Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep188 - The Roth Show

Episode Date: January 12, 2020

Diamond David Lee Roth is putting out advertisements for his shows in Las Vegas. He calls these advertisements a podcast. For this reason, we are legally obligated to review it. Cros joins the show and we quickly learn about his complex feelings towards DLR. We also talk about Erock talking about Opie, Opie talking about Jim Norton, Jim talking about Opie, Opie talking about Howard Stern, Howard talking about Imus... don't ask. Stuttering John continues to find new ways to fail, PJ sings about a city in Indiana, Cros sings about PJ, Australia's on fire and the Bills lost. Not gonna lie, there's a lot going on. Support the show and get bonus episodes - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Here's what I have for ya. The point of the show is this Boomer guy named Carl sits down with a podcast and he takes about like a dozen mildly embarrassing clips of a show and then he plays them out of context and then he plays a bunch of family guy soundboard clips at the end of it Yeah, it sounds like great humor great content creation W a TP W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P!

Hello, back slappers and couseros. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show made specifically for my friend, Drew Lane, with me this week, Fan Favorite Crows! Hello! Welcome back to the show, Crows. Thanks for having me. Please go to WhoAreThese.com, we're gonna get our email address, voice mail number, link to our subreddit, link to our discord server, link to our merchandise,

and of course, that link to our Patreon, goes, we gotta record another bonus episode this month. Yeah. Are you in for that? Oh, yeah, come here. Cause I gotta tell you what happened to me this week. I'm looking at last night, all the things that I wanna talk about on the show today,

and I realized that there's way too much. I can't put it all into one show, but some of it's time sensitive. Yeah. So I think I have to talk about it. And then I realize, okay, we gotta just do a bonus show. Yeah. Because there's just too much shit.

So maybe I'll get Andy and you, and the three of us can come on and talk about, I have all these things that people are telling me I got to talk about with our friend Shamus. We got to get caught up there. So we'll we'll do a bonus real soon. We also encourage our listeners to go to five star review on iTunes and then shit all over in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a podcast called the Roth show.

This was a suggestion from Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show. So this was a suggestion from Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show. Krojan and I both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it. We had each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The Roth Show is a podcast hosted by a man named David Leroth. Mm-hmm. Familiar with this person?

Oh, am I ever. You know about David Leroth? I want to know what is the clip that you have that sums up the show for you. Number one. Okay, the only one who has the imminent distinction this time in Las Vegas Baby is me because I'm opening on Elvis's birthday. Let's let the poetry of that St. Ian. Wow, guitar. damage lives on the road to ruin. This road leads to Vegas Baby. It's gonna be a party and it's your turn, darling. It couldn't happen, but it did. It's 40 minutes of that. It's 40 minutes. 40 fucking minutes of that.

There's no difference. You can pop it. You put the needle down on the record anywhere. Yep. And that's what it will sound like. Yep. I didn't realize how tinny and garbagey it sounded. That's unpleasant to my ears. Yeah, that's all. Not only what he's saying, but also how he's saying it. Yeah, and then it's interrupted every four minutes with bumpers like that and they're infinite. They just go on and on. They're completely nonsensical. It's what this whole podcast is just promoting

the shows he's doing in Las Vegas. And I went back and listened to some episodes before the latest episode. And it's all just talking about, I'm gonna be in Las Vegas. I'm gonna be playing these shows. It's interesting because he's not doing a residency but he kind of is, he's at the house of Blues

for a week or two, I think. And it turns out it's a start of a tour and I can't wait to talk about that. But let's talk about the podcast first. Let's get into the podcast. His favorite topic on the David Lee Roth show is how great David Lee Roth is. Oh.

Woo! Try my number four. You got it, buddy. I hope you look at Distracted by David Lee Roth Roth, because there's gonna be a bunch of them going out throughout this show. And you can stop lying because I led an entire generational prison break right out the door and their and their sons and daughters

If you don't know me your dad and your mom and your step mom and your other dad do so stop lie it this guy was Famous for five years back in the fucking 70s I want to point something out of the two of us. I'm the bigger David Leroth fan. I would say the only Crozier is not a fan of David Leroth. You can't say he was only fierce for five years of the 70s. What are their years? He had a whole career in the 80s. He got kicked the fuck out of Van Hailey and then started a solo project where he had one you where he had one hit That was a beach voice cover California girls. Yeah, what about I ain't got nobody that's also a cover What about this must be just like living in paradise?

I've never heard that one yes you have let's talk about how this guy oversells himself Oh boy, so he's talking about his Vegas show mm-hmm and I he's selling it really hard Like this is gonna be the greatest thing you've ever seen And I've seen David Lee Roth with Van Halen. I enjoy David Lee Roth, but come the fuck out. Everybody looks forward to do the residency because then you can fine tune the show. Then you can fine tune the sound. Then you can fine tune the visual.

I'm bringing more than one at everything. I'm going to redo it the way we did it with the wall. I want to hear the way they do it when they bring the orchestra for Star Wars. So, what he's saying is his show is gonna sound as good as an orchestra laying down a movie score. Oh yeah. And be as visually appealing as Pink Floyd's The Wall. Oh, perfect.

I mean, I don't know. You might be setting the expectations a little bit fucking high there, DLR. Yeah. There's a really good chance it doesn't live up to those expectations. The wall was performing what four cities it lost them millions of dollars because of the fucking work they put into that shit. Yeah.

This guy's just like, I'll probably just recreate that. Plus it'll be like, Symphony plus, like, all right. Yeah. You'll probably just be a lounge act, which is what you've become. Let's talk about what this really is. Yeah, I mean, if you wanna keep going about his ego, my number five is beautiful. And I became a millionaire rock star and those kids threw their hands up and laughed at

no idea who I was, but they knew that job description. Mm-hmm. And I paid for burgers that night. That's in my voice. And I know that it sounds like this is out of context, but I promise you, if I gave you the five minutes before and the five minutes afterwards, it still would be out of context. So what do you say that I put in my notes over here? A lot of times we take things out of context.

There is no context. Oh my God. There is zero context. So whenever you hear him utter whatever nonsense he's uttering, that's how it comes out in the show. Yeah. And I have examples of him cracking himself up. Yeah.

With jokes that I can't make Hunter Tales up. Here's one example of that. Why are dogs so much more popular than Kitty Cats? Both are available in Las Vegas. Oh, that sounded so wrong. And so is that kind of humor. What kind of humor? What you're talking about?

Both Kitty Cats and Dogs are available in Las Vegas. Whoa, don't go there, what? He tells a great story, this is my number 14. He goes as a kid to buy a record that's called, um, um, um. Ah, yes, I listen to this too. That was my first collision, cultural collision. Do you have, um, um, um um um um and she said yes

I do do do and took me I'm not kidding That story happened when he was 12 yes, he's a 70 year old man still cracking up All right, so this is another example of cracking himself up and I just can't figure out why. Sort of like if somebody said to you, okay, I'm going to say the pledge allegiance as fast as I can and I want you to memorize as much of it as you possibly can. Ready? Pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. It's like taking a math test. 12 plus three, nine plus 12, 12 plus 18 equals. There are folks like Bill Gates who can do that.

Bill Gates, yeah. Two and a lot of folks who can do that. Sub 22 digit numbers. Good fucking Lord. You don't have to have started windows in office to know how to add up 12 and 3. Yeah, I mean it's like when you go back and you listen to records of George Carlin and his prime. It's mostly mostly math problem jokes.

I would basically think is that you do not like that sound now. I was actually thinking it's more like Gallagher. Why is cool not rhyme with boom. There's a wool one too. There's no one one. He actually tells it halfway. Decent Joe, I'm going to say my number 15. All right. And instead of shaffer, I had Edgar Winter.

Edgar is an albino. He is, he's completely white, white skin, white hair, etc. And I walked up to him today, what would be considered very insensitive. I walked up to Edgar and I said to him, Edgar, lighten up. And they fired me for that. That's not a joke. Yeah, I'm with you. Agreed. Also, we understand he's light skinned, but no one's going to fire you for saying light not to stop on me. I get renderers never heard of Nobino joke before, I'm sure.

I want to point out the fact that at this stage in his career, Daablity Roth is ready to go to be a Wojohn Jack presidency in Las Vegas, which by the way is the end of your career, by definition. Yeah. But he explains that he's totally prepared for this. I didn't have to buy anything. I already owned the wardrobe. I am Vegas.

I include rock and roll. I include country. I include pretty much anything y'all dancing to. This is what he's been gearing up his entire career for, to be relevant enough to play in Vegas six nights a week. His, like, literally his only topic is, this is how great I am. Now, I don't know if you knew this, Carl, but David Lee Roth who does not play an instrument, his solos are the Beatles number six

My solos are like the Beatles you can hum along with them and when it came to a drift and Eddie couldn't figure out away That's my expertise so I'm the expert who taught Eddie van Halen how to play guitar solo like the Beatles Holy shit. Yeah, that makes perfect. Yeah, didn't he take credit for the guitar so on running with the devil? Yeah, oh, he there's not that he won't take credit for He's the guy that taught Michael Anthony to go It's fucking amazing. He's like Michael. What have you tried this? Don't hit different. No, yeah Just that one no and do that for three and a half minutes no change no fratts fratts are for losers Oh fuck, but his music. This is number seven, his music is a, yeah, just playing out of fun care.

And playing this kind of music is a super special, it's like artisanal, small blend of scotch. The guy that came up with the fucking amazing lyric, I'm hot for teacher, is like a fine artisanal faggot. is like a fine artisanal f**k AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH small children stop crying young house pets inexplicably obey your every command Women feel desirable and all men see me as a brother. He's serious. Oh, yes. He's dead serious about that This is who Davily Roth is and by the way, I want to point out. I'm not gonna let that slide by you said he doesn't play guitar Are you familiar with the song ice cream man off of Van Halen one? I am certainly not Yes, you are how dare you I think I you Ice Cream Man off of Van Halen one? I am certainly not.

Yes you are, how dare you! I think I used to play a dub all of a sudden. Van Halen never heard of him, what are you talking about? Oh I heard lots of them, that's why I fucking hate him. He played the acoustic guitar part on Ice Cream Man. Now I understand it's a one for a five progression, might as well see that impressive. He also had a tune to an open tuning.

But still, he played the guitar part. He's like the guy that plays with his feet. Well, it's an open-e. He just If he had armed you would suck it Well, you I know you're gonna come out here a bash veteran. Why can't I bash homeless people without arms? All right, this is the other thing that he talks about was being prepared to play in Vegas. And he's very excited about the fact that he is ready to go for this residency. Many of my fellow artists went out and bought some new shoes. I already own this shoes.

I spent $14,000 on a bass drum microphone. Ha ha ha ha ha. David, you got ripped off by Fred. You spent $14, dollars on a microphone? That's not a good purchase decision. Well, I know when Carl's playing me a track, he's like, hey, check out this new band. My first question is always,

well, how much do they spend on the bass drum mic? Well, we're talking about the house of blues. They have a bass mic. It's a venue. You don't need to purchase one. You think they got an SM57 set for them? I think they're ready to go with that. Yeah. Yeah There's just not that much new ones to his music I think that was the point you were trying to make her

This is not an artisanal batch scots that we're talking about. Yeah, you've done a lot of new ones Every single song it's about the same beats per minute. It's about 90 to 120 Yeah, and they're fun songs. Don't get me wrong. I had joy up. But let's not pretend that he's reinventing anything here. Yeah. Wait, a rock and roll song about getting laid?

Whoa. That's new territory. He does opine that he invented the style of rock and roll that became popular in the late 70s and 80s. I actually blame Van Halen for most of the bullshit from the 80s. And he also says that when people say party like a rock star, they're referring to David Lyraff.

