Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep187 - Doug vs. Doug

Episode Date: January 5, 2020

Doug from Who's Right battles Nice Doug from Good Times Great Movies to determine who has the slightly less awful podcast. I know that Jamie and Anthony lost but who won? Send us your votes. There's ...a lot going on in this episode. Patrick Michael knows a guy who attended a Primus show, Rich Vos is asked a hard-hitting question, Opie Radio becomes the Opie and Creamy Show, Stuttering John buys an XLR cable and cat food, Drew Lane discovers WATP, and Vic has very smooth elbows. All this and more! And by more I mean PJ. Support WATP - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Have you ever heard of that show W-A-T-P's from an act carol? Oh yeah, I've heard of that show before. Oh yeah, it's great. It's the funniest thing ever. I blow my load every time just thinking about that show. Oh yeah, I'm gonna check that out sometime. Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. The show is just hilarious. It's the funniest thing ever. It's show time. W-A-T-P-L-O-Bag Slabbers and Cuzzle Rooes, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show made by the Bills Mafia and for the Bills Mafia, easy for me to say.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, co-host of Good Times Great Movies, it's nice Doug. Wow, I am so happy to be here for this nonsense. I'm happy to have you here and also from the Who's Right podcast. It's Doug from Who's Right? Hello everybody We have Doug versus Doug before we get into that go to who are these calm get our email address voice mail number Link to our sub write it link for the discord server link to our merchandise and of course link to our patreon We can get a bonus episode every single month We also encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing two podcasts. That's right.
Starting point is 00:01:30 We're going to be talking about who's right and good times great movies, two shows that we have reviewed in the past. This is a suggestion that I came up with because I wanted to be lazy this week and not work as hard And let Doug and Doug pull clips and go at it. So we have all listened to these shows separately. We have not discussed them with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Who's right? Features host Doug and Anthony
Starting point is 00:01:55 and good times great movies, Features hosts. Doug and Jamie, this will be interesting because typically when I'm making fun of a podcast, I don't have the host of said podcasts there with me. So I don't know how this is gonna go, but I'm excited about it. We have a lot of clips from both of these shows. Oh, you know what I need to do?
Starting point is 00:02:15 What do I do with that thing? Oh, here we go. I got this from my sister-in-law to... What the fuck are you doing over there? Great, that's somewhere. Alright, very professional show this week. It is odd, who would like to start off? Are you gonna tell us what you got from your sister-in-law?
Starting point is 00:02:38 Yeah, yeah, this is odd. Let me hit that again. I have to work on that. No, that's flawless. Nailed it. Holy shit. Alright, I gotta stop talking. Who's up?
Starting point is 00:02:54 I just have one question. Am I clear that the rules are there is a clear winner and loser and the loser is never asked back on w a tp? Is that right? That's exactly correct. Yes. Alright right that's what I thought okay I mean I'll get started if you want me to that's that's fine we should have a we should have a vote in the discord afterwards I like that to figure out who won first of all before I get started everyone all of your listeners should definitely go and listen to who's right and subscribe.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Oh, even go to their Patreon and give them money because they're constantly begging for that. So everyone should definitely do that. So now let's get into why I will never listen to this fucking show again in my life. Okay. So play number seven because this defines the show to me. This is what I heard a lot of. All right.
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Starting point is 00:04:48 So nice Doug is not a fan of who's right, is what I'm hearing right now. Oh yeah, I'm good with that. I don't think nice Doug is the type of person we want listening to us. Oh, then who do you want listening to you? Someone with a lot of free time? Deaf people, actually, people that don't care
Starting point is 00:05:05 for, that don't even notice the long pauses. We're good with that. Perfect. So I guess I will, I have a clip and also a tweet that I think summarizes good times, great movies. Perfect. I'll start with the tweet. It's unless you support the show on Patreon,
Starting point is 00:05:20 you'll never know if we can talk for 45 minutes about a 22 minute Garve Field Christmas special. You, this is unfucking bearable. It's two people, one of them, I don't even think she watches the fucking movie. I think she's, so you got Doug watching the movie, taking notes, he's trying to put together somewhat of a decent podcast,
Starting point is 00:05:42 and then his co-host, I think she's just got the movie on when she's getting railed. It's just on in the background and she may hear something from it and be able to reference it. I don't fucking know. It's really no different than any other podcast out there that rambles incoherently for three hours about a movie that nobody gives a fuck about.
Starting point is 00:06:02 So, they're claming for a running man, two hour running man episode. Yeah, so we listened to the episode where they talked about the running man, and Jamie didn't understand anything that happened before 40 minutes into the movie. Doug had to keep telling her what she saw in the movie to your point about the fact that I don't think
Starting point is 00:06:20 even think she watched it. Yeah, I've got a lot of clips from her and I guess him as well. Alright, I guess we'll just start with number 19. This is what I said my clip was that summarized the show. I am did the lose together and footage is outstanding. is outstanding. Oh. There's something about this that makes me think that you've been waiting almost five years to recommend this. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:55 I'm glad that I could have this opportunity to share it with you all. And if you haven't seen it, please do. And I'm going to post on Instagram the picture at not of Arnold, but of the two of them in their loose outfit because it is just like we covered the running man. Yes, I want that. Okay. Oh my god. All all right that sounds really great Right, well, this is the... Nah. Um... Your turn.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Oh, okay. I-I'm gonna jump in here real quick, because... I wanted to point something out. I-I hope I'm not stealing any of your thunder here, but at the end of the episode of Good Times Great Movies, Doug explains this. The episode you're listening to right now, there's an uncut version.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Yeah. All the details are in it. That's probably usually 15 to 20 minutes. Yeah. The one you're hearing right now. So my question is what the fuck are you cutting out that? Because Doug just played you guys giggling to each other for about 70 seconds straight. I, okay, what do I cut out? A varshoes. It's fine. It's, um, I wasn't actually asking the question.
Starting point is 00:08:30 What do you got for it? No, it's not. What do you got, buddy? No, this is great because it leads into definitely something I cut out of our show that whose right does not play my number one. This is a long clip and no repeats one episode, but go ahead and play it. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Um, so should we hit that again? I feel like we should play that one again, right? That's really good. Let's just Hey, so so mean Doug learned today that he has a crutch word
Starting point is 00:09:54 Holy shit good. I'm gonna need you to send me that I am sure no problem. Don't worry. I hold onto this stuff You sound exhausted on your own show. It's constantly just like, all right. It sounds like you don't want to do it. And I think and I don't listen. I don't know if your co-host is listening, but I want you to be honest. Have you thought about dumping this guy? Have you ever really sat down and thought about ditching this dude? Because he dragged that's the only negative I have. The thing I just played about you, everything else is about your co-host who seems so unenthusiastic and so uninformed. And at one point he says that the idea that the show is unedited and that he sounds like a moron is a great thing. and it's something people want, which is wild.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Yeah, so to answer your question, yes, I have thought about dumping him about four times every episode. Sounds about right. He'd be very well aware of that. And yeah, I've got a couple things about you that was like nails on a chalkboard, but again, I think the same thing about your co-host that my thought I have it written down here is that one I don't know if you want to fuck her or or she owes you money and she's paying it off I don't know why you two are doing this but it's not
Starting point is 00:11:17 because both of you want to. Do you have an example of this? Yeah, let me see here. Don't start fucking up my podcast now, Doug. He's probably number seven. You got it. They have to know to be released from... Did you watch this? Did you watch this? I did. I was just... There were things I didn't understand that were happening.
Starting point is 00:11:49 I will say that when I listened to good times, great movies a long time ago, Jamie seemed a lot more interested in what was going on than what I listened to this episode. I don't know if she's lost interest or what the deal is. And the other thing that I picked up on it, I don't believe her to be very smart. Actually, I think she might be mildly retarded. If you play, if you play number one, there's a good lengthy conversation trying to figure out how the running man board game has played, which is something that's referenced for a quick second on the movie. You know, they're giving it away as a prize. And then they start having a conversation about, well, how would you play this? What's his name? Richard Dawson, right?
Starting point is 00:12:26 Yes. He's giving out home versions, like, fourth games of the writing man. How do you play this game at home? Oh, I mean, I only assume you murder your family members. Right? That's gotta be it. Comment? Am I supposed to talk about this? I don't know. I mean, when it comes to Jamie's interest,
Starting point is 00:12:45 I think it's on a sliding scale. She doesn't like movies like this. She'd rather watch Annie or Ann of Green Gables or other movies that start with Ann. I guess she doesn't like this nonsense. And you started a podcast with her about movies what the fuck are you thinking? I'm really excited.
Starting point is 00:13:04 The other thing is she has got a horrible, horrible fucking laugh. My number three captured that, I think. Oh my god. I should have just let you sleep soon. I'm gonna have to start editing things out. Holy shit, I think if that was a telemedicine call, I'd be able to prescribe her something. That does not sound healthy. And I knew going into this episode that I figured that there would probably be
Starting point is 00:13:29 a an Arnold impression or two. I've got six of them. I have every intention of playing all of them. I don't know. I don't want to just railroad this. I want to give nice Doug. Now let's do. Let's get into the Arnold impressions.
Starting point is 00:13:43 All right. Well, we will just start with number eight. Okay. But then the the president is dilated. The scene is, ah, he's getting checked out. Yeah. All right. So then she fires back with her own Arnold impression. And she's she's got that laugh that lets you know that, okay, now it's time for you to laugh at what I just did. And there seems to be no reaction. That's number 12. Get him to join the resistance.
Starting point is 00:14:12 And he goes, I'm not into politics. I mean to survival. There's an uncut version of this everybody if you just say I'm on patreon Please listen, there's bathroom breaks guys. There's all sorts of stuff out there Oh, one of the things I noticed you guys you guys know who triumph the insult comic dog is of course Yeah, play my number 21 I got a go but you've been a terrific audience for me to pull by. Okay, and then jump to number 14. To kill them because we do see with that Christmas tree light up guy.
Starting point is 00:14:53 He doesn't kill a Christmas tree. Hey Christmas tree. I'm over here. Come get me Christmas tree. So I'm zero is now just playing zero. His shitty Arnold impression was a really, really good triumph. Good for it. And then I've got perhaps that's what I was going for. But all right, we'll move on. Nailed it. Nice, Doug. Um,
Starting point is 00:15:21 10, 15. Okay. No, he even says something like, I'm going to, I'm going to take that contract that you gave me. I'm going to shove it down your throat, but make sure you leave room for my fist. So this is getting towards the end of the episode. And he's not even trying anymore. That's getting really bad. I had to listen three times to make sure that was actually trying to do an Arnold impression. I will say it's very difficult to recite an Arnold line without doing the shitty accent, but if you host a podcast, you should try to resist that. And then this, I think, is the best one, number 16. Put a pipe through his head and doesn't. And he even said, I an on-on-demand and the audience now.
Starting point is 00:16:07 That's good. You get better. I don't know. I just stumbled over that one. No shit, sir! No shit! No shit, sir! No fucking shit, sir! Oh, that was not beef like that. That's fucking funny. Yeah, I was actually trying to grab some of your I don't know I didn't have time to do it, but I'm glad you did other dog Yeah, Bonnie's gonna put in a lot of work this episode That's great. I you know the first time my podcast was reviewed here was in the hey day of the Bonnie drops and I kind of miss them I actually have a Bonnie update coming up later in the show. It's a little teaser for everybody.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Oh great. Yeah, look at what's forward to that. All right, I think it's time that we talked a little bit more about who's right, don't you think? Nice Doug. No, yeah, I mean, if we're just gonna bash on each other's co-hosts and I mean, I guess you really didn't do that with the last one.
Starting point is 00:17:00 That was my terrible impression. I think that your co-host has just understood and just nailed what comedy is. What he does is he waits for you to say something that he finds slightly amusing and then he repeats it. Play my number four. Okay. I need you and three of the darkest people you know.
Starting point is 00:17:20 He went through the darkest people you know. But not on purpose. I mean they not on purpose. Okay. Okay. This made my day. What the fuck? This made my day. This made my day. But it's like turn the thermostat down. I got a fetish. I got a fetish turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the
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Starting point is 00:18:03 turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn the turn I almost never almost never. Holy shit. Because that's stupid. Because that's stupid. I agree with him. I agree with him. Here's a little bit of something back for you for your time. For your time.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I could keep playing this. It goes out for a lot longer. Sorry. Specifically we want to talk about. I think you made your point. No, it's just it's really difficult. I think to listen to talk about. I think you made your point. No, it's just, it's really difficult, I think, to listen to this show because again, you're just talking, you're just saying stuff, you talk about, if you play my number 14, you talk about a bit that you can't remember at all,
Starting point is 00:18:39 but you still stumble through it and try and explain it. It's, it's baffling, but play 14. Didn't you, you had a bit, you told me something instead of me, Google on it. What am I supposed to do? Call somebody or something? Yeah, you're supposed to call our somebody. I can't fucking remember. What do you expect me to remember these things? All right.
