Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep182 - Kyle and Luke Talk About Toons

Episode Date: December 1, 2019

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Talk About Tunes. This is a suggestion from Orange Julius. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Did you, bro? This is a show hosted by Kyle and Luke. There's this woman Lindsey, you comes down for a little bit.

I think it's Kyle's wife. Kyle's wife? Yes. Okay. So we've not talked about this, but you did hint, you've done some research on these guys. Yes. I know who they are at this point.

It was a lot easier to entertain myself with research than was to listen to this fucking show. Oh, this show is un-listenable. Unbelievably bad. I can't believe that this has any listeners at all, if it does. I don't think it does. I have no way of confirming.

I mean, I don't know how the guy heard about it who submitted it. I don't even. Unless he just follows the dude on Twitter or something. It's weird. Because Kyle, I mean, the most interesting thing about this guy is he did create a show that was on Cartoon Network called the mighty Magis Swords. I did that. Oh, it was a children's show that ran for two seasons 52 episodes each When you say creator, he did almost everything real like wrote it

So he should have some money then well, this only ran for two seasons. Uh-huh It was never a very big show. It started as a web series. It ended as a web series. It's a quite assembly. And he has not had another show. This came out in 2016. Okay. Somewhere around there. So, all right. So, what's going to do? I want to play a couple clips. So, people know what we're talking about here. This is the one that sums up the show for me. They're laughing for no reason. It's just awkward. And I want to point out, and it's hard for me to say this after last week, how terrible the audio quality is. I know. It doesn't make sense, and I'm making fun of audio quality. But this is atrocious.

Oh, I found out an interesting tidbit. Some of that daffy animation was by Bob Jakes, who is the guy who ran Carbuncle cartoons, who did the super nice animation on rent Stimpy? You know like Stimpy's invention and Canadian killed at the x-men and stuff like that They just start laughing for no reason. I had to apologize to headphone users for this episode Yeah, cuz good lord. I mean I I listened to this to speakers and I thought it sounded bad It is punishing with headphones on all right, so let's talk about that right out of the gate They come on and it sounds terrible and they explain why okay, we are recording Inc is lying like like her entire universe is over

underneath my keyboard stand. If we sound a little bit different, it's because I just got myself a new laptop specifically for recording audio. That's not it. And this would probably sound even better if I didn't have the air on, but it's hot. Yeah, I bet.

So, you know, staying on. This is not a laptop problem. Look, I lived in some hot fucking places Yeah, I have the decency to turn off the fan when I record I will sweat. Yeah, I sweat for you people Right doesn't have to sound like that the guy says if it sounds weird I have the air on What kind of air conditioner could that possibly be something that I don't fucking motor cycle? They're right next to the air out you have to actually mic a wall unit to hear it that fucking loud. It's the loudest thing in the mix is whatever is moving the air out in their fucking house.

Yeah, no, it's probably like a like they're right next to the window, right next to the AC. Why are they podcasting there? It's the worst place. I had podcasting at all. It's the first question. This show is atrocious. And they think of themselves as like funny comedians.

There's no laughs in this entire show. Dude, the clip I was gonna take to define the show if I had had time to take a clip was immediately after the part you played where there's about 30 seconds of, yes. Well, I think I have that. These guys are terrible at talking slash podcasting. Uh, yeah.

Yeah, one thing I discovered recently in, like, in my, in my, trying to watch shows. Okay, so as you all know, I watch a lot of shows and, you know, a lot of them are animated, so, uh, so sometimes I lose steam two hours into the show. I'm playing voice mail as an out-of-it. This is the beginning of their fucking show. They don't know what they're talking about. Uh, uh, uh, anyway, um, what do we do? We watch shows, right?

Or something? Uh, uh, uh, uh, the fuck are they doing? If you don't know how to talk, don't have a podcast. Well, it's very strange because they actually have like current topics they're gonna get into. Yeah. It's like they were confused about, uh, should be keep doing the intro. This is episode one hundred and forty something. Yeah.

They've been doing this a long time. They still know how to fucking do it. So the impression I get from these guys, uh, especially after doing research on them, is that these two are, they probably live really close to each other. They're both struggling LA artists who get together and do these shows. There's a fourth person who is on the show sometimes, apparently, who is a voice actor, a woman, I don't remember her name. Her description on the show's website is like, has a day job because

it's LA. Something to that effect. So, you know, professional voice actor with a day job. Right. Which means you're not a professional voice actor. You get gigs now on a job. She did work on magic swords. As did everybody in this podcast, his wife did the character designs for the show. Okay. This dude is a primarily Luke, is primarily a storyboarder. That is his main job. He seems to be freelance, he's frequently in between work. I think Kyle has helped him out a lot. Going by just their twitters and stuff like that.

They're all active on Twitter, so you can find these people. They are trying to make it still. I don't ever do this. I couldn't get through the episode. I am a professional through and through. I listen to every episode I have to fucking listen to all the way through. I couldn't, I couldn't do it. You picked a long one.

They're not all this long. I couldn't do it. But I did go on and pick out another episode to listen to. And on this one, they had this guy named Ricky Simons. Okay, and Ricky Simons is a voice actor for some cartoon somewhere seems like a professional But he sucks Yeah, this is a different episode and it still sounds like hot garbage It's a matter of a gem. So do you think they also do?

It's a deri-erce because their audio is bad and his audio is bad And you hear both of their fans running over you. I think it's bad. God damn. This is a funny part from that episode where the guy's computer makes a noise Did you bro we have a computer right here? Yeah The one thing that it doesn't do is make noise while I'm podcasting

You would think that would be distracting possibly right? All right. Well listen to us Well, that's you know that's what's his name that's um I would that's Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? The guys, computer makes a noise when he gets an email. Could you fucking abad you to all life? You've got mail, like fucking, I get emails all day long every day.

Like fuck that. What are you doing? All notifications on everything. No. No. I look that shit. I want to live my goddamn life.. All notifications drive me fucking crazy. Silence that shit. I want to live my goddamn life. Hey, we're doing a podcast. Oh, got a new one.

And anyway, I want to tell you what, got a new one. Anyway, we listen to, that we both listen to, he gets a call in the middle of it from, I think it might be Luke gets a call from his roommate or something. I'm not sure. They have a very awkward, artistic conversation. It's, he like offers like like I'm on the podcast.

Do you want to be on? Yeah, no, okay. Well, what did you need to tell me? Oh, you'll text it to me. Okay, like just hang up the phone, turn it on silent. Don't even have it on. Don't answer your phone where you're podcasting. Don't do it.

I've literally never answered my phone. We both silence. Well, recording a pod right before we started the show. It's I can wait. It's the most basic professional. I mean, if you want to watch the Savers game on your podcast, I get that. But never answer your phone.

That's ridiculous. Dude, I really believe that these guys think that, like that guy said, like, is it work? I think they really think work is going to show up. Like, they're that desperate. That they're just like, way too thick. That's a good point. I didn't know why they giggled about that. Like, is it work? I'm like, I get work emails all the time. they're that desperate that they're just like way that's a good point I don't know why they giggle about that like is it work

I'm like I get work emails all the time no these guys are getting work these guys are not getting work they're all okay you gotta emails it work you get the gig is like now look I watched a video recently about people living in L.A. living in pods literal pods uh-huh who are trying to do work like this like actors who are not getting work yeah Yeah, living in pods in like communal areas. That's the way I see these guys I don't think they're that poor, but like it seems like the the wife actually is a monster designer Okay, she seems to be when you say monster like monsters. She draws monsters. She draws monsters Like you know, like Designer all monsters. She seems to be doing the monsters on the new Justin Reulins show

Okay, that's gonna be on Hulu. I guess so she's working. That's like her main like all these people if you read their bios It's so funny because you can tell what they wish they were and what they Each of these people is at least has the awareness to list what they really are first. They are a storyboarder, an animator, and a character designer working on in between projects a lot of the time. But they also are all comedy musicians.

Yes. And that's what they really... I wanna talk about that. Yeah, because you're a comedy musician too. So I guess I've never used that word before, but I suppose. You're a part of a comedy surf fan. I guess. I've never used that word before but I suppose. You're a part of a comedy surf fan. We write jokes. You've been popular in Rochester for like, what, 20 years?