Of course they are. Of course they are. And I also want to point out the fact that he's so excited to be a lounge singer. Now, I don't know how you feel about lounge singers in Las Vegas. I don't think there's necessarily great singers. I could be wrong about that.

Yeah, that's hard to say. Well, D. L. R. is not even good enough to be a bad loud singer as he proved in this clip. If they say you need five songs to play Las Vegas, it says that in the Bible, or we think somewhere important. Tom Jones is my favorite example of that. What's new, plus a cat?

Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa Tom What's your favorite Tom Jones on? It's not unusual. Okay, there you go. We got D'Lilah My my my my D'Lilah And then she's a lady Jesus fucking Christ dude and this ain't saying much, Tom Jones could sing circles around. Well, I think it's funny that, David Roth, I listened to his one podcast last week, and it was just him talking the whole time.

And you're like, well, it's David Roth, wouldn't he sing? I'd rather hear him talk than sing. Well, you know what's funny? You say that in my number 13, he actually addresses that. My mom told me, Dave, I like you better in between the songs. You say that way number 13. He actually addresses that my mom told me Dave I like you better in between the socks. I said is that because of the stories She said no, it's because you're not singing. I'm with you there mom Now who is actually funnier than him? It's a mom ever podcast than we can listen to I would listen to that actually

David Leeroth answers the question my number 11, who is my music for? All of my best music is best understood by animals, small children, and people from out of state. I'm not sure what that's a good thing, but it is a thing. All right. That clears it up. It's just utter nonsense. Yeah, how do you discuss your audience?

Kids and dogs mostly. He talks about what makes a good intimate show. This is my number 12. How big is too big when you're coming to see an artist, especially one like myself. If you can see eyebrows, it's the perfect size. Think about what was the last time you went to a Kenny Chesney show and saw anybody's eyebrows for less than $500 a ticket. Not. Does he even eyebrow fetishes? Is that what he's talking about? He was talking about the distribution cats and dogs in an episode where he said the reason why dogs

are better is because they have eyebrows. Oh my god. Does he know about OP's fish joke? I feel like if him and OP got together, he just talked to eyebrows. You have a 45 minute podcast. That'd be great. With a lot of wolves of it.

Now, sorry, I'm on a tear here. Please. He talks about how, this is my number 16, how getting ready for New Year's Eve is better than New Year's Eve itself, which I could almost get with him for a second until he brings his dog up. It's the journey, man. It's not the destination. The preparation for New Year's is always better than the New Year's party. Hello. You start out about six hours early. you put some green algrino on the radio, maybe it's a little zeppelin, you're gonna feed the dog, the dog barks. You say, the dog must be barking because he wants me to smoke a cigarette, which I never

do, but it's New Year's. All right. That actually sums up the show for me right there. And that goes on. That goes on and on. Here's my question, because that type of fluid, whatever he's doing with his sentence structure that goes out and on forever. Did he write this all down? Is he reading it? Is my question? I have a feeling if you

delivered an Amazon package to his front porch, he would come out and give you most of the same speech. I mean, this is just what this is how he talks. You think this is just how he talks. It's, this is the jukebox playing in his head, is all these fucking stories. So I have an example of what I call just other nonsense and giggling. And I can't, I honestly can't tell if he has written this down and he's reading it, or if this is just some type of performance art

that only he can do. Yeah. Fucking 300 pound union guys. Meeting potatoes union guys with a, literally with a cigar stub and a newsboy cap. Oh, and she went, and she went, and go from one man to the other and She's going cross. I can't know right I'm making funny. She was actually very grateful. Jesus fucking Christ How many I'm not thinking this on the context. I don't know. I didn't know that was about yeah, I know idea How many listeners can he possibly ask? Well, that's what's funny about this because the podcast is a sham

Yeah, it's not really a podcast Mm-hmm. It's just an extended promo for his tour and specifically his shows in Vegas. Yeah. In fact, the one episode starts off with a 30-second radio commercial. 5 in concert. Performing songs from his entire career. At House of Blues, Las Vegas. To 9 exclusive select dates in January and March 2020. You'd take its Saturdays, September 14th, at 10am Pacific, and ticketmaster.com. David Lee Roth, Rocks Vegas.

His whole career, he's gonna be playing songs from 1978 and 1979. Now that you've pointed that out, it's probably they played four songs and two of them were covers. Yeah, he's been playing a homie's song, that someone else wrote and sang before him. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Woo! Can I throw you a pair of clips that proves that he is a fucking moron? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha more on. So here's number 17. He talks about some of his fine artistry. What does it mean run with the devil? What does it mean when I say jump? These are all verbs, man. Why are they all verbs? And when we say dance, how long

all night? Okay, so we're still talking about songs from the 70s. Number 18. Jupus of the 1984 album. That's for release. The 1984. Okay, it's very far songs from the 70s. Number 18. Joupe is off the 1984 album. That's for at least a 1984. Okay. It's very far away from the 70s. I want to say that. That's about four years. Which one do you have? Number 18. Well, I'll think of one. For example, who is great, but is exactly the same from the time we discovered him right up to this very minute. And that's Neil Young. Neil is like a sea anemone. A sea anemone looks exactly the same when it's born as when it passes away 20 years later. Now just so we're straight. Okay. David Lee Roth who's still talking about the bullshit

fucking rhyming came up with in 1979 says that Neil Young who recorded Recruid's Missiles in Edge, who recorded Crazy Horse, who recorded with Bookereen the MGs, who's done big band music, who is a pioneer of electronic music, who is famous for his country and acoustic music. He never changes. Neil Young's the same the whole time, the guy who's been putting out albums every fucking year for more than 50 years, across all different genres, who did rockabilly music and got sued for it because it wasn't close enough to Neil Young. Neil Young never changes But I, David Lee Roth, who had been singing the same fucking bullshit retarded music for retarded people No offense call to break up your rage. I had the perfect drop for that. I love it when somebody says something that

defames one of your musical heroes. Nothing gets you more fired up than that. Even even if you hate Neil Young. Yeah, you have to fuck the guy has done more genres of music than David Lee Robb. It's not a good comparison. It's not a good comparison. Dealer Roth does not reinvent it himself. At any point in his career. Let's just say I'm interpreting that wrong and he's saying that Neil Young looks the same. Dude, if you look at Neil Young in the 90s, he looks like Neil Young.

He's looking at him in the 70s. When you look at David Lee Roth in the 90s, he looks like a fucking moron. When you look at him in the 70s. He looks like a fucking moron in Spandex. You can look at, and we'll get to this in a second. You can watch some of these Vegas show that he talked about, and he looks like a fucking moron.

He looks like a sick read and roy to after the lion attack. So I wanna point something out because there's probably a lot of younger listeners who don't know who the fuck David Rath is, why anyone would care. Yeah, you're lucky. I went on his website, because I wanted to see how,

when's he playing in Vegas? He's at right now in the middle of a tour. He's gonna be in Buffalo actually in a few weeks. Can't wait to miss that. He's playing nothing but arenas. He's playing the staple son of you. He's playing Key Bank. He is an arena act to this day, Crush.

There's a good reason for that, Crush. Yeah, it's because people love Van Halen. And I'm, can I show you why? Yeah. Now, and I'm sorry if I'm jumping ahead, I'm sorry if I'm, I'm sorry. I've heard it to move out as quickly as possible. Okay, good. I got two clips for you. Now, this is cell phone footage. So the audio is not fantastic, but I did the best I could. Okay. Now, I'm going to play you two clips. This is now, as you mentioned, this whole podcast is just a,

as a commercial for the shows in Vegas. Correct. What I'm about to play you when I'm not fucking around, this is actually, David Lee Roth, actually in Vegas. This is from the 8th, which is just a couple days ago now. Yep. Number 19 is the Van Halen's shit, I mean song, Unchained. Number 19. I'm gonna dance for my Meshup This is my Chit-Chu-Fight Baby, you're not feeling enough to help This is time to fly Back up to the door, make up the entry I'll switch you far I'm so sorry, why am I here? You are playing so far, J.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A One of my blue-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up Now, this is the arena. This is who everybody's going to see. Number 20, this is his cover of the Great King song.

You really got me. I just want to point out that the mix is a little off on this. No, no, look, this is cell phone. This is cell phone footage. I'm totally admitting. I'm saying this. The sound quality sucks, but listen to the vocal. The vocals are hot, the vocals are hot.

And they're so out of key and so out of time. In number 20, you'll hear him completely miss the timing, phrasing, and key of every fucking lyric he sings. Good to see you all, y'all. It's the King's birthday tonight. It's Elvis's birthday. And what I would not have met the poetry be lost on that girl.

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And bring yourself home and play fucking how out of key he is, dude. Crush, I don't know if you know this, Bobby, but I enjoy a trade record too. This sounds wildly entertaining to me. I can sing these songs better than him. I can't sing with shit. The- the dog that told him to go smoke a cigarette can sing the songs better than you. Oh God! Oh my god. Fuck you baby.

That's amazing. This whole thing was a promotion for this show that he says we're gonna be dialed in. We got the band together. We're gonna be putting together this amazing show. It's gonna be the wall time seven. He said that his band rehearsed for eight months for that. Well the band sounds great bands Fucking nailing it. I don't think he's showing up to those rehearsals. Yeah, no shit Take a fucking voice lesson you as and that's me saying that you guys can fucking hear my voice Jesus Christ All right, what else you want to talk about with David Lee? Not a goddamn thing. You're good. Yeah, all right. There's one thing I want to talk about with David Lee Roth? Not a goddamn thing. You're good.

Yeah. All right. There's one thing I want to talk about because David Lee Roth took over for Howard Stern on the radio. Yeah, and the East Coast. Well, yeah. Yeah, and a lot of markets, not every market, but in a lot of markets. I think in our market it was Rovers Morning Glory. Oh, we won that.

And then Adam Corolla took over a bunch of markets on the West Coast. And I was saying last week, I hope someone was fired. What the fuck are they thinking? Yeah. This is crazy. So I got to know from this guy, Kevin Krutz, who explained this to me. He had a job down at WJFK, which is one of the shows where... assassination radio.

Yeah, Diamond Dave took over for Howard Stern. And he's, so he has a little bit of behind the scenes information here. Apparently the strategy was this, if you're gonna replace Howard Stern, that's never gonna work. You're not, no one is going to respond well to, all right, you've been listening to Howard Stern

for 20 years, now listen to this thing every morning. Yeah. You're gonna have people say, fuck you, I don't like this new thing. David E. Roth was brought in specifically because the guy has this crazy ego. He thinks that he's like, never done radio before, but now I'll just have a radio show

as it'd be as big as Howard. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So they got a guy to step in, he's got a name, he's got an ego, hey, come on in, have a seat, you're gonna do a radio show, the other one's gonna love. And this fucking idiot was like, of course I am. That's exactly what's gonna happen.

But they were smart enough to know that if they had this little segue, this bridge to OPEN Anthony, they can get people going, oh, thank God, this isn't David Lee Roth instead of fuck, this isn't Howard Stern. Okay, so Kevin reached out to Erock to see if there's any truth to that. And Eric Nagle just responded that the very first quarter, the book that came out

that showed that DLR's ratings had tanked the station. Yeah, there was a phone call in to open Anthony. So I believe that they had it planned all along that they said Let's bring in a guy just to fuck everything up because it's gonna get fucked up We're losing Howard to the saddle. Yeah, and then we can try to bring it back after that That makes a lot more sense to me than somebody thought DL I was gonna take over for Howard Stern. Yeah, okay You gonna go along with that I could go with that I mean, but I bet he got 20 million dollars a three-year contract in a hole I was gonna take over for Howard Stern. Ah, yeah, okay. You gonna go along with that? I can go with that.

