Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep192 - This Is Why We're Incel

Episode Date: February 9, 2020

This week we review a podcast by incels, for incels. Two guys who are ugly inside and out can't get laid and blame everything but themselves.  I learned so much this week, I can't wait to forget it all. Jen from the Jingles Department is back to laugh at these guys (which I'm sure will change their minds on how terrible all females are). We also breakdown Patrick Michael's audition for WATP, Anthony on Artie's show, Stuttering John's standup tour, and our controversial new segment with Vic.  Support the show - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Own the coolest shirt around - http://bit.ly/watp-merch  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slapper Rooney. Uh, I mean, I feel like shows that critique other podcasts are going to be more prominent very soon. But who would listen to those shows? It seems like a really, I don't know, it's unproductive. What are you going to learn from that? Why wouldn't you figure it out yourself? Whatever, whatever.

I do talk about podcasts as well, but that shouldn't be the basis of your show. Shouldn't be the basis of your show. Shouldn't be the basis of your show. It's show time. W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello, backslapers and cousin ruse. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that triggers normies and black pills all the red pill betas in hypergamous relationships until it's rope time. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, it's Jen from the JINGLE's department. Hooray!

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We'll have some more reviews to read later today, but first we'll be reviewing a podcast called, This is Why We're In Cell. This is a suggestion that came over from our friend, PJ Filium. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

This is a podcast that was around back in 2017 for about nine or 10 episodes. Not easy to find, PJ found it, shared it with us, and we're ready to share it with the world. It's hosted by Ted Bundy, who in episode two goes by Elliot Roger, and a gentleman named Kochmaster 9000, are the two hosts of this show.

And these people are self-proclaimed in-sales. Now, I thought I knew what in-sales were before we did this show. There was much to learn. Did you learn a lot from this podcast? Not from this podcast. I learned a lot from researching in cells. Well, that's a good point.

I didn't learn from this podcast, but they would say shit and I'd be like, what is that being? Right. And then I would watch a 30 minute YouTube video read three articles and all that's right. So let's be listening to this podcast, get totally sidetracked. And I want to point out I want to play a bunch of clips to start off to kind

of set up what they're all about, what their philosophies are on in life. But this was a subreddit in cells that had 40,000 members at one point before it was banned from Reddit for promoting rape amongst other things. I guess there was a lot of racism as you might have noticed from the show. It's a not a not a fun group. They're not fun people by any means. Starts out with this guy Ted Bundy who's being sarcastic and then he introduces his co-host, Coke Master 9000 and this guy is shot of a cannon. Well, I have a question though first. Yes.

So we listened to the two episodes, and the second episode, he was Elliott Roger. Right. And the first episode, he was Ted Bundy, but was he Ted Bundy, the serial killer? They're just, yes. Okay. And Elliott Roger is also a mass shooter.

Right. Yeah. He was also an Ensel. Correct. Who's also an in-sell? Correct. Right. He's like the poster child for in-sales. I just didn't know if it was a coincidental. No, I think he's just changing his name. Because he never-

From show to show. Go ahead, Robert, go ahead. Yeah, that was not to be thought too deeply, Adam. I don't think it matters. All right, let's get into it. And I want to point out that I listen to enough of this to know that this is not tongue-in-cheek or sarcastic. This is real.

Did you agree with me on that? I don't agree with you on that. I think it's tongue-in-cheek. You think this is tongue-in-cheek? All right. Well then, I can be way off then. It was reminding me a lot of Justa Bill, which I was fooled by. Okay.

If you remember. Yeah. But I don't think it's well done. I think it's supposed to be a comedy podcast, but it isn't funny. Really? Yeah, I think that they think that this is a joke. Oh, then I could be very naive then,

because I took this all very seriously the way these guys are talking, because this is the culture, and maybe they're just summing it up for us, well. I mean, I do think that consequently they are in cells because they're terrible at comedy, but I don't know. Really?

All right, well, what's going on here? That is going to take away from it. This is Cook master 9000 Telling it like it is look all right now starting I'm starting to get pissed off, okay, because Let's let's go to the black pill all right Women do not give a fuck what kind of personality you have Okay, you can be a nice, you know, kind, caring guy and look good and you will do well with women and you can be an asshole sociopathic

criminal drug dealing piece shit, but if you look good You will do well with women. It does not matter either way So the basic premise of the in-sell ideology is that it's all about your genetic makeup. If you were given good looks, then women will pay attention to you. And if you're, and they keep saying the sub five, they're constantly rating dudes on this show of what number a dude would have on a scale of one to 10. Right. If you're five or below, then women want nothing to do with you. You're sub five. You're a to 10. Right. If you're five or below, then women want nothing to do with you. You're sub five.

You're a sub five. Right. And the reason why I think this is real is because, did you hear the guy sarcastically reacting to that? Like, wow, really? It's like, so you're saying that, they're, he's sarcastically being sarcastic. Yes, I think he is sarcastically being sarcastic.

Okay, I don't know. Let's keep going. The only thing that matters is two things. Oh, okay. The only thing that matters is two things. I didn't know if that was possible. Let's find out what those two things are. I thought this was very insightful. Number one, your lower third, the lower third of your face that includes the jaw, the chin,

and your eye area. Those are the only two things that matter. Okay, so there's two things that matter, Jen. I know. The lower third of your face is one of the things. And then the rest of your face is the other thing. It seems like it's just all your face. I pulled that same exact clip. Of course you did. It's so ridiculous. There's two things

that matter. No, there's only one thing that matters. Yeah, the only thing that matters is two things. Two things. The jaw, the chin, and your eye area, which is actually three things. Right. They keep talking about the lower third, though, and the bone structure of the lower third. They're obsessed with this thing where your chin and your jaw has to be a certain shape in order for girls to sleep with you. I, that's why I thought this can't be real. Okay. I'm not saying that they aren't representing them accurately.

Yeah. I just don't think these two guys are real. I think they're putting on a show. Yeah? I'd like to think they're putting on a show. Yeah. I'd like to think they're putting on a show. Because it's not as if this podcast is well done. No, or they're trying to get it out to people. This sounds like a conversation between two in cells to me. But let's keep going. People can tell me if I'm an idiot at the end and we can figure out if we think this is real

or not. So the only two things that matter are the lower third of your face and then the other part of your face, but other other factors as well. And to a lesser extent your height and your hairline will come into play. Some some some women you know they they won't go for bald, some will as long as you look masculine enough. Okay, so now your height is a big deal and we'll get more into that in a minute, but also your hairline because women don't like bald guys, except for when they do.

So that doesn't make any sense. That doesn't sound like an ironclad rule to me. But I know why this guy said this because later on he talks about getting a haircut. I think this guy's going bald. And I don't think it was good. Yeah, for sure. Cause he talks about getting a haircut.

I guess it's not going well far as far as what his options are. Well, that's another thing we need to talk about with these the idiots to say, get a haircut, bro. Well, what happened is if your hair lines were seating, they kind of limits your hair cut options, doesn't it? Yeah, it means you have to shave your head, you dummy. That's what that means. Hi. So I thought that was funny. He goes, the only thing that matters is these two things, plus

your height, plus your airline, unless you're going to look a guy that you can pull off bald. I don't think we need to go through all these rules, but let's keep going. Let's talk about what is the key to not being an insult? The key is you need to look good. Okay, but I'm wondering are there other rules because we've established this? Are there other rules that determine whether or not you can get laid besides just being good looking and tall and not having a receiving hairline? There are actually. Here they are see uh... all kinds of men who are average to below average

with hot women every day yeah state about their data and they probably watched the life a black man that's well and down me cuckolding is a thing that they're not into the cuckolding kind of thing. And it's all the rotten man has money.

Looks money status. Now, if you have money and you look like shit, you can probably find a trophy life. Okay, so now there's this other thing that they're introducing here. And as if you have money, you can be ugly and get a hot chick. And no one represents this fact better than my friend,

Anthony Cumia, who was just on Arty Lang's halfway house and said this. Thank God the money is there. That's got to be me some amazing pussy over the years. That is the biggest thing. People say, looks, whatever it is, the money. Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it does buy you pussy. Money that cash.

We'll get more into Anthony Arty lagging a little bit, but I did enjoy the fact that these concepts were overlapping in my weekly podcast listening. They're talking about these guys. They have it all wrong. They're so concerned. They're so concerned about, they just got dealt a bad hand by their genetics, so they can't get laid. And then you got a guy like Ethan Acumia, who only has hot young girl friends. And you go, hey, why not just tell funny jokes

on the radio that maybe you could get laid, too? Well, there's also your personality. So if you want to play my track three. Yes, another thing is that you idiot-style realize personality is genetic too. Personality is entirely genetic. That's something you can't change. Your personality is genetic.

That's not true. That's not true. Your personality, I think, is nature and nurture? I don't think your entire personality is genetic. You can, you learn a lot of behaviors throughout your life. You can change your behaviors. Your personality has some determinants when you're born. I'm sure, but this guy saying, I was just born an asshole.

Correct. So he doesn't want to take any of the blame for where he's at in his life. It's everyone's fault but his own. This guy sounds like OP. Ah. Everything is everyone's fault. It's not mine.

Even my personality isn't my fault. I've never heard that before. The personality is genetic. I looked that up because I didn't want to, you know, get called out for saying something that wasn't true. And it's not completely true. There are certain things called the big fives that are determined probably by genetics,

extroversion, you know, agreeableness, conscientiousness, certain things like that. Okay. But then everything else you learn. It's learned. You can unlearn it. You can change it if you wanna change it. Yeah, it's like, it's almost as if you have control over what you say and how you react to that.

Yeah, almost like that. It's almost like that. Yeah. So if you notice in that clip that you just played and I had that clip too, of course, he says personality is genetic and the other guy who's playing the role of the heel is going, that's not true because he's pretending to be a normie. So that's probably what was confusing me. I don't understand what they're doing. Here's the deal. And this is what I wanted to talk about. I got sidetracked because they talked about money and a trick or an Anthony Cumia for me. But there are four levels of dudes in this world, in this scenario. You have your chads. The chads get all the chicks.

