Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep197 - The Fighter and the Kid

Episode Date: March 15, 2020

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episode comes out every single month. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Fighter in the Kid. This is a suggestion from Duges. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a very popular show hosted by Brendan Schobb and Brian Callan.

And I was familiar with the show. It's been suggested for years, but I've never really checked it out until this week. I was a little surprised at just how boring this show is. It's not just that it's boring because look, there's a lot of podcasts, there's millions of them, right? Yeah.

It's not that it's a boring show. It's boring and blended may be the stupidest person to ever be in this median. And look, we've had some dumb people, right? Yeah. Probably one of the dumbest people to ever be in this meeting. And look, we've had some dumb people, right? Yeah. Probably one of the dumbest people to ever do it. He is the dumbest person to ever quote unquote succeed in comedy or in podcasting. Yeah, I have to say this, this particular episode, because we goof on these guys all the time. So we've watched a lot of clips. This, even for them, was an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, clips. This, even for them, was an egregiously bad episode.

It was very boring. You know what it sounded like to me? So they didn't have any guests on for this episode. We listened to it sounded like two guys who were obligated to make a show. They didn't have anything to talk about. Let me play an example. This is, the Brian Cowan is a comedian. And I assume this is supposed to be a comedy show

because as you mentioned, Brendan Schobb is alsoin is a comedian. And I assume this is supposed to be a comedy show because as you mentioned, Brennan Shobb is also a quote unquote comedian. This is Brian just talking about his 11 year old daughter. This is the type of conversation that if you were at work, you'd walk away from the person. And my daughter's 11 and she takes care of the eight year old. She becomes mom. I mean, it's incredible.

We're in the airport, it's like Finn, hurry up. What are you doing? You've taken too long. Put your bag on, look both ways. She just isn't mom. I mean, it's incredible. We're in the airport. It's like, Finn, hurry up. What are you doing? You've taken too long. Put your bag on. Look both ways. She just is. I was in Utah and then I went to Omaha and then came back for Friday. But she watches him on the slopes, everything because they were skiing. They were all school. Oh, got you. But she's like, hold my pole. She takes them up to the, she's just amazing. He's literally talking about how proud he is of his kids. It sounds like every conversation and Uber driver hears. Yes. It's not a trouble. If I had kids too though, I would be super proud of them. I also wouldn't leave them. But I would also be proud of them. Yeah,

that's a thing with Brian Callan. He's, he's Brian Callan. He's Mr. Father figure, but he doesn't ever really. He's always around. He's always out as we say on this show. They're always out crushing pus because when they got mad at us and they got mad at us, they said that we don't have enough sex. You have to understand, this show is what happens when Jocs age, you know, like Jocs are cool in high school, you know, but then eventually it turned into Al Bundy. And, and it's just this, this, yeah, man, you know,

my first off, Finn, really? The kid's name is Finn. You're not Hollywood famous enough to have a weird name. I think you have to reach a certain level of fame and Hollywood to name your kid so weird. Yeah, definitely. I said to you guys off by playing that clip. I played a clip where he's just talking to me. He's proud of his daughter and all of a sudden you guys know the whole fucking story about this guy's parenting skills.

That's hilarious. Well, you know, just be around. I would say step one, right? Is it dad? Just be around. Just be around. Don't be out crushing pus. Don't lose custody.

You know, just basic things like that. You mentioned the bread and shop is very dumb. And I believe you said on funny, or at least you were about to. Here's an example of Brendan telling a joke. No, it's all a great, I know. I'm on that carnivore diet. Corona diet.

I guess, because it started with a a C he thought that would be funny. Look, and we say this with all due respect. This man has to have CTE like the level of disconnect. Like the things that I know that were probably going in really hard at first, but we've, like I said, we've listened to so much of their stuff. He has a childlike mind of what comedy is. Like, things that are kind of phonetically pleasing to him are equivalent to a George Carlin joke or Carlton as he calls them. They talk about near the end of the episode that saved by the bell is having a reunion show.

And so for that reason they start talking about Screech and they bring up the fact that Screech does stand up and Brendan's not a big fan. No, I thought, is that Screech? Yeah, it's good for you. And then you got arrested and stabbed Horn. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he does stand up. He does stand up. Well, that's born. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he does stand up. He does as well.

He also did point. What? He just stand up like Charlie Sheen did stand up. So I thought it was interesting, because I wasn't gonna talk about Brendan stand up comedy, but he's ripping on screech from saber the bell for being bad at stand up comedy. So I have to play a clip.

This is from his showtime special. This is a UFC fighter trying to tell jokes. The setup is that he saw Hulk Hogan's sex tape and get ready for the big punch line that comes from us. And I'm 22 minutes into this thing. Yeah. 22 minutes. Sit on my couch with my cock in my hand.

And I start arguing with myself. I go, Pro, you owe it to Hulk Hogan to jack off to a sex tent. All the years of entertainment that he's provided to you and your shitty friends, the least thing you can do is jack off to a sex tent. I'm all I hear you man. I hear you, no disrespect. I don't know who the fuck this is. That's Terry Bollay, that's his government name. I don't know Terry.

I need some sort of sign that this is vintage Hulk Hogan. I don't know what the hell's going on right now. Then I get my sign at minute 27. If you count it. Minutes 27. His cricket flip phone goes off. It's the least of his concerns these days. His cricket flip phone goes off. It's the least of his concerns these days, but his cricket flip phone goes

after in the middle of this Dixock, and he looks and goes, oh shit, my phone's ringing. It's my son Nick. What's up brother? I'm like, oh shit, what's up brother? Yes! I look first of all what is it about Hulk Hogan's brother that would make you calm that's very weird to me. Secondly, the Hulk Hogan's sex tape gave birth to so many memes and so many jokes and

had such fallout. Yeah. That was the depth that Brendan jobs scraped. Like you couldn't make a good joke. Like I watched the whole Coke and sex tape and it had more end bombs in it than a Tarantino film. Like that would have been a good joke. Something and, and you know, I don't want to touch my daughter, dude.

And that's the other thing too. It's like he does. He's impressed as you think he's the real people Fuck it. Darrible right? I don't want my daughter burning coal brother That and how I played you was 80 seconds long just to set up for the the brother joke and I went Three quarters into the setup for that. That was a very long bit that he has for that punchline. And you know, it's funny because, listen, if you heard that, let's say it's not Brent,

if you heard that joke, you could forgive it if it was somebody at a Wednesday night at the fucking chuckle hut, right? Or at the improv, you know, working out their material. This guy, just because he's Joe Rogan's friend, and I don't want anybody to fucking tell me any different, just because he's Joe Rogan's friend, got a pinnacle,

but probably 99% of comics strive for, which is a showtime, a showtime special, like every comic wants a showtime special, or HBO special, whatever. Yeah. She got it because he's Joe Rogan's friend. It is unearned. There is no reason for him to be there.

And every time we bring him here, jealous. And I'm not jealous, but the audacity of him to shit on screech, whether Dustin Diamond's comedy is good or not, he was in the fucking industry. I would buy it. I would buy it for it is. At dollars to donuts, that if I went to both the Brennan job show and a screech show, I would laugh more at screech.

Oh yeah. Easily. Hands down. Yeah. Here about a story's banging Jesse and shit. Of course. We all thought it was funny that bread and job was going to try a stand-up comedy, but now who's laughing? No one. That's the thing. It's not only that. Because you do your stories. When you really go into your stories of how, the comedy game in LA is so fucking gay, you know? Everybody's afraid to upset Rogan.

So if you're Rogan's friends, even if you're terrible, people lie to this guy, like Brendan is like a hot chick at a party, where her stories are boring, nobody really wants to talk to her, but you can lie to her because you know, maybe you'll get a blowjob. That's what Brennan did. People lie to him and the comedy store, for example, has very limited parking.

You hear the stories. People won't tell you who they are, but they're out there. Their spots were like only like the veteran comedians get a park up front. Brendan came in after only doing it a couple months and he started taking the spots and his fucking little sports cars because he's friends with Joe Rogan. And when you mentioned earlier and I thought it was really good point when you mentioned earlier that it sounds like just people doing a show to make money. Brendan also does a show with Theo Vaughn, the king and the sting too, right? And Chris and they edit their podcast a money. And, Brandon also does a show with Theo Vaughn, the King and the Sting too, right?

And they edit their podcast a lot. And Chris Deely even called it out to the effect of like, you guys, he said the same thing like, you guys, this is just a cash grab for you guys. You guys are just doing this to make money. And they actually cut that out of the show. Somebody grabbed it from a subreddit, but they cut it out of the show. That's what it is. It's putting is, it's, it's, it's, like this, like podcast scene is basically just quantity over quality.

If you put enough stuff out there and you run enough on it and me on the ads, it's money coming in. And it doesn't matter if it's funny. No, there's, there's times in the show because I was watching the YouTube video too. I think it's a YouTube show more so than there's a podcast. So I'll give it a I'll give it a pass on some of these things. But there are times when Brennan's just on his phone texting with people. He's not even paying attention on his own show.

Oh, Brian too. Brian is. That I was watching him time and time to get like, it's like you said, these are two guys that just saw some money that got together. They're like, we'll just do a show together. And it's just two guys that they look like guys that went to college together that haven't seen each other in 20 years. Yeah. And they're awkwardly catching up with each other. And they both have kids now and stuff. So you're like, yes, how you been yet? No, I've been good. Sorry. I just had to check my phone. I know the kids now.