Some like 20 years. It's depressing. So let's talk about the fact that there are comedy musicians. It starts off the show that we listen to where this guy is plugging his music. Yes. And it's very awkward. he's terrible at it. He's been six minutes describing his guitar. Six minutes kickstarter. This is him plugging his shitty music very poorly. Um, so holiday songs will be on here.

I record a Christmas or holiday song every winter. And a lot of them are not on albums at some point I plan on making a compilation, but some of them are now old enough that I want to redo them. But the current versions of all of the holiday songs will be on here, and a lot of them aren't available anywhere else now. He doesn't even like what he's doing. He's like, I said, go out of the shit sucks. I'm gonna put it out anyway.

Listen to this. He's a fucking music. It's not even done yet in this clip. The kind of in-progress album's Kyle Sings, the cartoons, this is an album full of me covering, you know, animated theme song covers. And this is one that like I kind of never quite fully put out because it was never quite fully done. And at some point to the near future I plan on putting this one

Actually out okay, I'll probably be you know I don't think a lot of things making a few things adding some things what kind of marketing is best guys If you want to check out this thing that's not done. It's not very good I'm not really good at this stuff. The human goes on to admit that there's shit That's not even good. There's even a lot of people to listen to like if you want to hear my like early prototype albums I will not be releasing them again. They's not even good. He doesn't even want people to listen to him. If you want to hear my early prototype albums, I will not be releasing them again. They are not very good. They're not very good.

Okay, I believe that. I believe that they're not very good. Why are you plugging them at the beginning of your show for six fucking minutes? Well, okay, the thing that surprised me the most, this is red light now. The research rabbit hole is that Kyle's Kickstarter was successful

Was it he had a successful Kickstarter for his comedy album? Okay, he wanted $5,000. Okay, which is nothing to I don't know Even what I hate a lot of albums. They don't cost five fucking thousand dollars I just got all that out there. I mean How much do your time do you need they either do or they cost? Way more like they either either either do or they cost way more? Like, they either don't or they cost way more. It's like either you're recording this at your house and it costs nothing to make. It's just you should cost almost not. Or it should be like a brand because you're hiring people to work with you, which is not.

I don't know what the 5 grand makes zero sense. It was for, but he made it and the way that he made it is that he did illustrations for backers of the characters from his cartoon. So his clout from the cartoon is the only thing that's driving him to have any kind of Internet presence which this guy any success he has any success any of these guys have is actually do the mainstream industry Which is commendable in a way sure worked their asses off for 20 plus years It's got to be an animator since 96. He started on like Animaniacs. Dude, he's got way too much fucking research. Okay, here's one for this shot. What do you call you? Why?

Because these people have very detailed Wikipedia pages with sources such as their Twitter's and their Indian art comments from a decade of internet history. So they're their own wiki entries. So absolutely. I think probably Kyle's wife who seems very nice created the pages for both him and Luke. Oh, how so mean? And because there's excessive information.

Every time that he had work that was featured, when he has fan mail submissions to magazines from 1988 listed on his wiki pdf page like you would have to know this guy person That's not a thing. No, that's not something you put on Wikipedia. No, it's not that's impressive Not anyway. I got published with my fan mail. It's something you tell your buddies about maybe yeah, and maybe clip it Have you ever wanted to get a podcast try to get laid. It's not on your Wikipedia page. It's not a real accomplishment. Alright, so we just heard Kyle plugging his shitty music. The other guy Luke, I looked him up and I actually grabbed some of his music.

Oh no. I'll tell you what I'm gonna tell you right now. Kyle's music is actually a lot better than Luke's. Oh okay. This is actually decent. Luke's is fucking terrible. Luke's is not great. It's terror. He does not have a sensibility. Well, he does. He also doesn't understand how jokes work. So this is a song about Black Friday, which is very appropriate because here we are Thanksgiving weekend. By the way, we recorded a bonus episode, Croix and I Wednesday night. We put it out on Thanksgiving. I have been, we had family over. I've been on a bender ever since I've been part of John's over for that too. I've been partying now. I said I don't even know how I'm functioning right now. I'm barely standing right this bag of weed was a lot See you with me you understand. All right, so anyway black Friday

This guy has a song and I'm gonna play I don't know how much we want to play a bit But listen for the jokes and tell me if you hear any Plus it's a fucking South Park ripoff. Oh boy. You can already tell just from the beginning of that. Oh, this is South Park. Yeah, all right Big Thanksgiving dinner after quiet the feast Watch a little football and some home movies. That time comes for families every mom and pop. Oh, arm goes off at 4 a.m. Because it's time to shop. Does it sign to shooow?

Winter coats and wool hats, just in case there's snow, Or the river and through the woods, Two-whal-mart we go, soon we'll be in Haiti, And it's musting down the door, Let by all the cards, That's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, that's been the card, It's been the card That will make fun of her Black Friday Friday Oh, one joyous day When our consumer culture comes together Come one day

Black Friday Friday It brings so much cheer To help our decent stores Who have been in the red all year Excuse me, do you have any more of the exclusive Iron Man versus Door the Explorer places? The never's out on the shelves is all we have. You're lying!

That was lame! Noon and Tendo! I'm almost certain that was TV's Kyle and his wife doing that back in the back of my mind. I'm sure. Because they appear in a bunch of his life. Yeah, it's only his friends who get to do this. By the way, Kyle is TV's Kyle. TV's Kyle.

And Luke is the great Luke sky. The great Luke sky. Yeah. Or is it Skate? It's probably the best place. It's lowercase the great Luke sky. The great Luke sky. Or is it Skate? But it's lowercase the great. The great Luke ski? Well, he is a ski. He's a Polish last name. Okay.

So the end of his last name. So, posh. Well, you're saying Luke sky like Skywalker. I couldn't tell you. I have no idea. I can't be interested in this at all. I just don't give a shit. So you just heard that song and there's more to it,

but it never goes anywhere. It's just, no. It's just telling you what you do on Black Friday. There's no jokes. We go to Walmart, we go to Burleigh. And he sounds like shit. Yeah, he can't sing very well at all. I don't know if he's doing a stand-marsh impression,

but it's not a good one. He's trying. So here's another example This is a song called driving for a lift and it's my favorite one because you hear this I this is the fuck I listen you actually listen to this. I listen to it because I've impressed it's I He was obviously for real driving for this. Yes, okay You read through the description he literally was betweenS. Okay, this is not the best. If you read through the description, he literally was between jobs. It does not have work. I think one of his friends told him you should drive for L.I.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. song. Yeah. I thought they were somewhat funny. They're not. Listening to it, the deliveries are...

They're not at all. No sense of melancholy. It's just a description of what you do when you're a lift driver. All right, listen to this. This is terrible. Now that we're cruising at a moderate speed, let me put out that my car has all that you need. I got water bottles for pointing your first.

I got gummin' if your breath is the worst. I got an umbrella that rains where I part. I got a flashlight if you're scared of the dark. I got wind decks which I use with a squeegee. I got an umbrella in rains where I part. I got a flashlight if you're scared of the dark. I got wind decks which I use with a squeegee. I got a vacuum cleaner like my homeboy Luigi. I got tissue for a sun... A shoe! I got hands sanitizer to clean up the coop.

I got a self towel if you're bringing your pump. I got phone charger. Tell your homey was out. I got in my truck cleaning product school. I got vomit bags. Please don't throw up on the floor. I got seat covers put a stop to the mess But when I don't got his applause Yes, I wrote this song, I'll come to the lip in the middle of a short four-hour ship

Got the metal to the metal and the wheel to the steel so that I can earn some money from a very next field What's funny about that? He's got a hand sanitizer and Kleenex and a phone charger. Like, I've been in the left before. I got it. That is what they have there. He just makes nerdy references and references. So this guy is a father, buddy. This guy's obsessed with Weird Alienkvic.

Obviously. I don't know if you read his Wikipedia page. I did not. Are you familiar? Dr. Demento. Yes. I did see that Are you familiar with Dr. Demento? Yes. I did see that he's the most requested Dr. Demento, whatever. All right.