I need the chads of the betas. Now the betas suck up to the chads and in return the chads will give them some of their overfill. They'll push some of the chicks that they get off to the betas. Okay. Under the betas are the normies. Now the normies are able to get girls, but they have to take whatever's left over

from the chads and the betas. And then you have the in cells who can't get any girls. And do you know why this system exists? It's because of hypergamy. What used to happen is that, let's say that everybody has a level of attractiveness one to 10 and a two female would hook up with a two male or a six and a six or somewhere close to that. What's happening now is that women are

all going for seven, eights and nines and tens. They all want chads. And even if you're a two, you're hooking up with a beta, and you do not want a four, which is an in-sale. They talk about this a lot. They talk about it that way. Then I went and did some research and read more about it. They even go on to say that women could be 300 pounds. That's the likes of a female. You can be a two out of ten fat, 300 pound whale. And it won't matter. It won't? Ha, ha, ha.

This is where I was like, whoa, hold on a second. You be a three out of a woman, and it doesn't matter? Who does it not matter to? Probably these guys. It matters to me. Wow. I don't want to be an airplane with this person. I don't want any relationship. I think that's why I thought I was tongue in cheek because most of

what they're saying is so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. I agree. So maybe they are being over the top on purpose because they say things like this that are just retarded. Number one, females can't be, females can't be depressed. It's literally impossible for a female and today's damage to be depressed. They have too much privilege for that to happen. Number Q, all females are horrors. Oh, the less depressing. emails are hordes. Oh, the less depressing. Goatmaster 9000 is so angry. He's so angry. So angry.

I understand that it doesn't seem plausible that people think this way. I think this is real. Am I crazy? I'm starting to come around a little bit. If it's not, then we're wasting our time here. But there were certain things that they... that's what's fun about this show Is that these people I she believed this yet? Well, I believe that people believe it. I don't know if these two believe it. Okay fair enough. What do you got?

Okay, well, I guess this one sums it up for me. It's just the quality of the show too if they have such important things to talk about and They're so put out and they should be getting laid but they're not track one. So I am working on getting this problematic childish individual on the show. Logtalk radio is caught. Let's see. What did they do to this website? Studio. Ah, there it is. Here we go. And it looks like Copemaster 9000 is about to join us.

And he is now on the air. Everyone trigger warning. Here he is. I'm sorry that was long. Yeah, no, I mean, you had a capture. How truly terrible that was the beginning of their show. Correct. They don't do any editing. Nope. He's bad at his job. Yeah.

The sound is terrible. The sound is terrible. So they have no talent. No, they're not good at podcasting. Let me play you an example. This is the beginning of episode two that we listened to. And this guy, so you just heard that he was Ted Bundy in episode one, in episode two, he's Elliott Roger. Right. But he has nothing for the intro. He's ill prepared to intro the show. He's ill-prepared to intro the show Elliott Roger here. I

Shit that sucked Hi, this is Elliott right now Fuck what I'm gonna say. I don't even fucking remember. I blame females Yep, that's what you're that's what you're gonna say. So both shows they got out of the gate with a thud. They had nothing going on and they say some offensive things like they should rape should be legal. Things that are crazy, right?

But the most offensive thing to me was how bad they are are podcasting. You know what? I just want to let you on it. Oh, go ahead. It's like fucking talking over each other. One guy is way louder in the mix than the other guy. I made a compilation.

Oh, you did. I want to let you on it. Oh, go ahead. I don't know. That's kind of, it's kind of rope worthy. Oh go ahead. Let's just kill it. I mean at least you can, you know, at least you can, I think where I think I think it was caused by the baby boomers. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how they believe. I'll go ahead. I mean, only a sex drive for chat.

They will, but they will get wet. They will get wet for chat, but that's it. And how real the normies in the, oh, go ahead. That was from one episode. Yeah. 130 minute episode. And what's interesting too is there's very little talking going back and forth.

It's mostly dead air. Long drawn out nothingness. I almost made a compilation of dead air, but I didn't think that that would fly. I don't know how exciting that would be. There's so much of it. It was so easy to cut this podcast to clip from it though, because there are so many places to just stop and cut from. Oh yeah. I mean, there was a lot of dead air. They left it right in there for you. Oh yeah. It's there was a lot of dead air. They left it right in there for you. Hey, thanks. Very nice of them. Let's talk about what the in cell fantasy is. I found this

fascinating. And I'm just learning about all this stuff just this week. This is all new to me. Some in cells, you know, like, they just want to find my by searching your rules. I love her evidence. Emails can't love her, I love her, I mean, females can't love, they can't love chat. So apparently the fantasy for an in-sell is to find another virgin and to settle down with that person and live in a monogamous relationship forever. That's stupid.

That's a really stupid fantasy to have. Right. I've never heard of such a fantasy coming from a man before. Maybe that's why you're not getting laid. You might be coming out a little too strong if you're like, are you also a virgin? Do you want to spend the next 72 years with me? No. I don't even want to go to a movie with you if it's over two and a half hours.

But about 72 years, you fucking loser. I also don't understand. Why are they calling so much attention to their virginity? Yeah, I know it's cares. It's a weird flex to talk about how you're a virgin so much. That's the only thing you're obsessed with. Well Again, I'll go back to you if you are an in-sell Sometimes you're late bloomer. I'm not saying you shouldn't be a virgin when you're 30. I mean I question it a little bit personally, but

You should check out your personality. Oh, yeah, you should try to like chain to you are and maybe stop hating the people who you're trying to hook up with These guys hate women so much Oh, somebody's on the art show. Hey, Kai, is that you buddy? Oh, shit, sorry. Did you have anything that you wanted to add? Oh, no, he's out. It's so hot. I was just hitting into the toilet and I wanted to keep listening. So I went on my phone. All right, you guys, you have no idea what you are.

You folks. It's funny because the cat was was at the same time and then Kai is making noise. Like what is going on right now? I got confused for a second. Oh shit. What was I talking about? So there's an argument made because what they say is if you're sub five, you can't get laid. And that's just an iron clad.

That's just a rule of nature in today's day and age. But then they introduce the very famous Danny DeVito argument, which I'm sure we all know all the normies talk about those. Danny DeVito exists. That is it. The normies love going to Danny DeVito. He's only four eleven and he's ugliest fuck and it works out for him. Just be coming after dude. While you're at it, why don't you go play the powerball numbers dude? Why don't you go play that powerball number and hope you get those odds man. Those odds you're looking good bro.

Just play that powerball ticket dude. Who the fuck is jealous of Danny DeVio because of his sex life? What kind of loser would you have to be that you're like fucking Danny DeVito's getting that? To reaper I know What are they talking about who is probably a lovely lady? She's very sweet not a looker not a looker Not someone you're beating off to all right This is another thing they talk about with the height factor and how important that is. I think they might be exaggerating a bit here. Unless you have like a tall and

cruise face, if you are your under six foot, you need to find the nearest roof or just lay down and rot because you don't even register in a woman's mind. It doesn't matter her height, either. She could be five fuller, but if you're five eleven or you five ten or you're even worse Just lay down in a rot and find a rope Five eleven oh Five eleven That's not a short person. Well go find a rope. I got to go find a rope or lay down in rot, which they talk about a lot Yeah, they do finding a rope means killing yourself. I

Gathered lay down a rod, I'm sure a sim or shirt read something similar. I would say. Pretty much when you're rotting, yeah. I just felt that to be less than optimistic. If you're 5'10, 5'11", I could probably date. Well, I've known people that are shorter than that to even have dates. I don't, yeah. This is all ridiculous. So ridiculous. I listened to an hour of this. I know, I've known people that are shorter than Matt to even have days. I don't, Chad. This is all ridiculous. So ridiculous. I listened to an hour of this.

I know. I did too. And... If you want a fucking cookie for me, you're not going to get it. I had a listen to this shit too. And it was tough stuff. It was no maps IRL. Holy shit. Last week's episode. Ooh, I'm glad I did. I almost couldn't listen to that. I heard that from a lot of people actually. I almost turned it off. That was a tough one. Was that a joke or those people joking?

I don't think they were jokes. I don't think these people are joking either. That's my point. That's the point I'm trying to get at. But I could be wrong, you know. I'm sure that someone on the sub right now let me know how stupid I am. Or me. I know they'll do that. Hopefully, yeah. They always do. That would be nice. Hey, yay. Well, true or not true, if you want to play Track 9? I do want to play Track 9.

Oh, I just buy what it's called. I can tell what this is. I have this clip too. I love how mature these guys are. Well, I was going to say, totally adults. Real or not real? Yeah. Maybe don't refer to your junk as what he refers it to.

The only thing good about a female is the whole between the legs. They wanna be seen as three dimensional human beings, bro. Well, there's three different. So there's not much interest to have, and no, I'm other than sticking my wee wee into their hole in between their legs. A guy ever said to me, hey, baby, do you wanna look at my wee wee?

Before I stick it in the hole between your legs. Before I stick it in the hole between your legs. Before I stick it into the hole between your legs. No guys average at that to you, ever. I'd be a slip in slide, as I always say. It's insane. Yeah, I don't understand this idea that they just want to use women for sex and then can't figure out why they don't want to talk to them. I don't know why all these women ignore me.

Well, maybe because you're a lunatic and a loser. Well, yeah, definitely a loser. And remember, all of this is because they didn't win the genetic lottery. Not because they're talking about the fact that they just want to use girls for sex and the women are useless and terrible

humans. They don't even talk to them about women. They always say human females. They're so separated from it's like a different species to them. They don't understand these human females at all, but it has nothing to do with that outlook on life. It's everything to do with what they were born with. I know I'm in cell because I wasn't, I didn't win the genetic lottery. So, no duh. So this is where it stops being fun, because you think, okay, these guys are down on themselves. They don't have a lot of self-esteem. They don't think that they look real great. are down on themselves, they don't have a lot of self-esteem, they don't think that they look real great, and it's fun, we can point and laugh like the rest of everyone else until they start talking about this type of thing.

So, if a female starts cheating on a good guy and maybe he doesn't look the best, he's a good guy and he's an honest man and a female cheats on him. She needs to be beaten brutally. I have everyone's. And it will send a message that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated. Okay. I had that same cliff, but I started it earlier and it was just, he said, treat women like dogs.