I hate older. That's a perfect assessment because I hate I'll playful. They are with each other like their best of buds on this episode in the beginning. Brian announces that he's going to wear Crocs. I'm talking about the shoes. Crocs on the show, the next time they record. And of course, Brennan's having none of that.

I wanted to come in and Crocs today. Don't do it, man. I have a right to do it. I'll punch you in the honey hole. Nope, I have a right to do it. And I'm gonna do it, I think. See what happens when they do it, dude? I'm gonna take those things, I'm gonna pin you down.

I'm gonna pin you down. Try, you try. I'm gonna pin you down. I'm gonna slap that honey hole around a little bit. I'm gonna slap my honey hole. Because that's where I really trouble. And I'm gonna slap your honey hole around a little bit. I'm gonna take those Crocs and there's where I really trouble it. And I'm gonna slap your honey hole a little bit. I'm gonna take those rocks

and there's a dumpstrap from there. I'm a throw them in there. Don't you dare. Tell me, don't wear them, dude. Listen to me right now. You've been warned. Okay, so that's the big setup. And by the way, this honey hole joke that Brendan says

a thousand times during this episode, it's because they watched some gay porn video right before they filmed the show where they were like, anally fisting each other. Yeah, he was showing him a video and I actually have that on my notes here. Brendan was obsessed with the term hunting hole. He said it so many times I want to kill myself. This is what I wrote as notes.

I'm like, I'm loving it. I'm watching this episode and he beats a fucking premise into the ground. He doesn't stop. He doesn't steal his honey hole. It didn't bite. Thousand times. It didn't get a chuckle the first time. I don't know why he held on to it.

Here's an example of that. They're talking about this big bet they have on an upcoming fight. Dude, when style better beats Romero, I want cash. I'm going to punch in your fucking honey hole dude Well, I'm not my honey hole. Oh be there what my honey hole won't be there I my footwork stupid now. What are they even fucking talking about? And they're not even excited to talk about it. It's not as if they're trying to sell it They're not even trying to sell it that this is entertaining or funny. They sound like they're depressed

It does. It sounds like two guys trying to run out of clock. Yes. They're looking at the clock, they're going, we need to do with this long of a show to get this many live reads in later. That's what it is. That's all it is. These don't sound like guys that are happy to hang out.

And they don't look. I'm not saying that truth be told that our show sometimes isn't get unfocused and stuff like that. Of course it does, right? We always try to have a good time or always trying to joke around. There's no point to their show. They don't go anywhere with it. It's just guys sitting down on lazy boys just kind of just going, hey, you put your honey

hole, hey, you put your honey hole. What about your honey hole? Come on, man. There's no quips. There's no playful banter. And that's why we go to this, because Mike brought this up the other day on our show. And it's like, look, hating Brendan is really easy, right? Because Jesus Christ has seen make it easy, you know. But Brian Callan, after listening to plenty of this may be worse out of both of them. I hate him worse. Yeah, well, why is it you hate him worse? Because he should know better.

Like he doesn't have brain damage. And because he should have had a career. Like he shouldn't, like he was in Med TV before anyone else had a career. He shouldn't be Rogan's bitch boy. Should be carrying water for Brendan Shobb. He's a grgregiously worse. There's, you know, there's a reason why you feel bad for the retard from of Mice and Men because he's retarded, you know what I mean? That's just the way it goes. I think that's something I want. But Brian Kalin is of sound mind and body.

You should absolutely despise him worse. Mike, I totally agree. I've only listened to one episode of this podcast and I hated Brian Moore. And I never had any issue with this guy going into this. But let me just play you examples of his jokes, quote unquote, because they're talking about the coronavirus. And he says, oh, I used to have a joke in my stand-up. Please tell me what the joke is here.

That's why I used to do a joke about that, which is just an indictment on human beings. If a billion people died, it'd be horrible. But if it was no one you knew, and they were way over there, you wouldn't miss work over it. Well, that's going on, I mean, it's every day, isn't it? I mean, I get the set up, but what was the punchline? I've got genocide scenarios.

I love that you clipping everything I had an issue with. Every time he pulled plays a clip, I'm like, oh, that's in my notes. Yeah, I wrote that like 30 minutes in Brian tries to be deep. If a million people died, it's tragic, but like if a million people die far away from you, you don't miss work. Yeah, seriously. Whoa, that's deep. Brian, Brian talks like a Facebook meme.

He really does. It's like smoking pot in middle school, the friend of yours. Bro, it's like, you know, not 11, mis-tragic, but like, that many people die every day in India, man. Yeah, we got it. Thank you, bro. That's what happens with these. This is what's happening.

But I don't care because they're Indians. I call this the Joe Rogan effect. All these, all of these comedians now, the Rogan community all wanna be Rogan, right? Where they all wanna be the deep guys. Where they all wanna be like, yeah man, you know, like I'm a comic, but you know what? I'm a truth teller.

It's like, shut up. It's like, no, you're not. You're a pot smoking closet at homosexual who does Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Exactly. It's not fucking, it's no, you're not. You're a pot smoking closet at homosexual who does Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Exactly. It's not fucking. It's really not any of these things. The other issue I have too, and I actually brought to somebody notes, it's back a little

bit from this, but 25 minutes in, right? They're talking about Brian getting hair plugs. And they pull up a website and there's this like sleazy LA looking plastic surgeon guy. And Brian's like, fucking hate that guy man. I don't know what it is, but I fucking hate him. And Brandon's like, why? Why do you hate him? He's like, literally sitting next to Brendan Schobb, being who he is, no self-awareness.

He goes, I don't know man, I just hate that guy. I hate vanity and man, no self-awareness. What? I was fucked. No self-awareness. What? I was fucked. You don't understand. I wanted to fight the who are these podcasts guys for making us watch the episode. It was like 11 at night and I'm like,

I want to fight somebody right now. I actually want to fight somebody for having witnessed that. I want to go back real quick to the crock gag. So he threatens that he wants to wear crocs and of course Brendan Schof's not going to have that. The very next episode starts off with Brian walks into the studio wearing crocs and of course it's already been announced that he's going to get his honey hole punched or whatever

the fuck they do. And instead what happens is I don't know if you guys saw this, but Brian pulls his pants down and puts his penis into the face of Brendan Schaum. Here's what the audio of that sounds like. So here we are. Where are Crocs? What are you gonna do?

What do you gonna do? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about go? What are you gonna do to me? What now? What now? What now? What now?

What now? What now? You two? Are you gonna lose my balls? I pulled all my nuts. Now shut the fuck up. You got now your tough guy? What the fuck? Get your diaper on. I want to get up.

Yeah, get down. I'll go around. Hey! Hey! Hey, all right? These guys have that, Frat Boy, being gay is funny mentality. It's like, oh, it's funny, because it's gay, right? Like, you put your penis in somebody's face.

It's not funny. There's nothing funny about that. And look, again, I remember fucking Brian Callins 50. Yeah, 50 something. Yeah. You have 50 something and Brennan Shob is 36, 37? Something of that. It's of course that right there.

They never look at my dick, but it's also, they don't even know how to make a bit sound natural. Like, at the very beginning of that bit is so telling, what are you doing? Are you wearing crocs? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm gonna take my feet out. That was their best takeout. Bramis is kind of like weak to begin with,

because why is Brendan having an issue with him wearing crocs when Brendan wears black guy sneakers, he wears capri pants and he wears fucking lip gloss. Like who is he? Anyone, you know what I mean? Like I don't care if he is, if he's MMA guy and he could beat me up if he goes bro, you wear crocs almost stick it in your honey hole and I go, yeah, you're wearing lip gloss and capri pants. It looks like you want to stick it in my honey hole and I go yeah, you're wearing lip gloss and capri pants It looks like you want to stick it in my honey hole. I got it Brendan chopped Brendan chopped dresses like Rihanna at a Lakers game

So attery pulls his pants down and shoves his penis in the guy's face They have Christa staffano on there. He sends a dick pick to Brendan for some reason and then they also are talking to my toes penis Not a bad dick dude. No, not at all dude. I was impressed This kids got a fucking piece on I got a hog. Oh, I mean I'm very impressed with that It's like long it's long. It's got some good yeah a little bit yours is girth here for sure I'm somewhere in the middle of you two. Yeah, no, I'm impressed my dick looks at your dicks had babies the stephenos got a piece on it Dude, I told you I got a little bit of a hog Solid eight inches Where is the joke? It's just an uneerotic discussion of dicks. Yes.

They can't. They can't. It sounds like they all have each other's dicks in each other's hands. They're like, oh, let me try her. Oh, let me try her. Like, you can see like guys at the gun range. They're looking at each other's guns. Yeah. That's what it feels like. Oh,? I'm gonna try it. Like, you can see guys at the gun range, they're looking at each other's guns. Yeah. That's what it feels like. Oh, let me go look at it. Oh, what kind of ammo do you use in this thing? I'm a right.

Like, oh, it's... It also sounds like they're doing that thing where it's like, you know what I mean? It's like, you don't be really funny. You put your balls in my mouth, and then I sucked out your balls, and then I reached around and gave you a head job. Look at this.

