Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep193 - Opie and stuff

Episode Date: February 17, 2020

I went to a Ween show in NYC last night. I woke up this morning hungover. I traveled back to Rochester in the AM then recorded this podcast. I'm just saying. Jen from the Jingles Department is back to discuss Opie, Wease, Stuttering John, and Jim Florentine. Also, PJ, Doug White, and Vic are awesome. Support the show: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright, so we're podcasting from Gebhards right now. We're on the podcast. Mike Staffel is going to show up in any minute now. Tell us all of his amazing OP stories. It's not happening. From being the producer on OP. Not happening. I'm hanging out with Megan.

Hello. And Matt. What up. Yes, and we are broadcasting live from Gebards. It's a dream come true. We're trying to turn the music down. Yeah, turn the music down. We're trying to podcast over here.

We're just too hot. We're just too hot. We're just too hot. Can't you tell we're podcasting? We're very important people trying to podcast. We are literally in Gebards. I heard OP talking to Jim Forrantine at Gebards from earlier this week.

But I think he learned to walk away from the bar area and actually go somewhere where they could die to people. I have not figured that out yet. I think there's a secret room where we can do armpit farts and we're about to go there. It's gonna happen. What I like is that not only is there a lot of ambient noise which is always good for a broadcast,

there's been an alarm going off. Pretty much non-stop for the three-hour evening here. Over the evening. Eight thousand minutes. Oh wait, Mike Sappho is showing up. He can tell us, hey girl it's Mike, Oh, it's a dick, I do it. All right, thanks. That's a fake, that's a fake. That's your hanging out.

It's show time. I W I T P W I T P Hello back slappers and cousin ruse, what's your mother's Who are these podcasts?

The only show that's making time breaking ground, selling brown beta chocolate down, I'm your host, Karo with me this week. Back to back weeks, Jen from the Jingle department. Hi, Dio. Jen, thanks for joining us again. Gosh, thanks for having me. Go to who are these kind of your email address, voice mail number, link to our sub or at least to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our Patreon. We're gonna record a new bonus episode this week. Dick Masterson and I are gonna be recording that in a couple of days.

Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and I do, to then shit all over us in the comments section. I think I saw Vic in the discord. We'll get her on later to read some of those recent reviews that have come in. But first, we gotta talk about what's going on with our friend, Opie. He went down to Fort Lauderdale to visit Wee's during the Super Bowl. Yeah. And they did a bunch of podcasts from down there. Opie was on Wee's's morning show. Wee's

is a morning show in Rochester, but he actually records it from his condo in Fort Waterdale in the winter months. Yes, which is wise. Which is wise. It's one of the smartest things that he does. So Opie went down there and they hung out and did a show. So we talk about Opie from time to time on this show. Not again. I thought it would make sense for us to review what he's been up to lately. And it's always fun when you just hear two professional broadcasters get on and just start doing their thing.

I love the whittiness of the banter that goes out in between them because Ope just comes up with these things and it just gets stuck in your head. Corona virus comes up and Oopie's got a gag for that of course. If there's some Corona, it's gonna get on to my fucking mask. Yeah. Then you're gonna touch it and then you got it on your hand. My Corona. Oh yeah. Bump, bump, bump, bump. My, that was a good pair of stuff. No, it's all about Yeah First saying it and you're like, oh, don't do that and then he has to start like doing the music to it Till and of course wee's is his body so he's like, yeah, yeah, that's funny. They have fun. That's a good parody

See I have fun together That's that's funny. They have fun. That's a good parody. Yeah fun together. This is funny. So Opie's talking about on his flight down to Florida. There's a family who asked him to take their picture. Do you see? I said that picture. Proud of you. That a guy in the work he got it. And we's assumes that he means they want a picture with him because he's Opie from opiate Anthony Not the case Lovely family flying down to Fort Lauderdale like myself It's so it's me and then a family in the row. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and they want a picture and oh they know it's

Opie no, no, sorry, they want a picture of them. No god No, now when they say can I get a picture there them. No God. Those days are over. Oh my, you're taking a picture of them. Those days are over. What are all I know? No, now when they say, can I get a picture of their basically handing me a gift? Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I love that.

It makes me so happy. Weasel has to make it worse. Well, weas is so out of it that he still thinks that OP is talented and famous. So weasel has been out of it. He's like, yeah, talented and famous. So we just have little bit of it. And he's like, yeah, man, you're OP. Of course they want a picture. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, they just handed me my phone.

And ask me to take a picture of it. All right. They gave this a political talk. And I love it. Is this the episode that you listen to, by the way? The one that I'm playing, let's start right now. No, I listen to the one about the Super Bowl. Okay, I have that one too.

Okay. Don't you worry. We got tech covered. So I love when they get into political talks because Opie knows a lot about politics and makes a lot of sense. And of course, weez is like really far left leaning. So he's, he gets into these political rants and when the two of them get together you know intelligent things are going to be said.

But this bullshit's been happening in our political system since the beginning of time and when they talk about the founders would be rolling over their graves like the founders were terrible people too. It seems to me like you're gonna export Mark. We're gonna break it down there only. The people who founded this country were terrible people Wow, there you go. I've nailed it. I mean as they get into the political talk though Wees does make a statement that I find to be very true. I guarantee you there's friends of yours

I call them friends listeners of your podcast. They've already turned it off. Check out the big brain on bread! You're a smart mother-finder, that's right. Yep. I would have. Yeah, if you were to sign it. If I wasn't a scientist. If girl didn't tell me I don't listen to this entire episode, I would have definitely turned it off at that point. But instead, we pushed through, and I love when we start talking about one of the biggest

problems we have in the world is we're making too many people. It's over population. This isn't a thing I've heard a lot about recently because we've figured it out. Sure. There's less hunger than there's ever been and there's more people than there've ever been. But but whatever we gets his news from an interesting source because it's you know you can't keep making babies right and grow the whole world keeps making babies and it's nobody stops to think about water electorate it's been it's scary to look at science fiction movies and stuff and not know that it's shit's coming He goes the two examples he came up with which are brilliant

Water and electricity we're gonna run out of there because there's too many people You're seeing a science fiction movie that That's what's going to happen. Oh, yeah. So there's this thing called the water cycle. I don't know if you're familiar with this. I'm a little water. Water doesn't ever go away. Right. We had the exact same amount of water on the earth now that we did millions of years ago, or 5,000 years ago, and the earth was created, whatever.

It's just in different places now than it used to be. That's all. We're going to run out of electricity with all these fucking people. Well, the running out of electricity is fucking stupid, I just say. Oh. This isn't about, I shouldn't be talking about weeds. This is about ol' bee. I feel bad now. Let's talk about the fact that one good thing came from the death of Karl Ruiz.

And I don't say that lightly. I was a fan of Karl Ruiz, but his timing was good. Matter of fact, we were planning a trip to Rochester. We were gonna be there in late September, Carl died September 24th. That's why I canceled the trip, obviously. Kept open on a Rochester. What?

So at least that happened. When I heard that part of it, I thought, uh, so close, you almost met Carl Rees. I mean, I wish Jeremiah's would have poisoned them. The way that they poisoned me. I mean, is that so bad to wish somebody to get food poisoning? It's not a nice, it's not nice. It's not a nice thing.

You're right. All right. This is the big deal. This was the big story. They talked about it on this podcast. They talked about it on Weez's show. They go to this nice Italian restaurant. It's like the finest Italian restaurant in all of Fort Lauderdale. And Weez and Opie was like the day that he got down there took a little selfie together. And this is the story here. So I just posted a picture. I'm not even thinking anything of it. And one of my guys goes, yo, oh, did you see what it says in between you and we?

So there's a sign in the background, right in the back of the restaurant. I guess near the bar or something. I don't know what the actual word said. But in the picture that is posted on my Instagram, go back a little bit if you want to see it for yourself. All you see is the letters in between me and Weez's head. See you. See. Yep. As in close. Little up. So, Opie takes a picture. I looked at this picture. Oh, you did, I didn't look at it. OP takes a picture with him and Weez,

and in between them is the word cause, and it's like Carl Ruiz is trying to make a statement, like, hey, I'm here with you guys, kind of thing. Yeah. What I noticed in that picture, they're in the finest Italian restaurant in Fort Waterdale, OP is wearing a ski hat. Ugh.

He's dressed like a bum. What is wrong with this guy? He's a millionaire. He's eccentric. Is that what it is? Isn't that what my hair is? I don't know, maybe do your hair before going out to a nice restaurant. Well, we're proud of fucking ski camp. We mentioned that he was in his pajamas the entire time he was there. That's true. They did make fun of we's for what he, well, we's making fun of old before he was there. That's true. They did make fun of Wee's for what he, well, Wee's was making what Opie Ford, he was wearing. Right.

Whatever. Doesn't matter. I doubt it's the stupidest radio bit ever. I mean, Vic does a very good job with it, but talking about what people are wearing, I'm a radio. Tidazly does not work all that well. So one of the things I didn't realize this, but Carl Wies, his grave site is in Fort Waterdale or somewhere near there.

I think they had to drive an hour to get there. So one of the things that they were talking about is they were gonna go visit his grave site. Okay. And then we'll do another taste post or during Carl. I don't know. Okay, post Carl. A few people told me not to do, uh, do

pod. Oh, because they do people think you're using the mother executive fellow cause. Come on. He just sent it to Mexico. Yeah. He almost wants us to do a podcast where he sent a message. So they go to his gravesite and opi decides he's not going to gonna podcast from there, which I give him credit for. But it's interesting how that came out because that must have been a conversation they had before because I don't think around do that. We was like, oh, because people think that you're using him.

So yeah, you're selling merchandise. This has hashtag Ruizing on your website. And I just want to point out, if that wasn't bad enough, do you know what the new t-shirt is that OP is promoting on his website. And I just want to point out, if that wasn't bad enough, do you know what the new T-shirt is that Opie's promoting on his website? No. opiradio.com. And it's a wow sticker.

Huh? Yeah. Whip him out Wednesday, the old opian Anthony catch phrase. You can now buy a wow T-shirt on opiradio.com. Do you think he's giving proceeds to Anthony Kumya or Jim Norton or? Well, maybe that was Opi's idea to begin with.