Right. Women are dogs. They should be brutally beaten. I'm like, you're beating dogs too. Yeah, that's a good boy. Like, what an asshole. That's one thing you were gonna beat a woman who cheated at Watterboyfriend,

but you're being a dog. I love dogs. And they think females are stupid. Nails are stupid. They can't rely on them for everything. All right, that I agree with. No, but this part is where I got to say this coke master 9000 sarsalus is charmed for me I think rape is uh and like if we can't get white sharia

implemented we can't get it and so I do believe rape is sane I believe women should be raped because I got me out the reason I say that is because some five men have no way of getting it. Otherwise, why should they miss out on one of life's biggest conquest, which is getting late and losing their rigidity? Why should they miss out? They are repeatedly denying the rejected.

It's a case if you're some five men, they should have the legal authority I guess I'm always here like thing in public vendor over take your pants down stick it in and if she doesn't like it well That's your check your privilege and just deal with it bitch. That's Dark do rape count is getting laid. I'm gonna argue on this one. No. Dude, are you still a virgin? I'm a rapist. Of course, I'm not a virgin. Arguing is that. It's not impressive. I don't know what you could call it getting laid. Later on in the second episode, we also had an episode number one and two and

PJ highly recommended episode number one. We decided to keep the party going for some reason. In episode number two, they talk about in seldom and in seldom is one of the great human right violations in history, but they have a way to correct it. Which is good because I don't want to just hear about problems i want to hear about solutions i'm a solutions guy back to my own popular opinion that will trigger trigger normies and trigger funding sub five and like ourselves should be authorized to bend over females in public at will and undo their pants

and incident insert our talks because uh... undo their pants and insert our talks because I think our friend on the subreddit, look at them as real, they did a great point, but you know, Inseldom is one of the greatest human rights violations in history and nobody's talking about it except for us. So Inseldom is a human rights violation, but the answer is violence towards other people. And I thought, that's brilliant. Cause how many problems have we solved in the world through violence?

I mean, you have the homosexuals in Muslim countries. Right. That's always, they always figure that out with violence. You have, oh, remember the Jews who were trying to live in like Germany? Oh yeah. Back in the 30s. Right.

The violence solved that problem. I can solve that, yeah. You know what I mean? Also, there's this thing where people use illegal drugs and then we started the war on drugs. That's good. That's worked out really well. So as long as we just create like a violent uprising

around this issue that these guys have, it'll fix everything. Well, Smart. I mean, they've got some good ideas. What can I say? They've got some good ideas. Let's talk a little bit more about these human rights violations and what's happening right now.

This is one of the greatest human rights violations of all time. And like you said, it's just getting swept under the road. Oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class. These guys not getting laid is a human rights violation. According to these two guys. Ah, buddy. That's impressive.

Get a flashlight, you're alright. That's an impressive leap that they're making right there. So they talk about women's suckin' everything. Oh, they're not good drivers. They can't do this, they can't do that. I'm not like somebody I know. I know, I've read an entire book about it. It's great. Mr. Masterson does a nice job.

But they do admit that women have good voices when they sing sometimes. But of course, they can't give them full credit here. The only thing I will give them is some of them have good voices. But most of the time, it's a man that writes the songs for them, the lyrics. When they do, you can tell when it's women writing lyrics because it's like, oh wow, this is how it makes me feel when this guy does whatever. It's always about like when they think about relationships and stuff, it's all about them.

They're all focused on themselves you know women can't fucking they don't care about anybody else they really don't see recognizing the irony in this but with women that they're only focused on themselves they're not like us and they're only talking about their feelings yeah they're they're always being emotional about the relationships like this is all you guys are doing is crying about you can't get laid. And women won't pay attention to you.

You don't recognize the fact that it's always these people who accuse other people of acting a certain way. That's how you're acting, Dobby. Like I said, I couldn't believe this was real. I know, it's hard to believe that it's real. And I'm doubting myself now because it seems so crazy. It's so insane. I thought it must be an attempt

at some kind of dig at in cells. Because it's so insulting to them. And if they are really in cells, they need to work on this. Well, and this is why I was saying that I knew what in cells were. I didn't know about this whole thing is because I always thought that in cells

were mostly made up by the media to be these dangerous guys who are just anger at the world because they can't get laid. And since I started listening to this podcast I started doing a lot of research into these forums and what people are chatting about and it seems to all be legitimate to some level that this is how these people talk. This is what they talk about. And this idea that rape should be legal because they can't get laid appears to be pervasive. I don't know. It didn't start out that way. Okay. It started out a woman started it out. This woman, Alana, who was an in-sell. Okay.

And she started a group. It was back in the 90s. And she wanted it to be a place where people could come together and support each other. There was a couple, I guess, that got married from meeting on this chatroom thing or whatever. And this is before, you know.

These aren't in-sells then. I don't care what they called themselves. But that's a very different thing. That's what it started out as. And now, so this woman has moved on now. She's gotten laid since then. I don't care what they called themselves. But that's a very different thing. That's what it started out as. And now, so this woman has moved on now. She's gotten laid since then. And she kind of left that movement behind. And now she feels terrible about it,

what it's turned into, and she feels guilty. Because there are people that have gone out, Elliot, Roger, killed a bunch of people. Right. Because he was angry because he was a virgin. Correct. And then, not long after that That's other guy drove a van into his street and killed 10 people because he was a virgin

Right and these people are now heroes of the in cells, but So you do agree that these this does exist. This is a thing. Oh, it 100% exists It's not how it started out. This is what it's morphed into sadly. Yeah, I just don't know if these two guys are for real or not because I Can't I just can't believe it. It's unbelievable Well one thing that they said that I also thought was a lie was they talk about My lacunis That was ridiculous They were kidding and they say this and I think you've probably seen it where it shows my latrunees you know that bitch from uh... that seventy

uh... oh yeah and she's you know she's like five two and she's person or something or she's some a rab ethnicity and you know and she has makeup on yes she looks pretty pretty fucking hot but when she doesn't have makeup on she has frog eyes Now if she if she was if she were born a man, it would be so over Not only a man like you rope time, but frog eyes So I thought that they said if my lakunis was born a man, it would be rope time a Male version of my lakunis would have to kill himself because she's only

attracted with makeup. I was like, really? So they had just some Google search. You can take a look at this. They might be out to something here. Mylecunis looks terrible without makeup on. She has a different person. Wow. That's not the best picture ever, maybe. There's old, there's many examples of her without makeup on. Do your own research. That's not the best picture ever maybe there's old there's many examples of her without makeup on do your own research That's actually not even the worst look at that one. I'll tell you something if you saw her in person you would probably Follow over yourself. I'd probably find a rope Guess who they're mad at for their genetics. You'll never guess in a million years The government.

No. You know how all women are terrible? Yeah. Well guess what? It turns out it's their mom's fault for their genetics. Oh, that's right. And it's because of a thing called fake up. So women can be threes and transform themselves into sixes to full guys. Here's an example of talking about fake up. So a lot of these women have terrible facial bone structures

that they look halfway decent with makeup. And that's, you know, that contribute. That's what happened to me. My dad was, you know, at least a six, maybe a seven, six-foot tall, and my mom had one of the worst facial bone structures of all time. So it's his mom's fault that he's ugly, but when I look about that clip right there, as he's telling us what number his dad was, my dad was a six, maybe a seven, I've never heard a guy say that.

I don't know why you would. Ever. I've never heard a guy write their dad. Write your own dad. I don't know, it's not some pictures of my dad working out in the 60s. He's probably an eight back in the head. So this is again talking about how their genetic makeup is all moms fall. You know, all of us sub five men who get born, you know, are it's mostly because our mothers

had terrible facial bone structures, but our dads didn't care because they caked on the makeup and they met at a bar. That's a great conspiracy. Is that how you say it? Facial bone structure? Yeah. Yeah. It's a lower third, Jen. The problem is a lower third. But how stupid are you if you're fooled by makeup?

Guys could be pretty fucking stupid. I mean, they like to say this. I'm gonna all right stupid. If you don't disagree with, but guys could be pretty doubted. We can be fooled by some makeup. So are they surprised that clowns aren't real? Did you know this guy doesn't even look that funny? Take his makeup off. He just looks like a guy. He's probably a six. Maybe a five. Oh, I just, I can't believe this is real. Well, as you know, there is a movement going on around the world, and we're watching,

if you watch the Democratic debate last night, it's this whole thing where we're empowering women. Women have been suppressed far too long. They can do whatever men can do. And the next President of the United States will likely be a woman and There's a lot of people who want to say that women were dealt a bad hand Because they were born female and we live in a patriarchal society

Well, these guys feel just the opposite really Really, being born female is winning a life in today's day and age. Bullshit! No doubt about it. I hate when people generalize the world. I hate it. You know what else with these guys is, I'm just gonna generalize the world. Yeah. I hate it. You know what else with these guys is, I'm just going to throw it out there. Social media is not for you.

If you're an in-sell, you should probably not be at Instagram. It's going to bum you out. They post fixtures, even the stat ones, even the ugly ones, get 50 plus likes on every photo. How many likes do you think an in-cell sub-five man is gonna get on his Instagram? Oh, first of all, why do you care? Why do you care?

Yeah, why do you care? Is that what you want in life? You want likes on your Instagram picture? Is that what you need to make you happy? That could go on to the list of problematic things for you. Yeah, fucking loser. I only got five likes. And he even said, how many likes

you think you're gonna get if you're a sub-fied man and you don't have any friends? I don't know. Zero? What are you doing? Instagram is not for you. Instagram for people with friends. It's social media. And if you have friends in your social life, you might follow each other. How old do you think these guys are? 47? No, I have no idea. I have no idea, but they sound like they're in their 20s at least, right? For you, they do. They're so young to be so bitter.