Starting point is 00:18:59 What is that? Why are you doing that? Why would you talk about something? You also talk about something that you guys talked about on the phone. Something was funny on the phone and then you try and repeat it and you allow your co-host to stumble his way through. It's number 13 if you want to play that one. That was a, you called me whatever a week ago or so and you said you had this idea. So we're not going to do anything with it. So
Starting point is 00:19:26 we might as well just talk about it. I mean, it was a great fucking idea. Yeah, but it required just a tiniest little bit of work. I mean, literally just the tiniest bit. So I wanted to, I like the idea of having our own product line, the who's right product line. So I wanted to add energy drinks to our product line. I wanted to get a hold of the research and development people at who's right and get some energy drinks going for different, see, it's not funny when I just say, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:05 It was way funnier when we were talking about it. Yeah, it was funnier before. It would have been way funnier if we were to put like two minutes where the work can do it. I doubt it. I doubt it would have been funny ever. And I cut that down.
Starting point is 00:20:18 That was like an eight minute conversation about something you just got on the phone that possibly seemed like it would be good for the show You decided not to do it yet you put it on the show and that's what most of your show is is you guys Realizing bits that failed or or just terrible or calling back old jokes that I guess if somebody listened to this all the time Would understand but I certainly didn't get and, if you just played one more of mine, play number 18 because the majority of your show is you guys just killing time to put something out there to keep this show going. Also, I want to point out that he says we had a phone conversation that was really funny.
Starting point is 00:20:58 I don't believe that for a second. I've never heard these two guys have a conversation that was funny. All right, here's the check. They think it's hilarious. Here's your 18 We got that the marijuana thing We got some but we still got so much shit to talk right now, right? Just keep going we're going through all of it. Yeah, tell nobody listens. We'll just keep talking.
Starting point is 00:21:29 It's just everybody talking. It's out everybody. Staffs, listen, for good. I can't even find it to take it off the list now. The cop one. Yeah. I already took it off the fucking Yeah. Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm. I already took it off the fucking one. Stop me! Okay. Um, don't worry, we'll edit that out.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Yeah, nobody over knows that that happened. Great. I mean, you can make fun of me for having a bunch of nonsense that I cut out up on Patreon. But most of this should be up on Patreon. Like, don't put this out. I know you guys do like a YouTube thing. I don't know, maybe you're juggling during this silence or something that's mildly amusing to look at.
Starting point is 00:22:21 But my God, if you put this up for people to listen to, just audio only, cut this shit down, and it's easy to find, there's no waveforms. Just cut it out, it takes no time, and you can't get your co-host to do it. He said several times on one episode, he does not want to do any work, he doesn't want to ever come on WITP, because it's too much work,
Starting point is 00:22:42 doesn't want to go on other podcasts, because it's too much work. So you're gonna go on other podcasts because it's too much work. So you're gonna have to do it, but my God, please do it. It would make it at least somewhat tolerable to listen to. I want to point out that I did watch the video version of this and during that part, Anthony was applying blackface. So it was entertaining if you watched the video.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I'm a bit nervous. It makes sense, it makes sense. So speaking of things that probably shouldn't have made it, if you play my number two, this was a long, this is unedited by me. This is how it came across. I wonder if, I mean, I don't really watch a lot of, but you know how on, there's a lot of different,
Starting point is 00:23:23 I have to be careful how I word this. Ah! I can't fucking take it! So the difference between your show and my show we were both struggling to keep things moving. I Fill it with silence. You fill it with a rambling dumb bitch Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. The same you could be said about me too.
Starting point is 00:23:46 So. So I've got some more of, I've got this marked as, is rambling followed by giggling. It's my number 18 where they, they go through. And if you don't know the premise of the show, it's, I assume that they take a note on every scene that's happened in a movie. And then they try to break down every single scene as what it seems like number three.
Starting point is 00:24:07 You got it. You got it. You know, and now there's another dance number that happens. And then... Oh my god. There is just so much of that. There was a dance scene that happened and then there was a driving scene that happened, and then there was a chase scene that happened. And it just goes on.
Starting point is 00:24:31 It's on. What's funny about this is that the name of the show is good times great movies. It's a bad time in a shitty movie. It doesn't make any sense. So this was, I really only pulled this because I wanted to know what you meant when you use quote unquote a lot when you're speaking. And my number four is a good capture of that. I'm trying to figure out, do you remember it or don't you remember it?
Starting point is 00:24:58 And also, do we, you can need the first 40 minutes of this movie? Like, I remember, I quote unquote remember this from when I was a kid And for the longest time I'm like when is he in the game? So I don't understand are you are you putting the kid in quotes like you were in a kid or you I don't understand what you mean I don't understand what you mean. I was putting it all the way. Hold on, hold on. If I say quote unquote remembered, you don't understand what is in quotes.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Oh, do you remember or don't you remember it? It's not. I quote unquote remember watching it. But I clearly did not remember the entire movie. Am I wrong here? I don't understand why he did to say quote unquote. I'm with you on that. Am I wrong here? I don't understand why he needs to say quote unquote. I'm with you on that. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:25:48 All right, so I should just say, I did not remember this movie. Got it. So why didn't you just say that? Yeah, that would have, that would have saved me some clipping time. Yeah, right? I want to play a quick clip of good times, great movies.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Yeah. This summed up the show for me. It was wildly accurate. Yeah. This was not enjoyable. I did not have fun. Yeah, and they're there. Die great. Love it. So I've got a couple more. I don't know. Doug. I don't know if you want to jump in here. I don't want to. Um, I mean, I just, uh, if you play my number six, I do think it's a pretty handy disclaimer that you could play before every episode of your show.
Starting point is 00:26:29 So this is for Whites Only. I think that's pretty important for the audience to know going in. Also, I think the title of your show is very confusing. The idea of who's right, I assumed you guys would take possibly, you know, politically divided topics or something and then each of you would come down on one side or the other and you would argue and as a listener, you could decide who is right. Like I did not know it was like, okay, do I agree with the racist fat uneducated guy or do I agree with the slightly less racist, slightly more educated fat guy? Also, there's a twist. You guys agree on everything. I just don't
Starting point is 00:27:12 understand. Like, I'm like, what the fuck am I listening to? It wasn't until you got into reparations and slavery where there was an argument between the two of you. And what was that? Like an hour and 20 minutes into this two hour show, then it got interesting. And I just, it's very bizarre. You're a co-host also doesn't understand how AIDS works, which is very bizarre. Play number nine.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Okay. I specifically remember, like AIDS awareness, all the stuff that they taught us in school was that everybody has AIDS and everybody's going to get AIDS equally. And it's not just a gay disease. And the coming apocalypse from AIDS and all this crap and then nothing. If you're not, it turns out if you're not gay,
Starting point is 00:27:57 you're good to go. I think your co-host quote unquote remembers the AIDS conversation he had in school because he has it completely backwards in the 80s. It was the gay disease. And if you were gay, you were going to get it. It wasn't until later that they realized, holy shit, straight people can get this and your co-host still doesn't think that straight people can get AIDS.
Starting point is 00:28:24 It's like he doesn't know who magic Johnson is, Arthur Ash, who is that kid Ryan White, who got it from a blood transfusion, EZE. Like he doesn't understand this, play number 10, because even after a conversation about this, he still doesn't get it. I don't know why, I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:28:43 I mean, what differences it make because there are bisexual people, so why isn't the AIDS going from the bisexual people to the straight people? I don't get it. He's so fucking dumb. It's hilarious. He said at one point,
Starting point is 00:28:58 because this shows all about you guys going on the official podcast. And apparently, because I actually listened to the official podcast when they had Doug and Anthony on and Anthony didn't contribute a lot to that show and Anthony goes out to say I don't like going on shows where it's just a conversation. So what do you want to do then? You're a podcaster.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I kind of like these shows. They're just talking about things. Well, okay. Do I want to take yourself out of everything then? He says he doesn't want to go on shows that just ramble and don't really have any clear topics. And then he also says that he has to go on a show that has clear topics and let him know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:29:34 This guy doesn't want to do anything and he realizes that he can't do anything. So he's constantly just talking out of two sides of his mouth and He should not be on other shows and and you tell him late like you guys at the end of the show I love it like at the end of the show you end the show you're like all right everybody were dumb of the show for I don't I don't know what that means because you just keep talking you don't think anybody wants to hear about Your appearance on the official podcast. That was the best part of this show You don't think anybody wants to hear about your appearance on the official podcast.
Starting point is 00:30:06 That was the best part of this show. That was the best part of this show. Yes, because... Oh, your co-host is, oh God, playing number 26 because he's wrong when he says that people want to listen to unedited material. What we do is just kind of just sit here and just say stupid shit and argue back and forth
Starting point is 00:30:28 and we don't edit it, we just put it out, right? So I don't think that most people, I don't know how to say it without coming off like a fucking douche, but I mean, most people don't do it like that. They edit their shit at everything's real tight. And I think that people get tired of that. They edit their shit at everything's real tight. And I think that people get tired of that. They want something, I mean, we may be stupid and I may come off like a
Starting point is 00:30:50 fucking jackass most of the time and come off like an idiot, but it's, but it's real. This is, if you, if you talk to me in real life, this is the way I am. So it's like, I think people feel the, the raw, the realness of it, you know. I just, the way this guy is in real life, he sounds like such a douche, like such an intolerable douche. I couldn't even imagine talking to him if he is the person that's on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:31:18 When I heard you play that clip about him saying, it's what I am in real life, I'm picturing him following his wife around, repeating everything she said. I'm like, I'm like, him following his wife around repeating everything she said And by the way, I pulled that clip also because Anthony doesn't listen to w a tp Which is well documented, but he thinks that other podcasts all edit. They don't he's not doing anything unique I hear this all the fucking time. It's what everybody's doing. They're lazy. It's called being lazy fucking edit your shit All right, so I've got a couple more if you don't mind if I jump in.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah, I'm curious. Nice, Doug. Okay, so I guess this is a b or c. Do you want to fuck your co-host? You have fucked your co-host or you hate your co-host? Wait, hold on, this is the only option. Yes. host. Wait, does hold on, this is the only options. Yes. Oh, I can't choose from any of those. I love my co-hosts. She is an amazing friend of mine. We have known each other for 20 plus years. Okay. So you want to make her. Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. That's definitely me. You know what?
Starting point is 00:32:19 You could figure this out. Come on. You don't need me on here. Okay. So my number 15. So that's what I thought all the way through this was, okay, this guy is obviously just using this podcast as an angle to stay in contact with this chick, and they're going to eventually get together and he's going to fucking roofier or something and then have his way with her. But my number 15 made me think that, ah, he actually hates her and she's got something over on him. That's showing. Look at me. I'm whipping it. Yeah. So anyway, so Arnold is in this woman's apartment.
Starting point is 00:32:57 And so anyway, you know, that's the same as shut the fuck up. Yeah. If you're done ruining my show, I'm going to continue talking about this movie now. If that's all right with you. And and talking about co-hosts that aren't real intelligent. Again, I've got a couple here marked her being dumb. I guess we'll we'll go with my number 10. All right. Yes. Visible fence around this prison. That keeps them all kind of in. Well, that's what fences do. So yeah. Invisible or not. Because that's what fences do. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah. Thanks for adding that.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Dine my drop in. And then my last one about her being ignorant is number nine. Jill, where they just make iron, I guess. Yeah, I guess they're underground, I think. There's lots of little fires and like heat happening. You need that to make metal, right? Oh, fucking cares! All right, I enjoyed this. Doug, if you want to, I want you to bluff if you want to do it.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Oh, okay. I mean, since we are talking about dumb co-hosts, there is a bit that you guys do or news article. Also, this podcast was you guys just reading news articles. Like, I didn't know it was, you guys pertain to be Jay Leno's Circa 1997.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Like, it's a dumb idea, but you guys really lean into this too. So there's an article about how lipstick, there's a woman who developed lipstick, and her thought is, your perfect shade of lipstick should match your nipple. I think that's an easy concept to understand. I mean, doesn't make sense, probably not. should match your nipple. I think that's an easy concept to understand. I mean, doesn't make sense, probably not. But if somebody said that to me, I'd be like, oh, I understand that sentence you just said.
Starting point is 00:34:53 I cut this down. There's a good five minute discussion where your co-host does not understand the point of this or what this article is or what this article is trying to say. Play 19 because I'm doing a terrible job. I'm laughing because I remember this part and I was thinking the same thing. What the fuck? How hard is this to figure out?
