Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep178 - Your Favorite Band Sucks

Episode Date: November 3, 2019

Cynical a-holes who hate everything complain about people who create art. And this week, those a-holes are reviewing Your Favorite Band Sucks. Both Doug and Anthony from the Who's Right podcast join the show to agree with YFBS while simultaneously hating everything they have to say. We also talk about Opie going to the west coast to continue his Carl Ruiz exploitation tour. And there are updates on Sheamus, Stuttering John, and the No Sleep podcast. Weee!  https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Support WATP - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's a great show. Have you ever listened to it? I have not. It's a quality show and they have ever listened to it? I have not. It's a quality show and they have good ideas. It's kind of like October, but with really no redeeming quality, what's the other day? You guys are concise and brutal. Yeah, you just mercilessly ripson people.

Some of this quite hilarious. You don't have to listen to shitty podcasts. You do it for us. You do it. This guys are making some fucking points here. I like what they say. I don't know what you like what they're saying. It's hilarious.

The show is hilarious. It's show time. W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello, back slavers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show featuring Doug and Anthony that people will actually hear, I'm your host curl. With me this week the hosts of the Who Who's Right Podcast, we have Doug.

Audi, sir. Welcome back, Doug, and making his W-A-T-P debut, we have Anthony. Hello. Anthony, welcome to the show. I want to tell everyone to go to whoarethese.com, get our email address, voicemail number, link to the subreddit, link to the discord server,

link to our merchandise, link to our Patreon. Our first bonus episode came out on Halloween to raving review. Also we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shit all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a podcast called Your Favorite Band Sucks. This is a suggestion from Doug and Anthony, although we have discussed this on our show before. I know Kroge is a big fan of the show. We've all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is the show with two guys, Mark and Tyler. And what they like to do

is break down why a band that people like that's very popular sucks. So these episodes are pretty short and to the point, they move along pretty quickly. I think we listen to a few episodes to get the feel of what this is all about. Yeah, I listen to Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, and one other Beastie boys. Okay. Yeah. So I listen to R.A.M. and Pink Floyd, but I've also been listening to the show for quite a while, so I've heard quite a few of these episodes. Awesome.

I listened to Beastie boys, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Queen to the Stone Age, and bits and pieces of Tears for Fierce and some other things. So very familiar with the show on this one. We've all listened to multiple episodes, and these guys, their whole job is to just shit on the band at every possible angle. Do you guys, what do you guys have equipped

that sums up the show for you? The show is, it's just bad sound quality, horrible editing. It's just a couple of guys are going out of their way to take things out of context and then shit on the smallest detail for an hour. And your favorite band, this is going. Your your favorite band sucks does the exact same thing. Yeah, okay.

Why the fuck do you got to come me up? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. My number 26. It was just too easy. I know. Later, everyone's fucking falling asleep or passed out on the fucking ground.

Well, here's what's really funny. And one I'm talking about is page will be like, thin and it. Yeah. And then plan will be like, so that is not edited by me at all. It is just it's like it's copy paste copy paste. They shorten. There's no breast. There's no spaces. It is anxiety written for. I wrote that note down too that the editing, while I love that they edit the show and I encourage other podcasts to do that, it's very unnatural. It doesn't sound like they even recorded this show in the same day.

I have a feeling these guys would suck life, which is funny because they talk about bands that are great live and they would probably suck. I don't think they recorded this at the same time. I think one person recorded their track and then the other one just recorded to the track. That's what it sounds like. So I didn't clip this because I missed it the first time around, but I remember hearing them say in one of their outros that they had just went back and remastered

every episode for better sound quality. So that's what we're hearing here. This is the remastered version. Yeah, yeah. These are the remastered versions. Yikes. Anthony, what do you have this thumbs up the show for you, buddy? I got I sent you a click called show show summary.

It pretty much sums it up for me. And they're super boring. That's not music. This is the same thing. They went to the store and bought some fucking guitars and plugged them into the same amps and said, this is a unique sound just us. It's an abrasive annoying childish song. There are points in this band's discography where they are making just some of the

worst music that's ever been made. If you have to listen to it 20 times to start to appreciate it, it's not fucking good. That song sucks, dude. Everything about this album sucks. Yeah, but it's produced really well. Because it's just abrasive. It's so bad. It's embarrassing. This album fucking sucks. I can't make it through the whole thing. They're the most depressing band ever. All right, our job here is done. Very good, Anthony. Thank you, thank you.

That's, that pretty much sums up the whole show. That is the show right there. That sums it up. You know what I found annoying about this? And I understand why, but they don't play any of the music that they're talking about. And I find that incredibly annoying because here, you're trying to break down why this vocal part sucks

or why this guitar riff is terrible. And you can't talk about it. You can't play it and reference it. It makes it, I don't know, it just, it's missing an element that needs very desperately. They do one better than that, though. If you play my number 25, they're talking about Robert Plant. Wailing about trying to get laid all the while being a door.

That red, every Lord of the Rings book probably five times. Woman! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and impression with spot on Doug, is that what you're trying to say? So I broke this down into your favorite band sucks editing and then there's a column called Bad Hosting and then another one called Annoying and the Annoying one is like 30 clips. That's the winner. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha copied his laugh and then paced it again about two seconds later. It, it, if you overlapped the waveforms, they are identical. This is music, you know. If you do, well, I don't know what to say to you. I can't help you, probably.

But it's clearly not about that. It's about the murder death. It's so weird. So they're taking an annoying element of the show and then pacing it in so that's there more often than it would have been. Is that the theory that we have? Is that what we're into this there more often than it would have been. Is that the theory that we have? Is that what we're running with here?

I think it's proven. Don't think it's a theory. Yeah, good point. We have the evidence right here. So I don't know if you guys know this, but these guys were actually, I mean, this podcast is kind of big. They were in, was it Wall Street Journal, I think? I do know that.

They talk about it quite a bit. Yeah. So that's what the clip,ip number nine is where I, yeah. I'm pretty sure someone has called me a sellout on Twitter for being in the Wall Street journal. You can say no, and they'll write about you anyways, or you can look sexy as hell in a photo, which is what Mark and I chose to do. Photo credit is next to the picture.

Shout out to that guy. If you're around town in Nashville, I'm pretty sure that dude works freelance. So hit him up. So they gave a photo credit, a shout out to a guy that did their photo set for Wall Street or that's fucking weird, man. That was weird. Is anybody going to look this guy up? Like, I heard it on a podcast that you do, you're a freelance photographer.

I like how it translates from being in the Wall Street Journal, how that correlates to patrons on Patreon. Yeah. Because you will be guaranteed, apparently, 11 patrons if your featured in the Wall Street Journal. Is that how many they have? Yeah. So I noticed, and I don't have this clip because I didn't clip very much today, but they

do. Don't it feel good that you can now patron shame people? I noticed and I don't have this clip because I didn't clip very much today, but they do don't it feel good that you can now patron shame people? Yeah, right? Well, I'll go one better than that. I know as they did an ad read and they said, okay, we have an ad coming up and I'm like, oh, I wonder what news advertising on the show. It's for some pinball place in Nashville. They're doing a local fucking ad spot.

Okay, go to this place and play pinball. What the fuck at a podcast is this? So I actually clip one of those reads and what I wanted to do is see if you'd be willing to play it and how long you'd be able to sit through it. Cause it goes on for some time. All right, what's your name? It's number 27.

All right. Resins, he sounds more like a witch than Stevie Nicks. Mm-hmm. It's just rough. Witchy, he's a witchy man. All right, we're breaking in here with the first of our paid advertisements on the your favorite band sucks podcast from No Quarter, a new pinball spot in East Nashville. Folks, if you love pinball, there is nowhere else

in this entire area that is nearly as cool as no quarter. I don't know how many machines they have. I probably should have figured that out. I'm gonna guess like 15. There are no quarters. You get tokens in there and you get some tokens with everyone of the drinks that you order. Yeah, I got it.

They go through the entire menu if you're interested. I remember I listened to this already. Holy fuck. So what a weird ad that is to hear on a podcast. Like, hey, I wasn't planning to go in the Nashville, but maybe I should. This place has 15 pitfalls tables. 15. Holy shit. The first part of your clip reminded me of, I clipped their, their theme song. Now, I, I, I wouldn't consider myself a musician, but it's not good. I mean, if you're going to make a podcast about music, you should at least put a little bit

of effort into your fucking theme song. So I clipped their theme song if you want to play that, I just put it as theme song. Yeah, that's terrible. That's the worst fucking thing I've ever heard. Well, the way these guys carry on and on about how all of these bands are really good actually suck. I didn't listen to the Beatles one because I probably just rolled my eyes too much. So, these guys say, all that sucks, this sucks, that riff sucks, that drum sound sucks.

So I'm thinking, well, what do you guys do that's so great? Like I talk about podcast suck and I put it out on an amazing podcast. So I have some credibility. So I want to know, what do these guys do? That's so amazing. They have the right to say that,

what Zeppelin and the Beastie boys suck and I happen to have exactly that Drugs all right so they're pretty good. I can't make one of that. It's a good song. So I don't know about what they do that makes them able to do this or whatever, but if you play my clip number one, I've got a little story that kind of goes with that. Aurem is easily one of the most derivative bands that I've ever heard. If people who don't know what that word means, they're copying people.

So they used the word derivative as a cut down for R.E.M. and then they had to tell everybody what derivative means. So I went back a little ways and there's, I found an article called Your Favorite Bands Sucks, a guide to musical contrarianism from 2005. So these guys literally just ripped off an article that they read on the internet in 2000 fucking five and they did into a podcast. That's not a bad idea. I mean, I've ripped off Jack Toper, so I like it. But do you call other podcasts derivative for ripping other people? I mean, they literally called something for being derivative. I've listened to a lot of these episodes, he does. I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here, you know.