Sam Roberts. Maybe they didn't have anything to do with it. If you need a Shazopi. Which you might have just been whip him out Wednesday. Sounds like something Opi would come up with. It does sound like something Opi would come up with. It's funny to me that he wants to distance himself from the opian ant and the world.

Doesn't want to be part of that anymore. What do you want to buy a D-shirt? I don't say a D-shirt. But not lately, that's all he's talking about lately. Yeah, that might be true. Let's call up my buddy, Mike Sapp, let's see if we can get him. We got some things we need to talk to this guy about.

So I appreciate you taking some time today. I know you're visiting your mom and it's really nice of you to make some time for us. What I really wanted to talk to you about was a couple of things. One of them is you were not doing OP show. You were your producer for a little while there in the Westwood one days

and then you went and done a show in a long time and then all of a sudden, he was talking to Yakov Smirnov in Yakov's hotel room, I believe in Manhattan somewhere. And all of a sudden, it's like, whoa, Mike's back. Yeah, at first, I'm like, these guys are crazy. I did Carl's show, I did WATP, but I spoke very highly of OPI.

I made sure you guys didn't destroy him anymore. And then I didn't hear from OPI. So I'm like, these tons of bitches are right. I'm blackfold. But yeah, I got a phone call and he's like, hey, you're texting me. Are you busy right now? And it was the day of the AFC, I guess,

maybe the first round of the AFC playoffs. I'm like, no, I'm not. He's like, listen, I'm about to interview Yakuof Smyrnoff at my hotel room and his hotel room. And to be honest with you, I'm kind of creeped out because I don't even know if it's really even him. So that's funny because you read that text. Oh wow, and he was pissed at you.

He's like, I didn't write it right there. He's lying. He's lying. I didn't write that. You know, I get, I don't know why. I'm bad at reading a room. He's doing it. So he tells me, hey, can you come to the city?

And I'm like, yeah, one that I haven't seen. And I did want to link up and just see like hey are we cool? I haven't heard from you how you doing with you know I know you're still reeling about Carl so I go there we go upstairs to Yacob thing and they're having a good time a little Banta it was kind of funny little weird in Yacob's hotel room, but then I'm like hey This is a funny part and that was the whole issue of the opian Anthony show you'd kind of blow people up. Yeah, so I'm like, it's great. I had the text my phone says Opie So I'm like, hey, I'm kind of creeped out about yet Yakov didn't think it was too funny and I think Opie thought it was too funny

So I felt like such an ass. I'm like, oh my god. And then Yakov kind of entered the interview or something like oh boy Oh, shit. So what happened after that? No, no, we finished the interview It was it wasn't like on piss of you. It was I Didn't read the room well and that was it then I I really didn't hear from him Um, it got a little weird He asked me to send him a clip from some YouTube thing which I did and Then he's like, hey bro. I haven't heard from you in a week. I'm like, I emailed you twice, man. And that was it.

I really haven't heard from him. And ironically, it was funny. Um, one was a call. Maybe three or four days ago, he hit me up and he's like, hey, I'm going to be a get parts. Oh, okay. Recording with Vic and Sherrod, are you free? But I was working. You know, if it's less minute thing, I can never just pull less minute, like leave early, shoot over there, do it. No, you can't even meet up with people at Gebhar, so we make plans well in advance. So, if you do it a week early, I should be okay. Yes, but it was the day before and that was it. So I haven't really heard from too much, but the truth, I'll throw it out there.

I threw a very nice text message, okay, I know you're dealing with so much stuff, but, you know, we haven't really worked together in a while is everything cool I threw it out there because I was I was a little curious what happened and then I think he's like everything's cool he's like you know I was the truth he's like I'm messed up a car man I'm doing my thing I'm gonna see what's going on you know then he was that you know he was down to Florida brother we see he's been doing more of his own thing and that's it hopefully when he sets back up and if he does set back up, I'll definitely help out and stuff, but I haven't really heard from him too much.

Okay. Even if you notice, I know you listen. He hasn't done many podcasts. They're mostly, like the Instagram lives and stuff and like brother wee, he was in Florida. So there's no really need for me to set up or help out right now. I love that you're still the scorned lover who is saying. No, no, he's going to come back. He's just figured his thing out, but he'll be back when he's ready

Will still be together I didn't not together. I think he does start podcasting more traditionally and he needs help You know, I love the podcasting. I love coming on your show I would love to have about anyone podcasting so if he doesn't need help of course on there But the truth he hasn't done anything where he needs help. I'm not gonna go sit in his apartment and hold it The phone at the window. I'm he doesn't need help of course I'm there but the truth he hasn't done anything where he needs help I'm not gonna go sit in his apartment and hold the phone out the window I'm he doesn't really need it. I just got the sense from that Yaka interview that so he kind of called you last minute for that and that was actually like one hour before the show it was a Sunday he's like hey

what are you doing today yeah so nothing just gonna watch the games okay can you gonna watch the games. Like, hey, can you come to the city? Like I said, Yakuza, as we're going up there, he goes, I don't even know if this is really Yakuza. I'm like, where the hell am I going? Wow. Because there's a funny video of you guys, like hanging out in the hotel hallway, and Yakuza just comes walking up towards you

and you're like, oh, hey, there he is. Yeah, but what we're called, Here's full disclosure, we get there, and I'm in the lobby for like 10 minutes, hope shows up, and he's like, hey, you ready to roll? I'm like, yeah, so we go upstairs, Yachto of Texan, whatever floor he was on, like, you know, eighth floor, we get off, open, you know, sets up the Zoom, we plug in the microphones, and we're walking over,

getting ready to knock on Yachto of the door, and Yachto was walking down the hallway. So it was like completely he was completely thrown off guard. Yeah, I was freaking like, holy crap, this is he's like, Mike, I'm not even sure if Yakuof's, if this is even him, I'm like, what can it be? We can't set up. Yeah, I don't like Brut me there, but yeah, Yakuof showed up and it was a good time. That was the last time I saw him though. So I got the sense that he was really annoyed with you because of a couple of the comments that you made while you were there

and kind of blowing up his spot. But you didn't have any conversation with him afterwards that made you think that he was concerned about that? No, no, because I kind of know my place on his show. I actually know I try not to talk. Whenever I'm there, it's not my place. It's his show. Even it was him in Carl or if he had a guess I tried never to talk it was never really my business to ever get involved in it You know it's not my my whole thing was being helped behind the scenes so a yaku I thought it was funny when old cold There's like yeah, I didn't when Opie said to him Carl during the interview I don't even know if this was really you I'm like finally a perfect time for me to show look yaku up He really didn't think it was you yeah, cuz you're out. Yeah, and it didn't go over well I'm just sitting there like oh boy and there was no one else there for me to show. Look, Yaku, he really didn't think it was you. Yeah. Because you're about. Yeah, and it didn't go over well. I'm just sitting there like,

oh, boy, and there was no one else there for me to even like, you know, like, oh, help me out with this. Why I just stood there looking ridiculous. So it's weird that OP is immediate reaction once. He's lying. I didn't write that. You're just like, what OP? Do you think this guy's, do you think Mike Sam was just making up a taxidigah? Why would he be lying about that? And you can you I got was just like well, he's not why what are you talking about? And Carl you know, I would have never walked in there like hey, you said he creeped out But don't make that comment a few times. Oh my god. It must be cool. It's out in the open But I'm so glad you said that you know my DMs are open on Twitter. I don't care who writes me

Yeah, but three or four people wrote to me and they were like Just heard you on whtp. Why do you call you a liar? It's someone some girl wrote the funniest thing. She's like you're good. So I'm like question mark I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm married. I thought she was creeping on me Yeah, she's like you sat there could open your phone made a fake text message to then show y'all go after this y'all Right made a fake text message to then show Yoko off to end this y'all. I'm like, right. That's what that's what he's trying to say. Look, he, that's not even just real phone.

He's not even a phone. He made this up. He painted that out there. I felt big because I'm like, I thought it was, I thought it was funny. I'm like, you know, I never talk. It seemed kind of funny. You work creeped out and Carl, a few minutes before that, he did say I was creeped out.

I'm, you know, he had to be Yalko's hotel room. Yalko was running with it. And then I guess Michio and the text kind of went over the top a little bit. Yeah, it's kind of a real thing. So the other thing I wanted to talk to you about, and now that you've mentioned that Opie's still really depressed about Carl dying this, this tends to be a lot less fun than I was hoping it would be. But, oh no, come on, we make a thing.

I had a friend who was down in Miami, and we were doing something for work for the Secret Bowl. And she was forced to stay a little longer than she was planning on, and stayed with Wee's at the same time that Opie was there. And I had no idea that Opie was staying with Wee's at the time. So it was really interesting because this person doesn't know who OP is, never heard of OP and Anthony.

Didn't know anything about it. Just happened to be like putting a position where she's like hanging out with OP. And the description of OP was interesting to me. He never left the place. They're right on the beach. They're right on the water. He never left the place, they're right on the beach, they're right on the water. He never left the place. He was just on his phone the entire time.

Only time he lit up and acted normal was when he was doing a podcast or when he was on the radio show. Other than that, just Mopey kept to himself and he was even going off and complaining about Anthony to this friend of mine who doesn't know who Anthony is or anything about that. Opie's come out and said, I never even think about Anthony. You guys asked me in the chat and so I have to think about it.

But he was like bitching about Anthony and what a racist he is and what a problem was and all this stuff. Like, I don't know what your experiences with opi outside of doing the show But is that a good representation of his personality at this point? No, well two things one I'll dress the Anthony thing I was when Tim Sabian and opi are like hey, you want to come work? Yeah, it was kind of like hey I'm not gonna be fanboying like hey, I have a million opian Anthony questions So even though I want to ask questions about like W&W stuff and signing, they were supposed

to sign with serious, I never went over that line because I'm like, I don't want to be fanboy. So many times I wanted to. I think in a time we hung out, Anthony's name only came up like one time. He didn't speak who ill of him. It was more like, it was a famous get parts episode when they were all drinking and You know, I think opes are like oh never stop being oh a stop being a something on the at-level But I never really asked about the Anthony situation. I always felt it wasn't my place and

For the second thing about him being social we've hung out a few times He's not like he on the show. He's one of those guys I'm kind of like how it's turned how he was perceived that he was very shy and Introvert never really outgoing born the Mike's on it's like Some just clicked now. I can be outrageous and out there. Yeah, he's not very talkative like again, Carl I might be the scorn lover and he doesn't want to talk to me He never really seemed to like Like he's not that kind of guy.