Look at how funny this is. You're like, all right, it's no longer funny when you're just being gay, it's just gay. Well, I'm funny with it being for just like, I don't know, he's like, he's on his dicks. It's not gonna be funny, it's a goof. Yeah, just a goof. What?

It is, it is. Again, keep in mind, look, it's still gay, but I understand like, you know, 20-something year old jocks farting around, hey, look, okay, I'm gonna take my muggle streaking. These are men in their 30s, 40s, and 50s that are doing this. Do you, do you, they should be working on their 401Ks and they're taking their dicks out and still think it's funny. Like, there's been no evolution in their minds.

They're just these, these jocks. And this, it's not, yeah. It's not funny when you're doing, it's not, it stops being funny when they sound like they're turned on. Right, and I feel like I'm on the bus on our way to a road game. Like this, you're just with the football team

at this point. I'm not in on the joke with, oh yeah, I saw this guy stick. He just sent me a text with a picture of it. He did that's fucking weird I have more penis talk here is another clip for the talking about thank you It's a large but I didn't want to hear a baby dick got a baby dick so embarrassing I know Yeah, he is enlargement surgery now is a nightmare. Cause they just snip like the,

so it extends just a little bit, but it's not good. Yeah, they cut a 10-minute or something, get the fuck outta here. Oh, no. No. That's only from five to 10 grams. I'll tell you know, it's not good. These guys know a lot about penis enlargement surgery.

If you asked me what the procedure was, how much it costs, I have no idea. This guy brings it up. He's just like, oh, yeah, I know how they do that. They do this. They do that. And it's like 5,000 bucks. Okay. So you've looked into this a lot. You've done a lot of research on this. It's any any kind of that's the thing. This is that L.A. This is that L.A. mentality. Any of that vanity stuff and vanity surgery, hairplug stuff, any of that shit. These guys, guys of course know all about it because they've have friends have done it.

This is what, and people get mad sometimes we say, but this is what LA comedy is now. This show is a good microcosm of LA comedy is now. It's dudes that think they're movie stars that just do the gays things. They go, ah, we're fucking around. We're just fucking joking around. I know exactly how much a dick surgery cost them right

it is really really odd like the whole thing the entire Rogan crew Really is is a fucking in the closet type situation a lot of overcompensating a lot of MMA a lot of situation. A lot of overcompensating, a lot of MMA, a lot of rolling around on the mats, a lot of like, no, suck each other's dicks as a goof. Hey, how funny would be, like, you know what I mean? Like, you're doing something right and I sneak up and I like, I don't like I sniff your ass. If you funny, right? Like, like, gay guys do that kind of shit. Like a bunch of fangs, right? Well, funny with that be? You're like, not that funny, actually,

it's better to get uncomfortable. You can't read anything they do. It's like, what if we like grab each other's dicks? It's a go. But then the funny part is, there's these two, both of them, Colin and Brandon, these two fucking dick-showing homos, when they go on, but when they go on Rogan show,

Colin's like, yeah, man, but like, I just think that the CIA is just doing some fucked up shit to this country, you know, because I was looking at the economics. I'm like, you can't be both. Right. You can't be deep thinking guy and takes his dick out and sticks him in Crocs guy.

That'd be funny if they're like, yeah, man, it's like the government for sure. They're using a special beam to make me suck my friend's dick. It's really weird. I don't know what it is, but I think it's the CIA that makes me suck my co-host dick over and over again. That would be any bravo's dick out of any bravo coming to be like, I don't even want a suck dick and I keep sucking dick! Bro, I get up every morning and I suck in a dick. All right, Eddie, get it. You know, out of the whole crew though, I'll be honest with you, because I've said this to Mike before, Eddie Bravo probably bothers me the least.

Oh, he's great. I love that he's Bravo. Because, yeah, but exactly, he bothers me the least because he is who he is. Like, there's no mystery behind Eddie Bravo. He's a fucking lunatic that thinks, you're this flat and you'll defend himself about it and you'll yell at you about it. And it's like, all right, you know what, I respect

him. He's not putting on fucking show. Like, like Brennan is like, Brennan inside his brain is a little child that I don't think he ever, you could tell the way he acts. Like you said earlier, he repeats jokes over and over and over again. He's just trying to fit in like like all of Bren Brendan's jokes when he's hanging out with other comedians are always like, hey, look at me. Hey, Dad, hey, Dad, hey, Dad, hey, Dad, look at me. I have an example of this, what you're talking about.

He says something that other people didn't know, and he has to rub it in for some reason. I didn't, that's a fucker, Ralph. You guys didn't know this, huh? No! It's crazy. Yeah, you guys didn't know that, huh? No, oh my god Who the fuck talks like that except for a little kid oh you didn't know that I knew that you didn't know that I knew that I knew that I knew that okay

Whatever cares like it's let him have his fucking victory left I really know anything You know, he doesn't. Seriously. He gets all his knowledge from Netflix documentaries that he half watches while he's calling a sleep on the couch. Yeah, if you suddenly had a million dollars, you'd probably show it off to people. It's kind of the way it goes.

Yeah. And you know what really bothers me about the show is that they always have these designer shoes on the table like they're showing them off. Yeah, bro, the sneaker heads, dude. The cool fucking stuff. You know, they're into the cool hip golf. Four years old and you're a sneaker head should be.

You know, how many pairs of sneakers I own to I own a good pair and a shitty pair, right? So then every man should own one good pair of sneakers that you could wear somewhere. And then a shit pair that you go running in and you just run on the fucking store. And the whole video seems like a commercial force sneakers. It's the only thing I notice while watching it. I don't know if that's why they don't do jokes because that would distract you from the sneakers. No, no, no.

The reason you don't notice it is because the sneakers have personality. It's doing the popping off the screen on the fucking sneakers. Exactly. I love that you're talking about their vanity because it's fucking through the roof. And he brought it up. I wrote it in my 25 minutes. Man, I just hate vanity and man. I can't stand that.

I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to kill Royce. I'm doing so. I'm doing so. The guys who are these podcasts and the fun to LA, I'm killing those two. Well, they're producing. Then he, he unironically says this. He's got the biggest ego on the planet. Who are these fucking people to judge someone

for having an ego at one point? Brendan is watching a video. So they do a lot of watching other videos while they're doing their video. He's watching a video of him. I mean, I wish I think it's an awesome format. We would never do that on a guy. You can't make you can't make your own stuff up.

Yeah, we want anybody to never tune in a revenge in the system. We're never just watching other people's videos. We can't make you all content. By the way, that's one of the main reasons why I wanted to come on the show. I immediately liked these guys when I heard that. Two reasons I wanted to come on this show. Number one, because Iraq is my good friend and he said, you got to come on the show. I immediately liked these guys when I heard that. Two of these, I wanted to come on this show. Number one, because Iraq is my good friend and he said you got to be on this show. Shout out to Iraq.

Iraq, Iraq, Iraq is the fucking best. And number two, the summer two reason you literally said the same criticism that we get all the time. You can't make you joke some. You got to play other people shit. Yeah, that was what immediately when I started liking you guys when you were like Yeah, I guess these guys they watch other people they were making fun of them and the guy what he is was like Oh, I think you come up there all content. They just got me put everybody out of like okay, I like these guys

I love that argument these guys have zero content. They tried to just do a show on their own It would suck. It's like that's all we do is it all right So here is that I'm watching a video and. All right. So here is that watching a video And this is great because Brendan's shop is watching a video that's starring Brendan's shop and this is like Retard inception. It's him watching himself and complementing how many views the video has Is that right? Oh, did you see Winnie care hit him at all? No, I did not. Nope, I think you, I did not. Almost a million views, not a big deal. This last thing.

I think, and I think I can validate it with numbers. You're the biggest star the U.S.E has right now. So that was Brendan watching Brendan ask a question to an MMA fighter. This show is literally just hanging out with guys who are surfing the internet. There are long stretches where they're not even talking about anything. They're just reading web pages. They're scrolling through pages. I actually have an example. They're watching

the weigh-in for this fight that's coming up. And this is them watching a video. And I watched this on YouTube. There are times when you just are watching them watch it. It's not even up on the screen. It's how better it is. It's how better it is a tall man. You know your girl Zang's fighting too, Yawanna. Look at these two bad motherfuckers. That's gonna be good. Last forward till they start dancing. It I don't have your brides on the thing. The hoodie sits down. The hoodie sits down.

The girl said, hoodie, sit down. The hoodie sits down. I'm here. The hoodie sits down. The hoodie sits down. The hoodie sits down. The hoodie sits down. I remember, so I'll better ask for this fight.

You don't have to grant Joel Rivera a title shot. He asked for it because he wanted to prove that he's better. And he can take out the best wrestler. This couldn't be more boring. It says this must be what it feels like to be a waitress at a buffalo wild wings. Right. It's just just standing there waiting to go. Do you want to do another one of the pitcher?

Another another. Okay, great. I'll cook it. Okay. You just hear them just talking about the fight. I don't know what I'm doing. What do you do, sweetheart, with time you get off? Fat?

Hey, what are you gonna get off? What do you get off? I, I, I, I, yeah, just... Whatever. Sir, would you like another picture of beer? Oh, no, look at my buddy's dick, though. He just texted it to me. Check out this guy's cock.