I mean, but I bet he got $20 million in a three-year contract and a whole, I bet that was a very expensive transition. Well, back then, radio stations had money. Radio companies had no- For the syndicated guys, yeah. Correct. So, kinda makes sense.

I've been talking a lot about Drew and Mike, this show out of Detroit. Yeah. Because, Crosion, they talk about the BHTP every single day. Oh, they're handsome, wonderful DJs. They're the, well, Mike is no longer with us, Bob. Drew is an amazing person and his sidekicks over there. We love them all.

And I just want to play a quick shout out that they had for us this past week. I want to thank WATP ATP who are these podcasts for plugging our show. Wow. And also using my idea to go through the David Lee Roth podcast. Oh, really? They are. They're doing it this week. And he's offered me a chance to be on his show.

And I want to have Carl on too, but I, because people seem to be bingeing the show, I'd kind of like wait till, yeah, wait a little while for people to hear an episode or two, because more people seem to be trying it out. And I know they have reviews from our people. They mention our show and they're in the heading or within the review. This is true. We are getting a lot of positive reviews lately.

Five stars plus a compliment. That's weird. It's weird. It sticks out like a sore thumb. That's why I noticed. Yeah. But I do want to say thank you Detroit. We love you. It's weird. It sticks out like a sore thumb. That's why I noticed. Yeah. But I do want to say thank you Detroit.

We love you. We love the Detroit listeners who are coming over and discovering who are these podcasts. Yeah. This is a big WATP circle jar now. It really is. So thank you to Drew and Mike. Those guys are great. Can't wait to get on their show.

And hopefully we have Drew on this show. One of the things that came about of this newfound friendship that we had is this interview I did with the podcast business journal. Yeah, what? I talked about it last week. It came out this past Monday. This was print or?

No, this is a podcast that I did. Oh, there's an article on their site, but it's an actual podcast. Okay, gotcha. Like 28 minutes, not fun or funny, but it's just an interview. It's for people who are trending into podcast and questions about

what kind of equipment do you use, which I'm like, oh, let me tell you that. You got a pad, do you want to write this one down? How do you get your sound quality so good? What's just like that? What's just about how do you find an audience where the right thing to do with podcasting? Things that happen to have an opinion about.

Yeah, anyways, what part bench did you find your co-host? The guy who didn't have the needle hanging out of his arm, I thought he might be good enough shape to come out of here. So this guy Ed Ryan, who is the editor over there, he was really cool, had me on, promoted it. He got an email from someone that I want to read to you. Oh boy. He sent this to me with the subject line, you're going to get a kick out of this email.

And to say I'm disappointed, who are these podcasts being in your spotlight would be a gross understatement. We are a medium trying to differentiate themselves from radio and there are close to one million shows you could have selected. Yet, you highlight one that, by the creator's own admission, is a rip off of an open Anthony radio bit. It's not creative, original, or uniquely funny. Check.

In addition, you also allow your guests to explain how trouble he was by one of his victims attempting to threaten his employment. Neither of you seem to care that a podcaster who might be earning a living, early hoping for that, could potentially be financially named in this cheap attempt at entertainment. Who? Financially harmed, I should say.

Yeah, there you go. That would make more sense. Yeah. You're a better person than this, and you are a better friend of podcasting than this. Your willingness to not publish his last name isn't a reporter's professional courtesy, but instead you are protecting a bully Who is copying a tired radio bit and passing it off as entertainment?

I highly suggest this is the best part. Yeah, all right. So you see where this person's at. Yeah, this is the part that always kills me I highly suggest that you reconsider keeping the story available to read on your website and I hope the other PBJ Spotlight showcases more talented, creative, and exciting members of this community who are working to raise the bar instead of lowering it to bottom-run played-out radio bits. Oh that's great. And this is from anonymous as I don't need Carl looking at any of my shows. Ah yeah I was gonna say which podcast does he do that you reviewed? Well, this was my response back to Ad.

I said, I don't know who this is, but I bet they host a show that reads Wikipedia articles about true crimes. Yeah, well. That'll be my guess. They're original fucking show. Well drinking bot twine. Yes.

Now, by this person's logic, any negative review, whether it's a film review, a music review, or whatever, is an attack against the right to make a living by fucking Taylor Swift, whatever, you know what I mean? Correct. Fucking retarded. Well, plus, I love the idea that you're trying to harm this person's livelihood. You should take that down, like wait, what?

Why is it always this, you gotta take it down, this person shouldn't have a voice. Yes. Do you realize what you're doing person shouldn't have a voice. Yeah. Do you realize what you're doing? You've been stolen, you fucking idiot. You've been canceled, Carl. Yeah, right. What the fuck is wrong with you? I love that he is pointing out your podcast socks

because you point out that other podcast socks. Correct, all right, yeah, thanks. I get that a lot. You know what, I might as well switch to this real quick because it kind of fits into that whole narrative. We did a show and I did a show called Sleepy Cabin Back about a year ago, maybe. Yeah, that's an only it's an only. I don't remember it really well I believe it was a bunch of creators from new grounds

Like five of them get together and talk over each other. Oh beautiful about nonsense Yeah, it's great. It was really hard to follow. If I remember that right, something like that. So this guy, Nile Criburger Murray from Sleepy Cabin, was on a show called The First Podcast with Lars and Joe. And I want to thank Chris Crestov for sending this over to us so we could check it out. So he has this guy on his interviewing him.

Okay. And he says, about 20 minutes in, by the way, you were on Who Are These Podcasts. Did you ever hear that? And when I love about this, when he introduces it, there's a subliminal clip in here from the first podcast. Okay, so now you guys were quote unquote,

reviewed on Who are these podcasts? By the week, Carl, if you're listening, feel free to review us. I'll even send you the worst episodes so you don't have to make my ins out of my hills like always. Love you. And I'm curious if I- Oh my god. Are you aware of that? Dude, I forgot about that.

Alright, so this guy seems to be a fan maybe. They want us to review their show. Yeah. They had to pop that in post to give a little, some little message to me. To much to the fucking chagrin of every other listener that they have, right? I would imagine because after this,

they spend the next 10 minutes talking about how shitty the show is and what assholes we are. So it kind of, you know, deflates that balloon when you start off with, by the way, we'd love for you to view our show. We shitty the show is and what assholes we are. So it kind of, you know, deflates that balloon when you start up with, by the way, we'd love for you to give you our show. We love the show. It's great. So this is, and I love this type of analysis.

Okay. Because here's a guy that we made fun of for being shitty at podcast. You know, I think he's probably a very talented creator of the new grounds guys, great animator is very talented. Yeah. Oftentimes very funny. The podcast was garbage, but this is always the critique back to us.

Well, one of them, one of two that will get to both of them. I was just really sad because these guys are like in their like 40s or like 50s or and they're just kind of trying to talk shit, but like, it's something I did when I was like, you know, like 16 or 17, kind of watching cringe videos and you kind of pull apart every little kind of thing. And you're like, oh, my God. Okay, so it's sad because we're in our 40s or 50s. Yeah.

Right. I think we can all understand that once you reach a certain age, you're no longer allowed to do things on the internet. Yeah, I haven't forbid you critique entertainment. Yeah. Correct. So I don't know what the age cutoff is, but if somebody can just let me know

when I should have stopped playing in bands, when I should stop doing a podcast, when I should just become someone who stays at home and yells at clouds. Yeah. Let me know when that's supposed to happen. All right, so then the other thing, of course, that everyone always critiques a sign,

I'm sure you can predict this, is we don't have a show. Yeah, you just make fun of other people. We don't create any content, we're not content creators. Like they don't have a show of their own, they don't have like, they don't do anything, they just talk shit about better podcasts. That's what you're saying. It's really bottom of the barrel shit. I know I'm being kind of mean here. In a while.

Yeah. You're not being that mean. Well, congratulations, Colin, having like 180 something kind of mean here. In a while. Yeah. You're not being that mean. Well, congratulations, Colin, having like 180 something episodes of Not Avenue Show. Oh, well, that's what's funny about this. So I always love that take where these guys, they're not even creators. They're just talking about shows

that are better than their show. I can count on one head. How many shows have reviewed that are better than our show? A big one. Yeah. We must do a lot of shitty podcasts. I'm not saying there aren't a lot more shows better than our show.

There are. We haven't reviewed many of them. Yeah, because it would be embarrassing. Yeah, what fun is that. But to the point that you just made, because obviously we have no format, we're not funny, the show must be dying. Yeah, it was just like the fact that the clips they took,

it was just not fair the way they did it. Yeah, it was just, I just don't think it was a good show. Are they still going to this day? You know? Yeah, so going going strong Well going strong and they're going they're going they're going. I don't know what strong. They're going to their last leg Yeah, well, I'm basically their fucking diabetes. They sound like just like 60 year old just sad Wilfred Brindley Yeah, exactly. That's going to be quick. We were in our 40s and our 50s and our 60s.

We aged 20 years in two clips. That's right. Good, I like that. We're on our last lag. We're barely holding on. Much like Primus. We're on our way. Right, we want to listen to W-H-D-P.

There's only a couple of weeks left. Because that's things get all-ed. We're in our 60s. We're just holding up my thread here. Yeah. And then the other thing that guy says there, because the guy who we reviewed goes on to say, yeah, so I went and checked out a bunch of their episodes.

Like, oh, if we suck that bad. Yeah. Then why were you intrigued? Because I've listened to, I don't know, 200 podcasts, where I've heard a little bit of it, and never wanted to spend any more time with those hosts. Yeah. With that format.

Like I'm usually immediately turned off by everything I hear. This guy hears me making fun of him specifically. It says, what else do they do? Yeah. And then he goes, oh, they suck. And one of the reason why we suck, Kroge. And this is weird because it's often been said that I only talk with a smile on my face, but Apparently, that's not the case with our listeners.

Some people do feed off that like negative negativity. They just love it. It's just like Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they're all bitter about their own shit going on and stuff, but like I don't think they ever say anything good I was gonna say I was gonna say It sounds like a very toxic environment and I feel like a lot of people might claim to that. People who are toxic themselves and maybe there's like fucking annoying and nobody likes them in real life. So they listen to the show and they're like,

if I hung out with this guy, he'd like me. I just wanna ask the discord, is everyone here a toxic individual with no friends? And that's why you listen to the show. It could be true, I honestly don't know. Yeah, it's very possible. It's likely true. Vixie was popular, but the, oh my God.

When you start throwing it on the toxic words. I know. They've just started to see where these people are coming from. I don't like that type of negativity. When they say that that podcast isn't very good, I mean, can't you find something nice about it and just focus on that? Fuckin' idiots.

All right, Kroge, we gotta get into, I don't know, what do you want? Do you want to do Suttering John? Let's do Suttering John. Cause you and I both listen to the Suttering John podcast because this guy is unbelievable. I am so excited about, let's go hang on with him. He lost his producer and his co-host.

Yep. All at once. And he's having a really hard time recovering from this. Yeah. It is not going well. So I want to play, I think we both have this clip the way the show starts off. Yeah.

Players. I want to play mine because I did put a little bit of production in it. But this is his record fail now just like last week This is only in the right channel. Yeah, so you will not hear this if you're just listening to one earbud in your left With your favorite host Stuttering John Melendez and I'm here hoping this thing is recording in both left and right audio I swear to God. I'm gonna jump off this chair

and, and bruise my knee. I don't know. I'm in audacity now. I'm recording in audacity. Do you understand, live? That this is giving me a stereo recording because I got so much crap from everybody else when I tried to record on my own.