Yeah. They also, this is the kind of shit that pisses me off because just because we're normies or we're betas or whatever level I'm at. I'm a stacey. You're a stacey for sure. Yeah, I forgot about stacey's. But just because you're a stacey and I'm a normie, they want to ruin it for the rest of us

because they can't get laid. Emails need to be in a hijab. They need to be clothed. No more, no more, what do those clothes, yoga pants? No more showing off the skin. We'll show ankle, and that is it. Fuck you! What was he talking about? He said no yoga pants?

No yoga pants. No more dressing up provocatively, looking all hot. He wants this thing called white sharia. Are you familiar with sharia law? Here's a fun clip. This guy is talking about how women should be covered from head to toe and treated like dogs. A female is like a dog. The only way you're going to change its behavior is through discipline.

And the one thing Muslim seem to have a hold on is they are very good at at limiting female hypergamy. So I do advocate for all white and so white sharia. I know it's a pipe dream, but I think that is our only shot. So they want to limit female hypergamy through white sharia. This is got- you're right, this is fake. This can't be real. This can't be real. These people can't really think this way.

I mean, it's terrifying if they do. They really want to ruin it for the rest of us. I'm not a fan of this. Well, I'm not a fan of them. Do you have other clips that you want to play on here? This is the end of their show. Okay. And it's 13. You don't get any positive.

Tell us. You're a voice star. That was the end of episode one, right? That was the end of episode one. That's how they ended it. Some guy called in. I don't even know how we got on there. Oh, do you have that was the end of episode one. That's how they ended it. Some guy called in. Oh, I don't even know how we got on there. Oh, do you have that?

I have that. I didn't pull this. It's 12. This is very confusing. This is Eli calling into the show. Mid-show. Yeah. Well, it's your time.

Hi, it's Eli. How is everybody? Who are you, Eli? I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you? I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you? I'm just listening to the show. I'm at work. You got work? Yes.

I'm so far. I'm so sorry about that. I just enjoy the program. I actually got three fingers of cock right now. I'm playing like that. So that's part of the reason I thought it was a joke show. Well those guys didn't seem to be playing along with that at all. This guy comes out because I couldn't understand anything they were saying. So there are some network called radio blog or something like that. And apparently they're obviously not in the same room,

they're online and I don't know if it's some type of online chat forum where people can just pop on in different channels because this guy comes on and they're like, oh, well, who are you? What are you doing here? And the guy's kind of fucking with them a little bit and he's like, oh yeah, I'm grabbing my cock right now. Listen to your show and they ended it abruptly. They're like all right. You don't get fucking laid go fuck yourself

Just like you played at the very end there got really weird. I don't think that was part of their comedy gag I couldn't tell the difference. I can't tell anything anymore. I don't know. I don't know what's going on I don't either. Alex Jones is playing a character. These guys aren't real. I don't know what's going on anymore Well, you know, he's Ted Bundy He's only Roger I need to listen to the next seven episodes to find out who else you like often. I couldn't find the other ones Oh, it's all on the same website. I couldn't find the website. Oh, that's right. I just gave me the mp3 Zinda yeah, I guess I should try to look up to see who these guys were to see if I could figure out what they look like. Oh, there's no finding out who they are or what they look like. Trust me.

Kochmaster 9000 does not exist on the internet. But the show ended just as terribly as it started. They just stopped talking and left a bunch of dead air at the end. Yeah. Although I will say that they at the end of episode two, they wrapped it all up with a tight bow. Is that a term? They wrapped up in a tight bow? Well, wrapped it up in a bow. I don't know if that's a piece of cake. Alright, they wrapped things up nicely with this. Well, anyway, in conclusion, fuck women. It's a saint.

Yeah, I think that that definitely captured the essence of the previous 30 minutes. I feel like all they needed to do was put out that part of it. Yeah. That would be it. That on a loop with maybe like some kind of driving beat. Yeah. Oh, for next week.

That could be fun. That could be fun. Yeah. All right, anything else you want to play or talk about on here? No. I feel like a lot of these clips I kind of pulled myself. They're just mostly terrible audio and why put people through it.

Okay. All right, so that was the show. This is why we're in cell. And that was an interesting listen for both of us. Anthony Cumio was on Arty Lang's halfway house. They put out a two-part episode. Okay. And we all know that Arty Lang loves to talk over people

and not let them answer questions. So we're just gonna try to get past that. Okay. Okay, you're gonna hear some of that going on. All right. But what I thought was interesting was, of course, there was the Arty and Anthony show for about eight months.

We're already joined Compound Media and they had a show together and Arty was a train wreck at the time. He would leave in the middle of the show to go to the bathroom, he'd come back and blood would be pouring out of his nose. He was that bad. Oh wow. Yeah, it was bad. So, the first part is pretty much him apologizing to Anthony for everything and Anthony doing what he always does giggling about it and going who cares because Anthony doesn't like confrontation. But part two, they talk about Opie a little bit

and they get into some of that stuff and I don't think there was anything mind-blowing or anything that's all that new that came out, but just a couple of clips that I wanted to comment on. And one of them is something that I've always said. And that's the fact that when people say, well, is OP really the problem? You know, it's easy to blame OP, but what about Anthony? He does this. He does that. What about Jim Norton?

This fucking guy, Jim Norton, by the way, he's just on Joe Rogan. Did a three hour long interview with Joe Rogan. I got to listen to that. I don't know. He's talking about the fact that he, he puts a rope around his neck. No. When he's at home and feeling suicidal, just to feel it as I exist. You fucking get out bad. What are you doing? And he's talking about it very open like this is what people do. He's like, yeah very open like this is what people do He's like, yeah, you know, like when people shoot themselves I put the gun in their mouth a few times before they finally do it just to get the feel of it

I'm like Jesus Jim So anyway, my point is this Oh Jimmy Norton stop it. I know. I point is this Jim and Ann have their issues and people say well I'll be just as issues too, but I've always said yeah But if you look at all of people who are involved in this show, everyone's friends with each other. Except for a one fucking guy, and Anthony points this out. Jimmy's great, and I still have a lot of those professional

and just personal relationships with a lot of the people that I worked with on the OP&Anthony show, except for OP. It's crazy. And it just gets to the point where you gotta start thinking, like, all right, let me look a little deeper. Was it me? Did I do something this? And, you know, Hopi's just, now Hopi's just out there. But I don't know what he's doing.

Yeah, nobody knows what he's doing. So it's interesting that they have reached out to Hopi. I know Eric Nagel talks about this. Obviously there's a whole thing where they tried to hire him to come on to compound media, keep the cop is reached out to OP. And so Anthony talks about the fact that they've tried to reach out to this guy to see if there's anything they can do from a business standpoint, which is pretty natural to do if there's potential money to be made, have a meeting. And in this next clip, you'll hear, the premise is, can our people talk to your people? Let's just have a meeting and figure this out and open even rejects that.

We've approached numerous times and he just, he wasn't even for the idea of us sitting down at a restaurant and meeting with Keith and his guy and shit like he just, he wasn't even for the idea of us sitting down at a restaurant and meeting with Keith and his guy. Wow. And shit, like he just, he's got these ideas that I did things here. He always talks about like, oh, he did things to me. I'm not going to bring him up. And the people go, what were those things?

I go, nothing. Well, it's a shit. Make a, put him in a different tax bracket. Yeah, it's a different thing. I'm not even sure about bracket. Yeah, that old gag But it is true. Opie what he loves to sit back and go. Oh, you don't even know man. Oh, Eric Nagle He did me wrong man. You don't even know oh Anthony oh my god the things that he's done like name two

He just let people know what you're talking about here? You've never, ever once come out and said anything because God forbid somebody says, oh, that's what you're upset about because you're the 18th things that you did to me over the last three years. Right. So it's all obviously OP. It is.

Is the problem. Well, everybody knows that. And here's further proof of that. There was a point in time where, and this was a small point of time, where Artie Lang was still on the Howard Stern show. And Sirius merged with XM. XM's morning show was Open Anthony. Sirius's morning show was Howard.

Sirius took over XM and you had this point where they all moved into the building together and it was Open Anthony and Howard having shows in the same building at the same time. And I remember there were lots of issues around guests and who could work at Gasko and what showed him to go on first and they talk about this is already going to talk about a confrontation that he had. He's only had one confrontation with the people on OPEN Anthony. I guess who it was with. Oh, I don't know. It was an opi. I Told you the only person I've ever had a confrontation with on that show in the stern day like you know

We were both insurious was that time with opening the bathroom and I saw and again to me was all just radio bullshit That's what I was under the impression. It's done. Hey motherfucker, and I saw him and I said hey, I hope he was coming and he said fuck you. I'm like what do you tell me? Why has he said something about I show like what did I say? I mean be what's up in here and he said fuck you. I'm like what do you tell me why she said something about I show like what did I say I mean it was something so in occurs I don't even remember what I said and then we got to a big shouting match and And got Bob a boo. We had a break it up. It was actually kind of a funny scene Yeah, I mean you know if we would have thought that would have been something for the whole of fame

That's Mike Boshetti that you hear cracking up in the background. Oh, what God? Why is either? He's the co-host on Arty's show. My buddy Drew Layden. I go back and forth about this because we talk about Arty Lang. We're both fans of his But he's terrible at this new show format where he's intended to interview people. Arty just wants to tell stories And that's all I want Arty to do is tell stories. I don't need them asking questions of other famous people. He's just get on there. He should have seven co-hosts who don't talk. They just laugh and he's just telling stories. Sure. That'd be great. Yeah. Does he have them on there to make Arty's face look better? I don't know that anyone can make Arty's face look better at this one. Well in comparison. It's tough. Man, Mike Boshetti is rough.

That is for sure. All right. So there's something that I want to talk about on the show this week, Jen. We have a channel in discord that's called shameless watch. And in the shameless watch channel, I seem to have not looked at this before. No, you're not on the discord. No So there's our friend pro who's in our discord has been pulling clips together From recent shameless episodes. Okay, and just popping them into this channel. It's

Easily my favorite channel in the discord. It there's always something entertaining to be found in there. So I thought it would be fun to go ahead and listen to some of these clips and listen to what Patrick Michael has been up to. Recently, I also went and listened to a random episode of Ginger Snap just to see what that was all about. So I have a few things that I want to get to starting with our intro to this segment. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me. I know what you wanted to do. You wanted to hear this. I did it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, so our friend, Shamist McKillian, aka Todd aka Patrick Michael aka curvy Roosevelt is back at it again starting with contradictions and This is one that our friend pro pointed out, but I actually spliced together a different example of this He's complaining about the fact that these podcasts start off with ad reads And how annoying that is

Okay, here's the weird thing. Why would you start your show with a bunch of ads? That's not engaging. That doesn't bring people in. I hate that. Anchor will also distribute your podcasts for you so it can be heard on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and so many more, and you can actually get listeners. That means now you can make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership. That means two or three listens, you can get paid.

