Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep181 - Pauly Shore Podcast Show

Episode Date: November 24, 2019

This week we bring in Andy (the GOAT) to talk about Pauly Shore, Gallagher, and watermelons. Surprisingly watermelons are the only one that aged well. I messed up the microphone setting so we’re a b...it overmodulated. Oops, I Opie’d this one. Also on the show, the Fighter and the Kid talk about boomers, Opie proves once again he’s a piece of sh*t, Stuttering John makes a big announcement, and Sam Tripoli needs our help. Support the show so we can get better equipment and stop failing: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Joe Rogan is a shitty comedian. Cous. Couseru. Couseru. A Carl has one of my favorite podcasts ever. Who are these podcasts? It's called Run By. A guy called Carl. Who are these podcasts? It's a podcast review. I'm a big fan of the podcast. I was on Who Are These Podcasts yesterday.
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Starting point is 00:01:23 Jim Forantine and Dick Masterson, I decided to keep it going. Unfortunately, that person canceled. So we have the goat. It's Andy. What up, bag slappers. We did it. What is off Andy? Go to who are these dot com, get our email address, voice phone number, link to our sub right at link to our discord server, link to our merchandise, and link to our Patreon. We will have a bonus episode coming out on Thanksgiving day That's this Thursday for people who aren't in the United States of A and that will be for patrons only And I think I'm gonna tell the story of the drummer from the band the misfits sucker punching both myself and close
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Starting point is 00:02:15 that's only four patrons of who are these podcasts. Also, we encourage listeners to give a five-star review on iTunes and shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Paulie Shore podcast show. This is a suggestion from Charles Loveitt. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Paulie Shore with Willie Hunter and some girl named Hannah. Yeah. I tried to figure out who Hannah was.
Starting point is 00:02:45 There was no way to find out. No, it's mostly irrelevant to this really, it's barely even Paulie's podcast. Well, what happens in the show that we listen to is Paulie sure sets up that he's going to do an interview with the world famous comedian Gallagher. Yeah. And he says, I recorded this interview with Gallagher. So we're just going
Starting point is 00:03:06 to play that. So they do like a little intro. They talk about nothing. Then they do the Gallagher interview. Then they come back and talk about even less than nothing. Yeah. I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. The guy's like, he's still smoking cigarettes. Like I'll try to cut back. Yeah. What? Mike, do you have any? I think it says Polly Segway host. He's just the worst host ever. What was Segway? Is that it? What about Ron? Do you do like, Ronyan Canyon and stuff?
Starting point is 00:03:29 No. I walk a lot because I don't have a car. Oh right, I see you walk. I said, Alex, you know what? I actually was having lunch in front of Whole Foods the other day and I saw you walk by. You have a walkman, right? Well, yeah, headphones. Have you?
Starting point is 00:03:41 Have you? Yeah, are you walk? Well, that's it, you guys. I hope you had a splendid time. Will your afros look in a little less, a little bit more relaxed? It sounds like you edited that to make them sound stupid. Right. I didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:03:54 That's exactly what the video is. The podcast goes. All right, let me set up this interview with Gallagher, because that's the meat and potato stuff. I mean, yeah, this show is Gallagher. It's Gallagher. All my clips are Gallagher. All my clips are Gallagher as well. Let's get into it. This is why there's an interview with Gallagher. Basically, he was cornered by Paulie Shore in Las Vegas. Gallagher was playing the Lafactor in
Starting point is 00:04:17 Vegas at the seven o'clock show and I was at the 1030 show. So I pretty much cornered him in the green room and I sat down with them with my device. When Paulie Shore says that he was at the time 30 show, I believe he was just in a time to Yes, at the time 30 show. He's running around like OP with his device. And he's like, oh my god, there's someone more lost. Nothing to be. Yes. He's so excited about that too. He cannot wait to talk about depressing it is to be a has been. It's a it's favorite conversation to have. The other thing with Paulie short is he might be the worst interviewer ever. He does not listen at all.
Starting point is 00:04:52 So a lot of examples of Paulie just not doing a good job of interviewing someone, asking all these questions. I don't mind them to respond. He has an example. He asked six questions before Galger can even get a word out. So did a lot of this dispute between you and your sibling did it cause a lot of stress to you, or you didn't really care during the time?
Starting point is 00:05:18 You know what? Think go back to that time. I mean, were you, did you lose sleep over it? Were you sad? Did you have a nice relationship with him before because obviously now you probably don't talk. What was that time you talked to him? This is not how you interview somebody.
Starting point is 00:05:34 It just turns into Paulie Shore explaining what he thinks he knows about Galagher. Yeah. Non-stop. He even interrupts him at points. So, but you said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You said you had a heart attack. Gellar's trying to answer the question. Gilgur, he's not getting it.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Well, you come to our house and spend the night. You look like you need a home cookbook. No, I understand that, but down deep inside, it didn't hurt you. Stop for a second. Stop, stop, take a breath. Go back to that time. So basically, Gilgur is estranged from his family. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:23 His brother ripped off his act. He had a sullum. His parents stopped talking to him after that, his sister, he's only got this one brother that he still talks to, and probably sure his whole thing is like, isn't your life miserable? Don't you want to talk about a shitty, your life is? It even gets to the point where it turns into an interrogation. Stop, take a breath, go back to that time where you sad at the time, going, fuck, this is my family, and forget the business, forget all that shit. Let's go back to before you were
Starting point is 00:06:53 Gallagher, before you were famous, go back to your childhood when you used to take care of them as as an elder brother, you know, watching Ronnie, you know, in the pool or wherever you guys were, and now it turned into this. So how did you feel, you know, internally, where you sat in and do you think it was part of the fact that you had a heart attack? I mean, this is important because there's a lot of people listening to this that might be having disputes with you. And it might be having, you know, any means. So how did you say that?
Starting point is 00:07:24 I don't believe that That was stuck in my artery. What was in my artery was cholesterol cholesterol? So basically, I'm sure you're saying you had a sue your brother You have this big fall out with your family. It must be terrible. You had a heart attack shortly thereafter Yeah, would you say that maybe your heart attack was caused by all this stress that your family and Gailer goes, no, I don't care about my fucking family. I really don't care about those people at all.
Starting point is 00:07:49 It didn't bother me at all. I'm glad they're out of my life. The problem was I was eating cheese pizza for you, not you. Yeah. That's literally what Gailer says. Boy, I'm sure he's setting up this whole thing. He's trying to figure out, well, he's actually trying to project.
Starting point is 00:08:01 He's hoping it's working. He's working him to this. He's trying to project, and it actually gets heated at one point during this interrogation It's it's out of control Colonel Joseph, did you water the co-gray? You want answers? I think I'm entitled you want answers? I want the truth. You can't handle the truth They actually literally do argue about the water-bellened bit and I don't even understand what they're yelling about here.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Who came up with the idea? I mean, you were obviously a super marketer. I used it. No, there was a supermarket to store it down. I was the shorter to cook there. Do you remember that? So he's explaining the gailer. Did you remember this part? He's explaining the gailer how he came up with the water melon bet. Yeah. No, the way that he's go is like, no, you don't understand. I did this. You know, you understand I was a shorter to cook at the comedy store where you do the watermelon bet.
Starting point is 00:08:53 And I thought this would have to do with anything. This was really funny because Paulie Shore was sure that Gilger would remember him when he was a teenager working in the kitchen at his mom's company. Famous. Right. I was the shorter to cook there. Do you remember that? The short order cook in the kitchen. At his mom's company. I was the shorter to cook there. Do you remember that?
Starting point is 00:09:06 The short-order cook in Westwood. Ha ha! I assure you, Gallagher does not remember you. Gallagher just laughs at his face. Ah, he does not remember you at all, Polly. It's so ridiculous. And Polly is intent on getting him to this place where he shits all over his brother.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yes. To the point where he just glosses all, Galagher is like, oh, my dad, I can't remember. My dad invented the trampoline and my brother is a stunt pilot. Yeah. A stunt pilot. And Paul, he's like, my interesting. Do you have a sister?
Starting point is 00:09:40 Mm-hmm. It's like, he's giving you all these cool things to talk about. And you're like, oh oh tell me about your brother And you have a sister and another brother. Oh who cares? Yeah, Galiger is ready to talk about shit. Paul is trying to force a conversation. That's never gonna happen Yeah, he even gets into this is a perfect example where he wants to Try to target the heartstrings. He wants to get a really emotional So he says what about the holidays? I mean, you don't see your family on the holidays anymore. And how do you feel
Starting point is 00:10:09 during the holidays when you when you know that they're still alive and you have and you don't reach out to them? I feel wonderful. I was just able to get through Christmas without ever saying Merry Christmas to anyone. How do you feel about that for real? Really? Yeah. Christmas to anyone. How do you feel about that for real? Really? Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking hate the holidays. You didn't see your family on Christmas. I was like, right, that was by design. Yeah. I don't care about Christmas. I don't care about these people. This whole conversation, Paul, he's not picking up when he's putting down at any point in this. I actually saw a galeger at Christmas. I was like, very Christmas. He didn't, he said fuck you. Yeah,. I was like, very Christmas. He said, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah, he wasn't a fan of that. He wouldn't say it. Gallagher is a weird dude, man. I gotta say he's interesting because he asked him, how do you feel about the holidays? Do you enjoy Christmas? He says, no, I'm fun. I don't like holidays because it competes with me.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I think that would be fun. Yeah, that's my clip. I think it says something about Mary Gallagher miss. I feel wonderful. I was just able to get through Christmas without ever saying Mary Christmas to anyone. How do you feel about that for real? Really? Yeah. Do you feel like you're screwed or grinch or any of those people? I feel that the holidays are a competitor to me. I am a good time and And here comes Christmas and New Year's and Easter and having, so they compete with me all the time. Yeah, but what about all the...
Starting point is 00:11:34 That's so weird. I don't know how your family celebrates Christmas, Carol. My family gets a bunch of watermelons and puts out Gallagher and we just stand around. We throw the Christmas tree in the backyard. I just smash watermelons and put some galegur and we just stand around, we throw the Christmas tree in the backyard. I just smash watermelons, we're like, fuck Christmas! No, fuck it, I'm all about galegur.
