Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep191 - MAPs irl

Episode Date: February 2, 2020

We're changing it up a bit this week, Doug and Kaya are taking over the show. They discuss a podcast featuring pedophiles who are "open" about their mental illness.  I believe there are other annoying podcasters featured as well. I'm looking forward to listening to it myself.  Check out Doug's show - https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Check out Kaya's show - https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Support WATP - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, what's up, backslapers and cussers of ruse, we are bringing you a special episode this week. It is a carolous episode. I'm very excited that the great Kai from the official podcast and of course our good friend Doug from whose right are filling in for me this week to review a podcast or two and it worked out perfectly because I got food poisoning on Friday and was up all night vomiting and shitting which was a lot of fun so I was not in good shape on Saturday when they recorded this episode so really appreciate them filling in for me.

I got food poisoning from Jeremiah's tavern, which is interesting enough because that happens to be the restaurant where Opie and Carl Ruiz went when they came to Rochester the last time and we made fun of them praising the Tater tots and of course Carl reached out to us directly to let us know why the Tater tots at Jeremiah's were so good. Maybe they are don't get a salad there as my friend Jeff and I both learned from having lunch there on Friday I got if you're just tuning in Jeremiah's tavern gives you food poisoning. Don't eat there All right, I am excited to hand the show off to Kaya and Doug. I also want to encourage everyone to go check out the Druenn Mike show, the episode that

they put out from January 30th. And it features Nikki Glazer. She's the first guest they have on there. And then I think about an hour and a half in or so. I come on the show and we spend over an hour, we talk about, uh, Stuttering John, we talk about Paulie Shore, we talk about Paul Lee Shore, we talked about David Lee Roth, had a lot of fun mixing up with those guys. They are huge fans of W-A-T-P, so that was a great experience. Check out that episode and check out the Drew and Mike show. Great stuff from Detroit. Alright, without further ado, I will let Kaya and Doug shitt all over what I've been

building for four years now. Take it away boys! Hey Billy, can you say W-A-T-P? W. Very good. Uh huh, do you remember the next letter? It's the first letter of the alphabet. A. A. That's right, it's good.

T. And then? Oh. Goddamnit Billy, did you fucking forget the letter P again? Why do you make me do this every time? Do you think I like this? Do you think I like this? Ha!

Why do you always forget the last letter? It's W. A. T. P. I'll know the letter P. It's W-A-T-P-E. I'll know the letter P. I'll show you the letter P. W-A-T-P.

W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Ah, coming at your life. So we have ourselves a special episode this week of W-A-T-P. This is Doug from Whose Right Podcast. Uh-huh, and it's me, Kaya, the usual German guy. So Karl has stepped away with a bad case of the shits and pukes. And we are jumping in and we are going to be talking about a podcast called Maps in real life. What is Maps? Maps are minor attracted persons. This is a pedophile podcast. It's bipedophiles, presumably four pedophiles, and it's terrible from every standpoint. It is uncomfortable. That was the word I was taking off.

Yeah, I was thinking that I am not convinced in the least. I firt their arguments. I do not like them. I think I can safely say that I've been very open-minded and even listening to their side of the story and no, I cannot say that they've won me over. So you're not the pro petal camp now. No, not ever. How about you? Okay. No, I, uh, so you know, gay bashing and all that shit. So these are the type of gay people that you want to beat up. They, they prance around. They, you know, they slur the words and they try to butt-fuck your kids. And they talk about it openly.

It is, it is, it is so fucking odd to me that this is a show. Yeah, well, that was a, that part was a little odd to me too, because yeah, these people did not use to be this bold and all of a sudden, you're seeing these, they have their own podcasts now, they unashamedly put their photos up on their Twitter's with, you know, not their real names, but you could find out their real names if you really tried. Suddenly, this pedophilia thing went from something that you would hide for fear of death and getting run out of the neighborhood. And now they're all so proud about it out and about

making podcasts attending symposiums, which I didn't even know that there was he does symposiums, which, uh, episode did you listen to? I think it was number seven. It was, uh, uh, maps as parents. Uh, so they had a guest on her name is, uh, map supreme or map supremacy or something. Um, but yeah, she was a really stupid con who wants to fuck kids and also has kids. Oh, God, Jesus, how old are they? I don't know, I think maybe eight if I recall. So my clip number 21 is to me what sums up the show

of the episode that I'd listen to. Let's hear it. A while back, because when my kid was like a toddler, he would get hurt and I'd kiss his boo-boo as one does. And one day, he accidentally zipped his weiner, and it was pants and hurt himself, obviously. And he asked me to kiss his boo-boo. What the fuck?

What the fuck? That's fucked. That's fucked. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Oh. Oh. If you want to know how that story ends, you're going to have to go check out that podcast yourself

because I'm not telling you. Ha ha. Yuck. Holy shit. Okay. So, do you want to chain your clips here? Otherwise, I'm going to play my own and it's a bit long. Now you go ahead, we'll bounce back and forth.

This is basically what we used for the teaser last week, except I had edited that teaser for some brevity. Here's the longer version of it. This is about one of them, a guy called Peace, and I don't know if he's a permanent co-host or if he was just a guest, but it's just coming out story, basically. Well, first off, it's peace. I'm a boy lover who's a proponent of queer gender and youth liberation, and I'm a metal head and punk who's in dozens in DOI. And if you want to talk boys and video games, then I'm your guy.

My coming out was like probably better than most people's because I'd known about my attraction for a really long time, but I didn't call myself a pedophile until like four years ago when I joined the community. Because for a really long time, I was into boy-man relationships. I loved reading about them. My friends wrote stories about that kind of stuff for me. I wrote about it in classes and I'm very glad

that my teachers had a good relationship with me because I feel like if not, they probably would have called somebody on me. So, okay, I wanna pause it real quick there. Imagine you're a teacher. Imagine you're any fucking sane adult, okay? But especially a teacher, you're in a position of mentoring little kids

and one day your kid comes, he's in your class and he starts writing stories and drawing art of a small child having sex with an adult. What do you assume that he's gonna stay after class? So, that's what I'm saying. So, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's of an adult molesting a child, I'm thinking CPS needs to be called immediately because this kid is getting dittled at home. I would not let that kid leave to his parents before the police is present. So let's continue apparently his, so Jesus Christ. His friends are cool with it. his teachers are cool with it.

