Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep195 - expediTIously

Episode Date: March 1, 2020

This week we find ourselves listening to T.I. interview a famous actress. Well, I guess "interview" is too strong a word. These people find ways to put words together that communicate nothing, you know what I'm saying? Vinnie joins the show as we discuss Stuttering John's latest legal threats to our friends at Revenge of the Cis, Stuttering John's appearance on Artie Lange's podcast four years ago, guys who give Opie career advice, and a podcast made for dogs.  Support us: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Vinnie's show: https://carlsoncast.podomatic.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I just turned everything down. I put it down upside down over there. And I appreciate the yet-wrote-ass shitty dolphins phone case that you used to have. The sticker came off. Good. You know what I hate about the dolphins new logo? The Dolphin's Worry. The Dolphin's Worry. The Dolphin's dolphins are wearing a helmet anymore. That was the funniest

thing about that logo. Is that the dolphin was gonna play football eventually. He's like put me in coach. Yeah, you know how they had to eventually get rid of it because of all the times they tried to strap a helmet to snowflake and it just didn't work out. Is that why they had to do that? Yeah, it was just like, like let's just make it a naked dolphin. It's too much to work to try to recreate this. Yeah, they had just one handyman show with a hammer and nails. So like, I think we're going too far with this.

We should just not have that one. So a big shout out to who are these podcasts. Thanks for the... Jesus. I'm gonna end up being in their intro music. Cause, cause a row, cause a row. It's show time. I guess all the best except when they're not Company think there's really just a handful that don't suck

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You know everybody. Hi everybody. Thanks for having me, Carl. Welcome back to the show. Vinnie and I have a big announcement later on. But first, we're pregnant. Go to WhoAreThese.com to get our email address, voicemail number, link to the subreddit number link to the sub right at link to the discord server link to our merchandise

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if I was able to successfully accomplish sex with an animal, I guess. Yeah. Because it's probably not easy. You get rejected a lot. Yeah. Listen, I'm not very popular around the farm. Today, Vinnie and I will be reviewing

a podcast called Expeditiously. This is a suggestion from Nick Fignilli. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast hosted by Tip Ti Harris and his wife, Tamika Tiny Harris. And my first question is, have black people run out of cool nicknames? TI and Tiny? Well, I don't know what the TI stands for, do you? I think it's just the first two letters

of his first name, which is TIP. Yeah, I think so. That's always going right. I would go by TIP, TIP's way cooler. TIP's a wake cooler, that's right, that too. You don't need a nickname then, you got it. You think TIP? Tiny, okay. I mean, yeah, maybe there's need a nickname that. You got it. You didn't step. Tiny, okay.

I mean, yeah, maybe there's a lot of dumb names out there. But, Look, what we do on this show, what we do on this show is we break down people's podcasts. And we talk about what's good about it and what's bad about it. And what we don't do is we don't tell people's physical appearance or their nicknames.

However, I have to make an exception today because, are you familiar with Tiny, his wife? Yes. Not very well. I wasn't either. So I did a little research today. She actually had eye color changing surgery. She changed the color of her eyes via surgery. And I just want to say that that was not what the problem was. You did not focus on the problem area.

It's like the Nicholas Cage, Travolta movie face-up. It's just like that. How do you do that? Apparently it's controversial. Yeah, I would imagine. I would imagine as well. What do you think that goes for?

I bet it's expensive. These people have a lot of money. Yeah, I know, but. I don't have any friends who ever surgically changed the color of their eyes. They could put on context. I've dated girls in warden context. It's pretty cheap to do that. Sure.

I want to start off today by talking about the thing that we teased last week when Kroes was on the show. The reason why TI's been in the news recently is because of some information he dropped about. His relationship with his daughter. Yeah. And I want to just play a quick from TI on another podcast back in November, talking about how important his daughter's rigidity is to him. Here's that clip. way to have school now is she's a ten first year of college figuring it out for herself. And yes, now we have we had the conversation. We have yearly trips to the gynecologist to

check her height. You got it. I'm done with you right now. So do you go with her? President. Yes, I go with her. Somebody check on Deja. Go with her. She's a prisoner. And we're going and it's sit down. We'll sit down and the doctor come and talk

and you know, doctors maintain the high level of professionalism. He's like, well, you know, sir, I have to, you know, you know, to know the familiar shape, information, I say days, you didn't want you to sign this. I want you to sign this. I'm gonna find this right now.

I need to know if you're hiding still there. So we can share your information. And you have this event, is there anything that you would not want me to know? Oh, okay, see, Doc, you know problem. You are the worst. So we got some shit for this. You think I do think how uncomfortable do you think for the trip for ice cream was after the doctor's appointment with your 18 year old daughter?

Well, I'm sure it went pretty well because her hymen was still intact. Oh, sure. Had it gone the other way, there might have been a conversation to have. You get two scoops. That's a fucking crazy. Oh, sure. Had it gone the other way, there might have been a conversation to have. You get two scoops. That's fucking crazy. It really is. That's insane.

And now he's walked that back and he has said that he was joking. I've listened to a bunch of his podcasts. This guy's not a jokester. No, he's not. He's not a big a joking one. No, he is not. I'm not buying that at all. So I wanted to play a couple of clips from the podcast.

I said, tip. Yeah, because that's his name We listen to a podcast featuring a taraji P. Henson is that the one that you listen to or do you listen to a different that is correct I did listen to that great actress actress. She's the star of that show Empire She was the star of hidden figures. She's been in a lot of movies, things like that. Very well known actress. So she's on the show and I just wanna play some clips of TIP talking about his daughter and how he likes to parent.

And this is him explaining how he would like to parent his daughter. She will get it when she gets it. And I just wanna point out that this podcast from January, this is after all this shit blew up and he had like walk back the state. Yeah, this is kind of a recent episode. This is a recent episode. So you would think that he'd be like, oh, I love my daughter doing whatever she wants. And I try to like go in the opposite direction now. He's leading into this one. She will get it when she gets older and she floors and she blossoms because of the because of what you set up

Right because of the standards that you set up. Yeah, she's gonna look back and she's gonna be like oh my god I feel like there's nothing I can do a short of Putting in a headlock and making her like sit around me all the time So this is the sky's mentality He wants to grab his daughter, put her in a headlock for, I don't know, 18, 19 years. She doesn't just until she's able to go off to college and figure it out for herself.

It seems reasonable. Reasonable. It's reasonable. This is the thing about this. Like, it's really crazy to do. It's not crazy to joke about, but I don't get the vibe that he's kidding. No, that's no joke.

There are no jokes on this show. Yeah, and that's the thing. He's this whole show is just him being insanely serious and shouting out what he thinks is profound at this other lady, well, they blow each other about how great they are. Oh, that's what this show is. That's all it is.

And I can't wait to get a new one. I just want to finish up my little bit on parenting advice. Yeah, I'm not trying to screw up your bet. Vinnie and I are not parents. Correct. So we have no business. Next to the state of New York.

We have no business talking about this. This is additional parenting advice from our friend TI because that's why you tune into his podcast.'t learn how to become a better parent this is about Preparing them for think about what they will need Five or ten years ahead of time and this is about making sure they have those things not making sure that they are today Is comfortable for them. I don't care if it's comfortable. If you got to get up early, get up early. If you got to stay up late, stay up late. If you don't get to do, you don't get to go play on video games, so don't play on video games, but you will get this work. Sounds like

a fun time at the old Harris household, doesn't it? No. No. You'd love to be this guy's kid. He's checking with the guy an ecologist on his daughter out of the annual basis. Come on, Ti Junior, you're going to. Yeah, all right. Check it, everybody. We're gonna check your behind, man. That's an Adam Corollaism. All right, anyway, who?

The point is, Vitty, not only is Ti a great parent, he gives sound advice on how to parent. And one of the best ways to do it is to send your daughter a meme that summarizes relationship with her with her parents and how that changes throughout the years Yeah, I sent my daughter a meme and it kind of listed the different phases of life and how they Responded to their mother yeah, and and it goes all the way from birth To to death, you know what I mean is like ages this from this this is how you feel this from this this is how you feel And I sent to my daughter

With her and her mom was having that phase that you was talking about and she comes like yeah, I didn't think about it like that Mm-hmm, and now you know her, her mom was closer than she and ours. Oh, get up. What a magical meme. So he said a meme that fixed the relationship between her daughter and her and her and his wife, her mother, but ruined their relationship. It wasn't the meme that ruined your relationship with your daughter, too. Right.

It wasn't the meme. And you know, when he says he sent her a meme, I have a feeling that he just loosened the headlock a little bit so she can get some blood flow back to check her phone. I'm so sad. So of course, our friend, Teraji, is talking about raising a son. And she's a single mom. And she doesn't know how to teach her son how to be a man.

And that's a real thing. That is. You know, there's no father figure in the home, but it was weird to me where she went to when she was talking about the things that she can't relate to as far as raising a boy. There are things that my son experienced and will experience in life that I honestly I have no answer. I can't, I don't know what it is to have a wet dream you know certain things I just I can't you know what I'm saying you know I'm saying all right so I have good news

tragedy my dad never talked to me about left dream no you don't even have to approach the subject that's a thing for yourself type situation that's a shamefully put your underpants into the laundry basket down to the bottom. You don't help nobody else. That day when her assistant had to call her from the house at the TV at the movie studio to tell her that her kid had a wet trip. We didn't have our main nanny there that day. We had a backup nanny. She didn't know what to do.

You want to solve the problem, Taraji? How you're a dude nanny? Yeah, there you go. There's your problem solved. You're not raising your kids anyway. You want to solve the problem, Taraji? How you're a dude, Nanny. Yeah, there you go. There's your problem solved. You're not raising your kids anyway, so what's the difference? Correct. All right, one last thing.

More. Just send him over to TI, he's got two arms, so you can put the old kid in there. Yeah, right! You totally got one daughter, he's got a whole arm that's free. Dix, the I could be right. All right, so.

Exatschy, right, Karl? The last thing I wanted to talk about as far as the parenting situation is everything has changed in this generation because of social media. You know that, right? Yes. Vincent, yes. The problem is that there's all this social media communication conversations that are

happening. And when you're celebrity, people are talking at you and they're trying to fuck with you, but fortunately, these celebrities can handle it. Here's the thing about the double standard with social media. Like, yeah, we get it. We're adults. What about the children who don't know what to do with that? Oh, oh, somebody, please think of the children.

And I wasn't even gonna point this out. They are mixing drinks throughout this entire podcast. Yeah, because you know what it's called. It goes a little downhill towards the end. Yeah, they're like, you hear ice going in glasses, you hear booze getting opened up and cans of Coke being opened and mixing going on. Yes, you do.

There's a microphone on the wet bar. But I also find it ironic that you're the guy who's having the issue with it, but that's okay. I know. I could never talk about the problem with production or sound out of five guests with Middys on. Nope. Because he always laughs at my setup.

Oh, every time. Middys is a very professional setup. He's got at my setup. Oh, every time. Mini has a very professional setup. He's got a webcast. He has microphones for the guests. He's got it all this guy. I'm sorry, I'm just trying to grab my beer over here. Fucking ass. You guys.

All right, Vinny, let's get into your class because you spent some time putting together your thoughts on this. Definitely not as much as you did. I'm glad you talked about the parenting stuff because what I concentrated on was just how damn stupid and shitty this is for supposedly an interview. Like, my show is all about the interview.

I have to prepare, I have to come up with this. This was two celebrities hanging out. That's all this was. There was nothing interesting. Boring celebrities. Boring celebrities. So like, I want to give you an example of just how ridiculous this is.

Start with, is that a question? Just listen. Just listen to how they talk to each other. Yeah. It's so like showbizzy friends. It makes me disgusted. So you don't think they have a real personal connection? You think that they just like know it? No!

We all support you in the culture. You like all of us, those, the, and aunties and mumbles and, and girlfriends and baby mumbles and wide like, like you represent somehow every fashion of black woman and every relationship that any man could possibly have. So, I never want you to feel in any way discouraged.

I never want you to feel in any way like you're not appreciated. I never want you to feel in any way like you are not enough because you lack nothing. And we appreciate you for everything you've contributed to that culture. And I honestly I feel that from the people. How awful of a show is that? That was 45 seconds of him just saying how you are everything to everyone. Yeah, how insane is this for a conversation?

Well, she sets it up because she comes in and makes it clear that she's gonna need her ass kiss for the entire hour and 20 minutes that they're having a conversation. So I almost don't even blame TI on that one. He's like, oh, this woman needs us to tell her how great she is, non-stop. I better get started on that one.

Well, here's also why he, under terrible interview. Here's the thing that you're supposed to do when you're interviewing somebody, anybody who's ever thought about doing an interview show. It's really more important to listen to your guest. You don't want to want up your guest. It's not about your experiences. It's about helping people understand where the person you're interviewing is coming from. So under terrible interview, I think is a good clip to go next.

Listen, man, I know that the role gets tough and you've had, you know, a tumultuous day. And I've had a tumultuous few months, you know, saying, I mean, I'm going through a lot. What is that? What? I have been listening to a podcast that he did recently with Jada Kess. Okay, and I pulled the very first two Titans of 1999. Right. I both have had our personal experiences with death around us, you know, all to, all to, all to for me, you with it. I mean, man. Good stuff. Yeah, man. And the answer that is yeah, man.

My point is, that was his first question and he trailed off and didn't know where he was going with it Well a lot of what he does that I noticed is that he tries to be so profound Like he's trying to make like these deep statements like he's some kind of fucking Two examples of that I have one to you go ahead. All right. Let me start off with how he defines problems Usually no matter how big our problem is all, the problem ain't the problem. The lack of a solution is the problem. That's the dumbest shit I've ever fucked up. That is the exact clip that I pulled.

Of course I believe I was listening to that. Where's the no shit Sherlock clip? I know. What's wrong with you? No shit sure! That's the definition of a problem that you don't have a solution to it. If you had a solution, it wouldn't be a problem. You know, you're shit.