Starting point is 00:11:52 We're doing sludge America, I Christmas Eve, I Christmas Day, I'm New Year's, it's like I'm just gonna steal this act and that's how we're entertaining the family this year. Every holiday. Do people know what we're talking about? Do people know what g gailger is? That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Gailger has probably not my Russian friends. Probably not. In the 1980s, Gailger had a lot of comedy specials on television, right? Actually, I think this is pretty funny. Speaking of how Pauli Shor is, just not smart and not listening. Before the interview, He's to be.
Starting point is 00:12:27 how famous Galgur use did like I think like 14 I think Gallagher did like showtime specials. But was Galaguer. He says Carl and head 14 and I think I think Galagher had like five to ten in The interview he gets the answer. You had so many showtime specials. Yeah, how many showtime specials like 15? Yeah You had 15 14 14 that's where the number 14 came from you fucking idiot Number 14 came from you fucking idiot. Paulie, it was Gailga who had 14 showtime specials.
Starting point is 00:13:05 We're just pretty fucking impressive. Well, yeah. He had 14 hours worth of material this guy. I heard you piece in three, and you fucking smash. That's the thing. I think I have a clip on there about Karlin. Everybody would agree that George Karlin
Starting point is 00:13:22 is maybe in the, easily top 10, possibly top five to me, top three comedians in most of all time. Most prolific of all time for sure. Everybody respects him. Yeah. And what do you remember about? I have decades of material that he's done. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:38 And George Carlin is the most prolific. I did. I did a carlin clip on there. Sure. So I wrote the routine and sent it to George Carlin and Albert Brooks. Carlin wrote it. I wrote it. I'm a nobody.
Starting point is 00:13:49 He wrote it back and said not happening. He says I write all my own material. Thank you very much. Yeah. George gave Sledge a matigawait. That's right. Oh, it did something. He passed on that.
Starting point is 00:13:58 The one and only thing that everybody remembers Carlin as being a fucking legend. And everybody remembers you as the one guy that fucking smashed a watermelon that's the super fucking hack. I had that same clip. It's so funny. Can you believe George Carlin passed on this comedy gold? Well, I don't know if you know this, but George Carlin isn't a pop comic. Yeah, you should have sold it to Caratop. You fucking idiot. George Carlin is not looking for that. Yeah, I'm sure he's kicking, he's spinning in his grave because he passed on that fucking hack bit. So Gaeliger, I don't know if you realize this,
Starting point is 00:14:34 but he's smarter than everybody. And he's not shy about it. Oh yeah, he'll tell you. He's not shy about it at all. This is him, and he says it multiple times, it's just one example. So you could have kind of- I've always been smarter than everybody
Starting point is 00:14:49 And he's not joking. He's not saying that he believes it. Yeah, he's like in every class I was the smartest kid. I was a prodigy boa. Well, then he goes on and I kind of think that this negates that point After I had a heart attack I didn't eat for two weeks because I felt food had betrayed me and was a poison and I wanted to know what to eat And I couldn't figure it out He didn't eat for two weeks, he didn't know what to eat It's vegetables! The answer is vegetables, Galinger! I couldn't figure it all! Two weeks went by and it didn't eat anything!
Starting point is 00:15:20 So I think something a genius would say, yeah, I don't know what good food is. I'm not kidding yet. Let's get into a couple more examples of Paulie Short just not listening. He just has things in his mind and that must be what it is. He asked Gaeliger where he was born. He thinks he was born in Florida. Gaeliger answers the question if Paulie still doesn't know. So you were born in Florida. When my dad got back from World
Starting point is 00:15:45 War II, he was 20 years old, 1946. And so I was born in the Army hospital in Fort Bragg, North Carolina. Right. So, but where were you born in Florida? I was born at that Army hospital. And they had He's like, oh shit, you just told me, huh? Even more than 4-praying North Carolina. He just said that. No wonder he thinks he's a genius. He's talking to Paulie Sean. Tell this one, he's pushing it along. Everybody is compared to Paulie.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Here's another example. Paulie just asking questions. He doesn't know, he doesn't know, but he thinks he does. So you're 65. I'm 67. Oh, 67. If you don't know the answer thinks he does. So you're 65. I'm 67. Oh, 67. If you don't know the answer, don't sir, guess again.
Starting point is 00:16:28 How old are you would be the question you would ask? Oh my God. I have a lot more examples of how it should be. I'm just like an idiot. This is a great one. So he gets into, he's trying to make him feel sad again. And talking about, he assumes that his parents are passed away.
Starting point is 00:16:45 On the road. So when the holidays come, come around, you don't have any, you know, how do you feel? I mean, because you're not talking, you talked to, you're both your parents are passed. I was able to get both your parents are passed. No, they're not. No, holy shit. All right. So both your parents are passed, I assume.
Starting point is 00:17:03 No, they haven't. Oh, wait, they haven't. And Pauli goes on your parents have passed. I assume no they haven't oh wait They haven't and Polly goes on to exclaim this no holy shit. I found that greatest thing a curl last night The guy hold your parents. I don't know Polly sure goes your parents are still have how awesome is that he's a strange from his family But also how can you not know how old you're I'm sure at one point you do how old your parents are. He doesn't fucking care. That's the point you can try to talk to about a family. What about Christmas? I don't care.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Don't you want to see your mom? No, I'm done with her. It's good. We're fine. Polly, you want to have a relationship with your family. Everybody does. Well, there's a lot of projection going on. Paul is like, yeah, but after the show, you get back in your hotel room and you lay down and you're alone with your thoughts. What are you thinking about? He starts pleading with Gallagher's family to reach out to him.
Starting point is 00:17:56 And Gallagher doesn't even fucking want that. No, he doesn't. He's done with them. He's fine. So you heard what he just said. He goes, both your parents have passed. And and Galler goes, no, that's not true So then this happens, which is also another just made your fuck out your mom and dad's names are garnet Garnet and Leo. Yeah, so if they're listening to this. Yeah, um, well, Leo's dad
Starting point is 00:18:19 Lea and my dad. Oh, I thought you said both your parents are alive No, I said and you said both of them are dead no i said you said both of my dad and i said no all your mom my mom is alive okay people are not communicating well with each other and that's it all it's two people that all i want to do all the talking and none of a listening well i have to say that as much as you want to make fun of galagher and for a lot of good
Starting point is 00:18:43 reasons i'm pretty sure that he's super annoyed with how dumb Paulie Shore is. Okay. There's even examples of him just talking down to him. This is Paulie showing how dumb he is. Now, he wants to know how much money Gallagher made. And so he asks him, how much did you make on
Starting point is 00:19:06 average per year in the 80s? Yeah, about three million, about three million a year. I would, uh, I'd say three times 10 is what? 30. So you made like about 30 million in the 80s. In the 80s. This is Gelliger going, you want me to figure out what three times time is? It's 30. Okay, so if it was 10 years, cause a decade is 10, and you made three million here, that's 30 million in the 80s? Yes, in the 80s.
Starting point is 00:19:36 What's great about that is he first asked, how much he goes, he goes, I don't want to know what you mean. How much did you make per year? Yeah. And then does the math. You're gonna just ask, how much money did you make? I think Paulie actually just didn't know.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I think that's true. I have one out there I think is called Gallagher money. It's just kind of like tacked on the ending of that conversation. Oh, I have that too, okay. So the 80s, so how much did you make? A row. Well, I promoted my first, yeah, but per year.
Starting point is 00:20:03 About three million? About three million a year. I would I would three times ten is what? 30 so you made like about 30 million in the 80s really and where's all that money now? It's ten million dollars Yeah, so where's all that money? Well, it's gone. It's gone Well, it's gone. It's gone. Yeah. Bump bump bump.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah. It's not fun. Can you imagine though, like, where does all that money go? In the 80s. He's netting probably personally a million dollars 1980s money. Yep. Now what the fuck? How do you not have the wherewithal to put some away
Starting point is 00:20:47 structure it? And Paulie never asked these questions. I mean this would be interesting to know. Like how did you lose tens of millions of dollars? Where did that happen to that? That would be a good question to ask. But Paulie doesn't answer. He doesn't ask good questions.
Starting point is 00:21:02 No, because what Paulie wants to do is he wants to... He wants this to be a sad, sad interview. Yeah. He wants everyone to be like, oh man, Gaelic is falling so hard. Even after that quick clip that you just played, really drives it home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:16 How much money do you have now? I don't have any. You have no money. Right. Really? And you don't have a house either. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:23 No. No. What a Yeah. And you don't have a house either. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a story. Right before that conversation, Paulie has to announce that there was a time when he used to make a lot of money. Right. It was between 1990 and 1997. And the way that he words that I think is very funny, I want to point something out if you hear this clip. Because for me, I think so far in my career,
Starting point is 00:21:53 it was 1990 to like 97, is probably when I made the most money. Did you pick up on what he said there? So far in my career, I made the most money in the 90s. What do you think, Paul? You're gonna have this crazy research. We're gonna start one. So Renys said, yeah, that's it. That's what you made. It's not so far. You're done. That's it. You're gonna be playing comedy clubs to people who grew up in the 80s for the rest of your life. Yes, you're hosting trivia night with an MTV, right?