He's very to himself and stuff like, I wouldn't see him going out there and just randomly walking up to people. He's very quiet. Even when it was Carl's benefit at La Cubana, it was packed. There was 200 people there. And he used very, you know, very quiet,

cis-by himself. It's more if he takes everything in. He's not really overly outgoing, I should put it that way. It's only depression to me. I'm not a doctor, I don't know. I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you though, the truth, and we can still make it fun. But even when I texted him, like, hey, listen,

we haven't really done anything in months, you okay, how's everything with us? He was honest, like, dude, this Carl thing messed me up more than anything. Like, it was out of nowhere. So we did, he's everything with us? He was honest like do this Carl thing mess me up more than anything like it was out of nowhere So we did he hit him with a big shock so that might have something to do with it, but I Don't know down a floor of the soup bowl. You could have let loose a little bit Yeah, you would think so a Little bit well

There is one thing that we know about Opie in his personal life and Jen you and I have talked about this Opie is a notorious shitter. Yeah. He's really good at shitting, which he brags about. I'm this episode with Whiz. See I... I brag on my podcast and my old radio show that I could shit anywhere. I'm one of those guys when I leave the house, I could shit anywhere.

But do you do them outside? Yes! My famous story is I shit on the beach as my mother was coming back from a walk Oh fucking up. All right. Don't have some fun again, Mike. All right, buddy. Well, I Thank you very much. I'm sorry that we missed each other yesterday. I was really looking forward to meeting meeting you and having a chat today I was really looking forward to meeting you and having a chat. Carl, I promise you, Carl, next I mean this next time in New York, 1,000 percent, I know you're in New York, next time you down the city will definitely link up brother, keep up the good work.

Fool me once. Shame on you. I'll never again, Carl, I promise. Hey, Carl, you wonder why he's why I really like you. I tell you this all the time. Besides the fact he put on a good show when you put effort into it. Yeah. You're the ultimate troll and he's the ultimate troll in his wallet.

This is his compliment. Exactly. No, no, I call. I know you. You take this as a compliment. Jen, there are a thousand bars in New York City, maybe 2000, but he had to go to get parts. He always has to do. Yeah, I mean, I was close by terminal five is less than a mile from Gavards

That's not a lot only 13 miles that well, okay fair enough good point Carl Latzon once he does forget about it All right, well Mike is good talking to you buddy I hope I came through you're the best brother. Keep up the good work. All right buddy you too I hope I came through you're the best brother. Keep up the good work. All right, buddy you too. Oh, I didn't even tell you about my Hotel room last night there was my Fire alarm or CO2 detector some fucking nonsense Was chirping every 30 seconds. Oh, that's so irritating. Yeah

was chirping every 30 seconds. Oh, that's so irritating. Yeah! Yeah, it actually is irritating. I think I can probably play this for you because at one point I just decided to turn on my recorder. This is what I heard all night last night and I'm warning this morning. Oh my god, that's horrible. Yep. Did you call the front desk?

No, but somebody started pounding on my door. Oh my god, leave me the fuck out. So I just got the hell out of there. It was really annoying though. Why didn't you call somebody? They probably would have switched a room. I was very drunk when I got back to the hotel room last night. And then this morning I was very hungover.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's why I didn't do anything that I should have done. Hi, we're drunk. I'd be even more apt to calling complain, probably. All right. So getting back to, they were talking about going to see Carl.

This is OP winding up for a big lie here. That's him, Outta. I can't... I... Whoa, that's pretty natural. That's how you talk with your captain about what you're saying. And I want to point out the fact that they talk about how certain people copy other broadcasters, and that becomes their stick. And OBEy explains how he did not copy ways. So you told me how to do it the right way, but what's important

to creativity, I'll say this every time is learn a lot from you, but decide I'm not going to copy you. There is no copy him. People copy all the time. That's the problem. Oh, but that's the, no, the ones that are are successful the ones are just copying like a Howard Stern or somebody they were listening to right Oh, be explained. He does not copy brother. We used let me remind you what a steam music is This is a weasus of the brother there's so many weasus so many weasus This is a weasus of the brother man. There's so many weasus. There's so many weasus of the family. He goes you know some people just like copy people but I can you imagine doing that? Oh, come on. You're talking to the guy you copy. I don't you're not recognizing this prediction. Yes. Five years from now, OP will move back to Rochester. Yeah. To be on Weasus show.

OP will move back to Rochester to be on Weezer's show. Interesting. And then you will have to watch your back. Oh, yeah, that would be bad. Because OP will be living in our town. Well, if he's on 95-1, maybe I can get on 96-5 and compete head to head against Weez and OP. And we'll just like play their show for the previous day, every day, and make fun of it. You're such a copier. A copier.

I'd be copying my own format if I did that. By the way, when they go to visit Carl, Brother Reeves has to take a piss. I heard that part that day. Did you hear that part? I surprised at something that he would cop to. Well, it's weird to me because the way that they set this up is Opie's getting a little choked up. There's his friend Carl, and he's doing whatever he needs to do

and working through that. And then he's, here's a 70 year old man pissing. And what I thought was interesting about this was Opie's take on it. But I gotta say, man, we all Wies is getting up there at age. I was impressed by your stream. See that? I was impressed by your stream. It's kind of a fire-hosey man.

I gotta admit, you know. Who's impressed by someone's fucking piss stream? In my notes, it said, what's on the thing? Wies takes a piss, a car Wies is grave, and Opie is impressed by his stream. I wrote that sentence. Yes! That's what just happened! That was so nuts.

So, there's a lot about that particular part too where Weasen is wife, went out and had cocktails. Got two drunk, forgot to pick Opi up at the airport. They didn't pick Opi up at the airport. He's texting them over and over again. I'm here. Hey guys, I'm here. I'm here. They're passed out drunk. I'm so, did he get there that same day? I don't know.

And then we sobered up and drove to the Masalium. Oh, I think that was Saturday. I think that was Saturday. Okay. That they went to visit Carl, because Friday was when they went to the Italian restaurant. So in that case Why was we's pissing? I thought he was drunk. Maybe that's why he was pissing at a mousselam. It's a good question

It's not acceptable behavior. I was trying to put this all together I'm not acceptable never mind anyway. Yeah, mm-hmm I liked when they're doing the podcast and of course, you know you can picture the scene here When they're doing the podcast and of course, you know, you can picture the scene here. They're at a Super Bowl party. Opie's got his stupid recorder out, he's talking to Wee's, and Wee's wife, Doreen. I believe as the person here, you're going to hear interrupt the conversation. To let them know that there's a guy there who listens to podcasts. I'm not making this up.

She has to interrupt them to say, did you know this guy right here listens to podcasts? This is great. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you? Hold on. The listeners that go to F and U and they listen to podcasts every day this guy. Does he listen to Opus? No. Why do what? You're interrupting us for a guy that doesn't even know who we are. So fucking young. Yeah. Did he probably hasn't even heard of opian Anthony. No, I haven't heard I've got a course. What are you doing? Oh my gosh, that's a fucking amazing So in Dorian's world in Dorian's like a 50 year old woman. I think she's not that old

She goes this person listens to podcasts, you'll want to talk to OP over here. He does a podcast. It's like, dummy, everyone listens to podcasts. It's not a thing anymore. Everybody does podcasts, all of them. Everyone does a podcast, everyone listens to podcasts. They're like, you gotta, you listen to podcasts,

you gotta be OP. Like, who the fuck is OP? Oh my God. OP is not in a big, by the way, should I talk to my sample about this? I should have written down notes. I didn't write out any notes. Opie tweeted that he's already had two million downloads

in 2020. All right. This is like a week or two ago. I'm talking a week for you. Yes, I was, I was, there was a lot of things I wanted to talk to Mike about, but I was planning on talking to him over a beer too,

but it's crazy that he's lying about his download numbers because I see where OP is at the charts. Quonunquo, he's not getting 2 million downloads in a month. Not even close. And it's funny because, well I don't want to blow up Mike's spot but he sent me a funny note. Eric Nagel sent me a funny note. Like no one's buying this shit.

Right. No one's believing this for a second. And even this cool guy who goes to college and listens to podcasts every day, has no idea who OP is. This is a sexy Wii story. Yeah. Y'all yeah. Okay.

All right. So the Wii is at a strip club. Get ready. I'm a figure to ruin that seat that you're sitting on So this is so he pays his chick to give me a lap dance this fucking sweaty Titty big basketball gets up on me and she's just putting me and she just put it while I'm in it. I love that story. All right. Let's talk about the excitement of a conversation about shades of red. They're watching the Super Bowl between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs, right, who both have red and one of their color. Yeah.

And of course, there's a conversation that goes on around are they the same shade of red or not? And that has to get onto a podcast. The fucking king says the red on San Francisco is a different red than in Kansas city. Now, I know this sounds silly. He was actually gonna buy the jerseys tonight to prove it to me. It is not red. It's a different red. Well, once a little more maroon and once red. That's what he says. Imagine being that boring. Imagine being such a boring asshole that you're talking to someone about different shades of red on uniforms on a podcast.

Really in a car? They might have been in a car at that point. Okay. Because what they did is they watched the Super Bowl at this billionaire's house. Right, I heard about the puke on the couch and everything. Yeah, yeah. So they go to this house, there's 200 people there. Which PS, OP decided, I had front row seats to the Super Bowl.

Yes. I sat in the puke spot. Yes. The smell was not that great, but, you know, I had front row seats. I'm like, front row couch in front of a television. Right. To watch the show. I saw the picture of it too.

I mean, it's a giant living room, but it's not an impressive place to watch a football game. Why, when he sat in the puke? Well, this is funny because there's 200 people at this guy's house watching the game and they say this. The outside bar and four TVs, they were all watching in a different, for some reason the room we were in, nobody wanted to be with us. Yeah.

No figure. Nobody wanted to hang with us. Yeah. No figure. Nobody wanted to hang out with Opie and Wee as well watching the Super Bowl. You don't say, shocker. Ooh, shocking. All right, this is a clip that I just call Old Man Talk, which is pretty much all of these clips, but this is literally, we's talking about his gout and parking spaces.

