Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep196 - On the Rebound

Episode Date: March 8, 2020

Dennis Rodman is terrible at talking and communication in general. He also hosts a podcast. Our buddy Doug from Who's Right joins the show to try to "guess what" Dennis is saying.  In this episode we do not talk about Stuttering John and his new cohost Vince so don't bother listening to this if you're either of those guys. We do talk about Opie, Vic Henley, and Sheamus though. http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://whosright.libsyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dumb bow John no self-awareness no talent doesn't realize that the reason he puts out a shitty product It's not because of negative hate. It's really does no show prep. He's a bumbling truck in buffoon and has zero talent It's showtime W-A-T-P-W-A-P-P. Hello back slappers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that gets a shout out to every Patreon supporter every single episode. I'm your host, Carl with me this week. Star of the Who's Right Podcast. It's our friend, Doug. It is great to be back, your Carl. Thanks for inviting me back on. It's awesome to have you back. Please go to whoarethese.com to get our email address,

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on the rebound. This was a suggestion that came in from our friend Duru Lane. Doug and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other before him. Let's get into it. This is a podcast hosted by Dennis Rodman, the NBA's greatest rebounder of all time, and also well known for his escapades to North Korea and all of the work that he's done in mending the relations that we have here in the US with the North Koreans. You know what he's not well known for? What, talking?

Talking. Yes, this was fucking unbearable. I just, I just wrote a note for myself. I just said, Dennis is a stutterer and also very stupid. Oh, my note says, Rodman has the IQ of a cum sock. So I'll let you get it started. If you have a clip, you think sums up the show for you now. This is a podcast where he has a couple on his show and the rebound

is a play on words. It's about relationships. So the clip that I had that summarizes the show is actually the intro is my it's my number one. Okay. What's up guys? Drod here. Dennis Rodman. Man. Guess what? Another episode of what on the rebound man my new podcast man check me out man every week so new week baby watch this I got a really special guest with me today man my girlfriend Bobby's joining me today man who gets me going to do man we have a good time today what do you think baby English motherfucker do you speak it so I took the liberty of transcribing that oh great and. And I sent it to our buddy Bob who was he's very articulate is a very good speaker. I sent it to him to read it. So what it was sound like what a

say an educated white man might sound like saying the exact same thing. It's my number two. Oh great. What's up guys? D-Rod here. Dennis Rodman, man. Guess what? Another episode of what? On the rebound man, my new podcast man. Check me out man. Every week it is a new week baby. Watch this. I got a really special guest with me today, man. My good friend Bobby is joining me here today, man. And guess what we're going to do, man? We'll have a good time today. What do you think, baby? You don't even talk into that. Do you know what's brilliant about this? That's the only part that's pre-recorded where I think he gets multiple takes at it because that

kind of gets popped into the show in post. The rest of the show is him trying to mumble and stutter and stammer through a conversation with strangers. And that's where the gold of Dennis Rodman really comes out. I have an example of that and I call this just he's such a natural conversationalist. He's asking the guest what he does for a living. So what you working? Oh shit, I work two jobs. I work for LA, USD and I work for a juice bar for real, but I also do music,

like music's my main shit, but I wear multiple jobs and shit. I hustle, just do whatever I can. I'm a hustler, huh? Yeah, there's going to be a... Yeah, man, what do you do as far as besides music and you work at a, you say you work where? The LA here. LA, USD.

I work out in LA. And back and forth, back and forth all the time. So you drive on a time, huh? Yeah, it sucks right in that traffic. Yeah. Oh, man. He doesn't know what drive on time. Yeah, it sucks right that traffic. Yeah, oh man He doesn't know what to talk about this is what the show first started you would think you'd have a couple things to ask the guest Hey, what do you do guy names off three things he does okay? Okay, so what else you do? No, man, I work

What else do I just say I don't know what else do, but I like this guy Dane is his name and Actually, let me play that quick clip. He asked him what his name is and then makes a guess at what his name is afterwards for some reason even though He just told him. Well, you learn all this kind. Yeah, well, okay cool. What is your name? I'm Dane Dane Dane a dane Dane of the best DAY in okay, Dana, okay. All right. Is anyone's name, Daint? Why would he even guess that? Wait, did you say your name was Daint? No, nobody's had that. Why would you think that?

It's on a day. So the episode that I listened to, he was interviewing a couple. It's a, I guess, a straight white male, maybe not straight, whatever, I don't know. But his girlfriend is non-binary. Oh. And it's an hour long of this guy trying to explain what non-binary means over and over and over. It's must've been amazing.

Can I just say real quick, Doug, that there were multiple times that I was losing my shit. I was laughing so hard at this podcast. It almost had that Michael Rappapura factor. I'm like, I think I've been enjoying this. I'm really laughing hard. Not, I'm not laughing with anybody on this show. It's not meant to be funny,

but holy shit, there's some moments where you're like, is Dennis this fucking stupid? This is amazing. That's weird, I have the exact opposite reaction. Okay, so start with my number 12. All right. They definitely have some issues with their own set of genitalia.

And so they're mostly into the backdoor stuff and not necessarily. Backdoor stuff's good though. It's good. Yeah, I mean, it's just something I gotta figure out. Yeah. So like I said, that was the intro into him explaining that his girlfriend

doesn't like vaginal sex, only butt sex, and she's non-binary. And that kicks off with number eight, that's Rodman starting to get confused by what this all means. Does his girlfriend have a vagina? Do you even know? Okay, all right. What about your girl, man? What's going to be this whole thing?

What's going to be your new girl? Technically, they're not a girl. Please, we don't have to know. They're not a girl Please Binary so technically they don't go by girl. They're both both genders Wow I'm just gonna figure this out. Oh, this is awesome. Okay, so jump into good number 10. Okay This is they because like she or he that's the that's the turn

I just say it's they because like she or he that's the that's the turn. No, no, no, hey, this is the first show with something like this because I don't know what you're trying to say right now, but you get my audience around the world. What you're trying to say and why are you doing what you're doing? Okay, so you think this far in now he's got the understanding of what they means in the context of this conversation. Yeah, you would think. Number 13. Okay.

What is the difference between having sex with a normal, regular girl or a woman compared what you're doing today? I mean, tell the people, what is your significant other is? I mean, is she, he, she, what? What is there? she, what? There's a, this is amazing. Okay, and then, so at this point, the guy,

I think his name is Dave, I don't know, he's starting to get kind of frustrated with Dennis. Yeah. And Dennis says, please just explain it. Listen to how many times Dennis says, just say it when he's trying to explain what's going on, number 16. Okay. By the way, getting frustrated with Dennis, this is a common theme on this show. Every single person is frustrated with Dennis. You know, I deal with what he's saying. Dennis doesn't

know what he's saying. It's great. You know, to find this, let's tell me, she, he, they, what, it's not just, let's just say it? It's not just confidence. Just say it. Yeah, it's confidence. Just say it. Yeah, it's just confidence in how that plays out in every aspect of life, you know, decision-making. So the other comment that I have about Dennis Rodman, I'm pretty sure he has threats, too.

It's not just that he's a stuttering moron, but he just he blurt shit out all the time. And it's so frustrating to listen to. Yeah, so there's a couple thing that that he blurt out quite a bit, which is guess what and watch this. Yeah, play my, play my number four. Okay. Guess what?

Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?

Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, that's amazing. That's, we played last week, we had podcasts with TI, and TI wants to make sure people know what he's saying, and knows what he means, and can dig it. But this is weird slang to have in this community, guess what, I've never heard anyone else say that. At least gives somebody a space to throw out a guest there, you know? Guess what I'm gonna talk about, and then I can just get right into it.

Can I play you a quick example of this, where he says something, so this woman shall be as on the show, what he does is he interviews the guy, then he leaves and he interviews the girl, then they both come together and he interviews them both together as a couple. And I guess the point is they're trying to figure out where the sticking point is in their relationship, are there any issues that they're experiencing. So this woman comes in and she explains that she works in a cafe at her college.

And Dennis throws this out there. This couldn't have less relevance to the conversation. It makes no sense. It comes out of left field, and it's very much this guess-what type of question line that he has. You know, no, they don't know, right? Yeah.

They don't, they don't, they don't, they put in to lose weight with fat people, having coffee with butter. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that, but I don't know to worry about that. You told me that. I said, anyone for change you got to have it.

Sorry. He should like that, you know, fuck it, you know, I don't know. You know, so we always say, yeah, but. Guess what, Doug, guess what, Doug, guess what? Doug, guess what? You know what they're doing for fat people? They're putting butter and coffee. So I've got another great example of that.

They were talking about a bar in LA or something where they are now allowing Gaze to come in or something. Okay. But he drops in a question there, number 17. It's not relevant to the conversation in any way. I guess what about 20 years ago they went on to let straight people in the building. Right. Right. But now it's all good. It's what you know, right? Absolutely. For this amazing thing, when it took for you, I'll show you a clip about some, you know, guys putting fisting, guys ass. Boy. That escalated quickly.

You jumped up a notch. The dead didn't it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's wrong with this fucking guy. I got an example like that because in the show that I listened to, the way these two met was that the girl was dating this guy's friend. She broke up with his friend and then started dating him. And now she thinks poorly of her ex-boyfriend

who's still his homie. But that is for some reason talks about that guy fucking her. What you're saying is that this guy was in qualified. Oh, not at all. Okay, so this is so. I have standards. So you have standards, right? Yeah, so would you lay down the guys on top of you? You have standards dude

You have standards you know, you know what I'm standing sorry, don't just say you lay down and top that loser And this way that he just pound you huh For this poor girl, she's 21 years old. She goes out in this podcast to talk about her relationship FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE!

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on the receiving end of these questions, trying to think how would I answer this? Yeah. So number 14, I would like to know you, I would like to, you to pretend that you're sitting across from Dennis and he asked you this question, I wanna know how you answered. Okay.

Right, absolutely. A difference between course dressing and transgender and transgender, how you want to do it, it's amazing when you see it, do you believe it or do you want to go there? What do you think? I think the answer to that is Star Wars skateboard is how I would answer that. I got another one of those is Star Wars skateboard is how I would answer that I got another one of those is number 15. Okay. Yes, it's lovely gurios. I don't know what she looks like or whatever I remember the same. What would you do if someone in that stage of their lives Then all of a sudden come out and say okay, you know, you know

Um, and I don't know what it's playing it, but what would you do if you saw it and got out the clothes And I don't know what I explained it, but what would you do if you saw it in a lot of clothes? How do you answer that question? I have an example of this too, because at the end of the show, so he's talking to the couple, and he wants to wrap it all up. And so he asked a question of them, and I promise you I did not clip any of this. This is the entire question. So what'd you think, guys? I mean, what's the image of him?

I mean, together forever or more like? There's no other question. That was how he had to do it. How the fuck do you answer that? Yes. The answer's always yes. The answer's always yes. So this number six is him asking. It starts off with some horrible mouth noises. Almost like his maybe his lips are a little bigger than normal. I don't know.

But anyway, Doug from whose white. Number six. San Diego one part. Ocean side. Ocean side. Right, right by Camp Pendleton there. You ever see those people on the border? Oh yeah. Kind of weird, right? It's very weird.

What do you think? What the fuck on that? That would be people on the border? Yes. Well, what do you think? That would be funny for the lips smacking alone. But then he actually listened to the question, like, how do people not just walk out of their

mid-conversation and just go, okay, obviously there's a hidden camera somewhere, I'm done, you got me. So I have to play, I have a little bit of a package here. But he starts off by asking, Dane, what's the biggest issue between you and your girl? And their issue is they live 70 miles apart as you're about to find out. Anyway, so between you and you, between me and you are between me and your girl,

what's the issue between you and her? I mean, what's the main thing that between you and her? I mean what's I mean we don't have no real issue I mean, what's the main thing is it's bought that bothers you a lot probably the distance. She stays out in Santa Clarita and I'm out here What's that like? Was that it? You know where six flags is? Oh, it's way to fuck up there way to fuck out there I'll be job in there every fucking way so you know to put it's good Okay, so he explains that she lives near six flags, there's a way out there.

And then do you remember that SNL skit from, I don't know, over a decade ago, the Californians? You ever watched that? They used to do this soap opera bit where it was these Californians. And what people from LA do is they start talking about driving directions. You can't just say oh, she lives near six flags

You have to explain which expressways you would take to get there, which is what they go into next. It's up to five Yeah, you can take the four or five to the five all the way down there. Yeah, two four or five to the five do that to the 14 to the 14 That goes be a Sacramento? So they explained exactly how to drive to this guy's girlfriend's house, which is a great, very good information. And he goes, is that out towards Sacramento? Now, we're, they're in Orange County. Sacramento is over 400 miles away.

So he says, is that out by Sacramento? He's like, well, I mean, it's in that direction. You mean North? You mean it's at North? Yes, it is. You drive north. They just explain every fucking street that you turn on. And then he says, is that near Washington state?

Like, no, but if you kept going, yeah, I guess you'd eventually. So then he brings on... How far is it from Gary Indiana? That's what we need to know. So then he brings on this girl Shelby. And the first thing, because the only thing that he remembers from the conversation with Dane is that

she lives near six flags. So he immediately asks her about the amusement park. Now remember, Dane said that just as a geographical reference, just so you would understand if you lived out in California out in that way, you'd go, oh, the six flags up north, okay, I know where that is. And then he answered this. Well, well, well.

The 70 mile girl. 70 miles. 70 miles, huh? Yep, 70 miles. All right. What do you prefer, Disneyland or the six flags? No. I've honestly never been to six flags, but I hate Disneyland. What do you prefer? Disneyland or sex flags? I've honestly never been to sex flags, but I hate Disneyland.

But you right there, but sex flags, right? No? Yeah, like five minutes, but I've never been. It's pretty big, huh? Yeah, it's pretty big. I got some nice rides over there. Yeah, but Santa Cruz. He's so fucking stupid. He heard the guy say, six flags, he's just like,

you could be down there man, a steal right yet? That's fucking awesome I've never done it. I've never been there. I don't care I never I don't go there at all and then they get right into more fucking driving talk So it was a nearby besides six flats with that city right Santa Clara I mean what's a nearby what others? So close the city that I go to is like studio city and it's about like 20 minutes away on a good day. What was the five or the four five? The 14th of the five.