Starting point is 00:22:26 You've got a bar. Notice how the audience keeps getting over a log with you. It's because you're a husband, that's how that works. Yeah. And you're over there, you're typing, you're looking through notes. Yeah, I got a flick of a lot to talk about. I think I want to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Well, yeah, I had a clip where Galigard big times poly Okay. Which is really funny. All right. Did you not care? I mean, obviously you're I didn't care. When you're a celebrity, so many people love you. Mm-hmm. That you It's strange when you go home and you meet these people that don't respect you at all and you say, Why am I even here? This is ridiculous ridiculous I can go anywhere else in the world and people want my picture I want an autograph want to tell me how much I mean to them and what can I well you come to our house and spend the night you look like you need a home cook no I understand that but oh do you understand it because I don't think Gallagher thinks that you're a celebrity
Starting point is 00:23:20 no let me tell you what it's like to be famous poly because I know you have no idea You fucking lose there and then also I did a super cut where Galagher comes off like crusty the clown was grandpa Simpson. Yeah, it's that Vic Henley level of name-dropping people that nobody fucking knows Yeah, so I have a name dropping supercut. That's really good. So I just went there from the beginning. I saw your mom with a cigar box, taken the money from the door. And she didn't own anything. And Sammy was in there. And he needed more help with the time. So he got Archie Han with the groundlings. I went to Tom Sobel who owns the club and I think Dave Tyree was there was a concrete floor, you know, and I know Ollie and Ollie's gonna be the one to clean it up
Starting point is 00:24:13 Anyhow, I'll read a probably aided off the floor. Right. He slept in a van right outside the door. That's a Stereo. Yeah, it was Irvin Arthur. Wow. He used to book all the playboy clubs. What a... You would have loved that era. You missed that. If you're good at name drops, say one name I've heard you for. Just one. Oh, Ali was working the door.
Starting point is 00:24:36 You don't say. Not Ali. Oh. And by the way, Pauli knows exactly what the playboy was. I mean, the grotto at the playboy mansion is 30% held together with Weasel juice. Okay, I'm gonna make it all the fucking playmates there. Okay, so getting back to the name drop thing,
Starting point is 00:24:54 they have this co-host Hannah, who is on the road with Paulie Shore. And Hannah's been doing stand-up for her own over a year. And against me? It's not. Oh, thank God. She's been doing stand-up only over a year. And against me? It's not. Oh, thank God. She's been doing stand up for just a little bit of time. So I can only imagine what these fucking stand up shows
Starting point is 00:25:11 are with starring Polly Shore. He's gonna get someone on who's only been doing stand for a year because otherwise, he can't go on after that. Oh, yes, so he tries to explain what her comedy style is by relating it to someone no one's ever heard of. Do you like it? Do you like stand-up comedy? I love it. It's fun. She's funny, you know. She's very green, but you know, she's got the bones of, you know, she reminds me of this old comedian
Starting point is 00:25:35 back in the day, this girl. You will definitely not know who she is, but she was a commissary. She was on the Communist Repair. Her name was Lucy Webb. And she was really funny. She was, you should do improv with everyone. And she kind of reminds me of that of that. Pauli, you're on a podcast. Yeah. Why are you talking about this? He even knows no one knows what he's talking about.
Starting point is 00:25:58 That's the opposite of what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to say, this person is just like Richard Pryor, where the future is. Yeah, he's like, my brother's friend who you never met. This person is just like Richard Pryor. Right. The entire Pryor was young. You don't say, oh, this is like my brother's friend who you never met. He's so funny though. Yeah, the whole thing where it says,
Starting point is 00:26:13 you know, someone calls into a radio show. They said, tell me a celebrity that you look like because you're trying to be able to relate to who this person is what they look like. Right. Can you name a celebrity? Be like, actually, no, but my friend Sheryl and I look very similar.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Yeah. Oh, okay. What a show look like. What are you talking about? I'm not convinced. Alright, let's get back to just the badgering to make sure that Galgur admits he's depressed because in Pauli's short's mind, he must be depressed. He has to be as depressed as I am. I'm gonna get him to say it. So how do you feel?
Starting point is 00:26:48 Underneath The comedic side of Gallagher. How do you feel inside when you're alone? Well, I have a lot of other ideas. No, not ideas. I'm talking about as a human being Well, I don't know what that means are you sad no you're never sad no really no because you never get depressed no I'm never so, even when you're alone. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm feeling bad for Paul at this point. I'm like, just say you're depressed
Starting point is 00:27:31 so we can move on. So finally, so Paul is depressed as you're what I'm getting. Of course. That's what that means. Because if you talk, he's been, this is by the way, 40 minutes in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:41 So at this point, he's asked me if he's suppressed 80 different ways. Every time Giller goes, I'm fine. I don't care. It's all good. Finally, finally, this is a guy who suffered four heart attacks. Yeah, that's it. Any night he goes to bed. It could be the last time he goes to bed. He's living in his car and it's a gig that may or may not be canceled. Right. Giller is not doing well. He has no money. He's got nothing going on. Finally, Paulie gets what he wants because of the because of the heart attacks. Yeah. Really. Well, I can't really, I can't have a relationship with a woman.
Starting point is 00:28:16 So how does that make you feel? Well, that's terrible because I've, you know, I love women. because I've, you know, I love women. Mm-hmm. APPLAUSE You did it, Polly. You made him say it's terrible. You finally fucking got it out of him. I want to point out, Andy, before they do the interview part, Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:41 This is how Polly sets up this interview that we're about to hear. The thing with Gallagher, you guys guys is if you're a true comedy fan You'll really enjoy this interview There's nothing funny in this entire interview. It's nothing but depression and problems. I don even say what he's talking about. I've never heard one person say, you know, I'm a huge comedy fan. I love all the classic legendary comics like Galiger. It's he fucking Judy Tanuda. Can we take one step backwards to where Galiger said that he loves women?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Yeah. Because at the end, he starts talking about what's next for Gallagher. Yes. And what his big idea is going to be this dancing show called the next step. I'm going to interview men dancers for a new show that I'm planning called the next step
Starting point is 00:29:41 where men dance with each other. Mm. And it's not a gay thing. It's just like heterosexual guy's dancing. Any two humans that want to dance can dance. But it has to be girls too. It's the next step in our society. So it's two girls and two guys.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Or two guys, any two weird, op, and combining. So, so could be any two things. Paulie, how are you not following this? He goes, it doesn't, it doesn't matter. It's not a thing. It's something to do gender or sexual activities. It's just people do it so he goes, okay, so it's two guys and two girls.
Starting point is 00:30:17 No. Anyway, I'm going to be interviewing male dancers. If you know, I like the way they're dick taste. They're not the show. That is a weird thing that comes out of nowhere. Like, what's next for you? He's like, I'm gonna do this dance day dance show. Like, what?
Starting point is 00:30:37 Does someone like dance with a watermelon? Are they juggling watermelons? Like, where does the watermelon come in? Oh, this gale of your bloodshed is no fucking watermelons like where does the watermelons come at? Scale your blood. I sure there's no fucking watermelons. I'm getting my money bank. Just squatting on it. Fucking asshole. Oh, I just have more examples of Paulie just not following the conversation at all. This is they're talking about how he came up with the sludgeomatic. Yeah, and about how he came up with the sludge of Maddox. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:05 And he wants to know when he came up with that. Well, how old was he? When did you come up with smashing fruit? Oh, way before I met Jim Stafford when I was 25. So 25, you sat in a diner one day and go, I'm going to smash fruit on sale. No, I was sitting in front of the TV because my car had broken down at a friend's house after I had tried to sell my book,
Starting point is 00:31:27 which I printed myself on newsprint and sold throughout the year. When you were 20 years old. I was 25. You guys both said he was 25, like, price there. And he goes, so you were 20 years old? No! Who said anything about being 20? I said 25.
Starting point is 00:31:43 And then he talks about, this whole bit that he does is based on the vegematic, which was an infomercial in the early 70s. Right. It slices. It dices. You know, everyone knows the vegematic infomercial. Right. And Paul is now understanding what actually drove him to make this bit.
Starting point is 00:32:01 It's about the fact that the infomercial format is ridiculous, not that it's slices and dices vegetables, but Paul, I cannot even understand that, God's out. Communions make fun of the latest thing. Well, at that time, we hadn't seen any commercials like that. So it was a chopping up. Yeah, it was the first first, uh, yeah, because now they have like the bullet or they have different blingers and stuff like that. Yeah, they have the infomercials.
Starting point is 00:32:24 And they had like, yeah, they smashed the fruit in there Holy fuck oh, we fuck a room and at one point He's asking now Giliger's real name is Leo Galiger Jr. He was named after his father and he's going through the names of all the people in his family and Paulie again just does not understand. Connie and Ronnie and Jerry and butch.
Starting point is 00:33:01 That was my name. So your real name's butch? No. No, no one's real name is butch, it's Holly, very kind. He's told you his real name at this point. No, and nobody's real name is butch. There's no one in the end butch, it's a nickname.
Starting point is 00:33:15 It's a fucking, so wait, you're telling me that I'm your bruster, don't forget. It says butch. No. So what I'm saying is, oh, yeah. What did you think? And last three sentences I've said. I love when when Paulie, he's trying to finish the guy it all. Yeah. What did you think? And last three sentences I've said. I love when Paulie, he's trying to finish the guy's sentences.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Yeah. Which is always a terrible thing to do as an interviewer. Don't assume you know where this is going. Just let it get there. I don't know why he's so impatient. But he's talking about Paulie's mom, Mitzi, who owned the comedy store. Right. And she was the reason why he started doing the watermelon gag regularly.
Starting point is 00:33:47 We're all drinking and it was the thing to do and I smashed it, okay? So then your mom calls me the next day. She was pissed. No. She was happy. What's the wrong? Paulie's up guessing.
Starting point is 00:33:58 She was hungry. Yeah, you're right. She was some D for behind 40. What are we talking about? She was sad. I love the way they wrap up this interview. This couldn't be, I don't know, Paul Shores, the worst podcast here, the history of podcasting.
Starting point is 00:34:16 But this definitely puts them in the run agrar here. You're done living. Yeah, well, I really don't want to be much older than I am right now. And so I'm desperate to get people to listen to my ideas, which I think will make the world a better place, but they won't. And if they don't listen to your ideas.
Starting point is 00:34:33 And the world's not a better place than I did, and they were fucking idiots. All right, well thank you for speaking with us. That's what you're gonna wrap it up! The guy just said, I don't care if I live another day, I'm done with this world. People should be listening to my ideas, it would make the world a better place. Alright, great, well thanks for coming on the show. You know what I say? What idea?