Man, don't say. I'm just over here with this pile of solutions. And I don't have any problems to line up to them. I have another example, and I call this Johnny Cochran-esque philosophy. You know that if you are living by philosophical terms that rhyme, that you're probably full of shit and I have another philosophy You can't give the most consideration to people with the least amount of information

You cannot give people the most amount of consideration without the most amount of master bit. No, that's not right That's the suck and for a rapper, he didn't even get the syllables to line up correctly. Yeah. Isn't that kind of basic? I did slightly better, I think. Master Kankin is not a better job than that. Oh, all right.

Give Jay to kiss a shot. What else you got? Dude, you brought five clips and already stole one of them. Now I feel bad. Let me play her. Hold on. Was that profound stupidity?

Yes. Yes, that was level 4. I like your name really. Hold on. Was that profound stupidity? Yes. Yes. That was level 4. I like your name for that clip rather than my name. Let's go. And then there's times where it goes that it just, I guess this is freestyle. This was also a big part of the show. It was just a little taste.

No, I feel the fear like that, man. I know why I'd be tripping. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, damn, like, you know. That's a lot of it, too. That's amazing. That's amazing, part. He got very excited. Yeah. Because he's not at that level in any other part of it too. That's a amazing part. He got very excited.

Yeah. Because he's not at that level in any other part of the pockets. Everything else is just like, yeah, you know, I know, man, you know what I mean. And then that part, all of a sudden, shoots up to a 10 and goes nuts and says nothing. You're not a word. Not a thing that meant anything. One of the things that I love about TI and him having a podcast is that he's very concerned about whether or not his co-host and his guests understand what he's

talking about. He wants to make sure that when he says a statement, they're on the same page and it doesn't matter who's listening if they understand it or not. Well, he wants to know that they're picking up what he's putting down and I made a little compilation of this. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? I think, you know now, you know what I'm saying? You understand that? You understand that? Absolutely.

You do go to saying, you know what I mean? Like, that's, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Nah, I feel the fear like that, man. I know why I'd be tripping like, you know what I'm saying? Like, damn, like, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, I understand that completely. And that, folks, is TI's podcast in a nutshell.

Oh, that is the summary of his podcast. Yeah, it's a lot of him saying something that means less than nothing and then going, you know what I mean? I'm gonna give him. Is it me dropping the mic after every sentence? There was only one thing he said on that show that made any sense at all. Okay. And I don't have a clip, so it doesn't matter.

Okay. Do you wanna explain to us what I mean? No, he had one statement that I thought was pretty accurate. It says, if you live for the applause, you die by the booze. And I thought that was kind of interesting. I'm gonna have to write that one down. It's pretty good though. Can I make that homework for myself?

Yeah. I'm not sure what that means. It means that if you live for other people's approval when they don't like you, it really kills you. I get it. So in other words, live by the three pointer, die by the three pointer. So you have to turn the force terms for me or else.

I don't understand how this works. Yes. Nailed it. I wanna talk about the disclaimer that happens at the beginning of the show This is cleaners like crazy Let me play it first that we can talk about it. This is by the way at the beginning of every episode of Expeditiously now the following experience is not a test the conversations and stores expressed on this podcast I meant to be an expression of purpose and truth this show

expressed on this podcast and meant to be an expression of purpose and truth. This show, probably entitled Expeditionally, is a free exchange of ideas and opinions, no judgment, no preconceived beliefs, no fear. You're encouraged to share your thoughts and ask any question as long as it's done with respect. And as through true love and respect for others that we would change the world and speak truth to power, we want sure the time. Now without further ado, this is Expedition Sleep. I'm TIFFT, y'all have us. Alright, so this is Gnamer's a bit out there. I don't think this podcast is gonna solve the world's problems. I listen to all about Binnahette. I don't think it's problem solving. Yeah, do you think that his daughter, when she hears that, is like, please concentrate

on solving the world's problems. Don't take me to the guy to college this week. You asshole. That's a crazy way to set up a podcast that says nothing. There's nothing being discussed that has any value to anyone. There is a lack of substance today when Teraji P. Hanson comes in. All she wants to talk about is how she's not getting paid enough. And he's sit there. Can we please talk about that? Yeah.

Thank you for giving me that segue because I am locked and loaded. Yes, that's subject. And I'd be literally, she came in just upset. Oh, and I went nowhere. This is the first thing she talks about. Now I mentioned that Terragis on the show, she's the star of a huge show on Fox. A prime time show, she's been in many, many movies.

I'm looking up her net worth right now. Oh, I already have it. Don't even buy it. Oh yeah, I've done the research. Good boy. Let's start with this. I work a lot, right? You do.

I wanna why? I have to. What? I'm gonna get paid all that money. Other actresses who are not black, they make more money. That's right. So that's why they have the privilege of doing maybe one or two projects a year. Or maybe sometimes you will see them one time a year.

No, why? Because they're paid. Okay. So she's decided in her head that there are other actresses out there that only pick a project a year and then take the rest of the year off because they make so much money on that one project

that they don't have to work. She's not naming names, but she's throwing that out there. Now there's one thing I know about the profession of acting, it's that they don't have to work very much. There's one thing. I know about it. Just about everyone in it is a moron. Yeah.

I do know that. Also, what she's talking about is such a small percentage of fucking people who actually make it in this profession. Nine to that point, nine percent of these people are also bus boys. Yeah. And she's complaining that she has to work making movies and TV shows all year long Because she's not making as much money, but it's not just her. It's all black Actors and actresses right because we're not making the money

Regina King Regina can we have to baby? We have to so that's why it looks like we we work hard We have to yeah, we have to work hard. I mean, I think that, um, I wish I could do one movie and make 20 million. Oh, 10, if I could just make 10 million on one flip, right? I'm chilling the rest of the year, but I have to work like this. I have to.

Okay, so now we know you can take a year off, if you would, 10 million dollars. I take the rest of my life off. Now we know the dopper. I thought that was very telling. She says, I have to work so fucking hard. These people are not working as hard as me. And if I could just make one movie for 20 million,

wait, no, no, no, no, that's too much. 10 million. Right. Then I'd be good. Like, that's wildly unrealistic. So I did a little research. First off, on the show Empire. Her and who's the co-host Terrence Howard?

Yeah, Terrence Howard. Those two are paid about the same amount. Okay. They're the highest paid actors on the show that are the two leading stars. When they first started, they were making $110,000 per episode. Now that's before it was a smash hit. You know, a lot of these shows go away after one season or less than one season. The actress taxes and your agent agents fees. Of course. Yep

Since 2016 she's been making $225,000 per episode and they do 18 episodes per year I already did the math for you if any that's over four million dollars per year right four million dollars per year And this is a show that's been going on for six seasons Mm-hmm and she's crying poor her net worth is $1 million per year, and this is a show that's been going on for six seasons. And she's crying poor. Her net worth is $16 million. Now I don't know if the internet knows what her net worth is, but the fact that somebody's

trying to figure that out tells me she's rich. Because if you look up my net worth on internet, there are zero results on Google. But you know what you will find, so really helpful how to videos. Correct. Yes. So this whole thing where she's crying poor is wildly insulting to the vast majority of the population. Her and TI are literally the 1%. But this is why they talk like this,

because it's just the two of them there, and they're both rich people. Could play me about the rich people problems. But money is a rich person problem. That's what's crazy. I understand people have problems. And I'm not opposed to that. I hate when people are just like,

oh, you're rich, who cares? I'm like, no, are we all a problems? But money is not what are your fucking problems. That's all. You're just what you figured out. Heads and tails better than just about everybody else in your profession. You're literally in the 1% of the country.

You're the people that birdies pissed at. Do you not realize this? Tarrash P. Hudson. I think he said that. What's getting the $125,000 power episode? At now, she is up to $225,000 per episode. If we can give her 5% and then take 80% and then move the other 15% to the 3%,

T.I.'s daughter's hymen will remain intact. All right, so I give a little bit concerned when the people have made it in this country who are multi-multimillionaires. T.I.'s worth $50 million. You have this woman who's worth 16 at least. And there is something about her point. There is one thing about her point.

Oh, okay, please. If I could make, if you had to work a whole year doing 18 episodes of a show, that's a lot of, that's a lot of work. If you could just go make one movie for Ted Billion. I mean, come on Carl, would you do that too? That's a good point. Yeah, I know that sounds like a ton of work.

Filming 18 episodes, that must take a couple of months, I would think, think right but you could just do one movie and make more carol. Oh, shit. Don't you understand economics? So obviously When you're born black in this country it's tough you have an uphill battle I've heard I've heard apparently there's systemic racism that goes back hundreds of years and I just get annoyed when the people who have made it who are this rich and successful complain about that men put us in this position It's also me and I define Absolutely, I'm not saying all men's we I'm talking before you I'm talking before you. Huh? I'm talking about the forefathers. I'm talking about... That's what I'm saying.

You don't say motherfuckers hate me down and fuck me over too. That's what I'm saying. Wait a second. People who lived 250 years ago held you down and fucked you over. You're worth $50 million, T.I. That doesn't add up. I'm confused how... Jefferson was able to do this to you.

You have to explain this to me. His last name is Harris, not Hemmings. I'm sorry. Okay, so here's the deal. I can't pretend to understand the tough situations that African Americans have dealt with over the last 200 years in America. Sure. There's been a lot of injustice, so much injustice. TI, I'm sure that bad things have happened to you

in your life, but congratulations, dude. Yeah. You made it. You made it. You made it. You did it. Be happy. I want to tune into your podcast and hear you be happy. That's why people love rap music,

because rap music is about, I got my body, I got my paper, and I'm having a great time I got a listen to you complain on your podcast. That's insane and the fact that Taraji then compares herself to a slave and again, this is a touchy subject for you and I But I have to point out how ridiculous this is. Well, anytime you do an 18 episodes 18 episodes a season yeah, I'll do 12, but 18, you're gonna talk to my agent about that.

We gotta read a gochie. Well, anytime you hate on a person, or a particular group of people, hate is stems from fear. This is true. So I can't answer what they're fearful of, because we are nothing but good. I mean, we are nurturers.

During slavery, we nurse their babies to the point where our breast was empty and we could not feed our own children. So why you fear us so much and you have so much hate for us is beyond me. I mean, yeah, there's terrible racists in the world. Well, no, she's talking specifically about slaves 150 years ago. This is not her life.

To any degree, it's insulting. Yeah. That she's saying we an hour. Like no, you're a multi-millionaire celebrity. You have a star on the walk of fame for Christ's sake. She's as big as you can get as an actor in Hollywood. This isn't saved. All she should be saying is, I want to lift other people up with me. Not we're all being suppressed. Whoa with me. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. They're an asshole. There is a weird perspective. You are 100% right? And the problem with this conversation,

I got the whole point of this was to lift people up and speak truth to power. Hey, where's the truth to power? They are the power. Right. They're the one percent. Where are you speaking the truth to power? I guess. I mean, I'm doing all right. Yeah, I'm not complaining.

Carl, I had a few things to say to you. Yeah, right. So finally, T.I. says something that could be provocative. And I'm all here as like finally something that might be interesting because I was saying news. Everything they're saying is so boring and so predictable in the lame. And then T.I. says something and I'm like,

oh, I perked up like, oh, what's he gonna say now? And this is all about gender equality. Women would never reach true equality. Okay, same now, but go ahead, say it. And the reason why I feel like that is because they weren't meant to be equal, they were meant to be greater than. You do go and say, I feel like women should be treated greater than. You know what I mean? That's why I have a woman walking in the room. I'm gonna offer her my seat. It's why when I make it to the door first,

I'm gonna make sure that I make it to the door first so I can open it for her Boring and that's why I inspect my daughter's genitals Bikerscope yeah, I'm in a black light Not for nothing, but this guy was at a reality show where he was celebrating that his fortune-year-old son was getting laid But he inspects his daughter up to the edge of 18 to make sure she's still a virgin. He's talking about women are greater than. There's a little bit of hypocrisy there, Betty. A little?

Just a little. Just a smidge. Yeah. Women need to be treated better treated greater than. And I don't go around, can't walk around a man in a hat locks. I don't do that. I don't want to get back to you real quick. This idea that these people are the 1% they're living the American dream

Whatever that is however you define it at the very end of the show T.I. is trying to end it and Who's the guests? Teraji says Are you guys live out in outlay now? Because they're from Atlanta, and this conversation happens a little bit on the DL And in a time you need us for whatever you need us for please call Thank you I love the evidence web just like yeah, no we get out here. There's a house in Atlanta

I like to ski Taraji like to ski And it's like, yeah, no, we get out of here. There's a house in Atlanta. I like the ski, Taraji. You like the ski? Yeah, right up to the chateau. Jesus fucking Christ. But at least a guy like Ti who is a rapper, an actor, a producer, at least he speaks so eloquently.

This is five y'alls in a half a sentence. Hey, man. Y'all ain't living up to what y'all supposed to be doing. So y'all need to get on y'all gang. Y'all should be treating us great in that. Yeah, that was five. That was five. I counted them. We have done a lot of research.

There's a lot of math over here on my notes. Just so you know, I know net worths. I know y'all counts. I got it all figured out already. I do all this shit beforehand. It's amazing in case you were wondering Did you have any other clips that I play it did I steal your thumb? No, basically the only other clip I had is about how they just blew each other the whole thing and that's pretty much We've established all right. You want to hit that if you want go ahead?

We support you We want you to know that I support all law Thank you and I feel it. You make me, when I watch the y'all show, I get teary-eyed because you parent your children the way my dad did me and I lost them in 06. So I literally, I watch our show to feel a closeness to my dad, because you're really brave and like in school. Okay.