When you got the gout, I got the gout, bad gout, bad gout, bad gout, bad gout, I got shots in the foot, fucking medication, you got to let this cock sucker takes my parking spot. How old is he now? I don't know, a hundred. How old do you have to be to get gout? How old do you have to be to get gout? How old do you have to be to be this boring? Like, when do you become this boring and like? Wow, there is no age limit for that.

They talk about parking spots at... I mean, I listen... Okay, I listen to three Opie episodes with Brother Weas. I listen to one and I heard him talk about the parking spot. Three. And this is one of the main topics of conversation is that in the building that we's lives in is this condo and Fort Lauderdale. There are two handicapped spots and three people with handicapped stickers.

Problems. Yeah, I know. Holy shit. So when Opie is on Brother Rees' show, one of the guys on Rees' show, I don't know the people on their show, I know John Tutu Leo. I don't know who the other people are. One of the guys asked Opie a question that I thought was hilarious.

But that's a good question. As a fan of the podcast in your nearly 200 episodes, I know you can't say specifically, obviously. It defeats the purpose of the question, but what is the most significant thing you've had to edit out? Was it just shesn't it talking? That's a good question. Yes. Um, the answer is nothing. He's never added it out anything This guy claims to have listen to open podcast and he thinks he's editing shit out What would you add it out? I would love to know what was too boring to be an open podcast

What would you add to that? I would love to know what was too boring to be an OP podcast where he goes, this part, listen, the part where me and Mike Boshetti walked down the street and walked past homeless people, that's great, keep that in there, 20 minutes gold. But this part right here, I gotta add it out. I can be talking about. I know he this guy did not listen to any of OP's work.

No, I don't blame him. Well, I don't blame him. Well, I don't blame him. I wouldn't either. I mean, who likes their job so much that they're gonna prep and listen to Opie's podcasts to be prepared to talk to Opie? Nobody likes their job that much. All right, Opie then does a show from Gebhard's.

But he does, he's like up in the attic or something. He's like upstairs. Did they finally push him upstairs and out of the regular Common area. Yes, people are patrons and money. Yes, and it doesn't sound terrible. It's amazing. And he's talking to Jim Forrantine and he's so jealous of Jim Forrantine. Now Jim does a podcast and This is interesting because we're gonna talk about Centering John and I'm going to two because Centering John had Jim for and T on his podcast and just just the worst. He's the worst interviewer.

Anyway, so Jim for teens podcast recently shifted over to bar stool sports, which is a pretty big deal. David Portnoy. I got to ask you lost me. I got to feel that this dude bleaches his asshole. Team Fort Noi. I got it now. All right, so anyway, just Fort needs over at bar still sports.

Jim Florentine, by the way. Yeah. A man among men. Well, he's the greatest guy ever because. He's so nice. He's so nice. And I have so many examples of him Saving the person asking him ridiculous questions like he's too kind especially with John The ship sonry John's talking about and you know, and I will get to it a second

But just a little John will say well, you know, I do this thing that you make fun of it's like well, it's cool Would you do a John? It's good. That's why it chips like trying so hard to make John feel good. Oh I know I'm not there. Uh, I know. Well, we're not there yet, but I know what you mean. I love Jim. All right. This is OP being very jealous of Jim for it. Um, congratulations, man.

You're on bar stool sports now in your podcast, huh? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, man. It's, uh, have you noticed that downloads have gone up? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah, because it gets you in a bigger network now. And we're in an attic in a bar. And he's at bar stool sports. Yep. Oh boy. It used to be that June 14 would be happy to be on open and Anthony's show and talk to people people and now his podcast is much more successful than opus at what point Does opus say this is getting embarrassing even for me? I don't think I think it's limitless. I don't think he ever will. That's what I love about him That's what I love it makes me so happy Um, all right, so they're talking about June 14, you still live with Jim Norton, and they had this apartment and there was mold in the apartment.

And I believe Steve Grillo joins the show for some reason at this point. It's open with quarantine and then Grillo's there, but then he's not there. And Opie says one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. The one thing when you and Jim Norton were living together, you guys just wanted out of that apartment because it was terrible with the black bowl. We had a black bowl that all day. We haven't talked about that in a long time.

Where was it? Everywhere. It was in Cliffside Park, New Jersey. Grillow goes, where was your apartment? And Opie goes everywhere. Do you think he was asking you where the black mold was? I don't know. I'm not gonna do it.

But all I can hear is Opie, and I can barely hear anybody else. Oh, you don't think it's Mike Twel? I don't think it's Mike. I don't think it's Mike very well. With their podcasting from Gavards. I don't know a lot about podcasting. So, this is another thing I want to talk to Mike Safo about.

God damn it. He's got this guy on this show Robert now. So it's not creamy butters want to talk to Mike Safo about God damn it He's got this guy on this show Robert now So it's not creamy butters is not Mike Safo. It's this guy Robert. Okay. They're doing an ad read For some CBD product that OP's shilling now and Robert sets OP up Gives him the line that allows OP to read the copy and make it sound like a fluid conversation and OP drops the ball so fucking hard. This is I call ad read fail.

Tell me babe, remind me again it's this extract they put a bunch of things together. Ah yeah they do Robert, they sure do. It contains, I don't know it's in it officially so I do have to look down. I'm not gonna fake this, but I'll tell you this much I've been on the ECS-5 and I'm thinking clear believe it or not and I have a bit more energy But it contains a unique blend of black pepper, clove, hops, rosemary, jujubee Oh my lord, he could have eased. He had all the things listen on his piece of paper He's like yet an amazing plan. What's in there again? Oh, he's like I don't know I have to look down You're on a podcast. I don't know that you're looking down you dumb idiot. Oh my god

He's so frustrating. Ah, it's so fun. You know, it's funny though frustrating. Ah, it's so fun. You know what's funny though? Yesterday, I flew out of Rochester. I flew to New York and I had loaded all of these podcasts and it was like three or four O.P. podcasts and then Stuttering John. And I've noticed this about myself.

I'm in a bad mood. Like when I got to Gebharts, I was in a bad mood. I don't know why you do this to yourself. I Post a podcast. I know What do you mean you don't know why you've been out the show you've written jingles for it? What do you mean you just you really you really immersed yourself in it? And I do I do it it I'm walking through Manhattan I took the train into Manhattan and I'm walking to my hotel room,

and I'm looking at all the fucking omos. There's like 80 omos now in Manhattan, it's crazy. It's a problem. They're everywhere. It's all almost all the time. And how can you look at elbow and be pissed off? Oh, I can look at elbow and be pissed off. You kind of feel listen to the fucking OP.

OP and wheeze,'s chit chat about nonsense. I was just in the comfort of my own home listening and I was pissed off, so. So Jim Foran team got bless him. S. OPE about his altercation with Arty Lang. Because remember we talked about this. Yes. When Anthony was on Arty's show, they talked about how they had like a blow up in the bathroom over a serious X-O. So this is OPES version of the Artie story.

And Artie was always incredibly nice to me and he was working on Howard's show and we'd you know during breaks everyone just runs to the bathrooms. You know for me it was taking leaks for him it might have been some different, especially back then. But we'd meet in the, not meet, but we'd see each other in the bathrooms and in the hallways and I hope it's going out. How's everything? And you know, all that stuff, you know,

you're already stuff. But then he would go on the show and, you know, he would play the part for Howard. Like I was fucking, you know, copycatters, those hacks and all that stuff. And then, you know, then in the hallway, hey, open's going on. And after a while, it started eating away at me. And so one day, he's in the hall and he's like, hey, open's going on.

You know, what's up? You know, I go, fuck you. I already don't say, hey, what's up? You know, because I hear all the stuff you're saying on the radio. Which guy is the real guy? And also, he goes, you wanna go? All right. So, this is funny to me because already has a short fuse.

Sure. He tried to beat up Sal, the stockbroker out of Howard Search, he always said, and it was real, it wasn't like radio stick. He wants to murder people when he gets pissed off. Okay. So, Opie, when he gets pissed off. Okay. So, Opie, of course, is a tough guy, as we know. Right.

And he explains why he didn't fight Arty. Okay. And what I like about this clip that I'm about to play is that there's both a lie and the truth thrown in there just for good measure. Because I think the truth wants to come out. Okay. So the truth wants to come out and it does, but I love the lie first.

And I'm thinking to myself, I wasn't scared of already at the time, but I'm thinking, I know if me and Arty are in a fight in the hallway, I will be the one that gets fired over this, not Arty. Because, you know, as much as we were doing very well, Howard's show was bigger. I have to accept that.

So, and I kind of didn't really wanna fight, so long story short, I backed down, I was like, ah, how funny is that? I knew if I got to fight with Arty Lane, Howard's turn shows bigger, I already got in fire. Plus, I did not wanna fight this guy. I don't believe that. Like, well, how about that's the answer.

You just didn't want to fight. You wanted to talk shit to his face. But then when he said, okay, let's fucking figure this out, you're like, never mind. Now, I had kind of dropped off listening to Howard at that point. Yes. Which is crazy, because that's where it was at its best. Okay, but I didn't have serious.

I know, that's why. But did already actually always talk shit about OP on the show. I didn't think he'd even bring them up. Howard wouldn't allow that. Talk about another radio show. They were very little talk about OP and Anthony on the Howard's Cernshow.

OP and Anthony talked about Howard a lot, but it was not the case. Well, no, I know OP and Anthony talked about Howard a lot. Well, OP talked about Howard a lot. Well Opie talked about Howard a lot. But I was just curious if that was the case because I stopped listening at that point. Yeah I don't know what he's talking about. And the funny thing about Opie too because there is a listener who sent me a long explanation I was talking about the fact that Opie says Anthony did this shit to me and I'll never forgive him and I won't say what it is. And I got a great explanation

on that this week. The thing with OP is that he doesn't listen to the source material but he hears about it from other people. And then it turns into like a bigger thing than it actually was. Sure. Because OP will just say, yeah, I didn't listen to that, but I heard that guys blasting me and these people are talking shit and it's like, well, you should listen to it. Because what Jim Norton said was, figure out your shit and look in the mirror when you're trying to figure out what everyone dislikes you. And, you know, there's things in there that are genuine that people are trying to communicate to you and you hear it third hand that, oh genuine and people are trying to communicate to you and

you hear it third hand that, oh, these people are blasting me, you're like, oh, fuck them, they're the worst people I've ever, and that's how this whole Anthony thing, he heard from someone that there was a fake Twitter account that Anthony was using, that was blasting OP, but it actually wasn't Anthony, but I thought it was, it's like this whole thing. I didn't even know how I got out of that. Poor OP. That tirade, just no didn't know how I got on that. Poor Opie. That tie rate, just no. You know what I want to do?