Starting point is 00:34:54 What? Can you be more specific about these ideas that are gonna change civilization that we should all know about? Listen, if you just sat through Gallagher rapping about the 10 commandments You're fucking pay attention to what his ideas were Listeners this fucking idiot raps for a minute and a half correct But I I truncated it down because you'll get the idea, but what you got to pay attention to is Paulie's reaction at the end. Yes, it dies. So action is so good.
Starting point is 00:35:32 So you're going to play the rap. I'm going to play the lead in. Okay. Yeah. And this is a rare example of Paulie's instincts being corrupt. Yeah. Hey, can I do a rap? How much tape do you have here?
Starting point is 00:35:46 I mean, can I do like a five-minute rap? You can do it for a minute or so, but yeah, go for it. How much tape I have? Can I just rap for the rest of the day? Yeah. And Paulie's like, um, it's digital. I mean, we have like a minute. We have a minute like a tape.
Starting point is 00:36:04 My God, it's falling. Thank God. No time for it. No time for it. I merc, we have like a minute. A minute like a minute. I'm a change. My God, it's falling. Thank God. No time for that. No time for that. I mercifully cut this down to like maybe a third of what it is. When a gale girl asks, can I rap? That's where you have the fucking podcast.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Actually, no, I gotta go. Oh, is that my car? Oh, my phone's going off. Yeah. If you have never had douche chills, you're about to get them. Oh boy, I'm literally not before. I didn't listen to those twice. Thou shalt not. Don't even think you got a shot. Thou shalt not. It ain't about not getting caught. Thou shalt not try to blame it on Bearing Pot. Just ride with the man that God be got. Then go where it's a hot. Now, shell not. So how do you feel? It's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:36:58 He leaves that giant printing paws in there too. There's no reaction, it just changes the subject. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that was great. Wow, we just changed the subject. And you know what's really sad too, when they come back to the studio and they're reacting to the interview. Yeah. I never want to be in this place in my life
Starting point is 00:37:17 where their compliment is, he's really got his wits together still. It's unbelievable. You know, the guy really knows what he's talking about. He doesn't have dementia. That's your compliment. That guy that's living in his car. He's living in his car and asking if he could rap about the 10 commandments. That's the guy that's got his shit together.
Starting point is 00:37:38 It was brutal. It was bad. I mean, I'm not kidding. It was over a minute. It was maybe a minute and 20 seconds event Nonsense and I want to point this out because Paulie sure I Believe fancies himself a comedian. Yes, he explains at the end of the show what comedy is to him to me Watching comedy my whole life like it was never about the joke. It was always about the angle and always about what you were saying the joke. It was always about the angle and always about what you were saying. Isn't that what jokes are? To me,
Starting point is 00:38:13 comedy's out about jokes. It's about what your angle is. And then the words you say, like, that's, that's a joke. Yeah. That's what you're just supposed to make sure that those words are funny. That's how you make a joke. Yeah, jokes, explain it. Yeah, I do. I was explaining a part of this to this guy. I hate to see it stand on. I think you do. I think so. Did you know that Pauli Shore made a music video back in the early 90s? No. Do you know that he wrote a song called Lisa Lisa Andy? No.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Do I have to explain this to you? Yes. I'm a stony, crusty dude with the mop on top. My melon's fully sweet, but I'll never stop. Yes I All right That's when people liked him when he was not to be taken seriously. Right. And he was a clown, and a joke, and he was leaning into it, not trying to have a heartfelt conversation. That's a good point. A gala girl.
Starting point is 00:39:35 That's a good point. I mean, everybody got a kick out of Paulie when he was on MTV. I mean, it was stupid. Nope. And it was, he was just a silly, funny guy, and we all remember that. But don't come at me with this heartfelt galagher shit and trying to project all your depression on the galagher.
Starting point is 00:39:56 I like that everything you just said right there could also be stuttering John. Hey, in the 90s, we like to. You were interesting, you were part of a bigger thing We were kind of all in on it and that was just sad. Yeah, you're just trying to recapture this thing that's over We're really talking about By the way, I do have a couple goger laugh like so Cuz this guy fucking laughs like a champ That's good. It's impressive keep it at if I were homeless I would not be laughing like
Starting point is 00:40:29 But this guy's still doing it. It's maniacal. Okay, and I have to give you a little bit of credit real quick Oh, we played it on the show. I know you've done some bits for us in the past some pre-produced bits that die Yeah, but nothing that you've ever done has been as impressive as the Stuttering John cameo. And I just have a quick condensed version that hits all the important points. Hey, Carl, how you doing? It's Stuttering John Melendez. Shame has asked me to do this for you. So I'm going to do it.
Starting point is 00:41:04 I know you want to do a good podcast about pop music. And you're deciding between band practice pod or Couseroo cast. Anyway, you guys have a great time. I knowuz. Good game, yeah. So I played that because I've learned that that's how we signs off from his show with the good game. Okay, yeah. I've never got to get into the show before. Right, I know. Oh, anyone know that.
Starting point is 00:41:35 So that's how we signs off. I didn't know what that was either. And because you were able to pull this off, and this was awesome, I think it's time for you to do a victory lap. Ooh. You were able to pull this off and this was awesome. I think it's time for you to do a victory lap. Ooh! [♪ off beat music playing, a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song. It's a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song.
Starting point is 00:41:57 It's a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song. It's a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song. You didn't think we were gonna go through an entire episode without playing Come Town, Andy You didn't think we're gonna go through an entire episode without playing come down I was surprised I wasn't sure how inside baseball that was that was a special for Carl and I hope everybody enjoyed it, but Except it but um all right except your own morning yeah oh yeah Jesus Christ we're getting too long we're getting too uh
Starting point is 00:42:30 optimistic here uh but you're the best um did you want to transition I know you took some stuttering John well yeah uh we get a few things to talk about okay and one was uh we talked about trying to listen to OP and I put it on and I was just, I can't, it's gone from, we maybe we'll get into it. Yeah, we will. I got hope it's just so boring now. I put it on and I just decided that I wanted to go see.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Oh, now OP showing up. Now it is Andy. Fuck you. I'm with the 80 fucking hours of that shit. Now I'm gonna lean into my stuttering John bashing. Okay. And I saw it on his feed. One of them said, John has a big announcement. Oh, okay. So I kind of just super cut the big announcement
Starting point is 00:43:20 down into about a minute update about what's going on on the stuttering John podcast. Let's hear this. This is from a recent episode. I think it's maybe the second newest. Okay. And he's got this big new announcement. I don't know anything about this. Okay. I'm excited to hear that. Cool. Here's the thing. Royce, we have a big announcement. So can you? What? Oh, yeah. Give us a little. Good enough. Here it is, Royce. We will start our radio show this Sunday. We will be on the allegedly. We will be on the FM airwaves, but we will be on the airwaves starting on Sunday. The Stuttering John podcast will go down to one show, one show while the
Starting point is 00:44:00 radio show ramps up. And then what we have to figure out is for the. Oh, you're the mastermind. I'm going to let you fit it. No, no, no, you figure all this. So you have a lot going on. Well, so that's so yeah. So on this, we're probably going to have Frankie B. I think it's a show. I well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:16 So Frank's going to I think what I'll do is we're obviously going to do the radio show together. Yeah. And then I think Frank is going to come in and help with the other two shows. It's boring for everybody. So what,'m gonna step back in a producer. So It's rest your radio now, okay, they're going over co-hosting Sunday nights. Oh shit. Just playing music me Sunday night. Oh John and Royce I'm showing on one FM station. Yeah, they're going in the wrong direction Exactly what the fuck are they doing Yeah. They're going in the wrong direction. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:44:46 What the fuck are they doing? Exactly. They're so excited to start playing eight tracks on Sunday nights in LA where, Oh no. No one is listening and Royce is distancing himself. So he's not gonna produce the standard job podcast. He's not gonna the involved in the podcast at all anymore because it's too busy with a Sunday night radio show
Starting point is 00:45:09 That's probably 20 minutes of talking yeah over four hours because you're just it's just commercials That's all I know my eyes the amount of talking that John has to do Dude, this is John had this gig in New York City back in the 90s from noon to one Let's use on K rockRock as the Disney rock. Let's color in the shadow of what we used to be. Oh my God. Even less than what you used to do, which was be on talk radio for four hours at a time.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Now you're just gonna say, here's a round and round by rat on Sunday night. No Andy, you know what? The first time I heard the song Andy, I'm talking about the, the round and round, the round, the song. I just, just play the song, Royce. Yeah. But I don't know, I guess Royce is running for
Starting point is 00:45:59 some kind of political off. Yeah. In fact, if you Google his name, or if you put in the URL of his name, roisterazio.com. Yeah. I recommend everybody do that right now. Yeah. It redirects to who are these.com.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Oh, really? Yeah. So, why is he, who you wish you luck, buddy? Hope you get a lot of support. Don't forget to donate to roister's Patreon. It's patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? So that he can succeed in whatever endeavor he's got going on. Yeah, we love Royce.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Right, I did, Royce is the best part. Royce is the best part. But they get into like, this was almost two hour podcast that it was a lot of garbage. You think? A lot of the end deteriorates into John's favorite and least favorite guests on the tonight show and the Stern show Okay, but they did some heavy political talk and I I summed up the
Starting point is 00:46:56 Contents of that show too Guerrillas yet they find their ship and they don't fucking lie on a public bathroom floor and stick a fucking They don't fucking lie on a public bathroom floor and stick a fucking Enema up the rass and like the whole thing spill out on the floor. What's it called? Enema? No, he said Enema. Enema, what? Get the fuck over here Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Oh, I don't give a fuck. Get the fuck over here. Smack your ass around. Come here, Corolla. I'll fuck your fucking big teeth face up. You fucking cock sucker But I don't give a shit because if they can't deal with how are you you know intellectual conversation is you know that Holy shit, that's two hours. So this is what we've seen now
Starting point is 00:47:39 Yep, the Stuttering John was doing this podcast as an audition on The Stuttering John was doing this podcast as an audition, an three year long audition, to get a shitty radio, the belly Sunday nights, and you know this, you used to work in radio. Sunday nights are the lowest listenership of any time. Right, everybody's going to bed early. No one wants to do the radio on Sunday,
Starting point is 00:48:00 they're not driving, no one's out driving. And what they'll do on Sunday nights is they'll do the local music shows. Yeah. That's always Sunday nights because no one's listening anyway who gives a shit. If we can get these guys in these bands to tune in, hoping that their song gets played, they'll be more listeners. We could possibly get playing Bajoui for the 18th time that day.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Yeah. So Sunday nights, if that's true, that's really what's going on. Because I just learned about that. It's 100%. Well, that's unbelievable.'s going on. Because I just learned about it. I thought it's 100%. Well, that's unbelievable. Yeah. He has a three-year assinment. He has a three-tier plan.