What don't you fucking understand? It's in stereo and we could only only hope that it's in stereo. It says stereo recording and I am hoping that it is. The fuck are you doing? Are you professional or not? Now here's the funny part to me. What's the funny part? I use Audacity as well.

Yeah. I took and I'll follow him here. Yeah. Two mouse clicks. Yeah. And I turned his podcast into a monopod cast so I can hear it properly. There are many ways to fix this in posts.

Oh my god. And I want to point out, because I downloaded the file. Yeah. That was this podcast. It is called the Stuttering John podcast dash edited.b3. Oh my God. He edited, somebody edited this podcast. Him or somebody, and they didn't fix that.

It's the easiest thing to fix ever. You have the audio, put it wherever you want. And dude, and I'll just say it's maybe a four mouse clicks to get it so the levels are okay. Right. I mean, what the fuck are we even talking about? But the fact that it's called edited, I would have thought that that immediately got uploaded, like, one hour, hopefully, that worked.

Yeah. Man, she went back and listened to it, and still put it out wrong. Oh my God. Well, I, uh, I'm working on a theory car. Yeah, what do you got? That Stuttering John maybe isn't so bright. Now, this is two clips put together. This is my number 22. I'm gonna admit it

I might be immense a member, but I am not technically savvy That's the one thing I have is Eric and I Eric and me and apostrophes. I'm horrible at but I'm starting to learn it now I was very bad in grammar and in high school He claims to be a genius who won cannot work a record function, even though he spent his entire life in broadcasting, too, doesn't know the basic grammar of the English language it never has, and three, doesn't know how apostrophes work. Dude, my eleventh year old knows how apostrophe work my 11 year old is

fucking smarter than you and then that's it what the fuck dude how do you make it into your fucking late 50s and you don't know how apostrophe's work from the language that you've spoken your entire fucking life he does sound like an English is a second language kind of guy oh my god and then at number 23 this is another two clips I stuck together just go go with this one. I get there, donkamin pulls his car out. I got a parallel park. So donkamin, uh, parallel parks my car. This fucking is wrong to his buddy's house. And his buddy's like, hey, you got a parallel park and then all of a sudden the buddy's behind the wheel because John doesn't know how to park his own

Fucking car. He lives in Los Angeles. I can't stress this enough Parallel parking is a very important skill to have when you live in a Los Angeles. Oh my god Anywhere incredible fucking it the deeds from New York City. What the fuck dude learn how to park your fucking car That's it. Maybe learn how apostrophes work then learn how to park your car and. Maybe learn how apostrophes work, then learn how to park your car. And so the context there is he does a comedy show with Brian Dunkelman, the comedy legend. Now, Dunkelman gives him a ride to the show. This is number 25, just fucking imagine.

I'm sorry. So the context to this one is he's in the car with Dunkelman and he has an issue with his fantasy football league. Number 25. I fucking, I had to start yelling and dunkleman's, dunkleman's car. I know it's the new John, but I was really pissed and dunkleman

had a seven year old son in there, and I'm screaming, I'm going, what the hell are you doing? You guys can't like, dis me out of this league now. To do, give them a ride with a seven year old son in the car. And the seven year old has to sit there and listen to fucking moron, McFuck face face scream about how he got thrown out of a fantasy

football league like anybody fucking cares what and through that story is like 12 fucking minutes and it just shows what a fucking loser he is. Well it's unbelievable to me. Now first of all it's impossible to be friends with John. He doesn't understand in any way how to be pleasant to be around as you've just documented. Yeah. Obviously. Oh. But then on his podcast where he should be entertaining people, not only does he talk about how he almost didn't get into the spandexy football league, which is by the way a playoff league, which means you have players for two or three weeks,

but he has to tell you what his roster is. I couldn't be more bored with that type of conversation. Oh my god. Wait, which is your backup quarterback? Who gives a shit? That's an unfuckin' believable. All right, I have a clip that I want to play from this show because John goes on to explain why he doesn't post his stand-up. Now this is something that we've all been talking about. It's all over the sub-reddit. I encourage people to go on the who are these podcasts sub-reddit. Great encourage people to go on, the who are these podcasts subreddit? Great conversations about John on there, about Shamus, OP gets out there every now and then,

really important conversations that we're having over there. Oh yeah. And we all want to know, what does his stand up look like? But he's not going to let it out, and there's three reasons. I'm going to give you a clue here. One of them is the truth. Mm-hmm. I don't post my, uh, I don't post my shows. Why?

Because I don't want my shit stolen. That's one, two. If I post it, then I can't do the bit again. Because everybody's gonna know it. And three, who needs to fucking twit-y-its? And all the fucking trolls out there, you know, hating on me. And like, you know, because they just fucking, that's all they do. That's what makes their lives. All right, I'm guessing

that the third reason is the real reason. He's not worth it being stealing his jokes. No. This, he's not worried about people going on YouTube and watching his stand-up routine and then going to see him live. Well, because everybody's gonna know. Everyone's gonna know the joke was soon to start a job uploads as stand-up routine. Who's not watching that? Everybody's glued his channel. So I want to point something out here because he talks about, but don't worry about my stand-up.

It is amazing. I am so funny. So I never posted any of my stuff. Nor do I plan on it. But if you go see me, you'll realize I'm damn good and that's a fact Jack. Oh, yeah, all right So I want to point something out. I listen to podcasts hosted by a lot of stand-up comedians. Mm-hmm I'll just name a few Sam Tripoli, Joe Rogan, Jim Norton, Bill Burr, Jim Forrantine, Vinnie Paulino, Tony Hinchcliffe

All of these people have one thing in common. None of them have ever told me that they're a funny standup while podcasting. Yeah, no shit. Nobody feels the need to tell people, I'm a really funny standup. That's all John talks about. Is how funny a standup for Dines. Yeah.

I'm guessing based on the fact that Bill Burton has to tell me that, the John's not that good. Yeah. I'm just gonna throw it out there. If you don't mind Carl, I would love to back up just a tiny little bit. Please. To talk about some of the jokes that have been stolen from us.

Okay. Now, there are two examples here that show the genius of John that were then stolen from him. Number 28. And I did a joke on the show. And we was all with visual aid. So I had a picture of Kim Kardashian and her big ass.

And I said said you know look at kim's giant ass and then quickly cut to a picture of khanye you know and that's a joke that i did within a week a meme

kim's giant ass and a picture of khanye okay coincidence or great minds think alike you be a judge Wow, so he came up with an ass might mean an ass or an ass might be Kanye I mean at some groundbreaking shit that was clearly stolen from him. No one else who else would possibly come up with something that's that low hanging No one else could possibly come up with that joke Number 29 first of all has a bullshit rationalization which I love and then the end of the clip is just artistry great when Bruce Jenna was like Allegedly getting his Adam's apple taken out when we didn't know if he was gay enough

But do a rumors and he was like doing all this stuff and I happened to Post or doing my stand-up. I said what the hell's going on with Bruce Jenna? He went from being on the cover of Wheedies to the cover of Fruit Loops because he was acting a little loopy. Now, we didn't know he was transgendered and before I knew it, a week later, there was a meme, you know, Bruce Arnton from the cover of Weedies to cover of Fruit Loops. Okay, coincidence. Well, great minds, I think alike.

I think it's called plagiarism. I think it's called plagiarism. Are you out of your fucking mind? Now first of all, look if you're gonna call a gay guy a fruit Call a gay guy a fruit and be proud of it. Don't be like why call him a fruit loop Cause he was loopy. What the fuck are you even talking about? Who's loopy? What the fuck are you even talking about? John's son is gay. So now he has to be this uber PC. I love all transgender people.

It's okay to make fun of Bruce Jenner. It's fine. He's a public figure. He's out there. It's okay. But like seriously, do you like home food? Cause he was loopy. Yeah.

So he puts out there, there's two possibilities. It could have been a coincidence, or it could have been that we both had the same thought, because it does seem like a pretty obvious joke. If you start with the premise of he was on a weedies box. Yeah, no shit. Where would he go to? Yeah, should I eat?

Wait, no, that doesn't work. That doesn't work. Yeah. So in a Captain Crunch, maybe. So that's what he says. I know what the answer is out of those two. Plager is up. I thought that's not even a thing. You idiot.

What a fucking dope. A man that you fixed his podcast cause it actually sounds good. Yeah, I know. Dude, he should hire me. Oh, let's talk about that. All right, this show starts off with John's latest bit. And then I will introduce this new segment called

Win Royce's Job. That's right. Royce has stepped down to be my co-host. So if you're a technically savvy person with good rapport, with Moa, and feel that you could take on the co-hosting responsibilities for at least once a week, then please let me know, because then you could be my co-hosting responsibilities for at least once a week, then please let me know, because then you could be my co-host

and we could get this thing going in a professional fashion. Okay, so he's doing the win Royce's job contest. The one where he got that idea. I know. I know, I really think with him is so original. Yeah. He goes on to, he starts it out by saying, here's what I need.

Yeah. Someone with technical skills agreed. Yeah. That would be helpful. Yeah. But he also says, if you have a good rapport with me. Now, just as a side note, I would pay him five dollars to spell rapport.

I can't spell it either, but I guarantee you. Or Moa for that, right? There we go. There you go. So he says, I have a good rapport with Moa. Now, does that mean he's only looking for people who he knows already? How would I know if I have a good rapport with him or not? I don't think I'm not even sure what that means. Yeah, I don't know. So I want to talk about the details of this contest.

Did you listen to the entire episode? I choked my way through everything, but like the last six minutes. Yeah, me too. I got almost all the way through it. Because I'm trying to figure out like, what are the rules? What are the details? How do I enter this contest? Yeah. So it turns out, it's not even a contest at all. It's not about winning a job.

It's just a desperate plea for please help me make my podcast last shitty. Yeah. Now I don't know who would sign up for this. I'm a shameless. I don't know who would ever want to do that. Todd, I don't know why someone who want to do this. I'm a shamus. I don't know who would ever want to do that, Todd. I don't know why someone who want to do that. I'm here, but a shamus. Magic Michael.

Can you imagine how amazing that would be? That would be great. It'd be perfect, because you have Stuttering John who has a name, he has a plat. Well, actually, now I think about it. Do you look people listening to either of those shows or the same people? Yeah.

Never mind. Never mind, that won't help you, shamus. Do you have anything else on this win Royce's job thing? No, I got a few more startering John So let me just play this because he reiterates it at the end of the show in case the recording didn't work, which is probable in his mind Because let me explain again in case that didn't work what I'm doing here and again If I haven't said it because I really recorded a podcast earlier that fucking got fucked up, you know, I win Royce's job.

If you're a co-host who could freaking, who has the technical savvy to record, video, audio, and everything else, be able to play bits like so I can analyze the Howard Stern roasts so I can analyze, you know, when me and Fred were performing for Simon Cowell and Fred. All right, we get it. You want someone who can actually play clips while you're recording. He goes, if you can record audio, video, and everything else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else is there?

Howling Grays? What are we talking about here? If you could hit the red button. Yeah. It's the right time, and then turn it off before someone gives out their cell phone number, you might just have what it takes to be the co-host of the Suddory John podcast.