Well, look at this picture of my buddy's dick. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He'll show it to you right now. Do you want to show her your dick? By the way, to be fair, it can be funny, but it's like these guys are obsessed with dicks. Like, we would do shit. You look back in the day, that was a pretty standard thing would be to like

to grab your buddy's phone and take a picture of your dick and make it its home screen. Like, that shit is gonna be funny back in the day. That is pretty funny. Yeah, but I had an extended bit. It's a two second thing. And then you go watch when he comes back to reaction. Yeah, but I didn't monetize a podcast around it.

When it wasn't a 20 minute bit. It's your mistake. You come back. You sit down and you're like, let me check my. Hey, come on. I said, that was me. I was pretty good. At one point, Brian Kellen is talking about taking an acting class, and he explains why

he stayed in the acting class for so long. I stayed in the acting class for at least seven more years because I can't tear myself away from a train wreck. That's right. Pretty fun. Oh, dude, the spectacular insanity that you see in an acting class. So what he's trying to say is that there were so many boneheads in this acting class that it was so much fun for him.

He stayed in it for seven years for the goof. And I have a theory. I think that sounds stupid. I think maybe he just needed more help with acting. I think that's why he was in the acting class for seven years. I don't think he was very good at it. Brian Collins had more failed pilots than al Qaeda.

So it's not he's he's a dude that's been given shot after shot after shot after Matt TV. He really has. Yeah, he just he doesn't, you know, he could be don't get me wrong. He could probably be a good neighbor in a TV show or like,

you know, the wacky guy, but he's not. He's never going to be a dude you're going to build anything like, you know, the wacky guy, but he's not, he's never going to be a dude you're going to build anything around. I think he stayed in acting class for seven years just so that he could have a seven year run in acting at anything. I couldn't last as long as me, VB, you know what? I can take the class for seven years. That class is on his IMDb page.

Yeah, you take an acting class so that when people when you're not working and people go, Oh, you're an actor. What do you do? You I'm doing some like theater right now. Right. Back to my roots doing a lot of theater. And it's like, Oh, you're going to class. Got it. He actually Brian K on actually sums up the show very well with this statement. The whole thing is bad, dude. show very well with this statement. The whole thing is bad, dude. He really is just, there's no point to this thing at all. I also wanted to point out he knows it's a bad show because I wrote this down to 44 minutes

in. And Brian Callan and Brandon Schrober talking about UFC. Brian Callan and Brandon Schrober talking about UFC. Brian Callin Yon's walkie's talking. Not one of somebody else. He's literally like, yeah, I was watching it last week, man. And the way, Mass Fidale, it goes through. Who is the poach? It's like, it's insane.

You're the one talking. You're the one making a point. I think we should point out, out to this video that we're talking about has a quarter of a million views on YouTube. It's terrible. Nobody was involved in it even wants to be on it. And yet for some reason, I it's probably the Joe Rogan effect. There are 200,000 plus people who are tuning into this appointment viewing for them. Oh, there's a new fighter in the kid out. I got to see what they have to say. I don't even understand that either, because if you read the comments of most of their videos, it's like, it's about 70, 40

hate. Like it's mostly people just making fun of Brandon saying he's a idiot, saying he's stupid. If you go to their subreddit, it's people making fun of them saying he's stupid. So I really am curious who all these people are. They exist though. You're going to be dealing with them now when you put this episode up. You're going to be dealing with them because you're going to get a thousand comments from people you've never seen before going, you're stuck, cross enough push. Maybe I played Morgan, I sport, baby. And you're like, that's your big comment. Like these guys suck. I'm going to make fun of them. They look like man children children the one guy came and see his kids they wear sneak put sneakers on the table They're closeted homosexuals and your big comeback is

It's like all right, I guess I know been fucking Brian you're 50 you shouldn't be going to frat parties either That's true guys when we started goofing on him a little bit was all the comments were like, you guys are fooling you to you. You guys just don't have enough sex. That's what it is. I bet you guys, see, you're going to get this. You guys are virgin. You're your mother's basement. Wait, there's a very John we're talking about or fighter of the kid. This is these guys. There's a lot of job comebacks. You don't play enough sports. That'll be one of the things. Yeah, you don't take MMA. You would never be able to say they're shit to their face. They've heard us making fun of them and they've heard us making fun of them and they've talked about us before. Okay. You know, these guys, you know, these guys just

sit in there and they're in their mother's base, they need to get laid. So, you guys just need to get laid. All they do is sit there and just make fun of other people I'm like that's your fucking show too. That's 90% of shows on the internet Yeah, we just happen to be good at it Brian and Brandon if you hear this You're just jealous and I want to point out that whole thing where they're like the cool jocks and you know They're crushing all the puss they unironically fun over a male model This has been going viral right now because John C. Rally's son is actually a model. Check this out.

That's his son. His son is fun. Yeah, his son's super. People just found out that he looks this good and they're wondering. How that's possible. That's a good looking son. He has the same eyes as his dad. It lips. And that's fine if you're gay.

It's fine to tiff on over a male model. I just understand why this is content for Jax. I don't understand that. I don't understand how you can't just like, the thing is too is like the way they handle it all is so absolutely gay. Like there's a way to do this and go, hey, do you know John C. Riley's kid is a model,

you know, and you pull up a picture and you go, wow, yeah, that's a good looking kid. Look at that guy. Who would have thought that they would cocks would have, you know, had a good looking kid. And then you move on. But the way they do it, they're just kind of like, oh, yeah, oh, John C. Riley's son,

I'll fucking put his dick in my mouth right now. And you're like, calm down. Calm the fuck down. The way you just said it though, is actually funny. They're not even trying to make joke. They've not, at one point in this show, do they try to make a joke? It's not even trying to be entertaining. No, it's not.

And the thing is with them, what bothers, well, I was gonna say like, what bothers me like there's one thing, but one of the many things that bothers me about them is the way that they, if you're going to be comedians, you're going to do this and the way that everybody treats, treats Brennan with kid gloves in the comedy community. And there's plenty of people that don't like him, but put up with them because of the

rogue and stuff. You want to be on Rogan, you want to do the comedy, storing you're out there. They, Brennan specifically, this is is a Brendan trait, has no fucking, any fucking respect for like other comedians that aren't in his circle. Like when the R.I. Shafir thing happened, he just, with the Kobe R.I. Shafir thing happened, he just fucking ripped apart R.I. said he was fucking disappointed that R.I. was a piece of shit. When the Shane Gillis thing happened, when Shane Gillis was kicked Ari was a piece of shit when the shangelis thing happened when shangelis was kicked off of a set of fire from SNL, you know, he says,

oh, you're the worst thing about the shangelis podcast is that it's not funny. And I'm like, dude, these fucking people, whether you like them or not, are so much funnier than you are. And everybody has to be careful. And nobody has to be, no one can make fun of, of Rogan's little pet project, Brandon Shaw, but Shaw just fucking goes, just goes, goes after every other comic that he doesn't think it's funny. Like he doesn't even give the same respect that's forced upon other people. It's odd too, because Southern John has the same problem. When you have to tell people that you're funny all the time, funny people never announce to the world

how funny they are. Other people tell that. Yeah, if you don't believe I'm funny, let's check this out. I got this clip here from 95. Look, it watched me real quick when I make Robin left. All right, before we get into that, can I do have to get into that?

I have one more clip that I want to play and This is Brendan shop. He can't read. They're trying to do an ad read. That's what this whole show is for is just can we fill up 40 minutes So we can get to this ad read please and he just sucks visit their website and read their testimonials all right Visitor oh retard alert rate hard alert glass You having a stroke Better visit. Oh, retard alert. Retard alert class. You having a stroke? Live reasons.

I've heard Ope get better live reason that. And if we were doing a live reading, Royce started talking like that suddenly, I'd look around for a defibrillator. Like, you see, okay? I think he might be, I'm going to call the paramedics. He might be dying. All right, I'm gonna call it paramedics. He might be dying. All right, I'm gonna play one more clip.

I apologize, I can't help myself. Please, so much of this show is them watching the internet. At one point, they're taught, I forget, I can't even remember they're talking about like, Spielberg's daughter is getting into porn or something. So they just start watching porn. All right, well, there's that at least a turtle bottom right? Colin fail safe. They've had one too. No, that looks like them though.