You know, that leads me to a question that I have, because Anthony, you famously talk about, you've never listened to W ATP, but you knew to say W ATP in the beginning, maybe it was peer pressure, I don't know. Are you love your show car? Oh, okay, cool, I didn't know. I don't know if you're familiar with the show for a matter of not.

I just have to shut off the OP parts because I just can't do it. Wow, you're, I got bad news for you, buddy. We got a lot to talk about today. A lot of OP today. I was surprised you didn't jump in on this. You know, one of the hosts is the son of David Allen Kov. Okay. Do you know who that is?

I don't, and I didn't know that. Oh, okay. Oh, I just assumed you would know who David Allen Cole was. He wrote, take this job and shove it. I'm sure you heard the song. Sure. Yeah, that's probably his most favorite song, famous song, I guess. So play, play my number eight. This is them talking about the Beastie Boy's license to ill album. So that's interesting. I didn't know that these guys, I thought they just want by their,

I thought I didn't do any research on who these guys are. I thought they just went by their first names. I didn't know that you actually could look up who they are. It's in the Washington Street Journal article. Oh right, you're like that. Okay, here's your number eight. It's ill now. We're powering through this. We don't give a fuck. It's, you don't like that. Okay, here's your number eight. Oh, now we're powering through this. We don't give a fuck. It's late. It's late.

It's super late. The album license to ill was originally supposed to be titled Trigger Warning. I'm not joking. If you can't handle, I don't know, offensive speech. This is history here. We're not making this shit up. The title of this album was supposed to be, don't be a faggot. That was really what it was going to be called. Not joking. I don't think it would have held up.

Really? Do you think not? It would have probably not gone down in the history books. I think it probably right about that. Bommi Grazie. And yeah, they have apologized for this. The whole group seems to have thrown themselves pretty hardcore into anti-hate speech efforts to make amends for all of this. So every one of you who is all about forgiving forget, you do your thing. Here's my thing. I may forgive. I never forget. So keep in mind, like I said, his dad is David Ellen Coe. So he was making that statement into a microphone that was probably paid for by this song. Play my number six. It's enough to make a man through a sure is hard to figure.

How any decent girl could ever find a freezing nigger. Holy shit, I think these guys have a look to stand on. I know. Yeah, so I pulled a couple of lines from the Wikipedia article about that same thing, but your clip summed it up better than I could. Holy shit. I wrote down in my nose, I listen to the BC boys thing, and they kept going on and on about how offensive license to ill is. And I, listen, I agree, that album does not hold up.

It's terrible. But I listen to that album with my kids. Yeah, it's not these guys are being such PC babies about it They're like well, they apologize over and over again about this and like what are they apologizing for? They were they were young men making a goofy. It's a ridiculous record. It's meant to be funny when they say things like This line I did it like this. I did it like that I did it with a whiffle ball bat. You fucked a girl with a whiffle ball bat. Yes, that's the joke dummy The joke is it be fucked a girl with a whiffle ball bat and they're like this is crazy But no, that's a funny fucking lyric in a song and by the way, if it wasn't about crazy Opie I don't be able to actually did fuck girls with Wiffleball bats.

If you remember his conversations like Sappho, I want to test your own A knowledge because you are a super fan. We haven't taken advantage of that over the last year with this podcast. Name four things that OP and Anthony did with the girl snatch. Wiffleball bat challenge, of course. That was a lot of work. Oh, I forgot about that one. Oh really?

In a way, I forgot. And that was in a glass box. The girls took that seriously. They would see the line on the bat and go, I forgot about that one. Oh really? In a way, I forgot. And that was in a glass box. The girls took that seriously. They would see the line on the back. Oh, I could beat that. That was a legendary bit to whiffable by challenge. That was the one. Yeah, yeah.

That was the one when you would drive and you feel uncomfortable. Like, and you would sit back, like, oh boy. But that's, I would go to Yankee games with my dad, and we would listen a little time. And whenever that comes on, that's like a bonding experience with the pop. Sure, sure. So that was a good one. I think I just triggered the fuck out of these guys if they happen to be listening to w-a-t-p

Right now like what I hated the lyric about it. This guy actually did that to girls. Yes I'm the radio as a bitch funny Well, it's funny when the beastie boys talk about it. It's gross when he talks about it Well, cuz he's actually fucking doing it What do you think the chances are that OP is the missing Beastie boy? Like I wonder if we can get him Photoshopped on an album cover or something.

He's the one who's actually less talented than Mike D. It's hard to do. From that Beastie boy's episode, and it's in that same rant, I think, my clip number 10, I thought it was funny. He goes on this rant about how that album should have never been made because they stole the culture from black people and then they start talking about shit that whatever.

But I can play my number 10. I don't remember the NWA song where they said, we need to write a song about fighting for our rights to party. Not anything else like, I don't know, live a comfortable life, not get shot by cops. You got to fight for your rights to not get shot by a cop. You got to fight for your right to survive. Yeah. Yeah.

See, dude, you should, you should. Your mom threw away your best pull-up, who vest. Think about that for one fucking second, though. You hijacked this music and then you take your platform and you put out a song about how you have to fight for your right to party. I don't know about you, but that sounds like white privilege to me. Yeah, it depends on who the you is in this situation. If the you that they're talking to you is me, white kid, yeah, maybe I do feel like I have to fight for my right to party.

Yeah, it was for you, the white kid. Yes, but brick, right. No, fun white kid. You speak a prick. Right. No fun allowed. I know. What are they talking about? What kind of lens are they going back and viewing this through? The PC was where the goofy as bunch of goofballs.

No one was taking the shit seriously. If I remember right during their concert, they used to bring this big blow up dick, and it would shoot out shaving cream from the tip of it. I think of a galore. They were looking for a galore. They could have more. Now, Bastyboys did it too. I believe it.

I always get Bastyboys and galore mixed up. What have we all do? I think was that a galore song or Bastyboy? I can't remember. No sleep till broke, I can't remember. Which one was it? So yeah, so I've got number 13 13 and then it should lead right into number 15 I probably should have put them together that was that was my fault

There was one time where I had a double CD case Hammer what came in it, but I took all that shit out through it away And then I put two copies of appetite for destruction just in case I fuck one of them up I don't even have a good analogy off the top of my head to describe how shitty this is. The editing on that, first of all, the editing on that was just fucking atrocious and it was just him talking. Yeah.

It was so cut up. But I just recorded the whole thing at five different times. Just resay the sentence. Right. That's all you have to do if you want to have on your podcast. Just record it again and say all those words in a row. It's that. He's, he's, he's bitching about the way pig Floyd used to record and they would take each part of the guitar so and place them all together. That's when your podcast is yet dummy. Did, did you? Okay,

so in the three episodes that I listened to, it was that same, they did that quite a bit. They would say a sentence and then re-say the sentence a different way and then say it a different way, but it was, it was ad nauseam, you know, five, six times. I, from the Led Zeppelin one, they were talking about Led Zeppelin sucks because they can go on YouTube and see 10-year-olds covering the music. Yeah, that was stupid. Yeah. So, play my number 11.

Okay. Imagine people thinking and considering you to be the greatest rock band of all time. So I think it's probably fair to say that Led's Up and Is Considered by Most, by many, be the greatest rock band of all time. And yet, there are seemingly infinite numbers of videos of 10-year-olds covering your music perfectly. And then 12. If a 10-year-old or younger, actually there are plenty of videos

of literal children playing your songs as good as you do. Yeah. Maybe you're not that talented and maybe you're not that good. Then number 13. Kids can do this. If a kid can play your guitar riff in drum parts, we can't. Show me an 80. You'll be dancing like George Jones and then I'll lose my mind over some shit.

Okay. All right. This is so stupid because what they're not understanding, first off, whatever bands they do like 10 year olds can play that shit too. I've seen a 10 year old play Eddie Van Halenweck, so it's nothing to do with anything. What they're not understanding, and I'm not even a big one, it's up one fan and I agreed with most of the things they said on that episode, what they're not understanding is it's

the writing of the riff in the first place you fucking moron. It's the fact that they wrote, okay, that's up with it right on the other sucks. But the fact that these guys write the sucks that the all these little kids cover is the hard part. It's not playing. I don't even think that, I think you might be missing something. It doesn't matter if you could write

the simplest riff in the world. If somebody enjoys it, isn't that what it's supposed to be about? Well, maybe we're getting a little too mad at all. So if you enjoy music, you're supposed to enjoy it on a level where, man, that was really hard to write. Right, if that's the case, then we'd all just be listening to yes or Mozart.

Like, there's simple music that's good, it's okay. Yes. I didn't realize that this was a son of a country music racist. So I want to play a clip that was during the Led Zeppelin show that pretty much takes any credibility these guys might have, critiquing rock bands and rock musicians and throws it out the window.

You can listen to good folk music. You can listen to good country music too, by the way, because country music is better than every rock and roll band that has ever existed Oh, okay, so you guys are making fun of rock bands in our popular because you don't like the genre of rock and roll That would be like if I started the podcast where I just shit on child porn now I'm not a fan of child porn. I hate all of it So what am I gonna know I'm like I hate all this child porn this all sucks You would need like an official nat all this child porn. This all sucks.

You wouldn't need like an official notto of child porn to come on. Someone who's a kind of sewer. Who could really point out what's good or what's bad about, you know what I mean? It doesn't make any sense. Doug, did you want to jump in here? Look, he was, he was like,

I don't know what you're talking about. I stepped out. It was a joke about you being officially not a child porn buddy. Oh, okay, I get it. Little too close to home Anthony. But is that ridiculous? So these guys are shitting on rock bands and then the guy goes, I don't even like rock music. Well, okay, then stop doing your show. We're good. We get it. You hate all rock bands. Fine. I hate opera. I don't talk about it at all.