It's amazing. All right, so obviously there's a contradiction there because he starts every show with his anchor.fm read. Right. But that one in particular, I had a point out because how long are we setting the bar for ourselves? Hey guys, there's this great new thing. If you have two listeners,

you can make money off your podcast. What are we talking about? Can we... can we aim a little higher in our ambitions in life that have two or three downloads? Do you think that Shame is his tongue and cheek at this point? Do you think he's smart enough to be? See now you're making me question everything. Which is annoying. Do you think this guy's smart enough that he's trolling us? I... I don't know what's real anymore. I don't either. God damn it. I'm not having you out anymore.

I'm sure that there's going to be lots of votes for that. Well, that's probably true. So, he is auditioning for WATP, which is very exciting. He wants to show his chops, his ability to make fun of other podcasts. And he starts off by making fun of, there's a show called The Fighter in the Kid. And The Fighter in the Kid features a comedian with this guy who used to be an MMA fighter, his name is Brendan Schabb. And Brendan Schabb thinks he's funny, and people have told him he's funny and he's not.

And she has points that out. I've had legit conversations with guys on heroin and that seems to be better and more structured and you know vocabulary correct. A lot of friends that I had, they're all pretty well read. They can talk. They have lives. It's not some sort of weird attempt at being a comedian, a call median, if you will. And I should have set that up better. What he's saying is that Brennan Shobb is people say he has CTE from getting hit in the head so much and that's why he can't talk real well. And some shames going, I got front door on heroin who make more sense of this guy. And I'm like, all right, that's a decent joke.

Well, she misses very vocabulary correct. He said that was perfectly vocabulary correct, which I appreciate because sometimes he stumbles. I'm going to start using that every now that he stumbles, but that time he was very vocabulary correct. I liked it. Which I appreciate. Alright, let's get into the auditioning for WATP. You know what Bert Kreischer is? No.

Yes you do. Do I? We did his podcast, we reviewed his podcast on WATP. Bert Kreischer is a oftentimes topless man whose comedy stylings include yelling and giggling and it's all over the top storytelling. Anyway it doesn't matter. I feel like there's a lot of guys like that on your show. Yeah, that's probably true.

So our friend, Shamus, starts doing a Bert Kreischer impression while talking about Bert Kreischer's podcast. Okay. Yeah, this is great. But let's dive into this more. I feel like I'm heading down the path of being one of these, these podcasts that sit here and review clips from other shows. And that's just because I've found myself starting to dislike guys like Birdcrisher. You know, it seems like he's lying.

Everything he says sounds made up. And Thea Vaughan does that. He makes up shit for the sake of comedy. And they're mostly fake and fictitious people. But yet, Bert is involving real people. I read her stage she dashed in my spin class and she took my bike. No. Okay.

That's fake. It's not real. No real people laugh or talk in a high-pitched voice during their laugh. Why is he the only person that talks through his laugh? Oh, I can't see why I can't see. I can't see. It's fucking dumb. So he's doing a bird-crisher impression there. And I grabbed just for the sake of comparison actual audio from bird-crisher impression there. And I grabbed just for the sake of comparison. Actual audio from Birdcrisher. Okay.

Alright, so you just heard the impression. This is what Bird sounds like. Oh, the bird guy! He's a fucking arm dealer! And he's so happy! Hey, buddy! Please don't reply this! Alright so what do you think? What do you think is impression?

I can't tell the difference. I did a mashup. Here we have the actual birdcrasher and the highly talented multi-talented Patrick Michael Mashed up together see if you can tell where one begins in the other ends Patrick Michael if you are audition for whtp you're hired by friend This is well done. Oh, that's pretty good. I am impressed. He's a man of many talents.

I'm telling you. And he's not shy about how good he is at it. So the very first time he went out and decided to roast other podcasts, he gets himself a pat on the back afterwards. This is the first time I've done this and I've never roasted so hard and made so many great observations. He's a natural. He fucking killed it. Started making fun of other people's podcasts. He was like, I'm really good at this. So he's got to figure it out this guy.

I think you're right. I think so too. You might know that she miss gets very upset about comments that he reads, whether it's reviews of his show or in this case YouTube comments. He's so delicate though. Yeah, he reads YouTube comments, but he doesn't learn from them. No, it's mostly negative. I can, I'll be honest. It's mostly a bunch of bullshit But the setup here is that he figured out a way to pull all of his YouTube comments into one place and read them all Which I wouldn't recommend to anyone do that. That sounds like a terrible idea Considering John has comments disabled smart so smart smart smart smart smart this guy Not a good idea to read through all of your comments. It's mostly negative. I can I'll be honest It's mostly a bunch of bullshit, but check this out

Most of the negativity comes from the same group of people they they do everything they can to troll me and That doesn't help anybody at all that doesn't help me realize. Hey, man Maybe I am doing really bad work, and then they're like, you should stop creating content or something like this. It sounds like you are getting the message. Then you see, he goes, that doesn't help. I'm not worried from that. You guys are like saying, I should stop doing content.

I'm like, okay, then yeah, you are learning. You did just learn. That's the point. He's coming along. Blake separates any, he didn't learn anything. But I feel like he did. I feel like he's not accepting it. He's coming along! Blake's up representing D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. I like his content. I like his music. I like his videos. I love his podcast. I love that snake in the grass song. Sinking the grass is fucking amazing.

Errida, Errida, Errida. Also, it's so funny. Doug killed it on that. PJ killed it on that. Also, I have to say that his stand-up comedy, he can't stop doing that. Oh, I have an update on the Stuttering John Brian Dunkelman thing. Remind me before we end the show today. Okay. So he gets really into all of the trolls that are out there who are, because it's

just this group of people who are trolling him and telling him he sucks and he doesn't agree with these people, but he apparently knows who I am finally. And then this guy who's apparently friends with Carl from the Who's White podcast, you know, all the trolls that troll me. One of these guys, I was like, you know, I don't listen to podcasts that are on my level. Why would I do that? Yeah, that's correct. Did you say that who's white? Yeah, who's white. Yeah, I think he's talking about Doug. First of all, he goes, guy who's front of Carl. I don't have friends, so that's definitely not true.

I can vouch for that. But then he goes on to say, why would I listen to a podcast on my level? Right, you are the lowest level podcast. Nobody listens to podcasts on your level. That's the point I've been trying to make Nobody's listening to these show is everyone's making they're terrible I'd rather listen to in-sell shows and then debate whether or not it's real Shameless but you can tell that Shameless will eventually get better because he's such a fan of the medium

He loves podcasting so much that he can only learn and get better. When I podcast this much, you think I have that much time to listen to podcasts? Ah, fuck, okay, so he's not. He's not learning anything. He just continues to put out a thousand fucking episodes a day. Not listening to other podcasts, learning from them. How do you have time to listen to podcasts when all you do is make podcasts? Right.

I know. That's a good point. You know, and it's one thing, I've heard Jim Norton say, he doesn't watch other standups because he doesn't want to like, bite their material by mistake. But Jim's a very good standup comedian. So I feel like at this point,

if you want to stop paying attention to what other people are doing, it's okay. Shamest should probably listen to other people's podcasts for a while. For a while. And maybe other people are doing. It's okay. Shameless should probably listen to other people's podcasts for a while. For a while. And maybe other people's comedy. And probably comedy and music and watch their videos. Yeah.

All right. Uh-huh. I always feel so bad for him. I feel very protective of Shameless. As you should. Nobody else. Nobody else has taken up for this guy. He is the butt of all the jokes,

as he points out because Doug reached out to him to be a guest on who's right, and he refused to. So he doesn't want to be the punching bag. Well, don't they have a background? No. Didn't Doug just piss him off somehow? Well, they might have been on a similar podcast network, whatever that means, and there might have been some type of shit talking that was going on, but they're like, no,

each other in real life or anything like that. Okay, I thought they might have had some sort of interaction, I guess. I was wrong. I don't know. There's some type of interaction. But anyway, Doug has reached out to have him on the show, and she always says no. I'm the fucking butt of your jokes right? I'm the guy that you make fun of and it's fine but you do it in a manner where I can't defend myself. Well right because you're indefensible. We've invited you on the shows he's like I can't even defend myself like well that's why you get invited on the shows to defend yourself. He says yeah but I can't even defend myself like well, well, that's why you get invited on the show to defend yourself. He says, yeah, but I can't even defend myself. Like, well, is it because you're contents terrible?

And there's no defense for it? Is that what you mean? Because I agree with that. Wow. That makes sense. I'd like to hear him try. But I do love the fact that he always likes to turn things around.

You know, he starts off by saying something like, oh, all these trolls, what do they get a life? You know, why are they making fun of my show? I'm not even a big show, it doesn't make any sense. And then he says, she'll like this. Trying to ride my coattails to the top. What are you fooling with that? Ride your coattails to the top.