Let's see who Elton's immediate vicinity is a fucking pedophile. But so I came out to myself in college and I came out to all my friends and they were pretty much like, well yeah, I pretty much figured that because I didn't really hide my attraction. The only person in my family who knows unfortunately is my mom because she's the most I guess progressive of my family. And I don't really feel comfortable telling the rest of my family. But my mom has been really good about it and like, we'll talk to me about it. And she'll make little jokes about it when she sees like a boy or something,

she'll say something about it. So jealous. That's pretty much it. I am in social work so I've been able to somewhat use my position as a student of social work to talk about the subject with other people in and out of school. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, that is so I was a minute and a half and there is just so much rock and this fucking shit in that one clip. That's another difficult thing about this podcast. So it's I was almost tempted to have us listen to this episode life and simply pause and comment on it as we go because almost

every minute of this is jam packs with things that need to be acknowledged. All of the single problems act. What do you mean your friends knew exactly? No, no, no, so yeah, all my friends knew that I like to fuck kids, and my mom knows, and she's okay with it, because she's the most progressive in the family.

So, play my number 11. It she voted for Bernie. I can come out to him. Uh, clip 11. Here we go. There's no difference. Um, I, I mean, sometimes I wonder if my parents have forgotten that I'm like gay and I'm happy and so on. Um, yeah, parents forgot that you're gay and you fuck kids.

I doubt it. So, okay, I can recognize that voice that is, that's a like-like guy, right? And before I get to that, that is the guy who came out to his parents with a letter because he didn't even have the balls to tell to their faces here he goes. My parents were like a bit more, they seemed very concerned and like something like

we should talk about this and then make like vague sentences when two weeks after I came out to them in a letter, that I left them and then went back to the city where I'm studying. But yeah, when I came back after two weeks, we talked and even though like they said some stuff that was so helpful, but eventually, like I explained to them why what they said parts of me and I think understood and now it's like nothing has ever happened.

Like the fucking pedophile his feelings were hurt. If you were a 12 year old it would be as traumatic listening to this guy talk as it would be for him to violate you. Come on, like, like, take there's pants off. So yeah, that's his disability. He has, I think this might be a first in WATP history, where we have a guy who has this specific crutch double word, where he repeats words and most of the time it's the word like and I have an example of this where it's just his sentences become unintelligible. Like, like, usually there's always like like so many, I don't know, to lay your files or that was unedited. That is an unedited clip of the sky using the word like five times within five seconds.

That's insane. So my number three is the, whatever the other host is, I don't know their names, asking him if he wants to be a dad. I mean, I'm only 23, I don't think I've ever really thought about that. I don't think so. I mean, because I'm gay and I'm like I guess it's maybe a reason because I've never really that much like thought about it Like it sounds to me like a very adult thing like to be apparent and I mean It that's the turnoff is it's it's an adult And that's the turn off is it's an adult thing. No, I don't want to, ew, race children myself, but then what if they grow old and then I

still have to take care of them? I won't even be attracted to them anymore. That's not in my age of attraction. Oh, fuck you. So what was funny to me about that though is the the host asked him knowing that he's gay knowing that he is attracted to kids The guys is no I'm not interested in being a parent and the host seems shocked like you don't want to be a dad There's nothing about his lifestyle that screams. Hey, I'm gonna be a good father Yeah, no shit. I wouldn't even communicate actually. I want to prefer forget police could

how would you even communicate? Actually, I want to be sure I forget Polid's quick compilation of him liking a lot of likes like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, maybe I like, not necessarily like, like, like, like, a very far away, like, like, I had to travel, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like I Started to put it together a a light compilation and I know there's too much fucking work. I'm out. I'm not doing this Nope, I zeroed in on this motherfucker. There was all all exclusively his and then exclusively from the first 30 minutes What else you got so the the Female that the mom guest that was on, she was very incoherent. She is a, she is a they, if that makes any sense, it does. And, all right, so play my number six.

This is her, her, her talking and not saying anything. I have no idea about it. It acts your identity a lot, right? Yeah, it does. It's kind of a positive change, but also somewhat of a negative change, because at least for me, because it gives me, from a positive change, I feel like I have more to give, to just, you know, in general.

Yeah, but she does. God. So she goes on. She says, I don't normally talk about this, but and then she talks about it, history of a mental illness. But by not normally talking about it, she brings it up almost every other sentence that she is fucking mental. Play my number four.

This is asking about if she's ever considered getting her tubes tied. Did you want to be a parent growing up? No, I want plan to be child-free my entire life and I wanted to get my tubes tied. At the time, I was like, it doesn't matter if I'll change my mind, that I'm not equipped to be a parent. Because I I thought between the mapness and mental illness problems, I thought I would be a terrible parent. Yes, because you would fuck your kids. You would be a horrible parent. Which he literally does.

Does she not? I mean, she gives them blow jobs, apparently bloody blow jobs to toddlers. Bloody blow jobs for babies. Blow jobs. There's your band name, Carl. And then again, with number seven, because before I had any kids, I was never really like, I couldn't keep a job because mental illness problems. No, she's lazy. She's lazy. She's either too lazy. I mean, thank God, right? You don't want this person to be

around anyone in public. Hang on, let's see, I have a bunch of clips that I want to thank God, right? You don't want this person to be around anyone in public. Hang on, let's see. I have a bunch of clips that I want to get through, which is, so this is, I'm setting on many levels. It's basically all of their coming out stories, which is what Episode One was. And you'll notice a common theme among all of them that people are surprisingly cool.

And I don't know why towards them so let's see. I always thought I had to have our long debates with my friends or my family after coming out and it was I guess sort of almost a bit of a disappointment to just hear them say okay you are mad and we accept you and then it was like wait wait but I had already like for yes in my head all these two pat debates you know how many speeches written out like like even the fucking pedophile is surprised he's like shocked like what the fuck I was prepared to be attacked and come under attack and defend my kitty fucking and instead he's like oh Well people were kind of cool, and I don't know why and then

They all got this got them reaction hang on so one of them came out to a student group If you a student group right that's something I think I should tell when I came out to them in like an email and the next time I met them, it is our like organizing events. They say, hey, like we could organize a workshop about all different orientations. And we could like also include in other events like about privileges and discrimination, like some stuff about Stig maggots, naps. Stig maggots, naps, and shit. Stick maggots, yeah. So he comes out to his student group

and their idea is, hey, let's have a concert with the theme about what's stick must and privileges and discrimination against pedophiles. Why do these people live? Where's this fucking happening? This guy, Jesus Christ, and then here, yet more evidence of their friends just being cruel with this shit.