So this is true, right? I know about Dr. Demento. I do. Okay, so that's a radio show. Come back to like the seven. Popular in the seventies and eighties a little bit. Not popular in the 2000s. No.

Because now we listen to podcasts. So I researched the Demento's history and Dr. Demento Basically, he is just an old like music professor. Yeah, who has a crazy collection He likes to run eclectic songs in the radio. Yeah, he had a show that was fairly popular and it did help to launch the career of weirdo Weirdo, yes He had another one rides the bus that he played on a accordion and That watch his career right? I think the late 70s But by the time you get to the 2000 and incidentally the show that Dr. Demento was on the the network

Yeah, Westwood fucking why oh Westwood one our friends over there which I guess was originally a radio show now It's a podcasting network. I assume it's mostly dead compared to what it once was much like the Dr. Demento show most of us would once podcasts are actually very popular Most of our not opi radio. Okay, so that's just like a weird clinger rod. Yeah. What's their most famous show? Well, they have Ben Shapiro they have Jericho they have a bunch of shows Anyway, that's not the point that Dr Dr. Demento in the 2000s was going through financial hardship.

In 2010, it officially pulled from all radio. It is now just an internet show that you have to pay for. It's either... Can I stop you real quick? You're not reading this. No. You sound like you're reading this. I did all this research.

We're looking at each other and you know this word for word. This is what I do, this is what you do. This is amazing. So Dr. Demento, his show became, internet only, you have to pay $2 for standard deaf, $4 for HD, it's no releases every week. It's clearly just that this guy likes doing it. He still interviews people and stuff,

but I don't think anybody's listening to this show. No, listen to this. This Luke guy, the years in which he had, he had four different songs that were at one point, the most requested song that Dr. Demento's show. Okay. They were in 2003, 2005, 2011, it's amazing.

And 2014, so in 2014, this was a pay to listen show that nobody's listening to, and this is bragging rights for this Luke guy, who has so little work that he's driving lift and writing songs about it. And probably requesting his own songs. Oh, Dr. Tometo, I would imagine him and his friends. If he's still paying for the show,

if he can actually afford to listen to Dr. Tometo, he probably is still requesting a ride over there. He's still calling it a request. He doesn't know if it was played or not. He just knows it was requested a bunch of times. So I wanna point out, because I love parody songs, I love comedy music, I think that what we just

listen to is garbage. Driving for left terrible song. Let me tell you what a good example of a fun song is. This is a band from Rochester called The Super D dupes. We played with them, my band, the ice toast play with them. This is my favorite song by them. It's called baby ears I drop a baby, her's a drop of baby, hers Some say the job sucks, but I'd worse

I'd drive a baby, her's a drop of baby, hers And you take the wrong way to fill my purse It's a horrible thing when baby dies No one wants to punish everybody cries Of the guy's family never wants to see his face guys I get the point anyway, that's why you were in a comedy side. Let me tell you though. I'll be fair Kyle his music is actually more similar to that Kyle's music is decently produced okay way more catchy Okay way better and they both produce a lot of fucking music I'll give them that you know what I don't do on this show is compliment people

So you're doing this right? I'm just saying Kyle I listened to a bunch of songs. And like some of them were not interesting or funny. Some of them were actually pretty decent. There was one that was just called like, I don't want to be here or do this anymore. Yeah. I thought it felt very real while still being a comedy song. So I appreciated that one. I didn't pull on any Kyle stuff. Like his stuff is way more g-rated than baby hers. But I feel like he should be doing like a schoolhouse rock reboot. Okay, like he's somebody who should be writing catchy rhymes You're like a fan of this guy. Are you part of the fan club? I mean I wouldn't why you're Fanking right now. What's going on? Well, okay, Kyle did you pros a huge fan of yours? Here's why I feel here's why I feel some sympathy because the

The production the melodies and stuff are somewhat decent on his stuff. This guy, that record that he banned camp from, I mean, a fucking, that he did a Kickstarter for. On the ban camp release of it has three buyers. This guy's albums are not being bought by anybody. No. He had like maximum 10. I, who have no music career, sell way the fuck more albums of this dude on bed

So depressing I have albums that have sold at least a couple hundred But like the thing about this dude this Kyle dude is that I think he's trapped in like the the the L.A Scene the industry and because he's had a couple of shows He's like he keeps being in that but like he would probably be a lot more successful as an internet creator and one of the big gets that they had for their show might magic swords was that they had the game grumps on there. I don't know about that. I do. They had known about him because he had posted stuff on the internet and ego-raptor keeps track of animators. They both voice acted on a show the Ninja sex party did all like the songs in the show I think

There are decently popular comedy band. This dude should be like trying to work with those guys more Should be like making shit for the internet Making music videos for his songs like he has a chance on social media and he's super prolific Which I respect because I'm a prolific guy too. You're giving this advice out for free. You realize that, right? Because this dude is doing this shitting fucking podcast in his worst use of his talents imaginable. Like this guy actually has something going for him.

He's made a show, he has some connections, working with his fucking burnout friend, Luke who sucks. Yeah. Like dude, just get him fucking work as a, he can stay as a storyboard artist, which is his real job right Tell him to give up on his music fucking career because he sucks. I have to tell you I'm surprised at your take right now This is a twist I listen to this podcast. Let's do a couple episodes and I was like oh these guys suck

And I'm not the one people ever you come over and you're like no I actually did the research this guy's tail. He has some skill. I mean he can draw decent I did not expect that some saddles. He said he had a fucking show on Cartoon Network He has some success. He's worked with people his wife's working with Justin Reuland on some level Yeah, that's impressive. That's a guy who could you know who can help you out if he probably knows some people in the industry But here's the thing and I got got a sense of how these people are, and why they do a shitty podcast like this. Yes. Because of Luke's Twitter, he has a pinned tweet that's a comic

about him. It's called Why I Escape Into cartoons. OK. And it shows him looking at screens that are just like all this anger and vitriol and taking sides. And he rungs away from that into the world of cartoons. And that's, I think these people are very softhearted people. Yeah, they're different children.

They're children. They are basically man children. They're still making weird out songs well into their 30s. These guys are well into their 30s. Right. If not 40s, I don't know how old Kyle is. But they, you don't? I'm surprised you've run everything about this person Did you see his fucking mutton shops though this guy only has mutton shops no other facial hair

He has an anti-gotie. He is only the non-gotie part very something and he's really bad It is he's very fat too. There's one interview with him on YouTube. It's got like 58,000 views biggest video you could find Okay, he just seems like a regular fucking dude who animates who's just a big cartoon fan him and his wife love cartoons They sit around and watch cartoons. That's all these dudes do it their lives So they made a podcast about it nobody cares It's not interesting and I don't want to hear you sing All the fucking songs from every looney tunes show that you've literally memorized They recite whole cartoons of looney tunes in the show. Please tell me you have

I don't I didn't get that far. I'm telling I didn't get that far You must have gotten less than 30 minutes in less than 30 minutes in I got a ball 30 minutes It's like and I've never done this before I could not not take it. The only reason that I, because I had already started doing research, I wasn't listening to the show. I had it playing in the background. Eventually it gets to a point where these guys are talking about certain loony tunes cartoons that they love. I don't know if there's like a new loony tunes show coming out or something.

It seemed like they were speculating about that. Apparently there is and they're putting out shorts online. There's like that. Yeah, one minute, three minutes. They mostly, which is kind of reminiscing about their favorite moments. And there's parts where they start both. They just like jump into a scene.

And they're both doing character voices loudly and obnoxiously, badly. Mind you, these people were voice actors. Kyle played the main character on his own show. Okay. He's, oh, fine. It's a kid's voice. You can sound retarded and it's fine. But like, you know, he did okay.

The other guy's again, terrible. But the two of them like tried to imitate the cartoon. Poor Luke. And they're just like doing these whole renditions of like entire skits from fucking movie. If you're listening to this right now, you're the one who sucks at your podcast. That's what Digi Bros tried to say. I think both suck're the one who sucks at your podcast. That's what did you bro I was trying to say I think both suck on the podcast is fucking too

Procious they are so boring. They y'all during their own show. I've never done this before I've never heard this before they on a lot Yes I'm afraid of compilation if I had to here's one example and that's another Brilliant move on their part too. Good job, Yoni. I literally yonned while listening to the show. It's so boring. Their board. Here's another example.