Why are we talking? Why are we asking how she would get to ocean city? Why is it so good? It's like he's got ass burgers. Talk to anybody, and everything is in relation to the 4-0-5. So the last clip in my package that I want to play, the very end of all of this. So he's gone through all this conversation, and he's learned absolutely nothing, because he asked them what they're about to do next. Nice to meet you too. So you guys going back to Six Flags? You guys going back to Six Flags? Show me, he's like, I've never been to six flags. I never been there. I don't know why you think we're going there I

Imagine after this show wrapped in the cameras went off and the mics were shut off He looked over to co-host and said I think we ought to go on a roller coaster I'll just talk about six flags is making me hungry Okay, all right, what else you got buddy? All right the so he I've got a couple examples of him asking questions poorly Okay, just number 18 What are you all saying? How are you honey? I am 27 27? Spell it backwards 27 27 spilling backwards I said, spell it backwards not that way what the fuck I mean I don't get it. So what the fuck man? Wow

This guy is brain damaged I got yeah, we'll just pop through these questions number 20 So you got to go you got to go through all the way to get to where to happen is pretty much. You got to pass through on the checklist. That's the deal. To get to get to. I want to write. I want to. Wait, what do you think about it? Right. Right in the middle of answering his question. He just looks at his co-host and said, well, you've been to Tijuana, right? Yeah, I think the 405 to the 15 and then I think what he realized is that her answer is like it's not about me so I don't care. Somebody else the same question immediately tuned out. Yeah, but what does you think about me have the bowls? Oh right. Uh, number 24.

number 24 It's a Called it's a Do I love you that's what that deal don't tell you What's this okay so By the way you could put the needle down anywhere on the record and that's what his show sounds like. That actually sums up the show. None of that made any sense. People are laughing, people are singing.

You have no idea what's being communicated at any point during that clip. And it's actually a hard, it's a hard episode or a hard show to clip because there's no starts and stop. It's just constant talking. I've got one here Number 11 this about made me shut everything down and call you and cancel Did you speed that up or something? Nope, that's what it was.

Wow. I got a couple examples of not being able to understand him talking at all. And then he leans on a couple more crutch words, other than guess what, it's also watch this and man. Yeah, man's in there a lot. Okay, so we're going to try this. He, feel free to cut this one off whenever you want play my number three Great, man. Guess when we get and it's amazing when it was three people coming in right now, man

My show man these people coming in man. What do you take man? We don't start a plot here man What the hell the shit man lots going on? Oh, what's going on man shit man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man, well, I see man now too. Hey man, what are you talking about man? Let's do it man. Wow. So I was hesitant to put all of them into one clip and make everybody listen to it. But I think the premise of this show is to experience the show without ever having to listen to it.

Correct. So we should torture people as much as possible. If I have to do it, I think everybody else should have to at least listen to the fucking clip. That's what I'm saying. I agree. Now, I want to talk about this guy, Dane, real quick, because he's an aspiring musician, as I think you heard in an earlier clip. He's got a couple of day jobs, but really, he's going to pop as an artist. And Dennis is asking him about his music and what he likes. And I didn't realize this, but there are exactly three types of music. Shit.

What kind of music you like? Shit, any type of music. I'm a scream-o-music, rap music, singing music. It doesn't really matter shit. Okay, so there's scream-o, there's rap, and there's singing. All three. Yeah, all three.

He does all three of those types of music. And then just to showcase how stupid Dennis Rodman is, he talks about EDM and Dennis Rodman thinks EDM is a festival. But shit, you looked at my shit. It's hard to explain for real, but I do everything, bro, from the EDM shit to the... EDM, it's coming up right? No, it's in Vegas, right?

EDM's in Vegas. I mean, maybe? I don't know why it wouldn't be. And the one thing that you would think Dennis Romney would know about is K-pop, right? Korean pop music, I mean, the guy's famously connected to North Korea. But even this fucking dumb dumb doesn't even know what that is. Yeah, he knows. No, they mix it, but they mix it with EDM. Everybody was doing EDM.

Then Lil Nas X came out with the country and Makes wrap with the country and then watch is gonna be like Kpop next to some shit watch What is Kpop it's like Korean pop oh Korean oh, it's like that. Oh, I'll be okay. I know what you're talking about you. Okay. Yeah, come on, Dennis It's the only thing you should know It's something about Korea. It's the only thing. I would be interested.

The next time you're in a conversation with somebody in the real world, and they ask you, Carl, what kind of music do you like? Just say, the singing, the singing music. I like singing music, I like screamo, I like it all. That's amazing. But I gotta test for you, I guess.

I want to see. Dennis is explaining or trying to get the answer to what a girl appreciates about a man's cock, the width, the length, or the, and I have question marks. I want to know if you can tell me what it is that he's saying because I honestly don't know. Okay. 23. 23. 23. We'll guess what?

Is it the width, the length, or the wealth of the cock? That gives you pleasure. The wealth of the cock? Is that what it was? I had no idea what that would possibly mean. My cock is poor as fuck. Yeah, right? My cock is broke.

Yeah, that's a tough one. How do they answer that question? Yes. Yeah, the extra. Yes. So this was interesting. He had a part where he actually cared about the quality of a show. That's that's the only note that I made. Number nine.

Oh, weird. And and where I kind of stood and what that meant for me, you know so I'm going to mic sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. So that's what I'm talking about. So it's good, maybe. That's fucking hilarious. That's a fucking sick bird. Hey, what are you talking to the mic? Sometimes just every now and then go ahead and just put your mouth near the microphone. Maybe fucking great. Just put your mouth near the microphone. Don't be fucking great But you're right. There is not a carrot in the world. There's no way he's going back and doing any kind of like quality control

He's not going back to these what could I have done better? He doesn't give a shit when he's putting out He does ask for everyone to give him five set reviews for some reason quite a bit He doesn't give a shit when he's putting out, but then he's worried about whether you could hear his gastronomy. And by the way, I could hear the gas fide. I think the person was talking to the microphone. Yeah, he probably couldn't hear them over him talking over them. Oh, yeah, over the fucking voices in his mind. So we talked about this, this dain guy

who's getting into music. And they're talking about why he loves his girlfriend so much and I didn't realize this 20-year-old kid who works at a juice bar and then he also does music and apparently he's a celebrity and it's great that this girl loved him before he was a celebrity. You don't know who really fucks with you like for you for you, you know what I mean? So it's like, I found this girl when I was nobody, you know what I mean? When I didn't have shit.

And I still don't have everything, but like, you know what I mean? She's still here for everything, you know what I mean? So, unfortunately, Dennis didn't call about on this, but, but you still have nothing. You still have absolutely nothing going on. And then Dennis asks, well, let's say that you popped and you became very famous in music. What effect would that have on your girlfriend?

And I find this answer, I guess I have to ask you what this means. That kind of thing, you think she can handle that? Would that change her? It would change everything. I'm just a bus with a change her. In what way? I'm just saying, you know, she said...

I feel like she would bust it open even more. I'd bust it open even more. I'd bust it open even more, right? Okay, all right. So if he became famous, she would bust open even more. I have to assume that means that she would fuck him even more. I have to assume that means that she would fuck him even more. Do you think that's what that is? I was thinking it meant like anal? I don't know. I do things are opening up. What's going on here? But I do love when he

explains how they met and fell in love. I always love a love story. I'm a sucker for that sort of thing. But it started with the sex and then from the sex, because we all know the sex, this shit doesn't last forever. It's like after a minute, it's like sex is sex. You gotta write for me. So after a minute, the sex led to like me actually fucking with her as a person.

I love that story. And then how I met your mother. Right. I was just fucking this hole for a while and the next thing you know, oh boy. I started treating her like a person. I decided that she was an equal. After she busted it open a couple of times, I decided to start treating her like a person. Well, good news is, dog, that the pussy is good. Nothing else bothers you, right?

The pussy's good. Da da da da, it's good. Your dick is fresh. You know, so that's all that pussy's good. So your dick is fresh, okay, great. Okay, all right, the premise is just flitting up. So you have no issues with this, great old nun.

His dick is fresh and the pussy's good. So there are no issues. I think that's a Snoop Dogg song, if I remember. I think so, none. His dick is fresh and the pussy's good. So there are no issues. I think that's a Snoop Dogg song, if I remember. I think so, Terry. I think that's plagiarism. Blighten plagiarism right there. How fucked up do you have to be in your head and in your relationship to think that you're gonna go

Dennis Rodman and he's gonna help in any fucking way? That's the best part about this podcast. The premise is hysterical. Dennis Rodman, I was looking at some of the people that he's been married to and dated over the years and it's an impressive list but these people have all run as far away from him as fast as possible. This guy is a lunatic. In fact, I have a clip at the very end of the show. Out of nowhere and I am telling you Doug there was no reason

for him to bring this up. He talks about when he was married to Carmen Electra, which I think lasted three days, but regardless, you have to listen to the story. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. It was amazing when I used to call my electrical, I used to call my electrical services, you know, I used to fucking ratchet bitch. So I used to fucking bitch, you know, back in the day. She used to say, you know, you know, I mean, you know,

top, or, no, she'd be on top of me and stuff like that. She'd say, all right, motherfucker, nigga, fuck me, fuck me, nigga, fuck me, fuck you, I'm so, what, nigga, what? I just said, nigga, what? This is all his niggas shit, man. I think we're gonna find a hard, right on the heart. I'm right there, nigga, I'm like, oh, my God. I'm not gonna drive you, I'm driving right on my goddamn day. That's the first go of our arms. I'll run to the heart. I'll run to the heart. Bigger, I'll make, oh my god. I'm not going to die.

I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die.

I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die.

I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not, finally we're talking about carbon-electro! Jesus Christ, I listen for 58 minutes to get to that. Speaking of the wealth of your penis, he does ask the girlfriend if her boyfriend is broke and then brings out a hilarious black stereotype

that we can all enjoy. So is he broke? Is he broke? You say you're broke. I mean, I'm broke because I like to shop, but he's not broke as he likes to save. But I don't really know how much money he has because that's his thing and we keep that separate.

So. Yeah, that's different, huh? Yeah. That's kind of cool. That's kind of cool that he likes to save money. Oh yeah. He's not a black guy. I like to save money. You know, that is a spin spin spin, right? Right. It's like, don't give me a big sum in your racism, asshole. You know,

what people are always just spending their money like idiots? I don't know that at all. I have no idea what you're talking about. So I don't know how to get this in here other than Crowbar. It was it was Dennis trying to come up with the word seahullis in conversation and I think Elon Musk will be very very happy that it went this direction number 22. You know they said Viagra shit. But this is, uh, dick bill. Yes, please. Here he is. I can't.

Yes, please. Oh, there's a C-alas. Oh, he got it. He got there. He always comes through in the clutch, man. This guy is, as dumb as they come, and I have another example of that. And what he does is he brings the two couples, he brings the couple together, the two of them together,

and he tries to recap what he heard from each of them. This is the very first thing I know. It's already a bad idea. This is the very first thing that he says when he brings the two of them together and he's completely wrong. When he was a talker to your girl and she was saying that, she has one issue about you.

Yes sir. One issue. What's that? She, say you leave her alone like. No. I was not it, I was not it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, you didn't, hold on, you didn't say that.

You said a distance, but at least you, you, you used me alone. He's upset because I'm alone and he's just, you know, so he doesn't understand what they're talking about. Why what? He's an idiot. But the best part is he decides that he's going to tell the guy the story that Shelby told him about how they first started dating, but then realizes he doesn't remember it at all. And then that's her to tell the story. She said that right there, but she didn't say the story. You said about it. Oh, you know what? Well, you know, we've been texting, texting, texting,

but he said about it, you know, she said about a week. And he said, you know, tell him a story with you told me. Me? No, this one. Yeah. You got to soak up. Tell that. Remember that story you just told me two minutes ago?

Tell it again, because I forgot. If you remember that game telephone that you used to play as kids, this is like a one person game of telephone with a retort. He did it. That is something. Yeah, right.

You tell like one specific thing that you say, what did I just tell you? And it's completely different. You said that C.L.S. is like Tesla? Yes. That's what I said. Now that... It doesn't help in the episode that I listened to. That this guy, Dane, is a fucking moron as well.

I feel like if you throw somebody, if you throw somebody in a pool of 10 million people, there's at least two million that have to like you. Just be just for whatever. You feel me? If you're unique or you just do your own thing, at least two million that have to like you. Just be just for whatever. You feel me? If you're unique or you just do your own thing, at least. If there's a, all right, so there's a pool. All right, there's 10 million people. And at least two million people. And I wish there was an easier way to say this.

Yeah. One out of five maybe. Yeah, I wish that there was like a percentage or something we could say instead of making you get tens of millions of people. So Dennis Rodman decides that he's going to start some trouble between these two because they talk about how they went to Coachella together. So of course, Dennis is going to do anything to break them up for some reason.

He says less. What was the most interesting thing about Coachella when you guys saw it? So I might ask you a question. Did you see any other beautiful women in Coachella? Any other one? Okay. Cause there was a lot of fun. Like a girl's at the...

What kind of question is that? Was I know your girlfriend's hot? Were there any other attractive females at this giant music festival? No. So we know your girlfriend's hot and she's obviously very insecure. Is there any other girls that you want to bang right now in this room? I'm going to pull up a webpage on the internet and just point to all the girls you'd rather

be fucking. So then he explains, Dan explains, that he wouldn't want to risk his relationship even if there was a super hot chick at Coachella. I don't know, the sex is great, like, she's cool as fuck. Like, I don't, I wouldn't ever risk losing what I have just because somebody looks cool for five seconds or three minutes or whatever it may be. Okay, so he's not gonna risk his relationship

over a chick who's hot for five seconds or three minutes Make sense. I think I think this guy is probably as close on IQ level as Dennis. Yeah, they're matched up pretty good I think they could just sit in dog. Oh for sure Here's a little back and forth they have and I don't know what the fuck they're talking about I gotta do what you gotta do do to keep it in ratchet huh? Yeah. You can't even keep it all the way to the 4-1-1. I told you, you're pretty like that.

So, it basically so. So apparently, Dane is keeping it ratchet and keeping it on the 4-1-1. Yeah. What is that? What the fuck are we talking about? speaking of what the fuck for some reason I guess Dennis ran out of questions to ask this this kid is 20 years old and I don't know if you remember being 20 years old, but this is not the question I would ask someone who's that age when you fucking them was goddamn you ever know that he shoots blanks sometime

I'll never Never she blink I think it to work. He's tired, but he's taking the mustard right the most he got the mustard. I shit Shit, I mean a lot of guys say oh shit man that fucking boy I mean that's the problem said I miss a lot of guys would do that shit because you know you never know the fact that you know you know you know the fact that what your boy did what you did to your boy finally all that him did a truck it's so confusing his own thoughts it's amazing have you ever heard seaman call mustard before?