Weird, right? That actually brings me to a couple of other points that I wanted to make. Ooh. So this woman is the star of a show called Empire. Yes. She's hired as the leading role to act in the show. She doesn't write the show. She doesn't make decisions about when the show will air how long it will run for,

but she takes credit for all these things. So, Empire has now ended. They decided to go six seasons, and did she produce her at all? I don't think so. She directed an episode which I'll get to. Okay. I don't know. I heard her talk about it.

Oh yeah, she talks about that. But she talks about how she made her character's name as cookie on the show. She talks about what she was able to accomplish with that character. And but she's that con. And but she's that con. It made her iconic. There's nothing really more I can do with her. She will be talked about long after I'm gone. So now I'm looking for what else I can make out on it. So she has made this character iconic, even though she didn't write a single line in this character spoke. And she says, now I need to move on to the next thing, as if she decided that Empire should end.

I have a sneaking suspicion. If it were up to her, Empire would still be out of the air. So allow me to tell you how that meeting went. Yeah. Everybody was just there like, hey listen guys, we have some ideas for season seven, but this cookie character's way too good, and she's really peaked.

I think we just gotta call this quits, guys. Right, what else can cookie do? Her story arc is over, we're good. I mean, what's better than iconic? And they talk about how important Empire is for the Black community, because of course, nothing's more important than what Hollywood produces, as we all know.

Empire has become one of the most critically acclaimed, successful shows for our culture, our heritage, and history. Since, what was the first, Bill Cosby, uh, who was the first, uh, Bill Cosby, uh, Hux Bill Cosby. The, uh, Hux And I just want to point out as though that you're forgetting about It's very insulting don't leave the Jefferson's out of this yeah, I was an important job. How about? Good times. Oh fuck you. I don't have that on the board. Well, you're the worst. I've just said and listen not for nothing nothing. Like this comparison of empire being so culturally significant is like me saying, sopranos was the greatest things that ever happened to the Italians. Right, they're kind of like shitty people on that show.

Yeah. That buyer, it's like, okay, well, it's successful Italian people in New Jersey, they're very successful, they have big homes, a lot of friends, one's some Emmys. One's some Emmys. All right, so here's some advice that is dished out. And I'm guessing this is for Stuttering John.

What a thing about that is when your public figure, you just have to go into it knowing that everybody don't like you, a number one, you'll be fooled to think everybody likes you. I get it with a bucket, mixing drinks in the background. I can't even avoid that on my clips, it's possible. So, as I mentioned, Taraji is very full of herself.

She thinks of herself as someone who has created I kind of characters that will live long out with her. And she's starting to direct now. And I don't know if you know there's not been any, but she's really good at it. And you know I'm directing now. And I don't know if you know there's not been any, but she's really good at it. And you know I'm directing now. Okay, wait, let's see what you get going over. I'm an incredible director.

I, she's a scryzed. You know, the thing that really bothered me about this, and I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm really into interviews. Yeah, I love to hear a good interview. Yeah. And like, I think she would be fascinating to talk to. If you ask her anything of substance.

Right. And she says to me, hey, I'm a great director. I'd say, well, take me through what you do that's different to other directors that you've worked with. Right. What do you feel like are the steps that you've taken just to pass that? Nothing.

He's like, I can't wait to see what you did. Yeah. Oh, it's fucking nothing. He's like, I can't wait to see what you did. Yeah. Oh, it's so crazy. This conversation is a whole bunch of nothing. And they talk about how I can't get the work that I want to get. And T.I. says, well, why don't you just create the work that you want like Tyler Perry did.

And she says, oh, I can't do that. I don't know that kind of money. Like, well, dummy, you literally complained about something. TI actually gave me the answer to how to accomplish it. And then you said, well, no, I can't do that. And I was like, I had back to fucking nothing conversation. That was the only time that they could have sent something real and had a conversation.

You know, it's so amazing to me how she's talked you out like, you know, how hard it is and all the work. And it's like, do a little bit of work. Right. Just like, no., how hard it is and all the work. And then it's like, do a little bit of work. Right. Just like, nope. Right. It's blows my mind. So, expeditiously, should not exist.

It's another one of these podcasts where you have a guy who's got a little bit of fame. So they're like, well, we put a microphone in front of you and your wife. And I don't know if people listen to the show. I don't know if it's popular, but it's terrible. Correct. I mean, the else you wanna say, I think I've done with my clips. Um, honestly, it's a bore.

Yeah. It's pretentious. Oh, it's extremely pretentious. And it's not entertaining. So there you go. Yeah. I would agree with all those things. However, I will say, and I like to be fair on this show as you know, it's

not for us. This show was not created for you and me, right? I would love to hear a good interesting show about, with an interview with her. I would be fessing because like, she is an actress. She's done a lot of amazing things. This just isn't it. I don't know what levels this works on. I don't know what levels this works on. I don't know anything about this woman. And when I heard this, I was like, holy shit, what an asshole. So I started looking up other interviews with her, early morning shows and late night talk.

And it's the same thing every fucking time when she talks about how she only picks roles that are important and change the world and she's doing amazing things. And no one calls her on this bullshit. Because they handpick who interviews are probable. Of course and because what's Jimmy Fallon gonna sit there and be like take me through your fucking why you think such a great director like of course that. Tell me why you're so iconic.

Yeah right. Like seriously she's complaining about how she has to work all the time but then also explaining how she picks specific roles that she wants If you want to make $10 million just pick the fucking role that they have up for Reese Witherspoon and you take it Just go do a giant stupid action movie You know she's been in good movies hidden figures was fantastic, and at least she's been in some good stuff. Yeah, so it's like Okay, guess what when you're doing those kind of movies, you're not gonna get the paychecks. Meryl Streep takes less money to go do those kind of movies.

Vinnie, what are we even talking about? Logic! She's been in huge Hollywood productions making tons of money. Yes. Sorry, it's at $10 million. There's a very small percentage of people, most of them are named the rock,

who make that much fucking money making a movie. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I don't know what I'm talking about Hollywood. Why are we even talking about this? Movie non. Let's move on. Let's talk about something I do know about and that's my friend PJ Filium and his ability to make songs. PJ, I love you.

I love you. I love you. You can't be as big as Fad. I'm as big as Fad. I'll fight you. Oh PJ has a podcast too. You should check that out. I'll listen biggest fan. I'll fight you. Oh, PJ has a podcast, too. You should check that out.

I'll listen to that. So PJ created a song parody for our friend, Settering John. Are you ready? I'm smiling so big. I know, you're so excited. And I just want to say this to PJ before I play it. Stop fucking posting this shit on the Reddit

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PJ. Fucking brilliant. Bra fucking voe. It's no snakes in the grass, but really what is? That's the bass song. I was dancing around the snakes in the grass from my house for a week. It's amazing. So that's a little long, it's a little lengthy, but I

needed Southern John music because we talk about him so much. I need an intro to this segment. So I made my own version of that. It sounds like this and this is what we're gonna hear every week from now on because Jack is talking about us. Okay, yeah, it's brilliant. Okay, before I talk about John talking about us yet again, I have to play, he's been doing these live shows on YouTube where he's just interacting with the fans who are asking him questions. And this was brilliant. I popped down the very end of the show as we because it came in while I was editing the show, but it's worth putting in the main part of WATP. Hey, John. My name's Nico Big Fan. I listen right now from Gary and Deanna. Can you give

a shout out to my friends, Vic and Kayya? Hey, Vic and Kayya, Vic and Kayya, how you doing? Is the stutterin' John giving you a shout out? And thank you, Nico. Hopefully I'll be in Gary and the Anna. Please tell me, Nico, what is the comedy club in Gary and the Anna? I will, I will, I'll send them an email. I'd love to be there too. I, again, I've only been there once. Well, he's braver than Shamus. And could I also say this? Yes. Has this dumbo realized that he gets emails from Gary Adierta all the time?

There were two on that show specifically. Constantly. He's getting Gary Adier and this moron has not picked up again. has not picked up a guy. He probably has the brilliance to be he probably thinks it's a connection with like Bob Abuie or something. He has no idea what's going on. I love it. That was a perfect comment I don't know if you saw this but he put out a tweet the other day This said I think I'm gonna stop doing these live podcasts because there's so many haters out there. It's like, yeah, John, there's 70 people watching you do this live and 68 of them hate your guts. And I'm just fucking with you. And there's a lot of them in Gary. And most of them are from Gary and Deanna for some reason.

All right, I want to play not too quick on the draw. I'm February, no, definitely not too quick on the draw. I'm February, no. Time to go. Now I'm gonna do quick out the draw. Put a slot on the uptake. I wanna play from February 22nd, which was last Saturday, it was the day that we recorded the show. So I wasn't able to get to this because it hadn't happened yet in my world. But this is Suthering John again talking about us,

and he's addressing a question that came in on YouTube or whatever it might be. This is the one clip, and I don't know if I do this, but I'm just going to play this and we can just pause it. Shout out to Cobra Commander. Stupid. What is going on here? So this is, like I said, Benny, we're going to play this long clip and let's just talk over it and pause it and rewind it whenever we're whatever we got to do for this one. Alright, this is gonna be fun. Just fucking like these assholes non-stop. Oh yeah, and I did want to discuss this. I'm not gonna mention any any names, but it is so funny to me. Listen, if my podcast is so bad

okay, let's say it's the worst podcast in the world. Let's say that. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna continue doing it Doesn't bother me what people think yeah, right? It's amazing how many other podcasts seem to like they're supposed to be like Reviewing and talking about I'm pretty sure it's just one. No, there isn't all these other podcasts yet they they do do mind every week. So I have to take it as jealousy or they love listening to me. They love what? All right, deposit there.

You don't have to take it that way. You could take it the real way. Just, John says, I don't understand why these guys keep talking about us. They are supposed to be reviewing podcasts and even if it reminds us of the worst in the world, whatever they keep talking about me. Our logo is a garbage can, John. We listen to the worst podcast.

If your podcast is the worst, we're going to play it every week. We have to. It's the worst. Now, hold on a second. That ignos sentences, the words out of his mouth. Can't you just hear those coming out of shape and mouth? Oh, it's almost the same thing. It literally is It's the same logic stream. It is to say all right, so let's get back to this now He's trying to say that we're jealous of him. They love listening to me. They love watching my podcast

They love it and they are consumed with it so they keep on talking about it because why else? Why else do you continue? Because it's hilarious, John. There's so much fun. There's this word exactly. There's a word you've never heard of. It's called fodder. John, that's what your show is good for.

And it's not only one. There's a few. They just play my podcast and they goofed on it. It's just amazing to me. I Mean if I was if I was such a nobody and my podcast sucks so bad why are you paying so much attention to it? There's 600 that was another podcast Hey, you're not doing a service to your 10 listeners, you got that one out easy. I begged to differ. I know this is what what's so funny. Again, he's talking about the formatting of our show.

He's trying to help me format my show. Let's just say the most untalented man in the world, a man that none of us would ever want to spend a second with. Right. Crash is his car into a fiery, just apocalyptic scene in the middle of the highway. Yeah. People are going to watch because that's what they like. They like watching horrible things happen. just a poca-liptic scene in the middle of the highway. Yeah, people are gonna watch,

because that's what they like. They like watching horrible things happen. Even though you are not entertained or interested, they love watching people crash and burn. What's funny about that analogy is that you're spot on because I do wanna watch that, but not forever. Correct. I wanna move on after that.

And I don't spend a lot of time listening to Suttering John. The problem is that people suddenly clips not stop because he's constantly failing. It seems to me that those people, the ones who are obsessed with you, Joe. There are people who are obsessed with them, but let's get back to this clip. And B, you're showing that you're infatuated with me.

But that's okay. You could be infatuated with me. But that's okay. You could be infatuated with me. I understand what fair use means. You want to play a clip but too fine. Whoa. That's a breakthrough. Did his lawyer finally just scream out of enough? There's like, it's fair use, John.

Yeah. Oh, he's finally in a conversation with his lawyers. We're talking about this for six months. He finally in a conversation. And he understands the fair use means, good, we're getting somewhere. Try out of you. Proud of you.

Don't play the whole thing, then I'll sue you a fucking ass. But it doesn't matter. I don't care. Consider it flattery. Right. Inmitation is a form of flattery. So he's way off on this one.

Kaka, kaka, kaka, is it? Inmitation is not what we're doing here. Well, I have done it as a pressure from time to time. We're goofing on your content, dummy. This is not invitation, invitation to form a flattery. No, we're telling you you suck at this and we're calling you a retard. If we wanted to enter, if we wanted to do an impression of you, John, if we wanted to basically mimic you, people would only be hearing sound out of what year out of what's right now. That would be invitation. That would be

invitation. But anyway, so I don't know that people want me to mention their names and go to war with these people. I don't really give a shit. Yeah, I know. I know, you know, one of the guys is some loser in rockchester. Fucking, you know, you know, who, you know, works for some fucking marketing fucking company. He's just a dick bag, you know, and this is how cool Jim Norton is. And by the way, anybody in Tampa, Tampa Florida, if you're in Tampa, go to side splitters and see Jim Norton tonight. He's one of the funniest comics ever, friend of mine. So he's going to recount the story of when I went on the chip show, goofed on Settering John,

and Jim out of a courtesy called John, and I'll give him a heads up on it. He's gonna rehash this again. And this is how cool I was on the way to a Yankee game. What are the types? Yankee playing the Dodgers. The games were playing the Dodgers last year. And I'm on the way,

and I get a call from Jim Nolan. And I'm like, amen. And he goes, hey, I just wanna just give I'm on the way and I get a call from Jim Nolan and I'm like, Hey man, and he goes, Hey, I just want to just give you a heads up. I had this guy on my show and I didn't realize that he was fucking that he does podcast trash all the time and he started a trash show, but I didn't know what I just don't want you to think it was me. I'm like, Jim, thanks so much. I really appreciate that you give me the heads up. Of course, I know it's not you.

And I don't give a fuck about these idiots. It doesn't give a fuck about us idiots. It's all he gives a fuck about. He's the right to sue us. Multiple occasions. Why is he changing his story now that he doesn't care? That's because he learned about fair use was carol. I think you're right.