That's something Southern John would say. That's how dumb that is. That's how dumb a statement that is. All right, this next clip is gonna get very weird. He's commenting on people's comments, talking about how he reads people's comments. What? He's commenting on people's comments

who are talking about how he reads comments. Okay. And that's what's funny. It's one of these other other comments the guy said, you know, for somebody who doesn't care about reviews or whatever, he sure talks about them. And yeah, dude, you commented on one of the episodes, or I mentioned my reviews. And then also, somebody said something about, oh, this is a podcast that reviews podcasts, how original. And obviously, that fucker came from the same place He doesn't care about cowbats, but you see what this guy said in this comment and he said and I said I read comments

But I was really reading comments on that what show where I read comments and then this other guy who comment I don't care about that either, but he said this thing. I feel like he spends a lot of time reading comments Of course he does. He loves it. I don't know how he has the time to do all the podcasting while he's reading all the comments. I have the answer to that. Did you know that he's unemployed? Did you know that he's a stay at home, dad? He's can find a lot of time for yourself when you're unemployed. Those poor kids. Yeah, I know. Don't say that though. I know. I just thought of that. He gets very angry about the CPS question. He went off on that. And it was pointed out, I don't know if it was someone in the subreddit or where I was reading this,

but somebody pointed out that they've worked in that line of work before. And for someone to get that emotionally charged by a question like, should we call CPS? This person thought that it was very possible that he's had interactions with CPS before. Oh, because otherwise it doesn't make sense. You wouldn't like say come to my house and fight me because I would never endanger my children. I'm just inviting you to my house to fight me.

He might. Yeah, he might. He's crazy. He is. Yeah, he might. He's crazy. He is crazy. I love him. Did you know that his download numbers are real? Huh? He's got some serious numbers.

And I think that we need to understand how well he's doing. And it's not just a bunch of like trolls that are downloading a show and hate listening. He has a lot of listeners to his shows These people are acting as if the numbers that I have created cultivated have came Specifically from them trolling me and that doesn't make any sense because you can't just listen to a podcast for 10 seconds And expect that to count as a play or a download It doesn't you have to listen to it for at least I would say probably half the episode or at least download the whole thing so you're telling me that 13,000 people were downloading

Jude gum that were specifically trolls because I don't have that kind of troll numbers. Okay so first of all he's making assertions he has no idea what he's talking about. He says you have to listen for a certain amount of time for it to count. I don't know where he got that from. It's just not the case. No. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't do at least half of it, I think. What does that, what do you mean?

You can't download part of a podcast. Right. So a download is a download whether you listen to it or not. Right. It counts as a download. So he's not making any sense right now. He's like, oh, 13,000 people. And now, downloads do not equal people.

And this is another thing that he gets wrong. It's like 13,000 people listen to my show. All right, we're going to do some easy math here. Let's say you have 50 subscribers, and you put out 50 episodes. That's 2,500 downloads. Okay. Okay. 2,500 downloads. You can say, just 2,500 people. No. Okay. 2,500 downloads.

You can say just 2,500 people. No, no, no. You have 50 subscribers. That's a lot different number than 2,500. Your 13,000 downloads does not equal 13,000 people. You will never be heard by 13,000 people. Yeah. You're not even close to that.

This guy is obsessed with numbers. He does not understand at all. His math is off. His math is off. You have to listen to a show for at least. Maybe that's why he makes short shows. If I make a four-minute show, someone listens for two minutes and one second, it counts as a lesson. And I get that sweet, sweet anchor out of my money. Oh my god. Maybe that's what this is. But you don't know how many people listen to your show. You only know how many people download it. Correct. Okay.

Correct. However. Good, because I never listen. There's evidence. And this is one of the things he talks about, the clip, but he says, you know, we have all these people listening to the show. It's not reflected in our reviews. We don't have on people reviewing the show. It's even talked about in the past, where all these people listen to the show, it's not reflected in that reviews. We don't have one of people reviewing the show. It's even talked about in the past where all these people listen to my show, but no one ever

talks about it. I think they're maybe vacuuming while they're listening to it. They're not my bag of tension. I don't know how many people listen to WATP. I only know people download the show, but there's not enough people I should listen to it, because I see them talk about the show on the internet. Sometimes accurately. That's science.

And if they actually listen to it. All right. Apparently, we are so desperate for content over here at WATP that we just cannot leave this guy alone. It's like they're so desperate for content that they can't get off my nuts. And it's adorable. Aww. It kind of has. It kind of has. They can't get off my nuts. Alright, if you want things that I want to play here, she must talk about the difference between a podcast and a television show.

What he's trying to explain here is that podcasts are special because it levels the playing field. Anyone could put out a podcast because podcasts are just an MP3 file. That's all it could ever be. Okay. So whether he puts out an MP3 file or Joe Rogan or an advert, podcasts, our podcast, unlike television shows. And that is the major difference between podcasts.

And nothing else is like that. You can't have a television show where one television show is a comedy based around scientists and then a television show where a guy just sits there. All right, so his analogy is way off. What? You can't have a television show where a guy just sits there. Do you know what he television shows? Are I where a guy just sits there? There's a lot. There's a shit. You ever see the daily show? Tell me just shows that I work. Guy just sits there. There's a lot. There's a sh-

You ever see the daily show? Ha ha ha. There's entire news channels. Yeah, there's no works. We're guys just sitting there. They're revolve around guys just sitting there. Are they? Yep.

There's so many shows like that, but then there's also sitcoms and dramas. So popras. Let's fuck it idiot. I've got a lot to learn from famous. We all have a lot to learn. One thing that I was surprised to hear is that he didn't prep for a show at all.

So I download this ginger snap up from February 3rd. And apparently, he just had record and started talking without any idea what he was gonna talk about. It's one of those podcasts where I was like, you know what guys, I'm not gonna sit around and try and come up with specific things I wanna talk about.

I just wanna record. I just wanna record. Got to talk. Got to say things. Got to get it in the atmosphere. Right? That's what they say. People say that.

Get it in the atmosphere. I don't know, maybe like NASA probably says that. I don't know. I've never met anyone that says that, so don't know where I got it. This is a guy who should not just sit down and talk without doing a little bit of prep work out of time. I could listen to that for a while. Oh good, because I have another example of his brain not working. And I always love when Patrick Michael recognizes the fact that he just stopped making sense. And it's beautiful, beautifully strange. We'll say that. But beautiful nonetheless, because it's important, you know?

I don't even know what I'm saying, you guys. Honestly. A lot of firings going on in the old cranium, if you will. He's acknowledging the fact that his brain doesn't work. Which is a weird thing to do. There's a lot of firings going on in the brain, in the cranium. Yeah, a lot of firings going on in the cranium. Do you think he's getting fired from his cranium? He continues to say things that don't make any sense and then question himself.

And this is where I love the fact that he has multiple personalities that are all out on display throughout his podcast. Where you can go in and fucking bang, boom, bang. People say that, I don't know what the fuck that even means. I like the personality that calls out his other personalities. There's one voice in his head that goes, what the fuck are you talking about? What are you saying?

Why does he just say that? He even goes on to talk about how he's just rambling for no reason. And honestly guys, I'm rambling because it doesn't matter. Does any of this really matter? Am I changing lives? No. I thought we were all writing your co-taales. What do you mean it doesn't matter?

Now he's come to the realization that he's talking to no one and that none of this matters. Remember in the interview when he said the reason why he's doing this is for his legacy. Right. So there's adult children when he's passed he'll be able to go back and find out who was dad. What made dad tick? And he's going out and going, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. I'm just rambling like an idiot. That's your legacy. You wanna tighten that up a little bit there, dubby? His manifesto must be bonkers.

Oh my God. Okay, you don't have to shoot it. You don't have to shoot up a school. Just send me your manifesto. And we'll pay for it. We'll headly pay for it. But send the manifesto. We'd love to read it right here on WATP. I think we're listening to it. Here is a fun one. He talks about what a comedy genius would be. Now, when you think about the term comedy genius, you probably have some ideas in maybe Dave Chappelle comes

Sure Dave Chappelle you think of someone who Comedically comes up with concepts and jokes that's above and beyond what other people are doing She was a very different definition of a comedy genius People bring up these two words together and it's comedy genius and And for me, when I hear those words, I think about somebody who laughs at everything because if you are that smart in comedy, you would laugh at every single thing that's meant to be a joke

because you would understand it better than anybody else could. That couldn't be more incorrect. That's not true. That's not true at all. What he's talking about is a such a humor versus being a comedy genius. Now If you're comedy, let's say your Dave Chappelle in my scenario that I threw out there Do you think Dave Chappelle is laughing at every knock knock joke? He's heard?

Well, he's a comedy genius. So I guess according to him. I bet it's just the opposite I bet it takes a little more to take a little funny bond Then any fucking joke this guy this idiot's like if you get every single joke that means you're a comedy genius. Well no comedy hits you the way that it hits you. It has nothing to do with how smart you are. That's so strange that that's his take on it. That's so strange it's almost like he's an idiot and I have further proof of that because talking about the fact that a comedy genius would get jokes, he reads a joke on his show that he himself does not get. He uses words he can't pronounce.

I don't think he understands what they mean as you're going to see. And then he immediately bails from the joke. This is my favorite clip ever of Shemus. This is my favorite clip ever of Shemus. Anyways, now with the joke. So, a biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, we got one. I don't have any idea what that means. Too many big words and I'm unhappy with it and I feel uncomfortable so I'll see myself out. Thank you for when a statistician is. I don't think he has any clue. What was he saying?

He got a statistician? Yeah, he was pronouncing a standard Titian, I think. Okay. A statistician. It's someone who uses statistics. Yeah. One statistic that's used quite often is a thing called average.

Oh boy. I might explain to this to Shay, you must write now. Well, you're not explaining it to me because I get the joke. Is that amazing? I just was trying to figure sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm way, third grade level, as far as humor goes.

I'm sure it's in some math books, I'm aware. It's gotta be in a math, well, or they were all scientists, I don't know. But this is him explaining that if you don't get jokes, it's because you're not well educated. And it just proves the lack of education. People are not paying attention as much as they should. They're not understanding the words as they come out.

They're not quick enough to get it in the time where like to explain it would would take less time than your ability to figure it out. And that sucks. Because those of us that are like, oh, I fucking get it right after he says it or she says it You're like, okay fucking yeah Next joke, please

This guy when he watches entertainment He's like I get the joke don't need to explain it move it on But all these dummies sit around pausing it going I don't get it Have you ever Pawsed a comedy special while you've been watching it? Yeah. To figure out the joke? No.

No, but I will call somebody at the room and rewind it. And this is just a clip that I have to keep on the board because one of the things that I love about Shamus is he tends to talk on both sides of his mouth if you know what I'm talking about. But then again, I'm kind of contradicting myself in a lot of ways. Yeah. You think? I get jokes. I don't get that joke.