No. And other things he said mustard, he said mustard. So I think he was talking about mustard, but I've never heard that reference. Well, I'm gonna start calling my Seaman mustard anyway. I don't give a shit. Who wants a mustard other hot dogs today? You got some mustard on your face. Hold on. Uh, my last supercut is just him leaning on watch this watch this watch this watch this fucking shit watch this bullshit watch this though watch this watch this watch

this watch this watch this it's amazing because you don't even know what he's saying in most of the words that come out of his mouth you can't even interpret what but he has these little catch phrases that come in out of nowhere all the time. It's like he's speaking gibberish in between Guess what and watch this. Yeah, I've got, I still got a couple clips left of it. It's just him rambling. I couldn't even put anything on there other than rambling. Number five and number 21, if you want to play him.

Hey, man, you know some amazing guys. Guess what? I'm so happy you're on my show, man. I'm thankful for you. I'm waiting for you. Wait a minute, hold on. Wait a minute. What are you? Are you ready, man?

Oh, you are the new guy, man. Like his hell. I like the style, man. What the hell, man? Love the style. What's going on, baby? How you doing? Good, man.

Okay. It just dawned on me when he's talking. It's like he's a remix of himself. You're right. I'm thinking about the whole got The okay great. If I have sex at the first, I mean, I, you know, like this morning, just will have come like 10 minutes and 15 minutes. It takes me like a little Generation of love to come back. What do you think about that dumb shit? You know, because you know, when you come the first time, what is wrong with that picture? because you know when you come the first time what is wrong with that picture? I know right. This guy is the doctor Ruth of our generation. I unfortunately we haven't mentioned this yet. Unfortunately this show is no longer being made. I'm the rebound is cease to exist and I I want to bring it back. I think we need to do everything that we can to get Dennis Rodman talking about relationship advice and shooting blanks and getting mustard out. We need

this guy on the air. He is a piece of work. You would think that his podcast would have been something about the heyday of his career and all his exploits then not this trying to bring other people in and have a conversation. He can't do that. I don't even know why he would have attempted this. I don't understand at all. He doesn't understand basic concepts. So the woman says she works at a juice bar. Now, I don't go to juice bars, but I understand the concept of one. And if he told me that, I wouldn't be confused by it. Listen to how confused Dennis Rodd bit us about this. You like jumbo juice?

No, it's honestly way healthier than that. What is it called? It's called seduced, like seduced, but with juice, yeah. Exactly, yeah, it's bomb. It's all like holistic stuff and all the healthy stuff, yeah. Yeah, halogenics shit, you know, hallucinates shitinates shit like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that makes you hallucinate once. That's not how fruit works. That's how fruit works at all. He thought that she was a drug dealer?

What does he think is happening here? And then later on, she's talking about how at college, she works in the coffee shop, and then when she goes down to visit her boyfriend, she works at the juice bar with him. And Dennis asks a question about those two jobs, which is what Shelby thinks he's asking her, but it's actually the dumbest question

ever come out of any human ever. You know, you're 20 when you go 20 when you go, so you're working a coffee shop and a juice bar. Yeah. Right? Put those two together, what'd you get? I mean, you got a cash, but. No, what'd you get?

You got to save it. You put juice and coffee together, what'd you get? What'd you mean? You got to save it. And you put juice and coffee together, what'd you get? What'd you mean? You don't get anything. When you put black and white together, well, what color you get? He's like, no, literally, mix coffee and juice. What do you get?

He's like, that's not a thing. Nobody's ever, nobody does that. Like, what kind of question is that? So he asked that retarded question. And I have, what happens immediately after that is that mass confusion. No one knows what anyone is talking about because I don't know what Dennis was thinking, but he says, what happens if you mix juice and coffee? She goes, I don't know what that means.

He goes, what about black and white? And so she says, because she's white and her boyfriend, Dane is black, she says, well, if we ever had a kid, we would find out. And this gets crazy. What do you mean? You don't get anything. When you put black and white together, well, if we ever had a kid, we would find out. And this gets crazy. What do you mean, you don't get anything? When you put black and white together, what color you get? You get whatever pops out of me in day.

And... Well, I know what pops out of you, fucker, ass. So I'm just saying what pops in his ass. Nothing. Nothing pops in his ass. Nothing. What about you? Oh, hell no.

What's that? You know, not the thought about you. Posh out. No. You don't think about you? Oh, hell no. Fuck that. You know, not the thought about you. Pass out. No. You don't think about you at all? Not like that. Not like what? What you mean?

Yeah, what does, what does anyone talk about Dennis? What does anyone mean? Dennis is so fucking confused at this point. Anytime that he's talking to somebody, it's he's trying to figure out a way to turn the conversation into shoving something in another guy's ass. Yes!

Every time. Yes! He's like, you work at a place that has juice and a place that has coffee. You ever ever get fucked in the ass? Wait, what? I didn't understand the segue there. So again, talking about how she works at a coffee shop,

this is at her college. She has mentioned this. And for some reason, Dennis asked this question. And a coffee shop, what do you see that mostly young people in middle class? So yeah. He starts asking about the demographics of the customers. What are the young people?

Is their household income over $150,000 a year? Are they outdoor enthusiasts? Like, it's college kids. I don't know if you're gonna take the 405 from just like, come to your place. Right, it's like this. It's at the college, they're all college students. Maybe a professor here, they're more confusion.

This is great. So she brings up, it's not like a machine that she works on at the coffee shop. And then Dennis has seen one of these machines before. So he's excited and he asks his producer where he's seen this before and no one knows what he's talking about. I saw the other day was that what was we at what place that was that we saw the machines. What was it that was that what was we what was the place we eat? I guess the sandwiches. The sea. Banana bread.

I'm not fucking every fucking. I just say, you know, Jersey Mike. Jersey Mike. I'm just gonna tell you, I need a bread. She's even laughing at him. She's like, what? Banana bread? Why are we talking about?

That's the thing with dumb people is if you say something that connects to something else in their brain, they'll just blur it out. I love that about dumb people. Instead of thinking like, oh, that's not relevant to this conversation. I shouldn't say that. They just go, coffee machine, hey, we were at a restaurant. You'd say it was just the other day, right? It's a way, we went from coffee machine to,

her place of work to coffee machine, to a restaurant to banana bread, all in one fucking breath. Yes! If I was talking to somebody and they're, the way that they talked to me was the same way Dennis was talking, I would assume that they were midstroke. Ha ha ha ha, yes. Oh shit. Alright. I don't, I think that's, I'll play the intro for you because I love

the fact that this is all business, this show. And one of the things that pisses me off about podcasts is when there's a lot of filler and they're talking about stuff that doesn't make any difference. Dennis starts the show doing that and then immediately gets on track and there's no more of that nonsense. What's up guys? Dennis Robyn here, man. Thank you guys for joining me on my podcast, man.

On the rebound. Thank you guys, man. If you guys want to subscribe, please join me, man. But anyway, it's a beautiful day here. Awesome week, man. Guess what? Beautiful outside, sunny, sunny, sunny, love sunny, but not for that stuff right there.

Guess what guys, I'm here to do one thing, do some business with couples here. And there's a couple coming today, very young couple, I think they look young, but they're very young. But guess what guys, stay tuned on the rebound within this broadband. He's got the gong in there too for the different segues that he has. And I don't know if that's some type of North Korean reference. I don't think a gong is a North Korean reference,

but maybe it is mine. It is. I don't know. You know, listening to him talk, it reminds me of when you listen to Donald Trump talk, just the just the way that they put sentences together and words that don't necessarily connect with anybody else Yeah, he's something else Anything else you want to play from our friend Dennis Rodman? No, I am all done with Dennis Okay, all right I don't see I can't agree with you on that because I Found this show to be extremely entertaining. I would listen again

just for fun. So I think what we have to talk about next and correct me if I'm wrong here. But there's a guy who's been putting out a lot of episodes of podcast over the last week and I think everybody is fascinated by. I think that's all anyone's doing is checking this guy out Gakki yeah, that's right. We're talking about Stuttering John. Stuttering John Melondis. Have you been checking out with this guy talking about Laila? Yes, I have. This has been very interesting. What's going on? It sure is. He's got this new co-host. And I love him. I fucking love Vinnie. Yes, so Vince is a troll and Vince is actively trolling John on his own show. So I first want to start off by playing my friends over at Revenge of the CIS because they were playing a clip, well they were giving us an update because as you

know they got a DM from John, they claim to be John's attorney telling him to take down these videos that they put up. So they give us an update on where that's at. Just want to, a quick update, because I figure we give people an update. Our lawyer did reach out to his lawyer and we are waiting to hear back about fair use. His lawyer, I hope his lawyer was informed

that he's playing, that Stuttering John is playing clips from an ABC show that he doesn't own the rights to but not just playing clips He's uploading entire segments of the show to his YouTube waiting to hear back from him But we know it's kind of hard to type everything out on a blackberry in the back of an ambulance So they haven't heard back from the attorney yet, but their attorney is on top of it. Now here's the interesting development that we've seen since we last checked in with Centering Johnny. He's got this new co-host named Vince.

Vince happens to be the attorney who reached out to Revenge of the CIS. He's also the attorney that John's been talking about for months who lives in New York who will be serving me whatever papers. He's been promising for all this time. Now the guys the co-host on the show. Did you pick up on this? Oh yeah, yeah. So this live stream that they did the most recent episode I guess. Yeah. And so you have the background on Vince. A little bit was. So does he have some interactions with some stirring characters in the past or something? Yep.

So this guy's name is Vincent Bessie. And Vince famously has been hanging out with High Pitch Eric paying all high pitch Eric's bills before high pitch became super wealthy by doing cameo. It was this guy Vinnie, who is a stern super fan, who will do anything to interact with anybody in the Howard Stern universe. Okay, that makes sense. Obviously, that's what's going on here. Did you pull any clips from this episode? I do. Yeah, but let's go ahead man I just have some examples of why I like Vinnie. We'll start with When Vinnie was talking about I'd have got so many fucking clips here

By the way, just so you know, I'm in the same spot. I'm looking at my board and I'm looking at my nose I'm like I don't even know where to begin. There's so much to talk about with what's going on with Centering Jad right now It's it's tough. We just got to pick a place and just go. Okay, so I'm just gonna start with Starving number 71. This is So this is they are talking about you and ROTC and this is Vince jumping in. So, yeah, and I do want to point out and you'll probably will get to this, but what John's doing now is live YouTube with a super chat where if you donate money, supposedly he will answer your question and And it's unbelievable, it's all trolls in this super chat.

It's people, it's a lot, it's hilarious. You have to go look at these videos because it's all like Revenge of the Sys fans. And there's some WTP fans in there just talking about Gary and DeAnne on shit. And it's the funniest thing. Anyway, Vince is on there to make sure that John reads the questions, sitting in the basement and they're ugly fat, bold, disgusting. You know, and all they said that I thought you were describing us. And so many, thankfully when John starts going off on people, he reminds him that he also is a loser, which is really

nice. It has a nice balance to the show. Fine. I want to jump away from the direction I was headed and reference what you just said. So there was a super chat that ROTC put up. Yes. Number 91. Okay. Yeah.

Oh, that was good. Oh, that was good. Boys are there. Avenger this set. Oh, there they are. Oh, ho. Whoa, that's funny. You need to find out I was born in W are. Oh, ho ho. That's funny. You need to find out. I was born in weed though. Oh

Lonnie at the read the whole thing You know how I get you know, how do I pull it up? I read John ask your ex-wife's boyfriend if you're allowed the colon to our show I was so this is what's great is is that's what I thought the whole time is like, Vince is trolling John, and John's not picking up on it. I don't understand the dynamic, you know? So John is pissed off at everybody in the audience, all these trolls, he's not even gonna read the comments cause it's just people shit talking him.

But then he's got a co-host who's driving the show, saying no, no, no, no, we're gonna, we're gonna read this whole thing from your new enemy. And then, and then John is saying how much he doesn't care that ROTC and you are fucking with him. So my number 92 is him talking about how much he doesn't care. Okay. You can say this, I'm not funny on this podcast. Fine, I don't really give a shit. You know, you take my interviews in general and and there's more bloody there. Even that stutter was funny than anything these fucking douchebags have done in their lives.

Okay, so when somebody is telling you that they don't care. Yeah, and then they do that. You know, they start twitching and almost dying. I think you know that you're getting under their skin. Right. Well, I have an example of him talking about how he does not care about people bashing him. See I don't care about passion, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother him at all. It's all he's talking about now is people bashing him, it doesn't bother him at all. And this is a clip that I call the pot calling the kettle black, you know, revenge of the fucking, you know, fucking, fucking you know girl is fat bald guys doing their basement I doubt those guys have been laid in the last

fucking two years either one of them I mean look at them now I mean they're fucking they're like bald fat losers in their basements who have done nothing constructive in their lives ever ever in their lives had they done anything constructive they haven't made one person laugh in their lives had they done anything constructive they haven't made one person laugh in their history and they attack you know stuttering John I made President Obama laugh then this fucking guy is unbelievable he's explaining himself to the letter. He's nailing every point about himself and then pretending he's talking about someone else. Yeah, you we're gonna hear an echo of that Bruce Springsteen here somewhere. I didn't mark which one it is so I won't be able to avoid it, but it's fine.

That I don't know if you picked up where he he may have suggested that ROTC lives in Uh, their mom's basement or whatever. I said that a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. Number 94. Okay. Their mom's basement to bald fat losers in their basement bald fat losers in their basement His mom's basement to losers sitting in their basement in their mom's basement is mom's basement to losers sitting in their basement in their mom's basement bald guys doing their basement fat losers in their basement fat bald nerds in their basement they sit behind their computers in their mom's basement oh that's amazing I'm keeping this on the board I'm we're scheduled to have those guys on

the show next week and I definitely have to play that clip for them if you don't mind oh I don't care yeah that's So, so John came up with a great joke. It couldn't wait to tell it 17 times. Good job, John. Fucking nailed it. Your body. Sure, sure got us. Number 93 is a follow up to John not being upset by by the antics of our OTC. Right. He doesn't care. But do you think that Susanna's boyfriend wouldn't allow you to call their show if we ask him? I'm sorry, I could give a frog that, what the fuck do I care?

First of all, it's not a boyfriend, it's a fiance. He's so stupid. He's answering troll questions legitimately. Oh, he's shit. So I don't know what it's like in the case of John. I know in my experience in life, if I'm talking to a black guy and their voice gets high like that, I'm getting ready to get punched. I don't know what it means when John does it.

So let's talk about real quick. He's got his attorney on here. And he wants to start threatening people with these cases that he has. So Vinnie reads a question from the super chat. And John has a terrible response. John, how about you stop stealing Stern content? OK, Vinnie.