Yeah. I love the fact that he says, you know, Jim Norton called me up and said, I had no idea these guys are gonna trash you. The reason why Jim Norton booked me is because I trash open every week, correct. He knows I'm gonna go out and trash people. Right.

It's what I do. All right. I have to go with Trash. I happen to remember having a conversation with Jim Norton saying, hey, Carl, from who are these podcasts is here in the show today. He's like, Carl is really the guy who tracks us open? Yeah, he's like, yeah, you ought to be here.

You ought to bring him back. He's like, yeah, absolutely. Bring him back here. That'd be great. So here's the way he cares about me. Right. He has a pretty good idea that Carl tracks his people. I can verify that.

Can you imagine if you're Jim Norton and you're like, I want to have this guy at my show. He makes one of OP all the time. OP is a guy I worked next to for 15 years. I know him extremely well. I come out of his show and I go, Senator Judd Sox, he's like, whoa, you went too far.

I wasn't expecting this. This is crazy town. Did Norton say anything to you after about it? No. So we walked out of the studio together. Didn't say a word about S.O.R.I.E. You.O.P.'s one thing, but you got to leave Stutterie Jotelode. No, no, he didn't say a word about it.

He called me up days later to tell me he was pulling a clip out where I mentioned another comedian's name who also agreed with me that Stutterie Jot is such a podcast. He goes, I just want to let you know, I don't censor anyone, but you mentioned this person's name and I I don't wanna get that person in trouble. Was that comedian someone who co-hosts it on this show? It's possible. Yeah, very friendly gentleman.

Yeah, it's a friendly guy. Yeah. Yay! It could have been anyone, I don't know who it was, but yes, I mentioned to that person called me, and we laughed about the fact that Senator John sucks. So Jim Norton called me not to say you should have talked trash about Senator John, but just to say, just dude, I hope you're okay with this.

I'm pulling that part out because this guy didn't give his consent for you to bring up the phone conversation. Let me tell you what Carl said. Yes, Jimmy, whatever you want, little Jimmy, you can take it. You can do whatever you want. I'm just so great. What's the next one going to be? Okay, I got to go Carl. I said, oh great. What's the next thing gonna be? Okay, I gotta go Carl. That's how that call went.

In my defense. And this is literally what I said to him. I said, well, that conversation we had is on YouTube. So I think it's okay, but that's fine. Take it out. It's fine. It's literally on YouTube. Anyway, move it on.

Of course, I know it's not you. And you know, I don't give a fuck about these idiots. They can go and trash me all they want. Just it just, it just, it just, it just makes me happy that I'm under their skin and I'm in their head. He's under my skin. All right, Carl. But, let's give it a go. Like, this guy is moving his show off. I had no idea that you're in this man's head. You are smiling so bad. I know, it's amazing. He thinks he's fucking with me. In what universe?

Is that possibly true? All right. He's really taught you a lesson today. Yeah, really, huh? Did you know that Jim Norton called him to tell him it's gonna be okay, buddy? Don't kill yourself, because we made part of you on the show.

No shit. It wasn't me, John. You don't have to be upset. Meanwhile, Norton's played a character. He can say anything about anyone. It just fucking played off. Like, last time I had print his chips up in you. Yeah, chip, chip said your pouring asshole.

It wasn't me. Chip hates black people, hood, sundering John, but not Jim Norton. That's a whole different thing with him. Yeah. Jim's a really good guy. The other day day he called me and he started talking to me and going, Hey, do you get the tape over to Joe Rogan? And I'm like, Jim goes, Yeah, I go, uh, this is Stutter and John. He goes, Oh, I thought it was my manager because his

manager's name is John. So that's literally my favorite part of this clip. John talked about me for three minutes. My favorite part is his anecdote is that the only other type Jim Norton called him besides calling him to tell him that I was on the show trashing him. And by the way, he didn't have Sonny John's phone number. He had to get it from other SkyName Jim Forrantine. Who, yay. Who's that?

Sonny John had to call Jim Forrantine to make sure that Jim Norton actually called him. Anyway, the only other type Jim Norton called Sonny John that uh... thirty john at the college in fourteen to make sure that you've not actually called him anyway the only other time to do it called so you don't want to be because he was trying to call his agent and he called the wrong number he just saw john this phone and had to have a decent i could get it over to a foyer

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He's like, I love Jim Norton. He's great. He called me the other day. Not on purpose. He didn't even want to talk to me, but he called me. Like, Chad, really? You know, that happened to me the other day and I've never told a soul.

A friend of his community called me and they thought I was somebody else. That's funny. Do they think you were Vic Hanley? No, I'll kill told a soul. A friend called me and they thought I was somebody else. That's funny. Do they think you were Vic Henry? No, I'll kill you. I ain't there for you. I'll fight you right now. They wanted to book you for a baby.

It was just like, I guess I'm open my comic, like beg this guy to help him get into another room. And he calls me up and he's like, hey, listen, man, did you send the guy the tapes? And I like, what guy, what tapes? You know, I told you, if you want to get in that room, like it was like almost like a dressing down of man, I go, this is Vinnie.

And he goes, oh, I'm sorry, Vin, I love you. That's funny. It was, I laughed off the time. You'll have to tell me after, I'll tell you that was. Cut it out, this is the worst. Okay. But that happened to me.

Speaking of the worst. All right. John did another show, another YouTube live show where he has serious technical issues. Now this bit I'm about to play you this clip. Oh no. Is four and a half minutes. I've trimmed it way down. I've taken out all the dead air. I've taken out a lot of the other noises and things that would have been in this. Just to give you an idea. So this is the director's cut. This is the director's cut. This is a give you an idea of make you deep discount of what's going

on. Unstuttering John's show. Can you guys hear me? Can you hear me? Please tell me you could hear me. Can you hear me? Please tell me you can. I hope you could hear me. I don't know. Let me check this freaking thing. Yeah, hello. It says you could hear me.

Yeah, you can hear me. All right. All right, good. Anyway, back to me. Ah! The audio's gone really? No audio. What? Can hear you and smell you. Can you guys hear me or not?

I don't know if you can hear me or not. Hold on a second. It's a fucking thing, man. Share audio. It's ringing on the gits. I don't know, no, no. I a rodeo. Oh jeez. I don't know, no, no. I don't know what's going on. Let's see.

Ah, let's hope this thing is still rolling. Ah, let's see. Come on, what the fuck? Oh my god. All right, can you guys hear me now? Please tell me. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can.

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You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. I All right, you should be able to hear me now Fucking hey, dude Anyway, the funny part about that whole thing is that you see I you see how bad that long Island accent is and then he's right back in his pants. After five minutes of nonsense and noises and echo, anyway, as I was saying, these long islanders, you know, when he gets a few years older, boy, our his kids gonna hate him.

Oh, you don't think they can do our own? Like technology is gonna escape. And he's like, explain me how the phone works. Like, I mean, by a Wi-Fi, I can't even imagine. This is amazing. So it's really to walk that guy through stuff for these 70. You might think, Vinnie. We've been talking about Stuttering John,

like this moving on, what's the next segment? Not even close. Our friends over at Revenge of the SIS. Last week, I played a bit where they were goofing on John. Well, they have actually received a cease and desist from John's attorney. Did you ever get one? No.

Really? They've won up me. Check this out. The dude from Revenge of the Sys, who by the way, those guys are gonna come on the show and call us, W-H-T-P, in a couple weeks. So we're really excited about that. My new friendship that's going on.

Check this out. You said to be a screen capture. It was a DM in Twitter from John's Twitter account, pretending to be John's attorney. It says, greeting, I write on behalf of my client, John Melendez. You have used his work without proper consent and in violation of federal and New York state law. Neat none of

these people are in New York state, by the way, not revenge of the CES, not John, whatever, immediately remove all of Mr. Melendez's videos from your YouTube channel failure to immediately comply will result in additional damages, additional damage, additional damage. Send confirmation of the videos that were removed, via email, and then it lists this attorney's name and email address.

So this is funny that the attorney didn't want to use his email address to send this. Or mail it like you normally would for proper legal chorus by the time he was like, you know, he was an obnoxious. How do I get the lot ahead on the Twitter? Like, he's right. There's no way they came from his attorney. Oh.

It was a D.M. from John. He doesn't care. So, I love these guys. These guys are amazing because they went on their show to talk about this. And I have some clips that I want to play. First, this is them talking about John's attorney sending them the DM. So that's how fair use works.

And also something else, John, if you're going to go after people without using, for using clips without their consent, you should probably stop playing clips from the Howard Stern show and the E Howard Stern show on your show. You see because, you know, John, it'd be a shame. It'd be a real shame because I don't know if you know this with this copyright system. They allow for tattle tailing. They do. Now, I would never advocate for this.

I would never tattoo a weak game star. Yeah, I'm kidding. But it's letting you know now maybe when you have 70 live people watching that doesn't seem to be a big issue for you John but it will become one. I love this video because they got this DM and didn't play any more John clips didn't do anything about his show just just rip. him for trying to threaten legal action. All of these guys do is goof on YouTubers. They have an attorney or attorneys. They've been through this before. John's fucking with the wrong people. Well, not a surprise that John is doing something

poorly. Correct. But what do you think his reaction was? Because you know he lists this. He's like, oh no, no, no, call Howard. Like you just see yeah right now. Oh wait. It gets even better So they go on and on about how John is actually guilty of what he's accusing them of doing but It even more so so here's an example of that He got an entire video and he wrote copyright He wrote copy right at the bottom look you're seeing it right here copy right stuttering John podcast. No, it's just a clip of the show It's the clip yeah, no, it's just a clip of the show. It's an hour. It's oh it's an Episodial whole episode of the each

Higher epistle John what are you doing John oh you dumbed up John did you have the explicit, what are you doing, John? Oh, you dumbed up. John, did you have the explicit rights for the e-show? John, you know, I had to go to copyright. Do you own them? You know, I'm a multiple time graduate of copyright school. Oh, you got to see the happy-tea friends.

Here on your two. Three friends, yeah. And, you know, I think maybe John should have to go back to remedial copyright scheme. Yeah, John. John, does your lawyer know? Does your lawyer know that you're uploading copyrighted material to the stuttering, John? I'm gonna have to ask you to cease and desist, John.

John! This guy is so stupid. He's got an entire episode of Howard Stern's e-show, an hour long, and he put his watermark over it. How stupid is this guy? How do I get that tea with the circle? in the word Stern's e-show, and I'll were long, and he put his watermark over it. I was stupid as this guy. How do I get that T with the circle? Like, it's so, wow.

It's unbelievable. The first time that they said something about us pulling clips, Royce was his co-host at the time. Not Royce from Revenge of the Sist, but Royce ran away, didn't he? Royce got the fuck out of there, because he realized that this was going nowhere.

And then he asked the girl from that other show to be his co-host, and she was like, no. Monique from Radio Gump, which is about as low as you could go asking for a co-host. It's some stuff and called me at, John. It's some stuff below, Vitty. And Vinnie's got a full-time co-host.

I promise you that. It's just every dollar to again, what I'm desperate. Exactly. So, what Jen from the Jiggle department decides to go to the gym. Which is at the gym, then I call Vinnie and say, can you pull five clips and we'll talk about TI. Wow, you've pulled 50, did I really?

I don't know. I like to pull five. Trust me. Trust me. I'm, we're good to go here. We've already gone way too long. The sponsors are upset. So they've just, and I was talking about when they were first complaining about this, Roy said, I don't care these point clips.

Roy's had a show where he was playing the Star Wars theme at the beginning of a show, which I don't think that's 70 years old, which is when like a copyright might run out. It's John Williams composed it. Correct. It's owned by probably Disney at this point. 100% owned by Disney at this point.

Shy Incorporation. All right. They actually own John Williams. He has the, he wears the goofy, I've cost him with the park. Correct. John Williams can't even hum that to himself, right?

Without getting a ce seat to sit. Bye bye, I think it's like uh oh oh oh. So they point something out because they just had this one goof like we played it last week. They had one video where they were showing John sucking it, YouTube-ing and they made fun of them. They played some clips of it, goofed on them. And this is what these guys do. But because fucking John can't get out of his own way, he had to set them a season to zest.

What did you do, John? You, what'd you do? Dezeased, livid, bloated, faced, lefty boomer. We probably were just gonna leave you alone. Like most things, we would have had some fun and we'd have realized, have a couple of laughs, we would have gotten over it. And then we would have moved on. But now, just even now, John. I love that part because I'm in the exact same boat.

I did a review of John's podcast, a review everyone's podcast, and then we just move on. We don't talk about it ever again. But John couldn't leave well enough alone when after us told us that we had a lot of John's podcast, a review everyone's podcast. And then we just move on. We don't talk about it ever again. But John couldn't leave well enough alone. One after us told us that we had no right to play clips and he was gonna take us down and threaten legal action.

And now I've talked about it every week. Yeah. And frankly, John, you're not taking anybody down. It's hard to get. Yeah. Lower than we are. All of our, where we get a lot. Oh, this is a great bit right here where they explain to John how the internet works

You want to see Chuck D'Sau is a clip from 1994 when I made Jackie left for two seconds. Why does it say you in the bottom corner? I don't think you own that John. Do you do you own that John? Yeah, John You shouldn't play copyrighted things John you shouldn't, JOHN! You shouldn't do that, John. I think you know better than that, John. Um, do you also... I want to welcome you, John. I know you're old and you don't know this.

I want to welcome you to the internet. Ffff. Um, I think we'll be your guides. Can I do it? Sure. Okay, Boomer. So, the last guy I want to play from Revenge of the Sys, where they just talk about how terrible John Show is.

He is another clip of me from 20 years ago. So sad. It's the saddest show on the internet, I think. You know what it is to have his lawyer friend from New York write a letter so he could copy paste it without making sure his channel was clear of the very same violations he's accusing us of? Hey Royce, I don't know if you know very same violations he's accusing us of. Hey Royce, I don't know if you know this, but he's not a smart guy.