So yeah, I was trying to find specific Chuck Jones cartoons that dude. If you're bored, how do you think we're bored how do you think we feel how do you think we feel listening to your show you're not even excited about I have to assume that what these guys do is that every weekend uh fucking what's this fuck Luke comes over to Kyle's house yeah they sit around they maybe watch a few cartoons they break the air conditioner they can't wait to see because they're all fucking fat, everyone in the fan. Even his wife and his friend are all fat,

that's why they have the AC blowing. Straight up, lose some weight before you do a podcast. Alright, so the one thing they have is a ton of knowledge when it comes to cartoons. I just remember some of the other attempts to do new loony tunes cartoons. Like, I forgot the title of it, but I remember one where I think it's Bugs and Elmer and I want to say Daffy, like, and they're being chased through a movie theater.

It seems to me like you're on an expert mark. Why are you podcasting about something you barely have any knowledge of? Like, did she broke up so over he's read Wikipedia pages, he's watching YouTube videos, he knows what he's talking about. These guys only talk about cartoons, they don't even know what they're doing, they're talking about it. In fairness, I did all that to escape the podcast. Right, you didn't have to listen to it. You didn't have to listen to it, which was smart.

But I'm glad that they themselves had provided so much information about themselves, which is really funny because they are all very realistic about themselves if nothing else. Like, they note every small victory they've ever had in their career, but they admit how small those victories are. That's good. And I'll say as well that Kyle, I mean, he's a bit of an anime fan. There's some anime influence in Magisodes. I respect that as an anime guru myself.

Oh, you're an anime guy, didn't you? I'm an anime. Is this true? Mostly famous as an anime guy, not so much into cartoons, like what these guys talk about. But like, I appreciate the... Here's a thing though. A lot of people think that as long as you have good influences, you'll be fine. Like, oh, I'm influenced by all the right stuff. I like all the... Like Kyle is good taste. He's good taste in animators, good taste in shows that he's like influenced by all the right stuff. I like all the like Kyle is good taste He's good taste in animators good taste in shows that he's like influenced by but like

What he creates does not have like the creative heart that I think a lot of the people he Admires has right. It just comes off as like a shallow copy of that because he's somebody who's just using cartoons as Escapism right he like admitting to himself like that's what they say. As we run away into these cartoons, but good shows are about shit. Good shows are about how you faced something in your life and had an overcoming tale, and his show is literally just mindless entertainment. That's why I got canceled.

That's why I didn't resonate with people. There's a storyline, there's no story. He posted this sad boy post like a month ago on Twitter talking about how he felt that the You're so into this. I love it. Because it's sad. It's somewhat pathetic to watch these guys. So, no offense. Someone?

It's wildly pathetic. These guys are wildly pathetic. And I'm still making some money in LA. I mean, I've seen worse. Look at Maddix. They're not at the hospital. They're not Maddix. You got Madd going for you guys. You're not Maddox. They're not Maddox. You got Maddox going for you guys. You're not Maddox. You're not Maddox. But Kyle had this sad ass poster he was talking about how the reputation

of his show based on the experimental pacing of the early episodes it never recovered from. Because if you read on Wikipedia about the show, it says the critical response was that the show was too fast paced and that it was It didn't have any substance to it And I think he internalized the idea that that because the show was considered too fast paced in the early episodes Which were experimental? Yeah His show never recovered from having a reputation of being too fast paced even when he slowed it down later But if you look at the numbers, this show was pulling a million viewers

for its first few episodes. Okay. It got to about 0.8 million by the end of the first season. Second season starts, it starts at like 0.7, it reaches 0.1 by the end of the second season. Nobody cares. It just dropped off. It just dropped off because the show has no soul.

It's just nonsense. It's just cartoony bullshit all the time, which is what the war children to escape into. It's for children, but even children are not compel. Children will look at a shiny thing flash in front of them for a minute, but they're going to turn seven instead of six and they're going to want something. You know, you got to compete with something street. You're also, well, fucking elbow. I mean, in the case of Magistor, is they're competing with Teen Titans Go, which was a similar show, but had way more depth in like its creativity and stuff.

I think you're being a little bit too big brain for us, right? Well, that's fine now, Cicero. I think the big braining thing is a little bit too much. I wanna talk about some of their hot takes. They talk about the new Spider-Man cartoon that came out last year, and this is their hot take on that. And by the way, the guy who suggested that we listen to the show told me that they wavved everything. Yeah,

their whole thing is like, oh, this cartoon is amazing. Again, they literally, it's escapism. Right. They're children. Love. They don't get it. All they do is watch cartoons. Right. So here's their hot take. What did you think of Spider-Man? Far from all I loved it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, yeah, which is exactly it's I just Will be is what I need Hey, what'd you think about this thing? This is what we do on our show talking about cartoons is great Okay, that was what he needed as what he knew that said You imagine that like what

People say That like what got you fucking say I hear people say this In fairness, I'm not trying to shit on anybody. I know those people who've said this about my content like your videos Really got me through it this time in my life or whatever. It's like I'm glad that you can connect with something But when it's a fucking Marvel movie. Yeah, come on. It's a Marvel cartoon No far from home was the live action one. Oh, that was the live action one. I haven't seen that one yet Oh fuck I'm either a five I thought I was in the Spider-Verse. I've seen the last six, because I thought they were talking about it to the Spider-Verse. I'm an idiot. Spider-Verse is a great movie.

I've heard that. Alright, so here is Ricky Simons, who is a cartoon voice actor, and you can tell by his voice. Listen to how douche-chilling this is when they introduce him on this show. Alright, well, we have Ricky Simons. Yay! Yay! Yay! I'm not a fan of you. You do it.

Oh my god. How do we have Richard Horvitz? Yay! What the fuck are they doing? They're like children. Yay! And also his room. His township Wolfgang Simon too was allowed to speak whenever she feels like, was under new obligation.

Yeah! Very good. She's just... NOOOOO! It's just dorks getting together with a mic- it's painful! That was like- With a microphone. Is that what happens when retards try to be Justin Reillard?

Yes! I'm pretty sure. We don't like our phone. Is that what happens when retards try to be Justin Whiteland? Like, yes. I'm pretty sure you were talking about how bad they are podcasting. This is just a clip of a lot of ums and lips smacking and just all the nonsense that should not be on a podcast. I remember their part in Space Jam was all of a sudden when everyone pulls up the mic and then his voices Michael Buffer.

Yeah, yeah, that's cool. All of a sudden, one of them pulls up the mic and then his voices make a button. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Um... So, yeah. This is an out of show. Um, so, um, yeah. How the fuck do you put a show up? Where you do that?

That's embarrassing. It's pretty bad. And then, they finally talked to Lindsay. And Lindsay is Kyle's girlfriend or wife or whatever it is. And they ask. And the aunt Zilla, by the way, is just goes by. Okay, great. So they ask her a question.

And she is literally drowned out by the air conditioning. You cannot hear what she says. Look, okay, so I was going to ask everyone in the room what their personal favorite, looney tune is. Robin Daffy. Robin Daffy? Robin looney tune is Robin daffy Robin to daffy Robin to daffy Robin to daffy Solid choice. Yeah. Lindsay So loud!

Are they out of the airplane? They're doing a fucking airplane! How do you, how can you not talk over an air conditioning unit? How is that possible? This drives me insane, because I like, I do, I look, I record a lot of fucking podcasts and I often have people who are like across the room and stuff like that and I'm like, get on the mic, get on the fucking mic! Alright.

Well, just don't, I just, I understand that his wife is just in the room listening to the show. Don't introduce her, don't try to make it part of the show. She's nowhere near the microphone, let her just sit in the corner and listen. So they say that they're in their living room. But I didn't think that's true,

because at one point, it's only there on the tarmac. There were so few female characters in cartoons unless it was a female version of an already existing male character where it looks exactly like the male character except there's like a bow and eyelashes on it. Yeah and they're wearing a dress. So you know... Was that an airplane? The fuck is going on? It's dude it's hard for me to actually call it actually even parse what they're saying because it sounds like I'm listening to it from the other side of the window on like a train.