Hold on, I've finished. You just have your lawyer quotes, reach out over fair use content, ha ha loser, okay. Vinnie, hold on. I've finished. You know, just have your lawyer quotes reach out over fair use content. Ha ha loser. Okay, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, all right. I don't want to talk too much about this, but do we have a big case that are about to file? Do we? Yeah. Are we doing something about this? That's all just a yes or no. Oh, nothing, nothing to do with conventional nerds. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no, look, and we said, well, we know, we're investigating. There's nothing that's okay. Okay, there's not

concern, but, but, you know, you know, all I'm going to say is is is is is there's a very gray area. Okay, and you know what, I don't even need you to fucking comment Vince. Yeah, because I'm doing what you're out of you about about the content that people think is, you know, is sturns because it's a very gray area, but because I love doing this and even and because those two marries over at, you know, you know, fucking what what a dumb name revends, revends are the big, I mean, you know, the dumb name it if you know, because they fucking had to fucking, you know, have a pop. I'm glad that we just fucking cleaned it out because I don't need it anyway.

So basically, that was a long clip, but basically what happened was, John says, don't we work it on a big case right now? And his lawyer says, no, we're not right. Which was great. And then he goes on to explain that Revenge of the Sith is not a clever name. He doesn't even understand what that's a reference to. This is the guy with the Star Wars poster behind and I'm these all proud of,

oh, there's like 500 George Lucas, he doesn't understand what Revenge of the Sith, that's a clever fucking name, dummy. You just don't get it. This is the problem. So here's what I think. I think that, okay, I've got a couple examples of Vinnie being, you can tell he's exhausted.

He doesn't want to do this anymore. The, it's so warm off. I think he loves that. I think he loves that. I think that you could get him on as a co-host. Oh, that's a good idea. Okay. So I wanna go through, I think I have five of them here

where it's just like, you can just tell he just doesn't wanna do this anymore. Number 75. All right, let's do it. John, where are you kids? So this is more than the lottery, what you've done. So let me get back to what I was saying. But I wanna know like, what were you doing

in terms of anything extra? All right, Vinnie, I was just getting into it. Hold on. I'll say so. So. I think that's it. It's like, I know, can you just move a quick here, please? I'll talk about something.

Number 83, this is a, they started getting to this celebrity boxing conversation, which I'm sure we're going to have a touch on again later. Yeah. Now Vinnie, I'm going gonna get into my celebrity boxing match. I don't know if I've told you about this yet, have I? No. Okay. Please don't.

Yeah, please don't. Yeah, it sounds like a terrible idea, but yeah, okay, what about celebrity boxing? It gets multiplied over and over and over again, the more so so 84 so I texted guy and I go, you know I'm surprised you doing celebrity boxing and are not fucking inviting the most famous celebrity boxer in history to be part of this So they immediately got back What who is that? Are you fucking kidding me then again

Vince throwing John which which is great. John thinks that he's synonymous with celebrity boxing. If I asked 200 people today on the street, who's synonymous with celebrity boxing, I wouldn't get a single person to say, start a ring John Melendez from the Howard Stern show. Not a single person. Yeah. Number 71 and I got to go back to what you just said. Yeah Yeah, good and 71 already played. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm I got somebody fucking clips

Your girl, man. I don't know how you're making fucking has your tails of the shit. It's crazy. I'm actually just impressed that I'm actually hitting the right buttons because I have a lot to look through right now. All right, here we go, number 86. I mean, doesn't even matter. This one's fucking hit of randomly. All right, here we go. Do you know who they think it about me fighting? Lenny Dykstra.

Wow. Yeah. So Judd's all pissed off because he reached out to them and said, I want to be in celebrity boxing. And guess what, there's only one other person who wants that to do that. And it's fucking Lenny Dijkstra. He was also going to be the guy to fight the bagel boss, dude. Like, Lenny Dijkstra needs anything.

He'll take any gig that comes up at this point. So I am currently in the middle of like a Dennis Rodman phase of thinking where I am starting to branch off, I wanna talk about six different things at once. Yes. And I'm looking at all these clips in front of me. I wanna get through the ones with Vinny being bored. Then I wanna go into John not understanding how math works.

I'm gonna grab. Well, before you do that, let me just hit the most important clip since we're talking about celebrity boxing. And he said that they're trying to line up him and nails. But before that, he explained to me, wishes he was boxing. And now I wish I was fighting against a dope like Ralph. I wish I was fighting against these fucking fat bull losers. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh each one and I'll be each one because because I train every day for well not every day four to five times a week.

I'm not every day. All right, so in his world, the celebrity boxing match would be between Royce, Mike, and me. And that would be the three rounds. And I say, I'm in. Let's do this, especially if I get round three. That sounds pretty advantageous to me. So I'm all for this.

All right, so this was Vince jumping in again and trolling John when he was talking about how bad he was and he training and everything. Number, fuck, I hate saying this. My number 100. Don't even know where that exists. Give me a second. Oh, here it is. Okay. No, I'm not all talk. I'm not provato.

I take exception to that statement because I will, I will back it up with confrontation. If you're going to be a tough guy and want to fucking put me down, you shit, they're not allowed to use. You're gonna be a tough guy. Then do it. Come to me, come to my face and and and we'll deal it and we'll deal with it. Mono, we mono. How's that, Vince? You can have a copyright fight on the street. All right, Vince, come on. You know what I'm saying? I hear it. Yeah. All right, so I just want to go back real quick and address the clip that I played before that. He's calling me Carla, no? Is this joke for me?

He has a child who's trans. So why would calling me a girl's name be funny in his world? I think it's fine. I think calling a guy a girl's name is funny because I'm not a woke fucking retarded, but wouldn't John not think that's appropriate for humor? Yeah, as you were talking, I was looking for another example of that where he's talking about somebody being gay and it's not a bad thing. Yeah, here it is. Number 73. Okay, I got you. If you're grabbing another man's dick, you're gay. Okay, I'm sorry unless you're a doctor and you have to like you're doing it for a movie. Okay, that's another caveat. Okay, yeah, then you're doing it for a movie. But if you're doing it, you know, for the sake of what you think is funny, there's some latent homosexuality to that. I'm sorry.

Not like there's anything wrong with it. Yeah. Yeah. Then what are we talking about? My kid was trans. Yeah, right. Then what are we talking about? By the way, do what gay stuff is gay.

Oh, thanks for telling us, John. I'll write that down. I'll make sure to remember that. Fucking moron. But I'm going to throw it in your face as if there's something wrong withon. But I'm gonna throw it in your face as if there's something wrong with it, but I'm gonna qualify everything at the end by letting you know. I'm okay with it.

Just, yeah, you know, there's a label. There's this guy named Carlisle. And you know, it's fine if he identifies. However he identifies, I'm okay with that, but I'm just saying. Here's him asking his attorney about this case that they have. And I admit I'm a little bit paranoid. I feel like they're talking about me, maybe not.

But he's talking about this. They are. They're talking about you. What? Because he says he doesn't have a case against Revenge of the Siss. And I think it's because their attorney reached out to them and they went, oh shit, never mind. So now they're looking at me again.

And he mentions, he says to Vince that you know how fair you sworks, I have an attorney who knows this and Vince immediately says he has no idea. Before that, Anglic says, and you don't understand fairies clearly. Okay, well Vince, I think you, I think you understand it. Okay, I think as an attorney, I think you understand that am I correct? Like I an attorney, I think you understand it. Am I correct? Like I said, my computer skills will be better than my legal skills. Yeah, okay.

You just beat around. There's gray area on certain issues. And there's certain, but there's not. But on certain, and you know which one I'm talking about, there's not. And that's the one I take fucking exception with. It's the one with is not, okay? But I'm not gonna get into any of that.

He's never gonna get into any of that. I just thought that was so funny. He's like, these guys think I don't know about fairy tales, but you're an attorney, you know, and he's like, honestly, I don't know. I don't know how that works. Oops. Real intimidating there.

You guys really shaking in my boots. John, I'm an attorney for bad mortgages, man. I don't know what you're doing here. And by the way, I'm sure Vinnie's an amazing attorney and I would never say that he's not awesome at what he does. But is it a little bit weird that he's podcasting with High Pitch Eric

and Stuttering John? Do you think, and he's buying Yankees tickets for, he's going to Yankees games with High Pitch Eric. He's paying his electric bill. This guy is just an uber stern fan who wants to be around anything stern related and Yasubin you do have an invitation to come on WATP at any time. Please reach out. We'll have you on the show.

We'd love to hear about your your new friendship with Stuttering John and your new role on his show. So I want to jump to or jump back to John and math or statistics, I guess. I think this is probably my favorite clip that I've ever had to pull for for WATP number 70. Okay. If you said Stuttering John to one out of 10 people in the street, I bet you three or four would know who the fuck I am. That doesn't make sense. That's my favorite clip you ever pulled for us too. I want to hear it again now. I got I got a noodle this one for a minute. If you said stuttering John, to one out of 10 people in the street, I bet you three or four would know who the fuck that is.

Doesn't exist. If you asked 10% of the people, 30% of the people would know what a fucking moron. All right. I will sleep well, everybody. I don't know. Are're gonna be better than that Who else you got buddy? I've got him doxing you if you want to play that. Oh, I did not hear this number 62 Okay, why does this fucking loser in rock Chester who is a partner in a marketing firm? I think his name is Carla why?

marketing firm. I think his name is Carla. Why? Why if I'm such a loser and I'm so irrelevant? Why do they take the time out of every show to address me and this podcast? What say you, Vinny? Oh, shit. This fucking guy doesn't, he doesn't care about the BASIC, though. He's made that very clear. He doesn't care about the BASIC, though. He's made that very clear. So I've got quite a few of, quite a few clips of him talking about you or about your show. Number 59 is him explaining the concept of what WATP is about.

And you got this other podcast out there. Oh, oh, we're gonna make fun of all different podcasts. We're gonna make fun of the hundreds of thousands. We're gonna show you all the podcasts that We're going to make fun of the hundreds of thousands. We're going to show you all the podcasts that are out there. Yep. That's that is the basic premise of our show. Very good. He continues in number 60 in Vinny ways in. There's one out there that's supposed to make fun and supposed to tell you. This is supposed to be doing a service to other people. If we are. I fucking They're supposed to be doing a service to other people if we are I fucking you know telling him what podcast to watch or to listen to and what podcast to not listen Yeah, every week all they talk about is my podcast

Yeah, and there's someone professional too Yeah, we're really we're not doing the service that we've set out to give to the people. So unprofessional of us. I have to admit, I didn't hear this part of the show. This is exciting. What I liked was Vince describing why it is that you chose to go after Stuttering John, number 63. Okay.

You two are probably battling for the same audience, so. Nope. Right. That's funny. If we just bash Stuttering John, we'll get all those momenters listening to us. That's what I need. That's how we're to sell us a deep discount DVDs.

Like getting all the lenders listening. Him rambling about if he's irrelevant, why is it you keep talking about him number 61? But if I'm so irrelevant, right? Irrelevant, irrelevant. Then why do these two bald fat losers in a basement, you know, trash me every week? Well, I think that's about revigin' this.

Yeah, that is. That was about our OTC. And they don't trash you every week. They were just gonna do one episode. And John, I have to remind you this. We were all just gonna do one episode on you because that's what we do. Aside from Hopi, I mean, Hopi's a special case, but we do one episode. And shavest,

all right, there's a couple special cases out there. We're just going to do one episode. And then move on like we normally do, but the way you reacted made it so much funnier that we have to keep talking about you. And the fact that you DM'd Royce with a cease and desist letter from Vince makes it so now we have to keep talking about you. Do you not understand that? Did you catch Vince's explanation about where you and John rank on the social letter? No. Number 69.

Oh, I'm looking forward to this. It's these two fat bull loses, is, you know, who doesn't have, who don't have an entertaining bone in their body? Like, they have, over 30,000 subscribers. Why are they taking time out of their show? Oh, shit.

To pick on me. Is that the wrong clip? Now, it's the right clip wrong setup. Oh, okay. Let's try that again. Just play 69 as well. These two fat bull losers is, you know, who doesn't have an entertaining bone in their body. Like, they have over 30,000 subscribers.

Why are they taking time out of their show to pick on me? I mean, it's like, I don't get it. Vince, please explain it to me. I don't know. The answer is both of you are no ones at this point. Yes. Vince, yes. You nailed it. I wasn't I love revenge. I'm warning those 30,000 subscribers. I'm very excited to have them on the show. But, Jen, who are you fighting with at this point? What is what's happened to you? Why are you acknowledging this? I've got a... I want to make sure to play these two because these are some listeners of yours that we're super chatting, John. Number 82.

Oh, good. 26k wants to know if you're ever going to do stand up in Gary Indiana. Gary Dianne is all over and John just keeps going. Yeah, I actually like to go out to Gary Indiana. That'd be great. It's always he doesn't understand that he's being trolled with that. And then one of one is the same question by somebody else. Two dollars from down the drain. We have a come to Gary in the Anna. Hopefully Why would you want to go to Gary in the end? You would think that when you're sitting there doing a live stream You know you're talking to potentially people all over the world. Why is it only people in Gary, Indiana that wants you to come there? I know it's a certain point. I take a step back and be like, is there something to this Gary, Indiana, that want you to come there. I know. It's a certain point.

You might like take a step back and be like, is there something to this Gary, Indiana stuff? Ha, ha, ha. This is a get our friends over at Revenge of the SIS. And they're reacting to Vince asking about the season to assist DM. You write on behalf of your lawyer? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, your lawyer no no no no I don't I don't know I don't know I don't want to and this is great and we set this up a little bit better now that I remember what this is

like you I have to write eclips um somebody asks in the super chat What about that season to assist that ROTC got in their DMs And we all know about this right John tries to play it off like oh oh, it's not a thing. It's not even a thing who cares. No one's even cares about it. It's like, I love the fact that he would take legal action and at the same time pretend like he doesn't care.

This is amazing. You write on behalf of your lawyer. No, no, no, no, I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't want to talk about that. I don't even care about any of that stuff. I really don't want to talk about that. Whoa, hold up, I can't wait. Oh boy. Uh oh. I'm back and I don't want to talk about that. I don't even care about any of that stuff. I really don't Whoa, I'm back in I'm I'm panicking. No, but I see a lot trying to address the issue of Revenge of the cis and did you write on behalf of your lawyer? No, no, no, I don't

Even care about any of that stuff. I really don't I just you know, really there's big whiskey Thanks for the dumb. No, you don't care about any of that stuff. I really don't, I just, you know, really. Oh, there's big whiskey. Thanks for the dominoes. You don't care about any of that stuff. All right, so I have a theory. So that's the revenge of the cis guys having a little bit of fun with that. I mean, John, you can't just blatantly lie to everybody like this and not expect everyone to know. It's very obvious that you care. It's the only thing you care about right now. You have your fucking attorney as your co-host for some goddamn reason.