He's a mongoloid, he's very duc. Yeah. John, you're out of your element, buddy. You gotta just retreat at this point. You're gonna crush everyone. On behalf of WATP, I'm prepared to make you a deal, John. Yeah, what do you got? If you just apologize to all of us.

Yes, we'll stop playing a clip. Yes. All you have to do is say, I'm sorry, I realize you guys are just screwed around trying to have a good time. I got a little too self-obsessed. Yep. I was a little too full of myself. You want to write a script for him?

Yeah. We can send him and just say, if you just read this verbatim, we'll promise to leave you alone. You want to just do that? Yeah. And then we'll start to leave you alone. You wanna just do that? Yeah. And then we'll start another show where we just make fun of Jon, but it's not W-A-T-P-E-T, so it does another show. Bingo.

Love it. This guy. It's got no apologize. And I wanna end the Jon segment there, because it's too much, we're talking about Jon too much, but are we? Because a new video just surfaced. Somebody posted our sub-raddit.

And it's from the Artie Quitter podcast back in 2016. Do you remember that podcast during the Quittie with Tammy Pascatali? Turns out he wasn't quitting very well. No, he was very much into drugs at that point. And I just had Tammy on my show a few weeks ago. I was gonna say, you're friends with Tammy Pascatali? Uh.

Well, friendly. She tolerated me. Yeah, but she's cool. Very. She's a good comedian. She is. And so it was already in Tammy and they decided to have Suttering John on their show.

What a great decision. And I just have a few clips to pull from this because as we know, John is obsessed with his friendship with Sartila. So this is like three or four years, like, at this point. And I just pulled some fun clips and I thought we're funny, starting with this one. And it's all just goofing out, John, of course. You know, both you and I, you know,

we've had, you know, tumultuous past with Howard. And I think that- What kind of past? tumultuous past. Is there an R in there? Or no. Why would you say tumultuous? Why would you avoid that word?

Why would you wear a jacket that hasn't fits into a 12? He bit back. All right, I'm on my hold for laugh and then we'll go. All right. So John's whole thing is he's always talking about how people are trashing him. Jaylenna was eight years old. He was funny. Then why don't I come on this show? It's always party trash in me. It's crazy. So this is what I've heard John say all the time.

I'm gonna guess it's the same reason you do a podcast. It's because you need attention from somebody. He says, Anthony Kumius trashed me. Already's trashed me. Howard's trashed me. These guys in Rochester are trashing me. He's always saying this shit. There's one common factor in all of these.

We're making fun of a guy who has no talent. Correct. That's why we're making fun of you, John. It's called low hanging fruit. If I were him, I would just look for a hobby. Right. So far, this is something. He's doing that already. But what I would do is like try to find something you can be talented Take piano lessons do something used to play music don't play guitar Something you can be talented at I'd be just to know what that list is. It's a short list playing spoons I don't know what he's gonna do just do something so John is talking to already about how they used to be on the road together doing comedy shows And you might guess that John remembers us more finally than Arty does Oh my god that left stage four already already you and I went on the road

We've had the best times in our lives, right? That's your perspective. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm fucking, you can't take a joke now. I'm fucking around. We had a blast. I'm kidding. We did. We had a blast.

And then, no, that ended. Yeah. And then, you got mad at me for ending it. I never got mad at you. You were a little bitter. So, when you listen to John on his show, he talks about how I made Ardea star. I put it by the show. And then, he goes, I already showed Ardea Star. I put him on the show and then he goes on Ardea's show.

And he's like, you remember you were pissed because I didn't want to bring in the rose me anymore? A key does, no. Ardea's mad that you didn't want to use me and any way, shape or form. Ardee doesn't need Suttery John on his comedy show. No. Have you seen Sutter and John stand up?

The video finally came out. I came out and then it disappeared. It's back up again. I watched it. Yeah, I watched it. Good, good. In fact, he doesn't write John stand up, the video finally came out. I came out and then it disappeared. It's back up again. Oh, good. Yeah, I watched it. That's good, good. In fact, he doesn't write his own jokes, does he? The revenge of the cis guys watched it,

and they do a review of it as well. And there's a lot of crowd work. He goes through a point where he's asking people how many kids they have, and it goes nowhere. He's just trying to set up this one joke. He goes around and he says, how many kids do you have? He's like, oh, we have two kids. Oh, okay, how about you?

Five. He's like, whoa, there's people have five kids. Wow, what do you, Mormon? Just the worst crowd work you've ever heard. And then probably 117 seconds later, he says, I have three kids. I'm a Puerto Rican disappointment. That was what he was building towards.

That whole time of doing crowd work. I mean, do you think that he could be maybe a host at the Carlson? And I might say maybe get a guest spot. Maybe a guest spot or I'm see a Thursday. Well, we went down that road to see if we could get John to the Carlson. We should talk about that.

Cause I talked to my buddy Mark about it the other night. Oh, did you? What do you tell you? Yeah, I went down to see Jimmy Schubert, who's phenomenal. And apparently they were looking for an amount of money that wouldn't work out. It's a big room, it holds a lot of people.

But the amount of money that John's agent, or whatever you would call that, thought they should make, Mark would have to charge 50 bucks at the door. Well, as the guy who made the phone calls, I can tell you that it was a very interesting conversation and the guy who was their manager, I think his name was Dante, very nice guy.

Okay. But I don't appreciate being treated like I'm a moron. I guess the way to say it. Do you think he's used to talking to morons being John's agent? Well, listen man, when you just announced a tour two weeks ago, on Twitter, on Twitter, please do not tell me that you're selling out

500 cedar rooms all the time. That's amazing. Just don't tell me that. That's amazing. Just say, hey listen, we're looking to do something. What can we work out? Many would have had a date. They're literally playing between him and Brian Duncomin.

They're literally playing restaurants that aren't comedy clubs for free. By $10 worth of food, and you could come in and watch their comedy show. Well, here's the thing. We weren't gonna book Duncomin and Melinda's. We were gonna book Ron Jeremy. This is part of me because Ron Jeremy's the only name

on this thing. I'll put him on the bill. Right. And if Ron Jeremy did 10 minutes, he'll still sell more tickets than those two guys doing two hours. Oh, great. So not to be disparaging,

yeah. But the conversations I had didn't make a lot of sense. Right. And then when I was trying to get down to a number, they just wouldn't answer me. Like, I'm like, what do you want for a guarantee? And they just wouldn't give me a thing. Right.

And then when they finally did a week or two later, send me an email with the number. It was like, yeah. Yeah, that's a mark. And he's like, I can't make this work. It wouldn't, it's a financial number. No one's paying 50 bucks to get into this job. And the fact of the matter is, for that money,

if we did two shows, maybe, but we're not selling did two shows, maybe, but we're not selling out two shows with them. You're not selling out one show with them. A couple W-H-P fans will be there like getting a goof in the corner, but other than that, there'll just be guys with post-abored signs

that say hot carol. That's all it's gonna be. Fan prank is guys gonna show up, we're flying him in. And like the agent is like a sub agent. So like he has access to people, but like he's not like these guys, maybe he's John's main booker. Oh, I don't think so, cause John just went on

to show recently and said, I'm gonna start booking my own gigs. Ah. Yeah, John's decided that this guy's not doing a good job representing him, Bitty, which I, you might agree with. I will say this, Dante really tried really hard. And nice guy, nice guy, tried really hard to tell me,

like, what a killer John was. Yes. He said, multiple times, John's a killer. He's a killer. And let me tell you, you're gonna love, you're gonna love Ron Jeremy, Ron Jeremy's great. John's a killer. And like, Dunkleman, I got no beef for Brian Dunkleman.

Yeah, he's funny. I think Brian don't come in is a great comic and a great guy. Yeah, no beef with him at all. I don't even have beef with John other than you entertain me to no end and I'm apparently infatuated with you. Right, we're obsessed with him, obviously.

It was just a little silly. Like I'm not a moron, guys. I'm not a complete idiot. You could have had a deal. I don't think he would have followed through with that. As soon as he saw that he was going to Rochester, he might have, no, I'm giving him too much credit. I thought that for a second,

he would know it was a game. He'd still take the game. He would still take the game. Yeah. He wasn't going to Gary Indiana for Christ's sake. He's like, what's the comedy club there? It's like, John, you don't want to go to Gary Indiana. It was sad, man.

That's so bad. So, Arty Goofs on John, because he just had played a comedy show that very few people had showed up at. Let's pull all the people out there. You get the other way. Let's go all the people out there. Let's go all the people out there at your gig.

I have their names right here Yeah, I know Oh, you're upset about that Johnny after the suicide. No, how many people are at the big show the other At the stress I already told you are the white night you're gonna like not on the air. We're not on the air Oh, oh interesting. Okay. There was a Wednesday night. It was a rainy night and it was me Jim, It was Wednesday night, it was a rainy night, and it was me Jim Florentine who I promoted, Modi as you know, Reverend Bob Levy, and not it was like like 40 50 people.

So what? There's a lot of excuses at the front of that, weren't there? You noticed that? I did. And the sad part is that there were three comedians all funnier than John. Yeah. So if it was just John, I would be people

going to show it up. Yeah. It makes it worse in my opinion. I mean, Reverend Bob Levy is playing a firehouse tonight probably, and I'll have 200 people there. Right. What dragged how?

They're going to leave angry, but they'll have 200 people there. You guys don't want to hear about me and blue cheese out of a broadsass. Dude, I went and saw Ardilang and Buffalo. Yeah. This is back in Howard's Cern hay day, Blue cheese out of a broadsass. Dude, I went and saw Arty Lang in Buffalo. Yeah. This is back in Howard Stern Hay Day,

where it was a packed theater. Carl had his nerve 95-1 T-shirt. I had my nerve 95-1 T-shirt. Cros was there with me. It was, I think Kevin was there with us. It was a packed theater. Reverend Bob leave you opening for Arty Lang. Everyone in the crowd is just yelling out

every Howard Stern reference that you could possibly imagine. And Bob Levy, I feel bad because people have said, you know, Bob Levy will do your show and all right, this is fast-forward to this part. Bob Levy comes up and his jokes are, and I'm not even exaggerating. This is his style of comedy. We're in a theater.

Yeah. Look at this guy's shirt. Hey, stand up. No, you in the shirt, stand up. Can you guys see this guy's shirt? That was the joke. I'm staring at you completely straight-faced. I'm not kidding with you.

That was Reverend Bob Levy's level of comedy at that time. No, was he on drugs? Of course he was. Sure, that doesn't slow a lot of comedians down. I know. I wasn't laughing. So I have a Bob Levy story. Please. Years and years and years ago, at this point, probably seven or eight, he played the joke factory when I was one of the the show managers. Yeah, and we were in charge of doing the marketing for it and so One of the posters I got made said hey Reverend Bob Lee to you heard about the opening anthem He's showing the Howard Stern show. Yeah, he pulled me aside because he's this hey listen man I really need you to take the Howard Stern show off of that. Oh really? He was told he was told he can't use that I so. Because he used to host the roast that they did

at Howard Sur, when they came to series like Sam, which were by the way brilliant. Yes. They had some of the best comedians on those roasts, and I believe there's some reason to hosted them. Zero animosity or bad feelings towards Reverend Bob Levy. I'm sure he's a great guy. But I just was like, oh, it's one of those situations.

Yeah. You had to fall one of those situations. Yeah. You had a falling out with those folks over there. You had to take that off the poster. Like I have a feeling he's getting a call from the lawyer. Oh, did you play the joke factory in Rochester, New York? You knew what you were weird about that, those that he was on Howard's turn. You can't say that you were on Howard's turn.

Yes, me to take it off. Speaking of name-dropping, this is a great bit from this show where they're having a conversation because what happened was they were goofing on Southern John's. Southern John goes straight to, well, you tried to commit suicide. And he tries to make fun of him for drinking bleach, make fun of Arty Lang for drinking bleach and stabbing himself. And it doesn't go over really well.

So then John, great stuff John. I know. So then John turns it into, well no, I'm just concerned about you for some reason. So he's telling the story about how concerned he was about Arty and this name drop comes out of nowhere. I called you when I heard that, before the bleach and everything and I said,

Arty, are you all right? I've heard that you're like doing a shit and you will like, I'm fine, John, thanks for calling. We had a long, beautiful conversation. Interesting enough, which is so weird. It was, I was on the way, I was actually in the parking lot playing golf in Bruce Jenner, I sure would. Wow.

What a rattle, man. After. This was after. This was like, what a name drop that one. Well, it was pre-Kateland But anyway, it doesn't it was just we're that's where we were the Painter's guy, but that's where I was and the way I was with somebody famous Jack it's cross throughout this episode. It's so great. God and you know already was just like yeah, John

All right, so John, they're goofing on John. Everyone's having laughs around it. And John decides, I'm gonna make this serious. I want to talk to, already about his suicide and his off drugs and is he gonna do it again. And at this point, already pleads with him to help him make his podcast interesting and funny. That's not what it's about.

But Arty, I care about you. What is it? Well, you're not, with the shows supposed to be funny, you're not being funny. Yeah, because I want to know what is it. It's because I want you to be funny. Be funny instead, because this is an authorization. All right, well, I'm just, I'm, I just,

I'll show you a joke. Look, Arty's literally asking his guest who builds himself as a comedian to be funny on his show. Can you please just be funny? We're trying to be funny on the show. Sorry I made fun of you. I know I goofed at you.

And now you wanna talk about my suicide as if this is a fucking therapy session, but it's not. Let's just tell jokes together. Or else, what are we doing here? I still don't think he understood that. No, John did not pick this up. Because then Tammy explains that, you know,

John gets this. He actually was just with a suicidal person the other night. He was with a girl who tried to kill herself last night. Oh yeah, I don't even tell a last. No, let's you wake up next to her. All I'm gonna say is what I'm gonna say. What have you thought about? You've never thought about it?