What was your most supportive moment or like most like uplifting kind of response you got? I'm not really sure. I think it might just be my friends who were so nonchalant about it because they basically thought they were like yeah I get that the way you talk about boys the way you rant and rave about this kind of stuff because like my mom at first she did the whole you know like well you're not gonna like do anything right that kind of thing but my friends were so chill about it. I think because they've had years of dealing with it

because I was that person in the group. I was the shodacon, I was the person who you would go to if you wanted to find that kind of stuff. What the fuck? He was a fucking child porn dealer. Yeah, his friends are cool with it. And then his bigot mom, who I guess isn't progressive enough, she was a little worried that he might go out and do something. And then these people are now so comfortable, apparently, that one of them came out to

school to alay the rumor that he might not be a pedophile. But this year, actually, I decided to come out to my entire school. I basically thought I did like last year, but I didn't know that it was just like some people thought it was a rumor. Oh my god, like can you believe some of them just thought it was a rumor that I did old children? Oh, I had to come out in front of the whole school. What the fuck is going on? Where did I wake up? This is like the Twilight Zone. All of these pedophiles sitting in a circle and this pedophiles anonymous podcast talking about, yeah, everyone fucking loves us. And then finally, I heard this and I just felt so good to hear some sanity.

And this is the last and the coming out series of my clips. And then I decided like to tell my professors and like students, I don't know basically. And my life is like, oh boy, it is right. Like I got doxed over the summer. People were trying to get me kicked out of school. It has been a while time. Finally, a sane reaction. Okay, I don't understand. He's basically the way he explains it.

He just walks around and tells everybody, I want to fuck kids. Anybody that'll listen, anybody that'll listen to them talk. And then he's surprised that somebody is, gets upset by, I want to fuck kids. Anybody that'll listen, anybody that'll listen to them talk, and then he's surprised that somebody gets upset by it. I got docksed, I think he meant dicked, but fuck Jesus Christ. So what I thought was funny when I was listening through these, so they were using a bunch of words and acronyms

that I have no idea what any of it means. So as I'm listening to this, I'm trying to clip everything and then I'm trying to search everything and see if I can figure out what they're talking about. Then I realized that I'm probably into deep and now I'm on a list somewhere because of all this shit that I'm looking up. What's your age of attraction? So what I thought was moving on. So what I thought was funny was they would anybody that doesn't want to fuck a kid, they call them a normie. If you played my number 12, I know my I have a friend, like one of my normiemy friends, she's a lesbian and she, her, like, nieces and nephews don't know,

because she's just said there's not really no organic time to bring it out. So she's like, I don't know what to do. So in her case, if you don't allow your child to stick his little infant arm up your fucking pussy, you're a normie. Like, normie is what makes me think of boring, right? Yeah, normie is like the internet's slaying for a square.

You're not one of them. You're the normal people. Fuck. So the same woman, she's in there talking about what it's like to be a parent who's attracted to kids and all that. And this is her explanation of how parenting works. Number nine. A lot of my sense of like accomplishment comes from, you know, making sure that they learn how to be safe and how to be healthy and like if they have questions I can answer their questions for them or where I can be like, oh, I don't know. Let's and teach them how to find their own answers correctly on like Google without you know

following some weird things. Oh yeah we wouldn't want that. Our description of parenthood is to teach them to use a fucking search engine. That's how easy parenting is. Why do I get the feeling she means she is going to teach them to use the dark web so they can look at porn together as a family. Anything you need to find is on 4chan. God, what a piece of shit. So what I'll let you go on about her. I have so many questions about her, but I assume you've got your clips lined up.

So that was the funny thing about this. Every time that I'm on WATP, I always organize my clips into a subcategory so I can try to reference them on the fly. And this one, it's just one category. None of this makes any sense to me. So number 13 is her explaining how she came out to her kid or whatever. I figure putting his dick in her mouth kind of was, does that not count as coming out? What's just called mama? I've explained to him that, because he was asking me if there's a lot of mental illnesses

and mental problems and stuff and assing, yes. And I was like, there's schizophrenia, there's bipolar, there's BPD, and then instead of those social sexual ones, like there's Zootphelia, there's pedophilia and I explain pedophilia as being, I didn't bring up like a pedophilia and he's a little kid, you know, that's too much information. Too much information, I need to keep it simple, you know. Yeah, keep it simple so we can get it nice.

Okay, Billy, this is called pedophilia. You're not going to tell the police. Okay, do not talk to the police. I didn't explain to him the difference between the police and the FBI. We got to keep it simple for the children. Jesus, fuck. Number eight is her talking about what it's like now that she has kids in this lifestyle. What's this woman a pedophile before she had children? Yes. Oh, okay. Because in one of those clips, it sounded as if she just tried to pass it off as an accident that she just discovered her in her

pedophile when she sucked on her baby's balls. No, her kid was the accident. At a hard time keeping a job, I wasn't very like, I never went to college, stuff like that. And I was like, oh, I'm just like a worthless human. But now that I have kids, Oh, well, you're even more worthless than a human. No, you're child abuse or that's worse. Now that I have kids, I have a live-in fuck buddy that depends on me for nourishment.

Everything's different now. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You can't even move out. What's he gonna do? What are you gonna do? Tell your mom? How many more you got over? I've got I've got plenty. You can you can play a couple. I've got plenty, you can play a couple. Okay, so is this woman single? Where are the parents in this? I mean, the father here. You know what?

I don't know that they ever talk about, I don't know if she ever talks about her, her, the father. I'm assuming she's got three kids, probably three different kids, I don't know. Okay, well, one of them does talk about dating in the beginning of the first episode, and this is what that sounds like. Like, I'm sure there are many, many maps in my city, but it's just, I have no idea how to find them,

even in like my region. It's so difficult. I have, have you ever been desperate enough to go, I don't know if Germany has this I've been desperate enough Where and it's not like I want to be friends with them or interact with them But I've gone on watchdog.com and been like Wait, but there are people like me my city. I'm not like an abuser like they are But like just to know that there are people in the vicinity Who could send my understand my train forever.

So you know your sexuality sucks when you when you start using the when you start using the sex offender registry as a dating site. This bitch just logged on to some watchdog website like it's okay, Qpids to check out if there's other people like her I'd never do something. I just want to see if there's other people like me who also touched kids not that I ever wrote L. Well, I think this is the same guy my number M18 I mean, they're not a good idea. They're like huge stereotype thing or not stereotyping.