It's fine. The guy does a country music podcast. I don't know if you knew that or not. He's got a podcast called Cocaine and Rhyne Stones or Rhyne Stones and Cocaine or something like that, where he goes through the stories of country music, history of country music, and then never talk shit about country music

on this particular podcast. Interesting, okay. It's almost like there's a bias. So going back to how I talk about them repeating all the time, my clip number 37, this was all taken in about a matter of 90 seconds. Huge tour with them tour. The tour up on on the tour it was that fucking tour generic tour this is the tour this is the tour vana on that tour and they just want to the tour so this guy was enough to drive me fucking nuts yeah it wasn't even them talking shit about the music I mean I'm fine with that it's the

way that they choose to do it I actually agree with a lot of the things they say most of these bands suck, I agree with that, but I just can't get behind these guys because they're such fucking assholes. You know what's funny? I have in my notes over here, because this show is contrarian. It's very similar to who are these podcasts

in a lot of ways. I think there's probably some overlap with listeners. I have in my notes here that if I lived in Nashville or these guys lived in Rochester, there's a really good chance we'd be friends. There's a really good chance I would hang out with these guys and just shit on people with them. As long as you didn't record it, I mean, yeah. So I would like give a huge shout out to their editor. I actually contacted the person that edited their show. Oh good

And I sent a random episode of WATP over there just to have them kick it back and take out some of the gaps and tighten it up a bit Oh, thanks for doing that good. Yeah, play my number 34. All right WAT thing W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm your host, Carl, with me as always, is Joe. Hey, Carl, thanks for having me back. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Who's Right? So let's get into it.

Two hosts of the show are Anthony and Doug. Our audience never heard these guys, so that you're gonna get our take on your show. That's true. Our audience has definitely never heard the show. And they probably never will again. 100%. So here is my take on the show. That's true. Our audience has definitely never heard the show. And they probably never will again. 100%. So here is my take on the show, Joe. They're purposely making a shitty podcast. So please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out what's it for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Party in the much this of morning radio. And now the show is open now. It's a lot better than the original. He'll back in at plug. Yeah. I like that.

I didn't know. I think that that's, we should do that. I'm going to turn whatever we do today into about a seven and a half minute log. No, I bought this. I'm on a nine minute log podcast. Perfect. All right.

I like it. Nice job on that. So what you were talking about how you might be friends with these guys, I had a clip that kind of reminded me of that sort of this, this clip made me think of your show actually on my clip number two. 90% of bands, I would say, are not necessary. Okay. It's how I feel about podcasts. Yeah. I was going to say, I feel like that's how you feel about podcasts. Yeah, I was gonna say, I feel like that's how you feel about podcasts. Nailed it with that. This show made me feel bad because I'm like, man, is that, is that what I sound like?

Yes, that is exactly what you've done. One of the things that I picked up on is they have a sense of humor or a comedy style where they're pretty subtle. They'll drop a joke in and then move on along. Yeah, if you. My number nine. Okay. Two and three year olds just being shitty and then they decided they're gonna put up music.

Nobody would do that unless they were trying to be annoying and here's my thing. I don't understand why anyone would try to annoy other people on purpose. Yeah, that's why? Why would you? What kind of person would sit down and be like, okay, you know what we should do? We should do a thing that we know for a fact is gonna annoy people. Yeah, and then they actually take the time to record it.

Like, who would? They actually record it. No, but like, what kind of person would do that? I don't know. Who would do that? Bad people. Why would you want to annoy other people? I don't get it.

Think about the time that it takes to actually decide to do it. Do you not have something better to do? Yeah. What the fuck? You can't find something better to do with your time. That's a fair question. It's just, I don't get it. I don't get it.

No, I don't either. I don't think I'll ever get it. I think it's really shitty to be honest. It's not for me. You know, I can say that. Sure. I can say that. I can say that.

Yeah. Yeah, you are saying it. Yeah, I agree with that. I can say that. It's not for me either. Oh my God. I wonder if you can get them to do an episode on the isotopes. Oh, yeah, that would have to be called the band you never heard of sucks. Of course, it wouldn't be a podcast by a bunch of young pieces of shit if they didn't make comments about Led Zeppelin being old play number 14. I think part of it though goes back to something they have an advantage over most other bands Dinosaurs still existed when they started pretty sure that Jesus himself tried out to be in the band You mean actual Stegosaurus. Yeah, that's how fucking old they are. Yeah to be in the band. You mean actual Stegosaurus? Yeah, that's how fucking old they are. Yeah. You mean actual Stegosaurus? Yeah. You're not talking about Jurassic Park one. You're talking about actual dinosaurs. That's the joke. I mean, yes, that's the fucking joke. I get the impression that these guys are just fucking just, they're just nerds. If you play my number 10, I think you might

be out of something. It would be like if we decided that every shoe gaze man was also a prog band. What the fuck does that even mean? Every shoe gaze man was a prog man shut the fuck up. You don't have conversations. I have conversations like that all the time. I know you're talking about. No, it's cool. That's I was just kidding. I liked what they had to say about what Zeppelin, I have conversations like that all the time. I know what you're talking about. No, it's cool. I was just kidding. I liked what they had to say about what Zeppelin. I have always hated Robert Plants over singing of everything and the fact that they're praised even though they just rip off other people's songs. But the one thing that they did say they liked about Zeppelin

was the only thing I heard positive out of all the shows that I listened to was they said John Paul Jones is amazing and I 100% agree with that too. I'm the on the Zeppelin one. I was like, all right, these guys are making some sense here. The other episodes, it sounds like they're trying really hard to be contrarians for almost no reason whatsoever. So do you agree with them when they stayed that John bottom wasn't a good drummer? Well, John bottom's a great drummer, but I did like the point they say, whenever somebody says why he's good, it's like he hits his drums really hard.

That's what everybody says. Yeah, then it's a stupid reason to say, guys, a good drummer. I got that at his number 20 if you want that. Sure, let's do it. I'm so serious right now. When you ask someone what makes John Bonham such a good drummer, they start talking about how hard he hits his drums.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't find that to be an impressive trait of a drummer. No. Speaking of John Bonham, he, this is him referencing his dad. That's what I took from it. My number 24 bottle of WD40. John Bonham seems like a genuinely unpleasant person

to even be around. I have stories, but I'm not gonna share them. But there's really not a lot to talk about there. It's just like, I've got stories. You're like 17, you prick. And by the way, if you really have stories and you're not gonna share them, then shut the fuck up.

What, how does that add anything to the conversation? He could have just said, you know, John Bonham was a real prick and my dad used to be famous. Yeah, that would have made sense too. Let's get back into this PC culture that they're in and maybe it's just their younger kids and that's how people are brought up these days. But the fact that they're such babies, they're talking about Queens of the Stone Age, their biggest album of all time

is an album called Songs for the Deaf. And this is their take on why Queens of the Stone Age sucks. If those guys put this album out with this title in the year 2019, mainstream culture would eat them alive. Definitely be a little bit more offensive. Songs for the deaf. Yeah. Which one of you guys is hearing impaired?

Oh, none of you are hearing impaired. Yeah. Cool. Have you heard of Twitter? So the fact that it wouldn't pass the mustard in 2019 is a reason to hate the band. What does that do with anything? Who gives a shit?

I think it should make you hate the culture more than anything. I found a thing you should be like God 2019 socks. Yeah, I can't put it on I'm called socks the deaf and people are gonna jump all over you this fucking this is a weird world We live in instead they're like fuck those guys. They'd get in trouble if they do that today And I'd like to see them get in trouble. Are you standing by your statement that you think you'd hang out with these guys? No, I take it back. It's fucking, it's fucking dogs. Well, I don't like the lyrics from that BC boy song. It's very offensive. They stole the culture from black people.

That did they. So I might have, I might have clipped this out of context. Maybe not. If you want to play my number seven. No, right. I'm a better fan of this band than you are. I understand them on a deeper level. Yeah. It might have been out of context, but you know, play number 21. This is him, uh, uh, spelling the words that he's saying to a quality of mix a good

drummer. What? What? And actually let me spell the word that I'm saying right now. It's not what W H A T. It's it's H W H A T. What? You didn't think that was a dynamite joke, Doug? No, you know, I didn't think it was a very good joke at all except if you've seen the movie Hot Rod, you can appreciate a little bit of it. Yeah. I don't know if you just want to blow through these clips

or move on. Let's do it. Let's do it. We have a lot to talk about today. Let's blow through your clips. All right. Number 28, this is the host being super fucking annoying. It's a good clip of him talking in the way he stretches out his word like a 14 year old girl. I don't know the name. It's spirit. It's crazy.

Go ahead. Do you have any idea how much fucking gall it takes to just take songs from the other bands who are playing on the same bills as you. You had to slow that down. Fuck yourself and your racist father. And why is he shouting that down a tunnel to the microphone? What is this technique that they're, I'm not saying I have the world's best studio over here,

but these guys were in the Wall Street Journal, I heard. Should have they have decent audio quality? So if you play my number 11, this is the clip that made me really look into myself because this hurt me. Anthony, I gotta stop you right there. You listen to the show on purpose. Uh-huh.

No, no, I'm saying that. You mentioned that you are a fan of the show. No, no, no, no. When I heard this, it made me do some introspection into the way that I think. I got good. You could definitely say, I like that record from a production standpoint without saying you liked the record. That is the most douchey thing you can ever say. And I think I might have actually ever said that to somebody in my life. And it made me feel like,

I really sound like a fucking douche when I say these things. Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. So I play in a lot of bands and I'm in the music scene and I'm constantly watching friends or acquaintances play their songs and we're playing shows together. And when I don't like somebody's music, my compliment is always, you guys sounded great.