Starting point is 00:48:30 One is to have the worst radio show on a terrestrial radio. Okay. The other is to scale back his terrible podcast and his shining light of a only talent on his podcast go away and have somebody else come in. And then the third tier is to mimic shit that people liked about Howard that we already discussed in the Patreon that will never work. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Because John has no credentials, John has no connections, John has no talent. It's never going to work to try and do what he's to do for Howard. You're referring to our bonus episode where where we discussed John quite a bit, and we talked about the fact that John is saying he's gonna do a new show, where he's got writers, and he's gonna go on red carpets, and he's gonna start talking to celebrities again. Which is what made him famous in the first place
Starting point is 00:49:16 when he was in intern for Howard Stern. This is never gonna happen. Now, it's not happening. Yeah. John is saying, you have to make shit happen in life. You're not making anything happen. You got a shitty radio gig. What do you think he's getting paid for that? So this is an FM station in LA Mm-hmm that we're talking about and he's got a Sunday night shift once a week
Starting point is 00:49:33 It Pat Oat is listening. How much how much is he getting paid for that you would know I it's hard for me to Imagine what slightly above minimum wages, right? Let's say $17 an hour four hours and Most of that time I mean it's not it's not a hard job and but if you're named celebrity, I'll give you 20 all right $20 an hour good. I one day a week See you ain't problem with this little Andy is this guy wants to sue me and I'm not a guy making a shit out of money look at our patreon you love to get a gift from me but if he's that desperate maybe I should be worried if he's taking my money on
Starting point is 00:50:14 cameo yeah the legal suit money that he can get fuck me all right well that's very interesting thank you for bringing that to the show. I want to play a quick cringe of the week. This cringe of the week came over from Orange Julius. And oh, no, no, no, I'm looking at the wrong thing. This one came over from the doogs. And doogs have sent over a cringe of the week before. A lot of people have asked me to review the fighter and the kid. You familiar with that podcast? Not at all. It's a big one.
Starting point is 00:50:51 It's got Brendan Shobb and Brian Kellen on it. And apparently this recent episode, Brendan's talking about his new, what's the shoe that the Dche nozzle makes that costs a fortune? Yeezies? Oh, connies. Yeah, conniesies, yeah. Yeezies, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:11 All right, I know that. So he's talking about his new shoes that he got. He's all excited about these. Oh, God. And Brian doesn't get it, you know. He's just not like, why would you spend that much till sneakers look horrendous? Because they do. Yeah, they're horrendous looking snake. Okay. So boy is understanding this
Starting point is 00:51:29 So Brendan decides to take this this meme that's already played out and make sure to pound it into the ground They're not for you. I know but I just need to train more with hegan so I can okay, okay boomer What is boomer? Okay boomer. What does that mean? Oh, so what you want? Yep, yes, you like Devon Brandon. Hey, okay, so fucking shitty are they not fucking eight those shoes? Okay, boomer. I'm not boomer those things suck man. Okay, boomer What are the fight? What are the what is that shit on top of them? What I listen? I like for a And shot up dude, okay boomer. I can okay boomer. I can take those
Starting point is 00:52:11 Call me boomer. No, what is he call me boomer? So don't call me boomer man. I don't know what it means I don't like it. I fucking hate him okay boomer. Hey I fucking hate him. Okay, boomer. Hey, you guys got your time. I call me boomer. Okay, boomer. I'm getting mad. You should boom boom. I'm warning you, bro Yeah, you know shoes aren't for you boomer. They're not for you This is to get funny at some point. Hey, oh, this is like morning radio to me. Yeah, That sounds like a shitty, hacky morning radio band. What's in the hell? Sad we're getting with each other. I keep calling this guy Boomer.
Starting point is 00:52:50 He's getting fired up about it. Really? I think we can be glad that we were ahead of the curve on the getting called Boomer gig, because it's really. I can't take credit for that. No. So something like, hope for her. I did hear somebody doing the same thing on Harman Town.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Is it Brandon Johnson? There's one of the guys from Rick and Morty, Doesn't Voice. Oh, God. The teacher. Oh, God. He was calling Harman Boomer for a few minutes. Jesus, fucking Christ. It's so quiet out here.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Can we all agree that it's fucking over now? Over now. Okay, Jen-Axer. They're doing it in New Zealand politics. That was fun actually. Yeah, that was funny. But you know, it's everybody's on to it. We're all caught up. Speaking of everybody's on to it, we're all caught up. It is time for... OPIRADIO! Alright, so what OPI is doing is he's continuing to have these Carl Ruiz tribute shows and memorials. It's out of control. I'm inspired. It's crazy. It's not being inspired to do anything. Was out of control. So there's a guy, Matt, Farah.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Is that how you pronounce his name? I think so. And he hosts a show that's all about cars. Yeah. He's a big auto enthusiast. And he was on OP Show. I think he's friends with Carl. Yeah. He's a big auto enthusiast. And he was on OP show. I think he's friends with Carl. Right. So he was on OP show a couple of times
Starting point is 00:54:30 in the past. They're at that Manhattan car club. Right. Where you can rent out really nice cars. Where OP was out of his depth and everybody was telling him to shut the fuck up. Right. OP didn't know what he was talking about.
Starting point is 00:54:42 OP's on a car guy, which is fine. He doesn't understand what he doesn't know anything. I don't know. What kind of guy is Opie? Well, in what fucking Rome is he interesting to talk to? I can't even think of one. So he's got Matt Farah on the show and they're doing a pre-game show
Starting point is 00:54:57 before they go to this next memorial service or whatever tribute thing they're doing for Colorado East. Because it's just never ending. Right. So they decided, okay, we're gonna do a show and we're gonna do it again from this area where they're in a giant garage with cars all around them. And you can only imagine this is a great place
Starting point is 00:55:20 to do a podcast, especially when there's work being done. I knew this was gonna be the cool thing. Oh, this is great. The tires they came with from the factory were not good. What's up? We're gonna be well. Oh, I don't care if you well. Well, we're not that loud.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Yeah, we're gonna be well. Yeah, we're gonna be well. You're a compressor? Well, things not that loud. You're so nice. I know, I know. You're hanging a race car on the wall. Here at Clotty Car Club, Manhattan.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Absolutely. Okay. These guys are over there podcasting with the shitty zoom microphone and the guy is nice it's cool we're gonna say hey you probably want to go somewhere else we got to put the race car on the wall and they're like oh that won't be loud hook it up be loud who's gonna weld a race car out of the wall yeah that's fine everything except the OPC's where this is going. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:56:07 No, I'm wearing it out here. I don't think that'll be too bad. All right, fast forward a few minutes, and they get started. But Audi has a tendency to give. Oh, wow. That's what he means by fucking welding. Holy shit. That's the welding?
Starting point is 00:56:21 I said, you're not going to be running a compressor or anything. Are you? And he was like oh So maybe we should get in the county oh I see the way This may be tough for audio huh? I don't know how's it in your headphones right now is it fucked? It's gotta be a disaster. It kind of sounds cool You think so yeah, I think it sounds cool Disaster it kind of sounds cool. You think so. Yeah, I think it sounds cool
Starting point is 00:56:52 Oh, B. What is wrong with you? There's heavy machinery going on behind you and you're podcasting I think it sounds cool Yeah, why what radios to do have you ever been to a new life where there was construction going on Well, you're recording a radio show you should know this better than anyone like that guy came up It said I'm going to be welding, I'm going to be going to lie to leave. And then it starts and the guy's like, Oh, it's pretty loud, but you should leave. And he's like, I think it sounds great. Right, and then OP finally says the truest thing he's ever said on his podcast.
Starting point is 00:57:14 So, should we go in a different room, maybe? I guess. Should we try and go down in the shop over there? Yeah, let's do that, right? All right, let's walk into this shop. Gone well. No, it's going, this is what people expect from my guess. I mean, let's do that away. All right, let's walk into this shop. Gone well. No, it's going, this is what people expect from my business.
Starting point is 00:57:28 I mean, I guess, Murph. Yes, this is true. We expected the sound like shit. We expected to be zero content. To be uninteresting, we expect you to make every wrong decision. So yes, this is what people expect. Thank God Matt's on there. It's not even his show.
Starting point is 00:57:43 He's like, oh, let's get out of here Yeah, there's a ton of other places we can walk to where there isn't welding going out of the back I'm trying to put a fucking race car in a wall somewhere. Oh my god. I thought that was a fun part to Oh, yeah, he knows that he's the dumbest dumb fuck that ever dumb fucked. Yeah I I have a whole package I want to get into. Oh, yeah, Matt shows up a little bit shaken up. I don't know if you got this far into the episode. No, I didn't get very far. Okay. So Matt shows up to do this show. Oh, no, I did get this fire. Okay. Yeah, he's shook it up because he just witnessed a pretty horrible accident where a bus ran over a person. Yes. So he gets off, I think he took the train into Manhattan,
Starting point is 00:58:30 gets out of the subway, and witnesses a bus drive over a person and he talks about that. But I felt like, as I walked away, I was like, am I a piece of shit that I didn't immediately see this person and go, I need to help you. My first reaction was, is it, he's doing an eddy Murphy from Trading Places and he wants to scam me. You're beating me to the punch.