The thing that maps always like a lot of maps that I do always agree with. It's like, you know, like we're better with kids than normal people anyway. No, whatever. No. I think these people are so fucking gross. Why do normies think they're better for children? I'm a fuck. It's because normies kids don't have their AS is dilated. I'm not sure if this is that same lunatic, but one of them, so she doesn't like the stereotype that

pedophiles are child groomers who are just looking to groom kids of f**king so that's what the sounds like and pay attention here. I know so many maps. The stereotype of us being manipulative is the funniest thing in the entire world for me because no offense to any maps listening who this falls to. Most maps I know are so anxious. They stumble over themselves on a daily basis. They don't have, like, I could never imagine any maps I know being like, I'm going to groom and be manipulative. Like, y'all are a bunch of, we're a bunch of nerds. Most of us are mapping because we watch too much anime as kids.

Like, fuck that. Like, yuck. Yeah, no. So, uh-huh. Yeah, I know. Exactly. So I knew you would notice that let's enhance zoom in most of us are mapping because we watch too much anime This kids like fuck that

Okay, enough of that we all knew that was coming come on Jesus like have their episode is fucking them talking about anime and anime culture and anime media and how yo, so what hentai are you guys reading right now? Well, I am reading this comic book actually to spin off from the Marvel movie. Oh, I've seen that movie. And while we're on the topic, one of these retards, he really thinks that there should be more pedophiles in He really thinks that there should be more pedophiles in media. So, you know, the whole representation diversity kind of shit. So I want to speak to my state representative. Kids should be able to relate to them. So have a listen.

And indefinitely like I want to see Disney animated movies with minor-tracted characters. I mean that's like like the most important thing. I would say that media buy or for young people. The young people have like a character they can relate to young maps. Young maps. You know, that's like a foobu for kitty fuckers. For us by us. Okay, isn't that an oxymoron young MAPs?

If you are a minor, yeah, you were a minor attracted person, a 14 year old boy, probably just has a crush on the 14 year old girl in his class. He doesn't need, he's a kid. He's an MAP. I'm assuming that there's a lot of the same conversation in every episode about like, wo wo wo is us, where people don't like us because we fuck kids. Yep, my number M14.

What is the new term we're using? Map meazic. Map, map meaziac. I don't know. I'm actually, I don't know. Yes, I can't pronounce it. I think map meazic like without an A. Like, I think it's letting for more like something like hate.

And like it's like an alternative to forward because some people consider forward problematic because of the problem. What some people can go. I'm not afraid of them. I just take their guns. What? Right. Again, there's so much to unpack in that one clip. So they don't like using the word phobic because some people actually do have real phobias and

it will be ableist to use that word. So carelessly, is that their point? Okay. Yeah. So what is interesting to me is you have a group of I guess you would call them Social Justice Warriors because they they are different definitely language Nazis and They want to fuck your kid and so they will the worst combination M16 just just one of those is bad enough I think that's like just like the thing about I mean, well, you are queer, no, correct? I don't use the term queer because I'm one of those people who consider a slur, but yes, yeah, I'm by. No, you're a queer. She's offended by the word queer, but she's got a strap on in your infant.

but she's got a strap on in your infant. A little baby just doesn't even have a crib. It's just a sex swing in the room. A little baby just doesn't even have a crib. It's just a sex swing in the room. Finally, somebody in the house who just always wants to suck on my nipples. It's for the milk, but I don't care. Yeah, they get very indignant. Did you have another clip of them being Nazis? I don't right now, no. Good. Okay, so I want to talk about these symposiums they go to. They talk about it briefly. Okay, let me intro this. What Finley was saying, we met at the

symposium this year. The symposium is this beautiful place where maps and researchers, therapists and doctors and so on and so forth. And college students all the way to like the elderly come together and talk about how we can push the conversation of map acceptance as well as education as well as psychiatric help and resources forward. It's a nonprofit organization that's really important to our community right now. And yeah, I just wanted to add that little tidbit. So again, this is just baffling to me. I mean, I know it shouldn't be, but no matter how many times I hear this repeated that they meet up, it's mind blowing to me.

I know that then the olden days, I don't know if you remember that you're old enough probably to maybe you still have your membership card. I don't know, Nambla, right? The North American Man Boy Love Association. Yeah, yeah, from there. The problem is, you know, back then when the internet wasn't this widespread and easily accessible,

especially to children, all of these people, I think this is genuinely the one downside of the internet is that lunatics like this, instead of being segregated and isolated from each other, where they might keep a lid on their kings, they can now simply go on the internet and find other lunatics creepy fuckers like themselves. And then form the circle jerk where they reaffirmed their fucking, you know, whatever the fuck you call this paraphernalia, mental illness, they all sit in their silo and talk about how normal it is and how they're victimized for wanting to fuck it. Yeah, exactly. And so this is them describing exactly this, how good it feels

to meet with other pedophiles and finally just jer each other off and pat each other's on the back. I guess one of the feelings, the things I felt was sort of, I felt overwhelmed because I was in a room with all these other people and I finally wasn't the one who was like the odd one out. I had people all around me who were all coming from similar places. I didn't have to hide myself or like dance around the subject at all because if I said something everyone else would be like, yeah, I get that. And it was really magical to physically sit

in another room with all these other maps. It's like, and not worry that what I was saying would just be seen as weird or like predatory See exactly what I just said and this is bad. This is not a good thing It's a good thing for them because they can they don't have to make an effort to at least Control themselves because they can just meet up there and tell each other. No, no We're actually oppressed. It's everyone else that's closed-minded and dangerous. They're a danger to us, not the other way around. And this is a problem because they are becoming more and more arrogant. I've noticed.

And I wanted to listen to the tone in this guy's voice when he's talking about a lady whom he overheard talking about them at this symposium. And I don't like devouring the fucking free food and I hear this one woman say like, oh my god, like do you hear what they're talking about? It's a bunch of freaks. Like what's going on in there? Like what it's wrong with those people? They're wearing it on their shirts.

That's insane because we all had like little tags and they could tell we were with this group and they're like, I can't believe they have the audacity to wear it on their shirt. Lord Almighty, I have a tattooed on my ass, honey, you want to see it again? Because that was so rude, just mind your own damn business. That's what's rude. Yeah. The lady must have been out of the her age of attraction range. We went from these people having to hide and if they ever get found out, having, you know,

they will get themselves run out of the neighborhoods to now telling people, mind your business, honey. They're attacking us. Yeah. If I want to fuck kids, it's my business, honey. I have a tattoo too. It's a little baby. Yeah, that's right. What you're I have a tattoo too, it's a little baby.