Great mix. Really, really. You can hear every instrument. Here, sounded really great. That's the same thing as that. It's like, the production of the record's good. I got that going, Varo. I like how, my number 15 is,

is how they're describing that you know I'm a band is good or music is good if they get good reviews. Here's what I really love is as old as they are. The people whose job it was to talk about music always hated them. This band did not get good reviews. This band got terrible reviews because it's very bad music. That's a good point. They're talking about both sides of their mouth. They're like, well, the BC boys got good reviews.

Those reviewers are fucking idiots. And then they go, oh, the reviewers nailed it with Zeppelin. They said that they sucked and they were right. Like, what's this? Who cares? So let me read this. It goes right along with that. In 2000, co, his father,

toured as the opening act for Kid Rock and the New York Times published an article by journalist Neil Strauss who described the material on Nothing Sacred and Underground album as among the most racist, misogynist, homophobic, and obscene songs recorded by a popular songwriter. Wow. That's a review of your father, buddy. I kind of want to check out this guy's music now. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Something Something shit I would like. Anthony, you got more. You want me to just keep plugging through these? So I got one clip that I would kind of say it plays out everything that I've got number 12. I found a couple quotes. I didn't write them down because I went that great. I've got a couple of quotes. I didn't write them down.

That's pretty much sums it up for me. Hey, Doug, real quick, before we play your clips, I got a bunch of clips, but I didn't clip them. All right, what do you got? All right, yeah. My number 30 is it's going back to, I feel like one of them, probably the son of the racist dad dad doesn't necessarily care that he has

a co-host. He just talks and then talks over and over and over the other one. Cobain. No, you can't because this shit's never gonna fucking happen again. It's not this grunge thing happened once. They the forefront of grunge. I mean, I think a lot of people would say they were like the band that created grunge. That is a very common thing. definitely not that uneducated people all right

First of all, no, I can sit you down with 10 records. They came out before My number 23 is along the same lines that guy sounds like an unfunny Tony Hinchcliffe All right, here we go bar like on the ocean, oh, you're going to hear it so loud. I feel like you should take this, you should take the time. How, how it will ruin it. Just making through to the fine. Okay. How the f*** doesn't sound like they're recording in an empty gymnasium. Yeah, I was just gonna say, they have a mixing board there with the reverb knob cranked all the way up. That's not for podcast, dummy.

That's for the vocalist. What are you doing? They had a spring reverb for some reason. I mean, it would sound great if they were playing a fenders shredder through it, but for a podcast, it doesn't make any fucking sense. They'll fix that when they remaster it. Don't worry. Okay. Good.

My number 18. So I really, like I said, I agreed with a lot of the things they said as well about Zeppelin. I like Zeppelin. And I'm aware that they steal their music. I don't give a shit. I can still like it. Yeah. Um, but they're, they're saying that if you've seen Zeppelin in concert, they don't have the talent to stop a song. Uh, it hasn't done to do it. Been a live performance trying to give your audience more money or more bang for the buck, I guess, but number, like I said, number 18. And when you hear Led Zeppelin ramble through, Rabbalon fucking four minute, five minute songs, but they were do it live.

And it works out to be 12 and 15 and 20 minutes because they don't have the talent and the know how to be able to just end a song. Oh, that's stupid. No! That's a really stupid thing to say. That's how that works at all. No.

So with their logic, bands like Fish and Mo are just the worst fucking bands. You guys can't play the res with shit. They just keep playing. What fucking idiots? Grateful dead probably falls into that same category. Do these shitty bands because they don't have the talent to end their songs. Alright, yeah, I don't want to hang out with these guys anymore. I got one more example. I'm not going to hang out with these guys anymore. I got one more example.

I'm not going to go through all these clips. I just got this one more example of them being super annoying. It's the intro to the BST boys episode. All right. What's number would that be, buddy? Oh, sorry about that. Number seven. Yo, Markey.

What I'm homie. Yo, Mosley. Yo, Mosley. Yo! Mosley! I'm intergalactic! Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-e-ee-eee-eee-eee-eee-e-ee-eee-e-ee-e-ee-eee-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee with Joe chicken. Go fuck a chicken. I don't know. He actually says shit like that. Get with your chicken. Yeah, get with your chicken. This is a hardcore punk band. That was fucking terrible. This was one of those those shows that I've listened to to clip. And it's it's hard episode to clip because they tighten everything up so much and there's so much going on. But there's nothing going on if that makes any sense.

Yeah. Well, uh, anything else that you wanted to play any other clips on here that are important? Nope. No. All right. I think so. Well, I will say this. Doug sent over a shit ton of tracks, even above and beyond what we talk, what we're talking about for your favorite band sucks.

So what's move on from that? I have a quick clip that I want to play that's a segment on our show known as what we do as we ask listeners. If they hear something really cringe worthy in a podcast that they like to listen to, send us over the time stamp. we'll check it out, and we'll play it on the show as the cringe of the week. This one came over from Brandon F. So this is a Brandon found, the No Sleep podcast. There is non-stop vocal fry on this.

I don't know if I'm going to play the whole clip, but this is what this sounds like. I could see the child's throat shifting up and down as the sound drowned from his mouth. It filled my ear with the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the shifting up and down as the sound drowned from his mouth. It filled my ears until it became unbearable. And then only then did I hear the words hidden within the hum, rasping, clicking. I have to stop. It goes after another 30 seconds, but I don't know that you call it. I was almost at the point in no return.

Why'd you shut that off? Hahaha. Yeah, I don't know that you'd call it vocal fry. I think it's just a really annoying thing to do on the podcast. But thank you very much Brandon for playing the brand. And it's actually buddies with our friend, Shamist McKillian, if I'm thinking

of the right brand and who sent that in. Wow. Shamist has got buddies. That's great. Well, he actually hates him and came on the show to trash him quite a bit. Somebody sent me over. Oh, Michelle sent me a note and said, you got to check out this intro music to the 9-minute podcast. this intro music to the 9-minute podcast. It's Sheamus be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man.

I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I'm not gonna be a man. I am picturing you inside of a room that's got a wall of TVs and you're going enhanced. And then bring in the hands, bring it closer.

It's the intro, yeah. The nine minute podcasts. How many takes of that take? Is that cold shit? No, just one. Just one. One and done. That's good enough.

He came walking out of the closet, looked at his retarded girlfriend and said nailed it. First take. Oh, it's good. Dog, I noticed that you set some clips over from our friend, she was a McIllion. Yeah. Did you, did you listen to the episode where he was talking about going to the punk, punk and patch with his kid? I did not. All right.

So he was just, well, we'll start with where we are here. Number three, OK? But nonetheless, I find myself disappointed in being a person from Indiana. And today was a prime example of why my disappointment is so supreme. It has to do with the fact that I was at a pumpkin patch

just recently had to get a pumpkin from my kids and it's at this place. It's like a farm type of deal. They have rides. They put the kids in like the back of a lawnmower and they drive you around corn maze. And it's definitely a a kid friendly type of environment, right? He said he went to a farm and put his kids on the back of a lawnmower where they drove him around the corn maze. Yeah. Nothing ever worked that way. None of that is true. No. And he is so inconsistent in everything that he does, whether it's promoting his 27 podcast or it's just he'll say one thing and then he'll say the exact opposite in the next sentence, played in my number one.

Now I am a huzir, I guess you'd say, I don't think I'm a huzir, but at the same time, I've lived in Indiana most of my life. What? I am a huzir. If you ever fucking call me a huuzier. I swear to God. My number five is him talking about how he's promoting his nine minute podcast. Here's the deal. Of course we have our YouTube account, and that's all well and good. But we are also going to be available at nine minute podcasts spelled out. N-I-N-E minute podcasts instead of the number nine.

And I think it's for the best that that's the way it's gonna be. Find us on Twitter, Instagram and all those lovely places at nine minute podcast. That's the number nine minute podcast. Wait, I don't know if you caught that but he said it. It's the number nine minute podcast. You just said it was the opposite of that. And he said this before he goes, he's guys are making fun of me. Why can't I just change my mind?

They say I'm contradicting myself. It's like, no, you're not changing your mind. You're fucking confused. There's a big difference there. Like he could, I think he's confused in the same way Chris Benoit was confused in the last minutes of his life. Yes. He's could I think he's confused in the same way crisp and while was confused in the last minute of his life

Again, he's very knowledgeable on all things everything number four is him talking about cars As we're leaving we're following a Charger a charger right you've seen those cars are not even a charger. Maybe it's a 300 C Maybe it's a charger and one of those nice square cars You know talking about no, it's a 300 C or a fucking charger. Whatever it is Driving your 300 C and thinking that how man or charger whatever I like when he gets frustrated with himself. He's a girl charger. Whatever whatever it is. I don't know Why are you yelling at me? The fucking voices in is had a ridiculous

He yeah, he's arguing like telling the voice and I said I'm trying to do my show Hey, I'm a fuck up. That's what it sounds like this person is crazy And he does is of course he has his weird flex for the episode my number two time I've lived in Indiana most of my life. I have lived in other states from time to time. Spend some time in Virginia, Tennessee, Michigan. I've been everywhere man. I've been everywhere man. Constitence.

Oh my god, who cares? Who could possibly care? I saw that he's once again rebranding, like chewed gum is now like real chewed or something like that. It isn't, he's doing that to try to lose the tail man. It's impossible to keep up with him. I couldn't even, I couldn't find episodes to listen to. I couldn't figure it out. Last I knew it was black rainbow productions or something and now it's trash can panda or something. Right. So confused. And I think it was Jody B who was sending me DMs about this and mentioned that the business model for anchor.fm,

his loan sponsor, is something like three cents per download. They pay the podcaster. So this is what his business model is. It's not to create a show people like and get thousands of people to listen to it. It's to create a thousand shows that one person listens to each of them. He's putting out so many fucking shows every day.