Yeah. All right, what else you wanna talk about with John? As you know, I study Carl's Golden Rules of Comedy. Yes. And one of them is a joke is always better when you explain it, number 24. Okay. To give you an idea of how bad a joke is always better when you explain it number 24 Okay, to give you an idea how bad my career is going the other day I was in an Uber and I was driving

That's a joke people but unfortunately when I tweet it people believe me No, I'm not driving for Uber, but I don't think there's any shame in it I think it's a great way to make extra money make your own hours. Oh, he's shit I think it's a great way to make extra money make your own hours. Oh, he shit John what the fuck man? He is not a good joke, but don't go on and on to be like by the way I love all Uber drivers now. I'm gonna give it to him I think that was it. I mean for him a pretty decent joke I mean it was short. It was brief. It had a punchline. Yeah, he actually fucking delivered it once for one It delivered it correctly for once and then he spends eight times the length of the joke

explaining, now that was just a joke, people, I'm not, I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that. What could you imagine being that concerned about offending Uber drivers? He's worried about offending everybody. It's not how comedy works. And then he gets into the philosophy of starring John. This is number 26.

But like I meant to text Brian Dunkelman the other day is you, you know, you can't look back because you seem like a little upset about the whole thing, you know, because he did lose like the number one reality show ever. But you know, you can't look back. Life is about moving forward. And that's the lesson of the Stuttering John podcast today. So if you're keeping scored home, the guy who literally 24-7 talks about the play he was in in elementary school. The radio show he used to work on 20 years ago. The TV show he was on for a little bit. That's all he fucking talks about.

I'm talking about the lower haze. Now that's the guy who's saying saying now it's important to look forward guys What I'd really try to say is just look ahead and see what's next for you and don't ever ever think about what you used to do Fucking love that now speaking of only looking forward. Let's talk about a little revisionist opi style history. Here's number 31 Okay, Margin is there has another one. Do you did you ever ask Jaylan? And why he thought that his interplay with you was awkward? I know why it was awkward because I was stuck in the crowd like a glorified heckler and I told The producers that when they told me that's where I was gonna sit and you know what Jay already had Kevin Kevin and Jay had good rapport

But it didn't matter man. I wanted out and I got out That's where I was gonna sit. And you know what, Jay already had Kevin. Kevin and Jay had good rapport, but it didn't matter, man. I wanted out and I got out. To quote- I did what I wanted to do. To quote the great philosopher, Alex Jones. Bullshit! Yes, no fucking way you quit the tonight show, dude.

That's a new way. I have never had that before. No fucking way. Well, I quit because I want to do what I want to do. You wanted to leave a well-paying gig to go sit in your fucking ex-wife's house and soak up her Wi-Fi. He wasn't sure if Kriya of Duel of Dubai

was gonna have a couple more hosts or not. He had a lot of gigs coming up. Oh my. I honestly should know the answer to this, and I don't, and I'm embarrassed to say this, but the tonight show was, well, J. Lano was taken off the tonight show to bring in Conan O'Brien. Yeah.

And the ratings tanked. So whoever was in charge of late night programming at NBC decided to give Jay Leno another show that was on before the tonight show. The tension was also a disaster. That was concurrent. Correct. He went to Jay Leno went to 10 o'clock the same time that Conan O'Brien started and everything was the same.

Oh, I thought there was a time in between no no no they kept Jaylen on the network they gave him a show at the exact same time exactly now yeah I believe that John didn't make that transition no he didn't make the squad correct because you have a different budget it's a different show now and I'm sure Jaylen was like well here's my opportunity to get the fuck rid of John yeah he he was already off the air oh he was already okay he was still working for the show he was working as a writer because he's such a brilliant fucking writer oh he did all those cold opens oh my god talks about a little time now John for reasons I cannot possibly imagine yeah talks about his dating life oh I, so great to have these.

I got a pair of clips for you. And I want you to think in your mind, yeah. Why would you talk about this into a microphone? Number 33. So yeah, I stopped dating the girl from instant replay who blew me in a parking lot. It just, you know, with a whole fistula and then telling me,

I can't drink during dinner and all this stuff. I was just like, I don't need this aggravation. And then she couldn't have sex because of the fistula. It was just a whole thing. And I was just like, I don't, you know. So I dated this girl. I'm going to tell you where she works. What disgusting sect actually did to me in a fucking parking lot and John's a disgusting part of that and I'm gonna talk about her

reproductive house Yes a specific element that she has what the fuck dude? Yeah, I can't wait to date this guy. Could you imagine if I was like I come to be in practice? I'm like hey Carl let me tell you about this girl. I'm dating where she works How where she blew me and what her you to interact is What the fuck? I'd rather he gave out her phone number than all that fucking information. But that's just beginning. Then number 34, he talks about the chick that he transitioned to. Took her back to my place. She saw my boxing belt. She wanted to look a little bit of a fire and said, hey, why not? I mean, of course, that should turn a girl on. Then we start watching that.

I'm trying to make my moves. And then, you know, she passes out a girl on and we start watching that. I'm trying to make my moves and And then you know she passes out. I ask her to come upstairs and she doesn't come upstairs So I want to stay as with a raging hard on and woke up the next morning with a bed case of blue balls It happens supposed to see her again at the end of this week So you took a woman home you showed her video of a boxing match you were in and then she pretended to pass out and didn't want to touch you. Yeah. Also you don't know how blue balls work? Are you fucking serious? Like all of this is fucking bad, dude. Well, I don't think you have the clip after that that I was going to grab and I forgot to.

And that he segues from that into, you're gonna read all about it in my book about my dating life. He's writing a book about this. Did you catch that? I did. He's fucking writing a book about his dating life. Chad, I don't care about you at Howard Stern and in the tonight show.

You think I care about your fucking personal life? Well, Carl, in his defense, he's gonna write a book about how he can't get laid. Yes, we all! Let's fucking he can't get laid. Yes, we Oh, let's fucking sign me up for that. Now we all know I mean we just we make fun. Yes, but John is known for his angelic singing voice. Now this is gonna sound like a super cut like I put all these together But he was kind enough to do it in one stretch so I could take it. This is number 35. You all know who Zebra is. Tell me what you want

Just one more chance. Just one more chance Number 35. You all know who Zebra is. Tell me what you want. Just one more chance, just one more chance. You know that stuff. Take your fingers from my hair. You know, who's behind the door? La la la la la la la la la. You know, the bears are hibernating Wait until the summer's gone you

I'm not even fucking with you the homeless crack outside the 7-11 Yeah, that's serenades me while I'm on my way in for my diet doctor PAPER has a Things better songs than that with better pitch and I've given more money to that person than I ever will to Southern E. John and he fucking deserved it. He does at number 36 is the money shot This is and this is where so one of the things that John does on his show is he reads tweets that come into him Mm-hmm, and I just want to thank the listeners of W.A.T.P. for participating in that from time to time Thank you. J.K.S. at Rick Rolla 10. Have you ever been to Gary Indiana? I don't think so. Love it.

Beautiful. Love to get some references to W.H.T.P. on the show. Oh yeah. Speaking of Gary Indiana, should we play the latest from our friend PJ? Yes, please do. PJ has created a brand new song. He felt a little shaky about their song last week because it wasn't about

shamus in Gary Indiana. Huh? Those are his favorite topics. Yeah. He's he tried to do a song where it's Roy singing about Jan and I enjoyed it. Yeah. But really this is where he shines. The latest from a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music.

I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm not a fan of the music. The sun can go to the true sensor download and pregnant with school friend with full white frothy love The carnival podcast was kids are crying These are a few of Tarts favourable Laughing at me as people come

It's a waste of time being driven through very bulky But then he cried Please, Carly, let's please turn around As he assumed he'd a position on the ground Todd was frightened, he was shaking, he was terrified I think we can all agree on what King had said what to do Todd lied I want PJ to sing me to sleep at night. That was brilliant. I told PJ that's your best effort from a vocal standpoint. Yeah. About Don yourself on that one. Now Carl, I got a

little out of my wheelhouse this week. Okay. And I did a PJ song about PJ. I see that there's a PJ song on your board here. I'm excited about this. And I apologize all your listeners at a time. Number 39. Uh, probably the worst personal segment of any show I've ever worked with. I have to add the diction, though. Can I help those? He's singing, he doesn't want it in with the bass and the- I'm gonna wear elbows.

I'm trying to be a Korean piano. This is the part of the shot I always get. That's the real fresh, russia. Her being raped, her hit and cancer A woman's only five beat division Only one time on accident It's the only way I can't wait to see the voice message Need her the list of He can't hear the voice message

He doesn't want that practice like both She doesn't get my funny beat bullshits. I don't care if it's funny. You can't even say it's a bullshits, man. I don't think it's funny. It's the one picture of victory. This is a centrifugal bottle. Oh, she just texted a picture of her elbow. It's very smooth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You shot out to Michael into Discord for helping me rhyme Gary Indiana with Harry Limpinanna.

Yes. I saw you ask for that. As you know why. As you heard, when I left my own devices, I rhymed a bag with a badge. Yeah. Yeah, I knew I'd like to get. Very well done, my friend. And so that was a song about PJ hating the voicemail segment.

Yes. Which then became about how she the voicemail segment is. I love it. You is. I love it. You know, I love it. Good stuff. Kroge, we have talked about so much. I know that you have a couple clips. Let's table them for a second.

Of course. Again, this is what I'm talking about. We got to do a bonus show or something because there's too much to get to. What happened this week was OP talked shit about Jim and Anthony. And then Jim Norton just happened to be a guest on the Anthony Kumya show, where they listened to a 45 second long clip of OP talking about them. Great. And then went on for 36 minutes about OP. And then people don't OP that happen. And he's doing this YouTube wide videos.

And he's responding to that. And then E-Rock's on his show talking about shit. So I got to get all this caught up on. All right. There's a lot to go over here. I want to start off talking about E-Rock because I played last week on the show. OP said he's pissed at E-Rock because Jim Norton had a fuck OP party, the E-Rock attendant, right?

Love that. So I sent a note to Eric and I just said, can you please explain to me what a fuck Opie Party is? I'd love to know what this whole thing is all about. And he said, I'll dress it on my show. So checking out, would you kindly with Brian Johnson, his co-host, the E-Rock talked about the fact that

compared to what Opie did to him after Anthony was fired from the show Yeah, in the years that they worked together like OP was the worst person ever. Yeah, that's what he's mad at me about But I will say that air holds things close to the best. Yeah He always says if I'm gonna tackle this I want to talk to OP I don't want to just make it a public thing. Yeah. Which is cool. But he does bring this up, which I thought was interesting.

I'm going to talk about the mental illness factor. Yeah. And for a while, it did well by him to succeed by always failing upward, I guess. And then it got to the point where you don't course correct. And it's also your down, your down, all you're undoing. It is a weird kind of, I wonder, that whole leg be nice to the people on the way up the ladder. You'll see them on the way down type thing. So very interesting that he says,

OP's mental illness is what made him famous. He would do these irrational things. And because he was a shock jacket worked out well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it stopped working after a while. It did, yeah. Opie, on a show, just a couple days later, not even having heard that, admits just that

when recounting his Joe Rogan video. And I thought this was very interesting because we're all on the same page now. Yeah. It was kind of dumb of me to makean video. And I thought this was very interesting because we're all on the same page now. Yeah. It was kind of dumb of me to make that video. But I was mad at the time. You know. Made a lot of money over the years

being mad at the time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Made a lot of money over the years because I couldn't help myself. Maybe it wasn't the smartest thing to make that Joe Rogan video after I thought I was mad that he didn't even get back to me when I tried to get him by my podcast. It didn't help that I was kind of like rotating in circles as I was filming, but I really was trying to get the sun out of my face and stupid me was thinking, you know, I should try to make the video look as best as possible. Yeah, what do you get to do? Make fun if you have to. Okay, don't mind it, but do.

So very interesting, it'll be finally realizes that he probably shouldn't have posted that video of him calling out Joe Rogan. That's a rare moment, Claire. Very rare moment. Interesting too that he says, I know I was spinning around like a lunatic. I was trying to get the sun out of my eyes. That's how the sun works. You have to keep dodging it.