Thanks. We're just straight watching porn now. Oh, what else we got? They're just on a red tube, scrolling around, during their show. It feels like there's no prep for their show. I don't think there might be no prep. I'm not even being a dick. There's a difference between, you know,

having some kind of prep, and then also having no, like being voiced, you know, having some kind of prep and then also having you know, like being voiced, you know, we prep for the show, we prep lightly. It's not like we're not like we come up with, you know, a couple topics a day, a couple videos a day, we send them back and forth, then we're going to get an idea of the day before it. All right. This is kind of what we're going to talk about. And then you, but I don't think they do any guy. I think they both show up with like whatever they saw. And they haven't, like, I don't think they talk outside of the show. So they just kind of show up and go, yo, check out this video I found is dude sucking his other dudes dick. It's not awesome. We watch it or not. You know, to be like,

at least, you know, Royce and I outside each other like, hey, he's a clip of a stutter and John making a mistake. Or, you know, here's a clip of one of these low cows we make fun. Well, this is what it's like, they don't talk and then they just show up to work. And they're like, so you see any good dick sucking videos, they'll be, and this is like, what? Unpopular opinion. But this is what I hate about the internet is that anyone can have a show and they all act like it's ironic and fun that it's so casual and they put zero effort

into it. Like, look at how much we don't care about this show that we do. It's like, well, that would be funny if it was really entertaining, but it's not entertaining and you're putting zero effort into it. So I'm not sure why it's a show. No effort in and do a good show. What do you people think you are, Comtown? Now that, that's called zero prep and it a good show. What do you people think you are? Calm down. Now that, that's

called zero prep and it does not matter. That's hilarious. Everybody thinks that they're going to do that. I don't know how many times I've heard people in the last 10 years of us podcast. And again, me and Royce have tried. We've old projects that didn't work out. Like we've actually had to do this. Like me and Royce are like the podcasting equivalent of the movie Rudy, like we just had to keep fucking taking the hits until finally you know paid off. But every time you meet people and they go, yeah, like I always think like me and my buddies could do a podcast, you know what I mean? Like we're just so funny at the job site, you know, just us naturally sitting around, we're just so funny and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just flip the mics on

and just the magical happen. I mean, that's not how it fucking works. Speaking of putting no prep work into a show, it's time for... We gotta talk about Cedric John because that's really how we've come together and got this collaboration going is because we both have goofed on Suttery John and he's threatened both of us with legal action. My lawyer has informed me that Suttery and John could go fuck himself. I want to start there because he said you guys a DM through Twitter,

from his own Twitter account pretending to be his attorney bids and say that you need to take all of the videos off of your YouTube channel that he was featured in. What has happened with that? What's the update? Stuttering John has been doing this for a while. There's been different shows and different podcasts and different people that have been playing and stuff and specifically his stand-up video, which is just a fucking recorded off of a cell phone

in some sort of sidebar. He sends those notifications to people and most people don't know any better and they just take them down because to be fair with them, most people just post in a video to make fun of him, whatever, the difference is that we have a lawyer too. So we're like, no, no, no, no, fuck you.

This is up. If you'd like, I'll read you the DM that because this is how lawyers communicate. I don't know if you know there's not many people in there. Maybe set a law savvy. Yeah. But I'm going to read to you what he sent me via DM. And this is, I'm not misreading it. I'm reading exactly.

I'm written misreading it. I'm reading exactly. That's written greeting. Sorry. So far so good. It's legally binding Twitter DM. So far so good. Greetings. I write on behalf of my client, John Melendez. You have used his work without proper consent and in violation of federal and New York state law. Immediately remove all of Melendez. You have used this work without proper consent and inviolation of federal and New York state law. Immediately remove all of Melendez videos from your YouTube channel. Failure to immediately comply with result in additional damages. Send confirmation. The videos were removed via email to and then the email wins his email. I've course I replied with a very, very, very, I'm not gonna read the whole thing, the whole thing,

but your basic standard fair use copyright millennium act, we're allowed to do it, blah, blah, blah, blah, I never got a reply for me as far as I could. I did send it over to my lawyer, my lawyer contacted him and that's basically where we're at. We're gonna keep doing it. Like he's not gonna be immune from it, but yeah, he uses it. I know what happened to the radio gunk guys too, where they were playing a stand-up and

he went after them. That's what he does. He doesn't want to be criticized because he has zero comedic talent. He wants his videos to be completely taken offline. Now, the ironic part about that is that 50% of his channel, the Stuttering John channel on YouTube was, not anymore, because we call them out on it, was clips of him from ETV on Howard, or clips of him on, I'm a celebrity,

get me out of here from ABC. Like, he uses copyright material all the time. And then he's going after people for the same. He's nothing without the copyright material. Well, he also plays clips on his podcast of Howard Stern from Sirius XM. He's playing these clips without permission. And he's going, well, it's okay because they were talking about me

So I can do that which is not in the law anywhere and then he says to me that we're in violation of the law because we played a clip of the show John Those who live in glass houses. I mean what are you talking about? Well to be fair, I never know what he's talking about anyway The good news is guys because he's on his show recently and he's talking about anyway. Well, the good news is, guys, because he's on his show recently and he's talking about how Howard Stern had very thin skin when it came to open Anthony and he wanted to make sure that opening Anthony were not talking about him.

And Southern John's saying this and then realizes what a hypocrite is and stops himself. Talk about a guy with thin skin. I mean, I take all you guys, you know, trash to me. I don't care. You can trash me all you want. It doesn't matter. I don't even care about these losers

with the podcasts who trash me. I don't care about that. It's when they, you know, cross the legal line. I have a problem. So you guys play this on your show too, that clip. Because you can't go after us and talk about it every single episode and then say I don't care

It doesn't bother me. It obviously does bother you and what does he mean by cross the legal line? What is he talking about? He has no idea. Stuttering John is basically the if if Brendan shop wants to see his future It's stuttering like that's what it is. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He has no clue. That's not true. Stuttering John's been on Howard Stern in the tonight show.

That's fair. That's fair. Brendan won't even have that. You're saying so, John's a more successful life, is that what you're saying? Real of fights he lost and a couple clips from fighting during the kid who fucking remember his career. So after he explains that he's not bothered by us trashing him and he's all in on the joke. I mean, obviously for two years now,

he's been motherfucking us and not in on the joke, but now he is. And he even goes as far as to say this. But I don't know, I would do any of these guys shows. You know, all of these fucking with, you know, you know, where are these podcasts or, you know, I don't know the military academy. I don't know, I do any of these podcasts.

I don't get the fuck. All right, so he officially announced that he would do our show as well as your guys show. I think he's talking about us. Yeah, I think he's talking about us. Yeah, I think he's talking about us. And here's my, I would love to have John on the show. He's very welcome to come on. I just don't know what we would talk about.

I try to have people on who are witty and interesting who can make fun of podcasts with me. But John, if you wanna come on, I'll give it a minute, we'll see what we can do. Turn it into something. He did John's a guy that tried to challenge us to a fucking boxing match. Well, no, he tried to challenge us to a roast battle for his first time. Yeah, first we were like accepted and then he was like, no, you are out of box.

You guys know, it was just like, that's not what are we children? No, yeah. And then like, you know, he's just, he's just, he's just going to keep moving the goalposts and hiding like a little big boy. That's the other thing too. His mind is still stuck in like 90 shock, shock radio too. Like, let's have a celebrity boxing match and like, no, no, no, we're adults. What would that, what would that even settle? You're right, John, you are funnier than us. You're able to hit me with an upper cot. Like, what does that have to do with anything? Yeah, and also he's an alcoholic. I mean,'s an alcoholic. I don't think that guy can last fucking half a round. I'm not really, but I wouldn't do that.

It's such a, it's first off its hack. Like, it's such a hack thing to do. You want to fight me, let's take this to the cage. All right, stuttering the love sponge. Fine, but it's, he really, here's what it was astonishing to me, like this is a guy who's been in the industry, right? Like in the fucking radio industry, how many years was he in the radio industry?

Forever. On the biggest show, the biggest show that everyone was talking about all the time, giant movie, books, the whole thing. I mean, whether you like Stern or not, Stern is a big reason why we're doing this podcast. Anybody does podcast? When anyone's doing any of this shit, you know, it's, it's, he started it. Whether how fucking lame he is now is neither here nor there. He started it. He then comes to YouTube.

Get some fucking microphone from Radio Shack. Use Using dream yard and can't pull 50 people and 30 of the people that he pulls are people making fun of him. It's like, it's him. Baris. All right, I have to play this clip now because he's talking about you guys goofy on him for using stream yard and this is just brilliant.

I like stream yard thanks to my good buddy Monique from Radio Gunk who suggested Streamyard. And I know there's these fucking two bold felons or at least one of them is a felon. You know, I'm a fellow. I'm a pro. Well, it's a meaner. Streamyard. And they call me a boomer. First of all, if I could say something, a boomer, no, I'm a generation exer, okay? A baby boomer, they're older than me. You see, I'm only 47, I'm a gen exer. I'm not a boomer.

He's so fucking stupid, he doesn't get the boomer joke. This is how dumb this guy is, he's explaining your joke back to you. You, what, you guys don't understand, I'm not a boomer, I was born. First off, he's lying, because he's actually 54 years old. He was born in 65. So, I don't know why he says he's 47. I think he actually technically is a boomer, but that's not the point.

You're a boomer, could you suck at technology? You can't get your show to work, you fucking idiots. But also, he hasn't met in all the years he's doing this. He's made no friends. Like, if you had any friends in the industry, they'd be like, hey, John, I'll help you. But also he hasn't met in all the years he's doing this. He's made no friends. Right. If you had any friends in the industry, they'd be like, hey, yeah, John, I'll help you. Yeah, of course, I'll help you set it up here. Let me help you up.