You care a lot. I mean, the reason is that Monique, the amazing Monique from Radio Gun turned you down. That's the reason why this is your sidekick, but still. I've got a couple here where John was talking about how ROTC or Revenge of the Sist isn't funny and Vinnie disagrees with them. Number 96. Okay.

Look, I thought the show was okay. I thought it was funny. They don't have a charismatic bone in their body you put you put me alone and a microphone against those two fat bald losers any day of week and i will i will out entertain them that's that's fucking funny man this guy is lost

and then uh... sixty five is events contradicting John again. But then you take these two loop ball fat losers in their basement and, you know, they have never said a funny thing out of their mouth ever. They did say, they say, well, whose fans he's irrelevant. That was funny. Some of the things that they were saying were kind of funny. I want, Vinnie. This guy's the, I mean, he's making

Senator John show, listenable. It for the first time ever his show was listenable because he brought on one of the trolls as the co-host. This is great. Yeah, so as I was listening to this, that's exactly what I thought is I could actually listen to a show by Vince. He's got a, he's got a good sense of humor.

Yeah, Vinnie or whatever the fuck his name is. I agree. I agree. We're big fans of Vinyu over here. Oh God. They talked about the fact that he had to take all of these videos down off of his YouTube channel, instead of in John did, because as we played last week, he has full videos from the Howard Stern show

up on his YouTube channel. And if you're going to start taking legal action against people and telling them that they can't play clips, you might not want to break the copyright law at the same time. There's this phrase about glass houses, I believe it goes, don't get fooled again anyway. My point is that they talk about the fact that I take these videos down and John's pissed that people want to have to have. look uh... scan man nineteen sixty seven here's a question for you Vince where did all the stern videos go john which time videos

uh... i guess on my youtube channel well you know i guess like you know you know vince that you know when you got these little douchebags you know all you know everybody everybody go after John now Oh go ahead. I'm not asking my fans to go after these fucking losers. No, you're asking your attorney to Don't you realize that's way worse? The ROTC guys never told people to go after you or your videos But you got your attorney to go after them. So of course people are going to call you on your bullshit. What world do you think you're living in?

I have that same clip pulled, but I have it marked as Vinny Jabs John at the end. Okay. I don't know if it was cut early. I remember 95. Well, you know, I guess like, you know, you know, Vince said, you know, you know I guess like you know you know Vince said you know when you got these little douchebags you know oh you know everybody everybody go after John now oh go I'm not asking my fans to go after these fucking losers you know but they oh come on let's get everybody to go after John wow how much energy are they fucking taken I mean just I mean Vince I, I didn't want to talk about him anymore,

but everybody keeps on putting their names on me. But it's like, who the fuck? Like, how much energy have they, this is the first time I've ever even really addressed these losers. And this will probably be the last time. But I mean, how much energy do they take in addressing me? Which, which I always ask you, who's a big loser? The loser or the one who follows him. I ask myself, yeah, I'm trying to think.

That's great. That's great because John thinks that he has another voice with him and not Royce from Revenge of the Sist, but Royce's previous sidekick. And Royce would just agree with everything John said. And so John still thinks that that's what's happening He's like let me ask you this Vitty aren't these guys jerks. He's like no, I think they're funny You're not gonna get the answer you want it's never gonna happen. You're not realizing that He's not quick this guy now picking up on shit. I just discovered a whole new column of clips that we haven't even touched on on John yet. Let's go. We'll start doing rapid fire because we got open to talking about. We got a couple other things. Oh, we also have Patrick Michael. I think

talking about too. So we got let's let's start cranking through right there. Okay, so this is now my second favorite clip that I've ever pulled for W.A. TV. So it was Vinnie was talking to John about an upcoming Tinder date, I believe. And John said, yeah, she's African- it was Vinnie was talking to John about an upcoming tender date I believe and John said yes she's African American Vinnie says why did you choose that instead of calling her black it's number 77 okay uh an African American is not black it's brown oh Jesus it's brown did you catch that? There was so much wrong with that What the fuck? Jazz the worst woke person ever is no idea how to be woke

Jesus try to explain how he's colorblind He's like an idiot You know what the white people aren't even really white did you know that Vitty? Okay, we should be called brown and beige is what he says Jesus Christ You know what the white people aren't even really white. Did you know that, Vinny? Okay. We should be called Brown and Bages, what he said. Jesus Christ. This is him, as you referenced about his kid being transgender, number 76.

And you know, after my kid called me and told me was transgender, you know, I first didn't know what it meant. I asked him if he was an airline, but then, you know, but, you know, that was a joke, but okay. But I guarantee that's in a stand-up act. One of the things that I learned from watching John stand-up, did you happen to see that video? No. Okay.

So one of the things I learned about Stuttering John is that he's written about a dozen jokes and he tells them every chance He gets every joke in his standup I've heard before on his podcast where he's pretending to just say it off the cuff and be witty The crazy part is is that even if he came up with the joke on the spot on the fly, it's not very funny I'd never laughed at it when I thought he just came up with it when they were talking about it. For example, I'll give you an example. When we were watching

his wedding video, I know I told you we were going to fly through these clips. I can't. I just can't do it. He's too much. All right. He we're we're talking to Monique and they were going through his wedding video. This was a bonus episode that I did with Kroge. And he talks about he's up with the band he's playing guitar and he's complimenting himself and how good he is at guitar and Monique says, well you know you you had that album how well did it sell and he says we went 10. So instead of like platinum or gold he went 10. Now I thought that that was a shit joke. Apparently it's also part of his stand-up act. He has a record album from his band that he was in 25 years ago and

he holds it up and he says, if anybody wants to buy the album, you know, it went 10. And people laugh at that. As if that's a fucking good joke anyway I've gotten I've gotten off on a tangent we had to get back to him talking about Viny and nods. What else he got? I've got a section here of John can't talk and it's just things that he said that made me I feel like I had to share number 66. He said, you know, well it also well it started out. I don't know if you know. I don't know how far well Yeah, you will you listen to the podcast I want to hear him and Dennis Rodman have a conversation. Oh my god. Yes, I have Dennis on his a guest Oh, it'd be amazing. You talk about his tinder day. It was Dennis

So did you did you hear the episode of the part of the episode where he was talking about Gary Delibati? I've heard some that he's talked, he talks about him all the time, but I don't know. So I'm sure it's a lot of this. I just picked up on a couple of of them where he, he will just tear into Gary about how he's as big as, biggest piece of shit that he's ever met, but how much he loves him. And it's just repeated over and over number 78. Because Gary is the most two-faced piece of shit in the world, but I always love him. That's amazing. He doesn't even realize when he's being funny.

The times when he's actually being funny, the jokes always out of him. Yeah, oh, definitely. That's I think every one. Yeah, oh, definitely. That's it. I think every one of these clips made me laugh, but now for the reason he was attending. Number 80. And this, that is the real Gary. So don't have any empathy or sympathy for the walkin' monkey

because he's a fucking backstab. Now I love him. Jesus Christ, John. Jesus Christ. And I love when he Jesus Christ John. Jesus Christ. And I love when he was talking about this, we didn't even talk about this, this celebrity boxing. He goes, I reached out to the promoter, I said, you gotta have me on there. I'm the most famous celebrity boxer of all time.

And I want to fight. The first person he said was Ralph Serella from the, who was by the way, not even on the Howard Stern show. He had to be Howard's stylist. He buys Howard Stern's clothes for him. That's the guy that he wants to have a celebrity boxing match with. I don't know what the ratings would be for that. I don't know if this is a pay-per-view event on this works.

I'm guessing it'd be fewer people than I ran his super chat on YouTube watching that. It would give a flag fuck about that event. I think what I'm saying is that he's living in the past. This is no longer relevant to the modern world, Centauri John versus Ralph. No one cares. That's all he does is talk about the past. How relevant he is now,

but he only talks about things that he's done in the past. Yeah, and that's probably where I had my glory days clips. So just assume that I asked you to play that now, we're gonna skip it because you already did that. Okay. I've got a number 81, this made me giggle him trying to talk again. What is back is against the wall.

He is gonna throw you right onto the buns. Pfft! Pfft! Okay. I hate when people throw me onto the wall. He is gonna throw you right on the debuts. Pfft! Okay. I hate when people throw me out of the buttons. Right. Gross. And then, uh, uh, he ended the episode. This is clip 102.

Okay. Give me a second. I have to go to a different board. I hear you. Thank you, every much. Very much, everybody. Thank you, Melendor. Thank you, every much. Thank you,

every much. We have a new side off. Thank you for that. So I've got, I don't want to play these just because I pulled them because it's probably going on too long. So I got one more super cut here. This is, I don't know how often if you picked up on him saying the words you know. Oh, yeah, thank you. Yes, I have. So I sent this to some poor bastard in Pakistan that I found on Fiverr and said, take out all the you knows and send it back to me. It's number 103. You play it.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. Can I just ask a quick question? Yeah. Is that real? You could actually hire someone to do this far here? I gotta go pass. You play 103. Here we go.

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Having a speech impediment like that, is it mean you're stupid? I get the sense that maybe it does. I don't think so. I think that he is stupid for a multitude of other reasons. Okay. Fair enough. I just have one more clip that I wanted to play from the revenge of the cis guys, because John has made this statement a number of times. He doesn't understand why there's so much hate and why people are going after him.

I'm afraid that they just don't get the hate. I don't know where it comes from. We made fun of you for like 20 minutes one day. Not even. Well, you know, he's like 10. Yeah, for 10 minutes one day. And then you made a fucking lawyer send us a fucking DM on Twitter. You fucking irrelevant boob. So again, reiterating the fact that he's kind of doing this to himself. Yeah, he could have just ignored everything and everything. The storm would have passed. It would have passed so quickly because he isn't a relevant boob. It would have passed so quickly. No, it would even know he was doing a podcast. He pranked President Trump what two years ago?

Like this shit is old news though. He has nothing as happened on his podcast since then that anyone would be talking about. Doug, anything else you want to play from John before we move on to other topics? No, I think I'll just let these die. That super cut was amazing. And I'm looking at full boards of clips from you. Hopefully we'll get to some of these because there's things other than southern John, but I get it. Like I'm listening and if you go to our sub right now,

it's nothing but videos of John talking. And as I go in there and I listen to it, I'm like I could be playing every clip of this. It's all of it's amazing. None of it would be boring. It's all amazing that this is the way he thinks. This is what he thinks is entertainment. So I get it.

I'm sure that once we finally get our lawsuit and we have to take down all of these episodes, hopefully somebody's archiving them somewhere. So that I'm just throwing it out there. There's a real good possibility that every episode where we talk about that our job will be taken off the internet. And when that happens,

we're gonna have about half of our episode still available for people, which we'll kind of suck. But, all right, real quick, I do wanna talk about a guy, and actually, a guy and his new best friend. So this would be the OP radio segment. We haven't done one in a couple of weeks. And I'm only going to zoom in on my friend, Vic Henley here because they go to Gap Heards and Vic is on the show because they're celebrating the fact that Vic has a brand new stand up album out which I'll get to in a

minute. But first, they decide that even though they've been drinking way too long, that they're going to do a second podcast. So they do one podcast that's boring and then they start up a second one. And the very beginning of this, Vic tells what he calls a hack joke, but I wanna ask you what the joke is, because I'm not even understanding why this would be funny. And then I started watching all the videos online, how to fix your back videos, and one, I'm not gonna lie to you,

it was a bit homoerotic and I didn't realize that. Is it more homo or erotic? It was, it was. That's the standard, sorry. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, the hack of college, he'd tell someone to say homo or erotic it was it was it was uh... that's the standard shard it was to hack your college have you come someone says homo erotic i'm required under articles of confederation comedy one forty seven paragraph two i have to say it was it more homo or erotic

so i ask you because they kindly interrupted opi to say was it more homo or erotic, didn't get any reaction at all, then it says, I know, that's a hack joke. What's funny about that? I don't know that it. I suppose if you were around a bunch of people who are homophobic, you could make the argument

that something is either homosexual or erotic, but it can be both. I see. Okay. So he wants to know the percentage that is homosexual versus the percentage that is erotic. And I guess his promise is that it would be 100 to zero. Right.

That would a great joke. All right. Victor tells a joke later on in the podcast that he gets people to laugh at. So then it just encourages him. He's one of these guys that you can't even snicker at an utterance that comes out of his mouth because then he won't shut the fuck up about it. What he didn't know was, you know.

Where'd I say shove it up your fucking ass? Yeah, we threw it, I mean. I'm shoving up your black fucking butt hole. Yeah. It's right. Put a nice show together. Everyone knows who that reference is. Yeah.

And I, uh, everyone has a black butt hole that eats something shoved in a heart. And guy, if you had a text, rusty black hole. rusty black hole. How black easy. it's so black Steven Hawkins couldn't find a physics problem in it So Vic is talking about a black bottle and

screaming about it actually and Then he tells the joke that Steven Hawking couldn't come up with a, I don't know, some type of scientific, physics problem, which is not funny, but then he says pretty good ad lib, three times in a row, a little bit, it's a little buried in there.

He's very proud of himself for coming up with that joke. Pretty good ad lib. Yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing comedy. Pretty good. Later on in the show, he's drunk and he's just interrupting people for no reason and won't shut the fuck up. I'm like I'm gonna go get the Mortis delis sandwich. That's what I'm gonna do because everyone's talking about this. I'll do know that when you get the South Paula. But I I seal. You have to say it that way. Brass seal. Yeah, no, you're when I was there. Brass seal. That was like maybe eight years ago.

Right. When you come out of the airboard. I'm not giving my phone. I'm counting to give him like that. My father is telling my father. I'm canceling my spot later. I know you said that. The guy's just trying to tell a story. And Vic is just shouting over all of it. And everyone's giggling as if this is entertaining. OK, tell me if I'm wrong.

So I've been around enough, you know, in my time in drinking and my time in business and the two combined, I have no idea who this Vic is. But I am picturing him as the type of guy, he's got his sunglasses up on his head or probably after on his ears, but they're facing the back. He's wearing a flower type of wine shirt,

khaki shorts and flip-flops. Sounds about right. He thinks this is the coolest guy in the bar. Absolutely, and he talks over everybody, interrupts everybody. He sounds like somebody that I wouldn't mind punching in the bar. Absolutely. He talks over everybody, interrupts everybody. He sounds like somebody that I wouldn't mind punching in the fucking throat. Well, I'm about to change a perception on this

because this is an important moment in WATP history. We've talked about this for years now that Vic Henley is a standup comedian and yet you cannot find his standup anywhere. I have no idea what types of jokes he tells in his stand-up, but I've often opined that it's terrible because he never utters anything funny or witty when he speaks. Well Opie is a Saturday tease us with a few bits from his new comedy album that dropped.