Starting point is 00:35:15 According to the TV show, the doctors, your perfect lipstick shade is the color of your nipples. According to the doctors, all you have to do is look at your nipple. Why not just look at your lips? No, so they're not the same color. Then why is it perfect? Shading your lips, the same color as your nipple is the perfect solution.
Starting point is 00:35:33 I'm so confused. I just wanted to, if they're not the same color, why would you want your lips to be the same color as your nipples? Why would you choose that shade? You know, I don't even fucking care. I'm not gonna give in to it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Yeah. You and Anthony are friends, right? Well, we do a show together. Why do you want to embarrass yourself like this on every episode? I feel like you should save them at some point. Why the fuck would I do that? Good point.
Starting point is 00:35:59 It's so great. If you play, okay, so my number 21, your co-host starts to talk about a quote from Michael Bloomberg. And I think at first, he tries to sort of, I don't know, he used the term railroad later, but let's say he tries to railroad you because he says, do you even know who Michael Bloomberg is?
Starting point is 00:36:18 Then I think you fuck with him and actually reveal that he doesn't know who Michael Bloomberg is. Play to the number one. Did you hear what Michael Bloomberg said about poor people in Texas? No. Do you know who Michael Bloomberg is? He's like a mayor or governor or...
Starting point is 00:36:34 He's like a guy in New York. Yeah, I think he's a councilman in Detroit. Yeah, yeah. He's a councilman in Detroit. I love that so much. You just talked with him and he just thought it like I was a councilman to try didn't know that. I thought he was a New York or something. It's so great. And Anthony's in Anthony's defense. It's very difficult to know who Michael Bloomberg is. He's never in the news. It would be very hard to know who that guy is. But he's also reading a quote.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I didn't leave it in because he says the quote and it goes, I don't fucking remember what the quote was. Like after he just says nonsense. And your coast also, I assume lies constantly played number 23. No, I got arrested and I didn't go to jail. You then you didn't get arrested. So you were detained. So I wasn't even really detained. Then why the fuck did you say you go to jail. Then you didn't get arrested. You were detained. So?
Starting point is 00:37:25 I wasn't even really detained. Then why the fuck did you say you went to jail? Because I, because. He just lied about getting detained and arrested for some reason. Was it because he was making some sort of racist joke and he didn't want to feel like he hadn't experienced, you know, the strife of an African-American or something.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Is that where this came from? Well, I was going to say that you pulled that out of context, but you do. Well, wait, no. No, Anthony just straight out lies. Because then you call him out and you go, well, wait, what happened with you? And he goes, I was never arrested. I don't know. He's so, he's so misinformed and constantly wants to argue. Like he wants to make this podcast into what I thought it was, which is two guys disagreeing, but he just argues for argument's sake, and he says it a lot,
Starting point is 00:38:16 but if you play my number 22, I think this is a great example of him arguing, realizing he's wrong, and just, you know, just shitting the bed constantly. Yeah, because he acts like he wanted to be wrong. Oh, no, I'm just doing that because I'm fucking with you. He was like, no, you just, you just got caught. Here we go. And who wanted to jail for telling a joke? Lenny Bruce? He didn't go to jail. Fuck if he didn't. Did he? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:38 We've been four seconds. He's arguing with you you and then going, I have no idea. Yeah. Can you play one more? I do have a couple supercuts, but can you play number five supercut? I think this really says what your co-host knows. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:59 It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. I don't know why. I don't understand. I don't understand this. I don't get it. I don't understand. And I don't understand what that word word is it just doesn't make the whole lot of sense to me Which doesn't make sense to me either? I don't understand. I'm so confused. Doesn't make any sense. I don't understand. I don't understand what you don't understand
Starting point is 00:39:18 I don't I don't know I don't I don't know how to explain it. I guess fuck I don't know. I don't know I don't know what happened. I honestly I don't know it was I don't know know how to explain it, I guess. Fuck, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what happened. Hey, I honestly, I don't know. It was, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:31 I guess I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it means. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like with podcasts, there's a low barrier to entry. I'm getting that sense. I think I'm gonna need that clip as well. I don't know which one of these is gonna start the next show, but it's gonna be one of them. I promise getting that sense. I think I'm gonna need that clip as well.
Starting point is 00:39:45 I don't know which one of these is gonna start the next show, but it's gonna be one of my problems to that. I mean, that is, that's a single episode. Like, this is just a single episode. I also, I'm cleaning his throat and sniffing. It's number 30. It's so long, it's two minutes of just that. You don't need to play the whole thing,
Starting point is 00:40:02 but just if you're eating and listening to this, maybe put down your foot because it's kind of gross. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. All right, I think we get the point that goes Yeah, you're required to keep in mind that this is after he has a cough button installed now. Oh, Jesus. What?
Starting point is 00:40:43 Holy shit. Oh, Jesus. What? That's insane. Holy shit. And I mean, I do have to say, like, most of the issues I have with the show is not about the content. It's all about the presentation. It's all about the lack of editing. Content, whatever. Like, I'm not your demographic.
Starting point is 00:40:59 I'm not a 22 year old college dropout in the early stages of becoming radicalized online. Like, I'm not listening to your show But present something that is Listenable for people that just maybe stumble upon this like present There's an episode later because I tried to listen to another one because I thought well Maybe this two hour show is just too much for you guys like maybe it was just you know
Starting point is 00:41:23 You had enough five minutes in and just gave up. But I tried to listen to another episode where you aren't charging people. People can pay to, I guess, ask you questions or whatever on Discord in the middle of your podcast. And then you stop mid sentence to answer people's questions. It is, I couldn't get through more than 10 minutes of that show. It was so stupid. Yeah, that was our, I hate to explain ourselves, but I learned after that episode, yeah, don't do that anymore.
Starting point is 00:41:56 That was uncomfortable for me as well. Okay. But yeah, speaking of, so I've got one last clip from your show, and it's interesting hearing you telling me all the shit that I need to cut out after editing and you edit your show and leave this in my number 11. The way they all escape it's a giant prison break. Hallelujah. For the prisoners. I'm not sure you are. Wow, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Alright, so I'm going to suggest something to you guys, because I've seen how this is all played out. I want to hear the Jamie and Anthony show. I want these two to come together and Give a rebuttal to this podcast. I think that'd be amazing. The only thing about that is my co-host has explicitly told me and I have had to answer other podcasts for her She will never do any other show. She will never really go out of her way to promote our show and she's also Not super butt hurt about me going on other shows, which is more than I can say about your co-host play my number 27 Because this guy is such a little bitch. It's crazy So there is a next time yeah
Starting point is 00:43:21 Do do I just like not tell you that there's an invitation and I just show up at my own I've been pissed. I need, this is our show. I need the opportunity to go on there and show what me. I mean, even if I fuck it up, that's still my show. I'm still half the show. If you go on there and just like that's shitty. What I mean, I don't expect anything. I don't care what you do to whatever the fuck you want. I mean, but after the fact you can't, you can't imagine that I won't be pissed off if you go on a show representing us
Starting point is 00:43:56 and they specifically say they don't want me and you're like, oh, okay, cool. I'll just come on then. That's a shitty thing to do. No, no, no, no, no, no, because if you were a, uh, upstanding, uh, upright citizen or whatever, you would tell them to fuck off. It's, it's a, it's a package deal or nothing. So funny thing. You, you, you, you've been on, you went on, uh, pull boys podcast on your own. You went went on married is a married AF on your own
Starting point is 00:44:27 Yeah, so You're close Funny thing though. It was like two weeks later. I was back on the official podcast again by myself Did you ask his permission first? No, I told him after the fact. Oh, hey, you might see my name pop up a couple of times somewhere else. So I want to play, and I hope I'm not stealing your thunder, nice dog, but I have to play the clip that happened right after that that made me laugh out loud.
Starting point is 00:44:56 This is hysterically funny. I said, we should make a commitment to each other that we won't go on somebody else's show without the other one. But at that time, I didn't realize I was going to be the popular one. To Shay. I got a genuine laugh out of that. That was great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:15 No, I enjoyed that. I just think it's hilarious. I was like, listen, I will not represent the show in a good way. Like, if I ever show up on anything, I'm actually gonna turn people off to listen to this, but please don't ever do this without me because you're gonna hurt my feelings. Thank you. Oh.
Starting point is 00:45:33 That was really fucking stupid. And I absolutely, I do have to say, and while this show is not for me, and I mean, most of this I think for me is out of jealousy because you have 10, 20, 100 times the listeners that I do. So people please go listen to my podcast, come on. But it's just the end of this show when you guys are arguing was so entertaining.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Like after you end the show, quote unquote, let's say, there it goes again. I loved it. I love the end of this show when you guys are arguing. That's what your show should be. I don't care about these stupid news articles. I don't know who's interested in this. And after the news article stuff, you're like,
Starting point is 00:46:19 well, I guess nobody else is going to listen. Nobody else wants to hear the rest. The rest of the show is so much better than the 80% that came before it. One thing that I noticed too is they had these news articles that they're going to talk about. You have to give Anthony time to prep, obviously. He requires that. Oh, yeah, prep time. So Doug pulls out an article and starts reading it and goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't have that one. Hold on. Let me find it. It's like,
Starting point is 00:46:41 why are you going to contribute something? It doesn't matter. It's fine., let me find it. It's like, why are you gonna contribute something when it doesn't matter? It's fine. Just let Doug read it. Oh, we get to listen to them. Find stuff in the real time. Yeah. Google things in the real time. Talk to people in Discord in real time. I don't understand this trend of feeling like
Starting point is 00:46:58 you can only have listeners by making them feel like they are part of the show as it's happening. I just don't understand. It destroys any flow that I think you guys are going for, and you could shuddle over Mike podcast all you want. Again, I mean, I do think I'm jealous. I don't know why you have so many more listeners than me. Why you have so many more patrons?
Starting point is 00:47:19 Like when playing at the same fucking garbage, it's different, but it's just as bad. What is happening here? Wow, this just took a turn. I wasn't expecting this. Doug was doing so good, too. He's like, fuck you guys talking. He's like, why am I not this good? That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Okay, so I've got a little score sheet in front of me and I've been keeping score on who I think is going to win and all that. And I think I'm ready to concede. I think I'll do a little score sheet in front of me and I've been keeping score on who I think is going to win and all that and I think I'm ready to Concede I think I think I'll give nice the win. Okay, more than welcome to come back. Um, I I've got nothing else to say after that. He's a he's acknowledged that his shows a piece of shit. He thinks our shows a piece of shit. Okay. I feel like that's where we were gonna end up anyway, like regardless of what was said. I just wanna play one more clip from who's right,
Starting point is 00:48:12 because after Anthony goes on this long tirade about how their show's unique because there's no editing, and it's just who they really are, and it's all just left in there. Doug says this at the end. I'm not done, I want to keep talking I don't know I don't know what I want to talk about. I just don't want to be done yet. I got to edit this piece of shit
Starting point is 00:48:32 We'll talk about it in the after show So what what's all this we don't edit anything? What are you out of thing there Doug? So I don't know why he keeps saying that we don't edit I know why I listen to one-up percent't know why he keeps saying that we don't edit. Because I, I think I know a lot. I listen to one episode, I know why. What if what? You wait what a lie about your editing. If that's what you leave it in. You put, do you count putting music at the beginning
Starting point is 00:48:56 as editing? No, we do that live on the fly. I cut off the last, I cut off the last 12 seconds of the show. All right, fair enough. You cut off the last, is the last 12 seconds of the show. All right, fair enough. You cannot the last, is the last 12 seconds silence because the way you guys end this is sad. It's just like, all right, goodbye.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Yeah, that's every episode. Every episode ends with us saying goodbye together. So one of the things that I want to reference something else that you said, I would ask you nice, Doug, go through our back catalog and listen to the episode called Train Rec. That was the episode where we almost quit the show one of many times. That's back when we actually used to edit. So there's a stupid part of the show that you probably won't like where it's just our regular bullshit. And then it's like a 20 minute, I'm going for his fucking jugular, I'm trying to get him to cry. It is a horrible argument. And then I think it was the next day, we finished up the episode
Starting point is 00:49:59 and then compiled it all and and shit it out. That was going to be our good bye episode. I think you'd like that. and then we're going to be able to get a smile and then we're going to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to
Starting point is 00:50:18 smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to smile and then we're going to be able to several times. And the other thing he likes to do a lot is to blame other shows for his shitty performance. And in the end, you finally pin him down on this. It's number 28. I'm going to play that, but first I just want to point out that Doug just told you to go back. What's new in episode where they had a falling out and almost out of the show. Do you have an episode where maybe you and Jamie fucked that we could go back and check out?