This what you need. Let's do a couple test runs. Let's figure this out. The only person that's even helping him with audio equipment is a lawyer, which is odd. The other person is Monique from Radio Gunnk. And what Monique's deal is is that she's so obsessed with Howard Stern that she'll talk to anyone who's ever been a part of that

show, I guess, as lawyers in the same boat. But those are the only people who are willing to help him out, people who are weirdly obsessed with the Howard Stern show. And that that's his whole show. His whole show is like, you remember this what remember this what time I was talking to Benji It's literally every fucking day. It's all his shows are all like we say Stuttering John is like Uncle Rico. Yeah, you know from Lee and Dinah mine It's just he's leading his glory days over and over again in front everybody

You know, yeah, I've got a but you said the other day, I've even got a problem, Howard. I just wrote everything in my tell-all book for no reason. Well, it gets even worse than that. I have documented on this show all of his glory day moments when he talks about making Fred laugh in 1987 and everything else that he's accomplished. This is one of my favorites of all time. He told an anecdote in a writer's meeting the tonight's show. And he's talking about this as if this is a big accomplishment he had in his life. So, and the writers meeting

the next morning, I go, I go, Jay, remember when you told me that I should, I should use your name to get out of tickets? He goes, yeah, yeah, I did. I go, yeah, I did. And you know what he said? He goes, what? I go, he goes, why should I give a fuck? The whole, all the writers laughed. Jay left. Jack Cohen ahead right a laugh. This is how sad this guy is. He's telling a story. And everybody's laughing.

And the yes to explain that he said something out loud that people laughed at. Meanwhile, it wasn't a joke he came up with. It was an anecdote. A cop told you to fuck off. And he's so excited about this that 12 years later, he's on a podcast going, and then I said this joke, a J's laughing. And then on the right or over there, he's laughing.

Oh my God, John, that's so pathetic. That J. Leno thing is the funniest part too, because he thinks that J even cared about him. He was just a revenge fuck. I wonder you guys say that. John was a revenge fuck. He didn't Howard. There was the only reason he was gone. Yeah. There was the only reason why he was hired was to say fuck you to Howard Stern. And that was the way to do that. Because John's audition tapes, they guys down a fucking announcer. He can't talk. Oh, he's

not. And the startuttering was always fake too. But I think the funny part is is that how Maddie gets to people make fun of him and people goof on him. And it's like that was your entire career on Stern was making fun of people and doing bad interviews and goofing on them. And it's the, I think when he came on due podcast, he thought this was going to go way differently than it did. But nobody wants to hear your war stories from a show that's long gone.

No one really, I mean, come on. I'm sure there's some people that still listen to Howard. I'm sure Howard has his hardcore fan base, but Howard isn't the Howard of fucking the 90s anymore. Like nobody really cares. People have moved on. Right. I know who cares about Stern now?

They're gonna care about some flunky from 95. Yeah. I love that now he's doing these shows with a super chat. And so he'll read a question if you give him two bucks because he's very desperate for money at this point. Oh yeah. And I love that. You have to give me a couple bucks first.

Yeah. I love that when you look at his soup as uh his live streams, everybody in the chat is either an ROTC listener or a WATP listener. And we do get some people who ask some funny questions that he has no clue what's going on. The great wattu be thank you for five dollars. Do you know Shamus? Who Shamus? And when am I going to Gary, Indiana? I'd love to ask you. I don't know who Shamus is. So if, you know, if you let me know, you know, I will answer. And I'll let you know, John. Shamus is maybe a worse podcast than you, but it's close. It's very, very close. He keeps getting questions about Gary Indiana.

He's not picking up on it. But it doesn't pick up on many things. He's very dumb. I don't know if you know this. He's not a smart guy. Yeah. The other thing is, you know, ever since we talked about him, there's a lot of people sending us info. He hasn't invested his money well

He's basically living in an efficiency somewhere in LA. Did you hear the clip where he got his gas cut off? I loved your guys take on that. I talked about it on our show last week because you even said it's not like he missed one Months payment like you get your gas shut off You're delinquent for months at a time when that happens. Yeah, they don't just cut it off because you missed one week of paying your or one month of paying your gas. He was sticking to that story too when I followed him on Twitter. He's yelling at me on Twitter and he's like, you guys are a bunch of losers.

And you know, you know, I was like, my God, I'm going to go, yeah, why'd rather be a husband than a never was like you? And I was like, oh, John, we just want to Vegas and our LLC paid for it. You couldn't even pay your gas bill last week. What the fuck are you talking to? And then he's like, no, I forgot to pay it. It's like, yeah, for fucking three months, dude. Stop, forget.

Oh, this guy's fucking amazing. So Mike, you listen, or you actually did a show on, was it Nightwave? Oh, no, yeah. Okay. So you have another show that you do outside of ROTC and you did a viewing of Stuttering John's movie, National Ampune's One Too Many from 2008.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. And I watched the whole thing, man. I couldn't do it all in one sitting. I had to do it in a lot of different chunks because that movie is so terrible. But I wouldn't get actually almost broken up into two parts. But then I, well, I paid for the rental, not the fucking purchase,

because I was not purchasing it. And you can only finish it within 24 hours of the rental. So I was like, ah, if I quit this show, I'm gonna have to rent it again tomorrow night. I'm not fucking doing that. So I had to plow through the old thing. You got lucky, you got to do it in a second. Yes.

So he put out this movie and it's got his buddy in the movie is Jeff Ross and he's got, it's one of these stories where he's banging every chick on the planet cause he's such a hot jiggle-o and then he wants to settle down with this girl but he wants to have a threesome. Nothing about it is funny or realistic and the thing that jumped out to me was

he wrote this movie and is also the star of it. The dialogue is atrocious. It's as if everybody's the same person. You can tell when someone's really a hack writer when everyone talks the same way. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was, you know, it was probably like him and like some stern flunky that sat there

and wrote this whole thing. And it was, this is one, first of all, Jeffrey Ross, it's very clear, his name's Ernie in the movie, and it's very clear he was supposed to be already. Yeah, very, that they wanted to get Arty,

and Arty was, you know, too busy fucking doing heroin, and horror was snarking over. Like, so that wasn't gonna happen. That was actually, by the way, on Arty's part, that's a better move than making a movie with Stettlery John. Well, that's true. And he was probably messing him with death like,

yeah, sure, yeah, there's so many screws. And then, you know, that didn't happen. Any other thing, this came out there in the National Ampune licensing boom when they were just letting people pay them and slap their name on whatever. And this was during a really bad time in national and poo in history, but this is still, I think, the lowest of the low points. There were parts in it where, because Jeffrey Ross is a funny comedian, there were parts

where he was saying lines that you're just like, why wouldn't he punch it up? Like, I understand that John wrote the script, but try something else that's maybe funnier for your wife. I can't, I can't imagine Jeffrey Ross not that was going to be a good movie when he was acting. What if Stuttering John is like really like hardcore like David Chase and Terrence Winter and the sopranos would feel like what if Jeffrey Ross was like banging out some funny ad-libs and he's like, Hey, Jeffrey, do me a favor. I show some respect to the script. All right, I wrote, look, I wrote this really funny dialogue for you.

Why don't you just respect my talent? It's my movie. So why don't you just read what's on the page? Jeffrey Ross was like, all right, man, hey, this is your movie. It's cool. So there's, there's one scene in this movie. Roy, so if you've seen this movie, yes, I actually was watching it well on Nightwave. There's this one scene in the movie that I have to

talk about. It's the worst scene in a terrible movie. John is got his girlfriend and this prostitute back at a hotel room and he just has to find some money. So he's traveling around to get money and then he's gonna bring it back and he can't wait to have this three sum. But first he has to take a monster dump. So he runs into a coffee shop. He runs into a coffee shop. He runs into the bathroom

and he goes into the handicapped stall to take this shit. And the first part of it is just the hackiest comedy ever with like fart noises, that he's sweating, and you're just supposed to be like, whoa, this is so funny and edgy. After that, it gets so stupid. And this is what I mean by the person who wrote this movie is an idiot. And you can tell that they have no understanding of how comedies work because you can't take a situation that would never ever happen and have people relate to it and think it's funny unless it's like airplane where it's like really out there but this woman so he's in the ladies room which is the first joke. This woman in a wheelchair comes in and starts banging on the door where John's in their shitting and she's

enraged that she can't get into the handicapped stall. This would never happen. No one's ever been an asshole to someone who's taking a shit, actively shitting. Like get the fuck out of there. I need to get in there. Like lady, I'm shitting. Can you give me a second? I thought so, Tritian, you mean, yeah, she's pounding on the ah! It's like nobody would do that.

It's so stupid. No, the boy is just not having legs thing or really fucking mean, convenient. And so John then realizes there's no toilet paper at another fucking hack joke. So he's looking and he's like, oh shit, how am I gonna wipe my ass? Meanwhile, there's a lady in a wheelchair

right outside of the door. I don't know, ask her to grab some toilet paper for you so that you can wipe your ass. No, instead he has to use $20 bills to wipe his ass and then he crawls out the bottom in order to escape without being discovered by some fucking chicken of wheelchair who cares? Who cares if you're discovered

for being in the ladies room or not? Yeah, I think this walk out and be like, yeah, I was shitting. From my eyes. Remember a national ampunt was animal house, yeah, I was shitting. Remember my, remember a national ampune's was animal house? Yeah, it really is so sad. He killed the entire brand by himself.