Like they're inside the train and I'm outside listening to them as the train's about to take off. I'm shocked at how bad this podcast sounds, but what's even worse is the content. They're talking about flying to Australia and this woman gets bit by something and she has to go to a doctor and the doctor is in a mall. And so they all try to make jokes about a doctor being in a mall. Listen to how many jokes they attempt about a doctor being in the mall. No.

I went to a mall doctor. So if you're suffering from overshopping. Yeah. Yeah. I was in the moon. No. I went to a mall doctor. So if you're suffering from overshopping, I am. You're right there. You go in and get the doctor mulls you. Yeah, you have a bad case of footlocker. And I didn't even have to wait in the mall. They will install more shopping bags. Oh my god, this is the worst case of the four I've ever seen.

Does the first time I ever got a tennis shot in a mall? It's not the best. You got to help me. I think I got an orangeanus shot in a mall. That's not the life of a hilt. I think I got an orange chili. Now, please say, aww, yes, you have crates and barrels. And the hilt is only 75 barrels. Crates and barrels disease. That's a mall doctor. Excuse me, 75 dollars for this.

You know, we should up for getting that next time. Tetanus shot and a treater joke. Oh, and the antibiotics too. Tetanus shot in Searser joke. Oh, and the antibiotics too. Tennis shot in the Sears. Right, yes, man. In a Cracker Barrel. You can hit the keels. There's been no laughs.

What do you mean, I'm not? What are we trying to accomplish here? You guys are gonna throw 30 fucking jokes about a doctor being in the mall. So none of them land, you just keep trying. I guess he thought that the footlocker one had gone over well enough. Yes.

That they were just going to name every other store in the mall. Well, that's how it gets even funnier. Is when you say, oh, yeah, what about Sears? Yeah, good one. That's a funny joke, too. So then they get off that topic. They talk about something else. And this fucking idiot, Ricky Simon's,

brings it back again. Because he cannot wait to get it out of here. I'm the hot action of, mall doctor jokes. I'm sorry, Richard's bad. I'm not a world high with you. Hi! I'm trying to think of what's a terminal mall disease.

I'm going to definitely sit down. What's it down a terminal mall disease Guys what are you doing over there? I'm trying to think of a terminal mall disease. Well don't Let's not talk about this anymore. How long is he working on that? I know It's all I was thinking about about. What would be a fucking, and then what was like a shopaholic? No, that's not a good joke. That's a terrible joke. You guys suck at podcasting. I want to talk about the audio quality.

Because there's something weird going on. These are musicians. They record audio. Let me mention. They know how to record audio. Now that I'm in the WACP studio, Yes. I know what the audio situation is here.

Yes. It's a blue Yeti microphone. It is. You've got it set to bi-directional, where I'm on opposite the mic. Yup. It's a USB, it goes right into the computer, there's no mixing bar.

We're in em basement, so unprofessional. There's not really any echo down here, so you don't want to be needing sound proof. We got wood on the walls. And by, you just need a, now I use, and I brought with me, and I could have even brought to the studio, had I realized the severity of making it.

How shitty this that happens. I have a $300 microphone. Yeah. Nobody's ever complained about. Yeah. I could get you set up with two mics, with arms, you'd be less than $1,000. Are you willing to invest less than $1,000?

So, this is the funny thing. And when you came out of my house, you were like, oh to invest less than $1,000? So this is the funny thing. And when you came out of my house, you were like, oh, what are you doing for living again? I could easily afford that. Yeah, no, your house is the most important thing. I could easily afford that. I just don't do it.

This show, I don't know what you mean, as a listener who's listening to almost every episode of this show. I want that, thank you. I had no idea. You recorded this standing behind a bar. Yes, next to my refrigerator. Next to a fridge in an basement that has all wood walls that look gorgeous. Nothing but sports shit everywhere.

A pool table next to you. This is similar to what my parents had in their living room. And I know what my parents make, so I know you make good money. Okay, fair enough. So, yeah, no, it's a nice place. You could afford some fucking better audio. I actually thought about creating before you came over. I should have. I should upgrade, especially after last week's fucking the block. I'll give you a bunch of Amazon links using my Amazon associate links so that I can get back. Sounds good. Let's

do that. So as I mentioned,, they're audio's atrocious. And they start off before the show starts, it sounds amazing. It's while produced, there's a music better underneath, and then it just shifts to this garbage. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Kyle and Luke Talk About Toons, the show where two comedy musicians

who also happen to be animation industry professionals, talk about cartoons. I mean, obviously. The views expressed in this episode do not necessarily reflect those of Kyle and Luke's employers. At least, we haven't asked them. Alright everybody, this is the big episode 150. Yes!

Kyle and Luke talk about tunes, and Kyle, one of you can introduce our esteemed guests. Have you ever heard of a drop off? I know what? You know what? I think that when he records those bits, he's right up on the microphone and his computer. Do we prefer the show?

Do we prefer the show? These fat fuckers are sitting like in completely different chairs, in like a triangle across a huge room with like a a nightstand in the middle with another Blue Yeti in the middle probably not even a blue Yeti probably the snowball probably the Cell Ball yeah, and they also have an industrial fan. Yeah, that's just pushing air through the room Amazing rates Some of fans competing with each other one just pushing The pods and several fans competing with each other. Just pushing... HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I did not even this show is even more mind numbing than the pizza party podcast as a cartoon show

Because at least pizza party podcasts they clearly had like a list of topics written down somewhere that they would read Address to get back on topic these guys are just trying to pull for memory They barely know why they're there. They clearly just hang out every weekend Their friends it's just a it's just a conversation out of nowhere and Don't know to it. Yes. don't think anybody's listening to it Yeah, don't think that there's any reason they should be doing this other than that there They just want to hang out they want an excuse to like justify all their retarded knowledge about cartoon history and the fact They're not even that knowledgeable

Tell me if you can figure out what this guy's even trying to say in this clip. Oh yeah, speaking of this, a couple things just came to mind as a result of everything you just said. Okay. Uh, one. Did you hear that three-cut-year-old show is going to be like a lost-day title on Disney+. Was that words? The fuck did he just say? I think he just said a show is gonna be on Disney+. What the hell?

I was excited about it. What-what is he talking about? I do remember in the episode we listened to, they had a long bitching about all the fact that there's too many streaming services, we've all talked about. To hot take. Yeah, can you believe all the streaming shows

you have to sign up for? Wow, it's crazy. Sounds like they're excited. These are the kind of people I expect to buy them all. If they had them on. These are the kind of people who I imagine all they all like if they had them on these are the kind of people who I Imagine all they do is watch every new show they hear about at all and that's like their entire life That's their entire life. You know what they don't do is read a book

That's not part of their daily activities Well, they're afraid of confrontation like they think the world is scary. Yes, they don't want it They they hate all the political discourse going on. They can't handle that. They just want to look at cartoons. And it's like, dude, grow a fucking nut sack and like get, and this stuff is interesting and it will make you a better person and a more interesting person if you actually enter the world.

When did you grow and tell you to grow a fucking nut sack? Yeah. You know it's not going out. I'm a YouTuber. He's an anime YouTuber. And he's like like you guys are way too into children's jet I'm worried about you. I would say I would tell these guys Fucking ditch the podcast the podcast is fucking terrible I assume that they sucked it everything in life based on their podcast

I if I only use it from the podcast I'd be like oh these guys are terrible. I think Luke's he does I if I only use it from the podcast I'd be like oh these guys are terrible. I think Luke's he does So I'm proud of the third of all to it I think he is at a point where he should be giving up Not getting any work that a point where he should be giving up definitely he hasn't got I'm friends with people who are internet creators with patreon's who write comedy music like he does It's not the forefront of their careers and they're much better at it than he is. I know people who are failing to succeed doing way better work. You are fucked dude, like you're not good enough.