I want to have a little bit of fun right now. My buddy PJ. PJ Filium. Oh, the PJ Filium. The D PJ. He's doofre promotion. Holy shit. He came up with another parody.

And this is a Jesse's girl parody. I know you're a big fan. I do like Rick Springfield's quite a big fan. I know you do. So this is about OP and it's, I don't have to, I don't have to give this any introduction. It's brilliant. Doing all right, man, I'm doing all right.

Existential crisis is alone, deeply depressed. What's up Robert? Oh, he has no friends. Fucking tragic. Yeah, you know he had a good friend who died. Carl! Lay a sump of strange, show he's losing his mind.

Yeah, he's trying to make friends with his fans on Facebook live. And he's shouting them out in his screams. What's up, Jen? And they're probably all the tarned. Trying to make friends with fans on Facebook live And they're probably all the tarned I just know it and he's crying Lay late at night because creamy butters is his only friend The shape is creamy butters down as a friend Yes More of an equate instant and actual friend. I'm deeply depressed That is so good fucking amazing that's that's something else I am hoping that the future of w a tp is

Kaya and dog playing PJ songs. I'm not involved in any single way. It's just Kaya and Dog, like, I hear another song from PJ, that's all it is. I could listen to that. I could listen to that, too. So, at Gebards, Matt from Gebards, the owner, okay. Who's from Rochester, according to our friend Megan.

She does have the, the inside scoop on all the places around there. She does have the the inside scoop on all places around that. She does. I drink a Unica Clawbot giraffe yesterday. Why? Because they had it! You're been somewhere that Unica Clawbot giraffe? Well it would make sense though that somebody from Rochester owns that that Opie would go there. It does. Now it's all coming together. So Matt from Gebhards has put together a menu item in tribute to our friend, Karl. And of course, OP pronounces Karl's name wrong. I don't know why.

I haven't officially announced it, but we talked about it on Twitter a little bit in my Facebook group. But basically Matt from Gebhards here in the Upper West Side has the Karl now in honor of our pal Karl, Ruez. So I took a picture of this. It's in the Upper West Side has the carl now in honor of our pal Carl Ruez. So I took a picture of this. It's in the menu. I took a picture of posted on Discord yesterday. They do have the Carl. I don't understand why he still thinks his last name is Ruez. When it's obviously Ruez. However he wants to memorialize his friend, his best friend that he doesn't ought to pronounce his last name.

All right. Come on more clips that I want to get to here. So this is finally a true story from OP. And when I hear something, I'm like, oh, he's not even making shit up and lying about it. It strikes me. I'm like, what was that a real thing that just happened? I believe every part of this story. I remember having sex with this girl Rochester. She was a bit on the big side, but it was a lot of fun.

Yeah. Some of the big ones are fun, right? I believe that only fuck effect girl Rochester. That makes perfect sense to me in every single way. I buy that. I buy that all the way. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about Grillo. Because Grillo shows it. Do you remember Grillo from the Howard's Third Show? I do. He was the intern who made Howard's baked potato. Yeah. So I remember. Every day and now he has a podcast, a super successful podcast, apparently. Grillo does? Yeah. We reviewed that W-A-T-P. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I mean, for time being less into the show, I grillo is a podcast.

I forgot. There's so many. I agree. So for some reason, Opie and Jim Forrantine are shooting the shit. And I don't know where Grillo is. And then at the end, Opie's like, hey, Grillo, did you have anything else?

And should we get Grillo on for one last thing? Grillo! We're wrapping up did you have anything else? And should we get Grillo on for one last thing? Grillo! We're wrapping up, you got anything else? And by the way, Opie pronounces it, Gore Rillo, it's Grillo, but it pronounces it, Gore R... Yeah, whatever. Yeah, man.

Oh, you do. I always got something, brother. All right, what do you got? One last thing. Well, you could check me out on Twitter. Oh, I don't mean that, I mean that's your content. What kind of content? And then if you give me something.

I got my, what do you want to know, man? I got stories of DS, I don't know how I I mean actual content. What kind of content? And then if you give me some. I got my, what do you want to know, man? I got stories up to yes. I want to know how I've seen towered's life. Oh, okay. What's here in this story? So, Grillo then goes on to talk about the time when he was an intern or whatever he was doing. He would tell Ronnie the limo driver, which entrance to drive Howard to in the morning

when he got to the radio. Why? I don't know why. Okay. There was a man parked out in front of the building with a loaded shotgun who wanted to kill Howard Stern. Really? And Grillo saw the car park there and said Ronnie you're gonna want to park in the back

So Ronnie parked in the back this man came out to confront Howard Stern And according to grill he saved his life although I'm not sure how that works because Ronnie actually did and so he runs and then I hold the door until you The gate go down and I kind of peek and Ronnie had stopped the guy at the gate So Ronnie tackles this guy Grill open to the door for Howard and the story and the name of the podcast is I saved Howard's search life Because Opie's getting so clickbaity with his fucking names lately.

So Grillo says I saved Howard Sir's life. He's like, well no, there was a guy coming after Howard Sir and Ronnie tackled him. You just got the door. Wow. Which I'm sure Howard would have figured out had you not been there. Did he call the cops maybe? No. Why?

I mean, the cops were involved in that and the guy was sentenced and everything but there was a terrible story. He was not to hear all of that story. No. None of it made any sense. This is interesting. Opie went on YouTube live and you know the famous Joe Rogan video where he's calling out Joe Rogan for not giving back to him. So he admitted that that was a bad move. I think I played that on the show not too long ago. Well now he's talking about why that was a bad move only because he was spinning. So if you remember he's holding his phone he's spinning around the street man hat and he's like, Joe, what's up?

So he explains that's the only problem with it. Go after Rogan again. I didn't go after Rogan. I just spoke my mind. I showed how it was disappointed. And I think that video would have done damn well if I wasn't spinning around like a lunatic on the street. If you want to know the truth,

but I was really bombed and hurt. Ugh, God. I think it holds on to showing my emotions. I was bombed and hurt that he didn't do my podcast. To be quite honest with you, and then I blew it because the video was weird, because I was like kind of twirling around in the street, like a damn ballerina. So he makes the reason why that video is crazy and everyone made fun of those because he's spinning, which is a factor, don't get me wrong.

It's odd. But the content of the video is why it's crazy, Hopi. You're calling out Joe Rogar for not returning a DM using YouTube. It's like an amazing. He's showing his emotions. It's so emotional. His bum like an amazing. He's showing his emotions. It's so emotional. He's bummed and hurt.

He's so bummed and hurt on YouTube. Fucking idiot. Man. So, Joe Rogan has talked about how open Anthony is the reason why he started the Joe Rogan experience. That's a high praise. And, OP has taken credit for this multiple times. The reason why Joe Rogan exists is because of OP and Anthony.

We invented this thing and now it's the biggest podcast. So somebody reached out to me, let me get the person's name. Stephen Collins reached out and said, you got to check out what Joe Rogan said on a recent podcast because he made it clear that it was Anthony Cumia, not Opie and Anthony. Where did you get the idea to do a podcast? What was the impetus? Probably no one would ever give me a radio show. I think I had gotten some offers to do radio shows, but it was for no money.

And satellite radio, kind of a deal for no money and you know satellite radio kind of a deal for no money and I had a friend Anthony Kumya who's on this show opian Anthony and he did a Radio like an internet thing in his basement just for fun. He was already on a radio show But he put up a green screen in his basement and he's kind of a nut and he would get drunk and do karaoke Holding a machine gun like crazy shit But hilarious and I was like this guy just set up a studio in his basement. How wild is this? Hey, so this is official. We can all now say this Joe Rogan experience exists because of Anthony Kuhlvia has nothing to do with OP

No, OP had nothing to do with us has nothing to do with Opie. No. Opie had nothing to do with us. Nope. One more thing that Opie is not responsible for that's actually good in the world. Yeah. Although he is responsible for WOTP in a lot of ways.

And this is good. I mean, sure, he might not agree, but. I don't know. I think he should actually take credit for this. Okay, well there you go. There you go. There's a little feather first cap. There you go, Opie. Jen, we have to talk about Centauri Jen. Okay, let's you go. There you go. There's a little feather first cam. There you go, oops.

John, we have to talk about celery John. Okay, let's get to it. Can we get into this because Southern John had Jim Foran T9. I know. And Jim Foran T9 did an interview with him probably back in December and he just released it now. Yes, because I was a little confused. They did start talking about the holidays and stuff. But yeah, of course, in typical Southern John fashion, he doesn't lay out when it was recorded, what's going on. You're just, it's all left for you just to be confused. Like this is a new episode, what's going on? At one point, Jim's like, oh, yeah, I'll probably see in January, I'll be out there. And you're like, that's February now.

You know what I mean? It's like, like, to provide a little bit of content. All right. So they're talking about apparently, Sudaring John put on a comedy tour back when he was on how the Howard Stern show. Right. It was like the Sudaring John comedy show thing. Suduttering John and friends. Stuttering John and friends. And Stuttering John wasn't a comedian back then. He's also not one now. Nor will he ever be.

Fun fact, he wasn't a comedian back then, so he just hosted the show. He would come out and introduce the other comedians who came up. And Jim Foran team was one of the comedians. He also used to have Jim Norton on there, but then Norton went over to open Anthony, so there was a weirdness.