It's part of this charm. It is part of this charm. All right. Well, that's all I have to talk about as far as our friend, uh, Sheamus is concerned. It's talking to my buddy who runs the comedy club here in Rochester. And he was telling me that he was in touch with whoever the management company is for this tour that is Rod and Jeremy, Stuttering John and Brian Dunkelman. for this tour that is Ron Jeremy, Stuttering John and Brian Dunkelman.

The negotiations went extremely strange. The call went out and they said, you know, we got a comedy club here, we'd love to have you guys room seats at 320. What do you guys need in order to make the trip? And this guy from the management company, court on court says, why don't know, what are you offering? We could give you a door.

Would you do that? He's like, all right, that sounds pretty good. What are you gonna charge for the tickets? Like, I don't know. Like, what do you guys normally do? Oh, we have big shows. We fill room. We just fill the room with 500 people.

Meanwhile, if you're following what's going on with these guys, they're playing restaurants in strip malls. I've seen. They're playing free shows at restaurants in strip malls. Well, there's not even a stage. Yeah, I've seen pictures of the venue. It's like me too. It's like a buffet. there's not even a stage. Yeah, I've seen pictures of the venue. It's like me too. It's like a buffet.

It's an old country buffet. We're stuttering John is spinning into your fucking sellsberry steak. You're like, John, come on man, I know you're trying to tell jokes, but I'm trying to eat dinner at my family over here. So, apparently, they came in a little bit after these negotiations back and forth that were very poorly done. They want too much money.

And the comedy club would have to charge like 50 bucks a ticket in order to pay in what they want. And the guy in the kind of goes like, there's no way people are paying 50 bucks a ticket to see Stuttering John. He goes the biggest name and then is Ron Jeremy. Can I? He goes, I would lead with Ron Jeremy if I'm trying to sell this show. What does Ron Jeremy do these days? Fuck's women. No, I know that.

That's what I'm wondering. He has sex with women on camera. What's he doing on stage though? Does he have a comedy act now? That's the funniest part. So my buddy Vinny was the first one to call this guy up to figure this out, because he works for the comedy club.

And the guy tells him, Ron Jeremy comes out and starts off with a joke and actually told the joke that Ron Jeremy opens with. Oh boy. You ready for this? Yeah. So this is, he's trying to sell this show to Vinny to say like, you should pay us $1,500

to come to Rochester to do the show because it's so great. Listen to how it opens. Ron Jeremy comes out. Now, Ron Jeremy, Uber Famous. Oh, I to how it opens. Rod Jeremy comes out. Now, Rod Jeremy, Uber famous. Oh, I know who he is. Pornstar. Yes.

Comes out, looks around and says, I know what you guys are thinking. If it weren't for porn, I would have never gotten laid. No, boy. This is how they're selling the show to the comedy club. And he was the guy who was telling him, oh, Stuttering John's a killer. This guy is a killer.

I don't think I'm smart enough to get that joke. I wanna see this show so bad, but I guess it's not gonna happen. I guess they want too much money. Oh my God, that's the only thing too. Stuttering John, there is a Facebook event that somebody found where he's doing some lecture at an 8 a.m. he's in a hotel like 8 a.m. and it's like come meet Stuttering John

and it's part of some business association in LA and it's for his real estate business. What? Did you know that he's a realtor? Stuttering John will sell you a house. That makes more sense than what he's been doing. Correct, because he doesn't make any money on that shitty podcast.

Right. Is that how he makes money? Uh, maybe. Does he know anything about real estate? Apparently, according to his bio, it says that he was flipping houses when he was living in New York and working on the Howard Stern Show.

He knows so much about real estate. Now, me personally, and I don't follow Senator and John is closely, I saw him people do, but I've listened to more of his podcast than I would say 99.99% of people in this world. He's never once talked about selling a house or understanding real estate. He does talk about playing trumpet in second grade, putting on sketch comedy shows when he was in fifth grade, getting an A, and said sketch comedy show.

He must be terrible at real estate because if he was making a ton of money at it, he would be bragging about that. He's terrible at everything. It was just so funny to me that I was reading through this Facebook event that had zero people who RSVP'd to it at the time that I was reading about it. But man, this fucking is fascinating. I got to look at my notes. There was something else I wanted to talk about with Stuttering John. Oh, his technical problems.

So now he's tweeting out that he's having a hard time getting his show to syndicate across all the different podcast channels. Is he in, is he out of mono now? Well, I think so. I don't know, because when Monique was doing the show with him, she figured out, I don't know if he's figured it out yet. But apparently he put his show out,

but it wasn't on iTunes or Spotify or something. And so he's like putting out tweets saying, does anybody understand this stuff that they can help me with this? It's so fucking pathetic. I get, Royce has got to be laughing as ass off because Royce knows that he was the one making all of that happen.

And he's like, all right, I can't take it anymore. I gotta go. And watching for months, John has not been able to figure any of this happen. And he's like, all right, I can't take it anymore. I gotta go. And watching for months, John has not been able to figure any of this out. It's unbelievable. Well, you know, is it difficult? Well, I have had a hard time trying to switch over my workstation setup.

So I've had some problems there, but. But actually, syndicated your podcast should not be a difficult thing. Okay. It's about a button click or two. So no, okay. It should not be difficult. Maybe you should help them. I mean, anchor.fm is everything you need in order to podcast. It'll help you syndicate your show. You'll get money, even if you have two listeners, you'll get money for it. It does it all. But enough about anchor FM. Jen, I think it's that time of the show where we want to do

yeah this is a segment we do where we play a little clip of the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's podcast. To give people excited about it, podcast. It's called a tease. I'm familiar with it. You're familiar with the concept? The way we do it here is we just play a little clipper-rue. Next week's going to be weird because I'm going to New York City to see Ween perform. I mentioned I like Ween City to see Ween perform. Okay.

And I mentioned I like Ween, the band Ween. You before? Yeah. I've talked about that. So I'm going to go see Ween perform now. Anytime I make a trip to New York, I don't want it to just be for one thing. So I'm going to try to make some stops along the way.

Might hang out with some friends down there, maybe people who know Opie, maybe go to some places where Opie frequents, the famous Gebhards burger that I've heard so much about. So next week's gonna be an interesting show. I also have other things to talk about on an Opie front. So here's the teaser. So I used to have to drink a numbing thing for my throat

so that I could then drink in sure. Right, I remember for my food. Because you didn't really have a lot of moisture in your mouth because of the treatment, right? It's all gone. Still. Yeah, let's not talk about no one wants here. No, it's fascinating.

No, unless it impresses you. No, don't bother me. I'm wrong. No, I, it's fascinating. Unless it impresses you. No, don't bother me. I'm wrong. No, I think it's fascinating because a lot of people have been through some shit in their life, and it's cool to see someone on the other side of it, where you're, do you remember when we went to Little Italy? All right, so OB made a trip down to Fort Waterdale

during the Super Bowl to visit his buddy, Weeze. Okay. I have a friend who happened to be staying with Weez at the exact same time. Okay. I got some information. Oh boy. I'm gonna get additional information when I go to New York next week. So, I know that we didn't talk a lot about OP this week.

I know there are people who tune in, just want to hear about OP. Next week will be a very OP centric episode. Okay. I'm very excited about this. There's two podcasts he put out with Weez. There's a YouTube video overlooking the ocean from Weez's condo. There's a lot to get to.

I'm excited. I'm excited to because it was, that was Weez talking about his cancer. And if we could talk about his cancer treatment, that's gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna be- That's hilarious. We're gonna be laughing it up.

It'll be so much fun. So, Jen, anything that you want to plug before we wrap things up instead of our after show segments? No. This is all I have going on. Great, so please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the most biz of morning radio. Get down and show these folks right here. Fuck you! Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. You fucking know all about this, yeah. Oh, that's it!

That's the one! Fucking thing! So... You... ...coring as shit! You You know who are these podcasts, I don't know I don't get it. It makes no sense. Alright, let's get into some reviews. Rehears with Vic. That's right, it's everyone's favorite new segment to the show.

Reviews with Vic were Vic reads recent reviews of WATP and we are forced to comment on them. Vic, thanks for joining us again. Of course, Carl. Hi, Vic. Hello, Jen. What's you wearing? Nothing. Hi, Vic. Hello, Jen. What's you wearing? Ooh, nothing. Good. She just looked out. She was ready to answer that question seriously.

I look hot. Don't worry about it. There you go. This is a job on. Yes. That's how we're going to dress up. We got to eat later. All right, Vic.

So did you prepare some fun reviews? Oh, I want to point to me out before we get into that. So I've been getting a lot of shit for your segment because apparently we're ripping off the podcast zero versus Godzilla show. Oh, I heard that voicemail. You were right, Carl. You were doing it fucking way before Maddox. That guy is a fucking retard. I don't even know who this is, Vic just stood up for me. That's amazing. I think she stood up for herself.

Yeah, that's probably the point. But apparently, us trying to guess what the star rating is after hearing the review is somehow related to something Maddox did. And when I heard that, I thought, well, okay, that's true. And I'll never do it again. So just read our shitty reviews and we'll just have fun with it that way. Amazing. All right.

Oh, amazing. Jesus. So you actually had 20 fucking six five star reviews from Drew and Mike fans. Who's that? Drew and Mike fans are enjoying WATP and we appreciate Detroit coming in. Yeah, they all fucking suck though. They're all just like, oh, good job, Carl.

This is the only interesting one. Okay. The title is they might be cobbling a living together dot, dot, dot. I learned about it. I learned about this show from Drew and Mike podcast and it's informative, but not PC and then like five periods. And it's typed like that too. Like. All right. So these people aren't totally getting this show just yet. If I completely understand it, we're trying to do here. That looks like a stroke.

That's very possible. Drew's been out of the radio for a long time. He might have an older following. So it's possible. Possibly even older than you Carl. This next one is I'm an animal. The show is such garbage. Just look at the trash can they use as a logo. If you want real honest and wholesome entertainment, I recommend checking out Chewd Gum. It's read straight off a IMDB page, so you know it won't go off the rails. Also, Carl's penis is only 2.5 inches. Trust me. Chad, did you write that review? Guilty. Let's fuck up. So, we're going to have to take measure I thought it was a big tape measure for the ass. Did my pinky could I ball it? Oh goodness. Yeah, that was five stars from not Todd.