So this is from the Opie show, him playing Vic Henley stand up, and I'm excited to play this for you, and then we can break down what the jokes were. I get in the way to get in the outback steakhouse. I sit down and I'm with my mom. So I order Caesar salad, okay? And so here comes the waitress back, and she's just like the two girls from the wedding,

who she's 21, 22 year old Alabama girl. And she looks at me straight up. And she goes, the cook's there to tell you that we're out of Caesar leaves. He's the only one who's laughing. He's the only one who's laughing. And my mom's already going, don't! Because she knows I'm going to pound on this, right?

I still manage to get out of the pot,? Even I totally heard it, right? I just so got them stupid on it here again. And she didn't let me down. She came right back with the club set to tell you where I was facing the light. And I'm like, Romaine? And she goes, And she goes, I don't know. He just said to tell you, without a say they're letting me. Both are going more. That was it, again, those are my favorite ones. Most like SAT stands for Saturday, that's a joke I thought of, right? So I had to come down to the comedy club to work it out.

Which was most of the time, 90% of the time that I have the joke worked. You have a not do you think about it, you go to the club, you work it out over two or three weeks, you figure out what to put him with, take out, turn it to a joke. But the other 10% of the time, you could just be sitting at the Outback's take-house with your mother, and the heavens open up in a moron flasin' with your mother and the heavens open up and a moron flies in. On a Pegasus unicorn and a VBC and with a completely straight face that's the good thing about things are late. So...

That was a two-minute long bit. And the premise is that instead of saying Romain let us the server at this outback in Alabama said Caesar leaves and Vic told that joke for two minutes People are laughing. I mean there's people laughing. I don't know why Yeah, cuz you've been in comedy clubs before you know that you know that there there's this nervous energy Yes, when when somebody's on stage and they pause you know You're just laughing to make them not feel horrible.

There's a lot of that. You're also probably shit-faced. That don't hurt. Some of the heck going on as well. But that's what I thought his comedy would be. That makes a lot of sense. He thinks that by saying that I talked to a server at a restaurant and they said something stupid is a two-minute long comedy bit

He said something maybe did you did you cut that up or was that is that how that's exactly how it was He said SAT stands for Saturday. I thought of a joke. Oh, I think what he's doing there I think what he and again, this is how I'll play it on his show. I didn't change anything. I think he's doing a call back and saying, remember that bet I did earlier about how SAT stands for Saturday? Like, I wrote that joke. That was me. That's all me.

This bit I'm doing now is because I observed this in the real world. I think that's what he's saying. Okay. Which is insane because just hearing him say, SAT stands for Saturday, like, well, that's not funny at all. That's not a good bit. That was the funniest thing in the in the whole few minutes. I took my SATs. Oh, yeah. What did you do? Oh, it was Saturdays. I don't know. I don't know what his bed is. I haven't heard it. All right. Two more things that I want to play from OP real quick. And the first one is, you know the movie Parasite

that won the Best Picture, the Academy Awards. So, OP says that his wife won't watch Parasite because he doesn't like scary movies. And someone tells a joke that everyone goes bonkers over. So, with Parasite, my wife, I won't say it because she hates scary shit. It was scary.

It's not scary at all. Which is funny, this is- And she married you? It's so, ah! Ah! Ah! Nice. Good night.

Let's go eat chicken. So on OP Radio, this podcast that we've talked about from time to time, a funny joke is to say, she doesn't like things that are scary and she married you, and that apparently is a mic drop. We nailed it moving on. Type of joke on this show. Yeah, the show's over now. We don't go into it. How is it going to get funnier than that? That's amazingly funny. But good news, it does get funnier. They're still talking about parasite. And this is another joke that totally sucks.

It's gonna happen. One of the best things that's all after the one to ask was to make this even more scary. The only thing that could have happened was even was a North Korean movie. Ha ha ha ha. Nice. It cops her head.

Nice. Coming in for the blue line. He is coming in. He is coming in. It is like so barely a joke. Alright, and then Big Headley talks about how for some reason he was coming in from the blue line with that joke. I don't understand that either. That's enough about OP.

I don't know what this fucking guy is up to, but he is flailing. Alright, what do you want to talk about, Dolly? You got a bunch more clips on here. Well, I have a whole bunch of tod shit. Yay, tod shits! I think that I should probably play a stinger to get us in the mood for this. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me. Or we could play this one. Don't like my film Or we could play this one All right, what do we got Doug? Okay, so I don't know where you're at right now Are you are you itching to get out of here? You want me to just do it? I am excited to talk about Todd. Okay, I'm all in. Cause I don't want to rush through these. Good.

There's some gold in here. So you know what I might do is I might not put this out and just make it a bonus episode. So I don't have to do a bonus episode this month. That'd be amazing. If you're cool with that, I don't care what you do. Love it. All right. Okay, so this is, I've got to say thanks to Jody B from Poe Boys and PJ from We Are As Holes. They're the ones that hooked me up with the link to

these episodes because I never would have been able to fucking find them. This is from an episode called, or the podcast title is, is it the shoes? And then there's another podcast that he's doing called problem academy. Hmm, that's a new one. Okay, I don't know about that. Okay, so I'm just gonna start going through these, maybe try to give a little bit of a setup, but so that this is the intro to what's up,

is it the shoes? So you know what you're in for with the with the show it's number 25 Hey We're back. What's going on shoe lovers? What's going on? Shoes? What's going on? One that shoe over the kukus nest. I don't know. There's a name. There's something there shoe wearers sneaker heads shoe heads. I don't know. I don't know. There's definitely something there, and I feel it. And I think you do too. Sneaker heads, I like it. Okay, so this is the episode description as it is on iTunes or whatever. The only podcast show on steroids hosted by two future scientists, specifically for our rabies. Keep your distance, but also find us everywhere.

Enjoy a journey through anything and nothing each episode. Is it the shoes, explores current world happenings in entertainment and everything else? Kind of tired of typing what this show is, when it's really up to you as you listen, so goodbye or hello. And the premise of the show, as you heard in the description, is that it is too host.

Okay. I think he's like, eight episodes in yet, and he's never had a co-host. It's amazing. So number 26 is that. I also love that he used to do all these, he does 20 podcasts, and he used to have premises for podcasts.

This one doesn't movie review, this is true crime. Now it seems like every podcast is, we talk about pop culture or whatever Or comedy or other podcast like every single show is just about random nothing Which is very convenient when you don't prep at all. It makes it a lot easier. I hear you But either way welcome to is it the shoes I am Patrick and once again We're so low We're so low. He's friend didn't show up.

I wonder how long he sat there staring at Skype until he just gave up and said, I guess we're not going to call because she's still in my own. When you were listening to a professor talk or something and they say something that they know is powerful. So they repeat it to try to get it to. Number 30 is he touched on something that he realized was so powerful he needed to emphasize it. And this is a comedy podcast guys, keep that in mind. This is a show where anything can happen, where I can have a list of subjects, I can

have a list of topics, different points I want to talk about, and we can just run off on a tangent and talk about whatever comes across our plate and we're gonna get fed we're gonna get fed good I need some nourishment I need some terrible podcasting nourishment and I'm looking forward to getting fed I would like you to tell me what he meant by this this is him talking about his audio quality and how he's working on getting it near perfect. I want you to, like I said, I want you to explain to me

what he means in your 29. I will listen very carefully here. We will also get to a point where the audio sounds perfect, not just on my end, but on both ends, and in total. Okay, here's my interpretation of that. He does a show and he listens back to and he goes, this sounds amazing. And then he gets shit out by everyone on the internet telling him about terrible it is. And he goes, what the fuck?

What am I doing, Rog? So I think what he's trying to say is that he's just going to keep doing random shit until people stop complaining about it. And that's what he knows he's trying to say is that he's just going to keep doing random shit until people stop complaining about it. And that's what he knows he's dialed it in. All right. Was that your take out of that? I don't know. I can be right. Wait, if I was to say I'm going to produce content that has audio quality that's perfect on both ends, not just my end.

Yeah. That means like me talking, I can hear myself talking right now. It's perfect audio quality. That's amazing. Number 27 is him talking about the, what he's going to do regardless of if you care or not, I guess. We keep moving. We go forward.

We continue to produce. We bring things to you regardless if you want them or not. I love that. That is true. That is that is very true. Whether you want to hear my voice or not, I'm going to keep talking. It's pretty much his motto in life. All right. So I'm getting antsy because I know there's a really good one coming up, but I think it's probably going to, I don't know what it's going to do. So he spends a lot of time talking about why you should follow him on Twitter. Okay.

And one of the things that he mentions is how he may waste some of his potential comedy genius on Twitter, number 28. And I want to point out the fact that I am blocked, even though I've never once interacted with this person on Twitter. So I miss all of the comedy genius. Give you guys something. That's why I say follow us on Twitter because sometimes that's where I find

my best content. That's where I say the weirdest things. I waste a lot of jokes there. He started up, I say that's where he finds his best content, not where he puts his best content, makes me think maybe he's stealing jokes. I'm just throwing that out there. Sound like he said he's still jokes. If I was to interpret that. Okay, so this is him going on again about why you should follow him on Twitter and how he has some interactions with the top comics in the country.

Number 34. We get interactions with top comics like Joe list, Mark Norman, Rick Glassman, Jeremiah Watkins. Okay, we're all over the map baby. We're getting interactions. Okay. And honestly, that to me means more than anything else. Even if they don't have to, they don't have to say a word

Just hit that fucking like button So he's at mentioning all these people that he likes they're seeing it Obviously coming in in the notifications, and they're just hitting yeah, yeah, I saw it I saw it I saw it and he thinks that he's the king of Twitter because of this Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it. And he thinks that he's the king of Twitter because of this. Right. So at the tail end of that, did you hear the kid crying in the background? Yeah, of course I did.

It's his kid. Just wants attention from his dad. Okay, so number 38, I cut that just in case anybody else didn't pick up on it. They don't have to say a word. Just hit that fucking like button. Okay, so I put this through my process on my end. Okay. Number 37, I isolated it as much and zoomed in as much as I could on that to hear what that kid was saying. Even if they don't have to say a word. That's me. That's not fucking Mike Bun. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, so I am fully prepared for exhibit A in defense of you.

This is what is I haven't labeled the most a comfortable clip that I have ever listened to as far as podcasting goes. This made me more uncomfortable than growing up with my dad beating my mom. Okay, this is that bad number 53 Gonna get money for it. That's how I feel about some of my podcast episodes I'm like hey man if I'm gonna rant about something that I don't agree with I'm gonna make you pay for it I'll make you pay for I'm not gonna go and put it out there for free. That's absurd All right hold on I gotta beat the fuck out of this kid. Oh my god Let it play. Ah! I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. You know, my biggest thing, I guess I will say. I guess I will say. I guess I will say.

I guess I will say. I I'm not sure. Holy shit. So wasn't that a lot like listening to a 911 call? Yes. He's in the house. He just be quiet, just be quiet. Doug, what is he doing? Yeah, so here's what I think is doing. So he's got a live and girlfriend or whatever. Yeah.

It works. I think that she closes the door on her way out to work and says, I need you to watch the kid. I don't have a babysitter today. Do not podcast. And then he takes the kid and puts the kid in a fucking room somewhere. And then goes into his closet and starts talking. So number number 54 is is more of that. There's another silence, but it's the same thing. I want you to I want you to picture what's going on to set this whole thing up as and I

Suggest what it was 54. I'll try to picture it Is that around that area and perform with these places consistently and he's got to compete with them for instance like I'm a fan of the What Mỗi So I guess what I'm saying is knowing that you're going up on st. Doug, this kid is two and a half years old. Right. By themselves. Correct. This is what I saw. I just close my eyes and I listen to that.

Here's my mental image and you tell me what you think. The kid wants attention, obviously. And needs someone to be watching if he's doing a half. So he gets up from his podcasting, picks the kid up, puts him down on the couch in front of I'm guessing a cathode ray tube turns out the price is right and says are we good now? And then goes back in the closet and starts podcasting again. Yeah, throw probably gets into the cupboard and throw some stale goldfish at the fucking kid.

Holy shit, man. Do you remember, so it was a couple of weeks back or whatever where somebody had made a joke and said something about CPS? Yes, and he flew off the handle about it. Yeah, I think I know why. Yeah, I think I do too. It was Yeah, I think I know why. I think I do too. It was interesting.

I think I brought this up, but somebody mentioned in our subreddit or somewhere that his reaction to the CPS joke makes it seem like he's had interactions with these people before. He's currently under investigation. Right, like he wouldn't freak out that bad about it. He's been like, oh yeah, real funny.

Like I love my kids, what are you talking about but instead of just like what you want to come here and fight me when you talk about CPS like oh whoa whoa dude relax it's a fucking joke wow wow I am trigger to ever wrote that in the in the discord all we shit I don't know where to go from here. I don't know either because it's gotten a lot less fun, hasn't it? No, I think that I think the thought of him, it's okay. I'm an asshole. It's funny to me, thinking of him living in this shitty fucking trailer, his wife working at, I'm, I have to assume she's a waitress at Denny's.

And as soon as she walks out the door, he's like, all right, now's my chance to go get famous. Throw the kid on the couch, runs into his closet and just starts rambling into one is 87 podcasts. It's it's funny to me. It's amazing. Yeah. Number 31, this I think this will give you some insight into how he was raised. You know, speaking of getting fed guys, I really, I don't know if there's a lot of people that are will give you some insight into how he was raised. cheeseburger macaroni that was fire and it was fire type of mother who could make it very well it was delicious I don't ever remember she never really even added stuff to it like you could throw things in there to make it taste even better but why it's already great but those damn commercials back in the day were absurd oh my god my mom could make really good hamburger helper. That's something I've never heard before.

It was fire, Doug. And she had a very specific technique that she used. It was called following the directions exactly. Like, wow, amazing. You don't say... Which really is just browning hamburger, draining grease and throwing shit into it. Yes.

It's the braziest meal. It's literally when you are out of ideas on what to make for dinner. I don't think it exists anymore, does it? Yes, it does. Okay, fair enough. But so if those of you that don't know what hamburger helper is, there's also a tuna helper, and I think a chicken helper, but he explains what tuna helper and all those things are number 32. Tuna helper we all know the thing it's a helper that's what it is. Brilliant explanation see I first I was thinking there's probably people who've never had hamburger helper should we describe it but now that he has I think we're good it's all clear now. No, it's all clear.

Oh boy. This guy sucks with podcasting. He's the worst. You know what? He needs to get, so he's got this show where he's supposed to have a sidekick or a co-host. What's it called? It's all about the shoes or sneaker cast or what does it call?