Starting point is 00:50:43 You know what? I have a recording of it. It's not an episode. But I can send that to you privately. Here's the railroading. I got railroading when I was on his show. What the fuck are you talking about railroading? I got railroading. He focused on the shittiest parts of what I sent him. You have something wrong with you.
Starting point is 00:51:10 So I guess I don't understand how you got railroaded. You sent me. I don't either, I just say shit, I don't know. In my head it came out like that and I was like, oh maybe I didn't really get railroaded. Maybe it was. What about if maybe you just went on his show and tanked? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:23 That was a brilliant part of the show. And then also, can these podcasts have me on to tank? If they're having Anthony on, what is Pope-Ois? I don't know, I don't care, I'll go on. What's married to AF? I don't care. Call me, come on, I will at least fill time. I'll at least say something that is mildly amusing.
Starting point is 00:51:46 All right, you are now in a desk for all of you. And you've got to play the Anthony angle where you don't care. Make it clear you don't care. And then people will call. Say we want you on our show. I did not think I cared until I listened to your show. I did not care. I was I was totally fine. I'm like, Oh, whatever, a thousand listeners a week on a really good week. I am totally okay with that. Then I'm like, oh, whatever a thousand listeners a week on a really good week I am totally okay with that then I listen to your show went to your patron. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing wrong? Most things dog the answer is most things Great, I think I've pointed that out quite a bit. All right. I know anything else you guys want to do to wrap this up
Starting point is 00:52:24 We're ready to take a vote? Where are we at, guys? I've enjoyed this. I listened to the show many, many, many, many times. More times than I ever have for a show that I've come on here to talk about. I'm done. I've gone through it. I'm finished.
Starting point is 00:52:41 All right. Yeah, I'm good as well. I'd like to see where everybody landed. All, get your votes in on the discord. And while that's happening, I want to talk real quick about a friend of mine. And you guys probably know who this is. That's right. We're talking about Patrick Michael, host of the 9-minute plus podcast. Also host of a thing called great job. Thank you Also the host of I don't know the list goes on what he did is he put out a single episode that was a 2019 review show and put out as every podcast that he does
Starting point is 00:53:42 Which I'm calling I'm calling shenanigans, I'm that's a bullshit right there. So he, so he got eight cents per download for the same show on every single show that he put out. Yeah, he's, he's quite droopled dipping on this. It's fucked up and listen to how he stumbles out of the gate on his own show. And I realize again like Anthony he loves I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it.
Starting point is 00:54:30 I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see it. heard and I fell out of the gate today So I had a a thought as you were playing that
Starting point is 00:54:49 Maybe you should reach out to him and tell him that you will pay for the hosting fees If he puts if he consolidates all this podcast into one place So it's easier for us to find shit to pull that would be so nice I know because it's too much. There's too much bullshit to go through. Tooth gum went away. I couldn't find chewed gum. I don't know if I don't know if it folded or whatever because it's the only one that I listen to because oh my god, I love it. But that's that seems to be gone. So I'm not sure what this is. This show was horrible. He's talking about the best things of 2019.
Starting point is 00:55:27 He starts with chicken sandwich wars. Yeah, his recap of 2019 is amazing. He thinks the biggest stories were chicken sandwiches and suicides and Disney plus. He gives a safety tip because apparently people were killing themselves in 2019 and sometimes by accident. I really thought this was the best episode of his. Yeah, it's very amazing. He actually seemed to be coherent for most of it. I was surprised by that.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Coherence, one that, but just the idea of, man, people died in such crazy unusual ways. Oh, this wrestler committed suicide. Well, wait, hold on, it's like, I thought he was going to tell just hilarious stories about just bizarre ways people died. But no, suicide, professional wrestler suicide. That's more sad than hilarious. Yeah. And he goes, one guy fell out of a window. Oh, yeah. One guy fell out of a window. It's possible. There were many, many more. I was going to throw it out there. I went with one guy fell out of a window. It's possible there were there were many many more. I was gonna throw it out there I
Starting point is 00:57:06 One guy. Oh, yeah, just stay inside great great piece of advice. Love it. All right. We're having people in the discord are Explaining that they can't hear us anymore. I I couldn't I couldn't hear the clips you were playing. Oh shit really It was very muffled. I could I couldn't make out Oh shit, really? It was very muffled. I couldn't make out. And yeah, I mean, I listened to this stupid episode, so I knew what you were gonna play, but now it was really muffled, really low. That sucks. Doug, could you hear it, Doug?
Starting point is 00:57:35 So I'll tell you, I thought this was a fucking bit. I tried playing that episode, and that's how I heard the mother fucker is just... Oh really? Yeah, just ram, like I could never actually hear, that's why I sent it to Carl like play this because you can't hear anything. And then that's how I heard it just now when he was playing it. Maybe Shamus's decoded or has encrypted it to where, because I cranked it up because it was so quiet and sounded so awful that I cranked it up when I recorded these and I can hear
Starting point is 00:58:04 a fine in my headphones. Let me try that again. I'm going to play another clip here from Shamus and tell me if you guys can hear this or not. Hello. You can't hear that. Nope. Nope. Well, that's going to fucking ruin this segment. That isn't it. I've got a Todd compilation. This is from his nine minute podcast called episode called Break the Internet. And the entire nine minutes is him talking about Joe Rogan taking a shirt off to get weighed. Okay. Oh, it's a phrase that he uses once or twice called Break the internet and then he's infatuated with naked men's body So it's I think it's a like a minute long, but it's a nine minute
Starting point is 00:58:53 Just the internet has apparently been broken the internet got broke. That's right you guys Joe Rogan gets on the scale takes his fucking He strips all of it onto his underwear his shredded bodies out's out there, and that apparently has broken the internet. To break the internet. If Bert Kreischer was to take all of his clothes off and be completely naked, that should break the internet. Not Joe Rogan because he's jacked. We knew he was jacked. Like, hey, there's Joe Rogan super, super, super swold.
Starting point is 00:59:18 These kind of things break the internet. As if you didn't know, he would be kind of jacked, huh? He was so many things else when he takes his clothes off. Yeah, he's gonna look crazy. Talk about breaking the internet. You're gonna break the internet, Tom. You taking all your clothes off and that would have broke the internet. Everybody knows Joe's got a nice body.
Starting point is 00:59:33 I mean, I would assume so. You know he's jacked, that broke the internet. Why? Because he decided to take his pants off. This is something that should break the internet. When the same episode strips all the way down, takes everything off. And that should have broke the internet. Not same episode strips all the way down takes everything off and that should have broke the internet. Not not not. Most guys that have bodies like that have the same head straight naked. He had to cover his wheel. People say we watched by the fact that Joe took his clothes off.
Starting point is 00:59:58 He's got a body of what I would say probably a 30 year old. So she must have a bowler throughout this entire episode. Is that what you're telling me? Non-stop. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? All right, I'm gonna try this again. See if you can... I don't know if there's some kind of adjustment because I can hear this fine, but tell me if you can hear what he says here. No, it did not fix the problem. Shit. All right, I don't understand why I can hear it nobody else can. He says that he feels he's doing a much better job of writing jokes on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:00:29 And I've been blocked by this guy, so I can't see what his jokes are. But if people could start to put his jokes in our sub-rated or discord or something, that'd be great, because I can't see him. I'd love to know what these jokes are that he's feeling really good about. It's okay, a year break.
Starting point is 01:00:45 He says he took an entire year off. It took a year for writing jokes on Twitter. And I don't know why, why would he do that? That's a great question. You don't want to give that shit away for free, man. He's trying to understand that. All right, I'm going to try to play a clip from another podcast that I listened to where he talks to his buddy Luke about the
Starting point is 01:01:06 primeest concert and tell me if this comes through it all. If you can hear it, this is amazing banter back and forth. These guys have great chemistry. There were like balcony and shit, but I was in the pit the whole time. Hell yeah. He is cool. Yeah, I did. I had to drive like two and a half hours to get there, but I had to do it. Hell yeah, fully worth it. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 01:01:41 So what? What was that? Go ahead. Oh, nothing. Go ahead. Uh, I just want to, for the, for the people that listen to this, um, this is my buddy Luke, and he has recently got to see Primus live, which seems to be an anomaly. All right, you guys can hear that? Yeah, I can hear it. This show is fascinating to me because A, Sheamus has a friend, which is, what, okay, me, that's cool.
Starting point is 01:02:11 They obviously have never had a conversation with each other before, because it sounds like they just met, and they're talking about a primus show as if going to a primus show is an accomplishment. He goes on to explain how amazing it is that he did this. You're much younger than I am and
Starting point is 01:02:26 These guys are severely on their way out because of their age. You know what I mean? We're not gonna get it in tours anymore. So you fucking nailed it, bro. You did you did something that You're gonna be able to talk about forever and people like holy shit. You did that People are gonna be so impressive, you went to a fucking primus show? Can I touch you? I want to touch the guy's hand. You went to a primus show. I actually seen primus open up for rush, like 20-something years ago. I didn't even know that I had that fucking feather in my hand. I don't want to get two pregnant doses here, but I've seen
Starting point is 01:03:06 Primus about a dozen dives. I have a big fan of Primus. And you know, the bass player singer Primus' name is Les Claypool, very famous musician. Well, our buddy, Patrick Michael, has a great joke about Les Claypool. You know, I came up with this stupid bit about less Claypool. It's real fast though.
Starting point is 01:03:28 It's like if you're a fan of Primus, it's more like more Claypool. Yeah, right? Simple. But uh, his body is trying. His body is trying to. Did he just preface his joke by saying this is a fast joke? Yes, this is a fast joke. You mean short?
Starting point is 01:03:54 You mean stupid. You mean obvious? You mean unfuddy? The last thing I want to play about this guy going to the the primus show is they're both going out and out as if primus is this amazing band that it's unbelievable that you'd be able to see live. Now, I personally am a primus fan, but I don't think a lot of people are.
Starting point is 01:04:15 And they seem like they are, but then he says this. You know what's crazy, dude, is I posted some of those videos that you sent me on Instagram of them playing. And no bullshit when I went to hashtag it. Posted some of those videos that you sent me on Instagram of them playing and No no bullshit when I went to hashtag it There's a hashtag with 24,000 posts, okay, and guess what the hashtag is Shake hands of beef Nope primus sucks Yeah, what what what are we dealing with what What's the side is this Patrick Michael? You fucking retard
Starting point is 01:04:48 Primus sucks is what primus fans say we all yelled at it primus. It's what we say Fucking moron he doesn't even know how to think about primus and he's paddling on and out of how amazing it is So have you found yourself in a situation where somebody sends you a video from anything that they've ever done and your thought is I'm gonna post this on my social media. That's a good point. That's fucking foreign to me. Well, look at what my friend accomplished. He went to a primus shell. Whoa, no way dude, that's amazing.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Stay tuned next week. We're gonna actually talk to him. We're gonna have a conversation with a guy who saw Primus live. And then we could never met this guy, right? Like, they're not real friends. It's just, it's somebody who reached out or he found online that was going to a primus show
Starting point is 01:05:40 and he said, hey, come on my podcast and talk about Primus, right? Well, this isn't a real friend of his. Spoiler, said, hey, come on my podcast and talk about primates, right? Well, this isn't a real friend of his spoiler because after they talk about primates for 10 minutes, there's a boring conversation that goes on for 20 more minutes where they talk about people who they both know. I didn't point these lips, but it's like, did you see that Brian is working over a blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen Brian. I'm like, holy shit.
Starting point is 01:06:03 No, I'm just listening to a boring conversation between two guys who are catching up, fuck! Yeah, I didn't listen to this one. I tried, but it kept like, it was so choppy, and I didn't realize it was the actual podcast. I kept thinking I was like moving, my earbuds were moving too far away from my phone, and I'm going back over, finally, I just fast-forwarded through.
Starting point is 01:06:22 So I did not listen to more than about two minutes of this. And I fast-forwarded and I was like, he's still fucking talking to this guy. I can't, I couldn't even listen to this. It's, it's un-listenable. And I also want to take a fence to the fact that he says, Primus is severely on their way out because of their age. To see know that like Paul McCartney is still touring
Starting point is 01:06:41 and the Rolling Stones, but you think Primus is severely on their way out? Jesus Christ. And this is another reason why I asked how old this kid, whoever he is is, because even on his year-end wrap-up show, he's like way back in the 1990s, they were making movies about the future. What?