Oh shit, I was over there. That one's over there. Face one fucking direction away from the sun. It's your good. So guys, it's just because, you know, the sun was in my eyes, it's not because I'm a lunatic who was ranting because I'm a mental illness. But, I'm with her on the same page.

E-Rock then goes on to talk about, and I gotta get him back on the show. He doesn't want to talk about the shit which sucks because if I'm to understand what he's saying in this clip, and I'm gonna play it for ya, but I wanna spoil it first. Ha ha ha ha. He was offered a job to work at Westwood One. If I'm to understand what he's saying in this clip and I'm gonna play it for you, but I want to spoil it first He was offered a job to work at Westwood one

Iraq was E rock. Okay. Go ahead. Opie has a podcast there. Yeah, and on Westwood one E rock was offered a job to produce another show. Okay, then Opie says or somebody says why don't you work on OP show? And Eric is open to it. And what ends up happening here would leave me with a bad taste of my mouth about OP. It's not worth it at this point, because I tried. And look, even after that, there was a situation where before I came to compound, there might have been another position I was going to be working in and I got screwed out of that one too. Said individual and that was really fucked up and it cost me another position with not even involved with him somewhere else.

With somebody else there at that same company and I was supposed to be working there with that person first. Then the company's like, no, we want you to work with this thing, with his new thing. I said, I'll do it. I got to talk to the guy first. And then they were getting ready that the papers all drawn up and stuff. And then a couple of weeks went by. I didn't hear it from like, what's going on? Where are the papers, everything?

Oh, well well situation changed because said individual I don't want to get too into it said in the said individual said wanted to go in a different direction we'll say away from Iraq as opposed to Iraq much to the objection of of that company. Didn't want him to go in that other direction, but that's where he went and the rest is history. So if I can interpret this, this is a little hard to follow.

This is how I understand it. Eric can go ahead and correct me if he wants to, but I believe what he's saying is, he was hired by Westwood one, and then they said, why don't you work with Opie so they signed the deal he was ready to go work for Opie and then Opie said you know what I don't want to be in a studio I don't want to do I don't want to have a producer I do my own thing I just

want to take my zoom recorder and go to Gebards and I just want to like walk across the street with Karl Ruiz and so they said like oh oh well, now there's no longer a need for what you do, Eric Nagle. Yeah. Okay, because you guys brought me in to work this other job over there. Oh yeah, we found someone for that one. Oh, okay.

So now I have no jobs, like yes. Yeah. So he had a job lined up. They offered him this thing with Opie, he's like, okay, I'll do that. And then Opie fucked him over. Yeah. And the job he was going to get.

Ah. So I'm pretty sure, because that's that job and the job he was going to get. So I'm pretty sure, because that's what he was saying when he said that last part was like, despite what Westwood wanted to do, he decided to do something different. And that's what Eric was talking about when he's on the show too. He goes, he always does the opposite of what you think he would do. They're like, we're gonna get you a nice studio.

You can do a regular podcast. We'll bring in guests. We have a lot of clout. We have people who can bring these people in. Well, we're like. No, I just want to talk to Vic Henley at Gebhard's and call it a day Okay, yeah, and Shocker he no longer works at Westwood. What either imagine that before we get into the calling out Jim and Anthony and their response and responses back. I want to play something that you'll appreciate Anthony and their response and responses back. I want to play something that you'll appreciate.

I hope you decided to go on and do a quick, I think it's a YouTube live beat again. Beautiful. Talking about Howard Stern's take on Imas. Oh great. So Imas passed away. Yeah. And Howard Stern did a whole bit about, I was telling you about it at BAN practice. Yes. That he wasn't kind to him. He never has been. Yeah, and obviously, Jesus, you call a guy's co-host, the N word a couple times in the hall. Mostly, it was like anymore. Right, that's a weird one. I'm glad that's where you went with this

because Opie didn't hear the segment, but he's reading an article about it. And Opie wants to point out that Howard has no right calling I'm a racist. First of all, the amount of racist material that Howard put out on the airwaves over the years was probably way more than what I'm is did. The guy that sent next to Anthony is complaining

that Howard was racist. So, that would be a sort of subject with O.P. But I don't even say it. So he says that Howard was the one who had the more racist show and he cites an example of that. Yeah, he used to have a KKK member on his show, but Howard doesn't want you to know that anymore. He's rewriting his own history and then he goes after I'mus and saying he was on racist.

Opie, you fucking moron Way to fucking woo right over that on that one Opie There's so many examples you couldn't point it out about the unPC nature of Howard's humor back in the 80s and 90s No shit not Daniel Carver He did a cover was a Beful that they brought out to make fun of and they made fun of him for a decade Yeah, they mercilessly mocked this KKK guy for a fucking decade. Do you think Howard was endorsing a guy who hated Jews?

Is that your egg on this only? You fucking moron! Holy shit. And then he has the balls to say that howard is the one who's delusional. Of course, of course. Of course, I'm as was doing it wrong until you came along, Howard. Of course. Fucking delusional, man.

Fucking delusional. So he's calling Howard Stern delusional for saying that I changed the way people did radio. Now, Don I'mus, who used to call Howard Stern's mother on the air because Howard would call his own mother early. Yes. That's, and you can find the tapes of that, that exists. Oh, listen to it.

Opie says Howard's searching credit for the way he was doing radio, this guy's delusional. The guy whose name is synonymous with shock jocks. He's the Kleenex of shock jocks. See, shock jock, oh Howard Stern. And by the way, OP, I don't think he's to put not a good show these days, but he's still on the air getting paid tens of millions and hundreds of millions

of dollars a year to put on a show that has millions of listeners and you're doing a fucking YouTube live, and calling Howard Stark to lose you. That's insane. You couldn't be more gonna touch on this one. I mean, I'm not a guy who defends Howard out of daylight, but OP. Yeah, what the fuck?

So OP finally goes on to Howard's talking about the fact that I miss his O-bit, like the second paragraph is about Howard's turn. Yeah, of course. And Howard's like, the difference between me and I miss is that when I die, I miss when I'll be in my o-bit. Yeah, no shit.

Every obituary about I miss mentions me by the second paragraph he said, I could tell you when I die, I don't think they'll be mentioning I miss. He's probably just happy that he's finally getting some press. He's the disguise, that he's finally getting some press. He's the guy's fucking Howard is insane. He's absolutely insane.

Howard's turn who just put out a New York Times best-selling book last year. Right. It's happy that he's getting press. Right. Okay. Oh, the top of the book's others list wasn't enough press for him. The guy who was just on Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Marshall. No fuck.

I mean, now we're nothing, Howard's right about that. Yeah, and Lily. It's not gonna talk about Dot Heimus. Other than the nabby headed hosting, I would never know who Dot Heimus was. Outside of Howard. Right. Furthermore, Heimus used to put out albums of his radio bits before he met Howard. And you can listen to him and they're out there and it's fucking atrocious.

I mean, it's not he needs to talk about that all the time too, but oh my god. All right, so good lord. I love that he's talking about a radio segment that he didn't even listen to. Correct. I thought that was a lot of fun. That's a lot. Right. Because always just like, wow, this Howard guys really full of himself well

All right, so he's taking all these questions from people and this is his format of his show now So one of the questions is about the fact that he used to just sit and play candy crush on his phone when he was on the open Anthony Yeah, Jim and Anthony maybe that a comedian in the studio, would be riffing on something, and you could just hear the sounds of Candy Crush going off on his phone. Yeah. His Oping couldn't be bothered with it. So, he addresses this, and this is what sets Jim and Anthony off. You missed me playing Candy Crush when Ant was on a rant.

Yeah. Sadly, sadly, I became wallpaper on my own radio show that I created and put together way back in the day. I ended up just being wallpaper playing candy crush because I couldn't listen to another rant about blacks. Oh my god. Fuck that. You got one guy ranting about blacks, then you got another guy, you know, playing out as multiple personality disorder in front of everybody, insisting

that everything has to have a character in it. And I'm sitting there going, what the fuck happened to my radio show? All right, so they play that on the Anthony Kubius show. And here's Jim's response to that little clip right there.

You just heard. It was, he felt left out. Yeah. He felt left out. Got a little jelly. And he would get jealous of guys having fun in the sandbox and he would get resentful. And it's like, look, man, we all had our part that we played in it.

We all had our part, but this fucking childish inability to accept, and not just accept responsibility in a way like, I don't like that stuff. But I mean, for real, you understand that you sat there fucking sulking while guys are being funny, every fucking comedian who came in, no. Oh, everyone noticed. Yeah, wow, that well put, well put. Very well put.

I mean, he, he's got that victim thing that's so prevalent nowadays. This is everybody's fault but mine. Right. So this clip right here goes exactly to that. Jim goes on later on in that to explain that Opie does have talent. If he would just stop blaming everyone around him

and own up the responsibility, he would do a lot of good for him. There was two versions of him. When OP was comfortable and having fun, he was charming, he was fucking funny. I loved that guy. I truly did. I loved working with him.

He was fucking great. He gave me some of the biggest laughs I've ever had on that show when he was insecure and he was unhappy and feeling uncertain about his place. Don't play me an ad because you know you're fucked up. You had your own, my insecurities are my fault, they're not your fault. When you had your insecurities, you were impossible because everything was a slight and everything was aimed at you and everything was under my instead of realizing that you got fucking problem. My fucking shit is all my shit.

All right. Wow. So this makes shit is all my shit. All right. Wow. So this makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Man. Listen, we were all dicks to each other. We all had issues. I know I had my issues, but you just got to own your thing.

Yeah. Don't blame me and Anthony. So somebody goes on the next day when OP is doing his YouTube live. Yeah. And says, hey, do you know Jimmy paid you a compliment. He said that when you were relaxed, you were funny. And listen to how OP responded to this. This is amazing.

Jimmy was saying when you're relaxed, you're extremely funny and a great guy. Thank you, Jeff. You know what? I like hearing that and he's not wrong. But I did not feel relaxed in that environment anymore. And I think, if you really said that, that's a thank you to Jimmy for real.

Not a fan of Jimmy, but if he said that, thank you. But I was an uptight fuck at the end of my run on that show. I do blame those guys. And I was like, I said, she had me, but they really bring him up to me, but there was a lot of talking behind my back. Holy shit, Opie. We just please listen to what he's telling you. Oh my god.

He still blames everyone but himself. And that, you know, that's funny, because it sounded like he was just about to, like, actually see the light. I know! And then he's like, what the fuck that? I was overreaching my own business. So close, Opie. He came around in the Joe Rogan video, but not on this one. Oh, fuck.

And I think that Anthony sums this up very well about how we all feel about Opie at this stage. There's a part of me that just feels bad for him at this point because I know he's so lost. He's alone and has no fucking prospects. Yeah, that sounds about right. This is the thing that people who blame the world, you and I know somebody like this,

we had to deal with this person for a long time. When you blame everyone around you, all of a sudden nothing works in your life. Because you never take any effort to fix the things that you're doing wrong. Yeah. And then strangely people don't want to associate with you or work with you. Where'd be your friend anymore? Is this strange?

It's fucking right. So I think I've documented that every single person from the Opie and Anthony show no longer talks to Opie. Yeah, no shit. Even though they've actually put out all of Branch at your Oli branch. Let's get together. You can come work at our network. Let's do this. O.B. is just like, I do not want to face one of the asshole I was. So I can't talk to them.