Starting point is 00:58:52 You're definitely a New Yorker, true and true because this is such classic opi. So what Matt is saying is, I witnessed a man hit by a bus and I thought it was a scam because in New York, people are trying to scam you out of your money all the fucking time. That's happened to me, by a bus. And I thought it was a scam, because in New York, people are trying to scam you out of your money all the fucking times. That happened to me, by the way. Has it really? Yeah, because I drive a truck for a tractor trailer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:13 And I was going around a corner, and there was a woman with her kid, like her kid driving a toy truck. And I went around the corner, and I go, Please tell me that you had your redness get over her. No, no, no, no. Something that great. I got a block to where I was going. And this guy came up and said, oh, you hit that woman back there.
Starting point is 00:59:33 And I said, the fuck I did. Yeah. And I turned around and I went back. And by the time that guy found me and I turned around and went back, there was emergency vehicles on the scene. And she's sitting on the ground saying that I ran over her foot. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:48 And long story short, the paramedic just kinda like investigated the scene. Yeah, investigating her condition. Yeah. He starts kicking her foot. Oh wow. That got running and over. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:00 And she's not even, she's on her phone. Buh-buh-buh. And the cops are just like, this, they're full of shit. You know, they do this all the time. They're just trying to get Coca-Cola money. Right. Don't say the right word. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:00:12 But some Matt Fera, his first reaction was, these people are trying to scam me. Yeah, I don't want to get scammed. And Opi says, oh, you beat me to the punch. No, no, no, I know I've been in these situations, too. Opi does not understand what Matt is saying. The thing about Manhattan especially, when you're walking around, you see shit go down.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Like usually it's like an old lady falls. Sometimes you see a guy in his early fifties with chest pains on the sidewalk. And the first thing a typical New Yorker will do is start looking around and pausing, hoping someone else gets involved. First! So that's how he was saying it all. What he was saying, Opie, was he goes, I feel like I'm a piece of shit because my first instinct was, I think these people are scamming me.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Like his outlook on civilization and humanity is that this is probably a scam. Yeah. That's why he's like, oh, my piece of shit, like a bad thing just happened. I might first thought that they're trying to think it's managing me. Oh, dude, you're not alone. Anytime I wait in a something terrible, I want to get the fuck out of there and not help anyone.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Opie actually goes on to explain specific scenarios and explains how he himself is a terrible person. And then you do that half step, like, because you want to make yourself feel better, like, oh, I was just about to help. But then this woman in her early 30s is helping the old lady up off the sidewalk, and now she's got to call her family and get her home.
Starting point is 01:01:37 And I'm like, man, I, and I go late. I'm like, oh, I'm pretty shit. Lady good for you, I was right there with you. You got this, she goes, yeah, I got got this and then you walk away. That's cold so I'll be really actually is a piece of shit. Man saying I feel like maybe I'm a piece of shit Because I thought it was a scam. I was going oh no, I know what you mean. Oh, yeah When I see the lady fall right real piece of shit is yeah, I see no lady fall over my first instinct is to get the fuck out of there
Starting point is 01:02:03 I'm not helper and hope that somebody and get the phone over. My first instinct is to get the fuck out of there and not helper and hope that somebody else is there to hell. What an asshole. So medicine. Double back and explain that that's not
Starting point is 01:02:15 what he's saying. You look around and then if there's no one around, you go. Fuck inside. You go. Like I as I was calling 911. I did the look around not first not to get out of there, but I was I honestly was looking for the scam. I thought there was going to be a scam. Yeah, but there was no scam. The guy really got it. So he's explaining to opi's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 01:02:35 you're internal shittiness that you're talking about where you're pissed because you have to help somebody who's in peril. Yeah. That's not what I'm talking about at all. I was concerned that I was part of a ruse that they were gonna take advantage of. I wanted to help. I wanted to help, but I was worried that being a compassionate person that wants to help was gonna get me in trouble. I don't know if I can explain this anymore, okay?
Starting point is 01:02:58 This is not what I was saying. So he's still not figured out that to do one more last round of dumbness and revealed a lot to me about myself That of where my where my brain went to immediately and then how I reacted to it But it was great. I don't want to get involved unless they really have to No, I'll be there's no one he's saying He wanted to help the person a person is gonna rob him a boss a boss, and by the way, Matt did help the person. The person said that both front and rear tires went over this person.
Starting point is 01:03:31 I can't imagine. I can't even imagine. This person was mangled. Yeah. And Matt went over and helped the person. Nobody's like, Jesus Christ, I see that. I'm like, I'm out of here. He fucked these assholes.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Not helping anyone. It's so weird. I Not helping anyone. So weird. So I have a theory, Andy, and you might know this because I've known you for a long time. I have a theory about bright lights and loud noises. I think that the dumber you are, the more excited you are about bright lights and loud noises.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Yeah. Hence fireworks. Fireworks are a thing. Fireworks are for dumb people, because they cheer for like loud explode. BOOM! Ah! They're cheering. What are you cheering?
Starting point is 01:04:12 That the explosion happened? I love the red ones, don't you kids? There's a lot of examples of this, where dumb people will tend to migrate to places where there's bright lights or loud noises. Yes. They're welding inside the shop. Oh, it gets very excited about this.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Sorry about this. We're walking past the welders. Wow, look at this bark. That's awesome. Ha! Sounds like a seven year old. Wow, it's awesome. It's called welding, I'll be.
Starting point is 01:04:44 You've never seen this before. Everyone's seen it. Not that. It's like the land of the dead. You're probably not familiar with the George Romero movies. Oh, yeah. There's a sequence in the third one. Where the survivors that are still human start distracting the zombies with fireworks. They just set off fireworks and all the zombies look up and go
Starting point is 01:05:05 Oh, and then you could just walk right by him. Yes Oh, he's It's the sheeple you Opie explains that He finally got his haircut and this is just God this is pathetic I don't even know what to make of this. You know, you forced me to get a haircut
Starting point is 01:05:27 because I'm sick of you calling me Boris Johnson hair. Finally, I was just gonna poke that until the fuck now. No, it's like, look, I'm good. I think you know, first haircut since Carl died. I don't want to, oh really, it's like that. Oh, yeah, it's time to move on, man. I think even Carl would say it's trying to move the fuck on what are you from?
Starting point is 01:05:48 Andy what's going on here? so His friend died and he stopped basic grooming yeah habits. He wasn't gonna cut his hair again That's a little AC and BC stands forl. It's before and after a carl. I got a haircut. BC said AC is not going well for OP. Dude, is anyone do that? Is that a thing? Why not all about this?
Starting point is 01:06:16 I think, you know, when you have a tragedy your life you stop carrying about personal hygiene. You stop cutting your hair for months because your front passes are right? I think some people would. Jesus Christ, well, I will say my wife's a hair stylist, so I hope that not most people do that. Cause that would really fucking cut into our,
Starting point is 01:06:36 you know, a picture had only pillaged so many bills around here. Gotta do some cut and colors. Yeah. Get to it, chop, chop, chop, let's get out of it. All right. This clip right here really sums up what OPS and that is Brother Weez's prodigy. Oh, God. If you couldn't have a better example, if you just pulling the guy up the street who knew Brother Weez and said, this is what the next generation of brother weasen would do on a radio show.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Yeah. Who cares? Let's just stand here for a second. All right. Because I want to tell you a story. So I didn't shame my balls. Yeah. No. All right. That's enough of that. I like that. I mean, it doesn't understand what fetishes are, how they work. They talk about the fact that Matt doesn't have any fetishes. Okay. This is a quick conversation they have. I actually kind of suck.
Starting point is 01:07:29 I don't have fetishes, which is unfortunate. I wish I did. Yeah, I don't really have fetishes. I kind of wish I did. I think it would be easier. It'd be kind of fun, right? Yeah, I mean, I have a thing in activity. You know what activity?
Starting point is 01:07:39 I like extra curriculum. Well, how the fetish would you like to have that you don't? I'm trying to think. Oh, I don't know. That's kind of a... I know. You're right. That can you like to have that you don't try to think oh I don't know that's kind of a I know That can't be true though. What kind of fetish do you wish you had that you don't That's how finishes work if you had a thing that you wish you had you would have yeah That's what the W's don't finish is oh I wish I was into boobs when you are
Starting point is 01:08:04 Good Oh, I really wish I was into boobs. Well, you are in a bed. You're trying to help! Good! This is all you're like, over here, you're that stupid? That's good. What a dumb question. The guy's just trying to do a quick, little throw away line. Yeah, I wish I was in the finishes. I'm not. Oh, let's look into that.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Just stop. What do you mean? Weird thing, do you wish you were into? Like, none. Yeah. Tweet it. You don't like want to see somebody that you're attracted to, whatever gender it is, wearing something that you find appealing all the time.
Starting point is 01:08:31 You know, it's like, Where are you going with this, Andy? I'm going to say, I'm not. Hey, what you think? I just don't want to get into my game. I think you're going somewhere. I just say, don't say that you don't want to see something specific. I was watching, I was going to say, is don't want to see something specific. I was watching. Oh
Starting point is 01:08:46 that was gonna say is to fight all the carls is. I dig too deep into the shit dude. I was watching this video galger from a couple of months ago. He said he's in India or something and they're interviewing him on this local news show and he pulls his his shirt off. He's wearing men underpants, upside down around his torso with the crotch cut out for his neck. He says, he says it's a sports bra for men. He's still doing bits. This is what he does. This is what a 69 year old gagger is still doing. I didn't tell him. He's new fetish. And that's OP Stegdow.