Starting point is 01:07:02 I think that I would probably ask somebody in your subreddit. You need to create a Todd database because he gives away enough facts that you can build a profile around it. I know he's talked about his age and I think he lives in a trailer, right? Yeah. Yeah. I remember, I know when I was watching his last video on YouTube his recording studio Is two sheets apparently hanging in a closet or something? Yeah, this is correct. Yeah, yeah, and I
Starting point is 01:07:32 It looks like because if you watch the cuts he'll say something that he makes a cut and he changes hats So it looks like it's just him in a closet with like 22 different hats and I mean, I know that you're on his hit list. Yeah, it's iconic. I just stayed a fuck out in Indiana. You'll be fine. Yeah, I was listening to this conversation. He tells his buddy that he wants to move to new buffalo. And I was like, Oh, fuck, where is he?
Starting point is 01:08:02 What I moved to? Like, Oh, thank God new Buffalo's in Michigan. Okay. Woo. But Carly told them they couldn't move for another year to new Buffalo. So he's stuck in Indiana for now. I don't think he thought he was going to make it through 2019. Did you hear the way he started that show where he was like, Oh, guys, we made it through.
Starting point is 01:08:25 I can't believe we made it through 2019. I think a lot of you out there, you just, you know, you're just happy to have made it to have survived the year. I think that he has a fantasy to go out probably murdering you. So hopefully it does not happen in 2020. And it's the end of next year or at the end of this year He's saying the same thing. I can't believe we made it through. I can't believe myself and Carl are still alive Yeah, I hope so too, buddy. Thank you. I hope 2021 is the year that he finally doesn't Right. Yes, give me one more year
Starting point is 01:08:59 That's something stupid people say they always go wow what a crazy year 2019 was like was it like as there was a sandwich the people like what are we talking about they were chicken sandwich wars man I can't believe it through carefully we've been I'll push through that Doug I noticed this is who's right Doug I noticed it on your your board the clips you sent me there are ones that start with an S.J. and I'm I'm hoping that stands for Stuttering John. It does in fact stand for. We got some John clips here. Yeah, you just want to jump into them. Let's do it, man. I got a lot of things to get to and I got to
Starting point is 01:09:36 watch this football game. So we got to move quick. All right. So we'll just go down the list of my try to preface with with what he was talking about or what it references, but So John apparently has no idea what the fuck the word karma means if you play number one now is this from the new episode He put out after the new year. Yes, okay. I have not listened to the show. Yeah, somebody sent me a full breakdown That I wasn't able to get to but I'm excited that we have clips of this because if you remember we last left John He was without a producer not knowing how to run his technology Talking to Jason Atlas who he didn't know what the fuck he was and he says I'm gonna come back in the new year with new Podcast and I can't wait to see what he came back with because he had a week or two to figure this out
Starting point is 01:10:22 And I figured out my birthday. He's played the playoffs. I think they played the twins, the not mistaken. And they won. And the score was 10, 4, which was my birthday. He was kind of a weird karma. Speaking of weird karma, that's that one karma. You're coincidence. So the, the, I guess I should have said and you touched on it, but he starts the episode off with, you know, it's a new year and I have decided that I'm going to be a nice guy from now on. He's in talks with a podcasting network that's going to give him another show and then he's going to do a Howard Stern specific show. So he's going to be doing three shows a week.
Starting point is 01:11:05 Oh. So his number two, I think it makes it clear, you know, just like me and nice Doug, we both want people to listen to our shows, right? Yeah. We say, hey, tell your friends, have them check us out. Play his number two and he'll, he kind of tells you what his motives are, I think, or what he actually needs. No, it plays his number two and he'll, he kind of tells you what his motives are, I think, or what he actually needs. No, that last clip was only in the right channel. Is that because his show was only recorded on the one channel? Absolutely. Oh, great.
Starting point is 01:11:34 I'm fucking John. I love it, baby. I heard you. That'll be a three each week. So please tell your friends to download the Stuttering John podcast so we can continue to deliver the greatest entertainment possible in podcasting. Holy shit. Download.
Starting point is 01:11:51 I don't give a fuck if you listen to me. Just download it. Just download it. Tell your friends just to download it. I have to point out the fact that just a couple of months ago, John said, I got this radio gig. I'm doing Sunday nights on this radio station So we're gonna change to one podcast a week
Starting point is 01:12:08 Royces leaving did he already lose the fucking radio gig? Is this where we're hearing he's going back to the three podcasts a week There was no mention at all about a radio gig. It was three podcasts Oh In his Jason Ellis interview there there were some technical difficulties. Yeah. And you must have gotten some feedback on Twitter. I think that's all he, all his feedback comes via Twitter, I believe. Correct.
Starting point is 01:12:35 But what it, what it sounds like is he got it all figured out. He got podcasting figured out and he, he addresses one of the tweets in number three. Here's a deal The XLR cable was not working as Royce and I Asertained it was either that on my or my mic box. It was one of the two So I went out yesterday when I was buying my son his cards and my soap for the shower and my kitty litter and my son is cards and my soap for the shower and my kitty litter and I went to Sam ash and bought myself an XLR cable and now the XLR cable is plugged in and
Starting point is 01:13:15 guess what voila it works no so there so go yourself, you little bastard. You fucking did a wrong you idiot. This is amazing. The beauty of that is I was listening to it and if you have technical difficulties one week, you want to try to clear it up. And you could just say, I had some technical difficulties, I got to figure it out so I shouldn't have that issue anymore. And then you move on. Right. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you got to go pick up some kitty letter. And then I got some more of students and we were out of toothpaste and whatever. So my,
Starting point is 01:13:54 I think this was my favorite part of the episode was he referenced that he had Ellis, Jason Ellis on who is a pretty good name in radio. Yeah. And at the end of the episode, he said, okay, I'm going to stop my Skype recording. Jason, can you give me your phone number? And oh, yeah. Yeah, so he gave out the phone number, right? So he played my number four. He gets the conversation or whatever
Starting point is 01:14:19 between him and Ellis after the fact. I didn't bring this up. Well, we talked about this last week, but the original video that he uploaded had Jason Ellis's phone number. He said I had a message shot and say Dude, I'm getting done stuff calls from people. Can you please take my number off the internet? Fucking idiot. I have you know, so I hit stop recording on Skype Then I say a Jason give me a number and then you know, so I you know, then we can hang out and grab some pints, you know, so fucking, I upload the podcast, both video and audio, video, and then what happens?
Starting point is 01:14:56 The fucking number is still in this. I'm at the pub hanging out, having a great time. And then, you know, did a great interview with Jason and then boom I get text from his publicist and his agents what the fuck you gave out his number and Jason starts text to me and Jason starts bad mouth to me on Twitter which I don't think was cool I get it he was upset with me which I understand and with good reason I fucked up, it was the worst interview to ever exist and you doxed the fucking guy.
Starting point is 01:15:27 What an idiot. Holy shit, John. Okay, so his follow up to that, I stopped it and split this so I could reference this. I have a feeling that this is a saying that he got from his mom. You know, I assume when you're a parent of a special needs kid such as Stuttering John,
Starting point is 01:15:48 you come up with something like, it's okay, honey, accident's happened or it's okay, honey, not everybody's perfect or whatever. And I think number five is probably what he heard quite a bit growing up. So it happens, mistakes happen. That's why pencils have a racer. Oh God.
Starting point is 01:16:04 Oh, what a courty asshole. Mistakes happen. That's why pencils have a racer. Oh God. Oh What a courty asshole So in his whole thing he talked about how He's a new person. He's not gonna hold grudges anymore. He's not gonna fly off the handle and Then he proceeds to and he's not gonna shit talk anybody and then he proceeds to, and he's not going to shit talk anybody. And then he proceeds to shit talk, uh, already lying for a half hour. Of course. And it, it, it, it, just, I, I love already lying. I love.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Me too. Everything about him. He's funnier than shit. And I didn't even want to listen to this. It's like behind the scenes shit, but just listening to John talk about it. It, it, it's just, it's worse than good good times great movies. But wow. Let's be terrible. But the funny thing is, is already came out and said, hey, I was never actually friends with Stuttering John. And then that
Starting point is 01:16:57 pissed or hurt his feelings or whatever. So this is him explaining how good a friends he was with already. Oh no, this is always the worst. Okay. If anybody was friends with already. Oh no, this is always the worst. Okay. If anybody was friends with already on that show was me, and that's the truth. I mean, we had lunch every other day at least maybe every day. We fucking share cabs together. You know, I mean, we did shows together. We had dinner together.
Starting point is 01:17:24 So for him to say that I wasn't a real like I wasn't a friend is ridiculous. So of course Just what do you think you can't get more pathetic this fucking guy? We shared a cab. How are we not bus friends? We did shows together. Well, you know what that is that's already throwing him a bone and saying you want to open for me? Right. Yes yes, exactly. I mean, again, that is a coworker. That's it, everything he describes it, that's a coworker. Yes.
Starting point is 01:17:52 I love this plenty of people I don't like. I've had lunch with plenty of people daily that I don't like. Yeah, if you go to business trip, you might have dinner with those people too. It happened. We walked to the clock and punched it together. We walked to meetings together. By the way, you know how I know that you guys weren't friends because Arty Lang just said that you
Starting point is 01:18:13 guys heard friends. There's the proof. It's all you need to know. You can't argue with that. But guy, you think you're in front with just studies on your friend. That's it. your friends with just said he's not your friend. That's it. Conversation over. The last starting John clip I have is number seven. And you'll notice at the end of it when when he gets done talking, I split it and I up the volume. But that's the only edit that I made is I increased the volume of it. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:42 I got to get going. My batteries run running low. I wanna say thank you, everybody, for tuning in to the Stuttering John podcast in the Canyon, where is it? Canyon Lake tonight. Oh, with this thing stopped with this.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Oh, my God, no, not now. Don't bother me with this. Freakin' a vast security is fuckin' me now. Get the bother me with this. Freaking a vast security is fucking me now. Get the fuck, force quit this bitch. Oh, you motherfucker. Don't fuck me now. Oh, get out of this thing. Oh, you fucking motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:19:17 All right, everybody. Stuttering John, saying, Gekkiyeee! Kikiya! Holy shit! Oh man, so the way he ends his show is he just lost the battery drain! Go to the wheels, fall off! Fuckin' amazing! Nobody's listening to this, right? Go to the wheels, fall off. Fucking amazing. What are these listening to this right? Oh, Doug, Doug, who's right.
Starting point is 01:19:52 I know you have a hard out in a little bit. So I don't know if you have to piece out. I do have a transition to another thing talking about Centering John, but I want to let you go. If you got to go. All right, I appreciate it. Everybody go check out our show. It's a little bit better than what Nice Doug said. Doug, it's been wonderful. I had fun with it. I had a blast. Thanks. Thanks for doing this. Appreciate it. You guys were fantastic. I got to say someone in the disc
Starting point is 01:20:20 goers was like, why do they just clip Carl's show? I just rip out of him. You missed a golden opportunity there. And Doug, I'd love to have Carl's show? I just rip out of him. You missed a golden opportunity there. And Doug, we'd love to have you on the show if you want to come on. Hey, anytime I will do it. I know I'll do it. You are. Yeah. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:20:35 I just said I will go on any show anyone does, even if I don't like it. That's right. Doug. Bye, guys. All right, guys. Thanks, buddy. So I did an interview with podcast business journal yesterday morning. Oh, that sounds high brow. Yeah, I guess. And the way that this person found out about me was from another podcaster. I'm going to play this voicemail from Band Practice Guy that kind of sets this up.
Starting point is 01:21:08 Let me ask you to get in practice. What's up, Kyle? Band Practice Guy. You got mentions on the Drew and Mike podcast, which is some has been Detroit radio guys who now have our cobbling together a life on a podcast but they actually like it it's a January 2nd episode about two hours in. So apparently the way that this show found out about us was from this guy Drew from the Drew and Mike show and the Drew and Mike show was a long time morning radio show
Starting point is 01:21:45 in Detroit. They were up against, I think, Howard, Open Anthony. They beat these bigger guys in the ratings. They're huge in Detroit. And now they do a daily podcast. Well, this guy drew them, right? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:21:59 That's the trajectory of radio hosts these days, unfortunately. So Drew found our show over the holiday break and binged it. Listen to tons of episodes. And this is him bringing it to the show because you know that when someone talks about me, I have to play it on my show. This is him talking about who are these podcasts with his co-hosts.
Starting point is 01:22:21 This is the thing. I probably wanted to talk about more than anything because I got so many laughs out of it. Have you guys heard besides for me about who are these podcasts, W-A-T-P? It's a podcast about podcasts. Oh, really? Yes. And what they do is they review podcasts.