Yeah, that's right. What you're gonna do about it. Holy fuck. And then of course they're happy that they can make jokes with one another, these pieces of shit. A thing that you don't get when you're around non-maps is that you can't, like, you were saying, like, you can say things and not be seen as predatory,

but also to push you even a little bit farther, you can make jokes. And it's exciting sometimes, and it's all of these other emotions that you're not allowed to feel in normal spaces. That was the first time, I wish I could remember some of them, but like someone made me laugh about my identity

instead of making me feel like I had to crawl into my skin. Like it was so liberating. Yeah, but you should crawl into your skin. Hopefully they listen to this episode. There's a laugh or two to be had in here. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Right, you don't have to be a pedophile to make jokes about pedophiles and pedophilia.

This is a little off subject, but this is my favorite clip, and I want to make sure that I pulled it, and I want to make sure that I don't skip over it. If you listen very closely, I think this explains, like try to do the theater of the mind, imagine what's going on, play my M23. But I suppose though, are you also romantic?

Oh, who's coming in my room? Like, if you're asexual, aromantic. In the middle of his big shot at the big time, his mom walks in his room. I love it. Who's going in my room? Mom! Are you talking to your petophile friends again?

Oh. You know, if I wouldn't have walked in here, I would have forgot about you being a kid fucker. Yeah, that's right. Do you always have to remind us by talking about pedophilia in our week on Mike? I'm only going to play one more. I don't know how many more clips you got. No, I'm out.

So let's go through all of these. Let's go. So, my M24, this was wrapping everything up. Herp, that mom that was on there promoting the next project that she's working on. Okay, so we're planning to put together a map scene about any kind of stuff, articles, art, literature, stuff like that, as long as it's, you know, safe work. I've had a file magazine as long as it's safe for work.

All right. So, okay. What is the content going to be here? Just a whole bunch of solid black boxes. Nothing. You can't read or see anything. just a whole bunch of solid black boxes. Nothing, you can't read or see anything. And not a news, Kansas, bands, child fucking yet again. What is the breaking news gonna be? This is gonna be, oh man, it's insane how these people just managed to crawl their way out of the gutter

and into the mainstream like this. It's, and I kind of get to why they got this arrogance and so self-confident to be just boldly coming out these days. You go on fucking Netflix and the top show they're promoting is just pedophile propaganda. It's like some 10 year old child touring the nation with a drag queen and they called a child a gay top. Yeah, yeah. It's becoming way too mainstream. That is Yeah, yeah, it's becoming way too mainstream. That is for sure. I don't understand it. Nor do I want to understand it.

And I am a little frustrated that I let you choose the episode that we were, or the podcast that we were gonna review. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, you're at the return. You're still gonna get your shut at the bees. Um, but yeah, there you go. I mean, if you keep normalizing this shit, then there you go.

This is what happens. These people are going to make their own podcasts, their own symposiums, their own map zines. Now that's what we're gonna have to worry about isn't fucking Scientologists and Mormons sending out pamphlets, it's maps. They're gonna be standing in front of Walmart. Like, hey, have you heard the word of our Lord and Savior,

fucking Mr. Swirl? So, I don't know how many times throughout this week when I was listening and clipping shit, you know, I was sitting there with the laptop on my on my lap and my chair and my wife would walk by and it's like, what do you listen to to? And I'd slam the lid shut. Nothing, nothing, there's nothing going on. We'll be pretty funny if they found this on your work computer. Like, if you had to hand it back in.

Yeah, that'd be great. When you switch positions or something or you get fired and they take your work laptops, like Douglas. Why do you have 13 hours of a pedophile podcast and several PDFs of their map, Zine. They have one patron and it's traced back to your work email. I don't understand what this has to do with prepping for a show. So you don't, you don't have anything else with the pedals. No, I'll let you have the stage. All right.

So in our conversations throughout the week, the week You had sent me a screenshot. It was somebody that tweeted you or tweeted at you whatever Kaya, do you have any podcast recommendations? I've listened to you guys too many times now and I'm enjoying who's right I just want to hear people random about I want to hear people ramble about random shit and a Another podcast which they tend to do, jumped on that as an opportunity to promote their show. It's called We Basic Bees, and what they said was, oh my gosh, random shit is our she-it.

It's crying face emoji. Give us a listen at WeBasicBees.com. So we did just that. Yeah. And we're gonna share the goodness with everybody. So I want to point out this, you know, we're doing this in lieu of taking clips from John and OP this week. We decided, hey, you know what, we could have a second half or something maybe with a different podcast. And this happens because we could not decide for days.

We couldn't decide, do we want to review that podcast or the pedophiles? Somehow these basic bitches are so terrible. They were almost a match for the pedophiles. Not not only that, I would go so far as to say that if we had to pick one episode to listen to right now, I would listen to the pedophiles over these bitches. These were, this is horrible. Okay, so from here on out, I'll just do this. So play my number, play B17. This is the clip that I think summarizes this show. All right. Planning your financial planning and you were like, I swear to God, I feel like he's been a grand on porcrine. But you totally relate to this.

I'm bitches. What is your, with like, forbiscope? What is he talking about when he talks about the bathroom? We got baby shrimp. We got a little shrimp. I don't even know what the hell is that. That's horrible. My husband is like. Carl, like, sir, I don't even know how to say it. How? That's how I'm like, my husband is like.

Well, yeah. So it's two, I think they're Filipino, two Filipino sisters. And their editing style is, it's where they cut out every space between every word. So you're going to hear some really shitty edits and all of this and it's not me. This is just how they put it out. They take away anything that could be that resembles a pause.

So you have, you listen to an episode, right? Yeah, as far as I could make it. I mean, that cackle is. It's exhausting, isn't it? Oh, I mean, it's audible, rape. Yeah., okay. So, yeah, we're talking about her laugh. I'll just go through them real quick. Play B7. God, is this what a seizure sounds like? That's fucking debilitating. So they start off the episode and they are sober and I don't know if I got, I don't

have enough time to go back to back to yeah play my B5. This is them being sober and not wanting to cuss. No, you haven't seen any of the lady in the white cat, Mew. What the freak? Okay, they have husbands. It's a shocker here. They're marrying somehow. Yeah, and apparently their husbands don't want to be around them.