He's got to get that attorney from New York Vince to come on the show with them. That just if Vince just went on shame as a show and just like read from a random super chat, that would be entertaining. All right. What else he got? He has a tendency to jump from one subject to another subject and not necessarily be real good at the segue. Number 44. Speaking of podcasts or speaking of comedians, I like to do a great transition, and that's what I'm all about here. Good transitions. Well, I'll never forget this little bit that I keep on my board. But then again, some of the, I'm kind of contradicting myself in a lot of ways.

Yeah, you can't do a shitty transition walk, sweetie. How much you like transitions. Okay, so I've got talking about him contradicting himself. Yeah, wait, wait number 55. This is the setup clip. And that's how I feel about myself. I don't feel like I'm an intelligent person. I just have the ability to remember things and find them in my head.

Fast. It's just, it's a weird thing to have, but when you do have it and possess it and you figure out how to utilize it, you can feel smarter. Okay. Okay. So then that leads into number 56,

which is the types of things that you can do. When you have that ability to recall information in an instant. It's just having the ability to get to that information, find it faster than everyone else. And when you can do that, you can be a comedian. You can be a professional talker. You can have a podcast. You can do virtually anything. Okay. Now number 57 is him giving examples of how that works in real life. Get away. And that's how I feel about myself.

I don't feel like I'm an intelligent person. I just have the ability to remember things and find them in my head. Fast. Like Theo will say a joke. Like he did it in the most recent episode where he's like, I can't even remember how the joke.

Ah! Ah! That's fucking guy. Ah! It's almost like he's doing it in, but you can't set that up any better And then Number 58 is another example and that's how I feel about myself I don't feel like I'm an intelligent person. I just have the ability to remember things and find them in my head

fast, I'm halfway through What is it? I keep forgetting. You think he's unrealistic about his own ability stuck? You think maybe he's not really understanding what his strengths are in life? So I think he's well aware of his strengths. He went on a long rant about other or about standup comics. Yeah. And of course he has to reference the fact that he himself has done standup comedy number 51. Oh, he sure has. Because if you're a comedian of any kind, you know when it's special time, you know when you got the right material for the special, I'll tell you, my first

time doing comedy, I wrote a lot. I was writing jokes every single day, just coming up with stuff in the moment, writing it down, saving it, coming back to it, fixing it. And that's because I study comedy. I really know comedy like that. Oh my God. And then, there's a one that you hear people talk about Chris Rock.

This is how they describe the guy. Now, Chris doesn't say that it's about himself, but you'll hear people say like Chris Rock studies comedy. He's a huge fan of comedy. He understands all the different styles of it. He studies it. Chris Rock has put out amazing comedy specials. This fucking idiot has index cards in his hands, stumbles through the, set up in the punchline,

nobody laughs, and then the awkwardity goes, huh, okay, and then earlier today I was in an Uber. He couldn't be worse at comedy. You should probably try to perfect that skill before you go on and on about how great you are at and how you study it as if you're an artist. I'm sorry, what else you got? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha find some place to use it. Thank you. Recording proper audio was never my forte. Thank you.

Yes. I will keep this. I'll put this right over here. We'll keep it on the board. Thank you. Oh, him and me alike. I'll be honest with you. I got another 20 or so Todd clips.

I don't know how many of you want to go through. I'm exhausted, but I'm loving these, so let's keep going. That's all that matters because I've even wrote jokes off of like a tweet that a commute like Joe list wrote a tweet the other day. He simply said, what does it mean when your shit floats? And I don't mean in the water, I mean in the air above the toilet. And I said, you must be using the bathroom at Hogwarts. Oh boy. You know that your reaction is better than any drop that could have been placed after that. Oh my God. He's fucking punching up Joe lists fucking tweets now

Joe, I think yeah, he started off with a good premise. Let me just punch this up for you I think we could probably put a tag on this and make it a little bit fatter Holy shit and number 40 is his his reaction to his punchline You must be using the bathroom at Hogwarts. And he actually liked that. That's the stuff I live forward to. Oh, I don't care so much about the interaction. We don't got to have a conversation.

Just let me know that you saw it and you respect it by giving it a heart. You enjoyed it to that degree. I wish that he had a heart for his kid who's crying in the background. Every single it to that degree. I wish that he had heart for his kid who's crying in the background every single clip that you've pulled. There's a kid looking for attention in love from his father. And this guy's getting love from Twitter. It's sad. Oh yeah. Oh, I don't want you to play the clip. It's two minutes long, but it's it's two minutes of him talking about how he's going to let his hair grow and let his beard grow for November. And then into the

upcoming months past that, it's number 48 is that. So, play number 49. This is after he just talked for two minutes. Well, let's just get a taste of the 48. Can we do that? Oh, go ahead. Let's get a taste of it. It's almost November. And this is more important because I have basically cut all of my hair all the way down. And that's my head hair as well as my beard.

Okay. It's there for a time. It is supporting. Yeah, what do you got? He goes on and on. I mean, it's interesting. It's over two. It is supporting. Yeah, what do you got? He goes on and on. I mean, it's interesting. It's over two minutes that clip. It's talking about how short his hair is.

Like, we get it. We get where your hair grows from. We know. It is recording audio. But for what? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? It's a four.

What is it for? Who is it for? Who is it for? I don't know anymore. So he's losing his mind. Absolutely. You're telling me this guy has fucking lost it. I'm shocked by the way and we didn't even bring this up yet, but he doesn't do a live

podcast, right? He records them and then he puts them out as MP3s or M4As or the fuck thing he's doing. So these two were MP4s with no video attachment. Oh, shit, the audio. Oh, fucking idiot. Okay, let's see, so stupid. Okay. So the idea that he's playing his kid crying in the background

and then getting up and then coming back and recording again, why wouldn't he take that out? Why wouldn't he take that out? Why wouldn't he, and his podcast, what else does he have to do? What else is he doing? So what I thought was really interesting is that, so he's getting up, he's, okay, he stopped and talking, he gets up, grabs his kid, puts his kid in the other room.

I guess puts the laundry basket props props it against the door, whatever. And then he rushes back, but he rushes back to not have anything to talk about. It's not like he has an agenda or time content. It's just him rambling. Yeah, you can pick this up at any time. It doesn't matter. I got an idea. Pick up a book and read a story to your kid for 30 minutes

and then come back and talk about how Brian Callin had a really funny joke on the latest episode of Fighter and the Kid. Like, he doesn't have to- you don't have to talk about this right now. You don't have an audience. Or at all. Or at all. There's no audience looking for this. It doesn't matter. The only people who want you in their lives are the two people, the two little people in your trailer who are crying in the background of every segment. It's so sad that he's, he wants this attention from these comedians. He wants to have this audience. He has multiple patrons with no patrons and he he's he's trying to create this universe It will never exist when he has a family as people who want to spend time with them

And I know I feel like I'm fucking losing it because now I'm actually explaining on a live as not a live life What am I doing by the way somebody brought up that I should really become a patron and I think I'm going to do that this month. I think I'm going to join. I am looking forward to whatever exclusive content I would get for being his second supporter on that website. So that's going to cause a very interesting dynamic because I assume you're going to sign up under your real name. Well, your show name.

Yeah, the show name. Yeah, my name on Patreon is Carl Watt. As soon as you do that, he's going to close the Patreon. You're probably, yes. He's not going to want my five boxes out with your sign. Yeah. Okay, so number, I think this is the last one I want to do with him. I've got a couple here, but number 46 is him explaining how where you can find his

content. I just thought it was an interesting take on podcasting. Because I know just as much as everybody else who does a podcast, it doesn't matter how much effort you put into the editing, to the art, to the promotion. That stuff really matters, especially if you are competing in the same field as guys that have money for advertisement. They have an established name. It's just easier for them. So this is a very interesting field because the lowest tier is in the same playing field as the highest. You can find my content in the exact same place.

You find Joe Rogan. No one fights your content. We're all right. That's weird. No, none of that is true. None of that is true. So what he said was it doesn't matter what content you put out, what it sounds like with the artwork or how you promote it.

None of that matters. Right. Because there's guys out like with the artwork or how you promote it. None of that matters. Right. Because there's guys out there with a lot of money that can advertise. So right there is inconsistency in the message. Right. Okay. And what he's saying is it doesn't matter if I do any of this shit because you'll never

find my shit because you got all these other guys coming in. The big names starting a podcast, taking all the audiences. Right. It turns that back. He comes back into, we're on the same plane field. But then he says everyone fights me in the same spot where they fight in Joroga. Right. There is nothing in that sentence that makes any sense at all,

nothing. This makes sense to me because he's confused as to what he's even trying to accomplish. So the fact that he goes on there and says, just having a podcast, just having an MP3 file on the internet is, that's all the achievement I need in the world because that's the same thing that Joe Rogan has as an MP3 file on the internet. And I'm wondering if maybe that's why he's not becoming better at what he does. He's not understanding that the success comes

with people actually downloading it and listening to it on purpose. But that's where you want to accomplish. If that's the case then, isn't he 42 times more successful than Joe Rogan? Wait, how do you figure that? Because he's got 41 more pockets than Joe Rogan. Right.

That's a great point. That's where he's putting his success. He's like Joe Rogan. This idiot only has one podcast What a fucking moron. I have 22. I'm killing it over here So I think it's well known I Think it's well known what you do for a living and I kind of wanted to get your take on this and then we can wrap this shit up. Sounds good. Number 41. But here's the thing about the mascot.

The mascot, blurr, or whatever I just did. I was thinking about it deeper when I wrote the joke because it's like, I've never ate green beans because some giant said I should. I've also never ate mac and cheese because a dinosaur said it was good. Nor have I ever ate cereal because some tiger named Tony said it was great. Bullshit! And has that ever worked? I don't know at any point in history where a mascot for some product somehow improved its ability to reach people

or people to be invested in it. That just seems weird to me. It seems like you could go without it. If the product is good, it's fine. You don't need a character. Okay. What's your take? All right.

So I am a professional marketer and I live in western New York and we had a product here in western New York that was called Flutey Flakes. And what Flutey Flakes is is it's the worst breakfast cereal to ever exist. It tastes like garbage. But I had a picture of Doug Flutey on the front of it. And Doug Flutey was the quarterback for the Buffalo Bills in the late 90s and early 2000s and They sold out of these fucking things. They couldn't make them fast enough Every fucking shitty Buffalo Bills fan was buying this crap serial known as Flutey flakes because of the picture on the box the picture On the box. So I guess what I'm trying to say is he has no idea what he's talking about. He's a fucking moron.

No idea. What I thought your take would be on. Yeah, I mean, there's a reason why companies have been doing this for centuries. It's because it works. He fucking idiots. Yeah, I think that it's almost like it's a fucking billion dollar industry. I'm not doing fucking work. Is that a good one to end it on? You got a clip that we can end it on here.

Yeah, end it on 52 and that'll be done. Your life, I've been nothing but a chubby fucking funny dude my entire life. So why would I not put it on to a stage and showcase it for more people? But then you got guys like this who already have a following they've already created a fan base and they're gonna sell tickets because those fucking guys Will come they'll always come no matter the quality He thinks very very highly of his comedic skills. Oh, yeah, he does Which is strange because he's never said anything funny on his podcast. And he always puts comedy in the description

of just about every podcast he does. And he calls himself a comedian, and he says it's a comedy podcast. He's never told a funny joke, except for the ones that he reads out of the comedy books that he bought, the joke books that he bought, which are great, because he doesn't even get those jokes. It's what's not.

When he was doing those, the videos in his closet where it was him just saying random shit. Yeah. That was the closest that he had ever come to trying to do comedy, correct? That's a good point on his podcast. That's a good point. He would say things like my grandfather would sleep standing up. And he thought that was really funny. Cause it's not true.

And then the other, the other attempts that he does a comedy on his podcast is when he talks about a tweet that he wrote. Oh, right. Like somebody else's floating, the floating poop. See, I already forgot about it my bad It's like it's like I'm working with Dennis Rodman here All right We gotta wrap things up but before we do everyone's favorite part of the show

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I asked him how much he banished. He lied to me. I didn't lie to you. And I got fucking also. I got good how much he banished. He lied to me. I did lied to you. And I got fucking also. I got good news too. Just hot off the press and give it. I'm a doctor. Are you cool if I show count?

You're, you're absolutely. Absolutely. You know what this is, Doug? I do not. This is a podcast called The Fighter and the Kid starring Brian Kellan and Brendan Shobb. This is long overdue. We've been getting this suggested for years now.

It came in from Doug's and I'm excited to talk about this podcast because it features a comedian and then an XMMA guy who thinks he's a comedian. This was what what's his nuts Todd was talking about the entire episode. Yes. Todd is obsessed with Brendan Shobb. Todd doesn't think Brendan Shobb's funny. That tells you how I'm funny this fucking guy is. Yeah, that's what most of these clips are that I have left over is is in reference to how he doesn't think he's funny and he has no business podcasting. I'll have to keep these clips that for next week.

Sounds like it's gonna work out. 42 is a good one to play next week in reference to next week. Fuck it, I'll play right now. Now maybe that's why the best actors, Leonardo DiCaprio between St. Leonardo andardo Whatever the top guys They probably don't dabble too far outside of their craft

That's why they're great They're not just good They're great because they continue to do that They didn't say okay well I'm a good actor But I've been a good musician since I was 15 Why not do that also? It's like, well, we're paying to see you on screen. We don't pay you to sit behind a guitar, friend. That's a different art. If that's what you wanted, be good at that first.

That is amazing to me to have that mindset. So what he was saying, he was saying that the UFC guy shouldn't get in the company. Yeah, he shouldn't get in the standup comedy, or he should have done that first. Right. I also love the idea that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't do anything but act.

Meanwhile, this guy is a social activist. He's doing so much shit right or wrong, whatever you wanna think, but he's like the voice of climate change, climate change awareness. This guy is all over the place. He's like, you know what I'm about? This guy said all he does is just acted movies.

Like, what? And what universe is that true? All right. That's fun stuff. Doug, I want to thank you for coming on and tell people to check out who's right, Doug and Anthony, on who's right. I heard that you guys are putting out more free content these days and you had been in the past.