You were maybe good enough to get on to Dr. Demento in 2001. Yeah, well no, it was like no competition on the fucking internet. No, it's not good. But your shit is not, you are not even as good as like who's that guy who fucking Maddox worked with the edgy dick masterson no the other one on his on his on the shitty pun I don't know The guy the comedy songwriter guy. I don't know. I don't listen to a show at all. I should know this you listen to it for that I've listened to a bunch. Yeah, well I don't know what you're talking about. That guy was more popular and famous. You're working if you use your connections, try to

get in contact with people who are better. Stop podcasting. Stop podcasting and stop spending all your fucking free time watching cartoons and eating. Start working out. Get out of fucking diet. Alright. And stop watching cartoons all day. As long as you're getting paid for it like I am. I see what you did there. This is a segment of the show that's become very popular. It's known as the...

Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And what we do is we have people right in a podcast, they listen to, there's like this one part of this podcast, It was very cringey. What the fuck is going on here? So for this week, we had Dan Severn, son of a clip. And this is Dick Masterson vocal frying on his most recent episode. Oh, I mean, I really hope that that wired guy uses some of my real big

brain sophisticated quotes. Yeah, you're giving some good ones. I could think about is how good that audio felt on my Year's I know why like your audience is gotta be like oh my god Sean Yes, all over me actually after last week's episode that sounded like Garbage and other people pointed out to me like I didn't know Carol do you know your show is not like shit? Like, yes, I listened to the entire thing. I don't think I've heard the new one yet.

I was miserable about it. It depressed me. They're like, you should hire Sean the audio engineer. Yeah, it'd be amazing. I would love Sean the audio engineer to be producing my show. It's not gonna happen. He listened to thousand miles away.

He listened very far away and he's got better things to do. He's never listened to my show. No. It's not gonna happen. He lives 3,000 miles away. He lives very far away and he's got better things to do. He's never even listened to my show. No. It's not a rocker, never even listened to the show. All right, so that's, I think he's finally reached a point

where he remembers who you are when you come on the day. He does, which is crazy. It's just crazy. It's just crazy because Dick has so many fucking weirdos out there at show. And every time he's like, show, I remember this guy this guy is like, no. I was like, oh the fuck are those supposed to keep trying to get the shit?

But yes, recently I feel like he actually knows who I am when I go on there. And you are over at Dick's house recording with him. Yes, in a situation similar to this one, except when you invited yourself over. Yeah, I have to be in town and I said, can I come on your show? So I want everyone to know because you've been making fun of my setup. It's way better than Dix obviously, right?

I mean, in turn, like the audio setup is obviously garbage, but you have like even more space, you're recording even more interesting location. Okay, fair enough. Personally, I would love if there was a video feed of this show, because you were saying that. you do have a face for radio compared to dick Fair enough, but you know, I'll take that. I like the aesthetic of like a rustic bar home radio show It would only really work when you had people in studio though. I want to play I want to not play

I want to read an email that I got I played a voicemail an email that I got. I played a voicemail a week or two ago from a guy from Iran who was upset that we have Patreon and he can't subscribe to Patreon and get the bonus episodes. So he sent me a note and he says, hey, Carl, I'm the one who's complaining about the pay walls and how we can't buy a shift from outside of the country. I would have called him but it just get me in trouble in this climate. We are just getting our internet connection back after a week. And I'm just glad to be able to jack off to send a generic piss porn again. And I'll definitely be keeping a porn archive from now on. I gross my arm jacking off to the shit my friends girlfriend

sent him to anyone living in a third world shithole. And this is why I'm reading this. This is a statement I think is important for people to know. Anyone living in a third world shithole downloads important right now. Download it, port it on your hard drive and KC internet goes out in your shitty country, have it ready to go, and then he says disclaimer, not that I'm an a third world country,

we live in the best country in the world. I ran number one, fuck capitalism. So I thought that, I don't know if this is actually the guy or not, but I thought that was don't know if this is actually the guy or not, but I don't know if that was a fun note and important for our listeners to hear and understand. Can you not use Patreon and I ran for some reason? I don't know. I don't know why you wouldn't be able to.

Do you have a hit on here? I have a hit on here. Project two just in case the fanished kicks you off of Patreon. I have a hit on here. So yes, but no. And Doug from whose rights been messaging me to try to help him out, I am so far behind in life right now.

I couldn't be further behind in life. I know what you mean. Do you know what I mean? I have a Chadoo West, on my Chadoo West, that is a Chadoo West. I'm so far behind. I couldn't even get close to catching up. So yes, I gotta get a new project to

up and running and eventually I will. But before that, I do want to briefly visit... OPIRADIO! Alright, so I checked it on OP a little bit this week and OP is doing this thing now where he's not even putting out new episodes He's putting out best of and he literally put out a show that was just OP and Anthony clips of Patrice O'Neal Which I'm not even sure if he has the rights to do that You have Jim Norton and Anthony on there both hate his guts, but this was interesting. He sets up the show.

So this is him live, setting up the show before he plays old clips from Beck when he was famous many, many years ago. Welcome to Attribute to Patrizonio. Some of our favorite moments from the late comedians history on the OP and Anthony show. Hey guys, it's OP. I guess they wanted me to intro what you're about to hear. They wanted me to intro what you're about to hear They wanted me to intro what you're about to hear. It's your show, OP. Who's that? What the fuck are you talking about?

Wait, who's doing the editing on this? I have no idea because he doesn't work for us when one anymore So what's he talking about? It's just OP radio. Hey guys. I'm reluctant even beyond this. They wanted me to do this That was an OP's voice who's producing this well Yeah, the first announcer was not opi, but then opi comes out and says less on you know, they wanted me to His podcast. It's the opi radio podcast who are you talking? What is that voice? I don't know Very confused. I'll tell you what this voice is What is this but did Prashe so. What is his Prachiso deal die? Like, what's going on?

He died many, many years ago. But then why are they doing a tribute to him? I don't know. Maybe because he's getting so much traction with his all of his car wheeler-wee's tributes. He's like, every person I know who's died, I'm just going to do fucking tribute to him. Seriously, I didn't think about that until you just brought that up.

Like, what? What are we talking about? A Prachiso deal. Yeah, what the fuck? It was like 10 years ago. And I love Prachis, but what are we talking about? And it doesn on deal. Yeah, what the fuck? It was like 10 years ago. And I love a tree, but what are we talking about? And it doesn't seem like it was even his idea. No, they told him he had to do that. Who?

Who's that? I don't know. All right, so this is another episode where he does a best job. He plays all these clips from him and Carl, where he's talking about Yelp reviews, and which is a Jim Foranjian repile, whatever. So he goes on and starts off this show

and turns into Maddox. This is crazy. Only Maddox does this type of shit. This episode of the OP radio podcast sponsored by me be be be be be be be be be be. All right, look, it's Black Friday tomorrow. Why don't you give the Ops to our little taste, okay? B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- You've been in radio forever. So bad. Forever. He's so bad at it. But what is with that today's sponsor is my merchandise store.

That's not a sponsor. You just promoting your merchandise store. It's a very different thing. A sponsor gives you money to talk about their product on your show. Promoting your merchandise store is hoping that people will go and buy your merchandise. It's a very different.

It's this Opie House. Oh, he's got, this is the sad thing. So, Carl Rueys had this Twitter hashtag hashtag Rueys. Right. And Opie sells shirts, they say hashtag Rueys. So he's making money off of his friend's death. And this is the thing that he's promoting. But he says in the description of the show, the proceeds go to some type of charitable benefit of something. He doesn't explain what it is, how it works, what percentage, anything. I think you just felt obligated like, oh, and by the way, I'm not I'm not pocketing this money. Yes, you are. Oh, yes, yes, you definitely are. You haven't had a job in two years

and you live in Manhattan. So yes, you are definitely pocketing that money. And speaking of reweezing, so this is another fucking Carl Reweez tribute where they're out somewhere with Carl's family and all his friends. This is just non-stop. It's always doing.

And he talks about this hashtag Reweasing Lifestyle. And hope he says something that's very telling about it. You got to kind of learn from these tough deaths. And you make your life better. You do a little more of that re-easing. And to the stupid haters out there that think re-easing is just drinking your face off and just eating shitty, it's way more than that.