So the two sisters have to just hang out and record each other fucking talking. And then so as it goes farther on B14, this is well into the episode and I think they're starting to get drawn. Thanksgiving or whatever. And he goes and you know what she said? She was like, we're not going anywhere until you fucking take me to Disney Fuck it's like if somebody held a jackhammer to your eardrum How are they that they're synchronized to assault you with their laughter? It's too perfect in how bad it is. If you play a BL1. So unrealistic. It's like, hey, honey, as a gift this year, I made a huge financial decision without your approval. You might want to look for a second job.

Mary Christmas. I thought that when I see that car commercial. So the easy thing is one that was it's really easy to see her laugh on the waveforms. So it's easy to clip them out. So when I heard that clip, it reminded me of something. So I put together this. This is BL2. I like I'll let the car commercial in there. I've got so many clips from these. Yeah. Okay.

So what I don't know the difference between the two of the two girls or women, whatever. They're both annoying. They are, I would imagine that both of their husbands make decent money by the way that they talk, and they're the type of people that just sit there sipping wine, talking about their neighbors, and how everything is horrible for everybody else. But one of the moms has a daughter who has cerebral palsy. And it's another one of those things where she says I don't like to talk about it, but then everything can be referenced back to her daughter having cerebral palsy.

Or maybe it's her son, whatever. So when, when she is talking to it with her sister, her sister starts telling her how she should feel about her son having cerebral palsy. Play my B9. Just give him a blowjob. No, if you guys heard this, I don't know. I've discussed it before or not. My oldest has cerebral palsy. You know, physically it's hard on her mentally, even harder. I don't think so. Like mentally it's not super hard. It is actually. I've had problems. Yeah, your problem will be right. I've had a lot of misuse. So your puzzle sketch is right. Yeah, probably right. I don't get it.

Yeah, you're probably right. It is harder. That was confusing. By the end of the clip, I couldn't even remember who Sonnet was anymore. But that's how the whole podcast is. They, oh fuck, I gotta see if I can find it here. Hold on, because it fits perfectly here.

But there's only two people talking. And fits perfectly here. But there's only two people talking and here, B15, there's only two people talking, but they added it in a way that there's like, they're all talking over themselves. Marked for Disney World. So you could go. I was going to leave it like that. I mean, I get it. No, okay. I think you assume this was edited because you think normal humans occasionally pause it when they speak, but these basic bees obviously do not. Oh, I know for sure it is edited.

I've got two clips. One where B 10 in the middle of one of them laughing, they cut them off or cut her off. Thank God. Figure it out left hand. But, you know, we've spent some time and I'm a tough mom. Okay, I heard that. And then, yeah, and then be a, this, this is a pretty good indication of what the entire episode is like.

As far as no breaths, it's just all chopped together. It is truly exhausting. Your brain doesn't have time to process any of this garbage. From other children, and it was very cool that they didn't have to pinpoint one disability or difference. They really didn't. They did a beautiful job of capturing what it's like to have a child who may be different and capturing the excitement of the baby, the frustration of going through it, the longing for wanting normal see in your life, and then also the triumph of recognizing the gifts in our children. That's very well said. What the fuck? That's a whole lot of nothing said That's what I thought was so funny is I could my brain can't process what it was she said I don't know what she said all I know is at the end when she was done her sister said that's very well said

Which means her sister obviously picked up on it No, I mean, I'm sure they're in sync the cackling. They're clearly good friends I've got a a B6 here. This is all within 20 seconds them talking about Hulu that imagine that you are trying to you are trying to have sex with this girl. So you're you're gonna put up with whatever comes out of her fucking mouth so you can you can fuck her. Imagine having to put up with somebody that talks like this all within 20 seconds. Pulu, Pulu. So now we need Hulu, this Hulu.

Pulu, I'm Pulu. Hi, Dave, Pulu. Hi, Pulu. Hi, Pulu. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, God.

Yeah, Shia also strikes me as a kind of person. Never shut the fuck up about a movie. You know, leave in the middle of it, come back, ask you, what happens, why, where are they? All right, so back to why, where are they? Back to how shitty of people they are. Like I said, her daughter whatever has cerebral palsy. She's talking about, so imagine that you have a kid that is, is cerebral palsy retarded? I don't even know what it is. I just know that I think it's the one where you have a flail around like fish. Yeah, okay. So imagine that that's what your kids doing in a restaurant, choking on food and puking.

What's your reaction? I bet it's not this. Play B11. She had no idea that sometimes I could be funny and so she's eating something and starts dying laughing at this conversation me and my friends are having and we're having a good time. She laughs so hard she chokes and pukes all over the place. Oh my gosh.

For a time being cool. First time out. Yuck. Imagine hearing this laughter echoing in the restaurant. You're already upsetting every single other patron in the store there in the restaurant. You're already upsetting every single other patron in the store there in the restaurant. And then your kids flailing around like what your kids flailing around like one of those inflatable things at the car dealerships, those air blowup guys and it's puking everywhere. You're just laughing. Then you joined in on the puking as you're laughing as you're hyena of assista sister.

Wow, really went black there for a accidentally, joins in on the kekling. B12 is another example of her being a horrible mother and a horrible aunt. Yeah, I have always been an advocate of her being a role follower and truly I do offer her alcohol every time I drink it, which is terrible, she's 18, but I've always done that. I did that with your kids.

You know, I'm an advocate for her being a rule follower, but I will give alcohol to any minor that walks onto my property. I did that with your kids. You know, the one who already has enough problems, the cerebral palsy retards. So I decided, you know, let's call some brain cells. You know, beer is alcohol is great for developing brains. Let's just help push him over the

edge. Let's destroy what's left. Maybe he'll flail less. I guess I wanted to play this one early on. This is, I got two of them that kind of tell you what you're in for as far as the way that they talk. B3. And I hope that you all will join us back for season two and we have lots of goodies and surprises for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. So their show was over and then B13 is another one of those afflictions, I guess.

Oh, yeah, real quick in the chat. Somebody's asking, what is it with podcasts having seasons? And I assume they want to be like TV. They think they're HBO or some shit's putting out this garbage. Okay, so now time for Mimi of the day. Mimi of the day. Yay. The fuck is the Mimi of the day?

And I think they're saying meme. I think they're saying meme. I think that's what they're trying to say. Before, this breaks out, this is, this is so fucking horrible, before. Very ob-version of here comes so close. Here comes so close, right? I don't sound close, Lane.

Okay. Treats and then gets a minute. Nene, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, e-me,me, ee-me, ee-me,me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee-me, ee minute. Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene, You know the two husbands are sitting in a den in that house and they're just looking each other like you kill mine. I'll kill yours.