I'm just trying to say that I want I want I want already to live What did you have vision? Fucking hearted nailed it Thank God one person that pockets is trying to make it funny his joke is better than mine. I'm Man, that's why we just have that like right It's gonna pull it off here for ya.

Well done, Mr. Lang. You know what that means? It means it's time for... Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This cringe of the week comes from our friend, Brandon, who hosts a show called Shitty Song of the Week. And I'm in discussions with Brandon

to be a guest on their show. But that has nothing to do with this. Gonna play some isotopes. Wow. Oh. All right. So join us again next week and welcome to the episode. What's the matter?

It's a comedy show. You can't take it with people. Like a joke. Oh, Benny, I think you've got to go, but I don't you have a kid? You can't or something. When people take a joke, you told me to come here to be funny, Kyle. Where's your trying to be funny? Where's your gig tonight? Where's your gig tonight?

Syracuse Boston Syracuse New York City What's the name of the town you're playing it? Bruton Full disclosure I am played a firehouse tonight With the rubber bubbly with the rubber pop Lee's I'm seeing it. Yes Give it up for our headliner. Mini bubbly now. And the middle. You guys should come out with blue cheese.

There you go. You don't have what to do. I'm gonna walk out to the ice tops tonight in your honor. I love you. No, I love your band. I don't know why you kick shitty music like that. I was just fucking with you. I know't know why you kick shitty music like that. I was just fucking with you. I know.

So this is the cringe of the week. And there's a podcast out there called My Dogs Favorite Podcast. It sounds like this. Oh, by the way, this is not for dog owners. Like we've listened to shows that are for cat owners about cats. This is for dogs.

Not the owners. Not cat owners, about cats. This is for dogs. Not the owners. Not the owners, the dog. Hello you. I've got good news to that he's another lovely day. It makes me so happy to start the day off seeing your happy face. How lucky am I that I've been able to hang out with you before I have to head off. I'd stay here and stalk you all day long if I could. I know you understand I have to head out and get some chores done, but you know what much rather be here with you.

All warm and calm and cozy. But I know I can trust you to keep an eye on things here. All right. I got to stop it. I'm hard now. That was incredible But he's a zoo Hold on a second. This isn't a clip from your animal fucking. It's not show. It's not a zoo file podcast This is my dog's favorite podcast. That clip that you just heard, we played it for about 40 seconds or so. This is a five hour long podcast.

You leave, go to work, and this is what you play for your dog. Some British guy with a shitty beat behind him. Tell you the dog, I'm sorry, I got to go. That's a gatedy's porn music behind him. I don't understand how much someone would hate that I never told my dog I wish I was at home stroking you I know I got really sensual from it

Very odd a little weird guy was really into his dog. Yeah, in a way that I'm not sure I'm thrilled with All right, we haven't talked about Opie at. Who? There's this guy named Greg Opie Hughes. Oh. He used to be on this radio show called the Opie and Anthony show. Oh.

I don't want to play close from this show. I haven't thought about that show and so I'm just kidding. I don't want to play close from his show. I heard that Vic Henley was on recently. Mike Sappho sent me a note. Vic Henley was on recently. Mike Safo sent me a note. Vic Henley was on recently. People have asked me, we got to dissect Vic Henley a little bit more.

I just just asked him. I hope you're doing well. Safo. Whatever. Yeah. I hope you're doing well. I want to talk more about Vic Henley because... He'll hate him.

Well, I don't hate him. I can't figure out why anyone would book him to be on their podcast. He's never said anything funny ever. Not once. By mistake, you fall into funny from time to time. Not this guy. Can't figure it out.

Okay. So what about Vic? Well, I'm not gonna talk about Vic this week. Okay. Instead, we're gonna talk about Opie. We're not gonna talk week. Okay. And so we're going to talk about Opie. We're not going to talk about Opie. We're going to talk about people talking about Opie. There's a show called Street Fight Radio.

And somebody turned me on to this just today. And these guys decided to, when I mispassed away, which was a couple of months ago. Right around Christmas time, I think. Yeah. They went in and they listened to what Howard had to say, what Opie had to say, what Anthony had to say, and they actually, similar to WTP, pulled clips from these different shows and discussed their thoughts on I miss and what people were saying.

So they decided to listen to OP talk about IMS. And what's funny about this is that OP's video about IMS is one of those typical ones where OP's on the beach and he's just filming a sunset and talking and just going, Carl, I miss you. And Miss Chucarol. That's what he's thinking. And it sounds like shit and it's terrible

and OPI doesn't have a coherent thought in his head. So it's very difficult for him to actually entertain people with a podcast. But it's funny to me that they started off by listening because they wanted to know what his take was on Imas. And then when they realized how bad OPI's show was, they just started giving him career advice. They're like, holy shit, what's this guy doing?

And this is their advice for OP. Make like I miss. Again, this is Street Fight Radio. Like, OP wants to pivot and he wants to try this new thing. And I don't know if, like, his name is preventing him from getting a job in radio, but like, the guy, just, what he needs to do is start fresh. On Long Island, I'll bet you WBAB would hire the guy back.

And start fresh on Long Island. Don't talk about Anthony, don't talk about Jimmy, don't talk about Howard Stern, and just do a fucking entertainment radio show about show business news and politics and shit. You know? That's a terrible idea. Yeah, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Opie is the worst person to do that. And frankly, don't you think they've already received an application? Yeah, they've already reviewed it. He didn't get the interview. It didn't get past HR. That's an insane idea. They're saying that OP's podcast is terrible, but where he would be good is I'm the radio talking about pop culture. No! Not even a little bit. Not even close. So they go on to talk more about why Opie got into podcasting

and what he thought he was gonna accomplish. And they're talking about how all these ex-radio guys are gonna get fired. Look at these people who are really successful podcasting and go, wow, this is like the wild frontier. Let's get into this. But I think that like some of these guys want the freedom and they want the experimentation and they want the experimentation

and they see people being successful doing it and they think that they can then parlay that because OP is like recording his podcast in fucking restaurants with other customers there on like a Yeti and he's like, this is my experimental stuff I'm doing these like new experimental podcasts and it sounds like shit. I love it. I love that rational people all come to the same conclusion about Hopi. It's not

working. Not even a little bit. It's terrible. He's at a restaurant where people are just hanging out trying to eat and drink and And he's podcasting for some reason. Well, Opie, who obviously knows the business, has decided to stay the course. Karah, I know. That's what's amazing about this. Despite the fact that no one's listening anymore, everyone's goofy got him. He's like, I just got to get over this hump.

I bet everyone's going to realize how brilliant I am. Vity, I just have a good murder. I just can I just say something? Yeah, please. Fuck radio. I'm gonna stop, I bet everyone's gonna realize how brilliant I am. Vity, I just have a couple of murders. I just can I just say something now? Yeah, please. Fuck radio in general. I know, why would anyone go by radio? Exactly right.

Here's the thing, like if you could do an entertaining show, you could do an entertaining show on a podcast. He can't do an entertaining show. That's a good point. Why would you, going back to radio solve his problems? It wouldn't. Maybe his financial problems, but I think he's doing pretty well off. I'd just say, like if you follow anything at all, the most successful radio company in America is billions of dollars in debt. Yeah, and losing money every day, every day. Right. Radio is not the end.

And they've laid off everyone. They're not paying their talents. I got a guy who's been a radio producer for 30 years. I was hoping you were going to talk about this. Weas' producer was let go by I Heart Radio. Yeah. I own him now. And he works for a minute now.

Yeah. That's where we're at with radio. Yeah. He answers the B. I love that. All right. Calm down. We're going to get a Yeah. He answers the B. I love that. All right. Calm down. You're gonna look at that, Alan. We're gonna look a little bit too excited over there.

So OP is doing a show about Imas and then viewers often to goofing on Jim and Sam. You know, Jim and Sam took over the spot on Sirius and I love these guys' reaction to this. So that was his parting shot at Jim and Sam during his remembrance. The guy is a mess, right? Like he is just a destroyed person.

Yeah. You try losing your best friend. He was a massive log before a coward or he's best. Yeah, you listen, do you know what it's like to not be able to get free Cuban food all the time? That's tough. It's tough. Well, you may I can't just walk into the kitchen with a zoom recorder What's your guys problem girl? What do I let me do? I can't walk into just insult the wait staff Yeah, I sit there and wait for the chef to cook something for me

I can't go the racist name is because they grew up in a country that's not this all right The last thing I want to play from these guys, the Street Fight Radio guys, is they say this at the beginning of their segment where they talk about OP. Because as I said, nobody cares about OP except for me and you. Bullshit! How dare you? How dare you, sir!

Do you not know that WATP has devoted thousands of hours to listening to and reviewing OP radio? What's the name of their podcast? It's called Street Fight Radio. Hey, dickheads, you're on a podcast. It's not a radio show. I want to say this, though. I don't want to make enemies with these guys.

They have over 3,000 patrons are making 13,000 dollars a month that Patreon. That's so you chose. I'm available. I'm available. I've got a guy with 30 years already like, Mini-followed. From comedy to girls and guests. My name is Carl from WTP. We'd love to come on your show sometime. We'd love to come on and talk about old time. You know, we'd love to come out and talk about old people. We can talk, Opie. Howard, whenever you want to talk about it, I can hear you.

You guys are gonna start a real job. We have thoughts. See you in the real-time job. We can talk about that. We love all things, a radio. We love street fight, right? We'll fight each other. We'll fight right on the show.

We love it. All right, God, that's bad. I know. I couldn't believe that. I looked that up. I was like, oh, these guys have a big follow-up. I'm gonna shut up now. Yeah So fucking a weak streak fight radio what a good day

Oh Vinnie yeah, we've talked about almost everything we need to talk about almost almost all right I know that there's a very important thing we need to get to and that is vote change. This is the part of the show we talked about the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode. Vinnie will not be here. You're welcome. I will.

And this is what we're going to be reviewing. You got a gift, huh? I got you to get. All right. Got a gift. I'm going to give. You got a gift huh? I got you a gift man. All right. Got a gift. Let's be you guys. You coming gift son? Coming gift.

Bank gift. Bringing gifts huh? Yeah. This fucking nut son. This guy, that's a surprise for my birthday. I was gonna work that. Like, it's like, it's popping. That's your issue.

Oh no, that's the better one. That's it. Oh, that's fucking hell. That's a little high sweat. Goddamn. Came out that fast. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fast. Who made this? You guys? Shit. We made this shit. And did it. That's all good. We're breaking in town. Shit. I'll leave you. Are you living on scum? Yeah. Well, okay. Cool. Do you know what this is? No, but can I can I just point out that this clip

can not only is also eligible to be the teaser and the cringe of the week. Same time. Yes! Go ahead, what is it? For a number of reasons. This is Dennis Rodman's podcast. Oh.

This is a show called On the Rebound with Dennis Rodman. It's about relationships. I just want you to know that after listening to that, he could go on his show and discuss what Madonna's vagina looks like. And I still wouldn't listen after hearing that. Well you wouldn't know what he was saying. That's horrible.

You can't tell what he's saying. I don't think he knows what he's saying. Anyway, this is a suggestion that came in from my friend Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show. He wants us to break out a lot of celebrity podcasts and he's right about that. We should be because these people are terrible at podcasting. Dennis Rodman can't even talk and he's hosting a podcast about relationships, something that he's terrible at.

If he wanted to, like like pulling balls down from the board I'm about rebounded. Yes, I'd be like all right guys averaging 25 a game. I get it But relationships well, you've had a lot you said a few you could tell me all about Carmen electric If I did a Carmen electric for a fucking hour. I wouldn't shut up about it right so I guess he's got me there true That's a good point. So that's gonna be a lot of fun. Our friend Doug from Who's Right is gonna be on the show. We'll be breaking down.

I never heard of him. Well he's got a show called Who's Right, him and his friend Anthony. They talk about Who's Right, I don't know. I know who they are. I subscribe. I don't know what he's talking about. You know what I'm gonna subscribe to

is those the cis guys. The cis guys. The cis guys. Revenge of the cis. Revenge of the cis. You're getting a subscription from me, Power. I've subscribed to their YouTube channel. They are phenomenal.

I'll give that a lot. I'm looking forward to having them on the show in a couple of weeks. But the other thing that I'm really excited about is Vinnie, you and I are starting a brand new podcast. Even after this show, we're gonna continue to do stuff together. Oh, should we not?

Well, I don't know. No, this is a bad one. I can't wait to see the Reddit account. Yeah, should we maybe hold off on this until maybe this blows over? Or do you think we should play this? I said, it took a while for Chernobyl to blow over, so we might as well just go with the plan.

All right, let's just fucking go with it. So, Vinnie and I are doing a new podcast together called The Creep Off. Oh boy, oh boy. And I'm excited because this is a listener contest show. Correct. Listener interactive. Big time. Vinnie and I will be bringing who we think is the biggest creep

each and every week, debating why our creep is the creepiest creep, and then the listeners can go on and vote. And the best part is every week, you or I, one of us will win a point. Yeah, that's awarded by the listeners. Correct. We're keeping score on this one. The first one of us to get to five points wins,

the loser will have to spend the wheel of consequences. We're gonna have a wheel of consequences. We're gonna have a wheel of consequences. We're gonna have a wheel of consequences. And you know what else? And you know what else I'm gonna like? Obviously we get veto power on this, but we would like you. And if you wanna just start submitting to us

the things that you feel should be on the wheel of consequences. This is a bad idea. I've all listed it. I'm a feeling it's gonna be like Docks Car, Old Docks Car, oh my God. It's the good thing on the wheel, like,

fuck! I won this week, what the fuck? Why is this happening? But we're gonna have so much fun with this show, man. It's gonna be a short show. We're talking about 15, 20 minutes in episode. Yep. We're gonna get in and out.