None of it's good. And you can't find it anywhere. It's a weird model. I dropped a note in your discord chat. I don't know if you've seen that or not. But so he's still got his Patreon set up as where it gets billed at the end of the month instead of when you sign up. Yes. Yes. That a great idea. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. So I was my I my thought was if you could get everybody to sign up for his Patreon. Yep. And then bail at the last day right before billing

hits because that might put me enough to push him over the edge. That would be so fucking funny. Finally, he has all these listeners who want to support him. Maybe we could all also send messages, like, keep up the great work. Can't wait to hear what you got coming up next. And I don't know, November 30th, just pull the rug out from underneath them.

Mass Exodus. Oh my God, I fucking love it. It seems like an effort that would have to be highly coordinated. I don't know the people who listen to W.A.T.P. can pull this off, but I love the idea behind it. I think that's really fucking funny. Because anything that makes this guy go crazy makes his show better. It makes it better for all of us.

What I like is the transformation that you've went through where when we first came in contact with each other You didn't want anything other other than outside your you know inside your own little world You go on you shit on a podcast you move on now you are actively trying to push somebody to suicide You know what happened Doug when you and I first met There there was this thing going out with this person was trying to ruin my life And I was like, oh, I don't like that. I'm gonna try to Try to keep on the DL. And now-

I'm here for this. Yeah, I'm like, oh this isn't fun. And now I'm putting out new episodes of The Vanished and talking about Marissa somewhere. But hey, I guess you gotta be a patron on Patreon. Do you hear what that's all about? Like how I work in some plugs from time to time too, you're not the only one. Do you know where you can find that at? Where is that, buddy? No, I'm asking. It's Patreon.com slash you are

these podcasts. I thought you were going to actually help me out there for a second. All right. He was trying. I know. There's something you have to keep in mind, Carl. I don't know how it's going to affect you, but we got flagged on our Patreon. So we actually have to direct people right to the link. They can't search for it. Just keep that in mind that it might happen to you. Oh, weird. What do you mean you got flagged?

Because of the content? Something about our content. I don't know. That's awesome. Oh, that's amazing. All right. At this time, A Anthony stick with us here, buddy. It's time for

This is OP radio and if anyone's been following the show lately, we know what OP is up to. He is trying to milk everything he can off of the death of his friend Carl Ruiz. He has traveled out to LA to hang out with Guy Fieri and all the people who used to work on Guy's grocery games, which is a food network show that Carl Ruiz was on as a judge. And so now OP says, all right, I got to keep this thing going. I used to have Carl help me out by co-hosting and doing all the heavy lifting and carrying the show. Now Carl's death is going to do all the heavy lifting and continue to carry the show. So I don't know if Doug, I gave you a heads up though. I was going to listen to this episode. If

you got a chance to listen to OP with Guy Fieri at all. Yeah, I sent you over heads up though. I was gonna listen to this episode. If you got a chance to listen to OP with Guy Fieri at all. Yeah, I sent you over a couple clips. I think they started only three of them. But yeah, this is the definition of somebody exploiting somebody else's death. That's all this is and it's disgusting. And I love it. I love it too.

It's so fucking ridiculous. I have some clips on here that are hilarious, starting off with the fact that they're at Guy's house. And they're all hanging out at Guy's house. I think Guy just made food for everybody and then they're gonna go out to some type of bar restaurant where a bunch of people are gonna go and they're gonna celebrate Carl Ruiz.

It's another one of these memorial service types of things that they're gonna celebrate Carl Ruiz. It's another one of these memorial service types of things that they're doing. And at one point, guy looks over at OP and he's just like, what do you do? Are you still fucking podcasting? We're all hanging out in my house. Well, what do you say, which was awesome? We're going.

Oh, what are you still podcasting with? By the way, the amount. I just saw you talking. We're influencers. Okay, time out. So guys, just like, and he's not having fun with this. I'm not gonna be a bad guy. I just saw you talking. We're influencers. So guys, just like, and he's not having fun with this. He goes, are you guys still podcasts? We're all trying to get out of here and go to the party.

So these guys are standing in Guy's kitchen. They continue to podcast and then this happens. We just got Oscar out of the kitchen. Speechwit, the lights just went off. I think we gotta take the heads. Let's go. All right, let's get in our Porsche. And go.

So they turned the lights out on these assholes. They're like, OP, shut it down. We're going now. We're all leaving. He's like, oh, I guess they're being serious. OP continues to talk to people. And finally, Guy has had enough. And comes over to OP one last time. Not just my fucking house.

Get the fuck out. So I don't know how to interpret that if Guy is having fun with it. It doesn't sound like he has to me at all. Then they transition to where it sounded like they were in a banquet hall or bar as you said some sort. But my, my Obi-Wan is, I am talking about him being a complete douchebag. We're going to be doing plenty of drinking and celebrating. Cause like, yeah, damn right. I just wish he was here for it. Yeah, I mean, he invited me out to California many times to hang on

grocery games and hang out with all you guys. And I always put it off like, yeah, yeah, eventually get that. So the first time I get I'm out here, it's for this. So what he just said is this guy that was supposed to be my friend invited me and I never ever came. Now he died. So I'm going to come here and record all these celebrities because I'm a fucking prick. Well, plus it's so sad. I had that clip too.

Opie says we're here to celebrate or his says, we're here to celebrate, or his buddy says, we're here to celebrate Carl's life, that's why we're all getting together and up, because yeah, but I wish he was here for this. That's how that fucking works, OP, and I'm not trying to be morbid or aduse about this, but that's why you guys are all getting together right now, like you just said.

You were invited to go out there before and you didn't. He's like, well, now I'm here because we're mourning his death and she's really wish he was here for this. Oh, fucking idiot. And then when when he was talking about like he was astonished that the one common denominator in this large group of people is Carl. Number two. Yeah. Right. It's like, oh, I heard about you through Carl. Yeah. I heard about you through Carl. Yeah, I heard about you through Carl Yeah, Carl said this about you and it was always and everything Everything with a lot of love. It's like the Kevin Bacon game It's Carl right, but it's Carl. We're all

Your astonished that you you're all know the same person at a service You're a stonest that you're all know the same person at a service Members of his life Hey, how do you know? Carly weas whose car at least I have no idea what you're talking about I'm just in the neighborhood and I just started to come over here. I saw lights on right? I seen a catering truck outside. I shouldn't do as a lunch for the homeless Right after that happened they talk about the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation thing and

There's a guy who comes in with a joke so nice, he has to say it twice. It's like the Kevin Bacon game. But it's Carl, right? But it's Carl. We're all all. The big reason. Yes. There it is. There it is. The bacon is a Cuban sandwich. Instead of bacon, seven degrees is a Cuban sandwich.

I don't know if that joke was very funny. I've only got one more Opie clip and that was towards the end when I I would like to think that he accidentally left the zoomed on the table recording and then accidentally forgot to remove it from the episode number

number three. Here's my deal. Here's my deal. Here's my deal. Hold it down boys. So here we go. Here's the last deal to say. Everybody's got it. Dirty P shop car. Got it.

So he's one of the ever being that he just didn't want to go crazy. So as you've talked about, you may have mentioned that he used to be a world famous broadcaster. Yeah, see how I use it. And now his episode's consist of just a bunch of crowd noise for two to three minutes at a time. Oh, when he gets to the party, it's so ridiculous. Everybody's there from the Food Network to celebrate this guy's life and

He just wants to get in people's face and talk to them and podcast. It sounds terrible. This is an example of Him, you know, they're at this party and they're talking about all the people who are gonna be there I don't know man. He was and the way he treated it. That's I mean you see all the people here. It's like well over a hundred people and then they just opened up another room because they're expecting maybe another hundred. Yeah and it's he treated. Are they all are all these people like through network people? Yeah. These are all people from the crew. I mean there's a couple people on our recognize but these are all people from the crew of grocery games. Wow. So this is funny to me because when all of the articles came out about Carl passing, none of them mentioned OP. None of them mentioned OP radios, serious accent. Like it was

only about this. He was on the food network. He was friends with Guy Fieri. That's what everything said. OP did this memorial show for Carl Ruiz in New York at Gebhards and he had Vic and Mike Sappho and a couple other guys that was it that was Sharad small was there it was just those like four or five guys there to talk about he goes out to LA there's 200 people the car was working with on this food network show who all wanted that Carl was working with on this food network show who all wanted, Opie wasn't a part of Carl who always is life the way he likes to think that he was. He had a lot of work going on.

Yeah, it's almost like Carl was just a decent guy who was nice to Opie. And Opie doesn't realize that he is just a grain of salt in this big universe of people that like Carl. Doug, Opie doesn't even know how friendship works. He talks to this guy who's, I think, a cameraman for the Food Network, and he says this to him. Rodriguez, get over here, brother.

Nice up. Introduce yourself. Camera man for grocery games. Anthony Rodriguez is a DP of Tripoli and grocery games. Let me tell you about Anthony Rodriguez. So we met for the first time today, but when Carl died, you reached out to me on Twitter

and made sure I was okay. And I want to thank you for that. That was amazing because you didn't, you don't know me. That's not impressive, OP. Someone tweeting at you is not an important gesture. I think it is if you're in OP's world where nobody reaches out to you ever. Yes, that's what I mean. This guy has no friends. People just hate him. One person's like, oh, you okay? He's like, holy shit.

Someone he cares about me. Okay, Carl, I'm gonna guess that you have your Twitter notifications turned off. I do. I have my Twitter notifications turned off. I promise you that OPs are turned on. Oh yeah. For sure. On three different phones probably.