And it's left O.B. with almost no audience, which he addresses in this clip. I don't need an audience anymore. Or a big audience. I used to obsess about that. I wanted to be the biggest thing. And we came close. And I wanted to make a lot of money

And both those things are just simply not important anymore happens again, oh my god And he goes even happens though that'd be amazing You can't have both you can't have I don't care about it and that'd be amazing if it happened. Oh my god It's one of the other. Oh my God. Well, she turned me down, but I didn't want to date her anyway. Well, what's your estimate, okay?

Yeah, exactly, holy fuck. So somebody asked him because obviously, he's a man without a co-host, much like our friend, John Melendez. Somebody asked him, would you ever get Lewis Jay Gomez to be your co-host? Now, Lewis Jay Gomez is, I I believe one of the owners of gas digital Yeah, he has he's kind of building a podcast empire

He puts on these huge comedy shows Yeah, he's got a bunch of shows on his network if you remember Opian Carl did a tour of the whole podcasting studio and it was amazing. Yeah, no successful dude for sure You would think that that would be a good guy for OP to want a podcast with. Can you make Lewis Gomez your second mic? Hell no. Why would I do that?

No more second mics for me. Now listen to this, I'm gonna keep playing this clip. OP is doing a thing now where he's accepting payment on YouTube, you know, you get the super chat thing or people can donate to you. Really? So he just said, I don't want to podcast with the successful podcast or I don't need that. Yeah. It was not excited to get to the second. I got a bunch of people that I like doing the podcast with and Lewis is good. You know, he's good. But he's doing more of that shock jock thing, which I'm trying to get away from. so I don't think that would really work.

But he's got a good thing going. Wish him nothing but the best. Oh my god, $5 just came in. Oh my f**k. Does that f**k it? I didn't edit that clip. That's how he actually recorded that thing. Does that sum it up for you?

Hey Opie, would you ever reach out to this famous person that you know pretty well? Yeah. And see if you guys could do something together. Oh my god. I wouldn't even consider that. Thanks for the five dollars It's amazing and and dude. I've never heard anything as insincere Insincere as how he just said I wish him nothing but the best right. Oh, I wish Carl nothing Carl's a great guitar player Nothing but the best. Carl's a great guitar player. Are you think it's sarcastic? No!

Oh boy. Jesus Christ. I have another clip of Jim Norton. I might have played this a little bit out of sync here, but this is more of Jim responding to OP's criticism. Oh, great. He can't. I know.

Why would I do characters on your radio show? You missed me, buddy. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you do characters on Wait, so is it the acting ability? Does it you didn't think that you thought you were Uncle Paul Because Opie's calling about for having this personality disorder Meanwhile, the one of the great things about Jim on that show was that he had a lot of different characters One of them being chip chipper said and what I had to do is I'll show honestly But the good news is guys now that Opie is relaxed He's gotten rid of the toxicity that was

Anthony and Jim and E rock and Sam and Rowan and everyone else out there. So yeah, he's funny again. Oh, and I think I've shown people through my podcast that I'm way more relaxed and join myself and you know and I I Will say it and I'm funny again. Ah! Yes. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! They said what? Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. This is what this guy thinks in his head and then says out loud. It's sad that he thinks in his head. It's even sadder than he says it out loud.

Jesus. And he says this. I'm really proud of my podcast, really proud. Why? Your podcast is the worst. God, what? The only thing that I'm hoping, Crush, is he said he's going out to LA.

Yeah. And people were asking him in the chat, oh, are you gonna do any podcast when you're out in LA? And they're throwing out all these names like Joe Rogan and Bert Kreischer and all these things. And then Opie says this and my fingers are crossed. Uh, Pauli Shores random rants with Greg Opie Hughes. That'd be cool. I would do Pauli Shores podcast. Yes, do it. Opie and Pauli Shores. Wow. Let's turn that into a whole fucking show. Seriously?

That is a dream team. Let's go. Wow. I want John with Shamus and Bolly Shore with Opie. That's every WATP bonus episode from here to infinity. Right. I'm gonna double the cost of being on our face again. If it wasn't this happens. This is the last clip I want to play and I just have one issue with this.

Oh, geez. Look what he just did. Oh my. I think I'm babbling now. Probably should have ended this 10 minutes ago. I'm gonna be idiot. The only thing wrong with that is that he said minutes instead of years. Yeah, yeah, no shit.

You're just babbling, Opie. You have nothing left to give We get it Croge you have a couple of things on here that are more random Would they qualify as like a Ringe of the week. Oh, yeah. Oh good. I got a pair for you Carl. Beautiful. All right, so first up Now the question that's been on your lips and everybody else's yeah All right, so first up, now the question that's been on your lips and everybody else's,

Ricky Jervais hosted the Golden Globes last week. Oh, really? No one even talks about that. And the question on everyone's mind is, what does Shemist think of this? Now, Shemist did six minutes that I have distilled down to 30 seconds, and I realize there's a lot going on in this clip, but try to stick with it, okay?

This is the summary of what Shemist thinks about Ricky Jervais' performance. Ricky Gervais and the Golden Globes, and being a fan of film and the whole industry and just entertainment in itself, you couldn't help but to watch that. I did not see the Golden Globes because who cares? Who really gives a shit? But much like Ricky Gervais said, he doesn't care. So who gives a shit?

He's gonna say whatever he wants. Who cares about everything? it's not important to me because it is a trending topic you weren't gonna be able to avoid it I don't know how trending it was I don't know I don't know yeah who gives it I don't care at all I really I genuinely don't give a fuck so if you're keeping a squad home you had to watch it but I didn't watch it it's trending but maybe it's not trending and I don't care. Brilliant fucking hell is it? Is he doing this on purpose? Dude, that was six minutes. Six minutes of that.

I didn't cut out or anything that meant anything. It was just him repeating that same shit over and over and over again. Shameless. Podcasting is not for you, my friend. The English language. Even just conversing with people. Probably that's what you should do. Comprehension not high in his list I'll tell you what just sit and listen for the next 15 years just listen

Just take it all in maybe have John Stuttering John show you how apostrophe's work. I don't know. Oh shit Yeah, that would be the worst thing for this guy listen to John's pockets. All right. I get jokes now I've been listening to a job for the last three weeks. I'm ready to go jokes now. I've been listening to some of your job for the last three weeks. I'm ready to go. Speaking of which, I haven't seen the Twitter jokes that I asked for. Have you seen these getting populated in the Reddit or Discord? Unfortunately no, but I'm sure your people will get right out. I do want to say one of my favorite things that happened, I think it was this past week, is there is now a shamest channel in our discord. Shamest watch channel. And that's my favorite thing to happen in our discord. It's amazing.

It's a mix elbow. Yeah, it's my favorite thing. I've masturbating on that all week. So the the other one I got for you, this is from Crosier's random bullshit file. There is a podcast called Rolling Stone Music Now and it's fucking terrible. But they interview this dude and it was two people.

I didn't write their names down cause fuck them. They are discussing the deceased soundcloud rapper, Juice World, who you and I are obviously huge fans of. And how his music relates to emo music and forget all the virtual signaling you're gonna hear, tell me if you've ever heard of vocal fry like this before. This is number 38. Oh, that's set up.

Just say it, by the way, this person has vocal, it's part of this conversation. It would make Lucy love that. I love that. Right, it's a lyrical trope. It's also, I mean, this is music made by a very young person. That too. As was a lot of the emo stuff. Yeah, exactly. In both cases, you're doing this sort of like late adolescent men who have their hearts broken and feel sad about it and express that in a way that's not you know

Super sophisticated doesn't hold up to like deep scrutiny But is nonetheless authentic and real and resonates with people the rolling stone magazine putting this out Yeah, and it's broadcast and series XM they make it a podcast It's awful fucking dammit dude. He the guy is saying a paragraph He gets three words out and hits the vocal fry and keeps the vocal fight for the rest of the paragraph I couldn't fucking believe it he's like I'm like it's not like a fucking frog going at it dude on real I have to ask you this question yes how did you find that clip are you listening to this podcast well I like podcast yes you do I like music I found a podcast. I'm like, let me hear what Rolling Stone music now sounds like

Yeah, that's what it sounds like. I listen to him Good to know. All right. We have done it all today. Oh, there we ever holy shit. This feels like it's been a marathon What are we talking about? I'm not gonna do a recap because I honestly don't know all fucking I don't know what we talked about. think David Leroth was in there somewhere. I hope we did a good job on that But speaking of David Leroth, it's time for everyone's favorite segment All right, we're gonna play a clip of the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP. Lauren Lapkiss, dude. She's so much fun. I adore her.

She is one of the coolest people. God, do I say this every week? It sounds like I do, but you know, I get I'm in charge of who gets to come on the show. So it's all the coolest people. We both are. We both are. We both. We both are. But Lauren is someone that I have worked with before.

I knew she was cool. And she's totally open to anything. So it makes her the perfect guest for this kind of show. We did slam poetry. Sam, what did you think of? I love this episode. I cannot wait for everyone to enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it. Do you know what that is, Crush?

No. I didn't think so. I'm gonna say the name of that and see if you know what it is. You know Tofer Graces? Tofer from uh... uh...70s show? About 70s show. Yes!

It's Doors! Podcasts were interview shitty comedians? Minor adventures with Tofer Gr for Grace and he's doing slam poetry is a podcast Suggestion that came in from Drew Lane back to back suggestions Wow coming in for our new best friends to Detroit I would rather hear a podcast to the other 70 show Scientologists that rapes everybody that would be a show I'd listen to oh Maybe we can do that as well

Is there about cast about that? There should be. Brian McRape week with Brian Masterson or whatever's name. I haven't listened to a lot of this podcast yet. Yeah, thankfully. But it sounds like another one of these shows like Dex Shepard, like Dare I say Conan the Brian, where it's a celebrity who has a lot of friends and then they're able to invite them over to their house and record a 50 minute conversation that I wish I never heard. Because they talk about nothing. Wow. It's people who are self-important,

talk about important they are about themselves. Fucking slam poetry. Oh, I can't wait. I mean, that's the bottom of the barrel. I can't wait. I've heard that this show is atrocious. So I am looking forward to that. Crozier, thank you so much for coming on the show. Oh, this is me. Is there anything that you would

like to promote my friend? Yes, I'm gonna be on the subreddit later. I am Harry Limpanana. Come check it out. Check, come check me out. So please the must-piss. Of morning radio. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. There's no less!

Me and I. He gets a shit who gets a pot. Monster bee. You're not charismatic. You you fucking know all about this shit. You fucking know all about this shit You two are in his droves and we show his house job. Bullshit Fucking things Fucking cares Fuckin' face. Fuckin' face. ROOF, FUCKING CARES! Ready, I got the bow.

What does it make it make it easier? That's right. Are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. The only other thing that I wanted to talk about that I forgot was and this was being discussed in our subreddit. Our friend Stuttering John had a stand-up show

at the Van Nies comedy club at the spring box show or at the spring box is the name of the place and someone posted a picture of the stage. I saw that. Oh God. So basically what it is is it's a restaurant slash sports bar. Yeah. And in the corner there is just a little triangle stage that's maybe half a foot off the ground. Yeah. With a really sad single straight up microphone stand and giant screen TVs behind it. Oh my God playing baseball. Oh my God. And as someone who used to do sports bar happy others with an acoustic guitar, even I was like, oh wow dude. You falling for. And then the show was like five or six comedians out. Yeah.

I think it's still coming up. Can somebody who lives out in LA, please go to these fucking show. I mean, yeah. Come on. I'm not asking you to heckle. Yeah. I don't want you to communicate with this person. I just want footage. Yeah. Well honestly, I want to steal all those jokes You almost I was a spittic over my fucking computer It's asshole copy just as I was drinking my beer. God dammit I was drinking my beer. God dammit. Crows, let's talk about some voicemails. Yes, let's do it.