We're gonna talk about some crazy people. And then we're gonna let the listeners vote. We're gonna do a better case. Hey, we're gonna do our damnedest to make it entertaining for you. Well, don't say that. I'm not gonna try that hard. And that's why I'm gonna get all the points.

I still put a lot of work at a W-A-T-P. I can't do much work at a discreet box. What you ought to do. Yeah. It's fine to guy who got fired by radio and make him do all the work. Yeah, that's what you ought to do. Right!

Why am I the one controlling all of this shit? Yeah, I'm gonna be good at it. Ha ha ha. Doesn't make any sense. I'm gonna do the show in my studio. Yeah, we're also very excited about that. We're gonna do it in a real studio. Are they gonna be webcams involved

or how's that work? I don't think so. I don't think people wanna see us. I don't wanna see us. I definitely don't either. Oh man, though, I'm looking at you now. I've been trying to... Why did you come over?

We're gonna do this over Discord. Why didn't we, why did you just tell me that? Seriously, I could have done this show from home. Dude, you had to drive eight minutes to get here. It's ridiculous. It's disgusting. So I am excited to do the creep off of you. I love this idea.

I used to do this as a segment on my old podcast years and years ago before I started working for a title shoot to thrill and the Rochester show. Yes, but I thought about bringing the shoot to thrill theme song for the show. I got to bring that back one of these the one you wrote. Yes, I wrote and and and saying yes, I've never hated the sound of my own name more than when it came out of your mouth hated the sound of my own name more than when it came out of your mouth. SIGGY. VINI PONDINO! You suck.

It was never used. It was never used. I didn't know how to tell you. I didn't know how to tell you. No, I think you told me pretty well. You're like, oh, this is terrible. Oh, alright. I tried.

But you know what? I gotta tell you something. Yeah. This shows it be so much fun. We hope that you all will join us on it. And, uh, yeah, definitely. It's gonna be a lot of fun. We'll promote it something. Yeah. This shows it be so much fun. We hope that you all will join us on it. And, yeah, definitely. It's gonna be a lot of fun. We'll promote it a little bit.

But also Vinny Hoast, the Communist, the Carlson cast, which is his podcast. He puts out every single week. And he likes to interview, who are there comedians coming through town? This week, I believe you had YouTubers coming through town. All right, no, they're real comedians. They are a part of the Dry Bar comedy tour,

which is out of Utah, a very strange thing. Clean comedy show, these guys drop more effaboms and most comedians I usually have on my show. On your show, the drama was, but not on the stage. Yeah, not on the stage. Interesting. They're good guys. I thought they got famous from YouTube though, no?

Well, kind of. Dry Bar is like a YouTube channel for comedians that do clean work. Yeah. And I'm gonna tell you this. Billions of hits, billions of views. My guest this upcoming week, Jamie Lissau. Oh, Jamie.

I love Jamie too very much. He's coming back into town. He did a video for them and he really doesn't fit that mold either. They're getting a lot of comics. It's pretty incredible. Good. So the next couple weeks I got Jamie Lissau.

I got Faizon Love Returning. Nice. And I got Pablo Franzisco. I'm gonna discuss with him, his epic meltdown. If you don't know anything about that, look up Pablo Franzisco meltdown on YouTube. Don't tell him I told you that. All right.

And then Steve O, so I got a pretty fun month coming up. Steve O agreed to do the podcast as far as I know. He's not big-timing you. No, man, Steve O's cool. It's so per Steve O worth listening to. I gotta be honest with you. I can't tell if he's so good or not. Okay, just like, I think there's been a lot of damage done.

Yeah, good point. Yeah. All right, so it's gonna be a fun month of the podcast. Well, that's exciting. Check out, come meet the girls in cast cast with your host Vinnie Paulino. They do a great job over there. And please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony. Party in the must-vis. Of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody.

Great job everyone. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.

I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Reveals, reveals, reveals, reveals. With Vic. Three hills, three hills With Vic.

Wap, wap, wap. Hello. Hey, Vic. How are you, buddy? How was the birthday party last week? It was really good. I held it for like too long and that fuckers like 20 pounds. So I did some weight lifting.

It sounded like a real story.. Sounds like a real story. Yeah, it was a really interesting car. It's a fucking one year old's birthday party. What do you want me to say? Like I fucking stole like five cupcakes on my way out. Like what else is there to say? Well, you could say sorry for missing your segment at WATP. Oh, go fuck yourself around.

For a one year old. You missed so many shows. I missed shows. Absolutely. I mean, I was up vomiting one night, and then I went kaya and dunk take over the show and talk about people who are attracted to children. It's actually, frankly, that was a good move.

It was a good move. That was hard to listen to that show. I mean WTP in general, right Is what I'm more so than usual Vic have oh did you have any things that you wanted that people wanted to ask? Yeah, do they send me questions? Yeah, as Carl depressed is one of them. Are you depressed Carl? When are you gonna divorce Jen for Vic? Is he gay? Carl, why are you such a dick? It crows.

I think you know the answer to that. Vinnie's being held captive. Should we call 911? Yes. Oh, the Boba Fett skateboard. Yeah, why do you have a Boba Fett skateboard? Well, did you see the thumbnail? And I'll go back into the, is he? Well, did you see the thumbnail? And I'll go back into the Is He Gay question.

Did you see the thumbnail I use? I also have a Stormtrooper and Han Solo. Okay, but like a skateboard carl, you're gonna break your fucking hip, you old man. Ha ha ha! It's still in the packet. I'm actually skateboarding on it. Okay.

It's a collector's item. Vic, do you have some new reviews that have come through or old reviews we haven't talked about yet? Yeah, I do. I miss you week, so I have a couple. Great. So this first one is trash. I've listened to 80 episodes, and I must say that this is trash.

The tease and voicemails, the only reason I listen, and it's ruined by the discord and recent episodes, one star, and that's actually five stars. So I have a feeling that they're saying that you're the one ruining these segments. I really hope so. Ruined by the discord. I think that's code for Vic. So I agree. Yeah. Well I'm really upset because no one has mentioned me like in the review. So I don't know man. You think she could ruin a segment? You should see her at a one year old's birthday party. I believe it. I believe it.

I don't know. You actually got quite a few one and two star reviews as well. I noticed that. There's a lot of fuck gives a two star review. I know, I noticed that person hated me the most. It was so weird. And that, honestly, maybe that's like the biggest FU. It is.

Because if they write something really skate and give you the two star, you didn't go through it. You just go one star, one star, one star, one star. Two star. And that'd go, oh, my soul. It did hurt me a little bit. I didn't even say, go ahead, Vic. Really the two stars, okay, the two stars

said do not recommend, no bueno, and that's fucking it. How did that hurt? Because it's two stars, like Vinnie said, it's such a weird number to give. It's definitely not average, it's below average. But it's not stars, like Vinnie said, it's such a weird number to give. It's definitely not average, it's below average. But it's not like there are someone who goes on just because one stars everything, like everybody else does.

They're saying it's not worth your time, right? Okay. That's how I interpreted it. Yeah, I agree with Carl. I think they just pick random numbers. This next one is come up with your own show. Two guys who sit around and find reasons to rag on current and successful podcasts can be called entertaining,

but only to insecure people. Regular listeners probably enjoy getting together with other people to make fun of people they are not which or are not in their quote unquote group, one star. I read that one too and I was thinking about the discord and I was like, yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, I've seen what these people talk about.

I think these people are reviewing you fairly. Yeah, so far, so far I already, quaps about this. Good segment, Vic. What else you got? Where's podcasts then they review it actually be funny or to listen to the podcast themselves and make your own riffs one star. See that's where they're wrong. They're very, very wrong there. I don't know. I don't I think that they might be right. If they listen to like shamelesses podcasts and just sit around with their buddies and rip down them, it might be funnier

than the worst thing to ask for a podcast. Well here's what I'm gonna advise listeners to do. Yeah. One thing. Do not listen to the Stuttering John podcast because you will become infatuated. We all do it. You can't help it. It's like that movie. What's the movie The Ring? Yeah, it's like that.

Yeah, you will be dead in five days. Yes. How can you die? I'm gonna die. The Stuttering John YouTube video. Can you please send me that real a thing of his YouTube video, just going completely crazy.

I can listen to that over and over again. It's amazing. Yes. Wow. Pump it in your car. All the hot honeys will be coming up to you. I might drive to Bruton. You're like a fighter, Syracuse.

Syracuse? That's Bruton. Outside of Syracuse, leave me alone. Such a bully. All right, what else you got, Vic? I have one, Syracuse. Syracuse? That's for a retarded. Outside of Syracuse, leave me alone. Such a bully. All right, what else you got, Vic? I have one last one. Not a funny show with very smart people, or with not very smart people, excuse me.

I'd love for someone to review their podcast because it's so bad, very poorly researched. And please stop using the R word throughout the show. One star, but not one, two, three, four, five. So he's probably retarded. That's my takeaway, too. Yeah, but one, two, three, four, five. So he's probably retarded. That's my takeaway too. Yeah, I guess not because they did get the one, two, three, four, five, correct.

I love it. They should get that part. I love when somebody comes in, they have all these issues with the show. Well, you know, this thing, that thing. And then it's like, also, I don't like the words they use. Like, oh, so that's what it is. Okay.

Now I get it. Well, I don't know, Carl, you haven't used kind in like a long, long, long time. You should have heard it when the mic's off and he said she's coming to do that segment again. That's fair, holy shit. Fair enough. I also brought in a couple of my favorite texts that I got.

Oh, great. Since my phone number is in the Patreon. Yeah, so I should set this up real quick. If you become a member of the WATP Patreon for as low as $5 a month, you can get VIX actual phone number, call her, text her, she will respond. She's that desperate for attention.

And I'm excited that you're going to finally start reading some text to us. What do you got? Well, this one, it was really weird, because he was like, hey, you're going to finally start reading some text to us. What do you got? Um, well this, this one, it was really weird because he was like, hey, you're, I think he called me like a retard or something. And then like 24 hours later, I get a picture of a fish, like a grocery store packaged fish and he said, oops, wrong person. That's actually pretty brilliant. Did you respond to these sex? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

The picture or the picture of the fish, I don't even fucking ask. That was very funny. That was the best thing you've ever done on the show. That was the best joke. Yeah, you peaked. Congratulations. Thank you, Vinny. When you can have me on as a guest on your stupid fucking podcast. Yeah, you peaked. Congratulations. Thank you, Vinnie. Yeah, sure. Um, When you can have me on as a guest on your stupid fucking podcast. I'd rather die. Oh, me too.

You got to call my producer. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Oh, fuck. Someone said I'll never be as cool as band practice guy. He's pretty right. Someone texted you that yeah, I get some pretty fucking like most of them are like hey like you did shit on the podcast segment I was like yeah, you right

Our listeners do not know how to hit on girls at all they don't their referencing fucking voice Nellers this how you're gonna win over a girl. Well, band practice guy is pretty cool. He is pretty cool, I agree. I agree with that. I gotta be honest with you, this is not what I was expecting to hear. The two was getting, like,

I know. I didn't expect she'd be getting pictures of fish. Yeah, I know, this is weird, this is weird so far. All right, what else you got? Or maybe she's actually never seen a penis and thought it was a fish. That's possible. That could be it too.

That's possible. It was a picture of a weird fish thought it was a fish. That's possible. That could be it too. That's possible. It was a picture of a weird fish. How many cockpicks have you gotten from WADP listeners at this point? None. Someone sent me a picture of like a breed of deer called a dictic, but that's the closest I've gotten. Well, what respectful people listen to this show. So we have absolutely flour.

Or, or a lot of small penises. Because the guy with a small penis says not texting a picture of his penis to people. Well, the trick is you gotta have good scale. You have to figure out the scale. Correct, I actually own quarters that are the size of pins. Oh, yeah, try it. Smart.

You guys have this problem. Oh yeah, no, I gotta figure it out, buddy. I set that down to the table and it just looks like a... Oh, my God. All right. What else you got? It was an awful noise. Someone said, good job. I said, thank you, kind.

And then he said, don't get full of yourself. Jesus. So. Can't accept the compliment. I did get a positive one. He said, I'll take you to Gary Indiana if you give me a chance and I didn't respond. You didn't respond to that? That's one that you should risk that that one could have gone somewhere. That one

way to been John. He's like I got a club date again. We're gonna I club. Club date... You sound cute. Yeah, so let's, you know, let's all the texts that really need anything. All the other ones are fucking weird and just like, oh, hey, retard, how you doing? Has, have you made any friends through this? Yeah. I don't want friends from this. Yeah. Good answer. So, if you haven't had enough Vic yet, Vic also called into the voicemail line and she was angry at the time.

God, more tension to you. What the fuck? What the fuck? Am I your fucking secretary now? I can't fucking believe it right now. I got a fucking text like 20 minutes ago that's like, oh Carl released his fucking same bonus of the photos. Dick, what the fuck do you expect? What the fuck do you expect?

Call the lazy mother fucker. Do you think he wants the fuck it's put up? Fucking millions of dollars. What the fuck do you expect? And then call. Hello, you fucking secretary. What the fuck is that? Tell me about fucking email. You're a bitch. I'm already the talk to you. What the fuck is that? Tell me about fucking email.

You're a bitch. I'm already the family fucking issues. Oh my gosh, that's the fuck I have. I love you. This kid may not love you all. All right, so Vicki cut out there for a minute. What were you talking about? Do you remember?

I literally don't remember that boy's male. That doesn't surprise me. I need you to give me Vixen up before you leave. I'm gonna send her the weirdest text message I could come up with this week and I wanna see if she could figure out who it was me. Are you gonna send her shit that Woody Bataglia sends to his fans?

Who? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. You could see my statement about it in the Rochester city newspaper. Yes. We're looking forward to that. Oh good.

Vix strikes me as the kind of girl that gets black out Jerunca lot like I'm a guessing that she literally does not remember leaving that voice That checks out she doesn't remember the one-year-old's party. That's true They probably gave her a bag of potatoes and put her to church like I have the baby So true actually ever gotten black out drunk, but I just, I'm retarded and I don't have a good memory. Why, you just lost a lot of points with our listeners. I know. I know.