So then Jim Foran team took Norton's spot, because they were roommates at the time. We documented already. Yes. And I love listening to Stuttering Giant interview someone, because it's constantly looking for compliments and talking about himself. At one point he talks about when they were doing these shows,

he had the greatest improv line that's ever been said. He's so proud of himself for this. But I love to get to Jim, I had the best improv line. Like you ever have those ones, like when you're on stage and you just, that you happen to just like, you just like you just like magic it comes to you like even without thinking and yeah it was that one of those shows and I was hosting obviously and it was jam packed and and it was a guy in a front row and I said what do you do

for living and he goes I work for Coke and I go oh so does already. Oh yeah, I think I you're right that would happen It was like and and a kill Cuz you imagine telling a joke off the cuff and talking about it 20 years later On a podcast now remember that time I told that joke we were at a dinner party and all our friends are there and I told that joke and everyone was laughing at it. Remember that joke? It's like, how pathetic. Jim Florentine did a great interview of Stuttering John. Yeah, I know, because it was not about Florentine, though.

No, it wasn't. It was all about John. And I have some examples of that. This is one that I call terrible interviewing skills because these guys both experienced this together. So the whole point I believe of this show is to say, dude, do you remember in Pittsburgh, we did this show at the improv and blah blah blah blah blah blah and did it but did it like lead the witness a little bit like what are we talking about? the improv and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Hey, now you say something funny. Look at this, that's literally the same thing. What memories do you have of the road?

Can you just say funny stuff on my show now? And Florida's he plays a log. He did, he was a good sport. There's even a point where, and John did no homework. He doesn't know what Jim Forrantina's up to. Oh my god, he doesn't know the name of his podcast. He doesn't know he had podcasts. He's like, oh, do you do podcast by yourself? Do you have a co-host? He didn't know anything about the podcast.

And then he's trying to book shows with quarantines. I'd love to do some shows with you Jim. No, I know. We talked about that. I got to figure it out because I got to see how long this tour is going. But as long as, you know, once it ends, absolutely. Yeah. Did you get a chance to read my book? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fucking Judd. Judd, I know that you think I just talk shit about you and you're constantly like, but heard about it. But listen to what we're playing back.

Do you hear how terrible you are at this? Oh, he doesn't. He doesn't know that he's on the creeps with kids tours right now with Rich Voss, Ron Bennington, and Bob Kelly. The four of them with Jim Forrantine are doing this comedy tours, been going on for months and months. A quick Google search on the name Jim Forrantine, and you would know what his podcast name is, you would know a tourie's on, you would even know things like this. You still doing that BH1 show? No, no, it's been off the Afro couple of years.

That battle show has been off the Afro years. Yeah. So there's just a house of the H1, the H1 Joe doing. I don't like your face to end you that impersonation. I'm fucking idiots. I don't like your face to do that impersonation I love when John asked for compliments I don't know what anyone else who does this but listen to Jim's response. It's it's

Perfect, but you know like you and Modi got the chance to see me like start out and then like you know then like I remember I think I was you or it was you a moody who said that it like you like it seemed like I was like a natural from the beginning like like I was comfortable on stage you know to meet your like forest gum juggles remember when you gave me that compliment that I was really good and jifford he goes you're like a retard Yeah, you're fucking retard that was that was in my notes, too You guys got the chance to see me when I was starting out right What a fucking tool I couldn't believe this interview. I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable

I mean there's a truly interesting person person on the phone with you. Yeah. And you don't ask him any questions or know anything about them. Well, they know each other. And their friends. Their friends. Jim Fourteen and Southern John are friends. He doesn't know anything about his friends. He doesn't know anything about him. He only knows that Jim came on my show and I talked about John because he talks about that. Right. Which of course I have to play. Of course.

You know that. When people talk about me, I always play it. Yeah, and let me get your opinion on one thing. Because like, you know, like I'm, you know, like I thank you the other day because you were on some podcast with a guy who's trashed for me and like you didn't take the bait. And I appreciate that. Like, you know, like I don't fucking Like I try not to ever trash like someone's comedy like get like

Trash should someone stand up. I like like I don't think it's cool to do that You know what I mean? Do you know why he doesn't trash other people stand up because he has zero confidence in his own ability The reason why I rip on people's shitty podcasts is because I truly believe that my podcast is better than theirs. You are confident. I truly believe that. You are.

I might be wildly incorrect, but I truly believe it. This fucking ass hat says, I never make fun of a standup comic. Why is that? Because mine's terrible. My setup is the worst. And I love Sam Tripoli.

So Sam Tripoli has a podcast that we've talked about, conspiracy podcasts, fucking awesome. And Sam Tripoli talked shit about Suttering John standup. Ooh. This is great.

Yeah, because we're friends and then suddenly like, like, you know, he would, you know, like, you know, like he made a joke about my standup. I'm gonna make Sam, you know, I thought we said that we're not gonna do that, you know, like, you know, he made a joke about my stand up. I'm like Sam I you know I thought we said that we're not gonna do that you know like you don't goof on each other's axe and then and then he just wrote me back fuck off

So I'm like alright, what have it do? I guess you really are pieces shit I don't know no I would say to say triple is that a piece of shit. He's my hero He made fun of your shitty stand up and then when you said why you make a fun of me said go fuck yourself Yeah, I love that I did too. That makes me very happy Yeah, and for the very first time ever Somebody explains what John's act is because this is a mystery This is why we're trying to get him booked at the company at the Carlson This is why we want to see John stand up. It's not on the internet. We can't find it anywhere

Like what does he do on stage? He can't tell jokes. He can't talk. What does he do at stage and finally Jim 14 explains what John show is and You came to one of my shows at the improv in you know in Las Vegas at the end remember Yeah, cuz I was in town doing a show and I saw you a plan site I went in the back of the room and watched like the last half hour. You don't even know what I was there. No, no. Did you enjoy it? Oh, yeah, absolutely.

I always like you on stage. In the beginning, I remember, remember you used to do the beer, Gosling contest at the end of the show. Yeah, I had to fill time. Right. So you would take your shirt off and you'd have two guys come up and they'd have to take their shirts off too. Yeah.

Yeah, and you got the Gosling beer and your ass cracks hanging out on stage, your burping and a mic. I fucking love that shit. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't! No, he doesn't. He thinks it's terribly, he's a tank. Yeah.

Everyone does. Fucking only Suddory John would say, you saw my show. What did you think about it? Like, you don't ask someone that's so fucking awkward. It's so awkward. Also, no, Jim's not gonna say, oh, well, here's what I think you could improve on. Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe we're in a joke that has a punchline. Maybe be funny. Instead, Jim goes, oh, I always love seeing you on stage. Everyone use a drink beer to show your ass crack. He fishes for so many compliments from him. Yep. I mean, there was one point fishes for so many compliments from him. Yep. I mean, there was one point where they were talking about blow jobs. Yeah.

Like, he's bragging about how we got a blow job the night before. Yep. And, hey, have you gotten any blow jobs? Oh, yeah. Hi, why? This is a clip that I have that's called normal sex talk. This is Stuttering John talking about hugging up with a girl.

And what he talks about while he's fucking here. This is insane. So the last two girls I've been with, I'm banging his chick and I'm like, just like an idiot I ask, I wall I'm fucking her, I go, I go, how many guys have you banged? And she's married for most of her life She goes oh about 250

I'm like what I'm 50 yeah, and then I go when's the last time you got late This is well I'm fucking a gym and then she goes right and then she goes I got laid last week two guys picked me up at the blackjack table and And you know I banged them both I go like what like one bangage from behind and one blosha no one fucks me and he asks one fucks me in the pussy. Oh man. And then last night at the girl blue man go how many guys you been with? I go like 200 you cause yeah around that. Uh so true. That's a true story I can tell.

Yeah he's fucking a girl and while he's fucking he says, how many guys have you been with? Well, he already admits to taking boner pills. I have that too. So, let's- let's- let's go do that. Then he would ask that question during sex? I do not believe. I don't understand why that would enter into your head. Like, why are you worried about how many guys she's fucked? Why are you talking so much? Yeah,

what are you guys talking about? Yeah, you ever see a die hard to? What are we talking about right now? We're fucking. What are you doing? And there's there's no way it's true story because Jai's a hooker. Well girls. It's not. But also, could you imagine, you're fucking a guy? And he goes, how many guys you've been with? You're like, I don't know, 250? Is that what you would say? While you're having sex with a guy?

That would require me to do math and keep on moving. Yeah, I know. No way I could do that. Yeah, you just, you have to count all the fucking decades. I'm like, wow. Seven boyfriends a year. Just the worst sex talk ever. So John is a total failure in life and also with women. He tells a story about and again this

is an interview with Jim Ford. I know. I learned nothing about Jim Ford. He is just about John. John is talking about how he brought a lesbian home from the bar. Okay, yep, I remember. Okay. I remember. And at some point, I'm like, don't you have a misdick? And then she's like, you know, I kind of do.

And I go, hey, let's go back to my place. So we go back to my place, but when we get to my place, I can't find any of my Viagra. I'm fucking like, you know, I have a naked, great looking body, great vagina, great tits, and I'm there, and then the pub's calling me saying that her wife is there trying to find her, and I'm like, fuck this, I couldn't get it up, I was like, what a failure,, can't get a hard dick and tells the story on his podcast.

So Jim 14, being the sweetest man in the history of the world, is like, oh, was she like fucked up or something? Like, why wouldn't you be able to get a hard on? And so John realizes what he just said yeah and makes up a lie real quick But did you need but why me was she did you need vogue or just to get it up for her? No, I just like I was panicking because because the yeah because the pub was calling me saying that a wife was there with the kid Oh, he was panicking there with the kid. Oh, he was panic. There you are. That's why it wasn't because he has a rack down dysfunction, can't get it up. He was just panicking because the public's calling him.

Right. But later on, he even admits that he has to take those because of his OCD medicine. Yeah. He can't get it up because of his OCD medicine. And Jim Foranthine's such a sweetheart of a guy. So he's talking about what his podcast is because of course, Stupid John did zero prep work as no idea what Jim does for a podcast and Jim explains. Well, what I do is I make fun of people for their Reddit posts or their Facebook updates. Like, you know, if somebody takes a picture of themselves when they're in a hospital bed, I'll make fun of that. And John goes, Oh, I did that. You know, people taking pictures from the hospital bed, you know,

those kind of sympathy posts and all that shit. So, well, I, I, I, I must say I'm guilty of taking a picture from my hospital bed after my two strokes. It's just strokes. Yeah. And so this fucking idiot, and of course, Jim 14 to me, he's like, oh no, that's cool when you do it. No, it's fine, it's fine.