And then we can both kill the kid. Imagine being with this woman and just not only do you have to deal with her and her alcoholism, but also she just gave you a retarded child. Probably cackling all the way through the pregnancy and the birth to. Yeah, that Filipino sideways slit just doesn't worth it. Is it? So my or, I'm yeah, I'll crowbar this and I don't give a fuck. My original intent was to outsource pulling of these clips to WATP India. And I got a new mail back from from Raffi Supervisor.

He just sent me this clip back. This is apparently one of the India minions trying to pull clips from this episode. All right, so are we ready to move on to celebrity gossip? Celebrity gossip time. I needed to hate you to love me. I really listened to the words of that song

It feels like it's so deep Yeah, believe me Public falling out with her ex, which was here is the go I'm sure But I mean it still plays out pretty often in tabloids and everything it really does But then at the same time Oh god and everything that really does. But then it's the same time. Oh God. You know, it's clearly one of those podcasts that people would only listen to out of loneliness,

but even how lonely do you have to be to listen to this, to put this on? Oh, I assume that this is what I would listen to if I was going to jump off the rafters again. This would be enough to push me over the edge. Like I said, there's nothing endearing about it. These aren't nice people. So it's not like you're you're listening to two nice boring Midwestern women. You're you're listening to two self-absorbed cons. Talk about being cuts, I guess. I don't know. It's and then with

the editing, being taking out anything that resembles a natural conversation, it makes it unlistenable. I'm really curious. I want people to leave comments, eventually on Reddit and on iTunes, I can give us a five-star review, please. And I really want people to tell us which podcasts they find worse. I have to know, because it's just too close to call. Yeah.

This was not a fun week. No, but we hit the one hour mark. I'm gonna say have something else to play. All right. Nope, she later. Wait, we're gonna plug Carl stuff. Who are these? All right, yes, please.

All right, go to who are these.com for more episodes like this and more pedophilia and disgusting cackling. Two things Carl really, really likes and combination oftentimes. Yeah. Plug yourself, Doug. Yeah. Go to patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? Is that what his Patreon is?

Yes. patreon.com slash who are these podcasts to support Carl become a cousin Roo? I think he put he puts up a bonus episode once a month money well spent You have you forgot a teaser for next week? No It was a bad idea to do this life This is why we didn't do a life last time. But hey, fuck you. This is what you get life. Alright, thanks everybody.

Yeah, thanks everybody. See you next week. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. And now to show these cold white cows. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. 1.0.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1. I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. Alright, that was a short episode, but you know, it's all about quality over quantity.

Until right now, I'm going to do something different i'm going to play voicemails without curating them first so i have not heard any of these yet this is all site unseen to me we're just gonna go through these rapid fire and see what happens this could be a disaster let's find out hey carl i just want to throw in my two cents on the whole go into video thing.

I think it's stupid. I don't know what num not retard sits there and oh, I don't know if you say retar. I re record this. Say you don't get in trouble. Okay. You don't know if I say retard. I say it eight times in episode. Hey, Carl, I'm throwing in my two cents on the whole go into video thing. I think it's fucking stupid. I don't

know what no-not-eity it sits there and watches the fucking podcast be recorded. I guess it's got to be the most boring thing ever to sit there and watch two people talk with a camera way too close to your face. So yeah, I don't know. Like whenever I listen to a podcast, I'm doing something else. And also when people go to video and they start to show clips on screen, because they assume everybody's watching, even though I've never met one person who watches a podcast, and then you'll turn into the H3 podcast. So don't do it, bye. I couldn't agree more. It is annoying. The reason why I like podcasts is because I'm probably out and about.

Hey, Charles. It's Guy. I here are going to be on the Drew and Mike show podcast. That's cool. That's number one of my rotation. Sweet. You're somewhere in there. Thanks. So, worlds are colliding. But, I'm warning you, if you have Drew on your show, look, I hear it might happen. About 10 minutes in, you're going to have to go take a dump. So you're going to have some time to fill or edit that out,

which you never do. So just warning you, and she yet. So call me back. Bye. All right, interesting. We are going to have Drew on the show. Drew and I were texting back and forth about a number of things yesterday.

We want to give it a little bit of space since I was just on his show, but we'll get him on shortly. And I'm looking forward to that. He is a radio pro almost took over for Howard in some of the big markets in the Midwest when Howard let the Airways to go to Syria. We'll talk about all that shit. I'm sure moving on. Hello, Carles. This is Bob.

BDT the 16th. Oh, wow. I am calling because I heard you are having dial in Douglas reviewing a podcast that's petophilia. I think they're dead, yep. I remember after church I believe that You can just, what do you say? Focus on? Thank you guys for looking me. How did this make you? All right, I'm bad when I'm that one. I don't know, I don't know. I was going too slow.

I don't know what he's talking about. Carl, what is going on, man? I was listening to last week's episode and you actually stole a bit from Maddox who's got Dylan podcast. At first I thought that was the joke but then you did it again this week. Come on. Someone posted that probably the same person in our subreddit as well. I don't know what you're talking about. What bit I still from the Maddox show say ought to let me know thanks

Everyone this is Carl's cat If you're wondering how I gained the power of speech the interpatreon dollars down to who are these podcasts and listen to the Sighting tale on the bonus episode Yeah, Carl I'll leave a space You can edit this in exciting tale on the bonus episode. Yeah, Carla, I'll leave a space. We can edit this in. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode. Here's the story of how I gained the power speech. Magic.

Mike Kat is not that articulate. I don't think that was Mike at all. All right, what else we got? Hey, Carla, I love the show, but i can only give you a three star review that's it because of your intro guy i don't need to hear three minutes of some nobody's talking about how great you know bodies what i also don't need to hear those jingles of a guy saying your podcast name repeatedly over various instrumental

there it that i hate skipping through it of a guy saying your podcast name repeatedly over various instrumental derit of it. I hate skipping through it. Nobody's, chancey to Vorak is in the intro. What are we talking about here? Come on, man. Hey, Carl, this is Jerry from Subway. I'm trying to say a thing for the tips

and the pointers on the voice now. Call me back. I didn't know Jerry from Subway was gonna be calling in regularly. How many phone calls do you get for presents for Christ's sake? Oh yeah, you guys should listen to the Hot Story podcast. It's Hotwatch, it sucks. Check it out, you'll hate it. I do.