Here's a guy who wants to chat with us about Stuttering John. What's up guys? I just heard you playing my clips on the podcast about I'm the hater who've listened southern john so you guys don't have to I listen religiously because I hate that motherfucker Would love to talk to you guys about how bad he is You're doing it right now, buddy Is he masturbating? And his career, and he certainly sucks in a podcast. Dick Baston had a bit where you had a decided someone would have just been exercising

or if they were jerking off while leaving a voicemail. This one could go either way. Well, I'm just going to say this. It's really amazing to me how many infatuated fans John Mojita says. People are into it. They just love them. I'm sure how I connected you guys. I listened to his one he did on the YouTube live. I actually was putting in comments on his channel. And we can end him. Well yet 82 listeners and 80 more of them just weren't a freaking blast that freaking fake Mensa. I killed it on jeopardy and will fortune that motherfucker didn't kill anything he sucks

but I would love to to be like a weekly contributor about the how bad starting jobs sucks trying to remember though the worst things he said this weekend. It's not a great audition. You can bring him a new podcast, Carl. I'll probably take some call you back. I get it. I think you should think about it. I mean, can't be worse than Vic.

Oh, come on. I wanted to tell this guy. He wants to come on and be a contributor. It's happening, dude. It's happening. There's a voicemail. I just did it. You nailed it.

He called back later. I really love it if a human being would talk to me. I like to talk into these machines, but no one's talking back. He called back a day or two later. Shocker. And so he called back a bunch of times. But this is the only one I'm going to play. What's up, guys? King of all starting John haters here calling you again. I'm sure you're way ahead of you, but I listen to the starting John shit. so you guys don't have to with my updates and the last two YouTube live episode. She's done Which

Always amazing me that he would actually do something live because out of his 76 listeners 75 Fucking hate him and you're to use that Joe destroy him the whole time. He just want to make sure you're ahead. I guess. Anyway, you'll have multiple things to pick from you to live shows. The other thing, there's a snippet of his awful standup that he's been trying to block from people for years now flowing around internet with him playing at a barbecue joint. I think he's like a yeah. Yeah. California desert. I want to play that whole clip because I must have put it on the board for a reason but there's a zero energy there. I would rather listen to the chat. I show a good. Now listen, hold on sir. Fact of point here. Try breathing before you

start a sentence. Not after every goddamn words, sir. Unless you're attached to a machine, there's no excuse for that. I poor Vinnie checked out immediately when I started playing that voice, Mal, You just started fidgeting with shit Your phones out. You're so bored. That guy sticks. Yeah, no, man You got to bring a little bit of energy to the show Listen car. I've been podcasting for three hours straight nice. I look at more shit going on. Oh my god Listen, I know you just talked about Stuttering John for an hour to have. But, you know, he did a YouTube video that wasn't very good.

I thought I'd let you know. Why don't you call in when he does something good? How about that? When Stuttering John does something good, call us. Well, have you on the show when Stuttering John becomes famous again? I'm trying to get on that mass, sing a show. The mass singer. Did you imagine Jennifer Carly's like,

I bet it's Suddory Jen. I bet it is Suddory Jen. I'm telling you so that if I were him, there's only one side I'd have him sing. With my generation or Betty in the Jets. Very good. Bob, Bob, Bob, Betty in the Jets. It'd be perfect.

All right, this is the guy who points out something that I say a lot that you actually said today. Did not on the show. Carl, you give me a fucking aneurysm every time I listen to this goddamn podcast. Every time, every time somebody else has the same clip that you do on their board, you're all like, oh yeah, that one too. Oh yeah, that one too. Like, you need a little ass pad because you can also point out the funny things in the podcast. You're mainly a fucking mad dog.

Followed the guy. All right, I'm sorry. I feel bad now. He's right. I did. Well, I do it all the time. Right. And I, listening to that made me refu- I'm like, why do I do that? There's a reason for it.

It's because I'm trying to buy myself time to look for my notes Because when I play somebody else's clip, I don't know what number it correlates to my notes. Solid point So I say I had that clip and meanwhile looking through like what number was that so I know what I wanted to say about it I really like how you're tearing down the curtain pretending to be organized. That's very good Vinnie, I'm nothing of that organized and drunk All right, here's another voicemail. Hey, Carl, Monday morning, work it back here. You should have signed off from that dick mess

this episode with Fleet Whist, every pony. That would have been funnier. That would have been a wittier thing to say than sleep well, everybody. All right, so we're given one voicemail collar, a good job, gold star props. Well, anytime someone points out that I'm not as good as I should be, I'll play it out the show. It's why Vic actually has a segment on the show now.

I thought that was because of the drunk laziness again. Possibly. All right. Very possible. Are you rethinking this whole creep off podcast that we were gonna do? You looking at me very differently now, I'm going I'm rolling with Vic for the first time. So we should we should get her out there actually I'm taking battalya With that one hey listen, I can't wait to see the reddit stream with you guys Google this kid right now. Yeah Can you spell that Woody? What is it?

B-A-T-T-A-G-L-I-A. He's having a bad couple of days, kids. One of the things that I do on W-A-T-P is I watch the Sabers game. If they play a Saturday afternoon game, which they do, like, I don't know, 10 or 12 times a year. Sure. I'll be watching the game while doing the podcast.

People will love it. Rockchester. Listen buddy. I get notes all the time and that's what people listen for. They want to know when the saver scored, what's the score of the game, how much time was left in the third period? These are important things people need to know. Here's why I listen. I want to make sure that Opie didn't get good. I want to make sure that the savers are played. And I want to know how to pronounce words and grin like an idiot. That's why I listen. We do all of that for you buddy. I love you. You're the best. Vic, if you had to point out who your rival is on W-A-T-P, who would that be? Oh fuck. Probably being practice guy, I'd fight him.

Interesting. Okay. I thought maybe you'd say Franny. Because it seems like you and Franny have a thing and of course Your number one celebrity caller friend dresser. Yes friend dresser called into the show again Good hey there Carly through with franny I'm sorry having called in for a while. It's fine pretty busy getting fucking killed by me so That's fine. Pretty busy getting fucking killed by me, so the pedophile. I decided I just needed to take a little bit of a break. I actually vacationed in Wuhan, China about a week ago.

It was actually pretty nice. It was a good time of year there. I didn't get ripped once. The diabetes being is just pretty small though. So, didn't really have to worry about feeling it in the morning. Sorry, Carl. I think I'll throw calling out against him and check her DMs later. I'll send you a little bit of my candy. I love you, Chronovae.

I'll call you back later. Vick, you know that they have coronavirus in California, right? Oh, yeah. No, it's, it's right there. I'll probably get it by next week. No problem. You know grinds my gears.

I'm just going to throw this out there. If any of you do stand up comedy at all and you're working your way up the ranks. Yeah. And I hear you do a coronavirus with a lime joke. Yeah. I will murder you with an X. Well, you should... I went to an open mic for the first time in like a year.

Oh, that's right, you told me that. And I heard three people do a joke. No! Oh, sorry. I digress. I get so sad. I get so sad when comedy's bad. I went to a bar in New York City a couple weekends ago,

and they had, you know, they had those glow-in-the-dark signs where you write their drink specials on it. It was a drawing of a bottle of corona with a virus thing around it. You're all so witty. Yeah, guys, that's the joke that's obvious. You shouldn't use that one. Correct, it's not good.

I want to hear more about this open mic. Was it as bad as the voicemail segment at whtp It's about the same energy bro Listen, I'm not gonna I couldn't even believe the host of this thing man like I couldn't even believe How bad it was and I was just like I have like three new bits I'm working on I just wanted to get some shit out of my mouth. How did you do fine? You didn't need a left. Okay, God I just don't understand like what is passing Whatever this next guy I'm old and cranky all the comedians. I loved her dad All right, here's a voice mail

I loved her dead! Alright, here's a voicemail. Apparently the podcast that we did that's a bonus episode about Zufilia is not something that people enjoy. Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl. Listen buddy, love the show. I do, I listen every week. I'm about half hour into the recent bonus episode, Dick Masses and Episcopal Love the Stuff You Do With Them.

You guys have great chemistry. But buddy, I can't listen to another episode of people talking about sucking dog dicks or fucking minors. Can we do something only slightly less disgusting the next time? Maybe like a scene? Conan O'Brien show or something along those lines. Something that's only a little bit worse. I'm curious, open the podcast. It's like it's not fucking dog dicks dude come on. Anyway, I'm gonna keep listening but like you know I don't respect myself so you could do us a favor a little bit. Maybe throw us a bone for a week or two. Not a dog bone or a dog bone or just give us a little bit better man.

Come on. Anyway, keep up the good work. I don't want to hear any more of those shows about icky stuff. People having sex with adult women. I don't want to idea that. Honestly, I've heard this a lot from people that these shows were just despicable people. It's not really in the same league as like OP-Suxed podcasting.

Well tune into the creep off. You're really good at it, Charlie. Oh, it's great for creep off is where we can talk about all these things. That's where it's at, baby. Yes. I am gonna get away from these people who fuck children and dogs.

I think that's enough of that. Probably so. Vic, will you still listen to the show even though we're not gonna talk about those subjects anymore? Only if Franny keeps calling in. I'm Franny's dying. Sorry, hon.

Franny's not gonna be with us much longer. Hate to break the news to you. Me either. All right. Here's more about dog snatches. Who's eating dog snatch on WATP? That's a good one. That's very funny.

All right, well done. One more voicemail to play. And what happened was the sabers were, they're out on the west coast, they were playing the Colorado avalanche. On Wednesday night. And I get a tweet from someone who says, I will bet you $10.

Either you subscribe to my Patreon or I'll subscribe to yours, that the avalanche win by two goals or more. So that, you sports putters out there, means I'm taking the sabers plus two, which is a ridiculous bet you should not make that. So I'm like, all right, I'll take that bet. And the sabers lost by one. So I won my bet and I'm very happy about this.

Carl, so I've dude is DC. I'm that shit with that made you that bet for two months worth of patronage. If the abs beat your fucking layman savers by two on a night when the savers were only half that shitty uh... anyway did i've been a patron of you more than twelve hours now and i've already exhausted all your bonus content so

you can't get you want to keep me in april that starts creating some content or come up with a better bet. Although I guess you only have two games in April before the savor season is over. So we'll see about that. Don't come back. Just tweet me. Your Muppet voice doesn't come through in the tweets later. That's a word I'm making the playoffs joke at the end there to non-hockey fans.

I think that's interesting because what this person is saying is I re-watched and we became a patron because I lost a bet. And then within 12 hours, listen to every minute of content that we put out. Apparently. Yeah, you're the problem. Yeah, apparently it's pretty good.

Apparently we have some good content out there. You should sign up for our Patreon. I mean, Vic, obviously, you're a subscriber to our Patreon, right? Yeah. I like that she lies like that. It's good. Yeah. It's the, it's the yes and that I like about Vic. She understands improv.

It's the yes and that I like about Vic and hate about improv. It's amazing. Right. Vic, thanks so much for joining the show. Many thank you so much for coming over. You're welcome. Good luck at your gig tonight. Ruhr Ted. I'll leave everybody with this fun clip. Oh, hold on.

Before you do. Yeah. We want your ideas for the wheel. Yes. We creep off. You know what? Tweet them at me at Vinnie Paul. You know, I will compile a list.

I literally have a wheel that you spin with dry erase marker that we can write all these in. And we'll film the actual spinning of the wheel. Yeah, and we'll also film the consequences. Yeah, I'm not doing, your suggestion was, I was just watching a car in a speedo. Loser has to watch the other person's car. A speedo. I'm not fucking doing that.

Why not? So, are you ashamed of your body? Yes, eh, yes. And B, do you know what people would do with that footage? Ha, ha. Just love yourself before Carl, it's fine. Good point, yeah. I gotta get a little bit of a job going.

Yeah. Just take one of those four empty beer bottles you have in front of you stick them in here at speedo. There are six. That's not exaggerate. I'll leave you with this from our friend, James. This story is about a place that me and my family have just recently drove through and I've been a resident of Indiana for most of my life and this is a story is simply called Gary and Deanna. Today's story comes from Shadow Dorman. That's Shadow DOR-MIN on Creepypasta 499 views rated 4.5 by 18 users with three comments. It's simply called Gary, Indiana.

Everyone has probably heard about Gary at some point in their lives, whether through passing conversation, travel guides for the worst destinations in America, or just because the Jackson 5 lived there. Hell, there's a threat here on Reddit every other week about how all for the places. If you're somehow uninitiated, Gary has around 78,000 residents. They also have one of the highest murder and crime rates around. The place was booming around 1960,

but since then has lost over half the population and everything is rotting. Everyone thinks that Area 51 is where the government keeps all the secret stuff. The UFO stuff, the thing is there, is child's play compared to Gary. This is where the government keeps the big guts. Shit not even presidents gets to know about.

When I was there, the two big projects were genetic manipulation and interdimensional travel. They were making monsters and bringing them in from elsewhere. They managed to keep it all secret because nobody wants to go to Gary anymore. Everyone in the town itself is paid by the government, employed to make the place look as awful as possible. They're basically given free reign to run a mock as they please, murdering and maming whoever they want. This is why so many people don't missing in Gary. They want to make sure to keep the idea that you shouldn't go there so some agents will set up road traps around the town to catch travelers. The poor souls that get captured either

get used in the experiments or get fed to them. What a weird story that was. I uh, I did enjoy it though. Really weird. Very very strange and it just makes me wonder who is this guy. He said he didn't, he's not American. We can we can be assured of that because he said, lift instead of elevator. I've heard many stories about people going to Gary and getting lost and an officer or somebody stopping them and rerouting them.

But the thing is, these people have came back home. They live to tell me the story about being turned around. In Gary. you