I don't think anyone knows about this movie. It's been, it's been buried. I didn't know that this movie existed until you found it. So I think it needs a resurgence. It certainly does. It is so bad. There isn't a laughter. Yeah, it went away in my heart. I like, I like, you know, I like when it's your movie and you write it in everything,

but you can't even get the girls to take their tops off. So a lot of the sex is had with bras on. Oh, that's you, that's pretty good. That's hilarious. And also I loved that Mike pointed out. He thought he was Adam Sandler. He's got the parts where he's strumming the acoustic guitar and singing the song. It's like, you're not John, you're not Adam Sandler. No, he thought he was going to be the next Sandler. During that time, that was when you could probably think, yeah, this is going to be huge. I'm going to do exactly what Sandler does. I'm just going to do my songs, and I'm going to fuck gonna fuck the rat and I'll act and I'll be a writer I'll do it all on my own

Which John's really thought that so I just pulled one clip from this movie that I want to play for you right now And the reason why I'm playing this is because as we all know John is very left-leaning. He's extremely woke He doesn't want to offend anybody, especially the LBGT community. And yet in a movie that he wrote just 12 years ago, this is what he thought was comedy. The scene is, he's sitting in his car and he's got the devil on one shoulder, the angel on the other, another fucking just hack scene. And what if the fucking looney tunes got to?

It was really bad. Throwing insult looney tunes. Right. It's so stupid. Yeah, the Annville foul on it, but it was the other the scene. So this is what the devil is saying to him. And remember, he wrote this movie, he wrote this down. Shot up, you faggot.

Listen Thomas, if he had any toll, he wrote this down. He's just three some crap you fucking cock suck a bone smoking faggot homo piece of shit Don't if you threw more adjectives in there be funny. Okay, look and of course obviously the the the whole Gay stuff I get it, but those are the takes he decided to go with like The acting is terrible. What the heck am I thinking I love Jennifer? He's it's terrible. He's like, what the heck am I thinking? I love Jennifer. It's, it's, everything felt like the first take. It was really, everything just felt like a table ring. What am I thinking? I don't know, this street, some crap.

He's talking to himself in a car. I love Jennifer. I must go find her. And by the way, there is no story arc at all. It's such a winning or story. Not there's no climax, there's no conclusion. It's just watching this terrible comedy that doesn't go anywhere.

It's wildly predictable and nothing ever happens. I could talk to you for three more hours about this movie because I was so dumb founded by it but nobody's seeing it so this is a weird conversation that we're having. Go check out Nightwave, check out this video, it's hilarious. I don't recommend trying it in one sitting but it's definitely worth checking out. Alright, I do want to while you guys are here, hit this real quick. Put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the, put the man, put the man, put the man, put the man, Ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry. That's a great stinger. Opia's back. And he did a show.

He did a show at Gebards with Tammy Pescatelli. Oh shit. Tammy Pescatelli. And I love the fact that he's, we played it on last week's show. He did a show at Gebards with Vic Henley. And Vic Henley got wasted. And Vic Henley's not a funny or witty person when he sober or on stage that we found out.

So him wasted is hard to listen to, very difficult to listen to. This is OP's assessment and this is the type of quality control that produces shows like OP show. This is OP's assessment of that episode. So the last episode of the podcast, it was me, Sharot tapped out the episode before that. So it was me, Judd Jones and Vic Henley.

And we did a perfect podcast. I gotta say, Vic Henley's got a new CD out or whatever they're called. What do you call these comedy downloads? Out of records, yes. Records downloads. Whatever, that sounds good. But Vic Henley has what it's called, Hell is Real. And we came here to celebrate and we did a perfect podcast, right? Yeah, that sounds good. But Vic Hemley has what it's called, Hell is Real and we came here to celebrate

and we did a perfect podcast, right? Yeah, that's fun. He's not saying that ironically, it's not meant to be a joke. Opie thinks he put out a perfect podcast. Wait a second. This guy who's been in radio since he was 18 years old. No.

And on CDs. Hey, check out his new comedy album. It's coming out on compact disk. As well as that. Where does he doing his podcast now? The Fudruckers? Check out Vic Henley's new comedy. I'll listen to it on my disk man with up to 40 seconds

of anti-skit. Oh, that's nice. Those are more expensive. They eat the batteries. They eat the batteries. They eat the batteries. I love, I love that you brought up. He's been doing radios in his 18 because Opie's terrible podcasting, but the one thing he should know are basic radio etiquette rules. One of them being one person to lock it a time. When you get people talking over each

other, the listener can't decipher what's happening. Here's an amazing example of that. Yeah, white letters, people, person. Black tape over people. Is that fantastic? That's great. It's like an assignment. There's three people talking at one time that clip. I don't know what they're talking about.

I don't think it matters. Imagine that that's what, like, it sounds like in Dr. Manhattan's head. Yes. We're like, that literally just sounded like I'm Professor X and I was in cerebral. Oh, God, I can hear everyone at the same time. Oh, and the show starts off. Tammy Pescatelli is telling some story and he hasn't really started the podcast yet. And by the way, the way that Opie starts a podcast is he turns on his zoom recorder and places it in the middle of the table.

We're not talking about miking people up or anything like that. So he's just like walking over towards her and this is a perfect way for Opie to start a show. What started my career from the moment I was in the middle of the time? And I asked, okay, so what happened to this, whatever, and it was Renee, the waitress, and they go, oh, she killed herself. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome this thing. What's up?

What's up? That was off mic, but I'm keeping it in the podcast. Screw that, man. Wow, Open's breaking all the rules. Watch out. Hey, nobody can hear that joke. And I didn't start this show up very well, but I'm keeping it in. Great job, Opie nailed it.

You think he's artistic. Yes. You know, I think this is a fucking indie film. Like, yeah, you know, I'm different man. I just show up and I film. I just I'm sure we start recording, man. I catch real life. People just it's that it's, oh, Pete, you have the money, dude. Ren at studio, fucking set up some microphones, get some guests and try to this perfect,

this whole, this whole walking around with a little recorder thing is a niche thing to begin with, but it's so distracting. And then all he hears forks clanking and glasses hitting the table and a waiter coming by going, Hey, what's more, Nicole? Like that's not, he's not good, man. He's the shy love of podcasting. You couldn't have something about that. He thinks he's a fucking artist. This is not an art that we need to figure out. Oh, we figured it out. You want to hear one person talking at a time and you want it to be a compelling, interested conversation, that's it.

We got it. Did you see him interviewing Yakov Smirnoff in a motel later than? No, I did. No, I did. I, I, I can't believe it. I felt bad for Yakov Smirnoff. I felt bad for him.

I didn't. I did. Yakov was telling jokes to Opie that Opie wasn't getting and Yacov was like, everybody gets that joke. How do you not get that joke? He was so frustrated talking to the guy. Yeah, because he does like hack approachable comedy. Yeah. He's, you know, I'm like a Yacov joke and a Opie, the oblivious. So fucking funny. Opi tells jokes though too. Here is a great AIDS joke that he tells us on a recent episode. We great.

They never tell us about stuff. Yeah. AIDS, AIDS had to kill half a million people practically before they told us about. Yeah, but you had to get popped in the shitter. So Opi says in order to get AIDS, you have to get popped in the shitter. So is this new thing just talking like Norton? Because I guess he thinks now that Norton's not around. He can talk like him and get away with it because nobody will notice. He finally got what he wanted. Remember Opie said the reason he couldn't make it was because Anthony and Jimmy were holding him down. Right. Yeah, with all their stupid jokes. I'm surprised you didn't

say honeyhole. Give it a couple months. All these gonna be full on like, good, get it. Right. Yeah, with all their stupid jokes. I'm surprised you didn't say honey hole. Give it a couple of months. And he's gonna be full on like, good. Get it stupid. You can't pop didn't you shitter dummy? You like shittering your fucking double it suck a cock, fucker. The one thing that OP is not following that Jim used to do is Jim didn't use to laugh at his own joke afterwards. That OP can't stop himself or laughing. So getting popped in the shitter,

get AIDS and die stupid. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're like, all right, Jim, that thought. Yeah, in the year 2020, making fun of anal sex transmitting AIDS is not necessarily PC. So he cut it out, you know, dude. Yeah, so so he comes back around on this joke and

Explains that that's not really how you get AIDS when the AIDS epidemic first started there was a period where they didn't know how they were Get sure I need to say that right right although I'm pretty proud of the joke. I just came up with but I want to keep it I want to keep it I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out. I want to keep it out.

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would be like if I went out on a basketball court put your black eyes in the hood or playing fucking half court game and I come in dress like Joe pesky in the super with the sweat bands and the sweat suit and everything on I'm like I'm ready to dunk on Pesci in the Super with the sweat bands and the sweat suit and everything on. I'm like, I'm ready to dunk on you fools. And then I immediately go for a layup, trip over my shoelace, smash nice face on the backboard and then vomit everywhere. And then I go, you know what? Pretty proud of that.

Pretty nice display of athletic prowess. And then just be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is where opia's gotten to it is career All he had to do was push his fucking buttons All he had to do and not go to fucking not go to management every time some employee pissed you off And then lie and go to the employee and go dude. I did everything I could for you the amount of shit that this fucker did When you find after he left and you find out, he went behind literally everybody's back to management and fucking shit on them and told on them

and try to get people fired and was, I'm talking about people that were his friends, people that sided with him when everything went down. All he did was try to throw everybody under the bus. And then he wonders now why the only people to do is show are fucking thickendly. And it's so funny too, because he likes to say,

you find out who your friends are. You know, when I had a big show, everybody was my friend and now look at everyone's, it deserted me. Well, guess what? Anthony doesn't have a big show anymore. He's not on serious act, Sam.