What do you think that was? These are the things that I hear sometimes, and I just, okay, move it on. What do you think that was? See, these are the things that I hear sometimes, and I just, okay, move it on. What do you think that is? Is that the host of the show trying to play a little mind game on me to get me to listen to this? Oh, you're gonna hate this. I don't know. I don't even know what he said.

Hey, Kai, it's me, your dad. I just want to say that I'm sorry that I left. I went out to find a cure for your autism, and I found it. I'm coming home. I think you're five periods a day and that your mom has been raising you as a good little Muslim just as I instructed her to. See you soon, son. I'll who I'll find. All right. A fun thing about Kaya growing up in Turkey. Always fun. Hey Carl, it's big um... so i'm gonna go back to my fucking roots and i'm like i'm pissed at you right now

like i just got done listening to the fucking show and i'm actually genuinely fucking pissed how long does the atrocious i have to fucking be called yeah i can't fucking believe this shit like but it's like over a fucking minute at this point. You can fucking break it up. You don't have to play the seven fucking renditions of who are these podcasts and fucking boomer music. Like I get it.

You fucking peeked in the 80s call. I really, really fucking get it. But do you have to revolve your fucking life around 80s music? This is not where I wanted to go with this. But I would rather listen to fucking snakes than the grass. That's a good idea. The only thing I want your show to be now, Carl, because honestly, you fucking peaked.

I mean, I'm talking kind of, I haven't even done their episode yet, and they're better than you. Carl, you haven't done anything degenerate in a fucking long time I can't fucking believe you oh go fuck yourself love you though yeah I didn't record that music I had nothing to do with it it was sent into me by Doug White and I thought it was really cool but I'm not the one try to stay in the 80s I promise you that I mean in the 80s. I promise you that. I mean in the 80s I didn't record that rap music that you might have heard of the bonus episode if you're a patron which is pretty fantastic but other than that the 80s weren't all that great to me.

Hey Carl, I fucking see you. So, fifth. All right, that's a fun one. The guy calls right back again. Let's see what else he has to say. All right, try number two. Carl, I fucking hate you. You're stupid fucking idiot. You're fucking bagged. I hate you.

You fucking, you're such a hypocrite. You say, oh, we're never going to make a fucking paper. What do you do? Make a Patreon. Oh, you fucking make fun of people. What do you do? Make a patriots. Oh, you fucking make fun of people. Boys, male seconds. What do you do? You make a boys, male seconds.

You're fucking new in seconds with big fucking, looking at the reviews. And then she's like, oh, you're going to get some fucking reviews. That's literally from God's Elvars fucking podcast zero. You fucking idiot. At least they have the fucking audacity to have a normal girl read the fucking reviews. Meanwhile, you get those autistic bitch that you fucking kidnap to read them. I'm sure you all remember, I've been telling people to give us a five star review and

shit all over us. I'm sure you all remember, I've been telling people to give us a five star review and then shit all over us. I'm sure you all remember, I'm sure you all remember, I've been telling people to give us a five star review and then shit all over us. I'm sure you all remember, I've been telling people to give us a five star review and I was doing this bit long before that podcast existed. I'm sure you all remember I've been telling people to give us a five star review and then shit all over us and then we started reading these reviews and it was hard to tell them

apart whether they liked us or not because people were shitting on us so hard. So I would read these and Andy would be my co-host and he'd be trying to guess that's why we're doing the bit. I've been doing this for years assholes. I'm not copy of Bannix. Alright, now I'm upset. Now you pissed me off. The fuck is corny even me? Can you define corny? I think we all know never mind. I just wanted to say it's the first time we're smelling that I like to show and I appreciate it. Thanks for doing what you do

in it. And alright, go fuck yourself. right, sounds good. This guy called right back again. A little bit longer this time. Hey, who are these thought cats? They appreciate your show. New listener, new voice mail. I like to spam voice mail machines. I apologize about that. You know, I'm going to keep listening to this show, I think.

But as a new listener, I'm not really sure what's the point of the voice mail besides just to, you know, like, sure, I'll embarrass myself on the voicemail, why not? But is that what the point is? You just have colors, whatever. And then I want to make a comment. It's just a damn shame that I can't get more content like this directed at me, you know, like for all the fucking AI out there, for all the machine learning and targeted advertising

and tracking and all this you can't just identify like they get it outlaw me they can't just get a cool disguise of jerk. And he likes to listen to other apps. It's a good point. Yeah, the poor can't get make money off of that like you got a I don't know. Why can't they do that? Why can't I just be directed all of work crap like you would end the big show and

i don't know who else man you feel in the list the whole point is come down it's damn same as a displanned me to discover this podcast and you're good i had to get around to it they should have prioritized it higher and tell you no one else told me i had to hear it from word amount and for fucking big

Masters and so tell your friends. There you go. Thanks for the show and the entertainment. I'm looking forward to a whole lot more. Jerkery. Yeah, that's an interesting point. These algorithms should be better than this. If you download who are these podcasts, it'll tell you people who like this show also

listen to OP radio. Like, well, alright guys, come come on AI you can figure this out you're better than that Hey, this is Sandy Agel from camp Hell yeah, definitely want to see big feet. I will pay Vic hit me up, you know my name holla bye Vic, hit me up, you know my name, Halle, bye. All right, Vic's feet are back in the voicemail segment. Very excited about that. We just got a couple more here, peeps.

Big Kaya, dog, fuck you. I'm just calling to flop my monster gong on the table until the best masturbation story that you will ever lay your ears on. And that is something that you can do if you try hard enough. So I was in St. Louis with my family, my brother, my mother, and we went to the St. Louis City Museum, not children's museum, that would have been a little better. And they have this cool little man-made cave system, what the fuck ever it is, you call it what you

want. And it's got all these little nooks and crannies and young me, go, I'm walking through and I find one. That is just big enough for me to sneak in and lay down in and have everybody else not even notices there. So what is the first thing that Teenage Me thinks? I could masturbate in there. And not only do I masturbate, boy howdy, I fall on ejaculate. I bust a fat nut. Ten out of ten best story. Go fuck yourself. Yep, listening to Teenage Boys, Bustinut is always exciting.

It fits right in with the show today. Thanks for that, buddy. Let me be a practice. That go fuck yourself, Vic. I'm trying to stay relevant. I'm back all the way to... I don't know why people don I'm trying to stay relevant. Bye, bye. I call him later. I don't know why people don't like bad fridges, guys. The best. All right, thanks for tuning in everybody. Am I smart enough to have something lined up

that I can play at the end of this show? Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourselves. Thank you.