Starting point is 01:22:40 They take clips from podcasts. A lot of them are celebrity podcasts. They're not you know There are some goofy ones. I think they do but the ones that I left my ass off at were stuttering John's podcast, which is And I mean I don't want to be in their business But it's hideous. It's awful So no think that you asked to do the boss. He talks about OP. He talked about Bert Christcher, but he goes out later to talk more about how terrible Stuttering John is. I was laughing out
Starting point is 01:23:12 loud. I honestly got the Stuttering John ones blew my mind. It was like I think I still have PTSD from it. I never imagined it and could be so bad. There's a perfect way to sum up what Stuttering John is doing these days. It's hard to fathom that someone could be that bad at podcast. He Patrick, Michael, you get it. The guy is, you know, I mean, he's a lunatic, but you understand. But Stuttering John being that bad at podcasting is surprising to say the least. Figure that that's something you retain something from working with Howard Stern for that long, something you could hold on to, but he really does just sound like someone
Starting point is 01:23:48 who has never done this before. It doesn't never spoken into a microphone in his life. And doesn't even understand what the appeal was of the show that he was on for years and years. Yes. You know, the prep work, the knowing how to move the show along, the interviewing guests and actually having some background on who the fuck they are. All right, give a more close and I want to play from our friend, Juru.
Starting point is 01:24:10 He talks about the Todd Pettingill, hey Todd show that E-Rock and I reviewed last week. Todd Pettingill is doing a paid podcast with his daughter and someone else. And I can say is it's the newest WATP who are these podcasts. And they shredded. They should be charged with a salt and battery for what they did to this podcast. But it deserved every punch it took.
Starting point is 01:24:38 I mean, it is horrible. I like this guy. This guy's making a lot of sense. It's making a lot of good points. Uh, all right, talking about him talking about, I'm just talking about Opie. So it's probably kind of fun to shit on Opie who by himself is a drift. I don't know what he's doing. I've listened to a show and I'm like, I, what did, what did this guy ever offer to the original show? I don't understand why this show works with the two people. And what he contributed,
Starting point is 01:25:07 because Anthony is a very talented guy. He does a lot of voices. He's got some really strong points of view. He's a little crazy. I like it. I can listen to Anthony. He can rant on something. And I find him very listable.
Starting point is 01:25:22 I don't know. Opie, I just find out. It's like very vanilla now. It's just weird. Totally agree. It's great. That's a perfect segue into the next segment of the show, which is of course.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Starting point is 01:25:50 OP did a show where he's on YouTube live, videotaping a sunset on the beach somewhere on Long Island, and answering questions that people are writing into him in real time on YouTube. I love what Opi does shows like this because a lot of things come out that I always find to be amusing. So the first thing I want to talk about is the fact that I had Eric Nagel on the show last week and E-Rock said, I've reached out to him, I want to get together, he was mad at me because of the way I tweeted at him.
Starting point is 01:26:26 I he didn't want to meet with me because of that. I'm like, well, that's not what he was really mad at. He just doesn't want to deal with you because he was a shit-hatted. And he doesn't want to have to face the fact that he treated all of his co-workers like assholes for all that time. So he explains because somebody asked him about Iraq. He explains why he's mad at Iraq. Iraq's reached out a few times. He's texted me a few times, but I don't really have a desire
Starting point is 01:26:55 to talk to Iraq either. When I got let go from Sirius XM, Jimmy basically threw a fuck-oopeie party, and I was very, very surprised that he went to that. I wish him the best. I'm not mad at him or anything, but that was a tough one for me to digest. So Opie's upset.
Starting point is 01:27:13 All right, I hope you're following this. So I just have a question. Yeah. Because just because of the Doug Vursdai, I was so wrapped up in that and I made time to listen to Shamus or whoever that guy is. I did not listen to this. How many, or what do you think the percentage is
Starting point is 01:27:31 of questions he's getting that come from listeners of your show? That's a good question because when he started this show somebody posted it in the subreddit right away. So hey, by the way, I hope he's doing a live thing right now. So I gotta think there are a few. And I'm wondering if the E-Rock question came from that specifically, it had to have been right.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Right, I would think so. And I'm guessing he didn't read a lot of the questions that came from W-A-T-P Elisabeth Harris, but he did read that one. So he says, the reason why he's pissed at E-Rock, now remember, he treated Eric like shit for many, many years. Eric is ready to make up and figure it out. What he's upset about is that Jim Norton threw a party where he invited all of his friends
Starting point is 01:28:21 and Eric was one of his friends that went to said party. Now, this whole like, friends that went to said party. Now this whole like it's a fuck OP party that sounds like something that he invented in his own mind. I doubt just that was the theme of the party fuck OP maybe it was that's funny too. But why would you be mad at someone because they hung out with their friends? That guy would have went over to hung out with his friends for a while. Fuck that guy. Really? That's what you're harboring resentment over? I feel bad. Like, I feel their times, and this is probably
Starting point is 01:28:52 because I didn't listen to the show, because every time I listen to it, I stop feeling bad for him, but I feel bad that this is what he has become, that this is a weird thing that's happened to him because of fame, That it all came crashing down. And I know he's a terrible person and he's brought it all on himself. But man, he just can't get past it. He can't get over it. And this consumes him daily.
Starting point is 01:29:17 Oh, but he says that he's got a therapy and he's all better now. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. No. So the thing that we've been talking about is what's he going to do in the future? And that was what I was talking to both Mike Sappho and Eric Nagle about last week. Well, of course, people are asking him on this YouTube live and he reveals what the future of OP radio is. And I want to see what it could do with this podcast. I'm going to start doing a lot more episodes from Get Parts. And I want to see if I can make another run at this whole thing. Maybe a new co-host, Emily says, nah.
Starting point is 01:29:56 I mean, I got to stable the guys I love being with, but no, man, I got to do it on my own now. That Carl thing was a huge hit. Holy shit. His plan is to not change anything. Go back to Gephard's and continue to do live podcasts from a crowded bar with music playing in the background. I mean, for you there's nothing better than that decision by the way.
Starting point is 01:30:23 I am so excited like thank god Cuz I can only listen to so much Patrick Michael apparently I can't fucking edit his show correctly to get people to hear it so So was Carl an official Co-host I never thought that that was I just thought he showed up from time to time But I'm not a regular listener. So Carl was the most regular co-host But he was never it was never the OP and Carl show, it was OP radio. That's kind of what I was asking. And Carl was on there. Now, Carl had a lot of other things going on because he was on the Food Network, he had
Starting point is 01:30:56 the restaurant. So, this podcast was not a big thing. OP goes on to talk about that Carl was, if he had not passed away, he was about to make it big and he explains why. But that's what follows me because, you know, he had so much more to give and I know he wanted it bad and it was happening. I mean Guy Fieri loved him on grocery games and I know the Food Network loved him.
Starting point is 01:31:20 Our podcast was starting to really start taking off. What, what, what, what, what's he done? This is the thing about Opie the business we have to know and and any given time He's always saying that things are happening You know the pockets was just starting to take off. It's been in a slow decline since you debuted You were number two on iTunes when you debuted because your name is Opie from Albion Anthony and then everyone dropped off Nobody was listening to you anymore. What do you mean it was about to take off? You can't put yourself, oh, food network and the Opie podcast.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Yeah, I can't put them in the same sentence. No, it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, you know this guy named Guy Fieri? Yeah, we've all heard of him. He has a TV show. Oh, okay, that's probably sounds like it's pretty popular. And he was the co-host on opi radio What oh yeah, yeah, yeah, fluid network was about to pay him tens or possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars And I was a given him shit. He was doing a prop on all
Starting point is 01:32:16 We got fired from Westwood one, but we were about to take off. Oh, yeah, where are you? Someone asked opi about Remember the Joe Rogan thing, where Opie asked Joe to be on his show? Of course, that was great. It was amazing. Joe never responded to him. I guess Opie tried to text him,
Starting point is 01:32:32 but doesn't have his number. And then he also DMed him, which I'm guessing Joe Rogan probably gets a lot of DMs and tweets. He's probably not looking at all of that, but I wouldn't take it personally. He hasn't shown up on good times, great yet. I don't I don't understand. You keep DMing him though right? Eventually it'll happen.
Starting point is 01:32:50 Of course, yes. So of course OP takes to YouTube and does this 10 minute long video explaining like what the fuck Joe, why wouldn't you do my podcast, which is a crazy thing to do. So somebody writes in and says are you and Joe Rogan cool now? Or be explained that they are. However, they still have never talked about those. Are you and Joe Rogan good these days? Yeah, we're good.
Starting point is 01:33:13 I was just incredibly disappointed with the big blow off in the last year or two. I didn't do anything to Joe. I did absolutely nothing to Joe. I guess he decided to pick sides. That was kind of a bummer he did that. But I'm good with him. I said what I had to say, and then I love the people that... That try to trash me for being honest.
Starting point is 01:33:34 I was disappointed, so I made some silly video about it. And, uh, you know, spoke my mind, because I didn't think it was right. I really didn't think it was right. I don't expect me and Joe Rogan to be like you know best buddies or anything but to get the big blow off like I did was really I'm not gonna lie to you it was very very disappointing. I was trying to get him on my podcast and you know I didn't even get an answer from the guy. Yes that's just a normal thing that people do I just made a video where I just talked about like what the fuck Why didn't you go on my show? That's I just bought off steam. It's normal, right? Yeah, of course if you want to have that conversation with your wife in your house
Starting point is 01:34:12 That's one thing, but you talked into your phone and then uploaded it to YouTube and The fact that he thinks that they're good now based on absolutely nothing. Oh nothing. No And I Spoken it's not like they've spoken. It's not like, no. And I guarantee you Joe Rogan has not given him a second thought, not a moment's thought. He's too busy taking a shirt off, I guess, on videos. And breaking the internet.
Starting point is 01:34:39 I do. I do want to point out that our buddy, Mike Sappho, who's now a regular on WATP, of course, has been replaced. And I just have to play this clip because creamy butters, if you want to talk about how can you represent that OP show has gone to shit? Here's a really good way to do it. This comes in at the end of the show. Hey,'s up buddies it's creamy butters. I'm hiding at the bathroom at work, doing a little recording. Figure out, bring in to my workplace but I got to do it from the bathroom.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Very very quiet. There's a Vietnamese guy sitting next to me eating a sandwich. Don't worry. They're we're in stalls, individual stalls, but you know he usually I know that he's eating a sandwich because he he offered it to me. He reached it below. Let's check in with one of my buddies from the OP radio podcast Facebook page Cody's own. Cody take it away. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. This dude is fucking corny. So I realized that I had Vic and with during the voicemail segment last week, but Opie is letting creamy butters now bring on people who are in the Facebook group to record pieces for him at the end of the podcast. Wow, this is crazy. And also that guy was talking about a Vietnamese guy and he
Starting point is 01:36:02 did not make a Mark Wahlberg joke. Come on. How can you let that pass you by? Creamy butters is not the cream of the crap. I think you could say. That guy is horrible. That guy is terrible. And I can't even believe that Obi is trusting him to do anything or to handle anything. But honestly, maybe it makes sense.
Starting point is 01:36:23 It probably makes sense if you think about it. There's a guy Kevin Erick snow on Twitter who pointed out an old ONA clip on YouTube that I grabbed just for the people who don't know Opie from Opie and Anthony. This is an example of during the middle of a conversation, he gets a note from someone with a joke, doesn't understand the joke, but has to interrupt everyone to tell it and then have it explain to him Why it's funny? So I don't know if this is funny. I have a feeling it might be it says $116 shorts Wow Jay from honey, did anyone else picture Steve getting dressed to goodbye horses?
Starting point is 01:37:05 Why is that funny All right, right okay, I knew there was a reason why that would be funny I knew there's a reason that'd be funny did you? You still don't get it It took a chance and reading this I knew everyone else would get it. I took a chance in reading this. I knew everyone else would get it, but me. Oh, it's unbelievable. He did say something that I think is very telling because every now and then, Opie says something
Starting point is 01:37:33 that is true and the truth slips out. But I like, I just like telling the truth from time to time. That's about right. He likes telling the truth from time to time. From time to time. Not consistently or on a regular basis by any means. All right. I teased earlier that we're going to do a little Bonnie update. So I want to get to that. My buddy Vinny Paulino who hosts the comedy at the Carlson cast. It's a podcast that interviews comedians that come through town. He had Rich Valson just the other week. And he let me ask Voss a question.
Starting point is 01:38:08 Cara, what would you like Voss to answer if you had a question for him? So I'm sure you could guess what I asked. It is. Of course. It is. Well, buddy, please come out at co-host WATP. So Vinnie, I love Vinnie. He asks this question and listen to Rich Foss just deflect immediately. Not yet. I got another text message from somebody who wants to know, Rich, would you please tell Bonnie to co-host an episode of Who Are These Podcasts with Carl? Would you allow that? Would you be cool with that?