He's doing that thing like the podcast was in the last week where when one person DMs him, it goes off at like five different places like whoa so popular this is crazy everybody's trying to get a hold of you like oh shit everybody's picking me right now it's like I'm only one guy hey I love when he brings over this camera man Anthony Rodriguez and Anthony insults Opie immediately without even trying to. Oh, Carl it up a room. No, he didn't. He made everybody in the room feel like they were better than themselves. You know, if he was introducing you, he wouldn't say, there's my buddy Opie. He'd say, his Opie, he's the funniest guy around or he's the greatest radio

guy there was. So he says, the thing about girls and he blew smoke up everybody's ass like Opie would say like you're the bus He didn't even realize he was insulting Opie right there, but it's true It's 100% accurate and then Opie goes out and to say this right after that statement I know problem saying that he brought my confidence back and made and made me funny again and whoa Whoa, okay confidence back and made me funny again and whoa whoa whoa okay. Caru is a great guy and everybody loves him. I understand that. But he's not a miracle worker. He didn't make you funny, Alpe. He was funny at your show, but he didn't make you funny. He may have made him feel less annoying because somebody

was not laughing at what he said or encouraging him. Correct. So this whole thing where it's this never and when we had my ex-F on the show, he said, the rest of the year OP radio is just going to be these call or we used tributes. And this is all OP has planned for the next couple of months. And then 2020, who knows what he's going to do. So OP mentions as they're going to the party that this celebration of Carl's life will never end. Um, yeah, we're going to celebrate Carl's life now. This is like the trip that never ends. Yeah, it never ends because you keep it fucking podcasting about it. You're supposed to

be hanging out with people. This isn't a show. So I know that we may have been pinged a couple times about not being a high quality production at who's right. But I do like to think that we are a true podcast. Whereas he is just recording something into a handheld recorder and then puts that out. It almost bothers me that he calls it a podcast. It should just be called the, like, the O.B. recording. That's it. That's the name of it. It's what you do when you're a spook in the CIA or a plan.

Like recording people's conversations, when you're just going back to some David Allen co-talk there. No! I'll be a spy. Well, I say spook. We're going back to some with somebody at a banquet hall. And a celebration of life. Like, can you, so do you remember the, when Home Alone came out,

they had them talk boys that looked like the little recorders? Yes. I had a little cousin that used to run around with that fucking thing. And can you imagine like my grandma's funeral or after the funeral when we're sitting there getting our ham sandwiches or whatever.

And that little fucking douchebag runs up and it's like, how you feel, Uncle Doug? It's like the fuck out of here, you piece of shit. And you would think that if you are going to walk around and record every conversation, you must have a dynamite personality, you must get great conversations going with people. OP walks over to the producer of Guy's grocery games for the Food Network and says, Hey, you're the guy who thinks I'm awesome. You really believe in me and Carl's chemistry. You like Holy shit. You guys are really...

I should say, we're, unfortunately, but you said you guys are onto something. Well, because, you know, because as... What are you supposed to do with that? Open walks on his guy goes, Hey, you're the producer of a show. You're the one who said I was really good. And then just let's talk.

Did you want to elaborate on that at home for my show? The fuck is wrong with this guy? So, I'll be talking about the fact that Carl would say so many things that were hilarious or informative and that's why he never used to edit his podcast. The funny thing is I told a lot of people that I don't really edit the podcast but the reason I didn't edit the podcast was because he made it so easy. There was never anything really to take out of the dance. What? What? What? How many examples have I played on my show of things

he should have taken out of his podcast? He's walking down the street with people and dogs are barking and sirens are blaring. It's like, there's so much shit to take out of your podcast, Opie. You're just lazy. I'm sure you've, I know you've touched on this. It's really just about him being narcissistic, thinking anything he is involved in, even his day-to-day life,

he thinks that's interesting to the rest of the world. It's true. He does think he's a celebrity and that people give a shit. Regardless of all of the evidence that nobody does and no one knows who he is anymore, he still continues to think that. I just have a couple more clips on here. This is very telling. OP doesn't know what the future of OP radio is. It sucks. I know it's hit you hard. Yeah, it sure has. Yeah. Now I don't even know what to do with myself because

I don't even know what to do with myself because Opie doesn't know what to do with himself because Carl was his show, Carl still is his show and at some point, everyone else is gonna get tired of talking about Carl and what's Opie gonna do when that happens? I fast forward to May of 2020. Is he gonna be on there with Vic Henley talking about? I remember when Carl used to come down to get her to we would, what is he going to do now? So I liken it to anybody that has a friend on Facebook where say their spouse dies unexpectedly. Yeah.

They get a, an out, an outpouring like you wouldn't believe. And then a month later, it's been a month and I still miss her or whatever. And they get like about half the outpouring. But then it just keeps going on. It's been 72 days and I still can't figure out what to do with my life. It's been a year and a half and it's like,

you've drained it. It's no more, it's time to bank somebody else and try to re-up. It writes. Like we're not here with you. We're not here to support that anymore. We want you to move on. Like, OP, we all want you to move on.

You need to find new co-hosts. And guess what? I think he might have found one. While he's at this get-together, he runs into George Ruiz, which is Carl's brother. He's a cardiologist and I hope he says I have to I have to assume there's gonna be a pitch coming up. Yep, I hope he says this to George.

And we're at Get Parks in place of like the podcast and I hope you make it there. Next time in New York you look me up. I have a beer there. I would love that. Of course you are. He's like, hey George, you got to come to meet me at Get Parks. Can I call you Carl? Is that cool? I mean, out of that weird, it's not a big deal. You just come to GetBarts that we shoot the ship. I really don't care if I, if I, what I call your first name, but I'm just gonna refer to you as Rewiz. Yeah. Can I just say that you're

Reweasing and maybe use that hashtag? I don't know, is that cool? Have you ever blessed me that? Opie, there's a tell here that I want to point out, You used that hashtag, I'm an obstacle. You have your blessing on that. Opie, there's a tell here that I want to point out. A lot of times when people say what other people are thinking, it's because that's what they think. I shouldn't say a lot of times, all the time. When you say that, you know, some people think this, it's like,

no, that's what you think, asshole. You're projecting that on other people. Here's Opie's tell. That's what made him so unique. That's why so many people are here to honor him. And they really know him. They do. They're not just here like, oh, there's a party.

And I can hang with Guy Fieri and everybody from the Food Network, you're like, no. Yeah. Opie, these people all work with Guy at the Food Network. They're there because they like Carl Ruiz. And I hope he's like, you know, a lot of people are just star fuckers,

but not these folks. That's you. I really want to play poker with him. I think that would be a good one. Yes, be so easy. You're the star fucker, I'll be not everybody else. All right, that's all I got for OP. This is really turning into a weird twist on OP radio.

And I feel bad about it because I like Kyle Ruiz. And I like Mike Sappho. And it's just bizarre that this is what OP has turned into. Trying to milk this. He's selling merchandise. He's putting out every show. Anywhere he goes and has a conversation about Kyle Ruiz. It's a fucking podcast now.

He's so, he is, that's the only word that comes to mind is, he's gross. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of gross. All right, Doug, I noticed that you also sent me over some other clips of another famous podcast that we might want to talk about. Anthony, still there, buddy?

Are we keeping your interest on this? Oh, yeah, I'm here. I'm engaged. I'm just trying not to interrupt. I appreciate it. All right, cool. I appreciate you not trying to interrupt on your guest spot, right?

Did that call that call button is killing it? On this episode, I gotta tell ya. Yeah. So did you listen to the newest episode of the Starting John podcast? No, why don't we hate myself? The fuck? Why the fuck did No, why don't I hate myself? The fuck?

Why the fuck did I? I don't know. I didn't tell you to. So let me tell you what you missed. You missed Stuttering John having a guest comedian on who is also a stutter. Oh, interesting. Yeah, so I think I've got quite a few clips here. I'm just going to plow through them real quick. But my first clip, the

number one, if you can try to like cinema of the mind this, I assume that when it's done, there's just a puddle of saliva coating everything. Okay. I don't want to hit play on this. All right. Here we go. Although, although let me just say this, Royce, when we had our little tiff, you could drop people real quick and not give a shit about it. Trimie. Yeah, and then I texted back, well, that sucks. I thought we had a good friendship here.

As I heard that, I was thinking about, I think maybe it was airplane or something, I don't remember the movie, but when the guys drinking water and it's just pouring out of his mouth. Yeah, right, that's what it sounds like. So his guest, Nina G, like I said, she's a stuttering comedian. I don't know why she attaches the word comedian to her because through the whole

interview, she never once said anything funny. And when he would try to make a joke, what we'll get to that. But number two is him introducing his guest and how good he is. All the time he spent with Howard Stern, How much he learned as a host on how to transition into bringing your guest on our fights We all get surrounded with fires here And now we just found out that there's one in Northridge, which is close to you. Yeah, and but our guest today is Nina G She's a bettering comedian The world is burning around us. It's

Armageddon. Hey, our guest today is what the fuck? That was fucking smooth. So he he's he's just bringing her on and she's talking he's trying to lighten up the mood a little bit and he drops a joke on her completely misses number three. Okay. I'm good. How are you doing? I hear you're in the midst of the fires.

Jesus. I'm not really in the midst of them. I'm more in the midst of the blackout. Okay. Well, I was. Yeah. Yeah. I experienced blackout last night. Okay. Go ahead. Yeah. No. I didn't have power. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's not hurt. It's the lowest hanging fruit possible. To John, if you think that in your head quickly, it's because everybody already beat you to it. Don't say it out loud. You fucking idiot. You're not funny. But at least he knew where he was supposed to tell her where to laugh when he said, okay, go ahead. Yeah.