And people still hang out with him. It's nothing to do with that. You were always an asshole. No one wanted to put up with you. They just had to. It was always conniving. He was always going behind people's back. He was always trying to, I mean, and it was,

and look, it was, you know, I know it's a hack thing to see all the time, it was jealousy, but it really was with him. It really was a, and it's and look, it was, you know, I know it's a hack thing to say all the time, I was jealousy, but it really was with him. It really was a, and it's because he just wouldn't accept what his role was, you know. All he had to do was push his buttons and be nice to people, and they would still be making tons of money. That's all you had to do. Show up, push it.

By the way, I know he always wanted, oh, I'm not the funny one, and I should hate it, he wasn't, he wasn't the funny guy, or he couldn't be like Norton or whatever, but it's like, you had a nice family, a nice life, you should be the funny, the easiest gigs in the world. I would just show it up, but I have my coffee,

and I just pushed my buttons, I've been like, this is great. Fuckin' three million a year to push buttons. And he just couldn't do that. He couldn't bring himself to do that. Well, let's not sell them short because he also would tell very compelling stories about his childhood growing up. And he still does that today.

He brought up to Tammy, a story that he's told 2,000 times. Tammy says, yeah, I know that story, but it does not stop him. Don't mess with me with the no tax thing. Why? I was a church. I was a church growing up. Oh, that's right. That's right. You were. Did I tell you that story? You don't know this. Oh, I'm gonna.

That's so cool. You can take me to your church. My dad decided to become a church because he figured out through his buddies. Did you hear Tammy? That was the plead of, what's not go through this again? She was, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know. I know. You told me me that I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I something else to talk about. Hey, he does something else. He sometimes he walks, he walks by the water and films it and goes, Hey, look at that sunset. All right. Last thing I want to play from Opie, we talked about how Brendan job can't do an ad read.

Opie's ad reads are the worst ever made. I don't know what he's trying to accomplish with them, but here's just an example. He's got a new sponsor called Hawthorne. And the whole thing is ridiculous, but this is my favorite part. You go to their website, Hawthorne.co. You take a little quiz.

They ask you about your head. Do you have the thin head? Do you have the heavy head? do you have the heavy head, do you have the oily hair? Is it a bit on the dry side? You're not charismatic. What the fuck is he talking about? What impression is he trying to do?

There's the thing with this. Brendan has an excuse, right? Not being able to do live reads and stuff because he's not a radio guy. Yeah, you know, that's not his thing. He has, and I don't know if you know this, been doing it since he was 18. Right. Oh, really? He's, well, he's better up on your choice. No, thanks for, yeah, no, thanks for up there. He's been doing this forever. If anyone should know how to do a live read Tim, like that's just Radio 101,

right? And it's hallform.co that domain is dead now. Oh no, this is a brand new episode. Well, well, they're already out of business. I want to look into that. All right. Well, guys, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. We have one more segment to get to and it's everybody's favorite. I don't know if you're familiar with this, but it is known as... The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex.

The T-Rex. The T-Rex. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode. And what this does, it gets people very excited about next week's episode. So it's a teaser. Yeah, it's, you know, I've learned from the best

and I've learned that you need to tease the audience, keep them in, even when there's a break. Sometimes the break is a 10 minute ad spot, sometimes it's seven days. In this case it's seven days. But the important thing is that we need to tease what we're talking about, and I'm very excited about what I'm about to play. This is the podcast. We'll be reviewing next week on Who Are These Podcasts. Hit that little button that makes me younger. Jackie!

I'm here with Jackie Marley. You're in my brand new Chrissy Mayer podcast. Is that the name of the Chrissy Mayer podcast? I don't know. Do you have a better idea? Yeah. Fun with red. Fun with red?

Okay. Yes, there's a little crispy march. Oh no. You guys should be with Chrissy Mayer. Oh boy. Yeah, yeah. See that. You know, it's funny.

There's a clip. I think it still exists this day for introducing me on stage. Oh really? Yeah, like that's how, that's how long everyone's been around. It's like a 10 year old clip. So we have a fun history with Chrissy Mayer.

I'll just run through it real quick because there's probably a lot of people who don't know about it. Chrissy Mayer reached out to me and said she wanted to be on the show as a co-host. And I said, great, love to have you on. We're gonna be doing Lewis J Gomez's show. Here's the episode we're gonna be reviewing.

And if you wanna pull some clips great, if not, I can handle it. Talk to you on Saturday. Get a note back from her saying, oh, you know what? I actually have a wedding to go to or a bridal shower, some fucking nonsense. I can't do it.

Okay, that's weird, because we agreed on a date and now you have this thing coming up. So then I do my show with a different co-host. Chrissy Mayer goes on the Lewis J. Gomez show and admits that she lied about having a previous engagement she needed to go to and totally just blew us off. So then I wanted to have a mother-fucked Chrissy Mayer for this. We gave her a second chance. She came on the show. She's skiped in from some Little League baseball game. We couldn't hear her understand her. It was

noisy and we had to cut it off midway through. So ever since then we've kind of had this animosity towards each other and a little bit of a rivalry or what you would call it, but we did an entire episode devoted to Chrissy May or sucking. And I'm excited that she has a brand new podcast. And I'm excited that Jackie Martling is one of the guests of the very first episode. So this should be a lot of fun. And it's, that's quite a bit of a lore. Yeah, right.

It's weird. I've never had any bad dealings with Chrissy, but there's a lot of things. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's weird. I've never had any beddillings with Chrissy, but there's a lot out there for not interacting well with people and just, you know, if you've ever get a chance, watch her, watch her comedy roast battles. There was only a couple out there, but the few I I've seen she always shows up absolutely like black out drunk and usually bombs and they're really funny. Like she's one of those women that gets really drunk and then just she just gets mean. Like it's that funny at all and the

crowd usually has a turn in on her. Very funny. I'm looking forward to checking that out. We're going to be sure to go. I'll definitely going to be checked out. Awesome. All right, well, guys, again, thank you so much for coming on the show. I wanted to tell everyone to check out Revenge of the Sys, which is your YouTube show. What do you guys up to out there?

Oh, it's in trouble. Yeah. Making fun of people on the internet. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, you know, all we do is we don't make any original content. Yeah, always just make fun of people. And I believe you guys have other shows as well. Yes, I do day wave.

Mike does night wave. Where can we find those? YouTube dot com slash day wave radio and Mike, right? Yeah, just just look, I mean, I'm not on YouTube right now. I'm taking a little sabbatical because of a copyright issue, but that Dlive.tv slash Nightwear radio. Look at how I'm gonna get that Dlive audience. Sweet.

Blown up on Dlive. I have been obsessed with your guy show lately watching it nonstop. So I definitely recommend people go check out Revenge of the Sys. It's a lot of... I'll kiss you right on the honey hole. Yeah, I'll punch you right in your honey hole, bro.

You want some of these Capri pants, Doug? Just don't show up with Crocs, because that's where we're going. Fair, that's fair. Thank you so much for having us, man. I'm appreciate it, dude. All right, thank you. And please, George's again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. George again next week it might be the episode we found out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone What is this garbage? How did they have a podcast? This is bullshit. Into boring ass shit. Fuck it's fake stuff. That looks real. Bullshit. Shit! Fuckin' face!

That looks real. Bullshit! Ah! I can't fucking take it! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Hey Carl, I was just calling because today I got curious so I decided to look up the faces of these voices I've been listening to.

I've listened to quite a few episodes and I'd never even thought to actually look up any of the faces of these people I was listening to. And I got to say I looked up both you and OP and OP actually looks a lot cooler than you. So I think you just take that into consideration for future episodes. He does seem like a huge loser in all the audio I've listened to of him, but he does look a lot cooler. So you know at least he's got that on you. Hey, Carl, it's still from Winnipeg calling. Listen, you just... Oh, shit, hold on. Let me be...

Hold on, I gotta beat the shit out of this cat. Okay, maybe edit that in host. So, Stuttering John makes that god awful fucking joke about that album he was in, in that band. It went tan, it went tan. So, that's already a shit fucking joke, everything about it sucks. But you're making it more confusing by picking 10. Because when you first brought it up, I was like, it went 10. It went to the number 10. Like it sold 10 copies. Oh no, he means the metal pin. So you're making the shit joke even shittier by picking something confused, pick another metal, say it went copper, say it went brass, it's much more clear away, join, you fucking idiot!

Ah, call me back, Carl. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show, you guys should not just kill yourself. Yeah, you made that back with National Ampoule, and we're just licensing its name out to anybody. I think it was like 30 grand and you could slap their name on anything you wanted. That would have been great. Dude, if we were, if our show was doing as well as it was now, back then, and that was going on, we would add a prime opportunity to just be like, National Ampune presenter, venture

that says, no, it would have been like National Amp and presents like rap school Or just something were you ruined their name? Torpedo their name. The National Ampoule's rap school like wait what Are they training rape victims are they training rapists or school or people get raped? Yeah, it's just a rape school Okay, and then it turns out it was just gonna be a documentary about Penn State Okay, that's cool. Yeah. you