Not Todd, all right. This next one is trash. This podcast is the equivalent of a truck stop hooker, not worth your time, and it'll give you an STD. That was a one star review by Carl as a failure. He created that fucking account just to make that weird because that's not even a good joke. So I thought I was a listener to the show. I assume it was a listener because it doesn't make sense. Like why would a podcast give you an STD? Could you expand on that a little bit? Explain yourself.

Like I understand the analogy up until that point. And it will give you an STD. It's like, well that's kind of where the analogy doesn't make sense anymore. Right. I mean, our show is eardelicious, Chad. I don't know about delicious. All right.

Spicy. Maybe. It is a little spicy. All right. Spicy. Maybe it is it is a little spicy. This next one is titled of the 650,000 podcasts. This is surely one of them. All right. Five stars from a Canadian. Must have been zoo. Thanks, zoo. Our Canadian listener.

This next one's titled Hot Carl. One of my favorite references. This show should be called Hot Carl. One of my favorite references. This show should be called Hot Carl because my wife loves it. And while I don't mind pooping on her, we'll only visit now and again when we're bored with our regular sex life. Five stars.

Oh. All right, I'm convinced we're rebranding this Hot Carl. All right. W-A-T-P is no more. Okay. Starting next week, hot carl in the morning. Smart. Oh no. That's a wise move. All right, looks in off with a one star from OP Rod 6000. So you know it's good. It says, hmm, crapping on other people's hard work, how novel. Don't want to waste too much time on this garbage.

So here goes. This podcast is terrible. Skip it. Save an hour of your day. I love the cramping on people's hard work. You just heard me play a clip where this dummy gets out and says, I didn't do any prep. I don't know what I'm going to talk about. I'm just going to ramble onto a microphone for the next 22 minutes and we'll see what happens. That's that hard work. microphone for the next 22 minutes and we'll see what happens. That's that hard work. It's embarrassing. Opie fires up YouTube live,

talks to people who are commenting, hey Billy, hey, pay up $5. That's that hard work. It's that impressive. No, not the way they do it. Creamy butters puts more work into the fucking Opie show than Opie does at this point. Butters puts more work to the fucking OP show than OP does at this point.

All right, I get any fun comments on Reddit or anything else you want to talk about, Vic? No, fuck you, Carl. All right, fair enough. In that case, I have some voicemails to play. So hang out for a minute. Yeah. I wish it's goneails to play. So hang out for a minute. Yeah, I wish it's gone into say that, I think the part where you say, where at the end where you play the part that says,

W-H-P-V, a lot over the songs, that part's really good. Yeah, I'll do that. I think that was Doug Doug Lai for last year studios. For easy as that one to work. Someone's got to do it. All right, so this next one I'm excited about because we've definitely hit celebrities call into the show before, but not one at this level. He comes, me Michael Jackson. Hey, I heard you just reviewed my favorite podcast, Max IRL.

I don't got that we're finally coming out and being accepted. Maybe I can admit to all the crimes and then both of them does. So I heard that you got that little boy, Vic Conn and the voicemail. He sounds cute. I was wondering if maybe he has a nice Fiat can look at call call me back okay Lucky Vic Yeah, pick it up the attention Michael Jackson Well, can I say I got the magic. Oh, so this next voice man, we're hated WATP

Until the show from last week that was featuring Doug and Kaya I gotta say I Absolutely hated your fucking show before I heard it on the notes industry and like I said absolutely fucking hated it until I heard the episode on maps fucking hated it. Until I heard the episode on maps. And I liked that one. But maybe that was because it was just two guest hosts and Carl wasn't there. Who knows? I'll listen to the next one. See if I like it. Also, thanks. So I don't think that was a joke. Our show is streamed on, thanks to some of our listeners. Our show gets streamed on the Noah Genda stream,

which is just a 24-7 of these play podcasts all the time. She can just pop in there and something will be playing. And so we get discovered by people on that who don't know what to make of us. It's a very different type of stream over there than what we're doing. Was that Doug? I think that was Doug. It might have been Doug. It could have been, but this next color has the opposite reaction to Kayan, Doug.

Oh! Kayan, that other fucker's name, Doug. Big, big swing and a miss this week. What the fuck? uh... big big swing and a miss this week uh... uh... part of the show is more depressing and fucking car laughter bills most of taxing uh...

uh... well what the fuck get over your ship man control the show get over your fucking shit gosh All right take it easy Okay, he kind of had an exit It's that type of feedback that I really appreciate people ask why do we do the voicemail segment? And it's for that type of feedback that I can use to get better.

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Oh well, Tucker out. Tucker out, he's got his own sign up. Yeah, Tucker out. Tucker, Dixon. Yeah. You like that? So clever. So I want to point out the fact that Friday night of last week I got up from bed and tried

to make it to the toilet to vomit violently. And I ended up puking all over the floor all for myself. It was disgusting. It was not something I did on purpose to avoid talking about maps. It was so gross. I had to get to the shower afterwards because I had vomited all over myself. I really painted a picture with my words, don't I? That's lovely. I thought so. Oh, Tucker called back at the guy. Hey, Carl, Tucker again.

I forgot to tell you, I also love the long intro, unlike everybody else. I think you should make it longer. Here, let me help you out. W-A-T-T is my favorite podcast ever. I'm listening to it all the time. Carl is funny as he is, good-looking, smart, and smells wonderful. Ah, love W-A-T-T. Holy funny, he is good looking, smart, and smells wonderful. Ah, love W-A-T-D.

There you go, Carl. Go ahead and add that to the intro. Let's just make this thing, let's get a whole episode here intro. Oh, I'll call that, talk about it. All right, T-Dex, you got it, buddy. Thank you for that. You guys remember the character, Nico?

Yes. Oh, the rapist. The rapist, yes. He's after you, Vic. Yeah, I mean, I think he already got me. I didn't notice. Well, it's often you forget about 2.5 inches. I could understand. Well, Niko, you looked big compared. Oh, thanks. Wow. It's the best thing you've ever said to me. This is like a Carl love fest today. It really is. So Nico called in and Nico has a message for us. It also for Vic.

So I think this is an important voice male to play because Nico has been a long time color to the show and contributor to both our content and to raping listeners of WT3. Hey Carlos, me Nico. I'm getting really sick of this stick of the Nico stick. It's getting old.

I think it's run its course. I call it and I say, I'm a pedophile, not funny, I mess the joke and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of this fucking character. I guess I'm just going to be known as Niko though, because I'm going to talk to Vic, not for tech, because I'm sure I'm in a fucking context of that. Interesting. I don't know. Things very highly.

But we'll say that the reason I've called in for so long is because I'm jealous of Vic. Specifically, I'm jealous of the fact that people ask for pictures of her feet. But they should be asking me for pictures of my feet. That's a good way to do it. People want pictures of my fucking feet. Here's what I'm going to say. Everyone who's listening, you can hit me up on the W-A-D-P Discord. I'm going to go by the name of Sir Deathwish.

And I'll send you pictures of my fucking feet for free. You're just going to ask me. You love them. They're fucking beautiful. You can do whatever you want with the fucking pictures. You can jack up to them. You can wear them like a fucking hat. I don't care.

But I'll fucking send them to you. Anyway, Carl. I guess this is Nico. I guess I'm not the actual pedophile guy, whatever. Who gives it shit? It was a fucking character. I'm sick of it. It's what it's course. I'm doing. I'm like, send me that character that progressively worse. I'm done with it. Now I'm Nico. I don't know. She's all send you pictures of my fucking feet.

I don't know. She's out. Send you pictures of my fucking feet. This is sure that how it's done. That took a weird turn, didn't that? Sure did. It was an odd flex. It was an odd flex. And I want to agree with the person in Discord who says,

we don't care about feet. We care about elbows in this discord. So if you want to send in elbow pictures, there is a channel for that. It is elbow picks. That's what we're checking out in this discord. Oh, where are the weirdos? He really will be jealous. Mine are fucking silky smooth. Well, your elbow is the gold standard that everyone else tries to love to. Yeah, yeah, it actually has a couple scars on it, but it's gold standard.

Don't divulge the magic. Alright, here's a last voicemail we're gonna play. Colorado, everybody's calling in to complain about your fucking intro. Yeah, it's going not that good or the outro whatever. But I signed up, became a Patreon, all this stuff. And here my favorite fucking part, the actual teaser. Ah, yeah. I can't really do it right now. So pretty sure fucking corona is right to me, but if you could add that back, it's probably only have like a month of fucking lives, I don't kill myself even if you're stupid fucking intro is my name.

But yeah. Don't kill yourself if you're supporting us on a Patreon. No, no, no, no. How old was that guy? I'm pretty sure the picture is in my cat. Fuck yeah. Oh, geez. Alright, well do you want to see pictures of this guy's pussy? What do you think? I mean, you wouldn't say no. I do. No, I wouldn't say no. Okay. That's what I thought.

All right. Well, this is everything that I wanted to talk about. Vic, anything you want to plug? No, go go fucking text me from Carl's Patreon To these podcasts. Yeah, your your number is still available That anyone wants to sign up for our patreon do you have do you have people who talks to you? Fucking sometimes they still text me. I'm like oh cool All right Well, apparently Nico is one of them or send her death death wish or or whatever. Oh please. Yeah. No everyone text me. Tell me to go fuck myself. Alright, that sounds good. And I'm gonna record next week on Sunday because I'm gonna be in New York on Saturday. So

Vic, if you're around we'd love to have you on to read reviews. Yeah, I'll be around. Awesome. Jennifer, the Jingles apartment I might tap you to come on and talk about Opie with me for a little bit. It's okay. I think it's going to be a different type of episode next week. That's okay. I'm not selling this while, am I?

No, I don't think so. No one's going to listen to this. That's good. Alright. Alright, I'll leave you with us. Even though I stupid. you you you