Did you pick up on that? How is Ruizin presented in the original context? So what he would do is he would tweet out that he's at a bar, he's at a restaurant, he's having fun, he's partying, and he'd be like, hashtag Ruizin. Okay. And hope he says, people with things

just about eating shitty food and drinking a lot, it's way more than that not that's not what it is But there's other things too. It's also fucking hookers doing Die when you're like 50. There's probably four forty four probably some reweezing involved forty four Forty four and in case you thought the reweezing men partying a lot lot there's way more to it than that. Yeah, fucking idiot. Poor Kyle Ruiz. It said- I don't know how old you are, but you look like you'll last a bit longer than Kyle Ruiz.

I hope so. I don't think you've been Ruiz- I haven't been Ruiz- as much as Ruiz has. Alright, we've done it all today. Right? I think we've talked about everything. We couldn't possibly-

Should we recap? What do we talk about today? We talked about these guys who like cartoons. Yes. We heard cartoon boys. Opie, you know what I mean? We talked about Opie. Dick Masterson had cringe of the week.

Oh my god. Which is a first. So I feel like it must be time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The T- The T- The T- The T- The T-

The T- The T- The T- The teaser! The teaser! The teaser! The teaser! The teaser! This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode. That doesn't make any sense. What do you mean?

What's the appeal of that? Why would you want to hear that? It gets people excited because they're like, oh, I didn't like this show. Did you roast sucks? But next week's gonna be great. So then they're like, all right, well this was bad, but I'm excited about next week's show. You might just be a marketing genius. I understand why the house is so nice.

I love that you were taken aback by that. Whoa, whoa, what just happened, right? What do you mean I was terrible? So this is a clip of the show, and I'm excited about this. I got this sent into me by two different people, which is so weird. This is not normal.

This is not just a podcast. It's a specific episode of a podcast. It's gonna be right, two different people. Yeah, I think like I was talking as we were prepping for this episode, I was talking with Heather and Matt a little bit about like even Oregon Trail. It had their Native Americans and Oregon Trail, which is an entertainment game for kids,

but they're just represented as Raiders. Like the Raiders are coming. It's just sort of, it really is just playing on that old Western trope of like, you know, natives attacking settlers. Right. That makes sense. Yeah. Actually, I mean, like talking about me specifically being on this episode of this show. I think it would be hard for me

to be on this episode of this show without talking about something that I think is kind of an elephant in the room for me at least. And that's like tokenization. Sure. And what I mean by that is, and I'm being like, this is like not a bit of super serious. I think I'm the only Native American guest you out on this show, right? Yes. So you had me on an episode to talk about a video game with a whole point in the game is for General Custard a rape and Native American woman, and it's for the Thanksgiving episode.

That's like, not, I'm not saying that's not as bad, that's fucked up. Like, What is he calling out the host of the show? Yes. He's pissed that he was asked to be a guest on the show. It's called, how did this get played? It's on Ear Wolf.

I guess it's a big show. I've never heard of it. He presented it very mildly, but he was like, is he using them of racism for making him on multiple episodes where he had to talk about Native American issues. That's fucking hilarious. So there's a video game called Custer's Revenge.

Yeah, I know about it. You're familiar with this. I thought he was an Indian woman at the end of the game you walk her of the boner Yeah, and it's like Atari 8-bit graphics looks terrible. This game for like the 80s, right? Yeah, you walk her of the boner and you rape Indian women. Yeah Native American whatever. I mean you don't necessarily There's no way to know that it was rape. That's true. That's true. That could be consent. It's hard to tell with a big graphics Exactly, but they hit this guy out who they know is a Native American. To talk about this game and he's like, Hey guys, this is fucked up. Why am I the gas?

He had brought them. They brought him in for that episode. And now they've brought him in for another episode that also talks about Native American issues. Yes. And they want him to talk about like the tokenism in the show. But he's like, do you not appreciate that this is also tokenism? Right. Bringing me out of this. Yes. Which is a good point. It's a great point. It's really fun. What do you think about these people? Or are just subjecting, you know, this token person. It is like, that's what I'm doing. That's what you're doing to me right now. So that'll be fun. I'm like, I'm going to get forward to that. That won't be. I wanted to know how piste is of getting. Like he seemed pretty mild.

I have no idea. I don't know what's really up, but like I said, this was a Eddie Jefferson sent this into me a via email. And then Andy, our co-host also texted this to me. So two people are like, we have to talk about this. So I'm gonna try to get both of them on next week and talk about this show. I'm excited about to get both of them on next week and talk about

this show. I'm excited about that. DigiBro, before we wrap things up, is there anything you'd like to promote? Yes, I have a podcast, I have a bunch of podcasts. All right, we're talking about. Art Sofart So's Whirling Derivish Podcast, on my main channel DigiBro on YouTube. Just subscribe to that channel if you just want to see me. But if you don't want to hear about anime, you want to hear me scream and be crazy about Twitter fights and internet politics and anything else pisses me off. Wurling Derbish podcast is where I think, you know, it's like my most entertaining podcast for non-anime people. But if you like anime, there's everything else I do. And be a patron. I make a billion things. I'm always busy. There's always issue broke contents

We will put a link in the show notes for that. I really appreciate you coming over doing a ton of research Knowing what the fuck you were talking about it was weird. I'm not used to this. I didn't expect any of it I just put on the podcast hated it and went to do something else and came away with all this knowledge I know it wasn't even your decision to do that show, but I got it in. I'm like, well, this guy likes cartoons. So I don't need to watch American cartoons. No, I know. Just Japanese ones, but... Well, I want to tell people to please join us again next week, because it might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, everyone. Party in the mush piss of morning radio. Get down to show these folks. This dude is fucking corny. Mmm. Okay. In the much fits of morning radio Dude is fucking corny. Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone You fucking know all about this It's boring to add Get you not carries me. I know you're not suing me, but you're not. I know you're not suing me, but you're not. I'm suing you.

I'm suing you. I'm suing you. I'm suing you. I'm suing you. I'm suing you. I'm suing you. I'm suing you. I'm suing you. I'm suing you. That's a make-in-eat sense, Rick! That's fast, we score!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! You know, who are these? Pod cus... I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Alright, let's talk about voicemails.

Oh boy! Guess what I found out my voicemails this way. Did I suck it? I should not be on the show this week. No. There was nothing about you. It was only about how our last show sounded like garbage. I know why.

I'm not surprised. Yes. So this was, it's funny too, because I went over to my parents house with Thanksgiving, and my brother was busting my balls, and he acted like I didn't know. Did you know your show sound like shumic? Well, yeah, of course I did.

You not all but you listen to your show. I listen to my show but also I get my balls busted by everyone. Yeah. If I do something shitty, I know about it very quickly. Exactly. I can't avoid it. I have this problem too where if I fuck up a fact in a video, like it will be the first comment on the video

Right and then it will be the next 300 comments of the fucking video. It's like dude. I get it believe me somebody pointed it out right the fuck away All right, so here is a voice about my audio cyclist week WACC look guys. I've heard great things about your podcast. But to be honest, I don't know who the fuck you have editing. I don't know what the hell those levels are because one host is all about our data and then next host is here. Yeah, I do. So, if you need an editor, I would gladly offer my services or maybe suggest. I don't know what I want,

but I know your audio levels are shit. I listen to Keith Records, to bullshit record players that have more fidelity. He's a Christmaw man. I want to give you your content. Help me get into your content. Do I need to put it through my ear and play on the phone and do it? Help me. I your content. Do I need to put a few tips in my ear and throw in the phone in?

Help me! I mean, you're... It all sounds like you recorded from under a mattress with the fucking phone on top of it. It sounds terrible. But who am I to say? Here's another person who thinks that I show sound like shit. I don't know what you did to your audio mix on this last week's episode, but it sounds like fuck is shit.

I don't know if you're using a new microphone or what, or you turn the levels up or hit comments, I used to go to hook you up with his template. And maybe you installed it wrong because you're not showing the audio into there. You don't know how to use it. But all these fuck dudes, sounds like shit. Re-upload it. I don't know how to use it, but only fun, dude. Sounds like shit. Re-upload it.

I don't think people understand. Sean has a huge machine that everybody's stuff has plugged into. That he has to use actual knobs to change the sounds on. It's not something you can just have a template for a deal. You can just send me a diagram, and I'll just figure it out. There's like a lot of equipment involved. I've never seen that it's not something

that you amateur could use at all. Sean is a pro. Yeah. When I think it's funny about this, I want to point this out. In the show description, I wrote, this show sounds like dog shit. I fucked up.