I got to see John stand up. Do someone's got to film John stand up, comedy. I want to know what kind of jokes he's got going on. This is him doing again, more of his great interviewing skills, figuring out like how to keep the conversation going number four. Okay, but so you have your power back now. Yes. How will you charge? How will you charge your phone if you didn't have power? I would do it somewhere else and also in the car. Okay, okay, Nina. Now how old are you? I am 46. What the fuck kind of questioning

is this? Was she brought into a police station somewhere? Tell us how you were charging your phone. Okay, how old are you? So security never plays. I wasn't even looking at it from that angle. It's like he is stumped. If his power goes out and his battery dies, he's just gonna sit there and watch it die, not think through life. I have a car and I can charge it there or I can just get in my car, go somewhere else and charge. You know, there's power at your places,

then just your house. I dated a girl on her, she went somewhere in her phone, drained, and I said, why don't you turn it off when you went to bed? She's, oh, would that have helped? Yes. Yes. Yes.

If you turn up your phone, it doesn't drain the charge on it. You fucking moron. I'm glad to hear that she's better making jingles than she is at charging those times. Yeah, well, this wasn't Jen from from the Jigel's department, but I understand. So you know, you were talking about OP and, and you know, how his conversation is pretty much just, no matter who he's talking to, it's really just how do you feel

about me? Yes, right. Number five is John doing something similar. And by the way, that, that is a trait of someone who is just interested in life. They wanna learn as much as they can about what people think about them. Before we get started, I need my ego massage. I hear that there's a page in your book,

Southern Interrupted, the comedian almost didn't happen. There's a page in there, honoring Moa. Please, please, please, what's poetic about this page. Thank you. Oh, my God. Jesus. That's uncomfortable. The fuck is wrong with the way, hold on a second. I know the people call me out because they're like, this guy, shameless, might not have all of his faculties. And it's probably not cool. It's your make it fun. I feel this way about John. Do is he retarded?

Is this a retarded man? Doesn't matter. No, it doesn't. I don't care the way it's out of the other day. Makes it free game. So if he's not retarded, he is oblivious. That number 11 is more of that, I think. Thank you very much, Nina.

This is a very touching moment. And I am very happy that I was able to Do that for my fellow Stutters and just so you know, Nina. I was a keynote speaker at the National Stuttering Association convention in Chicago because I mentor Stuttering children and adults all across this wonderful country of ours. Thank you This this guy's fucking humble, Braggs, are the worst I've ever heard of my life. Um, I was the keynote speaker at Retarded Podcast, or convention.

There's this convention called Zero Downloads. They brought me in as the keynote on it. I don't know. Jesus Christ. Yeah, let's go through. I've got some slides for you to look at. So what was really the meat and potatoes of this is the rest of my clips is, so it started out.

It's not really going to make any sense, but if you play my number six is, I picked up that it seemed like she only stuttered when she said the word stutter. Me or are we on the air now? Yes. Or is it like a preview of what I'm okay? Okay, no.

So you are a stuttering icon, right? Like, thank you. Like you are OG, stuttering openly, because there's this thing that this is, so, okay. I mean, there's a lot. So she can put together several sentences and then she only stutters when she says the word stutter So my thought was like just just quit fucking saying that word and you don't have that Right and you want the reason to say it either so it works out But she later proved me wrong

So no go to number seven later prove me wrong. So go to number seven. Like also, like I was thinking about this last night, I'm a very sensitive person. And I was thinking about this last night, I was like, I started to like, you're at because like this is a special thing for me to talk to you and to... Imagine, okay, so there's so many things to unpack in this one day. The fact is, this is three minutes into the interview

and this comedian is crying. Yep. So he's good. So he's gonna be nervous. The second thing is, can you imagine being married to this person where it's not just you have to deal with her crying, you have to try to not person where it's not just you have to deal with her crying, you have to try to not laugh when she's crying.

And you know that you know that cry is going to last three times as long as a normal person because it's repeating. I've seen Bill Burr on Joe Rogan never once as he start to cry. If you're a comedian, your only job is to be funny. That's the only thing you should be doing on a show. Especially to get teary eyed over talking to John Moendez. What the fuck? Number eight is it's just because it's funny. It's just because it's funny. I know, they killed themselves.

And, you know, Porky Pig was the best thing we had. Oh my God. She did not just set her on Porky Pig. I was fucking classic. So does Howard Sir know about this woman? She could have a career. So that was one of the clips that I pulled it.

I'm like, how am I gonna get this into the conversation? You know what, it doesn't matter. I was just saying that it'll be funny. That's great. Oh, he's shit. I think that the last of them are long the same lines. Number nine, my note is just, I could not clip this. So for me like that was the first time I saw someone really the scatter floor, the scatter floor,

feels on TV and it made this big impression on me. Oh my god. It sounded like a convention bang and somebody that sounds like a car with a bad battery? Can I point something out real quick? This is hilarious. And this is why Centering John has a career because he talks like this and Howard said, I'm gonna put that guy in the radio, that's fucking funny. So John is not understanding how any of this works. He has this woman on, who's hilarious, but they're talking about serious issues, and they're trying to work through it together.

We should not just be goofy on this moment. This is great. This is gold. What you need to try to do is connect her to OP and that's the next, his next. Yes. That's purve. Although this woman is funny at her own.

OP would ruin it for sure. All right, let's see if he strikes. Yeah, number 10 is like I said, she only stutters, I thought she only stuttered on the word stuttering. And then of course, she has to join the National Stuttering Association. In addition to finding the National Stuttering Project, which eventually turned into the National Stuttering Association. So I can imagine that conversation if it was me than that national so stuttering association.

So I can imagine that conversation. If it was me and I had that affliction where I only stutter on the word stutter, somebody said Doug, we'd like you to join this. What's the name of it? National Stuttering Association. I'll pass. I'll pass. We just need to promote our association wherever you go.

Yeah, I'm not going to be able to do that. There's so many hours of it. Just speak naturally. Done. How long? How long was this episode? I had to be five hours. So once it got into the, uh, the stuttering, I just felt like I had to clip every time she talked. I can't help it.

I agree. You're doing the right thing here. Um, and then this, this wraps it up for me. My number 12 is the before. So if you take a sentence of a stutter and just play it. And I wanted to ask you, could you differentiate to differentiate when someone was licking at you weird because of the stutter or because of the question?

And then if you were to just take the time in post and want to make it a consistent show or show that made some sense, my number 13 is taking out a little bit of a stutter and just putting together a sentence. And I wanted to ask you, could you differentiate when someone was licking at you weird because of the chatter or because of the question? was looking at you weird because of the shutter or because of the question. See, you can make her sound bangable. Doug, what you just did there is what I have to do with Kroge

at every single episode that he's, I know what you work that takes. That's well done, Bonnie. That's fucking spot-out. Okay, well that's fun. Thank you for doing that, Doug. That's, I have never been the person who did the least amount of work for this show

And so I want to thank both you guys Doug and Anthony from who's right the who's right podcast? Thanks so much for coming on and doing the heavy lifting this week This is this has been a lot of fun and I want to get plugs in for your show But first we have to do everybody's favorite part of show. I know I don't want to do it either, but it's everyone's favorite That's right next week we'll be back with a brand new episode of who are these podcasts and we'll be reviewing a new show One that we haven't even talked about yet. Can you believe there's more podcasts out there, ones that we haven't discussed yet? Feels like we've hit them all.

You got me on the edge of my seat on both sides. That's what I do. That's what I'm good at. And by the way, it dogs out the toilet right now. So, this is a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. Welcome to the Backpacking Light Podcast where we discuss the philosophy and skills of traveling light so you can experience the outdoors with more comfort, more safety, and more enjoyment. I'm Ryan Jordan. And I'm Andrew Marshall, and we are your hosts on this lifelong journey of doing more with less as we venture into wild places and empty spaces. Look for me in the mountains. Oh my god!

As way, pulling you to your peace of mind. How days have passed. This is the Backing light podcast. A suggestion that came in from Chris Wargo back in November of 2018, and we're getting caught up on some of these old requests. So very excited to talk about these guys who talk about how to go backpacking, but backpack light

so that you can travel for. Look, you just did the whole podcast right there in that one sentence. I think so. So please, please tell me that it, Kaya is your guest host. It's not Kaya. I can't imagine that the person that is penciled in is someone of a celebrity. So we'll see if it actually happens or not. All right, I assume that if I was forced to list

into that and clip it and everything, that would have been one of them where I would have just bailed and said, yeah, I came on and I don't have anything. Yeah, I sent you a thumb drive. I said, that one time, like I sent you four random clips on the fly, I fly said I made a game It's gonna be tough So I think that the people who are listening to this show right now should check out who's right and what's going on over it

Who's right these days fellas? over it, who's right these days, fellas? That's right, I'm not sums it up. All right. The Who's Right podcast, which is two thirds of this show right now that you're hearing, you know, the two thirds that hasn't been as entertaining or fun, but still, two thirds of this show is who's right.

I think that we should get a redemption episode. You should go ahead and review one of our newer shows. No, no, we don't want that. I agree. Anthony, I was just saying that. Anthony, I agree. It's gotten worse. I agree, Anthony.

And Kaya has asked for that for the official podcast as well. I think we need to go back and revisit some of these shows and see how much they've improved based on our amazing consultation that we've provided to you in your show. Alright, well please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

And now the show is called by you. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. That's why today will not Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. That's why today will not be a great show. This dude is fucking gorgeous. Bullshit. Well, that's retarded.

Look at that dog. Who gets a shit who gets a fun? Who gets a shit who gets a fun? Who gets a shit who gets a fun? Who gets a shit who gets a fun? Who gets a shit who gets a fun? I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. I got a run through voicemails quickly. The isotopes were forming a three heads tonight. We're playing all of Wien's chocolate and cheese. I know you're a music fan. Are you familiar with Wien at all? Push the little daisies and make them pop up or

wonder if that's all I know about Wien. Okay. Yeah, that's not a good song. And that came out before the album that we'll be performing tonight. But all right, cool. Let's listen to some people. This is a voicemail from two weeks ago that I saved just for you guys. Hey, Carl. This message is Doug from the Who's Right Podcast. I'm going to respond to the ongoing saga about his show being behind a paywall now. Okay, so here it goes. Doug, you fucking retard. Your show sucks ass. What the fuck are you locking it behind a dollar of fucking month? I heard your stupid ass.