Starting point is 01:09:30 So OP is lost car or we's now he's trying to do the show with Matt, it seems like. And they have zero chemistry. This is an example of terrible chemistry. And oh, this just in, OP's an idiot. We're out, dude. I just spoke toast points That was nice, you know, that's from the the 18 member the the modern remake of the 18
Starting point is 01:09:51 I didn't see the modern you didn't see it. No, I see that It's fun. It's I don't remake Doesn't matter you know they did they just we did midway, which is out now midway midway is some some kind of like War film This World War 2 right I think so Fuck fuck both of you Wars chemistry ever the guy goes oh that reference I just made is from the the new 80 movie
Starting point is 01:10:20 Oh, I don't like I don't like when they do reboots. Although I did like midway. Oh really what's that about? I know idea. Yeah They just made it to another movie by the way anyone who's on the discord now or has been in the past Well, no that I say things are just the most idiotic things ever. I take them on post I try to say face a little bit like I'll be if you say I don't really just really been way what's it? Well I'm hoppin' I hoppin' up. Oh
Starting point is 01:10:52 The battle in midway It's in the title that fucking moment. What was your word 1812 thought? I don't know You saw the movie What are you doing? Japanese people in the plates? That can be a clue. How many floors have we had against the Japanese? Jesus Christ. Holy fuck.
Starting point is 01:11:11 All right, I could adventure to guess. I don't like ATV. You see, midway, no I haven't. What's it about? I don't know. Great conversation. All right. I think that pretty much does it for everything that I wanted to get to today. Great conversation. Ha ha ha. Alright.
Starting point is 01:11:25 I think that pretty much does it for everything that I want to get to you today. Thank God. Thank God. I'm excited about our bonus episode that we're going to do coming out on Thursday. Maybe I'll announce the time that we record it so we can get on the discord. Probably Wednesday at some point. Be very exciting. And then don't forget that next week,
Starting point is 01:11:48 we do this all over again. Ooh. Yeah. And you know what we like to do. We like to do it. Oh, geez. We like to do it. We like to do it.
Starting point is 01:11:56 We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it.
Starting point is 01:12:04 We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it. We like be reviewing. Can't wait to hear this. A next week's episode, I'm going to do so tease. This is what everybody is thinking right now. They're like, what is it going to be? Just get to it. This is why I like to star right here. Yeah, you know, it's that classic. People don't know.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Is it going to be a heavy hitter? Right. They're going to like punch up. Yeah. Or is it going to be some garbage, nothing cast, and punch down. It's the letter! Let's get it all the way home. You guys rock.
Starting point is 01:12:31 I love you. Kyle and Luke will talk about tunes and alienate half of the audience. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Kyle and Luke Talk About Toons, the show where two comedy musicians, who also happen to be animation industry professionals talk about cartoons. I mean, obviously. Not obvious, not obvious. This is a podcast called Kyle and Luke talk about tunes. It was a suggestion that came in from Orange Julius.
Starting point is 01:13:20 This fucking guy. I love that they described themselves as comedy musicians. What? I've written a lot of comedy songs, and I've played on this show. Yeah. I've never once called myself a comedy musician. That's so douchy. Come on, Pessie, eat a mudslide.
Starting point is 01:13:36 That's a good song. At any rate, I was sitting there going, why the fuck is the music going on for so long? You're really lean into that. Yep, so this should be a lot of fun. I think we're going to review a show where they talk about loony tunes or something, because they review all these cartoons, I don't fucking know what they're talking about. I got to get something that I know with the source material on.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Help me out a little bit. Andy, thank you so much for doing the show this week. We're all very excited that you're back. Oh, I'm glad to be here. Even with all your lips smacking, we still appreciate you. Is there anything you want to, anything for me? All right, mouth breathing and lips smacking. Right.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Before we pretend to add the show, right now, is there anything that you want to plow or promote? You know what, I do want to plug, I tease this, to Sam Tripoli. Oh yeah! I'm gonna talk about it in the legit portion of the show, because I think it's really fucked up. And we, not me, but Tinfoil Hat was featured on the show.
Starting point is 01:14:38 And I talked about it to Carl, that is the only show in the history of WATP that has beaten the odds and I have become a fan of. Right. I love the show. I don't, I mean, I don't agree with all the nonsense. Oh, but it's a fun show. It's funny.
Starting point is 01:14:56 I've all worked up about to conspiracy things and Sam is a funny comedian. And what I really appreciate was that you could go to his website and he's done some half hour, 40 minute specials that I don't know what his intention was with him. Maybe they didn't get picked up. Maybe you wanted to try to sell him. And they didn't sell. They didn't sell the specials, you mean?
Starting point is 01:15:20 Yeah, okay. And he just hosts him on his website. It's for free. So you could go and watch his I don't know to have you I had watch him. No, there was two and I went and I watched him because I enjoyed the podcast and I wanted more Sam Watch both YouTube So he had he had two 30 minute Comedy specials on there that he was just giving away to anybody that would want them.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Okay. But now, YouTube has pulled all his shit off the internet. They just dropped it. His website is fucking crashed. Oh, that's fucked up. It's really fucked up. Is it because of the abstinence stuff? It's, you know, when you cast such a wide net that he cast yeah who can say why right but somebody he said something he had somebody on
Starting point is 01:16:10 that rubbed the wrong person the wrong way no and YouTube just completely dropped all of his shit so the Alex Jones them. Yeah, that's fucked up He's doing it. He's doing I like entertainment cast us. It's us supposed to be news, that hard-eating news. I think it's seriously, and he worked really hard to build up his website. He had many, many followers, and he talks about, if you get so many, then you can get to certain tiers of ads that you can host and so on. It's a revenue stream for him. And my own personal conspiracy theory about Sam
Starting point is 01:16:46 is that he's knocked up his old lady because he keeps talking about that. He's got some changes going on in his life. He's going to talk about. So I think maybe he's getting married or maybe he's having a kid. So he needs all the help that he can get. And for this to happen, it breaks my heart. That sucks. It does. Sorry to hear that. Yeah. I didn't know. So I mean, if anybody out there gives a shit, you know, just whatever, buy a 10 foil hat t-shirt or a list of the podcast. And we only promote one thing at this show. That's our Patreon. Yeah. I don't know where you're going with this.
Starting point is 01:17:20 Well, I'm just saying. People who have so many dollars this time. I feel bad for Sam. And, you know you know He's he was part of the show Yeah, and he's good sport and he's funny guy and he got fucked over all right, but you know You use your time to promote something I For Sam that's the least I could do I mean I just hope you lands on his feet because it's a great show listen to the tinfoil hat guys Well, it's also interesting not to make this about me. This is not about me, but when I went on Anthony Kumi to show for the first time, he had Alex Jones on as a guest
Starting point is 01:17:54 before I came on. And it was, Retrie got de-platformed. Yeah. And the whole discussion was around, where does this end? Right. So a lot of people were cheer, you know, oh great, good. Alex shows this crazy person.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Get him off the internet. He shouldn't, his voice shouldn't be heard. Yeah. And it's just like, okay, so good. We got rid of him. Now who's next? Right. You know, obviously things get pretty extreme.
Starting point is 01:18:17 And one way or the other, right? And this is part of free speech. And this is part of one of this country was founded on. You're one of my friends. It was a while in miss shit to get extreme, one way or the other. This is a first event issue. It is because, and you can say,
Starting point is 01:18:31 well, Alphabet's a private company, Alphabet owns YouTube. They have, they can take that shit down, except for the fact that they have a monopoly on online video, right? So you're no longer, if Google starts censoring you out of search, or YouTube takes you off of their video platform or even Twitter, like they have them in outly on this shit. And the reason that they give is so broad. Right. Because they took it, they took them off because he has
Starting point is 01:18:57 Blutue ads. Who fucking doesn't have Blutue ads? What are they saying? Yes, he's promoting drug... It's a bone eradication. Yeah, who doesn't like that? Who cares? Or CBD, the other thing that everybody has ads on it. Right. And that's why they pulled him off.
Starting point is 01:19:16 That's not a lot. That's a lot, obviously. So, it's just fucked up. What's a fucking downer? I feel like we're ending this show that we probably sure are in his show. No, you will. Well, I hope I die soon in life's socks.
Starting point is 01:19:29 All right, thanks a lot. Thanks for coming out. I appreciate it. You can't talk about lizard people and, you know, missad on tinfoil hat. Next thing you know, you know, we can't make our dick and fart and rape jokes on this podcast.
Starting point is 01:19:44 One of those things for sure will be such and very soon. David Ike and Tinfoil Hat was awesome. I love David Ike. Talk about wizard people. All right, please join us again next week. It might be episode we find out once for a who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the most bits of morning radio.
Starting point is 01:20:03 Fuck you! He's cold right now. Hmm. Uh-oh, Rayford. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I'm so glad you're here.
Starting point is 01:20:16 Get the shit. Get the fuck. Don't be a shit for its taste. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Alright, let's get into voice-mails. Let's make this really quick, because I don't want to spend all day anything tomorrow This is somebody who picked up on something I said in last week's episode a car
Starting point is 01:21:12 30 minutes since this week show and you just revealed Something interesting that you have friends that do drag Trends in quotation drag friends in quotation friends come on if you don't have that master a little more all right sir this is wildly immature it is wildly immature but I got to agree with him I didn't know you had friends that did drag my wife is a hair stylist how else do I be to explain this to people okay all right that explains him. I didn't know you had friends that did drag. My wife is a hair stylist. How else do I be to explain this to people? Okay. All right. That explains that. It explains
Starting point is 01:21:50 a lot. Did you bro called into the show? Hey, Carl, this is did you bro? Hey, just wanted to let you know that, uh, yeah, I'm not going to be able to make it to record podcasts with you. So, uh, yeah, sorry about that man, I'm gonna cancel on you. I am definitely not coming this week. So don't expect me. Also, I'm changing my number. So, yeah, don't try to call me back on any, any number. And, um, yeah, I'm, I won't be dropping by. If anybody checks, you see or anything, it's not me, okay? Oh shit! Is that it? Is that broad child born over there? Oh man, I gotta go tomorrow. All right, well I guess Digi Bros out. That's too bad. It's expecting him to do the show next week on. Oh, I just got a text from him. He's definitely coming. You gotta ignore that. It's a different number now. Apparently our biggest fan from Australia, although there's a lot of now. Apparently our biggest fan from Australia, although there's
Starting point is 01:22:46 a lot of controversy around who our biggest fan from Australia is. Carl, then. Hey, Carl, you can call me Kim. I called him about two, three weeks ago saying I'm your biggest fan from Australia and I also ask you to please a really big phone number. I want to go back in some of the things I said. So I said. So I'm not your biggest fan of Australia. And second off, he's still married because after hearing Reese would be responding to me, he's such a dick. So well, I hope you go to the boss. Also, Vic, I'm sorry, I had a Australian so much if I instigated that in any way. Please let me know. We'll like to use it as a pick up line or something. We're going to be loving that. Also, don't release your phone number. I think
Starting point is 01:23:34 that's a poor idea. Too late. Because I'm not going to call you. And you're probably just going to get creeps worth me calling you. So if you do actually want me calling you, I'll give you my phone number. Is that easy? Anyway, thank God. Have a good one. So we did post VIXX phone number on Patreon. And I have got some screenshots of text threads that I've got back and forth because a very good sense of humor about this stuff. And she, unlike most girls, she loves attention. Go figure. All right.