Just make fun of everybody else. Like, John, you don't realize that you're the guy that we're all making fun of all the time. You really don't realize that. Whether it's you specifically or not, you're the guy we're making fun of. It's guys. You suck. It's you or guys like, you're the guy we're making fun of. It's guys. You suck.

It's you or guys like you. You suck at life. Yeah. John goes on to tell his headliner story again. This is the story where somebody told him he was good at comedy and he's repeated it multiple times. You know, but, you know, but he went on last and then, and then, and then he said to me, wow, you know, like, you know, Anthony saw saw my sets, you know, during the week, and he goes,

it's where they have two headlines on this show. And I go, well, I'm not a headline, and he looks at me, goes, dude, you're a headliner. That was like the nicest comment. That story again. That story again. Yeah, two more days ago. Two more days ago.

Oh, yeah. The guy thought you were good enough to be a headliner, and he, it's cool The guy thought you were good enough to be a headliner. Nate, it's cool. Good for you, buddy. I didn't realize that Southern John made Arty Lang a star. Oh, I had no idea. See, I thought, and what do I know? I've only read his books. I thought that Arty Lang was on Mad TV and was in movies and did things with nor Mcdonald long before

he ever met Sunnstein and when I'm the Howard Stern show and that he already had a big career. Yeah. But apparently John put already out of comedy show and then he became a star. And then we started doing the Stuttering John in front of comedy tour and then eventually already came up to me, asked me if it was okay. If I put them on at the comic connection in Boston and the rest is history, already was a mega star.

Already asked John's permission to play a comedy club? I doubt it. I doubt it. I highly doubt it. If we looked at Southern John at his peak Arty Lang at his lowest point in history, he would still get top bell over Stuttering John. Stuttering John's the worst kind of person because in addition to not having a whole lot going on or talent or anything, he takes credit for everybody else's talent. Arty Lang was a funny guy who was driven

to do whatever he did, granted he's got some problems. But the fact that John is trying to take credit for him. It's amazing. It's remarkable. It's remarkable. It's why we talk about Suddery John, almost every fucking week, this guy can't get out of his own way.

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't hate listening to this podcast. That's crazy. That's insane. Well, for example, Joe Ford team used to date Robin Quizz. Right. The news woman on the Howard Stern show. I know it's well known. Well known. And what is stupid, stuttering John Melendez say? He's talking about this guy's ex girlfriend. And he says this. All right, now I'm going to ask a question that you would always ask me on the road, but

now, the Robin now, I mean, because she's obviously gained a lot of weight, you know, would you? And he cracks himself up. Now I know a little bit about Jim Forrantine. He's not gonna go find Robin Quivers for being overweight. She's a cancer survivor. She's an older woman.

And Jod's is like, yeah, what about that fat condo? Would you fuck her now? And Jim's like, I mean, I had a great time. We dated for a few months. It was nice. Like, what is he supposed to do with that? What are the things he's gonna do with that? Well having seen him do his stand-up, Jim Florentine. People yell out stuff about how he's doing all the time like they yell out stuff about Robin Quivers and he handles it really really well every time. Right. He's never gonna say anything mean about her to John. He dated

her. I know. It's his ex-girlfriend. Yeah. What do you think he's just gonna start talking shit? It's so weird. I just can't stand it. And, something John worked on the Howard Stern show for many, many years. You would think he would learn how to interview somebody. This is how he ends the show. Yeah, that would be awesome, man. Is there any other, you know, any other, you know, things that you wanted to talk about the road? I think that's probably it, dude. Those days were amazing, man. Did Howard Stern ever say to a guest. Did you want to say anything else about the odd thing? The road. The road.

Fucking idiot. He's a fucking idiot. John, figure this shit out, buddy. You're doing a podcast. Also, I would highly recommend that you learn how to add it to your shit. At one point, Jim Forrantine loses the signal. This is when we pulled up the gas station.

I think, yeah, you must have been there. And I put a burrito in the fucking microwave and they went and took a shit while it was cooking. Yes. Oh. Ah. It just, it just, uh. Hey.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't know so Two things that are funny there One is that he leaves all that fucking nonsense, right which we had some issues with Mike Sappho earlier You're not gonna hear That you're gonna take that out there. We're gonna clean that up, but Also the story he's telling us you remember the time we went to a gas station and I was Marker waving a burrito and I went and took a shit great story

No, why would you remember that? It's unprosive in any fucking way shit humor He's so proud of him sound for it, too. I know. It's so funny He's 12. Also, I just want to play this little subliminal message that OP put into his podcast. Remember how we were talking about? Blue Choo was 75% happy. Yes.

With OP? Yes. Now he says this, Wafi doesn't ad read. Support the sponsors. Support the sponsors. Creepy. Support the sponsors Support the sponsors Creepy support the sponsors That's right deep discount die cop for all of you DVD and Blu-ray needs support the sponsors Anything else you want to talk about with Suttering and John?

No, no, so you have that are important nothing super important important. No. I played PJ Filiam's latest song parody. That's all we have on the board today. Ah. Doug White from Watchmen Studios. My buddy Doug. Great guy. Also puts something together for us. And this is a tribute to our friend Vic.

We should get Vic on the show. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. How you doing? Good, how's it going with you? It's Sunday, Carl. It's the Lord's Day.

It's the Lord's Day. You know what I learned about Vic recently? What? Because I don't know a lot about this person. Okay. She lives on the West Coast. All right. and she works overnight I don't know what she does, but she works overnight

So she appreciates it when we have our show later so she can sleep in over But yeah, well, you need to be rested. You need to be rested to reach shitty reviews about us Sure, yeah. Vick, my friend Doug wrote or not wrote, but he put together a fun song that's a tribute to you. And he told me that when you're on the show, this is what he hears. Fuck you, Carl. Tell me to go fuck myself.

Fuck you, Carl. Five stars. Carl's penis is only 2.5 inches. Amazing. Fuck you Carl tell me to go fuck myself fuck you Carl five stars Carl's penis is only 2.5 inches amazing Yeah Next to this day Who is Carl? Oh Jen, what do you want to do? I think I'm gonna voice mail you are you're doing it fucking way before man I think I'm fucking re-carred

So you're just gonna be six star reviews I'll be even only the new car I'm not real honest with this American I'm checking out you They all fucking suck girls like up the dark Carl This is the only thing that titles they make me carbon living together I learned about it Oh they show such garbage Just look at the trash can they use as a logo Straight together. I learned about it. They show such garbage.

Just look at the trash can they use as a logo. It's straight off the FAMDB page. So you know, lots of real-s meas is only 2.5 inches. This is the only fun part of this show from the Unite Podcast. It's a form of a museum. It's five stars apart from not just a third. All right, let's look at the one star from Booby-Labs. This is a crappy, no big one.

This is the one. This is the one. This is the first time we've ever got thousands of them. This is the share of one of them. This is the same as the one of the 20th. This title, the mother of the first. This is the one. This is the one that's the last.

This is the first time we've ever seen this. This is the most the two of them. The two of them, the one in the movie, the same as the one in the movie, the same as the one in the movie. The same as the one in the movie, the same as the one in the movie. Amazing. Brava. Uncle Scam in the Discord is impressive with that. It's impressive. That was good. That was the biggest overwhelmed. I heard like fucking five people leave the discord. They're just fucking hilarious. Well, we will, we will, we will.

With Vic. We're doing this before the show was ended. Do you realize that? I know. It's like, up is down, left is right. Dogs and cats living together. Everything's fucked up today. We're recording on a Sunday.

I drank way too much last night. I went to see Ween. I fucking, I was in New Jersey today. That's a shithole of a fucking state. Yeah. I hate that place. I don't like their airport. I hate their airport. They don't sort of beer before noon. It's so annoying. That's stupid.

Vic! Thanks for joining us today. You got any reviews to read? I have a couple. Great. Um, well, you're possibly the worst. Um, who does this boomer think he is? All Carl and his gang of minions do is review terrible podcasts

like he's the king of podcasting. He acts like W-A-T-P is a pit of me of podcasting, but it's just not. It's just a dude who can't stop smiling, making fun of people who are better than him. He's got a jealousy. But definitely out of insecurity. Life must be hard for a boomer who cobbles together his living in an upstate New York studio apartment. I hope one day he finds a woman or man to love him so maybe he can truly be happy. Thanks Drew for suggesting this case study

in sadness caused by loneliness five stars. All right. Someone from our friends over the Drew and Mike show who's getting the format. That's the joke for our reviews here. That's good. Yeah. He's the only funny Drew and Mike review. Yes. I've noticed that. Oh, by the way, I didn't point this out, but the last time I went to iTunes and it might be different now, I should probably pull it up. We actually had more five star reviews than one star reviews for the first time

in the history of WATP. What's happening? I'm telling you, these, these Drew and Mike listeners are coming over and just like giving us positive reviews. Like they're not getting what we're trying to do here. That doesn't sound right. I haven't refreshed the page but as of this moment in time, 658 five star reviews versus 657 one star reviews. Snack and neck people.

We flipped it. We did it. There. I don't know what I'm rooting for anymore. I don't either. What else do you have? I don't know. I feel like people should just... should on you and give you a one star review.

What? I mean, Carl, come on. You're the king of one star. So, the other than rap a port. But he doesn't count. Yeah, that's a good point. Fuck him. Boring. I'm not sure why these guys think there's a-so funny. They rip on other podcasters who are frankly way more funny and make better content

than them. Their voices are extremely annoying like nails on a chalkboard and their lack of knowledge about the actual podcast they talk about makes them sound extremely unintelligent. Hard pass, one star. No shit, sure, I-no shit! I feel like you've gotten the nails on a chalkboard remark more than once. My voice is not fun to listen to. I know, I had it every podcast.

I know this for a fact. Listen, I didn't have a career in radio before this. There's a reason for that. No one's looking for me. If I listen to more than two of your podcast, Carl, in one sitting, I start to get a headache. I thought she was reading a review at first. That's just my... Just riffing out.

And it's your song. If you can get past the constant yell talking in the forced bake laughter, it's okay. Five stars. That's okay, five stars. That's good. It's good. I don't, what do you win? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's a good one. I'd rather some dicks in my ears. That was pretty funny. Dick jokes are always funny. Well, when you put a dick in your ear, is it better for it to be soft or hard?