I explained this in the show. Nobody reads the show description. I've read the description. Cause I've a nerd. Yeah, I always read the description. When I listen to podcasts, nobody reads mine mine because all I got were people saying, did you know your show sounds like shit? Like, yes, I do.

I put it in the description. This guy goes, fix it and reupload it. When something is overmodulated, there's nothing I can do. There's nothing I can do in post to fix this. I'm broken. I'm just gonna tell you, as much as I hate when people do this,

the only way you could have avoided this was by recording at the start of the show like a this show sounds like shit I'm sorry. I could have done that. I should have done that prevent this from happening. Oh Wow, oh well. I feel bad for Andy because he killed it before us last week and The show was unlistenable, but there are people who love Andy Hey, Carl this may be a controversial stance to take but I'm willing to take it I Believe that Joe brother Andy is your best co-host even better than Dick Masterson and Jim foreign team So Andy getting some love better than Dick Masterson and Jim foreign was going on with that guy's audio

What was he doing? It was weird. It was fucking shit. I am telling you, when I listen to voice mail from other podcast, I'm like, these are not real voice mail. Because every voice ball, I guess, is like garbage. Yeah, no. Everyone's like fucking driving a motor cycle through a tunnel on a... Why are you calling my show right now? It's not like he was running a weed rack or something. Alright, so he calls back again.

Hey, Carl, I was this close, given you your Patreon money and then Andy had that little speech at the end of the show about Sam tripling in his troubles and Andy talked me out of giving you money and I don't know, given all my money to Sam. So, tell me back. See, this pissed me off last week because Andy comes out and he goes, you know Sam Tripoli got de-platformed, they taken off a YouTube, we gotta support this guy, I'm like, Andy, no, support W-H-T-P! Yeah.

What are you talking about, Sam Tripoli? That guy's fine! I don't know who that guy is, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy! Get money to us! And there's proof that a fucking ruined our show, ruined our revenue stream, your mother fucker. All right, our audio was fucked last week, let's listen to that. fucking ruined our show ruined our revenue stream you motherfucker all right our

audio was fucked last week let's listen to that oh your audio level they're still fucked it sounds like that Michael wins a little bit from spaceball fuck you come with that that may be laugh that was a funny boy smell what else is going on oh do you guys know who Reese the Beast is? No, I do not. Reese is a fan from Australia, who's a super fan. And I think he works out all the time. He's like a muscular guy.

He's coming night and day. And this guy Tim called in from Australia and declared that he was the biggest fan, but then he called back again and said that him and Reese should be buddies anyway I don't know I can't make sense of all this shit. It's a lot of drama going on. Hey Carl, it's Reese the Beastie. You're tied for first fan from Australia.

I was robbed by Kangaroo to work the other day when I was listening to the latest episode of the podcast. I heard him's voice mailed calling a truce between our feed and I've got to say I completely agree with him. Where the only two OZ2E has been listening to this show. That's true. So I'm definitely going to have the beauty mate, you're a true blue fed, you can fully qualify for it, you can. But Tim, I took a bullet for you mate. I got a big number of Patreon and like a ninja, I have been portrayed at the end of Sparta, then French Russia on a bottle of scotch. Seeing started off pretty rocky. She wasn't having to barge what I was putting out,

but many messages and hearts outfiring coslator, I could feel vex falling for me. One lonely night, she unveiled a bombshell on me that tore the fabric of my arsehole, it took. She told me the reason she hates Australians is because her uncle was an emi breeder. And one day when he was doing the daily ritual of dizzling her in the barn, a flock of angry news broke loose and tore her uncle the shred. Are you following this? That day she lost not only her uncle, but her one true love.

So I'm sorry to break the news to you, Timmy Boy, but she's a lost cause. Anyway, mate, plenty more fish in the sea so you get dead debt legend state legend all has a beer in your own a cape on kicking on fellas say you like it are you following this sorry I don't know his girlfriend hates Australia because Vic is a caller to the show okay who gave me her phone number and said I should post it online she docksed herself why I don't know so I put it on patreon just for you, you know, our patrons. And now people are like calling her and texting her and sexting her or whatever. And she says she hates Australians.

Because her uncle was fucking her in the ass. Correct. And she was in love with it. Yes. Yes. And then he was also e-moo breeding. You followed this bear that I did. His e-moo ate him and now she hates Australians. Even though her uncle was the one breeding the e-moo's,

not an Australian person. May I actually see this guy? He was also ass-wrapping her. This guy picks up on shit quick. She's into it. He's very bright. It's impressive. I didn't even follow it that closely.

I was like, oh, okay, that sounds right. Anyway, Vic, who has napted on the show to Wild, finally called back in. So let's check in on what's going on with our friend, Vic, who gave her her phone number for us. Thank Carl, it's Vic. The little boy, I'm still a little boy, by the way, it's fine. You can make sure you're ready.

I'm sure. You can make sure you're ready. I'm still a little boy by the way. It's fine. You can then send her me all you want. You fucking boomer. Whatever is 2019, you're going to die in a couple of years anyway, do a heart attack because you're fucking wife and drag constantly. It's fine. I get it. Anyways, let's fucking get into it. So like, let's talk about Nico. Can we talk about Nico? My mom, like every time I would like leave the house, but she would always be like, hey, don't get raped.

So like, can you have Nico like contact me? Like my numbers on patreon.com, so who are these pod tasks? I'm his other. You might as there. My mom used to do this, you know. All right, bye. Big out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of the way. I'm not sure if you're going to get out of have fun with your heart attack Carl amazing audio quality Vic was to get the raving out of the way and move on so that's good news for everybody I don't know if it's a 12 year old boy it's a girl or if it's a woman it's a woman either way it's ridiculous right I don't understand at all. All right

This is someone who called in because they listen to an episode I put out like two years ago and wants to give me shit for it Hey w-a-t-p I don't really be corny per se but um I Think I was listening to episode 92 and you told Lance Bass to second guest Pussy. I just wanted to let you know that that was a joke from like 2000 and you know referencing stuff that is within, you know, the curtain decade, which is 2010 and 2019 and about to be 2020 would probably do you something good. Well besides that go fuck yourself and call me back and I'm gonna leave you a really nice review on, I don't

know, I don't know, something about fucking Apple or something like that. So I tend. All right, bye. Hi, tunes reveal. Shut the fuck up, you got it. This person's giving me shit over some throwaway light I think two years ago.

Like, I don't even know what he's talking about. He's trying to pretend he doesn't know what Apple podcast is. Right. But he also says I made a joke about Lance Bass that was a joke that already excessive So by apologies. I'm impressed if any of your audience remembers who Lance Bass is fucking in sync references So we're doing though. Thank. It's in sync. It could be back she boys. I'm not sure. Yeah, it's all the same This is the last boys smile on the play

Hey Carl. Hey How are the voiceail going this week? Not necessarily about the content, but is there... I don't know, is there like a subject matter that people seem to be harping on? There is. Just curious. But really, I mean, the last last is on us, because you're taking all that sweet Patreon money now. And that's at least like four or five cut color and highlights that Jen from the channel.

I mean, your wife, who's a completely separate person yeah, doesn't have to do that you can supplement all that income. So keep on putting up a shitty product and we'll keep on laughing it up. Thanks. Call me back. So that kind of sums up by week. I had nothing when people told me how shitty the show was last week, which is a ton of fun. Of course, always a good time. But did you bro, thank you so much for coming over. Yeah, this week's going to sound good. I better get the fucking vanished podcast for being on here

You you don't want to have to buy a t-shirt with a trash can on it episode a D.A. body you got it more of the one-star review shirts I like the idea, but I need ones that don't reference opi so that I can you know make sense to people who read my shirt Fair enough on the street. We'll make it happen for you Lopping back Distance lags with you in crap made by Pakistan facts It's cool these two Listen in a shit so that we don't have to So many shows are crap that we gotta ask Kevin and Carl, who are these by pass?

They're ruthless and uncooled two cows shed and backslap us having a good police He smacked the sacks and they Wacked the nuts and they're slumping my hair They slug their pants Fuck yeah