You wanna sing about it or you wanna? I wanna point out, I wanna point out that almost everyone who called this week had one bar reception and we're in a wind storm. Perfect. So mostly unlisted a blinding, I didn't pull any of those. Great. So if you don't hear your call, it's because

it sounded like complete garbage or it was really boring of those. Great. So if you don't hear your call, it's because it sounded like complete garbage or it was really boring and stupid. Yeah. Which is actually always the case. Some guy feels bad that the bills lost, which I appreciate. Last week I was out here talking about, I got to watch the bills game.

I'm just out with the bills during the playoffs. Yeah. And that was a rough one. Yeah. Hey Carl, I just wanted to call and say I'm very sorry for your loss. Thanks buddy. I know must be tough. Yeah. It sucks to know but it happens to everybody. And also yeah the podcast they're not fucking late but funny. Yeah okay. I personally didn't actually care about the bills at all. Yeah I think my full fans are used to that right? They really let me down. You used to playing in the playoffs?

No! No, you used to get into their fucking hearts, Christ. Yeah, you used to losing, yes, for sure. All right, this is Reese the Beast. Now, Reese the Beast, as you may know, is an Australian gentleman, huge fan of the show. Yeah. And of course, the entire WATP community is concerned

about his well-being of course with the tragic Fires that have engulfed that entire continent. Yeah, or as my sister called it on Facebook Island I don't think she listen to our show. I sure should hope she'll just get this far end Yeah, all right. This is Reese the Beast. Let me know he's okay. Hi, come on three. The base here again. Well, I called yesterday. We're getting molested by Kim out. I just wanted to say to me, as you know, Australia is currently burning to the ground. It's pretty fucked up. So I just wanted to decide him, the other Australian fan, I hope you're all right, I can't even play in the voice now, so I'm not, your site is not worried about tonight. And now I'll ask him, fuck you, Scott Morrison,

Scott Morrison's there, but I mean, he's a Harbors time site, fuck you, and say it out. Fantastic, I give that call three flaming koalas. Anyway, there you go. Fantastic. I give that call free flaming koalas. Well, you would not be alone. As you may or may not know, Vic is not a fan of Australians. Yeah. Yeah. So people in the discord are asking her if she's the one who started the fight.

After she raped friend, right? Sure. Yeah. I know. She did call in with this about Australia. Hey, Carl, fuck you, it's Vic. Anyway, so you have some listeners in Australia. For the low price of filming a video of yourself, lighting Australia on fire, I'll put a new doubt. That's it because I think I've made it clear of my hatred for Australia. You know, it's already on fire, but

it could be bigger. All right. Wow. Let me know that video. Call me back. All right. Wow. Vic out doing herself and just her hatred for this entire country. Yeah, seriously. So I don't know if you know what that's based on. I'm sure you do this Kalen Ward Instagram model. Oh yeah, yeah. Said she would send you a nude

if you donated $10 to the Australian fund. It raised like three quarter of a million or something. Up to 700,000. Yeah, that's amazing. Up to 700,000 for that. So I can only imagine what kind of damage Vic is going to do with this offer of news. Well, in the Instagram models of the fence, finding pictures of naked women on the internet. Very difficult. Very difficult to do. Worth $10 every single time. Yeah. I can think of a way that I would be able to keep that $10 within about three to half minutes. I would no longer care about it. All right.

Here's a question about and I want to say this is the official Vic segment of the show has become there is almost zero Vic talk this week. So I'm guessing that that call right there might reignite that. Yeah, I was going to say why they could move it again. Show up today. I know it's weird, but people people are kind of bored with the whole Vic narrative. And now we're more concerned about other things. I assume this person was listening to who's right. Hey Carl, I just wanted to say how much I appreciate how if you bring something up from a previous episode, you take the time to actually go through and bring everybody

up to speed. I was listening to this fucking podcast the other day and the guests just kept bringing up inside jokes and like nobody got it and it was really sad and I'm glad I don't have to put it up with this when I watch WITP. Anyway-P. Anyway, good job, call me back. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it is something that I take pride in. I was talking to a friend of mine whose first name may or may not be Eddie. And he was explaining to me how confusing

is by our podcast. I mean, there's no idea what's going on. And I literally explained what we're doing at nauseam every single episode. Yeah. We are gonna talk about this show. It's hosted by these. Yeah. We are gonna talk about this show. It's hosted by these people. Now we're gonna talk about this thing.

This thing happened last weekend or show. That's why I'm talking about the, I couldn't explain it more. Yeah. But it's still confusing to certain people out there. Yeah. Go figure. All right.

PJ makes great song parodies, but not everyone agrees. Yeah, PJ should stop doing the song parodies or at least Carly should quit playing them. They're very long. The poorly sung. Wow. It's on a shoehorned down in there and it's really boring to listen to. Fuck. So yeah, just stop making song parodies. It's not 1997 anymore. Dude, where do you get a load of my song parody for today? I totally disagree with that. This person has a listening to the isotopes, soundcloud, and every fucking track sounds exactly the same. So, working on that maybe.

And so I started reading the description on soundcloud and it says, sun cloud and and say the eyes of those have been crafting quote unquote brutal face melding instrumental rock and roll since 2001 and well it's not brutal it's not face melding what it's not rock and roll and I hope it's not seen in 2001 because I hold the fuck that's a long time for it. Yeah, it is a long time now. Those are bad, buddy. The good thing is instrumental because I don't have to listen to your voice. Fuck sake, right? I would rather listen to your fear piercing screaming using the podcast rather than fucking music so yeah that's it.

You forgot about my slide whistle. Yeah. My slide whistling skills. Who doesn't want to hear that? Last week we had a show Doug vs. Doug. Oh that was amazing. It was great. Yeah.

I was really impressed by how both of those guys were so brutal to each other's call home. Yeah. It was so fucking funny. Right. So funny. And by the way, since then, Doug from Good Times Great movies has been making the rounds. I think he's guessing on 17 podcasts since then. No shit. Yeah, everyone wants to talk to this guy. He's the hottest guy on the internet. He's got comedy now. Yeah. This person thinks that that was a rip off of a bit done on another show. Hey, Carl, I just listened to the latest episode. I don't know. I just didn't hit the same itch that the normal show format scripts.

I don't know. I think that Dick showed it some of the similar wall back to see who got on their network or whatever. Wow. I think it was. Thought cops and now for a human consumption or some shit like that. Only that but first off, I don't know how anyone's supported in that episode. I did very little talking. Yeah. It was mostly dog and dog.

Ranging on each other. Who's it? Who's it? And he's right, and I didn't even think of this to be honest with you, but about a year or so ago, Dick had the thought cops go up against not for human consumption, two different podcasts, Badelich on the show to win a place on his network. Oh, no kidding.

And it was not nearly as entertaining as Doug versus Doug. Well, this week you got to hear me, PJ, David Lee Roth, and Stuttering John all sing completely out of key. That's true. You are the winner this week, kind of. Maybe I should start singing a few tunes here. Here is a white supremacist who doesn't like being called a white supremacist.

What? Hey, Carl, it's kind of funny how you assume that the one voice mailer who corrected his name pronunciation and gave a podcast recommendation is a white supremacist. That would be like if you called me a faggot for listening to W-A-T-P. Fair point. The fuck was the point of that? I don't know if you remember this, but last week, yeah, like I said, his name is Mike and knock. The guy who listens to the white

supremacist show doesn't want to be called the white supremacist. He goes, but he goes if you want to hear a really good white nationalist show, you can listen to this thing. Okay, so he's white national. I don't know. Guns and roses fan, what are you supposed to call these people? I don't know that works. Nico who I don't know if you know about Nico but he's on the lamb. Okay. His mom's still looking for him. Marissa Jones can't help him. The missing child. Nico of course. The missing child. He's actually an adult and had sex with an underage girl. Oh yeah. It is wanted for rape. Yeah. He's known as a rapist. I understand that. Cool among us. Hey Carl, it's me Nico. Love your last podcast. I didn't listen to any of it besides the voicemail. Last week I was referred to as the resident rapist

of the voicemail segment or something into that except so I don't like that title so I'm gonna try and and pay away from from raping at this point and and and I want to be known for something different than that. Good idea. So before I said I was going to rape the fraying dresser impersonators. Yeah. It would be a waste of time to rape the actress because yeah, been there done that. I mean that that bridge has been crossed already. Okay, so I'm just gonna start killing people. Okay, and I'm gonna start with the friend, director, and personators. Good, I know. They're probably not gonna be calling in soon, hopefully, because I'll be killing them. Perfect. Can we add the new guy to that list. Yeah, that's all I got to say now. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be in Rochester

I knew the Rochester area later later in the week Hit me up, you know, yes, we can go we go raping kids and stuff Call me back, man. Now I thought I didn't want to rape. What? You just need a little rebranding. Yes. In the US military, they don't call it rape. They call it a struggle snuggle. So for some reason, I believe that is probably a true thing.

Only grows with no. Oh, the guy who sang Danny Boyd, this was, I want to say last summer. Yeah, that's guy called in and sing Danny boy just beautiful. Oh, amazing. Really melted my heart. Yeah. Well, he has high praise for our friend PJ and I got to say all the people who say got this show. Those are the two at the top of the list. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh! Hey, what's going on, buddy? That Danny Boy Kid, that thing that should. Anyway, fucking love here in PJ. Make that fucking amazing ass music. PJ, it's a two, I love your voice. I want to help you become a beautiful butterfly.

And me up is one of our singing tips. Anyway, this fucking Larry is bringing on a big, I think he's fucking Butterfly One alert singing tips anyway Bring it on big I think you fucking retarded not like that you as a shit anyway Alrighty then unfortunately PJ does not listen to the segment of the show. Yeah, I'm less. It's by accident That's true, but PJ there's an invitation to learn how to sing. Wow. So there you go Kind of ruined his magic though. You know what I would enjoy that much. He's got a very Organic style. It's true. That could only be ruined by training. This guy calls back in because he felt weird about his voicemail Dude is it's a Danny boy kid again. I think I put on some kind of New York accent.

What the fuck was that anyway, by? I get that a lot. People eat all you get call in. You're like, fuck, why did I just do that? I get people to say, please don't play that last one. Yeah, I just went on there. It's like, all right, we'll definitely play sober up. They don't want to fuck.

Nobody's ever sobered up. I haven't seen that happen yet People are concerned about how my wife feels about all of these female listeners that we have Carl this is your wife calling you. Oh wait. I apologize. I Forgot this is actually my wife calling. Yeah, who makes more sense? Carl this is your wife calling you. Hey honey. I don't appreciate this fucking Vic and Fran calling you all the time. So if you want, if you don't want to flip on the couch tonight, call me back and we'll try to work this out. Alright, I will call you back. Mrs. Carl. Yeah. So it's good. I just have one more voice

now to play. Alright. You came in this morning. I forgot to write down what it's about. Probably the bills. Let's see. Hey, Carl. How about them bills? Yeah. Man, Josh Allen really shit hit pants at the end there. Yeah. Call me back. Alright, fair enough. Grouch. Thanks again for coming on. Thank you. You have provided a closer for us, which is something that I always need to have a hard time ending these shows. If the voicebell segment. So I want to thank you again for coming over doing a shit ton of prep work listening to all of an entire episode of Southern John. Yeah. Which I

don't even know why you would do that but I very much appreciate it. My pleasure. And we'll have you back again. I definitely want to do a bonus episode. Sweet. I want to I want to get more into what Shamamus is up to and his take on Ricky Trevace. And thank you everybody for tuning in and for playing along in the discord. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourself.

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