What's going on on the who's right podcast? Oh, yeah. We we dabbled a little bit in going every other week to try to tighten up our Patreon bonus shows, but we ended up just going to do in our bonus shows on Sundays and going back to doing a weekly show. Oh awesome. So here a show every week and then of course subscribe to their Patreon and support Doug and Anthony who do an awesome job on their show and also contribute to WATP. And we very much appreciate that. While we're plugging other podcasts, I do want to mention

when I had Vinion last week we talked about our new show, it is now available. It's called the creep off. You can go to thecreepoff.com and find it's probably available and whatever player that you have Spotify, iTunes, whatever's out there these days. We took us a little bit to get the show up and we were going to do another one this week at what we can't because we need people to listen to it and then vote on who the biggest creep is because every week is a contest. So check out that show and vote for the guy that I said was the biggest creep so that I beat Finney. It's very important to me that I win Doug, I'm gonna let you go buddy because we've run so long. I'm gonna play a couple of voice mails, but you don't have to hang out for that All right, thanks, bye dude. Thank you so much. I

I think that we both learned something over a hundred clips is probably too many No, I'm fine. Okay So please please join us again next week it might be that show we fight out once for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every bony Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. I'm gonna show us reached a new low Fucking face

Fuck That's cool Oh, fucking chairs You gotta have proof This dude is fucking corn You know who are these podcasts? I don't know I don't get it makes no sense Zoo you there buddy. I am but hey Good to hear you now. Maybe you had me muted. I did, my apologies. PJ, if you're available, come on in.

See what's new, buddy. How are things? Things are going. I don't have a whole lot to report. How's community? Because I was getting that a whole doxing thing a little bit ago. Oh, yeah. You went through a whole doxing episode.

Yeah. I was moderating that subreddit that's specifically tracking like Boogie 2988's downfall and those people are fucking nuts. So it's like fuck this. I don't need this in my life. Yeah. So Boogie, I only know because he was on Dixho and they talked about rebooting the biggest problem. So he was going to be the co-host. I have a feeling that that has died on the vine. That whole idea, all right? More or less, yeah. I haven't really kept track since I bailed on that subreddit,

but he's basically a piece of shit who uses his emotional manipulation and momental illness to get people to do what they want. What do he wants? Weird. Yeah, it's fucked up. He's not a good person and he hides behind like the whole, I'm Mr. Internet or Mr. Rogers of the Internet thing.

But meanwhile, he's on TikTok, shirtless like we're playing to like 14 year olds. It's fucked. Okay. Hey, can you hear me? I can olds, it's fucked. Okay. Hey, can you hear me? I can, what's up PJ? Okay. Hey, not much about yourself.

Ah, PJ, you've been killing it for us. I don't understand this thing. We have to post the song in the sub-right before we play it on the show. Oh yeah, because 20 people listening to a show comes out as such a big deal. That is true. Very few people give a shit when you both would have respond.

Yeah, no one cares. No one gives a fuck. I got 200 listens though on my SoundCloud this week. For me, normally I get like 20 listens a week. I was like, hey, people liked something. I don't know what. That's awesome. No one actually listens.

It's usually just like one person finds my SoundCloud and listens to the same song like 90 times for some reason. It's interesting that you say that because in Todd's world, that would be, you'd be a celebrity if one person listed 90 times. But you don't know if that's that great. I was saying today, if I'm like, man, if I ever get 10,000 listens, I'm never going to shut up about it. So, so those support PJ, would you not want him talking

about all of his lessons? PJ, what's your new podcast that you're doing, buddy? It's called We Are Aspholes with Bay from the membrane podcast and it's other guy Andrew, who's sometimes on who's right, I think. Okay, we just say really racist and sexist stuff all the time. That's it. Wow, I think you got to come up with a better elevator pitch though that. I don't think a lot of services like Patreon are going to look very kindly upon.

We provide racist content. Where does the bunch of white guys hating on everyone come check us out. No, everyone, it's fine. We're all race and gender fluid, so we can say what everyone. Oh, you're no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, O P J. Yeah, but you guys you guys can say the end word I'm giving you the end word past so oh I got three end word passes I'm just waiting to use them because you can only you use it then you have to hand it in all right here's a voicemail that came in with a podcast suggestion for us. Hey Carl I got a podcast suggestion you guys got to listen to it's called the poo cast. It's with a couple of YouTubers and they only talk about poop and some weird nonsense. The episode literally starts off with them saying, I'm gonna suck your dick. I'm gonna suck your, no, I'm gonna suck your dick. And as one guy says he drinks his own come in the podcast. It is poo cast

episode number three The title of is called Borat loves scats. These guys are just really fucking weird This is a weird rabbit hole that hasn't been covered before and I think it'd be hilarious if you guys covered it There's a lot of stuff to make fun of with these guys. All right. Have a good one Carl Haven't you guys been covering O OP for like a year now? Well, it's funny when you described the show as like I think you're talking about Comtown. I've heard the show before.

I get it. It's about a poop joke, some things in the butt. Alright, whatever, we'll check it out. It can't be any worse than listening to a guy describe him drinking horse semen. That was rough. That was a rough one. You got through that without even flinching. Well.

Which led me to question things a little bit. I'll lay that to rest there. I'm like, this guy's fucking a dog. Is it hot? Is it a hot dog? Because otherwise, all right. Here is a voicemail from the hot carol guy and the hot carol guy is excited that he was acknowledged.

Hey Carl, this is a hot carol guy. Uh, everyone's calling to say, you know how they say, uh, don't meet your heroes. Well, what the fuck do they know? I mean, band practice guy talked about me. How great is that? Hey, man, don't worry about it. I'm not feeling your thing. It was a one-time thing.

I just wanted to call in and talk about what a fucking MOOC Carl sounds like when he says, ha, ha, no. But don't worry, man. It's all in you. Don't come after me with some West Side story snapper some shit I do think that's amazing when band practice guy acknowledges you. It means you've made it

Oh, this is a guy who liked when Vinnie was making fun of Vic Hey Carl's a white shrewdy a guy. Yeah, I was about to call on and say what a good job Vinnie was doing tearing up fucking Vic But then she called in about this very text that I sent her asking for the bonus. That's that. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. She's got to be living lying. That is weird. Why wouldn't like at least a dozen people send pictures of black man's penises to her. I'm not saying you should, but if you want it to be funny.

Yeah, like I'm surprised nobody's just sent a picture of a penis, not not their penis. Yeah. Oh God. What if I just don't just penises in general. All right. sorry, Vic Let's talk more about Vic Okay, two things first I just wanted to say that I have seen Bixby and They are not pretty. They're hairy. They're gnarly her nails. They're fucking jaded They look like she's just out there bear putting the bush all day walking around jaded they look like she's just out there barefoot in the bush all day walking around with the fucking alligators and shit and I know for the fact

she's out there free-bushing too because she told me herself that when she's out there in the bush she does not squat she just kisses right down her legs and that's how she queens her feet so this so people know so I have information secondly the car open episode one2, you really disappointed us. I was hoping with all of my heart and soul that it would be Kaya starting off the show with an announcement that you are now dead from the coronavirus and Kaya is the new co-host. Because I mean, we all know the show is better when he's there and it's twice as good as that when he's there without you and Yeah, about it. Just wanted to break your heart there Carol. We love you though. I mean

Which was your team mean as a host Because who would who would be the host if Kaya was the co-host? Yeah, I think you meant Kaya and Dog are better than Have you shit together before you call in I Not sure which part of that broke my heart the fact that Vicks feet are terrible and she pees down her leg or the idea that Kaya's way funnier than me I'm pretty sure Vicks just a vulture wearing human clothes. That's probably true.

Possibly reptilian. I agree. Kaya is amazing and looking forward to having him on the show again. It's been a little while. This is a guy who's mad at Vick. I told her hey, you know, Kaya released the same fucking bonus episode as Dick and I paid $5 a month to both of them. So I basically got no fucking bonus episode. But now as you had to go and be such a bitch about it, I just wanted her to yell at you. That's all I wanted from her was to yell at you. And then she has to go and be a bitch to me in your voice mail section. You know what? Fuck her, dude. Fuck her. I am now a team

anti-vict, okay? Vic is such a whore. She sent me a bunch of pictures of her feet because she's a whore. Fuck Vic. I thought that was a poor math on that person's behalf. He said, I subscribe to both WTP and the DIC show and and patreon we both put out the same bonus episode So it was like getting zero bonus episodes. Well, no One bonus episode I mean there's so bonus episode I was thought that the Dixho crossover was like a bonus bonus episode. It's a bomb release your own bonus episodes And then that's another bonus episode.

Is that wrong? I don't pay that much. Well, unfortunately, it's the only bonus we put out in February. So it's not like that was a double. But we should do that more often. And frankly, the episode today was a marathon. It might turn into three bonus episodes. Or I'll just take the rest of the month off and just put out 15 minutes at a time.

I'm fine. I like how Doug went from having no clips one episode to having like 300 clips in another episode. Dude, today was crazy. He sent these to me this morning. So the first thing I, or maybe it was last night, but this morning I get up and I look at my email and I see his over 100 clips.

I'm like, what the, I kind of thought he was fucking with me. I didn't email and I see his over 100 clips. I'm like what the I Kind of thought he was fucking with me. I didn't realize that they're actually all really clips I think we played half of them. I think I still have them on the board. I think one of the first clips you played was episode Where's a clip like 71? Yeah, right. He's like, what? Check out my clip 89. You're gonna like this probably what's 89? Back. Can't believe he kept track of it long. Yeah, I think he realized it overwhelmed himself with that one. All right, what did I just play?

This is, oh, this was, we were talking about how Senator John is doing this super chat show now, which is so crazy because it's nothing but people trolling him and he doesn't wanna answer any of the questions questions doesn't make any sense why he's doing this format. But one of the people who were in there and actually spending money to get him to acknowledge W-H-P references called in. Hey Carl, it's Nika. I just listed the Citroen John's podcast.

It's like a carcinogen for the years. I feel like I'm going to die of cancer. I hope you give me money for sending in a super chat. I will not. Ask about Gary Indiana and for a shout out. I hope you send me that $10 back because I'm never going to get those $10 back doing anything because it is a whole certain john is a black hole of of information of anything and I feel like I just have

negative money now I know I don't I know I did lost $10 but I feel like I lost more money because I gave it to Steterian yeah you gave your money to Steterian John that's way worse at losing time now how host is just an internet troll? Yeah. I don't think it's an actual co-host because the entire time all he did was read the super chat that we're just talking negatively about John and he forced John to read the super chat to talk negatively about him. It's so bizarre.

I don't know. I'm going to cut that one could be did cover all of that. I think people know what that was, but thank you very much for participating in that super chat. I saw a number of people in there making references WTP and asking John about me specifically. It seems like he's got a lawsuit that he's working on, although his attorney doesn't have.

Do you have some advice for some people like Nico there? I'm not saying this is good advice nor is this legal advice, but you could always do a charge back. Oh yeah. You know, if you really don't want to give Stuttering John your money and for some reason you think there's something weird with the payment, you could just do a charge back. That's brilliant. We could get all of our questions right and never pay a cent for it. That's a judge back. That's brilliant. We could get all of our questions right and never pay

a send for it. It's a good idea. You know, it's just a suggestion. I'm not saying anyone should do it, but if Nico's that upside about giving Stuttering John money there isn't Avenue. Stuttering John show is one of the only podcasts that the video was worth watching just to Stuttering John. Somehow he's recording in 2020 in like a 4-3 aspect ratio. He's soaked and sweat the whole time. And then his co-host now, he has like the least flattering shot of his bald head. It's like somehow the camera's angled directly at his forehead. So you see how bald he is. Oh, it's amazing. You gotta watch the video if you have it. It's amazing. The Vince is on there. I don't know why he has his webcam term down because in the first one, it's amazing. You gotta watch the video if you have it. It's amazing. The Vince is on there. I don't know why he has his webcam term, Don, because in the first one, he's, it's not.

In the second one, it is, but like you said, it's a close up of his forehead. It doesn't make any sense. Like, do you, are you looking at the screen? Can you see that that's not a good placement for the camera to be? I'm pretty sure he's doing it to fuck with John and just make a show even more uncomfortable to watch. For sure. There was a post on the subreddit where he was asking for people like super chat so he could have beer money. Yeah, thank you for all that.

How did you not talk about that? Thank you. What happened all week? I wanted to bring that up. Stuttering John famously made a half a million dollars a year working for the tonight's show. He talks about it all the time. His salary was $500,000 a year for many years. And he has a super chat where he's excited about someone don't need two bucks so he can go

by beer at the pub that he hangs out at. How is that possible? I mean, if I mean, he just drinks so much alcohol, there's no way that he's not just drunk 90% of the time. Well, he also works out four to five times a week and he's getting ready for his celebrity boxing match. Let's not forget about that. Oh, yeah, you're he's got a very intense workout regimen. Yes, he's loaded up on like whiskey and salami just all the time. That's not very cheap stuff. I found Carl I found the post and he's like anyone that superchats a minimum of a hundred dollars will be a lifetime moderator Not joking, but you will be needed to produce the podcast too

No, it's not for my gas bill and then six minutes later Okay, whatever you donate of you want me to confirm the rumors and later, okay, whatever you donate of you want me to confirm the rumors. And I guess three minutes before that, he's like, okay, any $20 superchets, I will make moderators. I need drinking money. I think he also said you need to be able to edit the show. Something like that, right? And wasn't that in there too? There's a fiber.

There's too much to clip. I even forgot about the part where he's looking at his phone. He's reading his phone while Vince is talking. Vince goes, John, you're not paying attention on your own show. You didn't even hear what I just said. And John goes, oh, I'm sorry, the gas company sent me an email. They're turning off my gas because I didn't,

I didn't forgot to pay the bill. And we've revented the CES, brilliantly broke this down. They're like, well, if you don't pay your gas bill, they don't turn off your gas for months. They'll give you notices after notice, and they might go four to six months before they're actually turning shit off. Like, how poor is this guy?

Meanwhile, he's talking about how he's brought Casey from his mansion in LA. It's not just that adding up. And he's talking about how he's brought Casey from his mansion in LA. It's not just that ending up. And he's selling out comedy shows, Carl. Right. He's got his big comedy tour that he's doing. I just have one more voicemail. I didn't write no, so I don't know what it is. Hey, what's up, Carl? This is a coronavirus here. I've been infecting a lot of people lately, but I can't seem to get a hold of your fucking lane voice milk segment and this room fucking sucks. So look out. I'm some of it. I love you and follow that. All right. Well, maybe Vic has the coronavirus. I feel like she's not here today.

Awesome. I gotta get the fuck out of here. PJ and Zoo, thank you so much for happening on. Sure. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Yep. Great to talk to you both. We'll see you next week. Gagia. We are assholes. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should just kill yourself. We understand why a loser like Carl, you know, Carla, whatever that, you know, her name is

over at, you know, fucking podcasts, or russ, or whatever that fucking thing is. I understand why they would like, you know, try and take me down because they have to punch up, you know, they got a punch because they know that I make news. They know that I have a huge fan base. They know that not only was I on the Stern Show for 15 years, I was on the tonight show for 10. you