Starting point is 01:38:41 Did she ever do it? Wait, is that the one that went after me? What years ago? Yeah, they did the episode about your show But apparently there's very big Bonnie fans. They just did a segment about my show. Did they really? I don't know But some rapper came after me a rapper DROG
Starting point is 01:39:00 So he deflects immediately. Oh those the guys have made fun of me. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what else made fun of me was this rapper So he gets sidetracked on this thing. They're trying to find this song that he's talking about But God bless Vinnie and I sent him a note thanking him because he didn't let that happen He brought it back after he let the competition ramble a little bit He brought it back and made sure that boss answered the the question. Hey, so can Bonnie go and co-host? No, I want to find this right first. Okay. Where are these guys out of the ones that they just wanted to call in?
Starting point is 01:39:34 Just the phone call. Just the phone call. Okay, well, that's whatever she wants. Okay. I'm just wondering if you would be upset. You haven't been, but nobody knows these guys. Go on Twitter, see how many followers they have. So he says, body can do whatever he wants and Vinnie says,
Starting point is 01:39:49 but would you be upset, never answers that question. Oh, nope, never answer that question. Just goes, well, nobody knows who these guys are. Rich, this is true, you're much more famous than I am, but my podcast is, let's say, to buy way more people than your podcast is. Your podcast is audit, listenable. So just let body come on the show.
Starting point is 01:40:06 There has to be some, there has to be some direct line to body, right? Like you, I don't, I don't know. Why would you have to go through rich body? I mean, I know that he had him, but like, I don't know. I love that thing well anyway. I love that you're pointing this out. Every show I go on, I say, what are we want body to come on the show? I've never once reached out to her directly
Starting point is 01:40:27 I'm sure it's very easy just to reach out to her directly get a yes or no and move out my life instead I'm like talking to Jim Norton about it. I got Vinnie asking boss like what the fuck am I doing? All right, I have to do two things. Oh great. I have to get to the, well, shit, we got a whole other part here that we have to play. Like, God, I don't have a ton of time.
Starting point is 01:40:55 I know, all right, I'm gonna get you out of here. I mean, if you wanna bring what's her name, Vic back on for the voicemails, that's fine. Like, I don't care. It's doesn't matter I'm actually gonna have PJ come on PJ who writes all those brilliant songs that we play is gonna come on for the voicemail Okay, all right, but before we do that I just have to get through this very quickly. It's known as This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP to get people excited about it. And I for one, I'm very excited about it.
Starting point is 01:41:35 I actually listened to this entire podcast last night and it is going to be fun. I went to Nashville because I'm country at heart. I like dogs and dirt trails, infinite kind of things outdoors. And, hey, even that was super stellar. So picking your favorite song, yeah, it depends on your style, what you actually wear to work, usually works best if you actually need a pickup truck to drive to work. And if you actually use your jeans at work, consequently, Van Hal Hill and audience just like my solo audiences,
Starting point is 01:42:06 Harley's and Ferraris parked in the same parking lot. Hell's Angels and the judge you threw them in the bank standing right next to each other and their wives going stand up. I love this song.
Starting point is 01:42:16 We dance it. First thing that I said when I had in my big three car actions, I've only been in three big car accidents as a backseat participant. And there are two kinds of people after a parking accident where you park at 50 miles an hour. That's right. This is David Lee Roth. He has a podcast. Wow. That sounds like
Starting point is 01:42:39 some guy in Alabama doing a bad David Lee Roth impression. This is the Roth show podcast. And I have to tell you who suggested we do this and that would be Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show. He offered a number of suggestions on podcast that he'd like us to review. And they all sound perfect. But I thought we'd start with David Lee Roth. Crow is going to join us on the show next week. And we're going to break down what this lunatic has
Starting point is 01:43:06 to fucking ramble about. This guy tells seven stories at once. You've no idea what he's talking about or why he's talking about it. It's really amazing. Well, I listened to him a little bit when they went when Howard left here in Philadelphia, they put him on in that slot.
Starting point is 01:43:22 So I did amazing for a little while. It was terrible. It was amazing. So I did amazing for a little while it was terrible. It was amazing. He came on and did a show that you couldn't make his details of. And he thought that he was going to replace Howard Stern. Somebody thought that was going to work. I hope everyone was fired. I hope every single person was fired for that. So that's going to be fun. We're going to be back to talk about for that. So that's gonna be fun. We're gonna be back to talk about Davily Roth. Doug, thank you so much for coming on the show. I thought that both you and Doug from who's right, not out of the park, this couldn't have gone
Starting point is 01:43:55 better, excellent job today, throwing punches the entire time, which was awesome. People should check out. I was happy to do it. I was happy to do it. I know that I'm known as nice Doug, and I didn't want to be too mean, but that was a difficult show to you You are no longer nice dog now you are desperate. That's that's your pneumatic Great. I know that Doug said Anthony does not listen to the podcast But I do have to tell Anthony that I have a cold right now and on this show I have coughed at least 10 times and sneezed at least five and no one's heard it, Anthony. No one's heard it.
Starting point is 01:44:31 You can figure this out. I will tell you that I reviewed who's right years ago and Anthony was actually way worse. He's, I know it's unbelievable to hear that. He was coughing nonstop before, and I called him out and he went, oh, yeah, I guess I should get a cough button or something. Yeah, you should.
Starting point is 01:44:51 And maybe a sniff button and a retarded thought button and just buttons for every time you open your mouth. Oh my God, great. No, thank you so much. I appreciate coming on. I love every time I'm here. And it was a lot of fun today with Doug That was a lot of fun people should check out good times great movies where you guys break down all of the great movies from the 80s
Starting point is 01:45:13 Yeah, and I don't want to fuck my co-host come on guys. I think Right, so let's put that out of rocker saying that yeah All right, we're gonna be back with the voicemail segment. So I'm going to say, what do I usually say? It's something about Join us again next week because that might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts. And then I say something like, um, sleep well every pony.
Starting point is 01:45:37 Starting in the muskets of morning radio. And now to show these clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show is called my channel. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Hey, how's it going? It's going awesome. Are you doing PJ?
Starting point is 01:46:48 Pretty good. I just wanted to put it at the irony of you saying, Oh, he, he has these random people on from his Facebook group. And then you have thick on last week and yummy on this week. Well, it was also funny that we were talking earlier, the idea that you have to get listeners involved. You don't have to do that. I'm glad. Sometimes it's nice. PJ, I want to start out by playing your latest opus. You, you send in the greatest song parodies for the show. You have such a unique voice. I believe Pro's calls it the voice of a generation. And this is your latest offering.
Starting point is 01:47:16 Do you want to set this up and explain what your angle is on this song? Not really, no. Okay, well, this is Royce from the Stuttering John podcast. I believe that's the voice that you're taking out in the song, correct? Correct. All right, here we go. My good buddy Royce, the Erosi, how you doing Royce?
Starting point is 01:47:41 Yeah, I'm yelling. I think John's gonna sue Carl. He wants a piece of that Patreon money. Carl hurt his feelings. I track and sewing John besting the jokes weren't funny. And the thing would be better than producing shows for John's fat ass. Maybe I'll come up with something that'll help me escape for John's podcast. But anyway, how are you today, Royce? I'll let you know tomorrow. Great, Ben.
Starting point is 01:48:02 Well, yes, I'm yelling. John's gonna sue, Carl. I got a plan to get out of this mess. I'll get a job and an arcade. Well, I pretend I'm gonna run for Congress. Maybe that's going too far. The John really dumb enough to believe that. I'll get him a job as a distrake. That'll distract him. He's such a twat. I mean, you got the whole big thing going on with the arcade. And then you also had your candidacy. So you have a lot going on.
Starting point is 01:48:38 You see, John Melanda's got a problem. He's all fucked up in his retarded head. He thinks that he has talent. His only talent is being retarded at so my voice will even. I'd rather die than hear it. John's for sale again. Somebody's got to kill this show. So I quit the show and I hope it did. So but I'm gonna step back into the producer role because the campaign ramps up big in the new year. Yeah. And let me tell you something. Yeah. Stop yelling.
Starting point is 01:49:06 John's still gonna sue Carl. Unless Carl's mind not stay away. We all know that he isn't. The lawsuit should be arriving any day. And then I think Frank's going to come in and help with the other two shows. The brand, as they like to call it, is expanding. I wish I could forget podcasting.
Starting point is 01:49:25 We're starting in Johnny, so mentally challenged. They started to revolve to the point where I thought that I could run for public office and I, I had a feeling I should leave the show or I, I would end up killing myself. Killing myself, killing myself. Doing some more. I want to do more extensions of the music on the radio. So then starting next week, the Stuttering John podcast will go down to one show. Give us a little. Uh, brilliant PJ.
Starting point is 01:50:01 Yeah, you can tell the heart isn't there because every single time I write one of these songs, I just keep thinking about how I want to be writing about shame. It's not wanting to drive through Gary Indiana. That is your sweet spot. That is your sweet spot for sure. It's every song I hear now, I just hear Gary Indiana and the lyrics, that's all it is. I think you're reacting to the fact that you posted that in the sub-rata and you haven't gotten great reviews so far.
Starting point is 01:50:27 That's all right. I think that's why you're kind of like back it up from this one, but it was great. Thank you. I know that. Yeah, I'm not someone who likes people who discredit their work, but, uh, well, not my best work. That's okay. Yeah, well, you're involved in the wrong community if you don't want to get shit out
Starting point is 01:50:43 a little bit. Unfortunately, all right, let's hit these Voice mails real quick Stuttering John's cat Called into the show if you remember Stuttering John was talking about his cats and what a pain in the ass. They are Hey, car. This is whiskers. Stuttering John's cat and lawyer and I just want you to know I do shit in his clean laundry as much as I possibly can, as well as shit in his mouth
Starting point is 01:51:11 when he falls asleep on the couch. You never notice this because his muscle memory kicks in and he swallows it whole. Just wanna say I'm a big fan of the podcast and I'll keep shitin' on John as long as you do. Call me back, now. I do like, I do like the creativity that goes into some of these calls, because it's not even trying to do a cat voice. This is the part of the show I always get.
Starting point is 01:51:35 So, yeah, fair enough. Well, thanks for joining me on this, PJ. You know, this will be my first time getting through the Voice Mill segment. I listened partway through last week, but, you know, this will be my first time getting through the voice mail segment. I listened partway through last week, but you know, probably the worst voice mail segment of any show I've ever listened to. And I listened to the diction. So, all right, fair enough. Well, if you're following all of the various characters that have surfaced from the voice mail segment, then you know that Fran Drescher is a regular caller into the show,
Starting point is 01:52:06 along with a character known as Vic, and apparently Franny and Vic have a little rivalry going. Hey, Carl, it's Franny. Just a few things I wanna touch base with you. One, fuck, Vic, fuck, Vic. Why in the world would you wanna get with an eight yearyear-old little boy when you could get a nice healthy milk like me on the air?
Starting point is 01:52:31 Secondly, fuck that guy who was fake and son of my impression, Cassie was completely right that I was just pitching. It's not hard to do, but you know, fuck him anyways, and three fucks you that last episode was shit Call me back Friend rest or not making any fucking friends fuck you that last episode was amazing with E. Rock I think people who aren't as excited about open an Anthony as I am weren't as excited about it, but I Thought was that the real friend Dresher
Starting point is 01:53:02 I didn't hear anything about her being raped or getting cancer It's a good point. I don't I don't think that was her. I don't think that was her cuz friend Drescher only talks about cancer and rape Well, she did call out Vic and Vic came on the show last week I thought she did an awesome job. I'm the voicemail segment But she did get a little bit of shit from not only Fran D'Russia but I think others as well so Vic wanted to apologize. Hey Vic I will absolutely go fuck myself I'm sorry. Alright apology accepted Vic. I played band practice guy earlier and I don't know if this is band practice guy or not so he's gonna get mad at me if it's not but
Starting point is 01:53:46 here's another bad for a guy call. The next game practice. So the skin that Gals Tom Adams jokes is Paranem with the Paradeesium joke that he's trying to make. That's the skin between your balls and your assholes. So that was the joke. I'm gonna tell you. Call me back. All right, so that was when Todd Pettengill told a joke without the punchline, which is always a great way to tell jokes. And a few people wanted to fill that in for him. Which is nice. Tell me in what's the backstory of the band practice guy? I think that- Where did that come from?