Starting point is 01:24:08 We had Fran Dresser calling to the show a couple of weeks ago because we talked about her. She called back in again. She's had a tough life, man. I don't know if you know that. Cancer, rape, a lot of bad things that happen to Fran. Yeah. Hey, Carly Poo, it's me, Fran Dresser.
Starting point is 01:24:26 Again, I just wanted to call into publicly apologize to you. I've been listening to your podcast this last week between life tragedies. And you know what, I gotta say, you're doing some pretty good stuff, kid, especially with that Opie character. He's an asshole. And he just put that guy a wang or whatever fucking name was to say, right? I mean, he was pretty bad. Ha, ha got a UTI and her Disney Plus won't vote.
Starting point is 01:25:07 It keeps booting her out. She has to keep logging back in. It's a hard life. All right, this is Eddie. Do you remember Nico? Vagely. Nico was an 18 year old who was up on rape charges. How could I forget?
Starting point is 01:25:23 I then disappeared! And as a missing person, wonder why? Well, Nico is now a fan of WOTP. He called back into the show again. Hey, Carl, it's Nico again, the pedophile. Just wanted to say, because I'm a member of the Patreon, I called that Vic, that Vic's girl, and fixed girl and turns out he is in fact a girl cool which is kind of disappointing i was really hoping for you know a little
Starting point is 01:25:52 little younger you know not too young you know so what they're you know when they come up to you want to make sure they're feeding the ground you know i anyway i'm loving the show i really like the last week with big mass and i really like how um i'm loving the show i really like the last week with big mass in i really like how um i just like the show i anyway uh... i'm using the money that i'm robbing from liquor stores here for the patreon
Starting point is 01:26:13 so good for that you're now uh... part of my crimes whatever anyway carl uh... yeah let's exchange some pictures pictures of cell porn f***ing i don't know what i want Let's exchange some pictures. Some pictures of Southport. Yeah. Fuck it. I don't know what I want.
Starting point is 01:26:26 I like Nico that he's robbing liquor stores to be the Patreon, but I don't know why I want to exchange pictures with this guy. No, you don't. He might be a creep. Yeah. My ploy is working. I pre-recorded that. Said. How could I be in two places at once, Carl? It's impressive.
Starting point is 01:26:43 This is a... Oh, Carol? It's impressive. This is a... Oh, Tim goes back from Australia. And remember how he just said that Reese the Beast was sucking my dick and... Yeah, and you're wearing mail underwear upside down as a sportsman? Right, he said all that. I think something like that happened. So this is him calling back to make up with Reese, which is good to hear.
Starting point is 01:27:04 I call Spin Tim again. So this is him calling back to make up with Reese, which is good to hear. Hey, Carl. It's been Kim again I've been thinking about what I said just the other day to Reese's Deese and I feel like it wasn't very nice I want to retract what I said and Reese I'll have a beer tonight mate. I also just want to say me and you have to work together because I just can't understand why Vic hate Australia So much and I think it's undoubted for all. So, uh, yep, sorry, that's all I have to call and uh, screw you, Vic. I feel like we're bringing people together out of this show. I see. You notice that? People are becoming friends now. Reese and Tam are hanging out in Australia getting a beer.
Starting point is 01:27:41 VIX is sexting everyone in Australia. Yep. VIX is gettinging everyone in Australia. Yep. VIX is getting in a date with dick pics. Which by the way, Dick Messian was talking about this. It's illegal in Texas now to send a dick pic. I don't know if that's true or not. That's why I heard it on a podcast. So I assume that it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:59 It's illegal. I heard it on a podcast. It's gonna be true. It's illegal to send a dickpecks. I don't know where Vic lives, but. All right, what is this one? Hey Carl, I'm still traveling down memory lane, old episodes, and you just said on one of them
Starting point is 01:28:20 that the isotopes are a surf band, a surf band in Rochester. A surf band. Cool. That's a good one, Mel. It's your battle. You suggested on the podcast with Dick, you made a comment that you really liked this podcast called How Did This Get Made?
Starting point is 01:28:55 And so I download the latest episode called Freakwell to them so 2 to 7. I don't know why it's called something stupid, but they start out with their retarded Q&A life advice. What the fuck, I thought this was about how shitty movies got made. Some bitch calls in, she says, oh my god, guys, guys, you treated so much better at working women. Like, a guy feels bad, everyone like coddles him, and then a girl then a girlfriend's bad bitch get over it. Come on just suck it up bitch. And then he's like what do you think you know absolutely misogyny is the small that we breathe in. Now fuck me, son. How do you listen to this nonsense? This fucking trite bullshit. How the fuck are you listening to this shit? Did you lose your bones or did I just miss hearing you actually know like this podcast?
Starting point is 01:29:49 What's kind of shitty? That that's what I have. I just miss heard you right? Yeah, I'm here. Come on. Hey, man, I got back. I have to apologize. Never listen to a prequel episode of How to the Skip Bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, uh, it just don't listen to it. It's not for you. You know, we do this all the time. We listen to what episode and say that it's bad and people get upset with us. And you know, we're gonna do, we're gonna tell you to do what everyone else should do. Don't listen to how to this get made.
Starting point is 01:30:14 Only listen to it if Jason Manzookis is out there. It's the only reason to listen to that show. Everyone else is a throw away, but Zooks rules. You don't listen to it. It's not for you. I listened to Dick Masterson. He does his show on Sundays. And he came out on Saturday and recorded the show on WATP.
Starting point is 01:30:35 So I was excited to hear what he thought about his weekend. Yeah. Hey, Dick, I'll tell you what, make me a rage. You didn't miss in Carl on your show this week. I noticed that too. Dick, what's up, buddy? What happened to the hair?
Starting point is 01:30:50 I was at a, uh, uh, who are these podcasts yesterday? That's a great show. Honey moves over. Maybe that's all right. Oh, yeah. Uh, he came on your show. You should be glad about that. I'm very glad about that.
Starting point is 01:31:02 I thought he was fantastic covering a topic that is not necessarily all that much fun. And he was great. I'm going to let you write his co-tales that he for there, apparently. So we have a fan of the official podcast to want to take Umbridge with us. Take Carl, sorry to call again. So you know how you were saying that you were going to review the official podcast again on your Patreon in a bonus episode, like a redo or whatever? Well if you do it again, you should do it on one of the episodes like pretty much after
Starting point is 01:31:37 you reviewed their first podcast because if you do their new stuff, they've kind of gone back to their old ways, but after you fucking dripped them a new asshole, they tried to take some of your advice to heart, and it completely took the show off the tracks, and it is pretty much awful. It was pretty bad. They almost lost a good amount of their fanbase, and if you go on a sub-reddit, you can still see people bitching about it like to this day. So the episode I'm going to recommend that you review is episode 140. It's an episode where they had all these corners and stuff, and it was just like a mess because there were like 18 different corners.
Starting point is 01:32:17 And this is really like the height of the corners. So I think this is the best episode. This is like, yeah, yeah. You affected them quite a bit after you reviewed their podcast So yeah have fun doing that I'm bound because I know Kai was in our discord earlier and he's not anymore He's playing Luigi's mansion It could have came out and defended himself
Starting point is 01:32:42 But that's interesting. I like that. Everybody says that they don't take things to heart. But you do hear all of this feedback here and you make adjustments. For example, I don't know if you noticed this or not, but I changed the levels of the theme song when the show starts off because people tell me that I'm earraping them. I've been making adjustments based on the feedback I get from people tell me that I'm earraping them. I've been making adjustments based on the feedback I get from people about how the sound quality sucks and this is that the other thing. And I know that Kaya made a lot of changes to the official podcast based on our review. I thought they were all for the better. The better. I thought that he made
Starting point is 01:33:22 changes that made the show better but apparently not everyone agrees with that. So that's really funny. I'm interested to hear what Kai is saying. I think it would be interesting for maybe Patreon things to revisit certain shows. Well we did the vanish together. That was a white fight. I mean it could be the whole thing. That could be the whole thing. That could be our thing. It's like, what's going on with the show now? What was that show? Step by step. Those guys are really but hurt about our review of the show.
Starting point is 01:33:55 We should go back. Who are the guys that do the Instagram page for our first, I don't talk about them. I don't talk about them. I did go and revisit. I thought it talk about that. I don't talk about that. I did go and revisit. I thought it would be interesting. Remember, I think it was my first episode was Jay and Miles explaining the X-Men.
Starting point is 01:34:12 Yes. Yes. It used to be Rachel, who transitioned to Jay. So I went back and you would be surprised about how Rachel's voice sounds now. I didn't even learn to do a whole episode, but I was very surprised to be Rachel's voice sounds now. I didn't think I'd learned it a whole episode, but I was very surprised to be like, oh, interesting.
Starting point is 01:34:29 Totally sounds like a dude. Someone's suggestion is to revisit OP radio. That's a good idea. We should definitely do that. All right, this has been a lot of fun, Andy. You're fantastic. As always, thank you so much for all of your hard work. We're gonna sign off of the discord and
Starting point is 01:34:46 This is where we read all the patriots. Yeah, right. Let me go through. Thank you Boomer guy

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