Ah. Does it not? No, soft then hard. So it expands. Oh, yeah, it does foam ear plugs that you put in in concerts. Right. You should get some guys. Get some guys to sit on my shoulders instead. Oh shit. I have total control of this show. You don't at all.

Not ever. So you're right it found a video, a marketing video? Can we talk about that? Of course we can. I saw that. What is that? What do you do? And why the fuck do you do that to yourself? Ha ha ha ha ha. I have no answer for that. I have no answer.

Well, I like a comment that says, what's up with the circa 1997 GoT. SheaVid offer girl beard. There's no middle ground these days. Yeah, it's funny. I definitely read through all of those comments and I was horrified with it. Maybe not to our subreddit. So that's a recent post and like of Carl, like it was fucking posted September 4th, 2019. That's like three years in the podcast. You'd call. Oh, I recorded that video September of last year.

That's a very new thing that I did. Yeah, can you not like put your face in it though? Yeah. It's hard to not be in a video featuring you talking. It's hard to not. Yeah, I know. Well, we made the video in order to win business that we didn't win. So, so if that don't get anything about it, it did not work. Oh boy. Oh boy. What else you got for me, man? That's really it.

What else you got? That's really it. I got the baby pictures from my Facebook page or my parents' Facebook page. You want to make one of them? No, I'll keep it up to you. I'll meet exactly right Emily. Comment. There was a really funny, so the video that Vic is talking about was centered around this fictitious marketing person called Keen Kim and somebody posted a picture of the subreddit for Valentine's Day. It was Keen him and it was Kim with a giant penis. Anyway, this is very funny.

I enjoyed it. Alright, what else we need to do? We need to do voicemail. Should I play the outro first? If anyone wanna get two pissed off? I think we're gonna get two. What about the teaser curl? The teaser.

Alright, here we go. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Alright, next week I have no idea what we're doing because I am recording a bonus episode with Dick Masterson on Tuesday and I think we're doing the Zoofile podcast. I think we're going to talk about people who fuck animals. Ugh, I don't want to listen to that. You know what I was interested in, Megan asked me yesterday if I had done the show that Kaya and Doug did about the maps.

Yeah. How I would have handled it and I have no idea. Oh, I don't know either. And I'm not looking forward to talking about people who fuck animals and are excited about it. I'm just glad I won't have to do it. You won't have to do it. I won't have to do it.

I'm not going to make you do that one. No. All right, please join us again next week and we'll be back so we can find out what's wrong. Sleep on everybody. Party in the mush piss of morning radio. It's boring as a great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. I can't fucking take it. Bullshit. All of it's bad. None of it's good. Fuck you! You're not Carries messin' The showtime

You That's who, bro Fuckin' things suck! I don't know, I don't know, you're not the same thing. I don't know, you're not the same thing. I don't know, you're not the same thing. Uh oh, break heart alert I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't get it. Makes no sense.

Friday night I listened to voicemails and I saved them, but I don't remember what I listened to and I didn't write any notes down. No, great. It'll be a big surprise for everyone. So I have no idea what we're about to hear. It'll be like I'd never heard it before. Let's just go through it. I don't even know if it's mixed.

I'm sure Vic has mentioned in these, but I couldn't tell you what the content is. I know that everyone's a huge fan of yours though, Vic. Oh really? I got a couple texts that are like, fuck you, you bitch. I love those. Really? Cause I haven't seen anything negative about you at all anywhere It's surprising. Yeah nowhere at all. Especially not look this Gordon

What's not forget that if you sign up to be a patron on patreon You will get Vicks phone number and you too could tell her to fuck off. Wow Whenever you want that's a bargain at off. Wow. Went over you on. That's a bargain at twice the price. I remember she works over DICE. So text her all day long. She'll see it. Ha ha ha.

Hey, Carl. I just wanted to say the past episode where you were doing your voicemails, like reacting for the first time. And that was actually more entertaining than the way that you've been doing them. I think that's pretty good. And whatever was going on, they got VIXO pissed off, do more of that. VIX kind of funny on her own, but when she's pissed off and yelling at you, it is really fucking funny Anyway, what's up? Oh look at that. There's a big fan right there

You were just called kind of funny back how does that make you feel? Oh, well, I've made it big Congratulations, I have to schedule my showtimes now around, you know my busy stand-up career. Alright, here's another voicemail. Hey, Carl how's it going? Man, hey, I hear everybody bitching about the long ass intro and the long ass out-trose. Well, I don't think they know what a long fucking intro is. So what you should do is you should play the long ass motherfucking theme song, the old w-a-t-p-w-a-t-p. You play that one and then play the people who are jerking you off and

then play that riff by your band, the isotopes, one day. And see how many people bitch about that. All right, pick some of your feet over there. Ba-da-ba-ba. Ba-da-ba-ba. Ba-da-ba-ba. Oh, all right. Yeah, we can make it as long as possible.

I'll talk about audit and how you got to use the promo code. OP. OPIE. OP. OP. OP. OP. OP. Always thinking of the fans. Is the promo code.

The CPD is the boss. I use it every day. I don't know what's in it. I don't know what's in it. Here you go. What's in it that thing? I don't know. I use it every day.

All right, what else we got here? Dunna, dunna, dunna, dunna, dunna, dunna, dunna, dunna, Alright, what else we got her? Jo-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no- those in-sounds are real. I know. Everyone says you're retarded. Is that true? Everyone says you're retarded. I know. I feel like Suddenery John. Everyone says you're retarded, Comet. How do you feel about that? Well, it feels pretty good. Even like what you drew from the Drew and Mike show,

sent me a notice. It's like, by the way, when one of the co-hosts says that I don't think any of this is real, it kind of takes you out of the show at the very beginning It's like yeah, it probably it was What you asked me I know I'm like say we fucked up. It's all cares

We there was a time it was a couple months ago. We put together a bunch of good episodes in a row So I'm just I'm all done to that. Okay. There was a bunch of good episodes in a episodes in a row. Everything abs and flows. Yeah. This is an ab. Yeah. What I said. We're in our downtown. We got Vic out of the show. Like whatever. It's fine. Yeah. It's pretty pathetic. It's terrible. I don't know what the fuck you're doing. I don't either. All right. What else we got from the voice mailers? Hey Carlos, this is Chad. You know, sometimes I'm just avoiding, and I have to swipe right on Tinder and the most immediate pussy available is a 300 pound fat bitch. And sometimes I let her take my whole nine inch long strong, and that she thinks that she

can get with me again, and she can play as I don't call her again. That's why I only talk to her on Snapchatchat that she never had my fucking number. So yes, I call a chat sometimes dear to leave with these 300 pound landwaves. I'll be back soon. Okay. What was that call? There was a word for it when girls who are Always sleeping with guys that are too good for them. I don't remember now. It's it's like right out of my brain as soon as you know I Did a lot of research around that in cell podcast that I've forgotten everything

Yeah, there was like blue pilling and black pilling and red pilling. I don't know Vic you ever date someone who's way too hot for you? No, I, I glow ball. Ha ha ha ha. You sound like someone who has low self-esteem. Absolutely. How'd you know? Is it my daddy issues these days?

Ha ha ha ha ha. So, I mean, what's interesting for? All right, getting back to voicemails. Fat Carol. Fat Carol. All right getting back to voicemails Carol Carol That could be the new bed Brad just guy right there. I like that. It's pretty good That is a hard day right Yeah, that is a hard day right there. That's really good.

Carl, it's Mike out here in Utah. Hey, I just listened to your new episode. And I listened to Shamus where he told that joke about the statistician. And that is some funny shit right there. I just about crashed my truck from laughing. So I deduced from that that I'm a comedy genius. And oh, yeah, thank you, Shamus. Bye.

I have to say that my buddy Pro in the Discord continues to post clips of Shamest in the Shamest Watch channel and it is fucking brilliant. If you're not on there and checking that out, you need to be because it's so funny. And yes, thank you, you zoo for making that channel that's it's even better than the elbow picks channel I don't say that lightly. Alright what else we got?

Hey Carl, tell the Dixon Air. Oh so the Dixon Man. I'm starting to seriously laugh at you about you faking back because right after I made that joke I got flu I feel like they're related and I mean punish for making fun of you So Carl I really started for that and here's my tagline Tucker out apology not accepted Fuck her out. Hey Carl. Let's Nico Nico. I'm not doing anything special for this voicemail. I just wanted to say that your last

Your last podcast wasn't really that good Really it was really funny It really wasn't anything funny they could come from the Intel thing. Okay You I really wish you talked about O.B OB because that would have been the only saving grade so that episode could have possibly had. Anyway Carl, I have been received any requests for pictures of my feet yet and that's really upsetting. I'm going to be quite that i'm i'm this serious i actually thought people were gonna ask me for pictures of my feet nobody can i just on the ready if if anybody wants them yuck nobody want to record

uh... at senator death wish give me up i'll send you pictures of my feet come on the carl uh... fuck do i do this i can't tell this guy's joker and opc's he literally is asking people if they want to see his feet or not, the discord. I'm sure he'd show his feet.

No, I know. I just don't understand what his angle is there. He's just jealous. I've been just like an actual picture of his feet, but like he'd photoshopped another picture of toes over his toes, so he doesn't have to like trim his nails. Like that one got unfortunate. That's smart.

Maybe. Yeah. Because trimming your nails is a pain in the ass. You got got unfortunate. That's smart. Maybe. Yeah. Because trimming your nails is a pain in the ass. You got to bend all the way over. Yeah. Unless you're going to get a mani-pedi somewhere. What? Do you get a mani-pedi curl?

Is that what? Oh, shit. That's the next video that's going to show up on the sub-reddit. Carl gets a mani-pedi. A mani-pedi. Oh, that I would watch. That's the next video that's gonna show off on the subreddit. Carl gets a minute. Yeah, a minute, buddy. Oh, that I would watch, that's funny. Ha ha ha. Fuck me.

Vic, thank you so much for coming out on a weird day at a weird time. Yeah, it's like 2 p.m. Yeah, it's 5. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Thank you for coming on and appreciate Doug for putting together that song for you that was very confusing. And thanks everybody else who's still listening.

What am I going to play to add in this? Oh, I got it right here. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourself. All right. All right. All right. of the show you guys should all just kill yourself. you