You know, we put more prep work into it. Shut the fuck up. What extra prep work? Do you actually have Anthony Reed the article before he talks about it for an hour? Carl, here is the King of Prep work. And his show stayed free except for the Patreon, but that's not the point. He puts out quality content regularly. So I'm gonna donate to his Patreon so I can see his episodes,

or I mean, listen, whatever. Ooh, it's a dollar a month. Well, so is Anthony's mom, and I can have way more fun with her. Phew. I hope you're fine. All right, I'm not gonna respond to that on this episode. I'm gonna call your voice mail to respond. Okay, perfect.

I'll keep it up the board in case I need to cross reference it the future. Shit. All right. This is a guy from Australia who claims to be a bigger fan than Reese the Beast. Hey, what's going on, Carl? And if I have your code, this is the week.

I'm gonna host this cruise because cruise isn't absolute unit. I just wanted to say two things. He had a bloke colon last week, his name was Reese the Beast and he claimed to be your biggest fan from Australia. And that's not true, it's definitely me. Also wanted to say, you have a chick calling in, maybe a piece of that boy don't really care which one of the two they are. If you could just release that phone number, you know, just maybe I'll

have a quick chat with them. See what's going on. Yeah. Okay. That kind of nice. Um, guess about it. Body's like Jen and, uh, call me back. Okay. That sounds like a good idea. I can release a VIX phone number for everybody to give her a call. I don't think that's a problem for anyone, right? Come on, really? Yeah, cool. This is someone who doesn't think our show is worth five bucks. Hey, Carl, look at any price of money. You want five bucks a month to hear the bonus episode.

You know, the price and model is a little, a little off. I mean, price compound media is like 10 bucks a month. I don't even look at it because it's just worth it. So many shows, you know, Amazon primes like 10 bucks a month. No, and Netflix is only like 12 to 13 bucks a month. But you want me to pay $5 a month for one episode where you're going to talk about Stuttering John. Let me guess, John Stuttered, said some dumb shit, and threatened to sue you. Let me guess, Shamest is still boring and stupid. You know, feel like you're kind of butt-fucking-a-scarrel. Fuck you! Feel like you're feel like you're kind of butt fucking the scar

I'm beyond bored. I think that's about your price and model your price point should be about a quarter All right, I'll let me point something out here if I made it a quarter I wouldn't make any fucking money. I don't have enough listeners. I'm not Netflix. I'm not an international I'm not Netflix, I'm not an international sensation. Five bucks, and so there's actually money coming in. So can you just, it's five fucking dollars. Holy shit, what are we talking about here? Why do people like that call? Let me what? I don't know.

I don't understand. Doesn't make any sense. They're trying to negotiate a price with me. It's not gonna happen, it's five bucks. You know what you should do when they try to negotiate now it's $10 fucker. Yeah, now it's time And you know what that episode that I make once a month. I'm gonna cut it in half It's gonna cut out mid sentence Fuck yourself

Do you want the other half you gonna bump up to the $40 to you? Shit, so this guy calls back immediately realizing that his last voice valve just sucked. Hey, Carl. He never leave a message for somebody and just realize that you had a bunch of rambling words that meant nothing and were uninteresting. Yeah. I never wish he could take them back,

but you cannot go in and edit it out. Hey, Carl, I just want to talk to you twice. I'm going to do it twice. Cool. Oh, it was a message. I look 15 seconds ago. Started off good and then by the end it sucked. Yeah, I don't even think it started out good.

I just think it sucked. Here's a message for Anthony and Doug. Oh, boy. Doug, Anthony, I heard you'd both be on the show. Just wanted to reiterate, Anthony, top raping children, you pineapple-faggot. Doug, you know, who cares if you're fat and you have a small penis and you've probably never driven through Gary and Deanna.

You're still okay in my book. I also heard you tried to kill yourself some years back and I just want to sit in and like all jokes aside Don't tell yourself, okay? The depression you're feeling is Isn't bad. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem Don't do it man. It'll get easier to trust me Fuck if I was standing on the chair and this was a guy that was passed with talking me down This was a guy that was passed with talking me down. Yeah.

I can snore faster. If you could just hop back up on that stool, I'll help you with the new surrender chin. And second time in the charm. Call me back. Yeah, it took a while to get there. We did come back around and did tell you to kill yourself. So that's why that's why I should he should he should have just jumped to that. Yes, I agree.

2020, man, you can look back and be like, ah, that guy's call should have been better. I should have killed myself. There's a lot of things you look at when you look back at it. All right, here's, uh, here's a, would you rather for Shamus? Question Carl. If Shamus played who? Would you rather? What would you rather? What would you rather? Suck a dick or try through Gary and Deanna. What do you think he would choose? Oh, I was sucking a dick all day. For sure?

Oh 100%. 100%. That's not even a real would you rather? Because I would not do that. Do you just suck so much dick? I would just suck a dick. And just rather do it. Oh 100%.

So I'm on Patreon now. And there's a lot of people who don't like Patreon because it's sensors. What you can and cannot say it kicks people off for saying certain things So there's a alternative thing that people want me to get on Hey, Carl, why are you such a fucking asshole that you're not on new project to you? Into fucking Patreon? Come on, what the fuck?

That was it. I mean that's not gonna explain what it is or I mean fucking Patreon? Come on, what the fuck? All right. That was it. Nothing. I mean, that's not going to explain what it is. I mean, so new project, too, is a competitor to Patreon that Dick Masterson created. And I think Dick's going to be on the show sometime this month. I'll talk to him about it. Maybe we can get set up over there.

I just, I don't know how you guys feel now that you're on Patreon. Do you guys use Libson for your syndication? Yes. Okay. So, I just went through this the first time this past week, where I usually put everything into Libson and then it just kind of goes everywhere. And now I have to put this episode and put it into Patreon. And then if I'm in new Project 2, I got to upload it over there.

It's just, it's just a lot more work. It's just more things that I have to do. I don't want to do that. Sounds like you need to up your your tier. Yeah, I didn't get to solve anything but If it's more work than you should get paid more money. I think that's how it works. I need people to do this for me for free as what I'm saying. Why is this so difficult to have slave labor? Why is this a problem in 2019? All right, here's a suggestion for Doug and Anthony. Hey Carl, we're hopefully Doug and Anthony

since you guys are hosting this public podcast. I just have some feedback about your actual podcast, who's right. I've been watching some of your videos and I'm probably one of the only 20 people that actually do. And I know you guys are brewers and all, but you don't have to use the timeline to skip fours or backwards when watching a video. You can press the less button or the right button on your keyboard to skip fours or backwards five seconds.

Please do that. It's so much better. And also, whoever's listening to this first, I don't really give a damn. Just please let Doug and Anthony edit this show. Or if they're not doing it, I don't really give a damn. Just please, but doggen answer the ad of the show. Or if they're not doing it, just leave it in all the pauses. I want this to be authentic, who's right. Thanks for coming back. Thanks buddy.

Thanks buddy. That's funny. There's a guy who hates Digi Bro and Justin Brown, a couple of guys who have co-hosted this show with us. Two things, Carl. I'm here in Maryland, and it's still raining. Oh, weird, okay. Another thing I was binge listening to previous episodes, and did you grow?

Fucking horrible. I can't take it. fucking horrible I can't take it horrible only him and Justin Brown have been awful guest host Justin Brown was I'm not sure he's a really good comedian not good. He's come back to Stuttering John for wanting to get a law suit going with In Justin Brown's defense he wasn't well prepared for that. He doesn't want some of the show He didn't know we'd be talking about Settlery John and if you just pulled me up the street I said hey, so don't John say in this I'd be like yeah, what a fucking douche. He didn't know we'd be talking about Centering John. And if you just pulled me up the street and said, Hey, Centering John's saying this, I'd be like, Yeah, what a fucking douche. I don't know.

All right. Justin received a lot of hate. I don't remember him being that bad. I don't remember him being that bad either. Then I read it the next day. I was like, Oh, shit. People hate this guy. Got to distance myself from this guy. Holy shit. You know, you did really good, but I'm never going to have you on your shit. Bye. I just deleted you on my phone. Holy shit. You know, you did really good, but I'm never going to have you on again. You're a big shit. Bye. Yeah. I just deleted you on my phone. See you. All right.

This is about Shayna sucking Dex. Hey, Carl. I'm actually calling about Todd Nick Shayna. I used to be an employer of his, but we had him let him go. Customers were complaining about him. How do I put this a bit too toopy? Sidekick. Call me back. All right. Fucking shameless, man. They got a little laugh at the end made the whole joke. That was great. Yeah, that really did.

This call just came in today and I pulled it into the board last minute. So I want to see what's going on with this. Hey Carl, I just wanted to tell you that, uh, listen to your last episode. You finally inspired me to commit suicide after listening to that Canadian bimbo's the thing that she called stand up that shit made me so infuriated, frustrated and confused, bewildered that I just can't take it anymore. So thanks, man. I really do appreciate it. Keep up the good work.

Maybe you can get in a couple more in your kill count. I'm working on it. You can't call me back. So see ya. You know, it's not a good strategy of mine to have shows where people want to kill themselves because they cannot continue to contribute to Patreon. Right.

If that's the case, although you can run up as much credit card debt as you want and when you die. So go ahead and just like subscribe for thousands of dollars as I'm Patreon. Yes. Because I will get that money and I would appreciate that. All right. Thank you again.

Yeah, it's been a pleasure. It's been a long one. Yeah, that was fun. Cool. Well, good. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Anthony Doug, always good to talk to you. Thanks so much for pulling all this shit together.

This was great. And I just wanted to say the show was produced really well today. It was good. Your board work was phenomenal.