Starting point is 01:54:22 I think that I used to talk about going to band practice and I have a Rochester accent, which has been pointed out a few times. So I think that this guy picked up on the fact that I say, be in practice! Ah, gotcha. Maybe exaggerate every time I- Every time I've been doing something that work
Starting point is 01:54:38 and I accidentally have to listen to the voicemail segment, I hear that and I'm like, I don't get why it's funny. Besides, you think it's funny. I never understood like if it was something get why it's funny. Besides, you think it's funny. I never understood like if it was a inside joke that I missed. I don't think it is funny. I'm pretty sure that's the joke. You know, Pete, you have to stop him. You have to voicemail psych, because if you're gonna shit all over the voicemail psych with all time. No, I don't blame you. I don't know why I knew it was listed in this part of the show. I'm with you. I'm 100%.
Starting point is 01:55:05 I used to never listen. I've slowly been listening because ever since I started listening to your show, I can now listen to less podcasts because there's so many bad podcasts that you just don't want to listen to anymore. And it's not even like funny bad like Shamus. Like Shamus is great because Shamus, he's just so bad. It's so entertaining, but now I used to listen to shows,
Starting point is 01:55:26 I can't listen anymore because of you. I'm in the same boat, I used to listen to shows like Adam Corolla that I can't listen to anymore because we made a lot of good points about how shitty it is. I'm like, oh yeah, what am I doing? I'm wasting my time. Yeah, so this is this voicemail segment part is what the podcast would be if I hadn't come up with a good format for who are these podcasts.
Starting point is 01:55:47 This is how shitty I was just right. Yeah, this is basically what who's right is. It's someone who has no business having a podcast podcast. All right, here is a bad news, everybody. Boomer guy is back. Ha ha ha! Ah, fuck! Hey, Merry Christmas! And, uh, I'm happy to do your carl. It's your boy Boomer Guy, aka,
Starting point is 01:56:12 a guy who calls me too much. Um, it doesn't call you're sure anymore. Anyway, I went to the busry restaurant and you're a D.E.S. Actually, pretty fucking hilarious. I started listening to that really shit show. And yeah, y'all really hit it on. So I think I had a love and a blow to pick with them
Starting point is 01:56:32 or something really, really hold it in on a third thing. All right, that goes on and on and on. Surprise, surprise, boomer guy's a fan of the Daily Show, go figure. Boomer guy calls back in and is not a fan of Vic for some reason. What the fuck is Vic? What the fuck is this shit?
Starting point is 01:56:51 You guys found a fucking woman on the show and like some female twin-solar and everybody's so fucking dirty to fuck her. What the fuck is this shit? God damn the show sucks. Okay, we have one female listener and everybody wants to fuck her. What the fuck is this shit? God damn the show sucks! Like, we have one female listener and everybody wants to fuck her. What's there to know? That's exactly the reaction I had. That's why I made that voicemail the other week. I'm like, who are all these horny boys listening to WATP that are calling in talking about Vic? It was like five or six voicemails the one week that I listened, just about Vic. And then I went back and listened to the voicemails.
Starting point is 01:57:26 I mean, I don't think Vic even really said anything controversial. It was just a bunch of guys calling him about Vic for no reason. Yeah. Besides, I guess they want to fuck her. Well, Dick has the Virgin contest that he's trying to help virgins get laid. Maybe we should take on a similar contest here if Vic was to get involved in that. She's up for anything. Let's do it. It sounds like a's up for anything. Let's do it. Sounds like a great idea. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:57:48 Does Franny call in again? I don't know if this is Frand Russia or someone just pretending to be Frand Russia. Hey Carl, it's Franny again. I wanted to apologize for my earlier voice now. What? When I just kind of spurred out and attacked everybody, but there really is something I need to address seriously. Victor told me that you were sending her good night tax, which, you know, I could maybe let slide, but she also said that you were sending her pictures of your butt all what the fuck caro I thought you were committed to cheating on your wife with me and now you're cheating on me with Vic that autistic fat You call me back immediately. You need to show some commitment to me, Carl.
Starting point is 01:58:48 I just want to say that sending pictures of my butthole to a girl doesn't mean I like her. That's just like something you do. Someone texts you and you're great. Just send a picture of your butthole. It's basic having it. Also, that was not a fran dresser once again. No mention of it. You're right. You're right, that's not Fran Drescher once again, no mention of it. You're right. You're right, that's how you know. Great. Now, all my voice spells next week are going to be
Starting point is 01:59:09 fucking Fran Drescher talking about can't do. Did you know what it was, right? Yes, I do know. You're going to have a waterfall of an avalanche of Fran Drescher who's all saying that they were right. You know who else doesn't like Vic? Is Joel from Norway? Hey, this is Joel from Norway.
Starting point is 01:59:27 This is a message for Vic. Moo, Moo, Moo. Wow! Joel from Norway thinks Vic is fat. For some reason, I don't know why that got out there. Yeah, I don't know why anyone would just accuse someone randomly of being 300 pounds in a fat c? I don't know why either. It's not like it's hilarious or anything. Again, I don't know why this is, but Vic is the hot topic in the voicemail segment. So here's more talk about Vic. the ball and you had Rick gone. You should add a finger rest of pussy. You fight it.
Starting point is 02:00:07 Go back. See, you don't understand, sir, is that's what I'll do the next time I have Rick gone. You can't, you can't have her play all over hits the first time. You know what I mean? You gotta wait a little while. Yeah, I don't know. I think that maybe she just have Vick on all the time for these because she really seems to get your voicemail colors riled up. I don't know if I'm gonna do the same.
Starting point is 02:00:30 I don't know if I'm gonna make the mess whoreny. I mean, it's working for me, PJ. If it means anything to you, if it makes you feel any better. It does, yeah. Thank you. Has anyone ever accused you of having rough elbows, PJ? I've never once thought about the skin of my elbows, so I'm going to say no. All right, well, you'd be shocked to know that people think that Vick has rough elbows.
Starting point is 02:00:52 Hey, Carl. You know who it is. To my surprise, I was so excited to hear Vick was on the voicemail section. It was so good, but listening to her, I came to realize there is no way in hell she has nice there. I think you might be right. So what does that mean? Is that something? I don't know what that means. Are you following it? Look at that puzzle. I mean, a second ago, I played Joel from Norway, who wasn't a fan of Vic. Vic is saying in the discord that Joel texted her. Now, of course, Vic's number is out there if you're a patron to the show. So is that really true, Vic, that Joel is a stalker?
Starting point is 02:02:01 Oh, she just texted a picture of her elbows. very smooth. Good job, Vic. Oh, well If anyone's following the log in the discord the show gets worse and worse throughout the voice Well, those are smooth elbows. That's a very smooth elbow. That's that's surprisingly smooth I told Joel I'd send him nudes if I get called fat three times. All right well, let's Make that happen then. You guys know who Nico is, the missing kid from the vantage podcast. The times I've listened to your voice smile, he's always the best. Oh, Nico's the best. So he called in. Hey, Carl, it's Nico again. I almost forgot.
Starting point is 02:02:41 Last time that I called, you played on the show, I I said I don't like how this went so I'm gonna call back I'm sorry to do that. I just I just didn't give enough of a shit So just wanted to let you know that oh and also I'm gonna rate friend pressure. I know it's a guy doing a voice on the podcast, but I want to rape him So, you know, let's set that up Yeah, I don't care if it's guy they're going to be raped I'm not a black ass, but I want to rape him. So, you know, let's set that up. Yeah, I don't care if it's a guy, they're going to be raped. I know that there's multiple people doing the voice.
Starting point is 02:03:12 I'll rape all of them if I have to. The, yeah. Well, he is the rapingist listener that we have, W-A-T-P, our buddy, Nico. He's such a good guy. Do you remember when we did TDAS, the daily show on the host's name our buddy, Nico. He's such a good guy. Do you remember when we did TDS, the Daily Show on, the host's name is Mike Enach? And I pronounced it Mike Enach,
Starting point is 02:03:33 cause I don't fucking know. These fucking people's days are. Well, fortunately, a white supremac called in to correct me. It's Mike Enach, you fucking retard. And if you're looking for a White Nationalist podcast that wasn't presented, that doesn't present themselves with a bunch of retards. Radical Agendas, probably up your alley, because he's actually prepared for his show last the time. Mike Enoch. Hey, just a pro tip. If you know a lot about white supremacist shows,
Starting point is 02:04:08 you might want to just keep that to yourself. I want to not call up and explain to people, which is your favorite white supremacist show. I like how now you're just like an advertising venue for people to show their white supremacist podcast. Holy shit. This next voicemail I have on here, PJ, I have a note to myself that says, this came in really quiet, fix it. And I just looking at that note now.
Starting point is 02:04:37 So I did not do that. So everybody listen, very carefully, I gotta fix this and post. Hey, Carl loves the vickers was listen Vicki on the pod Thank you guys got some great chemistry. I just wonder what all Jenny jingles thinks about this Way in place. We're dying to know yeah Jen from the jingles department. What do you think about this? We haven't we haven't seen you in a while on the show It's up with that I do want to point out that Vic and I did have an amazing chemistry together and the Vic and Carl show coming soon
Starting point is 02:05:14 I'm very excited about that. We're just gonna listen to voice mailers. We think that she has rough elbows We'll be the only thing we do out of that show Just gonna be a bunch of horny whtp listeners calling in. That's basically this show right now. That's basically what we're doing anyway. PJ will come in from time to time. Tell us how much we suck. It'll be great.
Starting point is 02:05:36 Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourself. Yeah, they think they're coming on. PJ, oh, great. Thanks. Really appreciate that. Okay. This is the last thing I want to play because this person makes a lot of good points I think it's important that we all pay attention
Starting point is 02:05:55 Holy fuck Carl Mariah Carey back in her hey day when she released that album rainbow. I was a little 12th or literally 12th or 13 year old boy at the time and that bitch was so fucking hot, I couldn't even sing a song in that album, but the picture she had of herself on the inside of that CD cover, oh boy, many of fapping nights that was, that was one sexy babe in in 1999 coming back. Totally agree. You forget because she's become so hideous and such an awful person that Mariah Carey was once extremely happy so fast. I think that's important for all of us to remember. You noticed that on a bunch of these podcasts like the official podcast
Starting point is 02:06:43 they do this all the time. They talk about what they used to masturbate to when they were like 12 13 years old Yeah, the actual podcast is absolutely normal They're obsessed with what people masturbate to on the official podcast Well, I guess I understand masturbating as an adult somewhat But it just seems weird to be like oh when I was, I used to really like to bust nuts to Mariah Care. It's not a, it's not a comfortable conversation to have. That's for sure. Well, I mean, everyone likes talking about it.
Starting point is 02:07:14 So maybe it, we're the weird ones, maybe we're the weird ones. So PJ, I want to use the bus nuts too when you used to, they asked me that I'm, I'm the official podcast and I had no answer for it then. I'm not a patron though so I didn't get a listen to it. Maybe I'll put it out on my guess what I should fuck it do I should put out my appearance on the official podcast on my Patreon. Do you think they'd be pissed about that? I don't think they care that much.
Starting point is 02:07:40 I don't think they'd even notice. All right. Well, thank you so much PJ for coming on the show and Actually having to sit through an entire voicemail segment. It's amazing. We appreciate all of your efforts and your songs are fantastic Please keep them coming you could write a thousand times about Gary Indiana, and I would never get sick of it. I Want to so badly, but I kind of feel bad for Shamist because I just feel bad for him.
Starting point is 02:08:10 He didn't do anything to deserve this besides be the most arrogant, cock sucker for absolutely no reason. He's done nothing with his life. And yet he insists on talking like he's the greatest guy around. But then I feel bad for him because no one likes him. At the only fancy has or people like me who just like listening to him because he's so bad that he's funny. I know listen to his show on purpose, even if I'm not doing it as research because I find it so fascinating.
Starting point is 02:08:36 He's amazing. He makes it so difficult. He makes it so difficult to find them. I was probably his most loyal listener. Then he gets rid of chewed gum and he switches it with real Choon. I could rant about it for like two minutes, which isn't very long because really not that big a deal, but it makes me so annoyed because it's so hard. It's like, oh, I finally have someone who wants to listen to my show. Let's just completely rebrand so it's even harder to find me, which I understand he doesn't like all the people just listening to make fun of him,
Starting point is 02:09:05 but no one's been listening to him seriously ever. It's almost as if he's an idiot. You might think. I do want to say that don't feel bad, PJ. He loves attention in any form that it comes in. He gets very excited about us talking about him. And he actually tries to improve based on our feedback. So we're doing good things.
Starting point is 02:09:26 Uh, what's the proof? Where's the proof? I need proof of that. I was listening to a show where he kept saying, you know, over and over again, he goes, and I know people make fun of me because I say, you know, a lot, like, good. He's paying attention. Well, he didn't wanted it out though. No, he doesn't know. He's not taking your advice. He just realizes that people have criticism of them and he's like, yep, good point about it, but now I know they exist. All right, well PJ, thanks for coming on the Vick segment and we'll see everybody next week. you

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