsuit goes away It would be cool if him and she and Scott together to start a class action lawsuit Well, he tried to see all together and imagine every single podcast all 170 or whatever.

That's right now. So we knew at once, Marissa joins in. He tried to get OP radio involved in this, which is interesting. I'm going to talk to Mike Sappho next week. So we'll see what he has to say. But yeah, that would be an interesting class action lawsuit. And it'd be a funny late night TV commercial too. Has W H E P to famed your podcast?

Do you or someone you love hate caro from W H E P? Some sleazy fucker like soul good man. Yeah. And a shit green screen like that. Have you been emotionally hurt? Have you suffered emotional distress? Well, call now, call 555, Jimmy McKill. Has your podcast been called garbage or un-listenable?

Call now. We'll get you the money you deserve. All right. John, if you're still listening, do you feel bad about being in the same boat as Shamus? We'll get you the money you deserve. All right. John, if you're still listening, do you feel bad about being in the same boat as Shamus? You should. Because Shamus is actually worse than you at podcasting,

which is hard to do. The company you're keeping is very bad. I just have a note here for this next voice, when I said the guy wants to delete his message. Let's see what this says. a note here for this next voice, but I said the guy wants to delete his message. Let's see what this says. Shit. How do I delete this fucking message? All right. I guess it didn't go well. Didn't come out swinging on this one.

I'm giggling it now. You're googling how to delete your message while leaving me a message? Yeah, I feel like you could just hang up. Yeah, that would be easier. That would be a smart and weird. Oh no, it's not working. It's not, it's not working. It's not it's not Did he try to hack the hotline? No, there's no shit

I don't know if that's real or not, but it sounded real to me. It's so real to me, dammit. All right. Mm-hmm. Do you know a guy named Mondayne Matt, you familiar with this character? Little bit. Yeah.

I know he's one of those internet losers. Yes. And Dick Masterson is not a fan of this guy. He called into our show. Hello, my name is Mondein Matt and today I just want to leave you with a little voice now. You see, I was looking for something to listen to when I watched my daughter. Well, my girlfriend's daughter. Well, her mother was out with her inner city work friend.

Anyways, I sort of feel really like your stuff. I really like it. Love, I love Andy and Joe. They're really good at catching people for being racist, sexist, and bigots. Sometimes I don't even catch it, someone's a bigot when they do. I was rated YouTube's biggest storyboy for two years straight.

The problem is, I did eventually find out that your friends would be known like supremacist terrorist at Dick Masterson. I don't know if you knew that about him. He's literally killed multiple people with his evil hateful bullying. I saw that you even went as far as to make a show with him attacking my good friend, Maddox. I'm humbly asking you to stop attacking this state. And instead, do more shows with Andy and Joe about how evil white people are.

Those are the best shows you have ever done. When they have to interrupt and tell you that some of these two women, they have a mother who might be an alt-right Jewish woman. That was the best show you ever did. Oh, and real quick, please maybe don't review anything I do, like the Monday Math Show or three-buck theater, or I might have to fall flag your channel until it's gone. I've got connections. So thanks in advance. Bye So that would be the thing that I rail on quite a bit a lot of inside jokes and For people who enjoy

TDS they got very meta. Yeah, so it's that was very much for people who are fans of the dick show. All right last Voice mail that I'm gonna play Hey, what do you do for a living? I'm I'm wildly fascinated by your lifestyle. Can we talk about this? Can I interview you right now? What's a typical day like? I mean, that's a majority. I do some stuff on the site that I try to keep private Try to actually have some sort of a private life, but You know the official podcast thankfully pays well, so I get to do something I enjoy. As far as they're being drunk, so you might not know or have heard of this, but Doug and I, from whose rights, have a bet for a whole month, we're doing O-MAD, which is one meal

a day. It's a form of fasting. It's pretty much the most difficult form of fasting. And if you might know Doug,, you know, he's more bit Leo B Say that but I'm okay. Yeah He is more bit Leo B's Okay, so within five days he has lost seven pounds though nice and even though that might be water weight and what not it's been interesting so I

Don't know. Yeah, so shout out to dog actually. That's's good I always fed shame him and bully him relentlessly throughout the day. So maybe I want to use my Shout out or promotion chance this week to promote him and who's right? I love it. Who's right in podcasts? They're always good to us and you definitely check those guys out. We love Doug. Yeah. So your typical day is Preparing for and or recording the official podcast. That's what you do for a living Yeah, on the weekends mostly so the official podcast thankfully it's been able to pay for all of us pay well. You know,

my co-hosts, they also have been able to quit their day jobs to basically do this full time or do, you know, they always refer to it as content creation, which is kind of stupid, but the Twitch YouTube podcasting. So that's nice. I also try to do some stuff offline on my own time that I'm interested in involving that audio production and mixing and that sort of stuff which I Like I said, I don't like really promoting in such Well the reason why I bring it up is because Kaya We are officially starting a patreon. I've been avoiding it for a long time But here's a way.

Okay. Here's a or two. I know. Here's a or doing. There was a long way around. You didn't have to grow. No. Honestly, it was announced it and I would have been supportive.

I would have listened. I would have announced it either way, but I literally had conversations with people who was to our podcast who asked me, what does, what does Kaya do? What's his deal? I'm like, I honestly don't even know. So I've been wanting to ask you these questions anyway. But so I'm glad we had this conversation. But I've decided that we just need to talk about Shamus and Stuttering John and even Opie.

These people are putting on all this content. It's just flying by because I only do a show once a week and we do a few minutes on it. We need to really hunker down and dissect what's going on, especially with Shamus. That's all I can listen to right now. It's so fascinating. I got, there's a show that he's putting out with his girlfriend. And this show is a mate. His girlfriend has the charisma of a beer bottle. It's unbelievable. I can't wait to tell everybody about this show and play Cluster on it, but I can't just like heart. I don't want to just put it out there and have Sheamus kill himself. So if I put it, be out of paywall. Listen to me pretending that this is the reason

this is the reason why we're doing this. If I make a five bucks, then Chabas can't, let's not do it because he's poor. But whatever, we're gonna do a Patreon. We're gonna do some bonus episodes where we really dissect our favorite punchable podcasts. It'll be the punchable bonus. The punchable bonus. I don't think there's anything,

there's literally nothing you have to feel awkward about or bad here. You put more for doing a single episode than like we do on the official podcast in a single month. Right. You deserve it. I appreciate you have to sort of you're gonna have to bear Through the compilations that people are going to make of you throughout 160 episodes Land-based thing, patreon saying how you're never gonna be e-bagging inside rattling your cup on Be one of those motherfuckers

Oh, at the end of the day you deserve a go worry about it. God damn it. Well supported. All right. That's it. That's the announcement I wanted to make That's the announcement I wanted to make.